Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep. 45 (08/28/23)
Episode Date: August 28, 2023Brown Bag Mornings talk Tyrese simping, Bad Bunny’s thirst trap, and helped the homie decide whether to snitch on his neighbors girl. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by ...Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
All right.
Our commutes to Vegas are going to get a little bit easier now, you guys.
Thanks to a new part-time lane.
I never heard of these things.
Part-time?
Part-time.
I know toll roads.
I know the fast lane, the HOV lane.
I always wondered, by the way, if Jay-Z calls himself Hove because of the Hove lane.
Because he's in his own lane?
Yeah, I've always wondered that, too.
Hope.
Wow.
Or what does even H-O-V stand for?
The H-O-V?
V Lane.
Hove.
What does Hove even mean?
It's like Highway up.
Shut up.
Something.
Victory?
I don't know.
I mean, please do us
the Googles and please tell us.
Okay, there's a new part-time lane, though,
that the California Department of Transportation announced on Friday.
It's going to open from Sundays to Mondays,
10 a.m. to 8 p.m., hopefully to help people that are driving back from Vegas.
If you've ever driven back from Vegas, that's probably the worst drive in life.
Oh, yeah.
Because the lane, it's just one lane going, one lane coming.
Everybody wants to stop at Prim Valley.
Yeah.
It's just gross.
You try to leave early, quote unquote, on a Sunday.
No.
It doesn't work.
No, the worst part of the sun beaming on you.
Yeah.
Usually when you've had a little too much to drink the day before,
so you're just like in the back seat or in the front seat, wherever, just hating life.
Dehydrated.
Yeah.
dehydrated.
That's the worst feeling.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, thank you for the relief that we're going to get.
I know they're opening like that Tesla lane that if you have a Tesla car, you can go
kind of underground.
They're trying to fix the like the train that can take us there.
Either way, they want us to go back and forth to Vegas.
Like they want us in Vegas.
And this is kind of overdue.
I feel like we're in the year 20 on our Lord's year of 2023.
And we still have to drive to Vegas four hours.
Like, come on, man.
Like it should.
There should have been a super fast.
It's called the airplane.
Yes, period.
I know, with something like more...
Yeah, like the things they got in Tokyo,
like the super fast lightning speed rails and stuff like that.
Like, come on.
It's overdue.
We should have figured it out.
I'm glad that we're not up to party your standards big and we're getting there.
Well, we're almost there.
Still a little more happy.
Irene, did you Google what HOV meant?
Yes, I did.
What does it mean?
It stands for a high occupancy vehicle.
Whoa.
Wow.
Wow.
I never would have thought of that.
I still don't know what it means.
Carpool?
I think that's what it means.
You got a lot of people in this car.
When did they change it?
I felt like it used to be carpool lane and all of a sudden it was HOV lane.
When Jayze moved down here.
Wow.
I remember one time being stuck on the 15 and there was a car that overheated.
Like the worst thing that you want to happen is your car overheats.
And you feel so bad for that family because it was a family.
because you know it's going to take them forever.
No one's going to want to stop and help them.
No way.
Because it's the desert.
Yeah.
It's hot.
That's like when the pressure is on a dad.
Figure it out.
Both of you are dads.
Maximo, you're like having your car breakdown and it's on you to fix it.
You're like, I'm barely an adult.
Yeah.
Where's the AAA number?
Yeah.
True that.
Triple A would even be in traffic to get to you.
It's happened to me too.
What?
Where we had like a flat.
It was actually on a tour.
and it was the worst.
It was like we're in the middle of nowhere.
It was hot.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Who fixed it?
You're on tour.
Did you preiko?
No, no.
It was a Jose actually fixed it.
My friend.
Wait.
Oh, my, Jose.
My friend, Jose.
There's so many Jose.
And they all fix it.
They all like.
I thought Jose in the car like, I did.
I did.
I did.
It was a true.
No, man.
I have one of my friends, Jose.
He was the tour manager.
He ended up fixing it.
Well,
Jose from Gurley.
Yes.
Well, me and like the.
with the artist, we actually went out into pictures.
Who's the artist?
It's the artist.
Wow.
Who is it?
I'm just kidding.
It was MERS.
Oh.
You made these so weird.
I'm just messing with you.
So you're with Mers and Jose and the car breaks down and Jose fix it.
Yes, she fixed it.
We were thankful because we went through pictures.
Doesn't that sound like a knock-knock joke or something?
So Mers, Maximo, and Jose.
It was trapped in the car.
I thought it was going to be like a buddy film or something.
like bong bros.
No.
Yeah, it was a, I'm not really into fixing tires, so.
Yeah.
Are you, you're fixing it?
Well, you look like you are.
All right.
Look.
You would think.
I can trade oil and everything.
Keep it here.
Happy Monday.
We're brown bagging.
On the way, we have our baby girl, Angie, with Sombra Sala.
We do.
You guys, hide your girls because Babb Bunny is letting it all out.
And he has a cure of a candle saying.
I'll tell you what he did on Sambra Sala next.
Hey!
What are you doing over there?
Samba Salah with Angie.
All right.
Benito Antonio Martinoz Ocasio,
aka bad bunny.
Yeah.
Call me.
That's his full name.
Call me,
fool.
What?
No, no, no, no.
I'm kidding you guys.
Angie fell for the thirst trap.
What happened?
This man.
This man is letting it out and airing it out.
What are you talking?
Literally. So yesterday, Sunday,
he went on a little rant on IG.
I'm telling you, it always hurts on IG.
He goes on IG, he starts posting, like,
random pictures of, like,
stuff about him.
Like, selfie. Like, a story dump.
Yeah, pretty much. Pretty much.
And it's just, like, random selfies, music.
He's listening to, means, his fits.
And, like, clearly he's still with candle
because he posted, like, a picture, or not a picture,
but a, what's it called, a video of them together.
And he's, like, telling her, like,
Opie, calling her, baby.
Listen.
Baby.
Mommy,
be careful.
Braves?
De Mosquitoes.
Bab,
but you let it know,
they're still together, you guys.
They're still together.
He's calling her,
Be careful.
Mommy.
Mosquitoes.
Be careful with the mosquito.
That sounds nice.
But through all that stuff, right?
It takes like this selfie that got everyone's attention, right?
So it's like a naked picture of him pretty much.
And it's only showing like the pelvis up.
There's a little bit more below.
pelvis I show. There's no shirt, no pants, clearly no choney's because you can see like the bush.
Yeah, he's a shower somewhere. You can see the bush and like the little of his hoo-ha, the top of it.
Yeah. Clearly. This is how girls describe nudes, you guys. Listen, Instagram. Let's get to it. Get rid of it.
He knew where he did. He knew where to crop is what he did. Yeah, it was pelvis up. You can see everything.
It was more than pelvis baby girl. I'm trying to give it peachy here. Oh, you didn't. It's saying bush and hoo-ha baby girl.
I thought that was
CG, my bad.
The thing that I love about this photo,
many things,
but it was his shadow.
The one he posted was just his shadow,
but he needs to know that people have
like visco and like editing app,
so they just like hired the resolution
or did something that made it more light.
And so you could see what was really there, right?
You could see all his tattoos and other things.
You can see everything.
But it's so funny because the girls finally had something that guys always have.
Like I'm blind you guys save like all these girls' photos or they do like a thirst trap and everybody's like, oh my God, they go viral for their thirst trap.
The girls, we never have that full.
So this is what it is?
This is like, like there was like a quote.
Like every girl has that photo saved in their phone right now.
Yeah.
So go ahead.
Check your girl's phone.
Check your girl's phone right today.
That picture, I'm telling you, it says it's a bit of Benito's in there.
How dare they?
So what you're saying is...
Resting to respect themselves.
It's your screensaver?
Yeah, it's my screen server right now.
Wow.
You know how now you can, on the iPhone,
you can change the screensaver here and there?
Because you have options.
And so when it dropped, when it happened,
I remember talking to Angie about in the group chat,
like, oh, he's so single.
This is him doing his little single thirst trap,
doing his like, oh, yeah, look at me now, ladies.
Because it was photos that he hasn't posted
for the last few months since he's probably been with candle, right?
Yeah.
So we're like,
dude, they're not together anymore, but then he posts the video of them, like him learning English and telling her, be careful, mom.
Mommy.
No, he doesn't say Bebe, Angie, at all.
Play your audio again.
He says mommy.
In my head, Aal Aheer is Vivek.
But his English is improving.
His English is improving.
Yeah, so maybe that's good.
That's what he gets out of the relationship.
Yeah.
He learns English.
My dad learned English dating a white girl.
He tells me this all the time.
Yeah.
That's very efficient.
Yeah, that's very efficient.
Yeah, had a girlfriend.
I didn't know Spanish
and I didn't know English
so we just figured it out
That's their free English
and Baradas
Mm-hmm
Love
Forced
Yeah
Amor sin bareras
I don't know you guys
All I'm saying is you guys
Keep your girls away from that bunny
But they're still together
Yeah
So that was just
So what like
He was thirst trapping
Just for fun
Just for fun
Yeah
He doesn't care what Ken was saying
Dude if that was on the other way
Like if Mark is it that
He sends like
Thirst traps out there
No fool
I am not having it
Why
What do you mean?
You guys would be okay with your girl
sending like, not sending, but like posting their straps.
Okay.
I mean, isn't that all Instagram is at this point?
True.
No.
Maximil Lodge you used your Instagram for work?
That's all I use it for.
See?
That's it.
Work, work, work, work.
I think if Marcus had the body and tattoos and popularity and all of that.
And he were to post it.
Yeah.
Let me try it.
I'm going to post my dad by.
I'm sure that was his face.
But guys can always say the same thing about girls.
because then it's like why are you dressed like that posting a photo like that?
Respect yourself.
Yeah.
That's all I would kept thinking.
Respect yourself, Benito.
Yeah.
Respect your relationship.
That too.
Is it disrespectful to?
I think so.
I think that that's like a red flag.
Yeah.
I mean, if it was like that, you know, like, yeah, that's a lot.
Like, if there was the girl equivalent of that and that was my girl, like, no, we have a problem.
Yeah, maybe not a red flag, but like a deal breaker for me.
Like, I would have a problem with them.
Yeah.
I don't need you to be asking for attention.
Why you got to send it to the world?
Exactly.
From my eyes only.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was also art.
That's the way you see it.
Is it?
Is it?
Listen, if Jorge did the same thing at Bad Bunny dear.
I can't talk because I post them.
Oh.
Yeah.
I post them.
Yeah.
But not me, you guys.
I know you guys are going to say, like, oh, it's confidence.
No, like the Bad Bunny thing, it was like a cool little frame.
It was a silhouette.
Like, it was really nice.
Like, if you were to show like a shadow of your silhouette or whatever, it's like, oh, I get it.
It's tasteful.
We made it untasteful by the things that we did to that photo.
Like, it could go in a gallery kind of.
It could.
Yeah.
I mean, if you want to, not for me.
That's a good excuse.
That's a really good excuse.
I mean, have you seen someone put like an egg in a gallery?
Anything go to the garden.
Yeah, a banana would take.
A bad money trying to put two eggs in the gallery.
And his banana.
And his banana.
And his dad.
To top of it.
All right, that's it for Sondrasala.
Brat to your local Southern California to go to dealers.
I'm Angie from Brownback Morning.
I'm Power 106.
And let's talk about it.
How comfortable or uncomfortable are you with your partner or your man or your girl posting something like that?
Like if you haven't seen the Bad Bunny one, do we just have it just for research purposes on Brown Bag Mornings 106?
Yeah, right enough.
Just for research purposes.
You want to go look for reference, for reference.
You could also scroll through your girl's phone for reference.
It's right there.
It's right there.
It's right.
It's in her recent photos.
Yeah, she was looking at for tattoo inspo.
True.
He has some really weird tats, by the way.
Rant-D.
Yeah, super random.
I don't like the way that his tattoos are set up.
That's all I focused on.
I'm going to take your guys word for it because I did not click on it.
Why not?
I think I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
Oh,
I'm just going to describe it.
Put it up on the screen.
I scrolled by it and I was like, oh, this is a, all the same means.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How do you feel about your partner in thirst traps?
Guys, girls chime in.
Bad buddy posted a photo of a silhouette of him, kind of in the shower area vibes.
And it was just very, it was a lot.
The people did what the people do.
and they like up the lighting on it
and then you could see more than like, wow.
Yeah.
They call the real picture.
Yeah.
He definitely doesn't use gardeners.
So we're talking about like that post
because if he's still a candle and he is
because then he posted a photo telling her
or video telling her, be careful mommy.
The mosquitoes.
Oh, Antonio Bender is with it.
All right.
But they definitely are still together.
However, he posted that thirst trap.
So it's thinking like,
What's that photo for you in your significant other?
Did it ever get you in trouble?
Like, well, this is too much.
Like, I'm with you.
I know you're bombed, but you shouldn't be posting like that.
There's only one story that I've ever done that I got in trouble with.
No way.
And kind of in trouble.
Kind of in trouble.
Like it was just, I got more made feel guilty.
It was when we went to Regetto Orlando.
Shout out to Reggetonlandia.
Oh, yeah.
And we were all having fun and we were turning up.
And if you know, like what was I doing that whole time?
Just watching UFOs.
Pretty much, yeah.
Me and Angie were in like the little VIP section.
Front row seat to our barrel.
Yeah, you were definitely.
You were checking girls necklace size with your hand.
You're seeing how.
Measuring.
Yeah.
Measuring.
Do you know he was checking out the wildlife.
He found a hippopotamus, actually.
He did. He did.
He did. He did. And then our homie knocks out.
Like he's so drunk, he knocks out.
Yeah.
So he's knocked out.
Then I see Vic kind of like he moved.
Vic went to an area.
He shouldn't be.
he started bunny hopping.
Vic has his dance movie,
he starts bunny hopping.
And I don't know who was there,
but I'm like,
hey,
record this because it looks insane.
We're how to get online
that one of them is bunny hopping.
One of them's knocked out.
So I grabbed Duno's head,
pause,
the one that's on his head.
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
with hair.
It's face.
And like,
I'm kind of like,
I don't know.
It is inappropriate.
I don't know.
You're moving his head.
Yeah,
but it made,
I was moving his head while I was dancing.
Like a bubble head.
Yeah.
So to me, I'm like making fun of the drunk on me.
Yeah.
It's like, oh, look at this one so stupid.
I'm going to post it on my story.
And I get one response and one line, one response.
And it was just, is it this appropriate?
And I fell.
So bad.
Fire line.
Oh, my God.
I can't wait to use that.
And then I took down the story.
I'm sorry.
I was so sorry, Dad.
I want to be it.
But that's the only post that's ever gotten me in.
And I've posted thirst traps like, I don't know what I got.
Is this appropriate?
Is this appropriate?
It makes you feel like the worst human.
Because then you start getting introspective.
Yeah.
You're not accusing?
You're just asking questions.
So now it's on me to answer.
That's a guilt trip.
That is fire.
I'm already in my notes.
Yeah, same.
There's no post that have ever got you guys in trouble.
It's just me.
Thanks.
Me and Bad Bunny?
You have bad,
well, he didn't get in trouble
because I don't get in trouble
because I don't get in trouble.
Shut up.
I know, I know, I know.
I know you did, yeah, let's not talk about that.
What is it after?
We're not going to talk about that.
I'm telling my story.
God damn.
It was a really good video.
I said her video that said
the reason why he's breaking or something
what was it?
Come on.
It said the reason why your crush doesn't like you back is because he doesn't want to break your heart.
He wants to break somebody else.
It's like, wouldn't you rather him break someone else's hard than your heart?
So it's like played into my delulu.
It's not cool.
He's saying to you.
He likes you so much.
He doesn't want to hurt you.
It's okay.
It's okay.
This all makes sense now.
All right.
What happened?
What happened?
Oh, man.
So it wasn't me, but like I had posted a photo with a homie from we were at an event.
And I posted a photo with him.
And I guess like he had in he was he was a up-and-coming rapper so like I guess he had introduced like his girl to everybody that
At the event before and I had gotten there late so when I posted that photo
She was tripping on him like hey who is this? No, no no no no and he was like bro like she's a blogger like she's a home girl
And it was like a big thing and so he DM'd me and he was like hey like can you take it down my girl's tripping
I was like well I'm not even like I'm literally like I literally like
Like it wasn't even
Platonic
I don't even think of you like that
Like it was
Yeah like I wasn't even like
It wasn't even extra anything
Sometimes it doesn't even have to be a thirst trap for you
Your partner didn't get upset about it
It was crazy
And it was just
You know how Mario came in
Like earlier
Oh right
The singer Mario
Yeah that's cool
And so I took a picture with them
And I actually told Irene
Can you take a video
Because I'd rather take video than pictures
Because I'm awkward like that
And so I took like screenshots
of the video and I showed him to Marcus
and I'm like oh look I'm gonna post it it's so funny
right? What's the screenshot?
And it's just like I'm just making
fun of him right? Like Mario because I call him
a fool I forgot what I call him a fool for
and so I'm just laughing with him and it's
just like four little pictures
right? And I showed Marcus and he's like wow
you're looking at him and you've never looked
at me that way.
I'm sorry Marcus but you're not
Mario. I'm sorry you've never made
a let me love you. Yeah I'm like
what are you talking about and I haven't
posted them, but you know what?
That just reminded me, and I am going to do that.
Hey, Marcus, you better chill till you turn to just a friend.
All right?
Marcus, when she posted, ask her, is this appropriate?
Your butt.
This is my game that I was giving you guys.
That's great.
Marcus didn't see him singing to you.
Yeah.
That's the craziest part.
It's funny because what he sees, I get it, though.
Oh, you see.
I don't.
I understand Marcus.
Like, what he sees is my girl,
laugh another dude making my girl laugh
Oh yeah I was very happy that picture
Like what are you extra giggly
Yeah you don't like when Big Sweep was in here
Like you're all your hands will sob
Oh you did have soft set
Yeah
Oh yeah
I'm not
I'm gonna see
Little things like that
I'm like what are you talking about
Stop being delusional fool
Yeah by the way if you want to see
Marcus finally
Prisoppy Brownback Mornings 1 06
Because that was a big reveal
Yeah we did a face reveal
And he's known now here
these streets apparently. Everyone was like, oh yeah, Marcus, ooh, high five. Weird. And shout out to
everybody that we saw at Disney California. Oh, my gosh. Shout out to everybody. So much love. So much love.
But V. It was so awesome. How did you guys like the parade? You guys were in a Disney parade.
That was really cool. Come on. I'm officially a Disney princess, so address me as such.
I just saying. I love it. We just weren't on a Disney parade. We're on a Disney power parade.
with like the coolest.
Like that just really made me realize as a station.
Like we're so cool.
We're so cool.
We got some heavy hit as no pun intended.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Like it's just like, wow, we have a really strong team here.
And it was dope to vibe with everybody.
Yeah.
So everybody that came out to even you guys staying the parade route,
they're staying the parade route to say what's up to us.
Yeah.
Like that's what I thought was really cool.
Like you guys were waving at us.
Even if you were there for like,
because Cali was there too.
O KLOS was there.
Kada was there.
to see the love when we passed through in our little,
in our double-decker bus,
it was really cool beings.
And, like, that's what makes it special.
So if you ever have a chance to go to Disney, California Adventure with us
for our summer invasion, this is our second year doing it.
Each year it just gets better and it just gets more fun and cool to, like,
see everybody outside.
And it's DCA, so, you know, the activities that can partake.
I want to shout you out.
Why?
You have the mic and you're just...
I know.
Who's great?
No, I see the mic.
Who did that?
No, you did great.
Yeah, you did great.
You kept the energy up.
Yeah.
And you made the energy in the bus like so fun because we were all looking at each other and just be like, ah, like laughing.
She's being crazy.
We were cracking up.
I just remember, like, you guys, there was a point where I'm just on the mic and I turned a Tupac on the mic, you guys.
The stuff I was saying shouldn't be for a parade at Disney.
It shouldn't be for a disc track.
But I was up there and I was like, yes, Perra 106.
And just stuff.
Stuff.
And then all the guys were laughing and then they were like,
had you take the mic and then he's like, leave her on the low.
Let her be.
Who else is going to take the mic?
Nobody like no one's going to take the mic.
Just let her live.
Enjoy the moment.
And I thought it was funny because under us on our,
the lower level was ecto, wavy, charisma and e-man.
And I was like, dude, like it was so funny to be like,
I wonder what they hear.
It's like the apartment when the people say the thing to laugh.
Yeah.
Dude, already.
It was really cool to see you, everybody pop out.
For sure.
And shout up the leakers, man, because we were laughing so much.
You guys had a good, like, brother.
You guys had, like, a cool little brother moment.
I saw, like, Be Nice.
Justin, Milk, you guys.
DJ Ever was there.
Shout out of my guy, DJ Ever.
He's an OC representative, Angie.
The OG-O-C representative.
Yeah, but he, like, rarely comes out.
He's, like, a ground hug.
Yeah.
October's here.
Just after me.
He saw his shadow.
But it was really cool to be out there.
And there were a couple embarrassing moments.
So I want you guys to chime in on what moment was more embarrassing, okay?
Because this one was very embarrassing for me and for Vic at the same time.
Oh, yeah.
So there's this little area that they told us to go meet with like our bosses and like cheers to the night.
And it's by that Ferris wheel.
Paradise Pier.
It's on Paradise Pier by the Ferris wheel.
So that's a perfect photo opportunity, right?
And so the morning shows, like we had just seen.
Frank and Heidi take photos right in front of him.
And the photographer, shout out to our guy, Oscar.
He also shoots at the Hollywood Walk of Fame when they get a star.
He's like the official photographer.
So he's like, hey, you guys, like, go see it.
Like, he's placing us, right?
Yeah.
And first he does like solo shots.
And then he's like, okay, now look at each other.
And so like, me and Vick are just following.
Like, all right, look at each other.
Okay, now hold each other's hands.
And we're like, wait, what?
No, no, he said, okay, now intertwine your hands.
Yeah.
Look at each other.
Like he was trying to set up the Ferris wheel in the back and then me and Vic holding hands like the notebook or something.
I was a witness. Wow.
But right.
Initially, we're just following directions because we're just like, all right.
And he's like, okay, look at each other.
Maybe there's like a cool little thing where the Mickey is popping in between us if we're looking at each other or something.
He's like, all right, now intertwine your hands.
Totally we did it for like, how's something?
We're like, literally just following directions.
We're like, okay.
It's like, all right, now turn and face each other.
And we're like, wait, what on?
Yeah.
And then he's like, you're not a couple?
We're like, wait, no!
It was a lot.
It was hilarious.
And he could tell you guys, no kiss.
No kidding.
It was about, it was about to make me kick my leg up and kiss big.
That was next.
That was next.
I was so confused.
I'm like, why would you do that?
It was really weird because this is the way that we are.
And it was like, oh.
And I thought he was the power photographer.
So I was like, oh, like he knows who we are.
You know, but he just thought we were random two people.
No, he knew who we were.
At least he knew who I was because he was like, hey, what's up, letty, like, I met him before.
At first I was like, yeah, he knows like, we're doing this for the morning show, but yeah.
But then he's like, they're together together.
I was like, whoa, whoa, that is very weird.
So that was embarrassing.
So there's one, there's one, you guys.
Okay, where's number two, Vic?
What happened to you?
Oh, my God.
Probably top three most embarrassing moment in my life for sure.
Okay, so life just humbles you so fast.
So I'm on the Incredit coaster, ironically.
I'm on the Incredicle.
I'm with my sisters.
I'm with the homegirl Yealine.
Brianna's there.
So we're all just hanging out.
And then as soon as I'm like in the line that's like about to go on to the coaster,
I get like four groups of different people wanting to take a picture of me right away.
Oh, that's awesome.
That means the whole line they were thinking about it.
And before he gets on, let's take a photo.
Yeah.
So everybody comes over to me like, hey, what's up?
Like, just take a picture.
Cool.
Awesome.
Great.
This was awesome.
And then I was like, okay, cool.
And then there's a group of girls behind me.
It's like four girls behind me.
And then somebody says, hey, she wants to take a picture with you.
And then so this is after I'm just, I just took four different pictures.
I'm like, okay, I'm Mr. Celebrity.
Yeah.
They know me.
And then so I turn around and there's a group of four girls.
And I'm like, which one of y'all wants to take a picture with you?
And then they look at me and they're like, who are you?
Oh, my love.
And I was like, somebody's.
I said.
This picture, imagine Angie, we're just standing in line and you just see this dude.
Like, so who wants a photo?
No, but like, no one.
You're like, gross.
The worst part is that, like, I just opened my hands, like, and like, my whole body, I'm just like, so, like, who wants to take a picture?
I'm ready for you.
I'm ready for you, though.
And then there's a girl behind them that wants to take a picture of me.
I don't know why, but she just snapped a quick photo of me.
But in my most.
They think you look like Drake.
In my most.
embarrassing moment. Like she snapped a photo
of me so I need to find that photo because I was so
embarrassed. That's hilarious. And then I just turn
around and then all my
sisters saw, like my sisters, everybody else
with me saw and just could not stop laughing at me.
Like you idiot.
All right. They were making fun of you? Okay, but were the girls
cute? No, they were like a little, I don't want to, you know.
Oh, yeah. But you just embarrassed yourself.
Nonetheless, I was embarrassed.
At any age, if he got embarrassed.
Yeah, it didn't matter. Did anybody else have an embarrassing
moment? Was it just me and Vic?
I think it was just you too.
It was just YouTube.
Really?
No one's guest made you feel a little bit embarrassed?
No.
Oh, okay.
Very good.
I'm like, you're here.
All right, who's more embarrassing?
What happened with me and Vic or what happened with Vic and the girls that didn't want a photo?
I think they think they did.
It was so embarrassing.
Like, I didn't know how to like.
Like, I'm, you're telling the story.
I'm embarrassed for you.
Right.
I was like, I didn't know what to do.
Luckily, we got right on the coaster, but like I was just so embarrassed.
I was like, wow.
Like life humbles you so fast.
Super fast.
So you guys do not miss our Disney California adventure take covers.
You miss the good stuff like that when you miss it.
All right.
Let's get into Word on Rose Grans.
Word on Rosecrans.
Iggy Azalea got kicked off stage for being to do-da-da-da-to-dick.
So look, you're rapping.
Look, rapper Iggy Azalea was performing in Saudi Arabia,
Saudi Arabia this weekend.
She was killing it.
She was in her black.
body sue everything was going great
until she kneeled down and then
boom her body suit busted
open around the leg area
and it started to show her thighs
now a wardrobe malfunction usually is
like it's embarrassing but
that doesn't mean they have to like kick you off stage
right but they're in Saudi Arabia
and Habibi don't play that
okay so she tried to
finish the performance sitting down but the venue
had her escorted off stage because
Saudi Arabia has very strict
and decent exposure laws
Wow.
And so to watch the full video of the wardrobe malfunction, it's on Brown Bag Mornings on IG.
Sorry, Brown Bag Mornings 106 on IG.
But yeah, it was just super like, she was like really embarrassed and she wanted a, she like even
apologize to the fans like, I'm so sorry.
They just didn't let me finish.
You know what I'm saying?
Because of the strict laws over there.
That sucks.
Yeah, it was.
It's not her fault.
It's not.
It's God's fault for making her so voluptuous, honestly.
God's fault.
Oh, God.
Give her money.
Yeah.
He left the people hanging with Melody, her performing her whole.
Yeah, like her various hits.
Her three singles, yeah.
Go ahead.
Yeah, but I just thought it was hilarious.
Obviously, it went viral.
It was circulating everywhere.
But yeah, I just thought it was messed up because it's not her fault.
Yeah.
It's not her fault at all.
All right.
Look, Siza dropped the video to her hit track, Snooze,
and you'll never guess which pop star makes a cameo.
Okay?
So Cizzo was on, has been on a role ever since she dropped her SOS album last year.
And her, one of her biggest hits is snooze.
And many fans are wondering, where's the video?
It's been like eight or nine months, right?
Yeah, for sure.
Was taking so long, who knows.
But now we know what took so long.
What took a, it took a, it's a, she has a whole roster of dudes that she had to fit into the video.
Yeah.
Okay.
But one of them was Justin Bieber, the beads.
The Bebees.
He wasn't even the lead in it.
He's just another guy in the video.
It wasn't like, no, he was just one of her guys, like one of her male interest.
And I was like, wow, this is crazy.
I did not expect Justin Bieber.
Like, because you're just watching the video.
There was no like announcement of like, oh my God, Justin Bieber is going to be in this video.
You're watching it and then she's like, you know, with this guy.
And then she's with this guy.
Another guy is eating like French fries off her back.
She's telling every guy the same thing.
Like she loves them.
She can't lose.
She's not with them.
Exactly.
It's essentially, like, think of Jay Z's girls.
When he has different girls
She flipped that
It's cool
Exactly
And then so Justin Bieber's in it
And I was like dude
Justin Bieber is
Super supportive of Siza
He went to her show
In LA with his
With his wife Haley
And then now he's in her video
Just being cool
With being one of the guys
Like he was like
Usually you would think
That a pop star
As big as him would have to be
I need to be the male lead
I need to be this
This and that
It needs to be circulated around me
He was cool
Just being the dude
That was just like smoking
And being chill
like her white boy or whatever so her white boy literally he'd be fitting me pasta and last i thought that
was pretty cool but justin seems to be like super supportive of his artist friends like he did the same
kind of thing with drake um when he was in the pop star video instead of drake um he's just he's really like
shows love he doesn't have to share his you know big platform but i just thought that was dope that he
made a cameo yeah in scissors video you know that when that popped up like i got so confused so i went
on Apple Music and I'm like oh what they
dropped the remakes and I was out of here looking
for like the remix of just what Justin
Justin NIST's that. That's what you would think. Maybe it's
an Easter egg. Yeah. Oh.
What's Easter egg? I know.
I thought again about Easter and the bunny
but it's just like little hints. Yeah.
Foreshadowing. I thought
yeah. I thought it could be but
she dropped the four pack EP
along with the video and it's just four different
versions of snooze and none of them have Justin B
running. It's like a sped up version, an
instrumental and then like another like a
or whatever.
So yeah.
That was your word on Rosecrans brought to you by local Southern California Toyota dealers.
I'm Rose Kranzvik for Brown Bag Mornings on Power 106.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Mese?
Don't you know I'm local?
All right.
Where's El Segundo so I could sign up my kids for Little League over there?
Right by the airport.
Shout out El Segundo, the El Segundo Little League team that just won the Little League World Series Championship game.
Okay?
And don't let any Olympic runner, like, mislead you.
It is a world championship, even if it's happening in the USA.
No, they ended up, first they wore U.S. champs when they beat Texas, I believe two days ago.
Then they beat Curacao, which I didn't know was a country, you guys.
I thought it was a store.
And then it was a store too.
And you can convert stuff into pesos.
And I don't even think Corazo speak Spanish.
No, it's just a, where it's not even probably Curacao.
So it's probably Kurokau or something.
A car.
Yeah.
But anyway, Elsonino beat them to become the Little League world champions.
And shout out to those kids.
They're 12 years old.
Yeah, right.
Winning world championships already.
Some of those kids aren't 12.
Come on.
You saw the one that hit the home run?
Hell no.
They look really big.
Dude, he was huge.
Yeah, they look like, man.
He was huge.
I'm like, no way he's 12.
That's when you go El Salvador.
See, what's up going on?
Yeah, that's my one up there.
I think one of the other fools from the other country had like Tad.
or that was a coach or something.
No, I swear.
But it is, like, that's what,
what we're talking about,
just youth sports, right?
And it's awesome to see,
but then we have moments like what happened
with Ronnie James, right?
Where it's like, wow, something,
they're putting their bodies
through so much, so young,
and they're getting, like,
they didn't even know that they had certain issues
or certain things that, like,
with Brody specifically,
the stuff that's going on with his heart, right?
That they just found out.
But it's like you're putting your heart
and your body through so much
and you're still growing.
Yeah.
So it's crazy,
but these kids are killing it.
Oh,
yeah.
I feel like even us as adults,
we couldn't win the Little League
or champions.
Definitely not.
I'm telling you.
My Coet team could not beat the Little Lakers.
But that kid wasn't 12.
I'll bet money on it.
Literally,
check his birth ticket,
it's just going to say,
I am 12.
Make you sound like a real hater.
Yeah, it's a lot.
It's a lot.
He sounds like he played Little League
and he's upset.
That I never made it.
How come I never made it?
I didn't even know we could sign up.
Right for the World Championship?
Yeah, like I didn't know when I was taking place.
What was your little league team?
I played for a couple, but I paid like for the Reds, the Dodgers, the Rockies.
But I just like, I never understood like how that worked.
I guess I just never been far enough.
Yeah, it's just we were like played the city and like, I don't know.
And then I'm like, how do you get there?
Yeah.
And I also going to wasn't that far.
But being good.
But being six feet tall when you're 12.
years old, Jesus Christ.
We're support.
Show them love.
Hey, we're proud of them.
We're proud of them.
I'm very proud.
I'm very happy for you.
I am, okay?
I didn't get to finish.
Own it.
Look, keep it here because we have
homie helpline on the way.
We're going to be helping out of homie.
We'll tell you more about it.
After this is Power 106.
L.A's number one for hip-hop.
Buenos Aires.
It's Power 106.
L.A.'s number one for hip-hop
Good morning.
If you don't have a cold water bottle,
go back home.
Get your cold water bottle because it's going to be really,
really hot, like triple digits, you guys.
Yes.
In the valleys and all that crazy stuff.
Freeze your cold water.
Let it get frozen.
Freeze it.
And then put aluminum foil around it.
Or if you have a thermal cup or like a Stanley or a hydroflass or a Yeti.
You just put cold water and it'll stay like that the whole day.
I like the old school way.
Yeah.
Keep the.
You need a weapon.
Just don't leave it in your backpack because before you know all your stuff is wet.
You look like one of those kids are like two-term things.
homework's wet.
Yes.
At least he did his homework.
Yeah.
All right.
Supposedly.
So it's been really hot today.
Be careful out there.
We have shoutouts.
Yes.
We actually have a lot of shoutouts from our Disneyland, California Adventure Takeover.
Claudia and Violet.
Made a whole new name.
They came and they took pictures with everybody.
I seen they did like a collage photo.
Anthony.
And they had a kid.
I didn't remember the kid's name, but he was Edgar.
and they looked like the Garcia family
They all came up to me and Vic
We talked for like 10 minutes
They were like I don't understand
I can't wait till he grows up
So he can make fun of his hair cut together
Yeah
That was awesome
Then the dad like joined in on making fun of the kids
Edgar Cote with me
He's like he pays $50 for that
Aw
And we were cracking up
That was awesome
I love you
I love our listeners
They have such personality
And then also Manny
I was in the Toy Story ride line
And I was with Max
and my nephew, and they were just going crazy,
so I was kind of losing it.
And he's like, yo, my bad man, can I take a quick photo?
And I was like, yeah, come on.
Oh, your kid and your nephew were losing it.
I had both of them.
Yeah.
So it was a lot.
So he just came in.
I could see he was timing it when they come in.
I just wanted to shout out myself because I told these fools,
I'm like, that's what you get.
Don't bring the kids.
And shout out to the kids.
Shout out to all the kids that come,
because I love hugging you,
and I love you back to your parents.
But I know those nights, it's like, look at me.
Oh, God.
Frizzavirs.
Yeah.
30 minutes into the...
Ralecking.
30 minutes into the thing.
I was just so upset.
I heard Vic.
I heard Vic tell.
Tonight, you're going to eat what I give you.
You're going to do whatever.
Tomorrow we're going to have fun.
But today is for work.
Okay.
Vick?
He's like, don't ask any questions.
You're going to eat the Chinese food.
Don't ask anything about the rides.
We're going to go with the rides that I say.
Yeah.
I'm trying to explain to him for work.
No.
And then, no, this little kid is a little smart ass.
Pissing me off because I'm like, I'm here for work.
He's like, you don't work at dinner.
Disneyland you work at Power 106 dad
He said how could you be working somewhere
where you don't work?
And I was like, I'm always
Vick 24-7!
Start circuiting.
I'm a real kid for six.
You're overheating?
Overloaf.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I have some shout-out to
Tony and Andy at the Incredica coaster
that was right before I embarrassed myself.
Esmeralda and Sam.
And then Marley Love,
Merley Rose and Michelle.
That was a mom with her two daughters.
And they were so sweet.
And I was just like, man, I have kid fans.
This is crazy.
Yeah, those are my faves.
Yeah, it was awesome.
Shout to them.
They said they listen to us every morning, and I always now have to keep that in mind.
That kids listen.
Yes, yes, they do.
Maximo, respect yourself.
You guys.
I knew I was turned, and I knew I wasn't going to remember anything, so I was giving people my phone.
I was like, here, write your name, right?
And I just have to read off some stuff that's in here.
I don't even know what it means, where it comes from.
Shout out.
Shout out Lake Elsinor, Mark.
great charger shout out to you shout out to Buena Elena
Buena Elena that's what it says Giselaer shout out to you that's what it says
Marley and Merleipop Marley and Murley Pop I think we met the same okay you met Marley
and Marley Pop too yeah okay from Long Beach Brenda Alina Jason 8 so I'm assuming
Jason is eight oh yeah I remember Jason and a little Spider-Man
costume oh that's so cute
Claudia and Violets
from the A1 8-8
shout out to you
Giseller Erica Silva
Jackie Alejandro
Roger Delilah Ruth L.A.
Wow
Wow you're so
responsible but hey I got it down
I got it out
and show up to desire
we met desire
yeah we met desire
it's funny
she was like the
she was like the greeter
yeah
she's a greeter of the park
if you've been listening to
Brownback, sometimes we, on our home we help line, Desire Cousin, and she just, like, rocks our world by
just speaking.
Yeah.
We met her.
She was right there.
She said, what's up to me?
Why did she know you?
I know.
Like, but, like, she knew you, knew you.
Yeah, so what's up?
You know?
No, no, but mind you.
Okay.
It was a different kind of what's up then.
It's crazy.
It was a little different.
Like, what's up?
Yeah.
You have certain bonds with certain things.
Yeah.
I just love my fans.
You know what I'm saying?
I love the people.
You know what I love the people?
Sometimes you just got to touch the people.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, no, my God.
Retract that statement before it gets used against you, bro.
Yeah, real.
But when I seen her, she's like, is that Latino?
Oh, damn, she's fine.
And I was like, she forgot all about me.
Yeah, he's like, room.
New Target acquired.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for.
The homie help line.
Martin needs some help.
Martin needs some help.
Okay, so look, he DMed us and said, I need a homie help line.
So me and my neighbor have been homies for a few years since I moved to Corona from the Valley.
We would always kick it, drink a beer, and talk after work.
A few months ago, he got a new girlfriend, which I'm happy he did.
But since she started coming around, me and him have kicked it less.
And for some reason, his girl gave me hater energy.
All right?
So this is where I need help.
The other day, I overheard her through my window talking on the phone.
He's dropping.
I don't know who she was talking to, but it sounded like it was another dude.
I peaked out the window, and she looked like she was sneakily on the phone.
I'm not 100% sure if it was a dude, but I did hear her say, I can't wait to see you tomorrow.
He's going to be at work.
To be honest, the homie is a mandiloon, and I already had this, I already had this conversation with them about her energy, but he thought I was hating on him.
Do I bring it up?
I feel if I do, I think he's going to.
going to think I'm hating and make things worse since we barely kick it.
I want to be a good friend, but if it backfires, he's still my neighbor.
We need to help him out.
He backfires.
Hey, bad fires.
Hey, my reader say, oh, I can't wait to talk.
Come on.
When she's standing outside of your window.
Yeah.
Neighbors.
To me.
Sometimes I hear my neighbor talking.
Like on the phone.
Is this you?
I don't know.
Is this you?
I don't know what he's saying.
Yeah.
Yeah, but you hear him talking.
You hear my love.
But he legit heard, I can't wait to see you.
He will be at work.
Okay.
Stick your P and my V.
What?
I think he's finding, he's trying to find anything to get rid of her.
So anything that he hears, it's like selective hearing.
Yeah.
Right?
Like he's going to hear it.
That's the thing.
Like, oh, yeah, like he's cheating.
Like, oh, he's doing the most.
Like she's doing this.
This is where I knew.
This is how I knew he was different.
We would literally, no, he says.
A few months ago, he got a new girlfriend, which I'm happy he did.
No one is happy when they say, I'm happy.
I'm happy for him.
Yeah, right.
No.
I'm not happy for them.
You just wouldn't care.
Yeah.
And the part where even where he's just like,
sorry, I know I'm trashing the guy that is supposed to help.
Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
But even I can't wait to see you tomorrow.
He's going to be at work.
Like that could really be directed to anything.
Like to your mom.
Yeah, it could be to his mom.
You know?
But I don't know.
Maybe she wants to surprise him and it's his birthday.
Like it's like she wants to do like a really nice gesture
He wants her to be a cheater so bad
Just get with her
Hey you really want to get rid of her
I got a strategy
Send her a pick like bad bunny
Yeah
Air drop it
I just like that
It's not girl
Like this feels some
This feels girl vibes
Like oh yeah
I could tell he's cheating on her
Do I tell my home girl?
You're saying he's being a viyah?
Yeah.
Which is not a bad thing.
Not at all.
But it's always a girl thing that supposedly we do this and all of that.
Here is the guy that he's not feeling his homie's girl.
No.
Right.
And he's probably not feeling how this guy has taken this girl has taken his homie away.
Yeah.
He's like, dude, we always used to kick it, drink beer, talk after work.
Have you guys seen Ted?
Yeah.
This is the exact plot of Ted.
Of Ted?
What should this fool Martin do?
Should he tell his homie,
hey, I heard your girl,
she said this,
or should he just leave it alone?
Because he's brought up before
that he didn't like her.
You just didn't like her just not to like her?
Yeah.
That sucks.
He had no reason.
I just not feeling her.
Hate her energy.
She's bringing us bad vibes, bro.
Take her to no one.
A.K.
She's taking his time.
Yeah.
He's like,
so initially I brought up I don't like her.
So I think it's like,
so initially I brought up I don't like her.
and that didn't make him break up with her.
So now I'm not having reason.
Yeah, now I heard this.
I just want my neighbor back.
Martin's our homie, man.
We're supposed to help the home guy.
How would you help it, Maximil?
I'll be like, yo, bro, mind your business.
But if you see something where it is, like, actual, like, evidence,
not just, like, you heard something that can be misinterpreted,
then you wait for that moment, you know?
Because at this moment, I feel like his homie's going to be like,
oh, bro, you're a hater.
and it's just going to make it worse.
Or wait for that tomorrow.
If it's, I can't wait to see you tomorrow.
He's going to be at work.
Like, see what happens.
Put a spying on her.
Put up a ring camera.
Yeah.
And then just pointed towards their house.
And see who came.
Yeah.
Or get more involved and start leading him into temptation.
Okay, so he's a neighbor.
Start having girls over the crib.
On his girl.
And just be like, hey, bro.
You all are bad ones.
Hey, bro.
Hey, bro.
Y'all got any extra liquor?
Oh, you want to come?
Bro, I got, you know, some yay-guess right here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anybody that girl, you used to have a crush on.
Yeah, she's random.
She's literally right here on my couch.
It's crazy.
On my couch.
All right.
How would you help this dude Martin, who he had a homie that's also his neighbor.
Neighbor got the girlfriend, which he's happy for, quote unquote.
I'm so happy for him.
But he thinks that his girl's about to cheat on him, that he caught the girl
kind of having a weird conversation, okay?
How would you help him to tell his friend to not?
And I need to hear from dude.
This apparently happens to guys too.
Yeah.
Has your homie ever warned you about a girl?
Do you listen to the warnings or are they just being haters, okay?
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help?
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
Martin needs some help.
He's being nosy.
and he's trying to get his neighbor back.
No, so we got a DM from Martin who needs a homie help line.
He said that he can't kick it with his neighbor as much.
It's his homie.
And he thinks that he overheard his neighbor's girl trying to be sneaky, all right?
And so now he wants to know if he should bring it up
or if he should just mind his business
because if it goes bad, they're still neighbors.
They still got to see each other all the time.
So we have some callers that are looking to help the homie.
Yeah, we have Daisy from LA online one.
Daisy.
Daisy.
Hello.
How are you guys?
What's up, Daisy?
How are you?
Good morning.
Good.
How are you guys?
Oh, yeah.
Amazing.
It's morning.
All right, Daisy.
How do we help the homie?
We know to be on the brown bag.
But, you know, like, I've had this problem before where, you know, I heard something and I
misinterpreted it because it was a friend of there.
that was coming into town
and I was like, oh no
I met up on.
Oh, I thought shoot,
they were meeting up with someone
and they were just meeting with their homie.
I know and I was like,
I felt so bad, you know,
because, you know,
I don't think we should,
I don't think the homie, you know,
should say anything because he doesn't know
anything quite yet.
Right.
And something else that I was kind of thinking about
is that, you know how you have some friends
sometimes that or your neighbors
that become your friends?
Mm-hmm.
And, you know, they kind of pop up at your door
And they're like, hey, how are you?
You know, Sally, they're like, oh, you know, I have a new coffee machine and, like, come try the coffee machine.
And you're nice.
And you say, yes, I'll come try it out.
And then it turns into, like, an everyday thing, right?
Yeah.
And then it comes into a small, everyday thing.
That is going to turn into a video on the else.
You know, yeah, okay, for God.
You know, it was just me being nice.
But maybe it could be something like that where, you know, his friend kind of, you know,
wasn't want to tell him that he wants to stop hanging out with him or he found something else good with his life to do you know i'm
not saying that the homie isn't good you know no but you know there's limits you know and i think that it's toxic in his part
because he's a neighbor you know he's not like his brother his um his close cousin like if you weren't even neighbors
you wouldn't be friends like you guys you're the neighbor that kind of like i got along with really well
But now I got on, like someone that I'm with that uses my coffee maker.
I don't know what the coffee maker had to do.
Yeah.
I feel you, baby girl.
I'll feel you.
Yeah.
No, I get what she said.
So mind your business, fool.
Just stay quiet.
It might be, it might just be a friend that is coming into town.
Yeah.
Might be Santa.
Can't wait for Santa to come to town.
Well, maybe the homie, the neighbor,
isn't as cool with this dude Martin as he thinks.
Maybe he just, he thinks that they're closer because they used to hang out
all the time, but it's just like, the neighbor's probably like, dude, I was just bored.
Like, I was just, I had nothing else to do.
And now he's like, now I'm building my life.
Leave me and this family alone.
Yeah, God.
Don't call me a Monday.
Who else is on the land area?
We have Arturo from Fontana Online too.
Okay, Art, good morning, Art.
What's up, Brownback?
How are you doing this morning?
What's up, Arturo?
We're doing amazing.
How are you?
I'm doing good.
I'm doing good, you know, right here on your favorite street, man.
Oh.
Oh, what's God.
Do you see how nice I answered you?
Why did you have to do that?
Why'd you have to ruin my week?
It's Monday I was just being so sweet to you.
Letty, you know what?
I called you to tell you if you have any problems in Mago Street, I got you.
Come on.
Unless you're going to egg the house right now.
We don't talk about Mango Street.
I love it.
I love it.
All right, talk to us.
What would you tell the homie, Martin, who his homie-slash-neabry,
got a new girl.
He's supposedly happy, but also thinks the girl's a hater,
and overheard her kind of saying some things about,
I can't wait to see you tomorrow.
He's going to be at work.
And he's like, damn, is she about to cheat on my homie?
Should I tell him, or should I just keep it to myself?
I mean, the way I see it, the guy's being a mondi long
because he don't want to see the fact, you know?
And at the end of the day, if I was his homie,
I would let her cheat just so I could tell him, I told you so.
Oh, my God.
That should be a man.
That's such a guy, dude.
Let him learn the world to teach you.
He has to learn the hard way.
You got to bump his head.
And then on top of that, I could say I told you so,
and then what's going to happen?
He's going to have more trust to be.
And then we could go out with the baby together.
And now we're BMS forever.
Now I am his rider die.
He will never leave me.
Wow.
So if it was your homie, if it was your homie,
you would just let him learn on his own,
and then you would just be there for him later.
like I told you so should have listened to me.
Because either way, whether if she does it and I tell him I told you so,
you know what I'm saying, or whether she doesn't do it and, you know,
somebody else, he's still going to remember me regardless.
Yeah.
Do you ever have a homie that you don't like his girl?
Because then what do you do?
Like, you're just going to have to deal with her?
You don't like her?
You know what?
Yeah, that's the worst part.
I got to deal with him.
And there's nothing you can do about it because they're just blind to the fact.
That's when they're really monolone, you know?
And you just can't do nothing about it, but just tell them, hey, you know what?
Whenever she's not around, we'll go out.
But until then, I ain't kicking it with you.
Damn.
That sounds very jealous.
No, that's an effective strategy, art.
It's great.
Let it happen.
It's true.
It's great.
It's also like, it's either mere her, bro.
We're not going to kick it unless you're not with her.
Now we can't play play PlayStation.
Hit us up.
818 52059.
What's up with the homie do is power.
0.06, brown bag mornings, good morning.
It's a hot one already.
They said the heat warning is going to be at 10 a.m.
Like, starting at 10 a.m.
is going to be out here in these, like triple digits out here in these streets.
Be careful.
All my valleys, San Fernando Valley, San Gabriel Valley, Anelope, Apple.
Anybody, anyone knows another valley?
There's more valleys.
Hemet Valley?
That doesn't exist.
Harupa Valley?
Harupa.
I guess, yeah.
The valley?
Well, okay.
The valleys are going to be hot.
Yeah, Death Valley.
That's a good one.
Angie, that's the right answer.
I'm having you.
Yeah, but there's a heat warning, so please be careful out there in these streets, okay?
And we're also helping the homie, the homie Martin, who thinks he might have caught his neighbor
slash homie's girl setting up some type of meeting, right?
He already doesn't like, he's suspicious of the homies girl.
He thinks she's a hater.
But he overheard her outside of his bedroom window talking on the phone sneakily and saying,
yeah, I'll see, I can't wait to see it tomorrow.
he's going to be at work.
It's not that sneaky if they can hear you.
And we actually got advice from, is she 12?
10.
She's 10 years.
A 10 year old.
A 10 year old.
Your 10 year old daughter, Maximo, hate you up.
Yes.
And what did me say?
She said to tell him to become friends with her so he could get more details.
Genius.
Yeah, you're looking at this all wrong, Martin.
You're like, oh, I don't like her.
Let me stay away from her.
Keep your enemies close.
Yeah.
Okay.
Be her friend.
See what's really going on.
Wow.
That's crazy.
Would you want your homie to get along with your girl really well or to not like your girl at all?
Like which is worse?
That they are like homie homies, like BFFs almost or that they don't like each other.
They don't like each other.
That's fine.
Yeah.
Honestly, like I feel like none of the the homies girls like me that much and I'm fine with that.
It's like we don't have to be close.
Yeah.
I would rather that than we be.
I would just like, hey, I don't know what to tell you.
They're right.
No.
Big.
Nah.
Nah.
Okay.
They're grown men.
They're grown men.
They got desires of their own, too.
Simp or Pimp.
Tyrese is back at it again.
Ooh, back again.
Tyrese?
What more do you want?
Tyrese.
With another Fast and Furious?
No.
No.
Another song.
Another Simp.
Oh, my.
song is called love transaction and in this song Tarese talks about paying for his wife's child support
listen here oh my god do I make sure that she has everything
20,000 is in child support 20,000 is in child support we all know who that money's for
yo why does everything he's singing sounds so great though it does sound good
All done.
Don't know just who
That she has everything
Great movie
A baby
He's a
Pets and child support
He's not
He's been
We all know just who that money's for
Wow
It sounds so good
Baby Daddy anthem
Oh my god
He's preposterous
He's literally like
And he's been going through
What has he been doing recently
So he guilty
His fans
Right?
Yeah
Yeah, he's guilt-tricked his fans.
He said, if this song could just go number one.
And this is a different song.
This is a different song.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A song about his divorce, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
If this song could just go number one, you know.
It would have made my divorce worth it.
It'll just make everything worth it.
Yeah.
Well, I like that he's going, like his life is now in his music.
Yeah.
Which is what people usually say music is therapy.
He's like.
He likes it.
He likes it.
He's nice.
20,000, is he child's poor.
What is it?
Come on.
Hey.
We both know just who that money's for.
That's going to be like Madae's and it goes to church.
Wow.
Yo, but okay, all this is going on.
He's talking about his ass, singing about everything, while he has a new girl.
Yeah.
Oh.
He has a girl.
They've been dating for years.
But that's what happens.
You make the music before.
Like, I get it.
I get it.
Right?
This sounds like you made it last night.
Yeah.
Because Kanye's 808 was that around about.
Amber?
No, I think that was about the girl before Amber, if I'm not mistaken.
But he used with Amber.
Yeah, exactly, yeah.
Come on, my God.
The content you use about your ex is like you're with someone while you're doing contentment.
Yeah.
I'm with myself.
Oh, my.
We know who that was.
We know who that word is for.
Sing it.
You know the words right now.
20,000
is in child support.
What do you know?
What do you know?
Come on.
We all know just who that money's for.
Wow.
That is a good song.
The song is called Love Transaction.
But is it a Simps song?
Love transaction.
Hilarious.
Is it a Sim song that he's making music while he's with somebody new and he's doing the tried and true.
Like, I pay child support just to maintain and you're the one getting.
Like it's not even good.
going towards the kid.
Yeah, well,
it sounds a little
simpy on the surface, but...
A little simpy?
It's hell of it.
He paid $20,000 every child support.
Okay, but think about this.
Mm-hmm.
He's going to make money from this song.
Is he?
So that money...
Come on.
We've all seen it.
We've all seen it online.
I love you so much,
Angie.
What are they calling him?
What are they calling him?
Cry Reese?
Yeah.
That's cry Reese, bull.
Well, that's what's what I wrote my whole premise.
Catch a song
20,000
I'm a cry, reese
We both know just who the money's far
One of the funniest things
Was looking at the comments
And someone said
This is about to be the father's day
anthem
Oh God, I'm sure
I gave you 20K
And I like it is a tie or some songs
It's crazy
All right, you all ready?
We got to give it to them
Sim
Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim!
Good, sir, good song, though.
I really like it.
I like it.
It's very catchy.
Heroin 6.
Oh, it gets you something.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Eser?
Don't you know I'm local?
Hero 106, LA's number one for hip-hop.
My name is Letty, and I am a hater.
That's the theme of the show today.
I'm really mad.
Why?
Have you ever seen someone just live your dream?
Yeah.
Yeah, all the time.
The little kids.
The little kids.
The Little Leaguers, the Little Leaguers that won the World Championship.
The supposed 12-year-olds.
Yeah.
From Malsugundo.
Tiffany Haddish, I love you.
You're great comedian, incredible actress.
Stop trying to take my job at KTLA, okay?
So they had her this weekend.
And guess what she did?
Guess what segment that she did?
Nah.
Not the weather.
Not the weather, you guys.
No.
It is weather time.
And here we go.
It's Saturday.
So today it's going to be about 98 degrees.
It's going to be the high.
The low will be 67.
It's going to be sunny.
It's a beautiful day.
But just know this.
In the valleys, okay, the wind will be blowing strong.
So tape your wig down.
It will fly off, okay?
Tomorrow it'll be 102.
The coastal areas, it's very, very moderate,
fantastic temperature.
75, 77, 79 on much.
day, 79's a good year. That's the year I was born.
It's a beautiful, beautiful week.
She didn't even say dissipate.
Oh, she didn't. She didn't.
And I heard you guys laughing.
She did a good job.
She said 98 degrees and she didn't even reference the boy band.
Nick Lachet. Yeah.
But she did take your wig down and that was hilarious.
She said 79 the year she was born.
So now we know how old she is.
Yeah.
But guess what?
It's going to be really hot today.
triple digits
put some deodorant on
or lemon
I'm so mad you guys
I saw it I'm like
Dan she was making them laugh
they're having a great time
I can make you guys laugh too
I swear
Do you want to make a phone call?
Yes you should be
This is my make a wish for my whole life
I just want to be on KTLA
Will I be able to see be even be on screen
I don't know
But maybe I could
Like they're gonna have to like lower low
Yeah Apple bucks
exist for reason, okay?
I can do it.
I want to say dissipate.
I believe in here.
Well?
The clowns will dissipate.
Yeah, well, okay.
They have like top tier people like Tiffany Hatter's going on.
That's like, that's, she's our local talent.
Dude, that's Tiffany.
Yeah.
True.
Okay, so let's practice.
Let's practice.
Five day forecast.
Five, it's seven day forecast.
See?
Yeah.
Usually it's five.
I don't look that far ahead.
No, it's not.
It's a seven day forecast.
Forecast, big.
We'll be back.
That took forever.
All right.
I'm just put it out in the universe and I shouldn't be saying this, but if it doesn't happen,
you will all be heartbroken with me and then we can hold KTLA accountable.
So I'm a big KTLA fan.
I swear to God.
I'm not joking.
This is real.
If they had merch, I would buy it.
If KTLA had a Hello Kitty store, that would be me.
I would be looking for KTLA.
mugs and hats and all that stuff
and vanity mirrors or whatever, right?
And so there's so many people that get to
go on KTLA and do the weather.
Yes. Tiffany Haddish.
I remember seeing Tidalusine go on.
That one foot that looks like,
Duno was on the other day.
You guys laugh, but it's true.
It's true.
Dio, yeah. Duno doesn't think so.
Yeah, Duno's like, he's ugly.
He's like, Duno, look at me, brother.
Just kidding.
He's beautiful.
He's very beautiful to me.
Anyway, I really want to do the weather.
And then, Maximo, what happened?
So I text the homie Mark.
Mark Criskey, like, the homie legend.
The homie legend.
And I told him, I was like, hey, you know, Letty is a huge fan
and whatever dreams is to do the weather report.
It's literally a dream, I swear.
And then he said, I am off today, but tomorrow we'll get the ball rolling.
Wow.
Balls are going to be rolling.
Tomorrow?
What's going to happen?
The ball is going to roll.
We're so dumb, but we're here together.
Okay, we're dumbed together.
I appreciate it.
Thanks, guys.
And if it doesn't happen, A. Mark, we just read the text out loud.
You did it before I got the ball rolling.
Yeah, I couldn't get the ball rolling.
I cannot wait to say dissipate.
That's the only thing.
That's the only thing.
There's no clouds.
It's so sunny.
It's like super sunny.
We'll make clouds.
100 degrees.
But today is also a very special day.
Yes.
If you grew up watching this thing called the TV,
you know about one of the most, if not the most important TV show to hit the TV.
Oh, yeah.
Yes.
Without this show, we wouldn't be where we are today, good or bad.
Yeah.
Without this show, would there be any love in the world?
I don't know.
Without this show, would we be, we?
No.
Would we be on Power 106?
No.
It would, it's all because of this show.
show so we have to celebrate the icon of a show on its 30 year anniversary
wow wow I always wanted to play the guitar just to do that
do do do do do nao niam
I love it wow still hits to this day first time I ever got in trouble at
school was because of a Power Ranger figure that I brought
what was it you brought Tommy to school or was a no I was a Green Ranger
yeah it was Tommy yeah Tommy yeah a Green Ranger
Yeah.
Tommy.
His name is Tommy.
His name is Tommy.
But he changes colors sometimes.
But at the time, he was the Green Ranger.
But no matter what, he's Tommy.
Yeah.
We all know that.
RIP Tommy.
Yes.
Yeah.
Oh, you passed me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
RIP.
I knew that.
Okay.
So I brought this figuring to school, and it was so cool because you can, like, flip the head from, like, normal head to the.
To the morphine.
Oh, you're right.
So I could do that.
And I brought it to school, and I wasn't.
supposed to because you're not supposed to bring
like toys. Like figurines and stuff like that.
Toys to school. Yeah, you brought a Barbie to school. No, it's not a Barbie.
It's an action figure. Okay? And I brought it and then the teacher was like,
you can't have that. And I was like, oh no, she's going to take away my
mighty morph from Power Ranger. And I was like, so scared. But it was the first time I ever
got in trouble was because of Power Ranger. Wow.
Yeah. Damn.
I used to like walk around my sister and pretend I was a puttie like, do, do, do, do, do, do
do, do you.
You guys go to talk about it.
You're so dumb.
That was the funniest thing to do.
Yeah.
I used to do that too.
You had to hit him in the chest so they were making
die.
It was super cool.
And then low-key shout-out Zelda.
She was popping when she shouldn't be popping.
Those things were thinking.
Oh, yeah.
Rita.
What I say?
Zelda.
It's okay.
I was trying to remember her name too.
Rita.
Yeah, she had the pointy.
Yeah, there were cones.
Yeah.
The corning.
Yeah.
The corning?
Yeah.
They were.
It was great.
Angie, and then you were?
The Yellow Ranger.
Yeah.
I really wanted to be the pink Ranger.
But all my sister's gone.
The other ones and I'm like, I guess.
I had the biggest crush on a pink Ranger.
Everyone.
Yeah.
Kimberly.
Kimberly.
Yeah.
And then I was Trini.
Trini was cool.
Trini was amazing.
Yeah, yeah.
I feel like they should have had more colors.
I feel like a purple ranger should have existed.
True.
I don't know why they jump straight from pink to yellow.
And a tan.
Us purple girls were like, hey, what's up?
Not a tan, Angie.
Neutral.
And gray?
A Tane.
Tanger?
You're going to blend in with the suit, Angie.
What animal would the tan Ranger be?
They all had an animal.
Oh, true.
I'm trying to think.
A lion.
Oh, man.
What was the pink ranger animal?
A butterfly.
No.
Was she the taradacto?
Terradacto.
Yeah.
Yeah, she was very cool.
Yeah, the taradacto.
There's a saber tooth.
Yo, I remember I used to have that little belt thing
So when you go forward
There's kids in the car like, what are these boomers talking about?
Because I know Power Rangers has evolved too
But let us have our fun kids
Yes, and actually
Not a cocoa melon and baby shark
They tried different versions of it eventually
Because I know Emmy even caught like the new versions of it
There was like some like ninja ones
Becky G
That's a trip
Yeah
You guys told me that
She's in a movie
She was pink or yellow
Like you.
That movie?
I can't even remember the movie much.
I remember seeing it and then I don't remember what happened, but I remember Becky G was in it.
Most importantly.
Yeah.
The original movie is the best one.
Yeah.
So shout up Power Rangers.
Power Rangers.
You guys one more time.
Go go Power Rangers.
Can we put you into this next song?
We are so dumb.
Ladies, I'll just tell you right now, the guys are scaredy cats so they probably won't even get on any of the maze.
just like they didn't go on Guardians of the Galaxy.
At least you did that.
It was crazy how at DCA, how conveniently neither Vic nor Maximo were anywhere to be found
when it was time to go on the ride.
And it's wild because the parade ended right at Guardians of the Galaxy and then they disappeared.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because we were all waiting in line.
And then you guys were just knowing.
But we went and it was super fun.
Yeah.
Because we're not little.
And guess what?
I was looking for refreshments.
Well, just to let you know.
I've gone on all the rides at six flags.
Okay.
I highly died.
I don't believe that it.
I don't believe that.
No way.
You have not been on Tatsu.
I actually like that one.
Really?
Dude, this guy.
With the fire.
I'll tell you.
He's lying, Your Honor.
In high school, you've been on Superman.
That's the only one I haven't gone on.
Oh, no.
It's a lot of life.
Like I said, Your Honor, he's lying.
Yeah.
At the time, I was trying to impress my then girlfriend.
and she was like, let's go.
And it was like a double-date thing.
Her best friend had her boyfriend,
and we all went off us for.
And I promise you, like, every line I was in,
like, my palms are sweaty.
Yeah.
Like, and I was trying to keep composure.
I was just like trying to be all cool.
Yeah, no, it's all good.
But in my mind, I was like praying the whole time.
Oh, my gosh, that girl was good.
Yeah, yeah.
And even when I was riding, I swear I was sweating.
And then I would just ride.
But then once I got over, I was like,
my heart made it.
Yeah.
It's nothing.
It's nothing.
You've been on Goliath.
Yes.
I don't believe it.
I swear.
Did you dream it?
The things that that thing will make you do.
Yeah.
I would have a call.
Otherwise, the only rights he was been on is the ones in Bugs Bunnyland.
Yeah.
No.
Maybe Goliath?
That was fun.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I remember the first time going on Goliath because that drop is straight down.
You're never ready.
Like the first time I was like, wait, what?
This doesn't have a tilt to it.
It just goes straight down.
That is so scary.
And it's the ticks, too.
Yeah.
My heart was just like, please don't get out.
Dude, even that ship can get scary.
The ship that's sweet.
Yeah.
It's like, whoa.
You get butterflies in your stomach?
I love all that stuff.
Yeah, I love that stuff too.
I haven't been in so long.
I love Six Flags growing up.
That was like the place like I wanted to go
because it was the scariest rides.
Like the biggest rides,
The biggest rides.
They had dipping dots there.
They have dipping dots.
Yeah, we love them dots.
I remember one time I went on a date there
and it was like super dope.
It was like that exact like those scenes and movies
where like the couple goes to the amusement park
and it's like the whole time we were just like madly in love.
You know why?
Did you get airbrush shirts or something?
No.
I was one and one.
I was still in high school so I didn't have money.
You know that when you're when you get on rides with someone
or your like the energy is like exhilarating
or whatever, like that strengthens the bond
between you and who you're with.
You trauma bond.
Yeah, literally, that's what it is.
So that's why, like, couples, like, could go bungee jumping
and it makes their marriage stronger or whatever.
So I should do that for my next relationship to stay strong.
No, no, no.
Ladies do not go to Sixth or Rose Christmas.
I'm trying to make something last for longer than one.
The trauma bond will last four, but instead of three.
One month longer.
I'll make it.
No, Vic.
Leave these part girls alone.
Sixthais is awesome.
I love Ridler's Revenge.
Oh, Ridler's Revenge is a good one.
Something about Riddlers is super awesome.
Batman?
Batman is awesome.
But let's get into the scary stuff because it is Fright Fest.
Because I think that's where you need a date.
That's where, like if you're alone.
I do someone to hold me dead?
Like, for real.
If you're alone with your homies, it just doesn't hit the same.
Like if you could like curl up with your dude.
And like, and the dude can put his girl in front of him so that it doesn't look like he's scared.
He's just like, like she's going to overreact.
So you look.
You look chill.
Even though inside you're like,
you're sacrificing her.
Yeah.
Pretty much.
She's a body shoe.
She is your body shoe.
Is it weird that I like to watch people get scared, like out of their mind?
Like, I don't really get too scared, but I'm just like, I see people's reaction.
You see them turn up.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
I love to watch it.
Ugh.
Live for it.
Okay.
Well, Collar 10.
You know, weird.
Collar 10, hit us up so you could go and enjoy Fright Fest.
And maybe we might have a surprise that we will show up there too and
Bha scare you, okay?
Spire 106, LA's number one for hip-hop.
Good morning, good morning.
You know something we didn't shout out last week,
how Vanessa announced that the Kobe statue is going to be popped up.
2-8-24, and that's such an incredible date.
Numerology, I'm big on that.
Yeah.
Two for Gigi, that was her number.
Eight for Kobe, of course, 24, 2024.
Like, it was like, wow.
The synchronosities in that.
And I like that because I think we thought it was going to be in eight.
Like so next August.
So it's cool that it's going to be sooner.
Yeah.
And I can't wait to see it.
I was actually talking to the homie about it.
He said, man, this is going to be huge.
Yeah.
They're going to need like people from all over the world are going to come to visit like during that day and see the statue being unveiled and everything.
It's going to be madness.
It's going to be insane.
I can't wait to be there.
Lamar Odom said that Kobe Bryant came to him in a dream.
Yes.
Yeah.
And said that heaven isn't what it like everybody thinks it is.
Why he left why smiling?
Gislevard.
Gislevard, man.
I love him.
Yeah.
I love him.
He's a rare reputation.
He's, uh, he can be a wild dude, you know?
Heaven isn't what it's cracked up to be.
What did Uncle murder say?
No, I won't say it.
What he said?
I don't know.
You guys don't remember that?
No, I don't.
No, Mara Autumn smokes crack!
Oh.
I don't know.
It's not mine.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
Using somebody else to say something, me and get out.
Yeah.
Some more time.
I just wanted to say that he said that, okay.
But Kobe would, to be honest.
Kobe would be like this.
There's not enough work to do that.
Yeah.
They do to do more.
Yeah.
The angels put in, they're not putting in that work.
He's a gym.
Yeah, and not in the gym.
Jim's open at 7 a.m.
Yeah.
This is hell.
They're over here, frolicing.
I'm here trying to work on my jump shot.
Oh, man.
Well, we will be back after this.
He just stopped talking.
He made that joke, and now I'm from comfortable.
It's power when I was going to say.
