Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep. 126 (12/21/23)
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What's up?
This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
Good morning.
Morning.
It still feels like nighttime outside, but good morning to you guys.
Isn't that nighttime when we're not the night show?
Are we not the L.
The L.A. leakers in the morning.
Shout out.
It's incredible.
Shad of Starved.
Shut up.
We're not trying to hear your spot.
We promise.
All right, look, check this out.
If you're thinking of taking a road trip anytime soon
or you're upset about your long commuting.
especially this holiday season, don't be because our gas prices must love this song.
They got so low.
Hey.
Gas prices are the lowest that they've been since February of this year.
Wow.
And if you've gone to the pump, you've noticed it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was like, you know what?
I'm going to take 91 this time.
I'm not going to put them to one.
No way, Greg.
Did you know a trokita?
Ninety one in your truck?
Yep.
That's like a skid on the road.
Exactly.
Third-year-old truck taking 91 now.
I love it.
Does it still take four tries to turn on?
It actually does still.
I'm hoping this low gas prices will help it with better gas.
Do you still have the pedal like the Flintstones?
You're so annoying.
At the push to start it.
No, it's not your bad.
You don't have a Toyota yet like we have a Toyota.
Yeah, exactly.
Maybe one day you'll get that.
Right now, and vroom, and room, and room, and room.
And it keeps going.
And then keep going.
And then you'll start.
Okay, well, gas prices are very, very low.
Especially during holiday travel rush.
I know sometimes out here, if you're staying here, you might take a long trip to wherever you're going to spend Christmas.
For example, I remember going to Moreno Valley for holidays.
And it's like that felt like forever.
Yes.
You know, so if you have those long drive times, don't even worry about it.
At least a couple days ago, it was at $4.70 a gallon in the Los Angeles Long Beach area.
That's amazing.
Wow.
Remember when it was like $7?
Yes.
That's crazy.
A couple of months ago.
Yeah.
I know it's four.
I have a serious problem.
What?
I never look at prices.
I just pull in.
Oh, wow.
The home rich.
Oh, not rich.
Wow.
You just need gas regardless.
I mean, you're right.
It doesn't matter where it is.
I still need gas.
At one point, I was over here like $10 of gas or should I eat?
I don't know.
Oh, poor guy.
I liked low.
I got all the low songs.
Because gas prices are low, you guys.
We're all trying to get it to low, low, low, low.
Gas prices are low, low, low, low, low.
Yes, I'm excited about it, especially because I'm kind of like you, Maximo.
Which everyone's closest to me when I'm about to run out of gas is the one that I go to.
Because I always wait until I'm at the bottom.
Yay.
My dad gets so mad.
Have you ever ran out of gas trying to find a gas station?
I've done it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Have you ever gotten a cop to help you push the car?
No.
Oh, that's happened to me.
When I used to commute to Palm Springs,
and my little, my little, like, it was just a, it was just, I don't even know what the name of the car was.
It was like a hoot.
Yeah, but it was so, like, it wasn't, like, because, you know how now they have, like, the matte black cars?
Like, it's Matt.
Mine was Matt just because, like, it needed a paint job.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, it was a primer.
Yeah, I don't know.
But my dad got it for me at a Subasta and I love him for it.
But I remember it pulled over, like, I didn't get to the, to the exit.
And the cops came back and they're, like, put it on neutral.
and they literally like push your car with their car.
Must be nice.
That's cool.
Oh,
they push it with their car?
Yeah.
That's cool.
It's tight.
They have a little thing in the,
and my car's already damaged.
My car is something.
It must be nice.
They would have pushed me into prison.
You're stupid.
I know.
You'll be surprised because I actually got a ride from the cops too one time when I.
So helpful.
Yeah, me too.
In the back seat.
No.
I love myself out of my car.
And so I asked them,
I'm like,
hey, you know,
do you have something?
open my car with and they're like we don't but do you live far away from here i'm like no like five
minutes and they took me home yeah just to get my other pair of keys they're flirting yeah they were not
if i told that to a cop being helpful they were being helpful if i told that day you guys are helpful
you're flirting where they men where the cops men yes they were men no i'm asking you guys are
men you help me take my stuff to the car yeah you buy me a coffee sometimes are you guys
flirting with me no no no got them got them got them different yeah it's different
Because you're not in uniform?
They would have looked at us and be like, that's your problem, bro.
I don't know, like just fight out the way you're on your own.
Yeah.
You're a man.
I'm just saying if Angie wasn't Angie, they would have just maybe did the megaphone.
Get home safe.
Move your car.
Look to where that thing is at.
Like where the megaphone thing is at?
It's in the front of the car.
In the grill.
Yeah.
Oh, he knows because he has a cop.
He's a car.
I told you he's a fan, yo.
That was a good setup.
Let me see.
You're like, where's it even at?
Where's it at?
Oh, it's there, it's there, and then you feel like the hood.
They got an LED screen.
I'm not saying anything anymore.
Simp or pimp.
Simps, sim, sim, sim, sim, sim, sim, sim, sim.
Simps, sim, sim.
Why are you pointing at me for?
I'm not a sim.
Yes, you are, Greg.
I know, I am.
You're wearing a sweater that reminds you of her.
Oh.
That's pretty simple.
It is.
It is.
However, you got competition.
Do you think you're the most pimper?
in here?
Excuse me?
Do you think you're the less simp in here?
Facts.
So you'd be the most pimp in here?
I won't say that.
I played the fifth.
However, even though we have Greg here, a simp.
Yeah.
He has some real competition.
YouTube star Omni the Hellcat.
Omni the Hellcat.
I'm sorry, Omni in the Hellcat.
Omni in the Hellcat.
That's his name.
And he was big on YouTube, but he was
big on YouTube, but he went in jail for, uh, he went to federal prison.
From YouTube?
From, what did you?
From selling like a jail broken like fire sticks.
No.
Oh, wow.
That was him?
He does look familiar.
Are you sure you're, are you sure he's a YouTube star?
Yeah, well.
Why do that?
That's the title that he has.
Oh, yeah.
However, he has, because he got caught, he has a girlfriend and her name is me.
Because he got caught.
He has a girlfriend.
No.
Had to settle down?
Yeah, he has to settle down.
Oh, I get, like that, yeah, like, I choose you.
I choose you.
I choose you.
You're right or die.
He had a girlfriend Mimi, right?
And when he went to jail, she found out that he cheated.
Wow.
So when she found out, he decided to just, like, give all in.
And he was like, girl, I will give you $25 million if you stay with me.
No.
Yes.
Wow.
And after he did that, his lawyer created a contract for her.
And in this contract.
aside from the $25 million,
she'd get $25 million more
if he cheated again.
She'd get the ownership of his nightclubs.
He has 600.
Hold on, yeah, exactly.
From fire sticks?
And this is not GTA.
From YouTube?
He has $620K of liquid assets.
He also said that he would give her $10,000 per YouTube video he posted.
This is a contract that he wrote,
that they wrote up for his girl so she wouldn't leave him.
Wow.
And this is legit.
Legit.
At this point, you're staying jail.
Well, I mean, the contract is legit.
Yeah.
The contract is legit.
I don't know where the money's coming from.
The lawyer, like, is that his defense attorney?
Clearly you're in jail.
Don't trust that lawyer.
I know.
I got you in that mess.
Yeah.
But the funniest thing is that, like, he took Simp into the next level.
He went on Instagram and he posted on this story.
You know, Instagram from jail?
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
He put 25Ms for a chance.
You must not ever loved before.
for that's priceless.
And then he said,
having money
but having a void
in your heart
means nothing.
I'd rather be broken
happy.
Take it from a guy
with a real bag.
Wow.
This makes no sense.
It would be cheaper
if he just let her cheat back,
honestly.
Yeah.
Wow.
I wonder how long is in jail
for the fire stick situation.
Five and a half years.
Five and a half years.
He just doesn't have the money
to bail itself out?
Yeah,
you can't bail out.
Who press charges on them,
Jeff Bezos?
Yeah,
that's what I'm saying.
But there's a open business that needs some someone to take over.
No, no.
That's amazing.
Okay, but like that's the craziest simping from behind bars.
You have bad luck if you got five years for slanging fire sticks, dog.
Yeah.
Like, and you have that much money, you could have but got better representation.
And it's not, it's not like, it's just the money part will help you be.
Right.
Like, or at least get something small.
Yeah, my Tio Chepa has been saying.
cable for a long time.
Well, we're not talking about.
I'm not kidding.
I don't have a deal tripper.
We got him.
I don't have a field trip.
Not only Greg's here.
Oh.
Benz here.
This is why he's here.
But yeah.
25 M's.
Are you signing this contract?
No.
$25 million?
To stay with him.
That's gross.
If the rolls were reversed.
If it was...
She's going to stay with she still cheat on you?
Yeah.
If a girl was was locked up and was like 25 million,
Yeah, to stay with her.
To be faithful?
Even though she cheated.
Oh, even though she cheated.
See, that's the deal break.
Oh, 25 million.
I buy a lot of PSA-5.
25 million.
How long is it hurt five?
Five and a half?
And I can't cheat.
No.
And what happens when she gets out, he or she gets out?
You ain't taking the 25?
No.
It's easy to say you'll take the 25, but just like he said being alone, like even with all the money, like it's like, if she don't love him, that money is going to be feeling lonely.
She could buy every
And then she might have to
Whatever that contract is
There's probably something for when it comes out
I don't think she should be feeling lonely
If she's on a jet ski in Peru or something like that
I'm saying yeah
Easy to say
Easy to say buddy
And I know there must be some toxicity in that thing
Like in that contract where it's like
You have to answer every single time I call
He's gonna start feeling entitled
Paying her that much money
He's gonna start going even crazier in there probably
Damn I didn't think that
You had that much money
Why are you slowing you fire sticks
Yeah well I mean that's probably how I got it
I feel like YouTube is how he got it
I mean who knows
That's the title that
He gives himself
Yeah
So his monetization
I mean I'm sure he does a little bit of everything
He said he has nightclubs and stuff like that
Yeah
He's like he's like the
GTA Greg in real life
Yeah exactly
I was really like
He could be like Al Capone
Like one of those fools
I think it was Al Capone
It was like one like one of the big mobsters
What is another mobster besides
No no no not Al Capone
That's a 20
Bugsy Siegel
No, no, no.
Think, like, more recent times, but not to stay.
Godi.
Gotty.
I think they got him on, like, IRS stuff.
Like, they didn't even catch him on, like, the organized crime or anything else.
They're going to get you on something totally, like, to the side.
So he might have been doing something crazy, but they got him on the fire sticks.
For the fire sticks, bro.
Don't worry.
We got you.
Like, that's what they have fire stick in there, too.
Oh.
Hey.
I mean, he's on Instagram.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How to get in there somehow.
That's crazy.
So no one of 25Ms, right?
No.
Greg, that's a super-sug.
Greg,
he's going to say yes.
Yeah, I think I'm taking that 25-Ns
and going to Dubai.
I'm traveling the world for five years.
That's what I'm doing.
Says who?
You're in prison.
Just wait until you down.
You're in prison.
You're in the contract.
You signed it.
Who's going to follow that contract?
You're in prison.
You have proof?
And for that reason,
that even if she were to sign it,
there's no way to really, really tell
that she's keeping it.
That she's staying.
Yeah, I think it's just to try to make him feel better because, like you said, he has, like, a hole in his heart.
And it's really because she's probably, like, looks at him different.
And he's about to have a hold in his bank account because it's taking all the money.
All right, let's Simps this full out.
Sim!
Sim!
Sim!
Sim!
Sip!
Sip!
L.A. is over for hip-hip.
Give it here.
Rolling with the homie.
My homie, Greg.
Letty.
What up, bro?
We found her.
Who?
Who?
Gail Lewis.
We found Gail Lewis last week.
We did a story about her.
If you don't know, remember her.
I'm going to play some of the audio for you.
Gail Lewis is a Walmart employee that went viral for her last day at work.
Listen to this.
Attention Walmart.
This is Gail Lewis.
10-year associate, Morris, Illinois, 844.
Signing out.
Good night.
So today was an end of an era for me.
What you just saw was me signing me out for the last time at my Walmart that I have worked at for 10 years.
Okay, so this is a thing, like she just got catapulted to start them
And this is why I feel like there's a machine somewhere
Like if anyone's an industry plant, it's Gail
Yes
Because that was a very regular TikTok
Gail is a- Like anyone can make that TikTok
Like just signing out and then being sat in the car
She is the both- Because it's Gail
No, no, no, because she was chosen that day
She was chosen.
Yeah, she was chosen that day to be viral
She just went viral and people fell in love with her
I've seen like sweaters of her
Like for Christmas
I've seen people like really like you said
going looking for her.
Yeah, I went looking for her.
Praying for, on Thanksgiving.
This happened around Thanksgiving time,
so they were thanking God for her for Gayle Lewis
and hoping that she's okay.
That's insane.
And they found her.
Where was she?
Where was she?
Illinois.
I was about to say, didn't she say what she was?
Illinois.
She was in Illinois.
Yeah.
They found her and they took this opportunity
to get an autograph from her.
Oh my good.
Listen to this.
Gail Lewis.
Nice to meet you.
This is Gail Lewis.
A few weeks ago, I messaged her and asked.
if I could get her autograph on this Walmart vest.
And she actually said yes.
So I flew out all the way to Morris, Illinois, to meet her.
I'm a huge fan.
I wanted to know if you would do me the honors
of signing this Walmart best for me.
Oh, yeah, definitely.
Yeah, what do you say we auction this off
and give all the proceeds to charity?
Actually, I would love to donate it.
All right, let's do it.
Final product.
It's beautiful.
So she signed a Walmart vest.
Okay.
Ooh.
And they're...
It's up for auction.
It's up for auction for a charity.
Oh, my gosh.
I want you guys to guess how much this.
vest sold for it's sold already it is sold it is officially doing the bounce back pricing sold
they are not roll back any these are not any Walmart these are not any Walmart prices at all okay
letty your guess um I'm gonna go with a hundred dollars hundred dollars maximum
uh go with a thousand Vic I'll go with twelve hundred dollars twelve hundred
final answer Angie it's gonna be something crazy huh I'm gonna say 2500
$2,500.
Really?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I'm going to do with
the price is right.
No.
No.
No.
You already put it down.
Yeah.
One dollar.
You already put it down.
No.
The final bidding price for this signed Walmart,
Gail Lewis jacket.
$13,000.
What?
For this jack for this vest.
$13,000.
That's insane.
Autograph.
And it's sold.
We want to be in a recession,
you guys.
Yeah.
What do you do with that vest?
What do you do?
You hang it on the wall.
It's funny because it comes with the whole, like, plaque and everything,
and it says Gail Lewis on the bottom and what store she worked at.
$13,000.
Yeah.
Morris, Illinois, $13,000.
And she's local.
She's viral on TikTok.
A lot of people, we got to explain who she is.
Yeah.
But, like, the TikTok crowd, which is, like, 18 and under, they know her.
She, like, these, your Gen Zs and your Gen.
And your Gen.
And your Gen.
All right.
They know who she is.
Why do they have that much money?
Her videos are probably on Facebook by now.
Why do they have that?
Are they paying your Roblox?
I feel like we're going to see her
Like this is not the last we've seen of her
Like somebody's gonna hire her to like
Sell something
Yeah like a commercial or even Walmart
Walmart
She had her as a ambassador
Spokesperson
Maybe she could host prices right
But even when she was
Even when she's leaving
She was leaving for another job
Yeah yeah
Oh so she's not even retired
No she's like I'm gonna go somewhere else
Yeah exactly
And I like how that dude flew out
He's like I'm a big fan
What does there be a fan of
I know
I want to know that.
The greatest speech of all time?
That's it, just the greatest ex-s speech.
I'm just looking at this vest.
They got like Cheetos stains and stuff.
13,000.
It's a her.
It's a her.
Most definitely.
Send that to a baby girl.
It's her own vest.
No, it's like a brand new.
It's a brand new vest.
And it just has her autograph.
Oh, it's not her vest?
It's not fully authentic.
Oh, I thought it was her vest.
I thought it was a game worn vest.
I have a, I have a Walmart vest to see.
I want you to stop.
It's like when people bring LA hats first to sign.
That's tight.
Yes.
That went over my head though.
Yeah.
I thought it was a game worn.
Authentic.
Authentic, yeah.
I thought when she wished, she returned it.
Yeah.
Me too.
I was like maybe it smells like her.
That's why, you know, creepy people out there?
That's kind of creepy if you want that.
That's why.
So auction done?
The auction is closed.
Okay.
So someone got it for 13.
Someone got it for $13,000.
Oh, man.
Yep.
Thank you for that.
Yeah.
At least they found Gaylewis.
I'm happy to know.
Everybody you're going to know.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
All right, L.A., be on the lookout.
Bolo.
Is that what they call it?
Beyond the lookout.
Yeah, Bolo.
Where's the T?
I don't know.
No, it's just the first.
I think it's a term.
Bolo.
Is it?
Yeah.
Look at Google it, please.
It's not Botto?
No, it's Bolo.
They sent out a Bolo.
Looking out for a fast meet, you guys.
FastMeet, whose phone is that?
That was me, that was my computer.
Get out of here.
He just came back in, too.
No, I can't wait a night.
T-F-O-H.
All right, look, Slim Jim's promotional car.
It's a Nissan Z.
Wait, to snap into a Slim Jam?
Yeah, snap into a Slim Jam.
Someone snapped into it for real and stole it out here in Los Angeles.
This car is nickname Fast Meet.
So if you see Fast Meat, rolling around.
That's what the nickname of this car is.
I swear to God.
It is rapid.
It is rap.
They're very safe.
It's a rap Slim Gym everybody.
Oh, it's safe.
Yes, it's safe fast meat.
I get told the same thing.
You're not safe.
I know for sure you're not wrapped.
All right.
Slim Jim.
Yeah.
They have the promotional car and they're like, hey, someone legit stole fast meat.
Someone stole our meat.
Yeah.
Someone stole our meat.
It's a while.
You turned my meat.
On these feet of Los Angeles.
Oh my God.
They built this in partnership with WWE.
Yeah.
So he's been, FastMe has been driving around.
So,
VWE was just crazy.
Been beating nothing.
So if it's in a race and it loses,
what is the other person's saying?
Lost meat?
What is the other thing?
So it's not necessarily even in a race.
I beat.
Oh my God.
Stop into the slim jump into the slim jump.
So it's a company, it's like it's their promotional vehicle.
It doesn't really race.
It's just rolling around with W.E.
Yes.
Like in case anybody wants to come in to the slim gym.
And look at their meat.
Yeah, and look at their meat.
Whoa.
The fast man.
Yeah, but it got robbed out here in L.A., man.
It would be Los Angeles.
Right.
And look, you're not going to lie.
Like, it kind of looks like a Fasten Furious car slash the Hot Wheels car.
Like, it's literally like.
That's cool.
It's like, yes.
Like car wheel.
Yeah.
And I'm going to tell you right now, fast meat does not look the same as it did before it got stolen.
I promise you.
Probably not.
It looks like something completely different.
They took that wrap off.
For sure they did.
They went wrong with it.
That's an expensive car, too.
It's an expensive car.
It just came out.
I feel like that's like, I don't know.
It's kind of better for them that it got stolen.
It's a bigger story than it's just rolling around.
Yeah, then it's just rolling around.
Wow, what if that's an inside drop then?
Someone stole my meat?
Yeah.
Because now we're all talking about fast meat.
Yeah.
Someone snapping into a Slim Jim car.
That's what I'm saying.
Taking it and it had to be Los Angeles.
But this car's been traveling all around.
Yeah, a thing it travels for all like the pay-per-view event.
The last fast meet I knew that it hit all these other places, like Chicago, like New York, it was big.
It's called FastMeet.
Yes.
And it's traveling different places.
And I have traveled different places.
And they said you're fast.
I thought it was a race.
That's crazy.
Hey, on race.
No.
I think you can't be.
All right, hope the slim gym gets found.
Yeah, that's crazy.
I hope it's found safe, you know.
And I hope fast meat, slow down.
Slow down, little homie.
Slow down, slow down, slow down.
Drop them, find their meat.
All right.
Are we done being little kids?
Are we done being little kids?
Yes.
Just one more, one more.
Honestly, with all these references and stuff, I'm just beat, you know?
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help?
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, fly.
line we got you for the homie help line the home girl jacelle needs our help all right she sent us a
dm and said brown bag i need your help my fiance and i are getting married in april and during a conversation
about an after party slash next day brunch with immediate family a family came into the conversation
let's just say my fiance was not happy about the idea and basically said i kept shooting his
reasons down she said one was we had to get ready for work the day
After your wedding?
After your wedding?
That's what they're saying.
Yeah.
Okay.
And that he doesn't want his parents to spend more money.
Even though, yeah, that his parents, he doesn't want his parents to spend more money.
And she said, even though I explained they wouldn't spend a dime on it.
She said, I even explained that it didn't need to be a huge thing and would just be a small hangout to enjoy our families becoming one.
Oh my gosh.
Isn't that with the point of the wedding?
It's essentially like a recalentata, right?
Yeah.
Like, so that's legit after, after like a big.
party event holiday everyone's sleeping over anyway we have all our cousins
delivered and then the next day we just like chill again yeah it's all the
leftover food eat the leftover food yeah I think her first mistake was saying brunch
brunch because that sounds expensive yeah yeah okay she said we call leftovers yes
like that sounds like a pay for it already exactly like it's already
so she said I'm so I'm so used to morning after brunches and after party hangouts
they were a big part of special occasions but what compromise can I make with him
so we're both satisfied.
I can't have the most special time of my life happened
and tell my family who flew in
and spent money to come all this way.
Thanks, now go home.
Yeah, okay.
So she needs our help.
Yeah, leftovers.
She's not spending it.
He's not with it.
What does she also put?
Not sure if it's a Latino thing or not.
So he must not be.
Yeah.
Okay, that makes sense.
Okay, so hubby,
hubby doesn't understand that like we can,
keep our family even if it's like, hey, we just want to see him.
Yeah.
We're just coming and then leaving the same day.
Like, they're going to stay for the weekend.
And that's what he probably was thinking, like, hey, thanks for coming to our wedding.
Get out of here.
Yeah.
Bye.
Right.
I don't want to get into ethnicity until she tells us.
We're going to try to get out on the phone.
But what would you do in that reason?
And then they're not going to make it to next year.
Yeah.
So this is a problem that's solvable.
Yeah.
Right.
Okay.
This reminds me of like when you throw birthday parties.
And then like, you know, there's like the.
the version where it's a huge party and it's an all night thing or you go to those places like two hours
and I'll go home all the schedules ones that was the weirdest thing for me my son got invited to a party again not gonna say that in the city
but like I pull up and I'm used to even staying at the party yeah like you go you stay at the party that's what the adult beverages are for yeah
and they're like okay bye we'll see you in two hours I'm not trusty what I'm not gonna leave my kid at a party with you
yeah that for two hours they had activities and all of that and you're just gonna have to come back and pick them up
It's a very odd thing.
Yeah.
It runs on a schedule.
Party shouldn't run on schedules.
Oh, yeah.
They'll be literally, they'll be done.
Yeah.
Like, four o'clock?
Everybody get the hell out.
Okay.
But her and her new man.
She's about to get married.
This is something that she's finding out, like,
why, I didn't know we had this in, like, as a difference.
Right?
Already we can tell we're probably different ethnicities.
She wants to have, like, a party after their wedding.
And he's saying, we got to go to work.
What work do you do unless you get married on a Sunday,
which is crazy?
Or a weekday.
Even then, take the week off, bro.
Nothing ever happened.
They don't got a honeymoon or nothing.
Also, he doesn't want his parents to pay,
which he's assuming that his parents are going to pay.
Yeah, nothing good ever happens at, like, after parties.
It's not an after party.
It's not a party at night time.
It's a party at night time.
You guys don't do that, Greg?
No.
Wow.
Yeah, you did with Jose.
After your Christian party.
He was there the next day.
He was the only one that showed up.
He was there for the actual party.
Yeah, and the next day.
Oh, at the next day.
That was just a cleanup.
Yeah.
And left over.
Of course.
Eh, hey, Mr. Fast-Me.
All right, look, we want to know what you would tell this baby girl,
and we got to get her on the line to the hair story.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
I don't know if I should be doing this TikTok live thing anymore.
Why?
It's distracting.
It's distracting.
I'm talking to everybody on TikTok live.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're saying the same thing I am about you, Greg.
You should be gone.
I'm about to go right now.
It's supposed to be in Bull Hight's at 8.30.
It's 746, dog.
About to make it smile.
Why do you're a superhero?
Because I said I have my sleigh outside with the reindeer.
It's Huberto.
Huberto's not your sleigh.
That's not Rudolph.
Unless you know where something's happening.
I'm Santa.
I am Santa.
I have my reindeer waiting outside.
You're Santa Greg.
Yeah.
The reindeer are pulling a Toyota.
You know what I'm saying?
Like that.
All right.
You're central Greg.
And you have tickets to go to Nott's Mary Farm.
And just so you know, do not run up on him and try to rob the tickets because it's just
piece of paper where we get your information he doesn't have the actual tickets on him
what he does have on him are some Jordans and a hundred dollar bill yeah kidding I'm
going shoeless now run up and hey if you you need to stay there even if the first
person goes and gets the tickets because people are gonna want to like say what's up to you
and probably jump you no I don't just stay there right there as long as possible
get it to the ground should I take them some cookies like Santa's cookies too yeah oh yeah
yeah yeah and shout everybody writing on me on the TikTok live it's cool I've never done
that before they gave me cool little presents I don't know
It's very nice.
All right.
What does the eggplant one mean?
Oh, it means eat healthy.
Eat your vegetables.
You know what, you're right.
Thank you for checking on me.
So it's time to head out with me?
Get out.
All right.
I'm heading out.
I'm taking my cookies and my coffee with me.
Adios.
What are you going to?
What are you going?
The tickets.
Those are our treats.
Don't forget a pen.
We're having a fun time, you guys.
Our bosses are drunk.
Everyone's on vacation.
I know.
But we still here.
They're making this work.
We're going to work.
We're going to work.
Okay.
Ging.
Okay.
Up to champagne.
We're just talking about the homie help line.
And baby girl that is about to get married.
What's going on, Vic?
So, Jacelle is getting married in April.
And she brought up the idea of a recalentada, but she called it a brunch.
And I guess the brunch part freaks her man out.
It's because she has another ethnicity man.
We don't know what he is.
But I'm assuming that brunch would be the closest thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
To the idea.
So he pictured probably like going out to a fancy restaurant and then everybody, you know,
gets like the most expensive things and they get mimosas and he's like, oh my God,
this is going to be like a $2,000 bill on top of everything.
But it really is just going to be people hanging out in the backyard.
Or in the living room, waking up in the sleeping bag.
Exactly.
Talking about what happened last night.
Exactly.
That's all it's going to be.
And it's so nice.
I think those are one of my nicest memory because like the deals are like,
you know what?
It's a good time to talk to like the abuelita.
Yes, everybody has that.
It's about back in Mexico.
Everybody has the morning voice.
Everybody's like super ronko.
Yeah.
And this is the time.
Cafe de Oya.
Yeah.
This is the time the kids can get money off their drunk uncles.
Love it.
Because they want to be left alone.
You just bug them, bug them.
And be like, here, just take 20.
Oh, good.
Oh, crud.
Oh, I know.
But new hubby to be has so many excuses as to why this is not cool for him.
He says, like, oh, they have to get ready for work the next day.
work that the pay he doesn't want his own parents to have to pay more because I'm assuming he thinks that
they gotta pay for it maybe they're paying for the wedding or something not to come yeah her reasoning
isn't strong for him his reasoning no no her like her uh defense yes like her presentation of like
why we should do this she didn't yeah girl you're delivering was all wrong right she said this is what
she said she said she wanted um it to be a small hangout to enjoy our families becoming one
That's what the wedding was for.
So that sounds redundant.
It needs to be like, you need to give like a more, like a better like,
like, we're going to play this crazy game that we always play like.
How could she best flip this to sell it to her man?
Yes.
Because right now he's thinking I'm going to come out of pocket of thousands of dollars.
There's no point that I'll eat again.
I fed you yesterday.
Exactly.
We eat every day.
She needs a better argument basically.
Yeah.
What could be her argument to win this, this next day party after?
her wedding with her husband.
Because right now he's not for it.
And it seems like he lays down the law, especially if he's saying like, no, I don't want to
pay for her.
We got to do it.
Like, it seems like she's very like, okay, whatever you say, signor.
Yeah.
It seems like she said like a bunch of things and he just replied, nah.
Nah.
We got to work in the morning.
Very dead light.
We got to work in the morning.
My parents are going to pay more for eight.
He's very responsible.
Yes.
He sounds very responsible.
Do that with the wedding.
Do that with the marriage.
All right.
All right.
Who we got on the line, mamacita.
We have Alex from Chicago on line one.
Alex.
Alex, good morning, Alex
Yo, yo, yo, what up, guys?
Yo, yo, Y, Alex.
Alex, what would you do in this situation?
Is who?
No, he just left.
I kick him out.
I got some beep with him, but we could talk about it later.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
She has beeper, Greg.
By the way, I will fight you all the way
from Chicago, bro.
For Greg, it's game.
What did he do?
What happened?
You'll fight me too?
Whoa, bro.
Chill out.
That's a crime.
I called the homie.
help line, I think yesterday
and he just hung up on me.
Like completely. That was Irene.
Irene was on the line yesterday.
Yeah, and then, no,
I think it was a day before.
The day before?
Yeah, no, Irene does a great job.
Greg is the one that's...
Oh, my God.
We're never going to replace you, Irene.
You don't need to have people call Lynn and dish on Greg.
She does.
She does.
That's good.
Okay, so Irene, you're used to Irene answering
and being awesome with you.
And then Greg was answering the other day when Irene didn't
want to come into work.
And so he was doing the best that he could.
Yeah.
But what?
That's so wasn't good enough.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
He's really.
Yeah.
There's an atmosphere line and it said and they say everything is all I have to give you and
I'm afraid that it enough.
That's definitely Greg right now.
He's giving you his all and you don't like it, Alex.
No, no, of course not.
Okay.
So you called into the homie help line today to pick a fight.
Yeah.
Yeah, and to give advice.
Oh, okay.
Wow, you're so amazing.
What's the advice you have for baby girl?
What's her name?
Justelle.
Just out.
Yeah, so I think I kind of agree with her that, you know, that she, that's about having
that idea of brunch.
I don't really think she was looking for anything big by the way she explained it.
I do think that she definitely has to go into detail that, by the way Vic said, but at the
same time, Vic only has two-month relationships, so who celebrates that?
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, that's correct.
It's crazy.
You know what?
You know what?
It's a hell of a two months, though.
This is what we sound like.
Yeah.
This is, he sounds just like us
and we're talking about it because then we just start going on each other.
It's not doing okay when we do it though.
Alex is the only.
Yeah, I just don't afford to live in L.A.
So he moved to Chicago.
It's cool, Alex.
All right, bro, what's up?
At this point, just give me Greg's job, you know.
Oh, my God.
That's one thing we're not going to do.
Wow.
Let's move back.
Wow.
You're so cute.
Okay, if you want to meet him and if you get his shoes, maybe you can take his job.
No.
No.
Alex, we're going to jump off, off air with you.
We won't jump you off air.
Wow.
He's aggressive today.
Very good.
He hasn't been that aggressive before.
Alex, he's like a long-time caller, but that's what happens when you don't be, like, customer services everything, Greg.
Yeah.
He hasn't had his coffee just going to.
He's turned up today.
No.
Imagine you calling your favorite radio station and you live in Chicago and you're calling
in LA and then that one full of the answer is like hey okay hold on and then hangs up on you
oh yeah you'll be so upset and you're not gonna be upset at the show because you know the show
don't do that you know any other day irene'll be like oh yeah how the kids oh yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you know what you know like he's mad why because it's like
eight degrees in chicago right now yeah it's here we're a little bit mad all right uh let's
set up this fight maybe i'll talk to golden boy see if we do it like an undercar yeah
Yeah, Greg and this will Alex?
I like it.
All right, but we got to help, Giselle.
Yes.
Oh, yeah, he didn't even give any advice.
Yeah, he said.
Barely.
He said whatever Vic said, except Vic has two-week relationships.
Yeah.
So pretty much.
He's like, what does he know?
Yeah, what does he know?
All right.
8-18-2-1059.
We want to know how can we help this girl,
Giselle, pitch this recalentada to her new man,
which is like the next day after a party where you're eating leftovers,
you're vibing with your family and all of that.
Because she pitched it as a brunch.
And he's like, no, we're not doing brunch.
We're not going to have that.
Let everybody go home.
They came for the wedding.
I didn't even want to see them when they were at the wedding.
But they came.
I want to see them gone, all right?
And if you're in that relationship where you're the one that loves the party
and then you have the other partner that's like, no, I want people out.
I don't even want to do it.
Can we do it at somebody else's house?
Why do we got to do all of that, okay?
So if you're married to me, you could call in.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean phone line.
We got your phone.
The homie help line.
Jaselle needs our head.
Okay.
Jacelle needs our help and it was kind of confusing.
It was confusing to read this story.
It's confusing to, she confused her man, calling it a brunch.
Yeah.
She didn't make a strong enough argument.
She must not be in sales.
And she's on the phone right now.
Yep.
Oh.
She had line eight.
Line eight.
Jaze.
Jaselle.
Hello, Bombay.
What's up, Jell?
We're trying to help you, Gigi.
But you're making it hard.
Yeah.
Pause.
All right.
I had so much to say, but I didn't want it to be, like, a super long thing.
So, yeah.
So tell us, is he another ethnicity?
He's half white and half black.
Okay, so, mm, got it.
So that's why when you were like, he might not understand what this brunch thing is,
because it might be a Latino thing.
We're like, okay, he's probably not Latino.
So understand, like, the quote unquote recalentada, right?
Yeah, pretty much.
Okay, so you called it a brunch.
And anyone that says brunch?
Sounds expensive.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, no.
Normally when I do brunch with like friends or whatever, we kind of just like all go to
someone's house and we have like baby eggs or something like just hooked up in the kitchen
that's like hours and then they maybe bring some drinks or whatever and we just hang out
on the couch like it's nothing big.
We don't have to spend a lot of money.
And that's kind of what I was hoping for since my whole family, it's a family of like, I don't
know, like 12 or 13.
They're coming all the way from Texas.
And they're coming for this big L.A.
wedding.
And I don't only get to see them maybe twice a year.
Right.
So I didn't want to just have them be at the wedding and, like, be distracted by a bunch of
other people.
And then tell my family, like, uh-huh, thanks for coming now.
Go back home.
Bye.
And Loki, is that what your man wants?
Like, hey, thanks for coming.
Thanks for the president.
Peace out.
It kind of sounded like it.
Because when he brought up like, oh, no, we got to go back to work.
I was like, work, what are you talking about?
We're supposed to like enjoy the whole Sunday.
And he was like, no, we got to clean the house
and we have to get ready for work.
And I even asked like, why aren't we only taking Sunday off?
Like, why don't we just also take like a Monday off?
Because, you know, it's our special weekend or whatever.
Do you guys work together?
It's a little bit of back and forth.
But what happened at the office party?
All right.
All right, Giselle.
So you definitely are.
for this. You don't see your family often.
That makes a little bit more sense.
Yeah. Yeah. Of course.
And there's like 13 of them, of course, you're Latina.
There's like 13 of them.
To him, like, where are they staying? Because you're going to have the wedding at your
crib?
Well, no, I'm having a wedding in L.A.
And I have some family, like most of my family's in Texas, but my brother and his
their sister-in-law just moved to New Hampshire.
So, like, I know they're spending a bunch of money to try and come out and, like, be
supportive.
But, you know, it's hard for them because they got to also take off work too.
Yeah.
And, you know, if they're coming all this way to, you know, say what's up and, you know,
enjoy the time and get to know his family.
Right.
Why wouldn't we just kind of keep it going and try and get to know each other even more?
You got to watch fools rush in with them.
Look, I got.
So you can see, like, when they went on the boat and they met all the family and they're, like,
they, you need to meet.
The family need to meet and mingle, because this is the first time they're probably going to meet each other.
But if you guys are going to be together forever, which I hope and I bless you with forever,
they're going to see each other every so often, you know?
Right.
Yeah.
My parents and his parents have met a couple times, which is pretty good.
And my brothers are pretty chill.
So, like, it's all cool.
It sounds like it's like a more intimate setting is like what you want, like to spend time with them.
But I have an idea.
So maybe you don't tell them that your family's coming over.
and then they come over
and then you can get your first argument
out the way.
Your first argument
as a married couple.
Don't listen to this advice.
No, no, no, no.
Don't listen to his advice.
Please, baby, girl.
I'm scared.
I'm scared for your wedding already.
Your marriage is on the rocks already.
You haven't even got married.
It's the first test.
Why did you men say that he doesn't want
his parents to pay for it?
Well, in reality, we're having two weddings.
Whoa.
Oh, Jesus, it passes.
Yeah, so I'm having, you know, my mom, she's a huge Panamanian Latinas.
So, like, she did not want me to have a church wedding in L.A.
She was like, there's no way you're going to do it out there.
You have to do it in Texas because I threw you up.
I need to see you get married in a church.
So my fiance is currently going to OCI to get baptized and everything.
Like, he's getting done.
So we wanted to get married now.
So we were like, okay, let's just do a small civil wedding in L.A.
And then go to Texas sometime in the future for a church wedding.
And it worked out.
Well, you are putting your man through it.
Okay, I get him now.
He has to go to the Catechism School.
No, I totally get his side now.
He's like, enough weddings.
Three isn't enough?
You got to go to work.
How many times?
You want to get married in the church?
You want to get married over here.
Man, go to catechism or get all his sacraments in so you can get married in a church in Texas.
Yeah.
Because that's what your mom wants.
He's probably like, I'm going to marry your mom.
I'm married you.
Yeah, the Texas wedding is not really for us.
It's for my mama.
I respect it.
She can get the wedding she deserves.
Yeah, she definitely deserves.
Yeah.
It's for her.
What are you going to do?
I might have switch slides on this.
Yeah.
What are you going to do?
We're helping her.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I really can't help you.
What do?
You tell me what you're going to do, Jezelle.
What if you thought of?
What are your ideas?
I'm just going to keep trying to more than like, hey, maybe let's do it on a Friday so you don't have to worry about going to work.
Just schedule in the activities.
I love it.
Yeah.
I got an idea.
Have it during his bachelor party.
See what he said?
Look, let's do it on Friday.
I'll marry you.
Oh, he is a minister.
I'll bring the good vibes.
Yeah.
When's your wedding?
April?
April 13.
Okay, I'm just
just saying this right now,
Gizal.
I don't know if you like this or not,
but it'll be really cool
if you let our guy
Maximo marry you
and then we'll take care
of the brunch.
Oh,
that was cool.
Yeah.
But Maximo has to,
Maximo the minister has to marry you.
Yes.
And now this is a part of selling
like, look,
the radio's gonna be there.
Yeah.
I'm back.
Like, you gotta give him some like incentive
because right now he's like,
meet your family.
I already met them.
I'm going to Texas.
I'm going to catechism.
Like enough.
We know this.
I'm Catholic now.
Yeah.
I used to be Christian.
I changed religions.
Yeah.
See, this is the part of sales right here.
All right.
Jayzell, we'll talk about it.
We'll talk about it.
That was stressful.
I know.
That was stressful.
Usually the homie help lines are really easy for me.
No, that was difficult.
That was very hard, you guys.
You're telling you.
She kept that out the DM too.
Yeah.
We're having two weddings.
By the way, I keep hearing I use pause wrong.
I use it how I want to.
Pause?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I was like, that was really hard.
Pause, right?
Yeah.
And they're like, let the you're using your own.
No, you used.
That's fine.
Right?
But it's because I'm not a dude.
Yeah.
Oh, they're being annoying.
Yeah, but I am whatever I say am.
Boom.
Yeah.
Like you know.
Pause.
And I mean pause like, like pause.
Like, like, round.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
All right.
It makes something.
All right.
All right.
Look, we have a lot to do.
Yeah.
We're lost on track.
Hey.
Sambra Salla with Anci.
Right.
guys to the guys here
listen up this is what you do
not tell your girl
okay? Alright okay because Marcel is Wiley
he is whiling you guys
So this full he's a retired football player
Maximu I know who you say you know him really
He's a sports analyst and he's actually a clippers fan
Big Clipper fan yeah he played for the Chargers and the Cowboys
He's a clipper fan yeah yeah hey he's from out here
He's from Compton he looks really cool
Yeah he looks really cool
Yeah he's cool
And so he was saying
he was sharing that his wife actually was saying that he rated her an eight and a half, you guys,
which is something you don't tell your wife, listen.
Oh, it's okay.
Sorry.
It's okay.
Yeah, but Marcellus is actually really cool.
I have a funny story about him.
I went to a concert and Mac 10 was performing.
Yeah.
And he was having, I was sitting right behind him and he was having the time of his life.
He was like, oh.
Four live.
Yeah, he was screaming.
Max 10 went up to him and dabbed them.
and dab them up.
Really?
Yeah, he's a big hip-hop fan.
He's a DJ too.
Wow.
He's a DJ?
Yeah, he DJs too.
Damn, he's really cool,
but he's reading his wife really low.
Listen.
Marcel, he always tells me that the reason
he fell in love with me
is because he's like,
you're an eight and a half at everything.
He's like, you're not a ten in looks.
You're not a ten as an athlete.
You're not a ten in brains.
He's like, but you are a solid eight and a half
at everything you do.
And he's like, you know,
not a lot of people can say that.
Whatever.
That's what show is this?
She's on the real housewives of Beverly Hills.
No,
but she's telling everyone like, hey, I'm an eight and a half according to my husband.
So you don't say that.
He plays too much like Madden.
Like, because he rated her.
He rated her.
He's like, wow, you across the board.
You just like, you have no flaws.
And that's the thing I learned.
And this makes me feel a little bit better.
Because they will rate a girl all day every day.
That's a thing that faces boom, the body boom, all that stuff.
They rate everything.
They rate baseball players.
They rate basketball players.
We see everything as a stat.
Everything has a stat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, shout out you guys.
Just keeping it all over across the board.
But don't say it.
You don't say it out loud.
You don't say it to the thing you're rating.
You say it to your homies.
Yes, that's what I'm saying.
He's bold for that.
Very bold.
And he still goes, he has a YouTube channel.
And he goes on and he starts explaining the type of person he is.
You know, he's like, I'm not an actor.
I'm not going to pretend and tell you what you want to hear.
If you ask me if you look good in something and you don't, I'm going to tell you you look bad.
I'm going to keep it 100.
Dude.
But then he starts to break down how he rated her the eight and a half.
Oh my God.
And he's like, you know what?
Eight and a half?
She's not.
She's like, she's the nine in looks.
And brains, my girl, she's super smart.
She's the nine.
And then he's a-
Okay.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
But listen, when he starts describing her personality, that's when it starts going down.
What about her?
personality. Now, she's really good. I would go low nines, though. Now we start to get low nine.
Yeah. Because she's a people pleaser. I don't like people pleases. So, you know, you start to drive
again. But she has a big heart. She's nice. She's not kind. So she doesn't get a 10. She gets a nine. So where's it
going down to get under that eight to get her to that eight and a half? Here we go. My wife has OCD.
Bad. Bad. Capital O. Capital. She capital D. The OCDs was giving her an eight and a half overall.
Knocked off some points.
Overoff.
I like how he says she's nice but not kind.
And now I'm like, what is nice but not kind?
You say please and thank you, but you don't tip?
Yeah.
Or like what's a nice but not kind?
It's just like she's nice in the sense of like she does what she has to do in that moment.
Maybe like courteous, like but kind is like acts for someone like, oh, they're struggling.
Let me help them.
This seems like he has.
No, my problem.
Like a full data chart laid out.
And he's like, she would have got more points if she would have gone to that holiday toy drive and gave away to the kids.
But actually, she didn't go.
So knocked off a few points.
Brought it down an 8.5.
Yeah.
This sounds like too much.
I imagine that dinner and she cooks.
And he's literally rating every single thing.
This rice?
Uh, seven and a half.
This steak, you could have cooked in a little better.
I'll give it an A.
He carries around a notebook.
Riley.
Wiley.
Wiley.
Wiley.
was an NFL player?
Yes, he was a 10 NFL player?
No.
What was he?
He was probably like a 7.9.
Like a 7.9?
Oh, he has his upgrade.
Yeah.
He actually outpunted his coverage.
Yeah.
There you go, Marcel.
This is a win for you, God.
And he was a sports on the list.
Okay, and what was he at that?
Probably like a 10.
7.6.
7.6.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because if Stephen A. Smith is 10.
Actually, to me, he was like a 9.3.
He's a clipper fan.
He's a clipper fan.
He gets 0.5 extra.
I don't like, I don't like clipper fans.
Knock off few points.
Yeah, okay.
Because it's always like, it's never the Bradpits of the world that are like talking smack about the way a girl looks.
It's always the zeros.
And I mean zeros because they look like it.
And I would hope that he's rating himself on the same scale, right?
If he's like, okay, my wife is 8.5.
But, you know, I am.
Because remember she's nice.
She's nice.
Yeah.
But he's kind.
There's a difference.
He thinks he's nicer and kinder, maybe.
Maybe.
I also love the fact that she's just like whatever about it and goes along with it.
Like it's just really cool that.
Yeah.
Like she's a good sport about it.
Like she doesn't take a personal.
He gives her extra points for that.
I mean, 8.5 isn't bad either.
Yeah.
For being able to take a joke.
Because supposedly, according to you guys, we don't know how to take a joke.
Yeah.
So that had her some points.
No, yeah.
We need like a point meter.
Yeah, keep adding points up.
That's crazy, Angie.
Yeah, but he didn't even, when he was like fighting his case, he still doubled down on the eight and a half.
Because he's like, you know what?
People are not even 10.
You guys are all wrong.
There's no such thing as perfect people.
Now, when you're talking about my wife, she's an 8.5 out of 10s.
No doubt.
I don't think that my wife was rated too low.
I think y'all rated too high.
But I don't think anybody's a 10.
Overall, hell no.
I'm saying my wife is very good to excellent in terms of her overall score.
He's not helping himself.
Roll should have been a teacher.
Score the SATs, Doc.
Now, is he comparing her to like past girls or something?
No, he's definitely going on his little chart.
Stop it.
I'm just saying like, no, I'm just like, yo, I know a nine.
Like, I know a nine point five.
Like I just wonder why he's.
No tens exist.
Yeah.
I wonder why he's fixated on that number.
I don't know.
Stop it, big.
Stop.
What?
You think he knows the name?
What's the thing that they call?
Like the person that, like you, that one, like the person that, ah.
Like the one that got away, right?
But they call it something.
Like, it's not a drunk elephant.
It's like you're something elephant or like you're something.
You're lobster?
Lobster.
Lobship?
Oh.
Oh, I read with the red sweater, dog.
That's what I mean.
Lobscher?
What?
I've never heard of it for.
It's a friend reference.
Oh. No, it's not your lobster.
It's something, it's, I'll look for the term.
Clam?
Yeah, like something like that.
Like a great white.
But whatever.
It's the animal, I don't know, they use it as a term.
That's my blah, blah, blah.
If you ever see your man talk about his like great white or whatever, Angie,
talking about, okay.
Great white buffalo.
It's always a best friend from high school.
Is that what it says?
Yeah, great white buffalo.
The one that got away or first love.
See?
Great White Buffalo.
He ever talks about the great white buffalo?
He's not talking about wings, dog.
No.
He's talking about her.
Thank you, Lattee.
That's funny, and he played the beginning of his career in Buffalo.
In Buffalo, Buffalo.
You're right.
To grow up in Buffalo, he's like, that was a nine.
Hey, hey, stop trying to get my boy in trouble, man.
Yeah, he's probably listening right now.
Oh, man.
Thank you for that.
That'll be crazy.
All right, that's it for Sondrasala.
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I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings.
I'm Power 106.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Eset?
Don't you know I'm local?
All right.
I want to see what.
Everybody's answers are for this question right here.
What's the most searched Christmas movie in California?
And tell me why.
Most searched Christmas movie in California.
Teacher.
Okay.
Hold on.
I like the microphone.
Roll play.
Pause.
Oh.
As I said, pause, so you don't get any ideas.
Home alone.
Home alone.
Pause again.
Whoa.
No, no, I'm not saying I'm home alone.
I'm saying the movie.
Sometimes you're a hold on.
Why?
Because.
It's the Christmas movie.
It's the greatest Christmas movie ever created.
That's my excuse answer.
Is that also your answer to me?
No.
What's your answer?
The Grinch.
Yes.
We have Universal Studios.
We have Grinchmas.
Everybody knows the Grinchness.
Yeah, yeah.
The Santa Claus.
The Santa Claus.
The first movie.
Mm-hmm.
I love that one.
Yep.
You shake the globe and he comes out.
And he comes out.
Yeah.
Oh, I love that movie.
The way they made hot chocolate look so good in that movie.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like how it pops up in the sleet.
I hated the villain in that movie.
Who was the villain?
The villain?
Wasn't it like Jack Frost or something?
Wasn't it?
Oh, no.
She's talking about the first one.
Tim Allen, mom.
And Lomalan was the villain because he killed Santa.
Well, yeah.
And then so he had to become Santa.
More Lear if you haven't seen it.
Oh, no.
Yeah, I came out of the 90s.
All right.
Irene, you want to check me in on this, girl?
I was going to say the Grinch.
The Grinch?
Yeah, because of the Grinch.
Yeah, because of the University Studios.
All right.
Just because you got two votes, it doesn't mean you're going to win.
All of you are wrong.
What?
What is it?
The most searched Christmas movie in California.
Oh, my God, what is it?
What's this?
What's this?
Nightmare before Christmas.
It can be argued that that's not a Christmas movie.
It is a Christmas movie.
Yeah, because don't remember the, what's this?
That's in Christmas Town.
Hold on.
What's this?
That's like Christmas Town, dog.
What's this?
He was learning about Christmas.
So much you want to be Santa.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it's a good movie.
And then in the movie, Halloween had passed.
It happens at Christmas time.
Oh, you're right.
Yeah, but he didn't do traps to save his home.
What?
What?
He didn't make traps to save his home.
Oh, Home alone.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
How we were talking about Jack.
Home alone doesn't win.
This is not race.
This is literally they did calculations.
They did data of what we're searching.
Because see, they could still find out what we're searching,
even though you're using a private browser, everybody.
So yeah, think about that, fellas.
Whoa, whoa.
Pause?
Go to delete my history.
Okay.
Clear your cash, clear your cash.
Okay.
California's most searched Christmas movie is Nightmare Before Christmas.
Wow.
I like Nightmare for Christmas.
Yeah.
It's a good song.
And the other ones around the world, I think you're like, looking at crazy, this little
map.
California, Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas, we're all by each other, and we all love Nightmare
Before Christmas.
What I do think is that we're probably searching, is it a Christmas movie?
Yeah.
Because I feel like that's the movie you have questions about.
Yeah.
What about the East Coast?
What do they like?
Okay.
Love actually.
What?
Love actually.
Losers.
Yeah.
Let me see.
Oh, New York does Home Alone.
That's right.
Dude, only two states, Home Alone is the most searched.
New York and Illinois, Chicago.
Illinois because, yeah.
Because it's cold.
No, that's where it's based in the space.
Oh.
They know about movies.
They know about movie
Yeah
Yeah
Well that's crazy
I would have
All right
But yeah
There you go
There you have it
We're just
Go watch it today
Enjoy
All right
Yeah
I don't know
I'm still questioning
This data
Me too
Why
Why don't
Because
Home Alone is the greatest
Christmas
movie of all time
That's not what the search is
though
The thing is not
What's the greatest
movie
The thing is
What's the most
Search movie
Yeah
Okay
Elf should be
On here more
Yeah
Right
How do I forget
About
Florida loves Elf.
Wow.
Plains a lot.
Florida, man.
I want to tell you guys about this debate that I was seeing online.
And I want your take on it.
Just picture yourself, you're at home.
You're warm or you're cozy.
You're chilling.
This morning.
What is the room temperature?
What's the temperature on the thermostat?
What's the perfect thermostat temperature?
73.
73?
I'll say 75.
75.
It's not a one-up.
It's like whatever it is.
Yeah.
75.
Yeah.
I'm like, it's like, what do you think?
Two more than that.
One degree.
You're not going to win in the team.
Final answer.
Because there's a video of a guy who literally has, he put a lock on his thermostat.
Yeah.
And he put the thermostat at 78 because 78 is perfect for him.
That's so hot.
And his kids keep making like they, I wonder why kids love AC.
I feel like we all loved AC.
Yeah.
We just love AC.
But I feel like the parents are.
You love it when you don't pay for it.
Facts.
Yeah.
Because now I'm like,
So he says 78 is perfect.
And so that's raising a debate online.
What is the perfect temperature for your house?
You say 73?
73.
75.
75.
Yeah.
That's funny.
Recently, I went to a girl's house and she had 62 degrees.
You're lying.
When I walked in and I was freezing, I was like, damn, it's cold.
You're like, girl, how much is working this?
So I remember sitting down and thinking like, girl, I'm not sure.
Did you get hurt in them?
Is this a test?
So I get there and I like still in the council.
You started jogging in place?
Yeah.
Like okay, like if we really like get together, like this is going to be a debate.
This is going to be a thing.
We're going to have to like meet somewhere.
I'm like I get cold fast.
She's over here like in Antarctica in her apartment.
And I'm just like, yo.
60 what?
62.
That's crazy.
It's not even summertime.
At all.
It was at nighttime, too.
You know what's crazy?
That's why she takes a hot shower.
You know how I was like girls always take hot shower?
Yeah, because you're in an igloo.
Yeah.
That is wild.
Anything 60s is way too cold.
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's crazy.
How long did the warm up take?
I'm so dumb.
I'm good at like a 72.
I'm between 70 and 72.
Yeah.
I think that's perfect.
That's how we have it here in the studio.
Yeah, even when it's, like, let's say when it's hot,
bringing the heat down to like that or like when it's cold,
bringing it up.
So that range is perfect.
Perfect weather conditions.
It still gets a little chilling.
But I have to get up like around two or three in the morning because leave it to Jorge.
He'll do the nest and it's like 86.
Oh, it's hot.
Really?
Yeah.
Because you just want to like the faster it gets hot, the better like me.
Oh, I see.
And so I'm like, no, no, hold on.
We got to slow down.
Slow now.
I just want to get to know you.
Pause.
Just kidding.
Now I'm just going to use pause everywhere.
Just to get on people's nerves.
It's getting on people's nerves.
You're using your.
wrong.
Irene, what's your house like?
You have eight fridges.
I know, but does that help with the
is the door open on the fridges?
They help cool the place down?
My dad doesn't
let us put it any higher than like 76.
What do you mean he doesn't let you?
Well, because when we lower it
like he gets mad.
So like we'll lower it like to make it really cold
and then we'll hear his track and we're like,
oh crap.
And then we don't move it.
So I hope you're not listening
man.
It's a real thing.
Especially when you live with a lot of people.
All our body temperatures.
It's different ranges.
Yes.
Angie, how many, like, what about at your house?
72 would be the perfect.
Do people fight over like the...
Oh, yeah, my brother all the time.
But you know what?
He's a little bigger, so it's like, we'll lose weight then.
Oh, my God.
Your brother's like, anybody else hot in here?
Yeah, we're like, no.
Everybody's like, no.
No, we're crazy.
He's sweating?
Yes.
And how does that remind me is do not.
So hot.
Jose, how's the weather in the garage?
Do you get to choose in the thermoset?
Is it insulated?
I actually don't have a heater.
No way.
I just wear blankets.
Double socks?
No, you guys, it's so sad.
He has no heater, so he's like freezing at night.
And it's not like insulated, huh?
No, I just wear hoodies.
Isn't that against permits if you do like a converted garage?
I don't think his house is permitted.
Yeah, I don't think so much.
You know, like Costco.
Does the family of that home know you live there?
I don't know.
I always have a fear when I go into my garage that someone's going to be in there.
Someone's living in there?
Yeah, that someone's just shooting in there.
It's me?
I live in like this garage.
Wow, do you don't have a heater room?
I know. I'll throw that in there.
I'll throw that in there, bro.
I'll be more sure.
I'll be more sure.
Okay.
We don't know.
Let us know what's like the perfect temper.
Do you fight about it in your crib?
Like, is that a cause for concern?
If you were like Vic and you went over someone's house and they had a crazy.
easy temperature on their thermostat.
Made me double think everything.
I'm like, oh, is this going to work out?
Yeah.
I mean, I usually only last two months, but it might go a little shorter than this.
I can't stand this cold.
Shorter is a keyword here.
It's power 106.
LA number one for hip-up, baby.
It's power 106.
We're a brown bag and we're having a debate.
What's that perfect thermostat temperature and what fight have you gotten in too
because no one agrees with you in your crib?
Vic went over a girl's house and she was at 60-something.
It was a test.
Crazy.
It made me wonder if she was cold bloody.
It's definitely cold bloody.
And then what would have been if it was your house?
Like 73.
Yeah.
It would be very cool, you know?
Like, yeah.
Just like good mid-temp.
Like, you're not hot, you're not cold.
Yeah.
But, like, it also was like the first time, like, being at her apartment.
You know, as a guy, you don't want to seem like, like, anything is, like, wrong with you, right?
So you're just like right there like, no, this is fine.
You want me to turn it off?
Shivery?
I'm just like,
no,
that's good,
it's good.
I'm just
keep my jacket on.
She probably thought
you were anemic
as hell.
God.
You want some iron pills?
All right.
Irene,
who we have to let me be going?
We have JD from Carson on line one.
J.D.
J.
What up,
I'm bad?
What's up,
J.D?
What's you doing?
We're on the way to work right now.
Come on.
Me too.
I'm at work right now.
It's crazy.
All right,
talk to us.
What type of conversations,
interactions,
gotten over the thermostat.
So I was saying that like the perfect temperature is like 70 to 72, you know,
it's like I'm a big boy.
I'm like 280 right now.
280?
And you know, like yeah, like 280 to toil.
Like me, I sweat, you know.
Yeah.
I'm in like, I'm in like, I'm in Josebo.
Like, be sweat easy.
Oh.
But what I do, back when I was like, back when I'm single, I felt like a girl
be like, oh, four levels go watch a movie.
Because I can't be one.
I can't be flooding about my own house
It's on the rear
Right
But then also
I'm like
Come over here
La Mama's gonna say
Girl buddy
Wow
So I'm over here
Like
Like a love
And you miss it
Oh
No no I definitely
Definitely didn't miss
No opportunities
If you know what I'm saying
No
No
That was
That was
That was
That was
Yeah
Okay
We still got the weekend
Coming up
We got Monday coming up
All right
Talk to me
So back
You said back
back when you were dating
So are you dating
Now or what's going
on?
I'm dating now.
I'm with my girl.
We're happy.
Oh, you have a girl.
You're not dating,
you're taking now.
Yeah.
Oh,
he was talking about back in his player days.
So it's the same thing.
Like,
whenever it's cold,
she's over,
like,
oh,
we're just going to cut it up
and she's going,
I'm over here,
so then I'm like,
make it off me,
it's high.
She's like,
it's 65.
Yeah.
I'm like,
your body's making me
hot.
Yeah.
It's an opportunity,
like,
sounds like an opportunity
to meet, girl.
All right,
dude,
that's a trip.
smart though that's a good move I'll be your blanket
girl I look he shout out to my big guys
and my big girls like even just the sweating aspect
of it like it does
all body types do that yeah
and it's when you're with someone that sweat
so much and you're like that can't even touch you
yeah yeah the both Jorge
and Jorge sweat a lot
like they they sweat and I'm just like
we can't cuddle like that
like it's a thing and also
it's different like where you grow up and stuff because like
people on the east coast are like
better with cold temperatures than we are
They're used to that.
Yeah, they listen to get Richard Dutrian.
Exactly.
