Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep. 83 (10/20/23)

Episode Date: October 20, 2023

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This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? All right. Yesterday I was driving down. What's the street that goes down? Is it Coenga? Were they all?

Were they protesting? Oh. Olive, Alameda, all this. Burbank somewhere. And people are still striking. And I'm like, you know what's a trip that to the common person, okay me? I thought the strike was over. No one was striking anymore because the writers got like their little deep.

little deal. Their deal. But the actors are still striking. Well, they started after. Yeah, they did start after. So they still got to put in more work. Yeah, exactly. Let the protest. So the actors are still striking and actually, shout out to Hollywood because their Halloween is going to be a little funny this year. Psych After has told all of the actors that are on strike, hey, don't dress up as any type of character. I don't want to see any Jack Sparrow. I don't want to see any little mermaid. any Batman's because that could actually be, what is it, be against your strike rules. I didn't know they had strike rules.

But it could go against them in the strike. They're not supposed to be working or having fun with any type of the actual situations in Hollywood. So they're being advised to instead dress up like a spider, a ghost, a zombie, things that are like generic. Yeah, don't dress up as aerial. okay maybe be a fish be mermaid woman but don't use anything that would look too much like

Ariel don't be spider man be spider male yeah spider cause spider cuz no yeah it makes sense because essentially if you're dressing up as a you know a certain costume

you're by proxy like promoting that yes you're advertising it and it's like that's like crossing the picket line as they say Wow. That makes a lot of sense. I wonder if that also is you giving them money as well.

Oh, because that is the royalties and license. The type of costumes I buy are definitely off-branded. And not like the actual one. You know you could actually buy that character's costume or you could buy the one that's like $20. Yes. It's a little bit funny.

You can only wear it that one night. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But yeah, apparently if they were to dress up as movie or television characters and post it on social media, it could violate the strikes rules. Oh, so just don't post on social media.

Yeah, because your promo on social media, you know? So they can dress up. So all of the Hollywood actors, none of you can be Barbie. Oh. Yeah, don't post it. You have to be. Be blonde. I'm kidding.

Oh. No, you're not. Be the generic blonde being. Be a valley girl. Yeah, valley girl. On skates. Because you know that's what we do in the valley. I always tripped out on the word,

Girl because I'm like, none of these girls are here, we're all Cholos out here. We did not look like. Who's the Lake around here? And surprisingly, we do say like a lot. I know. That hasn't left Los Angeles. It came from that movie Valley Girl. I don't know if you guys ever watched it.

No. Nick Cage. It's a super old movie. Nicholas Cage? Yeah. Wow. It's like one of his first movies that I went back and did the research. I'm like, why did this Valley Girls thing?

It's on Amazon Prime, I think. No way. Yeah. Yeah, you guys watched it. And did the research on Valley Girls? Yeah. I also know, like, before the Valley used to be very. Caucasian

So that's where I was like Oh okay Well what's the premise about What's it going on? It's about like an older dude Dating like this girl from the valley It's like it's kind of creepy Oh

I swear This is like an 80s Early 80s movie And are you sure it wasn't a cage Not Cage No yeah Look see

Yeah Yeah It looks weird He's so ugly bro They wanted to be greased So bad Yeah It was like that

It was like Those lights It was grease but in the valley Okay You should watch it though. It's good. I'm just wondering what they're going to be if there have to be generic stuff. Yeah, I'm thinking of all the generic names. Yeah, no, I'm just thinking of like the angel and then like the little devil.

Yeah. Like those super ones. The cat. Yeah. Oh, motherfucker cat. The way they dress the babies. Yeah. Like super generic with the ears.

You can't be, um, who is it? You have to be. Just the ghost. Just a ghost. Just a ghost. Oh my gosh. She? Yeah.

I don't know what you heard of being S-I-M-P. Wake up. Simps. Sam. Why don't you put on a little makeup? Yeah. Wake up. I don't.

What's the next? Sorry. Gautu. Oh, wow. Thank goodness we're not K-O-S. All right. True me. Let's walk over and turn it out.

We got a sim to crown. All right. We got a sim to crown is hilarious. What's up, Mike? On Monday, I wasn't here. But. Oh, yeah, you had diarrhea. Oh, you're a lot.

A explosive diarrhea. Where my mom called me I really thought I was dying. Oh, Greg, did you see that he had explosive diarrhea on me? No, I didn't see. Yeah, it was everywhere. It was like hot like lava. Are you the one that left it all in the restroom?

It was so bad at his house and showed up at all here. My God. It was you. I tried his restroom was all dirty. And I'm like, that's a maximum. I didn't even walk in that day.

Pedorro. He crawled in. That's the wild word. It's the word. Oh my God. It sounds so crazy. He looks how crazy. So, shout out just Cinco.

On Monday. On Monday. Got nominated. Yes. Uncle Sharp, they were talking about, have you ever used a restroom in front of your apartment? I don't know, Maximo. I have, clearly. For things.

Going to the bathroom in front of a woman, I don't do that. What? Hell no. Listen, let me tell you what my grandma told me now. The minute she can use the bathroom, leave the door open, that's the one. You can't do that. I knew she was the one. When she fought in the front of me,

oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Shout to Ocho Cinco. She said it's a green flag if she farts in front of you and she can use a restroom with a door open in front of you. Like, that's the one.

Remember said he would rate it? Yeah, he would rate the fart. That's 7.5, baby. Smells like a 10 to me. Yeah. So we called him a simp. Nominated for Simp of the week. All right.

Okay. On Tuesday, we talked about Aesap Rocky and is Rihanna-inspired ring that he made after he was just talking about how much he loved how she looked because he was present. Listen. That's a flower photo because she looked fire

right there. She looks sexy as I love her. That's your favorite outfit of hers right? I remember that. Yeah. You know what I though? She might have wore way better stuff. It's just I was there in person to see her. And where were they when they took that photo? They were in an award show.

They were at the Brits. They were at the Brits. The British Awards and that was the first red carpet. That was like when they made it red carpet official. So he ends up making a ring designed after what she was wearing. She looks like the Statue of Liberty because it's a tall ring. It's a tall ring. And so he was nominated for Simba of the Week. I thought that was cute.

It's cute. Wednesday. We have a group of friends and they see their friend down and out. So they all pulled up and said, we got your back. Yeah. Let's surround this car where your girl's trying to leave. Yes. You did me wrong.

Oh, my God. I'm taking away. Okay. So she and him broke up, but him and his homies crowded her car to get her back by singing or howling or crying or I don't know what they were doing. They were wailing. They were giving their heart out. They were giving their heart. And the funny thing is they all sounded like they were in pain.

Yeah. For the homie. Just like how we're all in pain for Greg. And Greg, if you want that. You want to sing this song? I thought I was listening to myself right now. I don't know this song. I'll take you back.

I know you'll feel it though. Probably. Okay, so just so you know, Greg, we'll be the homies. It's fine. This will be us though. We'll surround her car. Oh, yeah. Give me, right.

We'll take you back. We'll see her some Pesso Pluma or something. You want it? No, I'm okay. It's fine. I do got a solution for you, and this was our Thursday. Simple. And she, investing with Celine, a social media user, blocked her ex on every platform.

And she only left one open. And it has this sound. Oh, I like that sound. Money app. So she left the Venmo app open and he was needing her attention. Her ex that she blocked off everything. So he was like, are you seriously blocking me? $1.

Whatever, $60. Let me call you $10. Have a drink on me tonight $20. Greg, unblocked me. $10. Yes. So he keeps vennmoing her

and that's the only way I talk to her and that is very simple activity. Super. But common activity. Yeah. Victor, I didn't know. Victor's 69 cents girls.

Yeah. Sometimes he's got to sell him the $1.69. You know what I'm saying? No. I don't say that. It'll just know it works. Didn't you're cousin he you up or someone hit you up about doing it too.

Yes. That's what's the truth. Because we thought, I thought this was a one time occurrence. Yeah. Of the, of like, that's a crazy story.

Then Vic says I've $1.69 to a girl that has me blocked because she doesn't have Apple Pay blocked. Exactly. And so she'll get the message, right? That I want $1.69, please. But my cousin, he sent me a text and he said that he sent his ex a request for one cent. and then the note

said for breaking my heart wow damn that's really down that's really down wow but look now they're about to be

happily married okay no way it works yes eight years later it worked how many pennies did he say

no he requested a penny he requested a penny he sent her a bill essentially an invoice whatever said the W-9 I'll send it 30. He's like, for all the money, I'm doing.

All the lunches and dinners and flowers. I need that money back. Wow. Well, can you give me a drum roll, please? Okay, so those are all the nominees. That are still in there. Thursdays, invest with Celine. Venmo giving ads.

The Venmo sims. The Venmo sim. The cash app simp, the money sending simp. I do think that this is the new, the future of simping. Oh, yeah. Yeah. The future is. Yes, looping through cash apps.

Imagine you're left with a broken heart and then an empty wallet. Yeah. It happens then, that's so sad. Tamosito lingo really. Yeah, I was supposed to be in there, there. The wallet is empty. I don't have you outside. She did me wrong.

You did me wrong. Oh, but that's not the winner. No. That's going to have you feeling like that. Yeah. That's so crazy. Well, shout out to you, Venmo X. We don't even know his name. We just know he's a sin.

Call him cash. Come on. All right, there we go. Simp of the week. Simps. Simps, Simps, Simps, Simps, Simps, Sip. Power 106. At least no more for your pop.

Brownback morning, 5106, you guys, it's Friday. Oh, it's Friday. You want a baby. I didn't know that. Are we sure that it's Friday because Felly Fell hasn't told us yet? It's the weekend.

Yeah. You know that we get into the start without you? I'm always confused until that comes on. Like, oh, that's my confirmation. It's Friday. We're feeling good. We're feeling great. And it's time for nom-nom-nom news.

Angie, please do the honors. Mam-nom-nam-nam-nam. It's so good. All right. Maximo, what's up? What's going on and not on this today? Well, every girl has a dream wedding scenario they want. Yes.

And every man wants to save money on a wedding. Yes. That's my dream. So I might have a solution. Okay. But let me start off with a weird question. if you get married at any fast food where would it be?

I'm not getting married the fudge, no. Whoa. No. If you had to. Yeah. Hypothetically. No.

100% McDonald's. McDonald's. You would get married at the McDonald's. Yes. I like that. The old McDonald's. Their arches already look like the thing that you can get married.

Oh. The old McDonald's and Downey. The original. Yeah. Okay. A little history. Well, sorry guys, it's not McDonald's.

But Taco Bell has something that you might like. Listen. Listen. At the Taco Bell Cantina in Las Vegas, you can get married. Sure, you could also get a frozen alcoholic Baja Blas, but for $600,

you can get a full wedding ceremony that includes a Cineban cake, a Taco Bell sauce packet bouquet to borrow, sauce packet garter, bow tie, champagne flutes, and a 12 pack of tacos. Would you do it? Wow. That's crazy.

That's a great price. I'm not going to lie, I knew about that. Oh, so you do have a... In Vegas. Yeah, in Vegas. You're going to Vegas this weekend. What's up? Hey.

Talk about Katina. Angie, you're going to Vegas, too. Yeah, yeah, but I'm not going. This is like your first, like couple. It is. It is. What if they come back married? What if he proposes to you?

Oh, my God. Can I be a witness? What if you guys get really lit? Wow. I would have to call you and be like, Hey, me. Wow. All right, I don't like that idea.

Yeah. It's not going to have to have to be a witness. Let these faces drop. Why would I try it out? You get 12 tacos. And then you could have known it the next day. Are you guys how much catering is at weddings? Like, it's so expensive.

Yes. That's crazy. Venues is expensive. Catering is expensive. You get all of that for $600 bucks? Yes. And you get a Baja bread? Are you guys going to pitch in $100 each?

I'm down. For you? No. Well, Greg. Have you guys been to that taco ball before? No. No. It's a cool?

So sold. I was the biggest hater on it at first because I was like What the heck? I don't want to do this And I went to one in the Bay Area It's right on the beach

A can'tina A taco about can't It's right on the beach Drinks everywhere Everybody's vibe in You can see them They have like glass windows Where they're making the tacos

I was like Oh that's the best I swear it was so cool The vibe in there was just like We're all eating taco ball And drinking Vick is gonna get married I found love in a taco bell

You gotta take you back to where at all started. Oh my God. Greg, you've been there? Yeah. The one in Vegas, you forget that you're at a Taco Bell. Right? Yeah.

It's that good? It's two stories. There's like a DJ. It's cool. It's a vibe. Yeah. It's a vibe. Yeah.

Let's go. So the solution is make all your first dates at Taco Bell, fellas. Oh my gosh. So then it makes sense. You make sense. It's not like a, why are we at a random Taco Bell? It's not cheap.

Getting married. It's nostalgic. All right, Maximo. You know what you have to do. Speaking of This isn't about me Oh Maximo

All right All right Every time I plan something Then I have to start over You aren't You aren't No every three years I have to restart my plan

Because you guys To propose You guys ruined it We didn't know you three years ago Maximo You've been with your girl For a lot of years And haven't proposed

Every three years Every four years Someone says something I'm like I ruined it right now Yeah Okay, my bad. Restart the button.

Thank you for that. No, I'm not going to do. Like, so. Brow bag morning's 5106. Yes, we have your tickets to go see Travis got his sold-out show coming up at 715. I'm Letty, and I would like to shout out our friend Greg C from the Flav Unit. Hey, hello. He needs all the love if he can get on this a little bit cloudy morning in his heart.

Yeah, Greg, you have a rap song. Oh, I do have a rap song. That you created for the crew. Yeah. I just wanted to give you your moment. Fun, remember? Yeah, he kept asking for it. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. And he said that he spent a lot of time, which he has now. I'm trying to hear. Because he's single. Writing, a rap about all of us. Let's go. So he aired out his frustration. Are you ready?

Do you need a beat or you're just? I sent you the beat a while back. You sent me the beat. I sent you the beat. Well, let's do it acapella. Acapella. Yeah. Cut the beat.

Hold on, let me, I wish I was prepared I had my notes ready You should get ready, stay ready You're gonna get ready I'm a real rapper and I had them written down right here Oh, okay I had a whole little notebook You ready? You want an archipelago though

It's pretty long Should I cut it down or should I keep going? No, every word for word Sounds like you're stalling Let it fly All right And she said you're not pretty long so Oh

Excuse me All right ready Ah Uh huh Uh They brought me back Just so I can spit a flow So turn me up

Because it's brown bag radio I got my homies in the room I'm gonna show him what I do So let me tell you one by one dog Who you listen to Ready? If you see this one She's the most fun

She makes your day from the morning till it's done I ain't sweet talking She's a city girl You probably saw her face All over the world Your girl's mad at it She's being petty Because she caught you looking at Leti

Oh I'm not stop your rap right now That's it I love you I'm not done yet It keeps getting better and better They get better and better Get better

You got a groupie Ready ready ready Ready? Don't blame you though Have you seen her She makes every girl Wanna be her I'm rapping like Nikki right now

Hold on I'm not I have papers right here Every paper is a different person Oh Oh my God All right I'm gonna switch up the flow

Really quick So let's switch the flow Cause I gotta go Take the 605 down The Rosecrans Road I'm up all night Way past 10 And the club owner just won't

let me in. I was acting too tough being too rough and that's when Vig stepped up and said, what's up? We got a problem I think we do, because I was scrolling with the homies and you stole that too. Wait, wait, that's not you. That's Maximo. Stole my words bar for bar, flow for flow. I'm mad though. We

cool, though. We're not for drinks and got crudo. This beats Haifie. In my white tea. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, it was a hyphy beat in the background that head. You have this planned out and you had flow switches? Yes. Okay.

We're going to do that. Oh my. Again? Coming your way at 7.30. Our guy, Greg C. How are we calling this song? I was just my flow. I was calling it like a flow.

A flow. I don't know. Drop back flow. That's coming up at 7.30. Word on Rosecrans. Word on Rosecrans. What's the word? Nikki Minaj linked up with Chief Keefe.

La Mickey Minach. And Drake for all the barbs. What? All right. So Nikki just dropped the remix of all the parties with Drake and Chief Keep, which was on Drake's new album for all the dogs. Nice. But she flipped it and called it for all the bars.

I love it. But she might have gotten a little too far. Uh-oh. All right? Listen to the last bar of this song. I'm who they call a sell tickets. Make no mistake. These bs don't want beef chef.

Whole a steak. These bs don't want smoke. Say no debate. I get. Okay. She referenced the Ocean Gate. So yeah, at the end, she said, I'll kill five girls like it's Ocean Gate. Oh.

And that's referencing the submersive. That killed five people. That killed five people that imploded. So my guess is she wants five girls to implode at the bottom of the sea, never to be seen again. Dang, that's crazy. Is that the first bar about Ocean Gate? Yes. Yes.

Yeah. Damn, way too early. I think it's, I think. The way she did it was way made it way too early. Yeah. Because people will reference Ocean Gay or like something like that. But when she said, I kill five people. Like Ocean Gay.

And she called them B words. So she's essentially calling the Ocean Gay people. And it's five girls we know, right? I don't know if it's like. I'm not going to put that out there. Okay. But I will say that she also has a bar where she talks about like her being at the VMAs. And she's like, it was like a family reunion of all my sons.

Oh. And who was that? Who was like so many people there. Cardi. Lotto. Who else? Glorilla? Was Lotto there?

I don't think so, no. No? I know. Cardi and Meg. And Mad. Cardi and Meg were there. Ice spice was for sure there. Taylor Swift was there.

But yeah, clearly we saw who the... The shot was at. Yeah. Wow. Five of them. She got them on her hand, on her hand, counting them. The world would be a better place without these five. Oh, wow.

Sentencing Titanic. Crazy. That is a wild bar. Crazy bar. But that flow is fire. Yeah. She sounds really dope. Yeah.

She's always, I think you can't take away from Nikki that she's a great rapper. Yeah. Oh, yeah, for sure. She's amazing. She's amazing. She's not going to collab one day, you know, maybe. Okay, okay. Tampocco.

Who know? I can't wait to see, hear what you've got to say, but it's just more because you rap about me cool. But shout out, Nicky, man. Yeah, shout out Nikki. You're going to get some heat for that. I already know. For sure. You're going to get some heat for.

I love the back and forth because I feel like it brings the best out of them. Like her and gardening. True, true. I feel more so the ocean gate line is going to get her in. Yeah, that's the part of thinking. Because she said you're going to, I kill five B words, Ocean Gate. So, yeah, that's where it's supposed to. I know.

The family's going to come out like, hey, Nikki. Stop it. All right, look, Jay Z finally spoke about the rumor that he was supposed to be the main character in belly. All right? So Jay was interviewed by Complex for a story about the legendary director, Hype Williams. He got asked to comment about a comment that Hype made a few years ago that said he was supposed to play the role DMX's Tommy Buns. Okay, so listen to this.

Were it not to be DMX, everybody pressed for it to be Hall. No, but back in time, remember, hop yet, he wasn't, he wasn't Jay-Z, he was Jay-Z. So, and if you know him, the whole was a real hustler. He comes from a real place.

So it was a lot, you know, we were working with Def Jammer, it was logical for it to be him. So basically he was supposed to play the role of Jay. Well, they're saying that like if it wasn't DMX, it would be Jay Z. Right? This is like 1997, 1998. So Hype is like, okay, you guys know Jay Z, but he was not all the way there yet.

Yeah, yeah. Basically. But Jay finally, you know, chimed in on this and he said, that's a rumor. Ooh, that's not true. Yeah, he said, that's a rumor. Again, because of how guarded I was, I hated acting. That's why I don't act Because I would get in my way

I would be thinking No, I don't want to do something That I'm not going to look cool But you know I was young and immature So he kind of looked back And me like man that would have been A dope bro You know?

I don't know if belly would be belly Without DMX DMX got so much to it DMX and Jay Z just the different characters They're so different Jay is so laid back And all that stuff I could never imagine him doing this

Ain't no purpose dog It's money We've born the fucking die man And in the meantime Get money He's an F-a-book, man. I can't imagine Jay-Z knocking out that role with that much passion and in like swagger. I know.

That was totally like DMX totally owned it. But just imagine a world where Jay-Z and Nas co-starred in this movie belly. That's like the whole universe will be different. Maybe they would never beef. Maybe we would never hear takeover. Or maybe they would beef earlier. True. Maybe they get in contact earlier.

It would just be way different. Like just, that just tripped me out. Yeah. Whoa. Wow, that's a wild. The butterfly effect of that. That would have been wild. Yeah.

But Ether's one of my favorite songs. I know. I like it the way it is. Don't change history. Stop changing history, you make. Stop trying to European and rewrite our history. Yeah. No.

That is how do we have. The Columbus and he's coming out. Yeah. Let me just rewrite rap history and rap beef. No, no, God.

Imagine a world. No big. All right, fine. All right, that was your word on Rosecrans brought to by local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Rosecrans, Vic,

for Brown Bag mornings. I'm Power 106. Power 106, Brown Bag mornings, Buenos days. I'm Lettie. I just want to shout out everybody that's going to be

Wednesday for Halloween. Oh, yeah. I want to show a lot of people literally everybody. No, because Wednesday came out last year, December. And I was like, dude, I wish Wednesday came out before Halloween

so we could be Wednesday for Halloween. And then I'm like, now you've got to wait a whole year to be Wednesday. And it's time. If you've been waiting, it's time. The Jen Ortega version. Yeah, the Gen Ortega. It's a different one? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, then you can be. If you're an actor, if you're striking, you can't be any certain character according to Seagafter. That violates the strike rules. You have to be emo middle child. Yeah, that's a lot. Can we get to be.

Can we give a shout out to all the girls that I'd be dressing like her mom, Wednesday's mom? Oh, Martisha? Yeah. Okay, Greg. All the Mortisha baddies. Hey, yeah. This was looking for the Dias.

He sounds like me. He just like me. Did we just become best friends? All right, look, we have the homie help line coming up next. Which homie are we helping? The homie Nick from Conoga Park. He needs his girl, his B.M. To put respect on his name.

Oh, not the baby mama. Drama. Get into a night. Find out more next. It's 5106. All right. And before we get into the exclusive sneak preview, Vic, can you please do the honors of saying that? Exclusive sneak preview.

Of our guy Greg. And the rap song he made about us. Shout out my guy Greg. Yeah. He wrote it all out. Yeah, it's on paper. Like, right? He got his journal.

Bar for bar. Bar for bar. He has a page. He said he has a page for each of us. Yeah. One page each. Dang. There's even scribbles and everything.

He told me he was going to diss me, so I don't want to hear it. Oh, yeah. He did say he did say he did you. So I don't want to dis you. I'm going to walk on a row. Wow. Tito. You see as

like Pikachu. Oh, she does. It's cute. But we have shout-outs. Who shout-in-out. I wanted to shout out Lonnie. Lonnie, I'm listening. I mean, thank you for listening,

Lonnie. Her mom even sent me a video listen. Ah, it's not playing. Wow. That's a lot. What's up, Lonnie? Thank you. Thank you for listening to us.

Have a great day at school. That's right. All right. Irene. I have a whole list. All right. People make any mad at me in the chat. But, okay, we have Nick Zavala from Rancho Cucamanga who wants to wish his daughter,

Leila, happy birthday. She turns nine today. Hey, happy birthday. Hey. Happy birthday. Hey, David Lemis wants us to shout out his son, Damien and his football team. Black Ice Boys from Compton. Let's go, football team.

Black Ice Boys. Day Day, D-Day Silly on Instagram, wanted us to shout out her sisters, Jizel and Edith, who listened to us every morning. Jaze and Edith. Hi. Lupe Espinoza, I wonder us to shout out her son. Na'ija.

No, I'm totally butchering that. Oh my God. Nej. Kanan, who listens to us on the way to school. I'm sorry. It might be Niger. It might be Na J-A-Y. It's N-A-J-A-Y.

Oh, Na-J-A-Y. Yeah, I think it's another Bible name. So please be good. Oh, yeah. Shout out to them. So I wonder us to shout out his wife. Amy. We hope that your drive back to Callie was good.

I know this is the late. out fool but sorry better like the number i never um maggie martinez wanted us to shout her daughter jennie um who just turned five who is small happy five

hi-five um who else oh des horace wants us to wish um her son and her baby daddy and happy belated they're both named ilaro angel ilario ilario angel it's like hilarious but in Spanish

yeah well yeah Yeah. Yay. All right. Hey, I got a shout out too because shout out to Garfield,

hi, they have adopted me. And it's Garfield, it's Garfield Senior Night. Big up to my girl, Leslie. She wants me to shout out Jaden out.

Jaden, I love you. This is what your mom is saying, not me, okay? She said, hey,

when you shout him out, call him Jaden the fake Mexican. Wow. That's, that's like his mom. That's his mom. It's senior

night. for Garfield football team and we love you. I love you guys back so shout out to my little team. Hey, your mom said it. Your mom. Not me, okay? All right, now it's time Greg. Well, yeah. Tell me about this moment.

Like, you saw that we were kind of wrapping our names around the room and then you were like, huh, I could do this but better, right? Yeah, exactly. It's not, this is a cup of tea for me. This is what I wake up and I do. This is what I was made for. Yeah. You know, this is what you're made for.

He wants to be a rapper so bad. You know, I was in my room, I was like, that's it right there. Another bar, that's it right there. Oh, it was just like, it was just like, who, great storm. Exactly. I was like, I feel like J. Cole right now in the studio. Oh, not your J. Cole. You got a Jimmy Neutron brain blasts.

You were in the Honda Civic? Yeah, still I'm in the Honda Civic. Come on, let's get it. Let's get it. All right. Okay. Play my beat. Oh, okay.

All right, all right, all right. I'm going to start it off like this. Ready? Go on. Yeah. They brought me. Just so I can spit the flow So turn me up because it's brown back radio

I got the homies in the room I'm gonna show him what I do So let me tell you boy, my dog, who you listen to If you see this one, it's gonna be fun She makes your day from the morning tell her it's done I ain't sweet talking, she's a city girl You probably seen her face all over the world Your girl's mad at it and she's being petty Why? Cause she caught you looking at Letty

Yeah, don't blame me though Have you seen her? She makes every girl wanna be her Hold up, hold up let me switch the flow Cause I gotta go take the 605 down a rosecrans road I'm up all night Way past 10 and the club owner just won't let me in I was acting too tough being too rough and that's when Vic stepped up and said what's up we got a problem

I think we do because I was scrolling with the homies and he stole that too Wait that's not you that's maximum Stom my words by per bar flow for flow I ain't mad at it We cool though Went out for drinks and got crudo This beats high fee in my white tea Let Nina know she's my wifey And when I see her, best believer, I respond to us in the beamer.

Whip left, whip right. Call sci-fi because I'm a fight. That's everyone in my sight. Because licking peanut butter alpha Angie ain't right. And that's my bar right there, and that's my bar. Okay. That was incredible. That was a lot.

That was a lot. Who is Nina? HR? HR. No, not. I got a girl. crush on one of Maximo's homies and I had to switch up the name

just so it's not obvious. Oh, look my, homies. Yeah. I'll just say, I want you to wonder who it is. Oh, I know who it is. Bell wondering. But where'd you get Nina?

Because her, her last album. Yes, exactly. I'm a fan. I'm a follower. You just got, you just are in a breakup. Like, listen. It's your fourth day broken up. Stop doing this.

That was a bar. That was a bar. Shot it. That was a bar. Yeah. I was really part of the bar. Okay. Travis Kelsey.

Whoa. Yeah. I just had to do it. I had to do it. You did it. Yeah. I did it. Yeah.

It's a clarify. I did not steal it. It was kidding. And also, I thought it would have been way funny if he shouted out, uh, Nina from HR. Yeah. That's what my head went. We have an HR girl named Nina. No.

Yeah, that's what that's a shot at HR is crazy. Shoot him you shot at HR. We'll lend you in HR. Let's go Gregsy. Yeah. Oh, that's fire. Hey, you know you have a rapper voice? I have a rapper voice.

I have a rapper voice. When you rap, it changes. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't hitting the same. It wasn't hitting the same. It wasn't good because the drops.

Can you stop fantasizing about Angie and peanut butter? Jesus. Wow. All right. Check this out. You need a homie or need some help. We need a line. I mean, phone line.

We got you for the homie helpline. Nick from Canoga Park got baby mama problems. Oh, baby mama drama. Exactly. He sent us a DM and said, Yo, I need a homie help line. My girl and I recently had a baby girl, Lily Beth, who turns three months old last week.

This is our first baby together, and it's been a blessing, but also brought tension to our relationship. Our current problem is that my girl wants to pierce my baby girl's ears, and I feel it's too soon. She says it's tradition to pierce girls' ears at this age and that I'm overreacting. Her mom is also a metiche and chimes in taking her side. I just think it's too soon and not worth making her cry because my girl thinks it looks cute.

This might sound stupid, but why traumatize her for our personal beliefs? I feel we can wait and maybe even let her decide if she wants earrings when she grows up. How do I stop this? Man. All right, guys, what are you saying? actual thing though yeah but I'm just wondering what tradition is that because I know like my mom would pierce our ears when we were

really little but it's not a tradition it's not a tradition it's just something you do yeah yeah but it could be a tradition because we all everybody doesn't oh maybe yeah I feel like Nick is being the baby here we're supposed to help him oh yeah for you're he doesn't want his daughter who's three months old to get pierce his baby mama does and her metice mom does too

so he just do you not want it to happen because you don't like like the people that are wanting to do is it just being opposed because you want to be opposed. Because I'm going to tell you a couple things. You don't want, because your reasoning is you don't want your daughter to be traumatized, whereas they probably don't remember this stuff. You'll probably actually traumatize her if you wait and she remembers.

Yeah, imagine being seven getting them pierced? Yeah. There's a lot of like piercers that do it pretty crazy too, and they trick the mind to think that like something else is happening. Have you seen it? No. No, like they're piercing the ear, but they're like tapping on their leg to distract them. Yeah, to destroy it. It's weird, so I don't think it'll hurt her.

I actually had that issue with the boys and, um, how can I say this? With the issues with the, when they're really important. Oh, okay. With the choosing to or not to, right? Oh, okay. I wouldn't know how to say. Rhymes are supersized. Yeah.

Right? Yeah. Okay. Rhymes and supervision. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because I didn't want to because I'm like, I don't want to hurt them.

And then the way that they loki strapped them, they're newborns. They're new. I even saw the room. I'm like, I couldn't do this. I saw the room what it looks like. They strapped them because they don't want them to move because it's a very delicate area. So I was like, dude, I can't do this. If you want to do this, what it was very for it. I was like, if you want to do this, you got to be in the room.

Because then I was also thinking of like the upkeep of afterwards and you had to keep that area clean and all of that. To me it was a lot. I had just given birth. They weren't like the best. Like it wasn't as easy. It was like a lot of complications. So I kind of felt like, dang, I still got to recover. Then the baby has to recover.

And he was just like, no, it's better. It's cleaner. It's this. It's this. It's all of that. And I'm just like, okay, I guess I'm not a dude. So I left it up to the dude to decide. If it were up to me, it wouldn't happen.

But I think in those moments, I'm like, all right, this is kind of like not my department. Yeah. Whereas I know that that might be more like whether it be traditional, religious or like health-wise, something like ear piercing is more vanity driven. For sure. Right. It's unnecessary.

And of course the boys are never going to remember when that happened to them. Yeah. Right? It traumatized me more than it traumatized them. It literally saw like this happen and everything. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah. Were you there?

I was there. Isn't it a trip? Yes. And it's like literally like scissors. Like it's like, you're like, what? Yeah. And then you have supervision. Yeah. Yeah.

It is crazy. It was a conversation that we also had. And even the earring thing, it was like because you have a daughter. I have a daughter. I was like, is it necessary the whole time? She's like, yeah, it just, you know, everybody does it. So it's like a, it's almost just like like a tradition. It's not really unnecessarily like a tradition.

But I at first was kind of like, we don't want to do this. Yeah, it's kind of unnecessary pain. Yeah. Yeah. Why would I give my child a. unnecessary pain. Because they look cute. The crazy thing is that we actually went and did it.

And then when Emmy was like six years old, she's like, I don't want these. And to this day, Emmy doesn't have earrings. So it was like a reverse like thing where she actually didn't want to down the line. So now I'm like maybe she would have a choice before then she wouldn't do it at all. But Emmy doesn't remember that pain. That pain. So she's fine. No pesto nothing.

All right, who What would you tell our guy, Nick? Who side are you on when it comes to this type of a decision, right? His BM and Swayra are like, hey, let's pierce baby girl's ears. Yes, she's only three months. And Nick is like, dude, I don't feel right. I feel like I'm going to hurt my baby and it's just unnecessary. This pain is unnecessary.

For what? Let's let her grow up and decide. I have a theory. I don't think this is totally about the earrings. Because the way he called his Swagra, Matiche. Yeah, that's just a pent of frustration. Exactly.

They usually are part of all the decisions. Exactly. And this is where he's like, I'm dropping my foot. That's it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. That's what I feel. Yeah.

We're here to help the homie. Yeah. We're helping him. Yeah. How would you help our guy, Nick? Let us know. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help.

We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for The homie Helpline Nick is beefing with his baby mama

and his swagger Over his baby girls pierced ears All right First of all Let's send a lot of love To all the guys out there That are on their way

To work and school And just have left the home Or maybe they just got in In trouble with their girl Maybe they just got in a fight Let's just put her hands over them And just send them good energy It gets better

The Swagra vibe is getting to you The baby mama vibe is getting to you It'll get better with this Exactly Talking about great? No just all the the guys. All the guys out there.

I've been there. They're going to work in school. It gets better with you. It gets better. Jesus Christ. Get away for the weekend. No, no, no, no. I'm just giving them good energy.

I don't want to make it worse for them. Go to Sam's Club. Send her away for the weekend. It stopped. It stopped. We're not doing it anymore. All right. Shout out to Nick.

He has baby mama drama. Exactly. Yeah, he has, sorry. Good morning, Nick. He has baby mama drama. He, uh, his baby girl. He did like that's so Raven, you know, and that's what, when she does, like, her face stops and she just goes into, like, a premonition. He just went into his vision of, like, yeah, exactly.

So, Nick is beefing with his baby mama. His baby girl, Lily Beth, is three months old. That's such a kid. And they're basically deciding whether they want to pierce her, the girl's ears or not. And his mom is getting, her mom is getting in the way, chiming in, taking her side, like always. And he wants to know what to do. Oh my God. He wants to know what to do.

He needs some help. Yeah. The baby's barely three months here. Yeah. He feels like she shouldn't need to pierce her ears. That's unnecessary pain for her. It could traumatize her. All of that.

Let's just wait until she's older. Baby mama and Suegra are saying like, you know what? It's better to just get out the way right now. She's going to look cute. It's ear piercing, earring. This is what we did. You know what a lot of times they do? It's like to separate like that.

It's a girl. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Because it's like babies look like babies. Yeah. But it's like, no, this one's a girl. girl, it has earrings. You know.

But, hey, you can be whatever with earrings. At the end of the day, it's kind of two versus one. So who's really going to win here? I think the tradition is going to go earrings. I don't know if you know about this, Craig, but it could be 500 women. But if one man says no, guess what? Put that foot that. It's still happening.

That's what. No. This is similar to, like, when people shave their baby's heads, like the girls. Oh, my God. Don't even bring back that trauma. Because it's real. I didn't want to shave my baby's head. And then my ex-baby daddy, his sister, while she was watching, my baby shaved his head.

And they were all laughing because they were, you know, babies would wear a beanie. A beanie. Yeah. And they were like waiting for my reaction. And my reaction was just crying. That's so sad. That shouldn't be your decision to prank. And the thing is like ex-baby daddy, like he is very, he was a prankster in their family.

And it was a bunch of sisters and then him as like the pricer So they took it out on me and my baby That's too funny Oh my God I have such trauma People do that And that's also like a discussion

Couples have Yes that a couple should decide Not your family Yeah sorry That's messed up And then it's like oh watch what she's When she sees this Oh my god

This is not For praying It's not a baby Yeah Jesus Yeah Let's get back to the rings Don't you shave off the baby

off the baby's head on the head. Hair when you wanted to grow back, grow back. That's another thing like the earrings. It's like a... Oh, no, because the shaving off the hair is for something good. The earrings is just... Or we think. I don't know.

No, the hair grows back to the hair. Or babies are born with straight hair and then you shave it and then it comes out curled. It's all theories. All theories. Latino theories for sure. So, babies lay down a lot, right? Yeah. So their hair falls off in the back of their head faster.

So they have patches in the back of their head. So some people even shave it off because it's just to keep it like even. Yeah. Because otherwise you're going to have a baby that has hair on top of no hair in the bag. It looks weird. So like just might as well shave it all out. Got to go to the barber. Ask for a number one overall.

They have little trouble. Now when they're like four months in there. Oh, good. Yes. A little bit of a little. Line them up. I didn't know this topic is going to get me to where it got me. I know.

Irene, who do we have no-la, mamacita? We have Gio from Long Beach on line nine. All right. Gio. Yo, yo, how you guys doing? I don't know. What's up, Gio? Gio, how are you?

How are you? I'm doing pretty good. It's on the road right now. Yeah, it's Friday. I'm feeling good. All right, talk to us. How would you help Nick? All right, well, just out of a past experience, I had the exact same thing where my

swagger out was, like, you know, Nick's Ted Metiche and would like to put her word in, you know, every situation that comes about the baby. Well, the wife and I, we talked about your period before, you know, while the baby was still in the oven, yes. And we came to an agreement that we were going to do it out of six months. So, you know, one month goes by, two months goes by, and three months come around, then there's my swagger. And she's out here, nija, when are we going to do the ears, pierce?

this, this and that, you know, and unfortunately, I kind of feel a little betrayal because my wife was supposed to be like, you know what Mama Mia. We decided, yeah. Situated. She, what she did was kind of bit her tongue, set the appointment, and told me, hey, babe, we're going to do the ear piercing. And then right there threw me off because, you know, there's a line of communication that we normally have, but that moment there, it threw me off.

So I told her, hey, what's going on? You know, and, you know, just, just as. beat it all up. I bit my tongue. Oh. To satisfy my wife. You know, I did it. Well, no offense to the swagger up, but I didn't really care about how she said. Yeah.

Let's go. Yeah. And with that being said, I was, because I already had the agreement on the six-month base, it sped up, and for the three-month base, I didn't want to participate. So when it came down to holding the baby down, My wife couldn't hold the baby down because the baby wanted to be with dad. So when I grabbed her, she was super calm. And at that moment, I was just like, I told the ear pierced her, hurry up and get it done.

Oh, that's all that. With that being said, for Nick, I understand the Swaggerad sometimes wants to get a power control over a relationship that's technically not hers. Exactly. It is what it is. I would say, do it. Do it at the three-month base. Yes, my baby did cry. She me put her, you know,

Stringer because I seen her cry. You know what I mean? But it's so quick. Two minutes. By the time we got back into the car, by the time I buckled her car seat, she didn't even know what happened. So I would say, do it.

Because on top of that, once the ears Pierce are in, my brother, you know, who I love so much, my only brother that I have, he went about my daughter jewelry and it made me feel more special. So I would say, do it, Nick.

Do it for your wife. and get the want this poikito but for the future other decisions you do have to put your foot down in and don't be afraid to tell your suagra hey you know what suiara

I respect you know we're family because you know I'm with your daughter but there's a line you can not cross so that's what I would put just just cut to the chase

to tell her you don't you metas yeah it's like some dramatic yeah a mozy a deal I love that

that's great advice though I have a question when it comes to your precincts because I never had a daughter to pierce her years but did she do they ever scratch at the ear or like because you know you said after three months like it was three months and then she forgot about it but do they ever tug at it or like mess with that part of it honestly well now my daughter's now 14 months and I never had that experience where she's

hugged on her ear if anything she yanks on her necklaces you know and that's where i have to checking it off but for the ear pierced it's like she doesn't even know it was there yeah and shout up to you because you're a good dad for putting mom's feelings first yeah i love it shout at yeah you know sometimes we have to sacrifice as men you know and the same thing for women like they also got to take a sacrifice and you know hey you know what mama i gotta say no this time So I hope Nick and his wife is listening and understand that at the end of the day, it's about your family being created and, you know, finding a foundation for you guys. And, of course, it's always going to have help from everybody else, but it's not mandatory to follow advice from everybody. Let's go, Gio.

I can't wait until she's like, all right, we're going to stop going to your mom's house. I like how you, I like, I like, Gio, how you're also like, my girl couldn't stand up to her mom and then I couldn't stand up to my girl. So we did it. We did it, yeah. It's like a little domino. Yeah, Irene, you know how to say the mama, mawit. We have Elizabeth from Sherman Oaks on line one. Elizabeth, good morning, mamasita.

Hello, good morning. Hi. Elizabeth, what do you make in this situation? Okay, so I say don't do it. Okay. Okay. And the reason being, I am a Latina myself. And for us, yes, typically we do pierce our daughter's little girls.

ears at a very young age. But I actually went to a professional person that pierces ears. And they told me that if you pierce your ears at a very young age and life, then there's a possibility that the piercings won't be parallel. That's why my ears are crooked. Because your ears are. Yes. Because that happened to me.

and I have five sisters with six girls and all of our piercings are all twiples. Oh, right. Wow. I never thought of it. I like it and it's a good reason and it's not putting the blame on anybody. It's like saying like,

hey, if you go outside with your hair away, you get sick, like who can't, like let's really correlate it. Hey, if you get pierced at a young age, they come out, chueiko. Wow. God, mine are so. For real? Yeah. Like once higher?

Like, yeah, one's lower and then this one goes a little bit more towards my, I don't know, I can tell. That's how if I take pictures, it's not straight on it's to the side so then you don't see how stupid. They're connect the dots. That's crazy. That's crazy. Use science against them. Science. Science.

All right, I didn't know who else we got, Mamasita. We have Lydia from Monrovia on line 8. Oh, that's the name of my ex-baby daddy's sister. Oh, no. No, why you talking about me? Online what? Line 8. Okay.

What's up, Lydia? Hey, Lydia. Hi, good morning. Okay. She's way nicer. What's up, Lydia? Here's the baby's ears. She is not going to get to help in time.

She's not going to remember anything. You sound like you know. I have two daughters. They both got their ears pierce at two months. It was a really quick pinch. They didn't even cry for like two minutes. They don't remember anything. My 20 year old right now has like piercings, you know, all over like her face and all that.

And I think he's just exaggerating. And I heard the girl's comment, I heard the girls comment about the piercings coming out with twirls. Yeah. I had mine done back in the days I used to pierce them with the needle and a string. So me and my sisters all have her earrings done and mine look perfectly fine. Man, you just called her last caller. Like, hey, it's because I went to the rock girl, girl. It's because you went to the spot.

I wear stud. I wear like little stud. So they don't look crooked. My sister's on the crooked. So I don't know if it's the person that they went to or. Lydia, or maybe your eyes are crooked. So to you. It looks straight, Lydia.

Maybe you think about it. Just think about it. I don't know. My 20 or over earrings are pretty. Oh, okay. They're fine. And they both love them. I mean, I have a friend that she waited to get her daughter's ears pierced.

And when she got the first earring done, it hurts so bad she didn't end up doing the second one. Oh, yes, that's real. That's a real thing. She just got one like Barry Barnes. That's a real thing. Is that where the style started? One? I think the overall problem is the issues with the swagger being metita.

Yes. Yeah. I think they could figure out the when the piercing and what age, all of that. This is more. Yeah. This is going to be like this is one instance that happens. And then if we do it, then there's going to be another time. And then meanwhile I'm just helping them.

These fools barely had their first baby. I've had seven, so let me hear. Right. Like, you know, like I'm here to help, but, you know. Yeah, next week is going to be something like, she's using the wrong brand of baby oil. You know, I just stand against it. Bro, I'm going to be checking every person that has their ear piercings.

Seekin. Ask them when they got it, see if it's crooked or not. Like, not your ear piercings looking like the Tweety Bird ice cream when it melts off and the eye. You're like one's up here, one's down here. Crazy. Perpendicular. With Angie.

All right, you guys. Shout out to Northwest, Kanye and Kim's daughter. Yes. For being a chizmosa and spilling the tea alive. Yes, girl. You guys, so yesterday, North and Kim were on TikTok Live. And Kim had to get North off the live because I'm telling you,

North was just spilling the tea. Like, it got so bad that Kim was like, okay, honey, we have to get off live now, okay? Little Chizmosa, love it, though. Listen. How is it? Guys, I have dyslexia. Do you even know what that is?

No. Do you are sure spilling the tea on here? North, I'm going to stop this live right now. Because you just are really saying way too much. I love you, but, you know, I purposely don't talk about stuff that you're going through. She's mad. She's mad. She did not like it.

So apparently North Carolina has dyslexia. Because what I'm thinking is at first she thought she's recording a video. So she's like, all right, I could just stop it. And then she sees, oh, she's lie. Yeah. Like, oh, we got to just not. And then it's like when your kid acts up in public and you're just like, oh, just wait until we get in the car.

Oh, you're getting in the car. Damn. I know. The fact that she told her, like, I don't like talking about the stuff that you're going through. Oh, it's just dyslexia. Because same girl, see? Oh, Angie. So does that he's nose.

But I think I have dyslexia. That must really suck to be dyslexic and have a directional name because that like messes with your direction. Northwest. North West. She's like, is it south? I feel bad now she's a kid. Yeah. That's tough to her.

But yeah, that's crazy. I love it though because you know how she's like, you know, we keep certain things a secret and the Kardashians. As much as we know about them, we also know that they can keep hush about a lot of things. Like to these day, I don't know what the brother looks like anymore. You know what I'm like Like yeah Like they definitely keep that quiet And there's like the rumor of them being able to pay off

Like a TMZ or anything to stay away from them And they're rich Because somehow the pop Rossi missed them Until they look good and then they get good photos You know what I'm saying? But it's gonna come through the kids Yeah It's gonna come through them

The kids being like I don't care That my mom doesn't want you guys to know That I'm dyslexic We're here Like seven is an L Or like whatever Right Even if it's a nail that happened.

Whatever like word vomit Kanye has, she inherited me. Oh yeah. Even on the left, she's like, hey guys, you want me to drop an album? And he was like, okay, yeah, yeah. But it's just like kids are way too honest. Remember when I brought my niece in here? And she just started saying like, yeah, my mom locked me in the country. This is exactly what it reminded me of.

I like how your niece cleared up. They're like, I'm happy, I'm safe. If someone comes asking, this is what you say. I know, but this is exactly what it reminded me of. But I know Irene, you had a story about that. That you were you a little girl. You're dyslexic? No, I'm not dyslexic.

Not that I know of, I don't know. But yeah, when I was little, I ended up letting out a big secret. I was probably like four or five. But like my Tia, my Nina was pregnant. She's pregnant? No, not now. I'm not a little kid anymore. And I guess like, my niece.

my mom and her were talking about it and it was like a secret and then when my grandpa got home from work like I went into the living room and I was like hey did you know that like Marcella was pregnant and like I let out the secret and like he was mad or whatever because I was like she's the baby of the family yeah and yes it was my fault damn that was a that was the first pregnancy reveal yeah it was a big mistake kids do a lot of things but they don't really lie no they know they're way to honest literally little Vic has been like the other we were like talking with my mom and then he's like, this is why no jobs call

you back. No. All right, te pass as Victor. It was him. No, that's him repeating stuff you say about your mom. No, I did. I swear.

I learned that from my mom. He's like, he's one of those kids that you don't think he's listening. And he's listening. Yeah, because kids are sponges. I was shocked. I was like, Victor, that's mean.

And then my mom just got a such a kick out of it. She's like, no, he can't do no wrong in her. And I was cracking up I'm like I would never say that's messed up Oh my gosh Shout out North man Shout out of all the kids out there They do it

They do it with the best of intentions Okay they don't know that it's not They don't know to keep secrets They don't know that people are going to look at her different Oh true Because threes look like ease All of that I know this

Because I'm looking The way Horito writes his The Times down sometimes I'm like you know what We're gonna have to deal with that It's gonna be fine Yeah I don't think it's a big deal

dyslexia is what ends up happening like on a little serious note is like you keep telling them to be quiet about it then they're going to be quiet about other stuff. You know what I'm saying? Like that you wish it and then you're like, why do you just tell me? Because you said I got to say anything. You're right. Yes. You gave me trouble when I started telling things.

Now I have to keep it all to myself. You know what? Because my mom would do that to us like my mom like my uncle or Tia would call and my mom would always be like, don't tell them where I went even if she just went to the store. Yeah. And she would get mad and my uncle would be like, where's your mom? And you answered.

And I answered and I'd be like, oh, she's not here. Oh, where did she go? To the mall, my mom would get mad at me for that. And so now, wow. It's okay, Angie, it's okay. Mama. And that was Omrasala. All right, that's it for Zabresala.

Brat see you by a local Southern California to go to the dealers. I'm Angie from Brumbeck Mornings. I'm perfect. This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? All right, especially if you work for anybody. If you work for anybody, me.

Oh, man. Or if you're of service to anyone, you'd be so upset. All right. So check this out. You know how like Callie's been on a role of winning the lotto? It's low-key feels like Rico. Yeah. Like, what's going on over here?

Rico charges on everybody getting Rico without us, to be honest. Okay, so there's this guy named Brent Young, and he is a new winner of a California lottery. He got a scratch-off lotto win, which is cool by. A scratcher. Yeah, shout out to you. But he ended up. winning when he went into a liquor store, asked the clerk to pick a scratcher

for him, and that scratcher was with $10 million, all right? That's tight. Wow. That's incredible. 10 million? Yes. Young says, I was just like, pick whichever one.

I didn't care. The clerk picks a ticket, gives it to him, scratches it. He wins $10 million. But get this. Oh, my God. No word on if he's even going to give the clerk any of that money.

Why would he, though? He doesn't need to, Right? Oh my What? Bro, he didn't have to. He doesn't have to.

He doesn't have to. If he has the conscience, I think he would give him like a little, you know, a $2 bill to be lucky. A lucky $2 bill. You better add

zeroes on to that way. I actually do that all the time when I buy scratchers. What? You ask someone. I just tell them like, hey, you can just pick whichever one you,

whichever. And then he'll be like, oh, they'll get it, rip it, be like, oh, good luck. You know? And I've always thought If I won, I would actually break bread.

Yeah, because they picked it for you. They're at work. They're at work. Shut up. You shouldn't get praise for doing what you're supposed to do. All right, so this is going to get you more upset because a lot of times when someone wins a lot of the actual establishment gets money. The owner of that liquor store is going to collect a $50,000 bonus for selling the winning ticket. But that's the owner.

Yeah. So imagine you're the clerk. The owner wins gets money. The winner gets money. And I just get a, like, hey, you should be doing it, Angie and Vig? I'm kidding. They want a tip? They want a tip, right?

Yeah, yeah, pretty much. Don't walk in dark alleys. Big, I hate your team. Oh, I hate it. Well, it's better than the tip I thought you were going to say. That's it. I would think they would be cool to give them a rack. Yeah, give them a dollar.

If I won millions. That's like pocket change, full 10 million. I'm giving that to my son or my mama. It's literally a dollar. It's like compared to the amount It's not The smallest fraction of your winning Yeah

No this is how You've seen those documentaries where all the Lot of Winners end up broke Yeah It's because they do stuff like this Thousand dollars to you They helped the person

To help them He didn't help them He just stood there And scratched The game Tore off a thing and gave it to him Wow You're gonna have such bad

Carmarvick And that's why I said like Imagine you me All right All right You guys Convinced me 100 bucks

100 bucks. I think that's better than when we started Yeah I would be like big like right off the bat Like why But then my little conscience will kick in And then I'm like okay Human you guys

I know that's what I'm pulling back up to that liquor store And a Rolls Royce And then having them a $100 bill Like we even Thanks pal If I was that clear Imagine hey pick another one for me No

No No Why doesn't the owner give him some money I mean He just $50,000 A little bonus Either Either owes the clerk.

Either or both owes the clerk. Because this would have not happened if the clerk didn't. Here you go. Take it for a little $100. You know what I'm saying? Well, I mean, when I really think about it, you kind of write it like that's what you're supposed to do. No, don't listen.

But if you're asking him for that favor, he kind of gave you that little, you know, he could have gave you a different ticket. Yeah, because I feel like the clerks, they know which ones are the ones that you should win? They don't know. Yes, they do. I always ask them.

I'm like, which is a lucky one? I always ask him. You know what they do. But not that they, it's not like insider trading information because that's a crime. Yeah. But they do, I, I, it's common common knowledge, but not so common that they would know how, if there's a lot of wins in a role, they more than likely, like, people won in this role already, maybe pick another role. You get what I'm saying? Yeah.

If people have already, like, claim prizes and they kind of go back and claim or say they won. Right. So it kind of knows like, okay, this one seems like it's already got enough winners. Yeah. So hit up another role, maybe one, a new batch that hasn't got enough, a lot of wins. Yeah. Somebody told me that they get reports on like every scratcher has a specific amount of prizes. Yeah.

And they get reports on which is, which prizes have been already cleaned. So then they know. There's a website for that. I think the actual lot of website tells you like, let's say a certain role. Like let's say the present, like a teddy bear present role, right? Yeah. And it's a like on the actual card, it says like $50,000 winning. You can go on the website to see if the 50 has already been won.

and there's smaller prizes for that same role. So you'd be like, oh, okay, I still have a chance at getting this or that, stuff like that. So there is that part of it. But see, all of that goes into that nice little clerk's brain when he's saying, hey, scratch this one, not this one. You couldn't pick it yourself. That's why you're asking someone else to pick for you. Give him a rack or hurt a rack. Until I do to scratch himself.

Come on. Keep me in his power 106. LA's number one for hip hop. bro. Greg, who sent you for, who sent you? Who's saying you to ruin my life? So Greg went to the vending machine and he's like, hey, does anyone want anything? I'm like, give me like a trail mix if you can, keto.

And he brought me back something with chocolate. We're not going to say the name because we don't want to upset any plans. But he, and then I ate it and I have a, I have a, I have a cavity. And so it like made my cavity go off. Like my cavity is like currently going going off right now and it hurts so bad. Not bad, I didn't know you had a cavity. I mean, duh.

What do you mean, duh? I hate the dentist. That means I have a cavity. That means I'm waiting to need a root canal. I was being a thoughtful bread. For real? Yeah, I don't know. You're going to plug in DJ.

You're so dumb. Damn, you guys ever have that? Then Halloween's coming? And then it's like when there's something sweet, I know you get this if you have a cavity. When there's something sweet, but it's also sticky, you can't just knock it off of your teeth and then the ringing go away.

Like, it's stuck on there until you, like, get it out. Yeah. Every time I eat, like, sour gummy worms. Oh, yeah, it's over. And I don't know why I continue to do it. Me too. I was like, why do this to myself? Just one time.

Because sometimes you could bypass it low key. It doesn't hit all the time, but when it hits, when that cavity goes off, oh my God. Yo! I was the inner pain that no one talks about, No one talks about the pain in their teeth, okay? So there you go, there you have it.

All right, Greg, but speaking to you. Yes. You're killing it on TikTok. Yeah. I appreciate your TikToks, bro, because you are a bedroom DJ and you use that to your advantage. And an inspiring rapper. Inspiring or aspiring? Inspiring or aspiring anybody?

I inspire a lot of people. Exactly. Thank you. What do you inspire? Maximo, that's all that matters. Okay. All right. Oh, my God.

What does he inspire you to do, Maximo? I'm coming in with a hot 16. Oh, no. Please, no. It's going to turn into the freaking, the parking lot I rock the bell. That's the parking lot outside eight miles. Oh, my God. And you know they're lyrical, miracle guys, too.

We paid our dues already, please. Come on, man. Okay. But you've been killing it, and you do these really cool mashups. Shout out to all the kids that are already late because 830 was supposedly when the bell hit. Right. stay in the car longer. You're already late.

True. Because we're doing this for you. This is Halloween vibes. And our guy Greg, he's a big kid at heart. You did a whole little mashup mix. I did for you guys. So talk to me just about how you're like,

oh, this scary and then this hype. Like what made you want to like mix this stuff together? You know, I go to Halloween parties and I see like girls in hot costumes. And I'm like, but I really want to hear Monster Match at the same time.

And I want to say these girls dance to Monster Match, but they can dance to Monster Match. Because it's not a dancey song. Exactly. You're going to do the Frankenstein. Exactly. How is she supposed to throw it back to Monster Match? You want to give the baddies something they can work to on Halloween?

Exactly. He's trying to monster smear. And so do it. In fact, no, he does it. He wants his little monster back. Oh. Okay. Soda. Let's see if we can win her back with this one.

Okay? This is DJ Greg C. His little monster mix, okay? You guys are in for a sweet surprise. He's going to hit you. with song after song, mix with Halloween songs. Let's get into it.

5016, brownback morning. DJ Greg C. Come on, you're up. Hey, come on. Come on. That's a potto. We got second up in a lotto.

Big, knock a knick, come and get gang. I mean, your rubber, give you a tissue with a ooze. I, gosh. DJ Greg.

That was incredible. That's my guy right there. Yo. Greg. I had so much fun putting the opposite adlips. Yes. Yeah. And it's during Thriller and Offset loves Michael Jackson.

If you heard this, he might have shed a tear. True. We need to get this over to offset ASAP immediately. That is true. Yeah. I had fun doing that. Oh, my gosh. That was fire.

I love how you did that. Uno, dos. There's shit. That though. And then it's so cute. I ain't afraid enough. That. Do you get it?

He's like, I ain't afraid and I put dos because it sounds like ghost. I get, I understand. I get the references. It was really happy with it. Oh. Exactly. That's incredible It's so crazy why you're not a mixer

already, I know I heard the crab scratch Yeah, I saw all of that I heard the drop Who did your draw? It was like the best drop I ever heard That's not thank you guys That was incredible

That's fun I love doing it Follow my guy DJ Greg C Because he needs pity follow So please do that No and because he's talented He just wrapped for us today He dropped the whole mix Having his show is worth

And because of the sequel You guys didn't see, but he did a backflip during another break. He did the whole thriller dance? Yeah. What's your Instagram? At DJ Greg C, so DJ. But there's a dot in there somewhere. Yeah, DJ Greg and then dot C.

DJ Greg, dot C. Let's go. They don't even know that actually got offset in the studio to re- You didn't do that. Now you can stop like. You're good without having to lie, Dot. You're literally good without having to lie, but we appreciate you, Greg. Power 106 LA's number one for your pop.

We're celebrating somebody's birthday. Somebody's birthday. You hear me. Real one. That's right. We are a guy. Snoop Dog. All right.

We already know we can run through all of the music that Snoop has blessed us with. But we also love Snoop Dog on another side of his life too. How do we love Snoop Dog? I mean, Snoop Dog can literally do anything. Anything. Oh, yeah. For real. From products, drinks to movies.

Remember when he was wrestling? He was really? Wrestling. He was. Yeah. Oh, you're right. Remember when he was cooking with Martha Stewart? Yes.

He did the laziest leg drop in history of wrestling. He was a sweet dog. Sports commentating. He's so good at that. I love it. Dude, when he sings in Spanish on his Instagram, he loves like foridos.

Yes. I get biting, but not seeing. No, he's good. He's good. He DJs. He DJs? Yes. But what's up, Maxime?

What are we doing? We doing our favorite Snoop Dog movie movie moments. Okay, like which one? Like which one? Remind me, sir? I mean, for me, my favorite moment was when he came out in Malibu's Most Wanted. Oh, my. And like, the way he came out, like, he didn't even have to come out.

But once you heard the voice, you knew. And the scene was that B-Rad, which is the rapper in the movie, he was going through a tough time. B-Rat, G. You know how hard it is over there in Malibu. Yeah. And then a rat comes by. And listen.

A rat? Yes. A rat. A rat. Hey, dog. Uh? Down here, dog. Let's do a little. Please.

That little white rat ain't got nothing on me. Yo, I'm Ronnie Rizat. Rep. A sis'at. Hey, Ron. Why are you down, dog? That's the only time we acknowledge a rat is when to say. Yes.

Oh, yeah. It was. Snoop plays. It was so funny. Yeah. Especially because at that time, like, Seward Little was huge. And the fact that he came in and, oh, man. He dissed Stuart Little.

That's an incredible. That's a good movie excerpt. But I don't know. I think we can do better than that. Come on, Snoop Dog. All right. So when Snoop had a real role, like he wasn't a cameo. He had an official role.

Like, he was the star of this movie. It was The Wash with Dr. Dres. Oh, I love the watch. That soundtrack. Exactly. It's so L.A. And I had to put this legend. legendary scene when him and Dr. Dre were arguing.

All right, listen to this. Look, I'm just trying to keep you from getting fired. You can't find me. I can't do nothing with you. No, what you need to do is go get me my chip with dip. Because you delete it. My hustle. Oh, my gosh.

I need my chips with my dip. Okay, I like that. I like what I'm hearing so far. We got Malibu's Most Wanted. We got our guy, Vic, who chose the wash. you're missing A big one A huge one

Which one? Greg, are you as mad as I am right now? I think so Because I love I love Snoot And this is the thing about Snoop About acting because he isn't act whore Okay He is

But But everyone loves Snoop Dog Except for this one role When he's the actual villain in a movie Okay And Snoop as a villain That's unheard of in real life

So that's how you know He was really Aking, Ackin All right Nothing to Topps, Snoop Dog, in baby boy. Come on. This Jody, the Jody that got my boot pregnant

and can't take care of responsibilities as a fucking man, living at your mama house, running around on the streets like a little boy. That is top tier. Snoop acting in a movie. I'm not going to lie, I got scared and nervous when he got out of jail. Yes, he's too. I'm like, oh, no, Rodney's home. Yes.

When Roddy is watching the kid, I'm like, oh, my God. God. He's just your attention. Like, you know my daddy? I don't want to be old daddy either. Stupid kids. Yeah.

That was real life acting. He knocked over his fort. Yeah. Shout out his new man for all that he's done it will continue to do because he's Snoop Dogg. Oh, Irene. Irene. What happened?

Turned in homework? Yeah, he did. Wow. So when we did it about Eminem, you didn't. And now today, Angie didn't. I don't watch movies. So I'm like, Don't even know any.

I haven't even seen Turble. Like all these movies you guys were telling me. Oh, Turtile? Yeah, he's on Turbo. Yeah, he was on Turbo. Yeah, he was on Turbo. I was calling. I was calling snakes on a plane and slow plane, and I was confusing them.

Oh, my. I was about to say so many. I haven't seen him, but I know he's in him. Who says snakes on a place? Okay. Respectfully, I'm sorry. We got to. Yeah.

What is, Louie? That's crazy. Okay. Okay. Irene. What you got for us? movie girl. Oh man. So when I first saw him in this movie, I had never ridden in a

plane before. And I was like, yo, this is how it is. That's tight as hell. Oh, and then you got super let down whenever you went on a plane. This is your soul plane chauffeur. Captain Antoine Maxby. Flight 069.

Him in the 69 just living. Oh, my God. I learned from the legends. Yeah. And then honestly, what is it? How do you say? Like honorary mention? Is it honorary mentioned? Honorable mention? Yeah, honorable mention. To, when he played the

dude in the wheelchair in Training Day. Oh, yeah. That's really good. But all he did was following, like, we get arrested. Also, in half-baked. It was like the dude that never brings anything. Yeah. And always wants to join. And then Snoop Dog pops in, and he's like, hey, what's

up? And he just keeps, like, indulging. Such a stoner. I didn't even know he was in that movie. Yes. Yeah, the other cool cameo. Scary Movie 5 feels good in two. Oh, yeah. That's incredible.

Shout out to our guy, Snoop Dog. We love you for all of that. We also love you for all of this. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. Don't get it confused because it is new. And you can also.

Drop a hat. If you deserve it, you deserve it to it. You know it's your fault. But you know what I love too? It's how always he's so positive and he can team up with guys like with Khalifa. Yeah. Come on. We get drunk

Collabs are iconic And I know you know what I'm talking about When I talk about this one right here Ain't nothing but a gangster Some of us were not allowed To go to the gangster parties Because they really got gangster And you're still allowed

To drop it like his hot How about Snoop Happy birthday Snoop We love you Snoop This kept me little middle school This without breathing