Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep. 64 (09/25/23)
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What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
All right.
I don't like this for the Valley.
The Valley, listen up.
What's going on with the valley?
I don't want us to turn into the Florida of Southern California.
It sounds like it already.
I do not want that for us.
I'm going to keep it a thousand.
It already sounds like that.
Why?
I'll tell you why, Beavisita from those.
Guess what?
Florida turns up.
No, we don't want that.
We do not want that.
That's going to be a thing.
A bad nice man.
Had a fishing his eye.
Like, crazy.
Florida, Angie, is known for, like, their weird stuff.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And you know what I learned?
It's because they get Honeyton Beach.
It's true.
Yeah, that's your thing.
It's because they, their public records go up faster than other people's public
records.
So if you get arrested, you can see it like the next day online versus, like, out here.
There's some type of privacy laws and all of that.
And even, like, to release video footage, like, there's a certain date limit.
But with Florida.
It's just like, look at us.
Look at what we're doing over here.
So yesterday there was a golf cart police chase in the valley.
Check this out.
We're following a stolen golf cart.
Now, where we're at is Burbank Boulevard here in the Vianniz area.
Essentially, the guy that you see who allegedly took this golf cart has a dog.
Okay, all right.
That only came out the right side of your year.
It's fine.
It's not here in speaker.
It's us.
Plug it and plug it back out.
It's okay.
Look, it's the morning.
Why are you judging us?
All right, let's just try one more time just to be still.
No.
That's what's happening.
It's not our bad.
There was a stolen golf cart in Van Nuys.
Wow.
What were you doing last night, Maximo?
That's what I thought.
I was working.
What is working mean?
Not with golf cart.
Okay, well, Maximo did suggest that we get a golf cart?
He did.
A couple weeks ago.
You did.
I keep.
And he said, we'll have one by Tuesday by any means necessary.
It's in our office.
Remember you said that?
He said that.
You said that.
We needed a golf cart to ride around when we have like, in our podcast studio.
And literally when I saw that, I thought of this exactly.
It wasn't me.
Okay.
But that trips me out.
So this fool, and I was watching the video, it's so funny because they try to put, the cops are hilarious.
I don't think that they were, uh, they're trained for golf cart, police chains.
Not at all.
They just treated like another like car police chase.
They put out like the strips.
The, what?
Yeah, the spike strips.
But it's funny because the golf cart wearing like it turned.
It was like, yeah, catch, catch me.
Yeah.
They ended up catching the fool.
He did have his dog with him.
I don't know what was wrong.
He was a shirtless man in Van Nuys.
I don't like this for us.
This is amazing.
No, it's not.
With the dog.
That's like, look, look.
It's just crazy.
We need to put the video.
of Ralph Borgney's 106.
He looks like he's having the great time.
He's having a great time.
And he just,
he looks like he keeps yelling,
you'll never take me alive!
Yeah, that's exactly how he was.
Or like, I wonder if it's,
if it's a golf car, it's not a car chase.
Are the, are the charges the same?
Yeah, you're right.
Because it's not like a...
Why are they pulling him over, dog?
Like, what is there, it can't,
was it a stolen golf car?
I swear they could have done that maneuver
where they just hit him.
The pit maneuver?
He would have died.
He would have fell out to die.
He's going like 15 miles an hour.
He was survived.
Honestly, no.
I feel like they weren't even worried about him.
They're like, we can't do that to the dog.
We can't do that to his dog.
We can't have pita after.
Yeah, we don't want that.
And the dog is when, yeah, as they're arresting his owner, the dog's like just sniffing everybody.
He was probably thought he was having, like, a good little time.
Like, he didn't know.
Little did the dog know he was a hostage.
No, he did the dog.
He was a hostage.
For real.
The dog knew.
The dog knew.
The accomplice?
They went to get dog food or something
I wonder why he was outside
True, like how it started
No shirt on
Yeah, no shirt on, no shoes
He just, he probably tells him at home
I'll be right back
And he's not right back
He's a raider fan
He's so dumb
He's from the valley
He's a 49er fan
I'm not dumb
I'm on to you
Look keep it here because we have your tickets
To not scary farm
on deck, not scary farm, and we have
Simp or Pimp on deck.
What's going to happen with Simper or Pimp, Maximil?
Man.
You?
Talk about controlling.
Oh, we're talking about controlling.
Next, keep it here as Pai 106.
Simp or Pimp.
BIMP.
Zim!
Zim!
Zip! Zip! Zip!
Dats!
Dats!
We're so dumb.
All right.
Maximo, what's up?
Have you ever, you know, women like to ruin good times?
Oh, whoa.
Tell me more.
That's a blanket statement.
So Marcy wasn't not a part of the show anymore.
Tell me more.
I don't know.
I can't hear you anymore, does?
I don't know what's happened.
Andrea, are you having a good time?
I'm having a good time.
You're having a great time.
You're having a great time.
Look, wow, look at the women.
I just don't want my mic cut.
All right.
Just be a little bit nicer.
Just a little bit nicer.
Sorry if I trigger somebody.
This means I'm about to have so much fun.
What is that noise?
It's a PS5 noise when you turn it on.
Really?
Yes.
Why they have such long intro music now?
Because it takes forever.
There's not like Sega.
Right, no.
So a tweet recently went viral and this guy posted a picture.
and the picture was of a control that his girl gave.
A PS4.
That sounds really nice.
However, if you can imagine how cars are wrapped when they have branding.
She wrapped the control with a picture of him kissing her ring.
It's like, it's so cringe.
It is cringe.
I need to see this picture.
The wrapping paper is of the guy.
The control.
It's like a cute picture of them.
Like a sleeve.
Yeah.
Right?
So, like, you know how you.
Yeah.
Like how your laptops have, like, covers.
Cover.
Yeah.
So the control has a cover, and it's a photo of him kissing a ring.
That's so cute.
I'm beautiful.
It is not.
Let me see it.
So the funniest thing, and you can see it on our socials at Brownback Mornings 1006.
Yes.
The funniest thing is that the internet chewed him up.
Oh, because he had that.
Yes.
And because he's flexed it.
He's like, so cute.
Look what my girlfriend got me.
It's probably part of the deal.
And everybody's like, simple.
Yes, they were like, oh, I'm going to push your girl's buttons all day.
It's like, hey, what are you supposed to do if you're at the homie's house and he hands you that control?
hilarious.
You're playing with his girl?
Yay!
Yay!
And they're like, bro, you already lost.
They chewed him.
Okay.
He got cooked.
He got cooked.
But he also got a free controller.
Yeah.
Yeah, but at what cost?
Okay.
You know?
Guys always want their girls.
Girls to buy the PS5 for them, right?
Yeah, but like...
So what if that's the transaction?
I'll buy you this PS5 if you also get this controller.
I'm sure any guy would be like, hell yeah.
I'll take that.
One, because you love your girl.
Just also, he loves his girl.
Yes, for sure.
You just can't have friends over.
He's his wife.
He's a girlfriend.
It's a girlfriend.
What is he kissing like a promise ring or what?
It looked like a little diamond ring.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, but he can't have friends over to play.
Like, you can't...
Oh, no.
If I went to my friend's house and he handed me a control,
if I see him with a control like that.
No, that's the main thing is like, it's up.
Okay, so, all right, so I could tell you from experience.
When a girl comes over, usually use the PS5 because it has Netflix.
It has, you know, HBO Max.
Has everything.
So we turn it on.
So I use the remote control to be like, all right, click this, click that.
So imagine if he tried to have another girl come over and then she looks at the remote and she's like,
what the hell is this?
So imagine if he's a piece of like I am.
And he got his fiance
And he has another girl over, then he deserves it.
Yeah, I mean, I guess.
But I'm just saying, like, this is like, this is strategic by her.
Oh, definitely strategic by her.
Like, even in your time where you're not supposed to think about me
or where you kick me out of your life, I'm in your life.
Boom, ladies.
Found the loophole.
Wait, hold on.
Don't we just give you guys on a loophole, ladies.
Hold on, hold on.
That's smart.
Because when that sound played earlier,
yeah.
Big is like, that sound means your time is up, baby girl.
Like that sounds like I'm checked into this and not to you, right?
And then she's like, not really because like jokes on you.
Genius, evil genius.
I need to see him kissing her.
Like I need to see that photo.
And I like how why she, I wonder why she chose that and not straight her face.
Yeah, because at first people thought it was her.
But then you notice there's a, like, it's a mustache.
Oh, okay.
Hey, girls have mustaches too.
Mm-hmm.
The control.
Oh, I see.
Oh, man.
And her nails are done.
Yeah.
That is him.
He's really looking at himself, to be honest.
That's really cringe, too.
It is crazy.
Wow.
I can't, I can't do it.
It's just like, yo, like, no, I don't want this.
I want like a LeBron control.
Yeah.
Like I want like a dope.
Water is accidentally falling on my control.
Yeah.
Purpously.
Yeah.
I think this is a little bit weird just because I know controls go to your lap, right?
Yeah.
So if I were to give my homie this, this is more my face than anything.
Yeah.
You're going to have my face on your lap.
It's weird.
And don't let you start gyrating.
Up down left, right.
Don't these controls, don't these controls like vibrate?
Yeah.
But it's a dude's face.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's weird.
That's really weird.
And her hand.
And her hand.
Anyway.
Sorry.
Oh.
I forgot we're on the radio.
Right.
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Maximo
What did you find?
Man I was scrolling
And I was confused
Y'all confused me
What happened?
By y'all
I mean you three ladies
Oh
Why
So there's a thing
There's four girls in here
Please
Four sorry
Five
Five
He's only Josie on the weekends, I know.
Oh, sorry, it's Monday, sorry, Josie.
I mean, Jose.
There's a thing called Girl Math, and I have no idea what the hell it is.
You've been seeing it online, I know.
Yes.
Yeah.
So.
They're un-wlessed ladies.
I was like, who told the world about Girl Math?
What's going on?
Yes.
It was really weird because they gave a lot of explanations and I was like, you still don't get it?
Kind of.
Mathematicas.
I do.
I don't.
Here's one of the...
Explanations?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm going to explain girl math to you.
Okay.
Hey,
ready?
You know that place.
So, like, if there's money on my Starbucks app and I go to buy a coffee and I use the app, it's free.
The coffee's free.
I get it.
It makes sense.
Okay.
But how much money did you spend to get to that point?
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Even if she...
Because this lady, this, or this sound from TikTok,
is saying that even if I, even if I'm paying,
because I'm doing it on the Starbucks app,
I'm going to get that money back because I'm getting out points.
Yeah.
So, Groomat.
And you did a Groomat, right?
That was Cyper, by the way, not a girl, so he wouldn't understand.
No, I was a hater over there.
No, I just did it on the weekend because I was like,
I got a free coffee from seven leaves because, you know,
I did spend $90 or whatever, but I got the coffee free on Saturday.
Because of the points.
Because of the points.
Because of the points.
Regardless, I'm going to be making, I'm going to be spending money.
Irene, you have hella-Gromat.
All right.
Yeah, I have hella-Gromat.
There's like, Girl Math for Concerts, is Girl Math for Cash.
Give me one, Mathematicas.
So, like, if I spend the $20 that I have in my purse,
technically I didn't spend any money because all the money is still on my card.
Like, I still have all my money in my credit card.
Oh.
Yeah.
Cash is just extra money.
So Cash is just play money.
Yeah.
Cash is play money.
Maximil, you do Girl Math and you do.
You don't even know it.
How?
Clarnia, like the pay later.
Because I feel like, yes, that's a part of it.
Like, if I buy this dress but I buy it on Clarno, which is like, which is in payments,
it's like, I'm not really, I'm getting half off.
But I know I'm paying later.
Yeah.
It just feels better.
It just feels.
It just feels.
Oh my God.
Thank you.
Thank you.
So what?
It's just like, yes, girl.
Yeah.
It's just you matth out, you match out your money.
And so just men that.
pay cash to just caveman?
Yeah.
You're not saving.
You're just paying like up front for everything.
I have another explanation just in case big, maybe this will help you.
All right.
Since I guess now I kind of get it.
You're going to get it.
If my total at Target is $60, but I use $40 in cash, I really actually only paid $20.
Yeah.
It doesn't make.
Yeah.
Because her account money, it just feels.
It's about the feeling.
Oh, my God.
Girl math is about the feeling.
It is.
Thank you, Letty.
It is about a feeling.
There's this girl mat that I was thinking.
Like, if I have to, this is how girls, like, plan out their day, right?
Like, if I have a concert at 8, that means, yeah, that means that at least by 7 have to leave the house.
That means that it takes an hour to do my hair.
That means that I have to take a shot, like, I take a shower 30 minutes.
So, like, you just count it up.
Like, I have to make time to have outfits and change different outfits.
So I have to get ready starting at noon.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
It's all the time.
math out your day.
Guys is just like, a guy hungry, guy eat.
Like, that's you guys.
We planned the house.
Guy shower. Guy change.
Yeah.
That makes it.
Guy shirt.
Guy shirt.
Yeah.
Don't forget pants again.
Forgot pants last time.
Almost went to jail.
Or don't be like Jose.
Don't forget your pants.
I mean, your underwear.
See, if you guys did grow math, you would have had two underwear.
Yeah.
But I do this all the time.
What happened.
I do the, I do that.
all the time when I go to Letty's house, I'm like, okay, if I have to be at her house at 8,
that means I have to leave the house at 7.
That means I have to shower, so I have to make time for my hair.
My hair takes me an hour.
It takes forever.
It makes sense.
You have to be working backwards.
No wonder.
Yeah.
No wonder y'all just like spend whatever at Target.
Well, that's why we don't like when you guys tell us stuff last minute.
We don't like when you guys tell us a certain time and you don't show up because we're
girl mathing it out.
Yeah.
You guys tell us seven and we have to start getting ready at noon.
Yes.
To not only mentally prepare, but actually prepare.
No.
And then y'all is so hard.
And then y'all have the audacity to come on time.
Shut up.
Wait, what you mean?
Come on time.
You come early, dog.
I told this girl to show up at 7.30.
She showed up at like 7.25.
I was not ready.
Oh, my God.
Girl math.
You should know.
Guy math is like 745.
You know, like scroll in.
There is no guy now.
I don't know.
You doesn't just dumb.
No, I'm silly.
Yeah.
I think guys do good, like, GPS math.
Oh, yeah.
Like, you guys are like, all right, if I leave at this time, it's going to be super traffic.
Like, girls, it's like everything takes us 30 minutes no matter what part of the day.
And that's where we mess up.
Like Angie, Irene's in Hemet, Angi lives in the OC.
But I guarantee you, I will only take out 30 minutes of my girl mathing to get to their houses.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'd be speeding.
I'm like, I'm going to make it in 30.
Yeah.
That's where we mess up.
Guys are good with the traffic math.
Damn.
It makes sense.
Kind of.
A little bit, girl.
You got this girl.
I'm working now.
That's your girl.
Ask her about Sephora points and stuff.
She's going to get it.
Oh, yeah.
I've been saving those points.
You think you're saving money, Maximo?
No, no, no, no, no.
Because it's like, if I, look, this is crazy at Sephora.
Like, if I get like 2,000 points and I can get $20 off.
But in order to have gotten those 2,000 points, I would have had to spend $2,000, you guys.
Yes.
But I feel like, dude, but I got $20 off.
You get it, IGN.
$20 on.
$2,000 is crazy.
You have to understand, like, regardless, you're going to be spending that money.
You're going to get something back.
Yeah, at least you get something back.
Yeah.
Yeah, I get it.
All the ladies that understand, we understand you.
Credit cards.
Don't get you.
And this is why we don't want to join bank.
You can count, okay.
Oh, no, 2006.
Jesus.
You have a shout out?
I do have a shout-up.
I want to shout out of Jose that I met at Costco.
I was in the pizza line, and he came up to me.
He said, yo, Maximo, can I get a photo?
And I was like, yeah, go ahead.
And he was like, my bad, I'm kind of shaking.
And I was like, oh, man, that's cool, bro.
Come through.
Yeah, I think the rich out.
Come through.
Maximo, man of the people.
Yeah.
Maximo, it's so funny because Maximo is,
friends can't believe that he's on the radio like yeah i see so many posts like that's my homie
or like i'll see posts because we went to w s s over the weekend in van ice and it's like
how'd you get so famous fool like they're like hitting him with that stuff hey that's how you know
he used to not be ish like yeah yeah yeah yeah fun never would have thought homie i'll lay low in the cut
i'll lay low in the cut do they hit you like that in real life too like no my friends
make fun of me no way how so they're good friends no because like
Like, when we'll be hanging out, he's like, hey, we got Maxwell from Broomebag!
Yeah.
And then you do your stupid face-hut.
Yeah, we should have.
Yeah.
Homies will definitely keep you humble.
That's the best part.
As long as they don't start treating you different, that's the good part.
No, they'd be trolling.
Exactly.
Really?
Yeah, they troll me all the time.
Everywhere, even when we went to Vegas and say, they're like, hey, Lucas, Maxxieville
from Real Man.
They're like, oh, like.
But it is.
Yeah.
It sucks what it's good.
Yeah.
Never lose that.
Don't be credendoteel
very, okay?
Yeah, exactly.
Or if they just start coming around
and they just be really quiet
and then they just start asking you
for a loan.
See, that's what you don't want.
You want, there you know.
Is that happening with you, Vic?
No, no, not yet.
Not yet.
Not yet.
I feel it on the horizon.
Hey, and shout out to all the kids
on their way to school right now.
I know that you must feel
really sad that you're not the other kids.
So L-A-USD is recognizing
young
They call it
An Assigned Day
But it's for young
To celebrate
Is it happy young
Kippoor?
I have no idea
Yeah
And they're not going to school
I'll L-USD
So all the other private districts
You guys are so
Ha-ha
Hey but you're here
We're here too
We didn't get the day off
True
Not at all
Yeah
I wish
Yeah
Also we got a shout out
The security guard
From WSS
Which one?
There's a few
Yeah.
She came up to her.
She was doing the line dance with you guys.
Shantay, Shantay Miller.
I love her.
Shout out to our guy, Greg C.
He was playing.
Manah.
He was playing Mana.
He's playing Mana.
Oh, yeah, my, my mom.
She was turning up with us.
So pick up, baby.
Girl, shout at you.
And we have more shout-outs on the way.
We're going to wait until like 7-30-ish to give him out.
Because what I found out is everybody doesn't have 7-30.
You're in the car already.
Yeah.
But, oh, I want to shout out my friend, Wero.
He just celebrated his youngest daughter's birthday.
Her name was Ella or E-L-L-L-A.
It's E LLA.
I don't know, in Spanish, Eia, and English L.
But they had a party at the park yesterday, and it tripped me out because this is how I know they're rich over there in Simi Valley.
The park bathrooms are like regular toilets.
Yeah, no, for real.
You think of a park bathroom right now.
It looks kind of weird.
It's probably steel, whatever.
And then like when you pull for the toilet paper, it's like on a like on a.
a square so it's like
Yeah it's like little by little
You're lucky if you have toilet paper actually
At yours at the at the park one
It's literal toilets
Like toilet toilets like house toilets
Like you could take a toilet out of their toilet
And putting in your crib
Yeah I was like wow
It's really nice up there
In the Simi Valley
Yeah really nice
I'm gonna I live in San Gabriel
I'm gonna have my birthday party stuff over there
It's a really nice park
I don't know the name of the park way
Hold on you guys are like very close to starting
to sound like Steve
Balmer. Toilets!
Wow!
You gotta go to these toilets, Dawn.
All right. You've been to parks all your life, right?
Yes, yes.
You know the type of toilets that are in there.
Nasty.
They look, he looked like prison toilets.
Definitely.
Right? Oh, for sure.
These toilets look like the toilets from your house.
The white, the porcelain, all of that.
Nice and clean.
Everything.
I don't think that I deserve this.
Soberest rule.
Yeah.
So it was just a trick.
It tripped me out.
But it was really cool because Wero put me aside in Wado's like this.
like bald choloful right he does tats he's like and he's never like emotional but he like put me
aside he put his arm around he's like hey i just want to remind you like i remember when he
gonna have this i remember when you were like struggling like fighting to because you had left radio
yeah he's like and you stood on something and now you're back and i love seeing you he's like
i turn on the radio every morning i'm so happy and look he started like gang manging on other stuff
yeah he's like he was about to happen
I didn't have to get like that
But it was low-key
It was really cool
Because sometimes it takes someone else telling you
Like hey I remember when it wasn't like this
Like even like someone with your friends
Or like even with your dad's car clip
Like hey remember when it wasn't like this
And I'm so happy for you
We talk a lot about people that look at us
And hope for the worst for us
Are like the silent haters
But there's also silent supporters
Like I never would have thought this fool saw
Like the struggle
He's like I saw the struggle
And I'm so happy
when I tune in now because I can I remember that and it was really cool yeah yeah
yeah yeah let's go for the cake food
you get the piara by the way did everybody see horitos piñata skills oh yeah that kid
that kid yeah he's five years old dog he was like okay so this is the thing about the piñata
stuff this is what i realized that we thought it was like a cultural thing no we're just seeing who
could be on the dodgers or not it's like a little recruiting thing so it's funny because
he's five so he's in the short group so you never expect the short fools to like really hit it like
they're gonna go up and they're just type it yeah yeah he just hit like right yeah but he goes up
and it made me really happy because I told you I bought him the tea and all of that to set up for
like tea bond stuff and I'm like yeah go ahead go ahead no yeah I saw that I was in form his follow
through right he was right he was upset that he didn't knock out Mario's leg because Mario's the
was the
was a pinata
and the next person
knocked out the leg
and I was like
you set it up
yeah
you set it up
not him going back
I wanted to break his legs
yeah
he's already giving me
that vibe
shut like he
oh for sure
he's getting set up
to be my little to year
all right
we have your tickets
to go to
no not universal
to not scary
if I'm coming up
at 715
word on rosecrans
word on rosecrans
Just as I suggested, Usher is headlining the Super Bowl halftime show.
Vic, you did suggest.
I suggested it.
Victor Doming.
Y'all forgot?
I'm going to remember y'all.
I'm going to remind you.
Look, Usher will be performing live at the Super Bowl halftime show in Las Vegas this February.
A couple of months ago, a couple names were thrown out there.
But Usher emerged as the guy.
Fire.
And they announced it in a really cool way.
They used five different promos using the video from Confessions when he receives a call about, like, all his sidegirls pregnant and all this stuff.
But they remixed it.
And except this time, Kim Kardashian called him, Marshaun Lynch, Dion Sanders, O'Dell Beckham, Jr., and even Usher from the Future, called him.
Yeah, so listen to a snippet of Usher getting a call from Usher in the Future.
Hello?
Yo, I'm in the booth.
I'm going to call you right back.
No, I just got to put this one part down.
I'm gonna call you that.
I'm at the studio, man.
I know where you are, and the song is gonna be fine.
You get a girl pregnant, it's gonna be a hit.
Trust me.
Man, cool playing with me, me.
I'm not.
I'm actually telling you from the future.
No, for real, don't play like that.
Listen, we're doing the Apple Music Haptop show.
Are you serious?
Yeah, man.
The Super Bowl in Las Vegas.
How you know?
I'm on set shooting the promo for it right now.
Put that on everything.
What I lie to you.
I need you to get ready.
And don't tell anybody you receive.
this call.
That's so cool.
That's so, and you just even gave me vibes because that album is incredible.
Yeah.
In that music video, all of that.
Wow.
Yeah.
I wish I had your algorithm.
Yeah.
Because you got the algorithm that had Ush, Future Usher.
My algorithm gave me Kim Kardashian doing the call.
What?
Yeah.
And when I saw that, I'm like, really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That little life over there.
I know.
This is what I heard.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Thanks, Vick.
You're doing the Super Bowl.
Go playing with me.
You're playing the Apple Music
Halftime show in Vegas.
No, for real.
Don't play like that.
I don't have time to play.
One, I'm busy.
Two, you're doing the Super Bowl.
Oh, God.
She made it about her.
She made it about herself.
I know.
And she's like, all right, so me, my sister's, my mom,
my kids.
Like, she's so crazy.
Yours was so much more cool.
Yes.
And I get why using Kim Kardashian.
She's like, Kim Kardashian.
Right.
Exactly.
But it was just like, damn,
when you had that one in the tuck that's genius
I feel like we all should have got the other ones were cool too
the other ones are cool too
Marshawn Lynch was funny it was just awkward he's like bro
I'm not lying I put that on I put that on G
like it was just like and I was just like that's so dope that
the NFL still embraces them so heavy
right old del Beckham it was kind of cringe to be honest
because he's not a good actor
but overall Dion Sanders that one was super cool too
and you know it was cool too it's that it's that that
call can be used yes
for everything so we're going to do a
brown bag
oh yes
put that on everything
yeah okay
we'll be back
and when we come back
we're gonna do that
okay keep going
all right
but the funniest part
is that he actually
received a real life
call from Jay Z
and that told him
that he was gonna get
the Super Bowl
halftime show
so listen to him
talking about
the call
the call
the
it's a baby
it's a rack
you're gonna go
to the Super Bowl
well I mean
you know me and a big home
We talk often.
But when I got this call,
and he said it's time, it's magic time.
You know, it's time for you to have that moment.
I'm like, what's you're talking about?
He's like, the Super Bowl.
Like, oh.
Put that on everything.
Wow.
Put that on everything.
Yeah.
Wow.
I know everyone usher's ever done a song with just started calling them.
Yeah.
Hey, I'm available.
I'm available.
We're doing this, right?
February, I'm free.
Alicia better be there.
That's all I got to say.
It's going to be a great.
It's going to be a great.
Not to spoil it, but your boy got some predictions again.
Just wait.
We're going to play this back in February, and I feel like I'm going to be 100% right.
Okay, but save it.
Okay, I'll save this.
Yes.
All right, I'll save it.
All right.
Okay, so look, Doja Cat calls J. Cole the greatest rapper.
Oh, I thought you were going to give your predictions of the songs.
She meant like save his like.
Like actually.
Oh, like actually save.
Oh, I thought you said it for later.
Oh, no, I got it.
My prediction.
Oh, God.
Because I know you're going to say we're going to play it.
And then who's going to be in charge?
I know us.
Yeah, I don't know.
And we like everyone else to do our job for us, Maximo.
Thanks.
All right, look, this is my predictions for who Usher is bringing out.
Ludacris.
Lil John, Alicia Keys and Justin Bieber.
Just watch.
Oh, it's just.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Usher discovered.
And there's a part in the show where, like, someone that's, like, going to do their own little set while, like, maybe Usher changes or something.
Yeah, it would make a lot of sense.
Wow.
That's what I think is going to come out.
Okay.
It would all make sense.
Yeah, he has to bring you Luda.
What song do you want to hear?
What song?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Peace up.
He could do a whole one hour show.
I want to go all the way back.
Oh, yeah.
So like his first song.
Nice and slow?
Oh my God.
That would be crazy.
Watching out on the halftime show.
I like it.
But no, I was thinking of the other one.
Even before Nice and Slow, his first, his first single.
Oh.
You guys know it's leaving my brain.
No, well, that's kind of the album.
You know it in the car.
You're yelling it at me.
She made me want to leave the one I'm with.
Start a new relationship with you.
This is what you do.
That one.
Yeah.
He has so many.
He has to choose for it.
Or even like any album could,
because this is the thing with the album confessions,
we all listen through it.
So even songs that weren't on the radio, we all love.
That's true.
I have it on vinyl.
You're so long.
Thank you.
Yeah, you are old.
Yeah, I'm kidding.
But yeah, honestly, I can't wait.
Once I heard that, I'm like, oh, it's lit.
Yeah, I'm excited.
That's, like, the perfect person to.
Yes.
Did you really predict that?
I did.
He did.
What did he say?
Well, you didn't say specifically,
Usher, but it was one of the options that you mentioned.
No, so they had their own, like, they had their own,
like, they threw out, like, Miley Cyrus and Jack Harlow and all that stuff.
And then I was like, they need to choose Usher.
Yeah.
Come on.
This was when the whole length out.
I know you're listening.
Yeah.
Crazy.
Give me a fire.
Just be, ho.
True.
Yeah.
All right, look, Doja Cat
calls J. Cole the greatest rapper
of all time.
As she should.
Yep.
And says he influenced her new album.
Okay?
So Doja Cat just dropped her new album
titled Scarlet and is getting good reception
from rap bands and she stepped out of her usual
pop lane, right?
So she's crediting Jay Cole with inspiring this album
which has no features and is heavy hip hop.
She said, I wanted to be like J. Cole
and do the album with no features.
He's really the greatest rapper of all time and his impact is undeniable.
His albums are mostly all him so his fans only hear him and resonate.
Yeah.
I want that same impact.
Shee.
That's high break.
Okay.
And see the thing with Doja Latter, her hits are collapsed.
Yes.
Nikki.
Yeah.
So she even, uh, the girls are in line.
That's Doja, right?
No, no, no.
No.
No.
You can use ice spice.
Ice spice.
Oh.
No.
No.
She did like, she did like, she did all these like superpharmines.
She did the best friend, right?
Yes.
Okay, yes.
Yes.
Look at the game.
She has moo.
That's by herself.
Moo.
No, that doesn't count.
That doesn't count.
The song with Sizzler, or she remixed the Sizzas song?
Yes.
Kilpeil remix.
Yeah.
And so I do think that this album, just being heard, that's cool that it's a J. Cole influence.
Now J. Cole is my friend.
I love him.
One of my favorite rappers.
To say the grace of all time.
Come on.
Dun po' po'all.
Yeah.
In her eyes.
You got to think she's a little younger.
So that's who, like, she just probably grew up on heavy.
Yes.
So.
We need to do gumped.
Greatest of my time.
Oh, that's a great thing.
Like, instead of goat, because then you always have that argument like, well, I didn't know the other one.
But I'm like, yeah, but you're saying all time, dog.
Greatest of my time is great.
You're going back to Jesus times when you say of all time.
You can't do that.
Yeah.
For sure.
Whoever created happy birthday, that's the greatest of all time.
Wow.
Bars.
They had bars.
I thought.
Jesus is all going to be Christmas songs.
I know you're laughing at me, but I was honestly listening to Christmas music on my way here.
I love you.
Her goat is Michael Bublay.
For sure.
It is.
It is.
It is.
All right, guys, that was your word.
I'm Rosecrans.
Brought to you by your local Southern California Toyota dealers.
I'm Rose Kranz, Victor Brown Bag Mornings on Power 106.
And let's go ahead and give away these tickets right now to Not Scary Farm.
Hit us up.
818 520-109.
That's 818.
520109.
Real quick,
I got to give a shout
out to our new best friend.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from,
Esa?
Don't you know I'm local?
My guy or girl
in Burbank.
I know you're listening.
I know you're listening, homie.
And I know that you're about to call me
and tell me like,
hey, let you guess what I won.
It was like super cool.
Like, oh my God, I won the lotto.
The Powerball lottery
was won by someone in
Burbank, 5.4
million dollars, okay?
That happened right here in Burbank, and it is getting very suspicious.
I want you guys to know that L.A. and California is winning all these power balls.
Right.
Because usually it's like some full in Wisconsin.
Kentucky.
Idaho.
Or it's like up north or like midway up, like some city we never heard of.
This whole year has been Al-Tadena, downtown L.A.
Yeah.
We're on to you.
We're on to you.
And why aren't you, our friend?
I know.
And if you don't start coughing up some money,
No, I'm kidding.
It's one of me and hang out, bro.
Yeah, we probably know them.
Or sis.
Bro or sis?
My dad didn't talk to me all day yesterday.
What if it was him?
He hangs around Burbank.
And I think I saw a video of like the liquor.
I think it's on Glen Oaks.
Like it's like, I don't know.
No way.
We've got to figure it out.
Burbank, that's too close to home.
That's right here.
Our power studios are in Burbank.
I'm going to start grubbing some lotto tickets.
Can you?
Can you?
Can you?
I don't know.
Try it.
I buy and I haven't won.
Damn.
Have you guys ever won anything on this lotto or anything?
Scratchers only.
I won my money back for another scratcher.
But that felt like it was like the first one's free and then we're going to get you.
And I was like, wow.
Girl man.
Yeah.
I didn't feel like going down that rabbit hole.
With my dad, we give my dad the money to buy our numbers.
But then he turns it in and tells us what we won.
Or what he wanted you to think.
What he wants us to think.
Oh, sorry.
me how you just went $2,000?
Yes!
I'm going to Mexico.
Yo!
But what I found out is even the states that you're in or the counties that you're in,
if you win the lotto, they get money from it.
Because, you know, we already know that the liquor store that you buy,
you purchase a ticket from, they get money from the lottery.
Like if they sell the winning ticket, they also get some bread, right?
Up to a million dollars.
So I believe the county or the state also does.
And apparently with all this money, because legit, we've been winning this whole year, it goes to the education system.
Like, Angie stopped rolling her eyes.
She's a hater.
I'm not.
Kids are the future, Angie.
I need a house too.
Kids are the future.
And I did find out what at least Glenda USD is using the money on.
They're using it on their welding classes and their education system.
It's funny because I went to GUSD and I took welding.
I took welding class shop.
Yeah, we built like a basketball hoop.
That's awesome.
So you know how to build one?
I did with instruction.
Nice.
Leave me alone to my, like, own devices.
I don't know.
I'll build a sword.
I don't know what I'll build, but it'll leave a sword.
You guys didn't take, that was with a dude classes.
I took technology, which was a mix of everything.
But I have a crazy experience there.
Like the first day the teacher was doing a witch-up, he's like, you do not do this.
Shut!
Oh!
finger.
No.
Swear to God.
Shout out Mr. Berg.
Cut his finger.
He's like,
and he was hanging on
like a piece of skin.
You're lying.
Swear to God.
Was it a joke?
Was it a prank?
He's like, do not do.
He's like,
everyone, let's go to the nurse.
And he took the whole class
as a field trip.
Was it a prank?
No, it was real.
Like for real.
We saw his finger and blood everywhere.
Oh my God.
Mr. Berg.
He said, dead.
Not his finger?
Yeah.
Oh, dang.
You didn't tell me that when we were prepping.
That's crazy.
That is crazy.
That's it hurting.
Mr. Byrd.
You didn't take shop or?
I took like a, yeah, shop.
But it was also similar to that.
It was like like tech one or something.
Yeah.
It was like a combination.
Like trying out all the different ones.
Yeah, exactly.
You had like different stations.
One week you would do a little bit of wood.
One week it was like more like engineering stuff and like all this stuff.
What about you, Angie?
No, I didn't take anything like that.
But I would use a lot of exacto knives when I would be going to
college for Fidham.
And so I cut myself one time really bad.
And I remember it was like gushing blood really bad.
And I couldn't even put a bandaid on it.
And it was like final.
And I had to present like that.
So like blood was squirting out.
Turn up everyone.
While you were presenting?
Yeah.
Why didn't you go to the doctor?
Because then I would not pass the class.
I'm sure they would have made an exception.
Well, she did not care.
Okay.
What was your final that you needed an exacto knife?
It was packaging.
So I don't have.
Haddle cut,
wow.
I don't cut a glue in.
Did you fail?
Because I don't want blood all over my packaging.
Actually,
I did put blood on my packaging.
Oh my gosh.
Wow.
Wow,
that's crazy.
Like,
I would have like swung my hand in her face.
It could be blood on her.
That's crazy.
Well,
see,
hopefully money like the lot of money
can go into helping these accidents.
Yeah.
And maybe they can have a nurse on staff.
True.
I don't think there was a nurse there.
Yeah,
exactly.
Yeah,
you don't want money in the education system.
Yeah, exactly.
That could have saved you.
So you liked this.
A good idea, right?
You would have got a better grade.
We're going to change soul.
Yeah.
Keep it here because we're helping the homie on the way.
Which homie are we helping today?
We are helping the homie Chris.
And he felt lost after he found something in his girl's closet.
Oh, my gosh.
After he found something?
Why was he digging around?
Wow.
Yes.
Great job.
Kyle Rode 6.
Keep it here.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your head.
We need a line.
I mean phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
The homie Chris needs help because he's super nosy.
Look, all right.
So, listener DM does us name Chris and he said this.
He said, I'm going to be honest with y'all.
It was hard sending this in.
Oh.
Me and my girl have been together 11 years and we've never really had problems.
So I usually work weekends, but this past weekend I took it off.
Usually on the weekends, my girl cleans the house, so I decided to help her.
When cleaning our closet in our room, I found a shoebox with $30,000.
Oh, nice.
Mind you, she has never mentioned she's been saving, had money, nothing.
We don't have a joint account, but when we get paid, we tell each other and combine and share it.
I'm just confused where this money is from and why she never told me about it.
It makes me wonder if there's any other lies or things I don't know about.
I'm reaching out because I don't want my family or friends involved so they don't look at her differently.
I just feel...
I'm lost.
I lost trust in her and I haven't told her.
What?
Am I wrong for thinking she got other lies?
I don't know about.
Yes.
You're dumb.
Why?
You are really dumb.
There's so much worse things I could be doing than saving money.
There's so much worse things to find in a closet when you open a box.
I thought he found a toy or something.
A finger.
Like something.
He's over here mad that she has a benefit plan.
But it's like he didn't, she didn't tell him like.
I'm like, oh, my God.
How dare you have money behind my back?
How dare you be a part-time stripper?
Yeah.
Oh, I don't know.
My family might look at her different.
Like, what different?
Like that she has money now?
They might be nice to her to her.
She knows that you might not be able to support her,
so she has her little backup plan.
Oh, is that what it is?
Yeah, his ego.
His ego's bruised.
Yeah.
Oh, is it because she has more saved than him?
Yeah.
Probably, yeah.
Loser.
Because that's a lot of money to save.
Yeah.
And also, she's smart for keeping.
it out of a bank account.
Yeah.
Because that's some, like,
ooh,
let's keep it outside.
Yeah.
But she never told them?
Yeah.
That's not weird to you?
I guess,
I guess his mind is wandering.
Guys don't tell girls
the money they make all the time.
Yeah,
but that's standard.
Oh,
but when it's,
our turn,
it's my fault, huh?
It's different.
What are you, a dope boy?
Yeah.
What's in the shoebox?
Yeah.
Where's a dope at?
What did guys can have these type of secrets or what?
You ain't,
we gotta be a dope girl to have money?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think it's just the shock of like that he didn't know about it more so.
Is that what it seems like?
Oh my God.
It's a secret, right?
How much money secrets do guys keep from girls all day every day?
Oh, like secret accounts?
Secret accounts, secret purchases, like secret businesses, secret families.
That's our thing.
That's our thing.
Why are you guys trying to be like us?
He's mad that his girl's leaves money is crazy.
We can't do anything, ladies.
Just know this.
No matter how you do it, you're doing it wrong.
Yeah.
What if she was trying to plan something special for him?
Yeah.
And now you just ruined the surprise.
But what about all those times?
She's like, I don't have money, babe.
Can you buy it?
I'm reading this to try to just figure this full out.
Oh, this is, yeah.
I mean, it's still a lie.
Usually on weekends, my girl cleans the house,
so I decided to help her.
Lie.
Guys never want to help.
Yeah.
Guys never like, hey, she's having a hard time.
Let me help her.
That's lie number one.
That's like.
I help me.
No, no, no.
But you don't see.
You don't help clean.
because you're like, oh, Poverrecyta, my girl, let me help her clean.
No, you couldn't because that's probably your chore.
And why?
Yeah, look at your face.
Look at your face.
I believe that she comes Blaine.
Yeah, exactly.
It's not because you saw like, wow, let me help her.
That's a lie right there.
He wanted to use that so to cover up.
I went looking.
I went snooping.
Did he just snooping around?
Of sure.
You swear he wants to be helping and cleaning on his day off?
Really?
That's a lie.
And then, man can't be nice?
No, you can't because there's always a reason behind it because out of all the
things to clean in the house the closet full
the closet that's weird
the kitchen the living room
maybe the closet was dirty maybe he was
putting something away in the closet
shut up no
what you've done
y'all hurt
okay this is crazy
it just it makes me wonder if there's any other
lies or things I don't know about
I'm reaching out because I don't want my friends
or family involved they don't tell them
fool what so they don't look
at her different
this fool is crazy I hate him
You know why?
Because I don't want to go tell my family
Because that's what he's going to do
That's the only way
Your family and friends are going to look at her different
If you go tell them
Right
Otherwise that money's going to be kept a secret
Like it should have been in the closet
You should just take your half
Okay
All right
Shoo on the other foot
Yes
You're cleaning the closet
Every day
All day
He has a safe full
Okay
I know there's money in there
To keep from me
But you know he has money
In the first play
What if he just played like
I don't got it
I don't got it like that
For years
For 11 years
She's not playing, she don't got it
Yeah
Yeah
What if she's trying to like
Toyota, a family member
from Mexico or something
You know
She can't spend that money
I just feel
I lost trust in her
And haven't told her
You feel like
She makes more money
That could be a two
He feels emasculated
Or de-masculated?
He feels she's a part-time
stripper I think
Oh my God
30 grand
You guys are adding to the story
You guys are adding to the story
I don't think she could be a stripper
Yeah
We're just
Tripperting
I only do that
don't think she's a stripper because if they've been together 11 years, you got to do the math.
She's running like higher 30s.
Like you usually don't, you know, they usually try to exit the game by that point.
What is the average around that time?
What is the average around that time?
The average?
Yeah.
She should have saved.
You guys, there are non-LUSD kids in the car right now.
Because the L-A-U-S-2-Fools are celebrating young people.
Okay.
Well, let's help him because I think this is a guy thing.
The girls can read it.
I don't think anything wrong with this.
triggered.
Yeah.
Would you get, look it.
Put it in your foot.
You're cleaning out your girl's closet, which is...
I would help clean, yes.
Yeah.
The closet, really.
Out of all things that he helped clean.
Yeah, go scrub the toilet.
Exactly.
Watch a dish.
There's no money in there.
Go do laundry.
You find a lot of money.
Yeah.
Are you thinking she's lying to you about everything?
No.
The way that he's like...
It's guilt.
I feel like our world is crashing down and I just feel lost.
Oh, no.
Let's help him.
Have you ever looked inside your girl's closet and found more than $20?
I don't have it.
What should we do with this full Chris?
He went snooping.
He was cleaning.
He was snooping.
Yeah.
If a girl did this, she would be snooping.
Yeah.
Not that closet.
He effed around and he found out.
Yeah, that's what he would.
That his girl saves money.
You guys, this is not bad.
What is she saving for?
An exit?
Okay.
I like it.
I don't like it.
How would you help this full of?
Chris, okay? He just wants to know
Half is mine now. Am I wrong for
thinking she got other lies
I don't know about. Look, she does.
One of them, she probably
don't trust you with money.
Oh, all right.
He got to tell her, hey, babe, I found
15,000.
Oh.
Yes.
818 52059.
How would you help the homie, Chris?
He went into his girl's closet, found 30
racks. Yeah. And he now feels
like his family will look at her different.
He's so late.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
All right, so Chris needs help.
First because he was nosy, but now because he's getting piled on by the girls in this room.
It's so dumb.
Just because he found some money when he was being a really good boyfriend.
When he was being a nosy-ass fool, he went into his girls' closet.
Out of all the things to help clean,
dog you're gonna help clean the closet maybe it was messy maybe he was clean the room
and then no that's not what he said he said i help clean the closet because i saw her
struggling you guys don't care that we're struggling you guys are like she's cleaning
she's clearly not struggling yeah she's not struggling at all at all so he went into he saw
a shoebox and it had 30 racks in it right yeah and he's so he's distraught yeah he's distraught that
he feels like his girls lying to him about so many things he doesn't know what to do his family's
gonna judge her not even that's so crazy but he had the time to sit
Sit down and count all that money.
Wow.
You don't think I bought it?
For real,
real.
He sat there one by one.
Imagine here's the door.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Don't let them be in ones either.
Yeah.
Long time.
Then we have a problem.
Okay.
Yeah.
So he found, it's just crazy because the lead-up was like, you know, and then I went
in the closet and then I opened his shoebox and I found.
And I'm thinking, what could he find?
Did he find photos?
Did he find, I don't know.
Did he find a body part?
Like, what could be so crazy that you did he do?
worse.
He found money.
Lies.
He found lies.
30,000 that you didn't share with me.
Yeah, $30,000 worth of lies.
And probably if I did share, I wouldn't have these 30 racks.
So this one wants to know what he should do because he doesn't want his family to judge his girl.
Like he's judging her.
Yeah.
This is all him judging her.
Yes.
But he doesn't want you to judge her.
Okay.
But let's go to the phone lines.
Who are we going to?
Angie C.
So we have another Angie in here with this.
It's not Angie.
Babesita. You are a Babacita, but you're Angie Churn.
You're Changesi.
Changes.
We're gonna go with that.
Changi.
It's like N-C, churn.
I thought you had a different name.
Angelia.
Angela.
It's Angela, but it's spelled with an I in it.
Celia.
Okay.
Can you spell your name for it?
A-N-G-E-L-I-A.
All right.
If you read that, how would you read it?
Angelia.
But what is it?
Angela.
Angela.
The eye is silent.
I love you.
Angela.
All right.
Angela.
All right.
That's easier.
All right.
Angela?
No, I think you like Angie.
Angie's fine.
Yeah.
But there's already in it.
I like Chenji.
Me too.
All right.
Let's go to the phone.
And who are we going to?
So we got Gio from Long Beach on line five.
All right.
Gio.
Good morning, Gio.
What's the deal?
Good morning, guys.
How you guys doing?
What's up, bro?
How you doing?
Doing good on my way to work and I'm kind of feeling a little bad for Chris, right?
Yeah.
Right.
Talk to the guys.
What's up?
Okay, well, I'm just going to assume that he's Latino.
And if he's Latino, we all know how judgmental the family can be.
Right.
So with that being said, now, the 11 years is what got me.
Because if it was something like, a small, early relationship, he got no room to trip.
To talk, yeah.
Yeah, but this is 11 years in.
Yeah, that's California married.
Yeah, exactly.
So what he's probably worrying about is she probably don't work.
And out of nowhere, she got $30,000.
Oh, my God.
This is crazy.
High logic right now.
All right, Buckley.
Go through it.
The reason why I say that is because not a bad to my family, but they're very just mental.
So when there comes a lady and can not have a job or maybe not currently working.
But she has money.
Something's going on.
Yeah.
You know, so a lot of people is going to.
He'd be like, okay, Mi'ho, you know, you can grow your girl, your thing, as a man, whatever.
But I'm going to sell it with $30,000, and she hasn't been working or whatever.
Yeah, that's a red flag to me.
So what I would do is I'm not going to say nothing to her.
I'm just going to go give me some nice fits.
Oh, my.
I'm going to use the money.
You lie to me.
I'm going to like to you.
I'm going to steal from you.
So all of a sudden it's your money.
Yeah, well, I mean, 11 years is a strong commitment.
Wow.
It's our money.
Crazy.
You're going to steal from your girl.
He needs to maintain his lifestyle.
Oh, my God.
She married her first.
How about you use the money to buy a ring?
Because that's just his girl.
He says, me and my girl.
Yeah, not even right.
This is maximal status.
That's right.
It's our money.
My only concern out on this scenario as well,
the real question is how long she's had it?
Because if she's had it since maybe day one and day two
and he barely found out, yeah, that's big red flag.
You know, because there is probably more than kidding.
But if it's something that she probably came up,
She probably came up maybe or will or something.
Someone passed away, left her some breath.
She don't know how to fire him.
Okay, you know what?
I understand.
But regardless, when he goes back to work that weekend and she's minus 500.
Minus 500.
You're only taking 500.
Don't lie.
You're taking five racks.
You're taking 5 G's.
Nah, nah.
I'm going to keep a light because I want to see how long it's going to take for her to notice.
You don't notice she had the 30 racks.
Let's see how long it takes her to notice.
I'm taking some from it.
Hold on, bail.
I'm going to ATM.
Okay.
You know how you were saying that, like, the family's going to judge and all of that?
Like, why do you fools tell your mom?
Why do you tell your mom?
This is in the house, in real.
You guys tell your mom.
Hey, so in the Latino culture, I don't know if it falls for you guys, but as a Latino man, you know, we're probably the biggest.
Mama's boys?
Mama, you never guess.
A mom, she has 30,000 dollars.
How many?
And speaking on my behalf, me and Mama is my best.
friend. So she knows everything.
You know, so. And yeah,
in this scenario, if it was my scenario, I would
have been broken down with my mom. Hey, mom, I checked this out.
I found this. What should I do about it? And she'll
probably give me the best advice. She's not going to be like,
leave her. She's going to be like, bring it to her attention.
And her reaction will explain
everything. So with that being said,
just let it happen. You know, he shouldn't be
tripping. She's not cheating on him. She's not doing
none of that? Yeah. Yeah.
There you go. Use that money
on you, boo. Use that money on you.
Spoil yourself.
Get in her bag.
Literally.
Louro from Whittier on line four.
What's his name?
Laudum.
Laudo.
Yo, good morning, fam.
What's up?
Laudo, how are you?
Good morning.
Oh, you're just going to work.
Just take the original Joe Schmo.
How are you guys doing?
No, you're Laudal.
Okay, Laud.
Talk to us.
What would you say to this, well, Chris?
Just confront her.
Just confront her when she gets home and tell her what's up.
Why are you having money for me?
you know what's what's the reason you don't want to tell me why you have 30,000
especially when they're in the 11 year relationship I mean how are you gonna tell her
Lado let's say that's you let's say that you you were like you were helping clean
in the closet and you found this money so how are you going to bring it up to her
no he wasn't cleaning yeah
we can't do nothing no no I know you're not cleaning
a bit so I was cleaning in your closet he's something because
He noticed any little movement that was different from the original, every other day that he comes home and he gets him or whatever.
So he felt something.
So he decided to go to the closet.
I mean, I'm going to lie.
My woman felt if she was acting different, yeah.
I think Baraki was going on.
And I come front of you.
Like, what's going on?
Because you feel like you're out of the circle.
Right.
Yeah.
She probably made you feel downgraded because most of us men, that bust her.
butts, work for our families, for a girl.
And even though we're down to our last penny, we still want to make them happy.
We still want to wish money.
We want to keep their smile in their face.
Right.
Oh, my.
That's so cute.
That's so cute.
I love you for that.
I love you for that.
But also, you don't want her to have it on her own.
Yeah.
Like, you want to be the one to do it.
And that's the thing as well.
Like, I mean, how would you women feel if, you know, if you found out, you had a
He has a secret account.
It happens.
Real life.
I think we all have secret accounts.
Yeah.
I think that's just part of being a man.
If you found out your girl had extra money, would that make you feel like, wow,
she's putting her own smile on her face?
Like, how dare she?
Like, it's not coming from me?
Well, yeah, of course.
I mean, it all depends how she acts.
And even though you're, like, still wondering why is she acting like this, you know?
Like, we sacrifice us, man.
We want to surprise our women.
be like hey guess what or hey i want to talk to you yeah you know you're there we got this much this
much that much spend it or not to save it or whatever i like that you're like taking her to olive
garden thinking you're like spoiling her and she's like ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i got a master's if i want
no look my thing is that she has like a parachute an escape plan that if this goes wrong
that she'll have a new apartment and is that bad you she's been with him for 11 years
why let's let's do her homey helpline hey i've been with my man for 11 years
No ring
Oh
There you go
It's all good
It's all good
We're trying to help Chris
Look like
He makes me tell him
How much I make
Because he said
We don't have a joint account
But when we get paid
We tell each other
And combine and share it
I do that
Yeah but I'm saying
This is like on her end
Right
It's different
I have this fool
For 11 years
No ring
I clean everything
One day he went through my stuff
Saying he helped me clean
He found the $30,000
I'm saving
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
You see?
Is Chris Maximo?
I know.
I tell her.
We combine.
But like I said, my main concern is like, why do you, okay, 11 years in, why do you need like an escape plan?
Right.
You know, you can have a new apartment on Monday.
That's concerning.
That means you don't have time for no BS.
Oh, because when I cheat on you or leave you, I want you to have nothing.
No, but that's not that much.
Just hurt a little bit.
Yeah.
Why you got 30 rags?
You're going to stun on me.
Who else we got in the line, Mama, Mastita?
We have Mike from Hollywood on Line 3.
All right. Mike.
Good morning, Mike.
What's up, Mike?
What's up, Brown Bag?
What's up, Mike?
Or if you're in the restaurant, do?
No, I'm doing delivery, so I was in the apartment.
Oh, shout out you.
What delivery do you work for?
It's kind of imperfect, please.
I don't think you guys seem like the little pink bands.
No.
Pink vets.
Oh, that's so awesome.
being up to you, thank you for listening to us on your deliveries, bro.
But talk to us.
How would you help this with Chris?
Well, I was telling, you know, Angie, that, you know, that we just came up, I guess, you know.
I feel like, I feel like his girl lacked communication.
Oh, yeah.
Talk about it.
Talk about it.
Because, you know, when you move in or you, you know, you have something for so long.
Yeah.
I feel like sometimes couples don't really talk everything.
So, you know, and I feel like she, it might not even be hurt.
Who knows, there's only one way to find out.
It's because he keeps sitting.
So she goes looking for it?
And then she has to ask about it.
Hey, have you seen the, what?
Yeah, the shoe box.
The shoe box.
It has something.
What does it have?
Oh, I threw away.
It's empty.
Oh.
That's a fight.
And then I you know
In that point right there
Right in there
He could be like hey well you didn't communicate
You know like what happened
I'm using your words on y'all
Yeah there you go
The real
Hey the real question is let me
Like since you're married
Do you have something that you still
Haven't told you know your husband
Whoa whoa who are you and who's saying you
Get back in your little pink band
And I'll talk to you later
Okay wow look at the time
Yeah, I thought y'all were my homies.
What was that about?
What was that about?
I don't even like you.
Fee!
Yeah, why are you at his side?
Shee.
Hey!
Sambra Sala with Angie.
All right, you guys, yesterday the Chiefs played.
Oh, who cares?
Who cares?
Because everyone's eyes were on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey, you guys.
Yeah, man.
Oh, my gosh.
This is like the new royal couple, you guys.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
Angie, it's so cute.
You're like, I didn't realize Kelsey.
Kelsey, he's been having a great time.
Oh, yeah.
He's a hot of thing now.
Him playing his brother in the Super Bowl last year, this last Super Bowl,
and beating his brother, the Chiefs are on top right now.
Yeah, I didn't know any of that until I thought, thank you, Taylor Swift.
See, she put me on game.
Thank you.
Thank you.
No, not going to lie, a lot of girls now know our Chiefs fans.
All the Swifties are Chiefs fans.
Yep.
And don't let them break up.
Oh.
Yeah, don't let him do her wrong because the rat to the Swift.
gonna become Raider fans.
Not, if anything, they become Eagle fans because I believe...
That's the brother?
Yeah, Taylor Swift, I think she is a big Eagles fan.
Oh, wow.
We learn our football from Taylor Swift, you guys.
But now, but this fool, Travis Kelsey, he's been sipping over her for the past couple of, what, weeks or so.
To the point where he was like, he went to one of his concerts and he made her a friendship
bracelet, but he didn't get to meet her.
Yeah, he went to her concert.
and he had a friendship bracelet.
He did, and he left butt hurt
because he didn't get to meet her.
Listen.
So I was a little butt hurt.
I didn't get to hand her
one of the bracelets I made for.
If you're up on Taylor Swift concerts,
there are friendship bracelets,
but I wanted to give Taylor Swift one
with my number on it.
Your numbers in 87 or your phone number?
You know which one.
This guy.
Wow.
His phone number.
Okay, real quick, Pimp or Sim.
Sim.
Pretty pimp.
Well, it worked.
So, like, it started out of Simp,
but it didn't.
get it. She didn't get it. Yeah.
He did.
Imagine this hoopah player,
this muscular as football player.
Just going one thread.
Hold on. I'm going to get the number
eight.
Oh, man. I missed the
hook and green.
Hook mad. Not even that, but thinking
of the colors. Oh, what is she going to like?
What's her, what's her wrist side?
On the surface, it seems very simple.
But actually, that's pretty smooth.
It's pretty smooth.
Because you know what?
He's such a little pin, pin, pin, play that he's
like, they're going to love this.
Like, it's true.
Because she's probably not going to pay attention to it
so she has time and alone
and then she's going to realize that the number's on there.
No, smooth.
I'm not going to lie.
Yeah, but again, he didn't get to meet her.
So he never gave her that brief.
He talked about it and that's what he did eventually got to her.
So him simply publicly.
Yeah, he publicly sent for her.
That got her attention to the point that he finally invited her.
And he's like, you know what?
I'm going to put it on her court.
And she's going to come, yes or no, listen.
Through the ball on her court.
And, you know, I told her, you know, maybe I've seen you rock the stage
in Arrowhead, you might have to come see me
Rock at the stage in Arrowhead
and see which one's a little more lit.
So we'll see what happens
in the near future.
So then he tried to piss it.
The widest couple ever
ever been experiencing.
Can you turn it up in Arrowhead?
Come watch me turn it up in Arrowhead.
Oh my God.
Don't hate on the homie, Kelsey.
It worked.
He shot his shot and it worked because she was there.
Did he do that? Did he tweet that?
No, he actually went on a podcast
and he was talking about that.
No, no, no, when he said whatever the arrow hitting.
I believe that he had to have been a tweet because if you haven't talked to her.
Yeah, no, he hadn't talked to her.
I believe he reached out to one of her agents.
Oh, okay.
And that's how it went through.
Smooth move.
She actually.
So she showed up.
She showed up.
It was a talk of the town everywhere.
She was right there giggling with her.
With his mom?
With his mom.
Dude, yeah.
She was so high because he showed out.
I'm telling you, he made a touchdown.
And got Taylor Swift so high.
How many points is that touchdown, 90?
Doesn't matter?
She's so cute.
I love you.
I love you.
Stop asking me sports.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
You guys, even the cameraman, like, he saw like Kelsey make a touchdown, but right away, he panned him with Taylor Swift.
Yeah, they're turning out.
Yeah.
Because Taylor was, yeah, she was turning up.
The game, it was a terrible game because the Chiefs were just so much better than the bear.
Oh, was it?
It was unwatchable.
How much bears?
It was just one-sided.
Yeah, it was one-sided.
The Bears, they played the Bears.
They damn near score no points.
Yeah.
So.
No home runs, Angie.
Oh, that's all that matters.
So they kept panning to Taylor Swift.
Exactly.
They didn't score anything.
Seeing Taylor Swift jump up and down and just her reactions was more captivating than what was going on on the field.
Right.
So she got lots of screen time.
Oh, she got a lot of screen time.
What trip me and Maximo out is they're like interviewing Mahomes about Taylor.
They're interviewing the coach about Taylor.
And it's like, dude.
They're athletes.
They're Super Bowl chams.
And was there a lot of pressure because Taylor Swift was here?
What?
And then he said yes.
Yeah, Mahom said yes.
Like, yeah, I felt really pressure to, like, actually give the ball to Kelsey.
Yeah, I knew that he was going to score.
That's a good homie, though.
Yeah, he did.
Shout out to him a homie.
He helped to show out.
Yeah, that's a good wingman I did.
Oh, for sure.
Even the coach, he's like, actually, yeah, I set them up.
Yeah, everyone's like, they have to be together.
At that point.
Everyone is like giving the, like she got, she got the approval from everybody, from mom, the homies, the worker, the co-workers, everybody.
It's a whole thing.
Even Patrick Mahomes, he has a brother who's like a TikToker.
Everybody thinks he's so annoying.
His name is Jackson Mahomes.
So they showed like a meme that he's climbing up the stadium to take a dude to do a TikTok with Taylor Swift.
He's climbing up to the press booth.
Oh, man.
You can't fumble this ball, bro.
No.
That's a bad ball of football.
They left together together, so.
Yeah, they left in like an old car.
In a convertible.
In a convertible.
It looked very like, oh, perfect.
It looked like grease.
Again.
Look like that in the grease.
They're going to love this.
He knew he set that thing up.
I didn't like his outfit, to be honest.
It looked like he was painting and then he just splattered paint all over himself.
Yeah, it was like.
That's something I would wear.
It is.
It is.
Actually.
Something you want to wear.
We're wearing splatted pants right now.
Oh, gosh.
Yeah.
I'm not going to knock his game.
No.
But.
I'm looking forward to like a year and a half from now when Taylor drops the disc track on them.
True.
Like whatever the, yeah.
And it's going to be like football related.
It's like, you just went to the end zone, but you couldn't make it all the way.
I don't know.
What if she's going.
Now, but one of her friends said that apparently the reason she said yes to go into the game was because she's so focused on just working and hanging out with her friends that Travis invited her.
And of course she said yes, you guys.
No, that's not what she said.
She just thought it was going to be a fantastic way to spend her Sunday.
Yeah.
On that.
Boo.
I can't say that.
I can't say that.
I'm sorry.
You ever show off in front of a girl the way that he showed off?
Like, he did that touchdown.
And he was like, ooh, she's watching.
When I drive really fast and I go in between cars,
that's how you show off sprinting girls?
That's dangerous.
Yeah, but it gets their heart pumping.
Oh, my.
I just want to remember that we look at you, like, look at that bend.
You know what it is?
He's all Fashu the Furious where the fool looks at the girl.
Yes.
It worked.
No.
Trust me.
Trust me.
We look at you like your dumb.
Oh my God.
I'm going to get any car accident.
Still scored a touchdown.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's holding on for her.
Ew.
I just heard you.
Yeah.
But actually, you know what?
Mark is it the same thing.
I think on our second date.
What did you do?
He tried to impress me.
Like, show off.
Yeah.
Because he knows that I like Chile.
You know, I like spicy.
stuff, not that kind.
Oh.
Damn, he knew that on the second date.
Hey, up, Angie.
That holds up a little.
Jesus.
So we actually, we went to a Mexican
restaurant, and again, he knows that like
spicy food. That's how I should have
said it. And so he orders
like a chili
Torrio, right? Like a cooked
Chile. Yeah. And he
ate it in front of me, and I know this fool doesn't
eat spicy. Yeah. So he took a bite
and I see him sweaty.
Oh, my God.
And honestly, I didn't even,
it didn't work on me,
but I just thought,
like, I felt so bad
that at the end of the day,
it did,
it didn't work on me.
Oh.
Because this fool was really,
the pity.
The pity.
The pity is what got you.
Yeah, it still worked, though.
At the end of the day, it works.
He scored a touchdown.
No.
Even, like, with Taylor,
like, she probably pitied the,
oh, the friendship bracelet.
Oh, my God.
Oh, poredito.
Yeah.
Me.
And now you're all in love.
Am I?
Taylor Swift?
Mind tricks.
Oh my gosh.
It worked.
It worked.
Shout out her and shout out you.
Damn.
It might work out, you guys.
All right.
That's it for Sombrasala brought to you by your local, Southern California to go to dealers.
I'm Angie from Brownback Morning's Power 106.
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Mese?
Don't you know I'm local?
You know it's like one of the worst feelings in the world?
What?
What?
when you realize you missed a deal.
Like, oh, this was like on sale two days ago.
Like, oh, my God.
And then now it's right.
I just remember that I fancy's having a 25% deal.
25% not?
Yeah.
Grow math.
Okay.
If you ever rode this train.
Whoa.
Not that train.
Oh, I don't know.
You're going to hate that you miss this deal.
Okay.
The Griffith Park train, you know the train right there in Griffith Park.
It's celebrated 75 years this weekend.
of being around.
And so they had rides for 75 cents.
Wow.
Yes, on the 23rd.
And I was like, oh, I missed it.
That train's really cool.
75 cents.
You can't buy anything for 75 cents anymore.
Nothing.
So that's cool.
75 cents used to get you like a scoop of ice cream,
probably two sco scoops of thrifty ice cream.
Three hot cheeto bags.
Yeah, I was about to say three hot cheeto bags.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It couldn't get you a ride a train.
It would ride on the train this past weekend.
Choo, chew, chew.
Yeah.
Damn.
I could have taken the kids.
Yeah, see.
But you know what we were doing on the 23rd, which is Saturday?
We were at the Van Nuys Grand opening of WSS.
All of us, but Victor.
Sorry, you could make it.
Yeah.
Prior commitment.
Yeah.
You know what's crazy?
I had a saw my car for gas money.
You told us you were going to go.
I planned on going.
Did you really?
I don't think so.
I did.
Vic Math.
He's going to, he said, he said, because we were like there from 12 to 2.
And then he was like, oh, okay, I could probably be there for like 12.
to 12, 15.
And then I know Vic, because he's late, usually 15 minutes.
So I'm like, oh, he's going to make it right when he has to leave.
He's not coming.
Yeah, that's exactly what happened.
Yeah.
I was like, oh, yeah, I can make it.
And then I was like, whoa, this is really far.
And then my appointment for my car was like in Orange County.
Yeah.
And how's that turn out for you?
Yeah, you ended up stranded and riding on a rim.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You should have came to.
You should have came to WSS.
But it's okay because we replaced you with Joe Kelly from the Dodgers.
Joe Kelly from the Dodgers was doing like a meet and greet.
And shout out to WSS for doing this.
Shout to our guy, Latino Sports Guy on Instagram.
Go follow him and tell him, hey, do more Brownback stuff.
Yes.
So that he could do more Brownback stuff.
Again, Latino Sports Guy on Instagram.
No, it was really cool that they did this meet and greet with Bobby Miller and Joe Kelly.
And Brown Bag was there.
And we were having a good time.
The people came out.
There were so many cool fans.
And then we were all waiting in line to meet Joe Kelly.
we met Joe and I was like
What's up Joe?
We do the morning show
I'm Power 106
And how many of there were
Besides big
There were like six of us
And he's like
Wow this many people do the morning show
Must be a good morning show
And we're like
What's that supposed to mean Joe
And then what did you say
Irene?
What were you saying in your heart?
I said damn it takes not many of y'all
To chase after a ball
But like
Wow
I didn't tell him that
She just thought it
I just thought it
I said it later
It was funny because
Like he just looked at it was like
Damn, so many y'all.
Y'all do the morning show.
And he's like, y'all chase a ball!
That's a good point.
But as a baseball fan, it hurts.
Yeah.
That's why I didn't tell him that I said it outside.
I was just like, I said it very, very far away from me.
He's like, he came for us.
Irene came for him right back.
But I think he was just so surprised.
Like, he was like, whoa, you're one after the other.
All right.
That's better than him saying, y'all came in an astrovent?
Y'all came in one car?
He's a mariachi, so he understood.
It was really cool the night before the Dodgers gave out the Joe Kelly bobblehead.
So a lot of people came out with their bobblehead to get a sign.
That's fine.
Angie felt, uh, very, I got fomo.
I had fomo so bad.
I'm like, all these people with their baseball ball?
They brought balls.
Their baseball balls?
No, no.
She said that and she's thinking by it.
Hold on.
We have to do a poll.
Please let's go a poll.
Is Angie right?
Is Angie right?
So we were in line and she's seeing everybody get their baseball signed, right?
And she's like, everybody's here with their baseball balls.
And the guy started laughing at her.
They're like, it's a baseball.
You don't have to say ball.
But I get what she's saying because baseball is a sport.
And the ball is the ball that you play in the sport.
See?
Yeah.
No.
Like baseball ball.
Basket ball.
No, it doesn't make golf.
Ball.
No, it's just called golf.
No.
If you get a golf ball, you call.
call it a golf ball.
Okay, but basketball is just named basketball.
But if you...
Yeah, that's the sport.
And then the ball...
Football.
At the ball.
At the ball.
At the ball.
It's soccer ball.
The sport is named after the ball.
It's soccer ball.
Golf ball.
Yeah.
Basket ball ball.
No.
No.
No.
Stop it.
You're making me mad.
Angie Matt.
Angie Matt.
Yeah.
That's specifically Angie Matt because I don't agree with her.
It's not basketball.
No.
I understand.
I feel it.
Yeah.
I feel it.
Angie.
I understand you, baby, girl.
Because the ball is the tool, but the baseball is the sport.
So she's saying baseball, ball.
No, it's named after the ball.
The sport is named after the ball.
You don't call a soccer ball.
No, it's called football.
No, but the ball itself.
You don't call it a soccer ball.
You don't call it a soccer ball.
You don't call it a soccer.
So what she's saying is it's a baseball ball.
I don't know.
It makes sense.
After this, somebody wants the soccer.
All right.
It better not be you, but I would jump you.
No, I don't even play that sport.
Does it trigger you?
Yes.
She said that in line and she stood behind it.
Handsaw, man.
Joe Kelly was like, what?
Who is she?
Yeah.
Get her out of here.
All right.
Let us know if you understand Angie.
Oh, no.
And make sense my ball.
And she really meant it.
It was the craziest part.
She still used it to this day.
She's not going to change her with.
Okay, so what do you call the bat?
It's just a bat.
What do you mean?
You don't call it a baseball bat bat?
No, because nothing is called a bat.
It's a baseball bat.
She makes it.
Okay, what would you call a bat with wings holding a bat?
Volleyball ball ball.
Marcus ball balls.
It's a sport.
It's a sport.
I want to talk about another fool that I follow on the Twitter.
Her name is Giggles Irene.
Oh, crap.
I love putting in to the teeth.
She was going in on her mom, which is really nice.
Oh, bruce.
My mom got to be reading?
I know.
She got to be mad yesterday.
Leave her alone.
Let me read it.
I'm going to read it like you.
She said she going to speak to her grandkids in Spanish, and I'm like, why don't you speak to your kids in Spanish?
Make it make sense, woman.
Lord.
All right, Irene.
Yeah, that's exactly like her.
Hold on.
Does your mom have a Twitter to clap back at you?
No, but I told her, I was going to tweet about it.
Yeah, she said.
I told her, I was like, hey, just know.
I was like, this is so irritating.
I'm going to tweet about it, and Lettie's going to bring it up on there.
She was like, I sure enough, here we are.
But yeah, she got me bad.
I don't even remember how the conversation came up.
But she was just like, all I know is,
when you guys bring me my grandkids,
I'm going to speak to them in Spanish.
And I was like, hold up.
You think you're getting grandkids?
I was like, okay.
Oh, my God.
Hi, holma.
Wait, hold on.
Second, I was just like, why are you going to talk to them in Spanish?
Is she like, because I want them to be bilingual?
And I was like, why wouldn't you want your kids to be bilingual?
And I was like, I'm over here.
Like, can't even get into the freaking Mexican parade?
Because I get into the predicate.
Because you're all no savo.
Yeah.
Where is the parado?
She's like, I just want them to know Spanish.
Like, she's like that way.
And then my other.
And then Rubin's like, why?
so they could talk crap on us with you?
Yes.
And I was like, bro, for real.
And I was like, that's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's your mom's way of saying I want grandkids.
Because how many are there of you?
There's five of us in total.
There's five of you guys.
No grandkids.
Not yet.
Some of y'all in your 30s.
Yeah, two of us are.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Grandparents are like, they're not good parents.
They're just.
Why?
They're not.
They just let the kids do whatever.
Yeah.
Like, you should have seen.
my dad with my niece this weekend
she's making a mess he's like letter
it's so cute
I'm like dude I used to get whipped
allegedly yeah
and I'm like
how is that cute
I would do the same thing
don't make no sense
bro it's crazy
because okay so my mom babysit these kids
and I call them my niece and nephew
because my mom's been watching that family
for generations yeah and like
she'll like love on them
and like and I'm just like
Like bro, where was that like show you know how they they call it on TikTok that soft love or whatever?
Where they're just like hey you know soft parenting soft parenting she's soft parents as I'm
and me and my little sister will be staring at her like what the hell I can get into that with us
like what's wrong?
Yeah, I'm glad with the chuckle like everything.
Just know your kids are going to know Spanish.
Yeah.
Laud.
Because you heard her say it.
So you know that beautiful laugh when we were at.
WSS, there was a guy that, like, he came up to one of us, I won't say who, but he came up and he was like, hey Irene.
He's like, you're my favorite, and I love your laugh.
And she said, it's contagious.
You know, contagious.
Touch me, baby!
Too bad he's not your type.
But, talk to us about him.
His name was like Frederico or something.
No, what's his name?
No, I thought his name was Juan.
Who?
Quint he's in there.
Could he be the Juan for you?
Sounds like he knows Spanish.
I've already dated a Juan and none of them are the ones.
So you'll be the Juan.
All right, so you were laughing or what's that?
What happened?
I don't know.
I guess he used me laugh on air or whatever.
Is she nervous for you?
She's on a girl.
We'll have that great kiss.
It's time to give a fool of their flowers.
I love them for.
Hey, let's celebrate the fool for Hispanic Heritage Month on Brown Bag mornings.
Wow, that's so cool.
Look, you guys, it's time to introduce into Brown Bag the homie Lil'Rah.
My arm, am I on?
There I am.
Yeah.
Bro, this is incredible to have you in here.
We're just all staring like, oh, my God, he's real.
Yes.
Oh, I can.
Look, he's in here.
Good, man.
Little Rob, brown ragging it.
Brown bagging it.
Oh, my God.
We just wanted you here just say what's up.
No, a little rath, we wanted to celebrate you because, like so many of us growing up,
you're the music that played throughout everything, throughout the good times that we had.
If we needed someone to help us cry.
You're there to help us cry.
If we needed someone to help us through the summer nights, there you are.
And I feel like less and less we get to celebrate our people,
and it's so beautiful to just even have you come through this morning
and just say what's up, Evan, that we love you.
Yeah, dope.
I appreciate it all.
You know what I mean?
Appreciate it all.
For real.
I've been doing this for a long time.
Yeah, man.
I never disrespect it or nothing like that.
I appreciate every chance I get to do anything with you guys or with anybody.
I just like to put my music out and have everybody, you know, enjoy what I do, man.
And you brought your little one with you.
That's my little one, Bobby Boy.
This is Bobby Boy.
This is Bobby.
Bobby, good morning.
Say what's up.
Right here.
Mr.
Oh.
Bobby has a long side.
He has a chain.
He performs with you.
Yeah, he performs with me summer nights at the end of the show.
You happen in a mile.
He's only four years old.
How did it happen with you?
Did he hear the song and you just saw that he was rapping along or was it like, dude, I got to bring him out.
I think what happened at the Long Beach show.
I had him in my arms when I was rapping summer nights and I put him down.
He had his own mic and he just started walking back and forth and rocking.
And then he was three years old.
That was when he was three and now he's sharp.
Yeah.
And then he was rocking the big stage with everybody, all the big boys, right?
Magtan, everybody, Cyprus, everybody.
Come on.
Do you ever find that people are like, hey, I got a girl for Bobby?
Like, I got my daughter, if you want to be, like, where are you setting up?
He already has lots of girlfriends.
He likes a lot of them.
Oh, he has a chain?
I just seen that.
Bobby boy, yeah.
Sheesh.
Got a tattooed right here on my arm too, man.
Wow.
Shout out to Rob the original.
He did that for me real quick.
One night we're chilling.
Shut up.
It's like, A, bro.
Can you tap me up real quick?
Yeah.
Yeah, I went third, actually, man.
So he was already kind of fellow a little bit.
My lady goes down.
man what you do that for you know but you know yeah i mean not like that but it could have been like
you know what i mean like more time more time more sober yeah it was like two o'clock in the morning we just
did it real quick it looks like it looks like how different are the shows now that you bring out your
family and you bring out your boy as opposed to like when you were first starting like in like the
hey day of like summer night yeah the hey day and summer nights man those kind of days were uh i didn't like to
leave anywhere man so i didn't like to go do my shows and stuff my road manager's here right here
Yeah, been your road manager since day one.
For 20 years, for 20 years, man.
So I put them through a lot of things when I would cancel shows and wouldn't show up, stuff like that.
Yeah, really bad, really bad things.
Really bad things that I did that I wouldn't, you know, I wouldn't show up or something like that.
And then, you know, so it's a trip to me that I'm even here right now.
Yeah, and I went that far without people like, you know, you know, shutting me down, you know what I mean?
For being like that at one point of my life.
Even like being a road manager, I'm sure, too, like, he had to try.
try all these tricks to just get you to come out.
Like, hey, bro, there's candy.
Hey, bro, there's it.
But it's like, it's like to get you to come out because it's his job, low key to get you
to the show no matter what.
Even when you're like, no, I don't want to, no, this doesn't look like this.
I don't want this, all that.
Oh, yeah, I expect a bad guy, man, for me.
And I appreciate it now.
Yeah.
So nowadays, I haven't missed the show in, what, I don't know, like four or five years.
I haven't missed the show for nothing.
I'll show up sick.
And I just appreciate everybody that comes out and show everybody a good time, you know what I mean?
So that's the fool we should be giving flowers, too.
Yeah.
For sure, for sure.
I put them through some things, man, but they became my best friends, you know what I mean?
And we've been rocking it ever since, and we haven't stopped, so I appreciate everything.
And I know what I was like, and I'll never be like that again.
Come on.
Who knows?
Maybe it worked to your advantage because everybody was like, I've never seen a little rock perform.
And that's a trip, too, like the, what do you call it, like the mysterious type of thing, man.
But I'm just like my dad, man.
You know, I'm just a shy dude that didn't want to.
nothing man wow
shy boy over here
but I'm getting all sweaty
superstar shy boy's nice
but you know to get in the studio and rock the mic
I was I was that was my thing
that was your place that was my thing you know
man all right you rep San Diego but I feel like
LA loves you like our own
and it's almost like it was a trip when I found out you were from SD I was like
wait what? Yeah yeah yeah but it's just you made
that music to be for all of us you know
yeah for sure talk to me about like especially that
that moment in that time and you know I was beginning
of Kool-Aid off air because to me that's my mentor
and what she did with Pocos Perotos, like
she really, and right here on Power 106,
that platform for everyone in that scene
to come play their music and be heard
and be loved by all of us.
Because I saw myself in your music.
You know, I was looking at lo cholita too, la temper.
But, like, we needed that.
We didn't have that, you know?
And I just want to know about that time
for you creating.
Like, did you know this type of music
was going to do what it did?
It's still here to this day.
classic to this day.
Yeah, no, I never knew.
We were just sampling, you know, everything we can get her hands on, you know what I mean?
Zapping Roger for sure.
But then I also started sampling like Ralphie Pagan.
Yep.
No Soo de Tia is my favorites on.
And that's way back in the days, you know what I mean?
So I had a little bit of something for everybody, some cruiser music, some love music, some gangsters, too.
Some gangster, yeah.
So a little bit of everything, you know, so I don't know.
I'm glad you guys liked it, though, you know.
It's crazy because your voice sounds the same.
Yeah.
Because nowadays people use it.
effects and everything to sound like you.
They never sound like they do coming through talking.
And you literally sound like.
Exactly the same.
It's just a mind game that I play that I always win because that's my way.
And if you don't like it, then hit the highway and get stuck in traffic like it's a Friday in L.A.
Hey!
All right.
Being such a big fan base in L.A.
But you're from SD, you know the rivalry, Padres and Dodgers.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where do you stand with that?
Like, how do you keep, like, that balance?
Well, I did a video with my homie from the.
the harbor area, Spanish Fly, and we did a video out there, and I was reprimping my San Diego
Jersey and that the Dodger jersey on. But some people didn't like that, man, so I got a couple
comments in my, say, hey, tell me, just stay home with that stuff.
But I don't pay like that, you know. But people that love the Padres, they love the Padres.
We have a homie, he's from Whittier, and he loves the Padres. And I'm like, bro.
And I got to throw the first pitch at the San Diego Padre Dodger game down there in San Diego.
Yeah.
It must be so hard for the Dodgers.
I know, like, they want to boo you, but they can't.
It's a little rock.
Yeah, but that's a good thing.
I like, you know, I love for L.A., you know what I mean?
Got primos out here and stuff like that, too, man.
So it's all to the good.
It's always been all to the good.
Oh, anywhere I go.
I love everywhere I go.
Yeah.
No, most definitely.
I have to ask, summer nights, the inspiration behind it.
Like, what was it, was it, was it a certain day that you got inspired?
Like, was it the perfect summer day, summer night?
Like, just tell me about the inspiration behind it.
Actually, a big shout out to my homeboy fingers, man.
We just started working again.
But that was in 2005.
We did summer nights.
He had a track for me that was just there.
And I took it and started writing to it, man.
And we just got it done.
I think that same day.
Were you feeling good?
Was it all right?
Yeah.
I was feeling good.
It's all right.
Did you really polish up the chrome and call the Ruka on the phone and let her know that you were home alone?
Oh, my God.
Oh, I'm serious.
Were you really in the Pacific to be specific?
Well, I used to live about a mile from the beach right there by the Pacific, so yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
Real rats.
All right.
No cap.
And I did polish up the chrome and come out.
It's on the phone.
I love it, little Rob, because this is stuff we say to each other, like, on the day.
They just randomly, right?
And that comes from you.
You're like the forefather of all of that.
And it's crazy.
Like, legit, you being in front of us,
I was talking about the mysteriousness of you.
It just is really cool to even just have you and be like, dude, he exists.
He's not just a player on GTA or something.
He's not just like, you're real.
Yeah, yeah, I'm not for real.
So one thing I wanted to say is like, again, back to giving your flowers.
It's like let me mention Pocos Perilocos and I definitely enjoyed that era.
But I feel like your music has lasted the test of time because you really put thought into your music.
Like, you make actual songs, records, you know?
And unfortunately, I can't say that for everybody that was in that scene because it was very timely.
It was of that time.
No disrespect to them, obviously.
But just talk to me about, like, your process and, like, crafting a record.
You just dropped the record too much the other, you know, a couple weeks ago.
And it still sounds fresh and new.
And it's also just like, this is a record.
This is not just a freestyle or whatever.
Yeah.
Well, honestly, too, man.
It's always quality over quantity, you know, you know what I mean?
I like to have quality no matter what.
You know what?
If I don't sell that many, that's all to the good.
It still sells bumping.
You know what I mean?
And you can't deny that, you know?
So I don't really trip on all the likes and all that kind of stuff.
That's not really my thing.
But the last album I put out was in 2014 RIP, recording in progress.
But that was almost 10 years ago.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
I haven't done nothing ever since, you know?
Dang.
Wow.
But my life had taken a little turn, you know, and doing some different things and stuff like that.
And I kind of quit maybe like for the fifth time, you know?
Yeah.
It happens.
Yeah, yeah.
So then just watching out for my life a little bit where I was at.
And yeah, I met my lady right there.
So she's been on me for the past six years
to get my stuff done, you know what I mean?
Wow.
And we had this little boy right here,
and he's rocking the mic with me.
But yeah, it's gotta make it clean.
I started working with fingers again.
Nice.
After 10 years and we went down there,
I did three sessions with them, we did 11 songs.
And they're all bumping.
You know, probably the cleanest stuff I've ever spit
in a long time.
Wow.
So, but yeah, man, just make sure everything is right.
I'll be at the pad right in my music and make sure that it's all memorized and everything
before I even go to the studio.
So that way I'm not wasting anybody's time.
I just go in the mic booth and I'll get it done in like 10 minutes or something, you know?
I love that.
Yeah, so I'm not wasting nobody's time.
You know what I mean?
Everybody's time is valuable.
I feel like you talk in like gems.
Like I feel like you're giving like gems as you speak and like that comes in the bars.
Like, you know, like, like, I don't know.
Well, in too much, you dropped a lot of gems.
That part.
It was a lot about, like, people talking too much.
Like, tell me about the inspiration behind that.
The whole new album, dude, is really about a lot of, like, well, if you want to call them, gems or whatever.
It's now it's your turn to be that one, like, passing the, I guess, the knowledge, so to speak.
And the knowledge I'm passing is, like, just, you know, never step on nobody's toes.
Don't do nobody wrong.
Don't burn no bridges, man, or else, you know.
You got one and done, and that's it.
You know what I mean?
That's all you get, you know.
So there's, you know, no making up, you know what I mean?
See, I told you.
All of that is an Instagram caption.
You can tell you there you know.
But like too much.
Yeah, just people talk it too much.
You know, I try to mind my own business and they bring, you know, bring up old stuff.
You know what I mean?
And it's like, hey, man, just keep it on the lo-lo.
It's all good, big doc, you know?
I can already imagine Bobby Boy, when he's in school, like, hey, dad, someone's about, you know what?
Just keep it on the loo-law.
You got to talk too much already.
The little kindergartners?
You know, you got to prep them young.
One and done, man, that's it.
Man, that's it. Man, they messed up one time and that's it.
You can't trust them no more.
You hear that kids?
You hear that?
No matter what race you are, Rasa, whatever.
You know what I mean?
If they do you run and they got to get out, I hang with the good people, no matter what color you are, you know?
Oh, my little Rob.
I have to ask, since summer nights is such a hit, do you hate fall and winter and spring?
It's like, it was just first day of fall, and I'm like, dude, we still got to do summer nights.
I don't care. We're going to extend summer.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, I don't hate anything.
Did you ever feel like, dude,
maybe I need to remix it to October nights,
I understand.
Well, I never heard it like that,
but now that I heard it like that.
Because I'm thinking Cali nights?
There could be one for every season.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And if they like them, Kelly,
because it's always hot out here.
Yeah, but, you know,
I don't want to mess with the classic already.
I never knew I was going to make a classic,
but, you know, I don't want to mess with it now, you know?
Yeah.
It's what it is, you know.
All right, to another classic.
I was just reminding everybody of this song.
I said, get ready for a nasty time.
Oh, that's right there.
Talk to me about that record, freaking you.
Well, I made my son to that record.
Is that her favorite song?
Yeah, that's her favorite song.
Oh, she looked up like, mama's here.
Yeah, but that night she made me wear a bandana.
I had to wear my bandana.
But did that bandana break or what's that what happened?
A brown bandana.
Brown ragging it
But look at it
But look what we have right here
Man, yeah
Yeah
But anyway
So that's like my
Egyptian lover type music
Because I was brought up on Egyptian lover
And all that kind of stuff
You know what I mean?
So, you know
I'm just talking like that
You know what I mean like
I figure out it goes right now
But yeah
It's like you know
Like Egyptian lover
That's my Egyptian lover
Interpretation
Yeah
You know what I mean?
No so de Titi
I love that song
And I think like just you
owning the like
the Spanish love songs.
You know, nothing hits like a Spanish song.
Like, when it comes to that emotion of, like, the sadness.
And then you hit it with your raps.
And I just feel like that's, like, the perfect mix of the feeling.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Plus, you're rapping.
Right?
That's when I first sampled up, like, Ralphie Pagan.
Once I heard Rolfi Pagan, I loved all this music.
And I'm looking for all this music.
And then, yeah, we sampled that one, one of my favorite jams.
And a lot of that stuff is true, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The girl at the time, man, she was going to see someone else up in prison.
Well, I'm, you know, over here.
Damn, I'm over here.
Yeah, man, man.
Come on, dude, yeah.
Come on, don't be like that.
And that's why you stayed in the house.
I'm like, oh.
Yeah, but then it became no so that thee.
You know, you're not the one for me.
Yeah.
I mean, so.
I love that.
And you found the one.
So shout out to that.
Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Shut up.
Like, look what I found here.
At tough dogs.
I found something.
Oh, my God.
What is that?
I feel good.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm feeling good now.
Oh.
Los Angeles, California, putting it down for the brown side of the town.
Little Rob, brown ragging it.
Straight up brown bagging it.
Oh, wow.
Little Rob!
Make sure you check out the next thing with too much, too much.
They'd be talking too much, too much.
Little Rock, what's the Instagram, too?
What's the Instagram?
At the Real Little Rob.
Come on.
That was incredible.
You are part of Power 106 history.
You have done so much for Rasa.
You have done so much for us.
Thank you so much for us.
Is that about the new album really quick?
Oh, yeah, the new album, oh, man.
I didn't want to put a date on it, man,
because I don't want to laugh at nobody.
But it's coming.
And with fingers.
Yeah, with fingers, me and fingers on it.
Did the whole album together, man.
It's called Alta de Bueno, because no matter what, man,
man, it's all to the Bueno.
Come on.
Right.
Right.
Hey, or not.
So, yeah, I want to shout out everybody,
man, man, with Suspect Entertainment,
I'm home with Mandy Suspect for coming in,
man, man, me in, my road manager, Jose Melendez for 20 years,
my lady, Maria, at tough dolls, at tough dolls.
Hey, at tough dolls, girl.
Fiji Arvisa right here, man, came to film me today, man.
So, yeah.
And Bobby Boy, man.
Yeah, Bobby Boy, man.
Oh, man, I'm a son Bobby Boy right here, man.
This is, yeah, in my life right here, man.
We got to love this dude.
Keep it here.
It's Brownback Mornings 5106, baby.
Yeah.
