Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Ep.46 (08/29/23)

Episode Date: August 29, 2023

Brown Bag Mornings talk Tom Brady’s girl wilding out, Vic’s mom has it going on , and helped the homie Jacob with his new Baby momma dramaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? No, go. What is the oldest park in Los Angeles? Anybody know Popquist? Elegion Park.

Can I guess? Can I guess? Babobo Park. Echo. Echo Park? I don't know. Is that one of the only parks you know? Yeah. And I've never been there.

You are actually all? I thought it was Allegion, too. It's Pershing Square. Oh, wow. Perching Square Park. Yeah, according to ABC 7, Pershing Square is the oldest park in the city of L.A. And starting yesterday,

there was a groundbreaking ceremony held there because they are going to finally renovate it. They're going to put a bunch of money into it to make it more green. Low-key, I couldn't tell you that it was a park because it just looks like a square. I was literally to say that. I never considered it a park.

Yeah, I never considered it. I thought it was more. Where do? A skate park? It looked more like a skate park because of how concrete vibes it is. Yeah. But now one of the main goals, I think they have three phases to, like, recreate it and make it like a really, a brand new park.

Yeah. I low-key think they want to make a central park vibe. You know how New York has Central Park? They want us to have that little person square be just the greenest part of it. Angie, have you been there? Well, yeah, it would be like, yeah, it's like in straight downtown. In theory, it would be incredible. Yeah.

Yeah, in my head, I look, I see it all green and pretty. But I just remember getting my cart, like, broken into the air. Also, there's a parking lot under So I don't know how that's a park It's like what? You're right, there is a parking lot underneath They have a whole event space I know they're doing like festival stuff there

You can go like on their skate rink Or their, excuse me, their ice skate rink But yeah, they're putting a bunch of greenery around there So I guess look forward to it I want to see it And what turns me out is it's right in between the blocks That are the jewelry district Right

So it's gonna be, I don't know It could be good if people that like to go to the jewelry district are like they they like spend money yeah because also what's by there's perch and you remember perch but they're usually up high like i love l.a that we're starting to put our green stuff up in the sky like perch is like super yeah the rooftops survives that we've got rooftop parks in downtown but now we're going to have perching square be more of like a green vibe that's wild that's pretty cool yeah i still don't get it i'm still like it's just really weird because the first time I went there and someone said it was a park,

I'm like, where is the park? I'm used to like, huge parks with like fake lakes at least. But like, I'm like, where are the ducks? We'll see them soon. They're pumping in $21 million for this first phase. Okay, I don't think we really need it. Yeah, 21 million? For just the first phase, they got funding for it.

They better put a lake in there. Yeah. And zebras. And zebras? Like central park has. I feel like it's probably one, 12, the size of Central Park, though. Like, it's so small.

It's really small. I want to be able to bird watching that thing. Just really is a little bird. I don't know what type of bird. Marry on the pigeons. I walk a little cricket, but you'll be able to do something there. I don't know what birds you're talking about. I'm looking excited for it because what I think is going to start happening,

similar to, like, the 6th Street Bridge is like the first, the first wedding at the park at Persians. Oh, you're right. The Kinsegiera photos at Persians. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's really great. It's really great. You're going to have the backdrop of the city and then you win the greenery. At night.

We got to do the first broadcast from there. Live from Persian Square. I think we're getting into it a little bit. $21 million is pretty excessive, even just for this first. It's like, you know where this money can go? Right. Whatever. My pocket?

Neither here nor there. Hey, I ain't seen the money. Neither here nor there. I lost stimmy wouldn't hurt anybody. Hey, hey, what are you doing? Sambra Sala with Angie. All right, it's not looking good for Tom Brady, you guys. So last week, I came on here and I talked about his new girl, right?

Irina Shake, this Russian model. Stop talking about her home girls. Yeah, and I was telling you that she was cutting tight. Yeah, she was cutting tight with her friends, keeping her circle tight. She didn't want any rumor spreading. All that stuff, right? Dude, tell me why Homegirl was caught over the weekend with her ex on vacation. Her ex, Bradley Cooper?

Bradley Cooper? Not just any, right, dude. Bradley Cooper. Because she left her homegirls, and her home girls are like, we're not going to protect you anymore. Oh. That's bad. Damn, Bradley Cooper.

I know, it's like you cut off your friends, but you don't cut off your ex. How does that work? They have kids, though, right? You do have kids. I will say that. But this is the weird part, you guys. She goes on her IG, and she starts posting pictures of herself, topless.

Again, she's the motto. I get it, but you don't have to be on vacation with your ex and posting topless pictures of yourself. And we know she's with Tom Brady? Oh, yeah. They're together, you guys. So then she goes on her IG story and she posts another picture of just Tom Brady alone, Smiley on a Kajek, and he's also shirtless.

Oh, so he's with her. He's with, not Tom Brady, sorry, Bradley Cooper. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tom Brady's not in there. It's just Bradley Cooper. Bradley Cooper shirtless is like, it's just. And we're sure she's with Tom Brady.

She's, yeah, she's dating Tom Brady. Like, they're like a month in already. That's crazy. I know. And so then after she posts those pictures. right those like top place all that stuff they go on to dinner

they're caught on dinner Bradley Cooper and Irene they're having dinner and tell me why Bradley Cooper has her arm around her and she's all smiles and she's with Tom Brady she's still dating Tom Brady

did he like the photo like what type of relationship I don't know you guys I don't know but I'm telling you they go on like a boat ride they're having dinner they're very touchy very they have kids together What part of co-parenting is this?

I don't know. They have one child. So it's quote unquote, yeah, a family vacation. This is for the baby. They're just hugging each other. So you're telling me this is a possibility? I don't know. Are you a Tom, or not Tim Brady?

Are you a supermodel and what's that the phone's name? Riley Cooper? An actor? No. Were you in the hangover? I was a limitless. I don't know. I get it.

I get it. It's a family vacation. That's a freaky vacation. But there's boundaries. Exactly. there's, that don't even happen on family vacations. Yeah. I wish I had time to take

a top of his photo on a family vacation, dog. These kids are here running around. They've got floaties in the water. It's a family vacation, but the kid is with a nanny in the hotel room. Yeah. Facts. Yeah, you don't see one picture of the kid, huh?

No, there's like one picture. There are all three of them in a boat. And again, Bradley has his arm around. I can't believe that Tom is still worth. Dude, and then like a week before that, She was seeing with Tom Brady like all cozied up. They're still together. They're dating.

That's crazy. This is wild. I know. She's going to fumble him. Maybe it's your culture. Russia? She's from Russia. I don't think that's a cool.

Let me. It's a boundary. Yeah. I don't know. I think that's just really weird. I get it. You're doing it for the kids. But that's like a whole different time.

They're not doing it for the kids. They're not doing it for. They're doing it. They're doing it. Period. True, true, true. But in this situation, Bradley is not, Cooper's not wrong, right? It's her?

No, Cooper's just being a great. He's just trying to get his old thing back. Being a great father. The brain and great father. What team was Tom Brady on? The, um, the Buccaneers and the Patriots. Who's the rivals? Like, who's like the main Patriot rival?

Um, the Jets. So maybe, maybe Bradley's doing it for them. That's all the Jets and Colts fans. This is for you guys. If you ever wanted to get at Tom Brady. Tom is having a very sucky couple. years, you guys. Yeah.

He's going out sad. This is one of the greatest football players, if not the, in football history. Right. And he also, I remember he postponed his announcing, his broadcasting career in order to get back his family. Yes, that he chose football over in the first place. Or he chose a family then went back and chose football. Yeah.

And then he lost them both. Lost them both. Nice. You got a new girl? And then he went with a new girl to move on with her. And now she wakes up with a hangover next to Bradley Cool. He can't even throw a ball, but his balls. Kidding.

He must feel so deflated right now that's on Brady. So depletes. Whoa. Yeah, at least he has his Super Bowl ring. And then Lisa has his son. Oh. Don't let him. Don't let it make those jokes.

Don't let it make those jokes. No, you know what? I'm gonna put it on you though. Because I know you've gone on vacation. This is not about me right now, but yes, that is true. Are you being Bradley Cooper out here in this? streets? No.

No, no, no, no, I'm not. What are you? Me either, okay? That's the white man. He's the model. What's the girl's name? Yeah, I'm more like her. I'm like, exactly.

With cuddly with one, somebody one week. You know what? I was about to. Caught having dinner. I kind of wanted to stick up for her. Like, you know what? Life just moves fast sometimes and, you know, emotions, you know, fly high. And one day you feel like you want to be here, but another day you're there.

You know what I'm saying? That's just how she's feeling. That's, I don't know. No. No, that's not a good excuse. But you've done a family vacation, right? I have done a modern family vacation, yes. What's like this?

No, not like that. I don't know what kind of freaky vacations they got going on. But no. With me, we went to Hawaii. So I went with the girls dating at the time. And my son's mom went with her guy. And then my son was there too. So we essentially like shared a vacation with him.

to where she took him for a few days. I took him for a few days. And it was cool because, you know, the whole time he's having fun. That's cool. Right? So that was like, it wasn't even my idea. I was like, I was kind of skeptical.

Yeah, I was skeptical about it. I'm like, you sure? And then it was like, it was totally fine. Yeah, how was that pitch? Like, hey, Vic, we're going here. I know that's your weekend. But what if you come to and then you have him. Yeah.

Like, she was just talking about like, you know what? Vic would love it. You know, I know you want to travel to and spend time with them. and you haven't been able to like take a vacation with them but this way like we both have the best of both worlds in a way where it's like I can go to dinner with my girl yeah and hang out and drink and all that stuff and then you know I can also enjoy my son but like separately you know we stayed in separate hotels we would meet up and be like okay I'm gonna take him here for the day okay he'll be with you tomorrow yeah wow so super cool I was so responsible if you had that dividing

door I was gonna say that too no no we did no we've had him here While, we're getting our freaking diki on. I'm having more than a completely different hotel. It was like half a mile away. Wow, she never made those noise with me. Oh. This is not forgetting Sarah Marshall, okay? Yeah.

This is not forgetting Sarah Marshall. Is that an earthquake? Wow, he's really backing over there. All right, you made it weird. I'm tapping out. All right, that's it for some of the cell. Brats here by your local Southern California, Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brumann.

on back morning, El Power 106. Okay, you gotta talk to us about this. Have you been on vacation with your ex? Has there, because there's a kid involved. Have you been in this Tom Brady, Bradley Cooper situation? And you know what was a little different about yours, Vic? Yeah.

Is that her dude was there. Yeah. Because Tom was not on vacation. No, Tom was not in the picture. Oh my gosh. I can't believe he's still wear her. That dude is so down bad. Yeah.

Super bad. Shut up Bradley. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Bradley is winning. Bradley's winning. Bradley's winning in the Super Bowl this year. Like some type of vacation with your ex, you're a baby daddy, baby mama, and your new chick, or they were left at home. What type of drama happened?

Let us know. 818. 5-205-19. It's power 105-9. It's power 106. LA's number one for hip-hop. Buenos Aires. It's going to be another hot one.

Yesterday it was like super hot. It was like, I saw 112. on the little car thing. Oh, for real. No way. Yeah. I was hating life. I have a leather seats and on the sleep.

Sitting down. It is hot. Yeah. You gotta put a towel or sweater or something. Yeah. So you can sit down. All right, but we're talking about, I feel like that's how,

what's that full name? Tom Brady feels. His heart feels. Oh my God. Because his new girl, he can't catch a break, man. Yeah. He could have caught a ball before,

but he can't catch a break. He has a new girl. She's a model. But her ex is Bradley Cooper, who was in the hangover. And she was with her man, Tom, last week, all cuddly. But then this week she's on vacation, posting topless photos. And then at dinner with her baby daddy, Bradley Cooper. The kid is there somewhere, I hope.

Is the kid in the photo? The kid they shared together? She's in the photo. In the boat, right? They went on the boat, right? In the kid's table? Yeah. Yeah, right?

I don't know. Could this happen? Could you do this? I know this makes you think hypothetically. I think, no, it definitely could happen. I've seen it happen. I have a friend and he and his ex are really, really cool. And like they, like, she is literally, he has a new girl with a baby and he literally invites her to like the party.

Do they have a baby together? No, they don't. Oh, they're just cool. No, they're just mature, modern. I don't know. I feel like you broke up for a reason. Yeah. What?

Are we the toxic? Yes. I don't think so. Time is 2023, guys. But it's like, what purpose do you serve in my life if it's not like in that, in that lane that you first came in? You know, like, I don't know. Now I want to be a friend.

I have friends. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. It is kind of weird, but I've seen it and I've seen it work. So I believe I can do it too. Yeah, I have a homie and he didn't end up with his girl. He doesn't know my home anymore. What a run. He didn't end up with his girl.

And then she had a baby and he ends up being the godson of that baby. And he gets along really well with her, her man and the baby. And I just can't, I don't understand. That's so weird. That's hurtful to him. That's very hurtful to him. Like on the low, right? Like it's like you want to keep this person around.

But it's like having that attachment, I think is like detrimental to him and his future, you know, relationships and stuff. Love is unselfish, guys. Irene, you're judging all of us. Yes, yes, man. You're thinking about the situation. What would you do? Just not any of that. Yeah, I cut them off.

I just think it's weird. Like, when you plant a seed, when your friends, you plant a seed, right? And then the friendship grows and you become a tree, right? Like, you... You're so cute. You're being a poem right now. Yeah. Like, you're being the part-on-letter cook.

Yeah. Yeah. The relationship grows. You become boyfriend and girlfriend. You guys are two trees. And then then you guys break up. You can't go back to being a seed. Like that doesn't work like that.

You can't go backwards. That's weird. All those emotions all that. And to have you be the godparent of my child that I, that like, it's like not full. You weren't good enough when I found somebody else. But you could be in like that. Yeah. We can still fund the birthday parties.

That is weird. What did you cut a brand. It grows back. No, it doesn't. Branches don't go back. Yes, they do. It's not like a lizard's too. Oh my God.

Wow. There's also this thing called grafting where you take one branch from one tree and then you put onto another tree. Hey, don't ruin my tree. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'll let the tree dies and then it's... Hensie, shut up! They could trim the tree! Garden and ruin your poem! That's right!

That's your dryboard! Keep it here and spread what I was saying. You know what all of this stuff is reminding me? That we need to get our costumes. ready and it has to be a group costume you guys power rangers and i'll be yellow ranger i guess i feel like that's okay angie if we were power rangers you can be pink ranger now i like yellow now you can be pink okay cool i didn't want to be yeah i'm pink but i feel like it has to be more more cool creative power rangers chast the girls shasta can we all be the shasta girls please

i'll be all right big it would be super cool what am i going to be shasta Daddy or Dr. Thunder? Which color is your favorite? I don't have a favorite color. Can you say one-nine? Oh, no, that's Fanta. It's not Shasta, Angie. That's what I mean.

Paisa. And I was right there with you, Angelica. You're right. You're Pisa-Fying. She's over here, Shasta, Shasta. Don't you want that? You want to say, Shasta. Listen.

Shastas have three leaders instead of two. That's right. Yeah, that's great. But they're not Fanta. Fanta is just a whole different thing. Yeah, Fanta's better. My bad, my bad. Okay.

Well, I like the FantaGrow idea, just throwing it out there. If you have any ideas for group costumes, let us know, we'll do it. Power 106 does a whole internal costume party. So it's going to be like us versus Brianna versus Feli versus Leekers. Oh, you guys better go all out. Yeah, we need to do it. And the winner brags. So we just got to get it together.

Okay, this is our first year here, okay? Yeah, we got to win. And you have a Halloween girlie right here, so we're good. Come on it. Come on. It's going to be so lit. All right, well, we have your tickets to go to Six Flags Fright Fest on deck at 7.15. We have shout-outs, though.

Yeah, I want to shout out our boy Aki. Aki! Aki does the traffic, and we met Aki at Disney, California Adventure Park for our summer invasion, and he's just the coolest guy. He's the coolest dude. He's the coolest. He was like, meeting him in real life was like, whoa, this guy is really a person. Felt surreal.

Thank you, Aki, for not taking him. a picture with me, full. Oh, gosh. Him and Angie have a little beef. I don't. He does. So if you listen to the show like 6.30-ish, Aki does the news around that time.

And he always chimes in on whatever topic we have. And it's so funny because he literally has like 10, 15 seconds to do the traffic. And he's like, well, chime in like, Angie, you didn't really say that. And then in the five freeway. So someone barely tapping into it was like, what's going on? True. There was one time he made a comment about his gray sweatpants, and I was like, whoa, you're Rocky.

So I think I'm going to put my gray sweatpants on today. But yeah. Anyway, there's a signal alert. Yeah. In my pants. Kid me, kidding, kidding. Shout out, Rocky. Anybody around?

Yeah, I want to shout out the homie Ricardo and his family. I run into them at Target. And they're always tuning in. The girls, too. That's awesome. He has three girls, so shout out them. That's dope. What aisle did you run into them at?

Frozena. Frozena? That's cool. Yeah, that's great. It's always funny that a lot of mine are like the toy aisles are like, hey. Well, I'm looking at. Oh, for kids. Yeah, because the boys are there.

But, like, what aisle do you not want to be run into somebody? Maybe like, intimates, like, pad. Intimates. Like, like, like, buying deodorant or something. What about toilet paper? Like, hey! Yeah. Got to, like, the 40-pack?

Like, hey! Ideally, I want you to catch me in the bread aisle, get into the bread, you feel me? Oh. My God. He's so dumb. All right. Well, there goes that. There's no shout-outs.

Word on Rosecrans. 50 Cent started this getting bras thrown-ish, and this is a thanks he gets. What's going on? All right. So, 50 Cent is on his final lab tour currently. He's about to hit Los Angeles Wednesday night, but he's complaining about the type of fan interactions he's getting. His shows are packed out. Meet and Greets are selling.

But comparison is the thief of joy. because he's touring at the same time as Drake and he sees all the bras, all the female action, all that energy and he's not getting none of it. So he's upset. Listen to this backstage rant about one that he had at one of his shows recently.

Yeah, they don't treat Drake like this. They don't treat Drake like this. Drake get bras every night. Bars every night. I used to get bras in the beginning of my career. The co-ordinate production is hot enough for me to get bras every night like Drake. Then Drake actually reacted to this video on his IG story and said he would pull up for a pep talk.

He said, 50, I'm going to get you right. Don't worry about it. That was corny too, huh? Yes. There's a respect off of his name. Yeah. Like, let me teach you a thing or two old man. Shut up.

I'm doing this for the, he probably still gets stuff. He for sure does. Yeah, it's just like he's trolling off of the, like, the times. Yeah. But it's been nearly a week, and he hasn't stopped complaining, all right? So in a video that was taken this weekend, 50 was greeting his fans and then a white guy with a full Teflon vest and a do-rack comes up to him. And 50 had enough. Listen to this.

You see that? Drake in a bra. I get this. He is sick. What's Teflon? Like a bulletproof vest. Oh, that's what a Teflon? Yeah.

Wow. Wow. I just learned that too. I always call them that. So Teflon Don is like someone that wears a bullet. Wow. You're making a perfect. You're making a perfect.

All right. So someone with a bulletproof vest, like showed up looking like 50 and he's like, yeah, yeah. He's just like, dude, really? Drake at the Z bras and then I get this guy. So he's sick, he's over it. He just, he wishes that he would get more bras like he did at the beginning of his career. I'm hoping I'll throw some bras at him. He's coming this week.

Hopefully. Yeah. Wednesday. Yeah, crypto. Oh, crypto. That's going to be tight. That's going to be tight. Somebody throw a bra to him, please.

Yeah, actually, we have some tickets. Ooh, look at us right there. We're giving away tickets to 50 cents, the final lap tour. So if you want to throw some bras or you want to go on a Teflon. Don't do that one. Call in right now. 81852059 to win. Yeah, man.

That's going to be awesome. Yeah. Hell yeah. All right, look, YG is getting back to his FDT ways with this. new merch drop, all right? As some of you might remember, back in 2016, YG and Nipsey made a banger titled FDT, which stood for F Donald Trump. Let's hear a little bit of this as a reminder. Off down trial. Oh, down trial. Yeah. Donald Trump. Yeah. Yeah. Donald Trump. Hey. Hold on. I got to pay my favorite part. My favorite part.

What be the USA without Mexicans And if it's time to team up, let's begin. All right. Great flashback. Okay. So with the recent news of Donald Trump getting arrested in Fulton County, his mugshot has been circulating online everywhere.

Crazy mugshot. And YG decided to capitalize on this and drop new merch featuring Donald's mugshot on a T-shirt and it says something that I can't say on radio. Oh. But it's 400 merch. Yes. Yeah.

It's 400 merch and it's a true F-Shart. F-U-L-L-Circle moment indeed. What? Full circle moment. F-U-L-L. He spelled full. Yeah. Oh, my God.

F-U. I thought he had a bad word. I love you guys. Can we put it on brown-n-or-he's one of six so people can see it because you can't say it on the radio. Yeah. But that motion was crazy. And instantly when I've seen it, I knew someone was going to make shirts. I was like, someone was going to drop shirts.

The whole thing was that his supporters are going to make shirts. Right. And it's going to fund the, like, fund his campaign. right? Yeah. Everybody's going to, everybody's flipping it. Yeah. I'm tired of it already.

Funny enough, I think it was big. He texted me. He's like, are you ready for a new Griselda cover? Yeah. Grzilda always uses those most of those munch shots. Oh, really? Yes. That could be a good Halloween costume.

Yeah, just looks shot. Different muck shots. All those fools are getting arrested right now. The other dude, Giuliani, they're like, that is going to be in every hood in New York because they hate that fool. Yeah. Because they like the stopping for stuff. Yeah. That's a good shirt.

Yeah. Shut and I wait you for that. Get your money. That's right. Get your money. All right. That was your word on Rosecrans. Brought to by local Southern California Toyota dealers.

I'm Rosecrans Vic for Brown Bag mornings on Power 106. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? All right, y'all. It's going to be another hot one. Another hot day today.

But did you know that there's actually colors you can wear that can help you out? And I'm not just talking about, like, we always hear like wear white because that kind of is reflecting all colors or something like white is the absence of the absence of color black is the presence of all colors but somehow that has to do with the sun and if you wear darker colors it gets worse for you in this heat this heat is going triple digits crazy triple digits like a one 10 and above and we're not seeing and stop from it anytime soon but did you know that neon can actually help you neon wearing neon like a neon colored shirt can actually be reflective of the heat too yeah They're advising.

Wear white. Yeah, wear white, wear neon colors. They actually tested different colors, clothes against the heat. And like a dark colored clothing, like a maroon or a black, ended up reaching temperatures of 150. Whereas like a neon or a white colored shirt ended up being like around 115, 120. Crazy. It's a lot cooler. It makes sense why like the city workers wear neon colors.

Not just, I thought it was just like to reflect traffic. You're like, you don't run into them. but it could be helpful of like... Wow. Isn't this crazy? Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah.

Back over there. Yeah. And I just like it because I'm in my whole little neon vibe. Yeah. So, shoot. Shut on me. I need to get, like, I need to paint my car neon or something. So it won't be so hot.

Yeah, when you get in. I had that situation where, like, if you're wearing shorts on a hot date, it's nice when you're outside. Once you get in your car, you're like, oh, and you get sucked to it? Yeah. That's the worst. Why does smell like carnessada? Yeah. For real.

All right. But yeah, if you're thinking of what to wear this week, it's going to be hot, white and neon colors. It's good to know, but even though I'll probably be going to wear all black. You're still going to wear it. I knew that, and I was like, yeah, I'm still in the way. Just dress with lighter colors in mind because it is going to be really hot. Like, 1-15 is no, like, these upwards of 110 temperatures are no joke out here. Yeah, it's like heat stroke, you know, potential.

Make sure you check on your pets too. I know a lot of us have outside dogs. check on your your parents check on your adults like older older people and your family

because legit is hot yeah yeah yeah good morning good and yes

it's gonna be a hot one today you guys wow hot and so hot and her I just really wanted to play that you guys

so bad you guys wait one more time okay okay good okay good yeah so hot

and her should we listen The V drop? Oh, yeah, yeah. It's not long. Oh, wait. It's gonna be so hot. It's gonna be so hot.

Horse and diorraine. Or lemon. Or lemon. Angie is very, like she understands. We're in L.A. I don't know, Angie. I don't know if lemon can help in this triple digit weather, baby girl. We'll test it out.

No, thank you, Angie. What is it? Homopathic or? homeopatic? Homeopathic? Homealoplane. Yeah, something like that. No, no.

Like when you do stuff that's like like natural. Is it only lemon? Oh, I thought it was just being organic. Or can you use lime too. Lemon, limes and things. Tomatoes. What if you have a cut? Yeah.

Well, you're done. Don't put it. You're deodorant. Oh, my God. What if you're being organic? Yeah, and if there's no lemons, what are you going to put tomatoes, tomatoes? Then where do you order it? Orange.

Orange? I'm just saying for the brokies, I cannot afford any deodorant with lemon. It works. I'm going to go sit in a little bit. You know a little citrus, a little lemon pulp. It's me. All right, we've got homie help line on the way. Homie help line on the way.

And who are we helping today? The homie Jacob needs some help. He pulled up to L.A. to have some fun, but left with a surprise. Okay. That can only go back. L.A. don't have a good surprise. I'm telling you. The video is 5106.

All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for. The homie help line. She could whistle like that.

Need some help. I know. I don't know how to do that. Anybody? No. I don't know how to whistle in general. Yeah, I can't either. Shout out to Frankie.

Who just did that? Was he you? Of course. Oh, boy, hi, it's resident. We saw when Frank did that. He's like, look, I'm Mexican. Then he whist. Oh, yeah.

Frank from Heidi. Frank. Shout out to our KLOS family. They're very white. Yeah. His whistle game is serious because I can't whistle at all. He took a tequila shot with us and then his whistle got stronger. And I was like, wow.

Really? Yeah. He must be from Halisco. All right, guys. Look, Jacob needs some help. All right? So came to L.A. And left with a surprise.

All right? So, look, he DMed us and said, Brown Bag, I wanted to see if you guys had help or at least bring me a new perspective. I met this girl over a little over, year ago. We met at a club when I was visiting L.A. and hit it off. Somehow she ends up in Chicago where I'm from for the weekend, the weekend after we met. Now here's the crazy part. After we linked, we continue to go on with our lives in different states. Two months go by and boom, I got some news. She's pregnant. All right? So fast forward to today and we have a one month old baby.

Yes, the first weekend we spent together, she got pregnant. Wilding boy, my boy. I love my baby and can't be happier for this blessing. However, me and baby mama bump heads a lot. When we met, I was living in Chicago and she lives out here in L.A. This fling really got me a whole ass baby. Now I'm in the process of moving to L.A. Me and my B.M. are trying to make it work. It's hard, though.

We haven't had enough time to get to know each other. I also grew up with both my parents, and I just can't imagine not living with my baby. Dang. What y'all think I should do? Oh, all that from a fling. Yeah, it happens. It happens. They don't wrap it up.

I don't know. It's why there's protection. One thing I do like is that there's a lot of people from Chicago that move to L.A. So you're going to have like a lot of that like vibes, but you're going somewhere. Like you're not only just going to have a baby and a girl, hopefully, if you guys work it out. But like living in L.A. is going to cost you a lot. Like get a job. Like first things first, find a job.

Because you can't come out here and think you're like. You're not going to sleep on her couch. You're not going to any of that. You have to get a job. J-O-B. Yeah. There's no way to make it out here unless you're working. Yeah.

Working. Making my attention. Dude, you know what's crazy, though? And not to take away from this man's story, but there's a family friend that I know that went to Vegas, had a hookup out there with a girl that's from Vegas, came back. Same thing. found out that they're pregnant and everything. And, like, they're not getting along, but it's crazy.

Like, his whole friends and family threw him a baby shower out here. And the girls in Vegas, like, they're not together anything. They just know he's about to be a dad. So they threw him a legit baby shower out here. Without her. Without her. Like, she's not here. They're not getting along, nothing.

But they're like, hey, there's a baby in this world. I'm like, instead of throwing a baby shower, y'all should have put a go-futmy together because that's going to come with some child. support or some type of payment or whatever it was just more fun like how you're having like it was just like a girl moment like you got a pregnant ah you're about this baby let's do this like let's get a group oh what happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas yeah yeah exactly yeah so this happens yeah it happens yeah happens more often than you than you think but what is the solution how can we help them I don't yeah yeah yeah I mean I think trying is the first part like trying to make it

work trying to find time yeah the baby's you know she's one I mean yeah he said they haven't got enough time to know each other all they have to do is just keep trying at it like you know there there might be like five things that he hates about her already but maybe he can find six things that he does like yeah he liked enough to yeah that's one to make the first night and the second week yeah yeah man that's a crazy situation we got to help her brother out what's his name Jacob we got to help Jacob out. All right, check this out, homie.

You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for the homie help line. Jacob got a brand new baby, brand new baby mama. And he's trying to move to that. He don't even know her.

Yeah, he don't even know either one of them. He known them both for a month. Hey, sometimes, some of us are people like for decades and we don't even know them. So look, you're good. You're good. Look at the bright side, my boy. That's very true. Exactly.

It could be worse. I don't know how, but it could be. Great job, Vic. All right, so Jacob needs our help, and we're trying to figure out how, you know, he's moving to L.A. He had his baby mama, barely knows her, and they keep bumping heads. And he can't imagine not living with his baby. So he wants to work it out. The model that he saw at home was that his parents were together.

Yeah. He should have asked them how they met and maybe modeled that. Yeah. That's true. Did you guys live in different states? Yeah, my parents lived together. So I need to live with my babies. Like, yeah, I doubt that they met while one was in Cali, the other one,

because of Chicago, y'all hooked up too. Exactly. To me, the craziest thing is that this happens often. It does happen often. Yeah. I didn't think that. That family homie, that he got some girl knocked up in Vegas. And I'm telling you, she lives in Vegas, right?

So he's having fun, like his, he's being very bro right now because she don't really mess with him. So they're throwing him. baby showers, like, however, they're playing, like, little baby shower games, and it's just him. Like, the girl's not there at all because they don't, she don't mess with him. And I'm like, instead of having this party, y'all should help him because if she don't mess with him and that's baby mama. And she's going to want something for whatever this situation is. Some money. Wait, did you go to the baby shower though?

I did not go to the baby. It would have been fun just to be like, ha, ha, look, you're having a baby. Same as the other homeless. I would be there, like, trying to give him the pep talking and they're like, oh, my God. God, get her out of here. Get her out of here. She's trying to bring me back to reality. Yeah.

All this money we spent is good. Should we go out of diapers? Oh. And a lawyer. A lawyer for sure. For sure a lawyer. You don't need diapers. You need lawyers.

Oh, man. We got some colors. We got to help this full out. Who are we going to? We have Jackie from Wilmington online three. Jackie. Jackie, good morning, Jackie. Jackie.

Jackie? Jackie. Why no. Jackie? Are you there? I hear you. Show yourself, Jackie. Wow.

Okay, who's in line to? Dang. We have Gabby from Anna. I'm online too. Gabby, good morning. Gabby. Good morning, my Anna. I'm bloody.

Go angels. Oh, she's going to go angels. Go angels. Go angels. Oh, Gatsy, you started off wrong. It's okay, Gabby. It's okay. It's okay. Some of us... It's on, everybody. Usa, ready together.

Hey, but the hardest party is that I was born in Torin, so that's the real kicker. Okay. Gabi, talk to us about this kicker. This fool, he got a girl pregnant, and they're not together. They live in separate states. Oh, both. All pinku coles calientes. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, man. Whatever she's on this morning?

Yo. Where is it at? What day is it today? It's a fantastic. It's Tuesday? Not even 8 a.m.? Not even 8 a.m. All right.

She hasn't slept from last night. I don't know. She was. Angels! How to be an angel's fan, too. Damn. It's okay. You can't be mad.

Some people just don't have taste. Like, they just didn't, like, it's not for everybody. Yeah. You know, some people lost during COVID. She's been on a binge ever since O'Tani got hurt or something. Yeah, that's really sad out here. Okay, look, check this out. We are trying to help the homie.

We are trying to help the homie who got a girl pregnant. They live in different states. The baby's a month old. He's trying to figure it out. So far, what we're showing is that there's no help for him. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help.

We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie helpline Jacob Need some help Jacob Jacob Why are all the Jacobs I know Pobresitositos

Twilight Jacob Did he get the girl And this Jacob Those are only Jacobs Jacob from State Farm No No Jake from State Farm No

That's not the same He's the one that helps Yeah Okay well he needs help What does he need help with He needs help because he is having Or he had a baby with this girl That he barely knows

Burle. And he can't imagine not living with this baby, but his baby mama and him are bumping heads. And they're trying to work it out. And not cheeks. Yeah, exactly. Bumping cheeks is crazy. What's the turn?

What's the actual turn? Bumping cheeks is a wild image. Oh, you're imagining it? No, it's like you're dancing like, hey. What's the actual term, bumping something? Rubbing uglies? No, there's bumping something. Yes, bumping uglies.

Is it bumping ugly? I don't know. Yeah. We never heard that. I've never heard that. All right. Well, fine. All right.

There's kids in the car. I go to school. Pay attention to class. Yes. Not this one. All right. He needs help. He got somebody pregnant.

They live apart. He's in Chicago. She's in L.A. He's going to move out here. But he barely knows her. He don't know her at all. But he has like in his house. He knew that his parents were together.

So he wants to somehow make it work while he moves out here. So he needs help doing that. Who got on the line, Irene? We have Diana from downtown L.A. on line four. Diana, Buenos days, Diana. Hi, good morning. Good morning. How are you?

We're doing a breathalyzer. Can you please? Can you please breathe into the phone? I'll breathe. Okay. Okay, thank you. All right. Talk to us, Mamasita.

Okay, so I, and from my opinion, my parents didn't stay together. You know, but they had their kids. I don't think he needs to make a relationship out of the whole situation. I think he just needs to be there for his baby. He doesn't need to try to make his baby mama, his girlfriend or anything. I mean, yeah, get to know her. Obviously, that's the mother of your child. But at the end of the day, if he tries and tries or they both try and it doesn't work out,

hey, just be there for the kid. Yeah. Whether you still live out in Chicago or if you decide to move. closer to be with the kids, just be there. Yeah, and I think they clearly were fine not really talking to each other for the two months that after they had hooked up, they were like clearly fine what this is going to be like a one, two, three time thing. So just try your best to get along with her.

Pretty much. Just be there, you know, just be supportive, co-parent and just move on. Just be there for the baby. At the end of the day, that baby had no intent to be like, hey, I want to be here type of thing. but it happened, so just be there. You don't think they should try to work it out at least one time? I mean, if they're already bumping heads, no. I mean, that's only going to cause more problems.

To me, that feels like passion. How many of our parents were bumping up and head? That's what I say. It's like, well. Yeah. But that was back then. Back then, they really made it, you know. Yeah, no matter of way.

They worked so hard no matter what. Like, we're going to stick together, thick and thin. But nowadays with these new generations, and the millennium and everything, they're just like, oh, well, you're going to be toxic. Okay, goodbye, I'm out. Yeah. Do you have any kids by any chance?

I'm sorry? Do you have any kids by any chance? I do. She's 14. Oh, baby girl. Okay. Hey, and I'm a single parent. Come on.

You knew you made it work. You knew how to make it work for yourself, having your baby girl. All right, let's say, fast forward. She's 23. She's like, mom, so I went to Chicago. So you know what? I'm going to do what my mom did. My mom was upset.

She threw a freaking banana at me because she was that mad. You know what? You like bananas so much. You like it so much here. Right? She just threw it at me. It was the funniest thing. But you know what?

My mom has been the biggest boulder that I couldn't rely on. So I'm going to be there the same way for my daughter. I can just be like, oh, whoa, you got yourself into it. Right. go on and do it by yourself. But what conseil would you give her, like, if the guy comes and wants to move in, like, would you tell your daughter, try to make it work with him? Or would you just be like, you know, you guys had a fling, just forget it, like, just be there for the kid?

I mean, if they continuously continue talking, I would definitely go with that route. Yeah. I would be like, hey, yeah, try to see where it goes. But if it never happened and then she just came and was like, hey, I'm pregnant. Yeah. And they never spoke about it until the baby was here. I would just be like, you know what, me, how you got it. Take care of it, you know, let him be a part of it.

If he chooses, too. If he doesn't, that's fine. You can do it without him. Wow, you're a great mom. I love that support system in here because I would be like, oh, now you're getting married. Oh, guess we're going to plan the wedding. Get married. Hurry up.

Hurry up, get married. You did this yourself, this forever. I'd be that fair. Just me? Hurry up before they can do the math. Yay. What happened first? Hurry up.

I'm in your dress. All right. Well, I guess that's just me. Ari, we got somebody else that has stuff to say. We have Yolanda in line three. We got Yolanda in line three. Yolanda, why did you do it? I'm kidding.

Yolanda. Yolanda. Do you get that a lot? Good morning. Good morning. Do you get that a lot, Yolanda? You're Yolanda. No, I do not.

Well, we'll get ready. It's going to start. Yeah. Because we love Selena. Oh my God. Why did you take her from us? Why did you take her from us? Oh, Yolina.

All right, Yolanda, talk to us. What would you tell the homie Jacob in the situation? I would tell him to get to know her. And, yeah, he should try to make a relationship out of it if he can due to the fact that they do have a child. Yeah. And because he's moving from Chicago, right? Right, yeah.

From Chishai, yep. Yeah, and he's coming to be with the child It's showing that he's trying So I believe that he should try It doesn't hurt and it's good to have both parents in the household Super good Yeah, but then what if it doesn't work out They stay in the household and then you get that whole situation

Like yeah, I live with my baby mama We don't be doing anything though Yeah Because guys use out and he's all the time Yeah So if they actually not getting alone after he tried to be friends with her, and they don't even have to move in together. They can, like the other woman said, that they can try to just co-parent and still be on good terms, co-parenting.

But I do think that he should try, not just give up and just leave the baby. I'm with you, Amanda. Do you think they'll have a better shot of working out in L.A. or in Chicago? Ooh, that's a good right. Honestly, I wear opportunities and a lot of resources. So I would probably say either way, it doesn't matter because if they're trying to work it out as a whole, then it doesn't matter where they're at.

I say they move away even, like they got to go to Texas. Because right here, if he comes here, he's around her family. Yeah. Right? So you have nobody. If he's trying to get to know her, he needs to know. Yeah, but what if we don't work out? Every day's in a wagon.

You can't go to mom. Mom's in Chicago. Let's both isolate ourselves and force ourselves to love each other. Elanda, get with me. Come on. That's a great idea. I know what I'm doing here. That's a good idea.

I will force the love. Let's go to North Dakota. Be a happy family. Yeah, nobody else. What is it? Me or the polar bears. You paid. All right.

Well, Jacob, you've been helped. Move out here, make it work. Get married. Just propose already. Yeah, come on. Like, I got a text and someone said, tell him there's a blueprint for that Cadley girl, baby mama, and the Chicago boy. Don't do it.

Connie already showed us the outcome. Oh. He did it already. I know, that's funny, though I forgot about that Oh, so then he should be like Kanye and buy the house next door Simp

Or pimp Simp Simp Simps Simps Simps We got another one So Kiki Palmer

recently celebrated a birthday Kiki We love me And she was taken out By none other than Darius Dalton Her baby daddy

Her baby daddy Yes. The same baby daddy. The same baby daddy. Who was talking smack. Yeah. You're a mother. You're a mother.

Why you dress like that on stage with Usher. It's crazy. They were going back and forth. That was not even like a month or two ago. That was pretty recent. She went to the Usher concert in Vegas. He brought her on stage. She was wearing like a really revealing dress.

And she was very happy to be on stage with Usher. And he posted her like, is this how you should be acting? You're a mother. Yeah. And then. And then they, like had their, it seems like they had a breakup. Yeah.

And then Kiki did the full like circle petty move and she did a whole music video with her shirt. And in the end she's like, oh my God, I'm sorry, I just woke up. Oh, I am a mother after all. Like just. Trolling. Yeah. I love it.

She was just leaning into it. Right. Yeah. But so Dary's Dalton took out to lunch for her birthday. Those are 30th birthday. 30th birthday. 30th birthday. And here's some audio of the, the, the.

lunch date and how I went. See, thank you for taking me out of my birthday as always. You know, we're, I mean, I know I say it's not always my birthday, but you always do. Check me out. But I just thank you for making it special for my birthday. That's so sweet. I took you out on your birthday for your birthday and that's all we're out here on your birthday and having drinks on your birthday.

I love that you keep you, you're starting to get it. It's birthday, birthday, my birthday, my birthday. So tell them all the she was talking about burgos. So they can eat your. Oh, okay. So let me go ahead and say one thing straight up about Virgos. Don't believe the hype. They are one of the biggest spokesperson for themselves.

Don't believe the hockey. But you are really into the Virgo, though. So what are you talking about? It's because my mom's a Virgo, my brother's a Virgo, my best friends are Virgo, my grandma's a Virgo. Partner and crimes are Virgo. So it's just like, yeah, I'm surrounded by Virgo. So you have a sense with Virgo.

Yeah. What is so weird about this interaction is that it could have been private. Yes. They went live. Yeah. They're like on an Instagram live or something and talking, like, Kind of to show, is it on his life? It's on his life.

So he wanted to show, I'm with her right now. Where's us you're at? Yeah. I don't know. And what's crazy to me is that she kept saying like, it's my birthday. We're out because it's my birthday. Thank you. And she's like, yeah.

And she's like, you get it. This is because it's my birthday. Kind of friend zoning. Baby daddy zoning him. That was kind of, if you guys ever seen, there's this like notorious Tyler the Creator skit where he's like, it's my birthday. on my, you're just going to bring me a birthday gift on my birthday

to my birthday. So they're kind of like referencing that. Laughing at that. Okay. But yeah, it probably was her also in the midst of that. Drawing the line. Yeah, like, hey, nothing more than just this is my birthday. Yep. Yeah. And he was like, yeah, I get it. But for my followers, can you please? Yeah, it's almost like he wanted. Can you please act like we're together? He wanted to clear his name. Yeah. Because he's been looking bad. Some people have supported him, especially because like, yeah, wow, it must suck to see your girl like that

publicly and stuff like that and feel away. But then other people are like, well, you've also posted her twerking. So it's like if she's a mom, is it okay? Only if she's a mom, like she's this way and you post it out here in these public social media streets. I like how she called him out about he must have been saying something negative about Virgos. Like on his Instagram or something. Say that. What was that about Virgo?

Right. How you love us? Yeah, we're the worst and all the stuff. I thought that was hilarious. She was calling him out on it and said that he was obsessed with Virgo. Yeah It's crazy He's getting baby daddy zoned

It's crazy That was a thing Apparently That one foot from homie Helpline is gonna feel it too You're gonna come out here And get baby daddy zone Like bro

I'm gonna get rid of my birthday Yeah strictly for my birthday I don't know How do you guys feel about it Is it Pimp or Sam Well I mean he did take her out for her birthday

Yeah he did She's spending her birthday Not with Usher And I think you wanted to make sure Yeah That's what he went like Yeah. We don't even know who paid for it though, so.

Oh. Well, he can't have money. He can't be a strong independent man. He was tweeting mad from Kiki's internet, you know. Yeah. Using her Wi-Fi. Lil Bito. Oh, my God.

Make you're so nice. Isn't he? Isn't he? He spent his birth. He's probably spent that night with their two. I doubted. Pleading. Yeah.

Please. Please. Please. Kiki. I'm a father. Kiki, you love you. He thought it was. Pimp because he was live and his followers

were like, oh, they're back. That just made it look more corny like that spread. Why are you trying to prove something? Yeah. He has to prove something because who is he? Yeah. Her baby daddy Descent. Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sip! Sip! Sip! Sip! It's part of 106. L.A's number one.

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And if you're looking for some type of cool center, dial 311. 311. 311. 311, like the band? Yeah, the group, yeah. Whenever I'm alone with you. I know the song. Cool. Yeah.

What's the name of it? You make me feel like I am whole again. Yes. Is this rock? Yeah. I'm like, I don't have no idea what you guys are singing. All right, now I will have to triple check if 311 is the number. It is.

It is. Okay, you can see scared me. I don't know. No matter whether, I will always love you. you, I will always love. No, whatever, cool. Someone that knows where I get what I'm going. Anyway, it's going to be really hot.

If you're looking for cooling centers, hit up 311, okay, so that you can know where to go, where the nearest one by you is. But they're saying that the best thing that you could do for yourself today, tomorrow, is stay inside. Don't even try to go outside. Don't think you're the cool guy or the cool girl. And then you could beat the heat because you may not know it and you could be suffering from some type of heat stroke or heat illness,

because it comes on slowly. You don't even know you're dehydrated until your head starts turning. You start feeling woozy and then boom, you're laid out on the concrete end. And then you're a fajita. Yeah. You don't want to be that. You do not want that for yourself. Not at all.

Yeah, I need to find. So 311. Yeah, 311. I need to find a good AC. Our AC, I feel like whenever we need it, it's so non-reliable. Really? I feel like when I go to your house, your house is all. Always cool.

Yeah, on a regular day, I feel like when it turns into the hundreds and when you need it, it's like, oh, we're just going to turn off today. Nobody else has, like, that bad look. I have three AC units. Really? In the living room and we're in each room. And I turn it out, all of them up. I haven't looked at my electricity bill. I'm going to figure that out later.

We will figure it out later. We will figure out later. We get there. We get there. Maximo is Sean Paul over here. He got the right, Tempe Chah. So, 311 is a phone number. 3-1-1 is the phone number to check out where the cooling centers are.

And again, like we said before, make sure, like, even besides yourself, you check in on the babies, you check in on the older people, and you check on. Honestly, like, there's someone that is, how do I say this, unhoused by our crib, and we even check on him, like, make sure that he's good, that he has everything. Un-housed? Yeah, she gave him a Stanley's. Stop, don't say it. She gave him a Stanley.

Yeah. Yeah. Angie? That would actually be a very good thing to do. That would be. Because Stanleys will keep things cold. I will get one of my five Stanle's and then I will get it. You can spare one.

You can spare one. Yeah. But make sure you're just checking up on just everybody else. No, absolutely. Look for your, and then your pets. Yeah. Guess what? 3-1-1.

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No. Just stop talking, Roe. Yeah. You guys, please don't gaslight me. Please don't guess like me on these streets. And I apologize because now I have to prove myself in this room. You might be right. Maybe a second song, but the one I remember is Amber is a country.

Whoa. Yeah, Amber is. Amber is it. Amber is one. But then there's also this one that I was singing. Sorry, Power. I know the song you're singing. I just don't know.

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Vic. Yes. Your mom is a very beautiful lady. Oh, thanks. So cool. Yeah. And she's also... She embarrasses me?

Yeah. There you go. I'll say, you pray. Vic is going through some things. Vic is a 30-year-old man and it's still got some stuff that's called Mommy issues. Yeah. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, she embarrasses me.

She embarrasses me. She embarrassed the hell out of me. Oh, my God, we didn't talk about it. As much as I was embarrassed at Disneyland, like, later on in the day because I embarrassed myself. Like, my mom did a great job of embarrassing me as soon as she got, she didn't even wait like 30 seconds. She just pulled up, was like, what's it? And then brought them out. It's, here's a little backstory on me and Vic.

So, when back in the pandemic, when Clubhouse was a thing, I was on Clubhouse. And I'm kind of in between Vic and Vic's mom's age. Like, I'm between them. So I met Vic's mom. I had known Vic for what he was doing with the blog scene, but I met his mom on Clubhouse, and she was freaky. Shut up, Carmen. But I'm like, I didn't know that they were related.

But then she's like, when he would pop onto room, she's like, oh, my son, my baby. And then he's like, I'm leaving. I'm living this room. But I met her and she's always been cool vibes, amazing lady. And at DCA, me and her already have like a friendship besides Vic. Like me and Vic could be at odds and, like, enemies. and then me and his mom are vibes. Like it's going to be great.

Sorry, Vic. But it's true, right? Yeah. And so she shows up, she pulls up to DCA and she's wearing a sweater, right? But under the sweater, she's wearing a fat leches t-shirt, right? They call me fat lechis. I don't know why.

It's crazy. But so we started making these shirts for the podcast, Fat Lechis. And she wore it, and I was so turned up. So me and her just started bouncing. And so Vic is like, wow, not my. My mom. And I would like to think like Vick considers me like a sister. Like we're that close.

Like they're both just jumping up and down. I didn't see. I heard, but I just, I was looking the other way. Yeah. I was like, no, please. I was white.

Mom, no. I was bright red, I think. He was. Yeah. Like to even know she got the shirt, she wore the shirt.

And now she's bouncing with me in the shirt. And I got it on video. Yeah. Yeah. Romay one is 106. Can we still like that? It's so funny. It's so funny.

that you guys are bringing this up because your mom texted me this morning saying hi me hi can you send you that video that I have been like she's like I'm not a regular mom I'm a cool mom she's really a cool mom I love mama Rose friends she could just be a regular mom though that's like she has an option she does have option she's choosing this life yeah she's to be cool no it pisses me I love her I know it pisses you up

but I love her but the saga continues right yeah what's going on yeah she told me that she was gonna go to Mexico with her home girl. Nice. And then they were going to do ayahuasca. What is that? And I'm like, just be normal. Just be regular mom.

Ayahuasca. It's like, like hallucinid a gym. But supposedly it's supposed to bring you like spiritual clarity. But a lot of the people that go, it's more like hippie vibe. It's less like. I think like Native Americans used it to like get clarity in life and stuff. But like also yeah, like hippies use it. Yeah.

It's just something that's like. Or like Mike Tyson. Yeah. Like something Mike Tyson does, you know? Like he micro doses ayahuasca or something. Not big's mom. And it's like, what do you mean? Like, just be normal.

Just be regular, mom. When she told you, she was just like, yeah, so we're going to go in Mexico. We're going to try ayahuasca. And you're like, mom. I'm just like, yeah, that, like, is that appropriate? I hate that. I hate that's a term. I hate that's a certain way.

You can't just let her live, let her. I don't see any. anything wrong with this. She's looking enough. This is all I see when I think of Carmen. It's not like a regular mom. I'm a cool mom. I love it. You've been through this your whole life though because she's a young mom too. Yeah, she had me at 18. So it's like, and she's just always been like like hip. You know, she's never been like a seora. Yeah. She's taking you just going. She was bumping 2001. For sure. Yeah. I just want to. Yeah. She's like, let me tell you something. She's like,

oh, hello, coo. That's my baby daddy. Like she just like does all this stuff. I'm just like, I was like, stop. And all the seigniors are like, oh, no, mirra? The seora? Kierre said PTA? Yeah. I know. I've been dealing with them

my whole life, for sure. I'm not alone, Vick. I'm sure there's so many people that have to deal with cool mom. Not you? Not me. You got a regular mom? No, but different cool, you know?

Yeah. She takes away your Pokemon cards. She'll pray for me and stuff, you know? Yeah. Yeah, your mom will go meet the Lord with ayahuasca. I'm not like a regular mom. I'm a cool mom. I like how milkshake is nice.

the background like not like a regular mom I'm a cool mom that's her mean girls yeah look she's in the background um that mom that's just a lot for you okay some of us have regular moms and some of us have super cool moms Vic has a really cool mom but it's not for you it's not cool for you no and I think it's funny too that like having a cool dad and a cool mom is completely different right I don't know it just is I agree why I agree I agree Because Emmy is the same way. So, like, Emmy with me, she would joke with me. He loves that.

He's so cool. Yeah, she thinks I'm really cool. And when, like, my girl, she's like, you're not like. Yeah. It's a patriarchy for you, but we're not going to get into that. No, because I would think, like, when I'm, like, when Lil Vic gets older, he's going to be like, oh, like, I have a cool dad, you know. But I'm also not going to be the dad that, like, lets them, like, drink and smoke, you know? Because I remember the homies having dads that, like, they're like, yeah, dude, dude, dude, like, do-da-da-da-da.

My dad wasn't like that. I don't plan on being like that with it. Yeah. Yeah. But my mom was just like, it's okay, I have a little drink and you're in there. Yeah. You ever to go inside a bite for you? I think I would be that mom because like the movie said like it's better to do it in front of me than, you know, I'm behind me.

It's true. Angie feels like the type that put something in the bottle to help you go to sleep. But night, night. No, no, no, no. Oh, totally. Totally joke. DCFS. I'm sorry.

But Vic, Vic, what things has your mom done throughout your life that you know are like, wow, this is different? Like, why did you have to do that, mom? Besides, I be at Disney, California Adventure Park, would a fat let's your shirt hopping up and down with a chick host? Like breakdance. She did that. Yeah, she's like breakdances. That's fine. Oh, I want to see her in action.

She'll literally break dance. She'll be like, oh, I'll show you something. And this is what we used to do in the 80s. I love it. That's so cool. Yeah. I think you what was funny too is like clubhouse is a thing. This is why it's so weird because of the generations.

It's both their generation essentially could be in it. But I would feel like it should belong to Vic. Yeah. Like you let him be, but she's on Clubhouse and she's talking. And like, and the rooms that she's in is like, Latinas after dark or something. Like me? True or not true. True or not true.

Yeah? I swear. I swear. I would be in there too. I knew But it's like stuff Those types of conversations And I'm like

Damn poor Vic It's like my mom Like I like never got on Clubhouse after that Yeah It's like She just like I embarrassed me off a nap Like I'm just like I'm never going back

I'm never going back Yeah Never going back A listener DMed us Valerie She said that When they ran into Vic His mom shook her litches at them

Great He's like Embarrassed again How many times? How many times? His mom has got it going on. Did I tell you what Yailin told me? No.

Shal Yaline, my really good friend, she saw that whole interaction of like my mom coming over and then just the leches, the whole fiasco, right? And Yeline's mom passed away when she was nine. And she literally leaned over to me and said, thank God my mom is no longer with it. Oh. Oh my God.

She said because that's embarrassing. And I was like, right? Yately has like really dark humor, man. Yailene has like really dark humor. I love you, baby, too. No, like she laughed about it. Yeah, yeah. She could have laughed about her dead mom.

We can laugh about her dead mom. No, no, no, Yailene. Love you. No, yeah, love Yelene. No, but it was so funny. I was like, that's, I like, yeah, I get it. This is that embarrassing. Yeah, exactly.

That embarrassing. And so now she's off on a trip where she wants to go on. She told her son about the trip that she's going to go to do ayahuasca in Mexico. Oh, yeah. She should. Do we have other people with moms like Vicks' mom? Yeah, I actually have a mom on the line. Ooh.

Who are we talking to? We have Patty from Ontario and Linton. Patty. Hi, Patty. Hi, Patty. How are you, Patty? Why are you like this? Because I was a young mom.

And let me tell you, Rich should be proud because she got all his style from his mom. Oh, you got to be a young mom. You got a young mom. You know, I represent young moms. I get the dirty legs from the seora. I don't care. Yeah. Okay, talk to me.

How old are your kids? I have and I have a 12-year-old. Let's go. All right. Patty, have you ever had a moment where they were like, mom? Come on, mom. Like, you knew you embarrassed them? All the time.

All the time. But you know what? I do it. Like, I fight kids. I fight parents. I fight you. Oh my God. Wait,

wait, because I have to defend my kids, like, if they've gotten bullied or something, I'm not parent. I will walk up to their kid and I'll be like, hey, are you bullying my kids?

Ooh. And my people are like, I cannot believe you this, that I'm like, have they bothered you again? Yeah. Okay. That part.

They're like afraid to tell you anything. My mom used to call the school one time I told her I had a bad day because my teacher was mean to me or something. She called the school with that teacher. That teacher. Treated me so nice after that. Wow.

Patty, I have to talk to you off air because Legerjito just had like a little bully situation. And I didn't know what to do because I didn't know to tell them to hit back. Hey, I'm available. I'll give you my availability. I need my little chin checkers. I need to show up. But other than that, what else is it about you? Like, so you're like a fighter mom, right?

Have you ever? I love my kids hard. I love them hard. Yeah. What about? I'm very same. They say them hard too. What about like the 26-year-old?

I'm sure that one that clearly is like been your right or die. That was your first child. So do they tell you like, mom, you're more like my sister. Or does it feel that way? Yes. Sometimes I have to check them and I'm like, hello, I'm your mom first. You don't talk like that. You don't eff and talk like that to me, okay?

I'll chin check you. I love it. So Vig, be grateful. Yeah, Vig. Okay, I guess, Patty. You got it from your mama. You got it by your mama. Okay, Irene, who else are going to?

We have Marcy from Downey on Line 9. Oh, Marcy. Good morning, Marcy. Hi, good morning. Marcy. Marcy, where are you stand with it with this cool mom situation? Well, I have my son young. He's about to turn 18 and I'm 34.

And I always get the, you know, everybody, his friends. anybody they're like is that your girlfriend he's always very shy very embarrassed like no that's my mom yeah i i literally he had a appendicitis he was in the hospital for a whole week and doctors kept coming in and talking to him and things like that and they wouldn't acknowledge me at all i'm like i'm trying to ask questions and they're just talking to him and they're like um excuse me who are you are you his girlfriend I'm like, no, I'm his mom. What? He's a teen, so you must look young?

Yeah, I always get that I look young, and I also have a 14-year-old, and the day of his graduation from middle school, I went, and then I gave him a kiss and a hug. He was already studying in line to, like, walk down the, you know, the auditorium and stuff, and his friends were like, oh, oh, who's that? That's your girl? Oh, my God. So embarrassing.

Respectfully, respectfully, what were you wearing? I was just wearing some black leggings, a little jean jacket and a black shirt. That's not how mom's dress, okay? Wow. And then my little jays. Aw, her little jays. And then those leggings, she bends over and then see through? I know.

Do the kids have a stepdaddy? You're so annoying. That's why your mom's... Yeah, they have a stepdaddy. Thank you. Thank you. And that's why your mommy... the way that she is.

Great for them. Because look how you are. What? I got that from my dad. I got this from my dad. For your mama. Who else has these cool mom issues? I feel like, you know what's crazy is I'm embarrassing in a different way.

I remember my oldest who was going to be 18 too. His friends, because we did podcasting, right? And then I would do stuff with genius and I know certain artists. And so his friends thought I was a SoundCloud rapper. And he was. so embarrassed. They asked him like, is your mom a sound? Because I would put my podcast on SoundCloud.

And then they're like, is your mom a podcast? Like a SoundCloud rapper? And he was so embarrassed of that. They would write it in his yearbook. I have it like right there. Like, hey, dude. Shout to your mom and her SoundCloud rap. And it was just like to him, it was the worst thing ever.

And I'm like, bro, I know cool people. Why is that a diss to you? I don't know. You know what? It's weird. Like I try to like make sense of it. It's like you want to be like proud of your mom. Right?

Like, because I am. I really am and she's awesome and she's always taking care of me and everything. And she's fine. And she has blue eyes. Thick thighs. Whatever. And fat letches. We don't have to say anything. But also it's like you just don't want any comments made about your mom. That's the embarrassing part, right? Like, like that just embarrassed me. Right. But like.

Right. Because it's like you don't have comments about other people's mom. Yeah. Like it's like almost like other moms are invisible. Like and they have like a certain respect. And I remember like going to middle school and then we had this kid that was like he lived close to us. And one time I gave him a ride home and he's like, can I get another ride home? I'm like, what do you mean by that? Is your mom going to pick us? I'm like, shut up. Yeah.

You know, and you just take everything kind of like I'm always on the defensive about it. And I think that's what it is. And it's like it's just because the world is like perverted and then my mom doesn't help, you know, with her comments. She's like, I'll give that ride. Yeah. So it's like it's a that to make sure that it's like, love my mom. I'm super proud of her, but it's also like the comments that people make, and it's like, you don't want to be on edge and you don't want people to say things about your mom.

Yeah, and then for, for like, I'm mortified for that kid, like, what was that lady's name that just called? Marcy and Patty called. Yeah, okay, so the last caller that said, like, oh, is that your girlfriend? It's like, no, that's my mom. Like, that's so embarrassing. Yeah, and then you asked if they need a stepdaddy. What? Oh, yeah, but that's because I'm.

Oh, that's different. Yeah, that's different. You did the exact same thing that you say you don't like about your mom.