Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep. 105 (11/21/23)
Episode Date: November 21, 2023The Brown Bag Mornings Crew celebrates friendsgiving by testing each others turkey gobble and the do the ultimate challenge of chugging a wild combination of thanksgiving ingredients.See omnystudio....com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
No, it is don't know I'm local.
I thought it was Cinder Bim.
Nope.
Oh, yeah, let's make up, let me.
Angie, you see, I'm winded because the Santa Ana wins.
I just saw the news that the Sanana wins toppled over two big rigs, Angie.
Where?
What?
I'm like, I'm like, why am I staring at Angie?
I don't know.
Why did you just do it?
brings them with her usually the big wins big wins big rigs win everything they win every
crash you sure it wasn't tureto in his crew no it's torretto in his crew this manna anna's and
over there in sanna anna it's it's bad it's hard out there right yeah but i mean it's not
gonna be like knocking down things like that yeah it's weird it is it is bad it's bad but not
to the point where it's gonna you know don't you remember that classic uh story i huff and i puff and i
blow the big rig down oh no no no it's it was so funny
I was watching this tweet.
I watch, I watch, I follow this Twitter handle
and it's like America, Americana brand memes.
Oh, I like that page.
They're like Glendale vibes, right?
Okay.
But they were like talking about the Santa Ana Wins.
It's like, we know everything about the Santa Ana Wins
except why they're called Santa Ana Wins.
Yeah.
And even like the, supposedly they just originate somewhere in the
Santa Ana Canyon.
Is there canyons out there?
Yeah.
Now that I haven't seen, right?
There's like these back streets that take you all the way to Irvine.
And it's pretty crazy.
But that's not Seniana.
That's more like going towards everybody.
Some kind of canyon that is in that area that it originates there.
They like start up there.
They like meet up and they're like, hey, let's go cause them ruckus.
Yeah, let's go to LA.
There's what they do here.
Yeah.
It's Carpool.
Greg, why you know so much about Sanana?
That's stomping grounds over there.
That's where I DJ a lot.
Oh, on the weekend.
Oh, the back streets.
You know, the back streets.
Yeah, and all the back streets.
I was pretty convinced that the people of San Ana thought I was from San Ana.
Probably.
That's how much I was there.
Wow.
Yeah.
Okay, look, five big rigs knocked down in the IE as powerful Santa Ana winds blow through SoCal.
They're like toppled over like, you know how in, what is it called?
What's the movie cars?
Yeah.
When they topple over the tractors?
Yes.
That's bad.
Yeah, that's all you right there.
That's not part of me.
So I know we can't do anything about the weather, but we can't do something about Angie who represents Santa Ana and get out of here, Angie.
Just put out of here.
Enough is enough, Angie.
Yeah, enough is enough.
Letty.
I was riding my bike yesterday and I swear I almost fell over because of those winds.
It was that bad.
Get out of here.
What?
It was that bad.
Come on.
I was going to start out of wind.
That's how bad the winds were.
I could feel him.
I'm like, hey.
Oh my God.
It's kind of like you could just put your leg and like just.
No, not my bike.
I hope the Santa Ana wins comes to your Thanksgiving dinner table.
Oh.
What?
What?
That's messed up.
Okay, where are you riding your little bike?
In my streets of Whittier.
Yeah, and I was like, oh, no.
Yeah, I was on my, my, my workout bike and I was, I get stuck on the pedals, you know?
No, I don't know.
No.
Yeah, I'm a real.
You got your peloton?
It blew your peloton over?
I'm a real cyclist, guys, so I have the shoes and everything.
I'm a real cyclist.
I have the shoes and everything where I get stuck on the pedals and I almost fell.
Oh my God.
That was sci-fi by.
Wait, get out of here.
That was scary.
All right, look, be careful with the Santa Ana's, man.
Yeah.
It's going to be Thanksgiving week.
Thanksgiving week is upon us.
I feel like November just started, but, like, here we are in Thanksgiving.
I feel like we just went through Halloween, but we're here.
Did we not?
Yeah, these three weeks were like.
Yeah, super fast.
End of the year, going to be super fast.
Get those resolutions in super fast.
That's right.
Yeah, if your resolution is to lose weight, get in the all the grub, super fast now.
Come, jump, yeah, I never get, I never.
Break up with a girl.
I mean, what?
What?
That was your name.
Are you telling Maximo to break up?
If you want to lose weight
And leave my kids
Are you going to leave my children?
He's a family man
Are two beautiful children
That God bless me way
Just because you had a broken home
You want that for all of us this holiday season?
I know,
Grim, who are you?
I don't think that's a healthy way to lose weight
He said he wanted to lose weight
Not like that kind of weight
No
Look, keep it here
How did we go from wins to breaking
Oh my God
All right
Sim
Or Pimp
BIMP
Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam.
Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam.
Sam, Sam, Sam.
Sam, Sam.
Go, Maximo.
So, Glorilla, who is a...
Sam, Sam, Sam, I'm kidding.
Glorilla was just telling everybody how she is ready to be a dump, beep.
Right, but I don't want you guys to think that I'm calling her that.
That sounds like you're calling in that.
You said it like three times already.
And we could take this out of context and then it'll sound like you're not.
You are.
You are.
Flip this and make me get in trouble.
Okay.
So just listen to what she said.
Okay.
I want to get my man and I ain't Teddy.
I want to be a dumb hush.
I just feel like, hey, it's your body.
Do whatever the fuck you want to do.
Because like I said, when the time come, I'm going to get my mean, my me, my me, my me, my me, my me.
What?
She wants to get her man named Taddy.
Oh.
Like all the dumb.
Yeah.
talk about that get their man's name's head yeah she's ready she's ready
if she points me out on the crowd I might just she's pregnant right now she's
pregnant right now yay no no not glorilla no not sexy red glorilla oh that's all my bad
glow glow has like a boss energy about her like if she points me out in the crowd and is like
i choose you i might just be like okay glow realer now you're a pokema okay okay i'm yours
yeah yes i'm so
You're so dumb Victor
Yeah, I did say that you are
You would be his little
The crazy thing is like they say is bad luck
To get your
It's totally bad luck
I don't know if it's true but
It can be
No, it is
I got one right here
One right here
Yeah, I'm not with any of those people
Yeah
You are living proof
Yeah
You look like a like a laptop cover
Yeah it has all the names
All the different stickers on them
Yeah you really got a tattoo with a name
Not a name
Matching tattoos though
Luzer
Oh, that's awesome.
Don't get the tattoo on your ring finger either.
I was going to do that.
No.
That's the worst.
Yeah, why?
Just get married, bro.
Just get married.
Well, obviously that comes first and the tattoo ring comes in.
You didn't say that.
You didn't say that.
Jayze and Beyonce have tattoos on their ring fingers.
That's the only one that I've seen it kind of work out.
But neither is their name.
I think it has like the date of their wedding.
Yeah, something like that.
Fire.
I like that.
So get married.
Cool.
I'm not how my girl get my name tattered on her too.
She's like Glorilla, this is real love.
All right.
Big, we're talking about that how Glorilla, like, at shows, she's like, hey,
she's a boss.
Yeah.
Just the same way, like, rappers are, like, male rappers are always like,
oh, I got groupies.
I feel like Gloria has the same kind of energy.
She probably flies dudes out.
She's assertive.
She's assertive.
She has that boss energy.
And, like, what are you supposed to say?
And she's like, oh, you're mine.
And when you're walking through the door, she's like,
my man, my man, my man.
Yeah.
That is made tatted on me.
Yeah.
I'm down.
That's crazy.
It's way as well.
It's kind of making it sound a little bit pimp.
But I think just for the record, any tattoos kind of just gets you automatically simping here.
Is it?
Yeah.
That's like by.
Vibing is shipping over her here.
Yeah.
But she's the one asking for it and saying like I'm going to get it.
Like I want to get a man so I can get the tatted.
Oh, it's not like her telling a guy to get her name.
No, she wants to be a dumb girl.
She wants that.
Yeah.
We all want to be dumb for someone.
And just so you guys know we get done for you guys.
We're so smart and capable.
Yeah.
But like we want to make you guys feel like the man.
So we're like, oh my God, I don't know what to eat.
That's why we turn off our brains.
Oh my God.
Your IQ drop.
Such big words.
No, we do it on purpose.
We purposely turn off our brains.
We do it up to make your IQ you feel bigger.
Oh, yeah.
It's the weirdest thing.
Angie, you said that before, right?
You're like, I just want to sit around on the car all day and not worry about what we're going.
You turn my brain off.
Like, yeah.
You'll be the man.
Yeah.
It's nice.
Self-awareness.
Just go.
out the door.
You're probably
meet it.
Because if you're making us feel safe
then we don't need to be on alert.
Like we get to be the leader.
There could be a whole robbery
happening in front of her
and she'll just look at you like, huh?
What else does she do?
Should she join the robbery?
Should she run?
Yes, run.
Really?
And what are you doing?
Running.
They say be the leader
until you pull up to a restaurant
that I don't want to eat.
And then they're like,
I don't even like this place.
Like, ah,
be the leader, right?
Tell me the example of that.
Because I don't think
as true personally I can eat anywhere.
I'm not a pet.
That's what they all say.
So tell me what you've experienced.
But I can't speak for you guys as dudes.
My girl hates wings.
So whenever she doesn't want to choose,
I just say, all right, cool, we're going to wait wings.
Because I love wings.
And then she's like, no.
And then she starts changing her mind.
And I'm like, all right, then choose.
That's not the example I'm asking you.
What do you mean?
I'm asking you, give me an example of you pulling up to a restaurant and her not eating.
I pulled up, but full of all wings.
Well, yeah, because you know she doesn't like them.
Oh yeah, you know she doesn't like them.
Yeah, I know, but I gave her an option.
So choose.
So guys are choose.
I got the options of choosing.
So you didn't, she didn't choose so you went to the one she don't like.
Yes.
Okay.
All right.
Of course.
I would have had Buffalo Wild Wings because Buffalo Wild Wings is delicious.
I think so too.
I love it.
I'm like, yo, that's my, I can eat the house every day.
You took a girl to eat the tacos that you always take the girls to eat the tacos.
And they didn't eat the tacos.
Uh, no
They ate the taco
Yeah
They ate the taco
I ate the taco
We all eat taco
See
I think that's a myth
That's just like a guy
myth about girls
It's more so that they don't know
What they want
But once they're there
Exactly
Once they're there
They're like okay
Well
They're gonna eat
They're already here
Because I didn't have to drive
I don't have to think
So they might as well eat
You know what is it about you
That you can't choose where to eat
Yeah
I mean you know what I'm saying
There's a lot of options
You know, it makes it hard to choose just one.
That's why you hit them with, guess where we're eating today?
And then the first thing that she says, that's where you go.
There you go.
Solution found.
All right.
It worked out for you great, right?
The loveliest of them all.
That's the advice we're saying.
You know what you're all saying.
My man, my man, my man, my man.
Not to you.
Does I think girl have your name tied on them that they regret?
Lorela hit me up, though.
What's up?
The homie Greg C.
Looking for a good time, not a long time.
He wasn't a good deal.
He wasn't going to get flow now.
Yeah, Greg Cee want to get chose.
Keep it here.
We're going to find some love for these days somewhere.
5106, LA's number one for hip-hop, Buenos Diaz.
Scrolling with the homies next.
I think in my past life, I was a dude.
Why is that?
Because I want to play bloody knuckles so bad with you, Greg.
No, you don't.
Yes, I do.
Nope.
And I want to win.
Let's play quarters
At Bloody Knuckles
I will play you quarters
Quarters is worse
than Bloody Nucles
I will play you at all
You're not gonna win
I just want to go body shots with you
And not the cool kind
I don't fight
You went from blood
No no no
This is the thing I learned about dudes
Yeah
Dudes were just walking in the room
I want to punch a wall
Literally nothing
They just want to like
Let out their aggression
And I feel like I have that right now
I don't know if it's the seasonal depression
I don't know if it's the seasonal depression
I don't know who these are
There's dudes
I've literally hung around
Like my homie Dre
I remember
like he just walked in the room one day and he's like
I just want to punch a wall and I was like what
something like that's a different way
I punched a man before you punched a wall
before a mirror yeah
it's dude activities
it's pretty bad I'm guilty of it too because
I'm gonna walk into the room and I'll see my brother
and my sister and it's like I just want to punch you like
okay that's very different
whoa it's called hey
yeah there's different between like an inanimate object
and then just assaulting people
but just so you know I don't know why is it because you're sitting
a classroom meet Greg
But you are the object of my bloody knuckle, like, fantasy.
Yeah, I get it.
Like, sometimes.
Bloody knuckle fantasy is crazy.
Oh, that's crazy.
But, like, you can't hit me back because, you know, 2023.
Exactly.
But, like, I want you to let me hit you.
Blade knuckles.
I don't think it works that way.
It could be a challenge.
No, that is a challenge.
Court case.
That's what that's called.
Oh, wow, wow.
Now we're bringing HR into it.
I thought this show was different, but all right.
Are some NDAs right here?
Let's sign them all that.
Yes.
That's the NDAs around, why don't we?
All right.
All right.
Scrolling.
Scrolling.
What's up, Greg?
Leti, it's about to be a gobble fest in here.
Oh, gobble, gobble, gobble, go, gobble, go, go, gobble.
Gau, gobble fest.
I'm a step out, yeah?
Why?
Thanksgiving.
I'm great at this.
Gobble Pallooza.
So, considering that Thanksgiving's in two days,
this family is.
going viral because they all tried to
put their best gobble on
so they try to impress turkeys
and this is exactly how
it's out. Dad, best
imitation of a turkey.
Hold on, pause it.
Hold on, hold on. You said they try to impress turkeys
impersonate. Impersonate.
Oh, I want a bloody knuckles
you so bad. I want to
quarters you so bad. I just learned about
quarters, but all right, anyway.
Dad, best imitation of a turkey.
Everyone, best imitation of a turkey.
Amanda, best imitation of a turkey.
Mom, best imitation of a turkey.
What turkey?
Yeah, that sounds like a great dane to me.
I don't know.
That sounds like a dog.
What?
You ever heard of like a husky?
I'm not very...
I'm trying to talk.
Yeah, that's how they talk.
I was like you don't feed them.
That's a typical husky thing to do.
All right, Greg, best impersonation of a turkey.
Go.
You want me to start it off?
Yeah.
That's a really good.
That's very short turkey.
Wow.
It's like not even a second.
You practiced this.
I hate turkeys.
It's the worst sound ever.
Angie go.
Angie really try.
That's me trying.
Come on.
But you see how they.
Okay, I like that.
I like that.
I'll take that.
All right.
The other one, you're just saying gobble.
I said gobble right now, too.
All right, Vic.
Oh, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
That was really good.
I saw the tongue action.
Never does that ever in my life.
I was insane, bro.
You're jealous?
What was that?
No, I like it.
I like it.
Try it again, Maximo.
I like that.
I like that.
Your turkey has smokers' lungs.
Okay, Irene, your turn
Turkey been smoked out already
Go, Irene
I don't know how to
Come on
What?
What?
All of a sudden,
she don't know how to gavel it.
All right, go and Irene.
Go, go, go, go.
There's room in that gobblen.
I like it.
All right, letty.
Okay, ready?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Wow, Lettie.
That's incredible.
It sounds like it's out of tree.
That's crazy.
It sounds like a little rap, like a lot of rafters.
You're getting away from this one.
Hold on.
I want to do it.
I just like in our library, there's a bunch of stuff that says turkey.
And there's, should we do it?
I don't know.
I want to see.
I just, I'm scared of what.
Yeah.
This one just says turkey with feathers.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
God is that turkey okay?
Is someone
Work the turkey?
Look this one says
Attention turkeys
Attention turkeys
I don't know
All right
Okay
All right
The last one
It says turkey
Assembly call
The stuff that we have
At Power 106
I don't know
I don't know
Turkeys get in formation
Okay here's my turkey
Okay I'm ready
Go let me
Okay.
I feel like I was like Grandma's Turkey.
You sounded like the guys were Power Rangers.
Stop.
Oh, yeah.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm not mad at that.
All right.
Shout out to our turkeys.
I appreciate that, Greg.
It was a gobble fest.
It was definitely a gobble flese.
Gobble your way back over, though.
Because coming up, we have your tickets to go to Rolling Loud,
three-day wristbands to Rolling Lad to see Nicky Minaj, Future, YG, Tiger, and so many more.
coming your way at 715.
And Victor, we also got Word on Rolls Crenz on the way.
That's right.
Snoop tricked me.
I thought it was all of us, but it was just me.
Snoop tricked me and he said he gave up smoke,
but not how he thought we thought he would, all right?
What?
Word on Rosecans 7 a.m.
Okay.
Shout out to Cyp and Deluxe.
Like, I don't know.
This is like a turkey drop and I just want to hear it.
Okay.
Live from Brenthart Middle School in L.A.
It's Sife and D. Lugs.
I don't know.
I don't know.
This is no.
It's labeled.
I don't know.
All right.
These are old-ass turkey stuff.
Well, shout out to you guys.
Angie was twerking me right now on her chair.
Well, I try.
Thinking about Texas.
Thing and thing.
Katie, Texas.
Yeah.
What's up, Keel?
What?
What?
What?
He was a visit Keel out in Texas.
And when that song came out, like, we were out in the car.
in the club, in the bars.
He sounds like a guy.
That's crazy.
Her name is Baro and Keel.
I never knew Angie had this.
I really didn't even think your parents
that you go outside because I remember that there was a time
where you couldn't sleep over in my house
even though we're out like grown adults.
Because your mom would get upset if you didn't show up at home.
She doesn't get upset.
She gets worried because I don't answer her.
Okay, with my dad worried is the same thing.
He gets mad at me because he's worried.
Oh my, wait, wait, what?
No, but she turned up.
like yo man I used listening song out of Katie Texas it was going down I was like
yeah she said you got flown out yeah yeah what are those she was on spokes what are
that's crazy Angie I was on spirit wow that's cool a shout of Texas so that's
she's been over there she's had a great time I have been out there I have been out there
I'm gonna go out there and you were flown out I wasn't I paid my little when was I'm
I'm not going out to Texas.
For work.
When?
Aren't you flown out for Texas for work?
I thought you were.
Why he started using a sweet voice?
I'm not.
I'm asking the question.
Okay, because I have been flown at to Austin because they wanted to hire me at a radio station out there.
Well, that's Texas.
See?
See?
Appreciate me.
But she wasn't throwing it back.
Okay.
Appreciate me.
You would never go to Texas.
I think I could make it in Texas, you guys.
I said you couldn't make it.
Wow.
You would never go to Texas.
That's so crazy.
She's California.
Yeah, I'm so LA with it.
There was a point in time where I was getting like, and not to like, hey, tell power, like, appreciate me, but appreciate me.
There was a point in time where, like, a radio station in Arizona wanted to hire me a radio station and Texas wanted to hire me.
And the one in Texas was great.
I'm wondering if it's Austin.
Where do the Mabs play?
Dallas.
Dallas.
It was Dallas.
Never mind.
It was Dallas.
Because outside of Dallas that they have like, you know how we have L.A. life?
Yeah.
They have their life or like or their lives.
for the Mavs and the radio station is there like in the LA Live Center they're like when you're
on air you could be like out here super vibes because you want to live in the W we'll let you live in
the W for a year and I was like oh my god but no I love LA too much me like salamla
what better rent no no day income tax yay yay taxed and fees please no 10 freeway no there's
nothing like LA that's why everybody wants to be here
Everybody wants to be us, even anybody from Texas.
That's right.
I'm kidding.
We're going to have so many fights.
Yesterday we had a meeting.
Yesterday we had a meeting about not talking bad about places.
About Texas.
And here we are.
It was Arizona, by the way.
Just shout on L.A.
We love L.A.
We are better than you.
Whoa.
You already said it.
Stop telling the truth.
We have to be good to everybody.
Right.
All right.
Oh, my God.
I have to shout out a baby girl that yesterday I went to,
because we're going to have our friends giving coming up at 8 a.m.
We're going to do a stuffing shake because none of us have had stuffing except for this will Greg.
He loves stuffing.
My family loves stuffing.
I don't know what's wrong with you guys.
It's a normal Thanksgiving dish.
Oh, so now we're not normal.
Oh, now we're so abnormal.
Stuffing is good.
Yeah, right?
Stuffing is pretty good.
Yeah, good.
Look who's talking.
Now you see there.
What it is?
I don't know about the casserole and all that, the green beans.
The cranberry.
I'll stick up for stuffing.
Yeah, stuffing's pretty good.
Guess.
You know what's in stuffing?
But it's not on my dinner table.
I don't know.
Irene, what's in stuffing?
Irene, what's in stuffing?
The heart, all the insides of the turkey, like, all the gizzards and stuff.
Maybe for, like, people that cook, like, real food.
Gizzard goblins.
I'm pretty sure my stuffing.
comes from like a box.
Like, you know?
Yeah, my mom makes it from the box and then she puts, she chops all that stuff up into
tiny pieces and mixes it into the stuff.
Okay.
That's what you're eating.
So I went to Target because later I'm going to do a stuffing shake for all of us
abnormals that have don't have it.
Exactly.
But when I was at Target, I ran into Melissa, a girl that was like, I was in the little
kid section.
I was buying Horito toys.
I tried to manipulate them a little bit.
Like, hey, you can buy five things here because they're like $1, $3, $1.
Oh, yeah.
Or we could go to the toy section and you can only get one little thing.
And they're like, dude, give me five big things.
Right.
That costs $3.
You guys got to make sense.
Because at the toy section, it's all like $20 and a lot.
Right?
It's been a lot more.
So, but I was there trying to like be like, oh, look, you want this poppet?
Yeah, I was trying to like, ooh, look at so many different colors.
You have this coloring book that I keep buying you over and over again?
But this girl, Melissa passed by and she was like, hi, Letty.
Like, I listen to you every morning.
Shout out to you, Melissa.
Thank you for saying what's up.
And she also tweeted me so big up to you, baby.
I don't know.
Thank you for listening.
Oh, I got a shout out for Viani from Netflix.
She says she listens all the time on her way to work.
But only on Tuesdays and Thursdays when she drives to her very nice, important job at Netflix.
And today's Tuesday.
Yeah, exactly.
I told her I would remember.
Don't answer Vicks DMs, please, Vianni.
Not a ha, ha, ha, ha.
There we go.
There we go.
I got you.
Yeah.
We were working the Netflix.
Area at Complex Climb.
And Vic was very happy to work it.
Oh, yeah.
Vick was working in the Indians.
Yeah, Vic was like, hey, there's a girl here.
And I was like, I already know which one.
Red lipstick.
And he's like, yeah, red lipstick.
And I'm like, hold on, let me get her Instagram.
Like, I'm his wingman.
Yeah.
But Tampocco Vic.
I got her Instagram.
Vic is a king.
Yeah.
He deserves the best for him.
Yeah.
She has a nice job.
Yeah, very successful woman.
You know what I'm saying?
Very good woman for him.
Yeah.
Don't mess her up.
Good.
Okay.
So, Bianni.
Johnny, this is big telling you.
What's up?
Whatever.
Ew.
It sounded like a scream in the movie.
Wait, wait.
They should do this in person, too, or not.
Yeah.
Thank you so much.
It's great opportunity.
I was like, y'all, we should connect.
No, I'm saying.
No, he did.
No, he did it.
No, he did it.
I did it after you left.
I asked for her Instagram, and then he was like,
oh, can I have it, too?
No.
You did.
No.
I went up and talk to her.
All right.
I thought we're
I didn't know we're lying today
So okay
All right Vig
You have the floor
What would you like to tell Viani?
Yeah
I already told her
No do go go do it
Go ahead
What up
That's it?
That's it not gonna
Yeah that's all it takes
I'm saying
No it's not gonna
Don't say that's all it takes
She works at Netflix
She has a really big job
No no yeah
That's all it takes for the
You're very beautiful to me
Yeah
And then yeah
Let's chop it later
No'm saying
What I'm saying
What?
You're so crazy
Roos cranes
Word on Rose Crand
Word on Rose
Scraans.
Snoop Dogg said he gave up smoke, but it was all a troll to roll out a new product.
Okay?
So after a super dramatic post where Snoop said, after much consideration and with my family,
I have considered to give up smoke.
Please respect my privacy at this time.
Then he had the comments full of people saying, I'm quitting too, Unk, especially Meek Mill.
He was like, yeah, man, I'm going to Dubai.
I'm stopping smoking.
I'm giving up everything.
And it was all just to roll out a new product.
um titled titled oh sorry smokeless wait wait wait
yeah
Solo stove
Solo stove
he got to do his job baby girl
it would look it was solo stove and he posted
a commercial on his Instagram that said this
I have an announcement
I'm giving up smoke
I know what you thinking
Snoop smoke is kind of your whole thing
but I'm done with it
Done with the coffin and my clothes smelling all sticky, Ikey.
I'm going smokeless.
Solo stole fixed fire.
They take out the smoke.
Clever.
So it's like a, it's a little fire pit thing.
Yeah, it's a fire pit.
But that has no smoke, so it won't make your hair smell,
won't make your clothes smell,
won't make anything smell, it's just a fire.
Great for like backyard, chilling in summertime and all this stuff.
And I told, we all told Vic this.
It's like, oh my God, Snoop gave up smoking.
It's like, no, he didn't.
He said he gave up smoke.
He probably is giving a beef or something
or else he would have said,
I gave him smoking weed,
I gave him smoking.
Yes, I do feel bamboozled,
but I did have some suspicions
because, like you said,
he didn't totally say I'm giving up weed.
Yeah, he wasn't specific.
Yeah, he never said,
I'm giving up the weed.
You know what I'm saying?
He worded it very, very carefully.
Yeah, smart man right there.
Marketing.
It's all about marketing with Snoop,
every single thing.
Yeah, because look, Snoop has so many products
and stuff that he's endorsing.
That it's like, okay, here's another product of Snoop.
Exactly.
But the site that he said, I give a smoke, now everyone's just focused.
Yeah, that was smart.
And then now we all know the product.
Yeah.
And then in between, it was like four or five days where he was just posting like very stressed
out photos.
Like natural high.
Yeah, and everybody's just like, oh, he's going through it.
I've been drunk.
Stay strong.
And then on his post, he kept saying, please respect my privacy.
Yeah.
Shout out, Snoop.
Such a troll.
Oh, man.
And you fell for it.
Loser.
So what happens?
All right, look.
Asap Rocky appeared in court yesterday.
for the alleged shooting of ASAP mob member ASAP RELILEA.
The judge decided there's enough to take Rocky's case to trial,
and he'll answer to two counts of first degree assault with the firearm,
and his arraignment begins on January 8th.
So in court they showed a video,
or what they claim is a video,
of Rocky holding a gun before allegedly shooting his former friend ASAP Rale.
Then they also showed a separate clip where they say two gunshots were fired,
then although there's been no video of the alleged shooting itself, right?
Raleigh is claiming that Rocky shot his hand,
but there's no fingerprints recovered from the scene with shell casings.
And then also Rocky's lawyers have been grilling Raleigh over the claim,
asking how he could easily find the casings, but the cops could not.
And outside of the court, Rocky's attorney made a statement to the media.
Listen to this.
The judge just said there's a scintilla of evidence required.
This is not a trial.
And certainly that standard of proof.
The judge even said a scintilla of evidence is enough.
It's probable cause hearing.
Trial is going to be very different, obviously, because we'll be,
because I think of some evidence that is going to be insurmountable.
The witness is not going to be able to withstand gross examination from a jury.
And we have a lot of evidence that's going to be on, we'll have our day in court.
We look forward to our day in court.
I am certain.
Rocky is going to be vindicated when all this is said and done.
Without question.
I'm gonna keep it a buck with you
I don't know what a scintilla is
I don't know it's tremendous
Chinchilla
Cintilla means just a small
tiny tiny tiny piece of like potential evidence
like just a tiny that's it
That's not what I read what I read
And of course that's the
That's the lawyer
Yeah
Yeah
He's gonna make he's gonna kind of
Lean towards his his client's side
Of course
But there is enough evidence
For it to go to trial
And so it's going to go to trial
Exactly
A scintilla
Centipede
Centella
Yeah I was like
He just wanted to be fancy
But the video
is pretty crazy. It was out of the Pantages, outside of the Pantages theater.
Yeah, and it's really clear. Very, very clear of video tape. And I'm sure, like, with stuff like
that, you can't but take it to trial. You're like, we got to get this in front of a jury because to dismiss
it with this, it's not cool. One thing I did read to is because Relly had submitted photos of
his hands. And it did look a little bit, a little bit great. It kind of looked, I don't want to say
Bloody Knuckles because we played Bloody Knuckles. We were talking about Bloody Knuckles earlier.
Yeah. But it kind of looks like you were just like, you were just like, you.
scraped your hand.
Yeah.
However, according to a reporter that was at the court, the fact that the victim was not
seriously injured and, in fact, sustained only minor injuries is not to be considered by the
court, which I personally feel might be a little bit unfair.
Because they're not trying to prove, like, whether he really hurt him, but just prove
that he shot at him.
Yeah.
But, like, if you look at the wounds, and if supposedly they were, like, in really close
proximity, to just shoot, graze your fingers is a little bit odd.
Yeah, and you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Like it should have been a lot more time.
So it was like on the knuckles, on the knuckles of two fingers, it's kind of like a scrape there.
But that's not going to be presented to the jury when it goes to trial.
And I think that's why like, you know, there's so many different like definitions and charges of like this is first degree assault with the firearm.
It's not like the shooting of, you know what I'm saying?
So it's like.
Attempted murder.
You know, that's why it's like a different charge essentially.
And they're like, okay, well, like you're right.
Like he didn't get seriously hurt.
So they can't necessarily convict him with that
Because then that'll be not guilty
Right
And he didn't attempt to take his life
Because look at his his wounds
Potential wounds
But yeah it's just first degree assault with the firearm
And he'll be in court January 8th
To start the trial
Man
You know what the first thing I thought about
I'm like oh my God
Rebe's not dropping the album next year
Who is she gonna leave the kids too?
I'm jealous my first
He doesn't
She probably has a place to put the kid
Like a babysitting or something.
Yeah, but she can't leave the kids by yourself.
Like, Daddy's not going to be home.
Mommy's going to be on tour, but now they can't.
Daddy's not going to be home.
Why are you assuming he's going to go to jail?
Like in a world that maybe possibly he goes to jail for assault.
Yeah, and I'm just thinking he's going to be like busy doing court stuff.
And then Rui is going to be busy doing tour stuff.
So you're just thinking about yourself.
I'm thinking about Riri right now.
You're thinking about how you're not going to hear new Rewry.
I've been waiting for that album for years.
Angie's hitting her with a day.
Damn, that's crazy.
But where's that album?
Where's that?
Is this going to belay the album, you think?
Not he goes to jail, but we're getting five to ten.
We've already served four, Rihanna.
Yeah, Rihanna.
Maybe Rihanna set this up, so she don't have to drop the album.
I just, I know what it's like to visit someone that's locked up, and I can only imagine, like, let's say some time is being served.
Yeah.
And potential, this is all knock on wood.
Oh, yeah.
This is all theoretical, allegedly.
Rihanna going to visit with the two babies, like I'm like that's crazy.
That's crazy.
She'll be so mad.
Yeah.
The one, the one, the one by six flags.
What is it?
Wayside.
Wayside.
That one, you go and then you get on a bus and then you go from like the bus to like the area that they're at.
And then you sit.
It's a lot of waiting, but it's like it's a bunch of buses in that little thing.
And it's like he looks like a big old farm.
Crazy.
Imagine her waiting in those lines.
Yeah, you see.
Like you check, you wait in line to check in to wait in lines to get on a bus to wait in line to see them.
It's correct.
I don't think Mariana's going to be doing that process.
I think she's just going to go straight.
That's her man.
Yeah.
Damn, Rocky going to county jail.
No, no, no, no.
She better do the same process.
I don't think she's going to do that.
I think she's going to drive straight up to the president.
I doubt he's going to be chilling.
Where is that privilege at?
I don't know.
I asked for it.
It didn't happen.
Yeah.
I don't think you got.
Excuse me.
I heard some celebrities or this way?
Yeah.
Where's the A.
Where are the A.
Lister holding.
No.
He's like, get back of your bunk.
Yeah.
Oh.
Sorry, my, my.
You're a start to me.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
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What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local?
All right. California loves roaches. And roaches love California.
I thought you know how to party. Yeah, we do know how to party and with the roaches too.
What city in California do you think has the most roaches?
Oh, that nice.
You're so stupid.
Down in California.
I would say like downtown.
You're all saying
downtown?
Downtown?
Downtown?
Oh.
La Guacara.
Yeah.
I would say downtown.
Downtown?
Yeah, I'd say downtown too.
All right.
You had Roaches in Downey?
In Downey, yeah.
Really?
Really?
Mick?
Yeah, there were so many of them.
They didn't pay rent.
It was so crazy.
Yeah, we had some.
What about you, Maissimo?
Yeah, for sure.
You, what?
Okay.
Okay.
And Van Nuys?
We're my ops.
Those are our ops.
Well, there was a survey done about where in the U.S. the most roaches are.
And we took three of the biggest cities that have roaches.
All right.
Riverside.
Oh.
San Francisco and Los Angeles.
They put Los Angeles as a whole.
Oh, just the city.
Yeah.
But thanks for letting me know you hate on your own cities.
Ha ha.
No, it's just like my own experience.
Thanks, like, my own experience.
We used to have roach shish kebabs.
What?
That's so?
I'm just kidding
Roaches in my cereal
I buried those cockroaches in your cereal
All right not gonna lie
One time in Silmar
You see
One time in Silmar
I told you guys about this
I've told you guys about this before
I would come home after school
And there'd be like chips and stuff
On top of the fridge
And I remember like I ate the whole chip bag
And then when I got to the bottom
I was like oh I'll just pour it out
And when I poured it out
Buncher roaches
That would have started me
That would have scarred me.
I probably never would have ate a bag of chips
ever again in my life.
Yeah, they were tasty.
That was an extra spice.
Yeah.
That was a crunch.
I think in that same neighborhood,
it might have been that same neighborhood.
There was those big roaches that were on the water bugs.
But they're outside only.
They like stay on the block.
Lucky they're like part of the gang outside.
Wait, you call them water books?
Yeah.
But they're roaches.
They're just bigger roaches.
They would pop up.
on the cement.
Yeah, I would always call them sewer roaches
because they come from the sewer.
Yeah. Those are big.
There's water and sewer.
And they fly.
I'm getting all like tingly.
You have a roach.
Everyone has a roach story.
Don't like.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Tell me.
It was at a restaurant.
It was at a restaurant.
We were eating.
And this roach, we were eating.
And this roach just crawled up to the table.
The waiter came in.
The waiter saw it and I just stared at him.
I didn't say anything.
And all he gave me was.
like a free drink that's it and I still stayed and I ate Angie I know I was
speak up Angie you just you just look at Monica yeah look to him yeah I mean
obviously he's seen it like come on fool do something did he do something no no no the
fact that you just sat down like yeah literally yeah he's hilarious
Greg was up they have rotus and we know we have rats a lot of rats in
oh that's that's a big yeah I know but we don't want to talk about
Snick is like that.
But roaches?
No, they were just sewer area.
That's it.
Like you would play basketball and you would see them coming out of the sewer.
And it's like, nothing crazy.
You know what's crazy is I read this thing about roaches?
It's like they stick to themselves.
They're clean.
They like try to stay away from us.
And like here we are just we hate them so much.
I do.
Like roaches, they're the ones trying to hide from us.
True.
They don't want to deal with us.
Like low key ants, they're like, what do you do?
Yeah, we're here.
Yeah, we eat your boot.
You know what I'm saying?
Spiders like, what's up?
Yeah, I'm crawling on you.
you I'm crying all over your face.
Roaches are like, please, we don't want no problems.
And we're like, we hate.
Ha!
No, but I don't like how they multiply.
Like, it's like one day they'll be one and then all of a sudden have a family and then you got to kill them.
I feel like I told you guys.
I had a neighbor who didn't want to kill roaches because they were-
Oh, against her religion?
No, I don't know.
She just said there was animals and she wanted to kill them.
They're stupid.
So.
But then they would get to your stuff.
Yeah, so then we had to, you know, complain.
And what happened?
And then she got kicked up.
Oh, that's not funny
For being dirty
Yeah
Gotta kick them out
But she's not dirty
She's dirty
It's not dirty
What attracts the roaches
Something dirty
Yeah
I really feel like that's not true
I feel like we're saying that
I feel like that's like something we've assumed
We assume just like with lice
We assume people that have lice are dirty
They are
No see
No no
No but lice are actually more attracted to clean hair
Ew
Than dirty hair
Oh, it's crumbs and spills of food that's been left out.
Yeah, you see?
Yeah, there's only one type of roach I like.
It ain't a bug.
What is it?
What is it?
Oh, you can't get it.
I don't get it.
It's a smoking thing.
Pass the roach.
We'll be back with my help.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We'll need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We've got you for.
The homie help line.
Jen from Torrance needs our help.
Jen.
All right.
She sent us a DM and she said,
Hi, Brownback.
Love to listen to you guys every morning.
She said, okay, so I totally need help.
I was talking to this guy for two months straight and everything was great.
He would come over a couple times a week.
We'd hang out, get food or something.
Well, after two months of that, I wanted to see where this was going because I'm not getting any younger, you know?
Wow.
So I went over one night last month to talk to him about that.
He said he saw a future with.
us and then everything came crashing down okay she said so the next day I wake up
blocked for no reason just blocked oh there's a reason and she said I thought maybe he
saw something he didn't like maybe a comment on IG or something but nothing no
long text explaining why I was blocked just blocked so a couple weeks go by and I'm
starting to forget about him and yesterday out of nowhere he texts me and said
he thought I ghosted him, but it was actually his phone that blocked him, that blocked me, not me.
Huh?
That's what she's saying.
She said, he said to call him, but I'm nervous he's going to lie and gaslight me.
Should I talk to this guy or block him back as payback?
So what is he saying that happened?
Saying that her phone, like, that his phone just blocked her, not him.
Girls.
They're not even in a relationship
And he's already cast like
I didn't do it
Yeah
I didn't do it
Except my phone
My phone said it's like it's blocked
But what if you got lay and blocked me
Forgot
Well either way he subconsciously did it
Exactly
Exactly
And what he's telling her is that
His phone did it
By itself
By itself
Yeah
That's crazy
Wow
That's what it says
Guys have gone away with worse
It's possible
So you're saying
Taking back
Cool
See you through
See it through.
It's sketch.
It's just like
That doesn't make any sense
At all.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's help baby girl out.
Baby girl, Jen.
She got blocked and unblocked
But then told she was never blacked to begin with
But actually my phone blocked you, baby girl.
Yeah.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for.
The homie help line.
Jen from Torrance needs our help.
She said that this guy she was talking to for two months blocked her.
Then all of a sudden he said it wasn't me.
It was my phone.
And now she's saying or the guy is saying, hey, call me.
And she wants to know whether she should call him back or not.
Sounds like just, you know.
She just wants to know.
Is it worth picking up the phone call, getting the closure or whatever, or just block them back automatically?
Closure of two months?
Of two months?
That's crazy.
Two months.
But during the two months, she did say that they were like she wanted to go another level or what?
Yeah.
And then he agreed.
What did she say that scared him and he lied in her face?
No, he said that she wanted to know if there's a future.
He said, yeah, I do see a future.
And then the next morning he got in her face.
But he said it was the phone.
He got scared.
It was a test.
It was a terror.
It was a scary situation.
And she needs our help to see if she should call him back.
Okay.
Because he just said, you know what?
Call me.
didn't want to go back and forth on the text.
So she wants to know, is it worth just the calling back?
Okay.
So I think what happened is that he had another girl, didn't work out.
He said, this is the one.
This is the one?
What?
You had me till you lied.
I personally think it was a test.
You know, she could have hit him up on Instagram, Facebook.
There's more than just, yeah, exactly.
To see how much you really care.
How much you really want me, girl?
You really want this to have a future?
You got to seek me out.
Why don't want to be chased like women now?
Because you make us chase you.
You don't want to be chased by cops.
No, but you guys are so annoying.
Exactly.
I don't care.
You're not getting me canceled.
So he hit her up after she stopped checking for him.
After she lost feelings, after she moved on, typical.
Hey, think about me again.
Hey, I'm back, baby.
How convenient.
I didn't block you.
My phone blacked you.
It was my phone.
You think you're going to forget about me?
Nah, I'm texting you again.
Damn.
There you go.
Toxic.
All right.
But we got people on the line that got something to say, what's up, Irene?
Yes, we have Alexis from Ontario on line one.
Alexis.
Alexis.
Good morning.
Good morning, Alexis.
You from Ontario?
How are you doing over there?
How the wind's treating you?
Yeah.
Yes, I'm from Ontario.
And the weather's good.
It's not hot.
It's not too cold.
Well, thank you for that.
Thank you for the weather report.
Talk to us.
What would you tell Jen?
I think Jen needs to keep a pushing.
Because Homeboy's running game
and she needs to keep a pushing
because he blocked her.
He did.
What if it was just the phone?
He definitely did.
No, it wasn't.
No.
Sometimes you know what's crazy
that we'll believe even that stupid of a lie
just to be like, oh, like,
because you thought apparently she really wanted
to take it to the next level with him.
So you kind of get in your like,
okay, what if it was?
true. Yeah. Like what if his phone really
didn't? Like we get stupid too. Yeah,
we gave him the better. Yeah, I think she really
likes him and she really wants to believe
that lie, but she knows
deep down that he's lying
and he did block her. Yeah.
Damn. All right. What do you think
the reason he blocked it? Was it because she wanted
to go to like the next level or because
he had someone else? I think
because he had someone else.
So he probably was just testing
the waters and then he was probably
like going to see the other
ex-booting and then he blocked her so she wouldn't be hitting him up.
Damn.
We're on you guys.
Thank you.
See Alexis?
Alexis is on the case.
Who else, Irene?
Oh, you were scared.
We have Rita from Pomona on line too.
Rita.
Hello, Brahmack.
What's up, Rita?
Good morning.
What's up?
All right, talk to us.
What would you tell Jen?
She was talking to a dude for two months and she's all in love.
And then she was like, hey, let's take it to the next level.
And he was like, yeah, you know, I feel it too.
And then he blocked her or she became blocked.
She started getting over him after a few weeks.
Then he hits her up like, oh my God, my phone blocked you.
That's so crazy.
Call me.
She wants to know if she should make the call or not.
Okay, from a master manipulator.
Thank you, Rita.
He's manipulating her.
It's a tactic.
You know what I mean?
It's just like I've done it before and I've gotten hitting up through my DMs.
And it's like, okay, they care about me.
And it's just what it is.
You know, leave them alone.
The red flag number one right there.
Rita, so you are self-defined manipulative.
You own that.
Yeah, I own it.
I've done it before.
I mean, I've grown now.
I'm more mature now, but I've done it before in the past.
Yeah.
When you did it, hold on.
It's a toxic tactic.
When you did it, why did you do it?
Because I wanted the attention.
You know, I wanted to know I was worthy.
It's all toxic
You know
It's all games
So you know
She needs to stay on her path
And ignore him
Maybe she'd block him
And Vic asked
How long ago did you last do this
Miss Toxic Queen
How long ago
I was like five years ago
Five years
That's not bad
That's reform
You're reformed now
I like it
You're like the scammers
That like the government hires after
To help catch other scammers
Yes
Wow
My only a mind of a criminal
Can catch a criminal
You're like that.
I love it, Rita.
For sure.
And I love you guys.
You guys are my drive in the morning.
You guys are my day.
I love you.
Yay.
Oh, is that a manipulating tactic?
That's manipulating.
You should be a love Lovina.
I don't know.
Hey, hit me up in my DM.
Oh!
It were not blocked.
Yeah.
It worked on me.
Wow, Rita.
I don't know.
I love her.
I love her.
She got me love Pomona even more?
Like, I love Rita.
Is this what it feels like?
Yeah.
It feels good.
Why she blocks this?
She said that to the same
to the other radio stations too.
She's crazy.
I just wanted their attention.
Yeah, all right.
Irene, who else they got in the line?
We have Fern from Boyle Heights online.
Hey, the homie, Fern.
Fern.
Fern, good morning.
Yo, what up?
Is your boy Fern from Brownback Mornings?
I'm Paul 106.
Oh.
This guy is trying to.
Fern.
Fern.
In order to be on the show,
you have to kick someone out.
I'm kicking out sci-fi.
Oh!
Damn, he didn't even hesitate.
You chose the one that's willing to go all the way.
I'm kicking out sci-fi because he was messing with the lines the other day
and tried to get me all messed up, and I'm like, over here talking by myself,
sci-fi, it's done, bro.
Wow, damn.
Irene is the one that does the line.
It's number one.
That's great.
Wait, what lines are you guys talking about?
I don't know.
What lines are you guys?
Does this have to do with the temporary way?
All right.
Fern, talk to us.
What would you tell Jen?
Jen, honestly, he's gassing you, dude.
Straight up.
I've snoozed an alarm before and I woke up late.
That's different.
This guy blocked you.
You're done.
He totally blocked you.
Honestly, you're not getting any younger.
You said it yourself.
Dang.
And there's other guys that are ready and willing to, like, talk you up.
There's plenty of fish in the feed.
Don't settle for a bottom feeder.
Dang.
That's good advice.
I'm still not replacing sci-fi though.
Because him a little bullhats.
What if the homie would just scare the love?
It comes from broken love, so broken love is his influence.
So he blocks her.
What rap song are you reciting?
Kaylin.
I mean, I think more so it's like just a phone call might not hurt, right?
Like, it's just a phone call.
Like, okay, let me see what they're talking.
Let me see what lies.
What lies are they going to tell?
You give a dude an inch and they take a mile.
You cannot do that.
And there's no problem with that?
She's going to fall for it.
I would fall for it.
You said you were fall for it?
She has fallen.
I know.
I would falfer.
You did.
Already she knows like she had deep feelings for him or I was thinking of it.
So it's just going to trap her right back.
I'm proud of her for like not having done anything thus far.
She's going to do it.
Because Rashi would have told us.
And then I called him.
And then he said this.
And then I called him.
I don't know what to do.
And then I've seen them.
Yeah.
And I went together for five years and.
Baby girl, it's a common consensus.
Don't hit that full.
All right.
Star 106.
LA's number one for hip-hop.
What was the ad?
9-106, L.A's number one for hip-hop.
I know that Thanksgiving is this week, but we're going to get into a little Christmas vibes.
Yay.
It's for you, Angelica.
USPS is now accepting Santa's.
I know the kids, usually I would not do this right now, but the kids are not in school, so they shouldn't be in the car right now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hopefully.
Okay.
So kids.
Don't listen.
USPS is now accepting Sanas for the annual adopt a letter campaign.
So, you know, like when they send letters to Santa, it'll actually go to you and then you write back.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah.
Isn't that tight?
Yeah.
Okay.
But there was this one letter.
Like, this is the example letter that they used and I'm reading it and I'm like, how do we respond back to this letter?
Let me read to you guys.
Okay.
We are Santa.
Dear Santa, my name is Pablo.
I am four years old.
Pablo has incredible writing for a four-year-old.
Four!
Yeah, look, incredible writing.
You lying, Pablo.
Yeah.
I have been really good this year as well.
I just started pre-K.
I love school.
Lies.
Already on the eyeless.
I already learned to subtract as well as ad.
That happens in kindergarten.
As well?
Yeah.
So Santa, what I really like for Christmas is to go to Disneyland and take my mom
aunt and grandma.
Sounds like your mom,
aunt and grandma wrote this.
They all work really hard
to take care of me
and make sure I have all that I need.
Unfortunately,
this four-year-old is amazing.
Unfortunately, there really isn't much left
to spend to have some fun.
Also, I would like some clothes
when I do go to Disneyland.
I am a size 12, 14, and boys.
I have a four-year-old.
No, he's not.
I have a four-year-old.
Four-year-olds are 14.
Yeah.
That's it.
Yeah.
This says, I am a size 12 to 14 in boys.
I also like Roblox and Minecraft and Lankybox.
But my wish is going to Disneyland with my family and see them enjoy them.
See them enjoy themselves.
You know how selfless four-year-olds are.
Thank you, Santa, with much love, Pablo.
Oh, my.
How would you respond to Pablo?
How would say, ho, ho, ho.
Noddy list.
You're getting cold.
Yep.
I would like, oh, ho, ho.
Hey, Pablo.
with this writing, you should get a job
so you can afford your own Disney trip.
Pablo, just wait a couple more years.
You're definitely going to take your family out the hood
with that vocabulary.
I know, right?
Wow.
I like the 12 to 14 in boys.
That's wild.
Pablo, tell your mom I'm not getting her in her new clothes.
How about I just want to see my family enjoy themselves?
Like, what?
Wow, that's crazy.
No four-year-olds that ever said that.
Unfortunately, I still struggle finding out my own size,
and this kid knows his size.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, this is a difference.
Yeah, just know that this is up, like, you're able to write back,
maybe even give gifts if you see, like, they asked for something.
Like, if we wanted to give Pablo the 12 to 14 size of shirts for his brother,
because that's not going to fit him.
Pablo, this Pablo's older.
I'm going to get him some Pablo Escobar merch or something.
Like, you know.
He knows what it is.
He knows what's going on.
Yeah, he's not for.
He knows what's going down there.
I'm a fine Pablo.
And if he could write that exact paragraph word for word,
I'll buy him those Disney tickets.
I know, right?
He deserves him at that point.
That's our guy, Pablo.
I want to write to it.
You want to write to Santa or you want to write back to the kids?
No, no, no, no.
To Santa because anyone, you said that anybody can, like, pitch in and buy whatever
you ask for, right?
Angie, don't know or use the system, too.
What are you going to write to Santa?
Okay, hi, Angie.
No, no, like.
Hi.
Dear Santa.
Dear Santa.
Dear Santa, I've been good this whole year.
How old are you?
I am seven years old.
My name is Angie.
You're going to lie?
Angelina.
Angelina, okay.
Yeah, it's a little with me.
What are you asking for?
I would like a house, a big house for my mommy and my daddy.
Me.
That is all I really want.
Send it to the old, set it to Newport Beach somewhere.
We would like a view at the beach.
You're so annoying.
All right, just so you know, you could be a second.
It's kind of like Secret Santa.
Yeah, that's cool.
A house.
A house.
A house.
A pal.
Yeah.
Pen pal, Santa.
Hey, if you guys see me in a new house in a couple of months.
Thanks, Anna.
Thanks, Anna.
I like it.
Paro-O-N-6.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
All right.
Shout out to our kids for being hopefully better than us, all right?
Because starting next year, California is going to require for kids to take a media skills class,
which will help them in areas like detecting fake news on the internet.
That's good.
Which is super cool.
That's a great skill.
They needed it?
Yes.
I wish we had that.
Because I feel like, of course, they should take it because they are the media age,
the digital age.
But loki, we were.
Yeah.
We were like the giddy-pice.
Fake news be kicking my ass.
Bro.
Of all people here, yes.
The rate of which.
What do you mean of all people?
The rate at which Vic falls for fake news all the time.
Yes.
It's very fast.
It's okay, Victor.
But there's also being able to decipher between what's real, what's fake,
what are sources or credible news sources or don't just see a phone.
I think with AI too it's gonna be harder.
Yeah.
Because AI you could literally create a photo.
That didn't exist before.
And you can't say that I didn't just see that.
Yes, I thought.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, remember that photo of Donald Trump getting arrested?
You're right.
And it was not true.
Yeah, in like the streets of downtown, like New York.
Yeah, I was like, oh wait, what?
And then it was all fake.
What's up, Greg?
A lot of the apps now too, they're starting to do this thing where it says this photo may not be real right under it.
Oh, really?
So they're adding that on to it.
Oh, I haven't seen that.
It says like disclaimer, this, this, this.
posts might not be true or not like...
Maybe if they see like it's generated from like a certain like server.
Yeah.
It's like it's not an actual photo.
There's so many things that are...
And it's kind of like we have our own spam folder.
Like, but now in true time and social media on the Facebook post, I know Thea's like newsflash.
Yeah.
Facebook is not all real.
No.
But there's no way to tell.
And loki, I do like that on Twitter when you see a video or something and it's not real.
Like now there can be community notes.
Like this was actually filming.
this day because a lot of stuff can happen where they use a video from another time,
another place, and then they use it for whatever narrative that they want to spend.
They take it out of context and then all of a sudden everybody thinks it's true and you're just
like, what?
No, that never happened.
Go ahead.
Like the videos of me at the club with the girl.
It's like, that's fake news.
Oh, yeah.
That one video, me at the club too, that one time they said I was doing something.
It was.
No.
We're being serious right now.
I am.
It was AI.
I hope they have the class of teaching girls how not to fall for it.
And teaching people not fall for it.
The F boys of the world.
But also, like, to your point, let you with the spam folder things, right?
Like, we were trained to, like, because like you said, we were like the first, like, with the internet, right?
So we used to get emails in our spam folder to say, hey, you want a million dollars.
Just send me your routing number or whatever.
And it's like we were trained to like, that's fake.
That's not true.
I know better.
I'm smart.
But now it's like these infographics that have a photo of somebody.
Everything.
There's whole articles and stuff like.
And now it's like running through spam in real life constantly though.
It's just thrown on you all day.
I was telling Angie like last week there was one about Rihanna being having her third child.
Like she's pregnant with the third child.
They had a photo of her being pregnant outside walking around.
But it was when she was pregnant with one of her previous children.
And I was like, hey Angie like just throwing this like your way if you want to double check it.
And we kind of have to be our own fact checkers.
Yeah.
He's like we're on air like congratulations all your third baby.
And it's not true.
Yeah, it's not true.
Then you have to be like you and the next day come on and be like, hey, that thing, that news that I told you yesterday, it was not real.
First of all, that was every single news organization gaslighting me.
Oh my gosh.
But see, if you took this media training class, you would be able to, and you would be able to, like, decipher.
Also, our kids love the fake news.
They do.
It's for the clout.
Yeah.
That's fine.
Well, the thing is, like, to that point, so Twitter has, like, good and bad, or it's not called X or whatever.
But, so the community notes, super helpful.
Yeah.
But people get paid for their tweets once their accounts get monetized, right?
So they'll get engagement by any means necessary.
So if they get a tweet that gets, you know, 2 million views, they get paid off of that.
So they're incentivized to make a fake infographic or something.
Because people are going to be like, hey, that's not true.
That's fake.
That's fake.
Whatever it is, it's engagement.
And that's good for them.
And they get paid.
Vick knows so much about this.
It's less even about the honesty and more about does it get people going.
Is it provocative?
Get the people going?
Yep.
Just for a pay.
No.
I actually stopped following a page on Twitter or X.
Yeah.
Because of the same thing.
They kept posting fake stuff and I kept following for it until I'm like, you know what?
I'm done.
I'm blocking you.
I can't anymore.
Don't say their name because Irene is in the room and you're just.
Oh, whatever.
I was talking about that one.
I was talking about like a bad bunny one.
Yeah.
And then I started sending it to Angie because it went on my algorithm.
I'm like, it's fake.
Don't believe it.
And then he said, oh, man.
He's not coming out with a double album.
Oh, I know.
Yeah, we all fell for it.
Like, whether we repost it or not, there's like a split second where we believe it.
And we are happy to believe it or mad to believe it.
Whatever it is, like, we engage with it internally.
Yeah, Maximo said this off air, but whatever class the kids are taking,
please give it to my Tias and my dad and, like, all the older.
Because they fought for it, like, you would believe.
They're so cool.
They've been falling for these fake news and someone sent them a chain letter back in the day.
Like, if you don't send this.
We'll die
It's like you said and set people
I mean I got to sit in the mail
You know
Cheyler is laughing
And that was the original fake news
I just not bring them back
Yeah
I forgot about those
Oh my God
But if you turn away from this station
Someone in a close family
Well not I'm kidding
I'm kidding
You don't know how many times
You don't know how many times
If you don't tune in every day
For the rest of the year
You know how many times
I've told my mom that's not real
Look at this baby being picked up
By an eagle
I'm like mom that is
It's fake.
That's not real.
Look at his baby bench pressing six hundred pounds.
She's like, oh my God.
But I'm looking at it because you're genuinely seeing something.
She's like, who is this?
I'm like, I don't know.
Like, it's fake.
Well, there's that.
Shout to the kids and that class that we all got to go back to school for it to get ourselves.
That was the most dark and ominous turkey I've ever heard.
Okay.
Is this turkey's mating?
Is that turkey okay?
They're mating.
But do you see how it just fades out?
Yeah.
All right.
You guys, Thanksgiving is on Thursday, okay?
We are two days away from Thanksgiving, and, you know, we're going to have a good time.
We're going to have our own little friends giving.
It's actually National Stuffing Day, and we can't get stuffed on there.
That would be crazy.
So, instead, we are going to have a stuffing shake, okay?
Greg is, like, super coconut.
And so he was like, dude, stuffing is so delicious.
Casserol is so delicious.
We're like, that's gross.
That's not a part of our feast at all during Thanksgiving.
But what we've decided to do is make stuffing shakes.
And whoever finishes first, finish it first, the person that's on the line that's like rooting for us.
So you could call and like root for whichever one of us.
And there's a lot of us.
I drink really, really slow, by the way.
So if you want to pick and someone else to drink.
I'm pretty good at these challenges generally.
Yeah, I am probably the best of the best.
Oh, oh, we're bicking ourselves up about this.
Talk about forfeiting.
Oh, yeah, I was about to say you don't even complete your challenges, though.
Yeah, you never do.
All right, but we have a four pack of tickets to go see our L.A. Kings take on the Montreal Canadiens with their cool name.
With the E.
Okay.
Yeah, why is that?
Canadian.
Canadian.
Okay, we have a four pack of tickets to see our L.A. Kings take on the Montreal Canadiens.
It's going down this Saturday.
crypto.com arena in order to win.
You got to choose the winner, winner
chicken dinner. That's right. Who is
going to stuff their face
with stuffing shake the fastest,
okay? You can call in and pick
your player, okay? There's a lot of us here.
Choose your fighter. Choose your fighter. Maximo,
who's the best at loving the clippers.
Big, who is that best at
stuffing. Loving.
Fake love. A different girl every day of
the year. Stuffing on love.
Angie, who's the best at like gossiping. So that
She just got a good mouth on her.
Yeah.
Greg.
Greg.
He loves something.
Or you could choose me.
You could choose Irene.
Like, I had to pause, like whichever one.
But whoever chooses the right person, you get this four pack of tickets to go to see the L.A. Kings.
All right.
So hit us up.
818.
52059.
On the way back, Angie right now and Greg, they're making the shakes.
I low-key don't trust them.
I don't trust them.
I feel like they're going to put ice cream in their shakes and then they're going to put gizzards in ours.
Yeah, we'll find out after this.
It's Power 106, LA's number one for hip-hop.
Buenos Diaz.
Good morning, Los Angeles.
Wake up, my little turkeys.
It's a long turkey.
That's a very long turkey.
Brownback mornings, Power 106.
I'm Rosecrans, Vic, and Lettie is blending.
I'm kind of scared.
blending up a storm over here of the stuffing, and it looks disgusting.
Why is it?
It's disgusting.
Yeah, I can't lie.
It looks pretty bad.
All the stuffing was frozen
So we had to like
Add water
Yeah it's been
And then I got the weakest blender in the world
It's a single man's blender
He has a single man's blender
I thought this was like the Nutra Bullet
Like no this is the bootleg Nutra Bullet
Honestly I didn't even look at the
Its capacity is like I don't know how you blend anything
It's one fruit per serving like on this blender
It's only blend bananas
It shows you how often I use it pretty much.
It's probably still in the box.
No, I definitely use it, but like, yeah, not for like this heavy-duty stuff.
My thing is, Vic is like, we're like, who's bringing what tomorrow?
I got the blend.
I got the blender.
I got the super power blender.
The blender that doesn't blend is what I brought up, apparently.
I'm not liking how it looks inside of that blender right now.
Yeah, it doesn't.
Oh.
All right, there's four cups.
Okay.
There's more than four of us in here.
So what are we doing, Vic?
All right, so we are going to be giving away these L.A. Kings versus Montreal Canadian tickets.
If you choose your fighter, if you choose Vic, if you choose Maximo, if you choose Leti, Angie, Greg, Irene, whoever finishes first will, and you choose them, you will get the grand prize of four tickets.
We're only able to do four. So you're going to call us and you're going to choose only.
Like, I guess we're going to go to four.
Four people. If we blend any other, we'll get it like by the time Brianna's on air.
So you choose four of us.
Yes.
Yes.
All right.
First four people on the line.
Who we choosing?
Who we got?
Who we got on line?
First line.
Just go through line one.
Who's on line one?
Line one.
Lawrence.
Lawrence.
Lawrence.
Lawrence.
Lawrence, who's your fighter?
Who are you choosing to down one of these?
Boom.
I got you.
All right.
Lawrence is on line one.
Who's on line two?
Hi, how this girl.
My name is Dominique.
Dominic.
Dominic's choosing Maximo.
Yeah.
All right.
Maximo.
Okay, right.
Better up.
Brother, who's on line three, Irene?
I haven't answered that one yet.
Four.
Oh, okay.
So go to four.
It's Angel from Southgate.
Angel, from Southgate.
Angel, good morning.
Good morning, Larry.
How you doing?
Amazing.
Angel, who are you choosing?
Who's your fighter?
I'm going to go with my guy, Greg.
Greg.
All right.
All right.
And then who's up next?
Who's next?
Who's next?
It's Nate from Anna.
Who?
Nate from Anaheim.
Nate from Anaheim.
Nate.
Hey, how are you going guys?
Who are you choosing?
Irene.
All right, boom.
There are four players.
Angie, would you like to tell us what's in this soup of...
Yeah, what did you put in there?
Roast turkey.
There's stuffing, gravy and mashed potatoes.
There's marshmallows.
There's also...
Whoa.
I'm not...
Marshmills on good.
Yeah, there's cranberries as well.
We added cranberries.
It's fried onion.
The smell of this is gnarly.
We casseroled it up.
Yeah.
It's all right.
Is this a casserole?
This is what's in your stomach.
This is your protein shape.
This looks like when my dog threw up in the morning.
Oh.
Why does your dog throw up in the morning?
Is everything okay, huh?
Tender white meat turkey and stuffing in a home style gravy with russet mashed potatoes.
Sounds good.
And then, yeah, and then we added the.
And then I was low-key looking for cranberry sauce because Greg says everyone eats it.
But I found cranberries sauce.
So we're putting cranberries in there.
Marshmallows because they put them in the yams, you know?
Yes.
Those are good.
Oh, you're right.
And then the onions, they go on castroles, right?
Right?
Yes, no.
Yeah, it goes on casserole.
This is the, nothing could smell this from a mile away.
All right.
Well, you're doing it for the people.
This is what you eat at Thanksgiving, you said.
No, this is not what I ate.
This is Thanksgiving.
Yeah, this is.
You're doing it for the people?
You ready, Mike?
I need an empty cup.
You ready?
There's napkin.
Nobody chose me.
I know.
I know.
I'm so sad about it.
No, no, no, can do it.
Running.
Ready?
Three, two, one.
Oh, they're gold feet.
They're gold feet.
Maximo, drink.
Drink, bro.
No.
Go.
Greg, Greg, Greg.
My money's on Greg.
Go, go, go, go.
I lost.
I lost.
You guys.
Irene.
Greene has to take it.
It's all full.
Greg, you tasted worse.
Oh, my God.
He's going to throw out.
He's like dog.
I'm watching you, bro.
Taste it worse.
Maximon, Irene, haven't tried anything.
They're not even trying.
I'm trying not to vomit.
Moximo, you're not even trying.
Greg, you don't miss her?
It doesn't make you miss her?
Oh my gosh.
Smell this.
No, I can't smell it.
I'm sorry, my ears hurt.
Greg, you're gonna vomit turn around.
I'm not right.
Just drink it.
This hurts.
Who went for Greg?
Angel online for.
Angel, you what?
Angel, you are going for the LA King.
You're gonna get four tickets to go see the LA Kings take on the Montreal Canaan.
That's what she said.
Greg
Talk to your turkey
Gobler over here
Say thank you to Greg
Angel
Thank you Greg
I know you've been waiting for this
I've been waiting for this dog for a while
You know
You're waiting for your moment
Finally one in the wind column
Let's go Greg
All right
If you're looking for a friend's giving game
Just scramble up a bunch of
A bunch of stuffing
Just make sure that you have
cranberries and marshmallow
And a throw can
There's no garlic thing
There's no garlic oil.
You didn't drink.
He's not acting right now.
It's in my breath.
There's an aftertaste to it.
Yeah, I'm stuck crazy.
I'm stuck on that right now.
I can't unsmell it.
Somebody door dash us Listerine or something.
Mouthful like Thanksgiving.
What a great time.
I didn't even take anything.
It's not even a sip.
It tastes like 3 a.m. regret.
That's what it tastes like.
Coming up.
We're gobbling glizzies.
Keep it here.
It's power windows.
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