Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep. 63 (09/22/23)

Episode Date: September 22, 2023

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What is the price of copper? Is it worth committing crimes for? I don't know. As kids or people. I would like to know. As people in Anaheim and yes, it is. Okay, we Google the price of copper. It's $3.

$722 per pound. Per pound? That's cheap. How many pounds of copper do you think are in streetlights? Like the ones that are like just hanging out. Oh. A lot of pounds of copper? No.

It's like a few strings. Yeah, it's like copper wires, right? Oh, I started it. I thought like the whole made of it, but if it's just wires. It's just wires. Okay. So apparently over in Anaheim, it's the Anacrime to steal copper wires from streetlights so much so that utility crews in Anaheim, they're working to fix dozens and dozens of streetlights recently targeted by thieves. Okay, more than 60 streetlights have been vandalized since the beginning of the year.

And check this out. They're saying that it's because of the copper wiring that's inside of these streetlights. It's getting taken, ripped out, sold somewhere. Yeah. How many cents do they get? Yeah, it makes no sense. Yeah, exactly. If it's wired.

That's why I don't understand it. Yeah, and, like, realistically, how many pounds can you, like, run off with, like, and carry at once, right? Yeah. You know, it's like, it's like, it's per pound, so it's like, okay, can I carry 10 pounds? It's like, what, like 30 bucks? I don't know. Don't understand if it's worth it to do that. No, and then all that hassle, like all that.

I'm not saying choose another crime. I don't choose a job. I was going to say, there's a better way to get copper, but never mind. What is the better way? Well, remember when they were breaking all the AC units? Because there's copper wiring and AC units too. But I just don't get why. Yeah, I don't get why either.

I feel like there's a hidden use for copper or maybe specifically the wiring. No, I have a theory. A-er It's one time Some guy was tweaking Really hard And then he really discovered Copper Wire

And then it's just like He started to tell everybody else And everybody's like Oh, this is not a street light This is a jackpot You know what I'm saying? No No

Definitely not one Go ahead Go ahead sorry That like how much of a jackpot is it Not much at all Not a pound But enough So

You know what I'm thinking Because when I think of Copper Wiring I think of like experiments of like how to turn on a battery. Like they always have like some type of copper wiring. I'm like, all these people just really love science.

Doing experiments? Yes. Hey, bro, we need some wiring. Where do we go on streetlights? I don't know, Angie, I know your son Anna,

but I feel like San Ana and Anahmer are the same thing. We're not. Wow. Well, what's the different? It's like if you tell us to high, it's boy, it's the same thing.

They're neighbors. They're right there. See? He always gets mad. They both Los Angeles. No, he gets mad if you say Boyle Heights and East LA. Oh,

that's what it meant. That's what I meant. Look at him. Because Wall Heights is in L. Now he's getting mad. Yeah. He just punched the wall. Oh, I'm great.

But tell me what's like the main difference between Anaheim and San Anahe. They don't do this crime there? Not that I've heard of. Okay. Now I'm not going to, about to snitch, let these things. Oh. Wow. She keeps it real.

Dumb. That's just what, and my only thing, too, is they just want the street lights off. Because these are those street lights, these are not the. crossing lights these are street lights the ones the tall ones yeah the tall ones maybe they just want them off for illegal activities maybe take the copper yeah that could be it too yeah but i mean i'm still trying to figure out how many streetlights have to be taken out for one pound yeah like that's nuts like that's $3.69 we're gonna see streetlights and bad night start turning off the the the profit is it that much so i'm not interested that's crazy they didn't enough

that 60 street lights are out in an eye and it's crazy like you're probably driving by like oh like there's one gone damn this whole block is gone and I hope you're not doing it by your crib because it's like wow they just like lead back to your house I know I know the off street lights

there's only one light on it to top of your house I'm telling yourself either Simp or Pimp But it's Friday These are the nominees For the Simp of the Week There have been a lot of nominees this week.

That's right. But only one sim. Only one win is. Deserveded candidates. Is it deserved or is it deserved? Deserved. Deserved. Deserved.

Deserved. Deserved. There have been many candidates this week. We've got a boatload of possible simps of the weeks. Okay. And I feel like a few pimps of the weeks too, no? Yeah, we have a few pimps. Some of them were a little.

50-50 You know We're scared of Jada But You're scared of her? Yes We're scared of the call she can make Yes

Like what Angelica, don't let her I'm caught on to you this week Angie No, but I'm serious Why? We were to speak to you During commercial break

Did you ever watch the award show It's called the Oscars? Yeah, yeah, I saw the slap Yeah They don't want to get slapped Oh, gotcha Yeah, I like Will Well, well

On Monday We started with A man from a show my secret relationship. Oh, yeah. Strange fellow. Yeah. And he had a strange, kinky addiction. And this is what it was.

Addiction to financial domination. Financial domination? What is that? So this girl, every payday, I'll give her half my check. So she's like a financial dominatrix. Yes. Half my check goes to her. And what she does with us, she will do whatever she wants.

She helps pay my bills. Okay, so are you giving her money and making yourself dependent on her to get your bills paid? Yes. It still makes sense. It doesn't. I love the ending. He's explaining this. You guys, he's explaining this to his girl.

Yes. He has a girl. And he's explaining to her why he has another girl. A random girl. Yeah. Financially. Dominate him. Meaning he hands over his check.

She pays all his things and I'm assuming she keeps the rest. Sick guy. Sick guy for his services. And there's no intimacy involved. No. But he gets horns. Yeah. He gets horns.

Yeah. He said that. He's like, I'm still aroused. That's, it is very weird. Yeah. But, hey. That was creepy. That was just Monday.

That was what we started the week. Yeah. Number two. Tuesday We had the couples Toilet So the couple's toilet Was actually started as a

Skate on SNL Where they made like Like Here I'll play the audio So you can listen to it And you never want to be a part You dine together You sleep together

That's underrated So why not share The most intimate moment of them all With The Love Toilet The Love Toilet So that was a skit on SNL. Yes.

That they had like toilets that you could like. Yes. Hold hands with your partners. They were facing opposite directions. But the idea was that you could hold hands in the middle. So gross. But the thing is, the funniest part about it is that a company actually created it and called it the Tudaloo. And they sold it for $1,400.

Wow. Over how much? $1,400. Dang. So you share the most intimate moment. Is the partner? A person who bought it a sim? Oh.

Because we're talking about the person that sold it. Yeah, they're pimps because they made it. They got like profit. Someone bought it. Right. Is the person who bought it a sim? They have to be super sims. The ultimate.

Or are they just love? In love. In love. I don't know because I still think of spicy Marty. That's my home girl. She's like a relationship expert. Like legit. And she says that she misses her man so much sometimes that she'll be.

in the bathroom while he goes. She'll even sit on his lap. What? Yeah. Yeah. Jesus. But she's also, like, she's amazing. Yeah.

But those are office hours. They're very happy. She can't go into office hours. Oh, my God. She sits on his lap on his left. Yeah. Wow. He plays it too wet.

Blame. Yeah. I don't know. Is it simple? Is it the answer to the key to the long there? Maybe. Yeah.

She was, Hold my hand with a push. And then we had Wednesday. Hump day. Yes. Humph day, we actually decided that he was a pimp. But I'm going to just tell the story. It was a guy that has a YouTube Instagram and Twitter.

Oh, yeah, yeah. He goes out and interviews people on the streets. Yeah. And it's called the desirable truth. And it was him trying to catch a couple slipping. Yeah. And the guy and. the guy ended up being like,

no, like, step away. You're not going to ask my girl that. He said, I can answer that. But, so he was nominated as a pimp. So we're going to move on to Thursday. Okay. Thursday is the one and only. Jada Pickett Smith.

Oh. And she, she's still simping for Tupac. She brought in our homie into their conversation. You have to play that audio. That audio is crazy. I was like, you better turn it down, girl. Because she has a book in the works.

Yeah. And she talks about this chapter. Is it chapter five? Chapter five. And the book is called Worthy. So she's on her press run and putting promo videos up. And this is what she did to our boy. Not in a million years would I have dreamed that the fresh prince and I would become very acquainted.

Not in a million years that I imagine three lives, three fates, would be so intertwined. And I never would have imagined that this video would become a tangible memory. of the last time Pac and I were simply kids together It doesn't make sense So the video that she was talking about Is her and Park dancing?

No, but you know what song they were dancing to, right? Will Smith song. That's so sick. Like, oh my God, like, The disrespect. Don't be dancing to my hits? For real. She dropped this like five days before Will Smith's birthday.

Oh, right. Oh my God. She's a master. And then just add that to so much of the other stuff where, like, their daughter is writing a... Tupac letters saying, like, my mom really loves you. I wish her to happen. She said that for real.

She, like, in there, she was talking about, like, how... This is... And the funniest thing is the way she starts it. It's like, me and the fresh friends. Yeah. And then, like, mid-promil, it's like, how us three intertwined, like, Ro, Will Smith? Yeah.

And the... That was the... That was the origin of the entanglement. Yeah. And Pock is somewhere in Cuba like, Keroke, leave me loan. No. Like, what I got to do with any of this?

Let me rest of Thugs' machine. I don't think that's true. I saw a tweet that said, no, there's no way Tupac is alive because if so, Jada would have found him. Damn. That's how we know. Forget all the other theories and everything.

She already looked. We don't got to look no more. She scarred the plums. Planet. Yes. Oh, no. But imagine being Will and your girl is caught up just talking, not even her ex. No.

That's like, you know, they have like the white elephant or not white elephant. That's the Christmas game. But they call girls something like you're, the one that got away. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's another, it's another. Yeah.

It's another animal. Yeah. But it's an animal. I don't know. However, you know how they have those? That's her. That's Puck for her. Like the one she never.

ended up with but always thinks about my maybe because they talk about in a she tells us too much about her unfortunately I know she talked out they kissed one time and they tried to like okay we're best friends we like get along so well let's like try to take the next step and they both were like ew yuck but I feel like he was like il yuck and she was like oh my god stay with me forever right yeah but we can't call her soon because I don't know we're scared yeah I'm kind of scared okay well let's lock the door That's our arm security Those are our nominees for

For Simp of the Week Find out who takes the cake Who takes the Simp of the Week award next Keep it here It's 5106 LA's number one for hip hip Simp of the week Simp

Simp Simps Simps Simps Simps Simps Who Simp of the Week Maximum ran through the nominees We had that one full That has a girl Take his money

And get some horns but he actually has a girl girl like he what's the what's the reason you don't just have your girlfriend yeah she's not good with money it's it's no i think it's a thing that the though the girls like they know what they're doing right like like it's a certain like community that they know exactly how to those financial dominatrix yes to find those dudes and how to treat them like they don't do that yes exactly how do you know so much i don't know I haven't been doing my research since I found out about this on Monday. So that's not me, number one.

Then there's the fool that bought the Tudaloo. Tudaloo. It's a toilet that you could use with your significant honor. While you're on the John. Yeah, like you just go both at the same time. And you battle. You hold hands for the loudest. Oh, my God.

That's so crazy. Battleships? I can't get. Yeah, but. Right back. You can't. By the way. He said chips.

I did. He mentioned another one. Who was that for? Well, Wednesday, he was a pimp, but Thursday. No, but what was the other for? It was a despicable truth. Oh, yeah, he went up to a couple and was like, how much does her wedding ring cost?

And he's like 35K. And then he looked at the girl like, all right, what do you bring to the table? That's 35K. But then her mom was like, hey, hey, hey, don't be talking to my girl like that. I'll answer this. I'll answer this.

She brings the love. Tag me in. That was beautiful. It was. Every year's just stand up for girls like that. And Thursday, every man. Was Mrs. Jada Piggis. I was just trying to forget about that.

Jada Pings and Jada Simping for Tupac, even though they're like, they've never really been together like that. And he's all been passed away for decades and just still bringing him up while she has a man. Because imagine if that were the other way around, if Will just kept bringing up a girl he dated. Yeah. Or just his best friend. Yeah. Like you'll never be like my best friend.

Exactly. And Jaden, their son, would write her letters. Like, hey, you know what? Wish you were my mom. I wish you were my mom is crazy. That's so crazy. Okay. And who is?

Do we have a drum roll? Do we have a drum roll? Who is the Sim of the Week? My son-in-law and... Addiction to financial domination. Financial dominate checks. Financial domination. What is that?

Sim. So this girl, every payday, I'll give her half my check. So she's like a financial dominatrix. Yes. Half my check goes to her. And what she does with us, she will do whatever she wants. She helps pay my bills. Okay, so are you giving her money and making yourself dependent on her to get your bills paid?

Yes. I would have. So quick. If there's a female version out there that wants to have a conversation. Yes, same. Shut. I pay you money to pay my bills. You can't just pay your own bills?

That's so crazy. He deserves it. That is the biggest sim of the week, man. Simp of the week right there. I wonder what his name is. Simp. I know what his last name is. Simpson.

Okay, that was good. That was good. I'm not even mad at that, all right? Up and six. Fire 106. Bring yours up. At least no one for your pop. You guys don't have to bring it up.

I bring it up. No. You guys are talking while we're going on air about things we can't talk about on air, so now we have to talk about them on air. None of you learned. Tomorrow is Jamie's birthday. Tomorrow, your friend. Jamie, it's his birthday.

Woo! Whip it good. Whipp it good. So I wanted to say an early birthday shout-out to Jamie. Happy early birthday. That's my birthday. That is your best friend. Definitely.

You guys are like, when I see you guys together, you guys are so happy. Yeah. You and Jamie are like me and Angie. We just vibe. Yeah. Really? No, but they haven't seen them together. I don't know.

Do you remember they did, what's the, oh, they did a karate video? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Confu-fated? Yeah. How old are you when you did that video? It's on YouTube, by the way. Oh, no. How are you?

How are you? Probably like 16, 17, 17? 16, 17 years old. Oh, you've been. Little. They're definitely like in the apartments. Like in the movie. And they did a whole, it's a whole video.

It's amazing. It's incredible. It's amazing cinema. The after effects? Shut up here. And Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker, if you guys are ever thinking about a rush hour part of it. Or if you need some kung fu lessons.

Yeah. From some fools. I don't know karate. I know carasi. Shout to you for it. And shout out Jamie. Happy early birthday. Yeah.

What are you doing for him? Nothing. That's not. We're probably going to go out, get some drinks or something. Maybe, maybe. Maybe. That's a big. Maybe.

That's the thing. No, as best homies, like, that's all. Like, just, we might do something. We'll figure it out. If not, it's cool. You know what I'm saying? You're grown man. And then we're going to see him like Project Xing.

Like, it's not crazy over the weekend. His stories. Yeah. All right, Maximum, but you said you have two. Yeah. And I also have my other homie, Joe, it's his birthday. He's actually loves the brown bag. He used to live in Wisconsin, and now he moved to the Valley.

Well, he's been Long Beach. He went to Wisconsin, and then now's in the valley, but the whole time has been following us, listening to everything, tuning in. So shout out Joe. Is he a Packer fan? No. Oh.

How do you know him if he's from Long Beach? Because that's far from Van Nu. Yes. I met Joe through, like, the production side when I used to work in festivals. Ah. Yeah. Maximo has had so many lives. He does.

And 36 jobs. Yeah. And County. Probably more. And we have another shout out. We do. Actually, I wanted to shout out Asusena. She DM me saying that tomorrow is her birthday.

You guys, if you can give her happy birthday. Happy birthday, Ascena. And it's funny, you guys, because she's like, hey, my daughter, Ziarra and Luna want you guys to give me a birthday shout out. Oh, the kids want it. Yeah, the kids. Just do it for the kids. Yes, we're doing this for Sierra Luna.

Happy birthday tomorrow. Happy birthday. Oh, that's so cute. Because then Asusana, no, Asusena. She can have her kids make her breakfast. True. Yeah, it's like when it's your birthday? Yeah.

Oh, that is. Did that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. What? Asena. Asena. I'm for Ascena.

With Asusina. Yeah. I get it. Be careful. She's not an assassin. That is murder. Yeah. What's that meat?

I was thinking of the meat that you hang up in Mexico. It's like a. it's cooked a really bad way. I don't know if it's sanitary, but I've ate it in Mexico where they drench it in lime. It's like a, like a, like carne salas, essentially. Yeah.

They drench it in line, and they hang it up, and the sun and the lime cook the meat. And so you eat it, it's kind of like jerky. I just call it carne seca. Yeah, I think that's what we call it. Yeah.

It's something like, yeah. It's something like Azusena. Oh, you're thinking Sassina. Cecina. What's that? A different type of meat, but you don't think it's similar?

Um, It looks the same, yeah, but you actually cook that one. Oh, okay. Oh, Sastina is good. All the Sississas is. Shout out to you. Look at you, baby, girls. I hope you have some Sestina for your birthday, Sissena.

For Sena. Whoa. We didn't make a tongue-to-sip for this. Triple entendre. Don't ask me how. All right. I'm thinking of calling Sci-Fi out either at 7 or at 8. What do you guys want to be?

At 7. Should it be now or should it be at 8? No. Yeah. That's sci-fi. He talks through soundboards. That's so weird. But I'm going to make you talk on the mic, because I have to call you out.

Should I do it now? Yes. Should I do it now? Yes. Do it. Okay. Do it. Do it.

This will hit your mic. Go ahead. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Where is this going? It's a surprise. You get on the mic. Don't get scared.

The cops are not listening. Just kidding. Get on the mic. Just say, what's it? What's that? Wow. Okay, what were you doing the other day that you lied to me? I don't remember.

That you lied to me and said that yesterday was the first day of fall. What were you? Because you're the one that told me yesterday was the first day of fall. 21st. Yes. Yes. So where did you get that? What Reddit thread?

What sci-fi entertainment? Yeah. So my birthday is on the first day of spring. So every 20th is a first. Oh, so you, oh, so you messed it out in your brain. Yeah. Oh, okay, okay. Because today is supposed to be the first day of fall.

Oh, no, no, yeah. It's supposed to be this weekend. 22nd or 23rd? It's the 2nd. According to Twitter, because everybody knows everything. Okay. Yesterday I did a full show about like, like, I had a girl, the fall, first day of fall,

because I was like, okay, sci-fi told me is the first day of fall. Remember I even told you guys, why didn't anybody tell me? Yeah. It was a first day of fall. Because I would have done a last day of summer Yeah, like theme too, right? Remember I told all of you off?

I told all of you off. Yep, I remember. Do you remember? But then here we go, doing this whole show yesterday about it's the first day of fall. We're like all happy. Really good show, right? Awesome.

But it should have been today show. Okay. Can you put it yourself? Gotcha. Thank you. That was a sci-fi. But don't stay out. Don't be outside and just stay, stay, stay.

Come back. You got so scared. What is she going to be? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is live radio, y'all. Love you. He should have done it at 8.

I told you. I told you. Oh, trip for an hour? Yeah. Yeah. I got she know. I got threats in my DM because of this. Whoa.

The fact that, bro, they were bad. They were so mad online. And I was like, I get over it. We did that at eight yesterday. We did a whole fall. like like a year the fall of Edgar like the fall of Edgar did you enjoy the show yeah calendars aren't real

it doesn't matter calendars aren't real I just like how he's like no because my birthday and so that me yeah it's okay it's okay it's okay

it's okay word on rosecrans Chad Ocho Cinco used to dance in the end zone but he revealed a secret about where he used to dance for money okay so Former NFL wide receiver Chad Al Chosinko was known for his wild TD celebrations and big personality when he played with the Bengals and Patriots, right?

But he revealed a deep dart secret about what he used to do for money in college to keep the lights on. Listen to this. I used to strip at the right track. I used to be a dancer. I could tell y'all because we're family. 1997 I was in L.A. My mom was out there, but I really couldn't live with my mama, so I had my own little place, whatnot, and Santa Monica. And sometimes I was short on my light bill.

Boom, candles, light them. I used to strip. I used to be a dancer. He used to make about $25,000, $3,000 a night. And the key, the key to it is, right, the big women take you good. Wow. What?

So he was out here playing football at San Monica College, because he's originally from Miami. He came out here, community college, trying to, like, you know, get to a bigger program and then go to the NFL. But in the meantime, he had to pay the bills, and he was stripping. Damn.

Out here in L.A. And he's not too proud. to admit it. No, not at all. Chad, you shouldn't have, because, well, shout out to you for doing it. But the fact that he was like, because we family, no, no one on here. We're not safe. I will believe.

The internet is not your family. No, I will literally believe anything Chad Ocho Sinko says for the rest of his life. Because he said the truth about this, what would he lie about? True. I mean, he doesn't lie because he also is the one that says that he doesn't wear real jewelry. Yeah, he said he wears fake jewelry because he doesn't want to spend money. Yeah. And he says he doesn't even lie.

like flying first class. Yeah. Because he wants to save money. He flies spirit. Wow. Which is great. Does Chad have the keys to life? I guess so.

What would his stripper name be? Ocho. Oh, a pause. Oh my God. Why do you think like that? Why do you think like that? Why do you think like that? Why do you think like that?

I don't get it. Oh, thank you. You were well doing, you know. Irene, I'm telling your mom. Oh, my God.

Why did I, why did Irene the only one to get it? Yeah. The whole time, we thought his favorite number was 85. Maybe he was just telling

us something. Big old. That's strange. Oh, there's children in the vehicle. Yeah. Oh, my God. All right.

Go to the next story. Please. Right. All right. Look, Blueface is throwing shots at Lil Baby on his new track, Baby Mama drama. All right? So Blueface has been throwing shots at one of the biggest artists in the game, Little Baby, because last week, Lil Baby dropped a snippet to an unreleased song where he said,

Put a Hunt It Up a Million Times what the F is a Blueface. And this is interesting because Blueface accused his baby mama, Chrison, of cheating on him with Little Baby after he saw some DMs they had. So now Blue is firing back on his new song, be mama so listen to this little baby thought he knew how you let another grown man fill up on your booty

couldn't be me boy I'm not a hoochie he said I am not a hoochie how you let another grown man fill up on your booty that's gonna go and you know what's crazy here in hip hop beats always start over a girl yes always yes and so he was talking about how

50 cent was making fun a little baby saying that the billionaire Michael Rubin was grabbing little baby's button a picture. It just kind of looked like that. Yeah. But 50-7 went in on him, and so the internet just kind of got a control of it. Leave little baby alone. Help your girl carry your kid right.

Yes. Oh, me. Hold that head up, please. Oh, my God. That neck support. Yay. That baby was leaning back in Walmart, and it's like two days old. I know.

Yeah. Oh, man. But yeah, they're going back and forth. It's not the end of it either because. Yeah, like the baby's head. Yeah. Seriously, help that baby. I saw that as a mom.

So you're saying, Instead of focusing on little baby, focus on your little baby. Please. You focus on the wrong little baby, blue. Yay. All right. All right, that was your word on Rosecrans. Brought to you by your local Southern California Toyota dealers.

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Mike was outskine. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Mesa? Don't you know I'm local? Okay, this one's for all the bomberos out there, all the firefighters, okay? Do you know that they can't get tats? What?

They can't have visible tats. At least a policy since 2008 has been put in place so that they can't, let me actually read you the policy. All sworn members while on duty shall not display any. tattoos, sacrifications, and or brandings. Sworn uniform members shall cover any visible tattoos,

scarifications, and or brandings by wearing a department-abrew uniform or by wearing a skin patch that covers a tats. Tripping. Yeah. In 2023.

And what's the point of that? Like, what's so bad about having a tattoo? I think it might just be similar to like when basketball players all had to wear suits all the time. Oh, yeah. It's just like code.

Like they shouldn't. Yeah, dress code. Yes. However, the Los Angeles Fire Department is asking for our input on this firefighter tattoo policy saying we would love to hear your input to help us factor in the views of the public we serve. They want to know if we think it's okay for firefighters to have tattoos. Absolutely.

But I think this goes back to, you know, how they let inmates fight fires while they're incarcerated, but when they get out, they're not allowed to do that. And I think it's like a lot of inmates obviously, you know, have tattoos. And I think that's just to keep more of them out. No, to keep a mouth. Oh, like it's like a, I get exactly what you're saying. Okay, so he's saying like, you know how a lot of inmates have tattoos. In order to keep them from actually even preventing them for even getting to be firefighters,

they put that policy in place like, oh, sorry, you can't be a firefighter. You have tats everywhere. It's policy. Exactly. Technically, they can't come out and be firefighters because they have a record. Yeah. Yeah. But he's just adding one.

It's just like, damn. Put those firefighter patches on me. I don't care. Because they said they have to be covered by the uniforms or patches. Like, all right, let's go. I put Marshall from... Paw Patrol. Hot for the fire trick over here.

I don't know if it should matter. As long as you're saving me, I don't care. What tattoos you have? That's hard. If you're willing to run in a burning building, have all the face tats you want, homie. And there's probably a lot of people with face tats willing to run into burning buildings. Right.

Come on. What if the tat is of a fire, like a, like the emblem? or like the look. This makes no sense. It doesn't, but it's a thing, and they want to know it. So, hey, Fire Department of Los Angeles. It reminds me when I used to work at the schools, you know, people used to dress really nice.

And now I see, like, teachers and they're dressing just regular, like being comfortable. And they've seen something, like, sleeved up, atleisure with it, you know, earrings. And it's cool. Like, they express themselves, like, none of wrong with it. Yeah. So I can't believe they don't let the firefighter do this.

Yeah. Come on. Yeah. And then firefighters be like, fine. So I have to do this. Mama Irene Tribal tattoos On the firefighters

And pick off their shirt And rescue her I don't see no problem You're gonna intentionally Start fires That's what it is Because you know The tired of firefighters

Are gonna come to make sure That they're qualified Enough for the Oh my God Irene It's funny Let me have to put Yeah

Where's the fire Irene? It's our fires Oh There's a fire in my past Who's gonna come Who's going to put it out? He's down there.

You guys are kids in the car! All right, look, we're going to help the homie on the way, everybody. Find out which homie will help it next. It's Powerwood O 6. L.A.'s number one for hip-hop. That's real life. Listen to the lyrics, Angie. Oh.

Yeah. Except on that sleeping. I was looking up this survey, you guys, because it is an actual survey. The LAFD, the fire department wants us to answer questions. Can I read you the questions? Yeah.

They're yes or no questions. Okay. Got it. Do you feel that an L-A-F-D member would provide less of a service if they were displaying tattoos on their body? No. No. Would you feel threatened by L-A-F-D members

coming into your home with visible tattoos on their bodies? They're wearing yellow suits. They're going to see. That is a real service. you guys. That's crazy. That's crazy. Like there's a suit on, bro. They got a helmet.

But they get visible. Like, where would it be? It would only be face and hands, right? Probably even hands. They act like someone's going to be like, don't save me. You have tattoos. No, not you. Get out of here with your tattoos.

I'm not dying here. All right, look, keep it here because the homie help line is up next and we are Helping the homie. Who will we helping you guys? Our friend, he wants to remain anonymous. Never mind. It's Vic. Oh, yes!

Yes, today's a special day. We'll talk about it. We're going to help Vic next. It's going to be lit. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line.

I mean, phone line. We got your phone. The homie help line. I do want to say before. Before I heard this starting, I heard of, I was like, no. Why don't I get myself into these things? It's like you say things and then you just come up with ideas. And then the next day you're like, why don't I even say that?

Why did I bring that? Nobody would have known. Nobody would have known. Yeah, you're right. But now they're going to know. They're going to know. How would you know? All right, you guys, Vic needs help.

My friend Vic needs some help. Yeah. So basically, I was realizing that tomorrow, well, Yesterday, we're all talking, and then I realized that today, the 22nd of September, is my ex-girlfriend's birthday. And we haven't spoken since we broke up, but something inside me was just like, oh, man, I should like wish her a happy birthday. Like, you know, just because it's like. Yeah. You're in love.

Just because you want her to get that birthday thing without you? No, it's just. No, I'm not trying to be. You aren't heard of think about you on her birthday? No, it's not even that. You want to hear this whole time. Nah. You were thinking about her while you were Bobby smirdering the other girl at the club.

That was different. But I was just like, okay, that's like I legit. Like, should I say something or should I not? This is a real question because a lot of couples that I break up go through this. What happens in that birthday right after the same, whatever the next birthday is after you break up? And that would be hers because she was with you on your birthday. And honestly, she did it up. She did it up.

I love these AirPods so much. I got some great cologne. But you haven't spoken to her since. I'm still following her. Yeah. So I'm seeing her journey. And she's doing amazing, sweetie. She just got a tan.

She got spray tan. It looks really good. It was cool. She did a whole little journey. Yeah. And she looks beautiful. Yeah. She's always beautiful.

Oh. No, don't fall for this. What? Toxic. Okay, okay, okay. Okay. But you. You guys broke up how many weeks ago?

Like a good month and a half? Yeah, like six weeks or so. I thought he's going to be like 14, like this. It's 13 seconds. About seven episodes ago? All right. And Vig literally as he's like, dang, is Genesis's birthday tomorrow? I don't know if I should tell her a happy birthday.

Yeah. So. I think you should. Yeah. You're that. All right, you let us know if we should sing her this birthday song, okay? You want to run it now? Run it later?

Running it later? Running it at night? Ready, what you see? Let's see what the people say. Okay. Should I even wish her a happy birthday? Or should I just mind my business and, you know. Like, yeah, you guys are broken up for a reason, all of that.

And how does that work out for you too? Because I know a lot of us are going to be big, leave her alone, but then what did you do? Yeah. When you sent that text. I'm not trying to be toxic. I'm just trying to be a nice guy. He's going to be a toxic king. I just want to be a nice guy.

How many times within this time since you broke up and since her birthday have you thought about her? Let me see. How often do I think about the Roman Empire? Every day. All right. Check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help.

We need a line. I mean. Online, we've got you for the homie helpline. The homie, Victor. I need so much help. Was with his girlfriend for a long time. No. Like two months?

Was with her for two months. They had been talking. All summer. No, no. The first part of summer. Yeah. Summer just ended. You're like the first half of summer school you were?

Yeah, definitely. Yeah. First semester of summer school. Yeah. Okay. Okay, and they were talking since last year. He made it official. We did it on air.

It was so beautiful, super cool, very nice. Yeah. Then we did do that. Yeah. Well, you did. She gave you really cool AirPods on your birthday. Like, she really gave a thoughtful gift. That she uses every day.

That she uses every day. And it's her birthday today. It is. You remembered, which is awesome. I remembered, yes. Aw. Why are you answering like it's an interrogation? I don't know.

That's so cute. No, no, no, I'm going to tell you right now. Yeah. If you were only with her for two months, I don't know that she expects you to remember like that, but it's really dope that you do remember like that. Yeah. And I know yesterday, because his only rule was like, just don't try to get us back together.

Yeah. But like, you're giving me signs. You are giving me the signs. One, that you're even thinking about her on her birthday. That you know what's coming up. Yeah. That you're wondering if you should hear up. That you even remember it.

Yeah. I mean, like I said, I just, I don't like to be like a messed up person. I'm married. Right? Jorge's birthday is two days after mine. Yeah. He still has to figure out what my birthday is. You're kidding.

No. Se pasa. So for you to remember her birthday. Yeah. Okay, no. We're giving him too much credit because he has it on his calendar. He got her little reminder. Hey, don't be a hated.

No. Who put it in the calendar? I don't know. This guy. So that you would remember because you expect this to still be with her. Of course. Yeah, I like that about you. You were planning.

ahead. I was. We're supposed to go to Brent Fias concert this past weekend, but he canceled the concert. Oh, you know how I still follow her? Okay. If he canceled the concert, if he didn't cancel the concert, you would have still went? I probably would have, I mean, not with her, but we might have ran into each other, possibly, yeah. Okay, because I still follow her. They would have hit deep, follow songs. I know. And like, like, since September started, she's been talking about it's her birthday coming. So you didn't even remember if you did like a little, you did like a little. like a little, what is it, stalking, he would have known, oh, her birthday's only, right?

And then she did mention about Brum Fires. Like, I was supposed to see him on my birthday. And then I thought it was like a little to you. We were supposed to be at Brant Fian. And we're supposed to be like front row, everything, yeah. But then he canceled the show and then we broke up. Oh, my God. But you guys have time.

What? You missed her so much. That was his only rule. Oh, sorry. I got you. I want to hear what the people want to say. My bad, that. Okay, because we're talking too much.

Yeah. Shut up, buddy. I'm so magic. All right. Irene, Irene, what do you think? Well, I just, you didn't wish my sister having a birthday. I don't think you should.

Oh. But I know her birthday. I still remember it. Anyway. Not you remember everyone's birthday. I do. You know how there's national days? Like today's national day today's.

He's like, oh, today's Yoli's birthday. Oh, today's his birthday. Oh, today's national yoli day. My calendar a little different. Yeah, very different. It's a Victorian calendar. Respectfully, delete it. Why?

It's up here. You see it? It's in his heart. It's in his car. Okay. We have. Vig dated, uh, Irene's sister, by the way. I think we get it.

No more. No more of this. I think I don't know. I get it. Mom, Irene, I got your back. No more of this. I never bring it up. Notice I never bring it up.

Did they last longer than two months? I don't even remember, honestly. I blacked out those months. I never bring it up And the colors, say Yeah, well, I'm going to go to Daniela from West Covita on light eight Daniela

Hi Good morning, Mama Cita What do you think about this guy, Victor, over here? I think he wants to get back with her Yeah That's literally where my heads up But literally Daniela, he's like Just don't try to get us back together

Which to me feels like Just get us back together I mean Why would he remember? Why would you remember? He still has feelings for her So he obviously wants to get back Well there's no shame in that

Yeah there's no shame I just was thinking of if I should wish her a happy birthday That's all Nice gesture So do you think it's a Gentleman? Do you think it's a yes or no To text her?

I would say no No I mean she's an extra reason Wow I mean it's more mean I like I called He's the reason Yeah, it's more me

I'm the reason I'm not a perfect person All right I read what we're going to be here She said no We got one on the scoreboard for no She said no but also you miss her Yeah you want to get back

I'll give you scoring Okay good Because I was about to tell you that I got it We have Mary from Pico Rivera On line six Mary Mary

Hi Hi good morning What's up Mary? Good morning Okay Mary talk to us What do you think about this guy, Vic, over here? I think he shouldn't text her because us girls, we take the, like, a wrong message, like the wrong way.

And maybe she'll be like, hey, this guy misses me. He remembers me on my birthday. I'm going to get, like, I'm going to get him back. So I think he's going to send her the wrong signal. And obviously, I feel like he misses her because why is he thinking about her? You know what it is, Mary? I'm going to talk to you and just you, Mary. Because this is a thing.

I wonder if he misses her is just that ego that it's her birthday and he wants to be on her mind just because that's how dudes are like no well that's what I'm saying Mary not trying to do yes because it's like I want I want her to think about me today yes but I don't want to get back of all days yeah you had all these days yeah yeah we're mad at you Mary you mad you mad you mad you mad you're mad at him and a man can be a gentleman and he's Because after you break up with her, you want to do nice things for her? You know what? He broke up with her? So he didn't have to get her anything on her birthday. No. That's why he broke over her.

Yes. That's not true. He got his airpounds and dip. It's not true. All right. Irene, who are we going to? So she said no. She said no and she's mad at you.

Yeah. I got two for no. We have Taylor from Highland Park on line three. Taylor. Good morning, Brownback. Good morning, Taylor. How are you? I'm good. Are you triggered too?

We need to nominate Vic for Simpa the week. Oh! There we go, baby we got to say what you're doing this. Kidding Vic. Don't just kid. He deserves it and he likes it. Low-key. She's flirting. I say no because I listen to you guys every day.

And I was listening when he initially asked her out. And it kind of gave me a vibe, like, when she put him on me or whatever. Yeah, when she didn't answer. Yeah. And then when she went to church, no, she don't deserve. She doesn't deserve a happy birthday. Oh, my God. Yeah, she went to church with the dude from the gym.

Wow, Taylor. Wow, Taylor's on your side. You reminded me about that. I forgot about that. Oh, get him mad enough to not hear of. I totally forgot about that. Well, I don't, I mean, correct me if I'm wrong. You're right.

kind of seemed like you were a little more into her than she was to you. Because when you were explaining back then, like, you guys have always, like, been on and off. It kind of seemed like you're the ones that would reach out. Yeah. So I say no. Okay, Taylor, I'm just going to correct you real quick. Yeah, I'm just going to correct you real quick.

They haven't always been on and off. He's just on and off with girls period. Like, she was just... That was a different girl. That was a different girl. I have a long history. Yeah. But I get what you're saying because it hurt him, like, that she went to...

Yeah. If you really into me, why would you go to church with another guy? Right, Taylor? Exactly. That speaks volume. And then, yeah, and then I, like, I saw her story and then she, uh, she got delivered like a big bouquet of flowers. You just looked at her story? Yeah, I did.

Oh my God! And I'm like, who sent that? Church guy? Imagine that was a church guy? Who sent that? Jesus. Bro, there's video of you in a club giving a girl her three-finger combo. Okay, but Bobby Shmurda was playing.

No. Taylor says, Remember all the things that reasons why You got hurt in the relationship And just don't do it Taylor, thank you so much for listening Thanks Taylor

I appreciate you I think the three finger combo And the bouquet of flowers They cancel each other out Because what she's supposed to do Be like crying right now On her birthday? No, no

I'm not saying that I'm just saying Her ex man Yeah All hooked up on a girl Because we posted the video And then we shared it And she's following them

And we talk about it And we talked about it And you're doing it again? Yeah. Did you watch from your account from a burger? Just for mine. I say with my chest. You saw it from your account?

Yeah, why would I say? Oh my God, Vick, you're such a sin. Why? It's her birthday. Leave her alone. I'm trying to figure out if I should or not. I mean, who else we got on the line? You already ruined it because she's going to look through her story and be like,

oh, my God, what is he doing? And now I'm going to go look. All right. All right. Who else do you have on the line? We have a vet from Southgate on line nine. I hope she. she stories about that. All right. Yvette. Good morning. Good morning, Mama-sita.

What's up, Yvette? Yvette, you've been hearing the whole shenanigans with Vic. Should he hit up his ex on her birthday? No. I was there one time when my ex and I broke up and my birthday was like two months later and he told me happy birthday and I was, I don't know what to do with that information. Like, honestly, it didn't, it didn't do anything and I feel like it just interrupted the feeling. So I don't think you can message her unless he misses her and like it's going to try again yeah unless you're going to be real about it that is great advice like when you saw that from your ex like did it it it stunted your whole day right you probably had stuff planned and then you're thinking about it now yeah he was like oh i wish i was spending it with you and i'm like sir you broke up with me

so i wasn't about to say all that he would say something like that big he would say something like we know did you end up getting back with him or you like you just ended it did you respond any of that? Well, I just said thank you, but, I mean, to this day, he hits me up and he has a girlfriend. So I don't know. I don't think he's just bad. Yeah, he's just bad. You're so much better than that.

Yeah, I'm not like that. That's from, no, Vic. That's from my experience. You're all like that. There you are. A little pattern. And her Instagram profile says, God first, free mind. Stop putting stuff in her mind.

You did. By looking at her story and if you text her, you're going to put stuff in her mind. Is anyone saying for him to text her? We have the lines are lit up There's still people I know there's no guys The girls The victims of this crime

Are speaking up Wow All right guys Hit us up If Vick should hit up his ex or not I got like four nose He's not gonna listen to women I know this

I'm fine but I just I'm just like I'm trying to hear the other side He wants to hear the edge Balance Yeah balance Alright check this out Homie You need a homie or need some help

We need your head We need a line I mean phone line We got you for The homie help line Sad boy Vic I'm not sad I'm not sad I'm just trying to get advice

From the good people Okay Vic wants to know if you should hit up his ex On her birthday today Yes We gotta go Because we got to go to the phone lines Because you already know what we think

I got a text from Chicken My friend Chicken And she said Vic Call her Call her day. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

She'll be happy. All right. Irene, who's on the line? We have Ramido from South Central, L.A., online three. Online three. Ramito, good morning, Ramiro. Ramiro. You know, good morning.

What up, big? Go talk to your men. Hey. What's up? Hey, dog. Straight up, gee, you look like you're very free-spirited. Like me? If I were you, I would definitely text her, bro.

Yeah. What should I tell her? Even if you get just a thanks back, that still means that you've got to reply. So you're still like in there, you know? This is guy logic. What should I tell her though? Like what?

Like should I tell her? Like, yo, like, yo, happy birthday. I wish you nothing but the best. Hope you enjoy it. By the bean, by the boom. Maybe a little, a blushing face, a blushing face. A blushing emoji. Has this worked for you in the past?

What's up? Has this worked for you in the past? Yeah, bro. I've had an ex for two years now, and I text her on her birthday all the time, and she already has to new... On her birthday all the time. She's only had two birthday since.

And she has a new boyfriend. Yeah, but every year I text her, and then... But you know me, like, I just try to keep the door open a little bit. Oh, my God. That's nice. You got to leave that door back. My logic. So you're saying you got to keep that door crack so you can still crack.

Yeah, there, hey. You said it on the year. You still need it. So how many girls? Young, young, ran. So how many girls have you texted happy birthday on their birthday? How many girls? You?

Me? Yes. Ooh. That you're not with. Because you said you remember. I remember all my ex's birthday. Yeah. I don't know why.

I'm like rain man with it. Oh, my gosh. I just know. and I usually will, but I always think about them on their birthday for sure. So every day it's a different girl. It depends. Yeah, it depends. I mean, you're seeing this.

Which is your busiest month. My busiest month is February. February. Like a majority of my exes. It's a short month. And there's Valentine's Day, too. There's Valentine's Day. Who else we got, baby girl?

Triggering. We have Ramon from Fullerton Online 4. All right. KBWR, Los Angeles, Power 106. LA's number one for hip-Hop, Ramon. You guys, hear me? Yes, we can hear you, Papua. All right, so this is my two cents.

I think life is too short. You should go for it. If she doesn't want to go for it back, that's fine. But at least the opportunity was there because life is just way too short. Wow. Life is short, be toxic. Oh, my gosh. To me, I'm just like, I know what this can do to her.

What if this is a... Bring her joy? No. It annoys us. But it's her birthday, right? She's probably within these past two months, I see how, like, she did love being with you. Like, I saw it.

I saw how she smiled. I saw, like, the glitter in her eye. I saw, I saw how sweet you guys were together. I saw all of that. We went to Disney together. We went to the happiest place on Earth, all of us. We did. And I saw it.

So I'm pretty sure, like, the time that you haven't been with her, she's been getting over you. And so she's probably, like, even reached, like, a point where, like, okay, am I getting there? It's my birthday. I'm not going to think about him. I'm just going to, like, it's going to be a good day. And then boom, thing.

Hey, this is big. Just want to tell you, like, happy birthday, you know, what we had was something special. And I don't ever want you to think that I don't ever want you to think that I wouldn't be with you if things were different. Yeah. Because now she's like, well, things get me different. What can be different? I mean, it's just, I don't know.

Like, it's, you know, I like what the dude said. He's just like, just text her life is short because you never know. Um, and it's, it's one of those things of like, I mean, not that I'm trying to be toxic and she said God first and God says love thy neighbor. Or what if she's like, you know. God didn't say anything by your ex. What if she's like, oh, like, you know, like God knew to. Oh, my. That's what it's going to be.

God needs to remind you on my birthday. Oh, my God. And it wasn't. It was Apple reminding you. But who made Apple? I don't know. Adam and Eve. And the forbidden fruit.

You know what I think would be easier? You know what I think would be easier? What? And now that we're just talking about it, especially you know how you asked her out live? Why are you laughing at me? Because we've got a DM from Rigo Cortez that said, I think Vick should say,

God sent me to tell you happy. Oh. Now we're Amanda Perez. God send me an angel. All right. Guys are horrible. They're horrible. They're horrible.

It's super guy logic. It's super guy logic because the thing is you asked her out live on air. I did. So wish your happy birthday live on your, just do it. Just do it here. I think it's a safe space. You're with your friends.

Ooh, it's a hit. So you want me to sing this? Yes, I want you to sing this to Genesis. Oh, my God. It's your time, Vic. Happy birthday, Genesis. I don't even remember this song like that. It's your birthday so you know we want to ride out.

Even if we only go to my house. Sit more easy as we sit upon my couch. Remember that. Count girls. Stop me! Don't you ride out? You say you're on passion. I think you found it.

Keep ready for action. Don't be astounded. We switch in position. My two times. Hit it in. Girl, you know I. What about that? Girl, you know I.

I'm not even going to go to the look at the birthday, whatever. No. Birthday text. Birthday text I know I know I love it I love it for us I feel bad for her

because you're also very very very toxic Keep it here It's 5106 LA's number one for hip-hip Stop it Don't give it

Genesis Not wait till 1111 to text her So that she thinks it's a sign That's crazy. Ladies don't ever, look, it's manipulation. It's not. It is.

It is. You know what? Someone just told you to wait till 11-11 to hit her. So 11-10. Yeah. 11-10. So that she gets it 11-11. Yeah.

You guys are so bad. And she was going to be like, dude, and it was 11-11. I looked at my phone. No. Don't. Not a sign. It's a big. I can't be like your wish came true.

Oh, my God. Happy birthday. Baby girl. If you're not trying to get back with her, don't text her. Thank you. Angie. Thank you. Because then it works. That's what Marcus did.

Angie. I know. He sent me flowers. He texted me. He mailed, all that. And then he even bought me coffee for my birthday. So you're saying I should send her flowers? No.

He wanted to get back with her. Yeah, unless you're trying to do that. Are you? I don't know yet. We'll figure it out. What do you mean? Don't do that. It's cuffing to do.

Don't do that. Hey, hey, what are you doing over there? Sambra Sala with Angie. All right, you guys. Think of, like, the dumbest excuse someone's giving you for not having their phone. All right. But hold that thought. All right.

Hold that thought, you guys. Hold that thought. So pull up sci-fi's excuse list. All right. Hold that thought. Because I'm telling you right now, I don't think it's bad as Travis Scott, you guys. Okay. So Travis Scott right now, he's like in a midst of like a lot of lawsuits because of the whole Astro War Festival.

Yeah. That happened back in 2021. Yeah. People got hurt. And then there was people that I got injured. I mean, that passed away, right? And so on Monday, he was cooperating with the cops. He had actually a deposition.

Deposition on Monday for like eight hours. Again, he's cooperating, giving them all the information that they need for that thing going on. And you would think, like, he would be giving his phone. Because at some point, they're asking him, like, okay, well, now we need your phone so we can, like, go through it. Yeah. We can go look through it, things like that. And, again, you would think he would hand it over because he's been cooperating, giving them all the information.

And this fool, his lawyer comes up and he's like, actually, he can't give you his phone. He can't give you his phone because it's lost. He dropped it and it's now lost in sea. He's at the bottom of the ocean? Yeah. Oh my God. That's so dramatic.

So he was on a vacation and he lost it. Yeah, he's like the phone had falling off a boat and it's at the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico and there's no way to get it back. Jesus. Now he's Kim Kardashian with her earring. Yo, Genius.

How? Yo. Because you don't want to hand over your phone. I know, but if you're cooperating? Even if you're cooperating, I think that any lawyer would tell you, like, don't do this, don't say this. Yeah. It's some protection purposes, too, because even if it's not the Astro World stuff,

there might be other things. And, like, you kind of, if you give up your phone, you give up everything. Everything, yeah. True, all your privacy. Yeah, no, no, no, but, like, maybe other things you've done or said or evidence for or whatever. And now all of a sudden, hey, you passed over your phone for that. Now we found this. Now we're going to investigate this.

Or maybe he did lose his phone in the ocean. No, I'm sure he did. That's very possible. That's very possible. I just don't know if the trip was intentionally to drop the phone in the middle of the sea or it was like he was on vacation and he accidentally dropped it. And then that AstroWorld was a couple years ago, correct? Yeah, 2021.

So do you still have the same phone from a couple years ago? I don't. See, so it would be. I do. I know. I know. Well, yeah. You have the iPhone.

phone still has a button Yeah It does, it does It's cracked Okay That was That was the Oh,

let's talk about Yeah You don't want to bring up any jokes right now Mr. Sci-Fi No phone Mr. Sci-Fi no phone

Yeah, I took my mom to T.J that's why I have no phone Oh yeah I left my phone at the airport Yeah

he but I'm texting from an iPad That was a good one That was a crazy one That was a good one Yeah Yeah Want more?

Okay I I I But when it comes to Travis Scott He's just saying that he lost it

They just, you know, he was sitting down or something, and then it just slipped out of his pocket, and now it's lost in sea. So you don't believe him is what you're saying. Like, that's so cool. Convenient. Convenient, yeah. I just,

I know that I would say, like, I don't have my phone from two years ago. I got to upgrade. Exactly. That would be a more logical excuse. Not saying like, hey, it fell off the boat and now it's lost and see you at the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico.

Yeah. You guys want to get it. You see that. Good luck. It sounds crazy, this is exactly how you know. It sounds crazy, but it's so possible.

How? It's possible. Really? No, that's the thing about these things that they can sound possible, right? And because it's like if I, it's so crazy, it has to be true. Listen, my girl, she lost her phone at my brother's house. And it was in my brother's couch for two weeks. She went, she went two weeks without a phone.

And it was there and we would call it and it just sounded like if you tell someone, oh, her phone was in there two weeks. Right. Just recently she washed her phone. Like I was calling her phone and it was in the washer spinning. And we took it out. still works. Like if you tell people

these stories, it sounds fake. Yeah, that's crazy. Wait, the phone was inside in the Washington movie and it was still working. It was spinning and ringing. Yeah. That needs to be an iPhone commercial. Yes.

It could withstand that. It still works. Was it iPhone or Android? iPhone. iPhone. Wow. Yeah. It was still the break on like the floor or something?

No. Oh, my. So there you go. I guess. So, yeah. Shout out to Travis Scott for. For the best lie, I guess. That's a great excuse.

The best excuse. Yeah, yeah, yeah, best excuse. Because I thought SciFi, no phone had the best one. Okay, he's up there. Our friend SciFi always loses his phone conveniently. And it's also conveniently when we need him at work that he loses his phone. On Mondays. Yeah, on Mondays.

Mondays and when he's on trips. Yeah. Yeah, he loses his phone. Old trips. So forgetful that. You would need your phone more on a trip. On a trip. Absolutely.

I would have anxiety going out there like, oh, I don't know any maps or anything. Like, not to contact anybody. Uber. I don't know how he manages. It's because he is also with company on his trips. Oh. And that company has their phones. They have all.

They have everything. And the company can also go through his phone. So he's like, no, I lost it. Crazy. Look at him. He's all nervous. I know he's nervous when he's acting not nervous. Yeah.

I'm just drinking water. I just got thirsty. Sci-fi vacations in the Gulf of Mexico, is what you're saying? Yeah. I can't wait to hear that excuse of why he didn't show up to work. You know my phone just got... You heard about Travis, right? I was going to visit where Travis Scott lost his phone.

I lost my. And you know what's crazy? Besides Sci-Fi-no phone, I know you all have your phone homies or your, like, people that you know that always conveniently lose their phone. Yeah. There's Travis Scott for you. There's Travis Scott. And sci-fi here. Yeah.

All right. Thank you, Angie. All right. That's it for Sombrasaela brought to you by your local Southern California to go to dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm Power 1. It's Power 1.6. It's Power 1.

L.A.'s number one for hip-buborn. Yeah. Roundback mornings, and we have a special guest. We got our guy, Omar Chaparro. Let me roll the ours. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Good. Oh, my God. I'm so glad. Thank you for coming through. You're a comedian and you have a show tomorrow at the Riverside Auditorium. We actually have tickets for that, which I'm really excited to give away. But I need to take, because you're also a man. Yes.

So we have to ask you. Very, very, ombre. Much ombre. Chaparrito But no And by the way Chaparro is his real last name He's not

He's not sure No you're not Neti No les digas What they see me Oh my gosh She lied Yeah

You like that surprise I'm 57 Is that chaparro or no No I'm 570 I'm 411 I'm 411 I'm Chaparita

You know what I'm gonna tell you I am 5 7 but I feel like 7 five. Ladies, don't follow in love just yet. All right.

Because I'm going to ask you, today is the day of my friend Vic, his ex-girlfriend's birthday. Yeah. These are all and the maniae. And he wants to know if he should text her or not for her birthday.

I was trying to figure it out. And we need a man's perspective because all the boys in here are saying, oh yeah, do it, bro. All the girls said no, leave her alone. She's in peace. She's recovering. Oh, it's your ex.

It's your ex. It's his ex. Well, depends. Were you still, did you, I mean, you still love her? Yeah. Oh, that's not such a liar. Like, I don't know. Let me tell you, Omar.

Let me tell you. That's what I'm trying to figure out. Because he's been on it. He only has a girlfriend for like three months at a time. Like, they've only been together for one season, literally one season. They were together for two months. But he asked her out live on the air. So this one we thought was serious.

Todavia, they broke up. Just like the other ones. But it's her birthday today. And he's wondering, should I hit her up? All the girls, we say, Nomazzo it's doing for your ego. For your orgoyo. Like, I just want her to think about me.

Shego la tra. So we don't know. But it might make her day too. It might make her day. You're not dating anyone? Kind of. I don't know. There's already someone else.

Yeah. It's complicated. My life, I live a fast life. I don't know. This is what I, would you like to start with her other way? Ah. Yeah.

No, no. Would you like to get Shaggy? Eh? You like to get Shaggy? Oh, I mean, Shaggy is, like, you know, you want to,

you know, a for, a fornic cage? No. No. Oh my God. Oh, my God. You're so cute.

You're so, cute. No. Yeah. It's yeah. If you it would be cool.

That would be great. That would be good. That'll be a great Friday night. No, is that he wants, he no he doesn't want another man stay in that place fornicate.

Ah, no. He doesn't want another guy to have her tonight. If you want to bring new things, special things in your life, new adventures, you have to let go.

Everything. The past doesn't exist. All we have is the present. Oh! Oh. That's a bar. That's a bar. That's a bar.

That's great advice. So spend like text somebody else today. Yeah. Essentially. Move, move forward. Move forward. Yeah. Not backwards.

I love it. Okay. Omar, talk to us. What do you talk about in your stand-up? Because you seem like so, like you, you just fit writing. Very animated. Yeah. And it just feels like you are on stage, but you're like one of us too.

Like, how is your stand-up going for you? Ah, you have to see it. No. I can't wait to go on. Stand-up. Let me see. I'm kidding. He got,

he took a much Ropa. He did the Michael Jackson spinning. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You're so. Oh my God. It's a very weird stand-up.

Not in a bad way, but it's very different because it's a stand-up comedy, but I do the Michael Jackson impression. I love it. I dress that with a few characters and also I sing a little bit.

So this is like... You just make it all in one. It's like a variety show like a one-man show. You know, I've been doing radio. I started doing radio 27 years ago. Wow. That's why... That's how I started my career.

Doing pranks on the phone and doing weird voice. Like, well, it's not your mom. And if you're about the Tia Rafael. Oh, my God. You'll go demand, licensiator. I did like maybe 7,000 pranks on the phone. I got in trouble. That's how I started doing my...

Because radio, you have to make people laugh without them even looking at you. So it's theater of the mind. You have to be a character. This is what I tell them all the time. Look, look, Vic is getting there. Vic, give him your zombie. Oh, wow. Oh, wow.

Oh, no, no. I know. I know. I was like, oh my God, my brain's worthy. No, but I started doing a lot of things like that in the comedy characters and then I was doing hosting TV. Yeah. And then the movies came. And I always love to sing and write songs.

And I was doing some motivational speaker too for 20 years. Wow. So it's like Jose Jose. I said, I've ridado to be a ca, I've done everything. And I was thinking,

when I was last year, I said, I want to do a show that, like, encirre it all together. All together. And that's why it's called Yo So You Amar Chapparro.

And it's a wonderful show, and I really can't wait to make people laugh. I love that. Tomorrow night, a Riverside Auditorium. And Sunday, I'm going to be here.

At the little turn. I mean, I know I know that's Louis Miguel but if no you know the same next best thing

I'm here I'm not I'mit to Louis Miguel Yeah If you You I'm

My life I'm You sound like Yeah I I need to record I send it to my tia

And she's going to be like Oh my god Mija Yeah Bion to my show And it's

Mazz I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm Can't

it's right now, okay? And to the ex-novia of Victor to go! Let's go! And there you passed backstage. And I closed the door and you can do it.

I love that. I love it. As far, those who buy bolettos of here, they're access to to go to

the Camerino. Come on. Transalade. I don't know what Camarino means. That's how you say backstage? Backstage.

You don't say atras? No. The stage atras? That's not backstage. All right. Backstage passes and hit us up right now, Caller 10,

so you can see our guy, Omar Chaparro, live tomorrow night in Riverside, and he also has tickets up for sale for Sunday at the Wiltern, but right now, caller 10, hit us up. 818-1059. That's 818-5-2059. Omar, thank you so much for coming back.

That's a lot. That's a lot of great. That's a lot. Another. Pick us out. Michael Jackson. Luis, Miguel, one more time. Okay, you're on some Luis?

Oh, chente, chente. Hey, pretty baby With the high hills on That's amazing That's Michael Jackson Oh my goshin Oh my gosh What's going

Now if they're going You're going It's car car To get his girl back And at And at fin You're cobrerone Oh my gosh

We're going You're going You're going You're going You're going to get his girl back You're going It's her old back. Power 106, LA's number of afraid of pumpkin.

Morning. Morning. It's National Deer Diary Day. Right? Dear Diary. Dear Diary. Who in here had a diary? Oh, I tried to have one.

You tried. I tried, but my sisters would just come and read it. With like the little lock, the little fake lock? The little fake lock that you can just like bust so bare and break it. That was, yeah. I only wrote one day and how much I hated my life. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I was being dramatic. Lettica. I need a drama in my life. I hate my sister so much. I'm going to run away. I was 10. I'm going to run away.

It's probably in everybody's diary right now. You leave it out so your parents can find it. Yeah. Like, me how what's wrong? Nobody loves me in this house. You're not kidding. Vic, you never had a diary? No, I'm a grown man.

Oh, my. So did you ever have a journal? No. No, I don't know. I never, no, I never, I never did anything like that. No. It's crazy? Because one of the things in therapy or the first thing you tell you, like, write stuff down, write your feelings down, write your thoughts down or whatever.

And it's like you don't understand how much that's an actual like, it is. It is good. Like a therapeutic thing to write it all out. However, I am old enough to have written letters back and forth to like my girlfriend. So like I find them sometimes. That's kind of like. The letters that you wrote to your girlfriend? Or like the ones she wrote to me.

Yeah, I have the one she wrote to me. She probably has the ones that I wrote to her. What's her name? Marcella. But like, yeah. But like, it's crazy, right? Because it's like, it's, it's, it's, uh, shout on Marcella.

Yeah, it's, it's just funny because it's like, that's, that's dope to have, like, I discovered my parents had letters. They have like this box. Oh, that's so beautiful. And they still kept them. So it's like, just you get, it's, it's similar to a journal because you're just seeing what they're thinking in that exact moment, you know what I'm saying. It wasn't necessarily a journal.

Were they thinking, were they complaining about you or were they saying nice things about you? No, no. This is like when they were like 14, 15. Oh, no. Oh, okay. I'm talking about Marcellus. Oh, no. It's all like sweet stuff.

Just like, oh, yeah. And I'm just like, wow, like, we had a good thing. Yeah. We did have a good thing. Yeah. Don't bring that one thing back. No. Yeah.

Okay. But diaries and journals. What have you written in a journal entry? Have you ever gotten open? Dude, I remember there was this movie called Harriet Despi. Oh, yeah. Yes. And it was, I don't know if it was a Disney movie or a Nickelodeon movie, but she definitely

had a journal or a diary of sorts, but she was talking, ish. Like, she was talking. talking smack about everybody about everybody so if like legit if I was Harriet the spy yeah and I would never say anything mean about you Angie so I'd be like oh my god every day Irene comes in she has this face like

I don't know if we're like I don't know she's about to start crying right now and Vic over there he thinks he looks good but really he looks like like stuff like that yeah oh gotcha and Maximo oh my gosh the smell on Maximo like

no no I'm just saying like of just being super hypothetical. Is this, Harriet the Spine? Check it up. A leash. Man, if my parents ever tried putting me in one of those things, I'd try them in.

This kid looks like she can roll over and fetch. This is all stuff she wrote down. Yeah, so she'd be walking and saying that. That was really weird. She's like, a leash? She's observing people. People watching. Yes, and she's writing her diary.

That's kind of the diaries that I would look, yeah. If I had a diary. Yeah, yeah. I know what that had diarrhea you had. What? It was like this. It's our burn book.

You need to cut out girls' pictures from the yearbook? And then we wrote comments. Trang Pack is a grotky little fiatch. Still true. Don Schweitzer is a fat virgin. So that's when you have a diary with your home girls. You never, I had that too. No, I'm so sad.

But I had a book that we would pass around like in elementary school, not elementary, in middle school. And it would be me and three of my. three of my friends and we would each write a letter to each other, pass the book, and then they would write it to me back and forth. It was really cool. And you know what's funny? That's the first group chat. Yeah. Yay, right. I had, we each got to put like a photo of whoever we liked in the book.

And I put Tyrone Lou. Tyrone Lou! Yeah, it was Lakers' time. I put Tyrone Loo. That's hilarious. You know what Tyrone is. You are laughing. You know that's Romeo's cousin, right?

No, but it was by then. I don't want to meet Tyrone Loo. I'm not saying. I'm just saying that's crazy. That's crazy. That's hilarious. They each had like a dude from school or whatever. A picture of Tyron Loo.

A picture of Tyron Loo. It's crazy. Not the picture of IRISA stepping over him, but a picture of Tyrone. That's hilarious. Irene, you have a diary to this day. Yeah. Yeah, I journal every day. It keeps me sane.

Yeah. Yeah. We'll read yesterday. Can you read? You know what's so funny. Yesterday's pantry is that I haven't had a journal. time to write in it for months so that's kind of why you sound like Travis Scott like a liar right now

because you can't journal every day but also not have journaled in months no I really haven't journal in months okay go to your last entry of your journal I don't even have it on me I just it's a goal for Mexico yeah wow last time I wrote and it was before I started here and it was like a long

like eight page thing about how like I never thought I would get here so that's wow Wow. Well, now I'm going to get emotional. I know. Everybody, let's hug Irene. No.

Is your diary, Hello Kitty Colored? Or, like, are themed. So every December, I have, like, a drawer for, like, empty journals, and I just pick one. And I put, like, a little poll on my Instagram. So this year, my followers picked a Harry Potter one. Oh, so you put a, it's a Harry Potter journal. Yeah, this year. So do you go, dear Ere?

To get through the theme. That is hilarious, though. You have to use an English accent. It looked at me today. I'm trying. I'm trying my best. I use my feather pin. Your wand.

All right. We're not the only ones that had diaries and journals. We want to know about yours. Read an extra if you have it. You won't because it's supposed to be secret. How come diaries are never as secret as we thought that they were supposed to be? It has a lock for a reason. There's no security system.

There's no security system. If you want it bad enough, you just rip it open. Yeah, that's true. All right. We want to know your dear diary. stories okay whatever those may be did you share them did your sisters find them did your mom find it what did it say in there power 106 LA's number one for hip-hop good morning it's Friday yeah oh my god I feel so good about Friday you know why because tomorrow Saturday yes right and tomorrow we are

going to be in the city of Van Nuys right but not just there for any reason it's going to be really really cool so WSS they're having a grand opening at their Van Nuys location okay you want to be there We're going to be there. But also, the Dodgers are going to be there. It's time for soccer. Bro, El Mariachi, Joe Kelly is going to be there tomorrow. Legend. Bobby Miller, tomorrow.

They're going to be at the WSS grand opening in Van Nuys. It starts at 10 a.m. I think we're going to pull up around noon. All right? It's funny. It's like, the Dodgers are going to be like, yeah, we're going to, like, oh, we'll be there too. Like, no one's going to go. Yeah.

We'll be with you in line to meet them. For real. I know. We're trying to get a picture, too. Yeah, we're trying to get a picture, too. Okay? And let me just give the address, okay? If you don't have the address, pull up tomorrow.

Van Nuys, the event starts at 10 a. m. I would get there early because of the wristbands because everyone wants to meet El Maraci. Fuchs. He's co-beens. I wonder if he's going to wear it. I hope so. His little chaleco?

His thing? Yeah. He should make the face, too. Oh, yeah. That pouty face that he makes? They made a mural look. Yeah. He should make that face.

65-0-0-2 Van Nuve Boulevard. 6502 Van Nuys Boulevard In the city of Van Nuys Tomorrow Grand Opening WSS Bobby Miller is going to be there Joe Kelly is going to be there

Brown Bag is going to be there It's going to be so cool And I've done these before These WSS Like these grand openings It's dope They have stuff for the kids To show up

Like games Giveaways Dude I remember giving away Like TVs They have incredible Giveaways So pull up bring the truck

bring your homies we're definitely going to be out there it's going to be a vibe yeah come in socks because you're going to be leaving with shoes that part that part yeah

yeah I don't get it because it's it's oh okay okay okay come barefoot

you get it now you get it now you thank you thank you come barefoot bring your old shoes leaving new shoes

all right and this is your This is my guy right here. Do you know where that is? I believe so, yes. Poser, liar, you don't know. Yeah, I don't know if you're outside like that. Because it moved locations.

Yeah. How do you feel about them conducting business without your permission? Yeah. It's fine. I love for my city to grow, for people to come in, bring money into the city. Come on. You keep it going full circle. Oh, my God.

He wants a WSS plug so bad. Make sure you type in with us. We're going to be out there tomorrow. It's going to be a good time. I can't wait. I love these. I love to meet you guys. It's going to be like a meet-and-grit slash we're all partying together slash Dodger meet-and-grate.

It's going to be really cool. Meet us there tomorrow. Van Nuys, grand opening. Can we go to your house after? Sure. For real? You're welcome. What are we going to do there?

Can you get it? Can I park in your driveway? No. I don't have a driveway. But you can park in my neighbors. Okay. We'll just wait until he honks. Yeah.

That's perfect. And they will move. Do they know you on your block? Don't worry about it. Do they know you on your block? It's crazy. Because you've been there forever. Been there forever.

Your whole life, right? Pretty much. Yeah, actually, I lived on my stream. My whole life, yes. And I got grandfathered into this apartment. I'm not telling you where. Yeah. But I pay very little.

You're being very suspicious, okay? I know. We should call the city. Yeah, we're going to do the U.S. Disregnobney. Investigate. That dish thing is not mine. Go check the permits.

Check how many animals they have in the house too. You know you're only supposed to have like two or three, right? Yes. Did you get permits for all that construction you did? Listen. That's neither here nor there, okay? Pull up on us, WSS and Van Nuys the grand opening. And then we're going to Moximo's house, okay?

It's going to be a good time. We all are. Everyone is invited to your house. Yeah. Let's go. We're going to drink some cold ones. As a matter of fact, DM him right now. Ask him for his address.

No, M-A-C-K-S-I-M-O-M-O-Ximo on Instagram, DM my guy and tell him that you're going to pull up to Van Nu him to bring him tomorrow. It could be a pot-look. Yeah. DM him what you're bringing, okay? Yeah. So we can plan this out.

So from 12, at 12 p.m., we're going to be at W-S. Around 3 o'clock, we'll pull up to your crib. No glizzies. What? you don't want hot times A1A 5 days I was gonna give the phone number

to call so All right Cudius car 106