Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Morning Ep.76 (10/11/23)

Episode Date: October 11, 2023

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What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Es? Don't you know I'm local? What's your favorite family guy phrase, everybody? Ah. Giggedy, giggity, giggity. Gigity.

Or how about. Ah. Whenever you hurt yourself. Yeah. I love the stoo. Oh, go ahead. That's because the dad fell and then he was his name again. Peter.

Peter. Yeah. He was being all dramatic. Yeah. Oh, I was going to say, I like the, the Stewie meme. where he turns around and he starts to cry when he's going to go to sleep. Oh, yeah.

It's really funny. It'll be like me going to sleep hungry because I'm trying to be skinny and it's to be crying. Oh my gosh. How about, uh, shut up, Meg. Oh, that's good. Or, uh, you're letting the stank out.

Is family guy the one where they have the monkey pointing? Yes. Yes. The evil monkey? But those are not catchphrases. I like that one weird neighbor that whistle's when he talks. No, the old one.

Shh. What'd you like to come over? Yeah. Sounds exactly like you're crazy. Mum, mommy. Oh, mom, mum, mum, mum. It reminds me of my kids. All right, well, check this out.

There is going to be a family guy experience coming to downtown LA. It's actually going on now through December 31st. So until the end of the year, it's in the arts district. So you already know what's going to do for it. But they also have to be able to it. But they also have. have gigitty golf. Giggity golf.

Yeah, that's so that's so tight. You saw it. I was actually tripping and I was like, where is this person at? And then I realized giggedy, giggy.

Yeah, they have a giggedy golf and they have the drunken clam bar. Careful. The bar? Yeah, eat my junk food truck. It's going to be super cool. We definitely should go. If it's on right now,

we should definitely make our way out there. But if you want to go, bucketlisters.com is where you can get more info. I just love, I just love family guy. I know. Just being able to like see, oh my God, this is like a real life thing.

It's like when Universal first brought the Simpsons into like. Yes, I love bringing cartoons to real life. Yes. Like you're in their own, in their world. Yes. You go to Quiky Mart. All right. Y'all know where I'm going with it though.

What? Cragmyard. Simpsons or? Oh, Simpsons. Simpsons. I know more. Which would? Simpsons.

Simps. Simps. Simms? Simms. Sim. and she narrating I just put

Chepsy Konto at all I gave you an accent I like this are you are you a family guy or Simpsons for sure

Yeah Simpsons What about you Now I feel like I'm saying it What about you? Well the Simpsons are Oh god Oh my computer

You're so nice Sometimes when my computer turns on it makes like the startup noise and for some reason I'll go the Simpson no one else it might just be a me thing

like the tone of the yeah makes me feel like the Simpsons taught me so much about life so much like I think that was like my teacher not school that's not good

that's why I know so much pop culture references like all this stuff but I have a bunch of useless information in my brain like that's you're like Homer Marge Bart Lisa and Maggie.

Yeah. Super cool. If Maggie. Santa's little helper. Hold on. Santa's little helper. If, oh, okay.

If Maggie and Stewie got in a fight, who would win? Maggie. Maggie. Maggie shot somebody. Oh, Maggie's! Oh, yeah.

Dog, remember that whole thing? Yeah. Where you had to figure out who shot Mr. Burns? Yes. Yeah. They even had like cups at 7-Eleven?

Yes. Oh my God. She's so tight. She's stone cold. Wait, but I just remember Stuie also shot Brian and the leg when he had the money.

Wow. When he was like, Where's my money? Where's my money? Where's my money? He shot him in his kneecaps. Okay, how about this? That's cold.

Saddus little helper or Brian. Oh. Brian's annoying, though. Brian's enfooso. The helper is kind of a deep-ditty. Yeah, he is. Tamalito. Oh, Brian's racist.

He's a lot of things. He's like a complicated, like individual. He just ponderes too much about the universe. He's annoying. You know the whole, I guess there's, a fan theory that only Brian and Stewie talk to each other.

That no one else is really interacting with him. If you watch Family Guy again, I guess Brian will talk to the other people in the family, but they're never talking back to him. Yeah, they're like talking around him. Yeah, exactly. Gotta go watch it.

Crazy. All right, yes. It's coming to town, though. It's here. If you want to go to the arts district, have some fun. Eat a freaking chai latte. Nice. have some gluten something free, something over there and go to... Just stay away from the quagmire's at the bar.

That part. Oh, yeah. Look, keep it here. It's Brownback Board. He's 5106 to tell you guys, this is nom-nom-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n. N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n. I love your noms. You're not.

Remind me of Cookie Monster eating a cookie. Yeah? You tap into your inner Cookie Monster. Mnum, num, num, num,

me like cookies. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Yeah. No, that's the street, never? Okay, anyway. So, health experts are warning against buying certain things

at grocery stories, and I'm going to tell you right now, one of these things is going to upset all of us. We have all bought this, and according to experts, we should never do. it. Can you guess what it is? At the grocery store. We've all bought it. Everybody in this room has bought this and we shouldn't be getting it from the grocery store.

Al-a-cottom. No. Meat. Milk? No. Oh, that's a good one. Eggs. Tequila. No. No. No. Baby formula. No. You guys are going to trip out when I say this. Water. No. Can I say it? Yeah, go ahead. Pre-cut fruit. Pre-cut fruit? Pre-cut fruit? What? Produce that's been pre-cut. You might love the convenience of it, but when you get that pre-cooked container of fruits or vegetables, it might not be actually all that great for you, okay? Experts actually suggest washing even the pre-cut fruit,

which sounds a little bit weird to wash it. And get this, the fruit that you definitely shouldn't buy, if you're going to buy any pre-cooked fruit, is melon. Melon? Why? The orange one? Let me tell you. No, melon is a green one.

Okay. No, it's the orange one. Melon is the orange inside. Why don't you don't do that? Yeah. Melon looks orange on the inside, but on the outside. That's honeydew. No, honeydew is the green one. I hate people. There's no annoying right now.

Honeydew is green on green. Melon is the green outside, green white, outside, orange inside. Yeah, awita de melon. Aouita de melon. Okay, okay. Yeah. They're more susceptible to contamination for a few different reasons. The first is that they're grown in the ground. which means that they can absorb dirty water,

absorb dirty water, excuse me, during the growing process and may even come into contact with animal feces. So you think of that, they're getting cut into, they're getting chopped up,

chopped and then you're screwed when you eat them. So be very, very careful when getting those pre-cut fruit from the grocery store or even vegetables. Sometimes they cut like celery and stuff like that.

Yeah, usually it's like party trays. Yes. And my boys, like Jorgeito, loves pre-cut watermelon. Yeah. Now I have to know to wash it. You know what I'm saying? Like wash it or get a watermelon on its own.

Cut it yourself. I just honestly, to this day, I haven't figured it out. You know when you get the melon, you're like, Oh, like, how to put? Oh, tap, tap, tap. You try and pick, I'm terrible on it. Don't say me. What I do know with the watermelon is that if there's a little gold spot, that means it's a sweet watermelon.

Like, you know how sometimes it looks kind of like a little gold spot or like a little like kind of like it's getting old? But if it's like the yellowish, yeah, yeah, yeah. That means it's going to be sweet. Yeah. Yeah, I see it at the grocery store all the time. Like, it's like, it's pre-cut. But it's like way more expensive than it should be, right? Because you can get like a whole tray and it's like $7.

I think for sure by pre-cut. No, I don't. Yes, he does. Okay, true or not true, everyone in here has bought pre-cut. Oh, yeah, I love it. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no, no. This news makes me so sad.

I know. Like, I wish I did not hear this. Oh. I'm looking out for you. That's what the experts is. Don't look out for me. Let me eat that fruit. You'll just eat vix with it and be fine.

True. So just be aware and be careful. Anytime you're like in that little area, I know Target has it right there where they look very appetizing. Be careful. If you are going to get it, wash it, which feels weird.

Yeah. You got to take it home and then, you know, you have a woman cut it up. up it tastes way better. Oh my God. The actual fruit. Like your mom?

Yeah. Have your mom cut it up for you. Yeah. You're going to be a 37-year-old bachelor. Yeah. No, you're not. That's what it's shaping out to be. Someone please say fake.

Word on rosecrans. Broadcaster Al Michaels doesn't eat any vegetables. Who is Al Michael? Ever, ever, ever. He's one of the goats, honestly. So he's called games since the 1970s. He's called the 1984 Olympics, Super Bowls, World Series, and NBA Finals. He's a legend.

Literally, he's done all of them. All the sports. Crazy. Still haven't heard of him. Yeah. Sorry. You've probably heard him. Yeah.

You've heard his voice. He's on ABC, like, you know, come on. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. How does his voice sound big? It sounds like this. Oh, Michael's hair. I don't know. You know, sounds like a white man.

Like you? No, not like me. No, but look, he revealed that he's never eaten any vegetables, like his entire life. Oh, my. gosh. He doesn't eat. He said he never will and he says he's perfectly fine and healthy. He's like 70 years old. Listen to this. Knowingly eaten a

vegetable in your life. That is true. That is true. I was born when my parents were 18 and my mother hadn't even read Dr. Spock at that point. So she just let me have the run of the course. And I

always push the vegetables away. To this day, no. And I guess what I've proven, Chris, is that man does not need vegetables to survive. But is it just possible that you would like, I'm thinking of one of the more non-objectionable vegetables, a carrot? Oh, please.

A carrot? No, a carrot? No, that's an objectionable vegetable. I mean, I was, really? I mean, how would you know? You've never tasted it. I look at it. I just don't even like the look of it.

And I surmise what it might taste like in terms of the texture of it. I think a lot of it probably has to do it. It just doesn't look like something that would go down well. Is it true? He's a little jerk, huh? You can tell he was such a brat growing up. Where was this interview held? Sunrise Senior Living or like.

They were so like professional about like, I would not surmise and it would taste very well. Get their diapers changed after this interview or away. I think so, yeah. Honestly. Jeez, you haven't ate a vegetable pour your. body. I was like, yo, that's wild. Like, never once. And then he was like, just what about a carrot? No, absolutely not. I don't like the way it looks. Even like mashed potatoes. You know what he does? He does is during his broadcast, you know, they always have like half time, right? So that's like his break.

So he'll go. He has the network set him up an eight minute steak dinner. What? Like it's, he just has like eight minutes of break and he's like, I want a steak. Only steak, no vegetables, no nothing. Gosh, I hope his nurse is giving him a multivitamin or something. Nothing. That's a lot. He has to have gout. For sure, has something. Gout is when you eat too much meat or you drink too much alcohol.

And then you walk all stupid because your leg is swollen. Yes, I've seen that. Basito tuntun. Yeah. Yeah, don't take advice from him, kids. But somehow he's 78 years old and great health. Oh, miracle is somehow. Literally.

Yeah, don't take his diet whatever. Yeah. Also, he was so old that, like, he used to probably eat, like, whatever was organic back then. Like, he just had some type of luck. He's probably Roddy. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

Look, it's Cardi B's birthday. Our home girl. Yes. Shout out to Cardi B, man. We love her a lot. Yeah, she's cool. I interrupted her one time when she was trying to tell let me something. I forgot what she was trying to tell her.

She was trying to tell me that I was pretty. Victor. How would you celebrate Cardi B's birthday? For Drake's birthday's on the way, right? Yeah. For Drake's birthday, I like to eat Graham crackers. Because it's Aubrey Graham.

Yeah? No? All right. So how would you celebrate Cardi's birthday? Bacardi? Drink some McCarty? Yeah. Yes.

Part of Cucardi. Tell someone that they're pretty. You could do that. Yeah, yeah. You could buy some bloody shoes. True. That's expensive. Whip shots?

Whip shots. Get freaky up the whip shots. Yeah, you can do that. Bongos? Remember bongo jeans? No Bongo Gingos? Bongo, bongo, bongo.

I remember those, I remember those. Yeah, you know, it's for the girls. Yeah. Yeah, what else could you do? What other hit songs do she have? Cardi B's birthday. Oh, always you got to hit the strip club. Oh, yeah.

That's right. How about beginnings? I have the money. You could, you could slip something in somebody's drink. Who is hiding their pregnancy? Nobody, I'm just saying it's an option to celebrate, you know, Cardi B. Why?

Why? What? Because she hit her pregnant. pregnancy. She had, what's her name? Culture. No, she did not. She didn't hide my niece. No, she

did it. You could slip something in somebody's drink. No. Rapid up, Vic. You can invade someone's privacy. Oh, invade someone's privacy. I like that one. I don't know. It doesn't have to be nothing bad. You said something bad.

You said something bad. No, I'm saying. It said something. Like, it could be like, I don't know, a fruit snack. I don't know. Like, just drop a fruit snack in somebody's drink, you know? Wrap it all big. Well, happy birthday, Cardi B. We love you.

I didn't mean that. It was a joke. Happy birthday. This is my joke to you. Ha-ha. That was your word. I'm Rosecrans. Brought to you by local Southern California Toyota dealers.

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Because we got Don't You Know I'm Local next This is Be Real from Cypress Hill Where are you from, that says Don't you know I'm local? Okay, you guys I'm about to do something that I told all of you Not to do What is?

Curse on the radio No, definitely don't do that Okay, shout out to Don't You Know I'm Local every day around this time We talk about local news and cool stuff that's happening in and around our area right? Yes. And I'm making this one personal.

Angie, why are you looking at me like that with your hair all crazy? I'm trying to figure out what. What it is that you told us not to do? What have I told you not to do? I feel like a lot. When radio. He'll tell us not to do anything. And you start doing that.

All right. All right. This is not snitch on Letty's controlling habits. This is... Can I blink? Yeah. Okay. Because I was thinking about this a lot, right?

So I've been in radio. radio like since forever since it started i'm just kidding um i've been in radio since 2011 right and it's always been told that you don't talk about ratings like you don't talk about ratings because it can change from month to month yes right yeah okay but i was thinking about what uh what a big thing just happened right and i don't want to discredit how big what just happened is uh What happened? What are you doing over there? So we got our ratings for September.

And granted, the crew has been doing an incredible job, especially Vic. If anyone was going to do anything, it would be Vic. He's been tweeting about going to London for freaking since we found out we're going to go to London. Exactly. On the low, Europe. You know, we'll talk when we come back from Europe. Oh, God. I don't want to make too many decisions until I come back.

See, but like he's going to be the first. We had a podcast studio, like a new one, and then he posted it on Instagram. We're like, dude, wait until the new episode. of the reveal, but it's going to be Vig. But even Vick has been quiet about this. And I know it was tough because this is something really, really big that's happened. And it's very, very special to me. Again, being in radio since 2011, you guys, in Los Angeles,

this is the most competitive market in radio. It's us in New York and it doesn't come close. Like, it's always one or the other is like on top. And always competitive on both sides, right? Yeah. And you got to think of the legends that are out here in L.A. radio. I don't need to name them seriously because I don't want you to go listen to them. Okay?

Who? Exactly. No, I'm just kidding. They're legendary. All throughout the dial, you can literally be listening to any of the greats at any time. But we got our ratings back for September and for being a show full of people that don't know radio. Yeah, what is this? Barely no English.

All right, Jose. I can barely even read. This is a lot of dissing to each other. Oh, my gosh. She called you an illiterate Don't ask your speltto But to be a radio Be a morning show like that

Right And you guys know how I am Like my aspirations Everything that I've always wanted to do To be in this seat And be able to lead the morning show I'm trying to figure it out And you guys are looking at me

To drive the car Oh yeah And we got our ratings back For the month of September And Brownback Mornings Is number one you guys. Brown back morning

how one of six is number one. I don't even know if I could talk about this on the radio because of how much I've been told throughout my life and throughout my years in radio don't talk about it again. It could change.

Next month we could probably be 20th, right? But the fact that this is just in radio, my first number one rating. Wow. And it's with my best friends. To me, that is incredible.

And I promise you that what you're listening to is really, true life is how we are with each other. And you listening too. You're part of Brown Bag, your Y, we're number one. You, for some reason,

liking us, even though we're, we're, we walk a little bit crooked. And I malfunctioned sometimes. Talking Percy. All of that. You walk crooked, bro.

No, no. Yes, you do. You like the leaning tower of pizza. No. You walk. It's like the Eiffel Tower. But it's as much on you listening as it is on us. We see you guys tapping in from 6 a.m.

All the way to the end of the show. You guys are always tweeting us and following us on Instagram. It's safe to say this is something very special. And so that's why I couldn't let this moment pass without acknowledging that. So I want to just thank Maximo. Thank you, Vick. Thank you, Angie. Thank you Irene.

Thank you Josie. Thank you, sci-fi. For being like, dude, let's do it. And let's get it in. And to be honest, like another thing I'm probably not supposed to talk about when our little panzone left us, I feel like a lot of people. And he still does the part with us. I'm talking about Duno. A lot of people were like, okay, that's it.

You guys are like, we always get the constant comment. You're nothing, it's not Brown Bag without Duno. And it's like, no, but Brownback mornings and what it's become is so special. And it's number one in Los Angeles. At least. Think about, again, think about all the fools and late. throughout the dial, the legends, we're beating them.

English, Spanish, all of that. That's vibes. And so I just want to like standing ovation for us all. And you in the car and all the babies listening and all my little nieces and nephews and all my thios and primos

and everybody that's tapping in with us. And all future, big future girls. No. No. They're listening. That's from present. The way that you all have written for us

is why we're number one. Yes. You know? Absolutely. So yeah, I just wanted to take that. Thank you, Lettie for cracking the whip on us and making a little. Please don't say that. In a good way. We're training us.

That's what I meant. That sounds worse. That sounds worse. I'll train all of you right now. Irene, what are you going to? I would just be quiet. Pushing me over the head. Okay.

Teaching us is way better. Guiding us. Guiding us. But we don't say the right things. Yeah. Let's just move on. Welcome to the clue. This is as much our win as it is your win as it is our win.

And this, again, it might change next month. Yeah, but I think it's... Yeah, but it's... See, there he is. There you are all that. There is. I can't wait for your tweets now. I know that I have now allowed Vic to be Vic on social media.

Go to go to my drafts and shoot. Yeah. Shoot them out. Yeah. There can be two number ones. That's 11. Oh my God. I was just, my only contemplation was like, okay, I can celebrate the moment, but also I know what I am okaying.

Okay, Vick, you're free, bro. All right. Don't do it. You're free to roam about the country. Don't do it. Keep it here as power in six. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help or need a line.

I mean, online. We got you for the homie help line. Chella 858. Shoot, did she want to be anonymous, Angie? I don't know. Too late now. She never said anything. Oh, okay.

Hey, if you don't want us to put you on that, just tell us to call you Myra. Myra's the new Anonymous. One girl said I want to become anonymous, and you gave her the name Myra, and now everybody that's Anonymous is Myra, which I like it. That's our Jane Doe.

Yeah. It's good for everybody, but any Myra out there. My Anonymous. All right. So Myra said, I've been with my baby daddy since 2012. We got two boys, but he keeps getting locked up.

I had a girl's trip coming up this month, but now I can't go because he's in jail. And obviously, I have to become a sole provider. I'm mad, annoyed, and frustrated. Do I continue to wait and always have my plans change for him, or do I leave? First of all, Myra, you sound like a very, like, smart girl. You knew to say sole provider. Yeah. Yeah.

She sounds responsible. Yeah, she sounds responsible. You know what you got to do. Yeah. Yeah. She needs to do. He definitely chose up on you. Yeah.

And he's probably also relying on you to hold it down. Oh yeah. He brags. Hold it down. Be my rider die. He brags about you in jail to his homest. My girl got a good job. She's the sole provider.

Yeah. She's getting like that. She's going to hold her down. She still stayed with me since 2012. I've two kids. She don't care. I think she knows what she should do. Yeah.

She wants to hear it. She's supposed to cover me. Yeah. I think she does. She wants to go to her girl's trip. she wants to have fun and she wants to leave that man. So, Myra, home girl, do it. Yeah.

That fool. Angie. I just, I censored myself. They've been together for 12 years. Maybe it's not easy because I've told you that fool. Okay. You don't. Ours are very different.

Ours are very different. I can't do it like Angie. I'm not from the mountains. What? That's so, I'm my in. I'm my in. I'm fried from the water. Salvador.

But I was saying she should leave up. She probably hasn't had fun because she's had kids. She has to be providing for him. She has to be staying along for him. It's like, fool. He did not think about you when he got locked up. Be selfish, baby girl. Have fun.

Go out with your girls. Actually, I concur. I think that he did think about her when he got locked up. I think he did that on purpose. She had a girl's trip coming up. And he's just like, you know what? No, lock me up. Lock me up.

I don't want her to get a sitter. Look, one time, I got to share this. One time my dad and my mom were like arguing, they were like, about to get a divorce in a couple years, we didn't know that. But my mom was about to go out. And then my dad was like, oh, yeah? And then he hid. He disappeared.

He didn't go anywhere because the car was there. He went into. He just hid so she couldn't find him to leave you guys with him. Exactly. He went into my grandpa's truck. Yeah. And he slept in there. locked himself in there.

Nobody could find them for hours. We're like, dude, where are my dad? And then my mom couldn't go out because my dad wasn't there. And she was like, oh, where do I do? And then it started like, let's look for Siki.

Like, it was just like a whole thing. And then later on I realized, I'm like, that's a tactic. That's a tactic. That's the ultimate hide and seek. He was. Hide on a Sique one.

So that's like, that tells you enough. It's like, men will go to lengths so that their girls don't have fun. That's crazy. I have this little motto sometimes. You deserve what you put up with. You're choosing this. Yeah.

Because you put up with it. And putting up with it doesn't mean like you got to, it's over it if whatever, right? You also have to put those like, I can't stay with you if you keep doing this. I love you. I don't want to split up, but we got to change some things. What is it? Yeah. Otherwise, you're just going to allow the behavior to continue.

And then, hey, you're choosing now. Yeah. There's a life you chose. That's right. Yeah. See? I'm so mean. So she should leave him, huh?

Oh, yeah. I think so. Oh, yeah. I don't know, because there's kids involved. Yeah, like the children are like, oh, yeah. No, I'm thinking, like, girl, have fun. Go live your life.

Yeah. Forget him. He's already not here. And I'm, like, really sad because she must not have, like, people in her family that she could leave the kids with. Yeah. Yeah. But I do think there's, there always needs to be a balance, especially when you're a parent

about making sure you give yourself time to have fun and decompress. I think it's important for life. Yeah. And for your own sanity. Exactly. Yeah, but you do it too much. You?

Me? Yeah, I know. Like, you're on vacation every other day, dog. Like, chill out. Once a season, please. No, no, no. All right? We have.

Armando from Ben Ice. Armando from Ben Ice. Online one. Online number one. Mando Hello, hello Mando What should Myra do?

I think to be honest, man Hey, I respect all relationships But if it's causing so much In your life Especially with kids Leave that fool man He doesn't want to learn He doesn't want to learn

Hey man You learn the hard way Yeah You know They leave each other He's done He's gonna be the one suffering She's gonna be the one having a good time

Because she's not the one Doing all the problems In the relationship You know So it's like he's the one causing all this stress upon their family, you know what I mean? So I feel like she should leave that food and have a good time, man. I respect everything, but you know what? Like, have a good time, man.

You have a life as well, you know, you're not the only one. What if he's like, dude, this is the time that I needed you the most. Like, I'm locked up. Like, I need you. Okay. One time, one time I get, because I've been locked up too, man. You know what I mean? So therefore, one time, the first time, you're going to be there no matter what.

But if you're constantly doing that and taking advantage of the situation, then no, man. That's it. You need to learn, man. Learn the hard way. And that's how everybody learns, to be honest, everyone. So I feel like, leave that fool, man. Leave him. I had to get out of my own.

I had to get out of a relationship myself because we were causing harm against towards each other. You know, so, you know, like. Let's go, Mando. You know, so, hey, man. What was it? Where were you at? Twin Towers? Was it the one by six flags?

What was it? No, I was in Central Jail. Central? If you could yelp it, how many stars would you give it? Yeah, rated. No, for real. Let's eat. I don't know.

Restaurants, you can only help if you've been there. Like, I haven't been there. I don't know. What's the customer service like? Hey, you got to make the best out of it. I'll tell you that much. You know what I mean? You got to make the best out of it because you can't do anything about it, man.

You're in there. You got to, you know, like, hey. And that came. If you're in there for a long, long time, man, you've got to give you five stars. Five stars. We're in here. I got to learn to love it. All right.

Yeah. You've got to learn to love it, man. So, hey, man, no place to be. No place to be. Yeah. Or to go back to. Yep. Yeah.

This girl's baby daddy must love it there because he keeps on back. Yeah. He must love it there. The meals must be super good. That ostrich? Boom. Not even the meals. He must be, he must like being around all these guys.

Yeah. Yeah, give me some. Chon, chom! Oh. Hey, that's good advice. We used to learn what he's like in there. I gave it a two and a half stars. You gave it to...

You went into Men Central? Yeah. You did? Yeah, two and a half. How? We'll talk about that later. No, I'm talking about it now, fool? What'd you do?

We're out here helping Myra. No, you brought it out. What's the two stars for? What's the two stars for? You were mad? Two and a half stars just because the homies looked out. The homies looked out. Wait, the two and a half stars are good?

Yeah. The medesium. It's like a... Terrible. Terrible. What gave it one star? What gave it like the first star? Like, what's the pros?

The homies looked up. The homies looked up. They were gentle. Yeah. They were gentle. What was store like? Did the store have like cool stuff? I mean...

I want to know this stuff. It's really cool. I just thought like where I was at, people looked out and then it was cool. Like, what's that spread tastes like? Fire. Fire. Hey, yo. What is it's a

It's a big's mine It's a yo It's food isn't it food This one needs to go It's less Sam Vick Let's Sam Vicks It's men's central jail right now Call your homegirl

He's assaulted me It's nuts All right All right look We got more calls on the web Keep it here is PaiW106 LA's number one for hip up All right check this out

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We need to help the homegirl Myra out because she don't even have anybody to watch her kids. Yes. Except her baby daddy, but her baby dies in jail. And you can drop them up there. Yeah, so she needs us. Yeah. Okay. Maybe she needs us as sitters.

No. No. No, don't be volunteering. Don't be volunteering. I got a, damn. I got an itinerary this weekend. Wow. Okay.

Seems like a lot of her plans always change. Yep. Yeah. Getting light up. He goes on vacation first. You know what it is? You know what it always seems like he makes plans with her. You know, baby girl, when I get out, we're going to do this.

Oh. Oh. Oh, you're right. We're going to go to be in Paris. No, not Paris. France. Paris. Like Paris.

I got you. We're going to do this. Blah, blah, blah. Right? And you noticed she didn't say her husband. So they went together 10 plus years. Another scamsimo over here. No ring.

No ring. Don't put me. Yeah. You're going to get locked up. Lock her in. Yeah. Lock her in for real. Give her a ring.

Give her something to look forward to. Have her plan your wedding or something. Yeah. She really can't leave. But like, give her something. to look forward to not just get her plans canceled because of you. Yeah. We even had the law call us, huh?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So somebody, a cop called. She wanted to go by G. Whoa. Now they have it. This is suspicious. Probably got to tell us. She was saying that throughout her career, obviously,

like she's seen a lot of similar cases. And a lot of women say that, oh, I'm going to stay with my husband or boyfriend or baby daddy, whatever. for the kids and you think that you are doing the right thing because you know you just want to keep the family whole and stuff but you're just showing

your kids that oh it's okay to make a mistake because it is okay to make mistakes but however like you're allowing them to see like okay you're just going to go to jail and you're starting a new cycle and you don't realize how bad it traumatizes the kids because then their dad's not there

and it's just like oh okay well my dad's just in jail and yeah and And it shows them that part of life Because kids look up to dads You can have the most messed up dad But you love that phone And you look up to that phone And you're seeing the lifestyle

It may have seen more appealing than it would If that wasn't part of his lifestyle Like you wouldn't choose to want to be in these places Right But if you see pops go through it And now it becomes an option A possibility maybe Maybe even you aspire to be like that

Like worst case scenario Yeah that's what she said She said that like It's not bad to go to jail Because obviously you're going to jail to fix something to pay your debts. So you're a mistake to society, right? But a lot of people, it becomes a habit.

And then the kids think like, oh, okay, it's okay for me to fall into that same habit because my mom supported me so you would support my dad but not me and it's a whole new cycle. And I was like, damn, I never thought about it that way. Dang. And then the cop hung up.

Yeah, the shit hung up. She probably went to go arrest somebody. She probably did. That's crazy. All right, we have someone else in the line, right? C-C, we have Desire from Pomona. Desire. Wow.

You look like. Desire. What's up, baby. Ooh. What's up, baby? Hey, good morning, good morning. What are you doing? Desire.

I just clocked in. You just clocked in or clocked out? I'm clocked in, baby. Okay. Clock into what? Where do you work? Whisper to make and say, I want to know.

I'm a surgical tech. You're a surgical tech. She's making enough money. Yeah. All right, all right, let's start this up here. On the whole topic, she should leave him because no matter what, he's always going to mess up on her. And she needs to know that there is more out there. Somebody will love her and take care of her and her two kids.

It's easier said than done, but when she gets to that point past the sadness, she's going to live. And people get comfortable with people for so long. Having kids, you don't got to stay with somebody just because you have kids. Sometimes it does more damage. True. You know, so she should leave him. There's so much more out there and she'll be happier. Yeah.

Because why are you going to keep putting up with the same old thing? Thanks. Yeah. I'm not saying they have a bad relationship or anything. But if she's thinking about leaving him, that's already one red flag for yourself. Like, you're already thinking about it. Just do it. Yeah. That's how I feel about it. I was in a really ugly relationship for seven years and I pulled myself out of it.

And I got two boys. So it's not impossible. and you pull yourself it's not impossible she should just leave him yeah because if the tables return

is he gonna if the tables return will he hold it down for her no you won't you're right you're right and honestly like and not to

it's on people that are locked up because some of you guys are really good fools and like you really need someone to hold it down but some of you

have pen pals and some of you are doing like talking to have five home girls that you're having be right or dies back home

for sure I've been there. Okay. And he'll probably lose his head with two kids. Mom's know how to hold it down with two kids and juggle everything. He'll lose his head. Yeah. Hey, Desire, can you just say brown-bond mornings, like in your voice?

Yeah. Brownback morning. Oh, no, thanks. Keep her on the line. Hold on. I got to tell you guys about these outfits that are up for sale, okay? Yeah. It's the...

Whose outfits? Have you ever seen Titanic? Yes. Do you remember Jack? Jack? I'll never let go, Jack. I have a grudge against him. Against him?

Both of them. Okay, why? Because one, he didn't hop on the furniture. He didn't have to die. Number one. I know, I was thinking the same thing. Number two, why did she not scoot over so he could hop on and him not die? Okay, that is the difference that will always be had.

But honestly, sorry. Because some would say the way to both them together would make everything go down. He didn't even make everything go down. Um, true. Okay. Going back to Titanic, Leonardo, DeCarprio, DeCaprio, Jack Dawson. His outfit is actually going to go for sale.

And already people are saying it's going to fall between $115,000 and $230,000 to wear his little corderoys with the, with the, what are those things? The suspenders? Yeah, suspenders. Yeah. Is it going to come defrosted or you got to defrost it yourself? Oh, my gosh. But you know what's crazy is not only is his outfit from Titanic going to be a. auction. So is Jack Sparrow's.

Oh. Yes. From Pirates of the Caribbean. And Batman. This is Michael Keaton's Batman. This is my favorite Batman. Really? Yeah. That was cool. Who is your favorite Batman? Um, Michael Keaton. No, no. No. No. Uh, uh, Christian Bell.

Christian Bell. Yeah. That's true. Okay. But who's your favorite? Jack. Jack Dawson or Jack Sparrow? Oh. Dawson. I didn't watch Pirates of the Caribbean like that What? Yeah, I need to.

I know I need to. I know I need to. Yeah, it's a great. It's a great franchise. I just felt by the time like I caught on. It was already on like the, like number four. Yeah.

And I was like, dude, I got to really go back in time. Yeah. Okay. Also on sale at this amazing, this is an epic auction. It's going to go down in London. So I don't think we have time to. London across the pond. Yes.

The shoes from Forrest Gump. Oh. The Cortez. Yeah. Also, the, I wouldn't even know what to call this. Oh, the shield. The shield from Captain America. The original.

His. Yeah. Oh, that's legendary. Yeah. And the head of C3PO, which is crazy. That's fine. Yeah. I am C3PO.

The house believes that it will go for $1.15 million. That's incredible. C3Brio is probably going to be the highest. Yeah. All right. But let's go to these costumes real quick because I think these outfits are really cool. Jack Sparrow, Jack Dawson, or Batman, okay? Which one would you rather be?

that's Batman Frozen drunk or a superhero depressed The press superhero A drunk or a frozen Frozen Rich superhero

I'm going with Batman Yeah Oh for sure Yeah Because you get all these cool We get to be the Riddler Yeah And you could just impress people

Oh is a Batmobile Yeah None of that is It's just You know what And you get to be Catwoman It has to be Batman Because

I have the suit I have everything else Yeah you get to meet Catwoman No, it's just the suit, fools. Okay, but the suit, like, it's for its own. Because I could put on a full, like, Jack Dawson suit or Jack Barrow? If you put on the Jack Dawson suit, you just look like, like, Foresito. Yeah, and then so, like, nobody will be like, oh, yeah, I know what that is.

Someone's going to ask you to take their car. Exactly. You look like valet. Everything else you could get at Goodwill, but the Batman suit, that is iconic. You don't have to create anything. Yeah, yeah, like it's. And then you could do kids' birthday parties if money gets low. And guys, just so you know, this Batman.

Batman's suit has a little like junk in the area. Junk in the rung in the front. Junk in the frunk? So definitely it'll have you guys looking a little supermanly. Oh, and it has a whole six pack? Oh, I'm going to the club with this. Catfish somebody. We did it.

This is like a male faha. Oh, wow. This is like a male pusher bra. No, it's like the male butt pads. For sure. All right. Well, now you know, this stuff is on action. or some rich person's going to wear it.

We can always... I'm saving on my monies so I can be... We can always fantasize, right? Tell me up next. What is this full called? Jackalander? Jacket. Don't start making fun of people. Jackie lantern.

You know who your favorite Jack is. The other day, we were talking about Jackalantons and you made it Jack E. Lanturn. No, I said Jack E. Lantern. No, still, you're saying the same thing you said. You are. I don't know.

Keep it here. Power 106. You guys, this is so funny and so dramatic and so extra. All right. There's this girl named Jasmine. Yeah, there's this girl named Jasmine. She's from 90-day fiance. If you guys are not familiar with the show, it's a show on TLC, it's a reality show.

Okay. Where pretty much it's like a couple. One is from the U.S. And the other one is from a different country. And the one from a different country flies to the U.S. They have 90 days to decide whether they get married or not. otherwise they go back home they break up they go back home right

so there's this girl named jasmine and she's saying that she hid her b bL from her biancé gino and get this you guys so gino gave her like a budget for the dress right yeah and she hit it because she didn't know how to pay for this bbL she used that budget of the dress for the wedding dress

on her bbL what she was saying like she had she was just getting really fed eating healthy dieting all that stuff and she lost her butt. She's like, I had a little tiny butt, but after exercising, dieting, all that, I lost it all. And I don't want Gino to, like, not like me anymore. Because that was, like, the one thing that he would always say, like, ooh, I love that feta. No? But don't get a dog. Junker and a trunker. So she hid it. She hit it. And she doesn't, she doesn't know

how to tell him. Why can't all secrets be that great? Like, women will keep worse secrets. It's like, I'm, you know, I need to tell you this and it's like, that's a good secret to keep. It's like, surprise. That it's not real. No, I don't care. No, it's just like, you've been hiding this for me the whole time? Yeah, but this is the thing.

She used that, the wedding dress money on this BBL. So now it's like she used it all up. At that point, I don't care what color, what the dress looks like. Yeah. They don't need no dress. No. Fashionola has like a wedding dress section. Oh, they do?

Yeah. All they do? Yeah. So she can be a, in the wedding dress. on a budget. Guys don't even know where it comes from too. Honestly, I'll take her to Pacific with that ass. You're supposed to be. Shut up.

Would you want to know the new girl that you're dating if she has plastic surgery? Yes. Like, would you want to know if she's really fake her? If you like her, you like her, whatever. No, it's important to know because... You don't care. You have a wife.

I would want to know because if the baby is super ugly, I'm like, how? Yeah. You? No. My baby. My babies are beautiful. Yes, because of Archeon.

They look like me. Everyone says it. They'd be like, your baby's so cute. Ejaculating. The kids are cute. The kids are cute. Thank you.

Oh, chill, yeah. Hey, come on. I'm calling for. I'm calling for us. I'm called for. Focus. That was great. That's messed up.

I'm sitting right next to you, well. Yeah, that is best up. Big, focus. I'm focused. Your girl is voluptuous. Yes. Would you want to know if she's naturally volumptuous or cosomatically volumptuous?

Yeah, no, you have to know because in case you accidentally get her pregnant, you just want to know, like, how the kids are going to turn out. You know what? That's your excuse. You need to know for the kids. Yeah. You need to know what you're expecting. I get that for like face.

Yeah, yeah, true. But if the girl has a BBL, you really care. Because you want to know if your kids are going to have like so. First of all, my ass is fat enough. Yeah, exactly. That's why. No, it's just, you just got to know. Like, you just got to know.

Yeah, you got to know. But don't make it for the kids. Don't make it because of the kids. You want to know because you're metiche. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. And he wants to know where the sponsorship came from. Wow.

But no, but you said plastic surgery at first. I wasn't thinking BBL. Well, that is the, what were you? No, plastic surgery. No, I know, but when you said plastic surgery. So that's why I, like, for example, I did this girl with, like, a huge nose. And then she was like, oh, I'm going to get like a nose job or something. And I'm like, I like you how you are.

But then you always have to think like my daughter may not, may have that nose. Not that I didn't like it, but she didn't. You know what I'm saying? So you just have to think about those things. Oh, I know what you mean. Yeah. Like are my kids going to turn out fajitos. Yes.

Because you did not look like that. In other words. Yeah, basically. Oh, because I do wonder with the Kardashians, like the Kailis and things like that, I'm like, oh, like, but then their babies turn out cute. Yeah. So I don't know how that works neither. I don't know.

Don't worry. You're still cute, though. Yes, very cute. Well, there's your answer. Yes. They want to know. They can make up any other reason, but they want to know. Tell me.

Yes. Yes. Tell me it's real. All right. Sorry, you guys. All right. All right. That's it for Somersada brought to you by local Southern California

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Good morning Brownback Morning And we have the Primo Concrete coming in. Concrete, good morning. Good morning, guys. Do you usually wake up this early or is this? I'm tired right now, fool. This is crazy, dog.

You guys are super, like, early food. You think you're still in a dream? Yeah, food. What is it with comedians and waking up early? It just doesn't know. No, I wake up early. Like, like, no, no, yeah. No, like 930 tops, full.

Oh, wow. That's early. 930. I feel like it's in our blood to wake up, like, at 5 a.m. Oh, yeah. Because, like, all the thios that go. Grandpa, when I got this job. Not me.

I got to check my blood. I got to check my 23 and me. Well, last time I checked for I'm 2% Maya and full answers to DNA. No way. So is she? My. No, she's not. I felt it.

I felt it. I felt it. As soon as I walked in, I was like, she was in my pyramids and all. So we should be saying happy late indigenous day to you. Big has a beard, boy. You have a conchisa. If you got a beard, fool, you're up in a keystone.

All that's good. If you can't grow a beard is because you have some sort of indigenous. And look at me, fool. Maximo. Oh, yeah. Maximo.

You got the same amount of face right. What would you call that thing that you guys have? The little. Flavor saver? Yeah. The fun patch? Yeah.

Why do you guys love that? I don't know, dog. I don't know. Because you look so cute. Yeah? Yeah. Oh, thank you. What's up, dog?

What's up? But if you can grow a full beard, you have a lot. Damn, that's a great connection, dog. I wish, dog. I didn't think about that before. I wish. So Christopher Columbus had a beard. Probably.

So check this out, Concrete. We did our 23M. And Vic came out like 70-something percent European. 17% European. Yes. I can see it. And like 20% indigenous? Yeah, it was crazy.

Oh, damn. That was a lot. I told them, do you have food is just like building stuff, dog? Do you ever look at the stars like me? Yeah. The stars every day. Every day I'm like, fool. I actually know, though, when like,

like, a weather's crazy, weather's coming in. I know when the eclipses are going to happen. No, honestly, yeah, I look up at the stars sometimes and I'm like, damn, I want. But what, just to know what other country are you going to do? No, I just like, damn. We're going to go that way. No, I look up and I'm like, damn, I want foods to build something for me right now. Okay, we're looking at the same sky.

What food do I want to get the flu today, darling? Oh, that's good. The fluenza. That's good The influenza Are you guys good at math? Me? I'm fantastic

What do you mean? Are you for sure? Oh, what? Are you lying or not? Dude, I'm a mathematician If I wasn't a comedian I would have been like NASA or something for it

NASA for math Yeah Oh yeah Because our Aztecs Quote and quote and call Are really good at math Asex in my ins That's what I just said

Dog Let's put two and two together Concrete It's so cool to have you We've been seeing you hustle out here. You know, your headlining shows now

as a comedian. Like, it feels cool to see you do it. But are you pissed that people still think you're Felipe Sparsa? Nah. That's actually,

that's a compliment. But, you know, does it trip you out how much you look like him? Yeah, like, you know, like when he first called me, I was like, what's up?

We need to talk, dog. Yeah, because he's, he's, you know what I'm saying? Nah, but he's, you know, he was one of the first comedians to ever reach out to me like a couple years ago

and want to do some, some skits with me. recently he called me to do his LA show, which he usually goes out and he had an amazing show, sold out the Peacock Theater. And to be one of the guys that he called out, man, out of all these comedians out here, it's a blessing, man, I'm honored, you know? So, thanks a Dios, gracias a Dios. I love the series that you do, this is not me.

Yeah, volume 69, 70, 71. Like, I'm like, dude, those people do look like you. It's so weird, though, how many people I resemble. Like, it's a scene. Teng la cada, you know? Some people you told me, I used to have the face that. People just want to punch, but for some reason, like... You remind me of someone.

Yeah, you remind me of someone. Have you been out in public and people have been like, hey, what's up, fool? And they're like, you know that you don't know them. But they're, they're mistaken you know that they think you're... Yeah, it's happened a couple times. Yeah, usually for the rock or like, you know, like Aquaman. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, so it happens all the time, dog. That one's my favorite. Aquaman? Yeah. Yeah. We used that with a lot. Yeah, you do. We look a lot of lot.

I feel like you're a good swimmer. I'm kind of mad, though. You guys didn't go to my baby shower. Wow. Wait, do you have kids real? Yeah. How many kids do you have? I have three boys. Malachi, Caleb, and Christian, and then I just have my first baby girl. Hold on. Let's talk about this. Mr. I'm 2% Mayan, but my kids are full white named. What do you mean? No, no, they're biblical. The biblical.

Yes, and the Bible was pressed on us by these fools. What am I supposed to do? I'm just, I was just born. I was just born. Malachi, Caleb, and Christian. And Christian. And my daughter's name is Maya. Oh my God. That's the 2% for them. Did you wait? Like, did you want to have a girl?

Did you like, were you guys, were you and baby girl trying for like a girl or was it just? Nah, it was just, you know, we were in Nashville, had a good time. You know, no? It happened. You know, no. And I shot up the club, you know what I'm saying? And where'd you send the baby shower invite to? We sent them up?

No. Oh, never mind. I'm not anymore. I'm not mad no more Don't never mind Next time for you guys You guys are invited Next time for sure

You guys are invited I feel like you had a great Baby shower Because if that's your fourth one You have experience You know what works What doesn't What games to play?

You know? Yeah! You don't have to make the tacos yourself this time? No, no This time we had a jumper He thought it You know

You had a jumper For the kids He thought You know Talk to me about Growing up in the Valley You're a valley You're a valley

Great 1 8 Yeah I grew up in San Fernando. San Fernando. You know. Did you go to San Fernando High? No, I didn't. I did.

I went to Kennedy. I went to Kennedy. My mom lied, she got me a better actress. You know? Kennedy had people, though. I went to Kennedy. Yeah, of course.

I mean, I went to Kennedy. And then I went to Pali. I got kicked out. Nice, nice. Because I was a little troublemaker. And then, you know, that was pretty much it, man. Then I just started making music really, like really early in my life. Yeah.

So you were a rapper. first concrete. Was your name concrete? No, it was Beretta, dog. I used to spit 16, 16 bars like like 16 bullets. Oh. Hard, fool. I was hard, dog.

I was hard, too. And what happened? I love that. Life, you know? Like, life. Like, you know, I find out that like, oh, you know, and then the streets are real, dog. And I'm over here lying, fool.

Yeah. I'm over here to shoot this. They're like, let me see what that bread about, homie? And then I'm like, oh, you foods are for real? Is this entertainment, dog? Oh, never mind, dog, I'm good. I'm just sweet jokes.

You guys need a video shot? I'm good, dog. Yeah, you guys want to do music videos? I'll shoot those for you, dog. That's crazy, fool? These people really take it seriously right here in LA, fool? Yeah. I was just trying to lie, fool, you know?

Just trying to lie to kick it, you know? And it worked for a little bit. It worked. Oh, it did. And because Power 106 played your music. For the first time ever in the world. So shout out to you guys. Oh.

Was it Fellie? Huh? Was it Fellie? It was Fellie? It was Fellie. Wow. Steve LaBelle, shout out to Shauna Lou. I used to literally like just, I used to press people downstairs.

I used to come and just like, I used to print my CDs. No wonder. Our receptionist showed us your photo was like, are you sure he's allowed up here? I'm still at 86 out here, boy, I used to camp outside and just like. Is that why you changed you in? Yeah, dude. I used to ambush all the DJs, dog. Oh, yeah.

Back in the day, like Feli and Tio. Hey, can you play my song? Can you play my song? Hey, here's my CD. And they'll be like, yeah, for sure. we got you and I'm like oh we on dog and just waiting there for a month when I was Have you ever ambushed the wrong person

Like you thought it was a DJ but it was just like a board app Or like somebody worked in office Oh I used to ambush everybody dog Yeah anyone can get it I figure like if you work at the building They're like no work at the insurance spot like two floors I'm like oh my bad dog Because there could be somebody like I'm in sales

I can't help you I don't know I used to ambush everybody Anybody that came out of this building I love that hustle Oh dude I used to camp outside I'm so glad you're retired by the way. Yeah.

Oh, thank you, man. So I don't get ambushed. So then how do you go from Beretta to concrete? Well, you know, long story short, my best friend passed away, my boy, you know, Roy Full Cliff. He passed away in 2009, 2008. And, you know, like during this time I'm touring, I'm doing shows and all that. And I kind of... It was a real thing.

It was a real career, yeah. Wow. And I didn't, I just didn't want to do it no more. I kind of felt like that was it. I kind of saw the facade behind things. Yeah. I didn't want to, you know, do the rat race more. The business part of it can really ruin the greater part of it.

It did. Like, it ruined, like, the way I wanted to move and the way I wanted to do things. And it was just, it wasn't a good experience for me no more. And I decided to move on. And when he passed away, kind of, I stepped back. And I had to grow up. I had to mature. And what you do when, you know, like, when you lay concrete down,

it takes time for it to mature. Once you matured, you can build on it. And that's why my name's concrete. Marks. You know, I'm solid now. Shut up. I know it's not the coolest name, dog, because it's not. I was like that.

I'm like I like you. I was gonna go for the rock food but they had ticket already. Yeah. You're looking like to get. I know, though.

That's lame. Okay. So were you outside and then you're like because some, you must have been high. Because even the, yeah.

Because even the, because even the, you know, and concrete takes time to mature and like all of that is like more high thoughts. Yeah, but that's like kickback talk.

Oh, like that's like, how did you, How did you know to think of concrete? I was by myself, it just faded. Nah, it was just,

you know, it was one of those things where you just kind of have like a little epiphany. I watch her? And it just, it just kind of came to me. I was like,

you know, it's not the coolest name. It's not the, you know, the fanciest name, you know, it's not Drake or nothing. Something cool,

like Snoop Dog or nothing. And it met something to me. Yeah. And I had to like, like for some reason, I feel like if I changed my name, it would change my persona and my outlook on life.

And that's what it did. And now I'm, It's like I can't believe it, you know You still can't Google it Because like right now you Google it When it's two foods like just laying concrete You know, two pies up, you know? But soon enough, you guys will be able to Google it

And then I'll pop out. Oh Or like if you Google Concrete Live maybe If you Google Concrete Comedy, I come out Oh, no. If you Google Concrete is just two homies Right there laying concrete Working.

Concrete live is like a live Of people just literally working. Putting concrete down. That'd be crazy. Do you talk about a family parties in your stand-up? Like I feel like that's such a lot Latino thing.

Like, our parties are so different. We were just talking about, like, my first Caucasian party for the kids, you have to drop off the kid and, like, two hours later, pick up your kid. It's beautiful. Yeah, with us, it's not a thing. No, no. You stay at the party. It's a full-on thing.

You're there. It's a full-on thing. I mean, I grew up, my parents, my parents owned, like, a party supply store. Oh, wow? Shut up. So, so. You were the plug? So I used to, like, and I could still do, like, the little, like, candy cane stuff.

And I used to do that for my mom. Like decorating? And so my mom was also a violin instructor. And my mom used to pimp me out, dog. Like when somebody wouldn't show up, I'd go and fill in. Like, for a chambelan.

What? No way. My mom used to rent me out for the chambelan. Because I knew all the steps, dog. The chambelan package. Hire me to be your dance instructor.

You have a chambelan. They came with a suit, too. They came with a little military one, you know what I'm saying, dog? What? My mom used to pin me out. That's so tight.

I did a guy in kintenas that I didn't even know who they were. Wow. But you were there. I was there. I was there. Yeah, because a guy, you know, like, say, a kid didn't, you know, couldn't come or more. And then mom would like, hey, Thracitigntzito.

Because only three weeks again, the kid pulled out, you know, like we're three weeks away. So then I would fill in and, you know, they would pay me $30 a day. That's so tight, concrete. And I would go to family bargain and spend it down. So you mean to tell me that there's a bunch of photos out there of Kinzener, and you're in them. You're the main. You're the main channel for all of them. Not the main, fool.

Like one that's missing. I've never been a chamellando, no. I'm sorry. I was a chamanando horror, man. Never been a chamanando north. I wish, fool,

like, yeah. And the quinceaneras were fine with it because sometimes I feel like it's the parents be like, oh yeah, that's a deal.

And the girl like, Mom, I don't even know it was like, yeah, I got new, but I, you know, I knew how to dance. Yeah.

You had the steps down. I couldn't wait for the, yeah, dude, I couldn't wait for like the party to start to be like the moves. Yeah.

What's your favorite Kinse? Because there was a Trio by Chayan. Oh, amazing. That one was like top tier. That's the classical Latinos for sure. Then what other song was? I think it was like instrumental

ones. To me is the Talia one. Which one? The Talia one. I think it's Talia right? The Nia Mujah or what's that one, Angie? Because today me I'm so different. Because no I don't want nothing of the people. Hey.

How does the hook up? Yeah. I know. That was a cool. That's the cut, don't. The one where you're like, you go from your friends. The nilla mouge. Yeah. It's like when like the guizzada is dressed normal

and then they turn her and turn her out. And then she comes out like, it's all the magic happened for, you know? Wow, that's so sad. I know you would get down to the cumbia kings when they were played at all. Oh, thought. So no, I meet that dog, for sure.

Scandal, all that food. I come out to that to my comedy sets. That's so tight. I come out to that man Are you a little bit Salvi? Am I a little bit Salvi? I'm whatever people want me to be You know?

I can fit in I'm ambiguous Yeah I can fit in my head What I'ma ha ha My hair I'm gonna have Salvi And I hear them Sonora of Dynamita

We've like adopted them Like as ours They're not even like Salvadorian No No no they're Colombian They're Colombian Actually my boy Dennis That's his dad

That's his mom and his dad That's crazy He's supposed to be here But he's not here. Damn Dennis. Yeah. Those were his parents? So I'm supposed to be doing like a skit with her, but it's just, we've just been so busy and she's been touring and this show.

That's amazing, bro. We just seen them at Best Minute. They're still so good. Yeah. Yeah, man. That's really cool. Like the original singer, Rina, yeah. Yes, yes. Okay, so I just want to run it real quick. You grew up in the valley. Your parents had the party supply. So all of the

tables, all of the chairs, all of that. Then your mom was like a ball instructor. To this day. To this day, she could teach us a valse. Yeah, she still calls me up to like, Poppy, I need you to make me a CD. And I'm like, Mom, they don't play CDs no more. I'll give you a flash drive. Oh, my God.

Ah, lo, what I say, but arm it me lo. You know? That's so cute. So she has kind of a monopoly. Oh, she got the tuxedo. Yeah, the rentals are the la Zapati. From E to Z. The dresses.

Because sometimes, like, when you order from the party supplies, the kids come. Like, you help their parents. either put the jumpers out or like that that would be you I did it all growing up from my dad everything oh man what's the party supply store Gina's party supply and at the San Fernando the mall Shut up bro I love the San Fernando mall because it doesn't it's not a mall but it's a mall I didn't realize it wasn't a mall till I went to a mall and I was like oh this is not outside ours is outside I thought it was a mall yeah ours had the dollar tree I don't mean to be

disrespectful but I've never heard of it really no it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not It's like a real mall. It's like a, like, HP, you know how they have, like, where all the, yeah, all the Kinsa stuff. Yeah. They have that there. It feels like a mall. I used to think, like, Panama City Swami was a mall dog to me.

Yeah. I was like, it's just indoors? Yeah. They have AC? There's air conditioning. Yeah. This is a mall. Yeah, this is a mall.

This is a mall. Yeah. That's fantastic. That was our first mall for sure. Yeah. For sure, for sure. I remember my Oolita used to take me, like, back to school shopping. And it was like, like, we.

each could like have a spree at the swap me oh my god that she was told so tired yeah from my abolita bro she had money that's amazing stop you made money you made money being a chambelad I know but I never went back to school shopping for you never did

wow you wore new shoes on the first day of school no way you never wore baller granddad baller don't even start Victor what Vic had a couch in his bedroom

so he had a bed and a couch it was in my Kia it was a couch in a bedroom It was a couch in a bed? Oh, it was like a pullout. You had a pull out? Yeah, he had a pull out. No, he had a bed.

Oh, and the little living room. I mean, I... Yes. Yeah, it was a small... It was a small couch. And surround town. He was talking about it. That was in the living room.

That was in the living room. How many families were living in that? Just one. Just one broken one. Oh. Oh, my God. I'm fucking sad. Oh, fucking sad, dog.

What's parents? Who's parents are still together? Are yours? Yeah. Couldn't be us. Oh, tell me. Oh, tell me. Nope. Not allowed.

Hey, how many Christmases do you have? Just one? What? Well, it depends, food, because my birthday is December 22nd, so people always either gave me a gift. Oh, they didn't fool, you know? You're a psychiatric? No, Capricorn, Thursday. Christmas?

No, it was weird, no. It was like, this is your birthday. I'm like, food, that's Jesus's birthday. Food. Separated, per little, like. I love you, girl. So people would never come. I'm saying right now, fool.

How come you guys didn't come to my birthday party? Because my mom would throw it, but no, there's saving money, you know? They were saving money and they had to go shopping. My mom never threw me, like, she threw me like, I'm not alive, fool, she did, fool. Yeah, she tried. But it was tough, though, because people would bring me one gift,

and it was either or, like, open it today or Christmas, whatever you want to do, fool. You decide. You don't get two. Yeah. Was your piñata Santa? Or what piñata did you have? What are piñatas?

You're a lot. No, that's a Pomericito. I've seen those before on videos, dog. Now, you know, it's one of my favorite birthdays, I'll be honest with you.

Tell it. It was a year that my parents were having a really hard year. And, you know, like, we didn't eat like fast food all the time, but my mom would take us

to like McDonald's every other Friday. Special occasions. And then on Sundays, it was like Shakies. We talked about Shagies. So now it was like the biggest thing. But we didn't really get

fast food like that, right? Yeah. But I remember one birthday, my parents, like, you know, they couldn't throw me a birthday party, you know, there, you know, there was no funds, but I remember my dad was like, we're going to Carl Jun and he was like, get whatever you want. And that's to me, I remember that birthday like...

Still, that's a core memory for you, concrete. That's a core memory for me because my dad was like, I was like, whatever I want, he's like, whatever you know, I was like, oh, let me get the double famous star with cheese, dog, you know? And I remember my dad eating with me. And I remember, like, now that I look back, was like, my dad was really having a hard time. I could tell him, but he was,

he saw me happy and, you know, that, that, that's, that's, I think that it was matters, you know what I'm saying? It's them being there, you know? Dang. But yeah, you know, Christmas and my birthday was always been like iffy, you know, because it's right next to each other. It's right next to each other, you know, so. I feel it because my birthday is Thanksgiving. So Thanksgiving is like a different day each year.

It's a Thursday. It's the last Thursday on November. But people at school, they were gone because it's vacation. And I used to see everybody like get balloons and all that stuff at school for their birthday is never me, right? And then the, stop it. You would sell them You sold them You sold them

But how am I gonna go into myself? But same Because it's Thanksgiving And Christmas So close together You just get one give And do you have siblings? Yeah

The other siblings got the two birthdays Huh Or the birthday and the Christmas That's what made me more upset The fact that like my sister Her birthday's in July She got the two gifts I don't though

We're vibing right now Yeah I'm telling you I feel like you're a little bit more sadge I know you're the first day of Capricorn But I feel like you're A little bit of both.

I feel a little bit more saggy. Yeah. My son is sages. You think a lot? I do. All the time. Yeah. All the time.

You thought right now. All the time. Concrete, you've been here way too long. I'm sorry. I'm cool, guys. I ain't got nothing to do, fool. Well, you have a seven-day old dog. Well, yeah, fool, but I don't, I don't take care of me.

I don't take care of it. Right now is, is why I feel like on the 40-day? I'm a hunter, fool. I'm a gather. I go out and get it. Oh, my God. He's her end gathered. Yeah.

Yeah. I bring the, you know, like... Bring the bacon. His wifey right now on that, on like the, what is it called, a quarantine? Yeah. The 40 days of staying home after having a baby. Yeah. You're looking at me.

Well, she's a stay-at-home mom. She's been, you know, she homeschools our kids. Oh, no way. Wow. So who's homeschooling the boys while? Are you still making her homeschooling? She does. Concrete.

Give her a break. Concrete. What am I supposed to do, dog? She does have a bake. Go teach the kids. She does. gonna break, dog, summer. They don't go to summer school, dog.

What do you mean? She just had a seven-day-old. I know, but she also has spa days. Please don't tell me you're having her do geometry with your older kids while she's... He does it on his own. That's smart, dog. And then, you know, like, I give, you know,

she gets her per DM. Okay. Does she? Yeah, I tip her for every day. Like, what's the tip? you know, Oh, Gravy Hill.

It's more than just a tip. I know a spot. I know a spot. Are you guys going to stop after four or are you guys going to keep going? It's a rap. It's a rap. Yeah, I think she,

you know, like she already did the post of like, okay, this is the last one. Like she's never done that post. So I think now she's ready. You know, I mean,

because she used to be in the industry, too, she used to sing. She used to travel, you know, she used to do backup singing for, you know, a ton of people. That's awesome.

You know, so she did the touring thing and, And then I told her career for, you know, totaled it for us. And now she's a homeschool teacher. She was in it for so long. At the time she was 22, she was like, I'm done doing this. You know, she did the whole Disney thing and she did the whole, you know, like, you know, she was performing really young and touring really young.

So by the time she was like 22, she was over it. She was like, I already did it. And at that time, I was like, I'm barely trying to make it happen, you know. So she understands what it takes to get it done. And she supports me, man, like 100,000% man. That's so awesome. You know. Are you going to snip, snip?

Nah, player. My guy, Maximo, he has two? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. It's going to get it. Let's shoot it.

Let's vlog it. Damn. Let's vlog it. It'd be a good skit. Yeah, I'm actually doing Kalonix this week and we're going to vlog it. Really? That's the... I'm doing that this week.

My booty hole brown. Mine's pink, though. I don't know what you're talking about. Mine's pink, y'all. That'd be crazy. Like your hat, like your hat. Like that, too. A hair on the side, phone.

My two got sideburns, though, like that. Thank you for coming. We love you. Whatever you want. Thank you guys. I appreciate you. Thank you. You.

Yeah, no much. Power windows and brown bag.