Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep. 119 (12/12/23)

Episode Date: December 12, 2023

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This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? It was Shohay's idea. Yeah. It was his idea, okay? We're talking about the crazy deal that the Dodgers got on Shohey Otani. Oh, yeah.

The bargain. The details are coming out about this deal because it's a great, it's a crazy bargain. Like Clarna couldn't even give deals this good. Okay? They got him on Clarno, you guys. They got him on Clarno. Wait, are you guys from? No, so Shohayotani, he got a $700 million deal.

Incredible deal. This doesn't happen in baseball. This is just like huge deal. Sports in general. But like Vic was saying yesterday, it was deferred. So what that means is they only have to pay him $2 million every year for the next 10 years. And then after that, they pay him the rest of it. Yes.

Right? But he, apparently, he built out this deal because he wanted to be able to build the team around him. So I know, like, his Dodgers are getting a lot of, like, how, like, that's kind of messed up. Yeah. 700 million and you only get 2 million a year. Like to count on, there's a thing called a luxury tax, right? And you can't go over it or else you have to pay a penalty.

But they found a way around it to where they only pay, instead of 70 million on the books, they only pay $2 million on the book. So $68 million discount every year, it allows them to buy $68 million more worth the players. Yeah. Otherwise, they'd be capped. Like, they literally cannot buy anything. They have to ask for donations or fund me. all of that because that money is not there for them to pay that much.

Exactly. It's so dope. He really wanted to be a Dodger. He did. I'm pretty sure there are other teams that were like, whatever you want, you can have it. And then they're like, hey, we're just going to give you $2 million a year. He didn't want to leave like the L.A. area. Yeah.

He wanted to be a Dodger. He wanted to be a Dodger initially. Angels probably would have paid it more too. Yeah, but he really loves L.A. Yeah. He loves a Dodgers. Don't we all? Just say it.

No, I'm not going to say it. Don't we all? So when. When show. If O'Haye came to the Angels six years ago, the National League didn't have a designated hitter. So he didn't want to do that. He didn't want to come to L.A. and have to play outfield or something.

He wanted to literally just hit. So it turns out that he wanted to be a Dodger all along, and Angels were just a pit stop. Hey, this is the first time I learned that in baseball, you can just be a hitter. Yes. Designated hitter. Because, like, when you play baseball, everyone gets to hit. Everyone has to play a base and whatever. There's someone that literally doesn't even touch the outfield.

He's just like a mercenary. He's just a hitter. He's just sitting there until it's a time. Bro, that's so tight. Yeah. That show me now. Because I feel like being in the outfield is the work you pay to hit. Literally, yeah.

A lot of people don't want to play defense or like be on first base or whatever. But no, yeah, he's literally. We never want to be on first base. It's usually like the power hitters out of the DHS too. Yeah. The guys that can have that power and just bring everybody in. Yeah. So who is it for a harder.

It's Olatina. Oh, Tocanine. Who was it before? Oh, J.D. Martinez. Oh. Wow, Martinez vibes. Yeah. By the way, his jersey is already on sale.

On pre-sale. Pre-sale. Did you get it, Greg? That's about to go crazy. No, I'm going to just get it at the store. Oh, could you want to go for the experience? You want to go to the Dodgers Stadium? There's more stores that have this jersey, guys.

You want to go to the Dodger store? Just say it for. Yeah. No. No. A store of baseball that is blue. He wants to go to the Dodgers section. And speaking of his jersey, I remember I was telling you guys about how Joe Kelly was number 17.

Yeah. And his family was super supportive. Like even his Joe Kelly's wife was like welcoming Otani. Like we'll change the number. You can have it. And then like she said something about like giving them free tacos and stuff. Like it's really dope. I got your Joe.

Yeah. I think he's number 99 now. I think he's going to be number 99. Joe Kelly is. Yeah, Joe Kelly. Yeah. Because we re-signed Joe Kelly. Shout out to Joe Kelly because that's cool guy.

Yeah. He, he's, so 17 is Otani. Yeah. That means, dude, 17 is your number. I'm so excited about this. Yeah, I'm telling you. And then can we talk about Otis dog real quick? Yes.

Okay, what happened? Like, he supposedly. So he had a dog that he didn't want to tell anybody what the name was. That's hilarious. And apparently, apparently it was something Dodger related. We still don't know exactly what the dog is named. Oh, my God. But people were saying it was Dodger related.

So it would be like Dodger dog? That, exactly. Oh, but imagine, like, you play for. Imagine you're an angels. And then you go over like his teammates. What's the dog name? A dog? His name is a dog.

Yeah. Yeah, like trying to hide the name of your dog is hilarious. Yeah, he didn't want to tell anybody. Yeah. He wanted to be here. I'm just glad you're now part of the team that you truly wanted to be able. All that's to get swept. Yes.

And stop it. Stop it, dog. And now we're like favored to, of course we're like already favored to win the World Tour. And that's just with him batting. That's not even him with batting and pitching. I know. Because he does both.

because that's something else I learned. Yes. All right. Take that. Gregory. Shout to the Dodgers. Shout to Los Angeles. Simp.

Or Pimp. B-I-M-P. SIMS S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T. You got an ex-user. Well, Twitter, formerly known as Twitter. Oh, I'm like an ex. I know, yeah. Crioli Fices.

And they post. They posted a screenshot of their wife's contact. Okay. And in this contact, you see the notes section, which, honestly, I've never put used to. Yeah. I didn't even know. I didn't know that. No.

But in the note section, it had every restaurant's name with the order that they like. Not that they like. Her order. Yeah, her order. So, like, it would be like a restaurant name, and then they'll be like number eight, no tomatoes. And then there'll be like a cheeseburger, Sprite, light ice. Like, very detailed things for every restaurant. Nine.

It's nine of them, right? Yes. Wow. And I was like, first of all, I didn't know notes existed. Amazing. Second of all, who does this? That's smart. Who does it?

Yeah. Simps. Simps. Like, imagine. Instead of having to text your girl or your guy all the time, it's like, whoop, right there. I would rather send a time. Or get it wrong.

Yeah, or get them what you think they like you get mad at you. I do that. And they slap the door in the room and they don't talk to you, but they're hungry. Whoa. So they take the bag when you're not looking and they still eat it. No, I don't know. I don't know what they do. It's crazy.

You're still gonna eat it at the end of the day, right? Yeah, but I'm mad. Yeah. I'm gonna eat it, but I won't eat you. Oh. Wow. Yeah. That's crazy.

That must have been an argument one day and then that turned into it. This was a solution? Yeah. Oh. You guys don't have, you've never made notes for it, girl. Don't like, don't like. Don't like anything. If I did that, I would probably run out of storage of my own.

Vic, you are a simp. You've never had it one time where you were like, okay, I'm dating this girl. Like, these are like really special things that I know about her. No, it's because I always, I'm like, if we make it past two months, then I'll start recording stuff, you know. I think in the early stages, in the early stages, you're more like, quote-unquote, like in love. Yeah, like honeymoon stage or whatever. Yeah. When you're like, okay, her favorite color is this.

Favorite movie is this. You know what? No, I should. Nope. To be honest, I should because I put it just, I'm just like, I'll remember. And then I panic and I'm like, wait, was that her or was that somebody else? And then I'm scared. I'm like, I don't want to say it because I don't want to get it wrong.

I'm looking at my notes right now. Just be quiet. All I got is rap bars on my notes. I got. Oh, my. The thing is that it's not even in the notes section. It's in the context. Yeah.

But I'm just saying keeping notes in general about a person. It's never had that. No, that'd be a trip, though. If you go into someone's notes and it has, like, yeah, when I saw this, like, my instant reaction was just like, oh, my God, what it's a sim. Yep. Hey, then you're like, realized,

Simp is Pimp. No, it's not. No, it's not. It's not. It's not Pimp or Pimp. Simp is Pimp. Because I think that's the sweetest thing a guy can do to get a girl and keep a girl. To take notes on her?

To pay attention to detail. No, she's got no about her. Yeah, okay. So then how come girls can never do that for us, huh? We already do. We don't need notes. I bet you right now she knows your order for every stupid restaurant and you guys aren't even together.

Nope, probably not. Yes, it's plain everything because you're still a little kid and you eat like a kid. She knows me, she doesn't know me. Yes, it's kids meals. Chicken syrup. You're very easy. We don't need to do the notes. She will never find out who I am.

Exactly. She doesn't know me. Fine. You don't know yourself, brother. You don't know yourself. You don't know yourself. You think you know me. You're sending you.

Pardry's fan with the LA tattoo We're talking about notes here. This dude is a simple note. Greg says, Cheeseburger plain, no cheese? Yes. It's not a lie. Look at him.

Look at him. How'd you know? Look at him. See what it does? Marcus most taking notes on me now. I don't know. And he, yeah. Does Marcus have notes about you?

Don't judge me. I'm the one that has notes for him. Oh, that's all that fancy. Are you looking at your notes? No, but I mean, I have like his size. this like what t-shirt sites is isn't that sweet fools isn't that sweet size she should just know yeah his favorite color that's why forget yeah dyslexia you know the numbers get mixed up is that numbers in that moment if you don't text me back you're not getting anything that's it

oh you have to text you to ask her yeah do you want anything and you don't text me all right you're didn't get anything yeah you don't even know she's you're supposed to get the attentive no is she's that attentive to what sangella's uh shirt size depends if she wants to Oh my God. I bet you she knows your shirt size. Yeah, because I have shirts delivered all the time. Oh, that's why. That makes a few.

No, I mean, I think this is very sweet. If a girl, like, just knew my McDonald's order or something, I would just be like, all right, that's pretty cool. Like, without having me say anything, you know, I would be impressed. So you would take her to McDonald's first and then order, and then you would expect her to remember what you ordered. Yeah, because I get the same order. Like, I'm very much, I get the same thing every time. Pretty much anywhere I go. What's your order?

McDouble with mac sauce, spicy chicken, value fries, and a drink. That's so complicated. Why can you be like a number one? He needs a small fries. Yeah, small fries. Yeah. I don't want a number one.

I want a mac sauce. I want a McDouble with macaws. What number is that? It's not a number. It's special. It's bomb. Oh, my goodness. That's complicated.

You know what the thing is about me is like, I always change my order everywhere I go. Yeah, and I think that's the thing would do. You guys are willing to try other stuff. I'm very like if I eat this, I'm familiar to it. That's what I want. That's what I like. That makes sense. Notes on me, she's very obsessive.

I don't know why. I feel like she's like kind of weird to me. Just having all these notes like, why do you need a notes? Well, it depends what the notes are. The notes aren't like in at 1230. They're not these eyebrows hair. Yeah. Yeah.

It's not creepy like that. It's just little notes for them to remember. At 3.30, Greg needs naps. It also has to be a girl you're like, they're dating. Angie and her man are dating. It's not weird to him. And have you heard him? Yeah, he's a simp.

Yeah. I'm very happy. What does he call you again? Because simp is Pimp. Simp is Pimp. Simp is Piff. Sim is Piff. Sim is Pimp.

Sim is Pimp. Sim is Piff. Have notes on the person you care about that. Scrolling with the homie. Yeah. Hey, lady. Hey. Hey.

Tiss the season to be jolly, right guys? What did you say? Tiss the season to be jolly. What did you say? Tiss the season. Oh, tith. Tis. Tis.

Tis. Tis. Tis. You're saying it with like a S, but it's just sound more like a Z. Yeah. Tis. Tis. Tis.

Tis. Tis. Let's try a different word. Say jingle bell. Jingle bell. Jingle. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It's like he was saying chingle blinger blinger. I was like I did a chingle. I was like a what? No, chingobells. Chingabels. Tis the season to be jolly. Okay, go.

Yes, it is. And for dad jokes. Oh my gosh, this is Vicks time right now. Exactly. This teacher is so happy about his classroom and his dad jokes, but the best part about it is that none of the students like the jokes and the awkwardness that they give him. Ready, listen to this. What?

No, no. No, no. The best present you can ever give is a broken drum. Why? You can't beat it. These are jokes, people. Let's get in a holiday spirit. That's one joke. And he's not done there. He keeps going. Good joke today. What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Polar Bear food? Craig, I'm going to just. Kick him out?

His class didn't laugh. His class didn't laugh. At all of him. So do you think that we would laugh? No, and that's the best part. So you're putting something for us not to laugh. Yes. So who sent you?

Because who said, which one of our ops sent you to give us bad audio so that people don't listen to us anymore? You know why? I feel like this would happen to Vic. What? My jokes aren't that bad. Jesus. I don't know about that one. And mine are way more perverted for the record.

Yeah. And the drum joke? That chicken would be getting choked. Exactly. Yeah. Whoa. And the drum joke was, it was decent. Yeah, you can't beat it.

And he keeps going and going. There's like multiple videos throughout the whole. It's the delivery that he makes it so awkward. And that's why it just reminded me of Vic because we're all like, just look at him like. It reminded you of Vic? Yeah, because it just, because the guys old. Stop thinking about Vic. We all just look at him every time.

Because I'm a dad. Wait, were you doing this when you were laying in. in bed before he went to sleep. Wait a minute. And he said, this is it. And he said, this is it. This is it. This reminds me of Vick.

He's like, scrolling with my broski. And Vick, you are a dad. Maximo is also a dad. Yeah. But you're the only dad. I hear you're a dad. You're a Dill. I'm the only dad in the world.

You're a dad he liked a friend. You're right. I don't know why when I think of a dad. I think of Vick and not you, Maximo. I don't know why. Why? It does. No, that just blew my mind right now.

But you do, you have a little Emmy and a little... He's a soccer dad. I have a younger spirit. Is that what it is? Yeah. And you actually really like his kids. Aww. No, you do.

I do. What you got against Lil Vic? No. So she would know that that he's a dad. Yeah, I would think so. But no, I don't know why I think of your awkward little chokes. You, Vic. Exactly.

The jokes, right? You think of Vic when you hear the Not like that. Not like that. Do you want to play another one of these little jokes that makes no one love? All right there. There's another one. Come on. I want to hear.

I can tell you something. I can tell you something. I can tell you something. I ready. What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? What? The alphabet. I like that.

That one's cute. That's a good one. That's a good one. What do snowmen call their offspring? Uh-oh. Children. That was really. Are you getting ready to be a dad?

No. Sounds like you. You have a secret three-year-old son? You're doing really good at these dadjo. I have a lot of Google right now. He's pregnant. It just comes natural. Yo.

You're naturally a dad. I got one more. One more. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? How much? Nothing. It was on the house. I don't get that one.

Oh, because the sleigh goes on the house. It was on the house. Okay. I think that we're good. All right. Any ladies, if you want to let this full shoot of the club, let him be, you guys know what that means. Yes, that's what I mean.

Let him, let him be a daddy this time next Christmas. He comes equipped with dad jokes. No, no. He's already a dad. All right. Hey, Greg, what did a little three-year-old boy say to you? What? See how terrible that joke was?

He has a secret kid. He has a secret kid. He has a secret joke. He has a secret joke. You were hiding a child. Broke up with you three months later she was pregnant. And then we looked her up and we looked up the kid. And the kid looks like you.

That looks nothing like me. No, it doesn't. Were you not blonde when you're little? I was, but that looks nothing like. Boom, that little kid is blonde. It has his eyes all droopy like your eyes are. He had the same. I'm tired.

I'm tired. All right. Let's put up the side by side. No, we're not. No, we're not. At all. No. That kid looks to nothing like me.

And it's just a coincidence. You put dad jokes in your little thing. You're getting you a little heart. Your little heart is like, oh my God. It couldn't be mine. You heard it's growing. Never telling dad jokes again. I'm gonna hit her up on Facebook.

See if she's willing to do paternity test. No. Live. Liar! All in favor say aye. Aye. You have been vetoed. Democracy.

Pirre 106. L.A. Zembro for hip. I just want to talk to my family members over here. The single ones. Vic. Yep. And Greg.

And Jose, but it's Jose. Wait, Irene's not single? This is more for all the guys. No, you know what? Maybe Irene needs you. Okay. One of you did a date of. dentist please.

A dentist. Please date a dentist. Please stop dating dental assistant. Shout to them. I know you're fine. Please date a dentist. Why? Because I need better dental work at a cheaper price and I feel like let's

benefit off of one of you dating a dentist. All right. Say less. Have them side of my DMs. What's up? Oh my God. Now like that. Please date a dentist, please.

I will try my best. Yeah. Usually it's dental assistance for me. But you know what? 2024, I got to take that leap. Yeah. Get up to hygienist. Dental hygienist.

Yeah. That sounds like a challenge. And it has been accepted. I think you could definitely do it. Please, please do it because I need to help. Yesterday I went and I got a crown, right? And not the nice pretty ones that make you feel like a pretty princess top of your head. The ones that make you feel like, why am I here?

Have you ever felt like just, I felt like crying? Like, but I'm like, be a man, let me be a man, be a man. But I felt like I was just so sore and I was just like, I'm sorry, my mouth was open all crazy. Yeah. Just like they kept working on it. And then they, they, I think the cavity was really, really. big and they were like the doctor the dentist was like yeah you know it's just like a really big cavity so like we have to keep going in there keep going in there and then they do this thing where they like

stuff it yeah and by the time they were stuffing it the anesthesia was going away and I'm like I can feel it I can feel it like I was just in there for so long I went there at three left like at seven and then they're like yeah and then my gums started getting irritated and they're like yeah you know but we have to put a lot of pressure because since your gums are irritated they're getting getting swollen so they're not letting us get a clear impression and they have to stick the crown in and put cement or whatever it was horrible and i'm like i have to pay a thousand dollars for this one crown with insurance and then i'm like i have to pay a thousand dollars for like hell yeah yeah like you know like it's like but please if if you guys date a dentist maybe it will probably be like

i'm gonna not in mexico full i was about to say biquana did you taste the cement when they put it in No. I hate that. I hate it. It tastes so gross. No. But it was just a lot. And granted,

it was a nice dental establishment. They're just doing their job. Yeah. They do the devil's work. I don't know who wakes up and chooses. Hey, I want to be a dentist, but they're out there. I always wondered too.

I'm like, who chooses this? Yeah. Why do you want to be smelling people's breath all day? All day. And then seeing it bleed. The worst thing is the sound. The sound. That's how I know that we're not in the future.

Because we still to this day do not have dental tools that don't sound like crazy like torture it should be just lasers like yeah you're done honestly because sometimes even when I go cleaning for a cleaning and then I just hear the yeah 30 you guys I start panicking that alone hurts you like I forget how to breathe and then I panic myself I'm like I think I'm choking on side on my saliva yes my Google searches when they gave me a moment to like breathe a little bit we're like how do you find a dentist that just puts you to sleep during the whole scene.

Like I'm like, I just want to be asleep for this. Because it's too much to keep hearing the, and imagine they hear it all day. Some of the tools. And you can't talk. You're just thinking you're just thinking. I don't know if I'd call my eyes,

look up at this weird light, like that's crazy. Did you need the stove on? Yeah, look at the dentist. Like, you know what he's doing his work. Yeah. Just dentistry is crazy and it just reminds me of how primitive we still are. Like I was literally sitting there, you guys. This is my thoughts.

And I was like, this is like what narcos do a cartel torture like they just like if you were to just I would tell you everything if you were to just do me crowns and wanted info I'll tell you whatever you need to know

I'll tell you who it was it feels like torture type things why does dentistry feel like that and it's just the chair sitting right there in the spotlight yeah some of those tools are like the car tools too that they use to like break your teeth

and say that don't tell me yeah I already yeah yeah I'm already traumatized by a dentist. Yeah, I'm traumatized by a dentist too. So if you are two, you're not alone. I had so much dental work when I was a kid, like literally like 9, 10, 11 years old.

Yeah. So by the time I became an adult, I'm just like, dude, I'm over. I'm used to it, but at the same time, it's like, it just reminds me of that time. Yes. And then I'm like in my brain, I'll never eat another candy yet. I'll stop eating for a rocher. And you know what's worse is the guilt the dentist gives you. I know I'm doing wrong, bro.

Right. That's right here. He literally sat me up after he did my crown. I took freaking three hours. And he was like, so what is it? Are you brushing twice a day? Are you floss? And I was like, I don't know.

It's everything. I just wanted to cry. You guys don't lie to the dentist? You guys don't lie to the dentist? I'll be like, I only brush about six times a day. You can see in your mouth. I can see it in your mouth. You're lying.

You're not brushing correctly, Big. So if there's any single dentist out there, like, who want to hook up with the homies and give me a look up on your head. Might as well you guys date. I know. Ohos, locals, waitresses. There's no problem with that. Might as well date a dentist. I'm down.

Yeah. I like that idea. Get to it, guys. Sounds good to me. You get wings and dental work? That's crazy. Wings and a filling? No.

Maximo. You say you got the plague? Yeah. It's a Mexico plug. Yes, for sure. The Mexico. Everyone was telling me. Go to Mexico, go to TJ.

I don't know why that sounds scary. It does. Well, the scary part is just the driving back with like a swollen mouth. Yeah. I always feel like I'm scared of that because I know it's cheaper, but I'm like, what if I get an infection? Yep. That's just my thing. Like, what if I just lose my tooth and then now I'm toothless?

Bro, not to keep telling you about my life, but oh my God, I have to tell you. They switched the dentist on me, like midway? Midway. And I was like, I at least like this first dentist. knew he was doing it and not that the other one didn't but the other one came in like oh I earned a glass of wine tonight who'd you get for secret Santa what are you gonna get I need oven mitts like she was like not paying attention to my workout she's talking to like the assistant assistant she's like oh did he do the packing and then he just starts like doing the thing in my mouth and I'm like he did it he did it I was about to ask that too like how do you switch dentists in the middle of person did you do this shit's over when they ask you questions when you can't literally talk yeah yeah They're like, uh-uh, and then you're just like, uh-huh. It was just a lot, you guys.

I went home. I took a pain bill and I woke up and I'm hurt. Damn, I just feel bad for you because you said you were already traumatized. Because of that. Yeah, because you were- And one took a break. So my trauma comes from when I was little and they had put, they put me in the chair, you know how they put the little gel on you?

Yeah. Before they put the anesthesia. So they put the little gel on me and then that girl took a break. Nice. Right? The guy, the dentist comes in and instead of like, probably checking with her, like, did, I don't know, like, did we put the thing on her? Yeah. Just started working as if they put the whole anesthesia in me, like the needle.

Wow. They just put the swab before the needle. And then then just go to work. And I'm screaming and I'm yelling. My dad even told me he jumped over the counter to come inside. It was crazy, like super crazy. Wow. That's down.

That they were just like, no, it's just a kid crying because she doesn't want to be here. And I literally felt everything. Wow. And now she's, as an adult. This other one. What? Angie, I was thinking of that and I was going to cry. Like, I was like, should I cry?

Should I just start crying? So did you? Yesterday were like, have you took your break yet? Make sure you don't take your break right now. Yeah, no, when they switched, that was peak triggering anxiety for me. Wow. When the new girl came. Yeah.

And it was nice. She probably did her in that glass of wine and all that stuff she was talking about. But at that point, I didn't want to hear it. I guess they put like a string in my tooth. And then she's like, hey, can you let me please ask Dr. What color string he put in her tooth? Because I can't find it. And I was like, oh my God, now they can't find a string?

Where do the strings go? You swallow it. Yeah. What if in your file, they have notes. They definitely have notes. They better. No, I tell them that's the fact. Oh, because she has trauma.

I told them I have anxiety. Yeah. And that's something you guys should do. Like, if you genuinely have dentist anxiety, they know people are afraid of the dentist. So they kind of are a little bit nicer to you. And they ask you how you're doing every two seconds. And then. They do.

Yeah. Because I have the same thing. I have the problem with my jaw. And so they know I can't. have my mouth open for too long. Otherwise, it starts to go locking. That's genuinely Angie's jaw. Yeah, that's my jaw. So they know, like,

they have it on their notes like, hey, she cannot be like that for a while. Weird jaw. Like, that's what they say. Jaw rules. For Angie. All right. I'm sorry how to get that. I'm like, I think we can already with dentists stuff.

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What do you say when you see someone? Hi. What about when they leave? Bye! Good job. See, look at us. All right, look, Northwest, Kanye and Kim's daughter made her rap debut, you guys. Look, so Kanye had a live stream for his new album with Thai Dalla Sign, titled Vultures,

and the most surprising feature. The most surprising part of the whole thing was when Kim's oldest daughter, Northwest, came, and wrapped on a song. Listen to this. She sounds good. She does. She wraps like Kanye. I couldn't understand it.

And then I was like, oh, it's just because we like La Norte, but like, yeah, yeah, yeah. She does good. Bestie. Bestie test me. Westie. Miss Westie.

I thought it was pretty good. She's on that song with James Blake. So it's like, that's major. Yeah. She's definitely going to get that in. And you know what's cool? She has confidence.

She has the Kanye confidence about it. 100%. She's going to try everything. She's going to say how she feels, all that good stuff. Are we going to hear that Adonis future as well? On a Kanye album? Adonis in his, come on, that'd be awesome.

Their dads hate each other, fool. It's a tournament. It's a competition, if anything. Bring them together. If anything, annoying Drake, he's going to have Adonis date Northwest just to break up with her just to get at the dad. Yeah. That's how crazy the beef is. Or Kanye will write a bar for Northwest to diss.

Adonis. Or push a T will write the ball. bar to disadonness. That sounds like something push it would do. Yeah. Yeah. That's really tight. And shout out to Northwest, baby girl.

Exactly. Keep reaching for your dreams. That's right. All right, that was your word on Rosecrans. Brought to you by local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Rose Kranz, Vickford Brownback Mornings. I'm Power 106.

What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esa? Don't you know I'm local? All right. We know way too much about Edwin Castro. Who's Edwin Castro, everybody? My cousin.

The Lotto, Mr. Lotto. Why do we know that? That's a regular name. Why do we know who that fool is? Because he's the luckiest man. We go way back. Yeah. We go way back elementary school.

If you didn't know, Edwin Castro won, like, the most, like, lottery winnings in recent history, he's a billionaire full. But what we know more about him now is that he went back to where he was raised in Altadena, and he bought a house for his mother of 4 million Japanese-inspired home in Altadina for moms, which. which is really nice. I don't know why we know this stuff. Our real estate agents like in cahoots with TMZ.

Oh, yeah. That's wild that they care this much. Yes, because there's winners all around the world, but the freak, the freaking fact that we know what Edwin Castro is doing is crazy. As well as he's enlisted his younger brother to help manage his assets. So he's keeping this in the family.

That's nice. That's really nice. Sounds like a terrible idea. Yeah. My little brother is going to all of a sudden be a financial consultant. Probably because like, Hey, bro, you, you're spending too much. Let me spend that.

I don't know. Your little brother's bigger than you. Yes, he is. He'll be my bodyguard. That part. I mean, you say your sister. Your sister helps you not, not like, over splurge, right? Oh, yeah.

When we go to the store and I know I shouldn't be buying anything, like I have her hold my wallet. Yeah. But then you get super impulsive like, hey, my, my. Yeah, then I'm like, oh, I have Apple Bay. So, ha, ha. I do the same thing at the club. For your sibling? My sister holds my wallet because I'll be buying everybody.

drinks. Wow. Yeah, that's what I do. Siblings are really good financial advisors. But just holding your wallet. My sister knows what the deals are. If I'm like, hey, I have this much money, I want to buy like that.

She's like, yeah, okay, cool. Same thing with my sister. She knows all the coupons how to use and things like that. We need to show love more to our siblings and keeping our money tighter. There's a big difference between that and knowing like the annual percentage yield and like where the economy is going to go and where he should place his money. like this totally seems like he was just like, hey, this was pretty good at math. Hey, fool.

You could take care of my money, right? I would rather trust and get effed over by my sibling than like a stranger. Because any financial advisor is going to do the same thing. I mean, it's a lot of curse. He's going to lose it all anymore. His brother's going to go through crypto. You droo. That crypto sucks.

His brother's going to keep coming with like, I got this idea. Yeah. So should he have kept his family out? Yes, keep your family out of it. You guys are horrible. Really? I know. I would hire my brother to do nothing and pay him.

Yes, I'd rather do that. I rather do that. That's essentially what he's doing. No. Don't give him a title. Don't give him no responsibility. Yeah. He's enlisted his younger brother to help manage the assets.

That's crazy. That's literally. And the assets would probably be the homes right now because we know all these homes that he's buying. All right, well, just so you know to my sister, Monica, I would allow you. one type of financial job in my if I were to be a billionaire and you too she knows the coupons she knows the coupons she knows the deals she knows when to shop your sister clearly make sure that you don't buy girls drinks that don't deserve it that's a woman i mean your sister tries yeah she tries yeah i'm talking about the hell kitty you get sick me yeah but you too my siblings look just

they're hired to do nothing breathe Vanessa angel just sit there make me laugh occasionally just don't stress me out like just I'll take care of the rest like you just don't touch my money Yeah, I'll shoot you some bread. Don't worry about it. Who's going to be your financial advisor? You're going to be in charge of your own assets? No, a professional with a license. Not the fool.

He's in charge of the homes. He's like, hey, homes, take care of my home. Yes. My gosh. That's not as bad as you may think it is. Just saying. And shout out to Edwin Castro, the homie, the cousin or my cousin. Hey, if you need us to hold something, if you need us to be some sort of title in you.

If you need me to house it, I'm more than available. Edwin, when your brother splurges and blows all your money, if you need a job, to say. Rosecan Media's looking. No, if he just needs a friend, someone to hang out with, how he'll judge him for the money, isn't out to get him. I don't even care how much money that. Yeah.

Let's keep it, bro. A real fan will keep it real. He doesn't need you, Maximo, because he has me as his cousin. Oh, if he wasn't from parents, I'm here. Edward Castro, just be our friend, please. Be our secrets that no. That's how old six. Speaking of the dentist, sorry, I had to bring it up again.

I forgot to say what happened. What? They were like, hey, So, like, you need a crown and here's the price if you get the one that looks stupid and ugly and silver and all that. And then here's the price if you get the one that's like really good for you and it's going to last longer. It was like this one cost like $300. This, like the first one that shows a little bit gray. I'll be a silver tooth adult.

And then they're like, you could get that one or you could get the one that's really good for you less longer. It looks like a tooth or whatever. And it was $1,000. And I was like, well, duh. You got a half a little. You're giving me options, dog. You got to haggle with them as crazy as that sounds. Like, they're literally, they shoot you with the high and it's like after you be like, nah.

This isn't TJ. Yeah. No, trust me. You can do that to the dentist dog. Yes, you can. You'll be like, nah, I don't think so. And then I'm like, how much does your insurance? My insurance cover?

Oh, like $90. I was like, okay. No. No, I'm telling you. Dentists is a scam. Real, real dentists, no. They hit you with a high. What I, because I literally Googled.

I'm like, why does dentists crown cost so much? And then they were like, oh, because of the. supply and all this stuff like there's there the work put in low-key while they were torturing me and putting in the crowd I'm like yeah I'm getting my 500 or my thousand dollars worth that's crazy you're trying to make yourself feel better I was trying to make myself feel better you can always like you know call the fraud that you know I never got no I don't even have to you yeah what I love stop telling my secrets scumcy more right here all right look keep it here because on the way we're

helping the homie out inside the homie help line who are we helping Victor we're helping the homie Joseph, he needs our help. He wants to pop the question before the end of the year. Wow. But he's running out of time. Yeah. Yeah. It's like three weeks at the end of the year. Oh, Joseph. And he's sweating it. He's sweating it. Let's get into it next. It's power 106. Yes, Buenos Aires. We're about to get into Homey Helpline, but before we do, we do have some chat outs. Yes, we do. First of all, I want to play this. It's Angie's Christmas lights. Irene, what's a mamacita? Leti we have a whole lot of belateds we have to wish two people.

I know. Daniel Carreros wants to wish his daughter, happy belated. Oh, that's the homie. Yeah. What's his daughter's name? He didn't tell me his daughter's name. Hey, you guys, why do you do that to your kids? You're like, hey, I'm so and so from this city.

Shout out my daughter. What's her name? Like, just say you want to shout out. Vic, what's her name? I don't know. That's your homie. He's from the chat. Oh, gotcha.

Gotcha. Okay, please let us know her. Yeah, please. Happy belated Daniel's daughter. It doesn't hit. Sweet Delia from Instagram wants us to wish her a happy belated. It was her birthday yesterday. Oh, sweet Dalia, happy belated.

Brenda wants us to wish her a happy birthday. And Itsel wants us to send her son Matthew. Happy birthday, he turned eight. Okay, first, happy belated Brenda. And It's Elle? To Matthew. Yeah, to Matthew. Oh, that's a cool name.

Both of you. Shout out to Matthew. Happy belated. Only your Tia cares because All your Tios and Tias are not Celebrating like I am. Happy Ballet! That's like Tia Leti is a thing, you guys.

Okay, go ahead. Ivan, Cajabo wants to wish his homie Manny a happy belated. They both tune into this from Kemp. Happy Beni and the homie with your little bromins. And Natalie wants us to shout at her son Alex who turns 12 on Saturday. That's so tight.

Oh, so it's a future. Happy early. Happy early birthday. He turned 12 this past Saturday. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. That's it. Okay. I have two happy belateds. Okay, you guys, we need to get it together. We need to do birthday. Shout-off on birthday.

I was sick. I was sick. I'm not going to be sick. Happy belated to the homie Martin and the homie. Andy, I've known them both of them since high school. Are they twins? No. They're two different homies.

Two different birthdays? We know they're two different homie. Yeah. Yeah, two-giver birthday. Are they Siamese twins? Happy belated! Happy belated! Happy belated!

Happy belated! All right, that's so cool. Greg, we have a new mashup? Yeah, we do. What is it? It is... Happy belated. You know, we play Gunas.

You mean a lot. Oh, we do? We do. And I put it with rocking around the Christmas tree. I'm only going to forbid you from doing one mashup song, and I'm sorry you guys, but I was watching the news. And they said that Frosty the Snowman, the song. that it leads to accidents. What?

Yeah, that they, like, measured people's, like, the way they drive, their heartbeat and all of that. Like, while they're listening to Frosty to snowmen. I think it has too much. Like, the BPMs is 172 or something. I just downloaded it right now. I don't know, but apparently, like, turns you up too crazy, and I don't want you to get into accidents.

And by the way, if there's any... Are you talking about the right, Frosty? Are you? For real? No, man. I don't think you're crazy. Milwaukee Bucks. Yeah.

All right. This is a children show. This is a family show. Finish giving away children belated. Watch up for that treat. But yeah, so that's the only one you're getting forbidden from playing. I was about to do that one. Okay, let me hear it and then we'll do it.

Hold on. You should do Frosty the Snowman with Frosty of Snowman. Like with G-Zeezy? No. That's a good idea too, though. The Steelman. No, there's another rapper from L.A. Name Frosty's Snowman.

Wow, look at us. Look at us. All right. Let's get into this mashup. mean with rocking around the Christmas tree thanks to Greg C.R. Mashup King. He's a king ladies. And then Homey HelpL. It's number one for hip-hop. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We'll need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for the homie help line. Joseph needs our help. He sent us a DM. He said,

Brown bag, I need help. So earlier this year, my girlfriend and I had a conversation about getting married. We've been together four plus years. Wow. I think it's funny how he doesn't know exactly. Four plus years. It's a good little roundation. Yeah. He said, and we have two kids together.

She told me she wanted to get married by the end of this year, and now the year is coming to an end. And I haven't proposed because I just don't know how, because now it feels so forced and planned. Now she's expecting me to propose in these upcoming weeks, and I feel like it defeats the whole purpose of it being a surprise. and being romantic. You had the year. What should I do in brown? It's a procrastinator. Yeah.

It sounds like I have to turn in my homework. Yeah. And then I don't know how to do it. And now it feels forced. Like, no, it only feels forced because you haven't started. Yeah. Professor said I didn't do my essay. Just felt forced to do it in the last hour that I had.

Tell you have a deadline. Yeah. All right. You got to have good news. You're stupid. Hold on for your news. Hold on for your news. I love your news.

This is great news. High five to you. Have you ever been pressured from a girl to propose or to get married and to tie the not? Yes. I'm married. I don't know about that one, but maybe like dating. What do you mean? Like get pressure to marry somebody?

Yeah. Yeah. Because I remember the girl that you were with before that I knew. Uh-huh. That she was like, yeah. Oh, you're talking about like in a relationship. Duh. That's what we're talking about.

Where's your head, fool? It's rocking around the Christmas tree. He took a hit of the Christmas tree this morning. That's some random strangers like, let's get married. No. I swear, I thought I took it out like, why would I marry a random stranger? Gosh. You've been with the girl and she's like expected to be.

Oh, yeah. And I was like, yeah, not soon. I'm too young for that. Yeah, no, that happened. That happened, for sure. Of course. How do girls do it? They bring it up like

Oh like Yeah like when we have kids And when we have a house And when you get married And this and that I'm like They hit and then they have your family Pressure you

Yeah Okay It's different with you Maximo It's different with you Right but the difference is I Started a journey

In a new ideology Okay wait Wait till you're California married Yeah All right Maximo Have you ever been pressured by, and how do the girls pressure you? Because, like, low key, even with Jorge, like, it was already, we had the, we had Horito, we kind of knew we were going to get married.

It was both, like, a thing for us, and it was kind of like a matter of time. So it didn't really need to lay on the pressure. I did definitely show him the rings, definitely show him the, definitely show him the, the, definitely show him, like, the type of wedding that I wanted, I want a garden wedding, you know? Like, wow, wouldn't this be nice if, like, this is how I proposed to my bridesmaids? Start watching a bunch of wedding movies? Yeah. Oh, for sure.

I'm sure I sent him proposal videos like, wow, this is so tight. Like, he proposed with the lowrider. Oh, my God, look this. Yeah. She'll say, like, oh, make sure my nails are done or hair is done before, like, that type of stuff too. Because what I remember when I was friends with your ex, but now I'm following me and maybe I'll follow her.

She told me that you told her that you were just waiting on the ring because you were like stacking for the ring. Yeah. Do you remember that conversation? No, I don't remember that conversation. Because she was tripping out that you mentioned that you were never going to marry her. You were not going to propose. She's like, no, he just told me he's waiting for the ring.

You're a liar. I don't remember that at all. Sounds like you would say that. Yeah, you don't remember lies. Yeah, that's crazy. Because this full, if you need a buy time, you could tell her like, hey, I really want to propose to you. But like, the ring that I want to get, I'm just like, I'm not there yet for the ring. No?

No, that's a good excuse, actually. You guys are, what are you guys laughing about? I don't know. They're in their own world right now. No, I didn't do anything. Get did he stay. We're just laughing at Greg. He's not standing on business.

Oh, gosh. I never said those words. I don't know. You said it. How are you mumbling? Being on the line with her and talking about how you guys have been, how long were you guys together? Three years. Three years.

And then I'm like, are you expecting to get married? Because this fool says that he's not going to marry. She's like, no. He told me that he's waiting and like for the ring. He's red and he's talking like that. You know what I'm, have you ever had that conversation with her about the ring? A couple times. Have you ever said the words?

Stacking. Yeah, that doesn't sound like me. That's me being cool. That's me being cool. You were like, I'm saving up together. to get the right financials or whatever. Why are you talking like you have log jaw? He's talking through his teeth like, dang,

my new girl's awake right now, please stop. I told her it wasn't serious. I told him we were on and off. I never saw a future. I told her I never saw a future. I'll get back to these mashups. Hold on. Anyways, Joseph.

All right. All right. Anyways, Joseph. Joseph, he has two kids already with his girl. They've been together four. Plus years. So the babies are babies. Yeah.

And she said, hey, we need to get married, though. Like, at least propose. Yeah, it's like one of those things like make an honest woman out of her. You know what I'm saying? That's probably the conversation they had. And he's like, yeah, yeah, don't even worry about it. By the end of this year, mamacita, I got you. And then it's like, oh, wait, no, this December already?

Oh, no, December 12? This year flew by. He's crazy. He's like 31 minus 12. I got, oh, damn. And that's in the back of her head. hope you know every birthday she thought about it every holiday she thought about it and now it's like the last couple holidays that her left. Anytime he would like bend down and like scratch his knee.

Yeah. She was like, he wants to do it. Or they had like a big family thing. Yeah. Or every time she got her nails done. She's like, oh, you know what? It'd be perfect time. Really? This girl's been tortured all year. Or if you ever had like a family trip because sometimes what I'll do this. I'm like, okay, where are we going? Like just just chill. We're going to get there. If you ever did that, she's thinking you're pulling up to one of her family members' backyards and everybody's there and you're going to What about my boy? He don't have the money. No, he can say that.

That's what I'm trying to help him. I'm just like, yeah, I'm wondering. He's procrastinating. Yeah, you don't got the money. Say you don't got the money. The way they make these lab grown diamonds nowadays, like what costs a lot before doesn't cost as much right now. Exactly.

He don't got the money. It's possible, just so you know, it's possible. Yeah. So he's not asking, should I or not? He's asking, how do I? How does he propose and it not be? I'm assuming corny because the Christmas proposals, Good party and be corny.

He should file an extension. She's not the IRS. Listen, you got eight more years of extension. Eight more years, Maximil. Maximo's talking about his experience. I know what I'm saying. Filed an extension for the past eight years. Let's see if we can get him on the line, by the way.

Because he DM does. Let's see if we could get him on the line. And go ahead and hear this up. 818 52059. Talk to us about these types of proposals. Do you think that it's worth it for him to even propose? now that it's towards the end of the year. He said he had the whole year to propose.

They had, if I had the conversation, last new year. Yeah. Like, in the beginning of the year, like, hey, you know, my resolution is to not be, like, to put a ring on it, please, please put a ring on it. And I know he was so confident when it. Yeah. Yeah. I got a lot.

I got his ring. Don't even worry. It's going to be crazy. Yeah. Don't even worry about it. You know I got you. You know I got you. Meanwhile, now, now there's three weeks left of the time.

Of the year. That's tough. Power 1-6. LA's number one for hip hop. I have to do a shout-up before we get in trouble with the heavens, you guys. Whoa, what, what?

Come on. God. Viggen de Guadalupe. Oh, yeah. Bad, bad, bad, bad. Mamito! Kachaw! Kach out!

I like that girl a lot by the Wada TikTok created. It's the day of the Viggen de Guadalupe. Yesterday they sang her the Mayanitas because it's nighttime. It's a son of the mananitas. And the day,

commemorates the day that Juan Diego saw La Virgen up in the mountains. That's right. Yeah. See you guys? Wow. It's a very holy day. We were about to give her belated tomorrow. No.

I know. I feel ashamed because where my mom is from, it's La Capia de Wadalupe. Literally, it's like all based around La Vigna de Wadalupe. Yeah. What's Capia mean? I think it means like city. Yeah. Capia means city?

Angie, please. No. What do you mean? I don't know. I don't even know how to explain it. Like Capitol? No. It's more like the...

Like the head? The chapel, yeah. Her chapel was there? It's a beautiful chapel. Wow. It's huge. Crazy. Mamita.

We need that audio. Can we get that audio, please? The TikTok audio. But shout out to La Virhain de Wadalupe. You're like our favorite Veedhead. Absolutely. Right? Yeah.

Only one I know. Yeah. Vig, why are you? That was. Why do you do that? What are you doing? A lot of applause for Vic. That was amazing.

I love that one. How did you call her Guadalupe? Guadalupe. Guadalupe. Guadalupe's too bad. Yeah. Guacamole! I love her!

Guadalupe. Guadalupe. Felis Cumpleanae. Feliz Cumpleanaeanios. Got this down. Say, say, these are the magnanitas. Sing it. Sing it.

Sing it. Yes, she doesn't sound like that. I know, why did you make a voice? He sounds like, like, that's the, uh, la mama. He's like, el alpha. La ma'amara. All right. Homey help line.

All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your head. We'll need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for the homie help line. Joseph needs our help. He's a procrastinator,

Yep, basically. He had a whole year. Yeah, he wants to pop the question to his girl. They've been together four plus years. They got two kids, and he promised his girl. They had a conversation and said, yeah, we're going to be married this year, baby girl. Don't even worry about nothing. I got this.

And then he looked up at the calendar and he's like, oh, my God. It's December. It's December 12. Oh, my God, Dave again? Damn. And I'm still, I haven't made an honest woman out of my wife. At all. And my girl.

Yeah. They were supposed to get married in this year. It's crazy. there's not even a proposal. Yeah. He's way behind. Yeah. So they had to have gone.

You know they probably had it in the beginning of the year, so she expected it on Valentine's Day so that by Christmas time they had. Start planning? Yeah, summer wedding, all the stuff. Like, he just totally. So we're trying to look for help for this fool. You'd be fine, man. What is this question? What was that then?

Should I even do? What should I do, Brownback? What should I do? Marry your girl, propose, fool. Okay. Take it to Vegas. Let's go to our guy, Justice. The Taco Man is on the line.

Hey, Justin. Good morning. Hey. Hello? Justice, we gave me so. Good morning. How you doing? How you doing?

Amazing. We haven't seen you in a while. Bro, you got to come through and have like a, do you have like a Christmas version of your taco song? You know, I was listening to your station. I was just thinking about just wrapping over one of the Christmas weeks. Yeah, you need to. You got this, bro. That's where the money's had.

That would be fine. The Christmas classic. You guys missed it. I got the Christmas hat on the wig right now. Oh, we need to see it. Please send it over to us because you make a smile. But talk to us, what do you think about this whole situation with our homie Joseph? One, I think you guys are right.

Yeah, he did procrastinate. Sure. That's one. Justice, you have a, your background is in the military, right? You were in the, was it the Navy? The Marines. Would you be able to procrastinate this late, this whole year if you had an assignment? No.

No. No. No. So far you could stretch. That part. All right. Justice, what would you tell him? I feel like with him, I feel like with him, all right.

One, I feel like she should have established that way before, right? Yeah. Before they even had kids, like, hey, you know, you're interested in, like, you know, marriage. Yeah. But things happen, so I get it. Yeah. But for now, as far as him, I still wouldn't do it at the end of the year right now, but I would do it. Because she's going to expect it.

She's going to expect it these next couple holidays. I'll be funny and just do it on a second of January 2nd. Yeah. Make her upset at you. Yes. Make her upset at you be like, ha-ha. Happy belated. Got you.

Because everyone's going to be on social media posting their engagement. Yes, and their babies. You want to have it on your own special day. I just don't feel like you should have her on the same day as everyone else, right? Yeah. As expected. I like that. She's going to be upset, so he's going to have to just bite the bullet.

That was his fault. You waited too long. Yeah. So at this point, I feel like if he'd do it the second or the third, whatever day he feels best for him, then do it. But I hope that he already has the ring because if not he isn't a rude away. Yeah, it's bad. It's bad out here.

He should put the ring at Tamal. I like how we are assuming that he is Hispanic. I know. Because they already have two kids and we do things backwards. Hey, I'm right there with you, bro. Me too. I already had a one-year-old by the time I got proposed to. Me too.

We just have different steps. Yeah, yeah. We just like to do the, where am I going, where am I going? So get it on a day that is not like a holiday, right? Yeah. And I'm going to tell you right now, the proposal day is nice. It's beautiful, but it's the actual marriage day that's your anniversary. So you could do it on a proposal, like you could do it on any day right now. Yeah.

You don't have to like literally do it today. You could do it today. You could do it tomorrow. That day is not going to matter as much as the actual wedding day when you get married. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Or he could like just have said like, okay, do it on the second.

And then you can buy yourself a whole other year of actual marriage. Oh my God. Right? You're like, okay, we're going to get married on this day next year. And then boom. I didn't know that was a thing. People were like staying engaged for years. Yeah, people do that.

Or we can do it right now. Okay. Why do you say that? Because. This is so stupid. Thanks to the man above, the power of the word love. I'm so much. And the state of California.

This has to be filmed because it's crazy. Crazy what Maximo did. And the state of California. And the $40 that you paid. I am now Minister Maximo and I can legally marry anybody. That's crazy. So last week, Maximo was like in his computer and we're like, what are you doing? He's like, I'm getting my license right now.

Your license like, why are you driving dirty? And he's like, no, this is my license to marry people. Yes. How much did you pay? Love. $56. Like, yeah, yeah. $56?

And he is now, he's ordained. He's an ordained minister And he can marry people They gave him a card He has this little clergy clip What would the badge be for? I don't know It's a badge

Do you want me to marry? He's clergy No, I don't want you to marry me But this is this easy to get into clergy I don't like it Neither He has a certificate He has a diploma

From now on You guys call me minister Minister, Maximo Yes Wait I have a question, Maximo Yes You want to talk about love I'll tell you all about it

No no I want to talk about The ring you came in with because you came in with the little ring on your pinky did that come with that? No, the ring says the F word on it, NG. That's what you do after you get married, not before you get married. Now he's the law. He's the love law. I don't know why Maximo did this on his personal time.

Which is crazy. Because I love love. But you're not even married. I'm married. I'm married. I'm a minister at two different churches. I find it really funny how obsessed Maximo is with marriage, but not like but also like afraid of commitment.

I'm married. What do you mean? I am married. So Maximo's coming in like I'll marry you right now. I can marry you. I can marry you. Can you marry you? I did.

I did. You didn't marry you. I did. Okay. Show us proof. Are you that frugal that you got your minister license so you don't have to pay a minister to marry you and your girl? He's going to just stand in the mirror.

I'm still trying to figure out how to back and forth. Can I figure out how to do that legally? But spiritually I am married and I get spiritually married. But Zizu has to get to the proposal first. He really has a certificate and a card in his hand right now. It's a black card. It's crazy. I know.

It says Universal Life Church. Please read the Black Card. What does that even? Please read the black card. I'll read it for you. It says Universal Life Church Ministries. Credentials of Ministry. This is to certify that the bearer here of on this day 4th of December in the year

23, Edgar Medina is ordained by the Universal Life Church Ministries. Shut up. This is alive. It's crazy how legitimate. And then it's a coincidence that this full DM does. Yes. That he wants to be married. I'm currently holding a blank marriage certificate.

So, Mr. Joseph, if you like to call in right now. As a minister. I don't think he can do it over the phone. He has to propose first. We don't need, we're skipping those steps. No, we're not. What if he proposes on the radio? With the power of love and the power.

That would be cool. That would be tight. Yeah. Hey, Joseph, call us up. I want to hear from you. If you're willing to propose on the radio, we can also marry you on the radio. Yes. And it will happen before the year's over.

Yeah. Yeah. Let's see. This sounds like a sign because you're like, how am I going to do it? How am I going to do it? We're here to help you full. We're a one stop shop right here. What's Maximo slogan?

The first one's free? First one is free. No, the second one's free. The second one's free. Yeah, second is free. No. No, I don't like that. They have babies.

All right. Oh, God. Not for Joseph. 81852059. Joseph, let's see if you call. If not, you really just don't love your girl. Hey, uh, Joseph's girl, he don't love you. Yeah, basically.

He don't love you. He had a year to propose to you. He couldn't even do that. Yeah. And then he had all morning to call in. We've been saying, hey, Joseph, he knew we're going to say his homey helpline today. We have like an ordained minister all of a sudden. Yeah.

It's getting real. I know you have two kids, but just, I don't know. I have another combo about what else happens in a year. So just be careful. I think he's making excuses, just how he's been. making excuses all year with his girl. Yeah. And he's someone to talk to about love.

He could just shoot me a DM and I'll, you know, help you. If there's anyone out there, please pop Maximo's Minister Cherry. That's what he really wants. He really wants to marry somebody. Yeah. And not his girl. Anybody. No, I'm married.

You're not married. I am married. Let me see. One, where's your ring? Where's your wedding? Where's your wedding? Twice. Where's your wedding.

Married spiritually. Oh, my God. And I married us yesterday. Love doesn't When you got this shift? Love doesn't need a certificate, bro. Exactly. Oh my God.

But it's because this is for the ladies that need it. So I'm here to help Joseph fulfill his girl's dream. And marry him with the power of love. He's procrastinating on that. So we're not going to help you, Joseph. But we can help you. If you want to get married, I think we should do this. What if we do like a whole little Valentine's thing?

We're on Valentine's Day, Minister Maximo marries you. All right. If you're down for that, go ahead and propose to your girl. This is a sign of you. that you've been waiting for go propose her and be like hey babe by the way

I know how you love Brownback let's get married by Mr. Minister Maximo will be the witnesses yeah we can be bright Greg C could be the DJ Wow

Tommy and Burger and Rick and Sales let's get this together let's pass this together my parents got married from the radio what what you know

hold on one of the Spanish stations what wow Irene they're broken up right now I mean that's cool because you're now

you're all the radio is something. And they had a radio baby. They put a radio baby. So they got married Loki at six flags. They had like a whole thing event. Yeah, on Valentine's Day, one of the Spanish radio stations did. And Charlie Sa, he was their godfather. That's remember Charlie Sa?

He threw a freaking rag in the crowd-and-dice. We're not the first people to think of this. Vic, we're not the first at a lot of stuff, Vig. In my mind, yes. Yeah. So I remember we're having an interview with the news and Vic is like, you know, this is the first Latino. And I'm like, no, it's not, Vic. Shut up.

In my mic. Just shut up. In my mic. No, because then the Baker Boys ain't come beat our eyes. Oh, actually, makeup boys are cool. Yeah, they're cool. And Vic, the girls should meet. You're not the first of that either.

What do you say? She told me it was her first time. Yeah. Stop. Stop it. There's still kids in the car. Mikeimo, yes, that happened to me. Isn't that cool?

That's amazing. Yeah, they broke up after, but, you know, it happened. It was a beautiful thing. We have the memory forever. We do you have the memory. Do you guys have pictures? I'm not too sure. But I just remember my mom and a bunch of girls ladies in wedding dresses because you had a dress up to go to and you

This is a lot. This is cool. But I think we should do it. Let's do it our style. Yeah. Yeah. Do it at Sock City. We'll do it at Sok City.

We'll have three one of our baby. Oh, it's great. It's great. If you want to be one of our couples, it is a Brumbag morning's 106 and we got you. This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Mese? Don't you know I'm local? Okay.

If you're looking to get it. to the Christmas spirit on our local stations on ABC 7 today Santa Claus is coming to town you guys I'm talking about the old school classic movie Santa Claus is coming to town that's legit the name of it so you want to know all about Santa best place to start is at the very beginning when Santa was just a little baby Santa was a little boy yeah they talk about Santa's whole little upbringing his

little biopic I'm not gonna lie these movies kind of scare me why shout out to ABC 7 for playing the classic The claymation is a little bit, whoa. Oh, yeah. It's the claymation one. You get into the, or like the, where they're walking through the forest and it's awesome. Yeah. That was the first movie that made me think, like, wait, why is there no snow in our films?

True. Yeah. So it's celebrating its 53rd anniversary, airing on, well, airing on ABC 7 tonight at 8 p.m. If you want to get into the vibes. I'm going to watch it. Thank you. I need some hot chocolate. Get into the vibes.

Yes, Chocolat abuelita. If you haven't put stuff on your Christmas tree, which you should have by now. Like, I was 12, 12. Yeah. I don't have a Christmas tree. You haven't. You don't? I live in a shoebox.

I knew when I said it. Guys, they have little Christmas trees. I live in a tiny place. I did a whole big Christmas tree one time. It was just like, it's taking up half my apartment. No, just get a skinny tree. But, I mean, it's because like I'm not going to celebrate it in my house. I'm going to go to my pop crib.

But it's about giving yourself that joy. Like coming in and getting in that spirit of like, oh my God, it's Christmas. Look at the light. I get it. When Little Vic, imagine Little Vig at his mom's house, big old Christmas tree. I know. Lights, ornaments, love, warmth, joy. Honestly, as Christmas.

And then he goes to your house, shoebox, cold, here's a blanket, Miko. It's because my mom got her stuff all over the place. Oh, my goodness. You cannot keep blaming your mom. I can for everything. As a. As my therapist, the lady had the therapist. The lady said I can blame whatever I want.

It goes back to my mom and my dad. A lady. As a minister of love, yes. If you ever want to get married and you want me to officiate your wedding, you got to love yourself first. You got to love yourself first.

You start with holidays. That's where I'm making my mistake. I'm not loving myself. Okay, if you haven't had a Christmas tree by now, go get one for yourself, bro. Yes. And then you can watch Santa Claus is coming to town where you learn the whole biopic of Santa.

Yeah, in claymation form on ABC 7. No, that's really cool. Thank you. Okay. Do that for yourself. Get a coach. And not, I'm not talking about her. Get a concha with a sweetbread.

All right. Can I have both? Wait, I don't know. Can you? Is she still mad at you? Yeah. Made a movie. I got to find a new one.

You need a Christmas bay? A Christmas bay with no strings attached. She doesn't have to get you a present. You don't have to get him a present. She can help you put the ornaments up. This is turning into the party life. That's like fun. All we do on power in the morning is try to hook Greg and Vic up.

I like this idea. Yeah, that's great idea. She can help put the ornaments up, decorate the tree. Let's do Christmas packages. Yeah. go to the house, we pretend we're these girls' boyfriends, like, hey, what up, sweat you get to ask me 10 questions. No, that could have worked for Thanksgiving.

I don't know about the Christmas is better. I think Christmas it's a little too personal. No, we can wear matching sweaters, you know, the whole, yeah, we can do a whole 10 yards. Do tic tics together, all that. All right. Well, yes, if you were looking for a holiday classic to play, you could play that tonight. And I'm excited for it. I'm excited too.

I'm going to show it to the boys. We load, we have TVs in the car. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Wow. Oh my gosh. Chill.

Cheers. You can literally buy them on Amazon, you guys. Yeah. They have satellite TV in the club. She paid someone to put her Christmas lights on. Come on. Angie. Yeah.

Did you pay somebody to install the TVs? No. They came in the third. And they have satellite. It's the entertainment package from Mercedes. Jesus. And she gets all the channels from around the world. Yeah.

Wow. Bro, you know how they have Siri? Yeah. The Mercedes have Mercedes. Like you say, hey Mercedes. Wow. And then she talks all cool. My car will only play videos when I'm parked.

Okay. Which is good. But we loaded like the classic movies, like the Frosty the Snowman. And so that's awesome. So the boys can watch it. Wow, you can load a movie to your car? That makes me want to be a kid again. Just chill in the backseat?

Just watching Christmas classics. Wow. You watch 30 minutes of like your favorite movie? Yeah. No, we take a lot of. drive. We're going to go to Sovagan and they can watch casino. Oh, yeah. Because all the disc, was that like three discs? You got to switch the disc half the way.

Well, Greg. You're rich. Okay. Yeah, rich. Just be like four times to turn on my car. I'm a rich baby daddy. The time has come for this. Nom Nom Nom. Nom. NOM News. Do you hear how cute that sounds, Angie?

No, I don't. That's you. It is me. Can you do it again? I'm sick, Let me. Temalita. A little bit. Nom,

Nam, Nam, Nam. See how good it is, Angie? It's absolutely the same, even though you're sick. I'm sick. Okay, so nom nom num news.

It's 12-12 today. It is. Day of the Dozens. And Irene, Krispy Cream is like about it today, right? Yeah, today's Day of the Dozens. And on 12-12 only,

you could get an original glazed dozen donuts for a dollar. What? But you have to purchase a dozen donuts first. That's still really good. That's a really good. That's a great.

Great deal. Yeah. I'm down to do that too. They have like Elf. They have like Elf. They do. They do. Theme theme.

Theme donuts. Yeah. Shut out Elf. Elf is being screened at Dodger Stadium right now too. Wow. That's freaking crazy. Or is it, Jose. Are you just lying to me just to get my hopes up?

No, on the 16. On the 16. Two days of 12. Four days away. I did lie. He's all mad. He's all mad. You guys.

He's like, hurry up because supplies will last. Have you guys ever played the dozens? It's basically you roast each other. No. Who's phone is going off? It was going to go to you. All right, Greg, your number one. First, get out of here.

First of all, I'm trying to do your mashups over here. I'm trying to do multiple jobs. Roast them. Let's roast them. Why are they mad? Greg. Because you both were just bad right now, we're going to play dozens, and it's going to be Greg versus Jose.

Okay. So in the dozens, you make fun of each other to one of you taps out. Yeah. Okay? No. Are you not going to do it? Jose's my friend. Jose, are you down and go in on this fool?

No, we have an alliance. You guys are a alliance. Wow. We have an alliance? We're friends. Friends. Well, then pretend we have to be friends right now. We are friends.

We are email for life. No. Oh, they're connected their email me. Yeah. Yeah. And Jose, that's not true because when he's not in the room, you have no alliance with him. You make fun of his whiskers that he has on his lip. That's what you said.

It's called a mustache. No, that's not what Jose said. He said you have whiskers. You put a Padre's hat on his fake baby. Yeah. Real baby. That's fake real baby. You gave the baby a tattoo.

That was funny. Yeah, that's not your alliance, Jose. Yeah, come on. All right, I'm down. Yeah. Yeah. Well, days down to go in on you. Not me.

I'm too nice of a person. No, you're not trying to be. You're just going to let him talk to you any type of way? I'm not trying to be a negative person in 20, 23. Well, then recognize your baby, fool. You know what, Angie? How about it? I'm going to go towards Angie now.

We think Greg. We think Greg has a baby on the love. I don't have a baby on the... The baby's already... I don't have any kids. Well, there's only one way to find out. We got to ask push a tea. He'll know.

You are hiding a child. Okay, we're going to do dozens after this. Not with me. I'm trying to be a nice person. Bro, you... Holiday season, I don't need that negativity in my life. You are the negativity in my life. I am not the negativity in my life.

Never, I am a happy person. You either do dozens or you get out. That's coming up. Power 106, L.A's number one for hip-hop. Power 106, L.A's number one for hip-hop. Buenos Aires. It's 1212. Shout to the Day of the Dozens.

And one of my favorite games to play is the dozens that's where you go in on people and never heard of this game you know no never where does it come from I'm gonna tell G prequel you never heard of it I'm gonna tell black homies that do the dozens that taught me well to go in on someone until someone taps out it's basically your mama it's basically like oh yeah it's just roasting yeah yeah Greg please get out because you ranked it Greg does not want to I'm sorry that I'm not a negative person you know that I'm not negative it's not okay all of a sudden you can't clown somebody gets hurt and then it's like you

I don't want to play anymore. It's crazy. You already hurt. He already lost. Get out. Let's play me and you, Lettie, then. Let's play. Get out.

Come on, let's play. Get out my little. Let's go. Let's go. I don't want to go against you. You don't want to go against you. You fast up. It's fine.

No, pass on nada. If it doesn't want to hurt you, if you're not want to get hurt, Lettie. You already lost, though. You didn't want to go against Jose. Well, I'm calling you out, though. All right. What's up?

You can start your little game. No, go ahead. Ladies first. Start the game. You can't call me out and then not say something. You're the one that started the game. Come on. I just started you a girl. Go ahead. Okay. You're short.

Oh, cool. Come on, bro. You look like a weasel. You look like a girl. I don't know. You lost, dog. You lost. Yeah.

You lost. You don't want me to go in. You don't want me to go in. I'm telling you. I'm not mad. You can clown. I'm not going to do it. Like when we clown that this one looks like,

that Maximu looks like El Diablo from the Lilliteria. Yeah. We do it. He does. Every day all day. Now that we put a name on it, you can't do it. He does. You try what does to do a man.

They make better than my action. Yeah. Depending on what team is playing, Vig's going to root for them or not. Like, he can't stay loyal to a team just like you can't stay loyal to a girl. He's basically. We do this all the time, Don. Yeah, it's a normal thing. You can call me, you can't call me, call me a girl.

Duh. Duh, yeah. That's what I'm saying. I'm not trying to be a negative person. Respectfully, dog. Respectfully, you lost. Okay. Respectfully. All right.

Ww. Just like you lost your girl You lost your girl Bro, this is not that hard We clown every day all day Okay, Vick, go, go, go Okay, what, too? Jose, you look like you used to walk

barefoot through the snow for women That's true, he did Angie has no citizenship Yes, I do You can't even get a girl to marry to become a citizen, Jose Oh, yeah Already a citizen

Or a guy Oh All right Jose you tapped out No who am I going to Anybody come at me You can't touch Irene or she'll cry Whoa

What kind of touch you have to Now you got a register dog Now you got a registered dog Jose has a red dot on his house Wow On his house What's the law? Megan's law

Megan's law That's That's the way You know it's crazy You bring red pants right now too Oh Jose It's okay

I'm out And Jose And Jose, they're out All right And Jose They're out All right We're the sensitive ones

Oh my God I'm scared This is the real deal This is the top four Who's next? Who's next? I can't go in on you guys right now. Because I'm sick.

They get her out. She's out. Okay, I'm mad. Oh, you can't even talk. She's not allowed to talk, guys. All right, Maximo, roast me. I'm sick. Y'all don't want the heat.

We do. I do, go. I do, I do. I do. I do. I do. I actually like getting clown. It's funny to me.

Maximo, you got this. All right, all right. I'm going to go Eminem. Yes, I live with my mom. Yes, I live in a shoe box. Now tell these people something they don't know about. Come on.

Yes, I have commitment issues. Yes, I have a new girl every two months, but then they leave me, then I get back with them. Then they spend the block. Then I let them come. They get you in trouble with your new girls. Yes, they hopped on the phone together. Yes.

Yes, I lost them both. At the same, Victor, all respect to you, bro. You win. You clap yourself. Yeah. You win. Shout to everybody that can take your girls. I'm really Papa Max.

At least the more fear of you.