Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep. 136 (1/17/24)

Episode Date: January 17, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Simp or PIMP SIMS SIMS SIMS SIMS SIMS S Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip S Sip. Hey, hold on I still have the leakers. Wow, I have the leakers soundboard of it. Do the airplane, the airplane, airplane. Okay, where's the airplane? It should be jet something? Jet fly by.
Starting point is 00:00:24 Jets are you jealous? Like, new music. No. No. What? This one's called Mexican Yell. Get ready, guys. I don't know how I feel about B-night's
Starting point is 00:00:37 to South Dore. You're pressing that. I don't see the plane at all. It doesn't say plane at all or anything? It's like, shh. Oh, duh. There it. Hey.
Starting point is 00:00:50 The swims have a ride. That's so cool. I'm going to start using it. I'm going to use that all day today. So you guys get for not locking your door. Not laughing your toes. Alright, let's get back into Sim and Pip, hold on. Simp or Pimp.
Starting point is 00:01:08 B-I-N-P. Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip. What's going on, Maximo? Women is going viral. Ooh, for what? She does some real petty. Real, real, real petty. Women or a woman?
Starting point is 00:01:22 A woman. Oh, women. But women do petty things. Oh, my God. Humans do petty things. Yes, you're right. Okay, go ahead. Well, what she did is she had a family.
Starting point is 00:01:32 photo and it was her her partner and they were each holding a baby yeah but something happened where she had the photoshop her baby daddy they probably broke up something happened they got in a big fight he did something behind her back but the photoshop are hilarious the Photoshop is crazy oh oh my god on one she she took out the baby daddy and she added a cape on her baby so it looks because the baby's in air like the dad was holding the baby So if you remove the depth in the picture, the baby's just floating. So she's like, you know what? I got the best idea.
Starting point is 00:02:07 I'm going to put a K-Bon. It's a super baby. It's holding up itself. Yes, it looks like it's floating. You have to see it. You have to see it. Yeah, check out the photos on Brownback Mornings 106. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Another one is where they added a helicopter, like, helmet. Helmet on his head. And he's like holding the sticks. This baby. And the last one is. is a Photoshop of a park behind her and they added the baby on the swing. Perfect. I like that.
Starting point is 00:02:40 Yeah, they got creative. Yeah. They could have just left the baby floating. Or they could have just left the father in the picture. What, like that's just like pictures are just a moment in time. You know what I'm saying? Like they're not like currently like this is valid right now. This is what's going on in my life.
Starting point is 00:02:57 It's like that was just May 13th of 2023. Like that's okay. That's still the dad. They could have done what they did in Coco and just ripped his face off and folded it a little bit. Exactly. So he's not in the picture. Or cover his face with like a Mickey Mouse sticker or something. Like it could be anything.
Starting point is 00:03:14 Oh, that's what you do. It could be anything. But it's just like it was just a moment in time. The best part is I want that kid to grow up and see those pictures and be like, why am I superhero? Why am I to park Photoshop so terribly? Or even then, okay, look, as a person that has divorced parents, like I like looking at photos of my pictures. parents together. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:32 It's just like, that was cool. You know what I'm saying? They used to love each other at some point. That was cool. And like, just to take it out is just, it's so petty.
Starting point is 00:03:40 It's real. It's comedy. Okay. I love it. What if he did something crazy? Like, what if he cheated on her? So what?
Starting point is 00:03:49 That's like that. That's life. Yeah. That's still a dad. That's why. And that's why she did that. It's just a dad that cheats. Yeah, he's still a dad.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Look, dad comes first. Cheats comes second. No. That's not how it works I'm a father first The cheater second That's your new model That's a great model for you
Starting point is 00:04:09 Not for me, not for me Yeah, let me not Put a little Vic in this And shout out Ali I don't even want to put them in the situation But yeah That was crazy that she did that But would you even consider that sim
Starting point is 00:04:22 Is it worth being nominated? She's pretty pimped for that For sure is Sim. How is that? She's pimped for that because it's like when she shows these photos off to social media Like she seems like single mom father was never in the picture like I've been doing it by myself this whole time She's gonna run back and she's gonna look a sin Because that's a lot of effort to put it in the photo shop him back
Starting point is 00:04:45 Yeah, like he's in the background like the baby already like the cape yeah Now he's flying in the background like Superman to the baby Yeah Who did he's the graphic designer do you think it was her or she like outsource Because that's pretty crazy. She posted it on Twitter. Oh. And everybody went ham on the different way.
Starting point is 00:05:07 I get it. She requested it on Twitter like, hey, can someone photoshop this fool out of here? Yeah, because. That's messed up. I hope he has the original photo. I feel bad for the other kid. He gets no cape? I don't have a cape.
Starting point is 00:05:18 I'm not super. He's going to stand here? Mom, you're holding me down. Yeah. I don't get the swing on the swing. Yeah. I'm not special, mom. I can't float in the air.
Starting point is 00:05:28 It's funny because the mom's holding the other. baby too and there's just a random swing holding one baby that's the best part of the random swing all right simp or pim because who called it you call it pim i think it's pim you call it sim because you're going back she can't go back yeah you don't know i don't know the way they change the background in like in the superhero photo is just funny it's like something's wrong in the universe they pull it you have to see it round back morning's one oh six you know her actually requesting for Twitter's help makes it a little bit crazier to me. That's a simp move right there.
Starting point is 00:06:01 Because that's not something that you did personally. Like you, you asked the world. Yeah. Twitter, do your thing. Careful what you asked for you. Twitter, do your thing did it.
Starting point is 00:06:09 Let's have a picture you, like if you're holding a baby and we should have. I thought to insert you in the photo. Oh, that'll be funny. No. I'm the father that stepped up. Yeah. I'm down.
Starting point is 00:06:19 Oh my gosh. Okay. I think it's simp too. Yes. I think it's sim because it's like you did that because your emotions were all. Exactly. Oh, I see. I see.
Starting point is 00:06:28 Could have just left the picture alone. You're so angry. Yeah. Or take new photos. Oh, yeah. That too. You got a cell phone. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:35 Target? $10? Something like that? Sears? Sears? Sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip, sip. Scrolling with the homies. Imagine that was happening.
Starting point is 00:06:50 You're on a plane. Yep. And what happens, Greg? Imagine you're on a plane and the side door that you entered from opens mid flight 20 minutes in this one airline everybody was having a nice casual little flight
Starting point is 00:07:04 and 20 minutes in their door to the left side of the plane flew wide open it's called the fusage line that broke loose and it's the door where people come in from it's not like the emergency exit or anything like that on the left side it's the emergency exit okay so the emergency exit yeah the emergency exit
Starting point is 00:07:22 on the left side of the plane broke open they were saying it was so bad that one of the passengers' shirts ripped off. What? Yeah, one of the passengers... Yeah. It's like, like, that hole is pulling out, like, all the pressure. Yeah, about six people plan to sue the airline.
Starting point is 00:07:41 But they're trying to avoid that and offer people $1,500 cash. That's disrespectful. $1,500. Yes, $1,500. Like, hey, sorry this happened. Sorry, the door opened on you. Sorry, almost died. Here's $1,500.
Starting point is 00:07:54 Exactly. $1,500. I don't think that's bad, but like the guys are like, that's really bad. That's really bad. What? How? Because if you, sometimes they'll give you like $1,500 just to change your flight for like two hours or something when they overbook. Oh, I never find that.
Starting point is 00:08:11 So you're telling me that's like the equivalent of my window flying off and the inconvenience of that. The airline came out saying that this is an immediate gesture of care. Oh, $1,500. It would have been super caring for them to double check the window. Yeah. And then everybody's commenting $1,500 is just not enough. I just paid $1,500 to fix my car. Like a break and something else.
Starting point is 00:08:35 I'm like, what? Mm-hmm. That's how much you're going to pay me? Okay. For my life? I just feel like no one got hurt. But no, no, no one got hurt. Like, mine is like that one for his shirt came off.
Starting point is 00:08:49 So it was vintage. No, I would pay him a lot. But I think everybody else is like, come on, you guys are just getting money just to get money at this point. Like there's someone that's just chilling on the plane and it's going to receive $1,500. That's still traumatizing. Yeah. That makes you, like, that'll prevent you from traveling for a while.
Starting point is 00:09:06 Well, better for them. That's what they were saying that people are suffering for PTSD. Yeah, no joke. You guys sound extra right now. Have you? You're going to show up in a neck brace? Have you? I have nightmares.
Starting point is 00:09:16 Mentally. They have scary turbulence. Yeah. All right. I was just in scary turbulence. Okay. Now, imagine there's a hole in the plane and that's happening. But while the scary turbulence.
Starting point is 00:09:26 Turbulance is there. I'm like, it's a roller coaster. It's fun. Free ride. No, you're crazy. I don't know. At least they're getting money.
Starting point is 00:09:33 They went viral. It sounds like they got something out of it. Yeah. We're talking about it. Yeah. $1,500. Nah, I need like 10K. You need 10 racks.
Starting point is 00:09:43 Yeah, minimum. But that's also because you're like going to milk it. No. Because you just said, I'll take the 15, but I'll be mad. You just said that earlier. No, I said people are going to take the 15. No, you said I'll be mad, but I'll still take it. No, I'm suing.
Starting point is 00:09:57 No, I definitely wouldn't take it at all. Because after, like, you're not going to want to travel, but if, like, that happens to you, it's like getting hit by a car, right? You don't want to get hit by a car. No. But if you get, like, $20,000, you might want to, you might be down on your luck. Man, I need to get hit by a car again. Like, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:10:15 No. No. I just think this way. I'm the only person who thinks this way. Now, you on purpose want to get hit by a car. If I was down bad and last time I got hit by car, got 20 bands? When I was in my bucket, I'd be like, did I hope someone were. brands me.
Starting point is 00:10:26 That's what I'm saying. I'll be okay, but maybe I could total loss this. And get a new car. That's what I would say. I would say. Yeah. I'm not trying to manifest that. Yeah, no,
Starting point is 00:10:33 I don't want that at all. But I'm saying. At least give me like 10 first class seat passes or something. A first class seat. That's it. 10 times. To a different airline. That will low-key cost more than $1,500.
Starting point is 00:10:46 No, I would want cash. Give me the cash. No, give me 10 first class passes and maybe. I don't want your cash. Give me the plane. Just give me the whole plane. And maybe they're saying, like, this is the. immediate like this is what we're doing first.
Starting point is 00:10:58 First, yeah. And then we know we got to get you like on the other side. That's what they were saying. Some people are saying that or. Never take the first offer. One of the airline spokesperson was saying the payment was sent like as soon as possible. Like just not like here to you period. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:12 And that's what we're going to go through the process of other stuff and the suing probably about here for right now for what happened. Here you go. Yeah. We're actually going to give you 10,000 awards points that you can use every time between the days of. Like it's like come on. Here's a lunch. You would use him. Then in the holidays?
Starting point is 00:11:27 Yeah, all the holidays are... Blackout days. Yeah. Here's a lunch, here's a lunch voucher for your peanuts on the next flight. Yeah. Exactly. You get two, three meals.
Starting point is 00:11:36 So Angie, me and you would take the 15 grand, but clearly we'd be suckers at that point. Apparently. Yeah. 1,500, not 15 grand. But then I'd be on TV. You're already on radio. Yeah, but not on TV.
Starting point is 00:11:49 All right. Power 106. L.A.'s number one for hip-hop. Buenos Diaz. Rosecrans. LeBron saw a photo Kendrick and his wife and said, I feel you, bruh. All right. So, LeBron was scrolling on Instagram and he saw a picture of Kendrick and his wife when they were young and next to a modern day photo of them with the caption that read, the best feeling is getting money with the girl you were broke with.
Starting point is 00:12:15 Quoting Kendrick Lamar. Even though Kendrick has never actually publicly said that, the picture speaks a thousand words because, you know, it shows them as very young, like, probably in their teens. Yeah. And now they're modern, like, you know, in this day and age, and they're still together. Right. And so Braun tagged his wife Savannah and said, the absolute best. Oh, gosh.
Starting point is 00:12:36 Yeah. It's nice. It's so nice. It's not, yeah, it's nice. But it's also funny, like, you know, because these are like these made up. They've been screenshot a thousand times. It's like a fan meme. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:48 And like to know that, like, LeBron came across it and like kind of fell for it. He's probably like, probably text Kendrick and was like, bro, that's real, man. Kendrick's like, what are you talking about? I never said this. But yeah, I thought that was cool. And it just shows me that we have to check if LeBron listen to Mr. Moral and the Big Stepers where Kendrick talks about him and low-key,
Starting point is 00:13:08 his infidelity towards his wife and her being like, dude, what's up? Like all the bad times. Yeah. I'm like, I don't know if you want to say you're just like him. Is that us? Yeah, yeah. Is that y'all for real?
Starting point is 00:13:18 Yeah. Have you ever been to Goober Schmuggen or where did you go? What? When Kendrick said that he did something bad overseas. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's like, You don't want to be like me, bro.
Starting point is 00:13:29 Like, you don't want to be like Jay and Beyonce. We want to be like Kendrick and his girl. I'm just like them. It's like, hey, someone so cheated on that. Oh, so you cheated. Oh, no, not that part. The good part. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:40 The part that's in the meme. Exactly. I wanted to get your guys take on this because clearly, like, that's great. Yeah. To be with someone that you hustle with, they've seen you on your downs, that way they deserve you on your up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:52 One, how likely is that, though? Yeah. And two, like, if you were, like, look, think of the girl that you were poor with. Yeah. What would it be? Yeah. I was so much struggling here. No, no, you're not.
Starting point is 00:14:04 Because you know what poor is like. You know what poor is like. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Think of that girl. If you were still with her, how would you like that? 91 on the court. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:15 Window didn't go down so I had to open the door for the drive-thru. 2003, shemmy. And now we had Toyota's. Let's go. Manual windows, no power over here, baby. No power. No power. No power.
Starting point is 00:14:31 I didn't open the door for you because I wanted to is because it wouldn't open from the inside. Oh. That was your excuse. No, but I mean, like for me to be with that same girl, that would be like, it's like a dream in a way of like, man. That's way you know, like the intentions are pure. They like me for me. But also, there's a flip side to it. And it's like they can never see you as anything besides what you were at the beginning of the relationship, right?
Starting point is 00:14:58 So like me, when I worked out at like an unnamed fast food restaurant and it's like that's when I met that person. And so as I started to progress and grow, like I was on and off with this girl for a very long time. Right. And she would never look at me like what I've become. Right. You know what I'm saying? And it's like you look at me as like 18 year old Vic. And it's like, y'all have grown a lot since then, not just career wise, but it's like I'm wiser.
Starting point is 00:15:21 I'm more mature. Like, I don't make the same mistakes I did. And it's like every couple months, like, she'll just hit me up and then just humble me. And like, hey, like, you know what? You need to, like, not be so nasly on the radio. And I'm like, what? Really? No, yeah, I swear.
Starting point is 00:15:35 So it's like, and I got a lot of love for her, you know, like, no bad blood. But it's just like, I don't know if we could. It wouldn't have worked out that same way. No. Again, that's really dope for them. The high school sweetheart, the all of that. But then I see people like, they're like on a girl's perspective, like helping you a long the way and then you divorced them for the weather lady on univision or where was that lady
Starting point is 00:15:55 oh yeah about the one that jeff basles was poor with Lauren yeah his girl yeah he no but that's not his wife no his ex-wife yeah so he was his ex-wife they like went through it all like when Amazon was nothing yeah they get pop in he divorces her or they divorce because he's been sending photos to the Lauren Sanchez and then boom and when you get on you leave her for the weather girl Yeah. Ari, what do you think? Because you had a lot to say when we're off there. Man, it's cute for us, like for girls, because we're just like, yeah, we're rider-dice.
Starting point is 00:16:32 But men, like, they only want us there, like, to help them make money and to be there for them, and we need to be strong for them. Oh, you're like a supporter. When they're poor. Yeah. And then after that, they're just like, oh, well, I'm in a new life, baby. This is my new chapter. And then they ditch us. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:46 So, like, there's a handful of them that. That's not wrong. There's a handful of them that. will stay with their high school sweetheart the one that was that they were poor with but a majority of the time they can't wait to kick us to the crib so they could get their trophy why you were just to sponsor this whole yeah exactly well I was poor so we're back to the sad stuff yeah back to reality yeah you gotta get your bread up that's why sorry I got my bread up get yours now exactly no but I feel like like
Starting point is 00:17:15 for me obviously like I was in a different relationship high school right but But even in my current relationship, we're still fairly poor, you know? And I still live with my dad at a certain point. Yeah. And then, like, she was still in school. So we still did, like, the whole, like, crime. You progressed together. Even me, like, in the music space, I volunteered at music festivals in the beginning.
Starting point is 00:17:38 So that's how I got my start. And now you got VIP. Come on. Mm-hmm. Vig. Yeah. So the meme itself says it's Kendrick and his girlfriend when they were in high school. and then Kendrick and his wife now same girl.
Starting point is 00:17:51 Yeah. And then it's like the best feeling is when you're with the one that you are poor with with you're now rich with, right? Yeah. Does it suck that you'll never have the best feeling? Wow. No, because Vic is going to get a girl that's like, like, you know, what about what about the ones that find like the high value while you're high value?
Starting point is 00:18:12 No, I don't. You're never going to know the best feeling? Yeah, no, it doesn't make a difference to me. As long as I'm happy, it doesn't matter like, you know, because you You can, like, it takes up maybe a little longer and you have to be more protective, but you can weed out the people that are just there for the wrong intentions. I don't know, man, Jeff Bezos seems pretty happy. Yeah, and he's not with the one that he started off port with.
Starting point is 00:18:32 Also, the one that he started off poor with was able to divorce him and get half, right? Yeah, she got it. Because she was there. What is she doing? I would be happy with that. You could do that. Where is she? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:42 Where is she at? Spending his money. Where does she hang out? Their money. They were married. You're right. The vowsay, what yours is mine, what's mine is mine. Does she need a pen pal?
Starting point is 00:18:53 No, I think she's fine. I think she's even donating, like, a lot of her money to charity. She's like, this doesn't mean what it means, like, you guys. Yeah. Donate to our charity, lady. All right. I just wanted to ask questions, get a guy's perspective. Yeah, no, it's an interesting subject for sure. Yeah. But all right, look, Taylor Swift is going to be feeling the heat in the cold if she doesn't tap in with this buffalo rapper.
Starting point is 00:19:16 Not Taylor Swift having to tap in. What? Exactly. So Kansas City Chiefs are playing the Buffalo Bills in the playoffs this weekend. And Taylor Swift is a part-time pop star, part-time K-C Chiefs fan now. And her man, Travis Kelsey, you know, he's playing in the game this weekend. Dan, did they get this far because of her? No, in spite of her.
Starting point is 00:19:37 It sounds like it. It's not having it there to please. Yeah, it was in spite of her, actually. But Benny the Butchre, he's a rapper from Buffalo, you know, super connected, managed by Rock Nation. and Def Jam and the two teams have been in this bitter rivalry. Since 2020, they played each other six times. The Buffalo Bills and the Kansas City Chiefs. They're six and six.
Starting point is 00:19:57 I mean, sorry, they're three and three. So they're even. The Casey Chiefs usually win in the playoffs. That's where Travis Kelsey's at. Exactly. So the minute that Benny found out, they were playing each other, he posted a picture in a long trench coat with the scully with the shades on. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:20:13 Looking super like mafioso. And all he said was tell Taylor Tapin when she gets to. the Buffalo. No way. What does that even mean? She has to check in. Yeah, but like, you got to check in with a screeze. Because he knows that she has to go to his city and he's just like.
Starting point is 00:20:27 She got herself into beef. I don't know if she's ready for. Yeah. No. That's wild. But I honestly, like, Benny's pretty big. Obviously, he's not as big as Taylor. In Buffalo, though.
Starting point is 00:20:38 Yes. I wish. I wish Taylor would like troll him back and like respond and be like, Taylor's coming. I'm here. Where you at? She's going to have a. His ad libid is always the butcher coming.
Starting point is 00:20:50 So, like, if she were to flip it and be like, Taylor's coming. The soup is coming. What's there, yeah. What's there a couple name that we hate? Swellsey. Swellcy. That's ugly. That didn't make it off the shelf.
Starting point is 00:21:02 Yeah. I thought we gave him a different one. Sounds like, you keep talking, I'm going to give you a swellcy. Yeah. Sounds like a drink. Yeah. Okay. That sounds terrible.
Starting point is 00:21:12 Yeah, I don't like it. You know how you like the Packers, right? Yeah. Maximo. Your girl, Daniela, was not a. Packers fan before you. She was born a Packers fan. No, no, she was not.
Starting point is 00:21:21 He brainwashed her. But she wasn't. You made her born again. She's a born again Packers fan. Yeah. So she wasn't a Packers fan before you. But did she now get into like the Packers beef? Because Packers had beef with low-key everybody.
Starting point is 00:21:32 Like even this past weekend when they played the Cowboys. Oh, yeah. That's not beef though. What is she partaking in it? Like as a girlfriend of someone who's like a die hard, right? Does she have to take on the Clippers beef for you? Mandatory. If I swing, she swings.
Starting point is 00:21:46 Oh my gosh. That's hilarious Yeah Yeah I mean She doesn't care as much as me But for sure Like she'll get like
Starting point is 00:21:58 The troll from like people start trolling her Like they'll even troll her like You don't even know Yeah She'll be like Yeah She'll be like Vince Lombardi Tell her about Jordan loves
Starting point is 00:22:08 Passing percentage That's funny What about you Greg? I know you don't have it go right now Yeah But like you're a huge Poderys fan
Starting point is 00:22:16 Right Do you have to tell your new girl, hey, you're just going to get some hate because we're in L.A. Yep. Just so you know. Got to tell me you got to rip those Padres. Any day, I don't care if you're a Dodgers fan. I'm your Padre now. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:22:27 You're a Padres fan now? Wait, you wouldn't date a Dodger fan? He did. You would try a converter? I would try to converter. That would be like, 100% I would convert her. Girls convert so easy. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:22:37 Yeah. I've seen this. I follow this girl on Instagram. I've seen her wear four jerseys. Yeah. Just buy her like a cute little jersey. Yeah. And one of them played on the Rams.
Starting point is 00:22:44 But anyway, I digress. You don't be hating on my baby girl because I know who it is. Nick just met that. She stopped wearing his jersey. You buy them a cute jersey. They're on that team. Exactly. It fits them.
Starting point is 00:22:59 It looks good with their outfit. For the record, to stand up for your ex, I would see her wear Dodgers stuff when you wore Padre's stuff. No, she was a Padreys fan after that. Converted her. Took her a Padger game once. Then there you go. I don't think that's all it took. I dated a girl from Dallas and I bought her a Dodger jersey.
Starting point is 00:23:12 And she's like, I'm a Dodger fan. I don't like the Rangers. I don't care. I don't care as much. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Wow. There are girls that are passionate about it.
Starting point is 00:23:20 There are. For those that are like, hey, that's my men. I'm going to write from my men. Exactly. I like that. Go backers. All right. Shout out to Swelcy.
Starting point is 00:23:29 That was your word on Rose Cranz. I'm Rose Cranz. I'm Rose Cranz. I'm Rose Cranz, I'm Rock Morning. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Eset? Don't you know I'm local?
Starting point is 00:23:39 Oh, my goodness. All of a sudden, we get a new venue and now it's popping everywhere. the new Clippers Arena, the Intuit Dome, is set to host the 2026 NBA All-Star game. Shout out to the Intuit Dome. It's supposed to be like the most bomb of the most bomb, like top-tier venue. Looks nice when that's a day. And in 2026, I like how we prepare years ahead. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:06 That's a wild. That's two years. I'm Hayden. Why? Because like, are they just not going to use Staples Center now whenever the... Do you mean the old stadium? Yeah. Honestly, I'm starting to feel like that too, like the old one.
Starting point is 00:24:17 Because it's like when we host the All-Star game, because it happens every like five years or so, they're just going to only use it into it. Why not? So here's what I'm thinking. I want the new shiny one. Here's what I'm thinking. Follow me now. Yeah. Not much.
Starting point is 00:24:32 Yeah. I assume that the Lakers are waiting for the Clippers to go by-bye. And they take that one. Before they announce that they're taking down the convention center and that whole area. and they're going to make our own new crypto dot com arena ever. I do not think that the Lakers are going to get let little brother have that. That's cool. You have a nice house.
Starting point is 00:24:54 Yeah. Just watch. Just watch when you leave. Wait till I refinance. Have you ever had, like, the ones of us that have had siblings? Yeah. Have you ever had one move out the room? First, you share a room, then you move out the room and then you can make it with like, it's yours.
Starting point is 00:25:06 It's your room now? My life. That's my whole life story right there. So once they moved out of the room, now it's like, whoa, watch what I can do. I got a big room now. Yeah. My son's like that. I didn't think of it like that. Like let's just like.
Starting point is 00:25:18 We're not to be left behind. No, of course not. We're waiting for you to go to your new venue. We're the heritage franchise. Yes. Yeah. We've been waiting with this old money right here. So then the Kings could stay at the crypto and then the Lakers have a new stadium in
Starting point is 00:25:31 Eaglewood. There you go. So it's like when you live at your parents' old house that was built like in the 19. Don't you? And then you. Don't you live in your own mom's old apartment? Then you move out? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:40 Yeah. Yeah. To a modern apartment. Modern house. That's house. I get it. New technology? All right.
Starting point is 00:25:47 All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got your fault. The homie help line. Melly needs our help.
Starting point is 00:26:00 All right, so she sent us a DM and said, Hey, Brown Bag, love y'all. I have a dilemma for the homie help line. I hope you can help me, please. Hold on. A dilemma. Everyone behind it? Yesterday, the girl had a dilemma.
Starting point is 00:26:14 Yep. Today they have dilemmas. Exactly. So she said, so I've been dating this guy for about a few months now. He recently told me that he doesn't believe
Starting point is 00:26:22 in relationship titles. He doesn't like the boyfriend girlfriend title. He constantly says I'm his girl and does everything a boyfriend would do but hasn't officially asked me to be his girlfriend. I told him I'm not going to take him
Starting point is 00:26:35 serious if he doesn't officially ask me to be his girlfriend. I'm starting to think he's afraid of committing. Am I selfish for wanting the title? Is she dating Greg? Damn, I felt the tactic now. Maybe she is. I don't know what Angie.
Starting point is 00:26:50 I know what advice Angie would give her. Just do what I do. Respect yourself and ask him out. Yes, Andy. Yeah. No, that's what I did. I'm like, you know what? I'm just going to have to ask him.
Starting point is 00:27:02 I hate it. But here we are. Because you were with Marcus. Yeah, but you guys never made it a title. No, he never did. But you could tell you guys did boyfriend, girlfriend things. Yes. And you even told him, like, when are you going to ask me out, fool?
Starting point is 00:27:12 And so I just started, I told him, I'm like, fine, I'm just going to ask you out. You're my boyfriend. I've never said this. I've never said this. But Marquez is a king. Why? No, he's, I am. This is a king behavior.
Starting point is 00:27:25 That is a king. Because he was like, he was looking for the right time. And he didn't want to ask her when she said, hey, are you going to ask me? Because then that would feel like it's forced. And then he's like, I don't want to ask because of your birthday. I'm like, well, you're going to have an excuse every single month. I'm just going to ask you now. That's king.
Starting point is 00:27:40 Big dog. So I said, fine, want to be my boyfriend? And he's like, yeah. That doesn't sound like, cute to me. Did he say it like that? No, he did not say it like that. It was through text message. Did you get him the flowers too and everything?
Starting point is 00:27:54 It was a text message. Did you buy yourself flowers? No. Put the balloons. No, he buys me flowers. Yes, he does. We got him on the phone. We see how mushy he is with her.
Starting point is 00:28:07 Yeah, mushy-gushy. Angie. That's what she needs to do that. anniversary the day he asked you out or the day you asked him out? You know what? That's the thing. I don't know. What's your anniversary? The day that I asked him out was July, last night, something like that. But I don't know. That's a conversation I always have with him and we're like, let's just make it up.
Starting point is 00:28:26 Don't worry. I made my head. Because we don't know. Yeah. You make up your anniversary? Yeah, we made up our anniversary. And then I think I'm like, you know what? At the end of the day, it doesn't matter. Yeah. Right. You're going to forget that date. You're going to forget that date? Yeah. That's good, Angie. What are days? I just wanted to
Starting point is 00:28:41 because I wanted to respect myself. Respect yourself. Come on, girls. If you're, you don't have a title, but you're doing boyfriend, girlfriend,
Starting point is 00:28:48 girlfriend activities, you're not respecting yourself. No. Yeah. Don't say that. It's not his job. It's not his job to respect you. It's your job to respect.
Starting point is 00:28:55 You got to model behavior so that he knows how to treat you. You got to teach people how to treat you, baby girl. I'm not ready for the text messages. Like, again, like titles are for cars and houses.
Starting point is 00:29:04 Like, what are, you know? You asked a girl to be your girlfriend on the radio full. You wanted to do. that and look how that worked out that's your bad that's not the title's fault that's a your fault you know what you know what title I have for at least 72 months my car if you pay right if you pay on time yeah I don't know it's it's how many
Starting point is 00:29:30 months what that she's been with a few months oh she just put a few months yeah see at that point it's like how do you even we got to talk to and tell her to respect And her question is, what, should she? Is she selfish for wanting the title? Is she selfish? No, that's called like gaslighting. What he's making you feel selfish for wanting a title, that's him gaslighting. Yeah, go get that title.
Starting point is 00:29:50 It's literally like the bare minimum. So he doesn't want to do that. Give yourself the title. What else is he not going to do? Be the undisputed champion. Let's talk to baby girl on the line right now. Melly. Good morning.
Starting point is 00:30:01 Brownback. Good morning. Melly. Melley, tell us how you're feeling. Tell us what's going down with this fool. Tell us about your dilemma. It's so frustrating. I feel like every time me and he and.
Starting point is 00:30:09 me and him hang out, we talked about the same thing over and over. The same combo? To the point that I sound like a broken record at this point. What have you told him or what's been the, what's been the combo? So he does everything, you know, like a boyfriend would do. He treats me good. He's good to me. He's always, he obviously doesn't want me talking to other guys.
Starting point is 00:30:33 Mind you, we've been going out for like, I want to say four months already. Might be too early. I don't know if it's too early for me to walk. the title already, but he's already doing everything a boyfriend would do, so why not? So he says, I'm your girl. I mean, you're my girl, you're my girl, and I always tell him, I'm not your girl. You haven't asked me to be your girlfriend. And he's like, well, it's because I don't believe in the title because, you know, the title is just like,
Starting point is 00:30:56 what's the difference? He's like, I treat you good, don't I? I'm good to you. So why do you need the title? He's like, all your exes that have asked you to be, if you want to be their girlfriend, like, are you still with them? He's like, no, right? so what difference is it makes?
Starting point is 00:31:10 And I'm like, well, that's... Sounds like amazing gaslighting. Yeah, I'm going to take that one. Yeah, yeah. I tell him, I feel like you're just taking, like, that moment away from me. It's kind of like when you ask a girl, it's like you wanting to go, like, straight into marriage without asking for a proposal. Do you just want to be a girlfriend or do you want to be with him?
Starting point is 00:31:28 I want to be with him. You want to be with him. Oh, you love him. No, I get it because it's like you feel like, you deserve to be asked out in, like, a certain way. Like why not? Especially if, yeah, he's saying that I'm his girl. I mean, you haven't asked me.
Starting point is 00:31:42 How do you know I want to be? And if titles don't matter so much, then why is it such a big deal to give it to me? Exactly. And then the pastime, he was like, oh, well, you know, I'm, okay, I'm just going to ask you. And I told him, no, like, you know, don't. And then he's like, well, then I'm never going to win with you. And I told him, I want you to genuinely want to ask me. Yes.
Starting point is 00:32:04 Oh, my. I was with you. I get it. until he said he was going to ask you and you said no, Melly. No, because I feel like at that point he's doing it just to shut me up. No. But that's what you want. You want it for you.
Starting point is 00:32:17 You have to train them. Get it out the way. Look, get it out the way. But I want him to genuinely want to. Hold on. I get it, Mel. But he doesn't genuinely want to. Melly,
Starting point is 00:32:28 you got to think long term. Don't, don't like walk past the dime to pick up a penny. Don't you want the proposal more than like the girlfriend title? Eventually. That's funny because he told me that he's like, so what if I don't ask? Don't listen to Vic. He's you.
Starting point is 00:32:42 And they don't work, Kelly. You've already been in a longer relationship than he has. So don't listen to Vick is an expert. He's just running through. See, they have the same book. They read the same book. Yeah, literally he told me the same thing. What if I don't?
Starting point is 00:32:55 What if I just get the girlfriend part and ask you to be my wife? You're going to say no. Wow. Guest Lady for Dummies is a good book. That is so great. The dummy Reddit. She could always do the Angie Rao. I am not asking him.
Starting point is 00:33:06 No, Millie. What wrong with that? Listen, Melly, listen. Sorry, Angie. No, listen, Mely. You wanted our advice, didn't you, Meli? Okay, so one thing I would always tell him, I'd be like, okay, so I guess I'm single, and he would not like it.
Starting point is 00:33:21 So just start doing that. Tell him you're single. That's exactly what I do. That's exactly what I do. I tell him, I'm single, and he gets mad, but I'm like, you haven't asked me. Exactly. Why are you saying things like that? Because it's true.
Starting point is 00:33:31 Entitles don't matter than I'm single. Meli, he told you he was going to ask you, and you said, no, you've got to do it because you want to do it. Just get it old. You're not wrong. You're not wrong. No, because watch. If he does it on a random day, she's never going to think he's going to, he's doing it
Starting point is 00:33:45 because he wants to do it. She will, huh? And now you wonder where we never asked. I feel like I should just shut up about it already and just if it comes, it comes. And if it doesn't, it doesn't. But I'm just not going to bring it up anymore. Oh, no. I just see you crossing your arms.
Starting point is 00:33:58 Like, I'm not making it up anymore. I don't want it anymore. I feel like I shouldn't have to be forced to believe the way he believes in not, you know, and now he doesn't believe in relationship titles. I feel like I shouldn't have to be forced the way he thinks. Isn't a relationship about... Making that away from me. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:16 I saw you should find someone that is willing to give you that title because you're going to find someone that's going to give it to you like nothing. You don't want to change the way you think and the things that you prioritize because that's already telling you that that's not compatible with you. Whatever is the good about him, you got to look at the upsides and the downsides. Because there should be a point of like Vic said, the compromise. of like hey this is something we both agree on this is something that we're going to change for each other i got to change this about me you got to change this about you to you you guys are having
Starting point is 00:34:44 like a standoff like a pride standoff like no i want this is even more than the title now yeah it's like him saying he doesn't believe in it and you saying you do and you not wanting to like like agree with him because then that's removing you of your own happiness and him similarly because he look he feels like if i do it it's just because i'm giving in to her okay let's help baby grow out Irene yeah who we're going to let the we're going to Jason from Carson on line for Jason
Starting point is 00:35:11 what up what up what up Jason you heard the deal bro what would you tell Melly so check it out titles are false into security but just hear me out did you ask your best friend to be your best friend yes we got each other necklaces no but but understand
Starting point is 00:35:28 that that symbolizes that you're telling you're telling the world you're making an announcement to the world right oh that's my best friend, that's my boyfriend. If you know who you guys are, and she said that he treats her good, you guys know what you guys have, then that's what it is. Now, once he proposes,
Starting point is 00:35:44 that's a whole different title. Once he gives you his name, then that's a title. But other than that, it's a false sense of security. And it doesn't have to mean that he's gaslighting her, or he's insecure, or he doesn't do relationships. Yeah. I mean, she's insecure. No, no, it's not that she's
Starting point is 00:36:00 insecure either. It's that sometimes false security is not insecurity? Correct. But once you get into a relationship, you get comfortable. When you get comfortable, you get complacent. You stop doing the things that you used to do. But my advice to her is, hey, just it's the process. Enjoy the process. Enjoy the process.
Starting point is 00:36:17 All right. We all go and enjoy the process, okay? Can you say it like you were, like, say it like you were telling me like, she's like, hey, hey, babe, like I really feel like you need to ask me out because I feel like we do everything that's relationship-wise, but you're not my boyfriend. You haven't said it. And it just would make me feel like an actual girlfriend if you asked me. How would I tell her?
Starting point is 00:36:38 Listen, baby. Listen, baby, do I do everything that a boyfriend does? Yeah. Then that's what we can focus on. If I'm not doing what I'm supposed to do as a man, then that's something different. That title is for everybody else. You know what we are. You know what we have, right?
Starting point is 00:36:56 Not really. Jason, Jason, you are on top to your number one-pip player. I love me. Jason, shout out to all your seven girlfriends at all things. No label is needed. You know what you are. There are little false securities over there. Shout out to you, Jason.
Starting point is 00:37:15 He already knows. Irene, how you feeling, Irene? How you feeling, Irene? Fine. I just picked up some game. I thought an Usher song was about to start playing the way through or something. All right, hold on.
Starting point is 00:37:28 Hey, Melly. Melly. Yes. Do you hear Jason? Yes, I did. And he sounds exactly like him. Hey, Meli, just enjoy the prize, baby. Just enjoy the prize.
Starting point is 00:37:42 I treat you like a match year, don't I? You know what we are. Why the world got to know. What the world got to do with what we got going on. That's a fact, though. I'm not hiding the world from my girl. I'm hiding my girl from the world, whatever. Everybody else got a title.
Starting point is 00:37:57 You different. Yeah. Oh, Meli. That was amazing. That's a good one. That's a good one. Yeah. Jason sounds like my homie Taji, they're both like, well, Tajay is like a psychiatrist.
Starting point is 00:38:06 And I'm like, are you diagnosing us right now? Oh, yeah, Tadier is. Yeah. He talks like a pimp all the time. This one sounds like a kid. He has girls on fig right now to eat. They don't need titles. Not Tadier, Jason.
Starting point is 00:38:20 All right. I mean, who else in the line? This is crazy. We have Giselle from L.A. on line three. Okay. Giselle. Hey, good morning, Brownback. Hi, Gigi.
Starting point is 00:38:31 What are you doing? I just got home from dropping off my daughter. We listen to you guys every morning. What's baby girl's name? What's baby girl's name? I'll shout her out tomorrow. What? Selina Gutierrez.
Starting point is 00:38:45 Selina Guterres. Anything for Selena. All right. You were listening then on the Homi Helpline. We got our girl Melly. She's been with the guy for a few months. She wants a title of girlfriend and he don't believe in titles. She feels like, hey, am I selfish for wanting one?
Starting point is 00:38:58 Should I just stop being selfish? Or should I hold my ground and be like, hey, please. like I need this title to feel like I'm in a relationship. No, girl, you're not selfish at all. Respect yourself. Because if you don't respect yourself, you know what if you should say to me? He's like, oh, we weren't official.
Starting point is 00:39:16 You get me? Oh! Because if you're not my girl, it's not cheating. Oh, my God. You're just a mother. But you know what? Can we hang up for her? No.
Starting point is 00:39:31 She's saying too much. I don't know. I'm just saying. She doesn't want to cheat. She's in love. in a relationship. I think her line dropped. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:39:38 I can't really. Yeah. Where's my baby girl? Well, no, she's still here. Yeah. That's what you would tell her. That's really good. That's really good advice.
Starting point is 00:39:46 It is. Ooh. She's going to hop on the next one. Like, play that Beyonce song. No, play that Beyonce song. Why, you got to use that word bouncing. Yeah. Please.
Starting point is 00:39:55 On the next one. Because you know what? You know what? If he has, if he's saying, oh, I'm doing everything as a boyfriend. And he can't do this simple task of ask you to be his girlfriend. Do you see a future that he will ask you to be his wife? Come on. If he can't even ask you to be his girlfriend, you think he's going to get down on a knee?
Starting point is 00:40:11 Or he's going to have some false insecurity or whatever Jason was saying about that. But by then, I'll have, like, came up with, like, a really good, like, why I'm, we're not getting married. You guys created marriage. Men created marriage. You see how easy it is for her to leave and go bounce on another guy? Don't, don't switch it. It's just that easy for you to leave, then get. If I'm committing to you and you're committing to me, and then you're committing to me, and then you
Starting point is 00:40:35 can't give me that that title that oh i'm treating you like my girlfriend and i'm treating you like my boyfriend and but what we're just like messing around we're just friends that doesn't make any sense yeah come on we grown come on this ain't middle school well this is a non-married people sound like is she married are you married yeah no not you you're not married you're not married i'm married with with my boyfriend that he didn't ask me to be his girlfriend I had to. There you go. You see?
Starting point is 00:41:05 Hold on. You asked him? I asked him. I was like, hey, what are we? Are we like together? Yeah. You like brought your conversation.
Starting point is 00:41:12 Because if not, I'll go hop on that next D. King Big God. And then what is he said? Okay. But then I told him our official date. Well, he told me our official date is the day that we had our first kiss. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:41:24 Oh, that's your anniversary. Yeah. But now you're married to him. I'm married to him with two kids. Okay. That's come. See? Nelly.
Starting point is 00:41:31 You got to ask him, Meli. Yeah, Meli, I'm happy. She's happy. No, that's exactly what I told him. I said, you know what? If you don't ask me, I'm not going to be waiting forever, and he got so mad. Okay, but baby girl, who's just on the line? Jacelle.
Starting point is 00:41:46 No, Jacelle. Okay, Jacelle just said that she also asked her man, and now they're married. You see? I don't know. I feel like that's the man's job. I shouldn't have to do that. We already have enough jobs. You got so many options.
Starting point is 00:42:00 We have too many jobs. You know how many jobs we have in California? It's your ego. I had to step. I have to put that aside so I can ask him out and look at me. I'm happy. Jacelle's happy. But I shouldn't have to put that aside if he's already saying that I'm.
Starting point is 00:42:13 You're right. You shouldn't have it. You are valid in that you shouldn't have to. Agree. You're valid in that you shouldn't have to. But because you care about him and you know he won't, you're, you do it. You're not doing it because you feel you, because you have to. You're doing it because you know you shouldn't, but this is what you want.
Starting point is 00:42:29 So you're going to go out and get it. I want to see. I want to see how long it's it or if he actually does do it. Oh, my God. He told you he was down to do it and then you said, no, you got to do it when I'm not asking you to do it. Look, just give yourself the title, Meli. There's nothing wrong with it. No, just give them an anniversary day.
Starting point is 00:42:46 Okay, look, wrestlers, look, wrestlers, they wrestle every day, right? They don't wait for nobody to just call them wrestle. They just wrestle. Yep. You know what I'm saying? And they just take the title. Exactly. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:42:56 And eventually they get the title. Not WWE titles. Yeah. You know who was never a. wrestling titles. You know who was never a world champion? Who? The Undertaker.
Starting point is 00:43:04 And he's a great wrestler. I honestly don't know. He didn't need a title to validate him. I think you should ask him, Meli. I think so too. Ask him or find somebody else. Okay.
Starting point is 00:43:13 I'm going to wait until Valentine's. I'm going to give him until Valentine's Day. That's good. That's good. No, that's good. Altamato. Until Valentine's Day. If he doesn't,
Starting point is 00:43:22 talk about it to Valentine's. If he doesn't, I'm out. I'm not asking him. I thought if he doesn't, I'm going to give him the little B-Mind Hearts. That is. No. Dude, ask him to be,
Starting point is 00:43:32 dude, ask him out there and he's your girlfriend. Then he asked him. Then call him your girl. Then have him hold your back while you pay for stuff. I'll have you by the waist. No more questions. One more. All right.
Starting point is 00:43:45 Have you met his kids? I have kids, yes. No, have you met his kids. Oh, no, I have it. Wow. No, he hasn't met mine either. Okay. Oh, that's good.
Starting point is 00:43:55 That's my. Step one. No, actually, no. You shouldn't introduce him unless you're serious. And for her serious, is call me your girlfriend. Have a baby first. That solves everything.
Starting point is 00:44:06 There you go. You get pregnant first? There it is. Yep. She's actually being very responsible. And he is too. Because if they had met their kids already within these months and they're not boyfriend girlfriend, that would be really messed up.
Starting point is 00:44:21 Yeah, that's not the move. That's very smart. No. He respects that a lot. Yeah. Well, keep us updated because maybe you haven't met his kids because he still would his new last wife but i don't know that's neither power window six what's up this is be real from cypress hill where you from esi don't you know i'm local
Starting point is 00:44:42 okay this is really super duper cool you guys shout out to orange county what oh see yeah shout out to orange county they are doing their first ever orange county hall of flame hall of fame oh yeah first oc hall of fame class and And there are some heavy hitters on this. I'm not talking about Feltie Felt, but there are some heavy hitters. Walt Disney. Yeah. We claim him.
Starting point is 00:45:07 Deservedly so. Tiger Woods. We claim him. All right. Yeah. Coachella special guest, Gwen Stefani. Yeah. Anaheim's own.
Starting point is 00:45:15 She's from Anaheim. There's a lot of names that I don't, like, look, I'm just going to run into. Henry, Seckerstrom, Greg Ligonish. Oh, Singersstrom. That's what her school is named after. Whoa. Yeah. Greg Lugon.
Starting point is 00:45:30 Luganis, Lugane. I don't know him, but we claim him. General William Lyon. I don't know. Frank, Frank Jal, Amanda Beard, Kobe, Brian. Bam!
Starting point is 00:45:40 Hey, hey, hey, hey. He's ours. No, he's going to be in the first ever, like the inductees to this OC Hall of Fame. I mean, he should get all the praise in the world. Yeah, I mean, I feel like they're claiming them.
Starting point is 00:45:51 Yeah. He do. He lived over there. He liked it over there. He did. He was always in the airport. He was a Teleton Bay over there. Yeah, that's where you live.
Starting point is 00:45:57 He lived out there, but he's L. All-A's. All right? No, he's nice. We're going to induct them in the LA Hall of Fame too. Yeah. But he lived with us. And the World Hall of Fame.
Starting point is 00:46:04 He chose to live out there in LA. Yeah. It's really nice. Yeah, it is really nice. Did you, do you know, like, growing up in those sea, like, that's where Kobe lives? Yeah, sometimes that will drive down PCH and I'm like, oh, he lives up there. Oh, that's so cool. What's the area?
Starting point is 00:46:19 Pelican Bay. Is that what it's up? Fly, Pelican, fly. That's also a day. That's really tight. That's really tight. They have 10 inductees this year, and they're going to do 10 next year. So, hey, step your game up.
Starting point is 00:46:29 O Sears. Yeah, me. Yeah, Angie, come on. How do I... It's true. I don't know. Well, Walt Disney's in it, so that's a pretty high bar. Like Kobe Bryant being on it, it's a really, really high bar over it. Tiger Woods and Gwen Stefani. You know what? They need to also include Will Ferrell. Oh, he's maybe he's next year.
Starting point is 00:46:46 Yeah. He's from O'Reill. He was born in Irvine. He went to San Anna College. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah, he is from Irvine. Yeah, yeah. But he went to USC. He went to USC. We claim them. We have custody of him, too.
Starting point is 00:46:58 Michael B. Jordan. Born in San Ana, we need to put that in place. What? Oh, where are you going to make them like that over? Yeah. Corisma. Relax. My could be in chill out.
Starting point is 00:47:09 Carisma needs to be there too. Carimma. Exactly. Oh, my God. O.C. tapping. You need to. Absolutely. Oh, that.
Starting point is 00:47:18 The Hall of Fame. The Hall of Fame. I need to know what that Sigristram folded. I don't know. He has a school named after him. And now he's going to be a whole series. He's obviously super rich. His first name is Henry.
Starting point is 00:47:28 And it says, for Philips. Philanthropy. So that's like... He gave back all his money. His monions. His monions. Hey, kids. We got a new word.
Starting point is 00:47:38 Yeah, shout out to everybody in the OC Hall of Fame. That's really cool. That's a good class. That's a good class. I'm gonna la. Hey, you think if they do a San Fernando Valley Hall of Fame, we'd be on it? What's your name? Not better.
Starting point is 00:47:47 But for what? What is it going to say? These say like music, art, sports, like... For staying at the Red Cross when you're five. Yeah. Yeah. Red Cross survivors. Everything.
Starting point is 00:47:57 Yeah. Do it all. Street business. vandalizing. That's horrible. Yeah. Look, keep in here because on the way we have to see, Janet Jackson featuring special guests and the guy that got Angie into hip-hop, Nelly. Yes.
Starting point is 00:48:11 She is a Nelly Encyclopedia. I am. I used to forge a signature and I would tell people I met him. No way. Yeah. No. That was that deluge. No.
Starting point is 00:48:23 So you guys, how did you see his signature? It was on an album or something? He signed like a band-aid or something? Like on magazines and I'm like, yes. And then you had it. You had it. Copy and copy and copy. And write it on your, like on your Air Force or something.
Starting point is 00:48:36 Like, you guys. No. All my pictures. All the picture, all the Nelly pictures I had, I would write them. You would sign them yourself. Did you ever send? I feel like there's a possibility that we can interview Nelly soon. And that would be insane.
Starting point is 00:48:49 Oh, yeah. Would you cry? You would fold like, like, like, yeah. Wow. That's awesome. Well, we have those tickets coming up. Okay. Yeah, that's a crime right there.
Starting point is 00:49:00 What? On a photo, it's not on a document. How is that? I didn't sell it. I was just sold it. Forgery. People get locked up for that. Not me.
Starting point is 00:49:09 Oh, okay, let's talk about what you guys can get locked up for it because what's in your trunk right now, Maximo? A cheese hat? No. Where are those yoga pants come from? Oh, no. Those are mine. He's holding them for a friend. Yeah, those are mine.
Starting point is 00:49:25 Angie, don't, don't worry. They're never going to get you. Not for Sondra Lola. Not for Sondra Langelli. We're like hiking today. We have Somasana next. We are going to incriminate ourselves with crimes because that's what we do. That's next.
Starting point is 00:49:36 Power 106. Go ahead. Sambra Sala with Angie. All right. I need to give you guys an update with YG. Oh, yeah. We talked about him yesterday. Just yesterday.
Starting point is 00:49:52 I told you guys that him and Sousiti broke up, right? Yeah. And that he was out here commenting on post. No, on post of Anderson Pack. Being with another girl He's not with his girl His ex And then he put God moves fast
Starting point is 00:50:07 And sweetie up real quick This year And I was telling you They were just Yeah they were being just Really petty towards each other Right Well this full YG
Starting point is 00:50:16 He's trying to get Sweetie back Because now on his IG story You guys He goes on it He posts like an old video of them too Sweetie and him And he's hugging her
Starting point is 00:50:26 At a concert At a concert Like a Beyonce concert For the Beyonce playing in the background And he titles it the only block I'm trying to spin. And it's swim and sweetie. He's trying to get her back.
Starting point is 00:50:37 Yeah. I'm tweeting that right now. It's very sim. I don't know. You have to do a video of the girl. Yeah, like a post old video. That's funny. I've,
Starting point is 00:50:44 I've contemplated like posting an old video of like a girl. When you're trying to spin the block. Yeah, just because it's showing like your, you're public like I don't care. I'm being embarrassed in a way. You know? So it's like that kind of will show the girl like,
Starting point is 00:50:58 like, wow. Like he's willing to show like everybody. in the world that he still liked me or whatever. I don't know because like a day before, he commented on Kayloni's another ex of his the same picture that Maximo would like of Kayloni's post. Shout to Kaylani. It was a gym post and she's to the side
Starting point is 00:51:20 so you kind of see like her booty pop in. Yeah. I really like to see Kaylani shining. Oh, that's why you like this. So what did you comment? Nothing. I just put a son. I've done that before. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:51:31 You look really nervous. No, I swear. Like, I've worked with Kalani before, and she is, like, an amazing person. And, like, she's gone through a lot. And I love to see when she's shining and everything she represents. Do you love to see when I'm shining? Yeah, I'm going to start. Saying that now.
Starting point is 00:51:46 I've been doing that now. I've never commented a sun on my photos. I'll come in something. I think it's their thing, like him and Kalani. No, because she's shining. He wants to see her shining. But she's at the gym. How is she shiny at the gym?
Starting point is 00:51:59 In general. There's no sun there. She's hot like the sun. Her booty shining. Yeah, her booty is shining. She's shining in general. She's surfing. She's, like, she's healthy.
Starting point is 00:52:07 Like, I swear. Yeah. Like, she's super cool. Like, yeah. I believe you. I believe you. I don't know. I wish someone wanted to see me shine the way Maximo wants to see Kalani shine.
Starting point is 00:52:19 No, she's dope. Oh, sorry. Maybe it's giving me to be more dope. Oh, you're not dope. You're dope too. You're dope. I see you every day. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:52:30 God. This is about Y-G. That's what it is. But I got to come on my finger. I see you every day. All right. I see where this is going. I see where this is going.
Starting point is 00:52:41 I don't like that. You want to battle sadness again? You guys down? No. Battle sadness again. Okay. But this full, YG, he commented on Kailani's picture. And it was just like, I don't know, the emoji with the three fingers up.
Starting point is 00:52:53 Like the Shet's kid. Looking good. Yeah. But that's it. But, dude, okay, so I was like scrolling because Kailani has like 4,000. Like comments, right? Now scrolling and scrolling and why G deleted it? He deleted what he commented.
Starting point is 00:53:07 I did. A lot of comments. You could stop at the star ones. Like once they're verified, they end at a certain point. You didn't have to go through it. Oh, why? I had to. It's always at the top.
Starting point is 00:53:18 The top. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's not there. I mean, I just double-checked. He deleted his comment where he was like commenting on her photo and then put a story up of another X he's trying to get back at. Yeah. Him and Sweetie.
Starting point is 00:53:30 Been there, brother. Spirling. Spirley. If one's not going to take me back, the other one, Will. Yeah. I miss everybody at the same time. Oh, my God. Been there. That's the thing. Yeah. He's just happy for Kealani.
Starting point is 00:53:41 He's like, he wants to see a shiny. He wants to see a shiny. That's it. Like leave her love. Yeah. He deleted it or she deleted it. She might have been like, I want to see it. Oh, I don't want this drama.
Starting point is 00:53:51 Oh, yeah. Get out here, little boy. I don't want, because it can start rumors. Yeah. Yeah. Don't try to mess on what I got going on. Oh, yeah. Just because you're trying to.
Starting point is 00:54:00 I get Sweetie jealous. Yeah, let me shine. The video that he posted of sweetie, he's kissing her and she just looks like upset. Like that's not the video. Yeah, that's, she looks uncomfortable that she's being filmed.
Starting point is 00:54:13 Like, she's the one like, hey, why are you putting this on Bless? Yeah, right. If you watch the video, he probably made her mad. We'll put it on Brownback Mornings 106 because where she's most of like that. It's a video of like them,
Starting point is 00:54:25 a selfie video kind of, but he's kind of like, he's the one recording it. He's recording it. It goes back to them too, and you just see. her like still. She's not really kissing him back.
Starting point is 00:54:33 She's just kind of frozen there. Yeah. It looks a little bit weird. She's definitely, yeah. And she's like also not trying to seem like visible. On camera. Yeah, they're not trying to see.
Starting point is 00:54:43 Yeah. But yeah. She's not trying to see him. She looks the way. She looks the way. Enjoy Beyonce. Dang. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:49 And so he wants to spend the, that's just not the video to post. Post like a happy moment video. Well, he was happy. He was hugging her. Yeah. He was kissing her. At one point they're just staring into the camera and it's very awkward.
Starting point is 00:54:58 Yeah. And he turns it around. It's like, I think maybe. Maybe the reason he posted is because it's, it shows the time, right? Beyonce is not in concert today. So it's obviously an older video. So maybe he's thinking like, like this is clearly old.
Starting point is 00:55:12 And let me not get her more mad by posting something and alluding to like we're together right now. Well, his comment makes him feel like. But also I've gotten the handle of set and I record her and I'm happy. And it's like the funest time. It might be fun for you. But you don't post and be like, hey, you remember this? Let's get back to this because she's like, no, I hated that time. That was the worst time.
Starting point is 00:55:33 And that's how to bring up a conversation to get back with each other. What I'm thinking, though, too, is because they're both, like, he's answering to her. If she had, apparently, a sweetie had posted the God, the God quote. What was it? God is moving fast this year. Yeah, God moving quick this year. And that's what YG commented on Anderson Pax thing after Sweetie had put in a party. He wants her to know, hey, I'm seeing you, I'm responding to you.
Starting point is 00:55:57 you maybe that started the combo or didn't so then he did the video to like confirm like i'm talking to you i want to spend the block girl yeah i know how feel shout kailan the original ogy yeah but i'm telling you i don't know why she's just going back and forth with the exes and i don't know how that's going to play out because sweetie and kailani you know they had a song together oh my goodness gracious and they're both still following each other so they're cool yeah girl don't do it yeah i'm not going to do it. They're both from up north, like from the Bay Area. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:30 Sacramento and the Bay. Geez. YG, come on. Yeah. Make up your mind. That's his type, right? That's my type. That's my type.
Starting point is 00:56:40 All right. We'll find out. We'll see what happens. This is getting like really, really interesting. They had like a tour they were doing together. Oh, they did. Like back to the club. Cancel Christmas.
Starting point is 00:56:51 True. Maybe it happens. All right. All right. All right. That's it for Somrasala brought to you. I'm Angie from Brumbeck Mornings. I'm Power 106.
Starting point is 00:56:59 Okay, we're going to take a breath and then we're going to talk. Yeah, I know. Look at that. And then we're going to talk about some fun stuff. Bootlegging kids. Yeah. It's National Bootleggers Day. We're going to celebrate next.
Starting point is 00:57:11 It's Power 106. National Bootleggers Day. Yeah. And we're celebrating by talking about all our favorite bootlegs. I love bootleg movies. Yeah. I love at one point, at one point. At one point.
Starting point is 00:57:23 I love bootlegers. I love Bulek movies. When people stand in front of the camera, you know. They were broke. Yeah. My dad would always get them and they have like, they come in the CD sleeves. Yeah, they do. Yeah, with like a printed like the printed cover.
Starting point is 00:57:37 And then it was a toss-up if it was in English or Spanish. I don't know. You just got to figure it out. Sometimes it was even other languages. Yeah. Other subtitles. I remember getting Apokalipto Bulle. It was crazy.
Starting point is 00:57:46 Really? I was reading it in Nahuatl. Did you ever get the ones that skipped the scenes? Oh, yeah. They would hide the camera because. because somebody would walk in and all of a sudden And they're like, wait, what happened? Like they're actually in the...
Starting point is 00:57:59 Because I guess now with that, that doesn't happen as much because they're streaming sites and all that that we have never gone to. I don't know. I don't partake on that at all. But it's like really like it's not necessary because yeah, there's digital copies of everything and then even then...
Starting point is 00:58:13 But then we're... It's not necessary because we go watch it in person at the movies. Exactly. And if there was bootlegs like... In theory, you could just record on your phone but it's like people don't do that. No. Also, I've heard of downloading sites and stuff.
Starting point is 00:58:26 Oh, yeah, I've heard of that too. I never been there. Did you ever watch a bouleck and the guy had a bad cough? No. Back in the day, back in the day. You're just like, no. Get that checked out. And also, I feel like movies before would take like months to go from theater to streaming.
Starting point is 00:58:44 And now it's like almost a wait a month or so on. You watch it in good quality. Thanks. In Galidad. Greg, your dad. Until this day. He loves bootleg stuff. Till this day, everything we have in our house is bootleg.
Starting point is 00:58:57 What does that mean? I swear, I found one. I asked for an iPad one time when I was a kid. I was like, I want an iPad. He brings home this, like, thick tablet that looks like an iPad. No way. It's square like a textbook. And it runs, like, random, like, programs on it.
Starting point is 00:59:16 But they try to make it look like an Apple. Yeah. Like, it was weird. Like the whole, like, desk the whole screen and everything like textbooks or rectangle it's okay yeah yeah they're long
Starting point is 00:59:28 yeah they're long and square that's how it looked but a square is not long a rectangle is long and square if it's square it's equal sides yeah so that's how like an iPad is kind of like a even sides all around kind of no it's not
Starting point is 00:59:42 it's not a square well this it's a 10 by 10 by 10% that's it was just a longer rectangle the rhombus I'm kidding I just feel like saying that we're rompies these knock a iPads were rectangles Like they were huge.
Starting point is 00:59:53 They were probably as big as my laptop. And I thought I was the coolest thing ever because I was like, oh yeah. That was an iPad max. It looks like an iPad. It works like an iPad, but it wasn't an iPad. No. Also, but. He got a U-pad.
Starting point is 01:00:06 Yeah. He bought me this laptop that runs Microsoft and Apple at the same time, but the laptop didn't have a brand on it. It was just a- Hey, that's pretty cool. Yeah, that sounds like a hat. No, it didn't even work. What did you? Shout to your dad, man.
Starting point is 01:00:22 I would click on. to like, I would think his thing is that he doesn't want to buy like the mark. Like the brand. No, this is better. Look, you don't have to spend all this money. Why you spend all this money for?
Starting point is 01:00:31 And then you get it. You're like, this doesn't even work. Dude, when you're talking about it's better. It's different, but it's better. It's never, till this day.
Starting point is 01:00:38 If he has to buy it cheaper and it's a knockoff, he'll buy it. Where is your UPenn at? I want to use it. I had it too. I'm going to bring it tomorrow. You actually found one. See it.
Starting point is 01:00:47 He's lasting long. You wanted since you were a kid. Look at that. The UPets did it. He says on YouTube. I think that's the only thing you can use. Hey, it's the same YouTube. It's the same YouTube.
Starting point is 01:00:59 It's 720, but it still works. All the knockoff stuff is at our house. I'll have my mom call and be like, yep, he's cheap like that. He won't spend any money. It's cheaper, so why buy the real thing? And then a month later, he's like, oh, it's broken. Wow, I wonder why. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 01:01:13 Exactly. Okay, he can't be alone. We want to know from you who's like that bootlegger in your life. Who loves bootleg stuff? What have you gotten bootleg? Like I think like the go-to first was like shoes growing up. Like I wish I had shoes in Marca. Same.
Starting point is 01:01:28 I wish Adidas don't make five-stripe shoes. Yeah. That doesn't exist. But it did in my house. That happened to me too. When I first started working, I started going to like shoe stores and being like, oh, man, I have like my own money now. I'm going to go. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:42 So the homie took me to this store that wasn't like, you know, like a footlock or anything. It was just like this random name and it was like somewhere in Paramount. And we went and had all this crazy selection of shoes. I'm like, yo, I've never seen shoes like this before. Tell me why they were all bootleg. I found out later, like, they would fall apart super easily. And I'm like, what's wrong with these shoes, man? I'm like, first of all, I've never seen this colorway.
Starting point is 01:02:05 Second of all, they're way too cheap to like be real. But I didn't find out until later. And I'm like, hey, we're buying fake shoes on. He's like, yeah, fool. Oh, he didn't know either? They look good, didn't they? That colorway was tight, right? Power 106.
Starting point is 01:02:18 That was the fastest. That was a quick run. So fast. Don't ask me if I wash my hands. Oh, she's such a keyboard. I did wash my hands, little grossies. Come on. Smell them.
Starting point is 01:02:30 I'm not thinking. Smell the finger. Smiley finger. Yeah, you don't use a napkin? Let me see. Sound finger. Go smell it. Maximil smell it.
Starting point is 01:02:40 Pull it. Pull it. Pull it. All right. We're talking about bootlegs. What bootlegs stuff have you got? And Loki, I feel like this is this is Greg. Yeah, my whole family's texting me right now
Starting point is 01:02:51 They're like they're putting my dad on blast One person and one person only your dad Yeah, my dad, they're pretty in my flash My mom was like he is a cheap A Cheap A Yeah, generic food and I can give you a perfect example of Oh, okay Generic food I one day I was like dad
Starting point is 01:03:08 I want an In-N-Out burger Just an In-N-Out burger, that's it, please Yeah, I got you, I got you, I'll get you an out Like you were hungry and you wanted in-and-out I wanted it and out I was a little kid So then he comes back in the door with a brown bag, like, writes in and out on it,
Starting point is 01:03:25 and just went outside and made a burger and came back in and made. That's it. Wow. That's nice good. Your dad loves you, man. He loves you. Yeah, he loves you a lot, man. No, I wanted it in a.
Starting point is 01:03:36 No, but he made you a burger with love. Yeah. No, he didn't want to spend the $5. You're ungrateful. You are a grateful. He worked hard for that burger. I know he did not want to spend the money for that burger. That's all you wanted.
Starting point is 01:03:49 of that hurt though like for you yeah because he noticed like he went outside and he made you just like dude you couldn't even get me in and out no yeah exactly but sometimes it's better like I don't like a certain brand I like luptios instead of like instead of the name brand I like luptios yeah they taste better my aunt always had luptios and it was like okay so like when I would want to you know when I ate cereal as a kid I love sitting down and reading the box they always had like cross words right It was a bag. It was a bag. Hey, but it came with more.
Starting point is 01:04:21 It came with way more. Double the size. It was a pound of cereal. Yeah, I did. All that red was the, the. Just sharpie the tic-tac toeboard on it. Just sharpie the tic-tac toeboard on it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:32 And then at the 99th cent store, they always have like the generic sodas. Like, I love Dr. Thunder. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. That sounds like a great name.
Starting point is 01:04:44 You know, lime soda. Yeah. You know all those. those bootleg like speakers with the lights on it and stuff like that. Oh, yes. My dad's probably like the number one buyer with us. Those are fire. Yeah, he buys those and things are the best speakers.
Starting point is 01:04:55 You can I hook me up? I need some. That'd be crazy. That's definitely prime bootleggers. Yeah. That's where you'll buy. He'll buy those speakers like, this is the best speaker out there to be every party. And then it's broken with them.
Starting point is 01:05:06 They don't know about this. It's a nine and one. They got the karaoke machine. It got the live. It got the speaker. It got the radio. It sounds like a great time. My dad got one.
Starting point is 01:05:16 those too. I always wanted to like smell, get like perfume and all of that, but like we didn't have money all the time. So like we would get like the bootleg cool water, the bootleg perfume and colognes at the 99. Yeah. The bootle and Michael Jordan? The Jor dash. Jordesh.
Starting point is 01:05:33 That was so tight. They smelled the same, but they only lasted 10 seconds. Oh, for sure. And they made your shirt yellow. Oh, I didn't even notice that. No wonder. All this time I just thought it was my sweat. No, that was your bootleg dioran.
Starting point is 01:05:47 Yeah. We don't even talk about that anymore. We don't talk about that anymore. If you've ever owned a bootleg anything, I know we're clowning on Greg's dad, but it's his day today. You should give him something bootleg. No, I'm going to give him the actual thing so it lasts longer.
Starting point is 01:06:03 Get him a bootleg copy of everybody hates Chris. The DVD set. Because he reminds me of the pops from there. The dad is like that? Yeah. That's crazy. He'll leave the bill there, be like, that's 10 cents. Terry Cruz's character.
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