Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep. 75 (10/10/23)

Episode Date: October 10, 2023

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What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, that said? Don't you know I'm local? All right, so what's it going to be? Otani? What pitch are we going to get when we kick out Kershaw? Oh, God.

That's what you guys were saying yesterday. No, it's because he can't pitch for like a whole year because he messed up his arm. Okay, so then who are we doing? How are we doing? There's another dude, Blake Snell, I believe. All right. We're getting him? Let's go try to get him.

I hope so. Anybody will be better. Anyone can try out now. You guys want to go try out? Anyone can try out? We need to bring back the... We suck as fans. All right.

The Dodgers lost yesterday. They're down two games versus the Arizona Diamondbacks in the NOS. This is the postseason blue October making us very blue, a.k.a. sad. Not in a good way.

I mean, I can throw a cool 45-mile fastball. You can? Yeah. Forty-five? Oh, my God. That's a lot. No, this is like, honestly, so,

So the Raiders won yesterday, which was like crazy. I don't want to talk about it. Okay, no, no, no, I want to get into that. I want to get to the silver lining. But let's go, you got you, got you. So this is Raiders loss. I mean, sorry, Raiders won finally. Lakers won.

But I would have traded both of those for a Dodger victory. Like I was like, it was a preseason game. Yeah, it's just, and then just the Raiders just like a regular season and they're not going to go anywhere anyway. So I'm just like, dude, Dodgers. I know, but I know. So I'm just like, Dodgers, I just want one victory.

And we could have been tied one to one. And now we're down 02 with. with our backs against the wall. If we lose one more game, we're out. And what did you say? What did you say that is the only good thing from this? Dave Roberts might get fired. He wants Dave Roberts, the manager.

So we got to change. I like Dave Roberts a lot. He reminds you my dad. He's a great guy, you know? He's been a great Dodger, but sometimes time to take the old dog around back. Oh, my gosh. Old Yeller style. You know what I'm saying?

We can do Kershaw and him first. Flip the script. Let them hit the hay. Let them hit the hay. They're going to hit the hay eventually. I said a hey. I'm just doing the jazz. Okay.

But let's move to good news. Okay. Okay. Because LA's true team, the Raiders. How is this good news? They did win yesterday. They won versus the Green Bay Packers, the cheese heads. Now, I don't know if you know this, but Vic is a Raider fan.

And Maximo is a cheese. head. He is a Packers fan. Gang, gang. I just saw you both in the group chat. And I just saw you Vig say, hey, Maximo, are you ready for Rakishi? Yeah. What does this mean? What is going on?

Shout out to the homie Rakeishi, all right? Like the wrestler Rikishi? If you're listening, homie, salute. He followed the Brown Bag morning's Instagram page yesterday. And, yeah, that's amazing. Legend. Literally, like, super huge fan of. his.

Super cool. And so he followed us and then we're like, we were like, oh, let's make a bet about the Raiders and the Packers game, right? We thought about a bet. No, we're still, let's make a bet. All of a sudden. And he was so confident that the Packers are going to beat the Raiders. And I was like, let's bet on it.

I'm like, let's bet on it. Loser gets a stink face from Rikishi. That's where he lands on you. Yeah. With his butt. And Rikishi's probably like, like, how would you describe his body figure? Uh, uh. Like Vicks?

Like Megan the Stallion? Yeah So he'll land on you He didn't shake on the bed How did the bed go down? How did the, what was the conversation? Because Maximus trying to get out of it. Of course he is.

I'm not trying. I am. We didn't shake on him. Irene. Yeah, I was a witness. Irene. You are a liar, brother of him. I will say I was a witness just to see it happen.

You. At least I'm honest. Yeah. Maximo, you got to go through with the All right, if you want Maximo to go through with the bet, say that you saw them shake hands. Yes. On radio.

No. Tell us. DM, Maximo. Yeah. DM, Maximo. M-A-C-K-S-I-M-O on Instagram and say, I saw you shake hands full. Get ready for Rikishi.

Get ready for the stink face. Yeah. Be a man of your word. Wow. I literally told him. I was like, bro, you're so confident. I'm like, let's just. Biggs just wants to see that

I said let's put some skin on it You guys remember that? Oh yeah And then he was like pause Yeah and I was like no That's why I didn't make the bed I don't want to put some skin on it You're gonna get some skin on it

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So bad bunny. Bad Bunny. What are you going to say about Benito? Bad Bunny. His new album cover is out. Yeah. And it is clearly influenced by Kendall Jenner. Like Kendall.

Yeah, please talk about it. Yeah. So in the cover, I'm sure most people have seen it. I have not actually. I haven't. And it's a cowboy and the horse is doing the thing where it's like a cowboy. It's him and a cowboy? Sorry, a horse.

Him as a cowboy. He's cosplaying as a cowboy. Yes. And the horse is doing, what is it called when it's on two feet? It's not a wheelie. A horse is doing a wheel motion. It's like a horse doing. It's like when it's doing like the...

Go to Brownback 406 and look at it because the explanation on this. It's on its hind legs. Okay, there we go. It's doing that... It's raising up. There we go. Yes. Yes.

And everyone knows that this. This is influenced by Kendall Jenner, taking them out to the fields. Horseback riding. That's kind of like the date that they went on that made it, like, everybody like, oh, my God, they're together. Because she's an equestrian, seguentia. Oh, wow. She has horses. An equestrian.

She knows horses. EQ, W, N, Y, N, G. Equestrian. You know how it's spelled. No, yeah, she's an equestrian, so people are saying, like, she loves horses. She even showed off her love for horses in her video for A1-1-A-Tquila. You guys remember that? Yeah.

She's appropriating? Exactly. Wait, he's not in his high leg. He's not in his high leg. No, he's galloping. He's galloping. Yeah, I'm blinding the bat. Maximo.

You're crazy. I like your homework that you did. Yeah. I saw it very small. I didn't see the big picture. Okay. Didn't see the big picture, my brother. I didn't see the big picture.

But yes, he is galloping. Yeah. The album is called, Nadia Zábe Locahasa Maniana. That is, no one knows what will happen tomorrow. Meaning he's getting married tomorrow.

Oh, or life is unpredictable, you never know. And then I was just thinking, because Vic, you had told us a story how obviously Bad Bunny, when he first started, he was like super trapped out. Yeah. He had the crazy, like, designs on his hair with a low fade. The third eye. The third eye. There's like a thing, a whole meme about, like, Bad Bunny's Day One fans. Yes.

And they're, like, wearing scullies and like, ta-t-t-ta-ta-ta-tot-ta versus his fans now. Completely different. Now he got like the little beard popping. Yeah. He got the longer hair. And I was just like, yo, you were saying how you actually changed for a girl as well, right? Yeah, I became a bitch. Oh my God.

You still are? So we're simper pimping this because it's influenced by his girl. Yes. Wow. 100%. Have you heard what amuses? A lot of artists have muses. And a lot of them are girls.

So it's like they bounce off of like if the. If the girl didn't exist, would Drake have Marvin's room? If a girl didn't exist, would Bad Bunny have, he didn't do that song. No. What's the one where he remix the Ivey Queen song? The one where he's dancing. You're dancing by himself?

His muse was himself. No, it was probably another girl. Yeah. That looked like him? He was dressed as a girl in the music video. So it had to be inspired by a girl. Pram Pram. His ex, maybe, Gabriela.

Yeah. But you got what I'm saying, like, a lot of it is inspired. You've never been inspired by a girl for your work. Yeah, you're a photographer. You have muses. Yeah. Oh, my God. At least, lies to say, it's Daniel.

No, yeah. A muse is, like, super important to art. Right. That's essential. I just don't like this. But sometimes you could choose the wrong muse. Yeah. Yeah.

And that's bad news. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Jeez. Inspiring your work after a girl. Vic, has it worked out for you? Yes or no? No.

Because Maximil brought you up for a reason. Yeah, hardly ever. I mean, there was a time where I was doing this podcast and then my muse would sit in the room as I... The podcast you got fired from? No, I didn't get fired from all. Oh, another one. No. Is it our podcast?

Yes. Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, does this sound of this coffee. No. Trigger you a little bit? No. So I had the wrong...

She had the Starbucks real hater. Yeah. It was just like she didn't make me better as. a creator because it was like restricting because like the things we would talk about on the pod like it's revealing a lot of life it's a lot of jokes and stuff and it didn't make I wasn't able to fully be myself I had to like hold back everything I was about to say like oh no I can't say this because in the car it's going to be a fight yeah and you know she's going to watch it back or you know what I'm saying it was just a lot of stuff like that so like sometimes you

could choose the wrong muse that won't actually allow you to grow and spread your wings they want to clip them or turn something good I remember um mango street he was like a fashion guy and so he wanted to dress me but like fashion I feel like and it's not fashion's fault or his fault

let's just blame him I'm top heavy so he would try to get me like in clothes that would look cool on a girl that's like flat chested and it would be tight and I was like dude why do I look like an Olson twin

and Gothic and frock frocky I don't even know that's a word but that's a word for them And I always felt like, dude, I look so wagging. He's like, no, it's fashion. And I'll never want to look at those photos again because here I am thinking I'm fashion. And I'm not.

He just made me look whack. Yeah. So for that, I have to be like, it seemed to do your work like that based off of a girl. Yeah. I just hope that it's not based. I feel like he would do horse riding without her. Nah.

Yeah. When? It's because now why I associate him with like the horses with Kendall. That's why it's hard for me. Really? See, I think like, no, I think like if anything it feels to me, like group of Frontera, like. That's what I was going to say. You're thinking that.

But before he wouldn't do any of that stuff. If anything, he's like a big Luchador fan. He would do something with Luchador stuff. Yeah, he would be a lot more wrestling. And he's like a city boy, right? Like, from where he comes from, like, it's a part of the city. It's not like, he doesn't live out in like the rancho part of Puerto Rico. Like, so he's more of a city boy.

He came out with the trap stuff. You know, it was a total different vibe when he first came out. All right, well, he sent for the album cover, but Big, we're going to break down all the news on this new album. On Word on Rosecrans, that's right. Including, like, I have a beef with him for this album title. Yeah. You got to get into a little funny. But right familiar.

Yeah, quick simp. Simp, sim, sim, sim, sim, zip. Scrolling with the homies. Okay, it is the latest Halloween decoration that is catching the streets by storm. It's gone viral. It costs $180. And if you don't have it yet, you're going to want it after this. Okay.

So if you don't have those $180, I'm sorry. I got it. I'm about to put that. Oh, you got it? Wow. I just don't have grass. To put the decoration. And my neighbor's my still mine.

It happens. That is an issue. Getting stolen decorations? Yeah. Oh my God. It happens a lot in my neighborhood, too. Okay. So I don't know if you knew about this, but last year there was a skeleton from Home Depot.

And it was like a really tall skeleton. Everybody wanted it. That was like, the decoration of the of the season. So now it is a decoration straight from Target named Lewis, L-E-W-I-S. Let me explain him a little bit to you, but if you haven't caught on to this latest viral decoration, you're about to, okay? So he looks like a jack-o'-lantern, but he's dressed like a ghoul, but he's as tall as a scarecrow,

okay? It's a lot, a lot of things going on, right? Yeah. Cost $180, sold out everywhere, but people are literally going to Target just to meet this full and touch the button because of what he says when you do it. Check this out. Simple phrase. I love it.

Jackie Leonard. I am not a Jack Lantern. My name is Lewis. What do you say? He said jack. He said that. He said I am not a jack. No.

What are you thinking of? He did not say that. He did not say that. Maxmo. It's too early to be Jackie. He said Jackie lantern. It's too early for me I said Jackie Lantern

He said the same thing twice Jackie Jackie Litting Okay We're not to say that Because it sounds really bad But this phrase Has made him viral

And I think it's the fact That he's not a Jack Lantern His name is Louis Just he's so confidence About who he is This thing has sold out But there are countless of videos On TikTok

Of people just going to Target Looking for him Because you could look You see his little face Peeping up from like the lanes, the rows in the store, and people just want to meet our guy Lewis. Luis. Okay, I'm going to tell you

this right now. I told my sister about him because she knows all the viral stuff. Yeah. It's like, Monica, have you heard about Lewis? And she's like, no, so I sent her one of the viral videos. She's like, I got to have him. I need to find him. I'm going to get him. I'm going to find it in Vegas or whatever. Like, oh my gosh. You're going to drive? My brother.

Yeah. Oh, smart. And I have a ship. Yes. That's so much money and so much time too. Unnecessarily. had I not told her it was viral she would have passed by straight in the store she wouldn't have even cared to get this as a decoration because I told her it was viral now she wants him

which low-key baby girl reminds me of you Irene and hello kitty stuff do you like hello kitty because you like hello kitty or because everything goes viral on Tj. Max TikTok I've always liked that stuff I just happen to know where it's at because of TikTok so there's a difference so what you're saying is it no no no no no don't argue with me

what I want to see Louis Yeah, I have. Yeah, yeah. You saw Lewis where? I'm not in person, but I've seen it on TikTok. Oh. Also, you knew about them before. I want to go buy it and sell it for $100 more.

Yeah, me too. Honestly, I hate people that do that. Why? Reseller culture. There's always people that will buy it on eBay. You're right. Irene is people. Offer op?

Hey, you haven't heard of offer op? You said Jackie and there's nothing that tops. Jackie Lantern. Don't try to get Angie. You win today. You win today on the messed up word of the day. Revenge will come, bitch. Revenge will come.

It's just the start of the show. Yo, nothing. Nothing, please. Word on rosecrans. Tea Payne bought a fake watch and is flexing it. Look, Mr. Payne was on his nappy boy radio. Mr. Payne. And he was talking about how he bought a fake Richard Millie watch and is happily flexing it online.

He said he bought it on Timu. What is? Timu is like the new wish. Yeah, it's like the new wish, but they're, they like are getting a lot of backlash right now because they'll take your identity and sell it in the black market. Yeah. They're going to like clean about. Yeah. The deal comes with the price.

No, literally. Literally. Literally, Temu is like, it'll sell fake anything. It's like, you think you like something? And they're like, oh, we have the fake version for 50 cents. Why is Mr. Payne buying from there? He just said, he's like, and I like it. And he even bought another chain for less than a dollar.

Oh, gosh. That does sound like a two. Is he a brokey? No, he's not. He's smart. Listen to this. Smarty. Yeah! It's a Richard Millie.

I'm going to see what I can get away. Bro, you see me out with this? Just don't say nothing. This literally says fashion watch. Let's be cute for a kid to play dress up. Do you want to wear Richard Millie? Well, I'll tell you what. It's about to be for a adult going to a award show, for real.

somewhere in that motherfucker. So he's so hype about it because he's like, yo, I got this fake Richard Millie. It just says fashion watch. It was super cheap. And like T-Pain knows about spending money on jewelry.

Yeah. He has that big-ass chain. Yeah, he notoriously spent like over like 100K on that big-ass chain. And so now he's at a place in his life where he's like, man, I'm T-Pain. I could wear fake jewelry if I want.

And you just have to deal with it. Like, nobody could tell me nothing. So I thought it was a, He was so hype about it. Yeah. I don't mind fake. I'll go shopping at Forever 21 for jewelry all day, every day. There's a double standard when it comes to women.

Women's fashion jewelry. Jewelry and men jewelry. Why? Because men watchers are crazy. Yeah, that too. I don't want to wear a fake roly. Come on. 20 bucks?

You should. Yeah. And I think it's more about does your lifestyle show that you could afford the real. the real thing. Right. So then you don't need to get the real thing. And that's what I think T-Pain kind of realized. He's like, dude, it doesn't matter if my watch is fake or not because he's T-Pain.

Exactly. Everyone's going to believe that it's real. Exactly. Dude, and then these watches that he's talking about, the rich and money, they're like a million dollars in up. Yeah. That's what he's laughing. Yeah. That's why he's having a good time.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. They're super, super pricey watches. But why? They're just a thing. Like, there's no diamonds on them. Oh, I see some actually, never mind.

Yeah, no, they're... It's also, like, with watches, it's craftsmanship. Yep. Because you have to make... Like, you could tell, like, how they're made, and it's crazy. Like, every little thing about the watch, this is crazy. Yeah, and a lot of these watches actually gain value over time. Yeah.

So even though you have it, it's like a collector's item. Down the line, you can resell it for more. Yeah. And, you know, get more money. Exactly. All right, look, y'all. Bad Bunny is... dropping a new album Friday, October 13.

That's this Friday! That's right. Okay, Kina. The album is called, Nadia Sabe Locazapar Manana. Why you sound so crazy saying in this day, why do you sound like that? What?

Can you say it normal? No. No. Nita's looking for her teeth. Because I want to say it right. Nadia sa be like... See? You see? That's what I didn't want to happen.

I had to say it. Novela. Nobody knows what I'm going to pass tomorrow. Big, what happens when you speak Spanish? You just jumbled together? Yes, exactly. It just runs together like a run-on sentence. It's like cursive.

Okay, that album. Yes, okay. And it has like a cowboy theme to it. We're talking about it earlier in Simper Pimp. And he actually dropped the trailer to it. And he cut his hair short, y'all. It's short. It's back to like trap bad bunny days.

He got the buzz cut. And yeah, this is a. A snippet of the trailer. Don Benito. So nice to see you. Welcome to Corbone. Damn, he's a godfather all of a sudden. Yeah.

Nobody knows. Don Benito. Yo, if you go back as a new character. The stages of his life are so crazy. Yeah. And it happens so fast. Yeah. I want trap bad money back.

So this is trapped bad money. I feel like it is. I feel like it is. I'm excited now. Because he's been hinting. Yeah. Like on his bio on YouTube, he changed to the.

the eye emoji. Yes. And I have another confession to me. Oh my God, Victor, what? It is the trap bad bunny. I hate you. Yes.

But I knew it because I tweeted about it too. This is exciting. Yes. Say exclusive sneak preview. Okay. Yeah, don't whisper in my ear at a party. I'm going to tell her on the radio. Wait, I was whispering your ear.

Nobody. That doesn't exist. Did you choke them after? No. Oh. Wait, this is the stylist? No. Now you have to see a name.

Oh, wow. All right. Vic knows some people that know some people. Yeah. No, some people that know some people that know Don Benito. Yeah, this is a lot. He's going through his different little motions. Yes.

I do like that he's alone in the trailer. Yes. That candle's not there with him. True. Exactly. Yeah. I have a feeling now that this cover is a troll. Mm, it could be.

You think so? Well, I don't know. Maybe it's like... Why would it? Because you're thinking that it's not like matching the theme of that video? And then this. Have you guys ever seen Godfather? There's a freaking horse head in Godfather.

You guys are pissing me off. Don't yell at me. You guys are on culture. Sure or not true? Yes. Put a horse's head in his bed. They go to Italy and horses are in Italy. They're not just in Kendall General's ranch.

You guys. Crazy letty. Really? Yes. Not you, Angelica. I'm kidding. No, I've never seen Godfather. No, but I know we're all excited, but I know there's one person that's pissed off about this.

K-LG. No. Oh, maybe there's two people. Offset. Because that was his release date that he announced maybe a month or more ago. And now he's releasing his album on the same day's bad bunny. Dang. Yeah, bro, you can have to push it back.

You know, you got number two. Yeah, number two is not so bad. They're number one. Yeah. And then I know, Lettie, you, you, uh... I don't like it. I don't like it for all the Bichota, Babasuki's all that, kechimba, everything. Shout out to Carol G.

She dropped an album. Yes, it reminded me of Bad Bunny's album, but now I feel like Bad Bunny's getting her back. Yeah. For her album, sounded like Bad Bunny's album. Okay, so it all started with this.

Nothing else happened before. I know there's stuff before, but Angie, I wasn't into that and trap before this. It's okay. It starts when you started. Exactly. Wow. It's A.L.

After Letty. Yeah. There's B.L. And then A.L. Wow. Wow. Okay. So Bad Bunny's album.

Yes. A verano Sinti Vibes incredible Like just the tropical vibes The summer vibes All of that good stuff He owned that year when he dropped it Okay

Then Carol G this year He dropped it last year That's crazy Yeah He dropped it last year Carol G beginning of this year Drops A manana Serra Bonito

That means tomorrow Everything will be okay Tomorrow everything will be okay Tomorrow everything More beautiful Tomorrow will be beautiful Right Same type of vibe

As Bad Bunny If like you had a girl version of Bad Bunny It would be Carol G's album and Carol G. But incredible vibes both ways around. Tropical upbeat, uplifting.

It always tripped me out that they didn't collab. Loki, I feel like they need to be together. There's one song where Bad Bunny is doing the albums. For these albums. Yes, I thought it was Bad Bunny, but I looked in the credits. He's not credited. Yeah, but it isn't. So maybe he's mad that he didn't get credited on the album.

Because I remember asking Angie, I'm like, is this Bad Bunny? And he's not credited on that exact song. I think it's Provenza. It might be Provenza or no. Which is the one that has Bad Bunny in the background. We probably couldn't Google it because he's not credited.

But now he drops his album which is Nobody Sae Locha Pazer Manana. No one knows what will happen tomorrow. It's like he's talking to Carol G. Yeah. She's like, hey, tomorrow will be beautiful. Nobody knows what will happen tomorrow.

Like he's responding to it. Yeah. But like in the ominous way? Yeah. Not only that, but it's the same style as Carol G's album, which is the crayon. Is this? Is this?

Reading to a collab album? Or are they the ones that are secretly? Because remember when he's like, no one knows hearts or whatever. Are they secretly beefing? They're definitely something. They're arguably like Carol G just won the Latin Billboard Award for Best Album of the Year, right? Yeah. They're arguably the top one and two.

Yep. I believe so. In that scene. Yeah. For them, they're talking to each other. They're saying things. They are very, very aware of what the other one is doing at all times. Oh, yeah, for sure.

and I just yeah if I could make a Latin power couple it would be Carol G and Bad Bunny I don't know Angie if they've ever talked or no they have a They have a song together No not like that like talk like no No kiss Yeah never right

Because she's been with her man Yeah And he's been with Been around Yeah He's been everywhere That's right Okay so yeah I don't like it for Carol D purposes

Like why are you even getting manana You should not even say be saying manana Yeah now when I think of manana I think Carol G Carol G And then I see the first She does not own the word. Carol G cannot own the word tomorrow.

She does. No, she doesn't. And guess what tomorrow is? Beautiful. No one will know. No one will know what tomorrow. How do you know tomorrow's going to be beautiful? Because Carol G.

No, she's wrong. Oh my God. She is wrong. Are we Benito and Carol G. Right now? Yeah. Are we beefing it? The beef is real.

Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah. The Latin chapel is going to explode if they beef. Oh, or if they kiss. Because it's going to be. Oh. What side are you choosing? Is it what?

Bebesuki. Hell, man. My dog. I'm sorry. I never seen Carol G. Wear L.A. had in my life.

Bad bunny be wearing them all the time. And he goes to Leo's tacos. It's my dog. Yeah, to appropriate culture. No? And then he shouted out A1A tequila. You never even seen him eat the tacos.

He just showed up. Yeah. But I heard. He went and he was reading A1A tequila. Yeah, he went out on his story and he posted A18 tequila. Yeah, it's good. I've had it. It's good.

Can we have? And this is not an ad. Can we put on him? He won't get out. Wait, it is not that bad. It is. A1A tequila, really. It's gang, you guys.

You guys hear of this appointment too. Yeah. Listen, I'm back and guess what? You're back? Bad Bunny's going to win. That's right. There's no even fighting. Or maybe he won't, but we don't know what tomorrow holds.

Yeah, true. That's right. Up top, buddy. But we do know it's going to be beautiful. Yeah, we do. No, we don't. Yes, we do. All I know is that tomorrow you got to tune in to us.

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They pretend to return a $20 bill to you. Like, hey, you drop this. Boom. You take the $20. Oh, thank you, good sir. Then another person comes up and says, hey, that's my $20. Can I get it back? And apparently this is happening more with old folks because I know I would never do this.

You hand your wallet to the person that's taking the $20 back. And someone else distracts you. While they distract you, that person is taking the $20 and your credit card. One, that's a little mancito if this happens to you. But apparently this is happening so much that officials are warning. Please use caution when using a debit card, providing your personal info and also play close attention

while other people around you at ATMs. This is a very odd scam, I will say. Yeah. But I think the biggest when more people that are prone to scams are the elderly or the... I know. It's not like a genius plot or scam.

You know, like I do feel bad for the people that fall for it because it's like very naive and like easily taking advantage of so I think that's what makes me the most upset about this. Me too. I'll support these type of scams. Yeah.

These ones. A vomit No, I'm just kidding I don't support scanning it. No. Apparently, and let me get this straight because this is even troubling

for me to try to understand but they're watching you they get your ATM pin number so boom they got that locked in. Later they say you know what these are my $20, these are your $20 boom. Moments later,

the scammer will get the victim to open their wallet asking for the money back. During the process the victim gets distracted while the scammers steal a debit card right from under the victim's nose

without them knowing. I would assume that it's something like of a two scammer thing. Yeah, which is also like the car one that I just saw happen, which trip me out. It's people going to your Craigslist ad if you're selling a car, right? And they're looking at your car. While one has you kind of like in the back of the car,

like surveying it, the other ones in the front of the car, pulling stuff out of your engine. What? Yeah, and really quickly, they know what they're doing, right? So that when you come back around, let's say they take it for a test drive,

boom, your check engine light turns. on, right? And they're like, dude, why are you selling us a car that has the check engine light? And look, there's oil spilling from the engine. But you know what? We'll still take it. And they'll like knock off $1,000 or something like that. And you end up selling your car, which the red flag should be that they still want your car after all the bad stuff. But a lot of people are getting fooled by this, especially when times are tough and you're selling your car for money. Like you need the money, you're tight on it. You get caught up in these types of scams. They got caught by a ring camera where you saw one of the guys taking the guy that's selling the car to the trunk to kind of inspect the trunk.

While that was happening, this fool was pouring like oil in the engine. I was like, bro, why would you give me this? This engine is bad, but you know what? We'll take it. Knocking off the money. That's crazy. That's pretty smart, though. For that scammer?

That's smart. No, I mean, I feel like that's so messed up. Especially if people don't know, like, kind of about cars. So it's like, yeah, man, why are you trying to sell me this car? no timing belt and all this stuff and it's like uh well i thought it was in there you need the money you'll do it yeah it makes it like what you're supposed to do is you're supposed to get a friend and you guys are supposed to lowball this person together separately oh you know what i'm saying like online like on craigs like no harm no foul just you know have one person yeah and that's kind of like making a deal

yeah you know you don't have to like destroy this guy's engine right that's extreme really good at getting a deal. Oh yeah. Like you said, you lowball them. You low ball them. All the time. Yeah.

But it's more like a business deal. It's not like, oh, well, this is broken. Meanwhile, you broke it. Yeah. Put sugar in his tank or something.

I can get it cheaper elsewhere. Like, oh, I'll give you this much. If you're on the floor, I low ball you all the time. Exactly. That's me with the swap meat. I'm like,

ah, come on. Yes. At the swap meet all the time. Yes. Yep, walk away. And then they're like, all right, all right. I wish I had that sense.

Yeah. Because I'll pay whatever you say And then I'll pay whatever you say Yeah, that is Latte I know, I know It's like $20, you gotta go You're like, here's this $50 pencil You just have like a little catchphrase

Like ah, nisiqueh Like brush them off and then just walk away And I'm like, hey, hey, okay, okay, I'll give you a good Yeah Wow, thank you, that's the thing Have them beg you Wow Okay, well

I always on offer up, I always offer half of what they have Damn I hate people like you Me too I bought in a lot of cameras like that. Let me tell you. Because even on the seller's standpoint, they are upping the price knowing people are going to low-ball them.

You know what's funny? It's cute in time. I low-bossed someone for a camera. And then I pulled up and I ended up knowing them. What happened? He's like, oh, man, he's like, it's you. I was like, yeah, my bad, bro. I'll be doing, I'll be low-bonding people off, bro.

He's like, no, because it's you, I feel better. Thank you, bro. Like, I would give you this on a deal. Yeah. Wait, so your name on offer up is not Maximo? No. What is it? What is it?

What is it? What is it? It's the last time you bought something on offer up? Like last week? What did you buy? Yeah. I bought a jersey. You're so cute.

Like a vintage clipper jersey. Oh. Wait, so too. Are you sure they weren't giving it away from free? Yeah, I know. Free pickups? I wish they were, Irene. Okay?

I would go. On Craigs is when it's like free dirt. Yeah. Three wood pallets. Steve Lommer, are you listening to them? I'm here for you. Guys. Call me.

Franchise is a joke. All right. All right. Check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line.

We got you for the homie help line. An anonymous food needs our help, but we should give him a name. Maricio. Mauricio, yeah, definitely. Okay. All right, okay. Maricio, sent us a deal. And he said, so here it goes.

I work in a city where I thought I had no people I know around me and decide to mess with Sanchita. So one day, we go to a park and quote unquote have lunch. Then decide to take a walk after. So as we're walking, I see someone and he looked very familiar. It was my Suegr. He sees me and looks shocked because the girl I was walking with, wasn't his daughter.

But here's the twist. He was there with his San Chita too. That can't be real. No way. What is this park? What park is this? I know. Cracking ass park, Sanchita Park.

Sanchita Park. He said, I don't know what to do with the holidays that are coming. They're around the corner. Help a homie out. What should I do? Not say anything. What are you talking about? What do you want to do?

Because the holidays are coming. So like both of them. They need to create like a pact. Like, hey, I won't say nothing. You don't say nothing. Exactly. That's the combo they need to be like, so what happened? Walk up to each other.

He has to stick out his hand. Lock eyes. It is. Yeah. Like, you good? I'm good. We good? We good.

We good? That is. That is wild. Yeah, it sounds fake. But if she finds out, they both love. Well, they're both cheating. But let's say the daughter, right? His wifey and his Swaygroro's daughter, right?

Yeah. She would get brokenhearted two times, not just by her man, but by her dad for cheating on her mom. Oh, I didn't think about it that. Yeah. Or you know how they say. But they should, they should still get down. Like, if I'm the dad, if I'm the dad, I'm still, like, messing you up. But I'm not going to say anything because it's my daughter.

Yeah. But what if he's a little, like, and is like, Yo, you lay one hand on me. I'm calling your wife. He won't. You don't think so? Because then I'll just tell yours. But he has less to lose.

Not really. That dude has a whole family, kids, grandkids. I mean, he didn't say. They both have families. Yeah, he didn't say if he had kids or not, but you still have a lot to lose regardless. Because if that's like his suero, it means that obviously he knows them, like already. Yeah, you're already like a title. Yeah, that's true.

That's true. That's true. If he calls him Swagaro and, yeah. Sometimes when I date girls, I'm like, oh, that's that girl's dad. Yeah, right? Yeah, yeah. Just getting another. Damn.

Oh, that's crazy. He should have went out to him. And hey, what's so? You're trying to have lunch together? Hey, yo. At the park. No. No, that's weird.

You wouldn't do that. No. In a theoretical world. No theory is over here. You're cheating on Daniela. No theories over here. That's crazy. But you run into Emmy's boyfriend that's cheating on her.

But he sees you cheating on Daniela. What do you do? No theories. OV. What do you beat him up? What do you beat him up? I would not put myself in that predicament. Oh, my God.

Good answer. Good answer. Family feud. Ask me. No, you don't have a daughter. It hits different with someone that has a daughter. That's true. Yeah, that hurts a croissant.

Let's help this fall out. I can't. I hate him. Yeah, I hate you. He's a low down, dirty shame. That's the homie. That's the homie and we have to help him. Yeah, we're forced to.

We're legally. He has to, shush. He has to just keep it a secret and just have that awkward conversation with his cheating. He has to go outside. Okay, yeah, he has to go outside. Well, he has to get to the family function. Say, hey, let's go have a cigarette. Real man.

Real man business. Stand on business. And then they got to go outside or a drink, whatever. You know, and just alone time, them too. And just look each other in the eye and just, I won't tell. But you better not say nothing. You know, he has to, like, put it on the table. You know what?

Tell your girl. cheating on her right and she's gonna be like all distraught and be like hey it gets worse and then just walk out go time to pause and then it's like now you're free and clear go be with the sanjita oh clearly that family it's kind of just like hey you know it's like uh she's gonna get hit with the worst heartbreak from her dad so she's like you're gonna be secondary yeah you get what i'm saying now's the perfect time if she's gonna find out damn Then she's going to find out about Pops and then her whole life is a lie. Damn.

Ask me, I know. Okay. Anyway, hit us up. 818. 151.159. 818 52059. How would you help this desgracialo? Good for nothing except to cheat in the park.

Park cheetah. And have lunch. And who are you with that she's so dirty and down for lunch in the park? Yeah. And we're not talking about real lunch. We're talking about munch. Okay? We need Jerry.

What would you tell this bull? Who got caught cheating but also caught his father-in-law cheating at the same time. Yeah, they're both having luncheables. Yes, they're having muchables. I'm kidding. With a donia, she probably is gross too. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help.

We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. We got to help. He can't help himself, obviously. Can't help himself. He has too much lunch.

He has a double lunch, a double munch. Double booked. Yeah. Obviously has... Double hooked. No self-control. Just like his suegro. That's crazy.

Bunch of Susios. But we're trying to help the homie, right? He's our homie. We're not trying to judge him. So my homie text me and he said he needs to snitch on a suegro first so when they when the swagger snitches on him he says it's revenge so it's not true and I was like wow that is the ultimate reverse uno card

you're right and that in my work it is but it's risky because you put yourself in the scene of the crime you know what I'm saying you might be safe yeah you might be safe for a couple of years and then it's going to come out yeah till he gets the other girl pregnant We don't know how old this person is She might be shitty blinks You know what's crazy? They say girls look someone that's like their father

I was thinking that Yeah I was thinking that If so she did a great job Nope nope nope We don't look like no No it's not about we look No I'm saying we don't look for someone that's like our dad

I know what's that you're talking about But nope not me It just depends It's not everybody It's not about you Yeah The world doesn't roll on you In my head it does

Just because Marcuse doesn't speak Spanish Doesn't mean anything Yeah, Prius. There's no way. There's no way because my dad speaks a lot of Spanish, okay? And he doesn't. No, it's from different things. She's like, my dad drives a truck and he drives a Prius.

He saves out of gas. Smart man. Smart man. We got some colors. Yes, yes. We have Guillermo from San Pedro on line two. All right. Guillermo.

Yeah, what's up, don't? Oh, wait. Are you just stressed out, honey? Hey, listen, listen, listen. Before you even finish this story, I just knew these are some MacArthur Park activities. That's the park you went to? I mean, I'm not sure of it, but I'm still sure of it, you know? Because, like, what other park is that going to go down at?

Yes. And, oh, man, when I picked up, I was just thinking of the story, like, you know, everyone has their advice. like you can be there with your little you know your mistress and all that but the swag girl is just so crazy like I can eat it's like and I don't know you had a good point with the holidays coming up like imagine you're together you're making the masa at the table you're just looking at the swag girl his life's lock eyes yeah I know too I know what you did last summer yeah yeah you'd be using like you'd be using like you don't know it'd just be the look yeah but I don't know

I feel like in the event this is real, you know, silence is key. Like, you really want to make the Christmas gift just, like, tearing your entire family apart. Like, I don't think so. Yeah. But I don't know, man. What's your advice? Yeah, what's your advice you think they should? My advice to him, my advice to him, finally, I'm just going to have to say keep quiet, fool.

There's not much you can really do without starting a war at this point. So you might as well just keep quiet until Christmas passes, get all your gifts there and drop the bomb on. So, but you think at, like, Christmas dinner, you think he should, like, drop some hints, like, hey, Swagro, would you like any more sides? You should, like, drop some of his? Like, yeah. Or have you had enough? Are you full or do you need more? And he'd be like, no, I think I have.

They're just going to have, like, a cold word, like, I think you've had enough, too. You've had enough sides. You go out back and run your one Exactly Let's go, Guillermo That was good That was good advice I mean

He's just pushing it so next year Yeah He said just wait Don't ruin Christmas Ruin New Year's Basically is what he's saying Start with your friend Start your back

Yeah Then you cleanse Exactly We have any more colors Yes we have Nicole From San Gabriel On line one All right

Nicole Hello hello Good morning Good morning, Nicole. What do you think about this homie? I think he said he needs to grab Swuego a beer on the holiday and just call it a day, tip for tap. Who knows, maybe Suagra knows about the side sheet, too. And they're keeping it away from them.

You never know. Oh. So just talk? Just call it even. Just play it off. Call it off. Like, nothing happened. You didn't see me.

I didn't see you. We're both, I'm cheating on your daughter. You're cheating on the mom. Okay. Nicole. That's a lot of. Let's play hypothetical here. Let's say you saw your Suegra at the park while you were doing something you weren't supposed to.

I'm not saying you're that type of person, but let's just play pretend. What are you doing? See, now it's different. I'm going to take you to the grave. We're judging you. No, I'm kidding. Everybody's a twin, right? Yeah.

Oh, for you. It was your doppelganger? It wasn't me I was at home You gotta dye your hair immediately No, I dyed my hair It's not even that color no more I was at the salon

Wow That's crazy Okay so Guillermo said that he just got to keep quiet And then not ruin Christmas But ruin New Year's essentially Yeah push it back Or potentially run one in the back

Yeah exactly And then Nicole is saying just call it even just don't even say nothing just you know take it to the grave yeah yeah we have one more color we have one more okay yes we have Gio from Long Beach on line three all right Gio what up brown bag what up Gio how are you gonna help this homie this uh this uh this this uh this uh Succio right here it's a help the Succio is this way what's gonna happen is this he's either gonna have to like like the other like

The other Germotech, you know, don't say nothing about it. Because at the end of the day, even though they're both playing with fire, the Swagro's going to get burned more because he knows it didn't say nothing to his daughter. He has more to lose. That's what I was saying. No, you're right. Yeah. He got much more because, and this is coming from, like, you know, a father of two girls.

Hey, Joe. You can't do anything. Don't dis my homie right here. Gio is a great man that I've never met. I appreciate that Yeah, so that's pretty much the outcome. You know, don't say nothing or depending on the relationship you have with your swagger,

if it's already rocky, go ahead and juice them. Do what you can. Get the most out of him. And if that's nice. Oh. I like those shoes right there on that rack. Hey, I like that vintage jacket, homie. I like a nice belt you got there.

I like that buckle. It's going to be a good Christmas for him. He's going to get a present from his girl, his side girl, and his Swaygrog. Dang. Hey, the house is going to be given to him. He's going to have to be in the will now. He's going to get the terranos.

He's going to help him anymore. He's going to have everything. He was. And I got to send out some happy birthdays, okay? It's do it. It's Maya's birthday. Happy birthday, Maya. Maya.

Best of me. Yes. Happy birthday, Mario Lopez. Hey! Is that our favorite birthday person today? And I have to say Mario Lopez did not cheat with Jeannie Mae. Of course. Gizi's life.

I can't believe y'all put that on him. I know. I defended him since the beginning. She explained a rumor that was going on as she should. She's a journalist. Listen, no rumors around Mario. Oh, God. He's a saint,

St. Mario. I'm clearing his name. Thank you. He's not cheat. Brown man don't cheat. Yeah. Happy birthday to Dale Earnhardt Jr. Hey.

He rides cars? NASCAR. NASCAR. First you last. Happy birthday, Brett Forb. What? Yeah. Yo, shut out, Brett, bro.

You made them taxes, bro. You made them taxes? Yeah. Okay. And we have a special Super Kill Vibs birthday in the studio, you guys. Happy birthday. Jose Jose Jose

Jose Jose Jose Jose Jose Jose Thank you Bring it the dancers Wow why are they all guys What are you like

Bring it bring it back Josie What are your birthday plans little baby? I don't know yet Are you excited we didn't forget your birthday to this time? Get your birthday to this time around? Oh, yeah. Last year you guys forgot, I was sitting there in the studio.

Damn. And I almost did it this year again. Wow. I almost didn't tell you guys. Oh. I felt guilty. Okay, why are you that person that doesn't tell us when your birthday is, but also gets mad that we don't remember your birthday. I know.

I didn't say anything. But you've never mentioned when your birthday is for us to remember when your birthday is. Yeah. Do you get what I'm saying? Yeah. He never talks about his upcoming plans or when his birthday. Telling, you got to be annoying with your birthday. Like, oh, my God, my birthday is in six days.

Yeah, like, oh, my God. You got to be like that. Yeah, I'm like October's very own, like Drake. Like, you got, you have something, God. Yeah, I'm a 10 out of 10. They said I was not a 10 out of 10. They said I was a 10 out of 11. Like something, you know, you could do something.

Yeah, come on. No, his birthday is 10, 10, 10. Yeah. Yeah, my bad. What are you, kick him out? What are days anyway? Kick them out. Yeah.

Learn your numbers. Kids listen to us. You're the only 10 out of 10. Jose, you're the only 10 out of 10, I see. I'm not leaving it. No worry about it. Any more time. Hit that one.

Let me just go. Stay with us. Hey, Jose, Feliz Coupilanos. Adi. Thank you, thank you. I love you so much. So what are you going to do? I don't know what you're going to do?

Okay. So Jose. Maybe take your sister out to dinner. Oh. Angelica. Jose, don't start full. Yo, go for it. Oh, so she's taking me up.

I bet you that you owe me so many. Go for it. No. Go for it. Nope. No. It's easier for me to punch you than you taking out my sister on a date. I'll do what I won't.

Okay. You're going to cry. The delusion of all the dudes I think, oh, just because you like her, she's going to want you back. Yeah. Delusions. Yes. All right. And you probably only like five.

video still so get to editing even on your birthday. Oh, happy birthday, Jose. He's our video editor. Dude, can you edit a birthday video of yourself? So we could post it. Yeah, we'll get it in November. My next birthday.

Oh, yeah. Okay, yore yore. All right, look, it's Edgar report time. No, quema, call. No, chema, car. In Edgar news,

there's a guy in high school he's going around to all the edgers in his school and he's trolling him super hard why for just just to be funny on tic talk by the way vick it's hispanic heritage month yes it is like to send a loving and honor to all the edgars of Hispanic heritage month this is your time too exactly yeah so shout out of maxim well you're in edgar yes you're another yeah um so he's going around school and anytime he sees an edgar he's rubbing their head You got to listen to this audio. So funny, you can hear the people be super, super annoyed and frustrated with him because he's a complete stranger to them. They don't know him.

He's not their homie or nothing. He's just walking up to random Edgar's. Listen to this. Damn, that's God. What the fuck? Damn, mad God. What's the fuck are you? Let me see the cut.

Damn, man, God. Hey, let me see the cut. Let me see the cut. Damn, man. What's the fuck. Hey, it's a joke, it's a joke. Hold on, hold on, hold on. This is Birmingham High School?

I don't know. It looked like it. Yes. This is the high school we went to. There's so many other girls. I think so. This is the high school you went to. Birmingham High School.

This is the high school you went to? Look what they're doing. Are you proud? Yeah, Madgar. Damn. So essentially, they're flipping the damn Daniel. Yes. Zam Daniel.

Yeah. He's going that, but he's going and touching the top of their hair. That's weird. And getting them super mad. You get packed out for something like that. Yeah, he was about to. He was about to at the end. Please be careful on this Hispanic Heritage Month, please.

Yes. But also keep doing it because it's very entertaining to me. Oh, my God. Sacrifice yourself for the views, please. Ambrasala with Angie. Hey. He threw something at me and he asked Jose. Jose, I'm going to beat you up.

I don't care if it's your birthday. How old are you? That's how many socks I'm going to do for you. 31. 31 stocks. Get ready. Knuckle sandwich. Thank you.

Thank you, Latif. You're welcome, before I was. Roodly interrupted. Thank you. I was going to say the basketball games, the NBA is out in Abu Dhabi right now, you guys. What?

The NBA is out of Abu Dhabi. The NBA is out overseas in Abu Dhabi. It's happening right now. The NBA? The whole NBA? Yeah. It's NBA in Abu Dhabi. Well, okay, basketball games are going on in Abu Dabu Dhabi right now.

Pardon. Why? I don't know. I didn't even know that happened over there overseas. They do exhibitions in different markets to like just kind of test out the fan base and stuff. Boring. All right. Thank you, Wendy.

You ask you a question. It's a thing. It's an Abu Dhabi. It's a thing. But you know who's also out there? Celebrities. And you know what celebrities were out there? Which ones?

Steve Harvey and Michael B. Jordan. Ooh, this is drama because. Yeah, because Michael B. Jordan was dating Lori Harvey. That's Steve Harvey's daughter. Daughter, but it's weird. It's nice. It's weird, yeah, and so they saw each other, and Steve Harvey goes in for a hug. He hugs Michael B. Jordan, and it's like a long hug, you guys.

Like, you would think, if anything, he would diss him, but it's like, no, no, no, no, no. Like, he came in for a tight hug. Yeah. You know what that kind of hug is? What? What? Hey, man, I don't lost a baddie before, too, bro. Don't even worry about it.

Wait, but that means he's calling his daughter a baddie. That's a stepdaughter. Yeah, it's a very weird thing. I don't even, I don't know how it's a, it is weird. It is, but it's not like he's sexualizing her. It's just like, you know, I've had, you could say it in. I've had a beautiful woman in my life before, you know. I've been brokenhearted too.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah, that was that kind of hug. Just like, you'll be an eye player. Yeah, and Steve whispered something to Michael's ear. So we don't know what he said, but it was like, dude. I got some out here. Who was watching them?

What do you mean? All the cameras were eyes on the ass. Yeah, Steve Harvey. It's Steve Harvey and Michael V. Jordan. It's like, we're waiting for something to happen. Yeah. What if Steve was gonna throw hands? Whoa.

Wow. Yo. I don't know. The leader of the mind. That sound effect. It's a very different thing. Yeah. Even that.

I don't think is making it any matter. Because I'm like, please hit the punch. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. This is a lot more cartoony. Yours is like, oh. Bojango.

Yeah. But that's why people were watching. It's like, dude, like after. a whole year and after a whole year after they broke up Lori and Michael like now Steve goes and hugs Michael B. Jordan which is like at that point it's like what do you do?

You know what he could have told him too? I don't even like snowfall. Because you know how she's with dancing. Yeah, yeah. She's a dancing into now. Franklin's safe from snowfall. Yeah, she's like in a whole new relationship. Yeah. She's clearly moved on. That would be the issue.

She looks all happy. Yeah. Your dad is like all huggy. Yeah. With your ex and you're in a new relationship. Oh, that's going to put her in a particular. Yeah. When they were together, he, like, he approved her, right? Oh, he approved. Him.

He approved him. Like, he even went on the Ellen show, and he was talking to, like, praising him, saying, like, oh, I was trying to find, like, something not to like him. But this guy is such a great guy, okay? Listen. This guy is such a good guy, man. He is one of the nicest guys when I met his father. You know, I've set up with him.

We've talked for hours. I just can't find nothing wrong with him. I'm, I'm a man. I'm hoping this last. Oh, clearly it didn't because I was only like a year and a half. Hoping around.

But imagine Steve like Michael. And I don't think he said anything about Lori's new guy. Oh. So it's like, oh, like, clearly he has a favorite. What's going on? Yeah. It's like between Future and Michael B. Jordan

and then Dampson, he's like, I like Michael the best. Yeah. Oh, yeah, because before she was dating Future. future for like a quick little second yeah tell steve harvey oh don't want to do any of your siblings have like an ex that you liked a sibling not like that you like but like no no i know what you mean but i mean like my my sister's ex is the once oh actually yeah yeah judith's first boyfriend from high school he was really cool really okay because i don't want to be the only one to no no no so i'm going to get in trouble my sister you're going to get in trouble with your sister it's okay she totally

listens. Yeah. What's up, Haley Leah? Oh. You don't know him. I bet. Yeah. I wish it was you to do.

Yeah. Hitting. That's why I feel about this, my sister's high school sweetheart. And like, he was just so cool. That's it. You're holding back right now. Yeah. We don't want to get in trouble.

Same, same girl. My younger sister dated this dude. He was like five foot two and he was just a little turd. So I don't miss him at all. He didn't be short. Yeah. He was lame. He was like two years older than her.

And he was like 19. She was 17. It was like kind of illegal. Very legal at that time. Besides the point, I was just like, dude, he's lame. Yeah. I could just feel his vibe. I'm like, this kid's lame.

You're going to wake up one day and realize it. And then she did. Yeah. And then my other sister, she's just been with her boyfriend since she was like 18. So they're just like. Oh, wow. So I don't have anything else to like, oh, she had like a little boyfriend that was like playing soccer and stuff.

But he was kind of lame too. I don't think. you're ever going to prove with any of them. Yeah. And that's your job not to do. Yeah. Yeah.

That all lame, only, except gee, he's cool. The her man. Oh, currently. Gotcha. Gotcha.

But see, that's the thing. I was just wondering, like, okay, when you break up with that partner, do you,

does the whole family break up with them? Ooh. Because I know, I mean, he has to know your family first, Angie. Yeah.

When you break up with Marcus, they can decide. Oh. He hasn't met them. He hasn't met them. I know. Yeah.

Still? Yeah. What do you mean still? I was telling her this. I was telling Angie this. Yeah, I was telling Angie this. The holidays are almost here. You have to decide who's meeting who, what house you're going to.

And then Angie's like, no, I don't. Yes, you do. That's what the holidays are for. Yeah. Cicidal pressure, okay? And we're putting it on you. Yep. Oh, my God.

I honestly, no, letty did bring that up, but I told her the same thing. I'm like, why? Like, that's not even a talk. Wow. Wow. The holidays are coming. Perfect time. I know, but I don't see.

Does your family know the mailman? No No No They don't That's a lie That's the Bible Only you know

The mailman Yes And my boss out in Oh He's your worst mailman That's why I'm like No

No Okay Anyways that's That's it For Southas I love Saved by a local Southern California

Toyota dealers I'm Angie From Brumbag Mornings On Paro 106 And she loves You Marcus I do

I love you Marcus I Fight. This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? All right. If you are driving on the freeway today and tomorrow and you see some big old rockets.

Oh. No, it's not the aliens. It is actually Endeavor. So apparently the rockets that are going to go next to Endeavor, which is going to be really cool. You know, we just talked about it, how it's going to be changing to a new museum and stuff like that. It's going to have two rockets on the side of it. And those rockets. are going to be transported from the Mojave Desert,

from Mojave Air and Spaceport to the California Science Center. And it's going to be super cool. And I know that if I saw an either of these things driving on the freeway, I would be like, dude, it's the end of the world. Oh, my God. Have you ever seen anything crazy driving on the freeway? Yes. One time I seen this trailer, it was like a bunch of trailers,

and they were pulling a bunch of tanks. And I mean, it was at least like. Army tanks. Yes, it was like maybe 40 to 50 tanks and I was like, what is going on here? Like, oh my God. It's always scary seeing the Army loki. So I'm like, where's the Army coming from? And then like just the, yeah.

I've seen a space shuttle on the road before in a big caravan. Yeah, they were like driving it down like it was like. It was like West L.A. area. Like I don't know where it was going. And then you sobered up? No, no, no, it was during the day. It was a rocket for sure? I think so, yeah.

It was like, yeah, it was going down. That's crazy. Yeah. It was like West L.A. area. Yeah. A rocket in West L. It was crazy. Crazy.

Crazy. Okay. And do you ever see anything? No, now that I can think of. Really? Yeah. It might be because, A, maximum.

It might be because we have like the valley. Like the 210 is a very clear freeway. And then the like the five over there, like Palmdale area, Simon Clarita area. I've always seen Army stuff over there. There's no base. At least I don't think so. But I feel like that's their secret way.

Oh, yeah. Of taking things to where that thing that looks like the Power Rangers hub. Yeah. Remember that little. Aqueduct. Because where I live in Lake Balboa, there's an army base. You live in Lake Bobo? It's Van Nuys, but like they try, like a block away, they named the Lake Bobo to like up

the value of the houses. Wow. I'm still in Van Nuys. Okay, okay, okay. I don't get it twisted. But there's a little base and the middle school I went to supposedly was a hospital for like the, like when there's injuries in war. No way.

And there's like underground tunnels. Shut up. There's like these whole haunted stories about it because of all the people that passed away in that middle school. Oh, no. Wow. So your middle school is haunted. Yeah, supposedly. Wow.

I like it. I like it. I like it a lot. Also, I've seen this dude that plays the drums while a truck is driving them. Have you guys ever seen that? No. It's on Crunch on Slossin. Yeah, there's a dude that plays the drums while somebody's driving them around like in the tailgate.

Oh, okay. It's like, chch, chit, chit. Really? Yeah. You don't film that next time you see it. Yeah. Yeah, it's real. It's real because sci-fi saw it.

It's real because sci-fi-s-sign. Oh, I'll say this right now. Do I imagine that? If your measure of reality of honesty is if sci-fi saw it, believe me. It's not your work out of your favorite dog. I'm not crazy. I saw it. Paran 10-6, brown bag mornings.

Good morning. Yeah. Well, yes. It's 10-10-23. Okay. So we have these things that we want to. to say like a recommendation so to speak what's something that you would give a 10 out of 10 but people think is weird don't be like good kid my city town of 10 we know that thing

what's something that you just feel in your heart is a 10 out of 10 and other people need to be recommended it it's kind of weird is it is it my 10 out of 10 can I say my first okay ketchup on a ham sandwich 10 out of 10 right oh try it no no I'm judging look one time I didn't have tomato to put it on my sandwich so i was like hey ketchup is made from tomatoes boom i tried it bomb bomb and i don't even get high like that i'm not gonna lie when people put like all the sauces on sandwiches it throws me off it's not all the sauces it's just ketchup just try it but make the whole sandwich get your bread get your ham get your lettuce put some ketchup bomb bomb oh my god i want that right now no thanks i don't know i don't know it doesn't sound bad it's

like when you go to any like a fast food joint and they give you a sandwich and you thank you 10 at 10 recommend you put ranch on that no you put ketchup no you put ranch okay go go okay all right look 10 out of 10 recommendation mayonnaise on toastadas with ceviche me mayonnaise on toastada with seviche yeah big you spread mayonnaise an tostada with you are the most grossest man ever made so good meo with shrimp like I'm I'm thinking of like, it's bomb. You got to put it on the thing.

Mayo with Haivok, gross. Yes. That sounds like a recipe for the runt. I call it a cleanse, okay? Mayo in general, it trips me out. No, meo. You nasty. What?

Mayo is good, first of all. Almost all occasions. And then just to put it on the saviche. All right, right now, would you rather try my ketchup on a sandwich with Charlie or mayo with savić? ketchup on a sandwich. That's gross. What kind of a morning show is this?

A number one morning show I can sound better when you say it Maximo Maximo I actually so I go to McDonald's and when I get a hash brown I put the strawberry jelly

from McDonald's on the hash brown You're a sick man I need to try that No it is so so fire I'm judging Okay Jelly on hash brown Hash brown You can't go wrong with the house

Jelly on potato Yeah it sounds weird But I actually seen someone do it when I was younger. And I was like, that is weird, but I'm going to try it. They didn't mix up the ketchup packet. No, no, no, no, no. True. Now, like, my whole, like, everyone, when we go to McDonald's, the whole family does it.

Because it's that fire. You're spreading your. You're spreading your open-minded. Listen, try it. Hit me back. I want to say that you're gross, but also, like, I want to try it. It is so fire. Honestly, the hash browns don't miss.

Like, they're, they're 10. No, yeah. We add the jelly? All right, I'm going to try it. I'm going to try it. But if I don't like it, I'm coming back. Yeah, come back. You're going to come back with more hash rounds to share.

Oh, little babies. All right, Angelica, 10 out of 10, recommend, my friend. Recommend, anytime you guys are sick. Anytime you guys are sick, you have a sore throat. Oh, don't do it, Angie. Don't do it, Angie. 10 out of 10, you guys need to I. No.

No. I swear, you just get a little scoop and put it right back there. You can't tell the people consume but who are. There's a label. There's a label. The label says don't consume, don't eat. You're right. I say just get a little scoop and put it right back.

At your own risk. At your own risk. You guys, when you swallow that, it feels so fresh. And then you drink water. And it's like, ah, mid in there. Is that why you have such a good singing voice? Maybe. Wow.

A vet. A bit. What? See. I just did. I said. Ah. Okay, I mean 10 out of 10.

No, it works. Recommend to the end, my friend. Where would you send? Oh, bars. Bars. What is it? Damn, I had it in my head and I forgot. A.C., do I would 10 out of 10 recommend?

I do. Okay, hold on. Come over here, A.C., having an answer. Good job. So when you guys know when you guys are out to eat at Italian restaurants, they gave you the salad and they gave you, you know, your spaghetti. You can just dip it in with the ranch, a salad. It tastes it all at once, fire.

10 out of 10. You mix salad with ranch with... If you have a salad and ranch, like if you take a bite of your salad and take a bite of your spaghetti all at once, it won't miss. 10 out of 10. You know what? I'm a big fan of food. My food touching.

Wow. My food touching is crazy. I love when my food touches and has a little orgy, you know? Oh, my gosh. It's all going to end up at the same place anyway. It's not gross. Yeah. I'm going to try that.

I get the spaghetti spaghetti salad. Mix it all in. Okay. All right. 10. I mean, if you like, because there's people that like textures, like that covers everything. Like, you get the crunchiness. True.

You get like the crouton. Yeah. I like that. I'm a foodie. I'm going to Olive Garden right now. Yes. Yes. Thank you.

A C. A C. Oh. Okay. Jose. He has to have something weird. Oh. Oh.

You know what? You know what? As a kid, I used to have pizza and ketchup. Okay. Yeah, that sounds regular. That's gross. That sounds regular. I mean, it's kind of the same thing.

It's pizza sauce, tomato and tomato. Yeah, I mean, I guess it's not that far of a stretch. Stop trying to be me, let me. Because there's people that put, like, ketchup on eggs or, like, mac and cheese. Yeah, I'm not at that either. Oh, unless it's in a breakfast brittal, then it's delicious somehow. Okay. Irene, did you remember your answer?

Okay. 10 out of 10 recommend, my friend, where would you send? Or Len. I like to put barbicca sauce on my orange rice with onion. Like my, I'm sorry, my Mexican. All right, this is brown bag. Oh, good morning, Pat. Orange rice!

Let's not just back away like slight whole night. Okay. Here's a one year 10 out of 10 recommend. I guarantee you that it's worse as what just was said. Okay, it's 10 10. That's right. What's something you recommend to your friend? And they might think, well, this is the end of our friendship.

Because that's low-key gross or that's low-key weird. But you know, like, if the world is only up on what you're up on, vibes. I have another one. People might think it's weird or like the method in which I would do this. So I would get a pack of yellow M&Ms, right? Sit on them. What? Like, they need body warmth.

You can also microwave them, but some people don't like microwaving. because all the waves and, yeah, they nuke him and all of that, right? Yeah. So I would probably sit on my packet M&Ms for like 30 minutes until they get warm. I know. If you don't want to nuke them, you can nuke them for 10 to 30 seconds, okay? Got it. Yeah.

Not more than that. The thing about M&Ms, what is the thing about M&Ms? They melt in your mouth, not in your hand. That's right. So they won't melt. Like, they won't, your heat warms them on the inside and low-key melts them on the inside, but the shell protects it. So you bite into it and it's soft and gooey and delicioso. So congratulations.

You're welcome. Try it. Nuke it for like 10 seconds, 15 seconds, or sit on it for like 30 minutes. It either works. And then it's kind of like a little massage if you go back and forth. It's just like the little massages at the spas. They don't crack. Well, you're also, Tampoko.

You put in your pocket. Oh, okay. Somewhere warm. Yeah, somewhere warm. Put in your armpit. Angie, put in your armpit. Imagine? Yeah.

You guys want Eminem? The one that will, okay, that's tomorrow. And she has a confession for us tomorrow that she told me off air. It's about breast milk. All right. We got people on the lines that want to give their 10 out of 10. Irene, who are we going to? We have Eric from Bell Gardens online.

Eric. Eric, Winogias, Eric. Yo, what's up? What's up? What's up, bro? What's that, Nene? What's all, my man, too? Oh, okay, Vic, only talk to Vic

Nah, no, no, I wanted to say hi Because last time I only said hi to you, let's see Oh, wow Talk to the repeat callers, let's go All right, Papasito I want to make sure he don't feel left out I appreciate it All right, 10 out of 10 recommend

What is it? All right, so 10 out of 10 I recommend eating truffles At a restaurant called Italy On Westfield in L.A. How rich are you? Yeah. Oh, that's...

Italy, yes, it's rich. Century City. Yes. Very rich. Sheesh. I feel judged when I go in there. Yeah, they don't even let me in. Me too.

I went in in a pro club and jeans. Oh, yeah, yeah. They thought you were stealing. Wow. They thought you were stealing or a cook. They thought you were clocking in. Yeah, they told me they weren't hiring. No, no, no, sir, come back.

Okay, wait. So what did you have, truffles? Yeah, truffles. Yeah. So you just order the truffle for? That's it. You just order a truffle and walk out? That's crazy.

One truffle, please. You could put the truffles on anything. And now they only sell it like an ace. You get me? Like it's a plate. Okay, okay, okay. Hold on. It's like you order a pasta and then you ask for like truffle on top, right?

It's something that goes on top of things. Yeah, yeah. But you can order for anything. They'll put it on top of it. But what did you put it on top of full? I put it on regular pasta. Okay, nice. So he got pasta at Eadley, very expensive.

Yeah, yeah. Yes. And he asked for the truffle. What happened? Did you waste your stimmy on that? How did you learn about truffles? Nah, no, no. It was the local homie.

You get me? I get you. I get you. I get you. And I'm going to hang up on you slowly, okay? No, no, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold, hold, hold on. You hold on, hold on, hold on, before you start snitching on the crew.

I know. He's like, you know, the plug. Like, if you didn't get it, you're not supposed to get it. If you got it, you got it. It's good. I just want to know who, like, told them about it. Hey, fool, there's this thing called trophils, fool? Yeah.

And then you go ahead. And put it on your pasta, fool? You don't get it? Yeah. It's people with expensive taste. Yeah. That showed him. Oh.

Yeah. I get it. I know. I know. I know. Irene. Who else are going to, baby girl? Yeah, Laura from Corona online, too.

Laura from Corona. Laura. From Corona. Corona. Hi, good morning. Good morning. Laura, what is your 10 out of 10 recommend? Okay.

First, if not mine, it's my husband, but it grosses me out. Okay, what is it? He got my daughter eating it. Everything bagel with peanut butter. Oh, that's fair. And everything bagel with peanut butter from where? Yeah? Just like an everything bagel like anywhere.

I mean, has everything, everything. Yeah. What's in the everything bagel? Everything. I know, but please. It has like little bits of. onions, sesame seeds, coffee seeds, garlic. Chives.

Okay, I understand that. That's like savory. That tastes is kind of salty. And then he adds peanut butter. Which is sweet. Yeah, it's gross. I'm like, that doesn't go together. And he's like, it's calling everything bagel for a reason.

Oh, my God. You pick the winner, baby girl. You pick the winner over there. That's mad mad. That's mad mad. It's for everything. It's all going to go in my stomach the same way. It's all going to end up in the same.

I said I could put everything on it. Put a shoe on it. Is there anything you eat that he's like, ew, gross, babe. Oh, you guys disagreed with it, but to to stovada with a mayo and the... Let's go! Oh, meo to Sala game!

That's right. It's not nasty. It's delicious. It's so good. You guys got to try it. You guys should be... No. She knows what.

She got good taste. But don't try the... Don't try the... Not the everything bagel. No. That house is crazy. I feel like you guys are, like I got the bunchies all the time.

Hold on, I feel very bad. Who wants it? Everything bagel and then a mayonnaise ceviche. I know. They have more sauce than food. All condiments. Whoa.

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Yeah No No touch the street never Okay anyway So health experts Are warning against Buying certain things At grocery stories

And I'm going to tell you right now one of these things is going to upset all of us. We have all bought this. And according to experts, we should never do it. Can you guess what it is? At the grocery store. We've all bought it. Everybody in this room has bought this.

And we shouldn't be getting it from the grocery store. Alicado. No. Meat. Milk? No. Oh, that's a good one. Eggs.

No. Tequila. No. No. Baby formula. No. You guys are going to trip out when I say this. Water.

No. Can I say it? Yeah, go ahead. Pre-cut fruit. Pre-cut fruit? What? Produce that's been pre-cut. You might love the convenience of it, but when you get that pre-cut container of fruits or vegetables,

it might not be actually all that great for you, okay? Experts actually suggest washing even the pre-cut fruit, which sounds a little bit weird. Yeah. To wash it. And get this, the fruit that you definitely shouldn't buy, if you're going to buy any pre-cooked fruit, is melon. Melon? Why? The orange one?

Let me tell you. No, melon is the green one. Okay. No, it's the orange one. I was right. It's just stupid. Why are you going to get? Yeah.

Melon looks orange on the inside, but on the outside. That's a honeydew. No, honeydew is the green one. I hate me cool. They're so annoying. Honeydoo is green on green. Okay. Melon is the green outside.

Green, white, outside, orange inside. Awita de melon. Awita de melon. Okay, okay. Yeah. They're more susceptible to contamination for a few different reasons. The first is that they're grown in the ground, which means that they can observe dirty water,

absorb dirty water, excuse me, during the growing process and may even come into contact with animal feces. So you think of that. They're getting cut into, they're getting chopped up, chopped and screwed, and then you're screwed when you eat them. So be very, very careful when getting those pre-cut, fruit from the grocery store or even vegetables sometimes they cut like celery and stuff like that

yeah usually it's like party trays yes and my boys like horhito loves pre-cooked watermelon yeah now i have to know to wash it oh you know what i'm saying like wash it or get get a watermelon on its own cut it yourself i just honestly i to this day i haven't figured it out you know when you get the melon you like oh like how to put one oh yeah tap tap tap tap tap tap you're like i'm terrible yeah don't say me what i do know with the watermelon is that If there's a little gold spot, that means it's a sweet watermelon. Like, you know how sometimes it looks kind of like a little gold spot or like a little like kind of like it's getting old? But if it's like the yellowish, yeah, yeah, that means it's going to be sweet.

Yeah. Yeah, I see it at the grocery store all the time. Like it's like, it's like pre-cut. But it's like way more expensive than it should be, right? Because you can get like a whole tray and it's like $7. Big for sure by pre-cuit. No, I don't. Yes, he does.

Okay. True or not true, everyone in here has bought pre-cutt. In the past, yeah. Yes, yes, yeah. Leti, this news makes me so sad. I know. Like, I wish I did not hear this. Oh, I, I'm looking out for you.

That's what the experts say. Don't look out for me. Let me eat that fruit. You'll just eat vix with it and be fine. True. Dibn't in a mix. Dibn in Vibu. So just be aware and be careful.

Anytime you're like in that little area, I know Target has it right there where they look very appetizing. Be careful. If you are going to get it, wash it, which feels weird. Yeah. You got to take it home and then, you know, you have a woman cut it up. It tastes way better. Oh, my God.

The actual fruit. Like your mom? Yeah. Yeah. Have your mom cut it up to you. Yeah. Yeah. You're going to be a 37-year-old bachelor.

Yeah. No, you're not. You're going to be married. Someone please. Someone please say Vic. Please. Keep it here is power 106. Thanks.