Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep. 33 (08/10/23)

Episode Date: August 10, 2023

Brown Bag Mornings discusses Kanye’s hygiene, dating a dog parent, and getting judged by their parents. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

What's up? This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? All right, good morning. Especially to the Armenian community. I just want to know I get your gangster. I respect your gangster and I will never come in between you and your gangster. Not at all.

What they did last night is pretty crazy. Might upset you, but you also might respect it. Yeah. Bro, they got a big rig. They got a big rig and blocked the 134 freeway last. night to protest. Armenian community has gathered to protest, unfair treatment and stuff going on back home in Armenia. And they're trying to get the support from Rep Adam Schiff, who's a Democratic congressman.

And he's like, you know what, I see you guys. They've been protesting around his area, around his office. And they were like, you know what? What we want isn't being heard. So we're going to go ahead and block the 134. That's why. That's pretty crazy. That's, yeah.

You get a whole big rig, bro? Much respect. Super respect. Yeah, that's bold. Yeah. And just even seeing the picture of it all, like I saw it on the news and I was like, dang, that's crazy. Look, he looked like a cigler or whatever the alerts are, that you, they have to stop in block

traffic and they had the big rig kind of diagonal and they were just there protesting. I was like, no, we're not going to leave until we get our voices heard. It looks pretty. Loki, I don't know. Look, at first glance, it looked like a takeover. But it's like, but it's for like a good cause. It's not just for like rambunctious behavior. I think they saw like people block the freeway to propose.

People block the freeway to takeover. Like, you know what? Let's do it to have people hear what we got to say. That specific rep did reach out and say, I stand with the people of Armenia. Not only my constituents, but those around the world, I hear and see your pain over the inhumane situation your brothers and sisters are facing. And I'm like, hey, they got the attention. They definitely did. The thing I was worried about is like reversing out of that diagonal.

parking they did across the freeway getting out of that's going to be crazy okay so that's all great fine and dandy and then you got to just think about the other side of it of all the people stuck just stuck in traffic they're just stuck they're just completely stuck they might nap in their car definitely are would be upset at that of course

I definitely understand but come on Armenia is going on we gotta go up for Armenia but more people like we're going to have traffic anyway number one yeah number two we've had traffic for stupider reasons True.

We've had, again, music video and we think it's cool. Yeah. Where are we just turning up for the fool from the IE that stopped it from music video? I cannot not be mad at that full and then be upset at these people

for doing their own says. No, I'm just pointing out that there was a lot of people that are upset. They're like, Armenia, what? They're just sitting back there like in their car super mad. What's funny to me is that since it's the 134

was probably Armenians upset at other than they were probably like, wait, wait, hold that, let me join. They stopped their freeway though. They stop their freeway. That's cool. It's like if all the black people the 105

the ones that we were just like let's stop this shit you know we have big swift in here oh yeah

I'm sorry I don't know if you followed Vic in or how this happened yeah but this is Big's best friend

yeah this is my this is my big brother my accomplice to all the crimes I do yeah

yeah yeah yeah police listen to this radio station too I just want to yeah

man shout out there yeah yeah all right you're gonna be with us all morning I can't wait to see it

it's gonna have fun I'm going to have fun with you guys. Thank you, lady. Okay. And how is like Vick driving? As a driver? Yeah. He's a pretty decent driver.

You feel me? He's like, you know, responsible. He always asks like he has a son in the car. You got to me? So he's constantly drive. Oh, one thing is he will just stop randomly and go to a girl's house. No matter where he's at, he will be, we could be going to go eat and he'll be like, let me just stop real quick. Let me make this right.

We're outside of a law for like 30 minutes. I'm like, all right. And you're just waiting. What a good friend. No, I don't wait. I got other things going to. So, like, I usually got pickup and drop-off work going on, too. All right.

It all works out. I was saying, like, if Vic was, like, stopped on that 134, he'd probably like, oh, I have a Glendell baddie. I could go visit. The truth comes out about Vague. Glendale, Sun Valley, maybe. Yeah, he has to go more, the worst communities. Like, we got to go. That's too nice of a community for her.

That's too nice. We got to be in the hood somewhere, and then we can make that stop easy. Oh, Vig. I can't wait. unveiling the truth, Vic, one by one. Oh, yeah, yeah. Sambra Sala with Angie. I got to tell you about this cheese me, you guys,

because I hope everyone here in this room shower, because I'll tell you who didn't shower, you guys. Who didn't shower? Who? Kanye Wes. Oh, I thought you were saying here. Oh, but I hope everyone here shower because Kanye was sure did not,

and it's getting to his wife because she's getting so disgusted by it. So his wife, Bianca, they've been together for like a couple of months now, And they're like in the honeymoon stage. They're always very touchy all over each other. But that may all be over thanks to Kanye's hygiene, you guys. Because apparently, like, he doesn't wear deodorant anymore.

And he barely even showers. And so you guys have seen him out in about, right? He's like barefoot, all that stuff. And he's wearing all these layers of clothes that he's, like, sweating underneath so bad that when he takes him off, he's just like drenched from head to toe and sweat. and he just smells like, B.O. really, really bad. And it's just getting in Bianca's like, but Bianca's barefoot too. In the same photos, he looks messy, she looks messy.

Yeah. And who is she telling? How do we even know this? That's, they told to my friends over at Raider, a close source to Bianca has been telling that to source. What? Wow. So someone close to the armpits have said that they smell.

It smells. Wow. That's crazy. This is my least favorite congl. And I want you to, right. But Bianca, I want you to know, like, part of being a wife is like, keep that in, girl. Yeah. What a terrible wife.

Oh, my God. What a terrible. Let me stink in peace, woman. Look at this house I got you in. Look at me. Come on, big swim. Come on. I don't care, man.

I don't got to wipe none, man. You should be wiping for me. You're my wife. This is crazy. That's Kanye West. You made, through the wire. You don't got to do nothing no more. She needs to introduce the line.

She needs to introduce the limit. Yeah, put some lemons. That's what I was thinking. I'm like, if he doesn't want to wear deodor, it's cool. But wear lemon. Well, like that'll wear lemon. Yeah. That's not going to work on black people.

You guys don't know enough about black people. That's not working. Oh, Swift. You try to before? You know what I think it is? And I think people are judging, like, the photos because he does, he's wearing weird outfits. But that's Kanye.

Yeah. That's Kanye that's being kind of. He has like shoulder pads on at all times. It's like what? Yeah, it's just a lot of layers of close. It's just you're going through the, it's, I know, it's hot outside and everything. but again as your wife you you chose that man yeah as i say choose the guy that you like his stink yeah oh you did say that yeah you didn't say that if you can't stand their B-O just you don't marry him

wow she probably thinks that you're gonna have to deal with it yeah well she's dealing with it complaining not well my girl better not have no B-O not one not one percent of it girls have B-O Swift in what world in all the worlds oh man in all the world feel bad for those type of guys you got to deal with that you want them to come out like Barbies and you just be plastic and not sweat. They better be plastic. B. B. B. L. D. You know what time I'm on.

Plastic dolled up. My type. Big Spence friend is here. Yes. Hey, can you just do something besides laugh? This is just hilarious. What part? No, but like I said, this is my least favorite Kanye.

Like, I really am just like, ah, like he's not even fresh. Like, not, like, besides the BL stuff. Like, he doesn't have, like, I don't see any outfits that he wears. I'm like, damn, that's fire. Like, I want to imitate that. Or even just in the. inspired by that. It's just like, what are you doing? Like, even like his goatee's weird.

He must be going through it. Yeah. Like, he must hate his wife too. Well, no, I'm telling you, they're very touchy and all lovey, but it's just that's smelly. You can't hate your wife. You can hate a woman and still be loving and touchy. You guys don't know enough. No, I don't. Literally. I've hated plenty of women I loved and touched. I'm like, I hate you. Oh, my God. Come here.

Come here. If your dude smells, are you staying with him? Are you telling me? Well, I would, like, it goes back to what you said it goes like if I'm attracted to him like his smell wouldn't bother me at all because it's actually happened to me yeah no it's actually happened to me like I've woken up and I'm next to Marcus and then I'll be like underneath his armpit I know TMI but I don't even mind the smell you see at all you know that's at all yeah that's that's that's masochus she likes pain okay letty tell him about like when we were caveman and

the smell and all yeah because he hasn't heard him get me to educate this all yeah I'll listen to letty letty can tell me anything I'm all yeah All ears and eyes. All right. Listen, Swift. We're going to focus, okay? We're not going to deflect from the conversation, number one. Those are just the rules of the show.

Okay. Thank you, sir. All right, when we were cavemen, a little history lesson, I tell all the crew. Yeah. B.O. is kind of like how birds, peacocks feathers, right? It's something that to stimulate the opposite sex, get them attracted to you. So that's what our B.O. is for. A lot of times, like when you're attracted to somebody, you also like the way they smell.

I know you like no smell on a girl. No, no, no, no, I understand that. I understand that. You would enjoy, like, her sweat and stuff like that. Yeah, of course, of course. See? I understand. Because I do like how my girl smells regular.

Like her, just her scent? Yes. Like the scent of her? It's not nasty. It's not, like, B-O. But I guess it is B-O because body odor. But B-O sounds like. It's B-S.

Yeah, as long as it's not like, it doesn't smell like in and out. What a bad. Yeah. I don't know. Armpitts and all. Okay, but see, I have, so my mom is with somebody. I will never call him my step-dad. Even if there's a fire.

He's not my dad. She hates his feet how they stink. Stinky feet is crazy. But it's like you stay with that person, but that's all she complains about how his feet and you can't really get rid of that. You can't. I can love you so much, but hate how your feet sink. Isn't that athlete's foot?

Like, it's just like it's on you forever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a thing called athletes' feet and your feet are just horrendous. Like your nails fall off. That's fungus. Yeah. Some people's feet just smell like Salvadoran cheese and we don't know why. Oh.

What's crazy to me is that guys are like, hey, we smell, get over it, da-da-da-da. But then it's also girls better never smell. Because guys have sense from everywhere. Your fart stink, your bio stinks, your feet stink, your breath smells, your pits, all of that. Deal with it. I'm a man. I'm a man. Yeah.

How do you deal with the partner that stinks? Because I know they're out there. I know right now you just had a, oh, why does he stink so much? He stinks so much. I can still smell it. You got to see it through, my boy. Yeah. That's the photo we're going with.

You got to tell a little baby jump in the shower, man, jump that little thing in the shower. You can we wash up, put that little candle shower and go, you're going to come back home. You come back to bed. Oh, my God. It's going to crazy. You got to tell him, jump in the shower. A little bath. If she stank, stank, put in the bath.

Put her in the bath. Let that simmer. That's crazy. All right. That's it for Sombresala brought to you by your local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brumback morning. I think I'm going to change seating arrangements. Big Swift is in here.

This is like a classroom. This is a big. Fepb, you guys grew up in... Downing. Come on, the southeast. Yeah. I'm a little older, but yeah. No, because I don't know.

I know he's from Rosecrans, but it's different areas. Yeah, he's from the Rosecrans area. I'm from like the Imperial side, you feel me? Washburn Villas, Elm Vista, you feel me? Real southeast legend, you feel me? But I got love off Rosecrans too. They put in Rosecrans. Do you feel me?

I just hang out in the trailer parks right around the corner from his house when I was a kid. Thanks. The trailer house. Literally. Okay, so Swift is in here. Yep. And he's causing his stir. And him and Andrew.

you're talking too much during commercials, during songs. Look, he was dissing me, and I just told him my first impression with him was different than what I've seen now. She's different. Well, he was just impression of him. Oh, okay. She wasn't feeling me. No, no, no, I told him my first impression is always that story of, like, how he didn't pay

for dinner on Biggs birthday. All right. He knew how to conveniently go to the restroom. Exactly. And then after that, he got all sensitive. Dude, that was like an Illuminati dinner. All right. I'm from the game.

Look, we slide up. There's a bald . There's a bald dude. I'm so sorry. I'm out of here. There's a bald dude. I'm so sorry. I'm not going to ever be again.

There's a ball dude and he's, he's like an Illuminati dinner, okay? There's a ball dude. He paid, he went and whispered in Victor, he's like, shush, shoo, shh. And then he's like, everything's paid for, don't worry. He walked away and then half the time. No one said that. I paid for half of my stuff, so I don't know if there was nobody that paid. There was nobody that paid.

The chef brought out all the freak. Chef Adrian. How dare y'all speak about Chef Adrian like this? It's Chef Adrian? I hope you hear this. The only reason you even knows Chef Adrian is because of me. That is a fact. I love you.

I would never speak down or back to you. Oh, my gosh. Okay, so that's the story. And that was the first impression of Swift, right? And I told him that and that's why he got all sensitive. He started being me to. And now he wants to show you that he ain't no brokey, okay? Oh, yeah.

He keeps me. But he'll break that bag if he needs to. What's wrong? She got her nails done, so she don't need that. I don't need that, yeah. Need that hair dead? What you need? I got that.

Her man is in his Prius bald fist right now. Like, get away! He's in his Prius. Exactly. He's in his Prius. I pulled up in a band. Oh, okay. Well, we are talking about having a stinky partner, okay?

Kanye and his girl, his wife are kind of going through it right now. Sources are saying that his wife Bianca is upset as how much he's smells. Yes, she loves him, but he stinks. He's stinky. And she don't like it. All right. Could that be like a deal breaker in a relationship? We got someone on the line that is a self-proclaimed stinky in the relationship, Irene? Yeah, that's what he says. He says he smells. We have Will from Oxnard. All right. Will, okay, you're from Oxnard. Will.

Good morning, Brown, Dave. How we doing? Good morning. Good morning. Dang, that breath is hot. All right. No, Will, talk to us. You smell? Well, I'm not like, you. super duper stinky but I do know that there is times where like before I because I work um like in a shop so I get like real hot you know right now especially where like the summertime it was like an oven in there you know literally felt really hot so there was times where I would tell my girlfriend like should I just come straight to see you or should I go home oh that's crazy she'll be like no yeah you should go home to shower because I don't really want to smell you

oh oh and she's straight up about it so it's like that's like that's like that's one thing that I like, you know, she don't hide it. She'll be like, you know. But look, my brother. You're kind of smelling right now, dude, and I'll be like, for sure. Thank you for letting me know because I don't want to be out in public like that. I mean, at least there's open communication. That's true.

I like that. Yeah. Look, brother, there's going to be a man who ain't smelly, right? Right there waiting for her. But he don't have that factory job. He don't have that job. He don't got that. He don't got that paper.

Look, look, my brother. Look, my brother. Go home, wash up. This is Big Swift to South East Pee. You know, it's a P-T talk, you feel me? Like, they're going to give you the political answer. I'm going to tell you the real deal, you feel me? You need to go home, take a shot.

Don't even ask your girl to, do I need to come by you? She should just think you smell good at all times, my brother. You should never stank, my dude, you feel me? Oh, that for sure, for shit, I get back, you know? No, you don't get it. You don't get it because you just said you have to text her to see if you're sticking out. That's too far right there. You already, one L.

Is communication? needs work. I like that you communicate with your girl. That, yeah. We be having times, you know, so if, like, time's not going to work, I'll be like, damn, should I go shower first or should I just? See, that's a stinky man logic. You should always go shower.

You are a stinky man. Has there been a time where she's like, no, you don't have to. It's okay. Yeah, there's times. Oh, okay. She regrets it every time. She regrets it every time. Sorry not, bro.

I'm not a stinky. In mass, but... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, true, of course, of course. She likes my mus. That part. That makes sense. That makes sense. Because the way that I am, if my guy smelled, I'd be like, yeah, let's go out.

No, don't shower it. Because I don't want other girls... I don't want other girls to like it. That's on me. That's my smell. You smell that? That's the rug. That's what the rocks cooking.

All right. Thank you so much for calling it and chiming in. I've got some shout-outs. Yeah, shout on my boy. Will ran into him last night. at Las Perlas in downtown LA and he was super geeked and then he bought a couple shots

and I took him and it was great. Are you here? Are you here of shots? No, that was hours ago. Yeah. That was hours ago. How long ago was that? Let me do the math.

A couple hours ago. That was like, no, that was like 10 p.m. Okay. That was fine. You had to club at 10. No, you're not. I know you, Vic. Yeah, no, I didn't stay that late.

Oh, okay. Yeah, but shout out to Will. He was super happy. He was with this girl. He was just like, man, I love brown bag mornings. I need that shout out. And I was like, I got you with. Don't need a trip.

Shout out to Will. Shout out to Will, man. How was Las Berlas? It was great. They were playing a bunch of group of frontera. You know, it's like a mescal bar. It was a lot of fun. Ugh, mascao.

Yeah, I know. I didn't have any mascal, though. I didn't have any mescal. But yeah, it's a dope spot. Okay. Shout out to, shout out to Will. Shout out to Will. All right.

Let's get into Word on Rosecrans. Word on Rosecrans. What the word? The Paul Brothers are beefing. All right? So look, Jake and Logan Paul

are having some strong disagreements. It looks like there's trouble in Pollytize. All right. So look, a couple days ago,

I was talking about how the Paul brothers made history because they were both victorious in their combat sports on the same day, but the brothers

both appeared on the impulsive podcast and they exchanged some words about how that night went. Listen to this. They said I would get kicked out

if I brought a prime bottle to the stadium. That's fucking ridiculous, dude. Yeah, get over it. Meanwhile, come on. brother building a business.

Oh yeah, you're my brother building a business. You love to play both sides. Who's the other side of my playing? You play both sides. You want to partner with Dana White and KSI. Our life is my life. Your life is your life. Ooh, they're beefing.

Yeah, I don't take this full serious ever. Yeah, I know it was like, I'm like, is this for like clicks? It's definitely, I watched the whole, I watched the whole podcast. I was like, okay, like I need to get like a real sense of it. And they made some more valid points. It's like that Logan essentially just big bro. Joe's, Jake whenever he wants.

He's like, he's like, but it's like in business and stuff. So like, Logan started wrestling, but he started out, like he's wrestling now, but he started out boxing too.

And now he's like, oh, I want to fight your next opponent. I want to fight Tommy Fury. And then Logan, sorry, Jake is like, dude,

I wanted a rematch. And he's like, nah, nah, trust me, I got this. And he's like, bro, go back to WWE.

And then he's getting mad at him for like doing business. By the way, if you don't know either of these fools are, God bless you. I wish I was you. I hate that I know They're everywhere at this point

I can't please them I just know they're YouTubers Yeah All I know is that white people Got great problems That's not a bad problem That's not a bad problem You know he doesn't bring my prime bottle

And it's definitely staged and fake And that's what I hate about them They've had whole disc songs Towards each other I know them from their YouTube career And that's like I don't trust any of this stuff I had to research it for like a project From when I worked at Genius

And I was like dude I feel dumber And I feel dumber And I work a genius Yes, but they're, yeah, shout out, I guess I'm fighting. Yeah, they seem pretty bad, but who knows? You know, because they're masters of the internet. Yeah, I'm telling you, they literally did that for views, for the YouTube stuff.

They were dissing each other, taking each other's girl, and then it just turns out, oh, it's like just for the views. That's like I can trust me. Yeah, that's sick. They were taking each other's girls. I do kind of remember that, you feel me? But why don't you let your brother rock his little brand, man, show up here? That's how you know they're not from the ghetto, man.

You got to show love, man. The niggas not, I mean, them dudes is not showing love, man. You know, they're not showing love. is that whoever whichever one of them has prime yeah Logan they like is popping and where were we super popping yeah you at a a sporting's good store and Jorgeito knew it oh yeah oh yeah those like prime and this is the strawberry and this is watermelon my son loves prime oh no I've never let him try it because it's energy drinks oh yeah but he knows what it is he knows the the flavors and all of that and it can only be through YouTube they've done a great job at brand to kids especially

It's an energy drink? I bought my nephew like four or five of them. No, there's two different. There's the energy drink and then there's a sports drink. There's like the kind of gatorade like, you know, yeah, esk one. All right, look, guys, Wu Tang and InSink once played basketball together. And you won't believe this situation. All right, look, Method Man recently sat down with men's health magazine in celebration of the 50 years of hip-hop.

He sat down, he flexed, he stood up, and benched. He did a whole lot. Yeah. Videos up in Brownback Morning's 106, by the way. Did it actually go up there? It did it for 50 years. It still up there? I'm a repost it.

I'm a repost it. So look, but one of the most interesting stories that he shared was about him playing basketball with InSync. Listen to this. This was like the three-on-three thing they were trying some new shit. I remember we were beating this shit out of Insync that day, man. And I wonder if they remember that. PR person saw something was like, they got a show them all.

Method man is out there elbowing Timberlake in the face. We can't have that. Imagine you were at a park in 1999 and you see a pick-up basketball game with Wu-Tang and InSink. Like, I would lose my mind. That's crazy. Wu-Tang has mad subs. It's like 30, dude. They got the killer B subbing in.

Insync is just those five dudes. Yeah. With Aaron Carter coming in? Definitely not. That's from Backshy Boys. My bad I'm lost. Yeah, no, it was like, I was just like, dude, that can't, like, I would, I wish there was footage. I would pay so much money to just watch that.

Like, all right, I got you. Chris Carpatrick, like Who guards who? Yeah, I know, like Justin Like the main guys Like, I guess Justin and meth And then I'm just like, after that, I don't know Who's gonna-

Who got ghost face? Oh, no, he's a coach. Oh, he's the coach. He sounds like, he looks like a coach. What do you think to like the out, like the score was at the end of it all? I mean, come on now. I don't think Insync like 5,000.

I don't think, yeah, I don't think Insync maybe scored one or two bucks. I don't know. Yeah, they, them boys is athletic. I don't know. Them boys got six packs and stuff back in them. They got fraud.

The white boys know how to ball a little bit. They started the basketball leagues, man. They know the ball a little bit. All right, guys, that was your word on Rosecrans. Brought to you by local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Rose Canes of Rick for Brownback Mornings. Rick. Rick.

All right. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Mesa? Don't you know I'm local? All right. I got some awesome Kobe News. Amazing.

Coming 823, 23, that is August 23 of this year. We're going to see a new Kobe shoe, the Kobe 8 Halo. Vanessa Bryant announced it on her Instagram, saying this will be one of many Kobe 8 halo styles coming soon. She did like a whole little shadow thing so you can't really see the colors or kind of how it really looks like. You can see the silhouette. I just really love that Vanessa is making sure that we celebrate Kobe, especially during this month and the months to come, because everybody loves 824. I like that it's 823 the day before. What would be Kobe Day?

Yeah, absolutely. No, it's dope. I just love how she's keeping the brand of Kobe alive and not only alive, just like so intact. Yeah. Like, you know, that's a trailer that Kobe would have posted. I feel like it's very tasteful, very artsy. Like, and it's like, ooh, that looks cool. Like, it's like a statue almost.

It's like, ooh. Yeah. It's anticipated. And it's like, like you said, like it's kind of mysterious in a way. Like, you know, Kobe was never like super forth. right he always like to leave a little mystery with with his personality and everything so i just i love that i remember seeing coby like interviewed about his business and he's like you guys think i'm a dog i get it from wifey like she's the one that's like she's going to drive like a hard bargain she's going to get the

deal she wants she needs her flowers oh for sure for sure and i like that he did that too like if you think that i'm this this this i'm this because of what i got back home my wife because of the the work that she's putting with the girls too and on the business side the type of suggestions that she gives and i like too that she's fighting she's low-key she fought Nike and then had them like come to terms we need to stop like jacking up the prices for the Kobe stuff and then only doing a limited quantity like his fans aren't even getting it it's just bots that are reselling it and it's going to hype BCs that I want the people that love Kobe to be able to rep that love like they do what that was amazing why she went so hard for that I remember when it was like oh

Kobe's might not be Nike anymore and it was just like what and she took it there like I think she like almost sued them i'm not sure right she definitely just wasn't toxin yeah she was yeah like just stood her ground yeah basically had mama mentality man had mama mentality and then you know it's also dope dates mean so much to them 823 23 i love that 824 we already know Kobe day yep and 8 824 is something you should be locking into your calendars oh august 8th of next year 2024 is when we're said to be having an unveiling for the new Kobe statue outside of Crypto.com. Let's go. I know fans have been waiting.

It feels a little bit odd because we don't know where we can go to really memorialize Kobe besides the crash site and that's a little bit odd. You know, there's no real place we can go besides crypto. That's Kobe's house. That's where everybody went, including me, when he passed. Everybody just kind of flocked there. What we do know about what the statue is going to entail is it will be a tribute that will incorporate. both Kobe and Gigi and the numbers 8 and 24 which they said that they haven't found the

artist that's going to do it I already know it's going to be very intentional it's going to be very I don't know just when you look when you're at crypto you see the different statues you see Kobe you see chick like it's you see Oscar there like the group it's a it's a statue of legends only yeah for sure to be able to see that I know we're all going to love it and a year is going to fly by and I know it's going to be worth it. it when it is unveiled. Yeah, I just want to, like, witness that event because it's going to be so much love in the air, like so many Kobe jerseys, Kobe shoes, like, you know, just posters.

It's just going to be such a great, like, an event. I hear there is a hidden Kobe little memorial at Crypto when it rains. Really? Yeah. When it rains on the floor or if it gets wet, there's like a face of Kobe that pops up. I don't know who did it. I don't know if it was a street artist or if it's intentional by crypto or the Lakers, but it looks really dope. When it's raining, go to crypto, and then you'll see it on the floor. Is it right in front?

Yeah. In the plaza. In the plaza. Check it out. It's really dope. It's a photo of Kobe, and it just feels like, dang, that's so cool. That's so far. All right. Don't you know I'm local and keep it here because we do have the homie help line, all. We're going to have, you know, I don't know if you know this. Today's a national day. It's a national spoil your dog day, okay? We all know those people that have pets that just take it too far, okay? I don't know. What is that man? That's couples. Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It's okay, man. It's okay.

It's a rainy, humid, weird Miami type of vibe day. It is. I don't put it on you. But look, we're going to talk about the homie that needs help next. Keep it here. It's power 106. L.A.'s number one for hip-hop. Buenos dejas.

Power 106, brown bag mornings. Good morning. I know it looks so weird outside, but don't say that I didn't tell you because I've been telling you since last week. That is going to get weird and humid this week. And it's just going to last that until I think. the weekend is going to get better. It's going to be clear and vibes. It was like sprinkling yesterday too. Yeah, it's going to do that again today. It's going to be very weird. I don't like the humid, but it means spooky season is coming. Not going to lie.

Yesterday I was like, this would be perfect to get a pumpkin spice latte, whatever, from Starbees, and they didn't have it. Oh, not yet, yeah. We're still in the middle summer. The flavors of fall. I'm not a rash. I didn't get ratchet enough this summer. I'm very upset that it's already. It's not over. It's not over. Exactly. We got, come on. It's over, guys. You guys looked like it's not over right now, and you tried to pick yourselves up out of that song. It's not over, bro.

It's over, bro. It's over. August is almost here. Little Vicks is about to go back to school. Responsibilities. You have to make sure he does his homework. He can't just be like, yeah, watch YouTube until you want to. I know.

Yeah, it's all coming to an end. Yeah, there you guys go. But, hey, fall season's here, and it's going to be spooky vibes. But, yeah, today, tomorrow is going to feel. like this weekend's going to feel better. And then next week, guess what? Our kids are going to go back to school in a hundred degree weather. Oh my gosh.

I got to send him with a Stanley. A Stanley? Sunblock, all of that. I know. That's crazy. When we were kids, we didn't have that. I never had a Stanley. You know, we had the water bottle from, like from the freezer that just melted throughout

the day. It literally was just an ice block. Yes. That was our Stanley. Wrapped and foil. Wrapped and foil. You were wrapped and foil. You wrapped in foil?

Your mom's proud, dog. Damn, wrapped in foil. She was burnt out. All right, look, check this out. We got to help the home girl destiny out next inside homie helpline. She said that she thought she met her dude. Like, she met the guy she wanted to spend the rest of her life with until he brought his dog along on a date. Okay?

I'm not talking about his homie like Big Swift and Big. I'm talking about an actual dog. She says things got worse. Once they got back to his house, we're going to tell you why next. Keep it here is Power 106. LA's number one for hip-hop. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help.

We need your help. We'll need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. All right, it's National Spoe, your dog day. Dogs make some noise. All the dogs are in my own. Oh my gosh, you guys, so annoying.

Big brought his dog to work. My dog. My dog. My dad. Man's big shift to South East P. Oh, big. You don't need to eat your every time. I got to.

I don't know how long I'm going to be up on here, y'all. You might fire me right after this. It's an over with, man. It's a Southeast P a hundred times. Okay. All right. Well, that makes this homie help line that much more perfect, okay? Because Destiny, she is not in love with her new man's dog, okay?

Destiny thought she met the man in her dream, she said. Letty, he's tall. He got him. money he has a cool name Xavier I was like that doesn't he You date only Juan's or something Xavier's not that cool of a name Xavier's a pretty girl in the cool name

I think the nickname like X X? Oh my mom But she also found out that Xavier is a daddy He's a pet dad Okay that's what he calls himself With his son Sonny his dog is named Sunny It's Pitbull she knows about him

Because on their third or fourth date He brought him along now Sunny being pit bull he's all over the place not a little dog it's not a little lap dog it's a dog that was jumping from seat to seat at one point she tried to be like okay let this dog sit on top of me yeah like while they're riding but it's a big dog yeah trying to abuse the situation so she said it all got bad when i went back to xavier's crib for the first time and found out that sunny sleeps in the same bed as him oh so i'm dealing with xavier and then sunny who is not just, not only a big dog, he also likes to fart. And I was like, oh, too much. Oh, Timon,

too much. Oh, I'm so sorry, Destiny. I feel really bad right now for her. Dog fart smell. She says, Leti, Brownback, I like this guy. I hate his dog. What do I do? You got to put up with it, man. You say you got chili, right? He tall, right? The dog is throwing you on? You got too many. You got to put up with that baby. I don't know, bro. Because I have a friend that dated a girl with dogs that were big and I feel like that was probably a, uh, could have interjected in their, their intimacy because they love their pets. Yeah, they do. People like that do, but I don't know. I feel like as a man, like you could put, you could put your dog aside. A girl, a woman with two big dogs, that is a little awkward. Like, I don't really want to date a girl with two humongous dogs.

Like I'm your dog, right? Yeah, I'm the dog. Oh, my gosh right. I don't know. I wouldn't deal with that. I hope it's a big bed. Because let that be like a fool. A twin song. or a twin and you're in the bed with a pit bull and a taffle? You don't got no chili then. Her logic is not making sense. The thing is with dogs that sleep in the beds, like they don't, after they're used to that, I feel like they don't,

it's so hard to, like, get them out. And then especially if you're not used to, like, I've never been used to sleeping with dogs or anywhere near me. Like, when I had a dog, it was an outside dog. So it's like, that's how I always pictured, like, having a pet. Right. I couldn't, I don't know if I could date a girl

that just had her dog. laying in the bed and just now I have dog hair especially like oh yeah with my clothes I'm like dude dog hair everywhere I can't do it that's what I'm thinking dog here everywhere yeah and then imagine if that dog is sleeping in his bed that dog is probably licking all over his face yeah oh yeah he just a dog like the type of people that let the dog kiss you and everything I know the dog can go on dates with you be in the car with you and sleep with you nothing is no ride with the dog too that's a lot like it's just a lot of things like when I was

a pet owner well not I mean I was a kid but like dog was in the backyard at all times, you know, and we take him for a walk. But people love their pets, though, too. Like, it's a real thing to have dogs as your, like, when she says that, he was like, that's his son, I get it. For him, that might be his son. That's not your son, man. You're a grown man.

You're a grown man. Come on, let's be respect. You're going to lose your girl or your dog. That's sick. She must not be that bad. You know if she was bad, he would have threw that dog. Get in the back. Get in the back.

Let's say they want to get intimate. Is the dog there? That's freaky. That's crazy. Yeah, like they got to close the door, like, throw out the dog. Like, I get what you're saying because that's awkward. It just feels like too much in some space that you shouldn't be. Exactly.

But again, people do love their dogs that much. Like, hey, whether you were here or not, this dog can't be company. This is my support dog. This is my child. This is my brother or whatever. Sometimes people will be like, oh, this is non-negotiable. Yeah. Dog sleeps in the bed.

I don't know if I mind if a dog sees me getting it on. I mean, that's just, that's his problem. I'm not intruding. I'm not including him into the party. That's weird. But if he watches, I mean, shit. Oh. Stuff.

You see the pink lipstick. Yeah. I'm going to stop talking. I feel like he could leave the dog in the living room, close the door. You're going to put up with the dog. It seems like he could do that, but it feels like I don't know if he could do that. The dog is going to be like scratching the door. Yeah.

Oh, no. Not hearing whimpering well. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I can't go crazy with the wimpers in the back. All right. We got to help out destiny. She likes me. Her new guy a lot, but hates her new guy's dog.

What should she do? All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. All right, baby girl, Destiny.

She's with the new guy. His name is Xavier. X. And she's smitten. She says, letty, he's tall, makes a good living. And she really likes his name. She said his name is Xavier. Happy.

It's a cool name. That's an all right name. Yeah. That's all right. Sounds like a bunch of haters, hating on his name. Sounds like a Vic. Sounds like a... Hey, so what's your real name?

My real name? Yeah. Swift. Swift, what's your real name? The Southeast... You look like a Herrador. Oh, a Gerard. Oh, crap.

You really want to know my real name? I'm going to say it on the radio? Yeah, yeah. We can't say it. Swift, the Southeast P. Black and Mexican, nobody better than... Oh, my gosh. I mean, what's Swift's real name?

I honestly don't know. Oh. Babe, what is real name? This is Cameron. Yeah, Cameron. Oh, I knew that. Camaron. Camaron.

Camaron, Camaron. Okay, you can hate on Xavier. All right. So, Xavier has a cool name, according to this girl, Destiny. But Destiny says, Xavier is also a pet parent to a big pit bull, and he brings his pit bull along on their dates with them. She says that she found out it was really bad when she went back home with him, and the pit bull sleeps in the same bed as Xavier.

Not only is a pit bull big, clearly, she said Xavier's tall. I hope this is a big. I wish he told us what size bed. Yeah, that's a very important detail. It better be nothing less than a king bed. Yeah. I feel like it's a queen. It got to be like, it can't even be like Egyptian king.

You got to be like the good king's size. She says the dog farts, the dog snores, but Xavier will not let go because this is his son. So much so the dog is named Sunny. So, oh, I know. She said, what do I do? I love this guy, but I hate his dog. You go on Instagram. You say I have this dog and I have a rehoming fee.

I swear these are like they're kids. And then think about it. If they break up, like now he lost his dog and a girl. She sounds so problematic. Like you can't let your man have one thing. He has something he's so attached. It's his child. He loves it.

And you, how dare she? Oh my God. What a terrible woman. No one of them. That's a Brian and her. Oh, gosh. I think if you don't like the sleeping situation, which I would probably hate the sleeping situation.

That's a tough way. You'd have to just make sure you're over at your house. But I would hate if he brings the dog over her house and now the pit wants to be on her bed. Because, yeah, like, you love your dog. I don't love your dog. Head owners, like, they don't like to leave their dogs alone for a long time because of, like, if he's taking the dog on dates, he's taking the dog.

Yeah, like, me and Sonny are coming over, babe. Oh, no, thank you. Stay over there. like scoot over on your bed like I know could you deal with that are you okay with that Irene who we got on the phone we have Jose from Hollywood online three my bad Jose good morning Jose hey what's up guys how I'm doing amazing Jose you hear the situation with this girl Destiny I do I do man and it breaks my heart because I'm a dog owner myself and you know what sometimes sometimes you guys say priorities man because you know

if my date, you know, she's going to provide pretty much all the good stuff, right? My dog can only provide so much. That's right, my boy. You know the real dog here? I like you, Jose. I like you, Jose. You know what I'm saying? So, like, you just got to set priorities, man.

I feel like, you know, I feel like this girl destiny. She's probably, you know, I hate to say this, man, but give me an ultimatum, man, because sometimes men need a change of scenery, man, you know, because a doc can only do so much, right? Yeah. So, in all honesty, man, I feel like, I feel like, you know, there should be some priority, be like, hey, you know, if you're going to date, man, just let it be me and you, man. Because, you know, you can't really have a date. And then, you know, speaking from experience, like myself, I just had a puppy recently. And it was like between my girl, she and my son, she wanted a dog.

And I'm just like, no, no, no, because I had plans, like, you know, going out on, like, trips and stuff. Now I got to worry about that I have another practically baby in the family You have another baby Exactly So it kind of like altered my plans But hey you know what we managed So I feel like

What's your new kid's name? I mean your new dog His name is Max Shout on Max Yeah he's a he's a lap slash pointer He's a real good talk You don't have like a Primo or prima You can just drop the dog off and go handle your business You know you gotta go do that my boy

You gotta go hit your Tia be like Hey, can you watch my dog for a bit? Can you watch my dog? You watch my dog and don't do no funny stuff to my dog. I don't know. My the athias took care of the kids wrong. I don't know if they could take care of the dog. Oh, that's true.

If it's Angie's theia. Yeah, don't. Don't take the dog over there. Feed it chocolate and cheese. I wonder if this girl Destiny could even give that type of an ultimatum. It seems like they're really new. I think she's like third date or something. Yeah.

Third day, she's trying to stop the dog? Because the dog is still there. She has no right. So it's like, and I think I would prefer her thinking about this now then like get with him, stay with him longer, and the dog is the issue. Like the dog is going to be, if you guys get married,

the dog's in your wedding. Yeah. Yeah. It's going to be the ring bear. Yeah. It becomes our son. This is the problem. Women want to take your fun as soon as they date you.

First two, three days, you're fun. That's a lot. Because let that have been a girl. Let that be a girl with the pit bull that slept in the bed with her. You would hate that. I would hate that. I wouldn't break out with that unless she stunk like the pit bull.

Oh, okay. You're probably going to stink if your dog seems on your bed, you have like. I would imagine. It's not a little dog. It's a big dog. You have a little puppy that sleeps with you guys. Tiny.

Tiny. He's like the size of my foot. Okay. So he doesn't really bother me. I don't feel him a lot of the time. So like if I get up and he's laying on me, like he'll just fly off accidentally. Accidentally fly off from each way. He lays on you while you sleep.

That's cute. That's cute. And see, we don't, I guess the pet parent doesn't understand or doesn't see how odd it might be, the behavior. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because to him he loves this dog, this son. This is his son. But I will never let a pit bull sleep on me. That's different.

That's where you draw the line? You'll never let a dog come between you and your wife, right? No, he has to get away first. He hasn't married her. Oh, okay. I got a wife. Exactly. He's got a girl.

A girlfriend. He locked in, man. Trust me. I don't have talks with my boy. Yeah, he locked in. Locked in like a key. You hear me? I agree.

Who's on the line? We have George from Pekoi Maid line one. All right. George, good morning. Good morning, everyone. Morning George. George. George.

What would you tell Destiny, that's what this dude, Xavier, and loves him but hates his people? So first, I think it's kind of messed up that she hates his people just for kind of being a dog and how he raised it. Because it'd be fine if it was like, oh, he attacked me or he kind of pushed me off. But like this dog is just living his best life because this guy seems like it's pretty true. treating it pretty well. Right. Right. Yeah.

I like that. And to me, it sounds like she wants not really help, but more help me give this guy, like how to give him an ultimatum. Like, use me or the dog. Yeah. She wants to be chosen, I feel, because I feel like if she did give the ultimatum, I don't know that he would choose her. Yeah. Because it would be signs that he's chosen her, getting the dog out of the bed or things of that nature, not taking it on dates. She's he's showing her that he loves his dog.

Yeah. And I feel like that's like a sense of like trust between him and her as well. To be like, hey, I like you. Like look at my dog. Like how I'm. Exactly. He trusts her. You're my boy.

That's my boy. I trust you. Maybe he don't have no sitter. Come on. Look, I trust you with my boy. This is my, this is look, you love me. You can't love this dog. You can't love this dog.

You can't love me. It's a package deal. Come on. Like that's, I. Women are so, oh, God. Because let it be a girl. It would be like, oh, my gosh, she needs to get it together. I'm her man.

I'm her. You just said that. I'm the dog in her life. And I mean that. I mean that. But she could have a dog. You feel what I mean? They take some times off my hands, man.

Don't you got something to do with the dog today? Hey. Welcome to the dog. Go walk the dog. Go walk the dog. I got to go. Okay. What should Destiny do?

We're trying to help baby girl out. She has, and we're on her side, you guys. Yeah. We're helping the home. Girl. Yeah, for sure. Her new man, Xavier has a dog

that she hates. You know what must have sucked for her? She probably thought like this is the one like, she's saying, like he checks the boxes

that I want. I'm attracted to him. He has a staple job. He has a good job. But I mean, okay, like if it depends where they met, right? Because it's like,

if they met on Instagram, then I'm sure he posted so many picks of his dog. They met at a dog park? Yeah, that could, I don't know, like, you know what I'm saying? It's like if unless you just

met him in person and then all of a sudden like oh i have a dog and then she was like oh you have a dog dog like it's yeah like it's a real thing so for the record did someone that you have dated post photos of their pets i don't think so no they didn't but they love their pets right they to death yeah yeah but it's like you love your pet too much that's kind of crazy it's a thing people love their pets so much let's help out destiny what do you do when the you fell in love with just loves their dog and wants them to be a part of everything sits on a table with you goes to dates with you guys sounds annoying sleeps with you guys i leave my dog at home i want i want them to be around my father for a little bit a black dad just to have that have them be around my

father who is a black man a black dad he will tell you how to treat a dog get that dog out today right in there like you're not having none of that you feel me so i mean like that guy needs to hang around my dad for a little bit that's a solution That's my solution. I'll take his girl. He'll go chill and pop. No, Slip. No, no, no.

I'm already going to X that as the advice. All right, check this out, Julio. We're also trying to help the home grow out, Destiny, okay? She just got with this dude, Javier, Xavier, but the problem is he has a big pit bull that he brings on dates, steps on her while she's like, or sits on her while she's in the car, is on the both of them while they're sleeping in the bed, and she just can't stand this dog.

It smells, it farts, it burps, it snores, all of that. It does a lot. It does all of them. all the things. Wakala. And she don't like it. What advice would you give her? As a dog owner, I've had my dog for seven years,

and I wouldn't give up my dog for any girl. That's right. Dogs are loyal, man. Some girls aren't. So it's like, that's what I was waiting in here. Let's go. I love for another man.

You know what I mean? Yeah. That's what I'm talking about my wife. So you would tell her just, like, drop it. This is not for you. I mean, if she said that's the man of her dream, I mean, he has a dog, so you got to put up with it Or you got to go for another man

That's not going to be the full package, you know what I mean? Oh, you got to settle for less Or take this with the bonus of another dog Yeah, and I mean, dogs are sweet She'll probably go to love it I mean, you'll grow to love it I mean, yeah, that's true That's a possible, like after so much time together

Like, oh, it's not so bad Like, yeah, it does all these things Yeah But after a while it's like it's a sweet dog, it's cute, whatever Yeah, she's gonna start having dog hair all over her Oh, gross She might like it, I don't know Okay, talk to me, Papi,

You have dogs yourself, you said. How close are you to your dogs? Is it that they sleep with you? How is it? Well, not anymore because I'm the one that wasn't a homie hope line last Friday. And I had a kid, so now my dog sleeps in the living room. But yeah, my dog used to sleep with me before I have my son. Your dog's looking at you like, bro, I was so loyal to you.

You said, no girl would come between us. But here come this baby. Here come this baby and I got to be in the sala. This is exactly like the movie, like the pets. I would make my throat. Living room if I had to, but it's my son, so I got to put my son first. Damn. Put her on couch, duty.

Yeah. Wow. What's your dog's name? What's your first son's name? Your dog. Bailey. Bailey. Shout out Bailey.

Shout out Bailey. I sent Lettia a picture on Instagram. It's the beagle that I sent you. Oh, the beagle's so cute. I remember you showed up. Oh my gosh, shout out to Bailey. Hey, Bailey, I'll give you a house with two kids that will love you, bro. Your man, don't even, he's not loyal to you anymore.

He likes his son more. How dare he? Put him on the phone. Put Bailey on the phone. I feel my girl that my first kid is my dog, and then my second kid is Alexander, which is my actual human beings. Okay. Pet parents are wild.

Yeah. Let your son grow up like, hey, bro, this is not my big brother. Yeah. Putting a dog over a human. Respect your brother. Expecting brother Bailey. Keep it in his 5-106. Simp or P-I-N-P.

All right. So there is a woman out here. This can't be a real story, you guys. I'm looking at our document right now. This cannot. It doesn't sound too far-fetched, okay? Look. There's a woman with only nine months left to live,

and she asked her husband for one last wish. It was to be able to sleep with her ex, one last time. Is she simp or is she pimp? She's a pimp for asking? No, she, we know what she is. What's her man? What is he?

Her man is a cuck. You're so close. If he allows it. This is wild. Vic has his dog, Big Swift in here. Yeah. If you hear like a deep, like good, sexy voice, that's me. Oh, gosh.

So, I don't know. I mean, No, you can't do it. Oh, no, you should never. No, no, nine months, ten months, whatever, whatever it is. Why is that your last wish? Yeah. How dare you're my woman, this is your last wish to get piped down?

That's sick. That's like a fix. Not even by you. By my last wish was with the dude before. Jason? You know I don't like him. That's your last wish, that guy? Mario.

Yes, she might pass away, but you're going to have to live your whole life. Like, you're going to leave your whole life wondering why you weren't good enough. She's dead to me right then and then. She's going to be there. Right then and there. Nine months. If you break up with her in that moment, she's going to get her last wish.

Oh, yeah. Would you rather have found out that she did it behind your back? Like, dang, she was terminal. I was there for her. She cheated on me with her ex or all of that. Or that she told you because this is also... Do people know?

Is this just between us? Do the homies know? The homies know it's over with. This is why I feel like it's such a simp thing to do because he didn't have to share this story. True. This fool shared his story like on Reddit or something, right? It was on Reddit.

Not even Batman can get this info out of me. Yeah, yeah, this is go to the grave. You wanted to do what, babe? Yeah, it should have stayed there. Because then what are you looking for? You're looking for some type of, like... He's looking for sympathy. Just know she was...

Oh, let's go, Machuio! Is that where the word comes from? Try it not. I know. It's not even spelled the same. Just don't even. Wow No I just

No absolutely not She got some pimping in her though She got some pimping in her Cause she like look man Like look we cool and all But like I'm gonna go back to Mike Right before I pass That's cool

That's solid with you Like she gave him Remember terminal She didn't just cheat And imagine being the ex Your ex is dying And she wants to do you for the last time That guy he's like

Nah I'm good I'm good Yeah because he might be like I don't know No no you know he's doubling back He's like Oh you're about to die be the last one of it.

Oh, gosh. I'm gonna kill that. I'm gonna kill her. I'm your first and your left. You're gonna remember me. Yeah, her man, that's him because all of this is happening. Yeah. And he's just there, like, helping the medical bills.

And then it's a friend's group chat. It's over. Yeah. Does he have a life insurance policy on her? I was about to say, yeah, like you're right about the, like, his medical insurance is covering this last part of her life. and it's like allowing this to go down. That's crazy.

Unless you're just on some, okay, if you want to do that, then can I, your sister or something? I don't know. See, look, he could turn into a pimp if he gets some money out of the ex. Like now if she goes and goes with the ex and comes back and bring back some bread. We're not talking about actual pimping.

It's theoretical, it's like pimping like player. Like that. We don't not want her to be pimped out. She's about to die. Yeah, yeah. I mean, if she's about to, How good does she look? She's about to die. But also, okay, look, think about it.

Well, he is going to go on the rest of his life being able to do what he wants after she passes. So, like, I just thought about that too. And it's like, she's probably like, look, I got nine months left in me. You get the rest of your life. Give me this one thing. I'd be like, I'd want. I mean, I wouldn't go for it. But that's like her point of view.

I couldn't do it. And I couldn't tell the world about it. No way. I'll probably tell my best friend. Andrew will probably know that that went down, but I will not tell the world and be like, hey, guess what? She was a cheater beforehand. Like, you don't just wake up, oh, I'm about to die.

But she's just done it behind his back. Yeah, that's what I want. Well, like, truthfully. Just do it. Just do it. Maybe she wanted a clear conscience. Maybe she didn't want to like go to hell. He's still going to hell.

It's premarital sex. He's still going to hell, baby. It don't matter. How we made a decision? That fool's a sim for sure. He's a sim. He's a. No way is he a pim.

Even if he gets money, it's money from your girl going to her eggs. That's pimping. But look, he's a cut. Yeah, no, Sim. Sim. All right, you ready? Yep. Sim.

Sim. Sim. Sim. Sim. Sim. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse?

Don't you know I'm local? Yes, who that was. Not me. Not it. Not it. No? Not it. Sci-Fi?

Was it you? That made the pause? Oh. Is he? Yeah. Yeah. All right, look, let's get into some, don't you know I'm local news. All right.

There's these two homies. And this is what happens. This might be why you shouldn't work with your best friend. Yeah. All right. Big Brother, his best friend, Big Swift. Angie, I don't think this would be me and you. Oh, okay.

This is definitely some. You're telling me something? This is definitely some dog-in-hum type of situations, okay? Oh, I'm not right. Two security ambassadors in West Hollywood. They're getting backlash because they were filmed while they were on duty, or they don't know if they were on break or on duty. They're being in back.

investigated because they were filmed making out and flirting with girls in their little West Hollywood complex that they're I believe what they're meant to do they're unarmed they're not security security this is actually a new program that's supposed to help people feel safe because a lot of robberies go down in the area and they can help people to their car they can help them feel just more secure right it's called block by block and it's a security ambassador program but these blocks oh my gosh they went They went in. They went in on these girls and they were filmed doing it. And now they're getting, I don't know, their backlash. I feel like they might get fired for what they did. Is there something wrong with what they did? Flirting, making out with these girls while they may have been on duty. It was a neighbor.

It was a neighbor that filmed it. Look, me and Vic know a lot about the two man. What's the two man? What's the two men? It's like two man basketball, right? Like it's just me and my, pick and roll. Pick and roll. So it's me and my boy, right?

We're gonna go. There's two girls, right? So there's different ways we can approach this. There's a game plan, right? So we could go, all right, you're going to go lover boy with her. I'm going to go love her boy with her. Or we could go switch off. I'm going to talk to her for 10 minutes.

You could talk to her first. She's not going to know which one to pick. So by, this is what I'm saying. He went a two man, but he at work. Yeah. That's where he was going to be true. But I don't think you never know when you're going to see two lovely ladies that might need your help.

And it seems like the girls were partaking as well. Like they were just as into it as the guys were. And this is a nice part of like town, right? So it's like that's why they have the. security ambassadors around. So they're meant to get them there safely, like to their cars and all the stuff. I mean, yeah.

Are they not safe? They look pretty safe. You're not doing his job? Like a good neighbor, state farmers there. Does he have a condom? Is he safe? Oh my gosh. Yeah. But they're at work.

So that's the only thing. But they could have been on break. But they have the security. They have their uniform on. And I definitely feel like whoever started recording was probably some type of neighbor or something like, oh my gosh, they're doing it again. That's credit to him, though, to get to pull a girl in a full outfit, like work outfit, uniform.

If you could pull a girl like that, you deserve it. With like neon vest. Yeah, you're in a neon vest. You look like a worker. It's like, yeah, it's probably like eight, nine, ten o'clock at night. It's already later. You deserve that little cat, man. Go crazy.

Yeah. Do you think guys can work together and it not turn into like, hey, you want to get that girl? Because I feel like any time two dudes are together, it just turns into. It's going to happen. Yeah. Causes more trouble. It's just like, hey. I think it can. Do you like that one?

Do you like that one? For this sake. Yeah. I mean, I used to work. with my best friend at Taco Bell and it was nothing but trouble. Like they had to separate us. Because we were just having too much fun,

joking around too much like sour cream fights, all the types of stuff. Sour cream, pause. What? What? It was... Roast cream's big. What do you mean by that?

Daisy sour cream, like just a regular sour cream. We had a sour cream gun. And y'all were going crazy with it. It was just like... Y'all sprayed each other in the face. No. It's a crazy picture, Vick. That's just some information you don't have to...

Anyways. I should have took that to the grave. Scorting the Del Taco sauce is what you keep yourself. But we're not mad at these security ambassadors, right? No. No. Not at all. We got a plotter.

My thing is I would be upset if there's crime happening and then it's like, what are they going to do if crime happened? There's a lot of crime happening. They got a suit. They have like a roll of quarters. It's kind of like in Rite Aid or CVS when they have the loss prevention. Like you're there as a presence. Yes.

To kind of deter. I got caught by those people for sure. Yeah. Yeah. They don't really have anything. They're not going to stop anything that they're going to be like, oh, look, that guy's running over there. Like, he took off with that guy's watch. That's it.

I think part of their program, too, is that they deal directly with cops, right? So let's say there was a robbery. They could give descriptions and stuff like that. You can't give description when you're looking at a girl's booty. But how much are they getting paid? How much are they getting paid? Like, is the job worth that they might find the love of their life at this job? Right.

And from there, they could have a way better life than what they're doing. Now, they in West Hollywood might find a little white woman that got daddy money, all type of thing. Investing to their rap career. Yes. That reminds me of literally a Friday. No, I'm not mad at them, though. Let's go. Let's go.

All right, bros. All right, bros, get it in. Prius Poppy. It's looking bad for you out here, boy. Yeah. Why? Not true, not true. Not even, lettice.

Yeah, don't even go there, fool. Okay, L.A., you just heard her laugh. It's continuing. Yeah, because I think it's so funny. You just heard the two on one. What were you guys saying earlier? The what? No, it's not two on one.

No, what was it called? No, two on one. It's crazy, lady. What was it called? Two man. Two men. Two men. Two men.

Two men. Two men. You heard the two men and man. Pick and roll. Pick and roll. That's exactly how you know something is going on. I know nothing. I just always thought.

Wait, why does Angie know how soft your hands are now? Because I shook his hand. She shook my, well, she shook my hand right now. Right now she made you five, three hours ago. Well, they came up in conversations. how my hands were softers. I don't remember. I don't remember how I came up.

Like I said, but look, I'll say this. It's bad for you out here, boy. Man, shout out of all the Priya's drivers, man. We love to you around. Well, check this out. There's this one thing about me is I'm always going to get in trouble by my dad.

At this big age? At this big age, okay? Think of the last time you got in trouble by your parents? Was it yesterday? Because it was for me. Not me in my 30s and him in his 70s and he still get in trouble.

What happened? And it was one of the most, I don't think I deserved it. Why? What happened? One, I don't think I deserve it because I'm an adult now, Dad. True. But two, I was taking a nap after work and then I just hear at the door. Iha.

Why you have so many of these cups? And it's Stanley. And I'm like, because I like them, Dad. Like, I didn't know what to explain. I don't know if I tell you how insulated they are. I don't know if you all me tell you how they keep drinks cold. Very cold. There's too many cups.

You can't even drink You can't even use all the cups Miha And I was like Yeah I can't How I use one every day Like a different one every day

And then he slammed the door With the cup Oh he was tripping Oh he hates it You know why And I understand Stanlies are big And so it's like

His job in the house Is wash the dishes Oh Just wash the dishes Like he had to worry about Okay you guys But to him He just upset him

Yeah That I have Stanlies And I'm like bro Like He made me question my purchases first of all second of all he just spent like upwards of $200 on lot of tickets only got $14 back what did his daughter say what did I say what did I tell you I told him don't even worry about it that's what money's for like as long as you're supportive you're supportive

you've worked all your life who cares how you spend your money exactly meanwhile I'm judged for my Stanley well how many do you have I think you only have two right how many do you wait hold on do you have a Stanley obsession Okay, I like, they come in different colors. So how many do you have? So I have this one that's like a little bit light neutral. Then I have one that's more like fall vibes. I have a green one when I'm feeling like colorful.

Yeah. I have a black one because you can't ever go wrong with that. That's four. Yeah. And then I have like a small one that's like a traveler one that like if I want to put my energy drinks or my coffee and I don't know. Five? Five? Five total. Five total.

But, hey, how many days are there in a week? Yes, but five in like. in like how much of a span. And he washes all five of them? It's water. It's, guess what washing is, rinsing.

No, you got put soap in there. Yeah. Take this little thing out, clean it up. That's it. It's not like you're cleaning grime or any type of,

I think it's more on the, putting it away. Finding where to store it. Oh, yeah. Those are hard. It's not like a size of a regular cup. It's bigger. Yeah.

The straw separate. Wherever they found to find it because I'm the one that's looking for it, you just hear them falling in the kitchen. Oh. If they put him, they don't fit. And you just hear them falling and hitting me and I'm all upset. But that's neither here nor there, you guys.

Because guess what? It could have been cute little cups. And my dad would be mad at me. No, he's tripping out something. No, but it's my dad. It's just anything. He doesn't like multiple of things? They come in Tuesday.

He's like, I can't stand this. There's too many. How can he say about my dad? I love him. He's the best thing that's ever happened to me in my life. He made me. Is that about Papa Letty? Yes.

I'm his daughter. Yeah. But he loves you. Like, I don't know if it's a dad. dad thing. I don't know if it's just his thing, but he gets mad at me for anything. I could call him and be, I could not answer the phone. He's mad at me. I get home at certain

time, he's mad at me. He's like, just mad. It's a thing. It's a trade with my dad. He cares for you. Yeah, yeah. That's where it comes from. But this one I just felt was unnecessary. I felt judged with this one. He definitely judged me. He saw all the colors and then he's like, how much, he might have even gone the extra mile and looked how

expensive they were. Yeah. No, I feel like my mom's the same way because she'll be like that with me towards mugs. Like even anything with Mugge, she's just going to tell me like, oh, why are you bringing more trash at home? Trash, damn. And it's like, it gets bulky. That's what she tells me. She's like, we have no room and you're bringing more trash, Angie.

I think that's what it is too. And I'm like, yeah, but they're cute. Look at this. And I get it. I get you. I just, he's never had to explain a purchase to me. No one has to explain purchases to me. The thing what I think is with dads, I think since if they're in your life and they're like good dads, they're like, I can't stand you.

I'm a good dad. Like, you know, like, look at all these. I raised you like this. Like, look at all these people, all these dads that were deadbeats. Like, I'm a good one. So, like, you just piss me on. They got to, like, keep reinforcing, like, their rules. Their dadness. Yeah.

Exactly. Exactly. Okay. Well, what's the last thing your dad got mad at you for? My dad, my dad? He hasn't been mad at me in a while. Honestly, he, I feel like he gets mad at me for things my sisters do now. Because I'm like, I'm like the perfect child all of a sudden.

Yeah. I'm like, awesome. He's like, hey, dad, you're going to be on the radio again? I'm like, yeah, you know it. And he's like, hey, do you come meet some of my guys from my car club? I'm like, yo, I'll shake everybody's hand. Yeah. Me and my dad are like this now.

It's great. Yeah, my sister's, yeah, this is a little rocky relationship. But he'll call you and be like, did you see what he did. Literally. I'm like, yeah, boy, what do you want me to do? She's not answering her phone again. I'm like, I don't know. She's not answering her phone again.

What do you want me to do? I just feel like I'm going to do. I don't know that I've ever seen my Awellita be mad at my mom or like my grandma be mad at my dad, but I feel like we're in the generation that no matter how old we get. our parents are still, and they, I feel like they have, like, as much entitlement as they feel to get mad at us, I also understand, like, I'm like, all right, I deserve it, I guess. How dare I have, it's my fault. How dare I work hard for my money and then spend it on cute little stuff that I,

that's hilarious. That's hilarious. That I want, right? I get judged all the time. You get judged by your parents? Oh, my mom. I live judged. Oh.

My mom, you know, she's Christian, and when we were at SeaWorld, I was, like, dancing to the beat. And she's like, ah, del Mundo. That means from the world. But why is that a mean thing? That's a sin today. Kind of like for the street or something? I was like, I was like, I was like, music is cool, man. What?

Yeah. And then I'm just like, I'm shaking your hips. Yeah. I was just like, oh my God. Like, this is crazy. Did you stop dancing? No, I told her.

I was like, it's not that serious. Yeah. And she just like shakes her head like, ah. It feels better. not be beholden though, right? To like, they're like, you, you accept it in a way, but also you're just like, I'm still do what I want. The thing is, I don't trust people if your parents were really nice to you.

Like you had to have me, like a jerk parent, parents. Like if you have two nice of parents, like yourself, like some things are with you. I can't trust you. You feel? My dad today, I called, yesterday I called him like, man, Vic, him, me, lady. I'm about to go on the radio tomorrow talk. He said, you ain't waking up a little. You feel like?

You're not about to wake up your house. He already automatically gave you the, you can't do it. You didn't do that. And you're here. I'm here. I'm here. I was here early. I was here before big, yeah.

I was like, yo. For the record, we're all here before big. Oh. That's not big accomplishment. Damn. That's hilarious. That was my dad's words. Me saying I'm on a radio.

You ain't waking up. You not got it. You do not got it. You? I love it. You, the radio. Yeah. For what?

What? What? I'm like, all right, damn it. All right, look, we're not alone. What's the last thing your parents judge you for at your big age, okay? That still makes you feel like a little kid. When's the last time you got a call, a text, or a yell from your parent at your big age? And what was it for?

For me, it's because I buy too many families. For me, it's because my sisters don't answer my dad. Oh, so he calls you mad. Yes. Damn. I'm like, what do you want me to do? I can't answer their phone for them. It's not my fault.

Your dad just doesn't believe in you. My father just doesn't believe in me. Just in general. Just in the general basically doesn't believe in anything I do. Tell him why because of football. I mean, yeah, okay, yeah. So it was around like fifth grade. This is when he gave up all.

He looked at me in my eyes and said, I gave up. I give up. I dropped out of, I dropped out of Razorbacks fifth grade. Like, we were doing the thing. I was an overweight kid. So I had to play with the eighth graders. You know, it goes by weight. So I'm in fifth grade playing with,

a bunch of grown kids, and they're pulling me, throwing me on the ground. I looked at my father and said, I'm not coming back, gang. Like, I'm never coming back. I'm just 10. If you're a fifth grader, you're a baby still. He was smoking a, he was smoking a cigarette in the car

in his expedition on 20s, looked at me and said, I'll never look at you the same. And just since then, since that day, my daddy look at me like, this guy. This disappointment. Yeah, this guy. Because I have a brother who plays for the Raven. So it's like, oh.

Oh, could have been you. Yeah, could have been you, game. But now you're trying to be Steve Harvey on the radio. Now I'm over here, big boy. Got big, lost weight. Shout out big, by the way. But that name's my god. Come on, man.

Now you're big swift. Big Swift. All right. Look, we're asking, what's the last thing your parent got mad at you at your big age? Okay. Who we got on the line, Irene? We have Kimberly from Diamond Bar on line one. Kimberly.

Kimmy. Yo, good morning, y'all. Kimberly. How are you? I'm doing good. How are you guys doing? Amazing. Now talk to us. What's the last thing your parent got mad at you about? All right. So the last thing, it's a little embarrassing. I do deserve to be judged on it. I got a little tattoo with a person mowing a lawn, but the person mowing the lawn is right in the little hoo-ha area.

If you could try to picture that, you might know what I'm talking about. I like that. I like you, Kimmy. Hey, that's very creative. I like that, Kimmy. Was it a Mexican person more? on the line. It better not. You know what? I'm going to please a fist on that one.

What? What? So you thought it'd be cool in like in your little area that is a little bushy to have someone mowing the lawn on so it looks super cute. Wait, wait, wait. So what did your father say about this? And how did he find out? You know what?

That one, that one, he didn't see. He knows about it. It's very disappointed. Very disappointed. Like I want you to be creative in other things, not in this. Exactly. Yeah, Kimmy, I rock with you, but I'm right there with him. A little disappointed.

Swift's the only one that wants to see it. Every week, I got to cut just a little patch off the grass on that area. Oh, my God. Kimmy, Kimmy, Kimmy, Kimmy, Kimmy, Kimmy. I love how you talk about your cat. I like everything you think about your cat. It's all good. It's all good vibes with me.

It's Big Swift to South East Pete. You don't got worried about nothing. I know Vig and Letty, you know, they're going to be stressed with disappointed. Don't be disappointed, man. Yeah, I feel a little judged right now. Don't feel judging. Baby, that thing is where it's supposed to be. You feel me?

Okay. You should put a little water park. You should put a little water park in the front. Okay. Thank you so much, Kim. Thanks, Kim. For calling in. You're a disappointment.

What did you? I'll never look at you the same. I'll never look at you the same. I'll never look at you the same. Irene, who else we got? We have JD from Carson on line three. Okay. J.D.

Good morning, Brownback. Good morning, Jay, Dee. Talk to us. What's the last thing your parent got mad at you about? The last thing that my parents get mad is my gym clothes Your gym clothes Yeah, because my parents are like very like old school Like my dad, his shorts always go past the knee to like

In his shin area Okay And the gym clothes that wear especially like I wear like a lot of dark sports And those shorts go like right above your knee to like your midside And every time I go out to like the gym like okay I'm leaving They're like what do you got on? Why are you a sports that for?

I'm getting to wear short shorts In the Hootie Daddy shorts Jaydy wears Hootie Daddy shorts And they're tight Yeah I'm just like They're not tight They're just like above the knee They're just like little

They're short You know and I tell them like they're called shorts I'm not wearing your medium Yeah they're not called long Yeah You got them Did they get more mad because that's a really good comeback That is a good comeback

Yeah so but it's funny Because they're not even tripping on the price I get it if they tripped on the ice but like this a size? I'm like, come on. Look, man. You're telling them you're recruiting, though, when you're at the gym. That's what I'm saying, man.

You go in there to get girls. You're trying to show the thought. Look, man, as long as there ain't no sugar in your tank, you good, bro. That's what I tell them. I'm like, you want someone to take care of me. I got to show off a little bit of late. You got to give them a place to sit on. Come on.

They got to know. You don't want grandchildren. Come on. Shout to Greg C from the Flavie Unit. He's going to join me at Northwest College Leader. His mom's bad at him because he has too much tattoos. And they told him, next tattoo you get your kicked out. Oh, for real?

Greg's mom, he has a tattoo appointment coming up. Kick him out. Wow. There's one thing you should do, it's listen to your mom. And he's bald now. Yes, Cholo. Yeah. Watching tats on his bald head, but just throwing it out there.

Speaking of North Rose College today in Long Beach, if you go to North Rose College around the area, me and the flavor unit are going to be out there. We got some cool prizes. We might have your tickets to Disney, California, Adventure Park. Come stay with Subtamique and the Flavie Unit and yeah, come through Long Beach Northwest College, okay?

Now is some time for you to win these tickets to go to Disney, California Adventure Park too. Hit us up 818-5-2059. That's 818-5-2059. We're going to be shutting down the park. Summer invasion style is going to be great. Vic, are you or are you not taking Big Swift, your best friend that's in here right now?

Yeah, we could go. We could go. We could go. It's crazy. Yeah. Why can't me and my boy say? slice somewhere. What about if someone starts tripping on Vic? Who do you think I'm going to throw that right hook behind him? No, no, not for fighting. It's going to be

a great family-friendly adventure. Where are you going? Disney California Adventure. Yeah, I never been to Disney. You never been to Disney. You never been to Disney? What? You should have taken. It's great. It's great. Because when I asked Vic earlier, he said it's for family. It's for him, his son. His son love me. That's my little nephew. Oh, okay. So we will see Big Swift up there. Yes, man. Y'all going to see a lot of me now, man. Don't

be annoyed. Oh, God. Angie, don't start acting annoying now. I don't know. I'm not going to see. Just because you got those egg-y tags. Yeah, stop. All right.

Hey, Swift, leave her alone. That's my best friend. Yeah, my eyes are... Yeah. Yeah. I'm worried.