Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep. 151 (02/7/24)
Episode Date: February 7, 2024You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round Hey… shhhh shhh let’s go play spin the bottle in the back this morning! Find out what messican is ...the smartest simp we know, Help the homie keep it P. And always remember Tupac's greatest quote…Forgive but don't forget “ - TupacSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Bro, those bars have a whole new meaning.
That's what Jose just said.
She just said that two seconds ago.
It's too early for that again.
It's not our fault.
Yeah, Irene saw it.
Getting your minds out the gutter.
I'm currently in therapy.
Because you can't stop doing about it?
No, oh my God.
Someone on today was like, who was it for?
Was it Navy and Christine?
Well, because you know, yeah, he starts naming the girls.
Who's the one that I liked it?
That was funny.
He responded to.
He said, I wasn't hiding the meat from my world.
Or the meat, my meat from the world.
I was hiding the world from it.
Yeah, he did say that.
Oh, you're gross.
And then he deleted it.
Wasn't he mad at tweeters and deleters?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He got to remind you, Drake.
Yes.
Okay, it's national.
Is it Chicken Alfredo Day?
Yeah.
Guys, it's your time.
It's your time to show her you know how to cook.
To your time show you know how to heat up that sauce.
Exactly.
I hate Alfredo sauce.
What?
Yeah.
I hate any.
You're kidding me.
I love Alfredo sauce.
You are kidding me.
I'm not a fan.
It has dairy.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
So it hates you.
But Bose, I've learned to not like it.
What you do is you get a bread.
I learned to not like it.
You get a breadstick with Alfredo sauce?
Ooh, fire.
Because, oh, you guys, Vick is here.
Wow.
Welcome to the show.
Welcome to your show, Bo.
I know you're all prepped and ready to go and energized.
Absolutely.
You know it's good?
The alfredo sauce when you mix it with the red sauce and turns into vodka sauce.
It turns pink.
That's what vodka sauce is?
Yeah.
What?
I didn't know what that's what that was.
Fine.
Wow.
High five.
That's yeah.
Thank you for teaching us today.
That's pretty cool.
Greg,
I know you don't do a lot of the cooking at your crib because you live with your parents.
Yeah, I don't do any cooking.
So have you ever made chicken, or not even chicken Alfredo, or not even chicken
offer.
Fettuccini Alfredo because I don't even put trust in you enough to put chicken on top of that.
difference there's a chicken petuccine alfredo is just the pasta and alfredo sauce chicken alfredo is chicken
add chicken to that oh i thought they were the same thing i would have never known i honestly thought it was
the same thing i feel like italians are like they ruined our dish seriously and we're probably do them wrong
too we definitely do it wrong yeah my dad gets someone from Costco and that one's really good really
good yeah i like that one a lot let me tell you guys the birthdays today it's chris rock's birthday
happy hi oh hope her cheeks doing well i was thinking that's um ashton kutcher's birthday birthday
Hey.
Hope you take a shower.
Yeah.
First shower.
Or a little goat massage.
Birthday soup.
A.
and big up Isaiah Thomas.
I know like he's not a Laker, but like he was for like 10 days, no?
Oh, the bad boys.
Yeah, basketball player.
The new Isaiah Thomas because there's like an 80s Isaiah Thomas.
The short dude.
Yeah.
Yes.
Bad boys.
Dieter.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's like a meme now because anytime anybody gets hurt on any team, he's like, you
all need another player.
Yeah.
He's a shorter guy and like he's still bawling.
So that's who we're telling, Corito, don't worry if you're the shortest kid on the team
because he's the shortest kid on the team.
Derek Fisher.
Yeah.
Derek Fisher wasn't even that short.
He's not short at all.
But like Isaiah Thomas, you could tell, like, he was a short player for an NBA player.
He was a 9, 5, 9, 510.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
So we always tell him like, you could be like Isaiah Thomas.
Like, you're fine.
Don't worry about it.
It's also Steve Nash's birthday.
Make it nasty
He's short too
I don't know
I just know I hated him for a long time
Why?
Because he was on the sun
They just look short
And then he robbed us
When he came to the Lakers
He didn't play at all
It was like if he was still on the suns
Yeah
He was playing for that team
And then it's
It's jail-based birthday
Jeremy Meeks
The fool that went to jail
And all the girls went out
Oh god for him
Then he turned to a fashion
Nova model
Yeah
Vick got a little nervous
Wait
I know it when her birthday
Is
She's a Leo
She used to write me on her birthday.
I forgot the peel box.
It's in the birthday later.
They had a jail bay if you didn't know.
You did?
Yeah.
I'm jealous.
Yeah.
She would call me sometimes.
Yeah.
She had a gun.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Cool.
Yeah.
All right.
But happy birthday to all those people.
Isn't that crazy?
So many people.
That's crazy.
If you're your birthday today, you share the birthdays with all these, like,
basketball players and Jeremy Meeks, the jail bay.
And people that choose to shower once in a while.
Yes.
And Ash and Cuthryor vows.
All right.
Look, keep it here because on the way.
It's going to be a fun day.
It's not raining day schedule anymore.
Finally.
Thank Jesus.
But we're still going to play rainy days.
Yeah.
At 8 o'clock.
Okay, so at 8 o'clock, we are going to play spin the bottle.
Hey, yo.
I'm not going to give the rules until we get there, but yes, spin the bottle.
Yes, plus we got Simper Pimp next.
What's up, my son?
Leti.
What's up?
We got another Simp in our hands or potentially, and he's one of the biggest stars currently.
comes from the Mexican regional scene
what has crossed over
how you say sim in Spanish
find out next
Simp or Pimp
Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip
Yeah I started from far away
Yeah
Fade in brother
Fading
We got a new Simp nominee
This morning
And he's one of the biggest
current stars coming from the Mexican
Mexican regional scene that has been able to cross over.
Bezo Pluma.
Bezo Pluma.
Mr. Featherweight.
The plumes.
He's simping?
He's he's hella simping.
So he was at the Red Carpena and the Grammys.
And they asked him about his love life.
Listen.
I have talked like girls.
He's a little.
That sounds really weird.
I can't even make that out.
They're like underwater.
Yeah.
I know it was.
a storm out here but what happened let's see we'll try it one more time
smartest to me I have thought by girl we used to live what is the ghost again don't say
that don't say that what sounds crazy I don't know that's weird because it wasn't
well they asked them what is the the smartest thing you've ever done and he turns back and he says
my girlfriend his girlfriend
Nicky Nicole
Nicky Nicole
Who's that?
That's the smartest thing he's ever done
Another Latin star
You know what?
Because he does it
I don't blame him
Yeah she's cute
Yeah
She is very beautiful to me
And it's gorgeous
She pulled up to the red carpet
Looking like Megan Fox
She did
Yeah
With good thumbs
And it's why
You're so stupid
You would take Megan Fox
With her bad thumbs
If she had all her fingers
All her fingers were thumbs
You'd still want a bag
Put your hands behind your back
Baby girl
Because you're so Brad Pitt
She'd have to close her eyes the whole time for you.
Actually, Megan Fox does have like weird nails.
That's what her nails are always done.
She has like the nails that are all the way on top.
That's what he was talking about.
Oh, okay.
I thought I didn't even read that part.
He's saying Nikki Nicole is like Megan Fox if she had like good fingers.
What is.
Wow.
So then they continue.
They say, describe your love life.
And Pesso Pluma says it's big.
I find it emotional.
And then he just gets extremely.
extremely excited and even like shakes the dude asking him the question like it gets me emotional
and then they're like it's a beautiful he's like it's beautiful for me love is beautiful yep
he's head over heels for her having a girl like her of course yeah she's gorgeous like his excitement
literally went through the roof like you know like it's like for you to grab the person next to you
and shake him it's just like that's like that's cool but I don't think that's that the smartest thing
he's ever done.
It's kind of.
Well, maybe she's really smart.
Maybe she has like a Ph.D.
And he's done her.
So, yeah.
Yeah, but like, he's also done some very smart things.
Like what?
No, she means literally.
No.
Like, I mean,
yeah.
I know.
Like, like, Pesopuma's not the greatest looking person too.
So to bag a girl like that.
Yeah.
It's like, it's a big accomplishment.
Well, they kind of fit to have the same vibe too because she was like goth.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Embo.
Yeah.
Embo.
Yeah.
She's a little gothic.
Yeah.
And so their look is always.
always been kind of like up to part like they kind of both her pale skin they look he could be
vampires yeah um they could a while people were like they look like siblings it's like uh
yeah and that was weird at the grammy she did like a whole little tan thing and then she did her hair
like a lighter color brown and stuff like that so then you see like wow they're like they probably
like coordinate like fits and stuff huh yeah like when they go out they're like she has beautiful
she's beautiful everything no she's she's beautiful i'm just saying i don't know if that's the
smartest thing you've ever done you know it should be and guys pay attention
Because your smartest move should be who you end up because it should be somebody that also lives you up
It feels her it should be someone that enhances your career
Yeah enhances your lifestyle enhances all of that yeah
So it's more it's more on you guys if the girl that you're with is not the smartest choice you've ever done
If the girl you're with is the stupidest choice you've ever done something's wrong
Yeah, right
Why are you attacking me exactly
I'm not attacking you I just don't know if it's a smartish though yeah
Because his last performance with another star, Anita, was there.
He looked nervous.
No, that was the smartest thing he ever did.
Not give in to that temptation.
Yeah, that's another temptation right there.
I would have folded again.
Yeah.
He stayed away from the temptation.
He had a performance with Anita who's on other Spanish artist.
Another beautiful lady.
Brazilian.
She's Brazilian.
Yes, and she is beautiful.
Yes.
And she has, like, she's known to, like, gyrate and all the dates.
and he was just standing as many feet apart as he could,
like if it was COVID.
It was like six feet away, please.
It looks like me at the club when a girl's trying to dance with me.
You are not Breso Pesopuma, bro.
You're Fred Durs, all right?
You're not Bresana.
He kind of looks like Pesopuma.
Don't tell him that.
See, I can do it too.
Where's my Nicky to call that now?
He molted two different things.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it was like a nervous performance.
But, yeah, this is the smartest thing he's ever done, according to him.
He's extremely happy.
I'm just wondering, is this excitement simping or is it pimping?
This is a you're a guy thing because I think it's cute.
I would want that type of simping for all of you.
He's simping for her, but like this is that same case where it's so simple that it's pimped.
Because look, I am talking to a girl and it was all over her timeline like, oh my God, it's so cute.
What he did about what he said about his girlfriend.
And I'm like, oh, you evil genius.
Exactly.
It got other girls to be like, I want to be.
his girl with me.
I want him to treat me like Bezo Pluma treats his girl.
Yes.
So that's why it's pippin.
Oh, he's genius.
I agree with that one.
It's influenced.
It's a reverse psychology.
Yes, and it pissed me off and I don't want to talk to her no more.
Too high expectations.
I'm not going to give you that lady.
Go be a Pesopuma then.
You're having a bad week because then the other one was talking about Drake's video?
Ah, no's the same one.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah, big.
She belongs to the celebrity.
Hey, like, no, say.
Sim!
Sam!
Sam!
Sam!
Sam!
Sam!
Sam!
Sam!
Scrolling with the homies.
Hey, Lettie.
We might have a new rap legend on our hands.
And he goes by the name of E.
Lai Manning.
Yes, the football quarterback two-time.
Oh, okay.
I thought someone was using his name.
No.
Okay.
That name's taken.
Two-time Super Bowl champion went on a rap battle this past weekend during the Pro Bowl.
And he rap battled against...
They rap battle at the Pro Bowl now?
No, no, no.
This is against...
They don't play football at the Pro Bowl.
What do they do?
I don't know.
Stuff like that's a lot of different things that go on and during the Proble.
It's all different activities now.
Flag football, it's different.
Yeah.
He went against the one and only super hot fire.
Super Hot Fire.
If you don't know who Super Hot Fire is, I'm going to play this little clip just so you can remember.
He is a legend.
I broke up with my ex-girl.
Here's a number.
Psych, that's the wrong number.
Oh!
That's super hot fire right there.
I'm not a rapper, though.
But anyways, Eli Manning decided to test his rap skills
and went against this battle rapper.
I'm going to show you a little studio version of a rap that he did a while ago.
I want you guys' opinion on this one before I play the battle rap.
Home is in the studio.
Fresh off the set.
New York hip hoppers
latest threat
Listen to our music
Ladies and Jim
So that's Eli Mike
That's a little studio rap that he did
Fabio Foreign, right?
Yeah
He has experience
He has experience
He can't catch a beat
So I don't know
It's true
It's the style of rapper right
He has Super Bowl rings
Don't get mad at him
He's a quarterback?
He's the only quarterback to beat Tom Brady
Twice in Super Bowl
All right all right
Ready ready for these wraps
Let him go first.
All right.
Super hot fire.
You know what's better than your battle game?
Two Super Bowl reigns.
Hey, I won two Super Bowl.
Oh, God.
It's not like you were Jordan.
I know somebody won seven.
I'm not going to say who, but it's all good.
Tom Brady.
They're not done there yet.
He has one more in him.
He has one more.
I just want to just fire you.
I'm nice.
Tom Brady's the goat.
Sight!
I beat him twice!
Should he live with that.
Yeah, that would be all better.
And those are the rap bars that he has.
And he won.
Super Hot Fire could not respond to him at all.
Super Hot Fire stay quiet.
Super Hot Fire was like, no, I can't do that.
I can't compete against that.
Oh.
I guess he could.
It was a bribery.
Yeah.
Come on.
It's part of the script.
Yeah.
Super Hot Fire could have, could have given him some bars.
Yeah.
So they consider him the winner that has officially beat Super Hot Fire again.
Are we really taking this so serious as a rapper, please?
You like many?
No.
Yeah.
I would take him serious, you know?
The song that he made, what was that song that he made of Fadiofong?
Why would Fajda do that?
I don't know.
It was like some New York, like, stuff because, like, they're both from New York.
Well, I'm going to play it again.
I'll play it again.
I would not like to hear it again.
No.
No.
No.
It was a great song.
He really liked it.
I like it.
There's some great athlete rappers.
That part.
Yeah.
This is not one of them.
Jack is not one of them.
At all.
Are you saying Shaq is a good athlete rapper?
Yeah.
Shack.
Yeah.
Damian Lillard.
Ooh.
Probably the best.
Kevin Durant.
I'm still stuck on that Shack one.
I don't know about Shaq.
Tom Brady would have better bars.
Probably.
Again,
super high fire.
Mm.
All right.
Well,
thank you for that,
thank you for showing us.
We'll be back.
I'm sorry.
That's a good...
You know what?
Word on Rosecrans.
Schoolboy, Q, dropped two new songs on YouTube yesterday.
But they'll only be up for 24 hours.
What?
I have to listen.
Exactly.
You're running out of time.
Like Instagram stories?
Yeah.
So, look, Mr. Q is back to it.
Yesterday dropped two brand new videos on his YouTube channel for songs from his new album, Blue Lips.
All right?
One is Back in Love, a hype song like Only Q can do.
All right, listen to a preview here.
13 in a car, new flex.
I guess y'all, you probably get blessed.
Yes, yes.
Got an iceberg flat in my neck.
I don't really upset.
Got a new thing which was back.
I like the hook to that song.
It's Back in Love with This Ish.
And you could tell that he apparently took some time off.
He's had albums within the years, like Crash Talk a couple years ago.
But him saying like, you know,
I love this again.
I love a rap.
I love making the art.
All of that.
And I really,
like,
I appreciated that he led
with that type of a video and song.
Exactly.
And then just hearing,
like, his,
his passion.
And then listen to the songs.
I'm like,
only Q can do these type of songs.
We're not getting this from anywhere.
You are like an ASEP mom
because I feel like him and AACAP
like had that same little grit,
that grit,
dark rap,
but still hype.
And you just know,
this is going to go crazy at the shows.
That's what I thought of instantly.
And the other song is,
a song called Blue Slides, and it's over a jazzy sample that's like a bit more
introspective speaking about his life and everything. Listen to this.
How he met it up by the fingers like he must a new magic.
Lost a homeboy to the drugs. Man, I ain't trying to go backwards.
But I realized that it's heard and think was it worth it. Man, I got to shake the
wake up and move with a purpose.
So, you know, he's talking about his life a lot.
People are saying that the line, I lost a homeboy to drugs. I'm trying to go backwards
was about Mac Miller.
Yeah.
And then just him like, you know, overcoming addiction and stuff.
He's spoken about in the past.
Yeah.
But saying like that was his, that was his wake-up call.
Yeah.
For sure.
That song reminds me of habits and contradictions.
Yes.
Well, it reminds me of like even some Mac beats too.
I'm wondering that was the one that was produced by Alchemist, who also worked with Mac a lot.
And yesterday, Q posted a photo with Alchemist, the producer.
Yeah.
That would make sense.
Yeah, it's a good song though.
I'm sure.
And it's only a snippet.
And I think it's like a trailer to the.
album because you see like while he's it's videos and while it's going you see little pops like
march first blues like all that stuff it's great it my favorite cue is introspective cue yeah you get
songs like blessed off of like the the tape cue like those are really beautiful songs that are like
his forever songs and if you really if you get a chance to listen to this song blue slides it's on
youtube i'm sure we'll be able to have like a link up to um but you only have 24 hours you're running out of
time.
And you're writing at a time.
But it's very introspective and it just feels good to hear.
For sure.
The music is good and what I love is a top dog has always been great at visuals.
Creating these visuals, yeah, TD that make you feel what's going on and really give like that element to the music.
Yeah, he had some lines on here that just really stuck out to me.
He said, I didn't major problems.
My problems now.
I barely could breathe.
And then another lyric he said, he said, I've been hustling all day in and out of these
streets, but sometimes you've got to be a deadbeat when the kids got to eat.
So he's just talking about working super hard.
You know, he has a daughter that's getting older and it's like sometimes he can't see
her because he's out working.
You know, so I was just like, damn, this is just like, he's just bringing us up to date
with like where his life has been.
So, yeah, it's super excited for this.
Blue Lips album, March 1st.
I'm assuming like even after 24 hours, these two songs are going to be on the album.
Like, I have time to listen to him.
Yeah, they're on the track list.
Yeah, they're on the track list.
But they're going to go away until the album.
Gotcha. March 1st.
Exactly.
Smart strategy.
It is.
Yes.
Look, all right.
Speaking of albums,
Lil John is dropping a guided meditation album, okay?
What?
Lil John, yeah, that one.
He announced he's set to release a guided meditation album.
And it's going to include 10 tracks.
It's going to be very different from his past music where, you know, you get super hype, you get crunk.
And it's going to be just all about who he is in 20.
He's a different person now and actually got a little preview of what it's going to sound like.
Hey, yo, DJ, stop the music.
This is him guiding you into meditation.
Yeah.
No, I can not meditate today.
Oh, no, we just made that up.
Yeah.
No, look, this is him.
All right, this is more directional right here.
He's going to guide you into like your happy place.
Let's see.
Go, go, go, girl
Go, go
Go, girl
No
To the window
To the window
Yeah
Yeah, that's all
I was seeing like
Yeah
If anyone from that era
Is going to do a guided meditation
It should be the Yinggang twins
Because they can whisper at you
Oh yeah
The one more song
It's time to close your eyes
Yeah
Don a man of this
Focus on your brain
He's going to, Neil John's going to be like,
feel your inner drama.
Little John's going to be like, snap your fingers.
Take a breath.
Turn down.
By yourself.
This is all that stress.
This is what Andre 3000 started.
Hey, that was good.
That's what Andre 3000 started?
I can't believe it.
Yeah, people are speaking, like, it's similar to Andre 3000, how he did, like,
the flu.
Experimental.
Exactly.
And it's just funny because, like, you're seeing these musicians evolve.
You know, like, maybe he's not in that crunk era anymore.
mentally you know so he's just maybe he's doing a lot of meditation and he wants to reflect that he
wants his fans to know the new shots okay shots shots shot what if that he's dropping this because he's
gonna be at the super bowl he's gonna get attention and then that with usher yeah oh i hope he comes
out with usher yeah i think that lookie that would be a given to me that he comes out
him and ludicrous that's all i was thinking to me that's the given that i think if any song is
going to be played it's yeah and if anyone's going to come out it's it's little john and
And ludicrous.
That's what I was thinking.
I hope so.
And especially because the album's going to come out around the Super Bowl.
Yeah, see, that makes sense.
I want to listen to this.
I'm excited for it.
It's like a breath.
Not that big, not that.
Not that thing that you did.
You're making us not won it.
I know.
I can't even imagine how he's going to do it.
Right.
Make you meditate.
Because all in the back of my mind, I'm going to think of this and it's just going to backfire.
You're going to wait for the.
Yeah.
I mean, look, it's like one extreme to the other.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He had the ability to get us our most hype and now he wants to get us our most calm.
He's like, all right, everybody, now turn down for what?
Let's relax.
Let's find out for what.
Yes.
What is the meaning of life?
What is what?
The shots and the shots and the shots that we take people.
Shots of ginger now.
Yes. Shots of ginger.
All right, guys, that was your word on Rose Cranz.
I'm Rose Cranz.
I'm Rose Cranz.
I'm Rose Cranz, VIII.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
Okay, you guys, it's getting closer and closer to...
It's time for Dodger baseball.
Yeah, yeah!
Let's go!
I can't wait.
Dodger season is approaching you guys, and we have good news.
Our guy Clayton Kirshall has re-signed to the Dodgers.
I'm so excited about this team.
That's awesome.
Greg, don't be a hater, my little Chargers.
No, Chargers is my little Padres fan.
That means no.
No playoffs for you guys again.
Shut up!
Getting eliminated in the first round again!
How many like generational stars did you guys sign this offseason?
We have stars on our team already.
Yeah, but didn't you have to like send them out because he couldn't pay the bill?
Hey, hey, hey, it doesn't matter.
You had to go on offer up?
It's going to matter when we win the championship this year.
All the money's going to our team.
Do you think that was all the acquisitions that the Dodgers got, Greg, my Padres fan,
that you guys are going to be the ones that win?
Oh, yeah, we're winning.
We don't care.
Bro.
You're on a carna payment plan right now for most of your team.
Confidence.
Who aren't in your chances?
Actually, yeah.
But ours has zero percent interest.
He got a super high interest right.
Telling you now, I'll let you guys right now hop on the wagon if you guys want to.
No, we're totally fine.
Greg, this is not about you.
This is about Kershaw resigning.
He was a free agent after last season.
And it was like up in the air.
He's returning her.
We got Otani who's going to be the star of this like the next part 10 years.
Yes.
And Kirsch, I just want you to know like if you're not as beloved as you've been, it's your fault?
Because of why?
Yeah.
Because he chokes.
He gets really tight in the playoffs and he's lost a couple things for us.
Like talk about the shirt you wore today.
I'm wearing this Otani shirt just so everybody knows, everybody out there.
I'm the first person to ever wear an Otani shirt.
It's so new.
I don't think so.
Look, yes, I am.
It's so new.
At the Swampi, there's a bunch already.
Literally the day after they announced him on the Dodgers, Dick's sporting goods had Otagnie.
I see it.
Before that, too.
Yeah.
I didn't see it.
No, it has Otani's face wearing a Dodger jersey.
He hasn't even worn a jersey yet.
Yeah, you have.
He has worn a jersey.
Who lied to you?
That seller really felled up this shirt.
It's funny.
You know of it.
You're going to be the first one.
I know it's new because it's not even finished.
It looks like a sample and it's kind of like.
They forgot the tree.
They forgot the last step.
They forgot the last step.
He got the last.
He was like, it's a vintage Otani shirt.
I was like, Otani just started on the Dodgers.
What do you mean it's vintage?
Yeah.
Do you think Kershaw is going to be okay with just the, like the mania for Otani?
He better be, he better just go into that like old dude role that's just like, hey, I'm happy for you guys.
Yeah.
You know.
Yeah, I feel like you guys have told me he's mean.
Like he's a grouch.
You don't like people talking to him.
He is a grouch, but he needs to change it up.
He needs to start being like just cool, happy for the old, like for the young ends.
Start calling people with him.
Super snappers.
Yeah, he's probably not.
I think this is going to help him, like, take the pressure off him because for a long time, it was like, all right.
Here's all the pressure on you.
And it's, like, the biggest moment.
Yeah.
You know, and I feel like this is going to kind of relieve him a little bit.
He's to relax.
That's what I was thinking, too.
Like, now that O'Tonnie's there, he, um, Kershaw is going to have less pressure.
Now they have a star, a new star.
He needs to be, I don't know if you guys remember.
There was a player on the Lakers in 2020 when they won a championship.
His name was Jared Dudley.
Never played
Probably don't remember him
But he was on the end of the bench
He was
He was cheering his team on
He was oh yeah
He was getting LeBron towels and stuff
Like it was awesome
He was not gonna do that
He needs to
He needs to
I don't think so
He's the big name
Time's up old man
You can't compare
Why are you being
Why are you not happy that he's back
No I'm happy I'm saying
He needs to embrace that like
Old Time or role
Vic you just compared
Kershaw to Jared Dudley
Yeah
That is awesome
I like this.
It's better than when I...
But see, this is what I'm telling you, Kirshan,
you are coming back to a team that has probably already moved on from you.
Yeah, I support this side of it.
It's like getting back to a relationship and they're already shopping for the next one.
Okay.
Matter of I have the next one.
You need that person right there.
Oh, man.
He's more of a pal-Gasol.
He's more of a Powell Gasol.
Remember the good time?
No, he's not like Pal-Gosol anymore.
Why do you hate him so much?
I don't hate him.
I love him.
It sounds like hate him.
I love him.
He just needs to like embrace that old guy role.
How old is he?
It sounds like you need a new team.
He's like 37, 38.
I don't know.
He's not old.
He's not old in real life.
He's old in like baseball.
This is like when your dad disappears for a weekend because you got drunk.
Yeah.
And then he comes back and you're mad at him.
You know?
I love you, but I'm mad at him.
You missed.
You forgot to pick me on the screen.
And no time is so much nicer.
Mom's new friend is really nice.
Yeah, he doesn't choke in the playoffs like you did.
He's an angel.
Oh, no way.
That was his last team.
You know it feels good?
That we're on the same page on the team finally.
What do you mean?
On the Dodgers.
He's a Dodger fan.
He's normally, us three.
Yeah.
Because I don't know about that full over there.
Sounds like Vicks coming to the dark side.
I don't know.
It sounds like he's hating on his team a little bit.
I'm not hating.
Look, it's the thing.
We're a Dodger fans.
Of course we're going to hate on our own team.
That is weird.
No one did that.
You know, they're like, we're from L.A.
Of course.
No one did.
We're Dodger fans.
Of course, I'm going to pay $20,000 for Michela.
We're Dodger fans.
We get our hopes up in October and still choke.
Cool.
You're wearing a Dodger hat right now.
I got it in red.
It's in red.
It's in red.
It's in red.
It's in red.
Just like your L.A. tat on your stomach.
You're troubled, bro.
It is a Valentine's Day hat.
He's finding his identity.
We're Padres fans.
Yes, we miss our real dad, so we had to choose this team.
We're a Padres fans.
Yes, we're going to have to play next year in Tijuana.
Yeah.
We're pottery fans.
Yes, at least the Dodger get to see October.
I can't wait to see that championship patch on my jersey this year.
Champions.
Hey, we're pottery fans.
We got a custom championship championship.
patches on our jerseys because our team will never win one.
I'm letting you guys hop on the bag on the baguigan now.
Shut up, Greg. No one is happy on your bandwagon.
It's going to be worth it.
I hope.
Look, keep it here.
It's 5106.
It's 5106.
LA's number one for hip-hop.
Buenos days.
Good morning.
Good morning.
The sun is shiny.
Finally.
What song is that, Angie?
I just made it up.
Oh, okay.
I'll do that.
I'm walking on sunshine.
Oh.
Yep, that's gone.
feel good.
I feel like that's like a
Nair commercial or something.
Right?
It's like a shaking commercial or something.
It's Vagicil.
It's got to feel good.
All right.
What about you?
You think of what's sunshine song?
You know, sunshine where she's gone.
Don, don't know.
And suns sunshine where she's gone.
All right.
My little sad voice.
It's sunny outside.
Stop being sad.
That's what I tell myself.
Can't be sad today.
Cheer up.
Turn's out.
Suns out.
Okay, we have the homie help line on the way.
Who are we helping big?
We're helping the homie Johnny.
He's in a Valentine's Day pickle.
He's talking to two girls and wants to know who to give chocolate and his pickle two on February 4th.
All right?
And we're going to help him out.
Chocolate de pickles.
It's power 106.
Brownback mornings.
Buenos deyes.
Good morning.
You guys.
The sun exists.
Yes.
It's outside
Gregory
I would like to
publicly
Apologized to you
What?
Apologize?
What?
We don't apologize.
Can I get this on record
Really quick?
Hold on.
All the cameras are on really quick.
Hold on.
On TikTok live,
I apologize to you.
Okay, yeah.
Why?
Because remember I said
The rain is going to happen
until the ninth
And he's like,
I read it was the seventh.
And I was like,
no, it was the ninth.
Yeah.
And the sunshine is.
I'm sorry.
Oh, yeah.
I can admit what I'm on.
Greg,
what channel TV watch?
I could change mine.
I don't know.
I want to be right.
It was a...
I want an apology for a lady.
I want to be sick.
On a Wednesday?
Let's go.
That made my whole week right there.
Exactly.
I'm in a better mood.
How's everybody doing?
I know.
That's crazy.
There's a lot of sunshine out today, right?
Yeah.
You guys say sorry to somebody, all right?
It'll help you feel better.
It'll make their day.
All right, all right, all right.
I'm sorry, Kershaw.
I'm sorry.
Maybe I went a little too hard.
Those things that you said about him,
you know, I'm happy you're home, man.
You're like two years away from how old he is.
I know, I'm just, I'm sorry, man.
Yeah, he's not even old.
I'm going through a lot right now.
It's not even all you, you know.
He's 35.
All right, Kirshah, yeah.
I know.
We're not even going to get into a big moving situation because
or the way it had him yesterday.
And the way.
Irene, stop.
He's a grown-ass man.
That's why men keep doing it because he feels so bad for them.
Meanwhile, you're going through like 10,000 things, right?
Yeah, but nobody asks.
He's here like, I don't know, I could make a smile.
His little sad puppy eyes.
Vic's like, this is my happy dance.
Happy dance, happy dance.
We have shout-outs.
You wanted to give a shout-up.
Yes, man, big shout-out to my cousin, Adri,
my cousin Adri from Chicago.
He tunes in every single day to the entire show.
Every time I go out to Chicago, picks me up from the airport.
He's like literally one of my favorite cousins in the entire world.
That's so awesome.
Shout out, Adi.
Would you still be one of your favorite cousins if he didn't pick you up?
Yeah, yeah.
Or is that part of why?
He's just as much, if not more, of a maniac than me.
So, yeah, I love that guy.
I think he's taking a trip next week and he just needs to write.
So did you just tell on him?
No, no, in his past life, in his past life.
Before he got engaged in everything.
Yeah.
Man, what a cat-o-tale?
You know, he'd be two-monthing girls all the time.
No, no, no, no.
No, he's been with the same girl for, like, since high school.
Admirable.
Very admirable.
So then how is he being more maniacic?
Happy birthday!
You just messed up his birthday.
Hey, babe, listen to the shout-up.
He said, shout-me-up.
What is he mean?
I like, you're more maniacic.
We got shout-outs.
Yeah, we have shout-outs.
We have shout-outs.
We have shout-out.
Okay, Greg.
Who else are we shouting?
We have a happy belated to Ramio from East L.A.
Rameo or Ramiro?
Ramito.
Ramiro.
There we go.
Ramito.
Ramiro.
Remember that art, Phil.
Anhelega wants to wish her husband, Ben, a happy birthday.
Ben?
Samuel.
I love it.
No, say his dad.
Samuel.
Samuel wants to wish his daughter, Elena, a happy birthday.
She turns two today.
Elaine.
And then Cindy wants to wish her son, Evan, a happy belated birthday.
He turns six.
Oh, Evan turns six.
And then we have shoutouts.
Wait, hold on.
Right.
Always the birthday.
We don't move on until we do the Atis.
And I know we did an Ati to Vix'i's his cousin,
but it's because he wanted to deflect from all the crazy stuff he did.
Yeah, yeah.
And does.
Yeah, I'm getting the hang of it.
All right.
So to Ramiro, to Ben, to Elena, to Evan, and to everybody that is celebrating a birthday today.
Feliz Cunclayos.
Ati.
Oh, I hope you have a great day.
Michelle wants to shout out her daughter, Amaya Lopez.
Amaya.
Yeah.
Who won third place on her speech debate competition.
Third place?
Yeah.
Speech debate.
Second and first place, no one even cares.
Like, copper is so expensive right now.
They're stealing it off of the six-three breaks.
It is.
Dang.
Third place is where it's all at.
I need some copper.
Caesar wants to shout out his fiance, Kim, and their son, soon-to-be baby girl.
Wait.
Soon-to-be baby girl.
I know it's hard to read.
I know it's really hard to read.
And they're soon-to-be baby girl.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's pregnant.
On the way.
I was confused there, that one.
I am confused.
I am confused.
What's up, King?
Alex wants to shout out his girlfriend, Gina and Santa Ana.
He wants to remind her that he loves her and we got this.
Oh.
What's going to?
Yeah, he did something bad.
Gina would happen.
We got a number of a week.
We're going to play usher right now for you guys.
No, no, no, no.
So you got this, you guys.
We got this.
You got it together.
Yeah, what is it?
I'm a movement by myself,
but I'm a force when we're together.
Right, yeah.
You remember Neo and Fabulous?
Family first.
You know, you ain't never going to be happy
until you love yours.
Come on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, they're probably just going through
like the rain or something.
Yeah, I don't know.
And he's like, we love you guys.
We listen to you every morning.
Aw.
You got this.
That's good.
Send them your, you know, maybe we should do.
Valentine's Day shout-up.
Mel?
Me?
Mel?
Nah.
He's not going to get fooled anymore with these fake names, okay?
I don't know what they're talking about.
Can you guys elaborate?
No,
Vez.
Jose was trying to give a fake name again.
What was it?
Remember when?
Go ahead.
Jose said it was what?
Mel what?
Mel.
We're going to get fired at the same time.
Okay, but that's funny.
You need a homie?
Or needs a help.
We need a line.
Hold on, hold on.
It was funny.
Since 2008.
Since 2008, I have been interning.
Like, I was a teen mom and I was struggling.
Very successful.
Then in 2009, I was driving in Palm Springs.
And I did overnight and I would still drive back to take my baby to school.
Like, since that time, just, just.
Just running and gunning and then going through these hallways,
dealing with all the drama.
Drama.
Yes, everything.
In order to give you guys a happy home when you got here,
in order to just lay out the table,
and all you guys got to do is sit down and eat, right?
All you guys got to do is be here and be thankful.
Yeah, we are.
Thank you.
And I had nothing to do with that.
And then I lose it at the drop of a second.
Let me ran so we can watch.
Because we wanted to do La Hala shout out.
Who was it?
First of all, I had nothing to do with this.
Let the record reflect.
I just want to remind you of all the things I did.
It's like when your parents say, I crossed a border.
Yes.
But you don't have a better life.
And now you're out here tagging.
I didn't need for two weeks.
Yeah.
I appreciate that.
But it was funny.
We appreciate you.
Lettie.
Absolutely.
All your hard work.
Thank you for the food at the table.
Yeah, exactly.
It's very good.
Should we pray?
Should we make this homie help line about her?
You're making the word.
You're making the word.
You're making no word. But whatever.
All right.
Check this out.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your head.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
Johnny needs our help.
Johnny.
He sent us a DM and said,
My Brownback family.
That's us.
I mean, yes, that's us.
Hey, Vic, why you say his name?
It says Anonymous right here.
Oh.
Well, sorry, Johnny.
Damn.
All right, it just makes the story that much juicy.
Dirty Mackey.
All right, right.
So let me write in Johnny because.
It's anonymous.
It says, uh,
He said, I'm in need of your help because I've been stressing.
So Valentine's Day is around the corner and I'm in a situation.
So me and my ex Amber were together for a year and a few months, but we took a break in August.
He said, she felt I was too busy for her because I had a full-time job and was on my last year of college to get my BA.
Fast forward to January, we started talking again and we were trying to see if we could connect.
Then one day I went to her job to drop up some food and one of my old flings was the
receptionist at her medical office.
Awesome.
He said,
I,
Medical office?
Drama.
Yeah, you know how they'd be at the medical office, too.
Very helpful.
You're very helpful.
A knowledgeable.
He said, I played it off, but it was nice to see her.
Mind you, we're both technically single.
So me and let's call her,
Thati, started talking on Instagram,
and honestly, it's felt refreshing.
Over the last few weeks,
I've kind of been talking to both of them,
but also feel like an A-hole because they work together.
Now it's decision time to cut one off.
It's time to cut one off.
Do I go with Amber because it's someone I feel comfortable with?
And even though deep down inside, I feel like she didn't have my back in the hardest months of work in school.
Or do I go with Thati, who has brought a fresh spirit and is hella cool?
They both have good traits.
Trades, help me out, Brown Bag.
I love this.
I don't like Johnny.
I love this.
I don't like Johnny.
It's not Johnny's fault.
It is.
He keeps getting chose.
I can make an appointment.
I don't let the know.
Mitch on you.
Okay.
Well, at least he's going to choose one and not try to do both, which is kind of respectable.
True.
Because another guy would be like, hey, I got two girls at the same time.
And they work together.
Someone played paranoid by Ted, that's time.
Victor.
Victor.
Oh.
They don't know each other.
So there's one that's his ex that had to go.
Like their priorities weren't at the right place.
Yeah.
Bad timing.
They came back around together.
And look,
it's the ex is like if it wasn't for the ex,
he wouldn't have met the other one.
Right.
Saw her again because it's another fling too.
So he's kind of been with both of these girls.
He likes different things about each of them.
Mm-hmm.
And he wants to know which one he should choose.
Yeah.
I mean, once a receptionist and the other one's what a,
studios.
Probably, I mean,
reception is usually
like entry level, right?
Yeah.
So this one probably works in the back
and makes a little more cheddar.
Exactly.
Not about the cheddar.
It's all about the cheddar.
I don't know.
Who knows?
It's Valentine's Day coming up.
Doesn't you want a good gift?
That is true.
You're going to choose the richer girl?
They're going to have a leg up
on the competition.
What if the other one could put her leg behind?
Yeah.
Yeah.
She gets extra points.
Which one literally has her leg up.
That is a plane field.
All right. Kids, please don't take this as the way you should be when you grow up.
No, no.
You don't want to be?
Maybe, it depends.
No.
Johnny.
Johnny.
Is this you?
No, no, no.
I don't even go to medical officer.
Mary Annette.
That's scary.
I think an appointment should be made.
Respect yourself.
Every three, six months.
Okay.
Wow.
That's the problem.
That's the problem.
All right.
Johnny.
Let's help Johnny.
A.k.
Janonimo, because he wanted to be anonymous.
818.
5-2059.
That's 818-5-2-1059.
Fellow peritos, peros.
Call us up and tell us how you choose between those two girls.
There's a dog whistle.
Yeah.
This is a dog whistle for sure.
All the dogs need to come out for this one, all right?
Can you guys bark?
Who-hoo!
Your dog.
Oh!
8-18.
520-1059, 818, 52059.
Let's help about the homie Johnny.
It's Parano-6.
LA's number one for hip-hop.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help?
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
Johnny got two little mommies.
One name Amber, one name Tati.
All right, and he wants to know which one.
Get his join.
Gets to me, Johnny
No, they both met
They have both met Johnny before
Yes
Him and his ex they had broken up
They were together, broke up
Because school situations
They started talking again in January
So last month
He went to go visit her at work
And sees that he knows the receptionist
Also a fling from the past
He knows her
So he's like, wow
And he kicked it off with the receptionist again
He was like, oh, okay
Now there's two old things that I want back
He's been talking to both of them
For the past couple weeks
and Valentine's Day is coming up.
He doesn't want to go full dog and just date both of them.
Good job.
It's expensive.
Yeah.
So he's like, which one should I pick?
Should I pick the girl that was my ex that we broke up for school and then got back together, kind of, and I went to go visit?
Or this one that I saw at the workplace because they worked together, that was like my old fling and it's just like, it just hit different.
Like, she's good vibes.
She's amazing.
Like, I want to see what it is.
But he doesn't know which way to go.
Exactly.
What happens?
you guys are in the situation uh well yeah Greg I'm looking at you yeah from from past
experience yeah last month something yeah something kind of similar happened yeah something kind of
similar happened uh it's I don't know don't go on the past don't don't go both in the past yeah
don't don't go in the recent past because don't go on the recent past there's a reason that you and amber
didn't work out yeah yeah yeah he said it was cool yeah but there's like deeper okay but what happens
to you in that situation yeah you have to make
a decision at some point if you don't have you think I'm telling you yeah yeah you what
have you done I in theory no I'm kidding no I like I would have to make a decision
and stick to it because if not the decision is gonna be made for you you know what
saying they're gonna which decision by about each other that's what happens right
they're gonna find out about each other eventually because they're gonna be like oh
girl yeah yeah I'm taking this guy oh the guy that just came in yeah yeah had a
pass your name oh wait what
crazy for that yeah he's gonna have a different homie help line later on
either way I wouldn't even like to like date two girls from like the same city
that's dangerous you know so like him oh my god
work work place yeah yeah yeah big has experience so yeah yeah yeah yeah and the same
workplace is crazy yeah you guys are gonna you're gonna pop up in the lunchroom eventually right
yeah yeah you know conversation oh I'm talking this guy oh yeah for sure boom oh
and they're gonna set you up oh yeah come come come pick me up you pick me up the other one
If the other one gets in the car.
That sounds fun.
Because they're coming at you, not the way you want.
Yeah.
Look, they work at a medical office.
They have little tools and stuff.
A little knives.
Little scalpel.
Yeah.
You got to be careful with them.
They had that one needle that makes your gum go to sleep.
Yeah.
You don't know.
Oh, I'm thinking dentists.
I don't know.
Yeah.
All right.
Have you ever been between two girls?
Yeah.
And I fumbled that one really bad.
Really, really bad.
Talk to me, Greg.
So don't do what Greg did.
What happened?
They went to the same school.
and they were friends.
I didn't even know.
I thought they would not know each other.
And then one of them was like, oh, yeah, I'm talking to this guy.
Oh, that's crazy because I'm talking to this guy too.
They came together and they were like,
so I don't know if you know, but we're actually been friends since like elementary school.
Oh, my God.
You got to do your research, brother.
I didn't think at the time.
And I was like, you know what?
You got me.
Digging the mutual friend.
Nice no idea.
Yeah.
I was like, you got me.
Also, ladies, this.
This is Greg's past?
Yeah, this is a long time ago.
And then, like, I was actually hurt over one more than the other.
Than the other.
Yeah, and I was like that.
And that's the one you should have chose.
That's the one I should have chose.
Yeah, exactly.
Dilly-dally.
Yeah, now she has a kid and stuff like that.
She's happy.
And I'm like, that could have been us.
You know what I'm saying?
No.
No, no.
Yeah.
Hypothetically, if I was not like that before.
If you were not a POS.
But not your kid, right?
No.
This is not.
No, I don't have a kid.
Yeah.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Okay.
Are we still sure?
We're still denying the baby.
We got in the chest.
We got phone calls to help out Johnny.
By the way, if you don't know the context of that,
you guys keep bringing up inside jokes.
And we have to explain to every freaking time you bring up these inside jokes.
Greg dated somebody that ended up having a baby,
and the baby looks like Greg.
It does not look like me.
Yeah, it was like three months after he said that they were dating,
she got pregnant.
So it's like, hey, there's a little overlap there, buddy.
And the kid looks like Greg.
Like Greg's baby pictures.
Yeah.
Like Greg's baby pictures.
Yeah.
I do not have a kid
But it's a coincidence
I don't have a kid
Too much of a coincidence
That's what every dead we does is
No one of them say I have a kid
That child is not mine
Yep
I heard that all the time at Mory
He said Billy Gene
My love
Let's go to the phone lines
Irene
And see who is on the line
To help Johnny
Let's do we have Kim from Uplett
On line 2
Kim from Upland
Good morning Kim
Good morning guys
How are you doing?
What's up, y'all?
What's it?
Okay, so I have the unpopular opinion because you guys are going to hate me, especially the girls listening on here.
But I think he should go ahead and just do both of them because she lost herself a provider man who was going to school, work full time.
He definitely took that out.
So, I mean, karma kind of hurt, and it's a full circle around this life.
So I definitely think that what she's got something coming to her
because she really fumbled him and that's her fault.
And I think now that he's a single man, he's able to do whatever he wants.
So if he wants to take out the receptionist too, Itati, I say go do it
because at the same time, Homegirls just, she jumped a bag on him.
Like, who's going to miss on a provider, man?
With this inflation, not happening.
I like it.
I support this.
Men are kings.
So do both of them because she did it to herself.
Was she prioritizing school or what was going on for when they separated?
He was.
He was.
So he was prioritizing school.
Yep.
She felt he was too busy.
She felt he was too busy.
If you're too busy, you still got to make time for the ones we love.
We all know that.
If you really wanted to, you could because Bias ain't impossible.
Some people be working three jobs and still have two side baby mamas and they go on and they
So I
No excuses.
She fumbled it.
I mean, I think he should go for both.
Just get two little separate teddy bears, two separate bouquets.
And then when they're at work,
and when they're at work and they're talking about their valentines with each other,
and it turns out to be the same teddy bear,
the same flowers.
Send them both flowers?
Yeah.
Same handwriting?
Same handwriting.
From Johnny.
Why not?
He's a single man.
I mean, why not?
I would do it.
I love it.
I love this.
So when they both, when they both come up,
up to him.
He's going to be like, hey, you missed out on a provider.
Yeah.
And you, hey, what did the other girl do to deserve this?
What phone line is she on?
Yeah, what did Tatti?
What did she do?
Yeah, what did Tatti do to deserve to be two-timed?
Little lady?
What's baby girl's name?
Kim.
Kim.
I mean, I think she didn't deserve nothing, but at the same time, if she really wants
to do, she got to put it down on him and say, yo, so are we dating?
Are we exclusive?
But she doesn't know that he's also dating her coworker.
Yeah.
She don't need to know that.
That's none of her business.
I love it.
I love this.
Yes.
I support this 100%.
All right, Kim.
All right, Kim is saying, do both do the same time time.
Whatever repercussions happen happen, is their fault anyway for being women.
Hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, Kim.
Kim, Kim, what medical office do you work at?
Kim, Kim, you down to be the other woman or what?
No, I'm not down.
No, no, no, you did it to yourself.
No, she said she's going to...
Don't mess out on a provider.
Greg right here is looking for love.
Oh, yeah, I'm a provider.
Yeah, what I thought of is get the receptionist, the bigger flowers,
and the X are smaller because she's an X.
They're both X's.
Not the receptionist.
Yes, he's had a fling with her before.
He's messed around with her before.
But that doesn't make her an X, you know?
He's had a pass with both of them.
Yeah, technically, right?
from the past.
They're both reoccurring characters.
All right.
You don't know.
Who else are going to, Baby Girl?
Let me have Jennifer from Manabello on line three.
All right.
KPWR, Los Angeles Power 106.
LA's number one for hip-hop.
We're inside the homie helpline and we got our girl Jennifer on the line.
Jennifer, good morning.
Good morning.
What's good in the brown bag hood today?
Yeah.
You're good.
Talk to us.
What would you tell this guy, Johnny?
Okay.
I wouldn't even really tell anything.
All I'm going to tell him is that he needs to look to look to
that she was a scrub and a scag for like dropping off thinking he wasn't gonna make it
and now it's all of a sudden he's turning it up and now she wants to be with him please stop that
mess what is wrong I love these collars I love that so we don't like amber
so we don't like Amber the one that was his ex- I don't like Amber those are slow girls
those are slow girls and I'm using a really nice word by saying girl
Let me just read this again because I don't know that she deserves the ish that she's getting.
So he says, so me and my ex were together for a year, but we took a break in August.
She felt I was too busy for her because I had a full-time job and was on my last year of college.
Fast forward to January, we started talking again, we, as in together, as me and her, to try to see if we could connect.
Okay, then one day I went to her job to drop off some food.
and one of my old flings was the receptionist at her medical office.
So what I'm understanding is that they broke up,
and we only know his side, we don't know her side of it,
but they broke up,
they got back together or tried to see if it worked in January,
and then he ran into the other girl.
He said he's still, he's been talking to both of them, right?
Because he says, I kind of been talking to both of them,
but also feel like a-hole because they work together.
Now it's decision time to cut one off.
Do I go with Amber because it's someone I feel comfortable with?
Even though deep down inside I feel she didn't have my back.
Yep.
And go to wait.
Or go with Tati, who has brought a fresh spirit and is hella cool.
So what was Amber on?
I mean, Jennifer?
Three.
All right, Jennifer.
So you heard that.
And we're still like choose the other girl.
I'm not even saying about choosing any girls.
He said it himself.
Right.
He said it himself.
Like, he thought that he didn't have enough time for her.
So what makes her think that now that he's got his degree that he's going to have any more time for her?
Right.
To push him.
Right.
He needs to keep it pushing, and he needs to go and tip his toes in the other waters because he needs to move away from all that.
So his question is.
I've been with mine for 22 years coming up on 22, 22, 22.
Oh, cute.
Wow.
I've been with mine.
And mine's 10 years.
younger than me.
Okay.
And let me tell you something.
Not never, not once
can we say, oh, we
split and then we decided to get back
together, but I met somebody else
while we were split up. Well, you know what?
They split up. If you split up,
be done with that.
Like, these people
are, it's too much. He's stressing
themselves out. I'd be going and
giving myself an own Valentine's.
I'll be in Vegas, turning it up on
Valentine's Day. I like this energy.
I like it. Jennifer, Valentine's Day.
Seven days away. Valentine's Day, seven days away for Johnny.
And I know you're thinking lifelong.
I think he's just thinking the February 14th.
Yeah, that's a little kid.
Like his next fling, that's what he's thinking about.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So keep it as flings.
Keep it up flings.
Keep it flying.
Okay.
Go ahead.
That's how I feel because they're too low on the,
he don't have no self-esteem, none of these people.
No.
No.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's probably going to need some medical attention after you're talking about him.
He probably will, but it won't be from them.
Okay.
So your advice to him is which cut which one off?
Cut both of them off.
Oh, okay.
I like it.
I'd be done with that shit too.
Hey, little lady.
All right.
Who else are you going to go to, Irene?
Oh, Lord.
Where are you getting these colors from here?
Yeah.
Like that.
It's like they paid them to be in our side, but we didn't.
We have Jessica from LA at light of four.
I'm sorry, five.
All right.
It's me.
Jessica.
Hi, good morning, you guys.
How are you, mamacita?
I'm good.
Just got to work.
I was waiting here.
What do you do for work?
Do you work at a medical office?
Is there a chees-me?
Oh, dear gosh, no.
I'll be a very messy person if I did.
What do you work?
Where do you work?
um i work in Disneyland oh so she's nice yeah yeah she was deciding should i tell them should
i not they're gonna ask me for free tickets they're gonna ask me yeah yeah all right jess what would you
what would you tell johnny i would say that he i know you guys are not going to agree with me but i would
say to go back to the ex i am a true believer of sometimes a break is needed or um and when you do come
back together you come back stronger than ever only because i've seen those like that actually happened
with friends and family members whatever whatnot um and two at least she proved that she was not
with him for the money or for what he can provide and all this stuff because she knew he was working
she knew he was getting a degree so in her mind she could have been like i don't see you just pay me money
just buy me gives why you're gone perfect situation exactly like a woman that
that sees a man, oh, he's going to school.
He's working full time.
Oh, he's going to have money.
He's going to be a provider or, like, other callers.
Like, oh, provider.
That's just Mujeres Enterresada.
Oh, enterezada.
Dude, our colors are going to fight.
Yeah.
Fight with kids.
Put them off together.
She at least proved that she wasn't with him for that.
She was a winner for money.
She was a woman.
And how dare she want his time?
That's the, that was.
How dare she?
Yeah.
You know what?
Maybe we don't know the full story.
Maybe he wasn't.
giving her that time. So whenever he had a little bit of free time, maybe he wasn't giving it to her.
My brother used to go to school and work. He used to go to work three in the morning, get off at 10 a.m.
And then after that, go to school, after school, go and be able to his wife. And they've been together for 16 years now.
Wow.
So maybe he wasn't actually giving her that little bit of free time that he had to her. So maybe that's what she was complaining about.
And then, I know the receptionist reception is a very nice thing.
The reception is messy.
They're messy.
They get messy with, they get messy here, messy.
They're not just taking your calls.
They're taking everybody's call.
They're not just greeting you like they greeted you.
They're greeting everybody.
Shout to all the recession is out there because I was one at one point.
They call everybody back.
Yeah.
We do.
I was a reception.
If she wants her flowers or a teddy bear Valentine's Day,
you're not going to be the only one.
Oh.
Yeah.
I say he goes back, gives it a try.
And I have had it from PassEx Springs tour.
I kind of wanted to see things with an ex.
And, no, he went with the new one.
And next thing he came back talking about he regretted it and la la la.
So you know what?
I say, yeah, I say he gives it a try again.
What the egg?
And then tell her to move offices.
Yeah.
Exactly.
That temptation is going to always be there.
It's like, damn, why your boyfriend always visiting?
And it's like, oh, you know.
Yeah.
The receptionist is probably looking at him like, ooh, he has money.
He has this.
He has an eccaulia.
You know what I mean?
Like, interiata, like mentality.
Maybe because I'm not an enquerazada.
Maybe that's what I think that way.
Oh, you're not?
I, no, I marry for love, not for money.
Okay.
Did you marry that ex that came back to you saying that he did a mistake?
Oh, okay.
No, I found a new man.
I am very in love.
I was with him when.
He didn't have anything like in a car.
And now he has his car.
He has his full-time job.
He's being the provider.
He's staying the brand.
He's doing everything.
Look at you, Jess.
Wow.
Picture, perfect.
I bet you never fight.
Yeah, you got a sister.
Oh, yeah, we do.
I like you, Jess.
I like this.
I like Jessica.
I want to go see her at Disneyland.
I hope she gives me tickets.
I want to combine all three colors.
Just put them on there at the same time.
Okay.
So.
So.
So I don't think the receptionist slander was warranted.
Yeah.
But I do get it.
When I worked at this tax place, they told me, like, you are the, like, however you treat the person is how they're going to leave thinking of this whole thing.
It's true.
You're the first person they see.
You are the brand.
Right.
And so the receptionist is out here.
She's being the brand to everybody.
Just like she was your ex-ling.
She might be the next patient's ex-ling and the next patient's.
Like, you're going to have trouble.
There, right?
And don't even get me started about the doctor.
Would the doctor be telling her?
What?
The receptionist.
Yeah, exactly.
At a medical office, the doctor would be like, hey.
Huggy, do you over there.
Watch out.
It'll be like Gray's Anatomy over there.
Let's check her heartbeat.
The doctor's always the one taking him to a fancy dinner and stuff like that.
Yeah, because he's rich.
He's at home playing doctor with her.
Exactly.
Okay.
Okay, now it's operation.
All right, yeah.
All right.
It's somewhere else.
But I just think in general, it is very messy.
whichever one you choose if you choose both you have to be super on your toes because one of them's
going to talk to them about their man and then it's going to be like whatever if you choose one
the other one's going to find out you're with them because they're going to talk about you and then
you're going to be like hey well guess what boom boom boom and even if you only choose one you have
already talked to both of them at the same time so even if you make one your valentine it's like you
were talking to the other one you chose me but you were talking to the other one so that means
you were thinking about her and looking at her and they probably already have office driving
drama because hello women so here's gonna add to it yeah it just figured it out what he has to do
he has to tell both of them the truth and be like yo i hooked up with her and whoever acts the
worst you get rid of her and whoever takes it like like oh more mature you're all right okay what about
if both of them are out then he's lonely for valentine's well at least he didn't spend money on a gift
saved himself 150 bucks yep exactly oh i just thought about if if johnny chooses amber and sends her flowers
receptionist is going to be the one to receive them and going to think that they're for her.
That's going to be crazy.
I like Maximo's idea.
You know what?
He needs to get one of them fired.
That's the only solution to this.
Yeah, one of them has to get fired.
I wonder who.
Or Maximo's idea and tell them both.
And they'd be like, yo, this sounds like your guys' problem now.
You guys can come to a, yeah.
I'm taking the mature out.
I'm taking the step mature.
Yeah, exactly.
You guys could choose who wants to be my Valentine this year.
And yeah, there you go.
So you'll trip them.
No, no, it's not mature.
It's mature.
It's being mature.
I don't know.
No, because I've been talking to you and you at the same time, so y'all got to work it out.
And depending on how y'all react to this news, I'm going to choose my winner, my princess.
Exactly.
No, you are trash, Johnny.
You are trash and you want them to fight over trash.
No, that's the mature route.
Yeah, it's mature.
It's not mature.
Hey, Amber, I'm going to just be honest with you.
I went to the office and I saw Dati and me and her had a thing in the past.
He should definitely do that.
Just so you know.
Boom, and whoever gets the, someone's going to get mad,
and someone's going to be the one where you're like,
okay, she's not as mad.
I'm going to go to her.
And what if they, again, they both don't want him anymore.
Rock paper, scissors.
And boom, something, yeah.
Fight for my love.
Oh, my.
The way you guys just flip it and you think it works like that.
It does.
It's called the journey.
I like guys.
I like guys tactics.
Put it in the girl's hand.
Yeah.
Make the girl, like, make the girls do something.
It's because we have to choose.
We have to choose where to eat.
I agree.
Tell the truth.
Let's see if you get to that part.
Let's see if he gets to the tell the truth part.
Because the truth seems like a mountain bigger than Mount Everest from some guys.
Natia, I'm going to tell the truth.
Or lie and cheat and steal and do this, that and the third.
I think I'll do that one.
Amber, Thakie, Mud Russell for me.
Go.
There we go.
I like that.
You guys are going to cheat.
My faith.
It's just falling.
Delete your Instagram for me right now.
Who's going to do it?
Prove it.
What?
You don't know what they're saying?
No.
What do you think they say?
I don't know.
I just went,
Oh, bra, bye.
Welcome by.
No.
Okay.
It is time for the cheeseman.
Hey!
Sambra Salah with Anji.
Okay, just heads up.
Forgive me for what I'm about to say.
But forget what Tupac taught us.
Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait.
You know that famous line that he's always saying, like, forgive, but don't forget?
Mm.
Two parts?
He also said,
He also said,
Yeah, but.
He also said,
Hen to see him to me.
No, but I'm talking about that's specific life.
That's why, mm, your wife.
Yeah.
He also said, I get around.
Yeah.
And what side did?
Where do you say?
Keep your head up.
Okay.
Forgive, but don't forget.
I'm talking about that.
Okay.
That's specific.
Yeah.
Okay.
Because it was Tupacacac that said that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nobody said it before.
Yeah.
No.
Only Tuponp.
That's the only person we listen to.
Got you, Angie.
But apparently, according to Amber Rose, she's saying the opposite because her philosophy.
So don't listen to Tupac.
Listen to Amber Rose.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, Angie.
That sounds great.
I'm telling you, this is what she's saying that don't forgive because forgiving is just like,
it's not a thing to do.
So for me, I don't believe in forgiveness.
You don't want to forgive.
That's my philosophy.
I'm very happy with still hating people because it makes me happy.
All right.
Amber Rose.
Okay.
I trust her.
She has a whole lot of knowledge.
Yeah.
A lot.
Yeah.
She does?
Yeah.
Like what?
She does.
Tupac has a lot of knowledge.
Yeah.
She's very knowledgeable.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm so confused.
I don't know.
Angie wants us to not listen to me.
Yeah.
No, but listen to listen.
Because I've always been a believer of like, you know what?
If you forgive people like, at least you heal yourself.
Mm-hmm.
And so she talked about that.
She's like, for those who think it like that, like, nah, nah, nah, no.
I feel like a lot of people are like,
like forgiveness is going to heal you you're going to be better you know i think if it's eating away at
you where it's like um affecting your life then maybe you should try a different avenue but i'm very
comfortable with with hating people for my path yeah no i don't know i still i guess and you just
started saying to listen to her and not too plug and i'm just saying that's what she was saying but i still
i still believe forgive and forget yeah let me not forget sorry forget but don't forget and to not hate
She just said that she doesn't mind any people.
Yeah, she doesn't mind any of you.
Yeah, because that makes her happy.
And so I was thinking, I'm like, who has she feud in the past?
Well, and it's been, yeah, it's been Kanye.
It's been the Kardashians.
Oh, yeah.
So I guess that-
I don't know they beefed.
They, well, you know, Black China beef with them and she's Black China's home girl.
Well, remember the whole scandal that happened, like after Amber broke up with Kanye?
Kanye said a tweet about like after I broke up with her, like I had a shower 30 times.
Yeah.
Yeah. That's still Kanye.
Kanye, yes, but then Amber was accusing that the reason they broke up, Kanye and her was because
Kim got in Bikina were dating, or were messing around. Yeah, that was a feud. Oh, okay. That's what I'm
saying. Like, so she hasn't forgiven them. Okay. After all these years. Wow. You think she hates
them? I think so. According to her philosophy, yes. Yeah. She don't mind it. She don't mind that it makes
her happy. Yeah. Hate is a big word. That's all I'm going to say. Would you forgive someone?
Or are you going to hate them?
I'm gonna play Tupac hit him up
That's what I'm gonna do
But that was just my thing
I'm like what do you mean
And forget you
That's a good one too
Forgive but don't forget
No
No you're the opposite
Just forget it
Yeah forget it all
Forget it
I forget some traumatic experiences
I'll be like that happened to
You have to
You have to
That happened to me
Yeah
Damn that's crazy
As much as you can say like
Hating that makes me happy
That doesn't truly
Like and granted
I'm not Amber
So I couldn't say what makes her happy.
But that's still something you think about.
It has your attention.
It's in your spirit.
And it's, it's carmic.
You throw out hate, you're going to get hate back.
You throw it like it's all of that part.
Well, maybe it's like she uses it maybe for like her motivation or something.
Maybe she like.
Prove her haters wrong.
Maybe it's not like every day she gets up and it's like, I hate you.
I hate you.
Like or does anything hateful towards them.
Maybe it's like she kind of keeps this little like chip on her shoulder.
And maybe that's kind of what she's referring to.
Like, oh yeah.
If I see somebody.
that I hate maybe a Kardashian or whoever it might be Kanye.
It's like I'm going to work hard or I'm going to be happy in spite of them or whatever they did.
Maybe like that.
Yeah. But not forgiving.
No, not forgiving.
I get that.
Some people do things to you that you can't forgive them for.
Yeah.
Okay.
Then it's just me.
Like to me, it's just like I really feel like I would just forgive them and then it's on you.
It's not going to be on me anymore.
Like give it to God and yeah.
They're karma.
Okay, Angie.
It's a sign of text.
You forgive me?
Yeah.
I just hit him.
HR.
That's different.
He said,
I'll take that as a sign,
Angie to text her back.
I'll text her,
okay?
I'll forgive her.
It'll be the other way around.
No,
no,
no,
no, he's a guy.
They never do to be wrong.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, just like Johnny.
Yeah, the girls do the things.
I'm going to take this as a sign
to trip Angie in the hallway.
Yeah.
No.
Give me now.
Forgive and forget.
Whatever.
All right.
It's just hating his tool.
It's too.
too much on you.
And I get her.
She probably don't even think about the people she don't mess with.
It's just like, hey, she's probably like, I don't like you.
I don't have to try to like you.
I don't have to forgive you.
You didn't have to say sorry.
But like if I see you, I don't like you.
It's on.
But I'm not going on thinking about you.
Like, it's not like she's like full on planning stuff against people.
Yeah, she probably just has people like, oh, this is my hate category.
Yeah, I don't like them.
I don't want to like them.
I don't need another conversation.
I don't need closure.
No, no, no, no, no.
Well, that's easy to avoid.
but what about when you have them in front of you?
Yeah.
Then how do you?
Then I hate you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
I get where she's coming from.
I'm not necessarily that person.
Me either.
I don't really hold grudges.
Like I'm just like, I move on.
So then you forgive.
No,
he just doesn't even think about them.
I don't even like think about it.
I just like.
Because he probably doesn't even need an apology either.
Like, yeah.
I mean, I just don't put my energy into it.
So I just move on.
Like, yeah.
I don't even care.
And we're guiding.
It's like that.
It's like that Gautier song.
Now you're just somebody that I used to know.
We're guys.
We don't know that there's a beef going on too.
Like, oh, you've been mad this whole time?
Like, I didn't even know that what's happening.
Yeah.
You've hated me?
Yeah, you're the guy that she's talking about.
Like, you're the one that did her dirty and she's like, ugh, hate that guy.
I hate that.
And I'm over here like, hmm, why is the sun over here?
Yeah, yeah.
Like, you don't get thought to it.
Yeah, it's like 80 degrees up.
And honestly, like, to quote the Myspace Days, my haters make me famous.
You guys remember that?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
So.
Didn't Tupac say that?
No.
You're the one who started.
You led with Tupac, Angie.
It's because Tupac has that line for you.
Yeah, but don't forget.
Every other rapper.
Yes, but when I think of that line, I really think of Tupac.
But don't forget, girl, keep your head up.
Yes.
Okay, let me.
I'm going to wrap this up before you started.
Yeah.
Rap it.
I love keep your head.
No.
But you know what?
I'm going to forgive you.
I love keep your head up
I love Tupac
Apparently not because you are
No but but that song
It's a great song
That line like forgive but don't forget
It's probably the least memorable part of the song
I don't know to me
That was so much more deeper part of that song
We were on Jeopardy
And they were as what rappers said
Forgive but don't forget
Antigy
Tupac
I was sitting here thinking like
That's not one of his quotables
Yes it is
Google and like Google
There's so many quotables of Tupac.
In that song.
We did.
The only God can judge me.
In that song.
I ain't a hated, but don't push me.
Revenge is like the sweet joy.
Nice again.
Miao.
Mama said you're going to find Tupac.
Yeah.
Google it.
Google it.
Google it.
Oh, my God.
Forgive it.
Don't forget.
Next to God.
There's going to picture him.
Yeah.
Next to God.
He shouldn't have forgave anybody in the first place.
And you'll sign up.
And that's why I say that.
Yeah.
Okay.
Who doesn't forgive?
here. Who doesn't forgive?
Apparently all of you.
No, Angie, you're mad at us for no reason.
Yes. I'm not.
I'm saying I understand her, but I'm not
like her. I literally told you
like I just forget the whole thing.
Clearly she has rage.
Angie, you're not forgiving right now.
She's not going to forgive any of us after this.
I will.
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt.
Yeah, because Tupac said,
did two bucks say that?
Give you the benefit of doubts.
Give you the benefit of the doubt.
All right, you got to judge me.
Grab it up.
Grab it up, America.
All right, that's it for Sondra Salab brought to you by your local Southern California
Toyota dealers.
I'm Andy from Brownback Mornings.
I love you so much.
Only God can judge me, let's see.
Oh, that's a quote.
That's going to be under bio now.
For sure, that one.
For sure that way.
Keep it here because I got some voicemails for Greg C that we're going to play.
What?
Yeah, you can.
Can cite Greg down.
Hey.
Great, how you've been in today?
brother I'm feeling great I was trying to look for my
goofy that's what you're trying to look for my sunglasses get in the in the mood you know
oh it's sunshine outside by the way we're playing spin the bottle in like 10 minutes
you're right yeah we're playing spin the bottle for not's berry farm tickets okay and you
call up and play spin the bottle with us I'm not gonna tell you the the the rules of the game
till we play so right now we're just playing spin the bottle when was the first time everybody
played spin the bottle all right big that's coming up next Vic right now we're doing
this for Greg okay oh yeah Greg but that's a good question I'm not a good question
I want to marry that man I want to have that man's children hi Greg I want to go on a date
so you can ruin his life would definitely ruin his life for the first time in my life
I see I need love I need love Greg wants you to ruin his life ladies yeah I do yes
he's here for that can you stop yeah thank you you see it right now
I got my chains on, you know.
I'm looking for love now.
Okay.
He's got money with the chain?
Don't ask how much to work.
Don't ask how much the chains wear?
Yeah.
Okay, so we're looking for love for a guy Greg.
Greg C.
He's a catch.
I am a catch.
He works out of 106.
That's right.
He knows brown bag.
Yeah.
I'm everything.
I'm the package.
The full package, you know.
Okay.
He can be your everything girl.
With the package.
Or he could be your boy toy.
He could be something you just throw around and have fun with.
He could be your HBO.
A little boy.
on Valentine's Day.
That sounds like I'm getting used.
I don't like that.
I'm looking for love.
I don't like it.
All of a sudden.
Okay.
You don't like that.
So he's looking for somebody to ruin his life.
And so are we.
So we've been doing this thing the past couple days where we ask Instagram,
please, please, please, please, can someone just give Greg a chance?
Don't put it like that.
Please, please.
Please, if your new resolution was to help.
Help less fortunate, please.
We have somebody.
We have a volunteer.
Yeah.
So that's what we've been doing.
Just kidding.
We've been posting your photo.
Yeah.
A lot of people like it too.
Okay.
And so we've asked the ladies out there,
hey, if you think this guy's cute,
if you want to come on Power 106 and talk,
and if you want to be here and ruin his life,
we are providing you the opportunity just in time for Valentine's Day, right?
And we do have a few submissions.
Oh, we do.
We have some submissions.
Irene, you got these from our DMs, right?
Yep.
What happened?
What's going on? Talk to us.
So basically they were interested in Greg and I was like, all right, how interested are you?
And they were like, oh my God, no, no, no, and I was like, send it in a voice note.
Why do you think you should pass the test?
Because not only do they have to pass the Greg test, they have to pass my test first.
Oh, this is that I read test.
Yeah, I got people you got to go through to get to me.
Exactly.
It's like how it's like how Craigslist when you want to look at like a car, like, hey, I'm inquiring about the car.
He's like, all right, yeah, yeah.
What's your, what's your credit score, all of this?
Like, you're trying to see, like, if you were.
How many miles is.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, I have this that says Joey Girl 1.
Okay.
I've never heard any of these, by the way.
These are all anonymous to me.
Wow.
Yeah.
That's good.
Good.
Now you act it a little bit suspicious.
I would hope so.
No, yeah, I don't know.
Like, you asked.
He hasn't heard anything.
No, I haven't heard anything.
All right.
Well, you can let me say that.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Okay.
Greg hasn't heard any of you.
There we.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
This is our first time all listening, okay?
Yes.
So here's submission number one to ruin Greg's life.
Joey Girl.
Hi, I'm Joey.
I'm from Mid City.
I'm 26 years old.
I have a dog.
I work as a nanny.
Why I'd be a good fit to be picked is that I'm fun.
I like to be outside and hang with my dog.
I like it.
Sounds like Becky G.
I know.
All she doesn't have a dog.
Is this AI?
She's a nanny.
She's a nanny.
And you can take this dog.
And she's young.
Big.
This is not for the love of Vick.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I know,
but I want his life to be ruined properly.
Okay.
By a 23,
was she 23?
26.
26.
By a 26 year old and a nanny job.
I mean,
at least you know she likes dogs.
So mid-city.
So mid-city.
Yeah, she can walk me.
So that was.
She could walk me.
That is weird.
That was Joey.
And keep in mind,
throughout this whole situation.
me and Maximo pick a girl, Vic and Angie pick a girl.
So you guys are also listening for the candidate that you pick that is going to come up here and meet Greg.
Yeah.
Okay.
So next up we have Reina.
Hey, Brown Bag.
My name is Raina.
I'm from Los Angeles, California.
I think I would be a great fit for DJ Craig because I'm stable physically and mentally.
I'm a ball of fun.
I feel like I have that big dog energy that he always.
always talks about.
I like it.
I like that one.
Big dog energy.
I like her because you don't even know your name.
She's perfect.
Craig.
Hold on.
She's perfect.
Hey, brown bag.
My name is Raina.
I'm from Los Angeles, California.
I think I would be a great fit for DJ Craig because I like her.
I like her because I know that she's just interested her to just be up here.
Yeah.
She don't even know you, but she'll be down.
And she's a ball of fun.
So she's going to hurt your heart.
So she's already breaking your heart.
Yeah.
She's trying to get your name right.
Mentally stable?
I don't know about that one.
So it's a big.
Well, hey, same.
Same.
About you.
She said physically stable too.
Physically.
Yeah.
That's an important one as well.
I like that one too.
All right.
All right.
Now there's Cecily.
Hi, my name's Cecily.
I'm 26 years old.
I have no kids.
I think I'd be a good fit because I am a very nice person and I'm very polite.
And I'm a very loving person.
And I like to have fun and have a good time.
respectfully Cecily you're too good for Greg.
Boring.
Yeah.
It is so, it is good.
Yeah.
And she took us outside with her.
Yeah.
Cessaly, respectfully, you're out.
You're out.
Yeah.
Too nice.
You're too good.
You're a nice person.
Boom.
And polite.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She said she likes to have a good time though.
Yeah.
You're going to walk all over her.
Yeah.
Say I know how to do back flips or something.
All right.
Now we have Janet.
I always like this name.
Janet.
Hey, Brownbag.
My name is Janet.
Janet. I'm a very family-orientative type of person. I love going to concerts, 28 with no kids.
I'm very passionate about the hustle to strive and be better. I mean, that's the main thing.
So I'm ready to give Greg the remix he needs in his life. Wow, that's the DJ brother.
I like her. I like her. I think I'm sold. She's got game. Yeah. One is not up to you.
Oh, yeah. I'm sold though.
Yeah, she's got gay
And she's older than you
Yeah, no kids
You like older women
She's 28 or 27
Yeah
And she likes to go to concerts
I mean she's gonna use you
Yeah, just for concerts
Yeah, she's like, I like that
We have to choose one
That's gonna ruin his life
For sure
She's gonna remix his whole life
She's gonna remix your whole life
She's gonna leave your life
All Reuvaulta
This is the remit
You'd be like that
Oh Revolta
Yeah, I like Janet
Yeah, she doesn't sound savvy a little bit
I'm gonna like
Perfect.
All right.
So I think we've knocked out Cecily, which is a nice person.
Just not.
Too nice.
Too nice.
So based on these voice notes alone, team, Maximo, Vic, Angie, Jose, Irene.
Do you guys have a favorite?
Yeah.
I would say Janet.
Same.
Janet.
Janet.
Janet.
Final answer.
Okay.
So what about you?
Maxim.
The first one.
He forgot the name.
When he said, mm, he forgot the name.
Of course.
Maximil.
Maximo, forget something?
What?
What?
Irene.
The first one, she sounds very sweet.
Irene, Jose.
I like the one that got his name wrong.
Yes, that's Reina.
Did we already choose our three?
Because the first one I like, too, Joey.
I like her that her name's a boy name.
Hi, I'm Joey.
I'm from Mid City.
I'm 26 years old.
I have a dog.
She sounds like Becky G.
She sounds really young, too.
If she pulls up and is Becky G.
I'm proposing.
That's it.
If it's Becky G.
You're not.
You're not.
I don't know with these chains on, I got these chains on.
They cost $20.
They're not real.
Don't expose me like that, all right?
And then Irene and Jose, you guys like Raina.
Hey, brown bag.
My name is Raina.
I'm from Los Angeles, California.
Not going to lie.
And you guys don't know her, but I knew her.
This sounds like his ex.
Hey, brown bag.
My name is Raina.
I'm from Los Angeles, California.
I think that would be a great fit for a day.
Rewind it for me.
Just press that urn button.
No, she called you DJ Craig.
Joey's the first one, the nanny.
The nanny?
Yeah, Joey's the nanny.
Yeah, Joey's the nanny.
Yeah, but she's a nanny, so she has a lot of patience.
So she's going to have a lot of patience with this.
Are you calling me a kid?
Yes.
I am not a kid.
I am a grown man.
Yeah, but you know what?
I like, she's young and she's going to be like,
I want to go here.
Yeah, no, and then he's going to be like, oh, I'm sorry.
Last night, I came in late because I had to stay out.
at her house because she was all drunk and like she's gonna be like that that's
i'm thinking the opposite way didn't she say she likes to go outside and have when you like to
like hike and stuff yeah that's true and she has a dog yeah the dog can attack you
yeah you're a doll like that love her dog more she loves him so he's going to be all upset about
this dog yeah you know about that yeah exactly um and then you who likes janet you me
you and final answer hey brown bag my name's janet i'm a very family oriented
type of person. I love going to concerts, 28 with no kids. I'm very passionate about the hustle
to strive and be better. I mean, that's the main thing. So I'm ready to give Greg the remix he needs
in his life. I like that. The remix. She has bars. She got Riz. She got Riz. She would get you too.
She's the type to like take you home. So far, these are contestants on ruin Greg's life, all right?
But just like any toxica, if now you're hearing this and you want them because other girls want them,
hit up our DM from that.
Hey, Seth, because I'm Steve Joy right now.
Yeah, it's still, you still have time to get into the running, okay?
Friday, we have to make our final decisions on our candidates.
Oh, that's two days.
Okay, two days.
So you still have time to swoop in and take this prize of a man.
Yep, what's up, girl?
More toxic, the better.
I got that Drake on me, you know.
You do not, do not lie like that.
Do not.
You ever see that drink?
video that's me it's power 106 LA's number one for hip hop Buenos
Diaz good morning we have a nod very farm tickets and we were planning on rain today
it's not raining outside but it's still rainy day schedule in here because we are
the class that likes to mess around there's puddles and one of our rainy day
activities that we didn't do in class with the teachers who get mad at us but maybe
we did it on outside so recess in the cut nutrition spin the bottle we are playing
spin the bottle okay if you want to play spin the bottle with us call us up
right now right now here are the
roles of the game you call us up you spin the bottle the bottle is going to land on any of
these four lovely contestants playing it's going to land on maximum Vic Angie or
Greg okay okay but I'm married yeah but I'm married but one of them they're all
gonna have little folded papers in front of them right if it lands on them they open their
paper and their paper says ticks you get the tickets to go to Nats
very far, but the other ones say licks, okay?
So you just get them lambier, making out with you.
You played this game before, Angie.
Never.
Bible, I promise, never.
Angie, you already got your man.
It's okay that you got a pass and you played spin the bottle.
I didn't, Leticia.
Angelico, what did you do when you were playing?
Chinese jump rope with the little band?
Seven minutes in heaven.
You never played Wausp.
Spin the bottle.
No.
No.
The closet game?
All right.
You're playing nervous?
She played nervous?
Nervous.
Wow.
Pop Angie, spin the bottle, cherry.
Please, call us the playing next.
It's Power 106.
Power 106.
LA's number one for hip-hop.
Buenos dees.
Yeah.
We are playing a game of spin the bottle, okay?
And you are our caller that's going to spin the bottle.
We have envelopes right in front of us.
We got, and we got the bottle bottle, you guys.
We got a glass.
Coke can.
It sounds nice with your nails.
You're going to call in and you're going to spin the bottle and the bottle is going to land on one of us.
We each have a paper in front of us, right?
So depending on whether our paper says ticks, you get the tickets to Natsbury Farm or Licks.
You get a little makeout session.
Okay?
Okay.
All right.
Who we have in the line that is going to be our first spinner of the bottle?
I'm sorry.
It's from Compton on Line 2.
Alex.
Alex.
Oh.
Hello?
What's up, Alex?
You ready to play spin the bottle?
Would it?
Are you gonna get in trouble from anybody?
No.
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Okay.
Yeah, I'm father.
Victor, you're kind of closer to that middle over there, so you have to get up and spin the bottle for my guy.
Come on again, Alex.
Alex, yeah.
Alex, all right.
You, Vic is about to spin the bottle for you, brother.
Come on, Big.
Go, don't let the bottle fire.
That's too close to there.
Come on, Victor.
Oh, oh.
Oh, he almost cracked.
All right, slowly, Vic.
Yeah, okay, spinning and spinning and spinning.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
It landed on me.
It landed on me.
It landed on me.
My paper says Licks.
Alex.
Oh, lo, lo, don't tell my husband.
All right, bye.
All right.
That was bad.
I didn't even read back.
You're married.
Yeah, yeah.
You guys can go longer.
Seven minutes for you guys.
All right.
Who's next?
Da, D.
Young.
Good.
All right.
We have Yvonne from Southgate on line three.
All right.
Yvonne from South Gay.
Good morning.
Hi, good morning everybody.
Good morning.
You ready to spin the bottom, baby girl?
Yes, I sure am.
Okay, who you hope you land on?
I hope I win.
I should have know our names.
I hope I land on Craig.
All right.
Can you spin the bottle, Vic?
Yeah.
I hope you lose respectfully now.
All right.
It's spinning, it's spinning and spinning.
It's spinning.
Oh, it's getting close to me.
Oh, Angie!
Angie!
Angie!
Okay, age, age.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What does it say?
What does it say?
It says licks.
Licks.
Okay, Gondi.
There you go.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay, who's next, Irene?
That looks superb.
Asia from OCR-C-I-L-Fort.
All right, Asia.
I think that's what you're doing.
Hi.
Hi, Asia.
You ready to play Spin the Bottle for these Natsbury Farm tickets?
Heck yeah, I'm ready.
Let's go.
Have you ever played Spin the Bottle in real life?
Yes, long, long time ago.
Okay.
How was it?
Good, seven minutes and heaven.
All right.
Look, Vic's gonna spin the bottle.
If you land on Mir and Angie, he has to spin it again
because we both got picked already.
We're out.
It's spinning.
Oh, damn it.
Oh, that's Maximo.
That's looking at Maximo straight in the face.
What did your paper say?
You are not the winner.
What does it say?
Show it to me.
Licks.
All right, go ahead.
Oh, no, everybody's fight.
Let me go.
He just slurped you up, baby girl.
With the life and everything.
No, you got licks.
All right.
We need one.
You know what?
We'll come back after the break and finish for the bottom.
And it's only you, caller, and Vic and Greg.
Yeah.
I feel towering.
Brown bag.
It's Brown Bag on Power 106.
Number one for hip hop.
