Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep 68 (09/29/23)
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Good morning.
Good morning.
A is to grow Irene filling in for lithium this morning.
And I don't know if you guys have realized how much gas prices have been going up because, Lord.
Too damn high.
Too damn high.
I went to go put gas yesterday.
It was like 6.49 and I was like, I wanted to evaporate.
I was like, damn.
But anyway, so gas prices are rising in L.A.
And the county inspectors are doing what they can to make sure that we're not getting screwed at the pump.
because we're really getting screwed with like high prices.
Yeah.
So now what they're doing is they're having the inspectors go out to all the, what is it called?
To all like the pumps to make sure that we're getting what we're actually paying for.
Because gas prices are going out 12 cents overnight.
I saw that, I saw that.
And it's crazy because it makes me like, I have to commute, y'all.
Like, what the hell?
So since they've been going, so since they've been raising like every other day, the LA inspector, Tocla Mancarius, I totally butchered his name.
But anyways, he says that a lot of people are now instead of commuting to work, they're working from home.
They're trying not to, you know, put as much gas in the car as they need to and stuff.
And he just wants to make sure that we get what we're paying for.
Which is high prices.
Well, like, he wants to make sure that when, then when we are filling up our tank and it's like 70 bucks.
That we actually getting the 70 bucks?
That we actually getting the 70 bucks worth.
And I think about that sometimes because when I pay with my card, like you're pumping and then like you hear it stop.
And I'm just like, but the number is still going up.
Like that's happened to you?
Yeah.
Like you, even like when you pay cash, like, you know, it knows to dispense like $20 worth of gas.
Yeah.
And then you're pumping.
and then like I feel like it stops before your payment is is filled all the way but so going
they're they're trying to fix it.
The struggle was real yesterday last night I put $10 of gas because it was like I think it was
over $7.
I was like hell no.
I'm not putting gas here.
I'm going to put 10 bucks get home for gas somewhere and so mar.
Sometimes I don't have a choice.
Yeah.
It was $5 and so much.
See and then it sucks because like I always put gas like right off the freeway or like
That's more expensive.
I know, but I don't have a choice.
Like sometimes I really don't have a choice.
And I'm just like, damn.
But thank God for our gas inspectors that are making sure that we're not getting screwed, you know, more than we already are.
The Gas Ferries.
Yeah.
Oh, is that what we should call them?
The Gas Ferries.
Oh, man.
So coming up next, we have Tiffany Haddish.
It's going to be in studio.
Yep.
And we are filling in for Letty, Vic, and Maximus.
because they are broadcasting live from
Lagos.
Simp or Pimp.
Live from Las Vegas,
show!
Good morning.
Okay.
Che-O!
Don't tell me you got your shower ready in.
Oh, yeah.
No, you didn't.
I was practicing all night.
No, all ofic did.
All night was sleep.
Yes.
That's what I told y'all.
That's what I told you all.
Guess what?
I lie now.
Now?
We've been on that.
Let's get it to Simper Pimp.
So I know we usually do Simper the Week, but today I was like, nah, I have a special nominee.
Okay.
Chad Ocho Cinco.
So Chad Ocho Cinco joined Uncle Shannon Sharp on the Shayshay podcast, and he was talking about spending money.
And Shannon was like, nah, man, I go first class, you know, I do it up.
And Chad Ocho Cinco was like, man, that's what's wrong.
So listen.
Want them blessings to keep coming and you want that cup to keep running this over.
All you need is a little guidance.
And you know the kind of guidance you need?
You know where it come from?
What?
And a woman.
Why would she?
She's going to be flying right with me?
A woman's guidance.
Listen to me.
A woman, a woman is your, will be your GPS.
Get you wherever you need to go from point A to point B.
No.
No.
You know what else?
If you had your woman, if you had a woman here like,
but don't be cheap as you want to.
But don't be cheap to yourself.
Now, how does you tell me the sense that it made?
I work the hardest and spend the least amount of my money.
Now you tell me what since that made.
She ain't going to let you spend that kind of money.
No shame because if she let you spend that kind of money,
she would you for the wrong reasons.
I love it.
I love it.
Your financial advisor.
Right.
And you know what I'm going to say,
Chad Ocho Cinco is known to be a cheescape.
He actually doesn't fly first class.
He doesn't wear real jewelry.
Yeah. He drives a smart car.
Yes.
This coming from Chad isn't surprising.
It's a life hacker.
it feels like and you know i'm gonna tell you this real quick women we've had to go through life being
frugal okay getting deals going to the dollar tree trying to figure out what we do in our life yes and that
that ends up being habit for real dog yeah because it looks good yeah okay it works so it's become
character of ours so once we get around man we're like hey you know that that stuff you pay like
that tide that you pay $20 for you could get it for three dollars oh it might there might be
yeah it might be toad or something but you could get it right
But we've been built to be frugal.
So it's like that's going to be helpful in a relationship.
And plus, I need you to spend less so he can spend more on me.
This is vibe.
Shout out this guy.
No, yeah.
He's Loki genius.
He was telling Shannon Sharp, like, look, you are Shannon Sharp.
You don't have to spend extra money, like, to get women or anything.
He's like, you are you.
You're the how people tell girls like, oh, you need to get impressed by this and that.
It's just like, you're just Shannon Sharp.
Like, that's all you need.
Right.
Everything else is extra, which you don't need.
Damn.
I mean, I could see that.
But to me, it's still a little bit simple.
Why?
Why?
It's like, he should be able to make those decisions without having a woman
and tell you to make those decisions.
Oh, a guy should be financially intelligent.
Intelligent.
What are you guys are?
Okay.
Well, that's, that second word is where you're wrong.
A guy should be intelligent.
You're not intelligent, bitch.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
You guys are done, though.
That's why you guys need a woman to be handling all that stuff for you.
Yeah.
Duh.
Behind every strong man is a stronger woman.
Like, we make you guys better.
Bam!
Duh.
How many push-ups can you do, Irene?
It doesn't matter because the question is, babe.
How many push-ups can you do, fool?
I'll do some right now.
Do them.
No, he will.
I'll do it right now.
I need him focused on the show.
I'm not encouraging.
Yeah.
But I can't call it a single assistant for that.
I can't either
I don't see the problem
he's right
I need him to be my financial advisor
so I'm gonna call him a pimp
damn
so should we give him the
PIMChan?
Yeah yeah
okay wait wait wait wait hold that
before we do the PIMChan
because I know that means
Saifai hopefully we'll go into a song
we're sitting up
look we are here for the Canelo Charlo
it's going down tomorrow
live from the NGNGNGRang right now
it's going to go down at the TEM mobile sports
arena we're in Vegas and it's such a vibe
it's a vibe
Everybody's out.
Like, I feel the energy everywhere.
I'm super excited.
It feels like high time, summertime.
Like, it feels like, and I know we're in fall already, but Vegas is lit and they're ready, and I can't wait.
And these chandeliers just looks so nice.
Like Phil Collins will say, I can feel it in the air tonight.
If you haven't ordered the fight already, show.com slash PPV.
And if you still have time to come out, roll through.
We out here.
Yeah, 45 minute flight.
Angie, Irene, I'm talking to you.
Come through.
Bro, having dinner with these fools.
was so, oh my God.
All they were doing,
okay, I'll tell you what they were.
I'll tell you why Vic is a sim.
Can we do that?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Can we just get rid of Simpa of the Week?
And give it to Vic?
Whatever, and can I just tell this one?
My fault. What happened?
He has the most zero game.
Oh, we know that.
Yeah, we know.
He's Chad Zero Cinco.
I have to tell you why next.
But let's do PIM, so hopefully the sci-fi goes into a song like I was there, right?
Three, two, two.
What? Pimp, Pimp, Pimp, Pimp, PIN.
There it is.
Brownback Morning's Fire 101.
Vegas.
Very good.
Four shot letty coming through.
Shoo!
Hey!
Simp of the week.
Simp.
Wow, that was so small.
What's going on?
Was that sci-fi?
Of course it was.
Yeah, his face just looks like, what's going on over there, guys?
I haven't done this chat in a long time because I took over the boards, but
side-bye.
The quicker picker upper
Sci-fi
I'm not going to foet at you because knowing you right now
You're probably like really leave
We can't afford that let me so do that.
You can't find the puerto buddy
Thank you guys.
All right, I have to tell you why
Vic is the biggest soup and girls
I'm so disappointed because I went out
with the guys yesterday. We went out to eat
at catch out here in Las Vegas.
Broadcasting live.
Shout out right now. We're at the MGM.
Canelo Charlo is going down this weekend
this Saturday.
It's going to be a great time.
But I wanted to knock out Vic yesterday.
Okay, what happened?
Maybe asleep, we would have better game.
Yay, Victor!
You guys, so we show up to catch, right?
And they gave us a table for five, but we were only three.
So that means there's space at the table.
Next to us is a group of four girls, baddies.
Like, even for me, I'm like, yo, these girls are bad.
And they sounded very Los Angeles because they were doing I knowhas.
And they were like, oh, like, this place is so nice.
I know, huh?
And so I'm like, dude, they're definitely out here for like something.
It's one of their birthdays.
And I saw, and I was like, dude, Vic, this one is, like, I was trying to be the best
wing girl ever.
Yeah.
You guys saw.
I'm a witness.
And I was like, hey, Vic, this one.
And then Vic played his game like, oh, I just want to make sure I get the right one
because there's four.
And I'm like, oh, my God.
And I was like, I just want to make sure I get a good look at her.
Like, he kept giving excuses why he's not.
gonna hit her up yet and i was like okay look they went to the restroom i'll tell you when they're
coming back because i could peep game and you stand up that way you look because there was between
two that he we were like oh which one of these is the best yeah this is crazy i was in total dude
environment culture dude culture yeah and so they're coming back from the restroom like vick get up
and vick gets up and goes and so he sees them so then after that i'm expecting vick to do his thing
be sli be rosecrans viz live live live good
money help but the table.
No, and then, and they had been drinking,
Vic and Maximo had been getting turned
in order to get in their little, like, self-esteem.
And so.
Not Maximum.
No, but listen.
Listen, I'm like, all right, Vic, maybe send her a drink.
Maybe go over there, ask her what she's having, like,
because it looks cool.
She had, like, a cool little drink.
And he's like, oh, yeah, he's like,
maybe I'll have the waiter ask her.
I'm like, bro, just, dude, they're literally right next to us.
And he just kept the whole dinner.
There was a reason and excuse why he would.
And I'm going to tell you right now,
She was bad.
She was beautiful.
So it's not like she wasn't my type.
She was everybody's type.
And if she wasn't, she had three other home girls that could be that type for him.
He just kept making excuses.
Damn.
They were making lame.
Even to the last second, Angie, even to the last second.
Like we waited for a dessert.
And I'm like, dude, they're right there, Vic.
Literally just say something.
Yes.
Oh, my gosh.
Victor, they were waiting for you to.
They were looking over.
Yeah, they were.
You suck, fool?
Just still no.
There's still nothing.
And you know what me and Maximil realized?
He has no game.
No game.
Vic is like a DM slider.
Yes.
Breathe.
In real life, nothing.
Only when he's drunk.
He should have had a few drinks.
Only when he's drunk, they recognize him or his homies do it.
No.
Damn Victor.
But I have to be in the zone.
I wasn't in the zone yesterday.
In the drug zone?
I was eating so much.
I went home.
I went back to the room.
fell asleep. I was not in the mood. I was not in the zone. Oh my god. It's that.
I had to be used it. I'm working. I would. Oh. He wasn't working. He wasn't working. We were out for the night. And it's, and I was like, dude, I want to see it happen. Like, you guys talk all this big game of like, oh, we go in out. And it was a crazy night. And I'm like, all right, I'm here. What's up? I was hoping three finger, three finger combo.
Whoa.
That's a one.
No, maximum he wanted to see better life. For him.
They have kings on here?
Chino.
And I just don't know.
I don't, I don't see it.
See, now I feel like I have to prove myself.
Yeah, you should have,
yeah, you have to redeem yourself.
You're 0 for four.
Oh, for four?
Yes.
I didn't even attempt.
Wait, wait, wait.
Vick, are there girls around you?
Like, anywhere?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Just one.
And Preston.
Okay, because I was going to say, go pick up one.
They're asleep.
Yeah, you tell me what happened because you were, you were, I saw you
you little.
Yeah.
I just wasn't.
in the zone like it's what does that mean yeah what does that mean victor the end zone i know you were you didn't
get there i just i seen them i wasn't like super motivated to do anything and you know the thing is like
the dogs i know like the guy if you see a pretty girl you're gonna shoot your shot because even if you
don't get it like it's like it's like it's practice for the girl that you do get it like you know what
i'm saying yeah and he just nothing like it just felt like he was like oh man i'm put on the spot oh my god
victor you know what you could have done for like if you really have it like that you
could have been like, oh, let me buy them around the shots.
And they would have all been like, hey, thank you.
And that could have been your movement.
It's not that.
You're sitting up the plane field, fool.
And you're doing all four of them at the same time.
And not like that.
Not like that.
What happens in Vegas?
That's all you're digging.
Not like that, but like you're picking them up.
There's just a stance that I didn't see him Vic.
And I think he's just used to either girls hitting on him,
him sliding in the DMs to someone that's following him already.
So she knows me.
She's creepy.
Yes.
Or his homies doing it.
And it's funny because Maximo is with a girl right here.
Of course.
I'm married.
Happily California married.
But even Maximo had a little game.
Like I could tell Maximo had game before.
Before he tied it down.
He was like, you know what I do?
Like I'll walk in front of her and kind of stop a little bit.
So she bumps into me and that leads to a combo.
Like we were all prepping.
We were all prepping.
You just told the world like, oh, my chico.
You cannot use the full.
I hope they use it.
Yeah.
Use it.
Please.
And it's like, you just have it or you don't.
And it's crazy.
I just saw Vic is a sim.
Wow.
No, no.
That's not the case.
Now I have to prove myself.
Yeah, you do.
Because it's crazy.
Everybody, I took a game off.
Irene, you've seen him.
Now he had load management.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
I mean, you.
I got to save my load.
You've known Vic longer than all of us.
Yes, I have.
Have you seen him actually be a pimple here in these streets?
Because I don't see it.
I mean, don't lie.
Vic, I'm not going to lie.
not being sober.
Like, it's always been, it's always been with your drug or somebody slides in the DM.
Guess what I mean?
Guess what I mean?
They were doing their best to get drunk.
And you know what's crazy, Vic?
Is that like, it's like, let me say, like, if you're, if you have the dog in you,
like, if anything, I understand being like, like, like, jet lag or like, whatever.
It's even just being sweet.
Yeah, because all you had to do anyway is kind of be like, send over a drink or like get their Instagram.
You don't have to knock it down that night.
Like, you're in the whole weekend, fool.
Find a girl at dream.
I don't know.
Like, I don't spend money
on girls like that.
It's usually.
Okay.
Okay.
Must I remind you,
last time we were in Vegas,
you took me and Irene
to dinner,
you're the homies.
You knew him already,
Angie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what's crazy
is that how I met Vic
is that he slid in my idea.
I'm not like that.
Damn!
No, it wasn't like that.
It was for wearing.
We're going to call him Slider,
He's like the little burgers.
But in real light, nothing.
Wow.
Okay, that's it.
I just want to take this time to shatter all the pimps in the world.
If you literally see a pretty girl, no, no, no, I'm not talking to you.
I said the pimps in the world.
I'm shutting them out.
If you see a girl and you can, like, even just tell it, hey, you're pretty.
Hey, I like that dress.
Is it your birthday today?
Happy birthday, beautiful.
Walk away.
That's it.
Don't even like it.
If it's in you, it's in you.
Okay, look.
I appreciate the challenge because.
We're going to a pool party, right?
Yes.
Watch me work my magic.
Yeah, because he's going to be drunk.
Do you believe it?
Is everybody believe it?
No.
Let's be it.
You'll know.
Okay, Bigg, but do it.
I'm proving myself.
Do it when you're sober.
Two men on IG Live, 2 p.m.
Rose Cranzman, he's going all the way live, all right?
He's going to ask a sour milk.
Can you tell that girl?
Nah.
I'll show you who got that dog in him.
He's going to be like that mean, like,
Hey, my homie thinks are cute.
And Big is that homie?
I'm not Kevin James.
I'm not Kevin James.
I was debating.
I was just doing it for him.
These girls were that cute that I was debating just being like,
Hey, my home is cute.
And Big, you just stay there and look and smile.
Letting.
Letting.
Yeah.
And I just got disappointed.
All right.
Look, keep in here.
Hopefully we don't disappoint you.
Word on Rosecrans.
What's the word?
Sexy Red went to Pound Town, and the guy who drove her there went on IG Live to brag about.
it. All right. So look, viral new artist, Sexy Red was laying in bed with the man and she took
a photo of the man's ankle monitor and captioned it, I F with real drillus, dreadhead killas,
which is a lyric from her new song, Shake Yo Dreads. And people wondered if that was her baby
daddy because she always yells, free my baby daddy. So we're like, okay, is that the guy?
But no, it was somebody completely different. And we only found that out because when she fell
asleep. This guy named
Wu Duce, a relatively unknown rapper
from Atlanta, went on live and posted
himself in bed with sexy red
as she was asleep. Listen to
this clip. I put
down up.
On West, I put shit down
up. You're in a lot?
That's invasion of privacy. It's super invasion of
privacy. That's horrible. And it's also
just not player at all.
Like, bro, you're fumbling the bag by doing
that. She's never going to trust you
again the crazy thing is usually the other way around yes like a woman trying to like catch like
the athletes right yeah everyone this guy in general like the move is is whack literally this guy is
completely acting like a groupie that's wild yeah i mean it's crazy too like her how she used
the ankle monitor as like promo yeah like bam no it's funny like the whole thing if it's coming
from her i understand it because that's her own thing right no she didn't come from somebody else no
Die or girl.
No, not at all.
Not at all.
All right, look, Ray J is sick of his girl princess's new hobby.
Okay, so have you ever been with a girl for a while?
No.
And then out of nowhere, she gets a new hobby?
No.
Yeah, I'm not feeling it.
I'm not feeling it.
Where'd you get the hobby?
Why you like new stuff, right?
Hiking.
But Ray J isn't feeling it either because on a recent episode of Love and Hip Hop,
Ray revealed that he's sick of his girl's new hobby playing poker.
Listen to the situation unfold here.
What's going on?
You love to play poker in the morning, noon, and night.
But now the hours in shit is getting like to the point where I'm like, like, I'm losing you in the sauce.
I need to keep playing.
I'm practicing for the tournament.
Man, how long?
We'll be six, seven more hours.
F*** out of here.
Six, seven more motherfuck up here.
Right.
I'm training for the World Series of poker.
You plan around with a bunch of men.
It's a man's sport.
Maybe I'm a little jealous.
He's such a poxical.
Yeah.
He said, maybe I'm a little jealous.
Dude, just he admits it.
That's the first thing.
I feel him, though.
Too many hours.
Okay, bro.
You know how many hours he's away from home for tour and rehearsal and with a
surrounded by women?
You know what the excuses when they are?
Oh, but I'm making money.
But isn't she, wouldn't she be making money?
she's making money.
Hopefully.
But World Series of poker,
World Series of poker, that sounds made up.
Come on.
No, it's a thing.
I'm just kidding.
Oh, yeah.
It's a thing.
I've heard of poker games go up to like 12 hours.
Yes.
And it's like a long game because it's, you fluctuate your money.
It goes up, it comes down.
So I get it while she says six, seven hours.
And you can't be on your phone.
You have to concentrate.
You can't have any tells.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
So he's probably not hearing from her for hours and hours at a time.
Yeah, still sounds sketchy.
My Tia said that my Tia said that my Tio
went to a poker game, but he was really poking her.
Yeah.
There was that.
Yeah.
But it's also like, I get it.
It's a little untypical for like women to mostly play.
Even she acknowledged it.
Like, this is like more of a men's game.
Yeah.
So I'm going to go to the poker tables right outside and start investigating if there's women around.
You won't say anything.
Oh.
I saw that.
Damn.
Let me live.
Let me live.
All right.
Look.
You're not living up there.
He's not.
All right.
All right.
That was your word on Rosecrans brought to by local Southern California, Toyota dealers.
I'm Rose Kranzvik live from Vegas.
Yeah, we are.
And this is Brown Bag Morning.
Okay.
We're broadcasting live from the Canelo Charlo Fight, which goes down this Saturday.
It's really dope.
Boxing is alive and well, you guys.
This weekend's going to be vibes.
And if you haven't got the pay-per-view, you can go to show.com slash ppv to get it.
and keep it here because on the way we have,
Don't you know I'm local?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Mese?
Don't you know I'm local?
All right.
Shout out to a new venue,
The Spear at the Venetian Resort.
I'm kidding.
I'm doing Las Vegas local news.
All right, but no, I did want to shout it out because today,
you're like, wait, what is this?
Local where?
I'm not aware.
We're broadcasting live from the MGM Grand
right here in Las Vegas because we're here for the Canelo.
Charlo fight.
And it's super cool because so many other people are here to see you two celebrate the grand
opening of this sphere.
We've seen the memes.
You know, like when my man goes to Vegas and then someone puts their face all white screen
on the sphere that has different like digital stuff all over it.
And apparently it's like really, really cool inside.
And like stuff we've never seen before.
Very digitized.
All cool.
But I just don't like that it's YouTube opening.
Honestly.
Why does YouTube get all these looks?
Remember when they sent us that album on our.
iPhone?
I never liked them the same after that.
I was forced to listen to YouTube.
Every time I turned my car on, it was the first
song that came out.
Who was 30?
I was so annoying.
And for the kids that we are boomers to you, if we have
anything past the iPhone's 8 or 6, there was an
iPhone that when you got the phone,
the Apple came, like Apple music or whatever.
iTunes came with that album.
And as soon, anytime you put the ox, you know,
before there's Bluetooth, we had ox kids.
Anytime you put the ox in, it would just automatically
play this weird ass album yes and that youtube triggers me yeah honestly it pisses me off
even thinking about you too because well it's better to be pissed off than pissed on is what i hear
ha i'm sure yeah let's get to l-a news all right because one thing about l a lay is we get tickets
out here we get parking tickets in los angeles uh you just got one of what city right by my house
really and so they did a survey of the most uh ticketed areas
in Los Angeles.
So clearly downtown L.A.
takes the cake.
Stay away from downtown L.
Lake.
A lake.
L.A.
L.A., that's what I said.
Because West Lake is the next spot.
Westlake and downtown L.A.
Westlake is just like,
what color are you?
Okay.
I'm going to give you a ticket.
Oh, I let the ticket out.
It's West Lake,
fool.
Yeah.
They're going to give you a ticket for,
does your car have a dent?
Boom,
ticket.
Ticket for having it down on your car.
Tintz ticket.
And also Venice,
but not Venice overall.
It's actually two blocks.
blocks in particular in Venice
and if you know this, stay away from them.
Irving Tabor Court,
I'm not in Venice like that.
An electric avenue.
These blocks get so many citations
alone that the blocks themselves can be
put on this list of most ticketed areas.
It makes sense.
By the beach. Because people go there and
Venice has the worst parking situation.
So a lot of people just take
risk and park. A lot
of people meaning me.
So I get tickets all the time.
I know, I don't like it.
And let's talk about tickets, because what do you think is the most,
like the thing people get parking tickets the most for.
What are they doing wrong?
Street sweeping.
Parking.
Bro, but it's hard because.
Parking in red.
It's for reading the signs wrong.
Yes, Angie.
I don't know.
Parking on the red or fire hydrant.
It is the sweeping zone.
28% of tickets were given for parking prohibited or street sweeping zones.
That definitely happens.
15% for parking and having an expired meter.
13% for parking in a red zone
I am 13%
Why would you do that dog
Because there's no parking
There's no parking where I live
Too many people moving in
Oh my God I hate parking
I dropped out of college
Because there's no parking
You're such a liar
I did
College you paid for a parking
You could have bought a parking
Yes
No no no it's the principal
No you guys he could have
He definitely could have
He definitely could have
Students need free parking
Yes
It wasn't fair
Because they didn't let me park in staff
Vic
I wouldn't start calling
Instead of Rolls Krans
Vic, you're going to be excuse Vic.
Excuse me,
well,
did you hear my off-air argument with him too?
You're just speaking from your experience.
Because maybe we can get together,
we can hit up Genesis and all the other actions.
Yay!
What excuses he gave them?
A roast?
A rose of ve?
A roast cramps?
A rose-cress big.
Well, I won't be there because I'm going to have an excuse.
He won't be funny.
No, if you said, I'll just be late because that's how he's.
He is.
All right.
This didn't turn into Vick Talk.
No, sorry.
Sorry.
Those are our parking situations that are out here in Los Angeles.
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Half of us are broadcasting live from Las Vegas.
Vegas, baby.
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The other half are my favorite people and I wish they were here.
The brokies are back in the studio.
Oh, I'm here with Vick.
And Maximo.
Oh my god
I'm just showed up to work drunk again
No
We're not talking about that when the kids are in the car
We don't need to be in ebriated to have a good time
Okay
Drunk off chocolate milk
Yeah
We're broadcasting live from the MGM grant
Right here in Las Vegas
Getting ready for the Canelo Charlo fight
I'm excited
It's been so cool being
Today is the way
Like the official weigh in
Yes
And I can't wait
It's later on
Today's the day
And tonight's the night
the day me and vic
no tonight's not the night
no tonight's tonight for something else
oh my
see you guys
you guys
what you pull the cover back on someone
it's just like
I can't ever see this whole say
earlier
Vic said
he was saying
he was just talking to him
he's like
I want to come
and get my vengeance
on me
on his failure
on his failure from last night
which everything was just set up
perfectly
if you're just tuning in
good morning I'm Letty
this is
This is Maximil.
This is Vic.
Angie, my beautiful.
Irene, my beautiful.
Jose.
Jose.
Safi.
Hopefully Oscars in there are engineer because we're not.
We are soloing it right now.
And sci-fi doesn't talk about.
We're flying the plate.
Okay, so we're all in here, right?
But if you're just tuning in, yesterday we went to eat out here in Las Vegas.
And there was a group of fine girls next to us.
And even me and Maximo, like, there's no hater bone in me.
Like, I want this full Vic to win.
Yeah, me too.
I want him to have a great time.
And these girls were beautiful.
You could tell they kind of were peering over.
Like, they were giving the vibes, right?
And Vic the whole time was like, okay, yeah, I'm going to get her a drink.
Yeah.
I think I'm going to get her a drink.
I think I'm going to get her a drink.
Like just don't think you do it.
Like he's like, I think I'm going to ask the bartender.
At one point, Vic got up and I thought he was going to go ask the bartender.
To get, like, ask her what she's drinking and then get her what she's drinking.
Because this girl was really, really pretty.
And I just did solve it.
Maybe that's not his tie.
Maybe it's not as tight.
I wasn't that motivated.
Being pretty.
Yay.
Maybe, right.
Maximo.
That's crazy.
Crazy.
I saw him walk into the bar and I was like, oh, he's going.
And then he made a love to the restroom.
Yeah.
Like, you know, you know when you're charged up in the pool?
But like, you stop right before you go into the pool.
He was doing that.
Like he was like, and then I'm going to.
Oh, okay.
Okay, okay.
And then I'm going to do it.
Oh, okay.
And then I'm going to start.
Oh, okay.
And then I'm just like, dog, it was dessert time.
It was everything.
You know what they did, though?
They photo bombed the girls' photos.
And I think Vic wants to like, be like, hey, that's me in that photo later.
Like, he wants to search for his face on girl.
That sounds like Vic.
They were cool.
They weren't that bad.
So that she could see how many followers he had.
No, I don't care about that.
I used to bag him when I had 500 followers.
Sure, Bob.
No difference.
No one believes you.
Like, you don't even believe you.
I feel like I lost all my credibility.
We're supposed to get a off night.
In Las Vegas.
Listen, all right.
We'll do the homie help line on you later again.
Yes, thank you.
You have one here.
All right, look.
The home girl Liz got a decision to make
and it's going to have somebody very, very upset.
Let's do it.
Find out next.
Find out next.
Find out next.
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Brow back morning.
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Good morning.
And Jerry, and I miss you so much.
Oh, my God.
I miss you so much.
And it's, oh.
What about Jose?
Oh, yeah, Josie too, huh?
Hey, Jose.
That's crazy.
You guys, but it's Friday, and I check my paycheck, and it's in my bank account.
Yes.
Do you have your paycheck?
Yeah.
And it's in your bacon, cut your paycheck.
Check your paycheck.
I don't know how you check your paycheck.
Okay, shut up, Victor.
You have no game.
You can't tell me nothing.
Agi, since we're out of the studio, do you, like, are you the boss?
Are you the hepha?
You give me a.
vibes.
Oh, no, I'm not.
I'm doing my hair.
I'm going to do my nails there.
What?
She is.
Turn into the Adju Salon.
La Diva.
Salon.
We all know those.
All right.
Look, check this out.
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ppv I'm going off of memory because my producer didn't give me any information
I'm so sorry let me crazy that's Maximo right yeah yeah it's him right there
all right but but shout out to everybody that's making their way through come hang out with us
come party with us find us uh and we got to give shoutouts out
um yeah I got a shout out real quick to Isabelle and Annabelle they turned 14 yesterday
Happy birthday.
They both turn 14?
Yeah, they're twins.
Oh, that's cool.
Happy be late.
Yeah, happy birthday.
And you, Irene, you got some, don't you?
I got hello shout-outs because, you know, the DMs be popping or whatever.
Oh, whatever.
She's so pop.
No, I like that.
I didn't get that drop, fool.
So we have Jesse from Denver, Colorado, tuning in.
What's up, Denver?
King Louis from Bakersfield.
Hey.
And then Emily J wants to shout out her dad, Chris Senior, and her little brother, Chris Jr.
Wow.
That would be cool for yesterday because it was Chris Day.
Famous Christmas.
Oh, you're right.
Shout to them.
Shout to them.
And then Rosa Luna wanted to shout out the freshman football team at Herupa Hills High School.
Come on.
Oh, she's.
Elizabeth Medina, which is, Maximo, is your cousin?
I'm just kidding.
I don't know.
But once to shout out.
That's a last name in case you needed it.
That man.
He doesn't have too much information of mine.
Elizabeth Medina wants to shout out her daughter, Caleb Medina, that goes to Vend Middle School in Irvine.
Come on.
I don't know how to happen in Irvine.
And then Angelica wants us to shout out her daughter, Avery.
They listen while they get ready for school every morning.
Oh, thank you so much for listening to us.
And that's all the shoutouts.
All right.
But I do have a shout out, you guys.
Okay.
Okay.
So Leo, this guy named Leo, he, DM, said that he wanted to be.
give a shout out to his girlfriend, Kim.
It's her birthday tomorrow.
She's turning 23.
Oh, wow.
Dyslexia almost kicked in.
She's turning.
She's turning 23.
So happy birthday.
What is it?
Feliz.
Cubliadio.
A three.
Wait.
Wait, what are you doing?
I don't know.
What are you doing?
I said wait.
Day.
Come on.
Do you this song again?
Let's do it again.
A little trigger hang over there, aren't we?
All right.
Hey, I want to bring up to Magali.
Am I saying it right?
Magali Mendoza.
She actually DM me a video from 10 years ago when I shouted out her son, who was turning 10 at the time.
And she said, can we make this a full circle moment?
Seven years ago, you wished my son a happy 10th birthday.
Wow.
So Papuio Lindo, happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
You are now 17.
Wow
That's crazy
Because that's how she put
She didn't say your name
She said
Magali son
Magali son
Happy birthday to Magali son
Have a shoutout
17 year old
I want a shout out
of Voses
which is a school
My girl works at
Today is their homecoming game
Okay
And they're very excited
So shout out Vos
Shout out to Vos
In Sun Valley
All right back to my shout out
Okay his name was
I didn't mean to get your mom
Because she made me
seven years ago
Shout out
to Julian you turn 17.
Yeah.
Have a great time.
Thank you for listening for that long.
If you guys have known me since seven years ago to today, wow, we've been through some
things and look at us here.
Wow.
And big up to Mommy Magali, because clearly you have great taste.
All right.
Hey, Sci-Fi, can you play Homey Helpline out?
All right, the home girl Liz needs some help.
Looks like she's got double booked.
But look, she sent us a DM and said, hello, this is Liz.
I'm calling for the homeie.
hotline, but should say helpline.
Three weeks ago, I received a save the date message from one of my closest high school friends.
I had nothing planned, so I told her I'm in.
Then a week ago, I received another message to save the date from my husband's niece for the exact same date.
They are both expecting me to show up.
However, this will be my friend's second baby, but my husband's niece is first.
What should I do?
Go with the one who invited me first or go with family.
I would do both, but the family party is in Bakersfield.
Oh, that's really far.
Yeah, that's really far.
Two invites?
Yeah.
She doesn't want to do both.
Well, she can't.
Because one's too far.
Well, yeah, but you're adding extras.
My bad, my bad, my bad.
I'm just saying being double-booked, like, I always have to do this for, like, the holidays,
and it's, like, a really stressful situation.
Damn, and you don't want to go to your suegras?
No, because someone always gets murdered.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just don't want to drive.
Okay.
At all.
But if he would, if he wanted to, he would.
I actually have a piece of advice.
I may use it myself one day.
But I want to see if we can really help her.
I want to see if you guys and me have the same piece of it.
I think I got the answer.
I just want to see, I'm not going to say it now.
I just want to see if our crew in Los Angeles can help with it.
Hey, Los Angeles, are you there?
Can you tune in and tell us what you feel?
StarCaman.
Can you call it?
The home girl Liz needs our help.
She's double booked and doesn't know where to go with her friend or her family.
One is in Bakersfield.
One is out here in L.A.
She needs to know what to do how to proceed.
Who's hard to break?
Exactly.
And it has to do with babies, right?
Exactly.
yeah babies are uh due around the same or the both parties are for yeah on the same
yeah yep yep all right uh do we got anybody on the line yes we do we have tia from marino
valley on line too yeah good morning hello good morning how are you i'm good good i'm good
good how are you guys amazing tia you live in merino valley are you always the house people
go to for parties and they're like oh my gosh tia live so far
No, not really
I don't. I hate by
a lot of people that I know. I used to live in Torrance.
So when I live in Torrance,
people came out for my
birthday, my kids' birthday parties, my Halloween
parties, people showed up.
Oh my gosh, look about that gas you made them spend.
Gassie, it's so expensive.
They show for me.
Come on.
I know there's like some family that lives
like in the IE and I was like, oh my God.
Yeah, it's, it's, it's,
It's a far drive.
It's a far drive.
What would you tell our friend?
I personally would go to the one whose first baby it is.
I would get a gift for both.
The one where I don't go, maybe get a little something extra.
But I will go to the one whose first it is.
I personally, I would be a boy.
So say one of my close friends had another close friend.
And she went to all of mine or whatever.
She always shows up.
I'm going to tell her like, hey, I understand.
I go to that one.
Yeah.
This is my third child.
It's cool.
Go to go to that one.
Yeah.
I see it.
Like, you don't have to go to both, but you got to spend for both.
Yes.
Yeah.
When you don't go, my...
Then go ahead and do that.
Yeah.
See, that's why I'm glad I'm the oldest child because, yeah, the last kid always gets the scraps.
It seems like...
I saw the first two.
They're not going to come for their...
Oh.
Dang.
All right.
Erizy, who else we're going to?
Who else we got on the night?
We have Gio from Long Beach.
on line five.
Gio, good morning.
Gio.
Good morning, guys.
How are you guys doing?
Amazing.
How are you doing?
Pretty good.
Stuck in traffic right now,
but it's cool.
It's nice and cold.
Crazy.
We're in Vegas having the time of our life.
Yeah.
Woo!
Not to rub it in or anything.
No, no, no.
Geo, talk to us.
What would you tell this girl, Liz?
All right.
Well, first and foremost,
I just want to say that I'm proud of you guys
on what you guys do.
I'm tuned in every day.
You know, what you're doing
is very motivational, so I just want to take
y'all keep doing what y'all doing.
Let's go, Gio. Let's go, Gio.
And Liz, do whatever Gio says, Liz.
He sounds like he has great advice.
Well, it might take a quick turn on here
because this is what I would do.
Oh, okay. Here he goes.
Well, you know, one's a friend, the other one's a family.
Someone's going to get about her.
So at this point, you know,
go where you personally going to have the best time, you know,
and at the end of the day,
you know, one family, you know,
one person out of the family
is going to have a baby,
then another one's going to happen,
then another one.
And if you go to cousin A first,
for their first baby,
and you don't go to cousin B's first baby.
Now there's an issue.
So at that point,
just do what's going to be best for you.
And I agree with a home girl
from Runner Valley,
maybe try to get a gift for both
and just ride with whichever one
you're going to have the best time.
Yeah.
And you can kind of peep game, too,
because, like,
you know how your family parties
at your home girls party.
Like, you know if you're going to show up
and it's just going to be everyone gossiping about each other
or if they're going to do the cool diaper games,
the one where, like, they melt snickers
and you have to guess, like, which chocolate it is.
Oh, that sounds good.
Some, some, for baby showers are lit, you guys.
Some baby showers are lit.
Some are not so much.
Some of them are like, oh, I'm going to drink out of the bottle?
Wow, look at me.
I have to guess how big your belly is with toilet paper?
Wow.
Where the drinks at?
Where the drinks going to be at?
Hold on, Gio, look, I feel what you're saying, and I'm usually a selfish person myself.
But my friend Dominic Trello once told me, never go against the family.
So, you know that, to me, in my mind, I automatically think like, all right, family, sorry, friend.
I'm going to go my fam.
Yeah, no.
But how do you know that the family is not the one that would be the most fun?
Because Gio didn't say pick the friends.
Jill said whoever you're going to turn up with more.
And personally, I like going to the family ones because.
You will see, like, if you're going to see all the drama unfold in front of you,
and you're going to be watching spectating, like, ooh, the Tia with the zebra print showed us.
We already know about the Tia with the zebra print.
She's a hoochie tia, like, can't leave it in her pants.
All right, Irene, what's up, what's up, Angie?
Oh, I was going to say, or the one that's like, ooh, so-and-so got super drunk, did you see?
Or the one that's, like, she is pregnant, but her sister looks at, like, oh.
Oh, my gosh.
Because the right one is going to be cute.
The friend was going to be cute.
Everyone's going to be dressed out.
But you're not going to know all her friends.
Yeah.
But at the family, you're going to.
Yeah.
All right.
What's up, mamacita?
Who else are we going to?
We have Genesis from San Pedro on line three.
Genesis.
Genesis.
Do you miss Vic?
Do you miss Vic?
Stop triggering me with that word.
Can we call you another name?
Call you Jen?
Yes.
Oh, you're so cute.
Oh, nice.
And I love me.
Oh, my God.
in advance forever.
I hope that you stay afant until forever more because
here I'm here.
I love that.
Thank you.
Of course, Jane.
Talk to us.
My advice to the home girl is to go where you were invited first because they
invited so far in advance.
I think being invited a week before sounds like an afterthought.
Like, oh, we didn't get many people.
Oh, I forgot.
They probably saw that you posted on Instagram like, oh, I forgot to invite her a lot of them.
I don't know.
You guys know me.
I invited the day before.
The day before.
Maximo.
And you make us not want to go.
That doesn't make it better.
That doesn't make it better.
Angie, you hate kids.
And what?
Jean is on the phone and she's my friend.
I think that that's really good advice.
Go with who invited you first because at least that's the great excuse to give the second invite team.
That's more effort.
Yeah.
Like it's like, hey, I love you.
But I already got invited.
I have prior commitments.
Whereas if you don't go to the one you invited that you were invited first months before,
you can't like what advice you what what is he
I chose up yeah
you call it on the radio and say sorry
has anyone ever done it to you are you
are you are you that way where you get double booked
or has that happened in your life
I'm the one that gets double booked so I say hey
this person invited me months ago so I'm going there first
so she's talking about experience she said you got a lot of friends
huh
all right but I I have I
Think that what if you host it?
What if you end up being the host of the party, of said party?
Like I can't go to both.
Let me just be the house.
Let me be the venue.
Then you get a little venue fee.
No, nobody?
All right.
That was just me.
That was just me.
All right, Irene, who else are going to?
We have Mary from Pica Rivera on line one.
Mary.
Mary had a little lamb.
Mary.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Buenos Diaz, Mary.
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you guys?
Happy Friday.
Happy Friday.
We're trying to help this girl, Liz.
So she got double-booked, and she was invited to a baby shower months ago, said yes,
and it was her home girl's baby.
It's like not her first, though.
Yeah.
And then she got invited to her family's baby shower, like just recently,
and this was, like, going to be her family's first baby.
So now she feels like, dang, I can't go to both.
One of them is in Bakersfield, so I really can't make it if I choose.
if I try. What advice would you give her?
I would give her go with the family.
One, because, like you guys,
was the family drama. Like, he doesn't want family drama.
Exactly.
And if that's her friend from, like, high school or a long-term friend,
she'll understand, like, I mean, this is her second baby, you know,
like my niece is having her first baby.
And family party is always fun, you know? You get to go home, like you said,
oh, look, did you see what she was wearing, or this person was swap?
Oh my god, this person showed up.
I haven't seen them forever.
Yeah.
I see the family.
It's so good.
I agree, Mary.
The first kid is way more important than the second kid for sure.
I agree with that.
Hey.
The second kid is no love.
I'm the oldest.
I'm the oldest.
That is crazy.
You come to the first one.
Okay.
Let's put it in your personal perspective, Mamasita.
Let's say it's your third baby.
Because by now, if I have a baby shower, I'm going to have a fourth baby, right?
Yeah.
Let's say it's my, your fourth baby.
If you guys don't show up because your sister's having her first baby,
cool, but I'm still going to be upset that I invited you first,
that I've done everything for you, that I picked you up when you were low,
that I get, all of that.
You know, Angie, you know, I've been there with you.
You know what I keep thinking?
My niece's birthday party and Luisito's birthday party, and I went to both.
Yeah.
She went from the O.C. to San Gabriel Valley.
Yeah.
Yeah, you can drive it.
No, Bakerstfield is really far.
That's really far.
Oh, it depends where you guys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, I don't know.
I don't have the answers.
I thought maybe be the venue, but then everyone was going to be.
Then you to both?
Yeah.
Yeah, that would be like, super cool.
Have you guys ever been to a Batizo in downtown L.A.?
There's like 17 about these things going on at the same time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Someone's getting married.
A kid's having the first communion and they're giving a kid about this so at the same time, okay?
All right.
All right.
Well, look, Liz.
Liz, we hope we helped you.
That was great advice about other people.
They got it down.
Yeah.
All right.
Us, not so much.
Not so much.
With Angie.
It's me, you guys.
Hi, Angie.
Angie, Angie, Angie.
Before we get into your sombrasala, which is really great, a sombrasala happened while we were on the radio.
Oh, what happened?
Can I tell you what?
Yes.
Our good friend, Maximo is in trouble.
He's in trouble.
He's in trouble and we have to talk about it.
Because if it happens on the race, if it happens in our life, we got to talk about it on the radio.
True.
And by the way, before we get into that, I know we're everywhere.
And my dad called me to say, Miha, why doesn't one of the baby showers change the date?
Hey!
He has a point.
That would be great.
Yeah.
If you could do it.
That'd be crazy.
I'm not going to have my baby shower because you can't come.
It's quite simple.
I feel like older people always have like the most best perspective.
Just change the date.
Just change it.
Why don't they just change that date?
Miha.
Why don't they just change the date?
Thanks, dad.
All right.
But Maximu got in trouble.
I know.
By who?
Go, go, go.
I got in trouble by my wife and my soul.
You didn't even say it right.
Why?
At your chest, you said it with a question mark.
Why?
Let me tell him.
Let me tell him.
At 7.30.
Let me say.
Instruction worker for a house.
Oh, my God.
At 7.30, we were giving shoutouts.
Yeah.
And he said, hey, shout out.
Voces, you know, that's the school my girl works at.
And then he got a text.
And she's like, so I'm just.
your girl no no no no that's my life my fiance there you there you go there you're
me wow yes i am my son when did you propose i'm married and engaged okay no no no see i have a
question because you are over over here saying like oh yeah a mayor of mr california marriage
i am in Vegas fool that's a whole different state so are you single and not when she's already
I'm mad, Angie.
Angie.
Angie doesn't imagine not here.
That just means it.
I'm mad she's not here.
No, damn.
I don't even think about that.
California married means only in the state lines you're married.
I am changing this.
I am taking my philosophy worldwide.
Now I am Mr.
Worldwide.
Okay.
I think that's taken already, buddy.
That's not you're a painful.
The following is now.
But I hope she's happy now.
Do you think she's going to be happy with you?
Yeah, she's super happy.
Maximo, tell her how much you love her.
I love her a lot.
The homie red.
Can you say,
what's your favorite?
Can you say shout out to Vosz's the school where the love of my life was.
Shout out to Vosos is the school where the love of my life works,
and I hope she has a blessed day.
Aw.
You're going to have a blessed day because she's yours, right?
Yeah.
Every day is a blessing with her.
Every day is a blessing.
And you're missing her right now, right?
I miss her so much.
You know, and you're always thinking of her?
Always.
Oh, stop, actually.
And you can't breathe when she's not around?
I was about to just say her name the whole time since 6 a.m.
What's her name?
I'm not saying that.
Oh, you forgot it?
Damn.
That's why.
Because then that could be like any girl, that could be to any girl then.
Damn.
Hey, shout out to babe.
Who's babe?
Yeah.
Am I baby?
She's babe, their babe?
I already said her school.
I don't want people enjoying her full.
That's enough.
Your beautiful wife.
We have a schedule program.
Yes.
Okay, you guys, I do got to get into this cheese man with GZ.
See, you guys.
If you remember, he did file for divorce after two years being married with Jenny.
And now sources are saying that, dude, after he's filing for divorce, they're still living in the same household.
And it's just so awkward.
Red is expensive.
I don't.
They live in a different text bracket
Yeah
Yeah, but it's just
It's really awkward
Because the only interaction that they have
It's like when they they pass by each other
Like at home
Oh, that's awkward
And you guys, they do have like a one year old daughter together too
So I know like that that's like
That's probably why
That balance of like
Okay like we are divorcing but we have to keep it together
Like or keep it cool in front of the kid
But that whole living situation is just going to
I'm super awkward right now.
It's not.
And hopefully they have a big enough house where they can stay out of each other's way.
That's what I was thinking.
But especially if he filed for divorce and maybe it wasn't, no, no, I know.
But maybe Jeannie Mae wasn't aware or, like, got shocked by it.
There's going to be a lot of tension in their life.
It's going to be silent, but the air is going to be thick, you know.
There's a lot of slamming doors, slamming cupboards, slamming fridges, slamming microwaves, all of that.
Like, just like you see her playing with the kid or him playing with the kid.
just the other ones looking straight the other way or only they're both only talking to the kid
yes it just like I know we can all see that vibe yeah happened this literally happened to my parents
for about six months when they were getting a divorce they still live together oh my god
six months ever so much tension yes my parents throwing pillows at each other like they're just throwing
pillows and then it's like oh they're not joking anymore like it's not funny and then um my dad sleeping
in my in my room on my couch like because he's like wait you're
You had a couch in your room?
Dang, you, where in the bedroom?
Everybody didn't have a...
No.
Okay, well, it was like from IKEA.
It was like, you know, because I had like a bunk bed.
It's like I had like a high bed and then under it was like a little couch bed.
No?
No, I know what you're talking about.
Anyway, yeah.
My struggle is real.
I slept on the couch in the living room, dog, because I ain't had a room.
Yeah.
I had to share a room with my four sisters, so.
I have to see my brother make out with his girlfriend.
Whoa.
You said that with a smile.
Yeah.
No, but just back to the...
Yeah, back to the...
Touch your butt.
It was so much tension.
And honestly, when my mom finally moved out, it was a sigh of relief.
Like, oh, no more tension in this household.
So, honestly, I would...
I know GZ, you know, doesn't listen to me.
But I would say, man, you guys got to dip out.
You guys got to separate.
It's like a band-aid.
Rip it off.
Because what you're thinking is that this is for the best of the baby.
Yeah.
Like, at least have us both in the home.
But like you just heard Vic,
and this is Vic kind of being an older person and very weird.
Like,
oh,
something's happening.
But even babies can sense energy.
Oh,
yeah,
they can.
And that can really affect them too.
That's funny.
My sister was around the same age.
She was like one.
Yeah.
So it's like almost exact same scenario.
Yeah,
it is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's why she walks a little trick,
uh,
huh?
Yes, exactly.
And so she's angry at the world.
child Vanessa I love you girl
I love you buddy
yeah
yeah because I was also
I was also thinking you know how like you said
Leti let you that Gini like she didn't even expect
that this was gonna happen
so I'm just thinking like she's in the household
she's seeing Jeezy go out and all that stuff
and she's just trying her best
to like see like oh hi babe
or like just trying to
because she's still fighting it up
or trying to talk and he's like no
is that we're done like we're doing
so that's even more hurtful for her
or to even just move on because she's still trying to like mend this trying to work this out like
she doesn't want this divorce to happen and she probably has some hope in her heart for sure
since they're still living in the same house like oh like maybe something can happen yeah i can fix it
like well maybe if i do this maybe if i greet him this way maybe doing things like that
how how uncomfortable the house gets when like you're in a fight with your man or your girl
yeah now you're in a whole divorce what you're mad or your girl yeah yeah that's the
and if jeannie's trying she's probably cooking up some mean dishes right now like
Exactly.
Like everything he wants,
Mm-hmm.
Like everything he ever liked or he liked.
Would you like?
I don't know what she calls him.
What did you call him?
Mr.
Jeezy?
How does Jeannie address Jeezy?
Babe.
Like that.
Snowman?
No, not anymore.
No, not anymore.
Now it has to be like professional.
Like Mr. Snowman.
No.
Mr. 17 and 5?
I don't know.
Now, but Gizi, I mean, Gizi still has his wedding ring on you guys.
So I don't know.
Maybe.
Who knows?
Maybe he hasn't given up either.
Yeah, and maybe he's just pretending to be mad.
Who knows?
He filed for divorce.
I don't know.
You can on file.
Yeah, exactly.
Or you can, the only, I think the only celebrity that I saw in quote, like,
correct me if I'm wrong, would be when Vanessa filed for divorce from Kobe.
True.
And then they ended up getting back together.
And that worked.
Yes.
Whatever.
It's kind of like, I have to show you that I'm having the last straw if you don't change.
Yeah.
Right?
And if it takes me to do this.
then it takes me to do that.
At least it worked in that situation.
For him to still wear his ring,
a lot of times fools are ready.
That's the first thing you take out.
While they're married to take it off.
Yeah, but he's been seeing with it.
So who knows?
Who knows, you guys?
Yeah, maybe they're working on it.
That's what I think so.
And then maybe if he was actually met
about the whole rumor going around
that Jeannie was had like an affair with Mario,
it's false, you guys.
Apparently that did not happen.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It was a huge rumor.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Not our Mario.
No, Mario Lopez, you guys.
Mario Lopez.
He doesn't have the time.
Hold on.
The way that's like singing into Angie's singing at Angie and Angie mesmerized.
Not that Mario.
Oh, no, no, not that Mario Lopez, guys.
There was a huge rumor that apparently because that G.C. filed for divorce because apparently
Jeannie had an affair with Mario.
But that's all life.
She was sending crazy text.
That did not happen.
Yeah.
It was supposedly there was six.
It was all, again, sources from TMZ.
She gets so nervous talking about Mario Lopez.
She's like, can I talk about him or not?
You know what?
You know why?
Because it feels like he's everywhere.
He's at the gas station.
He's watching.
Yes.
No, it's because we want him to come into Power 106 for an interview.
I did.
And then I just ruined it.
I'm sorry, Mario, but.
Yeah.
Shut up.
I'm tired of the Mario Lopez one-way communication.
I got into my hotel room and then it's just like,
Mario Lopez, this is Hollywood's best movie.
On the TV.
You hate that you're not Mario.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's my goal in life.
He probably has game unlike you.
All right, thank you.
That's it for Zombrasada.
Brat to you by your local Southern California Toyota dealers.
I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings.
I'm Power 106.
Yes, and keep it here because, well.
Keep it here because, uh.
Can I talk to SciFi?
Can you put SciFi on the phone please?
He has the mic right in front of them.
Hey, SciFi.
Hey, good morning.
Morning.
You got to talk into the mic.
If I would, is it?
You just hate me or is it just like, what's going on?
You just hear me talking and you're like, she needs to shut up.
Let me just.
Hit this drop real quick.
Oh, you don't answer.
He's just shaking his head.
He's just shaking his head.
Oh, he doesn't know where in radio, right?
I know the exact look he has on his face.
Yeah.
Did he just drink water?
No.
He has a gallon of water.
He's really bad right now, actually.
Every time he's under pressure.
All right.
Check this out.
Hey, you guys, Donald Trump is going to be out here.
out here we're in
Vegas really
No, oh true
True, true
Los Angeles
Yes
Angie and I think he's going
to your side of town
I knew it
Costa Mesa huh
How do you know this information
How do you know that
You're on the email
Actually Anaheim
Anna crime?
Yeah
he's gonna be in Anaheim
for a state convention
So just get ready
Angie to be all in your little
Ooh Poppy Trump
I'm gonna go get in some
Yeah you're right
And I hear there's an air
There's an airship
show that goes on in the OC, right, Angie?
I haven't seen it.
Not in Sanana, that's for sure.
There's literally, I think it's for three days, like this air show that goes on.
Oh, I haven't seen it.
I don't look up in the sky.
Just go on, letty.
There's an air show that goes on.
Oh, my gosh.
There's an air show that goes on, and it's the Huntington Beach air show.
No, Angie, nothing?
She don't look up in the sky.
I've been to it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You've been to it.
How do they have.
Or Angie, it's okay to talk about your affiliations, okay?
What are you talking about?
Everyone knows you're a Republican.
Eric Papi Trump hasn't given me any checks since, what, 2020?
All right, so apparently this goes on and it's starting today, the city's annual air show.
And I believe that Trump is also going to let his jet fly over.
This is like, this is a lot.
Yeah.
Dude, and he's doing it in Huntington Beach.
Like, he knows.
I was thinking like a fighter jet.
No.
Oh.
I was like,
yeah.
They're never taking it to jail.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's cool.
Angie,
you've never seen the,
the planes fly over all crazy?
No,
I haven't.
Is Huntington Beach far from you or close to?
No,
it's like 15, 20 minutes.
Yeah.
That's close.
Yeah,
it's super close,
but I haven't.
The sand,
the witch,
I ate.
Oh, no,
that sand was from Newportful.
Oh.
All right,
so Trump is going to be
at the Anaheim Convention Center.
Yeah.
And the air show.
His plane is going to fly over.
So he's going to spend
a whole,
His Trump Force One.
Trump Force One.
Stop saying it sounds cool.
I'm mad about it.
I'm mad about it.
You know, more and more he looks like Mr. Evil.
He reminds me.
Or Dr. Evil?
It just feels very Dr. Evil.
Well, yeah, like, who has a fighter player?
Yeah.
But it's like, you're so cool.
But, ah.
President Trump's private Boeing 757 jet nickname Trump Force One will participate in the
Huntington Beach Pacific Air Show on Friday today.
So get ready, Andrew.
Get your little camera phone now.
Get your Trump flag.
Oh my God.
Yeah, I'm going to hit up my cousin since they live over there.
Hey, Jose, I want to talk to you real quick.
What are you doing over there?
What do you mean?
What were you doing?
What are you doing?
A Republican air show.
I'm actually from San Ana.
No, you're not.
We do not claim you.
I was born in the same hospital.
Yeah.
Wow.
Really?
It's true.
Yeah.
Oh, are you?
He's been looking for you.
Jose comes to us from Oregon.
And before Oregon, he was.
Before Oregon, he went to Santa Ana, or he lived in Santa Ana.
And so you would go, you would go to the air show.
Yeah, my dad, he even had, like, films of it.
Like, he had it recorded.
Nice.
Wow.
I don't know if it's always been in those films.
I don't know if it's always been in Huntington.
But, yeah, we used to go all the time.
Yeah, so do you think Angie's lying if you were from Santa Ana and you saw the air show
and she's saying she's never seen it?
She's a liar.
No, I would go to her even a liar.
That girl's a liar.
I go to Huntington Beach for the bars.
Main Street.
Bam, bam.
Find me there.
I'm Louis.
All right.
Power 106, L.A.'s number one for hip-hop.
We're Brownback.
Letty.
I'm Vic.
And we have the homegirl.
Tiffany.
Happy!
Yeah.
It's cool to have you for any reason,
whether it be movies, stand-up,
but it's dope that we have a song to play.
Right.
Tiffany and Lil John.
Tell me how that came together.
So I teamed up with this guy, Bagats, he's a writer and a dope-ass producer and someone I love to work with it.
And we've been making songs for years that I put in my movies, my TV shows, and like anything that I'm producing.
If you don't see me in it, if I'm producing on it, my stamp is in there, my music's in there.
Like, all my specials, like, the one I got the Grammy for.
I did the music for that, like, and I did that with Just Blaze.
I love music.
And most comedians, we love music.
Everybody's not capable, though.
But it's all in the timing.
It's all in, like, putting the right people around you and creating something awesome.
And, like, the strike happened, and I had all this, all this music that I wanted to put in all these things.
And I'm like, well, is this ever going to happen?
Well, you know what?
I'm just going to drop it.
I'll shoot little music videos, make my own little short films.
How about that?
Good time to pivot.
Like, all right, we're doing that there?
Boom, come on.
I'm all about the pivot.
I love that too.
And when I'm pivoting, best believe, I'm pivoting in multiple.
direction.
Yeah, I could have been a football player.
I'll juke the hell out this business.
You know what I love that you do?
And that makes me, like, I was watching you garden.
Oh, I love gardening.
And I feel like that there's, each of us has to have our own form of therapy and just
the care that it takes to garden.
But my dad, he can, like, tell what, what fruit is growing based on how a leaf smells.
Yeah, I can too.
So my grandma used to, like, grow all these different fruit trees and different, like,
tomatoes, onions, bell peppers.
all this stuff. And my mom used to grow a lot of stuff. She used to grow like marigolds and pretty
roses and like grow like those little berries. What's some berries things called with, they're not
berries. Comquots. Comquots. Yeah, a lot of comquoise trees, man. We're all the Comquart trees. I was
just walking through the hood of the day like, hey, where is my food supply at? Because we were
in people's yards eating their comquoise. They oranges, lemons. Like there's always food in the hood.
You just got to know who got the fruit. You got it. Who got the pumpkin.
grandma grandads who got the like like and so and we used to swap food all the time and I thought it was so cool that like my mom my grandma knew like everybody in the neighborhood and they would like share food and stuff yeah and it just felt like magic to me like seeing this little bitty seed little black seed little white seed little brown seed and you drop it in the dirt on top of it water it and then it's like bam you got food in three to four months that part like and I just thought that was magic and so when I got into junior high school I'd start taking whole
the culture so I know how to like do a sprinkler system I know how to like
kill I know how to do irrigation all of that I did my I did my own irrigation on half of my
thing like my god my guy or hey my guy you take care of all my properties and I love you for
that you always show up I love you for that man but like he he laid down the big stuff and
then I'm like oh I'm going to put this here I'm put this here so I do all the other stuff
yeah we work very well together yeah yeah it's so funny he'd be like oh you did
I'm like, yeah, but you got to get rid of this.
Like, he's like, you should get a composter, so I got the composter.
Well, he didn't say like, you should get a composter.
He said it in Spanish, and I was like, you're right.
Yeah, he always talked to me in Spanish.
I'm like, you know you could talk to me in English, right?
He's like, no.
I love how you just embody Los Angeles so much.
Like you moved around a lot so you know every single part.
I do.
Oh, like a Pomona Colton.
Yes.
Like Palmdale, Lancaster.
I know, you know, there's no, like, parking in a hot,
And like, I know you know all the parts of, you know what I'm saying?
What's up with that?
It used to be parking in the 1900s.
Now everybody went to my permit.
They're trying to track us, man.
Tell me about how much, like, L.A. has changed, like, over, especially, like, in particular, the Crenshaw area.
Like, it's starting to change so much.
Crenshaw has changed tremendously.
First of all, you used to could park on Crenshaw.
You can't do that no more.
And, like, oh, man, and the murals, it's not as much graffiti.
There's so much construction happening on Crenshaw.
Hey, the bus, though, it's still crazy.
I'm surprised there's not pictures of that.
You still get on the bus?
I be getting on the bus.
So sometimes, like, I stay right off of crunch shops, right?
And sometimes I get, like, bored.
And I'd be like, I could go to this celebrity's house.
I could go over here.
Like, or I could just have an adventure.
And I will walk down to the bus stop, get on the bus, sit at the back of the bus, just like I did when I was in high school.
And ride crunch shop all the way to the beach because you know it goes all the way to the beach.
And then I'll ride all the way back.
And I just love how the demographics have changed so much.
I love it and I kind of hate it.
But let's be honest.
Police show up way faster now.
Then that's my way of talking about gentrification.
But I love taking that ride and just seeing how everything changed.
And it was funny, I got on the bus the other day.
And I probably shouldn't have been on a bus and I probably should have had security with me.
But I just, I was just like, I'm going to see what happens.
If something crazy happens, it'll go viral.
It'll be great.
Yeah.
It's story to tell.
And nothing really crazy happens.
And I just watched these kids though come out of school just seeing how like the kids even communicated with each other
How they were talking to each other and I'm like are you guys in high school? Y'all being PC?
What do they do that? What are they putting in these kids food? And then I watched they clone Tyrone and I was like well and they all was eating hot Cheetos
Yeah, and then I watched that movie. I was like that was good
The Hot Cheetos movie. Yeah
Did these kids have an Edgar cut you know what Edgar cut is?
Edgar cut? Yeah, it's like a lineup, but it's like a lineup, but it's like
bangs. Yeah, those was on the bus. And I was like, dang, somebody. So we call them all
Edgars. That's an eggers. That's some bold cuts. Yeah. That's your mama put the bone on your head and just
cut all the way around. They wear that. They wear MCM backpacks. I don't know how they get them.
Yeah, they still kind of like converters. It's the whole thing. But the MCM backpacks, they sell those
downtown. And you get for like $35. Yeah. I don't have one. Yeah. Or so I heard. Or so I heard.
I don't have one. But I just, I saw it. Tiffany, you made me so
jealous when you did the weather on KTLA.
Okay, first of all, I want to say thank you for saying that to me
because that's the first step to healing from jealousy.
It's to admit that you're jealous.
Okay, that's the first step to healing from that.
Thank you.
Because jealousy don't hurt me.
It hurts you.
It don't hurt me.
Some people was being mean, you know, because they're jealous.
They're like, dang, I always wanted to be the weather girl while she gets to.
That was so cool.
And I'm like, hey, that was not planned.
I was supposed to just be giving a trophy
to the person that won the comedy contest
and they was like, we're getting ready to do the weather
and I was like, I would love to do the weather.
I always wanted to be a weather girl.
That's something I always dreamed to do.
And I was like, you really want to do it?
I was like, yeah.
And then I've always wanted to make your dreams come true.
I'm like weird.
You don't know me.
But okay, lady, make my dreams come true.
Let's do it.
What did you mean by that?
What are you going to do?
And then I was like, I wasn't expecting that.
I was expecting it to be like, you know,
like a green screen.
And then like I'm reading the stuff off.
the teleprompter, but there was no prompter.
They just, she just was pushing the button on the side and they're coming up on the LED screen
and say, this is it.
So I'm looking, I can see me in the camera.
So I'm looking and I'm like, where are the words?
There's no words.
Oh, they just want me to make up stuff.
So I'll just start making up stuff.
It was so much fun.
I want to do the weather in every city I go to.
Oh, that was so far.
I would love to do that.
Tiffany Haddish, Weather Girl Tour.
Shee.
No, I'm a woman now because I had a bot mitzvah.
Tiffany Haddish, Weather Woman Tour.
Yeah.
I love that.
Okay, so because of that, I ended up being able to do the weather on KTLA.
See?
But see, my jealousy got me somewhere.
Yeah, but see, you turned to jealousy to actual goals.
Yeah.
Yes.
You were my goals.
Take it away from jealousy and turn it into fuel to, like, let me do that too.
Because if I can do it, anybody can do.
You did incredible.
Because when you walk one way, you're really going another way on the screen and all of that.
It's a trip.
Yeah, it is.
They got it down.
They do.
They do.
I'm like, this lady must put our clothes.
on backwards every day because there's no way.
How do you find the time though? Because we're talking about
it seems like very easy
to say, I got this, I got that, I got music,
books, I have movies,
I have stand-up tours, that takes
a lot out of you, Tiff. And then you also
have time to date. I do be dating.
See?
You got to make time for the meetings.
Tell me how do you like even balance that out?
Because a lot of time, girls that have
careers, Tiff, are like, no, we can't, we got to pick one.
You might just could only do a little bit
Of everything.
A little bit of everything.
These men, they be won a lot of time because they like kids.
But you tell them, look, we're going to have fun the next time I see you.
Next time we have playtime.
Time for you to go home now.
We'll have another play date, another day, and they'll be laughing just like that.
To me.
I can't believe.
What do you mean I have to go home?
You got to say it like that, yo.
But I'll see you.
All right, what day, what day, what day, what day you want to play again?
Let's put it in the calendar now.
You need him back?
Yeah, like, yeah, when are you coming back?
Can you call me when you out of town?
Like, no, I got to call a few people.
I mean, I'll get to you if I get to you.
If you pop up on my mind, I'll hit you up.
I love it.
Like, but, I mean, I enjoy it.
It's scheduling.
It's about, like, you know, planning.
Understanding.
And actually showing up and executing all those things.
Like, you know, I like to think of myself as pretty reliable.
I might make mistakes here and there.
I mean, I ain't perfect.
I'm a human being.
But if I say, I'm going to show up, I'm going to show up.
I might be a little late because I was born late.
I was born two weeks late, so I might be 30 to 15 minutes late, but I will show up.
Did you used to get in trouble for talking a lot in class?
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
That's all ended up doing comedy.
You were entertaining, I feel.
I'm an entertainer.
Like, it's so funny, I was debating this with somebody the other day.
It was like, you're a comedian.
That's it.
I said, no, I am an entertainer.
Yes.
I'm not, you'll never hear me say, I'm the funniest.
You never hear me say I'm the most talented.
You might hear me say I'm a goat.
and that's because I'll be
doing a goat style.
That's how you keep the guy
coming back.
When you come back?
You want to make it fun.
Because if they laugh and when they do it
it's like it's stay a little longer.
But if it's
But sometimes it don't
and that's how you know he don't have a really good sense
of humor and he might be very sensitive
Because some men can't handle you laughing or cracking jokes if they butt naked because they got low self-esteem.
Yeah. And then that's when I'll be like, oh, it was nice knowing you.
No more play dates.
You totally hear the song about that.
Oh, we're ready.
You totally seem like the fun auntie.
Like, especially since you're in.
I'm an auntie now because I'm 40.
No, because you're in all the kids movies.
Oh, you're right.
Secret Life of Pets.
You're in Lego.
Yeah.
I forgot about that.
Yeah.
Like, those are like, those are my sons.
I apologize for things that I've been talking about.
If your kids are listening to talk about.
Yes. So you're in all these kids movies.
Like, tell me about like relationship with like nieces and nephews or like friends kids.
Like, you know, when you come around, like you just seem like a ball.
I am a ball of energy and I am a good time.
And I have nieces.
I got nephews.
But also I have a lot of Godchildren.
And then I have like all these foster kids that I work with too.
So like, and I'm all about like, it's funny because the kids, they,
really respect me.
They like, father,
be fair my one friend's like,
why when you come over,
the kids do everything you say to do?
When I say to do something,
they look at me crazy.
I say,
because you with them every day.
And I give them a crazy eye.
It's time to sit down now.
Okay, we're going to play a game.
It's called sit down,
don't say nothing.
Winter gets $100.
And they want to play.
And they want to play.
And then they sit down and don't say nothing.
They start doing body language stuff or whatever,
and I'll just be acting like I'm a statue.
They'd be like, Tiffany,
because I'm not giving them my $100.
No, no.
They're just going to spend that on.
I wanted to talk to you about this because Nipsey's a close family friend of mine.
My husband works closely with him and Black Sam, and you're Eritrean heritage.
I know he was so proud of that.
I know there is a community of Eretriens here.
I know there's a church.
They held a memorial service once he passed.
It's such a beautiful culture to stay tapped into that, especially knowing you're in a system that tries to remove you from your own culture, you know?
Talk to me about that.
But, yeah, it's not easy to stand, like, tapped in.
because there's so many forces where like as air trade has it's a brand new country it just i think it
just turned 31 32 so it's really young it's out of all the countries in the whole i world is one of the
youngest and um they have their they were worn toward it was it was a huge war that went on for
over 30 years till they got their independence and i just want to be a conduit of like joy but also
i'm just being obedient to my father though my father like before he passed and stuff
And when he saw him like all the things that I had been doing and he was like, look, I'm so proud of you and you did all this regardless of me.
But he's like, I don't want to ask you to do a lot for me because I didn't get to do a lot for you while you were growing up.
But if you could just make sure people know that Eritrea exists.
Wow.
Make sure you represent the people.
And he's like, everybody's not going to like you, but it's going to be a lot of people that love you and they're going to try to tell you what to do.
He said, but just listen to your instincts.
Always listen to your instincts, Tiffany.
And even when you wrong, you're right.
He said, even when you wrong, you're right, because you always learn from your mistakes.
He said, that's one thing I know about you.
I've seen you.
He's like, because we got 11 years together before he passed.
And he's watched me go through a really, like, tumultuous relationship and marriage.
And like, just trying to figure my way out and trying to navigate this.
It's a man's world.
Like comedy, stand-up comedy, that's a man's game.
And to, like, figure out how to navigate.
that and still and be me like because at first I was trying to be like tomboyish I would dress like a boy like maybe they'll listen to me more if I do it like this I do this I wear the hats and like you know don't put no makeup on don't be pretty and I'll never forget this lady came up to me and she was like girl you a pretty girl and you come up here looking like that that's not who you are I saw you at the party last week that's not how you dress when you come on stage come on stage your best always be use your femininity use that that's a power it is not a weakness
It is a power.
So put on your heels, put your little belly out.
While you got a little belly, because it ain't going to last forever.
And she's like, and don't be afraid to smile.
Don't be afraid to be happy.
And you need to be you.
And I was like, I don't know what she talked about.
And then I was at the Laugh Factory and I was doing a set in the owner of Laugh Factory
telling me, buddy, you can't do this.
You need to do that.
You need to do.
Don't do this.
Don't do that.
And then Bob Sagga came up to me.
He said, don't you change.
No, you be your sub.
The only white man that's ever said to me.
Be yourself. Don't worry about what any of these mothers say. If that make you feel good, do it. If it feels right with you, that's what you need to do.
Come on. Be you. Don't worry if nobody gets it. Don't worry if they, they say there's no space for you. There's nothing. The space will open up. Just continue to be you.
Dang. And he's been like my bed. Like he was not like when he passed out of my heart. It was like, I felt like God was like, let's see how strong you are.
Your dog, your grandma, your mentors.
Now you give you a D-U-R!
Oh, you still standing?
Oh, okay, okay.
All right.
But then, no, no, there's some other stuff that happened.
I'm not going to put it all out there.
Wow.
And you're still here.
And I'm still here.
I'm still here.
I'm still here.
I'm still here.
Because none of that is, I mean, the deaths are really bad.
That's really, really hard.
Yeah, and I'm working on, like, so in this comedy tour that I'm doing,
I'm working my way up to doing this special, right?
And I want the special to be about how I deal with grief and how I see other people deal with grief and how it is something that every single human goes through.
Like they say every human is going to go through puberty.
But some people don't look like they ever went through it.
But what they will go through is grief.
You guarantee to lose somebody or something that you valued or loved.
And they don't teach you how to handle that.
At all.
They don't teach you how to handle that.
And I think sometimes, sometimes I think that keeps certain communities in that state of grace.
grief and in that state of hurt
so that they can make money off of the
drugs they tell you that's going to make you feel better
but really it don't make you feel better
but you know what do make you feel better? Going to the park
being around people that you
actually care about like
just getting dirty and remember when you
was a kid or you should just play in the dirt?
Why we don't do that?
Y'all play soccer and football y'all get dirty
but women like we should be able
to get dirty.
That's what I'm saying. Gardening is important for that.
I'm about to make a mud pot.
I think in gardening.
You're like, no, we're going in.
No, no, I'll be gardening.
I'll be pulling weeds.
And sometimes I get the dudes, a lot of times I get the dudes to pull weeds too.
But, yeah, they're trying to get in my secret garden.
You're so cute.
I love you.
Men will do anything for you, too.
If they want a piece, they'll do anything.
I was considering running a marathon a couple months ago for this girl.
She runs marathons.
I'm like, I think I got a 5K in me, you know?
Yeah.
I can't run a mile.
I'm just like, maybe.
I'm talking to these guys.
They're like, yeah, you know, I always wanted to do comedy.
My friends say I'm funny.
Maybe I could do some comedy too.
I'm like, do you really want to do comedy or you're just trying to spend more time with me.
If you're just trying to spend more time, let's set up a play date.
We can go to the arboretum, bro.
Tiffany, what's your type?
A human.
Oh, Tiffany.
Yeah, yeah.
With an EIN number.
I love small business owners.
Okay.
If you don't know what an EIN number is, I don't even talk to me.
Don't even come at me.
And I feel like at this point in life, I'm probably about two ways to like just saying,
forget messing with humans and I'm just going to sleep with aliens.
And they're here.
They're here.
Might as well.
They probably can read my mind.
Probably can heal me from any illness.
Shoot, they was able to get here.
Yep.
Maybe they can make my Tesla just float over all this traffic here in LA.
That would be nice.
Yeah, I feel like aliens would be dope too.
I'm sorry, wait.
And now I'm going to make a song about alien men.
I don't want no boys
I want a man
I want an alien man with an E-I-U number
A small business owner
Alien man
I love it
And by alien man you don't mean like Jose
Nah I don't mean like
Is that still human
I want non-human
The U.S. calls us aliens
Yeah
The F the U.S. on that one
You guys are humans
Humans that come from another country
And as far as I'm concerned
More than welcome to be here
I feel like if you can get here
be here, like, I'm trying to figure out how to get out. I'll get some diplomatic community.
Yeah, again. Yeah. Come on. I don't know. When you see the world, like, you really realize, like,
America's great and everything, and people come here to live out their dreams, but the real dream is
being able to afford to see all the things that got made. Yeah. Getting to see, like, all the
things, all the awesome creative things that humans have done. And I think everybody, every single
human being, if you find out where you're from, if you know where you're from, your parents are
are from goldier experience it have that unique life is about having experiences Tiffany you said
that you had a Bob Mitzvah recently a few years ago oh okay how was that pre-pandemic right before the
pandemic how was that tell me about it was off the chain I never felt so much love it was so much
love in the room like the best part about that to me was there was people there that hate my
goods they hate my good they they literally try to figure out how can they destroy like I
I think they sit up all day.
They go, how can I destroy Tiffany Haddish?
What can I do to hurt her?
Right?
And they're not very successful at it.
And what's funny is they were there and they could feel of love too.
And they was the only person crying.
Damn.
And like the people that were crying are like sitting in the corner of soaking.
And I'm like, oh, yeah, because you owe me money.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I won't do your project because I know you fake.
Yeah.
Yeah, you talked about me.
But look at this.
I packed it out.
It was over 300 people.
Press came to my party.
To my bat mitzvah, to my coming into womanhood.
The first time I remember, and I'm sorry to, like, it just hit me.
Beyonce's mom was throwing a gala.
It was on the Lion King moves, and there was, like, auctions for rich.
I didn't, I don't know why I was there.
I'm like, I don't belong here.
But they were, like, auctioning earrings and paintings.
You were, like, bidding, and I'm like, damn, she got money.
I was like, this is crazy.
But in those moments where, like, you see Steve Harvey, his wife wanted some earrings,
and, like, they were, like, $5 trillion, butillion dollars.
And he's like, all right, take it.
You're in those rooms and you're like, what is going on?
Because I know inside it's still Tiffany.
Yeah, remember I was helping with the auction.
So I would like be like, yeah, I want to bid.
And then somebody would have to be.
To boost it up.
Because girl, if they would have been like, you need to mind, I'm like, oh, well, what
had happy was.
Can I do a payment plan because I just went on this little apartment building in
Englewood and I'm not out of house these kids.
So what had happened was?
Like so.
But did you see, do you remember that I auctioned off one of my paintings?
And it's sold for like, what, 14,000?
And you were tripping that it sold.
I couldn't believe it.
14 bands?
Because it cost me $25 to do it.
What the hell?
Who do you buy in a lot?
Did that make you go home and want to paint some more?
Oh, I've been painting like crazy.
I've been painting like crazy.
I've been making NFTs out of it.
I got an artist pseudonym.
People got to figure that out.
Who did it?
And I figure out my artist's pseudo, my painting artist pseudonym.
I love that.
Yeah.
Tiffany, you don't get to.
choose I you don't get to choose what you become an example of you know everything that's
happening in your life you either like a victim or a survivor of that and what you've went through
and what you represent it's trippy to me like I know you do a lot with foster youth and I'm sure
that that's going to be what the what they look up to for years to come for generations to come
you are an incredible talent you already know that and I feel like you've known since you were a
little girl that that's you and you're going to be something hear people laugh and see you know
what I'm saying I just want joy around me it's like it's so much
hurt. Like I just want joy around me. And the only way you don't get that is if you give it.
Yeah. It's so many people want, I just want to be happy. You don't make me happy. You're, nobody's
going to make you happy until you make you happy. And I can't worry about what you think or you think
or anybody over there thinks because I look at me every day. Now, you could look at me every day and
I appreciate it. Yeah. Because that means I'm making some money. Go for it. I appreciate you. Get the
views. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. There's a fans too. The only thing that makes me mad about
the whole thing is like my kids my foster
kids like that I work with they
they be calling me sometimes and they be so
mad about what people got to say
online and I'm like
stop reading that
they're like but that's not who you are
I know you they don't know you I'm gonna say this
I'm like don't say nothing because they're gonna attack
you and you don't need to be
attacked yeah you need to be cared for
I'm strong enough for this
my mama built me for this
my community built me for this
I'm built to take all
I'm a human still.
Things might hurt if it's somebody I really admire or something,
but I'll get over it really fast because can't nobody hurt me more than my mama did.
Can't nobody hurt me more than that.
That was my first love.
That was my God.
And can't nobody hurt me more than that.
So y'all can keep talking about me and make me trend and all that.
That's great.
I will go ahead and monetize your videos that have my name on it.
You're using my content.
I will be monetizing your ass.
Tiffany Hattish.
We're going to get paid.
Inside Brownback Mornings, man.
Thank you so much for your coverage.
And we got to run that single.
Can you introduce the song?
Have you ever wanted to be a DJ?
Yes.
What's up, y'all?
It's your girl Tiffany Hattish here on Brownback Morning.
And you're about to hear my new single.
Party to the Club Close featuring Little John,
Favio Forin, and Baguettes.
And it's my song, y'all.
It's Tiffany Hadish music.
What?
She Ready Music.
Oh, did you know I had a record?
label and I'm the only person signed to it but we're not going to get into that.
Hopefully I get some investors and I can sign some more talent to it and show y'all
how to get this money but till then let's party to the club closed.
Yay!
Tiffany Edd is!
Roundbette!
Tiffany Edd is!
