Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep. 71 (10/04/23)

Episode Date: October 4, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Buenos days. Good morning. Shout out to our Dodgers for making it to October. Los Dangers!
Starting point is 00:00:12 I knew we could make it. But guess what? In December, Dodger Stadium is going to have a whole new vibe. All right. Coming December 6th to December 10th, Dodger Stadium is going to turn into a golf course, you guys. Let's go. Okay. The L.A. Dodgers announced yesterday that Upper Debt Golf.
Starting point is 00:00:30 A one-of-a-kind participatory golf event will be at the stadium from those dates. You can sign up beginning November 7th. And make sure you sign up, because I already know that is going to set up. Oh, yeah. To play golf all around Dodger Stadium, it says you can swing from different levels
Starting point is 00:00:45 and pavilions of the stadium toward custom greens on the field below. They're going to have music, drinks. It's going to be cool beans. That's super dope. I'm going to hit a home run. I wonder if you could go even if you're not golfing. Just for the vibe.
Starting point is 00:00:57 Just for the vibe? Yeah. Like, yeah, like I don't even want to golf. I just want to be here. I want to watch everybody else golf. That's my thought because I've tried golfing many times and I realize that it's not for me. It isn't for you?
Starting point is 00:01:08 It's not tea time for you. Tea time. Imagine that was your alarm to get up to golf. Drake whispering in your ear. I feel like maybe that can help you because we tried golfing. We tried doing, what is it called? Top golf? Oh, for sure.
Starting point is 00:01:26 We suck. Yeah, I was really bad. Yeah. Oscar the Laoya audibly laughed at me. Yeah. He said, Ha! Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:33 Yeah. He did a whole swing around. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:39 When you just swing so hard that you turn back around. Yeah. A little spin. Everybody just has a laugh. Weelta. Yeah. Five.
Starting point is 00:01:47 It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. I thought it was a dance floor. We could go for the vibes. Yes. And they probably have nachos and stuff like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:55 Awesome. And a $32 dollar me chilaas. that are amazing. and worth it, right? See, my thing is like, imagine you go and you're going to have fun. Everybody else is going to suck too. Yes. I don't know, no, LA to be a golf place or I don't know, Dodger fans would be like, wow,
Starting point is 00:02:11 I play so well at golf. So we're good. We think mini golf equals where they're going to be the bomb. I know. No, that's not true. I've won in mini golf and I didn't win in top golf at all. But I want to practice because I don't want to, like, shame myself in front of Dodger Stadium. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:25 I feel like it'll be disrespectful. And last night I watched Happy Gilmore, and I think it's possible. That you can get better? Am I tripping or is like golfing like the new thing? Golfing is a new thing for very rich people. Oh, we're just seeing more rich people go to golf. Damn, I'm good.
Starting point is 00:02:41 Yeah, like a net-oh. Maybe that's what it is. No, honestly, I think it's gaining popularity. Like, there's like this little like page that followed me was like Mexicans for golfing. And it's like just. Yeah. And like a couple of my cousins like got into golfing recently. I'm like, okay.
Starting point is 00:02:56 It's like, you know. It's a thing for sure. Yeah. I heard it is a little expensive though. Yeah, it is expensive. Like the prices add up because there's like membership. Membership fees. You got to get your clubs.
Starting point is 00:03:06 You got to get this. You got to get that. I swear I've been invited to golf like five times this year. And I'm just like, this is weird. You said no all five times. I just said, yeah, I'll try. And did you love? Not having gone.
Starting point is 00:03:19 Well, the thing about golf is usually you like most serious golfers get up around this time to go play golf. I know. Right. Yeah. They like to play like before. Six in the morning. During that, my day. Before the sun comes out.
Starting point is 00:03:29 No, no. That's crazy. Okay, not going to lie though, I've always wanted to try it. Me too. But at night time. I think it depends. They have like a lake? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:38 That's been like my thing. And then you can see. I've always just wanted to dress golf. Oh. Like I wanted to dress it. Like I feel like if you dress the part. What would be the attire? Girls is like kind of like tennis.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Oh, okay. Yeah. It's like holler shirts. It's pretty cute. It's like. It's vibes. I want to drive the golf cart. Oh, can you check my phone?
Starting point is 00:03:55 Oh. Oh. And how do you say? What is this? And my plug? You're right? It's funny because there will be no fool that will be able to help you. Like, yeah, I think guys you're doing good.
Starting point is 00:04:08 Like, who's going to help us? Probably nobody. The people there are like, oh my God, look at it. And I hear they're doing it around different stadiums, different baseball stadiums. So it's like, they're probably just like, bro, another stadium where we just get to see baseball fans think they're. Yeah. They're good at this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:25 They think they're Tiger Woods. I think they start off in the Padre Stadium because they never make the playoffs. Oh my gosh. They can start off now. Exactly. It's already available. Yeah, it's already available. This is crazy.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Tea time, tea time, tea time. T-time. Simp or Pimp. B-I-M-P. Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip. Who's up for the Simp or Pimp? Today we got sexy red. She was in an interview recently and was a interview recently.
Starting point is 00:04:56 asked about her baby daddy and what she thought he needed to do to get him off the streets her baby daddy the one that she's always like free my baby yeah yeah has it been a lie this whole time she doesn't want him free i don't know this is what she said i want my baby daddy sitting in jail why because he's safer in there the streets ain't safe he used to be getting shootouts and stuff all kind of trouble so when he got locked up it set him down so her solution was to keep them locked up. Yeah, keep them locked up so that he'd say safety. Yeah, I mean, it sounds thoughtful, right?
Starting point is 00:05:31 Yeah. Kind of. In a way. Everything is always for your own good. Yeah. True. Okay, you don't want me to leave the house? Yeah, for your own good. Also, she has a super blossoming career and things are probably going to change.
Starting point is 00:05:44 Like, what do you mean you're going to do this? So that's the funny part. Where's up. Because after she was asked, okay, you're popping. You know, you got money. Like, would you, would you? take care of him and like allow him to kind of figure something out and be successful with what you're doing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:01 And don't live off my name. I guess he's going on about living our mom in. That's not that, but he might be inspired off what you got going and he wanted to do, right? No. Because y'all do got to kill together. No, I ain't with him to date. He ain't turning up. I'm jealous.
Starting point is 00:06:18 So I'm going to get a bread with him. I'm a hate on him if he turned up. So look. I'm a hate on him. It's hard to hear. So what was she saying? She was saying that she's going to pretty much she doesn't want him living off her money. Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:33 One. Yeah. Two, she doesn't want him banking off her fame and becoming successful. Yeah. Because she's going to end up hating on him. Yeah. So what the hell does she want? She wasn't going to sit.
Starting point is 00:06:44 She was a jail. Oh my God. I don't say no problem. You know what? I kind of get it. Because everything is fine right now for her. Everything's going good. her kid is probably good.
Starting point is 00:06:55 Yeah. Everything is fine. So she's like, as soon as he comes out, there's going to be like a wrench thrown in the situation and it's going to mess it up. Like restrictions, like you can't be doing this. You can't be, yeah. Him to her?
Starting point is 00:07:06 Yeah, I think so. No. No. He thinks that she's going to, he's going to live off her lifestyle because now they can go to the expensive places. Yeah. And there's girls there and he's there now because of her access.
Starting point is 00:07:19 Oh, okay. So he's saying like if I get money, I don't want it to be his money too. Yeah. Which is essentially what dudes do. Like when they want you to just be at home and then not ask about how much money they make because it's their money. They don't want you to get all, having any ideas. She don't have any ideas with my money.
Starting point is 00:07:33 That's how she feels. The funniest thing to me was just like the fact that she doesn't even want him to be successful off her career. He can't have her money or his own. Yeah. It's a real thing, you guys. She's a real thing. She's acting like the toxic dude. Dude.
Starting point is 00:07:49 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the tables have turned. Yeah. Yeah. How do you like it, guys?
Starting point is 00:07:53 I think it's unfair. I think the homie. Free the homie. Free the homie. I saw like a, I don't know if it was a study or report, but it says essentially more women want to be the hotter one in the relationship and more guys want to make the more money in the relationship.
Starting point is 00:08:08 Like they don't, they wouldn't like if their girl either made more money or made like really came up on some bread. And so that's similar. Like he, she's like, let me be, let me, let me be our us. Like you can sit down. Be my man. Have that be your, let that be your position in life.
Starting point is 00:08:23 My man. My man. And figure something out. Yeah. Mr. Sett. She's like Oprah and whoever Oprah's husband is or whatever. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Yeah. We don't hear about him making any money. We don't hear about having good nice dinners. And you know what's crazy is he's actually like a lawyer. Like he has a career. He said a name for himself, but he's not Oprah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:43 You know what? He probably had a career until Oprah was like, no. No more. No, he's still. I'm just telling you. He's still. I don't even know she was married. I don't think they're right.
Starting point is 00:08:53 It's a situation. I don't know why I really make credit it. You think Oprah hates on them? No, she makes more money so she doesn't hate on them. I just love that sexy's like, He's being kept. I'm going to hate on him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:05 At least she knows like she. At least she's being aware about him and honest. Damn. Is that super pimp that she wants her man to stay in jail so that he don't be outside? She wants to be broke. Oh, yeah. Like she just wants him to see it from afar. That's so crazy.
Starting point is 00:09:24 Yeah. Yeah. But it's weird too because like in other interviews and stuff like she sounds like she has a lot of love for him. Yeah. So it's not like she's there. Yeah. Not hate because he doesn't make money yet. Yes.
Starting point is 00:09:37 The hate comes later. She's always like free him. Yeah. But she doesn't want him free. Yeah. It's like. It's funny. I hope you can't see money.
Starting point is 00:09:45 But not that much. And it can't be my. neither she's a contradiction for sure I agree with her whole heart I'm sorry but like yeah I disagree with her because like she starts carrying him around and then he's gonna see oh look at all these other beautiful women that she's around and then he's gonna be using her money to to cater to these women it's a whole yeah and then they become a bum like no thing yeah and they're gonna be dating a bum that's gonna be relying on her like he's gonna ruin her whole vibe that's what they're at no they're asking him
Starting point is 00:10:21 they're asking her too like what if you inspire him to start making sure and no no no but then she's like no I don't want that either yeah she doesn't want she doesn't want any she wants him there be a stay at home she doesn't want him to come out and be a hustler not even stay at home yeah stay in jail yeah she don't want them successful that's crazy just stand there Don't be anything, just be. Hope you get some money, though. Then she's like looking for another baby daddy. Like, she has another one.
Starting point is 00:10:54 So she's going to rack him up. Damn. That's good. No, but like on a serious note, I had an ex that just hated how popping I was getting. And I was just like, dog, because I was, we both started out at like one point.
Starting point is 00:11:10 Yeah. This is Mango Street, by the way. Yeah. Ugh. I love all of. Montana except for those blocks. So we started off at the same, like on the come-up, and then I just kind of like shot up, and he was just still, like, a struggling, like, a dude that makes close.
Starting point is 00:11:26 And so, but I was, like, supportive of his dream. And I was like, dude, look at it this way. Like, if I get popping, like, maybe it can be the artist, maybe connect you, all that stuff, right? But he was just so mad, just so upset. Like, it would really get to him. And it would, like, it would hurt his ego. Yeah. So that's a real thing I'm assuming maybe sexy right doesn't want her ego hurt.
Starting point is 00:11:45 Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. That's wild. It's funny. Is it simple or is it pim? It's Pimp. It's Pimp.
Starting point is 00:11:52 Yeah. Like a kiddy? She's literally telling him stand there and look pretty. Don't do anything. Yeah. What even talk? Cuyalli. That's pretty.
Starting point is 00:12:01 That's probably where it came from. Yeah. One of you guys. That's crazy. All right. It's Pimp. It's Pimp. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:11 Pimp. PIP. You guys ready? Yeah. Scrolling with the homies You're not ready What? Come on that
Starting point is 00:12:20 Scrolling with the homo But you're supposed to say it with her Yeah We've talked about this, Vic You guys all didn't say it I just did You guys did not all just say it Stop trying to deflate
Starting point is 00:12:29 Angie you two I didn't say it You guys didn't say it I did only I said it I thought you meant like Are you guys ready To get into this But I
Starting point is 00:12:37 What's the conversation we had Yeah Like last week saying that We're gonna say it with Sierra Yes Okay Greg could have done it Are you ready?
Starting point is 00:12:47 I'm not ready. Are you guys ready? You're not going to do it? I'm ready. Yes. Okay. Scrolling with the homies. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:12:56 I had to hit it with the baritone. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. Okay. What's going on, Maximal? There's a new trend in town. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:13:04 And if you suffer from sleeplessness, I got a solution for it. Do I suffer from what? Sleeplessness? Yeah, me. Definitely. Me. Having trouble sleeping. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 00:13:13 I got you. That's creepy. Eat some pineapple. before bed. Researchers discovered pineapples increased melatonin markers in the body buy up to 266%.
Starting point is 00:13:24 Okay, huh? Hold on. Yeah, first I was scared. I thought we were inside saw, all of that. Yeah, that sounded like saw, but it also sounded like the guy that does the ads for five gum.
Starting point is 00:13:33 Yeah. It's a TikTok voice. It's a TikTok voice. I mean, do you get all mad when the regulars, the basics, don't understand TikTok's label. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:13:43 I thought it was soft. I'm aware of pop-coil. TikTok's here. Pineapples actually increase melatonin production way more than tart cherries. They're also extremely helpful for bloat and digestion. You can even use frozen pineapples to make a pineapple cinnamon tea after dinner. Okay, pineapples. Eat pineapples.
Starting point is 00:13:59 Eat pineapples. Before bed. How much percent? 166%. 200 and 66%. That's crazy. Man. Damn.
Starting point is 00:14:09 That's a lot. Yeah. So. I wonder if I'm going to go, Nate, Nate. Yeah. I mean. Because I take. I take melatonin.
Starting point is 00:14:16 I take melatonin gummies. Yeah, me too. What's the milligrams on that? I don't know, like five or something. I don't know. I don't know. It just says to take one. I take one.
Starting point is 00:14:27 I would take one. What's your dosage? I love pineapple pizza. So maybe I should eat pineapple pizza before bed every night. Please don't do that. No, that's a great idea. It'll probably put you to sleep, but then also when you wake up, a shr-r-time.
Starting point is 00:14:41 Yeah. No, it does not. Yeah. This theory on pineapple pizza. Pizza is crazy. Yeah. It is fire. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:47 No, before bed, dog. Pineapple pizza before bed? He did that in Vegas. I did. We're in line to get pizza and I was like, I'm going to get a pizza and he's like, I'll get the pineapple one. I'm like, what's wrong with you? Wow.
Starting point is 00:14:57 Did you sleep great? All right. Wow. Yeah. Okay. So, yes, guys, guys, I am for you eating pineapple before bed. Okay. I mean, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:15:08 If that happens, if my girl eats pineapple before bed, no, I'm. What? No, guys. Oh, freaky man. It's guys, not girls. That's what I said. You said if your girl. If I eat pineapple before bed.
Starting point is 00:15:21 Okay, because you said your girl. I think you worked for both. I think it works for both too. How do you know, Irene? I've just heard. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. It's crazy because I said eat pineapple before bed. Like, I wouldn't wake up because I'm allergic.
Starting point is 00:15:43 Oh. So, my, forever. I'm sorry, nothing. Let's just give me the dust. right? Oh my God. Can you stop bringing of death?
Starting point is 00:15:57 Irene, we're talking about something completely else. I know, I know, no. I'm just saying. I was talking about the other thing too, but then I had to change it. I feel like, yeah,
Starting point is 00:16:05 I feel like she just reflected and she did a really good job of it. All right. Tell me about the time. Tell me, tell me why it works on girls too. Because I don't think it works on girls. I heard that and avocado
Starting point is 00:16:17 works on girls. You heard that. No, you said you talked like you knew from experience. No, no. What are you eating before bed, Irene? I don't even know from experience because I would die. Irene, who really lives under a pineapple under the seat?
Starting point is 00:16:33 Well, you would die if you ate the pineapple. Yeah. But if someone else ate the pineapple, you wouldn't die. That's true. So what are you eating before bed, Irene? Who are you eating before bed, Irene? She got you. Can you just spit on me real quick?
Starting point is 00:16:52 No You have no permission To leave the show or leave this world Well Have you guys ever tried that Like the weird stuff that makes it like Ooh Supposedly yeah
Starting point is 00:17:06 Like a you know Pineapple shake Before bed or whatever A pineapple shake Wow Yeah just a hundred percent Pineapple Pineapple juice
Starting point is 00:17:14 You know what I'm saying Wake up in the middle of night Not big drinking doll Dull before Yeah She must have a Her face in her just like having a doll whip Don't hurt with
Starting point is 00:17:25 There we go Maximo are you I've never tried it But I'm going to the grocery store after this Oh my God To get sleeve At 10 a. Jesus
Starting point is 00:17:37 Maximo trying to get some afternoon delight Damn, not what your girls are at work Yay Power 106 LA's number one for hip hop Good morning Good morning On the way 715
Starting point is 00:17:49 We have your hookup We are taking you to not scary farm. Not gonna lie, it's getting scary in here. Maximo has like, how many, how many, how many, how many bites you have? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, dang, on his left hand. Because it was funny because he was, it wasn't funny. He's like, dude, I just got bit right now.
Starting point is 00:18:08 I'm like, damn, that means there's a mosquito in here. And he, that was just one arm. Then I just start seeing him scratching the other arm. And then, you know, like when you can have mosquitoes, the little ball starts popping up, like it starts swelling up. It's official. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. option here he looks like one of those things the little the paper that you can pop or like the
Starting point is 00:18:26 oh the wrapping yeah the wrapping bubble wrap his freaking arm looks like bubble wrap right now dog you have you have one that i see on the side that's really i have option here bro that mosquito ate you up that's a scary part yeah he had a long sleeve on but he like he rolled up his sleeves and that mosquito went in dog brown bag mornings 106 on instagram you have to see it i have yet to Like, I feel like this whole summer, you win on how much you've been bit and it's happening right in front of our eyes. That means that fool is still in here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Alive. Possibly. Alive. You just, it's a, it's, the girl ones are the ones that bite. The girl mosquitoes are the ones that bite. Of course. The tiny little ones. Yes.
Starting point is 00:19:06 Don't start. Don't start. What? Don't do that. Is that not what they do? The mosquitoes? Oh. The mosquitoes.
Starting point is 00:19:15 Mm-hmm. Well, there's a reason why they're into maximum and now you have nothing to suck. Ah, not anymore Wait, what? What? Are you saying that you have? What are you saying? What are you saying?
Starting point is 00:19:30 My symbol has been shot up. The ob got you, dog. You're still standing. And the girl is still in here. You just fed all her babies. I know. Because they drink blood to help with their babies. They all don't die.
Starting point is 00:19:46 Bro, I love every animal except mosquitoes. I know. Even cockroaches and rats? I'm okay. with them too. Yeah. I feel like God made every animal. Somebody else made mosquitoes.
Starting point is 00:19:55 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I believe it. You want blood. Bro. And you know what's crazy too? The whole studio is like in, in like black and black felt and stuff.
Starting point is 00:20:07 Yeah. So we can't even see it. Usually I'm good at spotting. Yeah. And I'm like a little mosquito detector. But no, no, no. No. Get ready.
Starting point is 00:20:14 Get ready. Because you're next to that full? I'm afraid for my life. Yeah. Wow. Okay. All right. See here, no there.
Starting point is 00:20:20 There's no there. There's no there. There's no. Just know that there's a mosquito in the studio. How it got up eight floors, I don't know. That means one of you folks carried it in here. It has to be Maximo. How?
Starting point is 00:20:28 It had to be from you. Either Maximo or Vic. Vic was like that. You're such a liar. I think it's Vic. Why would it be me? It had to be inside Maximo's hoodie from the valley. And he brought it all the way over here.
Starting point is 00:20:41 That's what we're not going to do, Hemet. Not going to do it. Where they're coming from, you did it. Don't you know I'm local and you said? No. There is more mosquitoes and hamlet than the valley. We're not talking about that right now. It was inside your hoodie.
Starting point is 00:20:56 Maybe you brought it. And how did I get inside your hoodie? Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Try to figure it out too. You're annoying. Sorry. This is what the mosquito wants.
Starting point is 00:21:07 I hope it bites you. It wants to tear us apart. It's a dividing conquer. This is a master plan. All right. Well, just shout out to every other animal and insect in the world except mosquitoes. We hope you have a worst day ever. Word on Rosecrans.
Starting point is 00:21:23 Word on Rosecrans. Blueface got sentenced to 24 to 60 months for a Las Vegas shooting, but he won't be going to jail. Okay, so look, Blueface Baby's the news again, but not for baby mama drama this time. This time is because last October, he shot a man named Contabious trailer outside of a strip club in Vegas after him and the man had some words, you know, and then. Yeah, I saw that have a video. on TMZ. Yeah, so basically it went back and forth, then he ended up taking out a firearm getting him. He luckily,
Starting point is 00:21:55 for both of them, he just grazed them. Because it could have been way worse for both parties, right? So, you know, they're both fine. But after he got sentenced, the man, Contabius had some harsh words for the judge because Blueface won't be serving jail time. So he's like, I'm sick of all
Starting point is 00:22:11 this. Listen to this. So first of all, I just want to start by saying, thank you, Judge. I'm just completely disappointed in this complete process, actually. I know people who get more time for stealing bubble gum, honestly. I know people who do more time for stealing TVs than they do for shooting somebody. I'm just completely disappointed in all it is. You guys are arguing semantics on can he come here to make money and say he doesn't deserve
Starting point is 00:22:35 to be here. He doesn't deserve to be out and walking around. He doesn't deserve any of that, honestly. But because he has a little bit of money and a little bit of a name, you guys are going to give him that. That's okay. So he was making a lot of sense. He made a lot of points.
Starting point is 00:22:47 That always trips me out. Like you kill someone. is like a good life but if you almost kill them not so much yeah like it's a trip like the the sentencing difference between like trying to shoot someone which is essentially attempted murder yeah and actually murder like the the only they say the only real victim is a passed away one because it's like that's the one that everyone feels sorry for and then that you think you the full extent of the law but unless that let's hope for that because there's deals that can be made and stuff that can happen within the whole system yeah But almost killing someone doesn't get you.
Starting point is 00:23:20 Yeah. And that's crazy because, like, April, his intention was still to like send me away. Pretty much. But Contabius, after making all that sense, he did some goofy stuff and, like, started posting a selfie and started, like, trolling blueface, like, while in the courtroom and stuff like that and online and all that. So that was kind of weird. I understand why he's mad, though, because that happened. What would you do if you got shot, dad? No, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:40 No, I get it. And blue faces. Don't you want to take a selfie with that mosquito? Oh, no. When we have it. Take his legs apart. Yeah, see? See?
Starting point is 00:23:50 And then Blueface is just rubbing it in. He dropped a song called Baby Mama Drama recently, and he pretty much admitted to doing what he got convicted of doing. Listen to this. I'm really in the street. Swabler, line it up. Still before the enemy. Run a fade in Balenci.
Starting point is 00:24:04 Yeah. Last week. On schoolyard. On school yard. Oh, my God. So he's just like saying, like, yeah, I did it. Yeah. I did it.
Starting point is 00:24:15 Get it? Like, it's just like, bro, we heard you the first time. You didn't have to keep saying it. That's like that Bobby Schmurter cut it. Yeah. No, literally. So, but yeah, Blue Face won't be serving jail time as long as he stays out of trouble for the next 24 to 60 months. All right.
Starting point is 00:24:28 He's serving jail time. Yeah. More likely. It said, like, he can be around firearms. And that's like one of the, like, big stipulations. So if he's caught with one, around one, then he's going to jail and serving the rest of that sentence. And so, yeah, we'll see. We'll see how that unfolds.
Starting point is 00:24:42 But look, Lil Yadi is getting cooked for his tag. tattoos online, okay? So last week, Lil Yadi was on top of the world. He had the song with J. Cole drop, the secret recipe, getting lots of praise and attention. And they said J. Cole gave him the verse of the year. But now he's getting cooked because someone posted a picture of Yadi with his shirt off, showing off his tattoos. And the world began chiming in and cooking him online. So much so that he had to post this meme and just realize it.
Starting point is 00:25:11 Hang on line, I'm getting cooked. You gotta see the actual photo to understand what we need. Yeah, we're gonna post it on Brownback Mornings 106. Go check it out right now. Because otherwise, I don't know that this stuff is gonna make sense. You have to see a photo. Yeah, but just to what people are saying, just so you can visualize it,
Starting point is 00:25:28 people are saying he's built like the back slice of bread. Oh. That's what. And that has nothing to do with the tattoos. That's just body shaming. They're trolling him because the pictures he posted or. Yeah, somebody is posted of him. Was the picture of him without a t-shirt
Starting point is 00:25:44 And it's just showing all of his tattoos They said without With that build and them tats Fam walking around looking like a Chipotle napkin Oh Oh my god Come on man Yeah they're going clean on him
Starting point is 00:25:58 I hope he comes and beats you up Why I didn't say it Yeah but you're repeating it like Oh so-and-so said your mom's stupid All I'm saying is that so-and-so said it Is that so-and-so said he's built like a firm pillow I think the world is cold like Minnesota You say he should have ate more broccoli?
Starting point is 00:26:20 Irene. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's really mean. You're the reason why he keeps going. Oh, I'm a shut up. Yeah, he's getting cooked. Go to Brownback Mornings 106 to see why. All right.
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Starting point is 00:26:47 What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Mese? Don't you know I'm local? All right, shout out this little lady from Palmdale. She pulled into an Arco and gave birth. Oh. Yeah, that's what happened on Monday at an Arco in Palmdale.
Starting point is 00:27:04 It's funny because it's not funny, but it was, she pulled up in her Tesla. Yeah. And past her buys were like watching like, oh my God, they're, they just saw a bunch of medical staff attending a Tesla. And so, pass the bars were thinking like, well, did they get in a car accident? Someone passed away in there.
Starting point is 00:27:19 But then they saw one of the paramedics carrying a baby. Like a newborn baby. So someone gave birth to a baby at an ARCO. What should that baby's name be? And should that mom get gas for life? Free gas for life.
Starting point is 00:27:34 Well, she's driving a Tesla. So what is she doing at the gas station? Maybe she pulled over to try and contractions. I don't think she pulled over to ARCO for. That's what I was thinking of me. Honestly, I've had to go that bad before. Pull over into an Arco in Palmdale. I love Arco.
Starting point is 00:27:45 To get birth? No, not to get birth. To drop a load. Oh. But the baby's name, uh, unleaded. Unleaded. Letty. Oh.
Starting point is 00:27:58 Oh. Oh. Two D's. What? Letty. What? Like lead. There my.
Starting point is 00:28:04 Oh, too deep. Oh, that's true. Damn, did the mosquitoes suck out you're funny or what? That's crazy. That's crazy. He's like Charles Barkley in Space Jam. You're not Maximo? Get him back, get him back.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Now I'm getting itchy. I said one joke to Maximum I started getting itchy. Yeah, revenge. Supreme, gasoline. What else? What else? I keep thinking guest-righted as, but no, that's... Why?
Starting point is 00:28:33 I know, because gas. Yack, that's what I'm like... Those are just my thoughts right now. That's a crazy birth story. Yeah. That is wild. Where were you born? What hospital were you born?
Starting point is 00:28:43 Actually. You heard of Palmdale? Yeah. Shut up Palmdale, man. You know what about? Palmdale, the arc off the freeway? That one. That was me.
Starting point is 00:28:51 Wait, what's the name of the AMPM store? You know how everyone has a store? AMPM. No, what do you mean? Oh, no, that's the name of the store. An A&A. Oh, my God. Somebody help me, please.
Starting point is 00:29:04 All right, no, no, no. But shout out to the mama that had her baby at an ARCO. I know that's crazy. He just, you had to be driving. Hopefully the Tesla was self-driving. Because while you're having contractions, you don't think about anything but the pain. Like, you're just mad at the world.
Starting point is 00:29:20 You know when they have like those movies where the dad is getting yelled at by the mom because she's getting bored? Like, I hate you, did this to me. It's because the pain gets you mad. Yeah. Like, that's how I would explain contractions, like in the hospital.
Starting point is 00:29:32 You get mad because they're not going away because you can't get rid of them. Like, it's just, it's an anger pain, which makes me, it just, it trips me out. And because the women is the only one having it when both parties. No, but I promise you, it's not even like at that point, I'm not focused on like that part because I'm toxic as well that'll come later. But like having the baby just makes me like I don't want to be touched. I just like you're in this zone like I don't know how I would explain it.
Starting point is 00:29:56 Well when you just, you know how when dogs are eating food? Yeah. And you don't, they don't want to just be touched. Like don't pet me. Don't nothing like I'm doing this right now. Yeah. That's how it feels like I'm doing this right now. Don't be touching me.
Starting point is 00:30:09 Right. You know like when the exercise is. him's head. Daniela, that's your man. No, I've been in the room while my son's mom was giving birth. And she's like, yo, did this to me. And I was like, ah. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:30:22 Let me sit over here and eat my jacket box. Because you can't do anything. The guy at the gas station, I was like, I did nothing to you. Yeah. Yo, imagine, okay, the dad of that kid, imagine how mad the mom is like that. The dad wasn't there. Obviously, it wasn't his fault. Right.
Starting point is 00:30:38 I don't know. Maybe she missed the birth. I don't know. Something like it's his, it's going to be his fault. Like, we're assuming the dad's not there. There was a bunch of men around here. One of them could have been the dad. Oh, maybe.
Starting point is 00:30:48 My thing I was just like, I can't imagine like the dude, the teller at the Arco. Like if her water broke and she's like paying or something, like how did that? Like he's like, no. You got to pay for that. I didn't come in for this. Don't be spilling water. You got to pay for that. Probably ran to like to find some scissors.
Starting point is 00:31:04 You're like, who do. Because I could see her now getting some sort of a gift card. Some sort of like you just put the Arco and Palmdale on the map. Yeah. And that's really hard to do because where's Palmdale? Exactly. Shout out, shout out Palmdale. If you can hear us.
Starting point is 00:31:19 We love Palmdale. Shut up Palmdale! Come back to me. That's so messed up. I love Palmdale. My family lives there. What? He said come back to me.
Starting point is 00:31:32 Afro man. Okay, well, there's that. Shout out to that lady and her little baby, Arca. Arca. Arca? Arca. Power 106, LA's number one for hip hop. Buenos Dias, good morning.
Starting point is 00:31:44 Good morning. All right, we have this cool thing that I want to talk about. You know Spirit Halloween stores? Yes. They're looking for the spookiest family. Do you know family that's spooky? Like, you know, they're kind of scary? And we're not talking about it because of the crimes they come in or anything.
Starting point is 00:31:59 But they're just like... Does they have good energy? Maybe. Like Adam's family, they could be that. Yeah. Oh, you know who it is? Who's the fool that we went to the pizza? Pizza Paza.
Starting point is 00:32:09 Oh, yeah. Yeah, he loves all that stuff. Your friend. Anthony. Anthony. Yeah, Anthony Taj. Even his son, like, loves, he wants to be the scream ass. He loves Chuckie.
Starting point is 00:32:20 He has, like, his room is all scary stories, like, scary movies and all that stuff. Like, they watch that for bedtime. That's the spookiest family. Yeah. Okay, so Spirit Halloween stores is looking for the spookiest family. They are holding a competition. The top 10 families will be chosen by judges, and the winner is going to be selected through public voting. family is going to receive $1,000 for being scary.
Starting point is 00:32:43 Okay, the contest runs until October 13th. So you still have time to enter hashtag spirit, Spookiest Family Contest. You guys know any spooky families? Damn, I'm trying to think. I don't. That love dressing up as scary stuff. Like, you know, like, those be the families that will dress up as the cute stuff.
Starting point is 00:33:01 Maybe they'll be the Incredibles. Yeah. There's a lot of those. Yeah. There's a lot of those. Oh, the cringiest families. But then there's the ones that are like, no, let's go. dark let's be scary there's a couple um houses in my dad's neighborhood that like they go all
Starting point is 00:33:17 out yeah every single year and we love visiting them i don't know them personally but it's like you just go to that house and like you know they're on the spookiest creepiest vibes they deck out everything brand new decorations every year and it's like it's meant to like scare all the kids and it's awesome super awesome yeah uh my sister and it's funny because i was like can you help me decorate i'm not the biggest decor person, but I want to be, right? Yeah. And she's like, all right, what type of scary do you want? Do you want, what type of, like, decoration? Yeah. Do you want gore? No. Do you want, okay, do you want, like, do you want, like, scary, like scary mood? No. She's like, what type of stuff do you want? And I was like, I don't know,
Starting point is 00:33:58 cute. Like, is there cute Halloween decor? Like, is there cute Halloween decor? So, like, all the ghosts are happy, all the Jack Lenons are smiling. Now, her house, no. It's like she, she rides around in her car. Yeah. With a skeleton in her front seat. What? Yeah. And not just to get in the car playing because she has a little kids. But it's just to scare people.
Starting point is 00:34:16 Yeah. Yeah, she'll put a skeleton in her, like in the back of her car too. Wow. Yeah, that's Monica. That's Monica. When you were talking about that, I'm like, oh, that's so Monica. Your sister, she could win this. Does she also like listen to like the soundtrack of horror movies?
Starting point is 00:34:30 The soundtrack of like just doors creaking open. Yeah, that's her vibe for sure. That sounds like Christmas music. I know. For the weekend? Yeah. Sounds like the weekend. Facts.
Starting point is 00:34:44 All right. Keep it here. We have the homie help line on the way. Who are we helping, Victor? The home girl Leticia Peniche. What? All done. Who approved this?
Starting point is 00:34:55 Who approved this? What is it? Hold on. Before you say anything, is it about my marriage? No. What is it about? Hold on, hold on. It's about your kids and goldfish.
Starting point is 00:35:04 Aw. That's messed up, you guys. Letting need some help. One fish, two fish, three fish, four fish. Which little goldfish will be no more? Oh, the trauma. I hope my kids are not in the car. All right, let's talk about it next.
Starting point is 00:35:17 I really do need your help. Angie, you know what time it is. Oh, is the, whoo? No. No, it's your wrap. I know. It's your rap time. Hi.
Starting point is 00:35:26 All right. You ready? It's rap time. Let's go. Okay. I don't need a beat. Don't put me a beat because then that gets me more nervous. All right.
Starting point is 00:35:34 Every day around this time, we've started rapping at each other. It's actually been fun Yeah, it's always fun when it's someone else's turn Yeah, then it's my turn and then I'm like, oh, I can't speak But you said you can't wait to be like a shanty with it, remember you said? Oh, yeah, I was totally kidding. Oh, yeah, I'm not going to be thinking of your... Oh, baby!
Starting point is 00:35:52 She's going to be Drake with him. What do you mean? You're looking at your phone while you're rep? No, no. That's a Drake thing. Yeah. Oh, okay. That's what you did in a Funk Flex freestyle.
Starting point is 00:36:04 Yep. No, I didn't, I didn't. That's okay. All right, I have to start with CFI, right go every I started with me first I ended with sci-fi I ended with sci-fi oh gotcha how you want to go okay okay let me think yeah go with the one that no one hears I don't know I thought it's in my head in my head all right let me start up with sci-fi si-fi si-fi see fee no phone he says he has no phone so we think
Starting point is 00:36:31 he's alone and now we got letty hi she's so pretty pretty pretty She's my bestie because she gets me. Yeah, wow, she's making poems. Bro, she's writing poems. All right, uh, Eyo, Maximo, you're like my brimaux, because we're both brown little beaners.
Starting point is 00:36:53 No, my God. I love what she's doing, because Eminem says it's not about what the, if the word rhymes, it's about how, if you make it rhyme and just make, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's doing, strife, right. And now it's Vic here, who can't keep a chick, because this dude be liking chicks flicks all right
Starting point is 00:37:14 it was better than yours to hers yesterday your name is Angie me you should be me Angie me that was dumb but it was memorable alright and now I got You're not going to do yourself? No let me skip me
Starting point is 00:37:28 I'm Angie I'm Angie Okay next All right and now we got Irene That likes Halloween but don't be rude to her because she can't get
Starting point is 00:37:38 real me. Wow. All right, Angie did all right and now we got the other Angie
Starting point is 00:37:44 that wants to be like me which can be because Angie underscore me on IG
Starting point is 00:37:49 Oh okay You don't want to Jose will want real quick Okay Jose
Starting point is 00:37:55 Jose Jose Jose Okay we got Jose also known as Josie he
Starting point is 00:38:01 likes to be Jose had a took clothes by yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:38:07 Josie Who likes to be Who likes to be? Oh, would you look at that? I'm using the dog is coming up. Come up like next. I want to shit. Somewhere someone thinks Vic is sweet.
Starting point is 00:38:19 Vic, go ahead and read that joke. I'm not going to read that. Read it. You're cracking up. Read it. You're having a great time. Read it. Is this safe?
Starting point is 00:38:28 Yeah. Go ahead. It's you. No. You're everybody's favorite. Ah. No. Go.
Starting point is 00:38:34 Go. Can I really? Go. Yeah. Can I live? Go, V. There's a photo of Vic showing us
Starting point is 00:38:40 with people like in the Oregon Trail. Oregon Trail, exactly. And then what is it? People said, before the invention of the train, people had to run a wagon on your mom. And he's just dying. Let him, let him.
Starting point is 00:39:00 See, L.A., is this your king? Ladies. This is the guy you posted for National Boyfriend Day yesterday? For real. He could not stop laughing at that. It's funny because Vic has the humor where as long as it's funny to him,
Starting point is 00:39:13 it's okay yeah yeah and he'll show his stuff like you guys is so hilarious and we're like that's not that funny but then he's just having a blast as long as you're having a blast huh bro yeah that's all that's all you're having a blast maximum you haven't even laugh huh yeah it was mid yeah he's still fighting for him all right check this out homie you need a homie or need some help we need your help we need a line I mean phone line we got you for the homie help line the homie help line He's still laughing about it. I'm not. Okay.
Starting point is 00:39:45 Go. All right. Leti Peniche needs some help. Ah, stop. All right. Leti need some help. Is there really like a, do you wrote it out, Maximo? You're a butt.
Starting point is 00:39:56 Okay, let me hear. Letty sent us a DM. She said, hey, brown bag. My name is Lettie and I actually host this show. I need a homie help line. My sons recently received some fish as gifts. And at first, it was amazing. The kids were hyped up and fish don't make big messes to make George.
Starting point is 00:40:13 upset. The boys named the fish goldfish and goldfish Louise. Yes, they're so creative. He really did. A few days have gone by and now no one cares about the fish and the fish are fighting each other. Goldfish has it out for Goldfish Luis and has been attacking him for no reason. Goldfish Luis is now injured with injured fins while goldfish is roaming around the tank acting
Starting point is 00:40:37 like he owns the place. For real, goldfish drama. Should I get two tanks and separate him? them or let one go. If I decide to let one go, which one should I give away? I need to show you guys this and we're going to put it on Brown Bag 1 in 6 because it's funny. But now I realize that my parents never wanted me to have pets throwing up. Yes. Yes. And I also blame their teachers. Okay. So first of all, look in the room, this is goldfish. This is the predator. Right? Look how he turned.
Starting point is 00:41:09 He looks so nice and kind of. Look what he did. No, Goldfish Luis. Oh, he clipped him. Goldfish Luis has no, and I don't know which one's which. Yeah. Well, I could tell now. Well, yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:22 One is missing the fin, yeah. He's missing his top fin and his back fin. And I saw the bigger one kind of like nibbling. It's crazy because I remember I was like, dang, one is growing really big and one's just like, Sekello chikito. Yeah. And just to see that now, one's like, whole fins is coming off, I separated them in tanks.
Starting point is 00:41:43 So now I'm like, what do I do with these fish? Which one do I return? I need to, like, I can't be having two. It takes so much just to upkeep one little tank. Yeah. Now I have to have two tanks that I have to upkeep. That's a lot. These fish, these goldfish, that a daycare teacher gave these kids without even telling the parents.
Starting point is 00:42:03 They just, on the calendar, parents, you know you have this with your kids, right? On the calendar it says like, oh, today is where all red day? today as well. They just had goldfish day. And so I'm like, okay, cool, goldfish day. That meant that they each got a goldfish. They each came home with the goldfish, not with food, not with any type of tank, not with even like a little, nothing.
Starting point is 00:42:23 They just came with like a little baby, like a mini, mini tank, right? But not that had filter and all of that. Yeah. And so I already know these teachers are expecting these goldfish to die in like a week. That happened in July. So I'm like, all right, I'm going to, this is their first pet. guys yeah it means a lot to me for these these little goldfish not to yeah to survive and not to like break my kids hearts right yeah so I probably spent like upwards of 800 bucks right now
Starting point is 00:42:54 oh my god of a tank of the gravel of the little decorations of the place where they sleep of filters of like food because you have to get the right type of food and then you have to change the water like every two weeks at the most. Yeah. We change it like every week. Like we're trying to like really make sure. And by we it's me and my dad. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:15 Right. Because these kids don't even care anymore. Yeah. Oh, they're over it. They're over it. The fish you're there. And that's what gets me upset. That's why I feel like my mom and my dad were right when they didn't want to get this puppy.
Starting point is 00:43:24 Yeah. So you're not going to feed it. You're not going to walk it. You're not going to look at it from time to time and want to pet it. Then it's going to start biting you. Then you're going to like not want to hang out with it anymore. Yeah. That's how I feel about these fish.
Starting point is 00:43:34 So, and I feel even more guilty now that we're traveling, right? So we're in Vegas this past week. Yeah. And it was fine. And I have to make sure, hey, did you feed the fish? Like now I have to make sure. Yeah, it has to be on your mind. Yes, that I'm taking care of these stupid fish that are beautiful and amazing and God's creations, right?
Starting point is 00:43:50 Yeah. But I come back and one is chopped up. So I come back, one's chopped up and I'm like, all right, I got to separate these fish. Yeah. I don't know what to do. I called PetSmart. And I was like, hey, can do you guys take fish back? And they're like, well, did you get it from here?
Starting point is 00:44:07 I don't know. The teacher gave it to me. Like, well, we can't take back fish that you didn't buy here. And I'm like, all right. What do I do? Like, supposedly you can't drop the fish in sewer drains or like in the toilet or whatever because they've turned invasive. The fish get as big as the tank or the place that they're in. So they end up growing big in the wild and living for like 25 years.
Starting point is 00:44:29 That's dope. It's dope. But not for like our water systems and our piping and like. Like all that stuff. They become invasive. So they're like, whatever you do, don't do that. And I'm like, all right. So now what do I do?
Starting point is 00:44:40 I got a tank that has a divider in it. And I have separated them. But then the guy from PetSmart is like, yeah, you're going to end up needing to get a bigger tank. Oh, my God. Because then they're going to shrink or they're going to, they grow according to the tank that you're in, which is crazy. Yeah. Yeah. They adjust.
Starting point is 00:44:58 It's just too much that I'm thinking about these stupid little fish and I have kids and have a job and have a job. and have kids here. Yeah. Hi, Mom. It's a stress that I didn't know that I never wanted. Yeah. That the teacher put on me and I don't appreciate that. If you're a daycare worker, if you're a child care teacher,
Starting point is 00:45:17 don't do that to the parents, Doc. Yeah. Not without their permission. Not without their permission. They just came home with Goldfish. Dang. And I would have thought, like, Goldfish the snacks. Me too.
Starting point is 00:45:26 I would have thought Goldfish day, like you give some crackers. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Goldfish day. We're going to read that Redfish Bluefish book. Yes. Something like that.
Starting point is 00:45:34 We're going to color scales. No, they gave you goldfish, right? I mean, that's cool. And now I'm attached to them, and I'm telling you, the big one, he's mean, that's mean, that's not nice of him. Of course not. But, Tampoc, he's one of, I can't get rid of him because he's one of the boys. Right.
Starting point is 00:45:48 It's goldfish or goldfish? Also, if you have to get rid of one, do you get rid of the weakest link? Yeah. Dang, not natural selection on it. Natural selection on these fish. Yeah. You don't care because you don't care about my fish, but I care about these fish now. I do care about your fish.
Starting point is 00:46:02 And I don't know what to do about it. Well, I mean, if you do so. I mean, if you do send it down the toilet, it'll grow to be huge. I mean, I know it's not good for a sewer system, but like, whatever. Yeah. People have, like, flush yours. Honestly, that's what I was thinking until you said that. I'm like, just flush it down the toilet and get new ones, 10 cents each.
Starting point is 00:46:19 I don't want any more new ones. And then I have all of these. I have like three tanks now because I had the tank they were in. I have a little, like, fish bowl that I put the one at first, but they need filtered water. Yeah. So you can't just keep in a fish bowl. because then it gets murky, they die because of ammonia poisoning. I'm telling you, I did my whole research.
Starting point is 00:46:37 So then I had to get another one. And then the fool's telling me how to get another one? Yeah, he's tripping. It would be a shame if you just left it in the original bowl. So let them just pass away. I mean, I send you the photos. Please let's put it up. Have you ever thought about, you know, putting it in a neighbor's doorstep knocking
Starting point is 00:46:54 and running away? So I promise you, I was looking for where I could drop these fools off to a good home. I was looking for that. And I thought that maybe I could take him back to the store. Like they have like adoption for cats and dogs. Yeah. And they're like, yeah, bro, not for a goldfish. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:11 Ooh, I got it. I got it. Find the teacher's address. Put it right back. Back to her? Yes. Return to sender. That is a crazy thing to do to kids and their families.
Starting point is 00:47:21 Yeah. You deal with it. Because you're low key as soon as I got the fish. And I feel like I've kept these fish alive for a long time because it's happened in July. Yeah. Yeah. When that happened, I'm like, she's just setting them up for their fish. first lesson in grief.
Starting point is 00:47:33 Yes. Because these fools are going to die. Maybe that's part of the lesson, the teacher lesson. I don't know because. I'm trying my best to keep these little fish alive. Like I feel like and I feel like I'm failing because one of them is getting eaten. You're doing a great job. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:47 Because I'm telling you. One's being alive. My aunt had goldfish that same thing. She bought them. They were tiny. She bought a huge tank. And I swear they grew like the size of like a size six shoe. Yep.
Starting point is 00:47:59 Yeah. A size of a shoe? Yes. Like, and she had. Maybe like six and towards the end she ended up with like two that really made it through the whole journey. The whole journey of life. Yeah. They turn into coy fish real quick.
Starting point is 00:48:12 It's crazy. Damn. Then I'm going. I don't know. I need parents help because you guys are giving me very like, oh, just flush them down on toilet. I don't care about the kids. F-time kids, thoughts. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:24 I was also thinking I'm like go to a pond and then just give them to the ducks. But no. Give them to the ducks. You're so mean. Look, fish are food. Not friends. No, that's the opposite. Oh, okay, my bad.
Starting point is 00:48:34 I really am debating. Do I keep the mean one? Yes. No, because you're going to have the same problem because now you have to get goldfish leased. But look at me. If I keep the bad one, like the weak one, I have to recoup it. I'm not a nurse. I don't know how to his fins to grow back.
Starting point is 00:48:47 No, no, no, just let nature take the course. There's different. So give away the mean one. And then keep the good one because it's going to die. Yeah. And then now you're stuck with one and then it's, oh. Exactly. Keep the mean one because you're forced to only have one fish.
Starting point is 00:49:02 No, keep the weak one. Yeah, she wants me to keep the weak one because it's going to die. It kind of doesn't matter. One of them got to go to P-42 wallaby waisted. And I know this may seem like nothing, but it's really big in my house. I promise you. I'm leaving again to Vegas for the Golden Boy fight. And I'm like, I don't know what's going to happen when I come back.
Starting point is 00:49:23 I legit thought the big one was pregnant because I'm like, it's just so huge right now. Turns out it was cannibalizing the other one. Just a little pool. Just a little pool. Really full. 818. 5-205-9. And if you want to see my little babies,
Starting point is 00:49:36 go to Brownback Mornings 106. I put them up there. One legit looks like, I'm living live. Look at me, my golfins. Look at me like, ta-da-tona. And then the other one was like, please, sir. Please let me in. The main one, he looks great.
Starting point is 00:49:50 Yeah, he looks great. I don't know if the picture the sun just hit right. He's like nice and shining. Yeah. He's glowing. I got a fight on my hand. Turn into goldfish fights. Forget the.
Starting point is 00:50:02 Forget the rooster fight. All right. I thought it was betas that were this mean. Turns out these goldfish too can be bullies. That's crazy. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help.
Starting point is 00:50:16 We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for. The homie help line. I got this so big. All right, all right. Do you want to? No, no, you got it.
Starting point is 00:50:28 Do it because you always go, The home girl, do it. The home girl don't want to. flush it down the toilet. If it's yellow, let it mellow. Yes, if it's brown flush it down. If it's gold, flush it down. No.
Starting point is 00:50:42 It's thicker. Oh, okay, sorry. All right. It's the drama that's going on in my dojo-mojo castle house. This teacher. And shout out to teachers. I love you guys. It's not that one particularly teacher that had Goldfish Day at the kids' day in July.
Starting point is 00:50:58 And then they got sent home with something unexpected. Like, I didn't expect. expect to have two pets, two new pets, right? Yeah. Yeah. And I just see them like, and they're so happy. Mom, we got a cold fish. You got a cold fish.
Starting point is 00:51:11 And it's like, now it's their core memory. Yeah. So I feel like that. I get a thing. I get a thing. I used to have turtles. I had two turtles. I loved them when, like, for like the first like two months.
Starting point is 00:51:23 I was heightened in the turtles. I would let them run around. And after a while, you just kind of fade out. Like, it's cool. Yeah. And a little. my little, my mom would complain more like, I'm cleaning the tank all the time.
Starting point is 00:51:35 No one's helping me. So she, you know, she gave us chores. Then we do it. And then a month later, we get over the chores. Yep. And then next thing you know, she gave them away. She gave away the turtles? Yes.
Starting point is 00:51:46 And I cried. Yeah. She cried. She cried. She gave him away to this guy that had a pawn, supposedly. But who knows? Oh, my God. That's like that one time my dad took,
Starting point is 00:51:57 we had a chow chow chow chow. It kept biting us. Like, it was a dog. It was a chow chow. And then my dad said he let him. him go in the forest and I'm like there's no forest around there yeah why do we do that my dad do the same thing he said he took it to the vet and he you know it's in a better place now oh he just he just dropped it off in the street
Starting point is 00:52:14 and tied it to a pole yeah you won't even take me to the doctor why it makes me think you're gonna take me the week after had turtle soup shut up oh my god you are salvi salvi me too my turtles were with finding nemo they became crushing squirt so see i i see how we remember it you guys are right, that's a core memory. Core memory. Oh, my God. All right, so they gave us these two turtles, these two fish, right?
Starting point is 00:52:40 It's their first fish. It's the first time naming things. Said, Horito, what's your, what's your fish's name? Coldfish. Okay, cool. Luis, what's your fish's name? Coldfish, Luis. And I was like, all right, cool.
Starting point is 00:52:50 Cool, we're here, whatever. Right? It's so cute. They help me, like, set up the fish tank I bought, like, the cool rocks. I bought, like, a little, cool little plants in there. Stuff I know. never had, right? Yeah. And they're so happy. And then it's like, cool, let's go play basketball. Then they don't care. And I'm the one stuck, like, doing the changes, making sure they're fed.
Starting point is 00:53:11 Like, I'm just making sure, do they feed, they have to be fed every 12 hours? Do they eat? Did they eat? So I go to Vegas this past week. I come back and one of the fish is just missing its fins. Like, it's missing its back fins. And then I see how it's, it's running away from the bigger fish. Like now they came the same size. Now one's bigger and one's that chiquito. Right? Yeah. Tamalito. And we put the photos up on Brownback Morning's 101 6, so you could see exactly what I mean.
Starting point is 00:53:41 They started off the same. One is just floating like, wow, like he owns the black. The other one just like, oh. May he said he was coming back in 20 minutes to finish the job. What do I see him from? So I separated them, and now I don't know what to do. Do I give one of the I don't know how to heal a fish bro? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:05 I do. Send them away. No, see? And it's like which one do I give away? And then each kid feels attached. We don't know which fish is which, to be honest. They were both gold when they came in. So I don't know which kid's fish is going to be going.
Starting point is 00:54:20 And I know that they're going to fight over which fish was the bully and which fish was the victim. So it's just a lot. And I don't know how to handle it. I really don't know this part of parenting you guys with the pets. I'm not good at it. I need help. I mean, I think the one that bit the other one gets to keep the name goldfish. I think he earned it.
Starting point is 00:54:40 He earned it. The other one's choquito fish. All right. What's Mr. Angie? Who do we have in the line, baby girl? We have Claudia from Linwood on line six. All right. Claudia.
Starting point is 00:54:54 Claudia. Hi. Hi, baby, girl. How about yourself? I'm good. How about yourself? I'm not too great. girl.
Starting point is 00:55:01 Please help me. I'm hearing your story and I was in the same situation. What happened? My kids, okay, so my kid for his birthday he wanted some turtles so we did the whole thing. We got some turtles. We got four turtles.
Starting point is 00:55:17 We got four turtles. That's a lot. It's because then everybody wanted a turtle and I felt bad, you know? You have to you can't let, if you have multiple children, you can't leave. Oh, okay. You know, so I wanted a turtle.
Starting point is 00:55:38 So we were just like, everybody's getting turtles. So everybody had turtles and then we got goldfish. We didn't know at this time that turtles eat goldfish. Oh, you put them in the same tank? She was trying to have an aquarium. Wow. Query a maz up in the Pacific. We didn't know.
Starting point is 00:55:59 So then fish, you know, you can get a bunch of them for a dollar. Yeah. So we went and we got a bunch of little goldfish and then we ended up getting one that's a bigger size, you know, the ones that had like those weird looking eyes. You know, like pop out a little bit all crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my little fish. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:43 And then the turtles ate the big fish. Oh, life. Circle of life. You had a whole national geographic in your tank. You're recording I need to see it I have a question Like you didn't want to interfere
Starting point is 00:57:03 Yeah I did I didn't want to So I was Oh my God You gotta help out the fish You were getting jumps Are you telling me to just let the big fish
Starting point is 00:57:14 Eat the little fish Yeah There's nothing you can do Oh my God There's really nothing you can do Because if you had other fish No another fish We're so
Starting point is 00:57:36 Claudia, first of all, where are the turtles now? Yeah. Who are they? Oh, no. Accidents. Oh, man. Stop talking to it like, where your kids. Yeah, you're talking to them like, we're your little babies.
Starting point is 00:57:50 It was so horrible because, okay, so they had. This is being recorded. Yeah. Sorry, so let me tell you what happened. What had high hat put and like little. Somebody is in here, the turtle. That happened to one in my time. You didn't see how, like, they get caught up in the six-pack plastic?
Starting point is 00:59:08 Yeah. That's essentially what that happened in her tank. You just drowned your girls. Yeah, that little whole set up. It was all. Yeah. They had like the light. So they were in heaven before they.
Starting point is 00:59:23 Yeah, they were in heaven before they. They went to heaven. And you know what I did too after a while? I was just like, you're either the best or the worst mom I've ever spoken to. I just got to. I just got to tell you that. I can't decide.
Starting point is 00:59:37 Yeah, I can't decide. Because you had an answer for everything. I can't call it. They had an unfortunate accident. I'm like, oh. No, listen. What happened. What?
Starting point is 00:59:46 Bro, not just let nature take its course. That's crazy. KPWR Los Angeles, Power 106, I need your help. What do I do with these fish? One's eating the other one. Yeah. They're my kids' first pets. They're goldfish.
Starting point is 01:00:00 I didn't ask for this because I would have been like, you know what, Letti, you did this to yourself? Like, I talked to Lettie sometimes. Like, Lettie, you did it to yourself? Yeah. No one told you. What's my mom would tell me? I'm telling myself. Why?
Starting point is 01:00:11 Like all that one? I don't want to say it. Oh, Laura. Yeah. But a teacher gave the kids goldfish. And now I'm responsible for these fish and keeping them alive. Because I feel like each is tied to one of the boys. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:24 And you've spent so much money like you. I've spent like $800 for no reason. I don't know why. PetSmart. You guys are the ultimate. A dollar worth of fish. That's how they get you. I looked at the fish like 20 cents.
Starting point is 01:00:35 Yeah. For two quarters. Yes. The profit on that stuff is crazy. It's cheaper not to keep her. Yeah. Westminster Angie. Who else is on the?
Starting point is 01:00:45 the line. We have Erica from Southgate on line two. By the way, do you know how to drive? Do I know how to drive? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I heard it's a thing out there. Yes. Anyway. Parano six, it's Erica? Yes, good morning, guys. Are you laughing at me, Erica?
Starting point is 01:01:02 No, I'm not. Lettie, sorry. Yes, she is. Let me do not get rid of this fish or fishes. Don't do it. Thank you. And what are Jorgeito and Luis are going to say when they don't see them? I know. That's my whole. I don't know what to tell them.
Starting point is 01:01:21 It got too cold? It got too cold? Angie, no, no, no. What would you do? No, Angie, you don't have children. Esperate, mujer. That's all. Oh, work at the baby.
Starting point is 01:01:36 Okay. Talk to me, though, baby girl. Do you, like, if this is what happened to you? Now I understand. Now I understand where I don't have pets. I have two. boys and I just had a little girl. And my husband does not let us have pets any kind.
Starting point is 01:01:50 Nothing. Does he pretend he's allergic? Like my husband? My husband says he's allergic to dogs. But I see him around his homies. He's fine. No. He just says no.
Starting point is 01:02:01 Yeah, no. Nothing. Nothing. But my Sera tells me that when they were in Mexico in El Rancho, he would bring all the dogs from the other Pueblo. And I'm like, dude, how you not let my kids have a dog with you and your rancho will let you would bring all the dog The street dogs, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:19 Yes, yes. So I was like, okay, whatever. So now I understand because then we get to be responsible for them for the dog. Don't do it, Erica. I promise you, and this is a four and a five-year-old. There's no way that I can start making them care for these faces. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:33 Yeah, yes, too. But I have to keep them? Yes, keep them. The will fall off, girl. The fins are falling off. Yeah, the fins are falling off. We're almost there. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:45 Right, cool. So they just can't keep swimming? I guess I'm going to start a go for my fish fund. That's going to be a slow death. Think about it. The little fish, the big fish is going to keep eating and then it won't keep swimming. Well, hold on. And it's going to drown.
Starting point is 01:02:58 We have a DM from somebody from Fast Lobo 47. He said, separate the fish for six months, let the little fish grow on a diet and exercise, get bigger than the bully fish, then put them in the same tank and see what happens. How do fish? I like that. I don't know. Get a little fish steroids. Fin-ups? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:17 Fin-ups? Yeah. Oh, you could put the one that's getting bullied in a bigger tank so he grows bigger than the other one stays the same size and then boom. So just more money for me. Yeah. Five more time. I guess.
Starting point is 01:03:28 Now with this go, find me, Link up in a star. Have you guys ever seen your pet do like, like kill another animal and you look at it different? Or is that just? I look at the big fish so different. Don't you look at it like? I look at it like I have Dibo in my house. Yes, right?
Starting point is 01:03:42 I've seen like a dog of mine do terrible things and I'm like, I'm not looking to too the same. Yeah, like, bro, that's crazy. And where'd you get that from? Because I didn't share that with you. I didn't show you that. Yeah. It's just their animal.
Starting point is 01:03:52 I got a message that said, wait for teacher appreciation day. Oh, yeah. All right, look, you guys, the fish are from, like, this is now they're in school. This was from their child care. So this is the school they were before. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:04 But that's still a good one. Yeah, that is a good one. Yeah. Since you can't give them back anywhere else, give them back to the- How you like, damn apples? But I feel like that teacher's going to give it to another kid. Give it to the kid.
Starting point is 01:04:14 But it's not your problem. anymore. You know what? I like the fish now. Like I've fallen in love with these stupid little fish. With even the bad one. Really? Yeah. I feel like I could fix them. Killer. Do you talk to them? I do. I say, girl little fish, grow little fish. I check on them. I see if they're sleeping. I see if they're okay. Oh yeah, you're attached. It's over. Don't tell me you have a baby monitor next to the fish tank. No, but they are right by my door. Well, look, we're going past our time time, tiny about these freaking fish. Yes.
Starting point is 01:04:45 Angie, we're going to go into Somrasala after this song, okay? There's chisement. There's chisement on the way. Okay. 5-1-106. L.A.'s number one for hip-hap. Good morning.
Starting point is 01:04:54 Dad's... My dad is really cool. Shout out of my dad. He just called me to be like, Miha, don't flush it. I told Horitos and I take the fish to the fish doctor. Aw. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:02 But that might be like how you took my dog to the forest, dad. Yeah, I remember what you did to Raja. Oh, my chow, chow. Yeah. Raja was biting me. I would go outside and play with Raja. It was a, one of the, the chow chas, like I said, it would be nice for like two seconds and then start biting me.
Starting point is 01:05:20 And then my dad told, I just remember he said one day, oh, yeah, Mihai took him to the forest with the other dogs. I was like, oh. He's running free. I should have known. Because in my little brain, I'm like, oh, Raja's fine. He's happy. He's running.
Starting point is 01:05:32 And then you think you're going to like see Raja one day. One day in a wild happy. There's no forest out here, dad. No, not at all. Which forest did you go to? Grimphith Park is not the forest. That's crazy. Okay, but other people are chiming in online.
Starting point is 01:05:47 Shout out of concrete. He said this is a fishy situation, pevitz. I have two fish, one's eating the other fish. They're my kids' fish, and I don't want, I need to know what to do with these fish because I'm really responsible. I am Desiree Barraza 92 said, flush them both so you don't have to choose. Oh my gosh. Cali Buffalo said one of them got to swim with the fishes. You guys are so clever.
Starting point is 01:06:09 Very clever when it's not your fish. Yeah, it's all this in the street situation. Oh, man, and they keep going. Yeah. Someone said make Ceviche, that's so gross. Make sevich? Oh, we can't go to your saviets. Oh, Recivite over here, Googling if you can make more hot out of freaking goldish.
Starting point is 01:06:22 Why did my mind go right there? Really? Really? You know. You guys are down who eat a... If it gets big enough. And they get big. They can get big to big.
Starting point is 01:06:32 They can get big to big. They can get big to them. That means they're eating good? Yeah. Yeah. They're eating gourmet fish food? Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 01:06:38 Hey, give them to me, and then I'll take care of them. And then in six months, you guys can't. can have mojara. No. I'm kidding. Angie, you know my babies. I'm going to tell me. I'm kidding.
Starting point is 01:06:47 I'm kidding. But it's because my brother has fish. And he takes care of them a lot. So I'm just saying, if you really, really want to save him, you can give him over to my brother. And then I'll give him back to you. No. Okay. No.
Starting point is 01:06:59 But maybe. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. Is he the fish doctor? He is. We'll find out. Okay. Hey.
Starting point is 01:07:05 Hey, what are you doing? Sambra Sala with Angie. All right. You guys, there's like an old clip that's been resurfacing about. Jay Z saying that he admitted that he did not want to loan his cousin $4,800. $4,800.
Starting point is 01:07:23 And he was just talking about like that just made it super awkward and they made him very uncomfortable. It's like your family asking you for money. But because of that, like he started getting backlash. But listen to what he had to say. It's the rock. And you're going home for solace. You're going home for peace of mind. Sorry, let me start it again.
Starting point is 01:07:45 You have cousins. You got to go home for Thanksgiving and people are talking to you like Kevin Hart and you're going home for solace you want family you're going home for peace of mind you go home for peace of mind they don't give you that you're not you're not cousins and your grandma's living room saying yo man I got this I got this uh I got this play I want to you if you just give me you know me 40-800 I could make you two million you like it don't work like yeah family you got to explain to him like life isn't like that yeah yeah so for this like people are calling him stinchy with his money because he's worth what 2.5 billion dollars yeah something like that yeah and there's
Starting point is 01:08:17 saying like this is pocket change for you like this is your family like why are you going against your family it's not where it starts it's where it ends so it's like you give him 4800 and then he blows it because he didn't earn it yeah and if there he's like again 4800 it's like he probably wasn't making good decisions in the first place and then now it's like okay now i just need a little 10 piece j come on jay yeah it starts little by little and then it starts i also think it's the situation because like he said he goes to his family for peace and my yeah yeah yeah The last thing he wants to do is have conversations about businesses and money. Because he does that all day.
Starting point is 01:08:52 Yeah. I think if his cousin could have waited for a different time, give him a call later on away from like the holiday time and talk about it, I think it could have been different. Yeah. Yeah, because I get it because he's saying like he's going back home. He's going on Thanksgiving. And then like all his cousins, his grandma's like pitching to him.
Starting point is 01:09:08 Right. And it's like, full come on. I came here to rest. I came here not to think about work. And now you're asking me for money. Exactly. You know, too, like let's scale it. Because granted, it's easy to be like he has money.
Starting point is 01:09:19 He could like spare it, but it's like a nickel to him. One, we're pocket watching. Stop it. But two, that's even if you work wherever. You're going to have a family member that's going to ask you if it's $5, if it's $20, if it's whatever. Didn't we have the girl where she was pissed her, her friend didn't give her $5 for her goddaughter's, her cheer shoes? And it's like, it can even be that small. It's the act.
Starting point is 01:09:44 It's not necessarily the amount because it's all going to. range and it's like what five dollars you got it yeah you know everyone's got it yeah and when you go home you don't want to hear that like with your family like the only people that could talk are the ones that say that press yes donate at the checkout line all right those who are who who ones can talk because that means you got it and you're like yeah here's a dollar we can't even round up and give a donation at the checkout yes you want to round up and for children's hospital oh my i'm okay i'm good yes kids will be I'll do it sometimes. You do, oh, you're a good.
Starting point is 01:10:16 First of the wall. Really? Oh, money bags. I know. Come on Maximo today. I'm doing 13 cents, guys. I get another goldfish with that. That's true.
Starting point is 01:10:29 That's true. Nobody's true. I think it's less, it's easy to just be like, oh, if you got it, you could just pay for it. I remember one of my cousins passed away, Raffa, and we did a car wash for him. And it's crazy because, like, I posted about it, like, hey, come through to the car wash. Like, we're raising money for my cousin's funeral.
Starting point is 01:10:49 And someone's like, why don't you just pay for it? You got it. Like, it was just, but to me, I'm like, me, like, me so upset that it's like, are you, and I don't know, it's just this weird stuck space that you're in. Because it makes you feel criticized for doing something good. Yeah. Almost guilty, huh? Yes.
Starting point is 01:11:11 Yeah. And it's like that. And one, I don't. got it like that like a pay for a whole funeral yeah yeah but also like why you making me feel bad for like posting about coming through to it's just really weird it's just really weird pocket watching behavior of other people when literally look inside your house even even just scale it to who you are can you can you afford to give away so-and-so amount of money to who and who and who and some people are just givers yeah you know some people are the hey i got you i see you struggling i'm gonna get
Starting point is 01:11:38 you right but that's different than you keep coming at me and asking for something. Then it feels like you're being like, what do you think? Like, you think I'm not an ATM. Hit him with our parents did him. You think money goes on trees?
Starting point is 01:11:51 Yeah. It's not their responsibility. It's not Jay's his responsibility. It's none of our, like, if we go back home and like, we hang out with our Thio and he's like, yo, I got this, you know, this mixtape.
Starting point is 01:12:02 Like, listen to this. Give me on the radio. You're like, yeah, I don't want to listen to that. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It's,
Starting point is 01:12:06 yeah. He's been popping for so long. You know, I wonder how many cousins have hit him throughout the years. For sure. And even before it was popping in music, he was popping on these three. Yeah. Give me some work, Jake.
Starting point is 01:12:18 Yeah. No, but I was thinking, I'm like, this is your cousin. It's not like even your sibling. It's not like your sister, your mom or something, you know? Exactly. That's just, it's not a media family. Yeah, it's not your media. Exactly.
Starting point is 01:12:28 But you know what? This did it get to Jay Z's ear because he actually shouted out his cousin. And apparently he actually donated that money. He gave him $4,800. You guys, listen. That's a small cousin. That's his mom. He's not like, he's a real cousin.
Starting point is 01:12:43 You get a lot of cousins, you want you to grab his son, yeah. All right, you can't really hear it. No. But he's saying, like, he's talking about JC got an award. And so during his speech,
Starting point is 01:12:54 he was shouting out his cousin. He's like, shout out Jamar White. That's my real cousin. He's right here with me. And we came up with noodles because that's what they would call him. Noods. And that's actually his cousin
Starting point is 01:13:04 that he gave him the $4,800, like I was saying. And that cousin, actually, he wouldn't open up a, bunch of restaurants that he's even opening restaurants in Dubai. Right. Oh, wow. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:13 So he actually did do it. So he actually did donate that money. So when he was talking to Kevin Hart, it felt theoretical. Yes. Yeah. It felt like, yeah, all of a sudden you got all these people, but he knew the exact cousin that he was talking about. Yeah, that he was talking about.
Starting point is 01:13:26 He said that it was actually Jamar White. Okay. So he actually did do it. At the end, yeah. So what I think is it was theoretical in like the, you got all these people coming out the woodwork asking for money. But then he showed like, look, if you really, my family, I really got you. He asked this fool that I've given him money and he's done something with him.
Starting point is 01:13:43 Not that he was specifically talking about that fool in the first go-round. I like how he reminded him though. You remember that $4,800? Yeah. You remember where you started? At restaurant you're open enough, right? I think it's all timing. I mean, because even if you don't got it, sometimes you're willing to try to help someone in different ways.
Starting point is 01:14:04 Like you did the fundraiser and all that. Oh, like not money always. It's like there's certain moments. you really just want to check out. You don't want to talk about work. You're just like, yo, I'm here to be in the moment. Absolutely. When you're really, really burnt out.
Starting point is 01:14:18 I get it. You're not trying to be in a pitch meeting at Thanksgiving. Yeah, for sure. And then it's like, especially during family times, it's like you hear one cousin asking for money and then it's like, oh, so and so give me money. And then everybody all of a sudden has an idea. And it's like, oh, I'm not, can't hand out.
Starting point is 01:14:33 I'm not trying to hear all that. I want to hear the cheeseman when I come home. Yeah, for real. Tell me. Tell me who's cheating on who. That's what I care about. To even pitch your story, like, that's not a good way to ask for money. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:46 Yeah. There's better ways. Be poor-a-cito about it. Be like, oh, my God, there's this business I have. And if I only had $4,000. Almost guilt-trip them? No, not even guilt-true. Like, you can't be talking to them.
Starting point is 01:14:57 You got to be talking to your mom or somebody. Like, yeah, I'm not. And then Jay-Z be like, oh, my God, I help you. I think I have that. I think I have that in my back pocket. Don't just be like, AJZ, $4, $4,800. What's all my whole life? No, you got to tell your mom like, yeah, and I'm just struggling.
Starting point is 01:15:11 And then they took seven jobs. And then they just pay me $2 all together. I don't know what happened to me. You just got to ask better. Yeah, you probably walked in like, Jay Z, my cousin. What's up? My favorite cousin. Give me five, no, five grand.
Starting point is 01:15:25 I'll give you the player price. I'll give you the player price. $4,800. Actually, look, I got $200 on me. I just need $48. Come on. That's a better pitch. But look, we could flip it.
Starting point is 01:15:34 Exactly. It's going to make it $2 million. You've got to ask for money different. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Just how they ask you to donate it. And don't be asking for money while you're wearing like Gucci. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:44 And don't be asking for money. Get the money and then do the money phone on the Instagram. Don't do that. Right on. Right on. Don't do that. And don't be asking me for tips everywhere I go. I hate that.
Starting point is 01:15:58 You are a bad human. Or you're very rich because you keep all your money. No. You don't donate. You don't tip. Listen, do you ever go to just random anywhere you go? Boba spots and then they like flip over the iPos? Yes, to me, it's like, bro, you push two buttons on this page.
Starting point is 01:16:11 You know how Starbucks does it? It's like, oh, and then there's a question there if you want to. And the question is like how much you tip? Where's the no option? It's like, bro, I did a mobile order. I should need to tip me. That's all my baristas out there, by the way. We love you.
Starting point is 01:16:27 We love you. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Eset? Don't you know I'm local? Okay, you guys. I've been waiting until the kids are in the car. to do this because shout out to all the kids in the car.
Starting point is 01:16:40 It's time to annoy your parent. Just one more time before they drop you off at school. Okay, it's National Taco Day. It's raining tacos. I know you know it, kids. No need to ask why. Just open your mouth and close your eyes. Come on, kids.
Starting point is 01:16:59 It's raining tacos. You could tell my mom, huh? That is like jumping in the club right now. house that's like one of their bat time playlist songs it's that one in the this one like they're at a vibe
Starting point is 01:17:16 they have a little old EDM party there's kids turning up right now this is Vick's favorite song right now he can't stop listening to it it's called Skibbitty Toilet The kids will tell Alexa to play that and then they're just turning up like jumping like oh my God I'm so jacked up of Mountain Dew
Starting point is 01:17:37 Yes Like they're like that in the shower They made that song And then they started making Dolls of the meme of that song Yeah And my son makes me buyout Yeah
Starting point is 01:17:45 It's weird It's like some dude in a toilet It's literally Very disturbing Yes So this is the new gummy bear Yes I kind of like
Starting point is 01:17:54 I'm a gummy bear Yeah I like it I like it And that Nelly Furtado The sample I know
Starting point is 01:18:06 The other day I like how as a parent's like, you don't know nothing about that. Vic was playing it and I was like, dude, he likes Nelly Furtado. That's pretty cool. He does know Nellie for Tado. He doesn't know Nellie. It's the most random name for a song too. And then they're like, Alexa, play it's raining tacos.
Starting point is 01:18:25 It's raining tacos. And let me show you like, that's the short version. This is how it starts. It's rain and tacos. They go in. They have like the night at the rock spray. I'll turn on here like that. But I bring that up
Starting point is 01:18:41 because of National Taco Day. Yeah. I wish it was raining tacos now that you mention it. Right. Raining tacos would be lit. That would be lit. Del Pastor.
Starting point is 01:18:49 I don't get some Vidia in the face. Oh. Yeah, maybe not Viria. Yeah, don't make a mess. That'd be crazy. For tacos de Lengua? Oh, my God. It's National Taco Day,
Starting point is 01:19:02 and I feel like this is our like single of Mayo. Again, what's up? Yeah. But check this out. It's also Breast Cancer Awareness Month, October. Check your tattas.
Starting point is 01:19:15 But there's actually tacos for tattas, if you didn't know that. And Sanitas is by, is by Carlsbad, like on... Near Falk Brook? North County, San Diego. Thank you. It says San Diego somewhere, right?
Starting point is 01:19:27 Yeah. San Diego somewhere. Now we know where it is. Yeah. That's it to say there's a taco spot out there that's selling pink tacos and not those, Vic. Oh. Pink tacos.
Starting point is 01:19:36 in order to like raise awareness for breast cancer awareness and plus national taco days that's cool check your tatas what eating tacos they dye the taco the tortilla yeah yeah yeah wow actually that sounds pretty good I feel like there's a LA one too but that's the story that I've been reading
Starting point is 01:19:52 about the ensinitas yeah why does Encinitas sound like enchiladas I don't know but shout out to tacos yeah shout to tacos so okay so you buy them and then it goes towards like no it's just something cool just to oh yeah eat these pink tacos remember to check your
Starting point is 01:20:06 and guys you need a two because one you have man boobs I already see it you have mobs two even you guys can get breast cancer no way yeah you can
Starting point is 01:20:17 yeah I'm learning that I did not know yeah yeah yeah all right so check and but you check
Starting point is 01:20:22 by pressing all around you don't want to look I'm showing Vic how to check he's like toilet he's like he just
Starting point is 01:20:29 he just skibri beepop toilet she's married bro stop you're the one that called her Letty with two Ds. All right, everybody. All right, you guys, while we play the tacos log,
Starting point is 01:20:41 I want to, I want you to check your tattas for, go, press, press on the top, press on the bottom. I have, press on the side. Do you feel any bumps? Ladies, if you need me to check them, no what I'm saying? Oh, my God. There's kids in the car. I'm just saying, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:21:03 I play doctor sometimes. I Jolet. Okay, but yeah, that was your don't you know at local. Check your tattas while eating tacos on this National Taco Day. And then I just really love, I feel like La Monja, La Monja de la Feria is going to dance to this. It's that one, it's that one Nunn that's at the fair. Oh, it's all scary. In Mexico somewhere.
Starting point is 01:21:25 She freaks me out. She freaks me out. She's scary. That's the best promo for that Nunn movie. Yes, and it's unofficial. And it's an unofficial promo. It's just some girls. She's like 16 or 17.
Starting point is 01:21:36 Oh, he's little. Yes, it's a viral video of a girl just dancing on what would be like a spinny. You know the, you know the Spinnitron. Yeah, the Gravitron. But she's standing in the middle and she's just looking at you with the Monha mask, the nun mask, and she's just dancing. And I feel like she could go to either one of these. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:53 It would go. It's freaky. The stuff that she did, like, I don't know if that's part of the costume, but like her mouth is like super scary. That's what scary. Like, I want to watch NN too to see what. See if they got the dance moves and see like how it really. Yeah, Maximo got beat up. Yeah. Jumped. You got, you got a jump by one mosquito dog. I know. That was crazy. No, that would be like seven. And it didn't miss. On his whole arm, he looks like, what do we say? The popping?
Starting point is 01:22:19 The bubble wrap. Yes. Yeah. Because he's just like swole. Yeah. It looks like an allergic reaction. No, honestly, I'm starting to think that. Why are you scratching your elbow? Because you make me itchy, fool. Yeah. Yeah. You make it. You make us all itchy. Every time I look at you, I get itchy. I'm starting to think that it was radioactive a little bit I feel like this was about to turn into the He has mosquito powers He's gonna turn into the brown mosquito Instead of the blue beetle Hey stand up for yourself Maximo
Starting point is 01:22:49 I'm trying Against V Oh man he's my op I got real ops out here They're winning I've never bit this food before I don't want to bite up or not No, I don't want to.
Starting point is 01:23:03 You want to a little taste of thing? Yes. No. Yes. All right, we're talking about National Taco Day. And we forgot to play our favorite taco song. So here it is. Hey, G.
Starting point is 01:23:15 Tell us to our guy, Justice. If you walk around Santa Monica anywhere, he walks around with a speaker. We had him in the, like, a few weeks back. He walks around with a speaker just walking around, just rapping. Yeah. And he's a good time. Yeah. Yolo though.
Starting point is 01:23:30 Tend to get me from tacos. It's about to be four balls. So I pull up on a four or five I'm smashing I'm dashing I almost got to take it now Ha ha ha I'm laughing
Starting point is 01:23:37 He's such a vibe And he has a whole costume Yeah Yeah He eats the tacos He dresses like old school Like the Like the Jerry curl wig
Starting point is 01:23:48 And stuff like that He kills tacos like El Chapo That's my number to get my taco Yeah Ea Ea oh What's popping in the nap Tacos like I'm El Chapo Bad boy baby
Starting point is 01:24:01 No taco. I don't know if he has a right to say it. A lot of those things. A lot of those things. Shout out to tacos, man. The tacos songs are on the come up. Yes. They're on the come up.
Starting point is 01:24:13 What's your order? Me? Yeah. Three tacos de assada with rice and meat and salad. But with everything. With everything? What salsa? I mix it.
Starting point is 01:24:22 I like the spicy guac and then I put a little pico on it. Pico de gallo? Pico de gallo? On your tacos? Yes. Oh, you're different. Tomato. You're different.
Starting point is 01:24:31 Angie, that's weird, huh? Yeah, so judging. Yeah, where do you get your tacos at Chipotle? What? What are you ordering that? No, he gets them at Baja fresh. Yeah, thanks. Angie, Angie, how do you eat a real taco?
Starting point is 01:24:41 What my order? Or what is? She's talking about me? God, God. What's your taco order? What's your taco order? Yeah. I get two tacos and then I get a mulita.
Starting point is 01:24:52 Because normally they have the mulitas, the one that are nice and toasted, with cheese. With a bunch of salsa, the cream. Oh, I'm so hungry. I know. I wish you were raining tacos. It's great tacos. What's your taco order,
Starting point is 01:25:05 Rick? Five tacos alpastor with piña. Do you? Five? With piña? Where are you fighting that at? Melrose tacos? Yes.
Starting point is 01:25:12 No, literally. It's not marles. All right. Now that you have an order, please, Taco men, put it over. Don't forget the mulita.
Starting point is 01:25:20 Yeah. None of you eat plain tacos. I feel like someone needs plain tacos in here. My son. I can, I can guess. Ready? You said it at a count of three.
Starting point is 01:25:27 One, two, three. Irene. Oh! Why would you think that? I don't know. No. What do you do? I always get to the assada, to the pollo with everything.
Starting point is 01:25:38 Pollo? Oh my God. You're judging you right now. Pollo? What do you? I love that we're judging each other's order. I like boys. You like Pollo?
Starting point is 01:25:47 How old are you seven? Get a little bit of earth thing. No. Pollo and just get like a little. Oh no. No. You and Lil Vick have the same exact top order. Really?
Starting point is 01:25:57 That's funny. Yeah. There's this. This spot in downtown LA, I think they move, you know how like Avenue 26, and then they're all spread out everywhere. There's one spot in downtown LA and Avenue 26 and they have the bomb is tacos. And it's like, you eat the tacos. I know, I like that you do it with everything. But how about like adding the grilled seboias that they have?
Starting point is 01:26:16 Yeah. Bomb. And they have a little papa on the side, little round papas that they, oh, it's bomb. You eat that like, you know how people usually eat radishes with the, which I love radishes. If you don't need radishes, I'm judging you. Oh, I don't. Because to me they're like, yeah, of course. you wouldn't.
Starting point is 01:26:30 You look like a radish. Damn. They're like chips. You look like a sanoria. Like an onion? No, carrot. Carrot. Oh.
Starting point is 01:26:40 I just wanted to say sanioria. I'm in control of the foetabutton. Oh, all right. Let's get us. Come. No, no. Because it's like eating chips. You put lettuce on them?
Starting point is 01:26:56 No, radish is like eating chips with your. It's like a little crunch. It's the crunch. Yeah, you can. But if you have good salsa, you don't need to. Oh, no. I put a bunch of lemon in. I don't.
Starting point is 01:27:06 I feel like that ruins it. Really? Yeah. No, that adds more important. Because you know, you add the taste of the meat. The meat is marinated. Then you have the onion, which can be sweeter, however, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:17 You add the salsa. If it's a good salsa, you don't need lemon. You need lemon and salt, like when you're just eating just the meat and the cilantro and the onion. Which is probably how you eat it. No, I put lemon on everything. I love it. Lime. Put little on your mosquito bites.
Starting point is 01:27:34 Radishes are good with Pozole. Yeah. Yeah. Radishes are good, period. Yeah. That's right. Yeah, you look like radish. Don't be taking my jokes.
Starting point is 01:27:45 We're just going to dis each other after this song. How about that? All right? Get your jokes ready for each one of us, okay? I'm going to line you up and then a tag. Ops, Tary 1 of 6. Say it to my face, Vic. I didn't say anything.
Starting point is 01:28:02 But say it to my face. What do you say? I just see him plodding thinking about this. No, letty was looking at me like I'm about to cook you. I'm like, oh, I'm not ready. Nah, I've seen you Googling jokes. Googling joke is crazy. Why would I Google jokes?
Starting point is 01:28:20 Does that something you would do? No. He's going through him with a YouTube comment, see what they say about me, so he could just repeat it. Aw. I would never. Come on. I'm a nice guy, y'all Oh, now he's being
Starting point is 01:28:33 Pobrecito. This is how we get to your guys' pity. No. I'm just a lonely little radish in this world. Shut up! I'm always on the side,
Starting point is 01:28:44 never the main dish. Now he's dizzing himself. Now he's dizzing himself. Count down. Some people like me, some people don't. Come down, B Rabbit. Yeah. B Rabbit is smart.
Starting point is 01:28:54 Damn. What, I'm not smart? You didn't expect that of me? What? What? Not calling it B. Rabbit. The strategy of acting like B Rabbit. The pity wraps.
Starting point is 01:29:05 Exactly. Yeah, I do have a new relationship every two months. All right. Keep point. Big, say something mean about Maximo. Maximo's shirt is really bacon-collar neck right now. I want some webitos on the side after looking at it. He's ever heard of a plancha?
Starting point is 01:29:23 Barby one. What do you think of a big hat? That's it? Disapproval. Oh, my God. It's mid. All right. I'll say my dizzes because I got him.
Starting point is 01:29:41 Why? You don't know. I don't want to say him. It's radio. He's radio. He's like, I hate working with it. I'm the man. I'm the man.
Starting point is 01:29:53 She called me a radish. He's going to stick with him. He's going to be in the middle, in the mirror. Like, he's going to be eating tacos, like, hey, give me extra bread. I want to just observe them real quick. Maybe I am extra crunchy. All right. Okay, look, it's Halloween time vibes.
Starting point is 01:30:10 Okay, we really love each other, I swear. For sure. I swear. Yep. Yep. Okay. Okay, Big, say something nice. Oh, letty is amazing.
Starting point is 01:30:24 Wow, that's so creative. Oh, you say something nice. And don't throw up. What would it throw up? Because the last thing nice. No. Lettie, you're the greatest. They're so afraid.
Starting point is 01:30:41 They're so afraid for their lives. They're very afraid. They're afraid. Is that a new shampoo? Oh, now they're coming. Why? I had dendrop before? No.
Starting point is 01:30:52 Wow. Your hair looks extra voluminous. I don't know. Whatever the community. commercials for Garnier Futeu say. Look, Hey, Irene, you're laughing a lot. Whoa.
Starting point is 01:31:03 Oh, man. What are you got to say? Hey, I'm just giggles. That's all. Like, that's it. Oh, you okay? It's your name. Giggles?
Starting point is 01:31:13 She has, like, a certain code for her giggles. When she laughs a certain way, it means something. Oh, no, they're all the same. I need to decode you now. Yeah. All right, look, check this out. There's a list of the worst Halloween candies. I want to see if we can guess the worst Halloween candies
Starting point is 01:31:30 Oh, I know, I know which one. I'm looking at these and I'm like, dog, I love these candies. Gets. Candy corn. Yes. Candy corn is number two on the lid. That would not be number one. That should be number one.
Starting point is 01:31:43 Yeah, that should be number one. Number one is to trip you out because low key it's not going to feel like it shouldn't be candy. It's not a candy. It shouldn't be candy. It shouldn't. But, and also if you give this away, you're a butt. You shouldn't be giving this away for Halloween. Honestly?
Starting point is 01:31:56 Pumpkin seeds. A toothbrush. Candy corn got to be one through 10. Yeah. Yeah. So gross. No, there's other ones. Okay, number one is circus peanuts.
Starting point is 01:32:04 What is that? What? Peanuts, the really salty ones. And yeah, people don't give them away. You shouldn't do that. Don't do that. That's really weird. Te passas.
Starting point is 01:32:10 Don't do that. Do you have peanuts away? I don't know what this is. Neco waffir, wafers. Wafers. But maybe it's the ones that are like pink in the clear. Oh, I don't like those. I think they're fire.
Starting point is 01:32:24 Wafers are fire. I think this is fire. And matter of fact, what he's. loves these and if you were to give this to him for Halloween he would be the happiest little kid I don't know why it's in this how worst Halloween candies wax coke bottles you know the little wax like soda they love though it tastes like gummies yeah they taste like uh like no no not the gummies it's wax and they literally have like a uh a syrup or something inside and it looks like a gummy and if you eat it you taste like wax actually and you've never had it no just google wax coke bottle
Starting point is 01:32:57 Because I think I've seen it, but I thought that was a toy. I know this has to make the list. Twizzler. Nope. Number 10 makes me mad. Number 10 makes me mad. What is it? Because it was my nickname growing up.
Starting point is 01:33:10 What candy am I? What candy am I? Go. Don't be your butt. I will punch you right now. Maximo, do not say sourpatch. A lifesaver. A lifesaver?
Starting point is 01:33:22 Oh, I like it. No, it was nice. Butterfingers. Why? I don't know. Nerd. Nerd. Tutsi roll.
Starting point is 01:33:33 Tutsi roll. Yeah, because they used to do the Tutsi roll. Let me see you Tutsi roll. And then my mom is Salvadori so she can't really say Tutsi roll so she would come in Tucci. Oh, come here, Tucci Ro. Yeah, it's on the list as worst Halloween candy. Titsi Roos are the worst. No.
Starting point is 01:33:50 No, they're not. Have you had the white ones, the yellow ones? They have all different things. Oh, yeah. Those are good. No. The regular one is fired. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:33:59 Why? Just because they get stuck to your teeth? Yeah, they definitely get stuck. They definitely, like, activate the cavities for sure. Smell terrible. Who smells them? Why don't you smell a titsy roll? Bro, you're crazy.
Starting point is 01:34:11 You're weird. Yeah, a titsy roll smeller. Yeah. What's a Mary Jane besides what we know Mary Jane to be? Oh, that was great. What is it? What is it? Oh.
Starting point is 01:34:20 No, we're not saying about it. Come down with Caliphon. Just because it's legal in California. It doesn't mean you can't pass enough to kids. It says Mary Jane is on this list. I've never heard about it in my life. I'm not sure. It looks like the candies that like grandmas would have in their purse at church or something.
Starting point is 01:34:32 Oh, the peppermints? The butter scotch one? Peppermints? They're peanut butter flavored rolls. Oh, those are good. With no gluten. I've never seen these. Those are good.
Starting point is 01:34:40 I love peanut butter and the ones with the osito. The butter scotch ones are not on the list. No, they should be though. Those are top three worst candies. Black liquorish is on this list. Facts. That's nasty. Bit oh honey.
Starting point is 01:34:52 That sounds like a honey pack. That sounds like a honey pack. That one is a little bear on it. Smarties? Smarties. Oh, I love Smarties. No, it's on the worst list you guys. You guys are like really worst stuff, okay?
Starting point is 01:35:04 Peanut Butter Kisses. Never heard of those in my life. Peanut butter. That sounds bomb. That sounds bomb. Yeah. All right. Let's go to the best.
Starting point is 01:35:11 Are you guys ready? Yes. Who is, which is the best Halloween candy? Like, Rees cups. Yell it out. Yell it out to every, in the car, wherever you are. Would you say sneakers?
Starting point is 01:35:22 You like shoes? That's it, that's it. Oh, my God. Reese's Cup Snickers Snuckers Vick Top one
Starting point is 01:35:34 And no top two And it ain't two What's the number one Best Halloween candy Yell it at me In the car Come on scream Is Reese
Starting point is 01:35:42 Twix Twix Ooh Twix is mom And you get two You can share Two for one Or you can just eat two Irene
Starting point is 01:35:48 Yeah I'm thinking Twix Twix isn't like All time Okay I just want One of you got it right Yes Me
Starting point is 01:35:56 Why do you say you? Yeah. I don't know. Not you. Rees' Cup. That's number one. But Maximo Googles this. Oh, you're right.
Starting point is 01:36:07 You're right. He goes on this with you. He goes to. He's like, yeah, I got it too. Yeah. Cheater! Cheater! Cheater!
Starting point is 01:36:15 That's like a mosquito's got you. That's my favorite game. Get out of here. Go with the mosquitoes. Eminemzes is number two. Oh, peanut Eminemps? Number three is hot tamales. What is?
Starting point is 01:36:28 What is that? The spicy ones, the little red spicy ones. They're like a spicy mic and I. It's very surprising to me how much candy you don't know, Angie. I feel like. I don't like candy. I need to go talk to your mom and your dad. Skittles, sour patch kids, starbursts, Hershey's kisses.
Starting point is 01:36:45 Candy corn can't be on the worst and the best list. It's on the best list too. No. No. The little Hershey mini bars, which are bummed. Those are good. Yeah. And Snickers.
Starting point is 01:36:53 Okay. So this is American candy. Right? Because I didn't hear no pelechee. Pelon, pelon, Rikos. But also, I don't, I don't go to,
Starting point is 01:37:01 the houses never give that. Yeah, they don't. They don't. They do in my neighborhood? No. Really? Where do you go? I've been in, I've been in more crazier neighborhoods
Starting point is 01:37:08 than your neighborhood. We don't, maybe we might do that for birthday parties. True. But not for Halloween. Not for Halloween. I've definitely gotten some of those. Dang,
Starting point is 01:37:15 yeah, you're lucky. Yeah, you're lucky. Yeah, we always got a white neighborhoods for. No other candy has this. No other candy has this. This is the best candy ever. What you know about this one, kiss. Lettia let's school you.
Starting point is 01:37:33 Your TikTok videos can't do this. Hey. We're going to wait until they do it to the left. Turn left when we go. Turn left in your car. Hey. It's candy ever. Now imagine me at five years old.
Starting point is 01:38:26 What you know about this? La Tutsi. La Tucci. La Tucci, da da da.

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