Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep. 132 (01/10/24)

Episode Date: January 10, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's Power 106, Brownback Mornings, When he was the ad. Shout out to Jid, J-I-D. That's a cool guy right there. That's right. Oh, wait, hold on, and where are you? It's really cool to hear him play on Power 106. Yeah. He's done freestyle with the L.A. Leakers, which are great.
Starting point is 00:00:13 Shout out to my guy, Jid. But he's more, like, if you want to say underground, he's more like of an underground or not, like niche type of type of rapper. Yeah. So it's cool to see that one, he got TikTok popping. And two, we're playing him on Radio 106. Yeah. Exactly. And then Irene can, every time she hears it.
Starting point is 00:00:29 She's like, oh, my God. Yeah, I guess I'm happy. It makes my morning. Yeah. I'm smiling right now. Yeah. Yeah, no. She really, like, she's a big supporter of JID.
Starting point is 00:00:37 And I DM'd him and I'm like, hey, you got to come through. And he's like, I'm going to make some time and I'm going to come to. Wow. Wow. I love it. I was looking at like Valentine's Day still because already Valentine's Day is here. Yeah. I see in order.
Starting point is 00:00:56 Yeah. My living room is a mix of, like, starting to put Valentine's decorations and the tree is still. Your tree still? Really? It takes a lot. It takes a lot. I have to find time up to work and try to take it down. It is a lot.
Starting point is 00:01:08 I put mine away on Sunday. It's a lot. And then you have the clean up after. It was crazy. Mine died like two days after Christmas. Oh, you have a real tree that's like. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that didn't happen.
Starting point is 00:01:18 Yeah. We still have our Christmas lights up and they still light up every night. That's cute. Do they sing still? No. No, not those ones. Okay, sadly. But there was this backpack.
Starting point is 00:01:30 What are they called? lounge flyes, Irene. Yes. Lounge fly backpacks. And it's a red backpack with like a heart in it. You know like how they have different ones for different seasons? The cute little backpacks that girls wear at Disney. Oh, that's the one.
Starting point is 00:01:43 Yeah. And it's so cute. Greg, look it up for whichever one, someone you're talking to. They're not worthy. Yeah, those bags are expensive. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:54 If you go to the swap me or something. Well, not if you wanted to last. Not if you order it from Angie. Oh, yeah. It's just going to say sports on It's going to say characters You guys do inside jokes
Starting point is 00:02:08 And now you have to say Hold on We're going to do that We're going to explain that inside That is very inside Sorry, yeah All right To this inside joke
Starting point is 00:02:19 Brick is in here We're wearing a Rams jersey Okay I've never seen him in my life Where a Rams jersey Every I got for free That was weird
Starting point is 00:02:28 And then he was like I like sports Right He's a charger for Yeah, he's a charger. But his backyard is all full of Broncos. Oh, yeah, because your parents. My parents are Broncos.
Starting point is 00:02:37 So he likes sports. Yeah, so when they played the Raiders the other day, I wore all my Raiders stuff because I've raider. Just to piss them off. You're a team. No, I just like. Now you're a big five. You got all the jerseys. But we're saying tomorrow he's going to come with a hat that just says sports.
Starting point is 00:02:55 I thought you guys are joking. Yeah. And then Angie, what are you saying? Yeah, I'm like, no, you know what? I used to sell tea. hats that just said sports and people would buy them like I would sell a lot of them and I would have them
Starting point is 00:03:07 in different color ways and it would just literally say sports so you're telling me men walk around with hats that just says the word sports it's those people that want to be included but don't know about sports that no no no it's not because you'll wear it I would not wear this
Starting point is 00:03:22 I got it for free yeah that makes it sound like such cavemen go sports me lucky sports people run fast My name is Jeff. I like sports.
Starting point is 00:03:33 That's why I got this hat. That's a sports. If you are wearing a sports hat right now, just a hat or a shirt that says sports, we're talking to you, bro. It's a shout on you. It's your day. Go sports. Let's go being generic.
Starting point is 00:03:47 The best thing is like, it's always like in team colors. So it would be like Dodger colors, Rams colors. But it's sports. Yeah, I just said that. I would fill them like that. If there's any kind of like merch, like team merch, you just get something. that says sports. They really just don't know
Starting point is 00:04:03 anything about the sports so they just get some. I thought honestly, maybe like it's like people that go to a game and they want to feel included. Yeah. So it's like,
Starting point is 00:04:11 oh, go sports and they're only going to wear it like once or twice. Go sports. That's what I'm doing today. It's a universal. You can wear it at a baseball game. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:04:19 but it's just so random. Like a girls I can walk around this shit that says, makeup. You know? I want to be surprised. Things that you like,
Starting point is 00:04:26 like movies. Like, you know what? I'm going to try. I'm going to try. I'm going to get my Come back and try it. Movies. Dance.
Starting point is 00:04:35 Yeah. TikTok. Latinos. Social media. Latinas. Yeah, Latinas. All kinds. All things.
Starting point is 00:04:42 Okay. Look, keep it here. We have simper pim on the way. Maximo. A comedian is getting simper pin. A comedian?
Starting point is 00:04:49 Yeah. A really big comedian is going to get Simper pin. No. No, no, because I mean, that's him. Wait, is he that big
Starting point is 00:04:57 or isn't he kind of small? I mean, he's pretty small. Okay, a big small, a big small comedian. Spireway to six. Brum bag, brum bag, brum bag, brum, simp or pimp. Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip. Sip, Sip. I know you are, but what am I, Greg?
Starting point is 00:05:19 Sip. You're a Sim. Don't let me talk about that tamale you were eating. Sib, Sip. All right, Maximo, what's going on, bro? Well, well, we all heard the, you know, Cat Williams or seen clips of the Cat Williams interview. No, what happened?
Starting point is 00:05:34 What happened? Really? Yeah. Cat Williams, he had an interview with Uncle Shannon Sharp, and he was just going in on all the comedians. Like who? But it was like a skit, no? No. No?
Starting point is 00:05:49 No, it was an interview. It was like ether for comedians? It was ether for comedians. No, it was calling out names. It was calling them up at the same time. It was everything. And no Vaseline. For sure, no best.
Starting point is 00:06:00 He combined all the dishes and put it in one and just went there. And there's another phase. It was great, actually. But my favorite part and the thing that's going around is when he said, you have, what is it? You have unhealthy attraction to losers. Yeah. That's not like you.
Starting point is 00:06:16 He had bars. That's good. So many one-liners in that interview where you're just like, whoa, you need to save this. But in the interview, he has shots for Kevin Hart. And he was just calling out Kevin Hart for a bunch of things But after the interview was really where everyone was like, what? And what he did is that he hired Kevin Hart's ex, Tori Hart, to join him on tour. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:06:42 After the, because during the interview, he talked smack. Yes. And after the interview, he hired his ex as an opener for his tour. He's doing some art of war stuff. Yes, literally. And Kevin Hart's ex is a comedian or she's just a lady? Yeah, she's comedian. Like, what would be?
Starting point is 00:06:55 Imagine it'll be worse if he'll be. It feels just a lady. She's just a lady. I'm like, you know, now I'm going to cook some eggs in for you. She made me laugh. Put her on stage. No, she's actually pretty funny. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:07:05 Yeah, she's really funny. She has a, she's done comedy before. She does a lot of stand-up, especially around this L.A. area. Oh. Yeah, so he actually, and he's in the interview, he also talked about how he puts young comedians on. And he feels funny. But the, the Simper Pimp part of this is that they actually asked Kevin Hart how he felt about Cat Williams having his ex-girl joined the tour.
Starting point is 00:07:30 Listen. Once again, you know, your ex-wife is going on tour with Kat. I want everybody that went. I hope the tour is great. I love that. So you are supportive of her. The thing about Kevin Harden, he's so good at his own brand of sarcasm. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:47 That this was like, this spoke volumes about what he really felt. Yeah, he's like, I hope is great. And then he just got in his bus. And he was like, oh, thank you. burns down. I don't know what happened. You know he cried about it after that. He definitely tried. I would have loved to hear like a full positive like rant.
Starting point is 00:08:05 I hope it goes great. I hope she sells out. I hope like he was like on a whole tangent. Yes, but he didn't seem like he was in the mood. And Tori Hart still has his last name. Yes. That's weird. That's crazy because he has a new wife.
Starting point is 00:08:18 Yep. Yeah. And if I'm not mistaken if this is his, he got with his new wife when he was with his ex-wife. Yeah. So there was like some, right? A little overlap. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:29 Confusion. Oh, my God. Okay. And not only does she have his last name, she gets $20,000 a month from him. Hey. House support. Look at her.
Starting point is 00:08:39 Still working. See, you guys think we're taking money and just chill. Wow. We're going to go on stage and tell jokes about it. Yeah. And just go up there and be a lady. That must be funny. I actually want to watch your stand-up now.
Starting point is 00:08:51 Like, what is it like telling jokes from her perspective? Right. Like, oh, yes, my baby daddy. but you guys don't know this or this part, this part. I hope her whole thing is in about it. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:09:01 I didn't know that. Yeah. I mean, the funniest thing to me was just Kevin's response and it's like, it was that simple pimped of him to just be like,
Starting point is 00:09:09 oh, it was great. I hope it was great. He didn't even really let the lady finish asking the question. Yeah. Fire off. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:15 I hope it goes great. Yeah. I hope everyone has a great new year. I'll talk to how your day is, sir. Oh my gosh, that's so crazy. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:23 I would, uh, I mean, that was, that was pretty pimped. Like he didn't let the interviewer kind of like, uh, trick him into saying anything negative.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Yeah, or get to him or anything like that. Yeah, he cut it off like right at, as soon as it was going to go in that direction. He walked really fast, walked away. I was to say,
Starting point is 00:09:39 Sibb. Why? Because it sounds like he's so hurt in his voice. He does sound like he hurt. Like, she knows secrets. Yeah, he sounds nervous.
Starting point is 00:09:47 Yeah. He does. Yeah, he sounds nervous. Makes it a little symptomy because I'm like, damn, bro. Like, but he got out the situation,
Starting point is 00:09:54 you know, he got, He got out of it without saying anything negative. So I think it was pretty pimped. Yeah. He said in an interview that he credited his ex-wife with his growth, and we all know he didn't. Not much gross there, huh?
Starting point is 00:10:08 He knows some things, you guys. Girls are funny. That's good. Scrolling with the homies. Gregory. Hey, letty. Hey, Greg. We're 10 days into 2024.
Starting point is 00:10:20 Did I tell you that between you and Vic? You're my favorite. Aw, I appreciate that. You're welcome. It's because of that. It's because of that joke. You're my favorite too, Lettie. But anyway, Lettie.
Starting point is 00:10:35 Hey, Lettie. No, I love you big. It looks a gil. Yeah. I would have been overkill right now. Yeah. It would have been overkill. Why did she keep going?
Starting point is 00:10:47 All right. Greg, what's going on? 10 days into 2024. Oh my gosh. 10 days? 10 days. It feels like it's been a year already. I know.
Starting point is 00:10:54 New Year's been a lot. I am hating the new trends that I'm already hearing on TikTok. Yeah, there's new trends. Ready. There's new trends. What is it? Rat snacking. Rat snacking.
Starting point is 00:11:04 You guys ever heard of it before? No, and it sounds disgusting. Yeah. Is that eating in the trash? New Yorkish. Yeah, it sounds very New Yorkish. Yeah. Is it?
Starting point is 00:11:11 Are they eating rats? Snitches involved? There's no stitches involved at all. Apparently rat snacking is a new trend and it's taken over girl dinner logic. I've never heard of girl dinner as well. What does that even mean? I mean. I don't like it already.
Starting point is 00:11:25 Words are being put next to each other and I just don't understand them. Girl dinner is like a pizza toast and like your ice coffee. A piece of dinner? Your ice coffee. Because you don't like cook or have the time to cook. Oh, okay, okay, I get it. I get it. Doing a new era of girl dinner.
Starting point is 00:11:39 Yeah. Not even new era. A certain type of girl. Yeah. You didn't learn to cook. Apparently they're leaving that girl dinner in 2023. But no. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:47 She didn't know how to cook, but she definitely knows how to bollias her hair. Like, she's definitely like, like, different priorities. Yeah, right. Yeah. And has a lot of Stanley Cubs probably. Yeah. Angie, did I tell you that you're my favorite? Great, Amy.
Starting point is 00:12:03 You know that already. Okay, all right. Keep going. Rat snacking? I'm going to let them explain a little bit of what rat snacking is, and I want you to see what you guys think about their meals. Bustle wrote an article about how we all deserve a rat snack, so I'm going to show you what mine is.
Starting point is 00:12:18 Kind of embarrassing, but so good. You need a bean-based dip of. choice into chia chips one big scoop of your hummus or bean dip and that's it that's a one example of rat snacking it's called a snack yeah just snacking that's good that's what i'm trying to say it's rat snacking because her teeth probably look like a mouse rat because the way she talked it definitely felt like she had mouse teeth yeah like look player like real i'm like oh bustle wrote an article about how we all this all So I'm gonna show you what mine is
Starting point is 00:12:51 Kind of embarrassing, but so good You know what here? Yeah, yeah, yeah Maybe you have to eat it like this Yeah This is our appetizer to every time we eat tacos Yeah So they're just being Mexican
Starting point is 00:13:06 Is this the thing again? Yeah They're calling us rats? Oh no Is it spot water? Is this spot water again? This next rat snack It makes no sense because this is just a normal snack
Starting point is 00:13:16 I am a self-proclaimed little Little Rat Girl and I always have to have a little rat snack everywhere I go These rotussies from whole foods are my go-to-rat snack Truly the best road snacky Rotussie So chips Rotisserie chickens Oh, that's what she said
Starting point is 00:13:39 Rotussie I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it I don't get it it's no it's pissing me on Is there any of... What? Spanish people that did this? No. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:54 No, not at all. No. It's a lot of... It's just snacking. Yeah. It's a new trend that girls are doing. It's a new whole trend that girls are doing. Not that girl's dog.
Starting point is 00:14:03 Chill out. I wouldn't, I wouldn't be doing that. Lettie wouldn't be doing it. You already... Next time it's... Girls from the Caucasus Mountain. It's going to be 9 p.m. You're going to be getting your snack.
Starting point is 00:14:13 You're like, wow, this is a rat snack. So am I rat snacking because I'm eating cereal? Dry cereal? Yeah. Yeah, you're a banana. Right. And also because you snitched on me that one time. Rat.
Starting point is 00:14:23 Rat with your snack. There's a trend that I did see on TikTok if we're talking about girl trends. And this is like I kind of want to get your guys opinion about it. You know how every year there's like a different like color of hair? I remember you day that one girl that had like that red hair. What was it? It was like copper. Copper.
Starting point is 00:14:42 Yeah. Like copper hair was like a trend. We saw. That was in at the time. This year the trend for hair. Girls is expensive brunette. Expensive brunette is the name. No, we have brunette.
Starting point is 00:14:54 We have poor brunet, just FY. Expensive brunette is brunette that is basically blondes. When they dye their hair brown, it looks, you can still see the blonde a little bit. Okay. And so they're expensive. Like highlights? No, not highlights, because it's like a fool, like there's no highlights. But it's more like a blonde-leaning brown is expensive brunette.
Starting point is 00:15:14 But just know that that's like the new trend. So you guys got the boat bunette? Yeah, we have the Polra Brunette. We have that you were born with it. Brown, brown. Yeah. We have the, you didn't pay for that. Brokey.
Starting point is 00:15:24 That's natural? Brokey Brunette. It's crazy. Let me see if I could pop up a photo. But yeah, you know how they had Boliage? That was a big trend. Is Boliage purple? No, Ballyage is when your hair goes from like one color to the other.
Starting point is 00:15:37 Oh, yes. Like gradient. Like an ombre. Yeah. Oh, there was the other ugly trend, the silver. Where girls would be dye in your hair. It looks like white hair. Yeah, gray hair.
Starting point is 00:15:47 Yeah. That looks cool. It was pretty cool. I liked it. It made a majority of them look old. Old, yeah. That's what Greg liked it. That's why.
Starting point is 00:15:55 Yeah, that makes sense. Cougar Chaser. Yep. A lot of girls are doing bangs right now, too. It's expensive brunette. It's more like a cool brunette. Like, girls, you know your color. Like, we either have warm or cool.
Starting point is 00:16:05 Oh, yeah. So it's definitely not our brunette. That's very live-lap. Yeah. I see it. We are brokey. We're broken brunette. Let's make that a trend.
Starting point is 00:16:16 Yeah, make it is. Yeah. When are we going to be? A trend. Yeah. Geez. All right. Well,
Starting point is 00:16:22 one day. That's my rat snacks. Oh, yeah. That's your scrolling. That's my, I don't know what to think about it. I don't like it.
Starting point is 00:16:29 I don't like it either, especially because you're printing it on girls and it's like, it's not just girls. He doesn't like it, but you go in his car and he has a bunch of little rats next to like attract them. It's a rat track. Come here. Rat snack. Rat.
Starting point is 00:16:41 Rat. You know what I'm saying. You'll get hood reds. No. That's exactly what I want. The hood rats. Greg has some hummies in his car. Word on Rosecrans.
Starting point is 00:16:53 Word on Rosecrans. What's the word? Doja Cat found a way to avoid her pesky fans and still make that money on tour. Huh. Wow. Why do you call them that? Because, you know, she beats with them. Yeah, don't talk about Doge.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Like that? She comes at them, whatever. She can yell at them, we can yell at them. Exactly. So look, she's on fire right now. Doja is on fire, especially this week. She has two, it was just announced that she has, Two solo songs in the top 10 billboard charts making her the first woman in rap to do that with Agora Hills and Paint the Town Red, right?
Starting point is 00:17:25 Then she just announced a virtual tour with Meta, the company formerly known as Facebook, and they released a statement about the virtual tour. They said, Paint the Town Red with Doja Cat from the sold-out Detroit stop of her mind-bending debut arena tour. The Scarlet Tour in VR brings home all the spectacle of Doja Cat's cutting-edge tour in one hit-filled, thrilling, immersive, Concert experience. Huh. Yeah. What? They also said...
Starting point is 00:17:51 You're reading, bro. What's going on? They also said, look, experience the gigantic spider looming above Doja Cat during her performance. So it's like fully immersive. Like, you're going to be up, down. If you have a medical... And you're going to be in it.
Starting point is 00:18:04 You're going to be in the concert. Step into a world. It's going to be like a full 360 view. With, yeah, with... A doja cat. Scarlet. A full 360 of Doja Cat. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:18:13 Yeah, but you also know it's Dojicat. And... She's going to have Dojerk. And like morphed into something else and she's going to be a werewolf and then there's going to be spiders everywhere. I mean, you're still doja cat. I don't know. Whatever it is. Look, Lil Vic, he got a meta quest for his birthday, right?
Starting point is 00:18:29 Yeah. So what's that? It's like the VR helmet like things. Oh, the goggles. The goggles, right? Okay. So he got one of those. So with those, you can watch this performance starting January 20th.
Starting point is 00:18:41 So January 20th, Lil Vic is going to make me really upset and I'm going to have to compensate. His meta quest for a couple hours, go to your room! That's busy! And then you just hear a big paint the tamera-in. Yeah. While she sings Agora Hills to me, you know what I'm saying? It's going to be great. I can't wait.
Starting point is 00:19:04 That seems awesome. VR tour. A VR tour concert making that money. Yeah. And she don't have to go back on tour. Imagine that's like the new thing now? Yeah, Jack Harlow did it too. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:19:15 He did a couple months ago. How did that go? I mean, pretty well. They're like experimenting it with like different artists, but this one is like cool because it's like a whole stadium thing. Oh, so it's like an actual like whole show. It's not like just a custom. Okay, cool.
Starting point is 00:19:29 That's cool. It's a whole thing. That's nice. Yeah. Shout out to Doja. Yeah. All right. Look, speaking of avoiding performing,
Starting point is 00:19:36 Jay-Z says it's too early to book himself for the Super Bowl. Okay? So Jay Z and his company, Rock Nation, they're in charge of booking the Super Bowl halftime show. So he was asked about performing at the Super Bowl, and he had this to say. Played. Will you ever get on stage again? Get on stage?
Starting point is 00:19:52 The Super Bowl halftime stage? I don't know. You know, I thought it would be selfish to pick myself too early. So maybe one year, maybe. Quickly, I know you got to go, but. Yeah, so not quite yet. Is that clone Jay-Z? This sounds a little higher pitch.
Starting point is 00:20:10 Yeah. A little bit. We played, like, during the show, like yesterday and today, We played like J-Lo on the red carpet. We played Jay-Z on the red carpet. We played Kevin Hart. People do not want to do interviews. That's very short.
Starting point is 00:20:22 Like J-Lo was like, he's fine. Leave everyone, leave bed alone. And then Kevin Hart's like, I wish my ex-well. I wish my ex-well. And then Jay-Z is there. I don't know. I'm going to. Oh, yeah, I'm a performer.
Starting point is 00:20:32 Yeah. They're like very anti-interview right now. Yes. I wonder what happened. That's crazy. I don't know. Is it people always search for clickbait. That's the thing.
Starting point is 00:20:41 Yeah, it's clickbait. It's like asking J-Lo. who is an actress and performer and probably at the Golden Globes for an actual reason asking her about her man's faces. You know, imagine. Imagine. Kevin Hart, who's a comedian who probably has a movie coming up or something, asking him about his ex-wife.
Starting point is 00:21:01 You know what I'm saying? Because there's people that are just rude asking her questions about J-Lo. Because at the Golden Globes, like, there was someone that asked her like, oh, do you think your marriage with Ben's going to last? Oh my God. Which was straight up rude. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:16 So I get it. I get what people are just like, eh. Yeah. People are forgetting like manners. Yeah. Yeah. But also a couple years ago, Jayze actually talked about the process of booking artists for the Super Bowl and how he changed the NFL used to do it. Listen to this.
Starting point is 00:21:31 So here, four artists right here. You take four artists and everyone thinks they're playing the Super Bowl. And it's almost like this interview process. And I don't think that anyone, so I pick Chuck, other three people, a little up. upset. That's not even good math. After three years, nine people upset and three people play. They ain't that many superstars in the world. You're going to run out of people that want to put. Yeah, so that's what he said. He's changing the approach. And they just lock in on one person and they say, hey, it's yours this year if you want it or not. And it's worth fun. And then also have as they like, they entertained at least three and then you find out that it's not you because you're watching another one be on Super Bowl.
Starting point is 00:22:12 It's kind of like guys with girls. They're going to make three think that that's the main girl. But then you don't find out until they post their main girl that you're not the main girl. And then you guys call each other on DM. And then there's two teams. Yeah. They have to fight each other. See?
Starting point is 00:22:27 Exactly. Sports. So we should take the Jay-Z approach in 2024. Yeah. Just locking on one time, hey, this is what I want to do with you. I want to take it to the Super Bowl and then just keep going. Or lock in a girl with the ties to the city like they do with the performers. A girl every city every year.
Starting point is 00:22:44 Yeah. Exactly. When they went to Miami, they had J-Lo and Shakira. You know what I'm saying? So, you know, whenever I go to a different city, lock in someone with ties to that city. Sounds like 99 problems. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:22:56 And they're all B-word. All right. Well, that was your word. I'm Rose Cranz brought to you by a local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Rose Cranzvic for Brown Bag Mornings. I'm Power 106. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Starting point is 00:23:09 Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Okay, we got to talk about this, especially since we were talking about sports earlier. Sports. Sports. Sports. Sports. Sports.
Starting point is 00:23:21 Greg wears hats that just says sports on it. I don't know. And she sells them. It's a big seller. It's a big seller, big hit. So if you need any, it'd be up. Sports. Sports.
Starting point is 00:23:31 Different color ways. Just sports. Sports. Let's talk about it though. Youth sports. You know, the boys are about to get into the league at the YMCA for basketball, so they're going to be clippers. Yeah They're probably going to join you, not going to lie.
Starting point is 00:23:46 They have Theo Russell Westbrook. Can you hit the cheering? Uh-uh. They have Theo Russell Westbrook. They have Theo, uh, Kuai, Theo Hardin. Theo George. Get them the jerseys that just say sports on it.
Starting point is 00:23:58 What clippers? Sports? No, so they sent us the link to buy the, to buy the sports. Sports. The jersey and his clippers. And so I already know that's how you became a fan, like being young and the clippers being involved in your life. You're in a clipper sweater right now.
Starting point is 00:24:14 I'm right here. Okay, so, but I was looking into this new bill as it relates to youth football, right? And they're looking to start youth football later on in lives of children up to 12 years old, to not allow kids to be in youth football as part of youth sports until they're 12 because of the constant hits to the head. Their brain is still developing. Injuries. Yeah, injuries, all of that. I know that if you love football, if you're a kid that loves football,
Starting point is 00:24:42 you want to do it as early as possible. With Jorge, it's basketball, but he's five and he wants to do it. He wants to be a bot. They're so energetic to do it young, but also there comes risks with that, you know? Oh, yeah, absolutely. It's like me being a parent, I wouldn't let my son play football yet, like, until he gets older because they do take hits, like big time, you know? And it will affect, like, you know, youth sports in, like, terms of the kids aren't
Starting point is 00:25:09 going to be as good when they get to the 12 and 13. and in high school, they're probably going to have to play like flag football. So they'll be more like suitable for like just the passing part of the catching part, like the basics. But like there's a lot that goes into it like, you know, blocking, you know, doing all these things. So it's going to affect the game in the long term, like the product of the NFL. But I mean, it's protecting our kids. Yeah. And it's like at one point are we going to look at them as like humans?
Starting point is 00:25:35 Exactly. As like commodities, right? So apparently there's a Boston University that was published and examined 152. athletes who were under 30 when they passed away. And 41% of them showed signs of CTE. And so that's your under 30. So that has to start earlier in life. And they're saying, like, what can we do to prevent that?
Starting point is 00:25:56 And 87 had died. And this often happens with CTE as well. By suicide. Yeah. I don't know if I could say that word, but by doing it that way, you know with C.T. Then they check their brain and they see signs of CTE. So things of that nature. You don't know, you think you're having fun,
Starting point is 00:26:14 but you don't know that that could lead to that, right? Coaches are asking for more time. They want to be able to show the kids' fundamentals and say, maybe we don't put them, we don't show them the tackling part until they're 12. But if they don't learn the fundamentals until they're 12, or if they're not even allowed to get in a league, they're not allowed to play and get all of that in,
Starting point is 00:26:35 are we really, like, are we stinting them too? Yeah. Are we stunting their growth in the sport? I also feel like, because this would be in California, right? Yes, this is a California. I feel like there's a lot of other cities in the United States that are huge in football. Oh, yeah. That, like, this would probably not pass.
Starting point is 00:26:53 Yeah, it would be a problem. A lot of parents would probably move over there if they really are committed to the sport. Yeah. Because I do, my nephew played football since I think he was like 10, 9, 10. And there were times when he would go on the field and I would see a kid my size. And I'd be like, he's going against him. Yeah. I'm like, whoa, like this is crazy.
Starting point is 00:27:14 Yeah. But they go like by age group. Yeah. Not by size. That's not so bad for Jorge and Luisito, because they're chaperitos. Oh, they're little. And in their class, they might be the smallest, but like. But sometimes they even let other, like younger kids, if they're big, they let them play up.
Starting point is 00:27:28 Yeah. You know, so that's even a thing that's like, that's kind of dangerous. Just because of their body size, not their brain maturity, you know. Yeah. Exactly. So you can be taking a hit from a, you know, 13-year-old. Right. You're only 10. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:43 And you go home watch cocoa melon. Go back to being a baby. Yeah. That's crazy. No, yeah, but I mean, like, yeah, to Maximus point, this is not for sure not passing in, like, Texas or, you know, Louisiana where football is everything, especially youth sports, like high school football, college football. And it honestly will set the California athletes, like, back a lot.
Starting point is 00:28:08 Right. But that's just, you know, to keep our kids safe. Kind of like, what do you prioritize? as a parent. And I think it should be, like, I want to know what more parents think about that because at the end of the day, you're putting your kid and you see your kid
Starting point is 00:28:19 either want to do it. I often see, like, you could tell who wants to do what. Like, I know Jorgeito loves basketball, but Luis is not really, like, into basketball like that. So you could see, like, should I support him in that sport or be like, hey, you're not old enough or you can't because of this,
Starting point is 00:28:33 or let's just watch other people play type of thing. It's a really tough thing. Did any of you guys play football? Not football. That's what I asked my parents, other day actually because they watch football all the time they're big football fans and i was like as much as you guys love and watch football you guys never let us play you just like yeah we we don't like the thought of what it could do to you getting it like that but they love the sports so much they're
Starting point is 00:28:56 all at every single game all the time and let their kids do it yeah but yeah and me and my brothers were never allowed to play football all we played is baseball but you wanted to yeah same baseball i kind of did but i was just more stuck on baseball and like even for me like shout out my nephew Anthony. He went through it this year. He played for a long time, and this year was his, what last year was like his last season for,
Starting point is 00:29:18 he was a senior, and he got hurt in practice. And he broke his leg. Right. He fractured his nose in practice. You know, and obviously, wasn't even a game.
Starting point is 00:29:29 It didn't even a game. And not that it should matter. Yeah. And then it took him out for the season. And it played, you know, there was a little toll on him because he wanted to play.
Starting point is 00:29:39 And just like his senior year in that aspect and even just seeing like an injury and practice and it's not a game and it's it's just to me it was crazy because it was a scary situation like he was in the hospital we didn't know if he was a concussion like we didn't know what was going on that's and those little injuries like the one not like let's say he continues his career that's one of many yeah these types of situations you're going to have to go through and deal with in your life exactly yeah so it's a tricky a tricky a tricky situation and I'm sure the kids are like just let us fly And that's a dangerous part because these kids go out there and just want to tackle.
Starting point is 00:30:15 Like, they don't properly know how to tackle each other. Yeah. That's like the fun part. Yeah. But isn't like flag football the same? Like, why can't they? Kind of the same, but different. Like, it's not the same rules.
Starting point is 00:30:25 It's not as physical. I know. It's not as physical, so it's a little bit more safer. Because we're saying like they should just play flag football until it's 12. According to the coaches that I read in the article, they're like, it's just, it's not the same. Like, it's just. That was just my idea. You operate with a different mentality.
Starting point is 00:30:41 too. And not that once you can tackle you, I think it might be the strategy you're different in some way. Because now you're just strategizing on taking someone's flags. Yeah. Versus like the actual stuff.
Starting point is 00:30:51 And also it only benefits certain players like certain positions in football. It'll benefit like the person, the receiver who catches it, the quarterback who's throwing it. But the people who block in the front line and defense, they won't learn the proper techniques on what to do. Oh, got you.
Starting point is 00:31:06 Yeah. I got dropped in flight football, so I'll never play it again. You got dropped? Yeah. some huge, like, six-foot kid. I was like 10 years old. I'm like, you are 40 years old and you drop me. You are not.
Starting point is 00:31:17 So I stick to baseball after that. Poor guy. That's good. Well, that's what your parents are in him to do. Look, we'll be back. I would have seen. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help.
Starting point is 00:31:27 We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. Lala needs our help, all right? She sent us a DM and said, Hey, Brownback, I need some help. My baby daddy and I have been planning to have another baby this year.
Starting point is 00:31:45 Our daughter is six now and we don't want a bigger age gap. The only problem is that he hasn't gotten rid of the dog, a Frenchie. It's hard enough being in a one-bedroom apartment with the dog taking over the whole living room. Why he got to go into the dog? Yeah. She said, or the smell that comes with the dog doing his business. Oh, my God. We both really want this baby.
Starting point is 00:32:09 I haven't taken off my birth control yet because I want to be sure the dog will be gone. What? I don't want to have a newborn in the room all the time and the dog barking in the living room. What can I do? He's on and off about selling him. I think the only way he will actually get rid of him is if I pay him at least what he bought for the dog. That's my last resort. Help a home girl out.
Starting point is 00:32:31 Pay your dog. That's wild. Is this women or evil week? Is that why you're choosing these? No, this is just a coincidence. Stories. La. Can we have a guy that's evil?
Starting point is 00:32:42 So that... They're evil every other week. Oh, I see what you did here. Man gang. Like, hey, you know what? Let's get the movie help lines where the girls look like. Hey, you're doing good job. Like the devil.
Starting point is 00:32:55 Okay. She wants a new, another baby with her man. They already have one child that's six years old. But she wants the dog gone. Yeah. Clearly she has no attachment to the dog. Yeah. Clearly not.
Starting point is 00:33:05 That's his dog. That's his dog that he paid money for. And he's back and forth with it. You know, it's crazy? Like, a guy can't really tell you, like, I love the dog. He's like, oh, maybe I'm like, you could see in his indecisiveness. He's putting it off. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:17 That means he loves that dog. That's going to know. That's messed up. That's really messed up. But I get it. Yeah. You get it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:23 Why? Because Frenchies are difficult dogs to have. How so? They, they're just, like, destructive. And they, like, when they go to the restroom, it's really bad and it smells really bad. Yeah. I mean, I have. I feel like it's just with the schedule and, you know, they're living, the way they live,
Starting point is 00:33:43 it's a difficult situation to have a Frenchie, a newborn, and a kid. I think. Yeah. I mean, it's doable. Yeah. Not saying it's not doable, but it's definitely going to be a lot of work. Babies do the same exact thing. That's all I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:33:56 They can't, they look like you, though. Yeah. And they come from you. I think Frenchies get a little bit more privileged because they're chihuahuas, but they're just fluffier looking. They look more like teddy bears. Yeah. So they get a little bit more privilege. You don't think Frenchies are cute, Angie?
Starting point is 00:34:12 Not at all. I'll stick with my Yorkies. I like how they breathe. I like those Yorkies. Oh, but I don't like French. I was thinking of Yorkies. No. No, Lettie, no.
Starting point is 00:34:21 French bulldogs. I saw Angie's face. The fat one. French is the ones that breathe all like me. They breathe like me after 20 burpees. Frenches, I feel like should have been bulldogs and then something happened. And then they get crossbread. In a one.
Starting point is 00:34:34 Oh, it's a bulldog and a what? A French. And a Frenchman? I don't know. French fries? A French friend? Well, one. One bedroom apartment, two kids, a Frenchie?
Starting point is 00:34:44 Yeah. Those dogs are expensive. Frenchy. Those dogs can go for like $5,000. Yeah. And you know what the thing with Frenchies? They start off very little, but then they can just like. They're adorable.
Starting point is 00:34:55 When they're little? When they're puppies, they're adorable. It's just me. I don't like. What's the little character that want to eat something, it turns into it? It's pink. Dido? Kirby?
Starting point is 00:35:06 Kirby? Kirby. Kirby and it's like if a Kirby ate a chihuahua and then it became a Frenchie. It's a bigger chihuahua. All right. So we're just finished clowning the animals. Yeah. How can we help her get rid of this dog?
Starting point is 00:35:21 Yeah. No giving a chocolate is not an answer. Oh. Or cheese. Yeah. No dropping it off on the side of the road is not an answer. You can't tie it to a pole. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:29 My dad did that one of the dogs. My dad too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, there's your solution. Leaving the door open and hoping it runs away. No. How can she get rid of the French?
Starting point is 00:35:40 Like, and want her man to do it too. How can she convince her man to get rid of them? Yes. I don't think that's possible. Get rid of her. No. No. I mean, some, people love their dogs.
Starting point is 00:35:53 Yeah. Like, love their dogs. What dogs do you have? I have a teacup chihuahua and then the other street dog that we found. Wow. Which one is it? The little white dog that we see? Of course it's a little white dog.
Starting point is 00:36:04 We only have two types of dogs. That little white dog. A little white fluffy dog? Yes. And if you're fancy, you get a Yorkie. Yeah. Now we have three because now we got King Big Dog over there. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:36:17 I'm that dog. How can we help her have her man get rid of the dog so that they can have another baby? Dang. That makes no sense. Get rid of the other dog to have another baby. Yeah. She just wants to get rid of responsibility. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:31 Because they have a small place. Yeah. Yeah. It's a one bedroom apartment. Yeah. Okay. She's going to be busy. Maybe she walks.
Starting point is 00:36:37 the dog. Who knows? She definitely has to smell the dog. She smells the dog. And then you have a baby smelling that? Or, you know, the baby smell too. So, ooh, it's a lot of smells going on. I know it's a little crazy. That one bedroom is by. Dang. I want to talk to all the women and men that have hated their partner's dog. Yeah. Okay. What did you do? How did you get rid of it? And please stuff that is legal. That was not that. I was thinking that too. I was like, please. 806, LA's number one for hip-hop. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some
Starting point is 00:37:06 We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for. The homie help line. Lala has one too many dogs. According to her baby doggy, I mean baby daddy. Baby doggy. Yes.
Starting point is 00:37:23 So Lala hit us up and said she wants to have a new kid with her baby daddy. She has a daughter that's already six. They live in a one bedroom apartment. And if this baby comes into this earth, she doesn't want. the dog to be there. It's too much. The dog's going to smell. It's going to be barking. It's going to make my life even harder. So she wants
Starting point is 00:37:45 to know, what do I do to get rid of this dog? Yeah. Leave the door. It's an apartment. You'll probably just wander around the halls of the apartment. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Let's go to the phone lines. Irene, who we got
Starting point is 00:38:00 baby girl? Oh, yeah. We have Johnny from Whittier online too. Johnny. Johnny. John Er. Yo. Johnny. Yo.
Starting point is 00:38:09 Hey, hey, all right. Check this out. Who wants to have the kid? Is it him or her? They. They both do. They? Okay, cool.
Starting point is 00:38:16 If it's a group decision, I think they need to figure out their finances and up their apartment size. Right. They get something with a garage, a garage or backyard or find somewhere where you can have the dog elsewhere. I don't think you've got to get rid of the dog. Yeah. You know? It seems like, yeah. Like, the true problem is their low on space, right?
Starting point is 00:38:33 Yeah. They're very tight. They would even be low on space if they had another kid. kidding at that. Like, yeah. And your daughter's six, right? If they got a decent place with a yard,
Starting point is 00:38:43 you can have a dog in the yard or, or indoor, outdoor to where they, you know, they'll, they'll have their stool outside and, you know, like live inside.
Starting point is 00:38:51 And it's a lot less smell. And it's a lot less species in your face, you know? Yeah, yeah. But you got to understand one factor you're not factoring in. She hates the dog. It's literally,
Starting point is 00:39:01 we could, we could, we could gift her a house and she'll be like, this house is way too small for that dog. Also, finding a spot. If the dog isn't in her face, she won't hate it as much, I think. I think so. I think going from one bedroom to something with the backyard sounds beautiful, but it's harder than it is, unless you move to Hemet.
Starting point is 00:39:20 I was about to say Hemet. That's the solution to this. It's not, is it harder than getting rid of a dog that your baby daddy probably loves and your daughter probably loves your six-year-old? Yeah. Because you got to think, six-year-old, okay, it's currently a three, it's a three-person home. and a dog in a one bedroom, right? Yeah. They're going to have to upgrade sooner or later because that six-year-old can't be in the same room as mom and dad forever.
Starting point is 00:39:44 Exactly. You know? Oh, I didn't even think about that. And then at the baby, like, yeah, they're cramped in there. Yeah. If it's a one bedroom, they're all in the same room. Yeah. I did not think about that.
Starting point is 00:39:54 Your six-year-old needs her own little space as she's growing. The dog needs space, you know. Dog needs a little doggy bed thing. Yeah. Dog needs backyard. Like, that's what I. Dog needs love because that's what he's not getting from him. Dog needs not to be kicked.
Starting point is 00:40:10 Not to be kicked out. Kick or kicked out. Who else we got, Mama Zita? We have Jayneau from San Pedro on line four. Janie? Jayneu. Jayneu. What up?
Starting point is 00:40:23 What's up? What's up? To back on what he just said, they got a six-year-old, nine times out of ten that dog and that child get along very well. He's the only style in a small home. You're willing to pay this man that you're with, your baby, daddy, whatever the situation is to get rid of the dog. Line times out of 10, too.
Starting point is 00:40:46 A Frenchie, I've seen my own friends. Depending on the type of Frenchie, those dogs go for like 10 bands. Yeah. There geez. Not that money. Go get a three bedroom. Yes. Use the money you were about to pay him for the price of the dog as like a down payment for a two bedroom.
Starting point is 00:41:03 Yeah. Yeah. The dog was being met with practical. No, no, no, no, you guys are thinking logically for the illogical. She don't like the dog. Yes, she wants to get rid of the dog. I don't think it matters the space. I don't think it matters the, like the situation.
Starting point is 00:41:18 Like I told you, we could gift them a mansion and she'll be like, no, I hate this dog. She's like 10 bands, 20 bans. Get rid of it, man. But you let him bring the dog in. Right. You know that often happens, too? Like, you look at the dog, you think the dog's cute. You don't really know what you sign up for at times.
Starting point is 00:41:33 You just don't think long term. And we should because that's how that's how animals end up in like, I don't want to say pounds, but it's the pound, right? Yeah. Yeah. If you're thinking out a kid and you're thinking out another kid, dude, dude, what if you don't like that? What if you don't like that kid? Yeah. Put that kid in the pounds?
Starting point is 00:41:52 The kid has bad vibes. I mean, it's just common sense. It is. Bro, it's common sense, but she's thinking, like, it's common sense, but she's thinking, like, it's, It's just illogical the way she's thinking about it. She's being a little unrescent. She probably has her own ego and pride against a dog. And sometimes it happens.
Starting point is 00:42:09 Some people just don't like that animal. Maybe he snuggles up real close to the dog. I think he just needs to get rid of her. Let's call him up. We're trying to help. We're trying to help her, bro. We're breaking families. I don't think there's no helping her at that point.
Starting point is 00:42:23 He's going to win. She's a la la la la la. Well, Dusty underscore ribs on Instagram says, make room and send the vato on his way with his luxurious mouth breather. Go send him out the dog. Kick him out. Y'all that's messed up. Make ultimatum him. It's either us or the dog.
Starting point is 00:42:41 That's crazy. That's super messed up. And also I take a fence. Hire a dog snatcher. That's crazy. Damn. Dog snatcher. That is. Dogs snatcher. Have him walked down Melrose? That's crazy. Set him up?
Starting point is 00:42:55 Send him the dog to the low. So give him double it up. Set him up and then trap him. Oh, because before he buys a new one, I'm pregnant. Oh. Have a photo shoot with Vic? He'll get it wrong for you quick. Okay.
Starting point is 00:43:08 Inside Jones. Vic and Mike Sima did a photo shoot and then myximo got all his equipment stolen out the car. So we think that. It was a crazy time in Los Angeles. Big contracts robberies on RBI. That new car is a coincidence. Okay. How should we help this girl?
Starting point is 00:43:29 She doesn't like the dog. Yeah. Whatever reason. And you know what's crazy? We're trying to call her to talk to her and explain why she doesn't like the dog. She's doing it. And she's ignoring our calls. I don't like her.
Starting point is 00:43:40 Yeah. I was to say that. I'm sure if we heard from her, she would make it make sense. She DM'd me. Okay. She said she's at work. She could text. She said, my daughter doesn't pay any attention to the dog.
Starting point is 00:43:51 She rather play with her grandma's multi-pooh. The only attention the dog gets is from baby daddy, and that's sometimes. The dog wasn't expensive. It was $2,500. That's not expensive. You're not expensive. That's not expensive. That's not.
Starting point is 00:44:03 bedroom. I bet you will say rent is expensive. We're helping Lala guys. Sorry. $2,500 for that dog? I need to talk to her. Yo, these comments are getting crazy. Let's call her work. Let's call her job. Excuse me, Raja. Can I speak to Lala?
Starting point is 00:44:18 Yeah. That's for her pay. One of the comments said, poor dog, get rid of the kid. You can't do that. I know. The comments are like They've taken a turn. Okay. Okay. I'm trying to understand her. Because okay. I understand her. We had we had a dog. We had a Yorkie. And he ran away or passed away. We don't know what happened to him. My mom was really attached to him. Then my mom got like my mom got a new dog or they got her a new dog. Her man at work, they gave him a dog and he brought the dog home. And she refuses. Refuses. Reefuses.
Starting point is 00:45:03 refuses to get bonded, like bond with that dog. That's not her dog. That's his dog. Because she doesn't want to get hurt again. Because she loved our first dog so much and was so attached. And when he passed away, she couldn't eat. She was going through like severe depression over the dog passing away because you love him so much. Yeah, you get attached.
Starting point is 00:45:21 And she doesn't want to do that again with this dog. So he has to take care of the dog. He has to, the dog's name is Chilliwili. He has to like walk him and like he don't even walk himself. So it's like a lot of stuff goes on. but she has relieved herself of that responsibility. I'm sure, like, she doesn't even go in the area that the dog's in. Oh.
Starting point is 00:45:39 And so, like, that's why I'm wondering, what is the backstory of why this lady doesn't like the dog? Why Lala don't like the dog? Because then I could kind of understand it, right? Like where she's coming on. But right now, she just seems like a crazy hater. No, French is our difficult dog. She was saying that, like, her daughter. Her man pays attention to the dog, like, how dare.
Starting point is 00:45:57 I think it might be that time. That's what it is. He's probably called her my baby or my girl or don't let the dog be a girl. I know. Or maybe the dog sleeps in between them at night? Probably. Oh my. Oh my.
Starting point is 00:46:10 Yeah. Shut of Frenchese. Let's try to help her. I really am trying to understand her. Bro. See what her job number is. Just ask her where she works and then we'll get it. We'll call her.
Starting point is 00:46:20 We'll call in. Irene, we have to talk to her. Thank you. 818. 52059. That's 818. 5205. It's a homie help line.
Starting point is 00:46:30 Power 106. Power 106. Brownback. mornings. We're trying to help Lala. Trying. Oh, La Lala. Lala has a baby daddy and a six-year-old and a Frenchie. They live in a one-bedroom apartment. They want to expand their family.
Starting point is 00:46:48 But she says, hey, in order to expand my family, one of us got to go. And is not going to be the baby? It's not going to be the baby. It's not going to be the dog. I'm trying to get rid of this dog. We live in a one bedroom apartment. The dog smells. The dog is loud. The dog is annoying.
Starting point is 00:47:01 I hate the dog. And it smells. Yeah. And then she DMed us. following up saying, my daughter isn't even close to the dog. She doesn't even play with the dog more. This just seems like she's convincing herself. Because the daughter probably does play with the dog.
Starting point is 00:47:12 No, but maybe she's like, she tells him, don't play with the dog. Yeah, don't touch it. Don't get a touch to. Or the way that you talk about the dog, the daughter's not going to want, like she wants to be in your good grace. You know what? Anything bad happened, she probably blames the dog. Yeah, oh for sure.
Starting point is 00:47:26 They're definitely alienating the dog. And then she says that her man only gives the dog attention sometimes, and she wants to get rid of the dog. I think if those. points were all true, it wouldn't be so hard to sell the dog for you. Yeah. But she says she's been. No, no.
Starting point is 00:47:42 If it was true that the kid don't like it and the dog don't, the husband don't really or the baby dad don't really mess with it, then it should be easy to get rid of the dog. It should be easy for you all to agree that, like, let's sell the dog. Yeah. But it may be only from your perspective, if that's the case, because you're still trying to convince him. He would need, yeah, but he would need no convincing if what you're. she's saying it's true that he barely pays attention
Starting point is 00:48:06 and the daughter doesn't play with them. You know what I'm saying? It might be just something she's telling us. Exactly. I'm thinking like how inconvenient can this dog be? They're so small. Right. And I guess Frenches are inconvenient.
Starting point is 00:48:16 Yeah, they're kind of dumb. They're kind of dumb. Yes. They're difficult. They like eat your furniture. They eat their poop. They're destructive. They're very destructive.
Starting point is 00:48:27 And you have other dogs. Other dogs don't do that? Not as much. And the poop doesn't smell as bad. Babies do that as well. Yeah. babies look like you come from you. And you train them though.
Starting point is 00:48:38 Like Frenchies take a long time to train. Like they stay puppies. The French don't have diapers unless you're weird. I put diapers on my dog. That's weird. When she's on her time of the month? Yeah. That's different.
Starting point is 00:48:50 Yeah, but you don't put it every day and change it every day. Oh no. Yeah. Yeah, that's a lot. It's like having another kid. So they're not like babies. Yeah. Don't talk.
Starting point is 00:49:00 That's the best part. You're so many. Okay, Irene, who's on the line, baby, girl? I got Lala on the line. Oh, Lala. Come here, come there. Sombra Lala. Lala.
Starting point is 00:49:20 Lala. Is that what line? Seven. Lala. Lala. Hello, good morning. Is it a good morning, Lala? You have turned all of Los Angeles against you.
Starting point is 00:49:32 I hope you know that. No one is calling into being on your side. I know. You didn't mean he sounds so bad. Oh! Not me, not me. We've read your dog. Why you treat me like your dog?
Starting point is 00:49:45 No, I did want to get your perspective. I want to know, like, what the deal is of why you specifically don't like the dog. Well, basically, it's like, um, he just, ah. My face is crazy. Frenches are difficult, man. I get it. No, he is too much to handle sometimes in a one-bedroom apartment. And then he does obviously want attention.
Starting point is 00:50:11 But he gets home tired from work or sometimes we're just eating and he just wants to be barking and barking and he gets agitated. So it's like if he's not that attached to him, but he, you know, obviously still wants him. He still wants him. There's just a date. Yeah. There's a safe he wants him. There's days he doesn't. And we get off work really late.
Starting point is 00:50:30 So it's like we don't even have the time or the energy to pay attention to the dog either. Okay. So this seems like you're more thinking of the dog. now because all you sent is how he smells and how no one plays with him and how he's loud but you're thinking like no one is really there to give that dog the energy that dog needs yeah okay that i think me you look back no i'm reading what i read but uh if you guys were to get like a bigger place would you guys be open to keeping the dog probably i mean right now we we did discuss that like last week um that is the plan but
Starting point is 00:51:07 I mean, for right now, I mean, that is the plan, hopefully this year. But in case that doesn't happen, we do want to give him a little better home. But like I said, he's like on and off about getting rid of him. And I tell him, well, I mean, if it's about the money, you know, I can always help you out. Right. And he's willing to give it to his dad who lives in a hundred estate. So then he can still see the dogs. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:30 But, I mean, there is somebody around the apartment that would want him. But he said, well, if I'm going to give him for free, I'd rather just give him to my dad. Do you think that that's showing you that he cares about that dog? Like he wants the dog. He just doesn't know how to tell you he wants a dog. No, he does tell me. But like I said sometimes, like yesterday, for example, we got home late and we just got home and ate.
Starting point is 00:51:51 The dog was just because we do have like a really big cage for him. I mean, he has enough space to walk around and stuff. But obviously, I have to not see him all day. He does want to go out. He attended too. Okay, Lala, you are currently on birth control. and you're saying, I'm not going to get off birth control until this dog is gone. Have you told him that?
Starting point is 00:52:12 That sounds like ultimatum enough. Hey, we can't rid of the dog. Have you ever considered saying, like, I'm not giving you any until this dog is gone? No, because then I'm suffering, too. She has needs. Lala, it's so hard to help you. I'm not going to lie. It's really hard.
Starting point is 00:52:33 Get rid of that dog. Not hard like that, Vic. Whoa. If we do, I mean, we would want him to go to a good home. Yeah. Greg? Valentine's Day's coming up. I know.
Starting point is 00:52:43 Yeah, I know people. Is it a cute dog? How did, when did you guys get the dog? I think it's going to be like two or three years. Oh, okay. Yeah. He's all, he's like all gray. He has like a little white spot under.
Starting point is 00:52:54 It's a male. So obviously he lifts up his leg, you know. When you got the dog, were you happy? Well, really. It's just like, he got it from his brother. Mm-hmm. So he, you know, obviously got the hookup, I guess you can say,
Starting point is 00:53:08 I'm making payments and stuff like that. So before he got him, he just kept bugging him and bugging him about it. And then at the end, I'm like, well, if you're going to get it, you're going to have to take care of it, this and that. Just like the little kid, yeah, I'll feed it. I'll clean up there after him, this and that.
Starting point is 00:53:23 Yeah. Get the dog. So your husband's been, like, dreaming of this dog, wanting this dog, then get to the dog. And, like, you've never kind of really been on board with it. Like, who cares about his dreams, huh? You know what? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:35 What's the dog's name? What's the dog's name? It's just like in all as far as the cleanup after him. Yeah. What's the dog's name that you hate? Hopefully he's not hearing me, but... The dog or your man? No, he's my man.
Starting point is 00:53:52 Diesel. Diesel. Diesel. That sounds like a dude dog's name. Yeah. Okay. He has an Instagram too. He has an Instagram.
Starting point is 00:54:02 And who? Okay. All right. If your baby mama's name is Lala and you have a dog named Diesel, call us up right now. Lala, to you, you do not see another kid in your life without the dog being gone. I'm sorry, what? You don't see, like, another kid in your life, like you guys having another kid unless the dog is gone. Probably not.
Starting point is 00:54:31 I mean, I probably wait another year, but my daughter should have been asking and asking for another sibling. Yeah. Yeah, she's tired of seeing you fight with the dog. The dog is the sibling. No, the dog's not the sibling. Is a dog like a baby for you? No. No.
Starting point is 00:54:47 Right away. No. His smell is an adult now. Yeah. Yeah. He's smelly. He's loud. He's, he's difficult.
Starting point is 00:54:57 Big says they're a little dumb. Yeah. So, like, all of that is getting to you. You never liked a dog, it seems like. I mean, not that I hated him, but I just didn't really came in my phone. Yeah, it's not for you. because that was, yeah, it's his dog. Because I really take her of my daughter, obviously.
Starting point is 00:55:14 I pick up after and I do everything for her. So his job is a dog, which is hardly taking attention to that. Yeah. I feel you. I feel you, Lala. Maybe because it's a Frenchie. Maybe if it was a different dog, she'll be more open to them. Yeah, they're talking.
Starting point is 00:55:27 Swap the dog. Trade it. Trade it. Trade in diesel. Yeah, we see who the trading value is. Trade in diesel for a Yorkie and. That's what I'm thinking, because Yorkie is. Cup of noodles.
Starting point is 00:55:40 Cup of noodles. No, they're not. What? Take that back. I like to thank Lala for calling me in. I do too. And telling her side, how dare us make her look at the evil person?
Starting point is 00:55:52 How dare Vic read the DM with that tone? Can you read it again but nicer? I'm not going to read it. And be more in it but make her sound good. Yeah, no way. It's impossible. Go on.
Starting point is 00:56:03 Make it. No. You have journalists as your bio, right? Oh. It has nothing to do with that. Yeah. There's no way of making it like the comments are speaking for themselves too. That is true.
Starting point is 00:56:14 Yeah. Dude, she got me when she said that, oh, her brother, I mean the brother gave him a deal. Gave him a deal. Making payment. Making payment. Making payment. It's a gray. It's probably a lilac tan.
Starting point is 00:56:25 Yeah, but that's your brother. I would think, oh, here's a free dog. Yeah. 8K to 10K. You got to think there's something in your, in your partner's life that they love and you don't care for. Right? Sports. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:37 It might be sports. Yeah, it might be sports. And they may not understand why you like sports so much or why you go to the games or why this and that. But it's like their thing. For her, that's the dog. It's no attachment. It's like, yeah, it's quite, I don't hate the dog, but like that's his dog. That's his thing.
Starting point is 00:56:51 He was so excited. He got it. But like, we don't even, like, we don't even train it. Like, we don't give it the attention. However, it is getting into our life where there's no space now. Yeah. It smells now. All of that.
Starting point is 00:57:03 And it's like, it's an inconvenience. For her, that dog is just an inconvenience. And she doesn't want. and leave the dog in the kennel the whole time. She's just saying that someone else could be doing better by this dog. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:57:15 That's how I feel about my bike. I don't care of any girl says. No girl is convincing me to sell my bike at all. Your bike doesn't smell. No girl's going to be like, hey, we all have that one thing in our life that will never get rid of. Your ex-girl wanted you to sell your bike.
Starting point is 00:57:28 No. Stop, stop. Stop. Your bike don't smell. And if it does, that's weird. That's weird. Get rid of her then. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:37 Remember. Your bike seat smells are crazy. You got to go get checked, dog. Okay. I'm wondering if she wants us to help her find a new home for the dog. Greg, Greg lives dogs. Like I said,
Starting point is 00:57:50 Valentine's Day is coming up. I need a gift to give out. But it seems like she wants more than the $2,500. Yeah. Like, she's not trying to just give the dog away. Oh, I thought she did. No, because he's not trying to give the dog away. He could give it to his dad.
Starting point is 00:58:01 Yeah, or the neighbor. Yeah. But now we have Greg. But they're trying to get a profit. There's also a terrible sales pitch. Yeah. I'm not, she's like it's dumb and then it smells and it's like, it's me. It marks all the time.
Starting point is 00:58:13 Discum, discount. Oh, I want that dog. Give me that dog. Somebody. Let's get the dog on the line. You do that dog's on the line. Hello? How do you feel?
Starting point is 00:58:22 Oh, okay. Oh. Dogman, dog's mad, dog's mad, dog's bad. Brown Mac, Ellie's in what for hip hop. All right, you guys. What? Oh. No, he wants to be used so bad.
Starting point is 00:58:45 No, no. He did the, all right, you guys. All right, you guys. Anyways, I'm going to start it off different. OMG. You guys. Oh, yeah. Oh, 2024.
Starting point is 00:58:55 Yes. No, but I love when the cheesement continues. Ooh, the cheesmith continues. Shout of Myrton. TMC. You like that out. Now, because we're finally finding out what Selena Gomez actually told Taylor Swift at the Golden Gold. Remember I said that?
Starting point is 00:59:13 I'm like, we're getting forced her into having to say what it was. Because if they're denying it says Timothy, she asked for a picture from Timothy Shamara, Kylie Jenner's man. And she said, no, she's going to have to actually say what it is. And so she kept saying like, no, it's fake. I did not say that. I mean, Kylie, we're okay, whatever. That it was getting ridiculous to get off her D, whatever, right?
Starting point is 00:59:34 But now, but nobody was really believing her. It's like, letty said, you have to, she had to address it. And apparently she did because she's like, I wasn't even talking about them. I was talking. I was telling Taylor about one of my friends. She said, no. I told Taylor about two of my friends who hooked up. That's not anyone's business, you guys.
Starting point is 00:59:55 Well, who are their friends? Yeah. Because all her friends are famous, so now she has to tell us that. I don't know, but I feel like you're not helping yourself, Selena, at all. The third girl, it looked like she clearly said Timothy. Yes. Yeah. So I don't care what the other one of the Timothy.
Starting point is 01:00:11 Like are hookupable. Jimothy. Himmathy. Himmathy. Stephanie? Does it sound like Stephanie? No, the Femothy. Yeah, no people that do lip reading for a living, they said, no, that's not exactly what she said.
Starting point is 01:00:23 She said, I went to ask for a picture and she said, no. And then the other girl's like, Timothy, he's like, the only thing that could help solve that is if there's actual footage of her asking for like audio, right? Not even audio. You know how they do the cameras where they're seeing everybody to hug everybody and whatever. But apparently they never saw even interacted at all. Yeah. And they had went up to Timothy TMZ went up to Timothy
Starting point is 01:00:47 Yeah And they asked him about it And he's like no, we're good I mean and Sleen are good Kylie and Sleana are good And he kept it really short Because I do have the audio And like you said like people
Starting point is 01:00:55 Like celebrities don't want to be talking to anyone Yeah But he addressed it and pretty much He said no that everyone's cool Are you and Felina cool? Yeah of course Does Celina and Kylie have any beef? Is that outrageous?
Starting point is 01:01:07 No But they're good right? I can call you. See all is good Yeah Watch Wonka You should have said that. Yeah, I would have said that.
Starting point is 01:01:18 But, yeah. They're all denying it. They're saying that everyone's cool. But you know, what's happening? Who are her friends at her hook? You know, she's going to ask her friends. Hey, can you pretend a hook though? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:26 Now she got to tell us that. Can you please change your name to all of her friends are famous? Please. Limitney. Limitney. What rhymes with Timothy? I like how, because it's Taylor Swift, Selena and that girl at the achievement table.
Starting point is 01:01:40 I don't know who that girl is. Okay, I had to Google her because I'm like, who was she? She's Kelly. Calais, Sperry, Miles Taylor's wife. Kaylee Sperry. Kaye-L-E-I-G-H. And who's the guy that she's the wife?
Starting point is 01:01:54 Who? Miles Taylor. And who's that? Miles Taylor. They're both actors. He was in Project X? He was in Project X. Oh, he was a baseball player in Project X.
Starting point is 01:02:02 Okay. Yeah. And people are like taking photos of them three and they're like, get her. She's the weakest link. She'll crack. Like, she'll tell you what it was. Yes.
Starting point is 01:02:11 She also made it obvious, which is annoying to me, because she's the one that bent back and said the name. We wouldn't even know that the word Timothy was said if it wasn't for this girl. They're being dramatic. Because Selena and Taylor, they did the right thing. Okay, Selena, oh, okay, okay. Selena and Taylor, they kind of were like talking to each other's ears.
Starting point is 01:02:28 Yeah. But it's old girl that, like, heard and then like, hey, Timothy! Like, she like, suck. Yeah. Super dramatic. It's because of her. She killed it. They're probably not her friend anymore.
Starting point is 01:02:40 For real. But it also leaves it open for her now to tell her. Do the tell-all book. Yeah. Wow. Because this is great gossip. Talk about the she's me. And because I don't know, I don't know if Selena heard Maximo yesterday that she was nominated for Simp of the week or Simp that now Selena's taking a break on social media.
Starting point is 01:02:57 Oh, you can do that. She's taking a break and she's saying she posted a picture on her IG of Benny Blanco with like some kids. And she said, I'm just, I'm taking a break. I'm focusing on what really matters. Wow. Look what you did, Maximum. They're saying she's breaking the record for taking social media breaks. She does it a lot.
Starting point is 01:03:14 Yeah. There is one account that said this, but I'm not, I cannot confirm that this is this many social media breaks. They said in the last three months, Selena Gomez has announced 67 social media breaks and still keeps posting. Yeah. So. It's like, leave us alone or don't. I need her in my life. Selena?
Starting point is 01:03:30 Yeah. No. Sounds like an inconvenience that I need. Oh, my gosh. She's happy with any. These are real. Like, so there's one story that says, I'm taking a break and deleting my Instagram. I'm done.
Starting point is 01:03:39 I do not support any of what's going on. That's like a few months ago. And then there's, um, A comment, never trolling. I'm leaving Insta for a while until I have work again. I just stand up for what I believe in. I have no shame in doing that. I love my fans more than anything in the world.
Starting point is 01:03:52 And then now there's this one that she posted a photo on her man with some kids. Yeah. She's like, I'm focusing on what's important. I'm taking a break from social media. Well, I wonder how long. She does. Selina, social media wants to take a break from you.
Starting point is 01:04:04 She expects us to be like, no, Selena, no, come on. She's, I'm going to go. If you guys don't appreciate me, I'm going to just go. We need you, Selena. Come on. Take my ball and go home. behavior. That's so crazy.
Starting point is 01:04:16 Are the two of her friends hooking up? Maybe they're Timothy and Selena. I mean, Timothy and Kylie. Boom, bomb, bomb. No way. Like maybe, maybe. I know you're trying to help her, but.
Starting point is 01:04:27 Maybe it's not that she couldn't take a picture, but maybe it's something still with him. Yeah. Because that girl clearly said Timothy. Yeah. But maybe we're getting wrong, because I feel like there would have been footage. There's cameras everywhere there.
Starting point is 01:04:42 There would have been footage of them together. Kylie, Selena and Timothy. There would have been some footage video, even if it's a camera, even if it's like one of the, something to show them together
Starting point is 01:04:53 and that interaction happening. Right. There's nothing. All we have is like Kylie and Shama la like just like talking weird to each other and then the girls table. Exactly. Yeah, I would think by now
Starting point is 01:05:04 that footage would be out. It would be out. Just to clear it up. But now you gotta tell us who those friends that hooked up are. Now you got to tell us all the cheeseman. Look, and now your friends are not going to trust you
Starting point is 01:05:12 because you're out here telling Taylor all the tea chees me. Yeah. Taylor knows all. And you can't tell somebody with a cajillion followers any secrets. Yeah. That's true. That's rule number one.
Starting point is 01:05:22 Yeah. I don't know. But she's taking a break. I wonder how long that break is going to be because last time she took it, it was 16 hours because she was caught. Liking other people's posts. 16. Yeah. That's not even a break.
Starting point is 01:05:34 She probably. Celina Montgomery is taking a break. But Beauty Balloons, 271, she's in, she's back and out. She's super active. Fake business page. Lashes by Selena? Yes. Lashes by cell.
Starting point is 01:05:52 She's definitely checking in the stories. Her breaks are shorter than ours. All right. All right. That's it for Zobrasala. Brat to you by a local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm Power 106.
Starting point is 01:06:06 Okay. And shout out to you, Angie. You did a great job. You're just awesome. Oh, Selena. What's up? This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse?
Starting point is 01:06:16 Don't you know I'm local? I'm gonna lie. My brain is everywhere. Yours is never everywhere. Yeah, my brain is everywhere. Okay, let's talk about the Dodgers. No, not that news. This other news.
Starting point is 01:06:29 Oh, wow. What? Wow. What? You have to talk about that? No. No. No.
Starting point is 01:06:34 No. No. No. Okay. Let's talk about the tax system trying to come in and hate. on Shohei Otani's pay deferral deal. Okay, California officials are saying, or some California officials are saying, you know what,
Starting point is 01:06:50 there needs to be something to be done to restrict the ability of high earners to deferrent income and cited LA Dodgers Superstar Shohei Otani's 700 million contract as an example of how California could lose millions in tax dollars. It would be like, hey, we lose in the end of this because the tax stuff, if they're passing off, or if you would have made it in one chunk, we would have. It got this much taxes, but now we're not over several years. But these officials are also upstate. I need names.
Starting point is 01:07:19 They're like in the, in North. Yeah, Sacramento, San Francisco area. And it means like there's some heteration in this deseroy. Because the Dodgers did this deal. Yeah. If it was the San Francisco Giants, they wouldn't have anything to say. Yeah, this is a great deal. It's because they wanted him.
Starting point is 01:07:37 Yes. Of everyone, who didn't want him? You know? Do we know the official's names? I will get the official's names. Because we need to put them out there. Who are the operas that dig into their Facebook. We need to find them.
Starting point is 01:07:49 What jerseys they wear? Yeah, find them with the San Francisco Giants hat. I guess with this deferred stuff. And it's probably something of why Otani was like, oh, this is cool. I'll take this deal. It's saving him $9.8 million per year in our California taxes, right? Yeah. So they're just like, hey, you guys, this is wrong.
Starting point is 01:08:06 This is not good. It's not good for the economy, for California, for us for the tax system and it feels very anti-dodger not going to lie and also they shouldn't be talking because a lot of times politicians don't pay taxes they avoid them too so it's like before you point the finger yeah exactly there's four pointing right back at you yeah and that's why the a's left oakland exactly no yeah it's it's just it's super hateration i mean it is gonna lose like california will not see those taxes but it's like bro he's a foreign born player Anyway, like that that like super strict tax system that we have here it shouldn't really subject to him like he's going to go back.
Starting point is 01:08:48 He's going to live in Japan for the rest of his life. He's here to work. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And he's going to go back and it's like, bro, just let him. Let him be. You know what I'm saying? Greatness.
Starting point is 01:08:55 He's going to bring so much other revenue and other ways. Yep. To the state, you know, with people traveling here from Japan from all these places to come watch him. They're going to buy hotels. You know, they're going to pay taxes in that way. They're going to fly over here. It's a lot. I don't want to say this official's name on the air because I don't want to, like,
Starting point is 01:09:13 docks anybody, but I do. Definitely born in San Francisco, California. Oh, my God. What is his name? First name rhyme with. What is his first name rhyme with? Timothy. Timothy?
Starting point is 01:09:26 Timothy. That was his last thing. She was telling Taylor Swift out of the deferred contract of Shohey, Otani. Oh, the girl said, Otani. Otani. Look, we figured it out. Yes, we figured. That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:09:44 Yeah, go Dodgers. Go Dodgers. Go Dodgers. Shout us. Let them hate. Let them hate us because they ain't us. Exactly. That's facts.
Starting point is 01:09:52 I still need a name. Greg, I like that you're on board with us because you are Padres fan. But I think Padres fan and Dodgers fan can unite on one thing. Yeah. That's the giant suck. It doesn't help that we broke, but we're broke and we have no money to spend. That's your problem. You guys need a defer payments for a different reason.
Starting point is 01:10:07 You need a card to payment We're like The project LA's number one for hip A lot. Let's make it a great morning for somebody, okay? Yeah, I'm about to call somebody out
Starting point is 01:10:20 State Controller Stop! Listen, but in a couple minutes ago and don't you know I'm local, we were talking about how the state controller is saying like, hey, that deal that the Dodgers did
Starting point is 01:10:32 it should not be legal because it messes with our taxes we're not getting tax money, you know how much we care about our tax money. But the state controller also happens to be from the bay in San Francisco. And a Giants fan. Are we? Are we?
Starting point is 01:10:43 No, Yeah, we are. Giants fan. Okay. And so I didn't want to say, because I wanted to confirm who it was. And so we found the name. And then Maxi was like, I'm going to find her Instagram. You know how we do that.
Starting point is 01:10:53 And he goes to that person's Instagram and it goes to write a comment. And already people have found that person. They beat us to it. And are commenting like, let's show he'll try to keep his money. Yes. So I'm assuming it's the correct person. Yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:07 the state controller. You could Google that person's name and you could on your own. Okay. Yeah, we're not saying. But if you see Maximus comment there and you happen to heart it, like he's already going in. Worst controller ever. That's so funny. What happened? Yeah, beat it.
Starting point is 01:11:25 Yeah, beat it. What are you laughing at? Yeah, you guys need to explain because I am lost. Yeah, you see this? Angie, you are. You know why you're lost, Angie? And why the listeners are lost? loss because you are so beautiful, innocent-minded. You're beautiful.
Starting point is 01:11:40 No, I didn't hear them. I know. And even when you do, you're not going to know what this is because you're so beautiful and innocent-minded. Wow. Okay. Say it. Because I was telling Maximo how if he needs time to get a story together, I will go on
Starting point is 01:11:54 air and fluff. And then what did you say, Maximo? Please don't use that word. Please don't use that word. And I was like, no, that's just because you're a per. And you, fluff, do you know what a fluffer is? No. Do you know what a fluffer is?
Starting point is 01:12:07 No. Okay. Just on your own time. Don't Google it on your computer. Don't do it right now. Don't do it right now. Don't do it. Don't do it on your computer or mess up your algorithm.
Starting point is 01:12:16 Hey, Siri. Kid it. No. Yeah, yeah. But just know, these guys got into a giggle attack. Yeah, they did. They were really laughing. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:25 Because Maxo's so stupid. But he is a perp. I am nuts. He is creepy. Yeah, just wait until in your own time. Okay. Use Greg's phone. I'm sure he has.
Starting point is 01:12:35 It's already in his recently searched. I have it on my saved really quick. It's a bookmark. It's been a lonely winter for Greg. It's his home page. All right, you guys. Are we ready for nom-nom-nom news and not that type of non-n-n-no news?
Starting point is 01:12:49 The time has come for this. Nom-nom-nom news. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Delicioso. Oh, what? Power machine. That's racist. That's new.
Starting point is 01:13:03 It's supposed to be edgy. That's new. Wow, you're Dora. Oh, no, it's the backpack. Oh, it's the backpack. I think it might be this. The time that's come for this. Nom Nom, nom, nom news.
Starting point is 01:13:22 There you go. There is awful. That's messed up thinking Angie and Dora are interchangeable. It's not Dora. It's the backpack. Dora's backpack. Okay. So, situation ships.
Starting point is 01:13:35 Come on. Yes, with Valentine's Day around the corner, we all know that everyone usually gets sweethearts. And sweethearts are those candies with a little heart shade. Be mine. Love you. Those are cute. You know all those things.
Starting point is 01:13:49 But Sweethearts this year is going to drop a limited edition version, and it's going to be called Situationships. So listen to. Sweethearts is about to save your sanity. The company known for its Conversation Hearts is selling situation. It's selling situation-ship boxes like the typical Valentine's Day candy their sugary hearts with messages except These words are blurry and muddled two perfect words to describe your questionable relationship Yeah perfect
Starting point is 01:14:17 You can't even read it because it's just like blurry like miss print That's what it looked like the ones that didn't work that I got the stamp wrong or whatever That's probably what happened in the factory and they're like you know how this could work It's just blurtie like my situation ship. Like you don't know if it's actually there or not. It's up for debate. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:37 Because it would be be mine, but if it's in a situation, you don't know if you want it. Let me try, maybe. And no clear title. That makes sense. It's like, here's my heart,
Starting point is 01:14:46 but you don't know what it says. Yeah. We got to hope there's no errors where the ones that are not blurry land in there. All the clear ones. Be mine, kind of. Do you marry me?
Starting point is 01:14:56 Be kind of mine. Okay. I know you are all respectable. honorable men. Oh, yes. A thousand percent. Faithful men. You can say that again.
Starting point is 01:15:07 Loyal. Faithful. Loyal. Yep. Only one woman. Mm-hmm. Ever. All the time.
Starting point is 01:15:12 All the time. Yeah. That's right. Have you ever taken a situation ship out like on Valentine's Day? Maybe the 13th. You know how they say like the 13th or the 15th is for like the side pieces or the other one? I have not, but I have bought like flowers because it's like an awkward time. Right.
Starting point is 01:15:30 It's like meeting somebody right before their birthday. if you're speaking to somebody, but it's a little early to, like, go out with them to be, like, my Valentine. Right. You know, but, like, I'm not too sure I'm following you. Okay, so, like, let's say, let's say, let's say, let's say I met, let's say I met a girl. To do a Valentine's Day Day Day Day.
Starting point is 01:15:47 Let's say I met a girl, like, January 25th or something. Yes. Right? And we hit it off. We're cool, but, like, February 14th is, like, right around the corner. It's a little soon to be, like, my Valentine or to post that, like, we're together here or there, right? You could take your dinner. maybe or the ones when you barely meet them you guys only see each other like at apartments or like on
Starting point is 01:16:06 text or whatever you like you know it'll go outside with them daylight hours nothing after 12 yeah that's a little forward you know what I'm saying it's a little much yeah but you know I did like buy a girl flowers because it feels like the right thing to do during that time it's like yeah and it's like but it's like doing the most is like a lot that to me that's like the minimum but like yeah I haven't like gone out on a date with the girl okay what about you I already got asked if I'm and buy them a Valentine's day gift. Damn. You have one.
Starting point is 01:16:34 And I bet you are. You're not even like girl. You're going to do it though. Is it the one that one that one? Yeah, that one. Yeah. Oh, the one that listened. Why is still talking to her?
Starting point is 01:16:44 You're going to still buy a gift. No, I'm not. I'm going to stand on business all 2024. Like I said. Maybe it doesn't sound like it. King big dog. Exactly. I can't be a big dog.
Starting point is 01:16:52 Early in December. Greg talked about this girl. Oh, my God. We didn't even talk about her. We talked about his ex, right? Yeah. And a girl that he had just met started getting mad at him. Literally they probably talked for like a couple days.
Starting point is 01:17:06 Yeah. And then she's mad at him, right? Yeah. And then it's like, oh, okay, you might be careful. You might be jumping from one toxica to another. Yeah. Like, I get it. I get it.
Starting point is 01:17:15 Yeah. Thing. But I don't know if you're on this health path, I don't know if that's too good for your mental health. And she kept getting mad at him. And he was like, you know what? I'm just going to like leave it, right? Then she told them, can we just start over? They've only been talking like two weeks.
Starting point is 01:17:30 But she asked for a reset. Stressy, yeah. I got blocked. I felt like big. Yeah. But apparently, you did restart with her because if she's asking
Starting point is 01:17:41 for Valentine's stuff, she didn't ask that in December. December, December she's asking for Christmas stuff. So you're having the life you're not telling us about it. I don't like it. Reset.
Starting point is 01:17:50 It's called a situation ship. That's what it's called. Yeah. Well, good news for you. Street hearts is dropping the situation. There we go. I like that. Are you going to take her on a date?
Starting point is 01:17:59 I don't know Dinner That's a yes By her flowers It's not a no On Valentine's day That's kind of Yeah
Starting point is 01:18:05 That's a big like a step forward Yeah She doesn't need How does she feel How does she feel about you fantasizing about the other girl That we always talk? We're not talking about that girl
Starting point is 01:18:15 But how does she feel I'm standing on business Is your situation should Does she have a right to get mad About how like you were You can't even speak in front of the other girl I'm gonna get blocked again letty Yeah
Starting point is 01:18:26 Wait My question is like, she's texting. Is, are both of them getting Valentine's Day presents or just one of them? None of them are getting Valentine's Day. The big dog. No.
Starting point is 01:18:37 King, big dog. No. King blocked dogs. That's like, you're not getting enough for Valentine's. I know, why is it always like, why don't we get stuff?
Starting point is 01:18:46 Yeah. Where's my flowers? Oh my God. Don't flip. Valentino Day. Where are my flowers? You don't even like flowers. I hate flowers.
Starting point is 01:18:54 I hate flowers. I don't. Because we're kidding. Where's my court side tickets to a game? Where's my money bouquet? Be big dog kings in the game. I want to be a passenger king. Oh.
Starting point is 01:19:04 I want course like seats to a clipper game? Put your hand on my thigh. And that's expensive. Put your hand on my thigh. There you go. I want to post your interior. Yeah, I want to post her interior. That's what I want to do.
Starting point is 01:19:15 I want to post dinner. All right. Let's see you guys are so annoying. Because I want one thing and one thing only if I'm being a man. Go downtown.

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