Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep. 151 (02/7/24)

Episode Date: February 7, 2024

You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round   Hey… shhhh shhh let’s go play spin the bottle in the back this morning! Find out what messican is ...the smartest simp we know, Help the homie keep it P.    And always remember Tupac's greatest quote…Forgive but don't forget “ - TupacSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Bro, those bars have a whole new meaning. That's what Jose just said. She just said that two seconds ago. It's too early for that again. It's not our fault. Yeah, Irene saw it. Getting your minds out the gutter. I'm currently in therapy.
Starting point is 00:00:16 Because you can't stop doing about it? No, oh my God. Someone on today was like, who was it for? Was it Navy and Christine? Well, because you know, yeah, he starts naming the girls. Who's the one that I liked it? That was funny. He responded to.
Starting point is 00:00:32 He said, I wasn't hiding the meat from my world. Or the meat, my meat from the world. I was hiding the world from it. Yeah, he did say that. Oh, you're gross. And then he deleted it. Wasn't he mad at tweeters and deleters? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:48 Oh, yeah. He got to remind you, Drake. Yes. Okay, it's national. Is it Chicken Alfredo Day? Yeah. Guys, it's your time. It's your time to show her you know how to cook.
Starting point is 00:01:00 To your time show you know how to heat up that sauce. Exactly. I hate Alfredo sauce. What? Yeah. I hate any. You're kidding me. I love Alfredo sauce.
Starting point is 00:01:09 You are kidding me. I'm not a fan. It has dairy. Okay. Okay. Okay. So it hates you. But Bose, I've learned to not like it.
Starting point is 00:01:19 What you do is you get a bread. I learned to not like it. You get a breadstick with Alfredo sauce? Ooh, fire. Because, oh, you guys, Vick is here. Wow. Welcome to the show. Welcome to your show, Bo.
Starting point is 00:01:30 I know you're all prepped and ready to go and energized. Absolutely. You know it's good? The alfredo sauce when you mix it with the red sauce and turns into vodka sauce. It turns pink. That's what vodka sauce is? Yeah. What?
Starting point is 00:01:42 I didn't know what that's what that was. Fine. Wow. High five. That's yeah. Thank you for teaching us today. That's pretty cool. Greg,
Starting point is 00:01:48 I know you don't do a lot of the cooking at your crib because you live with your parents. Yeah, I don't do any cooking. So have you ever made chicken, or not even chicken Alfredo, or not even chicken offer. Fettuccini Alfredo because I don't even put trust in you enough to put chicken on top of that. difference there's a chicken petuccine alfredo is just the pasta and alfredo sauce chicken alfredo is chicken add chicken to that oh i thought they were the same thing i would have never known i honestly thought it was the same thing i feel like italians are like they ruined our dish seriously and we're probably do them wrong
Starting point is 00:02:15 too we definitely do it wrong yeah my dad gets someone from Costco and that one's really good really good yeah i like that one a lot let me tell you guys the birthdays today it's chris rock's birthday happy hi oh hope her cheeks doing well i was thinking that's um ashton kutcher's birthday birthday Hey. Hope you take a shower. Yeah. First shower. Or a little goat massage.
Starting point is 00:02:35 Birthday soup. A. and big up Isaiah Thomas. I know like he's not a Laker, but like he was for like 10 days, no? Oh, the bad boys. Yeah, basketball player. The new Isaiah Thomas because there's like an 80s Isaiah Thomas. The short dude.
Starting point is 00:02:48 Yeah. Yes. Bad boys. Dieter. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's like a meme now because anytime anybody gets hurt on any team, he's like, you
Starting point is 00:02:57 all need another player. Yeah. He's a shorter guy and like he's still bawling. So that's who we're telling, Corito, don't worry if you're the shortest kid on the team because he's the shortest kid on the team. Derek Fisher. Yeah. Derek Fisher wasn't even that short.
Starting point is 00:03:13 He's not short at all. But like Isaiah Thomas, you could tell, like, he was a short player for an NBA player. He was a 9, 5, 9, 510. Oh, right. Yeah. So we always tell him like, you could be like Isaiah Thomas. Like, you're fine. Don't worry about it.
Starting point is 00:03:25 It's also Steve Nash's birthday. Make it nasty He's short too I don't know I just know I hated him for a long time Why? Because he was on the sun They just look short
Starting point is 00:03:36 And then he robbed us When he came to the Lakers He didn't play at all It was like if he was still on the suns Yeah He was playing for that team And then it's It's jail-based birthday
Starting point is 00:03:46 Jeremy Meeks The fool that went to jail And all the girls went out Oh god for him Then he turned to a fashion Nova model Yeah Vick got a little nervous
Starting point is 00:03:53 Wait I know it when her birthday Is She's a Leo She used to write me on her birthday. I forgot the peel box. It's in the birthday later. They had a jail bay if you didn't know.
Starting point is 00:04:02 You did? Yeah. I'm jealous. Yeah. She would call me sometimes. Yeah. She had a gun. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:06 That's awesome. Cool. Yeah. All right. But happy birthday to all those people. Isn't that crazy? So many people. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:04:14 If you're your birthday today, you share the birthdays with all these, like, basketball players and Jeremy Meeks, the jail bay. And people that choose to shower once in a while. Yes. And Ash and Cuthryor vows. All right. Look, keep it here because on the way. It's going to be a fun day.
Starting point is 00:04:28 It's not raining day schedule anymore. Finally. Thank Jesus. But we're still going to play rainy days. Yeah. At 8 o'clock. Okay, so at 8 o'clock, we are going to play spin the bottle. Hey, yo.
Starting point is 00:04:43 I'm not going to give the rules until we get there, but yes, spin the bottle. Yes, plus we got Simper Pimp next. What's up, my son? Leti. What's up? We got another Simp in our hands or potentially, and he's one of the biggest stars currently. comes from the Mexican regional scene what has crossed over
Starting point is 00:05:01 how you say sim in Spanish find out next Simp or Pimp Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Yeah I started from far away Yeah Fade in brother Fading
Starting point is 00:05:18 We got a new Simp nominee This morning And he's one of the biggest current stars coming from the Mexican Mexican regional scene that has been able to cross over. Bezo Pluma. Bezo Pluma. Mr. Featherweight.
Starting point is 00:05:35 The plumes. He's simping? He's he's hella simping. So he was at the Red Carpena and the Grammys. And they asked him about his love life. Listen. I have talked like girls. He's a little.
Starting point is 00:05:47 That sounds really weird. I can't even make that out. They're like underwater. Yeah. I know it was. a storm out here but what happened let's see we'll try it one more time smartest to me I have thought by girl we used to live what is the ghost again don't say that don't say that what sounds crazy I don't know that's weird because it wasn't
Starting point is 00:06:17 well they asked them what is the the smartest thing you've ever done and he turns back and he says my girlfriend his girlfriend Nicky Nicole Nicky Nicole Who's that? That's the smartest thing he's ever done Another Latin star You know what?
Starting point is 00:06:33 Because he does it I don't blame him Yeah she's cute Yeah She is very beautiful to me And it's gorgeous She pulled up to the red carpet Looking like Megan Fox
Starting point is 00:06:41 She did Yeah With good thumbs And it's why You're so stupid You would take Megan Fox With her bad thumbs If she had all her fingers
Starting point is 00:06:49 All her fingers were thumbs You'd still want a bag Put your hands behind your back Baby girl Because you're so Brad Pitt She'd have to close her eyes the whole time for you. Actually, Megan Fox does have like weird nails. That's what her nails are always done.
Starting point is 00:07:04 She has like the nails that are all the way on top. That's what he was talking about. Oh, okay. I thought I didn't even read that part. He's saying Nikki Nicole is like Megan Fox if she had like good fingers. What is. Wow. So then they continue.
Starting point is 00:07:17 They say, describe your love life. And Pesso Pluma says it's big. I find it emotional. And then he just gets extremely. extremely excited and even like shakes the dude asking him the question like it gets me emotional and then they're like it's a beautiful he's like it's beautiful for me love is beautiful yep he's head over heels for her having a girl like her of course yeah she's gorgeous like his excitement literally went through the roof like you know like it's like for you to grab the person next to you
Starting point is 00:07:49 and shake him it's just like that's like that's cool but I don't think that's that the smartest thing he's ever done. It's kind of. Well, maybe she's really smart. Maybe she has like a Ph.D. And he's done her. So, yeah. Yeah, but like, he's also done some very smart things.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Like what? No, she means literally. No. Like, I mean, yeah. I know. Like, like, Pesopuma's not the greatest looking person too. So to bag a girl like that.
Starting point is 00:08:12 Yeah. It's like, it's a big accomplishment. Well, they kind of fit to have the same vibe too because she was like goth. Yeah. Yeah. Embo. Yeah. Embo.
Starting point is 00:08:20 Yeah. She's a little gothic. Yeah. And so their look is always. always been kind of like up to part like they kind of both her pale skin they look he could be vampires yeah um they could a while people were like they look like siblings it's like uh yeah and that was weird at the grammy she did like a whole little tan thing and then she did her hair like a lighter color brown and stuff like that so then you see like wow they're like they probably
Starting point is 00:08:42 like coordinate like fits and stuff huh yeah like when they go out they're like she has beautiful she's beautiful everything no she's she's beautiful i'm just saying i don't know if that's the smartest thing you've ever done you know it should be and guys pay attention Because your smartest move should be who you end up because it should be somebody that also lives you up It feels her it should be someone that enhances your career Yeah enhances your lifestyle enhances all of that yeah So it's more it's more on you guys if the girl that you're with is not the smartest choice you've ever done If the girl you're with is the stupidest choice you've ever done something's wrong
Starting point is 00:09:15 Yeah, right Why are you attacking me exactly I'm not attacking you I just don't know if it's a smartish though yeah Because his last performance with another star, Anita, was there. He looked nervous. No, that was the smartest thing he ever did. Not give in to that temptation. Yeah, that's another temptation right there.
Starting point is 00:09:34 I would have folded again. Yeah. He stayed away from the temptation. He had a performance with Anita who's on other Spanish artist. Another beautiful lady. Brazilian. She's Brazilian. Yes, and she is beautiful.
Starting point is 00:09:49 Yes. And she has, like, she's known to, like, gyrate and all the dates. and he was just standing as many feet apart as he could, like if it was COVID. It was like six feet away, please. It looks like me at the club when a girl's trying to dance with me. You are not Breso Pesopuma, bro. You're Fred Durs, all right?
Starting point is 00:10:05 You're not Bresana. He kind of looks like Pesopuma. Don't tell him that. See, I can do it too. Where's my Nicky to call that now? He molted two different things. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was like a nervous performance.
Starting point is 00:10:18 But, yeah, this is the smartest thing he's ever done, according to him. He's extremely happy. I'm just wondering, is this excitement simping or is it pimping? This is a you're a guy thing because I think it's cute. I would want that type of simping for all of you. He's simping for her, but like this is that same case where it's so simple that it's pimped. Because look, I am talking to a girl and it was all over her timeline like, oh my God, it's so cute. What he did about what he said about his girlfriend.
Starting point is 00:10:48 And I'm like, oh, you evil genius. Exactly. It got other girls to be like, I want to be. his girl with me. I want him to treat me like Bezo Pluma treats his girl. Yes. So that's why it's pippin. Oh, he's genius.
Starting point is 00:10:59 I agree with that one. It's influenced. It's a reverse psychology. Yes, and it pissed me off and I don't want to talk to her no more. Too high expectations. I'm not going to give you that lady. Go be a Pesopuma then. You're having a bad week because then the other one was talking about Drake's video?
Starting point is 00:11:17 Ah, no's the same one. Oh. Oh. Yeah, big. She belongs to the celebrity. Hey, like, no, say. Sim! Sam!
Starting point is 00:11:27 Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Scrolling with the homies. Hey, Lettie.
Starting point is 00:11:37 We might have a new rap legend on our hands. And he goes by the name of E. Lai Manning. Yes, the football quarterback two-time. Oh, okay. I thought someone was using his name. No. Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:51 That name's taken. Two-time Super Bowl champion went on a rap battle this past weekend during the Pro Bowl. And he rap battled against... They rap battle at the Pro Bowl now? No, no, no. This is against... They don't play football at the Pro Bowl. What do they do?
Starting point is 00:12:06 I don't know. Stuff like that's a lot of different things that go on and during the Proble. It's all different activities now. Flag football, it's different. Yeah. He went against the one and only super hot fire. Super Hot Fire. If you don't know who Super Hot Fire is, I'm going to play this little clip just so you can remember.
Starting point is 00:12:21 He is a legend. I broke up with my ex-girl. Here's a number. Psych, that's the wrong number. Oh! That's super hot fire right there. I'm not a rapper, though. But anyways, Eli Manning decided to test his rap skills
Starting point is 00:12:39 and went against this battle rapper. I'm going to show you a little studio version of a rap that he did a while ago. I want you guys' opinion on this one before I play the battle rap. Home is in the studio. Fresh off the set. New York hip hoppers latest threat Listen to our music
Starting point is 00:12:56 Ladies and Jim So that's Eli Mike That's a little studio rap that he did Fabio Foreign, right? Yeah He has experience He has experience He can't catch a beat
Starting point is 00:13:06 So I don't know It's true It's the style of rapper right He has Super Bowl rings Don't get mad at him He's a quarterback? He's the only quarterback to beat Tom Brady Twice in Super Bowl
Starting point is 00:13:17 All right all right Ready ready for these wraps Let him go first. All right. Super hot fire. You know what's better than your battle game? Two Super Bowl reigns. Hey, I won two Super Bowl.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Oh, God. It's not like you were Jordan. I know somebody won seven. I'm not going to say who, but it's all good. Tom Brady. They're not done there yet. He has one more in him. He has one more.
Starting point is 00:13:53 I just want to just fire you. I'm nice. Tom Brady's the goat. Sight! I beat him twice! Should he live with that. Yeah, that would be all better. And those are the rap bars that he has.
Starting point is 00:14:10 And he won. Super Hot Fire could not respond to him at all. Super Hot Fire stay quiet. Super Hot Fire was like, no, I can't do that. I can't compete against that. Oh. I guess he could. It was a bribery.
Starting point is 00:14:21 Yeah. Come on. It's part of the script. Yeah. Super Hot Fire could have, could have given him some bars. Yeah. So they consider him the winner that has officially beat Super Hot Fire again. Are we really taking this so serious as a rapper, please?
Starting point is 00:14:34 You like many? No. Yeah. I would take him serious, you know? The song that he made, what was that song that he made of Fadiofong? Why would Fajda do that? I don't know. It was like some New York, like, stuff because, like, they're both from New York.
Starting point is 00:14:45 Well, I'm going to play it again. I'll play it again. I would not like to hear it again. No. No. No. It was a great song. He really liked it.
Starting point is 00:14:52 I like it. There's some great athlete rappers. That part. Yeah. This is not one of them. Jack is not one of them. At all. Are you saying Shaq is a good athlete rapper?
Starting point is 00:15:01 Yeah. Shack. Yeah. Damian Lillard. Ooh. Probably the best. Kevin Durant. I'm still stuck on that Shack one.
Starting point is 00:15:09 I don't know about Shaq. Tom Brady would have better bars. Probably. Again, super high fire. Mm. All right. Well,
Starting point is 00:15:16 thank you for that, thank you for showing us. We'll be back. I'm sorry. That's a good... You know what? Word on Rosecrans. Schoolboy, Q, dropped two new songs on YouTube yesterday.
Starting point is 00:15:31 But they'll only be up for 24 hours. What? I have to listen. Exactly. You're running out of time. Like Instagram stories? Yeah. So, look, Mr. Q is back to it.
Starting point is 00:15:42 Yesterday dropped two brand new videos on his YouTube channel for songs from his new album, Blue Lips. All right? One is Back in Love, a hype song like Only Q can do. All right, listen to a preview here. 13 in a car, new flex. I guess y'all, you probably get blessed. Yes, yes. Got an iceberg flat in my neck.
Starting point is 00:16:02 I don't really upset. Got a new thing which was back. I like the hook to that song. It's Back in Love with This Ish. And you could tell that he apparently took some time off. He's had albums within the years, like Crash Talk a couple years ago. But him saying like, you know, I love this again.
Starting point is 00:16:19 I love a rap. I love making the art. All of that. And I really, like, I appreciated that he led with that type of a video and song. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:16:27 And then just hearing, like, his, his passion. And then listen to the songs. I'm like, only Q can do these type of songs. We're not getting this from anywhere. You are like an ASEP mom
Starting point is 00:16:35 because I feel like him and AACAP like had that same little grit, that grit, dark rap, but still hype. And you just know, this is going to go crazy at the shows. That's what I thought of instantly.
Starting point is 00:16:46 And the other song is, a song called Blue Slides, and it's over a jazzy sample that's like a bit more introspective speaking about his life and everything. Listen to this. How he met it up by the fingers like he must a new magic. Lost a homeboy to the drugs. Man, I ain't trying to go backwards. But I realized that it's heard and think was it worth it. Man, I got to shake the wake up and move with a purpose. So, you know, he's talking about his life a lot.
Starting point is 00:17:09 People are saying that the line, I lost a homeboy to drugs. I'm trying to go backwards was about Mac Miller. Yeah. And then just him like, you know, overcoming addiction and stuff. He's spoken about in the past. Yeah. But saying like that was his, that was his wake-up call. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:24 For sure. That song reminds me of habits and contradictions. Yes. Well, it reminds me of like even some Mac beats too. I'm wondering that was the one that was produced by Alchemist, who also worked with Mac a lot. And yesterday, Q posted a photo with Alchemist, the producer. Yeah. That would make sense.
Starting point is 00:17:43 Yeah, it's a good song though. I'm sure. And it's only a snippet. And I think it's like a trailer to the. album because you see like while he's it's videos and while it's going you see little pops like march first blues like all that stuff it's great it my favorite cue is introspective cue yeah you get songs like blessed off of like the the tape cue like those are really beautiful songs that are like his forever songs and if you really if you get a chance to listen to this song blue slides it's on
Starting point is 00:18:11 youtube i'm sure we'll be able to have like a link up to um but you only have 24 hours you're running out of time. And you're writing at a time. But it's very introspective and it just feels good to hear. For sure. The music is good and what I love is a top dog has always been great at visuals. Creating these visuals, yeah, TD that make you feel what's going on and really give like that element to the music. Yeah, he had some lines on here that just really stuck out to me.
Starting point is 00:18:40 He said, I didn't major problems. My problems now. I barely could breathe. And then another lyric he said, he said, I've been hustling all day in and out of these streets, but sometimes you've got to be a deadbeat when the kids got to eat. So he's just talking about working super hard. You know, he has a daughter that's getting older and it's like sometimes he can't see her because he's out working.
Starting point is 00:18:58 You know, so I was just like, damn, this is just like, he's just bringing us up to date with like where his life has been. So, yeah, it's super excited for this. Blue Lips album, March 1st. I'm assuming like even after 24 hours, these two songs are going to be on the album. Like, I have time to listen to him. Yeah, they're on the track list. Yeah, they're on the track list.
Starting point is 00:19:15 But they're going to go away until the album. Gotcha. March 1st. Exactly. Smart strategy. It is. Yes. Look, all right. Speaking of albums,
Starting point is 00:19:23 Lil John is dropping a guided meditation album, okay? What? Lil John, yeah, that one. He announced he's set to release a guided meditation album. And it's going to include 10 tracks. It's going to be very different from his past music where, you know, you get super hype, you get crunk. And it's going to be just all about who he is in 20. He's a different person now and actually got a little preview of what it's going to sound like.
Starting point is 00:19:54 Hey, yo, DJ, stop the music. This is him guiding you into meditation. Yeah. No, I can not meditate today. Oh, no, we just made that up. Yeah. No, look, this is him. All right, this is more directional right here.
Starting point is 00:20:14 He's going to guide you into like your happy place. Let's see. Go, go, go, girl Go, go Go, girl No To the window To the window
Starting point is 00:20:30 Yeah Yeah, that's all I was seeing like Yeah If anyone from that era Is going to do a guided meditation It should be the Yinggang twins Because they can whisper at you
Starting point is 00:20:41 Oh yeah The one more song It's time to close your eyes Yeah Don a man of this Focus on your brain He's going to, Neil John's going to be like, feel your inner drama.
Starting point is 00:20:51 Little John's going to be like, snap your fingers. Take a breath. Turn down. By yourself. This is all that stress. This is what Andre 3000 started. Hey, that was good. That's what Andre 3000 started?
Starting point is 00:21:03 I can't believe it. Yeah, people are speaking, like, it's similar to Andre 3000, how he did, like, the flu. Experimental. Exactly. And it's just funny because, like, you're seeing these musicians evolve. You know, like, maybe he's not in that crunk era anymore. mentally you know so he's just maybe he's doing a lot of meditation and he wants to reflect that he
Starting point is 00:21:21 wants his fans to know the new shots okay shots shots shot what if that he's dropping this because he's gonna be at the super bowl he's gonna get attention and then that with usher yeah oh i hope he comes out with usher yeah i think that lookie that would be a given to me that he comes out him and ludicrous that's all i was thinking to me that's the given that i think if any song is going to be played it's yeah and if anyone's going to come out it's it's little john and And ludicrous. That's what I was thinking. I hope so.
Starting point is 00:21:49 And especially because the album's going to come out around the Super Bowl. Yeah, see, that makes sense. I want to listen to this. I'm excited for it. It's like a breath. Not that big, not that. Not that thing that you did. You're making us not won it.
Starting point is 00:22:06 I know. I can't even imagine how he's going to do it. Right. Make you meditate. Because all in the back of my mind, I'm going to think of this and it's just going to backfire. You're going to wait for the. Yeah. I mean, look, it's like one extreme to the other.
Starting point is 00:22:18 Yeah. Yeah. He had the ability to get us our most hype and now he wants to get us our most calm. He's like, all right, everybody, now turn down for what? Let's relax. Let's find out for what. Yes. What is the meaning of life?
Starting point is 00:22:30 What is what? The shots and the shots and the shots that we take people. Shots of ginger now. Yes. Shots of ginger. All right, guys, that was your word on Rose Cranz. I'm Rose Cranz. I'm Rose Cranz. I'm Rose Cranz, VIII.
Starting point is 00:22:42 What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Okay, you guys, it's getting closer and closer to... It's time for Dodger baseball. Yeah, yeah! Let's go!
Starting point is 00:22:58 I can't wait. Dodger season is approaching you guys, and we have good news. Our guy Clayton Kirshall has re-signed to the Dodgers. I'm so excited about this team. That's awesome. Greg, don't be a hater, my little Chargers. No, Chargers is my little Padres fan. That means no.
Starting point is 00:23:14 No playoffs for you guys again. Shut up! Getting eliminated in the first round again! How many like generational stars did you guys sign this offseason? We have stars on our team already. Yeah, but didn't you have to like send them out because he couldn't pay the bill? Hey, hey, hey, it doesn't matter. You had to go on offer up?
Starting point is 00:23:31 It's going to matter when we win the championship this year. All the money's going to our team. Do you think that was all the acquisitions that the Dodgers got, Greg, my Padres fan, that you guys are going to be the ones that win? Oh, yeah, we're winning. We don't care. Bro. You're on a carna payment plan right now for most of your team.
Starting point is 00:23:50 Confidence. Who aren't in your chances? Actually, yeah. But ours has zero percent interest. He got a super high interest right. Telling you now, I'll let you guys right now hop on the wagon if you guys want to. No, we're totally fine. Greg, this is not about you.
Starting point is 00:24:08 This is about Kershaw resigning. He was a free agent after last season. And it was like up in the air. He's returning her. We got Otani who's going to be the star of this like the next part 10 years. Yes. And Kirsch, I just want you to know like if you're not as beloved as you've been, it's your fault? Because of why?
Starting point is 00:24:26 Yeah. Because he chokes. He gets really tight in the playoffs and he's lost a couple things for us. Like talk about the shirt you wore today. I'm wearing this Otani shirt just so everybody knows, everybody out there. I'm the first person to ever wear an Otani shirt. It's so new. I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:24:43 Look, yes, I am. It's so new. At the Swampi, there's a bunch already. Literally the day after they announced him on the Dodgers, Dick's sporting goods had Otagnie. I see it. Before that, too. Yeah. I didn't see it.
Starting point is 00:24:52 No, it has Otani's face wearing a Dodger jersey. He hasn't even worn a jersey yet. Yeah, you have. He has worn a jersey. Who lied to you? That seller really felled up this shirt. It's funny. You know of it.
Starting point is 00:25:03 You're going to be the first one. I know it's new because it's not even finished. It looks like a sample and it's kind of like. They forgot the tree. They forgot the last step. They forgot the last step. He got the last. He was like, it's a vintage Otani shirt.
Starting point is 00:25:15 I was like, Otani just started on the Dodgers. What do you mean it's vintage? Yeah. Do you think Kershaw is going to be okay with just the, like the mania for Otani? He better be, he better just go into that like old dude role that's just like, hey, I'm happy for you guys. Yeah. You know. Yeah, I feel like you guys have told me he's mean.
Starting point is 00:25:34 Like he's a grouch. You don't like people talking to him. He is a grouch, but he needs to change it up. He needs to start being like just cool, happy for the old, like for the young ends. Start calling people with him. Super snappers. Yeah, he's probably not. I think this is going to help him, like, take the pressure off him because for a long time, it was like, all right.
Starting point is 00:25:53 Here's all the pressure on you. And it's, like, the biggest moment. Yeah. You know, and I feel like this is going to kind of relieve him a little bit. He's to relax. That's what I was thinking, too. Like, now that O'Tonnie's there, he, um, Kershaw is going to have less pressure. Now they have a star, a new star.
Starting point is 00:26:08 He needs to be, I don't know if you guys remember. There was a player on the Lakers in 2020 when they won a championship. His name was Jared Dudley. Never played Probably don't remember him But he was on the end of the bench He was He was cheering his team on
Starting point is 00:26:19 He was oh yeah He was getting LeBron towels and stuff Like it was awesome He was not gonna do that He needs to He needs to I don't think so He's the big name
Starting point is 00:26:28 Time's up old man You can't compare Why are you being Why are you not happy that he's back No I'm happy I'm saying He needs to embrace that like Old Time or role Vic you just compared
Starting point is 00:26:39 Kershaw to Jared Dudley Yeah That is awesome I like this. It's better than when I... But see, this is what I'm telling you, Kirshan, you are coming back to a team that has probably already moved on from you. Yeah, I support this side of it.
Starting point is 00:26:51 It's like getting back to a relationship and they're already shopping for the next one. Okay. Matter of I have the next one. You need that person right there. Oh, man. He's more of a pal-Gasol. He's more of a Powell Gasol. Remember the good time?
Starting point is 00:27:01 No, he's not like Pal-Gosol anymore. Why do you hate him so much? I don't hate him. I love him. It sounds like hate him. I love him. He just needs to like embrace that old guy role. How old is he?
Starting point is 00:27:12 It sounds like you need a new team. He's like 37, 38. I don't know. He's not old. He's not old in real life. He's old in like baseball. This is like when your dad disappears for a weekend because you got drunk. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:22 And then he comes back and you're mad at him. You know? I love you, but I'm mad at him. You missed. You forgot to pick me on the screen. And no time is so much nicer. Mom's new friend is really nice. Yeah, he doesn't choke in the playoffs like you did.
Starting point is 00:27:37 He's an angel. Oh, no way. That was his last team. You know it feels good? That we're on the same page on the team finally. What do you mean? On the Dodgers. He's a Dodger fan.
Starting point is 00:27:45 He's normally, us three. Yeah. Because I don't know about that full over there. Sounds like Vicks coming to the dark side. I don't know. It sounds like he's hating on his team a little bit. I'm not hating. Look, it's the thing.
Starting point is 00:27:54 We're a Dodger fans. Of course we're going to hate on our own team. That is weird. No one did that. You know, they're like, we're from L.A. Of course. No one did. We're Dodger fans.
Starting point is 00:28:02 Of course, I'm going to pay $20,000 for Michela. We're Dodger fans. We get our hopes up in October and still choke. Cool. You're wearing a Dodger hat right now. I got it in red. It's in red. It's in red.
Starting point is 00:28:14 It's in red. It's in red. Just like your L.A. tat on your stomach. You're troubled, bro. It is a Valentine's Day hat. He's finding his identity. We're Padres fans. Yes, we miss our real dad, so we had to choose this team.
Starting point is 00:28:26 We're a Padres fans. Yes, we're going to have to play next year in Tijuana. Yeah. We're pottery fans. Yes, at least the Dodger get to see October. I can't wait to see that championship patch on my jersey this year. Champions. Hey, we're pottery fans.
Starting point is 00:28:38 We got a custom championship championship. patches on our jerseys because our team will never win one. I'm letting you guys hop on the bag on the baguigan now. Shut up, Greg. No one is happy on your bandwagon. It's going to be worth it. I hope. Look, keep it here. It's 5106.
Starting point is 00:28:53 It's 5106. LA's number one for hip-hop. Buenos days. Good morning. Good morning. The sun is shiny. Finally. What song is that, Angie?
Starting point is 00:29:02 I just made it up. Oh, okay. I'll do that. I'm walking on sunshine. Oh. Yep, that's gone. feel good. I feel like that's like a
Starting point is 00:29:11 Nair commercial or something. Right? It's like a shaking commercial or something. It's Vagicil. It's got to feel good. All right. What about you? You think of what's sunshine song?
Starting point is 00:29:28 You know, sunshine where she's gone. Don, don't know. And suns sunshine where she's gone. All right. My little sad voice. It's sunny outside. Stop being sad. That's what I tell myself.
Starting point is 00:29:44 Can't be sad today. Cheer up. Turn's out. Suns out. Okay, we have the homie help line on the way. Who are we helping big? We're helping the homie Johnny. He's in a Valentine's Day pickle.
Starting point is 00:29:53 He's talking to two girls and wants to know who to give chocolate and his pickle two on February 4th. All right? And we're going to help him out. Chocolate de pickles. It's power 106. Brownback mornings. Buenos deyes. Good morning.
Starting point is 00:30:06 You guys. The sun exists. Yes. It's outside Gregory I would like to publicly Apologized to you
Starting point is 00:30:18 What? Apologize? What? We don't apologize. Can I get this on record Really quick? Hold on. All the cameras are on really quick.
Starting point is 00:30:25 Hold on. On TikTok live, I apologize to you. Okay, yeah. Why? Because remember I said The rain is going to happen until the ninth
Starting point is 00:30:33 And he's like, I read it was the seventh. And I was like, no, it was the ninth. Yeah. And the sunshine is. I'm sorry. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:41 I can admit what I'm on. Greg, what channel TV watch? I could change mine. I don't know. I want to be right. It was a... I want an apology for a lady.
Starting point is 00:30:49 I want to be sick. On a Wednesday? Let's go. That made my whole week right there. Exactly. I'm in a better mood. How's everybody doing? I know.
Starting point is 00:31:01 That's crazy. There's a lot of sunshine out today, right? Yeah. You guys say sorry to somebody, all right? It'll help you feel better. It'll make their day. All right, all right, all right. I'm sorry, Kershaw.
Starting point is 00:31:12 I'm sorry. Maybe I went a little too hard. Those things that you said about him, you know, I'm happy you're home, man. You're like two years away from how old he is. I know, I'm just, I'm sorry, man. Yeah, he's not even old. I'm going through a lot right now.
Starting point is 00:31:23 It's not even all you, you know. He's 35. All right, Kirshah, yeah. I know. We're not even going to get into a big moving situation because or the way it had him yesterday. And the way. Irene, stop.
Starting point is 00:31:38 He's a grown-ass man. That's why men keep doing it because he feels so bad for them. Meanwhile, you're going through like 10,000 things, right? Yeah, but nobody asks. He's here like, I don't know, I could make a smile. His little sad puppy eyes. Vic's like, this is my happy dance. Happy dance, happy dance.
Starting point is 00:32:01 We have shout-outs. You wanted to give a shout-up. Yes, man, big shout-out to my cousin, Adri, my cousin Adri from Chicago. He tunes in every single day to the entire show. Every time I go out to Chicago, picks me up from the airport. He's like literally one of my favorite cousins in the entire world. That's so awesome.
Starting point is 00:32:19 Shout out, Adi. Would you still be one of your favorite cousins if he didn't pick you up? Yeah, yeah. Or is that part of why? He's just as much, if not more, of a maniac than me. So, yeah, I love that guy. I think he's taking a trip next week and he just needs to write. So did you just tell on him?
Starting point is 00:32:35 No, no, in his past life, in his past life. Before he got engaged in everything. Yeah. Man, what a cat-o-tale? You know, he'd be two-monthing girls all the time. No, no, no, no. No, he's been with the same girl for, like, since high school. Admirable.
Starting point is 00:32:47 Very admirable. So then how is he being more maniacic? Happy birthday! You just messed up his birthday. Hey, babe, listen to the shout-up. He said, shout-me-up. What is he mean? I like, you're more maniacic.
Starting point is 00:33:07 We got shout-outs. Yeah, we have shout-outs. We have shout-outs. We have shout-out. Okay, Greg. Who else are we shouting? We have a happy belated to Ramio from East L.A. Rameo or Ramiro?
Starting point is 00:33:18 Ramito. Ramiro. There we go. Ramito. Ramiro. Remember that art, Phil. Anhelega wants to wish her husband, Ben, a happy birthday. Ben?
Starting point is 00:33:27 Samuel. I love it. No, say his dad. Samuel. Samuel wants to wish his daughter, Elena, a happy birthday. She turns two today. Elaine. And then Cindy wants to wish her son, Evan, a happy belated birthday.
Starting point is 00:33:38 He turns six. Oh, Evan turns six. And then we have shoutouts. Wait, hold on. Right. Always the birthday. We don't move on until we do the Atis. And I know we did an Ati to Vix'i's his cousin,
Starting point is 00:33:51 but it's because he wanted to deflect from all the crazy stuff he did. Yeah, yeah. And does. Yeah, I'm getting the hang of it. All right. So to Ramiro, to Ben, to Elena, to Evan, and to everybody that is celebrating a birthday today. Feliz Cunclayos. Ati.
Starting point is 00:34:06 Oh, I hope you have a great day. Michelle wants to shout out her daughter, Amaya Lopez. Amaya. Yeah. Who won third place on her speech debate competition. Third place? Yeah. Speech debate.
Starting point is 00:34:18 Second and first place, no one even cares. Like, copper is so expensive right now. They're stealing it off of the six-three breaks. It is. Dang. Third place is where it's all at. I need some copper. Caesar wants to shout out his fiance, Kim, and their son, soon-to-be baby girl.
Starting point is 00:34:31 Wait. Soon-to-be baby girl. I know it's hard to read. I know it's really hard to read. And they're soon-to-be baby girl. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:39 Yeah, he's pregnant. On the way. I was confused there, that one. I am confused. I am confused. What's up, King? Alex wants to shout out his girlfriend, Gina and Santa Ana. He wants to remind her that he loves her and we got this.
Starting point is 00:34:53 Oh. What's going to? Yeah, he did something bad. Gina would happen. We got a number of a week. We're going to play usher right now for you guys. No, no, no, no. So you got this, you guys.
Starting point is 00:35:06 We got this. You got it together. Yeah, what is it? I'm a movement by myself, but I'm a force when we're together. Right, yeah. You remember Neo and Fabulous? Family first.
Starting point is 00:35:20 You know, you ain't never going to be happy until you love yours. Come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they're probably just going through like the rain or something. Yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:35:29 And he's like, we love you guys. We listen to you every morning. Aw. You got this. That's good. Send them your, you know, maybe we should do. Valentine's Day shout-up. Mel?
Starting point is 00:35:39 Me? Mel? Nah. He's not going to get fooled anymore with these fake names, okay? I don't know what they're talking about. Can you guys elaborate? No, Vez.
Starting point is 00:35:50 Jose was trying to give a fake name again. What was it? Remember when? Go ahead. Jose said it was what? Mel what? Mel. We're going to get fired at the same time.
Starting point is 00:36:04 Okay, but that's funny. You need a homie? Or needs a help. We need a line. Hold on, hold on. It was funny. Since 2008. Since 2008, I have been interning.
Starting point is 00:36:24 Like, I was a teen mom and I was struggling. Very successful. Then in 2009, I was driving in Palm Springs. And I did overnight and I would still drive back to take my baby to school. Like, since that time, just, just. Just running and gunning and then going through these hallways, dealing with all the drama. Drama.
Starting point is 00:36:44 Yes, everything. In order to give you guys a happy home when you got here, in order to just lay out the table, and all you guys got to do is sit down and eat, right? All you guys got to do is be here and be thankful. Yeah, we are. Thank you. And I had nothing to do with that.
Starting point is 00:36:59 And then I lose it at the drop of a second. Let me ran so we can watch. Because we wanted to do La Hala shout out. Who was it? First of all, I had nothing to do with this. Let the record reflect. I just want to remind you of all the things I did. It's like when your parents say, I crossed a border.
Starting point is 00:37:13 Yes. But you don't have a better life. And now you're out here tagging. I didn't need for two weeks. Yeah. I appreciate that. But it was funny. We appreciate you.
Starting point is 00:37:23 Lettie. Absolutely. All your hard work. Thank you for the food at the table. Yeah, exactly. It's very good. Should we pray? Should we make this homie help line about her?
Starting point is 00:37:31 You're making the word. You're making the word. You're making no word. But whatever. All right. Check this out. You need a homie or need some help. We need your head. We need a line.
Starting point is 00:37:41 I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. Johnny needs our help. Johnny. He sent us a DM and said, My Brownback family. That's us. I mean, yes, that's us.
Starting point is 00:37:52 Hey, Vic, why you say his name? It says Anonymous right here. Oh. Well, sorry, Johnny. Damn. All right, it just makes the story that much juicy. Dirty Mackey. All right, right.
Starting point is 00:38:05 So let me write in Johnny because. It's anonymous. It says, uh, He said, I'm in need of your help because I've been stressing. So Valentine's Day is around the corner and I'm in a situation. So me and my ex Amber were together for a year and a few months, but we took a break in August. He said, she felt I was too busy for her because I had a full-time job and was on my last year of college to get my BA. Fast forward to January, we started talking again and we were trying to see if we could connect.
Starting point is 00:38:34 Then one day I went to her job to drop up some food and one of my old flings was the receptionist at her medical office. Awesome. He said, I, Medical office? Drama. Yeah, you know how they'd be at the medical office, too.
Starting point is 00:38:50 Very helpful. You're very helpful. A knowledgeable. He said, I played it off, but it was nice to see her. Mind you, we're both technically single. So me and let's call her, Thati, started talking on Instagram, and honestly, it's felt refreshing.
Starting point is 00:39:06 Over the last few weeks, I've kind of been talking to both of them, but also feel like an A-hole because they work together. Now it's decision time to cut one off. It's time to cut one off. Do I go with Amber because it's someone I feel comfortable with? And even though deep down inside, I feel like she didn't have my back in the hardest months of work in school. Or do I go with Thati, who has brought a fresh spirit and is hella cool?
Starting point is 00:39:33 They both have good traits. Trades, help me out, Brown Bag. I love this. I don't like Johnny. I love this. I don't like Johnny. It's not Johnny's fault. It is.
Starting point is 00:39:43 He keeps getting chose. I can make an appointment. I don't let the know. Mitch on you. Okay. Well, at least he's going to choose one and not try to do both, which is kind of respectable. True. Because another guy would be like, hey, I got two girls at the same time.
Starting point is 00:40:00 And they work together. Someone played paranoid by Ted, that's time. Victor. Victor. Oh. They don't know each other. So there's one that's his ex that had to go. Like their priorities weren't at the right place.
Starting point is 00:40:16 Yeah. Bad timing. They came back around together. And look, it's the ex is like if it wasn't for the ex, he wouldn't have met the other one. Right. Saw her again because it's another fling too.
Starting point is 00:40:27 So he's kind of been with both of these girls. He likes different things about each of them. Mm-hmm. And he wants to know which one he should choose. Yeah. I mean, once a receptionist and the other one's what a, studios. Probably, I mean,
Starting point is 00:40:41 reception is usually like entry level, right? Yeah. So this one probably works in the back and makes a little more cheddar. Exactly. Not about the cheddar. It's all about the cheddar.
Starting point is 00:40:50 I don't know. Who knows? It's Valentine's Day coming up. Doesn't you want a good gift? That is true. You're going to choose the richer girl? They're going to have a leg up on the competition.
Starting point is 00:41:00 What if the other one could put her leg behind? Yeah. Yeah. She gets extra points. Which one literally has her leg up. That is a plane field. All right. Kids, please don't take this as the way you should be when you grow up. No, no.
Starting point is 00:41:13 You don't want to be? Maybe, it depends. No. Johnny. Johnny. Is this you? No, no, no. I don't even go to medical officer.
Starting point is 00:41:22 Mary Annette. That's scary. I think an appointment should be made. Respect yourself. Every three, six months. Okay. Wow. That's the problem.
Starting point is 00:41:36 That's the problem. All right. Johnny. Let's help Johnny. A.k. Janonimo, because he wanted to be anonymous. 818. 5-2059.
Starting point is 00:41:48 That's 818-5-2-1059. Fellow peritos, peros. Call us up and tell us how you choose between those two girls. There's a dog whistle. Yeah. This is a dog whistle for sure. All the dogs need to come out for this one, all right? Can you guys bark?
Starting point is 00:42:03 Who-hoo! Your dog. Oh! 8-18. 520-1059, 818, 52059. Let's help about the homie Johnny. It's Parano-6. LA's number one for hip-hop.
Starting point is 00:42:18 All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help? We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. Johnny got two little mommies. One name Amber, one name Tati.
Starting point is 00:42:34 All right, and he wants to know which one. Get his join. Gets to me, Johnny No, they both met They have both met Johnny before Yes Him and his ex they had broken up They were together, broke up
Starting point is 00:42:46 Because school situations They started talking again in January So last month He went to go visit her at work And sees that he knows the receptionist Also a fling from the past He knows her So he's like, wow
Starting point is 00:42:57 And he kicked it off with the receptionist again He was like, oh, okay Now there's two old things that I want back He's been talking to both of them For the past couple weeks and Valentine's Day is coming up. He doesn't want to go full dog and just date both of them. Good job.
Starting point is 00:43:11 It's expensive. Yeah. So he's like, which one should I pick? Should I pick the girl that was my ex that we broke up for school and then got back together, kind of, and I went to go visit? Or this one that I saw at the workplace because they worked together, that was like my old fling and it's just like, it just hit different. Like, she's good vibes. She's amazing. Like, I want to see what it is.
Starting point is 00:43:32 But he doesn't know which way to go. Exactly. What happens? you guys are in the situation uh well yeah Greg I'm looking at you yeah from from past experience yeah last month something yeah something kind of similar happened yeah something kind of similar happened uh it's I don't know don't go on the past don't don't go both in the past yeah don't don't go in the recent past because don't go on the recent past there's a reason that you and amber didn't work out yeah yeah yeah he said it was cool yeah but there's like deeper okay but what happens
Starting point is 00:44:03 to you in that situation yeah you have to make a decision at some point if you don't have you think I'm telling you yeah yeah you what have you done I in theory no I'm kidding no I like I would have to make a decision and stick to it because if not the decision is gonna be made for you you know what saying they're gonna which decision by about each other that's what happens right they're gonna find out about each other eventually because they're gonna be like oh girl yeah yeah I'm taking this guy oh the guy that just came in yeah yeah had a pass your name oh wait what
Starting point is 00:44:36 crazy for that yeah he's gonna have a different homie help line later on either way I wouldn't even like to like date two girls from like the same city that's dangerous you know so like him oh my god work work place yeah yeah yeah big has experience so yeah yeah yeah yeah and the same workplace is crazy yeah you guys are gonna you're gonna pop up in the lunchroom eventually right yeah yeah you know conversation oh I'm talking this guy oh yeah for sure boom oh and they're gonna set you up oh yeah come come come pick me up you pick me up the other one If the other one gets in the car.
Starting point is 00:45:07 That sounds fun. Because they're coming at you, not the way you want. Yeah. Look, they work at a medical office. They have little tools and stuff. A little knives. Little scalpel. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:18 You got to be careful with them. They had that one needle that makes your gum go to sleep. Yeah. You don't know. Oh, I'm thinking dentists. I don't know. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:45:26 Have you ever been between two girls? Yeah. And I fumbled that one really bad. Really, really bad. Talk to me, Greg. So don't do what Greg did. What happened? They went to the same school.
Starting point is 00:45:34 and they were friends. I didn't even know. I thought they would not know each other. And then one of them was like, oh, yeah, I'm talking to this guy. Oh, that's crazy because I'm talking to this guy too. They came together and they were like, so I don't know if you know, but we're actually been friends since like elementary school. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:45:54 You got to do your research, brother. I didn't think at the time. And I was like, you know what? You got me. Digging the mutual friend. Nice no idea. Yeah. I was like, you got me.
Starting point is 00:46:03 Also, ladies, this. This is Greg's past? Yeah, this is a long time ago. And then, like, I was actually hurt over one more than the other. Than the other. Yeah, and I was like that. And that's the one you should have chose. That's the one I should have chose.
Starting point is 00:46:14 Yeah, exactly. Dilly-dally. Yeah, now she has a kid and stuff like that. She's happy. And I'm like, that could have been us. You know what I'm saying? No. No, no.
Starting point is 00:46:22 Yeah. Hypothetically, if I was not like that before. If you were not a POS. But not your kid, right? No. This is not. No, I don't have a kid. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:28 Are you sure? Yes. Okay. Are we still sure? We're still denying the baby. We got in the chest. We got phone calls to help out Johnny. By the way, if you don't know the context of that,
Starting point is 00:46:37 you guys keep bringing up inside jokes. And we have to explain to every freaking time you bring up these inside jokes. Greg dated somebody that ended up having a baby, and the baby looks like Greg. It does not look like me. Yeah, it was like three months after he said that they were dating, she got pregnant. So it's like, hey, there's a little overlap there, buddy.
Starting point is 00:46:54 And the kid looks like Greg. Like Greg's baby pictures. Yeah. Like Greg's baby pictures. Yeah. I do not have a kid But it's a coincidence I don't have a kid
Starting point is 00:47:02 Too much of a coincidence That's what every dead we does is No one of them say I have a kid That child is not mine Yep I heard that all the time at Mory He said Billy Gene My love
Starting point is 00:47:14 Let's go to the phone lines Irene And see who is on the line To help Johnny Let's do we have Kim from Uplett On line 2 Kim from Upland Good morning Kim
Starting point is 00:47:25 Good morning guys How are you doing? What's up, y'all? What's it? Okay, so I have the unpopular opinion because you guys are going to hate me, especially the girls listening on here. But I think he should go ahead and just do both of them because she lost herself a provider man who was going to school, work full time. He definitely took that out. So, I mean, karma kind of hurt, and it's a full circle around this life.
Starting point is 00:48:01 So I definitely think that what she's got something coming to her because she really fumbled him and that's her fault. And I think now that he's a single man, he's able to do whatever he wants. So if he wants to take out the receptionist too, Itati, I say go do it because at the same time, Homegirls just, she jumped a bag on him. Like, who's going to miss on a provider, man? With this inflation, not happening. I like it.
Starting point is 00:48:26 I support this. Men are kings. So do both of them because she did it to herself. Was she prioritizing school or what was going on for when they separated? He was. He was. So he was prioritizing school. Yep.
Starting point is 00:48:41 She felt he was too busy. She felt he was too busy. If you're too busy, you still got to make time for the ones we love. We all know that. If you really wanted to, you could because Bias ain't impossible. Some people be working three jobs and still have two side baby mamas and they go on and they So I No excuses.
Starting point is 00:48:59 She fumbled it. I mean, I think he should go for both. Just get two little separate teddy bears, two separate bouquets. And then when they're at work, and when they're at work and they're talking about their valentines with each other, and it turns out to be the same teddy bear, the same flowers. Send them both flowers?
Starting point is 00:49:15 Yeah. Same handwriting? Same handwriting. From Johnny. Why not? He's a single man. I mean, why not? I would do it.
Starting point is 00:49:22 I love it. I love this. So when they both, when they both come up, up to him. He's going to be like, hey, you missed out on a provider. Yeah. And you, hey, what did the other girl do to deserve this? What phone line is she on?
Starting point is 00:49:37 Yeah, what did Tatti? What did she do? Yeah, what did Tatti do to deserve to be two-timed? Little lady? What's baby girl's name? Kim. Kim. I mean, I think she didn't deserve nothing, but at the same time, if she really wants
Starting point is 00:49:53 to do, she got to put it down on him and say, yo, so are we dating? Are we exclusive? But she doesn't know that he's also dating her coworker. Yeah. She don't need to know that. That's none of her business. I love it. I love this.
Starting point is 00:50:06 Yes. I support this 100%. All right, Kim. All right, Kim is saying, do both do the same time time. Whatever repercussions happen happen, is their fault anyway for being women. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, Kim. Kim, Kim, what medical office do you work at?
Starting point is 00:50:23 Kim, Kim, you down to be the other woman or what? No, I'm not down. No, no, no, you did it to yourself. No, she said she's going to... Don't mess out on a provider. Greg right here is looking for love. Oh, yeah, I'm a provider. Yeah, what I thought of is get the receptionist, the bigger flowers,
Starting point is 00:50:41 and the X are smaller because she's an X. They're both X's. Not the receptionist. Yes, he's had a fling with her before. He's messed around with her before. But that doesn't make her an X, you know? He's had a pass with both of them. Yeah, technically, right?
Starting point is 00:50:55 from the past. They're both reoccurring characters. All right. You don't know. Who else are going to, Baby Girl? Let me have Jennifer from Manabello on line three. All right. KPWR, Los Angeles Power 106.
Starting point is 00:51:06 LA's number one for hip-hop. We're inside the homie helpline and we got our girl Jennifer on the line. Jennifer, good morning. Good morning. What's good in the brown bag hood today? Yeah. You're good. Talk to us.
Starting point is 00:51:18 What would you tell this guy, Johnny? Okay. I wouldn't even really tell anything. All I'm going to tell him is that he needs to look to look to that she was a scrub and a scag for like dropping off thinking he wasn't gonna make it and now it's all of a sudden he's turning it up and now she wants to be with him please stop that mess what is wrong I love these collars I love that so we don't like amber so we don't like Amber the one that was his ex- I don't like Amber those are slow girls
Starting point is 00:51:51 those are slow girls and I'm using a really nice word by saying girl Let me just read this again because I don't know that she deserves the ish that she's getting. So he says, so me and my ex were together for a year, but we took a break in August. She felt I was too busy for her because I had a full-time job and was on my last year of college. Fast forward to January, we started talking again, we, as in together, as me and her, to try to see if we could connect. Okay, then one day I went to her job to drop off some food. and one of my old flings was the receptionist at her medical office. So what I'm understanding is that they broke up,
Starting point is 00:52:30 and we only know his side, we don't know her side of it, but they broke up, they got back together or tried to see if it worked in January, and then he ran into the other girl. He said he's still, he's been talking to both of them, right? Because he says, I kind of been talking to both of them, but also feel like a-hole because they work together. Now it's decision time to cut one off.
Starting point is 00:52:51 Do I go with Amber because it's someone I feel comfortable with? Even though deep down inside I feel she didn't have my back. Yep. And go to wait. Or go with Tati, who has brought a fresh spirit and is hella cool. So what was Amber on? I mean, Jennifer? Three.
Starting point is 00:53:10 All right, Jennifer. So you heard that. And we're still like choose the other girl. I'm not even saying about choosing any girls. He said it himself. Right. He said it himself. Like, he thought that he didn't have enough time for her.
Starting point is 00:53:24 So what makes her think that now that he's got his degree that he's going to have any more time for her? Right. To push him. Right. He needs to keep it pushing, and he needs to go and tip his toes in the other waters because he needs to move away from all that. So his question is. I've been with mine for 22 years coming up on 22, 22, 22. Oh, cute.
Starting point is 00:53:47 Wow. I've been with mine. And mine's 10 years. younger than me. Okay. And let me tell you something. Not never, not once can we say, oh, we
Starting point is 00:53:58 split and then we decided to get back together, but I met somebody else while we were split up. Well, you know what? They split up. If you split up, be done with that. Like, these people are, it's too much. He's stressing themselves out. I'd be going and
Starting point is 00:54:11 giving myself an own Valentine's. I'll be in Vegas, turning it up on Valentine's Day. I like this energy. I like it. Jennifer, Valentine's Day. Seven days away. Valentine's Day, seven days away for Johnny. And I know you're thinking lifelong. I think he's just thinking the February 14th. Yeah, that's a little kid.
Starting point is 00:54:30 Like his next fling, that's what he's thinking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So keep it as flings. Keep it up flings. Keep it flying. Okay. Go ahead. That's how I feel because they're too low on the,
Starting point is 00:54:41 he don't have no self-esteem, none of these people. No. No. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. He's probably going to need some medical attention after you're talking about him. He probably will, but it won't be from them.
Starting point is 00:54:58 Okay. So your advice to him is which cut which one off? Cut both of them off. Oh, okay. I like it. I'd be done with that shit too. Hey, little lady. All right.
Starting point is 00:55:10 Who else are you going to go to, Irene? Oh, Lord. Where are you getting these colors from here? Yeah. Like that. It's like they paid them to be in our side, but we didn't. We have Jessica from LA at light of four. I'm sorry, five.
Starting point is 00:55:25 All right. It's me. Jessica. Hi, good morning, you guys. How are you, mamacita? I'm good. Just got to work. I was waiting here.
Starting point is 00:55:34 What do you do for work? Do you work at a medical office? Is there a chees-me? Oh, dear gosh, no. I'll be a very messy person if I did. What do you work? Where do you work? um i work in Disneyland oh so she's nice yeah yeah she was deciding should i tell them should
Starting point is 00:55:56 i not they're gonna ask me for free tickets they're gonna ask me yeah yeah all right jess what would you what would you tell johnny i would say that he i know you guys are not going to agree with me but i would say to go back to the ex i am a true believer of sometimes a break is needed or um and when you do come back together you come back stronger than ever only because i've seen those like that actually happened with friends and family members whatever whatnot um and two at least she proved that she was not with him for the money or for what he can provide and all this stuff because she knew he was working she knew he was getting a degree so in her mind she could have been like i don't see you just pay me money just buy me gives why you're gone perfect situation exactly like a woman that
Starting point is 00:56:46 that sees a man, oh, he's going to school. He's working full time. Oh, he's going to have money. He's going to be a provider or, like, other callers. Like, oh, provider. That's just Mujeres Enterresada. Oh, enterezada. Dude, our colors are going to fight.
Starting point is 00:56:57 Yeah. Fight with kids. Put them off together. She at least proved that she wasn't with him for that. She was a winner for money. She was a woman. And how dare she want his time? That's the, that was.
Starting point is 00:57:10 How dare she? Yeah. You know what? Maybe we don't know the full story. Maybe he wasn't. giving her that time. So whenever he had a little bit of free time, maybe he wasn't giving it to her. My brother used to go to school and work. He used to go to work three in the morning, get off at 10 a.m. And then after that, go to school, after school, go and be able to his wife. And they've been together for 16 years now.
Starting point is 00:57:31 Wow. So maybe he wasn't actually giving her that little bit of free time that he had to her. So maybe that's what she was complaining about. And then, I know the receptionist reception is a very nice thing. The reception is messy. They're messy. They get messy with, they get messy here, messy. They're not just taking your calls. They're taking everybody's call.
Starting point is 00:57:57 They're not just greeting you like they greeted you. They're greeting everybody. Shout to all the recession is out there because I was one at one point. They call everybody back. Yeah. We do. I was a reception. If she wants her flowers or a teddy bear Valentine's Day,
Starting point is 00:58:10 you're not going to be the only one. Oh. Yeah. I say he goes back, gives it a try. And I have had it from PassEx Springs tour. I kind of wanted to see things with an ex. And, no, he went with the new one. And next thing he came back talking about he regretted it and la la la.
Starting point is 00:58:28 So you know what? I say, yeah, I say he gives it a try again. What the egg? And then tell her to move offices. Yeah. Exactly. That temptation is going to always be there. It's like, damn, why your boyfriend always visiting?
Starting point is 00:58:42 And it's like, oh, you know. Yeah. The receptionist is probably looking at him like, ooh, he has money. He has this. He has an eccaulia. You know what I mean? Like, interiata, like mentality. Maybe because I'm not an enquerazada.
Starting point is 00:58:56 Maybe that's what I think that way. Oh, you're not? I, no, I marry for love, not for money. Okay. Did you marry that ex that came back to you saying that he did a mistake? Oh, okay. No, I found a new man. I am very in love.
Starting point is 00:59:11 I was with him when. He didn't have anything like in a car. And now he has his car. He has his full-time job. He's being the provider. He's staying the brand. He's doing everything. Look at you, Jess.
Starting point is 00:59:24 Wow. Picture, perfect. I bet you never fight. Yeah, you got a sister. Oh, yeah, we do. I like you, Jess. I like this. I like Jessica.
Starting point is 00:59:34 I want to go see her at Disneyland. I hope she gives me tickets. I want to combine all three colors. Just put them on there at the same time. Okay. So. So. So I don't think the receptionist slander was warranted.
Starting point is 00:59:46 Yeah. But I do get it. When I worked at this tax place, they told me, like, you are the, like, however you treat the person is how they're going to leave thinking of this whole thing. It's true. You're the first person they see. You are the brand. Right. And so the receptionist is out here.
Starting point is 01:00:03 She's being the brand to everybody. Just like she was your ex-ling. She might be the next patient's ex-ling and the next patient's. Like, you're going to have trouble. There, right? And don't even get me started about the doctor. Would the doctor be telling her? What?
Starting point is 01:00:18 The receptionist. Yeah, exactly. At a medical office, the doctor would be like, hey. Huggy, do you over there. Watch out. It'll be like Gray's Anatomy over there. Let's check her heartbeat. The doctor's always the one taking him to a fancy dinner and stuff like that.
Starting point is 01:00:30 Yeah, because he's rich. He's at home playing doctor with her. Exactly. Okay. Okay, now it's operation. All right, yeah. All right. It's somewhere else.
Starting point is 01:00:37 But I just think in general, it is very messy. whichever one you choose if you choose both you have to be super on your toes because one of them's going to talk to them about their man and then it's going to be like whatever if you choose one the other one's going to find out you're with them because they're going to talk about you and then you're going to be like hey well guess what boom boom boom and even if you only choose one you have already talked to both of them at the same time so even if you make one your valentine it's like you were talking to the other one you chose me but you were talking to the other one so that means you were thinking about her and looking at her and they probably already have office driving
Starting point is 01:01:10 drama because hello women so here's gonna add to it yeah it just figured it out what he has to do he has to tell both of them the truth and be like yo i hooked up with her and whoever acts the worst you get rid of her and whoever takes it like like oh more mature you're all right okay what about if both of them are out then he's lonely for valentine's well at least he didn't spend money on a gift saved himself 150 bucks yep exactly oh i just thought about if if johnny chooses amber and sends her flowers receptionist is going to be the one to receive them and going to think that they're for her. That's going to be crazy. I like Maximo's idea.
Starting point is 01:01:48 You know what? He needs to get one of them fired. That's the only solution to this. Yeah, one of them has to get fired. I wonder who. Or Maximo's idea and tell them both. And they'd be like, yo, this sounds like your guys' problem now. You guys can come to a, yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:01 I'm taking the mature out. I'm taking the step mature. Yeah, exactly. You guys could choose who wants to be my Valentine this year. And yeah, there you go. So you'll trip them. No, no, it's not mature. It's mature.
Starting point is 01:02:12 It's being mature. I don't know. No, because I've been talking to you and you at the same time, so y'all got to work it out. And depending on how y'all react to this news, I'm going to choose my winner, my princess. Exactly. No, you are trash, Johnny. You are trash and you want them to fight over trash. No, that's the mature route.
Starting point is 01:02:30 Yeah, it's mature. It's not mature. Hey, Amber, I'm going to just be honest with you. I went to the office and I saw Dati and me and her had a thing in the past. He should definitely do that. Just so you know. Boom, and whoever gets the, someone's going to get mad, and someone's going to be the one where you're like,
Starting point is 01:02:43 okay, she's not as mad. I'm going to go to her. And what if they, again, they both don't want him anymore. Rock paper, scissors. And boom, something, yeah. Fight for my love. Oh, my. The way you guys just flip it and you think it works like that.
Starting point is 01:02:55 It does. It's called the journey. I like guys. I like guys tactics. Put it in the girl's hand. Yeah. Make the girl, like, make the girls do something. It's because we have to choose.
Starting point is 01:03:05 We have to choose where to eat. I agree. Tell the truth. Let's see if you get to that part. Let's see if he gets to the tell the truth part. Because the truth seems like a mountain bigger than Mount Everest from some guys. Natia, I'm going to tell the truth. Or lie and cheat and steal and do this, that and the third.
Starting point is 01:03:22 I think I'll do that one. Amber, Thakie, Mud Russell for me. Go. There we go. I like that. You guys are going to cheat. My faith. It's just falling.
Starting point is 01:03:33 Delete your Instagram for me right now. Who's going to do it? Prove it. What? You don't know what they're saying? No. What do you think they say? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:03:43 I just went, Oh, bra, bye. Welcome by. No. Okay. It is time for the cheeseman. Hey! Sambra Salah with Anji.
Starting point is 01:03:59 Okay, just heads up. Forgive me for what I'm about to say. But forget what Tupac taught us. Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. You know that famous line that he's always saying, like, forgive, but don't forget? Mm. Two parts? He also said,
Starting point is 01:04:15 He also said, Yeah, but. He also said, Hen to see him to me. No, but I'm talking about that's specific life. That's why, mm, your wife. Yeah. He also said, I get around.
Starting point is 01:04:27 Yeah. And what side did? Where do you say? Keep your head up. Okay. Forgive, but don't forget. I'm talking about that. Okay.
Starting point is 01:04:34 That's specific. Yeah. Okay. Because it was Tupacacac that said that. Yeah. Yeah. Nobody said it before. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:38 No. Only Tuponp. That's the only person we listen to. Got you, Angie. But apparently, according to Amber Rose, she's saying the opposite because her philosophy. So don't listen to Tupac. Listen to Amber Rose. Whoa.
Starting point is 01:04:52 Yeah. Yeah. All right, Angie. That sounds great. I'm telling you, this is what she's saying that don't forgive because forgiving is just like, it's not a thing to do. So for me, I don't believe in forgiveness. You don't want to forgive.
Starting point is 01:05:05 That's my philosophy. I'm very happy with still hating people because it makes me happy. All right. Amber Rose. Okay. I trust her. She has a whole lot of knowledge. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:16 A lot. Yeah. She does? Yeah. Like what? She does. Tupac has a lot of knowledge. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:22 She's very knowledgeable. Yeah. Okay. I'm so confused. I don't know. Angie wants us to not listen to me. Yeah. No, but listen to listen.
Starting point is 01:05:29 Because I've always been a believer of like, you know what? If you forgive people like, at least you heal yourself. Mm-hmm. And so she talked about that. She's like, for those who think it like that, like, nah, nah, nah, no. I feel like a lot of people are like, like forgiveness is going to heal you you're going to be better you know i think if it's eating away at you where it's like um affecting your life then maybe you should try a different avenue but i'm very
Starting point is 01:05:52 comfortable with with hating people for my path yeah no i don't know i still i guess and you just started saying to listen to her and not too plug and i'm just saying that's what she was saying but i still i still believe forgive and forget yeah let me not forget sorry forget but don't forget and to not hate She just said that she doesn't mind any people. Yeah, she doesn't mind any of you. Yeah, because that makes her happy. And so I was thinking, I'm like, who has she feud in the past? Well, and it's been, yeah, it's been Kanye.
Starting point is 01:06:23 It's been the Kardashians. Oh, yeah. So I guess that- I don't know they beefed. They, well, you know, Black China beef with them and she's Black China's home girl. Well, remember the whole scandal that happened, like after Amber broke up with Kanye? Kanye said a tweet about like after I broke up with her, like I had a shower 30 times. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:41 Yeah. That's still Kanye. Kanye, yes, but then Amber was accusing that the reason they broke up, Kanye and her was because Kim got in Bikina were dating, or were messing around. Yeah, that was a feud. Oh, okay. That's what I'm saying. Like, so she hasn't forgiven them. Okay. After all these years. Wow. You think she hates them? I think so. According to her philosophy, yes. Yeah. She don't mind it. She don't mind that it makes her happy. Yeah. Hate is a big word. That's all I'm going to say. Would you forgive someone? Or are you going to hate them? I'm gonna play Tupac hit him up
Starting point is 01:07:13 That's what I'm gonna do But that was just my thing I'm like what do you mean And forget you That's a good one too Forgive but don't forget No No you're the opposite
Starting point is 01:07:25 Just forget it Yeah forget it all Forget it I forget some traumatic experiences I'll be like that happened to You have to You have to That happened to me
Starting point is 01:07:34 Yeah Damn that's crazy As much as you can say like Hating that makes me happy That doesn't truly Like and granted I'm not Amber So I couldn't say what makes her happy.
Starting point is 01:07:43 But that's still something you think about. It has your attention. It's in your spirit. And it's, it's carmic. You throw out hate, you're going to get hate back. You throw it like it's all of that part. Well, maybe it's like she uses it maybe for like her motivation or something. Maybe she like.
Starting point is 01:07:57 Prove her haters wrong. Maybe it's not like every day she gets up and it's like, I hate you. I hate you. Like or does anything hateful towards them. Maybe it's like she kind of keeps this little like chip on her shoulder. And maybe that's kind of what she's referring to. Like, oh yeah. If I see somebody.
Starting point is 01:08:11 that I hate maybe a Kardashian or whoever it might be Kanye. It's like I'm going to work hard or I'm going to be happy in spite of them or whatever they did. Maybe like that. Yeah. But not forgiving. No, not forgiving. I get that. Some people do things to you that you can't forgive them for. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:27 Okay. Then it's just me. Like to me, it's just like I really feel like I would just forgive them and then it's on you. It's not going to be on me anymore. Like give it to God and yeah. They're karma. Okay, Angie. It's a sign of text.
Starting point is 01:08:38 You forgive me? Yeah. I just hit him. HR. That's different. He said, I'll take that as a sign, Angie to text her back.
Starting point is 01:08:47 I'll text her, okay? I'll forgive her. It'll be the other way around. No, no, no, no, he's a guy.
Starting point is 01:08:55 They never do to be wrong. Yeah, exactly. Oh, just like Johnny. Yeah, the girls do the things. I'm going to take this as a sign to trip Angie in the hallway. Yeah. No.
Starting point is 01:09:02 Give me now. Forgive and forget. Whatever. All right. It's just hating his tool. It's too. too much on you. And I get her.
Starting point is 01:09:13 She probably don't even think about the people she don't mess with. It's just like, hey, she's probably like, I don't like you. I don't have to try to like you. I don't have to forgive you. You didn't have to say sorry. But like if I see you, I don't like you. It's on. But I'm not going on thinking about you.
Starting point is 01:09:27 Like, it's not like she's like full on planning stuff against people. Yeah, she probably just has people like, oh, this is my hate category. Yeah, I don't like them. I don't want to like them. I don't need another conversation. I don't need closure. No, no, no, no, no. Well, that's easy to avoid.
Starting point is 01:09:39 but what about when you have them in front of you? Yeah. Then how do you? Then I hate you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:47 Yeah. All right. I get where she's coming from. I'm not necessarily that person. Me either. I don't really hold grudges. Like I'm just like, I move on. So then you forgive.
Starting point is 01:09:57 No, he just doesn't even think about them. I don't even like think about it. I just like. Because he probably doesn't even need an apology either. Like, yeah. I mean, I just don't put my energy into it. So I just move on.
Starting point is 01:10:07 Like, yeah. I don't even care. And we're guiding. It's like that. It's like that Gautier song. Now you're just somebody that I used to know. We're guys. We don't know that there's a beef going on too.
Starting point is 01:10:17 Like, oh, you've been mad this whole time? Like, I didn't even know that what's happening. Yeah. You've hated me? Yeah, you're the guy that she's talking about. Like, you're the one that did her dirty and she's like, ugh, hate that guy. I hate that. And I'm over here like, hmm, why is the sun over here?
Starting point is 01:10:30 Yeah, yeah. Like, you don't get thought to it. Yeah, it's like 80 degrees up. And honestly, like, to quote the Myspace Days, my haters make me famous. You guys remember that? Oh, yeah. Yeah. So.
Starting point is 01:10:41 Didn't Tupac say that? No. You're the one who started. You led with Tupac, Angie. It's because Tupac has that line for you. Yeah, but don't forget. Every other rapper. Yes, but when I think of that line, I really think of Tupac.
Starting point is 01:10:56 But don't forget, girl, keep your head up. Yes. Okay, let me. I'm going to wrap this up before you started. Yeah. Rap it. I love keep your head. No.
Starting point is 01:11:07 But you know what? I'm going to forgive you. I love keep your head up I love Tupac Apparently not because you are No but but that song It's a great song That line like forgive but don't forget
Starting point is 01:11:19 It's probably the least memorable part of the song I don't know to me That was so much more deeper part of that song We were on Jeopardy And they were as what rappers said Forgive but don't forget Antigy Tupac
Starting point is 01:11:32 I was sitting here thinking like That's not one of his quotables Yes it is Google and like Google There's so many quotables of Tupac. In that song. We did. The only God can judge me.
Starting point is 01:11:45 In that song. I ain't a hated, but don't push me. Revenge is like the sweet joy. Nice again. Miao. Mama said you're going to find Tupac. Yeah. Google it.
Starting point is 01:11:53 Google it. Google it. Oh, my God. Forgive it. Don't forget. Next to God. There's going to picture him. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:00 Next to God. He shouldn't have forgave anybody in the first place. And you'll sign up. And that's why I say that. Yeah. Okay. Who doesn't forgive? here. Who doesn't forgive?
Starting point is 01:12:10 Apparently all of you. No, Angie, you're mad at us for no reason. Yes. I'm not. I'm saying I understand her, but I'm not like her. I literally told you like I just forget the whole thing. Clearly she has rage. Angie, you're not forgiving right now.
Starting point is 01:12:25 She's not going to forgive any of us after this. I will. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt. Yeah, because Tupac said, did two bucks say that? Give you the benefit of doubts. Give you the benefit of the doubt. All right, you got to judge me.
Starting point is 01:12:41 Grab it up. Grab it up, America. All right, that's it for Sondra Salab brought to you by your local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Andy from Brownback Mornings. I love you so much. Only God can judge me, let's see. Oh, that's a quote.
Starting point is 01:12:53 That's going to be under bio now. For sure, that one. For sure that way. Keep it here because I got some voicemails for Greg C that we're going to play. What? Yeah, you can. Can cite Greg down. Hey.
Starting point is 01:13:12 Great, how you've been in today? brother I'm feeling great I was trying to look for my goofy that's what you're trying to look for my sunglasses get in the in the mood you know oh it's sunshine outside by the way we're playing spin the bottle in like 10 minutes you're right yeah we're playing spin the bottle for not's berry farm tickets okay and you call up and play spin the bottle with us I'm not gonna tell you the the the rules of the game till we play so right now we're just playing spin the bottle when was the first time everybody played spin the bottle all right big that's coming up next Vic right now we're doing
Starting point is 01:13:43 this for Greg okay oh yeah Greg but that's a good question I'm not a good question I want to marry that man I want to have that man's children hi Greg I want to go on a date so you can ruin his life would definitely ruin his life for the first time in my life I see I need love I need love Greg wants you to ruin his life ladies yeah I do yes he's here for that can you stop yeah thank you you see it right now I got my chains on, you know. I'm looking for love now. Okay.
Starting point is 01:14:18 He's got money with the chain? Don't ask how much to work. Don't ask how much the chains wear? Yeah. Okay, so we're looking for love for a guy Greg. Greg C. He's a catch. I am a catch.
Starting point is 01:14:29 He works out of 106. That's right. He knows brown bag. Yeah. I'm everything. I'm the package. The full package, you know. Okay.
Starting point is 01:14:35 He can be your everything girl. With the package. Or he could be your boy toy. He could be something you just throw around and have fun with. He could be your HBO. A little boy. on Valentine's Day. That sounds like I'm getting used.
Starting point is 01:14:48 I don't like that. I'm looking for love. I don't like it. All of a sudden. Okay. You don't like that. So he's looking for somebody to ruin his life. And so are we.
Starting point is 01:15:00 So we've been doing this thing the past couple days where we ask Instagram, please, please, please, please, can someone just give Greg a chance? Don't put it like that. Please, please. Please, if your new resolution was to help. Help less fortunate, please. We have somebody. We have a volunteer.
Starting point is 01:15:18 Yeah. So that's what we've been doing. Just kidding. We've been posting your photo. Yeah. A lot of people like it too. Okay. And so we've asked the ladies out there,
Starting point is 01:15:27 hey, if you think this guy's cute, if you want to come on Power 106 and talk, and if you want to be here and ruin his life, we are providing you the opportunity just in time for Valentine's Day, right? And we do have a few submissions. Oh, we do. We have some submissions. Irene, you got these from our DMs, right?
Starting point is 01:15:43 Yep. What happened? What's going on? Talk to us. So basically they were interested in Greg and I was like, all right, how interested are you? And they were like, oh my God, no, no, no, and I was like, send it in a voice note. Why do you think you should pass the test? Because not only do they have to pass the Greg test, they have to pass my test first. Oh, this is that I read test.
Starting point is 01:16:05 Yeah, I got people you got to go through to get to me. Exactly. It's like how it's like how Craigslist when you want to look at like a car, like, hey, I'm inquiring about the car. He's like, all right, yeah, yeah. What's your, what's your credit score, all of this? Like, you're trying to see, like, if you were. How many miles is. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:22 Okay. So, I have this that says Joey Girl 1. Okay. I've never heard any of these, by the way. These are all anonymous to me. Wow. Yeah. That's good.
Starting point is 01:16:33 Good. Now you act it a little bit suspicious. I would hope so. No, yeah, I don't know. Like, you asked. He hasn't heard anything. No, I haven't heard anything. All right.
Starting point is 01:16:40 Well, you can let me say that. Oh, I'm sorry. Okay. Greg hasn't heard any of you. There we. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. This is our first time all listening, okay?
Starting point is 01:16:48 Yes. So here's submission number one to ruin Greg's life. Joey Girl. Hi, I'm Joey. I'm from Mid City. I'm 26 years old. I have a dog. I work as a nanny.
Starting point is 01:17:03 Why I'd be a good fit to be picked is that I'm fun. I like to be outside and hang with my dog. I like it. Sounds like Becky G. I know. All she doesn't have a dog. Is this AI? She's a nanny.
Starting point is 01:17:19 She's a nanny. And you can take this dog. And she's young. Big. This is not for the love of Vick. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I know,
Starting point is 01:17:25 but I want his life to be ruined properly. Okay. By a 23, was she 23? 26. 26. By a 26 year old and a nanny job. I mean,
Starting point is 01:17:33 at least you know she likes dogs. So mid-city. So mid-city. Yeah, she can walk me. So that was. She could walk me. That is weird. That was Joey.
Starting point is 01:17:42 And keep in mind, throughout this whole situation. me and Maximo pick a girl, Vic and Angie pick a girl. So you guys are also listening for the candidate that you pick that is going to come up here and meet Greg. Yeah. Okay. So next up we have Reina. Hey, Brown Bag.
Starting point is 01:17:57 My name is Raina. I'm from Los Angeles, California. I think I would be a great fit for DJ Craig because I'm stable physically and mentally. I'm a ball of fun. I feel like I have that big dog energy that he always. always talks about. I like it. I like that one.
Starting point is 01:18:17 Big dog energy. I like her because you don't even know your name. She's perfect. Craig. Hold on. She's perfect. Hey, brown bag. My name is Raina.
Starting point is 01:18:26 I'm from Los Angeles, California. I think I would be a great fit for DJ Craig because I like her. I like her because I know that she's just interested her to just be up here. Yeah. She don't even know you, but she'll be down. And she's a ball of fun. So she's going to hurt your heart. So she's already breaking your heart.
Starting point is 01:18:45 Yeah. She's trying to get your name right. Mentally stable? I don't know about that one. So it's a big. Well, hey, same. Same. About you.
Starting point is 01:18:52 She said physically stable too. Physically. Yeah. That's an important one as well. I like that one too. All right. All right. Now there's Cecily.
Starting point is 01:19:00 Hi, my name's Cecily. I'm 26 years old. I have no kids. I think I'd be a good fit because I am a very nice person and I'm very polite. And I'm a very loving person. And I like to have fun and have a good time. respectfully Cecily you're too good for Greg. Boring.
Starting point is 01:19:17 Yeah. It is so, it is good. Yeah. And she took us outside with her. Yeah. Cessaly, respectfully, you're out. You're out. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:25 Too nice. You're too good. You're a nice person. Boom. And polite. Yeah. Yeah. She said she likes to have a good time though.
Starting point is 01:19:32 Yeah. You're going to walk all over her. Yeah. Say I know how to do back flips or something. All right. Now we have Janet. I always like this name. Janet.
Starting point is 01:19:41 Hey, Brownbag. My name is Janet. Janet. I'm a very family-orientative type of person. I love going to concerts, 28 with no kids. I'm very passionate about the hustle to strive and be better. I mean, that's the main thing. So I'm ready to give Greg the remix he needs in his life. Wow, that's the DJ brother. I like her. I like her. I think I'm sold. She's got game. Yeah. One is not up to you. Oh, yeah. I'm sold though. Yeah, she's got gay
Starting point is 01:20:14 And she's older than you Yeah, no kids You like older women She's 28 or 27 Yeah And she likes to go to concerts I mean she's gonna use you Yeah, just for concerts
Starting point is 01:20:23 Yeah, she's like, I like that We have to choose one That's gonna ruin his life For sure She's gonna remix his whole life She's gonna remix your whole life She's gonna leave your life All Reuvaulta
Starting point is 01:20:32 This is the remit You'd be like that Oh Revolta Yeah, I like Janet Yeah, she doesn't sound savvy a little bit I'm gonna like Perfect. All right.
Starting point is 01:20:43 So I think we've knocked out Cecily, which is a nice person. Just not. Too nice. Too nice. So based on these voice notes alone, team, Maximo, Vic, Angie, Jose, Irene. Do you guys have a favorite? Yeah. I would say Janet.
Starting point is 01:20:58 Same. Janet. Janet. Janet. Final answer. Okay. So what about you? Maxim.
Starting point is 01:21:03 The first one. He forgot the name. When he said, mm, he forgot the name. Of course. Maximil. Maximo, forget something? What? What?
Starting point is 01:21:13 Irene. The first one, she sounds very sweet. Irene, Jose. I like the one that got his name wrong. Yes, that's Reina. Did we already choose our three? Because the first one I like, too, Joey. I like her that her name's a boy name.
Starting point is 01:21:26 Hi, I'm Joey. I'm from Mid City. I'm 26 years old. I have a dog. She sounds like Becky G. She sounds really young, too. If she pulls up and is Becky G. I'm proposing.
Starting point is 01:21:39 That's it. If it's Becky G. You're not. You're not. I don't know with these chains on, I got these chains on. They cost $20. They're not real. Don't expose me like that, all right?
Starting point is 01:21:52 And then Irene and Jose, you guys like Raina. Hey, brown bag. My name is Raina. I'm from Los Angeles, California. Not going to lie. And you guys don't know her, but I knew her. This sounds like his ex. Hey, brown bag.
Starting point is 01:22:06 My name is Raina. I'm from Los Angeles, California. I think that would be a great fit for a day. Rewind it for me. Just press that urn button. No, she called you DJ Craig. Joey's the first one, the nanny. The nanny?
Starting point is 01:22:21 Yeah, Joey's the nanny. Yeah, Joey's the nanny. Yeah, but she's a nanny, so she has a lot of patience. So she's going to have a lot of patience with this. Are you calling me a kid? Yes. I am not a kid. I am a grown man.
Starting point is 01:22:31 Yeah, but you know what? I like, she's young and she's going to be like, I want to go here. Yeah, no, and then he's going to be like, oh, I'm sorry. Last night, I came in late because I had to stay out. at her house because she was all drunk and like she's gonna be like that that's i'm thinking the opposite way didn't she say she likes to go outside and have when you like to like hike and stuff yeah that's true and she has a dog yeah the dog can attack you
Starting point is 01:22:53 yeah you're a doll like that love her dog more she loves him so he's going to be all upset about this dog yeah you know about that yeah exactly um and then you who likes janet you me you and final answer hey brown bag my name's janet i'm a very family oriented type of person. I love going to concerts, 28 with no kids. I'm very passionate about the hustle to strive and be better. I mean, that's the main thing. So I'm ready to give Greg the remix he needs in his life. I like that. The remix. She has bars. She got Riz. She got Riz. She would get you too. She's the type to like take you home. So far, these are contestants on ruin Greg's life, all right? But just like any toxica, if now you're hearing this and you want them because other girls want them,
Starting point is 01:23:44 hit up our DM from that. Hey, Seth, because I'm Steve Joy right now. Yeah, it's still, you still have time to get into the running, okay? Friday, we have to make our final decisions on our candidates. Oh, that's two days. Okay, two days. So you still have time to swoop in and take this prize of a man. Yep, what's up, girl?
Starting point is 01:24:01 More toxic, the better. I got that Drake on me, you know. You do not, do not lie like that. Do not. You ever see that drink? video that's me it's power 106 LA's number one for hip hop Buenos Diaz good morning we have a nod very farm tickets and we were planning on rain today it's not raining outside but it's still rainy day schedule in here because we are
Starting point is 01:24:22 the class that likes to mess around there's puddles and one of our rainy day activities that we didn't do in class with the teachers who get mad at us but maybe we did it on outside so recess in the cut nutrition spin the bottle we are playing spin the bottle okay if you want to play spin the bottle with us call us up right now right now here are the roles of the game you call us up you spin the bottle the bottle is going to land on any of these four lovely contestants playing it's going to land on maximum Vic Angie or Greg okay okay but I'm married yeah but I'm married but one of them they're all
Starting point is 01:25:00 gonna have little folded papers in front of them right if it lands on them they open their paper and their paper says ticks you get the tickets to go to Nats very far, but the other ones say licks, okay? So you just get them lambier, making out with you. You played this game before, Angie. Never. Bible, I promise, never. Angie, you already got your man.
Starting point is 01:25:28 It's okay that you got a pass and you played spin the bottle. I didn't, Leticia. Angelico, what did you do when you were playing? Chinese jump rope with the little band? Seven minutes in heaven. You never played Wausp. Spin the bottle. No.
Starting point is 01:25:41 No. The closet game? All right. You're playing nervous? She played nervous? Nervous. Wow. Pop Angie, spin the bottle, cherry.
Starting point is 01:25:48 Please, call us the playing next. It's Power 106. Power 106. LA's number one for hip-hop. Buenos dees. Yeah. We are playing a game of spin the bottle, okay? And you are our caller that's going to spin the bottle.
Starting point is 01:26:01 We have envelopes right in front of us. We got, and we got the bottle bottle, you guys. We got a glass. Coke can. It sounds nice with your nails. You're going to call in and you're going to spin the bottle and the bottle is going to land on one of us. We each have a paper in front of us, right? So depending on whether our paper says ticks, you get the tickets to Natsbury Farm or Licks.
Starting point is 01:26:23 You get a little makeout session. Okay? Okay. All right. Who we have in the line that is going to be our first spinner of the bottle? I'm sorry. It's from Compton on Line 2. Alex.
Starting point is 01:26:35 Alex. Oh. Hello? What's up, Alex? You ready to play spin the bottle? Would it? Are you gonna get in trouble from anybody? No.
Starting point is 01:26:43 Are you sure? Are you sure? Okay. Yeah, I'm father. Victor, you're kind of closer to that middle over there, so you have to get up and spin the bottle for my guy. Come on again, Alex. Alex, yeah. Alex, all right.
Starting point is 01:26:54 You, Vic is about to spin the bottle for you, brother. Come on, Big. Go, don't let the bottle fire. That's too close to there. Come on, Victor. Oh, oh. Oh, he almost cracked. All right, slowly, Vic.
Starting point is 01:27:05 Yeah, okay, spinning and spinning and spinning. Oh, no. Oh, no. It landed on me. It landed on me. It landed on me. My paper says Licks. Alex.
Starting point is 01:27:18 Oh, lo, lo, don't tell my husband. All right, bye. All right. That was bad. I didn't even read back. You're married. Yeah, yeah. You guys can go longer.
Starting point is 01:27:28 Seven minutes for you guys. All right. Who's next? Da, D. Young. Good. All right. We have Yvonne from Southgate on line three.
Starting point is 01:27:37 All right. Yvonne from South Gay. Good morning. Hi, good morning everybody. Good morning. You ready to spin the bottom, baby girl? Yes, I sure am. Okay, who you hope you land on?
Starting point is 01:27:47 I hope I win. I should have know our names. I hope I land on Craig. All right. Can you spin the bottle, Vic? Yeah. I hope you lose respectfully now. All right.
Starting point is 01:27:59 It's spinning, it's spinning and spinning. It's spinning. Oh, it's getting close to me. Oh, Angie! Angie! Angie! Okay, age, age. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 01:28:06 What does it say? What does it say? It says licks. Licks. Okay, Gondi. There you go. Oh. Oh.
Starting point is 01:28:16 Okay, who's next, Irene? That looks superb. Asia from OCR-C-I-L-Fort. All right, Asia. I think that's what you're doing. Hi. Hi, Asia. You ready to play Spin the Bottle for these Natsbury Farm tickets?
Starting point is 01:28:28 Heck yeah, I'm ready. Let's go. Have you ever played Spin the Bottle in real life? Yes, long, long time ago. Okay. How was it? Good, seven minutes and heaven. All right.
Starting point is 01:28:38 Look, Vic's gonna spin the bottle. If you land on Mir and Angie, he has to spin it again because we both got picked already. We're out. It's spinning. Oh, damn it. Oh, that's Maximo. That's looking at Maximo straight in the face.
Starting point is 01:28:52 What did your paper say? You are not the winner. What does it say? Show it to me. Licks. All right, go ahead. Oh, no, everybody's fight. Let me go.
Starting point is 01:29:04 He just slurped you up, baby girl. With the life and everything. No, you got licks. All right. We need one. You know what? We'll come back after the break and finish for the bottom. And it's only you, caller, and Vic and Greg.
Starting point is 01:29:19 Yeah. I feel towering. Brown bag. It's Brown Bag on Power 106. Number one for hip hop.

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