Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep. 50 (09/05/23)

Episode Date: September 5, 2023

Brown Bag Mornings talk Chrisean Rock Jr’s birth drama, helped the homegirl Lola with her boyfriends fantasy football obsession, and waitresses flirting.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...mation. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Okay, the city of Paris. Shout out to the city of Paris. They don't have much. Except the shout out. And my friend Juan.
Starting point is 00:00:14 And farms. Well, they also have the right idea when it comes to checking out at stores. Okay, they just passed a ban on selling unhealthy snacks at the checkout line. What? Yeah. But I like it. it because if you've ever if your parent you know the checkout line especially the self checkout while you're scanning stuff that's when the kids are like oh I want that
Starting point is 00:00:38 oh I want that kicket I want the Ferreira Rocher the Ferreira Rochairs always can't get me at the freaking checkout line I could be avoiding them the whole store but once I'm checking out like those three little balls pause they like look so appealing it's not because they don't get shipping over there they get shipping over there okay yo I once did like the I I guess like one of the worst bad things I did as like a five year old. One of the worst bad things. I love it.
Starting point is 00:01:05 Or like the first bad thing I did as a five year old was like I got a candy bar that my mom didn't want to buy me and I put it in front of the cashier so that she scanned it right away. Right away is the first thing she scanned. Yes. And then so at the end I was like eating the chocolate bar and my mom's like, where did you get that? I didn't pay for that. And I'm like, yes, he did. And she got so mad. Did he know you pay for it?
Starting point is 00:01:27 She got so mad because she told me no and I went and did it anyway. That's awesome. I like it. I like it. Now you're going to get your car on a little big. He's going to add a whole Nintendo Switch in the front. No, he's already bought. He used to buy things all the time like
Starting point is 00:01:40 attached to my card. That's like the new thing. Oh, for sure. You already know. On the phone? Yeah. On the Amazon, on the phone. There's like 10 things sitting in my Amazon card
Starting point is 00:01:50 just in case I slip up one day and put like, and he adds them. He signed in a new thing. No, yeah. Keep you on your toes. Literally. You see when you're like the shipping boxes like wait I didn't order this
Starting point is 00:02:01 this comes in two days Sonic toys Yeah But when it comes to the checkout lines too I believe it's any store under 200 and 2,500 square feet So if it's any store Above that so think like targets
Starting point is 00:02:16 Or like huge stores They are now banned from selling unhealthy snacks. They can only sell healthy snacks and drinks At the checkout lines which is really cool Because I do think that that is the point Excuse me the point in time when people reach for them Oh yeah right you know
Starting point is 00:02:30 Yeah. As a parent, it's cool. But if I was a kid, I would feel just the way I felt in middle school when Michelle Obama took all the snacks out of my school. Yeah. How dare she want us to be nutrition. Look at me. Do I look any healthier? Yes.
Starting point is 00:02:46 Shut up. You would have been doing all science. All right. Fair enough. Keep it here. We have Angie with the cheese man on the waist. So, Rasala. We do you guys.
Starting point is 00:02:57 This rapper Mr. Child's birth to party. I'll tell you who next. Their child's birth to party. Wow. Hey, Umbra Sala with Angie. All right, we have to congratulate Christon Rock, you guys. Congratulations. Over the weekend, Kishan gave birth to her and Blueface Sun.
Starting point is 00:03:22 She gave birth to a baby boy, and she named them after herself. Christian. It's cool because the name is very unisex. Yes. Yeah, that sounds terrible. true that sounds terrible and it's also like unmistakable that like yeah this is christian's baby so when they say chrishan they're both going to turn every single time not no maybe he can shorten it to chris angie what what your name is vick and you have a vick junior maximo your name is maximo you name
Starting point is 00:03:53 you name you're up with the oh they're going to turn around when you say a name to clarify I went over my head let the year. I'm right. Really? They say do it. Because the girl did it. Guys do it all the time. No.
Starting point is 00:04:08 Yeah. Yes. You literally did it, Vic. I know. If I say Vic in a room. And I do it again. Both you and your son are going to turn around. I know.
Starting point is 00:04:18 Literally. When his mom calls me, she's like Vic. And then I'm just like, which one? Like I'm going to, she's like, you? And I'm like, was she talking to me or you? It's always a confusion. It's cool. It's cool.
Starting point is 00:04:28 And they do. It's a problem when I do it. Why is it bad? I don't know. I'm hating. This is actually the first time I hear a girl name. Oh, girl. Do it, right?
Starting point is 00:04:40 No, girls do it. Is he a junior still? My swagger is Marcella. My sister-in-law's Marcella. Oh, you're right. I think because none of my tias are my mom. If I have a daughter, she will not be Marcella. Would you name your daughter Letty?
Starting point is 00:04:54 No, no. But my mom wanted me to name her nurse. Her mom has a long. odd name. It's Narcadalia and she wants me to pass that name and I'm like, why? Why torture my baby? Girls do it too. I guess it happens.
Starting point is 00:05:09 It happens. No, you're right. But yeah, Cushan is a very unisex thing. Of all the things to hate her for. You guys hate that she named her kid after herself. I think you guys have an issue with it being opposite gender? No. No? Are you sure? It's kind of something like that. It just I feel bad for a little bit.
Starting point is 00:05:24 I feel bad for it. Because like Michael Jackson named his kids. Michael, their middle names or Michael? Oh, that's cool. Yeah, so it's Paris Michael Jackson. Say, yeah. I should not know that. Kobe's last daughter.
Starting point is 00:05:38 Yeah. Has, I think it's, that's why they call, wait, that's why they call her cocoa bean. Because I think it's Kobe's in there, like the middle name is. Okay, that makes sense. It happens. Guys do it all the time.
Starting point is 00:05:49 I know guys do it all the time. You're right, you're right, you're right. Just keep going. All right, sorry. Because that's not even the, that's crazy, because that's not even the point of this morning. That's where we had our little beef. Yeah, so Homegirl, she gave birthright.
Starting point is 00:06:02 But if you guys missed it and you want to see it. Oh my gosh. She went on to IG live, you guys, and she live streamed her whole birth. You can't hear her on IG. She's out of getting birth. Dude, the whole time, I'm telling you, she's live streaming from the hospital. She's, like, in a hospital bed. She's wearing the whole robe.
Starting point is 00:06:27 She has her eyelashes done. She has, like, this, um, chocolate. her diamond and necklace on and you just see her pushing and she's suffering like at some point she's just yelling saying that's birthday guys I know she looks like in pain she looks like she's in pain because at one point she's like yelling and saying like get this out of me like screaming at the baby like just get out right it happens I shouldn't like know any of this right or like have heard it yeah I don't know there was a part of the live stream which is funny I saw it clipped where they were telling her
Starting point is 00:06:58 they're gonna like pop her her water and then she's like okay can you give me a mirror because she wanted to see them pop her water and I was like whoa that's just caring like
Starting point is 00:07:09 and then the lady's like no you don't need to you don't need to see that like it's just like it's just we're gonna go in there you won't even see anything like I like how the nurse was like please don't you don't want to watch this
Starting point is 00:07:20 I saw a clip where she was like oh how long do I have to stay in the hospital for and they were just like oh 20 4 to 48 hours and she's like, dang, I have somewhere to be tonight. No. And I was like, Barra. I believe it though.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Yeah, I definitely believe it though. Some type of appearance or something. See the live stream, the birth? Yeah. Yeah, you see. This is also not, like, this is a very different type of lifestyle they have. Like, you just also got to understand we're not operating in like the regular like. Yeah, they're like reality stars.
Starting point is 00:07:47 Yeah. And they're so used to it because I'm telling you, she told like the nurse like, can I live stream this? And the nurse is like, well, I don't recommend it. And so she gives it to her mom. The mom's the one recording it And so she's at the hospital Bed, right? And so she's at the delivery room with the mom
Starting point is 00:08:03 And her friend And you know who's not there? Blueface baby Baby Daddy Blueface, you guys Irony. Yeah, I And ask me where this fool is at? Where is this fool at?
Starting point is 00:08:16 He's out party, you guys. This out party with his Stewie, his other baby mama dated. Also, he's celebrating like the childbirth? I don't know. He's, I don't think so. You know, I think so. No, they're wearing Burberry.
Starting point is 00:08:37 Yeah. Who knows? You wear a burberry too. Yeah. He's celebrating new baby. Baby showers. That's crazy. No, but they're out in Miami.
Starting point is 00:08:45 They're like at clubs. They're like, they're drinking. They're bathing suits. They're turning up. They're having the best time of their life. Meanwhile, you see Chris Sean giving birth, live streaming all this. Yeah. And he's just uploading on his eye.
Starting point is 00:08:57 You like, I don't care. Look at me. I saw a clip of a blue face and just being like, just a wrap. regular day. I was like, bro, why you have to be
Starting point is 00:09:05 like that? And honestly, I think I don't know if he would be able to be at the, because they're not together.
Starting point is 00:09:12 No, they're not together. They aren't together. It would be nice if he was at the birth. But then also,
Starting point is 00:09:19 I think the history is that while his, that baby mama that he's with in Miami, Jaden, I believe her
Starting point is 00:09:25 name is Jaden. Yeah. While she was giving birth to their daughter, he was with Chrison. He wasn't there either.
Starting point is 00:09:31 so it's kind of like now the opposite is happening yeah yeah it's a good tradition and he was with like neither of the girls at the time that they were giving birth which is but I definitely it's just a lot to see that happen but I see that people were going in on the couple
Starting point is 00:09:49 because Blue Face wasn't at the birth and then just people defending them like no this was like literally this a couple years ago this was him at the same thing with Creshawn not being there for this girl no one said anything. Yeah, he did receive backlash for that.
Starting point is 00:10:04 So he went on to his Twitter and he's like, you guys, we broke up, me and Chrishang, we broke up three months ago. Like, you guys didn't move on because I moved on. But it's like, full, like, you don't, as a baby dad, don't you want to be there at the birth of your son? Yeah, for sure. Like, even if you're broken up,
Starting point is 00:10:20 you're broken up with your baby mama. Like, as a dad, don't you want to be in that delivery room? Yeah. And then, but who's to say that I want you there as your ex-baby mama, right? Yeah. That part gets tricky. You know, like, you don't know why he was not there. Yeah, because you got to be in a certain mind state.
Starting point is 00:10:37 Yeah. Like, when I've seen my girl giving birth, I was like, this is crazy. Man, you can see she hated me. Yeah. And that's when they were together. Imagine. She hates me together. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:49 It's even, forget, like, the being broken up, Angie. Like, what if you're in a whole new relationship? Like, what's that conversation like? Like, knock on what your man? had a girl that is pregnant, but he's with you. Would you want him at the birth of that girl? That gets tricky. So it's like, and even it's like, should he even take your opinion into account because
Starting point is 00:11:09 it's not, like, that does get tricky. Or should he hold the girls like what she's going through, you know, and his kid. It's like so freaking crazy. Yeah, there's a lot of dynamics to it. And then, yeah, it's all about like, yeah, how, like, Blueface has, like, he tweeted, like, he's been with that girl, Jaden since sophomore year. So it's like, they have a lot. lot of history. Yeah, they do. Now he's trying to
Starting point is 00:11:31 apparently be good to her, so he's probably just trying to walk the fine line, and she's probably not cool with it. Definitely, I know, definitely her and Christian, Christian are not. I keep wanting to say Krasian. Krashan. It's not Krashan. It's not. Oh, you're thinking like, I'm thinking of the, Fendi, Fendi, Fri-Rada.
Starting point is 00:11:50 No, wrong, Krasian. Yeah, I know, but I was seeing it as black and white. I'm like, well, it's the dead. I think you have that, you know, right to go. But now that you're making it Yeah, but now that you're giving me that scenario with me and Bob, it's like, I don't know. We're doing love. I'm the other. I'm not the other.
Starting point is 00:12:05 Angie's going to be like, watch it on live stream. Yeah. For real. Yeah, exactly. Zoom in, baby. It's just like you were there. Yeah. Exactly, you guys.
Starting point is 00:12:15 It's different when I'm involved. Yeah. All right. That's it for Somas. Brought to you by your local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm Power 106. And you know what?
Starting point is 00:12:25 We should ask Angie. Uh-huh. I wonder if there's a couple. out there or a baby mom, a baby daddy that you weren't together when your kids had birth. You were not together. When your baby mama or you gave birth,
Starting point is 00:12:38 you guys were not together. How do you handle that? Should the dude be there? Does he want to be there? Do you want him there? And like all of that complicatedness involved, what do us regulars do? For real.
Starting point is 00:12:51 Okay? Because this is like some extreme reality TV. It's getting live streamed, all of that. But this really happens. Not everybody stays together while they are having a baby together. What is that type of, what was that experience like for you?
Starting point is 00:13:03 Let us know. Power 106, Brownback mornings. Good morning. All right. We saw it happen. We definitely saw it happen. Kishon Rock. She gave birth to her junior.
Starting point is 00:13:16 Kreshawn Malone on Instagram Live. She's on like, do you think she was on live in order for Blueface to be attending? Oh, like, she's in a brand hopes? He's blocked so he couldn't see. People were tagging him and then... I'm sure people are sending him. Yeah, and they were like,
Starting point is 00:13:32 you guys are stupid, he's blocked, he's been blocks says, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, damn, you all the timeline. People are really invested. Oh, for sure. People are invested in this relationship. Not only do they have a reality show, they definitely go through it on Instagram and on social media. And it's definitely like concerning that he wasn't there.
Starting point is 00:13:48 He was in Miami with his first baby mama. Yeah. He also wasn't at his first baby mama's birth because he was with Christon. So it's kind of like a ping pong. of not being there. Blue face ping pong. Yeah. And so we're just wondering, that's how they're
Starting point is 00:14:03 handling it, right? But we're also not reality stars. We do live in reality, though. How would you handle if you've ever had to give birth or your baby mama gave birth and you guys weren't together? How do you handle that?
Starting point is 00:14:16 Because they're not together. It's not like he was with her and they had just been with each other the night before or a couple nights before and then he just didn't show up, right? He's in a relationship again with somebody else. and he's not with her. So what should happen in real life when you're not with someone,
Starting point is 00:14:33 but you're having a baby together? And we have somebody on the line, right, Irene? We have Natasha from L.A. on line, too. Natasha, good morning, Natasha. Good morning. How are you this morning? We're good, I'm good. Did you, when you woke up this morning, we were like,
Starting point is 00:14:51 damn, got to get my whole birth story today, but... I know, right? That was a good question. I was like, you know what, let me, you know, give my little input. Oh, yes. I've never really dealt with that before, personal, you know, hand. Tell me what happened. So you gave birth and you weren't with, like, your child's father.
Starting point is 00:15:12 Right. We weren't together at all. And, you know, I had told him, like, you know, hey, dude, you know, I know we're going through a lot of stuff. And I know that I would drive myself to the hospital and home, but because they don't let you, And I was like, hey, you know, can you take me? But at the same time, it was like, out of respect, you know, he's the dad. So he, of course, came because I just feel like whether you guys are together and not, it's not, that day isn't about you guys.
Starting point is 00:15:41 It's about bringing your child into the world. Right. So it's not where you guys have to put all of that aside. And make, all the focuses on the baby. Were you guys not together for a long time? Or was it, was it something that you guys had just broken? up like yeah what was the situation we weren't we weren't together at all like um for a while yeah we were broke up um when i was about like three or four months pregnant oh man yeah so you know it was kind of a
Starting point is 00:16:14 hard pregnancy to deal with alone trying to have a lot of you know family members be around and support but you know that one support that i really you know would like to have wasn't around you know, and going to appointments alone and, you know, not being able to update him and everything. So it was kind of hard. Like, and then just being at the hospital was just weird, you know? Like, you want your, the child father, you know, you have that intimate moment where you're holding hands, dealing with the pain, you know, rubbing the back and trying to help and cope through the contractions and everything.
Starting point is 00:16:48 And I didn't have that. Like, he was there. Right. But he was really, like, zoned out. Yeah. He was on the phone. Yeah, he was on the phone with, like, the girl. he was talking to at the time.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Oh, see, that would upset me. I know why you did it. I know you were like, one, I needed a ride, and I would like for you to be there. Like, you're the dad. It's only right. But I'm sure that that hurts, too. Like, he's there, but he's updating girls so that she don't feel like she's cheating on him or whatever maybe, you know?
Starting point is 00:17:14 The dad is foul for that. It's like, what are you doing? Right. You? Nothing just at the hospital and you. Yeah. Right. I mean, you know, that's why, like, I was glad and, you know, that my mom and my sister
Starting point is 00:17:26 came because, you know, they gave me what I needed once they got there. And, you know, I needed that support because it was just like, okay, I'm not going to, you know, sit here and bring my baby into this negative, you know, atmosphere. Right, this awkward tense environment. Yeah. When I have a peaceful environment, but definitely I really feel like, you know, all things should be put aside. And, you know, you know, they know the dad knows for sure it's their child. They should definitely be there. Because you want to give your child that story as well.
Starting point is 00:17:58 You know, when they grow up, you want to tell them the story of how they were born, you know? That part. Your dad was there, but he was texting his other girl. Yeah. He not even with her no more, but, hey, I did it for us. I did it for you. Right. No, thank you so much for chiming on that.
Starting point is 00:18:16 I appreciate your insight because a lot of us can speak from the outside looking and you actually went through it and they're still saying, regardless of the situation, make it work for the child. It's not for either of the parents. It's for the child. Exactly. There we go. I wish I could go back in time and like be there for her and huger. Get off me.
Starting point is 00:18:36 Who are you? I'll pull up to. Rubble. You'll rubble up to? You'll roll the back? Yeah. All right. I'll pull up to life too.
Starting point is 00:18:42 Anybody is a single pregnant lady. These back rubbers, we got up the support system right right here. I hear from you. Maximil you rubber back. I'll go on IG Live. Oh, we have so many shoutouts. This beautiful Tuesday morning, you guys. It's Tuesday.
Starting point is 00:18:56 Tuesday. I love long weekends because we get short work weeks. A short week after. I love it. I love it. Unless you worked like I did yesterday. I made another job. Wow.
Starting point is 00:19:08 Oh, let me. What happened? You worked? You were? You were? I did the weather on KTLA. I did it. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:19:17 Did I do it right? I don't know, but I did it. And I was really excited about doing it. It was super cool. We went to KTLA. Angie went with. me and Maximum went with me and they even got camera time big I know and you know what I thought I was like Vic should be here oh I know I was watching at home I'm like why am I here
Starting point is 00:19:35 but like I was so happy for you guys I didn't care I was just like dude you're the sweetest hard too and I honestly I had a long night so it would have like it would have been a mess you would have been a mess and you went because she's my my support system she's my best friend and then Maximo connected it as a producer and then but when we were there we're just having a blast with the crew and everyone was like talking and there and sam reuben the legend he was like you know what light them up like right before we go on there he's like light them up and then we pan to them it pan to them and then they're like waving like proud parents that was my favorite part i'm just sitting there watching like recording on my phone and then they pan to them and then they just do this like super fake tv wave i'm like i've never seen them wave like that ever in my life most face was like yeah Yeah. It's like if he's in a parade.
Starting point is 00:20:26 Yes. Low key. It was so funny. I was like, I was super unexpected. When I go to England, you know, just when you keep everything. London. But if you listen, you know that I love KTLA. Like I watch it before I come to work.
Starting point is 00:20:41 Shout out to Henry DeCarlo and Ginger Chan. She does the traffic. He does the weather. I'm all. Clearly, if you grew up in L.A., you know KTLA, the legend Sam Rubin and Mark Mark Criskey. somehow Maximo got in the DMs Yeah
Starting point is 00:20:55 Yeah What was that thought process Like let me just hit them up Like when you first hit them up And we got Mark Krisky on the line Yeah I have this little routine I do I'm not gonna tell people how I do it This little routine I do
Starting point is 00:21:06 Yes in order to get like people's attention Like if I need to DM him And then I DM'd him And his wife replied And she was like Yo I run his socials Let's connect So then we exchanged numbers
Starting point is 00:21:20 And we put it together You and that wife. Yeah. That's so cool. Mark said that in order his wife friends and socials and that's the way that he stays out of trouble.
Starting point is 00:21:32 Yeah, that's a smart man right there. Yeah, that's a smart man right there. And then they let me go do the weather. It was really cool. It was unexpected. I'm like, lookie, this is like you guys are like this is your community outreach for the week. Like you guys help talk about the community
Starting point is 00:21:45 by getting me on here and letting me do the weather. The funniest thing is like there's no prep for it. No. I thought there was something you read or anything or they even let me know what the screen is behind me or whatever. Everything is freestyle. No, everything, Mark is like, hey, just see here, click the button, boom, there you go. And like what you're watching is opposite of what's going on. So if I'm looking at, I don't know really, I don't know how I'm like that.
Starting point is 00:22:10 It's kind of inverted, right? Yeah, if I turn, if I move right, I'm really moving left on the screen. It's just really odd, but I was able to do it and I was able you guys to say dissipate. Can we please say? Yeah. Let's play a little bit of my little weather cast. There's clouds. And you know what clouds do, everybody?
Starting point is 00:22:27 They dissipate. Yeah. Cloud. And we also got to thank Beyonce. It's her birthday, and that's why the sun is out today. No other reason. Absolutely. That's so happy.
Starting point is 00:22:38 That was great. Yeah. I need to play the part where Mark yells at me because there was a graph. It was, I've never, I watched the weather all the time. I've never seen this graph in my life. They pulled out a new one for you. It was like super. random. It was a 10 day trend.
Starting point is 00:22:53 What is a 10 day trend? It's a graphic. And it looked like a mountain. So I'm like now to the mountains and they're like, no, no, no, no, no, it's a trend. I was like, I know, Chile. It looks like Goliath. Like, it's like, but like, it was cool to be able to have fun with them and them to like take us in. And look, he's Poppy Mark now.
Starting point is 00:23:09 Wow. Yeah. No, I was telling Maxim, I was like, yo, I watched it. I watched it and Letti did great. Like, you fit in 100%. I'm not. I'm not. No. I was totally like, yo, that was like, there was no beats were skipped. It was like, this was like normal.
Starting point is 00:23:26 It wasn't awkward. Yeah, you did. You did great. Yeah. They were so fun. So shout out to the whole crew. Shout out to Jessica. Shout out to Frank, Sam and to Mark.
Starting point is 00:23:37 And all the behind the scenes people, they were really, really cool. They were very nice. You know who was funny behind the scenes? Shout out Hillary. Angie in the green room is, she's, I can't wait till your mom. You're definitely a Tia vibes. You're definitely like, let's upload. to this to the face
Starting point is 00:23:52 so we're in the green room and it's impeccable it's a nice it is TV you guys and Angie's just like hey Maximo take a picture Maximo take a picture let's show Tommy Tommy's our boss out here let's show Tommy that this is what we want this is what we want at power and we're like
Starting point is 00:24:06 Angie we are not TV we are poor and then and he's like okay but when we get to our goal we can we can look like this okay take a picture of the photo booth but it's just like I did and I was saying Maximo no Angie has a phone no but he has a phone but he's making everybody else take the photos and videos. Because I have an iPhone
Starting point is 00:24:23 aid and so I'm like, Maximo has a nice camera. You're such a mock Tia. Like, Maximo knows the angles. He's a photographer so he'd get better content than me. I didn't do it. I know. Before she left, she's recording. She's like, look, Tommy, look at the lighting in the photo booth. Tommy, look at the mirrors
Starting point is 00:24:40 right here, Tommy, look at the TV. Look at the green room. Look at the couch. It was really fun. It was cool to be there and shout out to the whole KTLA staff and team. He made waves. A lot of people were watching it, tagging you. I even got texts like, why is Letthe on KTLA? I'm excited, because
Starting point is 00:24:56 they also want to like collab on something coming up, so it's going to be really cool beans. And big, you'll be a part of it. Yeah, let's go. We have a few more shoutouts, by the way. Shout out. Curly. We have Curly. Curly. Get about the section. Alessa Liliana.
Starting point is 00:25:10 She turns 15. She, uh, from Van Nuya. Wow. Lisa. Got Nathan from Las Vegas. Nathan from Las Vegas. 702. Oscar Rincon from Downey.
Starting point is 00:25:23 Rangor. He wants to shout out his son Sebastian that just started Kinder. Oh my gosh. Sebastian had a great day at school. Julietta Mora wants to wish your son a happy belated. He turned eight on Friday. Happy birthday. Jose Tapia.
Starting point is 00:25:35 Happy belated. He listens to us while he Uber's. Happy birthday of Jose. Thank you for Ubering us around town and putting us like in the Uber station like when you're. That's clutch. Oh, yeah, when people come in. Why are we doing something belated? Are they hitting us on their birthday and then you don't say it?
Starting point is 00:25:48 You forget or what? Because you're a procrastinator. They hit me after we do shoutouts. Oh. We can do shoutouts again, I mean. We're on here to 10 a. Oh, well. Well, that was our shout-ups.
Starting point is 00:26:05 Oh, one shout-out to Ariana. I ran into Regatolandia. Shout out to Blast. I was with them yesterday. Hell. No, sorry, the day before Sunday. Wow. At the OCD party, that was dope.
Starting point is 00:26:17 That's cool. Major hype. Yeah. I shouted out Blast on KTLA Sam Rubin He was like, yeah, he was like, hey, so what should you be listening to? I'm like, well, Blast and Bino just dropped a tape. And it was just so funny because I'm like, they don't know what I'm talking about. I know.
Starting point is 00:26:28 And they're like, oh, yeah, I got to check that out. It's a blast. The blast. Yeah, it's going to be a blast. Shout to all of them. And then shout out all of Maximil's cousins that I met, you guys. How often do we talk about pets here, right? And really no one can relate but Maximo, but he has that one dog that he looks, he likes but doesn't.
Starting point is 00:26:44 Yeah, likes but doesn't. And then, Angie, the dogs that you're like that I don't like. I don't like, but I take exactly. They stay outside with their Yorkies, which are not outside dogs. They aren't. Bro, Maximo's whole family, like, they have a lineage of, like, vet techs. Yes. And you never brought this up.
Starting point is 00:27:00 The house we were at, shout to chicken and yesanya. They literally dogs for, like, celebrities, like Jack Nicholson. This one never talks about it. Wow. So your industry plan is what you're telling me. That's how it sounds like. They had, like, seven dogs. They had, like, three cats.
Starting point is 00:27:17 Yeah, and then there, that's just one of, that's just one household. Then there's another one that's like, I need, letti, I need to show you my cats. Yasea sister. What's your name? Vanessa. Vanessa. She's like, lettie, here's my cats. And it was like three cats.
Starting point is 00:27:29 Yeah, she was mold cuts. You guys, we need to, over here, pet detective. Yeah, it was cool. Hey, Ventura. Yeah. Well, shout out to them. It was really cool to meet Maximo's family and be at the family party. That Maximo planned the day before.
Starting point is 00:27:43 If you have that friend, you're not alone. Maximus that guy. He had planned this part. party a day before and I'm a party mom. I'm like, okay, what do we need? What's a theme? Okay, what is your son like? Boom, boom, boom. Because for little Max, Maximo tells me it's a Mario and Luigi
Starting point is 00:27:57 party. So I have little Mario and little Luigi. I dress Jorgeito like Mario Luis like Luigi. We show up to this party. There's nothing on Mario Luigi. It's a Pokemon party. Why is it a Pokemon party? How was that party? My kids look stupid.
Starting point is 00:28:14 They look like the entertainment. Like, I said, for years. I was at Party City and I have the whole like Mario theme ready to buy and like I called Max on FaceTime to see what balloon he wants he's like I changed my mind I want Pokemon
Starting point is 00:28:29 so we had to leave the line and buy all the Pokemon you bought it. Yeah. Enjoy your birthday maybe next year. Next year you can do Pokemon. Yeah. Yeah. So it turned into a Pokemon party. Shout to and you didn't bother to text Letti and tell her like hey we changed the theme. I've all people. Shout out to Maximo
Starting point is 00:28:45 for being the best party salesman ever He texted me the day before, and he's like, hey, I'm throwing a party for Max. I'm the worst party thrower. Come through. I'm like, I'm like, bro. I'm like, really? No, I didn't go because I don't have my son. But also it's just like, bro, you got to sell your party up a little bit.
Starting point is 00:29:06 Like, it's going to be great entertainment vibes, veterinarians, all this stuff. Yeah. Right. Give it, music. I love that. Yeah. We got Jack Nicholson's dog sitter going to be there. I know.
Starting point is 00:29:16 I would have been like, oh, I got a. What? I'm there. I'm there, his Salvi cousins were there. Yeah. Boom, that's all you had to say.
Starting point is 00:29:22 Come on. My bad. Popul sas, I don't know. Pinnatas. Well, shout out to, if you're a bad party planner, you're not alone. Maximo's here with you.
Starting point is 00:29:31 Word on Rosecrans. Drake is name dropping a rapper in a new unreleased song. All right? So, imagine you're out minding your business, hanging out in the woods, and then you stumble upon a music video getting filmed.
Starting point is 00:29:44 Who minds? Who minds? In the wood? I don't know. But this is. guy was just in the woods and then he discovered a drizzie Drake video being filmed. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:29:54 So like he looks past the thing he's like, oh my God, that's Drake. And he was shooting so Drake was shooting a music video with Lil Yadi to a new song and then because of the little bit of audio he obtained, you can hear Drake name drops ASAP Rocky.
Starting point is 00:30:10 Audio's kind of rough but listen to this. So he said yeah, so he said, Drake said, Drake said, I am pretty flaco. This can get really Rocky. Oh, that's definitely a name. A little, like, jab, a little, you know what I'm saying? It's definitely a jab because Aesap Rocky is with Drake's X.
Starting point is 00:30:29 Yes. Rihanna. Exactly. Yeah. And this potentially can be a response to a couple bars that Aesap had a couple months ago where he said this. First, you stole my flow, then I stole your B. And then you stole my style. I need it.
Starting point is 00:30:54 10% I think that's crazy so at first I was thinking maybe Travis Scott he was talking to but now I'm just like okay why is Drake responding out out of nowhere Drake's responding because that's his ex and he loves Rihanna and no one will do anything for her
Starting point is 00:31:09 and even little inclination of it might be towards me he's gonna respond right exactly and the thing is the song is with Lil Yadi Lil Yadi and Aesap Rock used to be very very close Lil Yadi was on the cozy tapes and all that stuff they were very attention to the same pop stuff
Starting point is 00:31:24 There's so much drama. Yeah, he does things very strategically to where he knows. Like, oh, he's going to listen to this song because Yaddy's on it. You know what I'm saying? Also because it's Drake. Also because it's Drake. I saw the video, which a couple things are cool, that Hansel recorded from Hansel and Gretel because he's the only one in the woods.
Starting point is 00:31:41 But I saw the car and he looked like a Christmas car. Like I'm like, oh, my God, it's Christmas time. I mean you would love the video. They wrapped all the lights around like some like sports car. Super sports car, but it's Christmas lights. It's like the ones that are like all different colors. Thea's house is. The tree doesn't match at all.
Starting point is 00:31:56 It doesn't have any color coordination. Not at all. And then he said that, I'm wondering, at what point do you stop dissing the guy that literally has the girl of your dreams and they're having baby after, like,
Starting point is 00:32:08 at what point you're probably lost? Like, just give it out. Yeah, give it up. Never? Never. It's on.
Starting point is 00:32:14 It's on forever. Until I have her back in my arms. Yeah. This is not going to win her over. No. No. I don't think so. Like,
Starting point is 00:32:23 like, oh, like what hurts. Yeah, he does. He comes off salty. Facts. All right, look, Diddy? Can't stop. Won't stop.
Starting point is 00:32:30 Giving artists back their publishing rights now, okay? So, look, Bad Boy Records was on top of the world 20, 30 years ago with their music. And in the midst of this, they had countless hit records. But what the artist didn't know is that they didn't own their publishing rights as artists. Diddy did. Right? So that meant that the royalties to all their songs generated anytime they're performed, broadcast, sold, streamed, and reproduced, did not go to the. them and went to Diddy.
Starting point is 00:32:55 But now, Diddy has decided to give the artist Mace, the Lox, Faked Evans, 112, and the estate of Biggie back their publishing rights. Wow, that's awesome. Yeah. I think he got backlash a few months back because I think he was talking, he was speaking up for somebody else kind of in similar situation. Yeah. That wasn't getting the royalties and everybody was like, bro, you do that to your artist.
Starting point is 00:33:17 Yeah, I was like, you do it first. You're one to talk, but oh, Bucco. Yeah. But yeah, so he gave everybody back their publishing. and you know people are like you know rejoicing like wow that's so great because apparently he could have sold the rights for like nine figures somebody else to have other ownership exactly go stream the faith evans go stream biggie 111 12 oh my god me too yeah me too yeah yeah like me but a guy what i love 112 but the cool thing about this is we actually have audio that we obtained from the meeting that he
Starting point is 00:33:50 had with the audience when you do that face when you do that face i know something you He's coming. Listen to this. See, I'm going to be all right. I'm straight. I got villas in Brazil, Tahiti, East Hampton, West Hampton. Sergio going to be fine.
Starting point is 00:34:05 I'm going to be fine. I own 20 cucarooes. I own 21, sir. I own 21 cucarous. You don't own one cucaroo. Not one. Not one. It's like a chicken spot.
Starting point is 00:34:21 I used to be out here. I remember there was in Burbank. I don't know where that anymore. That is from the movie. That's from the movie. Get him to the Greek where he plays Sergio. So dumb. But I just thought it was so funny because he's like, oh, you thought this was for me?
Starting point is 00:34:33 No, this is for y'all. He's like, I don't know. I'm good. I'm good. And it's funny because in that movie, they say that he's just playing himself. So it's like, it just changed his name to Sergio. Imagine being those artists at that time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:49 And watching, like, getting to the Greek. Yeah. No, no, no. And watching that type of a monologue. like you got 20 kookaroos you can't even give me a buckaroo for a freaking my song that I did. Yeah, but shout out to Diddy did the right things. Never Too late. Yeah, yeah, sure.
Starting point is 00:35:04 All right, that was your word on Rosecrans brought to you by local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Rose Kranz, Victor Brown Bag Mornings on Par 106. And keep it here because on the way we got Homey Helpline, we're going to tell you which homie we are helping after this song right here. And matter of fact, hit us up right now. 818 52059. 818 52059 Color 10, you are going to six flags of frighten fence
Starting point is 00:35:28 818 5205909 is power 106 LA's number one for hip-hap I got enemies, got a lot of enemies Got a lot of people trying to drain me in my energy They're trying to take the way from a With the kid and pray for you I got girls in real life On an online that ain't part of my day
Starting point is 00:35:48 I got real, my acting days are over For life, yeah I got a lot enemies got a lot of enemies got a lot of people trying to drain me of this energy trying to take away from a way to get and pray for you i got people talking down man like i get i got i bought this one a purse i bought this one a truck i bought this one a house i bought this one them all i keep buying asking me about the code for the Wi-Fi so they can talk about their timeline and show me pictures of their friends just to tell me they ain't really friends
Starting point is 00:36:39 Girl, she's a female version to me. I got strippers in my life, but they're virgins to me. I hear everybody talking about what they're going to be. I got high hopes for you. We gonna see. I got money in the course of law. We'll run up when you see me then we go see. I got enemies, got a lot of enemies, got a lot of people trying to drain me of this energy.
Starting point is 00:37:05 Trying to take the way from a... With the kid and pray for you. All of you, I ain't finished. You don't want to hear me say it's to go. You don't want to see you. I got real ones living past Kennedy Road I got real ones with me Everywhere that I go
Starting point is 00:37:32 I'm trying to tell you I got enemies Got a lot of enemies Every time I see him Something wrong with their memory Trying to take the way From a So tired of saving all these
Starting point is 00:37:43 Mike People trying to drain me of this energy Trying to take the way from With the kid and pray for you Yeah for sure he's not going to stop ever Disseeing Never ever ever Yeah
Starting point is 00:38:10 Once it's up, it's up forever. Shout out to Drake, man. But we like it. Yeah. We like it. Teddy Drake. You know, I was singing about Drake. You were?
Starting point is 00:38:18 I was seeing about Drake. Wow. And how he consistently drops, right? Yeah. And someone would say it's like, because he needs to. Because there's artists that are like, yeah, I don't have to drop that much. But Drake is consistently feeding the streets, consistently making sure that hip hop is at the top of people's minds. You know, like, he's not going to let it slip.
Starting point is 00:38:36 You know, he's going to be the reason why, even if it's, like, a narrative with him and somebody else, beefing. It's like if it wasn't that it would be no talk, right? So shout out to him for that, for consistency. Because I don't know another artist that's consistent like that. And this is coming from someone that is very critical of Drake.
Starting point is 00:38:54 Yeah. He's like the LeBron of rap. See, then you say things. What? The consistency. Is he not? All right. Well, we got home he helped like. All right. Because he started comparing him to other people. I'm not the only one that's made that comparison.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Okay. All right. Drake is Drake. Okay, look, the home girl Lola needs our help. She is not excited for football season, and she's going to put her man on blast. Find out why next. Football season starts this week? Yes. Yes, this week.
Starting point is 00:39:22 Wow. Very cute. All right, find another hobby girl, except your man, besides your man. Let's talk about it next. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line.
Starting point is 00:39:35 I mean, phone line. We got you for. The homie, help line. Our home girl Lola needs some help. All right. She sent us a DM and said, Good morning, Brown Bag. This might seem childish, but a girl needs some help.
Starting point is 00:39:49 I hate, and I mean hate this whole NFL fantasy football thing. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. She said, my man spends days just watching football highlights and hanging out with his friends for fantasy football. I'm such a terrible guy. I don't truly get it. I feel he uses it as an excuse to hang out with his friends and get drunk. However, my man is one.
Starting point is 00:40:10 won money before, but it makes no sense to me to be a fake owner of a team, put so much focus on it. Fake owner. I know I sound like a hater. It's just football season is here and I already know he's going to be like this and want to talk about this and watch it
Starting point is 00:40:26 on weekends. How do I get my man to stop this? That's tough. It ain't happening. Hater. Yeah. You guys help her. She needs help. It ain't a man. I mean, I actually just joined the fantasy football.
Starting point is 00:40:39 Oh my gosh. And I actually was like, this takes a lot of work. It is. What's the work behind you? It's just like people like, because it's money. Money is involved most of the time, right?
Starting point is 00:40:53 And people really pay attention to every stat when teams are not playing, like they're bi-week. And they really are like, because you draft pretty much. You take turns picking players to build your team. I'm bored already. Right?
Starting point is 00:41:07 But what I'm saying is like, It takes so much time. I kind of just freestyled it. But there's people that actually care and, I mean, want to win. I know people that actually create trophies. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's a whole thing.
Starting point is 00:41:20 The draft, fantasy draft, all that stuff. Yeah, no, I've joined the league before, but one time I accidentally joined the league with, like, sharks. That, like, people that do this for real. Yeah. And I thought it was just like, yeah, let's do it. Yeah, he's like, yeah, just pitching $200. And then at the end, you can win $1,000. Not knowing that I was just a guppy.
Starting point is 00:41:38 Yeah. You're definitely a guppy. They knew to get you. They knew. They're like, that's $200. They just looked at me, $200. Yeah. And I was like, I know a lot about sports.
Starting point is 00:41:47 I got this. Oh, you do. You do. Yeah. But the thing is, no, they take it to a whole other level. Like, they watch fantasy football shows, you know, that tells you, drop this player, draft this player. Like, they're super too.
Starting point is 00:41:58 It's really intense. It takes a lot of time and energy and effort. Right. So it's not fun. It is fun. It is fun. It is fun. It is fun.
Starting point is 00:42:05 But also you can lose. It's gambling. Yeah. way. It's what it is. They're playing for 10. And then we're playing for 10 and we swear that we're like the owner of a team or something. And then every, like you have to watch the games in order to see like what.
Starting point is 00:42:22 It makes watching football exciting. It's not even about winning or losing anymore. Like it is, but it's more for your fantasy team. Now you're not just watching as a fan. You're watching as a fake owner like the lady said. Yeah, it'll have you like rooting for things you would never root before. Right. You're like, I hope Aaron Rogers gets three touchdowns and one interception today.
Starting point is 00:42:42 You're like, really is crazy. But I have friends who like really love this and they hang out with their girls and they do it together. Okay. Right. I was about to give her the quickest homie help line ever in life. What? Just no, no, no. Play yourself because he's doing this to get away from you.
Starting point is 00:43:00 Start partaking in it. So he's like, I'm going to pick another hobby, man. You're saying she should say, let me join the league, man. Yeah, babe. I got $200. What does that mean? And what does that mean, babe? No.
Starting point is 00:43:10 Oh, my worst nightmare. See, look how mad they are. You want him to stop, get into it. Nah. So it's number one top selling advice right here. Oh, hell now. Lola. Let the man live.
Starting point is 00:43:23 No, that's not the question. Imagine Lola like coming like, hey, babe, should I draft the Patriots defense? What do you think? Oh, my God. See? No, what are they doing over there? He's doing a backflip off a building. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:34 See? See? See? See? See? You want him off? He'll probably get into something else. It's that bad because I feel like I would do that.
Starting point is 00:43:41 Because I've told Maximum like I get fombo. Like I see the guys doing, like playing all that stuff. And it looks fun. So I get fomo. And so I start asking questions. I'm that person. I'm that girl. I think I tried it one time.
Starting point is 00:43:53 I was thinking maybe it's like lotteria. You get into it. You can learn a lot of it. No, it's not. It's too much. And I'm like, okay. Who did you play with? Howard does one.
Starting point is 00:44:02 Oh, okay. Oh, you all. Oh, y'all aren't in yet. Oh. That's cool. See, one day. Damn. A little news, but I'll tell him that you guys are put $200 up.
Starting point is 00:44:16 No, this is reverse psychology. This is how she's going to get us in and take our money. That's me. I'm the mastermind behind everything. All right. There's girls out there that have to deal with this with your man. He's in a fantasy football. How do you do it?
Starting point is 00:44:27 Let's help Lola out, okay? How do you deal with your dude that is just full, like, oh, my God, invested in football season, whether it's because they're teams playing or because they're in part of fantasy, football and they really think they're a part of the team or an owner. Hit us up and let us know what you've done to deal. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your head.
Starting point is 00:44:49 We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. Homegirl Lola needs some help. She wants to bug her man. I want to say something, but it's not appropriate. Say it. Say it.
Starting point is 00:45:04 Anytime you say Lola and only the Paisas will understand me. The devices that have kids that watch YouTube. You prior knowing what I'm going with. So instead, you know how there's like, Oh, McDonald? Mm-hmm. And then there's like, like, there's a song in Spanish called La Bacalola. And when you say Lola, I want to go, La Vaca Lola, La Vaca Lola. Tiana, and Tiena.
Starting point is 00:45:31 Oh. If you know that YouTube video, me and you, we've been running it up. Right. Yeah, but she is upset with her man for spending days and time and plenty of attention with her, with his NFL fantasy team. And she wants to know. Are you going to be very sad about that? No, I'm good. No, I'm great.
Starting point is 00:45:55 No, I'm great. Yeah, and she just wants to know. Didn't say that. Yes, you did. I did say that. Back to Lola, back to Lola. And she wants to know how, you know, she needs help, essentially. What did you say?
Starting point is 00:46:16 I don't know what you said. All right. You guys threw me off track. You didn't throw you up, big. You just can't read good. I wasn't even reading. All right. Lola, she has a man.
Starting point is 00:46:29 Her man is super in the fantasy football. He thinks he's a fake team owner, right? And she's just upset. She wants him off of this because it's stupid. And all he wants to do is drink, not spend time with her and be with his homies. Exactly. He's trying to win money.
Starting point is 00:46:40 Yeah. Yeah. He's won money before. She's like, I see it. But it's like, this is so annoying. Technically, he's at work. Yeah. At work.
Starting point is 00:46:47 You know how much hobbies we have as women that is so annoying to guys make a drinking coffee. Brunch? Like, all of that stuff is annoying to them. I have crystals. My man calls him rocks. I agree. You know what's funny? Don't call them rocks.
Starting point is 00:47:04 You're crystals. Is that, um... Have energy. Like some of me. men's hobbies interest they involve trying to win more money. Always. Right?
Starting point is 00:47:13 And girls is spending it. I don't think so because the hobby can be drinking and that's spending money. Okay, but that's just contributing. A hobby can be buying shoes and then you have like a homey club that has to fly out to a draft? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:27 To maybe win $200 later? It's all business costs. Cost of doing business. Oh, that's how you see it. Well, guess what? Buying crystal. Buying crystals, that's the cost of making money because Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:39 Because boom. Do they have monetary value after the fact? Yes, it brings you abundance, which brings you money, which brings you opportunity, which brings you peace. And if I bring you money.
Starting point is 00:47:49 And if we are peace, we bring you peace. Exactly. And what is it? No, I'm bringing the money with my fantasy football team and my gambling addiction. Why should you go use it at the club?
Starting point is 00:48:00 Clearly, yeah. Sorry, Mercury is in retrogating here. Please don't judge us. We are miscommunicated with this. Well, let's get back on track. Lola.
Starting point is 00:48:08 Sorry, Lova. Whatever this pent up aggression you have towards me and the crystals that I have. Where is the foet up? Where is the foet up? Where is the foet up button right now? You guys just have one rule full. One rules.
Starting point is 00:48:28 Keep me from turning up. We should all love them. We do. That has nothing. Yeah, they are pretty cool. All right. Neither here nor there. I also pray.
Starting point is 00:48:40 What can we help her with? Who's on the line to help her? Oh, man. We have Priscilla from Norwalk on line three. All right. Priscilla, good morning, Priscilla. Hi, guys. Hi, hi, Priscilla. All right, Priscilla, talk to us. This girl, Lola, her man is like super into fantasy football and she's super into him not being in it. How can we help her? What would you say to her?
Starting point is 00:49:04 Honestly, I think she needs to just chill out. I'm speaking from experience. My man is a commissioner of his football. Like, in fantasy football. I love it. How does Priscilla? How does one become commissioner? This is crazy. To be honest, I don't really know.
Starting point is 00:49:22 They get tight as you. But he throws that title around. He's like, babe, you don't understand. I'm the commissioner. Everyone relies on me. That's exactly how it goes. I love it. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 00:49:34 Oh, my gosh. If you love your man and he loves you, they're going to have interest that the other one isn't like enough about. So you have two options. you are actually three, but you got two. Like, one, you guys, you're not going to end up together
Starting point is 00:49:50 because you're so mad about football, which sounds silly to me. So then you have two other options. One of them is you start to learn about it and like it with them so you don't feel so disconnected during the season. Or you find something to kill your time while he's doing that. Like, that's really all you. That's all this is.
Starting point is 00:50:04 Oh, the winner. No wonder the commissioner looks. The wife of the commissioner right there. That's a classy woman. Wow. Yeah, I don't know. I just feel like it's fun and it's only for temporary. It's not like he's going to be like this year around.
Starting point is 00:50:21 Like I literally, me and like the girlfriends, we joke like, so what are you going to do for the next couple months, guys? You know, like, well, let's go to bruns. The guys are going to go out. So it's just like you kind of embrace it and make it like your own son season also, I guess. Have they turned up already for like the draft part and stuff? Oh, yeah. The day that they did the draft party, it wasn't.
Starting point is 00:50:42 in like a two hours thing, like he said. It was going to be. It was like all day, cool party. Like, it was just a whole thing. But for me, I'm like, it's fun. Yeah, you get to meet up with the girlfriends. And you make sense because there's other girls that are literally in your same predicament because their man is playing pretend with your man.
Starting point is 00:50:59 Yeah, that's crazy, but that's really what's going on. They're playing pretend. They're playing pretend. So get a hobby while he's into this hobby. I get it. Yeah. That's great. That's great advice, Priscilla.
Starting point is 00:51:11 Thank you so much for calling in. Shout out to the commissioner. My girl complained. But yeah, my regards to the commissioner. Yeah. My girl complains, I'll give her three solutions. What? What she said.
Starting point is 00:51:24 The third one is leave. Yeah. I just kind of guess. I'm like, I wonder what the third one is. Irene, who else we got? We have Chrissy from Hawthorne online too. Chrissy. Good morning, Chrissy.
Starting point is 00:51:37 Whoa. Good morning. Chris, what did you just do? He just run over something? Yeah, I mean by football. I'm on my way to work Yeah, what do you mean? It's okay
Starting point is 00:51:49 Don't answer no questions You won't ask All right Talk to us, Chrissy About this whole family Superpot situation Well, I agree with Priscilla For me, I was never into football
Starting point is 00:52:02 Like I had a favorite person in the team But I didn't understand it Until I met my husband And literally every season He would explain the same thing To me over and over again He's like, I just told you this.
Starting point is 00:52:14 And I'm like, I don't understand. And then I started to reap the benefits because he would take me to all the games, buy me all these jerseys, buy me all these shoes. Ooh, that's awesome. He's in seat holders at SoFi. Nice. Okay, Rams? Is it Rams or Chargers?
Starting point is 00:52:33 Is it Rams or Chargers? Both. We have both. Oh, oh, yeah. That's a real commissioner. Yeah, my regards. Yeah, I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:52:41 I know. So. He just asked me to join a fantasy league with him. And I was like, oh, what? I don't understand football. I don't, you know, it's not interesting to me. Or it's not that it's not interesting. I don't understand it.
Starting point is 00:52:55 It's not your thing. I think that's where she's coming from. She doesn't understand. But I saw how excited he was for me to be on the team with him. He's like, I'll explain it to you. Watch it. You're going to be like rooting against your own team. It's going to be so much fun.
Starting point is 00:53:10 So I was just like, okay. So now I'm excited to see. you know how it's going to go just because he's so excited about it. I love that. He's going to regret it later because he already has to explain a lot of stuff to you. So he now has to re-explain more stuff. I love it. Babe, what's the first down again?
Starting point is 00:53:27 They only went nine yards. Is it a first down yet? No. I like it. I like his style. For me not to know what a first down is. Look, he's doing this just so you know. So now he has two chances to win.
Starting point is 00:53:40 Yes. Wow. Because if you and he wins Exactly Yes You're gonna have all the players That he was like thinking about Like his babies
Starting point is 00:53:51 You're his backup team And then he's gonna be like Oh you're on it together Oh you're on it together Oh okay okay The president with him Oh the president Madam president
Starting point is 00:54:00 Salute Madam President President That's a big part of like the fun of fantasy. Well, Miss Purdy. What's it called? It's called Miss Purdy. Miss Purdy, like Brock Purdy. Oh, Purdy.
Starting point is 00:54:20 Okay, Brock Purdy, the quarterback of the Niners. All right, talk to me before you were with your man. Because you said before you're with your husband, you had a favorite player and a favorite team. Who was that? It was a 49ers. 49. Colin Kaepernick was my favorite player. Wow.
Starting point is 00:54:38 Number seven. He was a 49er fan too. Okay. And then now it's like you've got to spread it all around. You have different teams. You don't feel like, because this is my thing with football fans, isn't it whoever your team is? You're a diehard fan of that team.
Starting point is 00:54:51 But in fantasy football, you're picking other teams essentially. You're rooting for other teams to win and players. Right. All right, Madam President. You let me know. It will see how it goes to. Let me know how it goes. Thank you for your service, Madam President.
Starting point is 00:55:05 Thank you so much for your service. Have a good day. You too. She was great. Yeah, she was. So we talked to a community. No, commissioner's wife and a president. Look at us.
Starting point is 00:55:17 Star-studded morning. We did. Who are we? All that before 8 o'clock. Oh, my goodness. Wow. Now you use the NSL team. All late.
Starting point is 00:55:28 This guy. Can we foira hip? Yeah. Oh, yeah. He got it. Whoa, you just blew my mind. Whoa. You guys, that's it.
Starting point is 00:55:40 Is it foira? I didn't have no idea. Number one for hip-hop. Sim. A TikTok user, by the name of Lex. KPWR, Los Angeles, Power 106. You're right. You're right.
Starting point is 00:56:12 You're right. You're right. I can give a direction literally seconds before we go on there. Maximo, you're going to say KPWR Los Angeles, Power 106. Wait, KPWR, Lof-N-S-A. Yeah, you saw the 6. I'm sorry, I just seen those prepping my area. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:56:27 I'm distracted a little bit. A lot of it. Wow. A TikTok user by the name of Lex recently went viral over a story about a man she made on Tinder who stole her tabby shoes. Okay. And tabbies, if you don't know, like I didn't know. They're the weird shoes that look like hooves. Yes.
Starting point is 00:56:45 Oh, yeah. They're from Mace and Margella. Yeah, they look like. Yeah, they're very expensive. Like all ugly things. They're expensive. And yes, DJ Sour Milk has. Yes.
Starting point is 00:56:53 I was about to shout out of him. Let's see? Yeah. Of course. Yeah. And he doesn't win white and black. Yeah. I looked them up.
Starting point is 00:57:00 They're about $990. Yeah. For no reason. and they're so ugly. Yeah. They're the shoes that have like, they're like a,
Starting point is 00:57:06 it's like a toe. Yeah, like kind of looks like a camel toe. Yeah. Yeah, it looks like cowshoes. I said hooves, but it's fine.
Starting point is 00:57:15 Okay, so after the date, after the date, Lex noticed that her shoes went missing, and this is what she said. We're like finally finding him. He privated his Instagram. I couldn't really
Starting point is 00:57:28 communicate with him through that. I like reached out to his sister. I reached out. to like a bunch of people because people were giving me a bunch of information about him. So I was just trying to get in contact with him. He finally calls me two hours later after he privated his account and starts to gaslight me and tell me that he didn't steal them and he doesn't know how it happened and what happened. And he's like, that's just out of my character.
Starting point is 00:57:51 I would never do that. And like I started feeling crazy because I'm like, you're really, he's, this man is a psychopath. He was trying to convince me that he didn't steal it. And I'm like, tell me how, what happened? Okay, hold on because we're not telling a lot of the story and the story is pretty crazy Angie, you film you on this. Yeah, I don't. This is a woman's job.
Starting point is 00:58:12 I saw it. Okay, so this young lady was walking down the street and she's in New York, right? And she's like, catches eyes with a guy and like whatever. She didn't think anything of it. Later on, the same dude hits her up on Tinder and like he's like, hey, did I, yeah, did I run into you on like this so-and-so area? Yeah, and she's like, oh yeah, it is. me they end up going for drinks one night and they like meet each other and it was really cool then another night they meet each other and they go back to her house the whole time he's like a fashion dude and he's telling her how much he wants these tabbies these very expensive shoes and she's like oh yeah i have a couple she was wearing tabbies when she was walking so she already saw that she hasn't so lookie he knew brums on in right so then he's talking to her he's talking to her they ended up they she says twice i don't know why she it's minute that information.
Starting point is 00:59:04 And she's getting ready and he tells her, oh, I have this Spotify playlist that I want to play you or I feel like you would like it. But I don't have Spotify. Can I use your phone? How do you have a playlist and you don't have that? Yeah. That was so weird. But she's like, whatever cool, you can have my phone.
Starting point is 00:59:22 She unlocks it, gives him the phone and puts it to Spotify. He's like clicking around and then he's like, oh, I can't find it. Like, sorry. Here's your phone back. Yeah, here's your phone back. So I'm assuming she's getting ready. then she, whatever they kiss goodbye, he leaves. So then she's like chilling on her sofa and then she sees in her shoe rack a pair
Starting point is 00:59:40 of her tabbies are missing and she knows because they're kind of lined up. You know your shoes. Yeah. She's very much. Yeah. And they're missing and then she's like, dang. So then she goes to hit him up, but she can't find his number. Uh-huh. Instead of being on Spotify, he was deleting his information from her phone. He said that he couldn't find her.
Starting point is 00:59:58 So this is a tabby thief for real, right? He was going to get those shoes however it cost or whatever. So now she can't find him. And then that ensued of what her trying to like contact him. And then essentially she did and he's gaslighting her. Like what do you mean? That wasn't even like the full story. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:17 Well that was the context you didn't give him. That was the beginning. That's how it started. After he gas lit her, she said this. The plot vikins find out he has a girlfriend and then he gave my tabbies to his girlfriend. I send him a screenshot of his girlfriend wearing my tabbies And he's like an hours later at 3 a.m. I got a text message and he's like,
Starting point is 01:00:38 I, you caught me. I'll give you back your shoes. Can you take down the video? Oh, because it went viral. Because it went viral. Everybody was talking about the tabby nabby. Yeah. And like just him being like the tabby thief and all the stuff.
Starting point is 01:00:53 Like it really went viral. And you know what's crazy is that you probably have to have a certain shoe size to fit in those very weird shoes, right? Yeah. Right. So he literally sought out a girl, instead of buying his girl something. Yeah. That's what I was thinking.
Starting point is 01:01:06 He saw out a girl with the same shoe size. That's crazy. He was probably a part of the Tinder. Yeah. Probably like her and probably like her and mom. Honestly, yeah, he just loves his girl so much. Yeah. Sounds like a broke.
Starting point is 01:01:17 I hate you. He didn't afford it so he's like how much every girl. By any means, you guys say that you want your men to go above and beyond. If this isn't above and beyond, this is above and beyond. I don't want you to. This is Buzz Light. Above. And on top.
Starting point is 01:01:30 There's a buff, on top, missionary, all that. And then again in the morning. I'll do anything for you, girl. Yo, yeah, when he says, girl, I'll literally do anything for you, he meant it. Okay? He could have sold them, sold them, and then buy me new ones. I don't want to use one. No, because he already had them, and they're probably hard to find, and he didn't want to deal with shipping,
Starting point is 01:01:49 and then, you know, you don't have expensive shipping in this country. He already had them in his hand. He just probably cleaned them out with some Clorox wipes. It's all good. You're bringing bad karma on, you guys, Joseph, what? What? He's probably like, yo. I went thrift shopping.
Starting point is 01:02:00 Look what I found. Yeah. Got a steal, babe. It might be a little big. That would have work. That would have work. If baby girl didn't go viral. Yes.
Starting point is 01:02:11 Baby girl went viral. So now you look stupid. Because karma was in her favor. Facts. Yes, I'm telling you. Karma was in a big. Stop it. My son.
Starting point is 01:02:19 I'll kick you out again. You're so annoying. I hate, like, once you know, it's like, I'm going to call his mom and tell her. Yeah. I'm going to call his mom and tell her. He watches Pokemon.
Starting point is 01:02:31 That's the way out. I'm Christian and didn't like him. Watch a Pokemon. That's secular TV. Okay. Back to this fool. Yes. Why is this even Pimperset?
Starting point is 01:02:42 I don't know. That's what I was telling him. Is it a pimp of him for taking the shoes and giving them to his girl? It's criminal. You guys love criminals. It's a little bit under. Well, it's a misdemeanor, though, because it's like they're $990. And in California, they just, so it's right under the threshold of, you know, a felony.
Starting point is 01:02:59 facts they just high-fived each other they high-fives so much have you noticed that I don't like that you guys One more time one more time Yeah Real life Step bros
Starting point is 01:03:13 I know Meets bang bros Okay I think the Simper Pimp is the girl With all the girl who got her tabby stolen She got her tabby stolen She did go viral Because she's like
Starting point is 01:03:24 I'm not gonna let you do that to me Yeah And went viral And now he probably doesn't have a girl, he gave back the shoes. He did. He gave back the shoes, you guys. Yeah. That's crazy. When he would come to bring back the shoes, I would have my cousins or somebody
Starting point is 01:03:39 could roll up on, like, you can't let this fool just off scoffrey. She said that he was smiling the whole time. Like, oh, you got me. Yeah, he doesn't feel bad at all. At all. It's a plan. Yeah, he's a little girl. Got the photo off, though.
Starting point is 01:03:51 I don't know. I know. We just wanted to talk about this story because I really don't feel like it's pimper. I think it's pretty pimper him, though, to be honest. A Brokey Pimp. A Brokey Pimp. Brokey Pimp.
Starting point is 01:04:04 That's what he is. He got the shoes by any means necessary. Like, he really loves his girl. But he also found a way to do a little bang and a little bang on the side. I don't know you guys. Yeah. I'm going to go with Brokey, but you guys do you.
Starting point is 01:04:17 Here, you want to lead into the next phone? Should we give him a Brokey chant then? No, no, no. Let them do their little pimp chine. Yeah, go ahead. Pimp, Pimp, Pimp, Pimp, Pimp, Pimp, Pimp, Pimp, Pib, Pib, Pib, Pib, Pib, Pib. Guys, that was for you. Wow.
Starting point is 01:04:31 So if you haven't seen this video, it's on Brownback Warnings 106, it's Angie. Getting scared. It's really funny. I was really scared. They were like these three nuns, like, but they had no face. Yes. No face, no case. And they were short.
Starting point is 01:04:47 Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, hey, stop it. What? Something wrong being short. No, it's a, just made it scary. Short people are scary? I didn't say that. Okay.
Starting point is 01:04:57 Short people are scary. A little on. Okay. So they were like here in this little window and then they scared Angie. And anyway, Angie got super scary, but she was holding her laptop the whole time while she was scared. And everyone's like, dude, you guys need to take Angie on a maze on a scary maze. And I think we should do that. We're going to do it.
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Starting point is 01:05:33 52059 that's 818 52059 that's 818 52059 now the story at hand we shared in the group chat it was really good it was a really good story okay so a woman went out to eat with her husband and apparently she didn't like how the
Starting point is 01:05:47 waitress was talking to her man the bill was 3276 and the waitress actually posted this photo of the receipt that she got back there was no tip the total was still 3276 at the bottom but the tip on the tip little area it said don't call my husband
Starting point is 01:06:06 sweetheart oh that's the energy I like okay because often we'll get mad at our man why she talked to you like that oh you know her oh yeah when they get in the car sweetheart
Starting point is 01:06:21 oh well you played you played drops during the song Vic my bad I said when he gets in the car are his ass dead oh for sure sure why she know you like that
Starting point is 01:06:34 why should know each other from yeah sweetheart why you know what did she say what do you mean the regular yeah what's our first time here oh
Starting point is 01:06:45 you know my life Vic okay is she wrong for saying no no no well the thing is like it's it's like a delivery right like sometimes it can be
Starting point is 01:06:56 that's just how people talk. Especially down south. Oh, hey, sweetheart. I call people puppy. Yeah. All the time. That's your thing.
Starting point is 01:07:03 Wonder if I've gotten anyone in trouble. I'm sure you have. Hi, puppy. Nice to meet you. Yeah. Why is she calling you Bobby? Yeah. Why is she hung up?
Starting point is 01:07:11 What does she mean by that? Is this why we came to Disney California Adventure? You're right. She thinks I'm Puerto Rican. Oh, yeah, Bobby. Let's be Puerto Rican. Don't worry about another. Let's do that go like that.
Starting point is 01:07:24 I'm a big hugger, too. Yeah, you are. I have to tell people before. I'm a huger. Like, is it okay? Is it okay? I literally tell girls, is it okay if I hug your man? Because I would appreciate that.
Starting point is 01:07:35 Yes. Yeah, no, that's respectful. I would appreciate if that waitress asks, can I call him sweetheart? That's crazy. Before you did it. Yeah. I don't know. Why do you call me sweetheart unless you're telling me what type of dessert it is or it's like,
Starting point is 01:07:46 this is a sweetheart menu or whatever. Don't call me. That probably works to get better. It probably works. Yeah, I was about to say that probably works to get better. Not when you're with someone that, like, not when it's a guy and his girl. But that's just. They're probably there to fight.
Starting point is 01:07:57 last thing I need is you calling her sweetheart that's probably just her thing you know that like it's like she can't unlearn it that's how her delivery is once people said oh hey sweetheart and she's probably pretty yeah that's what it is that's the problem that's the problem that's the problem yeah
Starting point is 01:08:13 because if it was all me ma yeah it would be fine everything's fine have you ever gotten in trouble for how somebody else acted around you like it's literally you're just there yeah I just came to eat yeah but I like instigated it. It was pretty funny. See? Oh, what did you do? Because it was just funny.
Starting point is 01:08:30 See, ladies that Juan Vix? This is how he really is. What did you do? So I was at a restaurant and we're eating or whatever and then you know how you have water on the, you know, everybody has like a cup of water and stuff. So and then the waitress came by and then she was like, do you want me to top you off?
Starting point is 01:08:47 And I was like... Oh my gosh. And then so she did it, the water, she poured the water in the cup. And then I went over to like the girl's date and I was like, did you hear what she just told me in front of you? And she's like, what did she say? Y'all want to see a dead body?
Starting point is 01:09:02 She's like, what did she say? I'm like, you didn't hear you? She just told, asked me if she could top me off. And then I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, that's crazy. I'm like, nah, I'm like, no male better tell you that. I'm tripping. And then so she was like, oh, hell not. And I'm like, she didn't want to, she didn't want to tip the waitress anymore, but that's okay,
Starting point is 01:09:24 I tip her. You tip the waitress. That was all the set up. Yeah, it was. That was all set up. He wanted to say he tipped her. Yeah. He just tipped all that.
Starting point is 01:09:35 What, that really happened? This is a real life story. It's a real life story. Okay, it happens. Whose fault is it? Your fault. It was your fault. For misinterpreting the words.
Starting point is 01:09:44 For this waitress, though, I understand it. I understand a waitress life. I've never been a waitress, but I understand, like, being in that service industry. Yeah. And literally, what you take home at the end of the night, relies on how well you treat the customer, right? Yeah, your tip.
Starting point is 01:09:57 I was a waiter at Denny's. You were? You were? How many jobs have you had? Every day I learned about a new job you had. What's that movie with Tom Hanks? Catch me if you can? No, Forrest Gung.
Starting point is 01:10:09 The Cotton Artist one, too. Yeah, that was about saying. Leo. He just has everything. He's done so much. Let me see your resume, homie. And how did you get tips? I would have to be really nice to people.
Starting point is 01:10:20 But I don't know. I was young, so people saw me as like this, like, baby face. So that would help me. Oh, look at this young kid in high school. Working. And they give me like a bigger tip, pause. As a waiter, did you ever catch like a table where the girl and the guy are arguing? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:40 What's that like? I'll just walk by, be like, you guys like some water? Yeah. Okay? Yeah, I'm going to come back. I'll be over here. Oh, shut up. He goes to the restroom.
Starting point is 01:10:50 You need a girl. You need a hug. I got you. He's telling his coworkers like, hey, walk by. Yeah, yeah, for sure. What they were fighting about. Remember there is drama? Like me and the cooks, because the cooks, like, they're cooking, but like they're looking through that little section, right?
Starting point is 01:11:03 And they're aware of everything. Oh, yeah. And a lot of them, you know, they're older, like, bison dudes, so they're kind of pervy. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They don't know. So like you. Yeah, you've been ready?
Starting point is 01:11:13 Yeah. No. And then they would be, they would tell me like, hey, look at that table. Like, they're fighting. They're arguing. I love it. So I would go and never think that even if you're in a booth, that you're alone. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:11:24 The restaurant workers know what's going. on. Everybody knows. It was actually pretty fun. I bet. You miss it? No. You miss the drama?
Starting point is 01:11:32 Not at all. Maximo's resume is longer than the New Testament. Okay. We want to talk about it though. If you've been in a relationship and so like a waitress has gotten too out of hand or is it like me like have you ever been at McDonald's and then they give you your order and then you say thank you and then they say you're welcome. Then you get mad? But they say you're welcome to your man. No?
Starting point is 01:11:56 Oh. No. Why should say you're welcome. What is she welcome for? Yeah. Just saying, why are you making her feel welcome? Why are you making her feel welcome?
Starting point is 01:12:05 Why are you even making conversation? Is she just be a hand, a hand to hand. Is it a transaction? Yeah. Yeah. No. Is it just me that's toxic?
Starting point is 01:12:14 Oh. No. No. Tell me. So Mark is, he always has like the Starbucks that he always gets his coffee every morning, right? He does like the mobile pickup. So people don't, are not supposed to know him.
Starting point is 01:12:25 Yeah. Apparently he has like a little. coffee bay you guys. So this girl every morning he goes and picks up his coffee and this girl knows him by his name greets him and then this one time put a little heart next to his name.
Starting point is 01:12:39 Break up with him. Wait now. No. And listen to that. I thought it was a smiley face and he's like no it was actually a heart. And then he's like oh yeah and she's actually giving me some free muffins here and there. He's egging it on? He's insigging. Yeah I'm like you fool. Okay. I'm not going to laugh. This is your great coffee now.
Starting point is 01:12:56 I'm not gonna laugh. I finesse a few things like restaurants and stuff. And then like it just happens. What does that mean? What is that mean? Whoa. What do you mean by that? Like you know, like you get free drinks.
Starting point is 01:13:07 You get free. By doing what? Smiling. I see your smile. It's not the smile. I'm nice. I'm like, you know, huh? No.
Starting point is 01:13:16 Definitely not the smile. It happens. It happens. I don't know. I don't try. It just happens. Oh my God. Guys are little finesseers.
Starting point is 01:13:26 And they think it's okay. Yeah, Supposed. So tell us about your man, too. Like, what has he gotten away with? What little exchange? What little coffee base does he have? All of that.
Starting point is 01:13:35 Girls, we would never. We respect. Hey, respect yourselves, okay? Just like we do. Victor, Uyoa. Whoa.
Starting point is 01:13:42 What's your name? That's gross. Vic. We're talking about tipping and flirting with races and toxic relationships, all that. But let's get into Vic. Victor. I did like a little reference. I like to include.
Starting point is 01:13:56 little references, right? And so I was like, they only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute. If you know the reference, you are top-tier human being. I will say it one more time on Power 106, L.A.'s number one for hip-hop.
Starting point is 01:14:13 They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute. No one knew the reference. No, you didn't know the reference. I doubted myself. I thought about it. Yeah. But then I'm like... And then so it's like taking a few minute, yeah, you said modern family.
Starting point is 01:14:29 I was like, no one of you guys are hip hop. And big up to you if you know the answer before I say it. But then I, then Vic looks very
Starting point is 01:14:35 pensive and very like confident. He's like, ah, baby got back. Yes, it's her mix a lot. It's the beginning of
Starting point is 01:14:44 baby got back. She's like, no wonder all those rap guys like her. They only, but it turns out that Jose Googled
Starting point is 01:14:51 and Jose mouth the answer to Vic. And I don't trust anybody. Because Big try to pass it off And then I see their little eye contact Their little ha ha we got her Because I was giving him props
Starting point is 01:15:03 And no not even him Not even him, not even him And then what happens? Jose starts choking Yeah Yeah Well he chose He almost died over there
Starting point is 01:15:11 It's a thing he does On the side He likes to choke Anyway We love each other here Just like couples that go eat And fight at restaurants Yeah
Starting point is 01:15:20 Okay So there was a waitress that Showed a piece of her receipt That she got back from a couple. And in it the tips was no tip but it did say don't call my husband's sweetheart. It was like, whoa.
Starting point is 01:15:33 And she's like, and her response that was like, I was just trying to get tips, but also it's like, wow, do you do, who side are you on in this whole situation? The waitress that calls men with women a sweetheart or the wife that's very toxic and doesn't let anyone say anything.
Starting point is 01:15:49 She probably could have said anything. Don't call my husband, sir. Don't call my husband. like anything right it would just hate because probably the waitress is bomb or is it's what I'm thinking because maybe he is like Vic and was like did you hear that
Starting point is 01:16:06 she said call me sweetheart you're gonna let her talk to me like that I wonder if he was paying and then she said give me the oh yeah I'll take care of the tip I'll show her a tip around probably yeah or if she pays sometimes for dinner
Starting point is 01:16:23 like I get all I was thinking of my thing $32 for both of you guys? Like, that's really cheap. Yeah, remember they want to go e? They go Applebee's, yeah. Maybe. $32 is definitely not in California.
Starting point is 01:16:34 No. I was going to say maybe tacos, even for tacos. Maybe they didn't get an appetizer, no drinks. Drink water only? Water only? Yeah, chips salsa. I don't know. But we wanted to hear your stories.
Starting point is 01:16:44 Who we got on the line, Irene? I actually have a waitress on the line. Ooh. Let's make your weight. I'm weak. We have breakout line, too. Frank from Somar, good morning. Frank.
Starting point is 01:17:03 Hi, good morning. What's up, Frank? How are you? My great one-aider? Good, good in you. Amazing. Talk to us. Where do you stand with this whole receipt situation?
Starting point is 01:17:14 Receit. So, I mean, I think it's, I mean, if you're going to take advantage of something, might as well take it solely at the end of it. And if I were in that situation, I was like, you know what? If it was my girl, I don't know what? Hey, F it. Let's do it.
Starting point is 01:17:34 Let's get like a big discount. Maybe we don't have to pay. If I don't pay here, she gives me a good discount, then I could buy you something else or I could buy you a Starbucks. Okay, so, all right. So hear me out. All right. One time I went to go buy some shoes because I'm such a sneaker head.
Starting point is 01:17:55 And my girlfriend had got me the thunder that just came out like for a really. recently not too long ago. So I wanted to do something nice and get her a pair of shoes. I went to go get the thunder that came out as well. And as I was paying since my girl had like a really small foot. So it's like, oh, man, perfect. I'm going to say my money already. Yeah, kid sizes.
Starting point is 01:18:16 I go to kids foot lockers. I was, okay, cool. I'm going to save some money. I'm going to go and get her some shoes. And I surprised her. I'm like, hey, I was like, hey, baby. I was like, try these on. She's like, oh.
Starting point is 01:18:28 I was like, you like these? I was like, yeah, I liked these. Like you bought these for me. So, of course, I'm going to buy these for you so you can match. Oh, my God, you're fine. Oh, my God, I got. I was, okay, yeah. She tries a mom.
Starting point is 01:18:37 We get her size and sure enough, I'm about to go pay. And next thing you know, it's a girl that's already, she's checking out my, my shoes that are already going to get her. And then on top of that, she's asking me, oh, how's your day going? I was like, good, good. while my girlfriend's like right behind me. Yeah. And she's saying, oh, so what are you going to do later with what's your plan sitting?
Starting point is 01:19:05 I'm like, oh, I'm trying to get a little catching movie. I'm mad at you already. Yeah, you're making small time. You sound guilty. Like you're changing facts of the story. You knew the girl before. No, no, no. You knew the girl before.
Starting point is 01:19:16 Yeah. And you're very giggly right now. Yeah. No, hold on. Hold on. He did he laugh more? He feels weird. Because it's funny.
Starting point is 01:19:24 Look at all. As she told me, she's like, oh, so if you have a friend, can I type along? I was like, hmm. I was like, now I don't think so. I was like, it's just going to be me and my girlfriend. So as I'm leaving, I check the bag, and she puts two pairs of socks for free in the bag. There's a go.
Starting point is 01:19:43 Free socks. Free socks. I was like, free socks. And I go back. I was like, hey, I think you didn't turn. You went to me back? She's like, no, you're fine. I already did.
Starting point is 01:19:53 And I just leave. And I told my girlfriend, I was like, babe. You got to give me like half of your socks. Like, why? What do you mean? I got a free socks. And she's like, no way. He's like, how?
Starting point is 01:20:04 And I told her and she made me. You made me. Yeah, it's been like the Mac of the year. Yeah, it must be the smile, babe. Like stupid Maximus says, what's it with these valley fools? It's a confidence. It's these valley fools. Oh, no, no.
Starting point is 01:20:20 I'd be so mad. You better give those socks back before I sock you. Yeah. I don't need no free. sucks? I'm gonna go back in and put them all along at the same time. I'll return them. Him going back is crazy because now you're just
Starting point is 01:20:34 thinking yourself in a deeper hole. And what was it? Like your friend? Do you have a friend that could tag along? Yeah, that's crazy. That's wild. That doesn't make sense. You ask about the cousin or the brother because you want someone that looks like him
Starting point is 01:20:46 or something like, you get what I'm saying? That's wild. He walks back in, he's like, I think you give me the extra socks. In his mind, he's the biggest pimping the entire world. A kid's foot locker. Man, this is Wendy's. He didn't even see the side. It said free songs with everything.
Starting point is 01:21:03 I know. But in his mind, he got that confidence boozled. Last of years. Live it up. Lived a lot. Rottie fools, I swear. All right, Irene, can we talk to the waitress?
Starting point is 01:21:20 Where's the waitress there? Marissa. Marissa. Hello. Prissa, I'm so sorry. I kept you waiting. Hey, sweetheart. Yeah, it's okay.
Starting point is 01:21:30 I heard you. Marissa, talk to us as a waitress. What do you make in this situation? A lady goes through the rush on with her man. The waitress apparently calls him sweetheart. Instead of leaving a tip, the wife writes,
Starting point is 01:21:46 don't call my husband's sweetheart. Okay. So I have been waging since I was 16. So it's been about six, seven years now. And I am half black. half Argentinians. So this is how everyone around me talk.
Starting point is 01:22:02 So you're better than all of us and you're fine and you're super. I get it. I get it. You're super sexy. No, no, no, I swear. So this is how people talk around me. Everyone does the sweetheart, honey, amore, and everything. Like, I hear both sides.
Starting point is 01:22:21 So I, when I'm waitressing, if it's just a guy and his girl, I always make sure if I, like, I can't help it anymore because that's just how I, talk. Yeah. And most of the time I don't remember your name, but that's why I'm doing it. Oh. Yeah. Like a cover up.
Starting point is 01:22:36 Yeah. I always make sure I say it to both. Or if I call him sweet. Or not just him. I say, oh, love and what can I get for you, sweetie? Like, I always make sure to address both of them. I've only had one guy, one guy ever be like, hey, like, come here. After I finished.
Starting point is 01:22:55 And I was like, hey, come here. And he was like, you shouldn't be calling people. sweetheart and hunt and he was by himself and he was very upset and i was like i'm so sorry and guess what i just didn't call him a sweetheart ever again and i called everybody else and i get my money that part okay so i'm gonna ask you does it work does being that way or being a little bit more i just guess sweet does that help with the tip situation i how i talk so i wouldn't know it's like it did or so you get hell of tips i guess like if i if i um I think I'll get more if I addressed him by name, but I go through so many people every single day.
Starting point is 01:23:38 Unless you come in more than two times and I actually remember. Hey, yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hold that. You got to send a vibe right now. Hold on, sweetheart. Hold on, sweetheart. Hold on, sweetheart. I'll hold you on the line. We're going to tip you just for coming here.
Starting point is 01:23:57 That's cool. That's true. Call the girl or something, too. Maybe it's like, don't call my husband Sweetheart, not me. Okay, what line is she on? She's on line one. Line one?
Starting point is 01:24:07 Baby girl, where do you work? We're hungry. Me? Yes. Oh, my gosh. I work, right now I work at Grandville. Oh, Granville. I know where that's it.
Starting point is 01:24:17 Is it the one in Burbank? I work, there's a new one in North Hollywood. Oh, I know. Oh, my God, that's like so biased. And do you see how I called you baby girl? I don't remember your name. It's Marissa. I know you're, we're going to go.
Starting point is 01:24:30 We're going to ask for Marissa. All right. All right, everybody, meet at lunch. I grab the, no, only not, Marissa. We're going to be. We're going to do a flashmark. I'll be there today. I'm there at 11.
Starting point is 01:24:41 All right. See you soon, sweetheart. See you, see you. Then you get like this. Then you get on it. And then you're going to take a girl. Do you see her? She's calling me a sweetheart, babe.
Starting point is 01:24:49 See? I don't even know her like that. Why are you acting like an a-off? I should be letting you get your freak on, okay? Coming up next, we're going to talk about how Vic was falling in low at the club this weekend. Can you do that big? A little bit, maybe? No.
Starting point is 01:25:04 Yeah, oh look at the time.

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