Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep.09 (07/07/23)

Episode Date: July 7, 2023

Letty Peniche and Rosecrans Vic come together for Brown Bag, the LA based (and biased) morning show from 2 hispanics who love to hustle, put people on game, and of course, clown. Check them out LIVE e...veryday on POWER 106 6A-10A, Monday thru Friday. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Your good morning, you guys. Morning, Irizy. Don't be shy. I'm not shy. Nice to go out. He's just so annoying.
Starting point is 00:00:18 I was fine. Anyway, so it looks like I'm going to become an Angelino resident soon, you guys. I know, I'm so excited because this commute be hell. But L.A. Mayor Karen Bass signed a new law yesterday, actually, that will help more affordable housing become available. And I was like, it's lit. Let's go, Karen. I know, right? Only Karen, I like.
Starting point is 00:00:41 Yes. For real. So yesterday, the mayor signed a law that updates the city's zone codes that exempts all affordable housing units from this site plan review process that would often, like, delay the final approval needed for these housing projects. So basically, when these new housing projects become, start being developed, they delay, this process delays these projects for being finished and it increases expenses. It makes rent higher and it makes less space available for people. And the code used for these developments only the limit is 49 units that has to undergo this review, right? So a lot of the developers would only build 49 units so that they don't have to wait for this code to be processed, which may seem like a lot, right? Because you're like, damn, 49 units is a lot.
Starting point is 00:01:31 I would do 48, low-key. But there's so many. You're a headassist. Yo, I'm doing this. So there's so many Angelinos, right? And especially, like, all the units, like a lot of people, there's multiple families in, like, in one apartment, you know? Yeah. So sometimes there's more.
Starting point is 00:01:51 multiple families in one unit. And since they're going to surpass the 49 unit mark, there's going to be more housing available for people, you know? I see. That's crazy. However, where are these housing development projects going to be located? I don't know. That I don't know.
Starting point is 00:02:08 That's the most important part. Because it's like all that is just fancy way to say like the projects. Like they're building. Oh, you're right. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, and it's like, okay, I mean, the process. projects are fine if they're in Beverly Hills, you know what I'm saying? But like a lot of the times they get built in areas that are not so desirable.
Starting point is 00:02:28 Do you know what's crazy where I live? Like they've been knocking down a bunch of the old buildings, like old businesses. So like on Van Nuys, like they took out Deardons, they took out like Fayas Paredes. No, not the Fayas. I know. Memories. Two dollar T-shirts. For real.
Starting point is 00:02:51 What's crazy is like they've been building like really nice apartments. I wonder like if that counts because I'm like, yo, the people that live here are not going to move into these like really luxurious. I always think that. Like gyms. Yeah. And even like, okay, so I have a homie that lives in Korea town and I was driving through there the other day. And they were building a bunch of like apartments.
Starting point is 00:03:10 And I was like, ooh. And I was like, oh, no, there's no parking. Like they're building these housing developments, but there's no parking. Not even like under like, you know. And I'm just like, damn, that sucks. I don't. There's already no parking. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:23 Yeah, how does that work? When my mom lived in Korea town, I would never visit her because I couldn't find parking. Oh, that sucks. No, dead ass. It sounds funny, but I'm like, dude, I'm not going to go see. There's no parking. My homemy had his birthday party at his dad's house in Korea town and I drove around for 20 minutes. And I was like, yo, happy birthday.
Starting point is 00:03:37 I have to go. There's no parking. I felt so bad. This is real life problems. But if not, the alternative is walk four blocks in a sketchy neighborhood. Yeah, and I can't do that. Like right now, looking for an apartment. I leave at 5 in the morning.
Starting point is 00:03:50 So I'm just like, I used to be like, I love you, mom. I'm just air hug, you know. I saw that in the thing that Karen signed. It said that 60% of Angelina spend more than 30% of their income on rent. What does that mean in English? So it means like, we broke. Yeah. Like these families, if someone gets sick, if they get into a car accident, if they lose their job, they're out on the street again.
Starting point is 00:04:18 So that's why it's a good thing. thing that she passed this law because now there's going to be more affordable housing available for people and yeah i'm just hoping like the zoning is is correct you know because a lot of times like the zoning is like okay yes affordable housing for anywhere that is in san an monica hollywood beverly hills the nice area the nice areas you know i feel like we ask you probably affordable housing right here. Yeah. Affordable housing right here in the beautiful city of Wilmington.
Starting point is 00:04:46 You're just like, the trick is this. You move in where your parents used to live. Or like any family member that has lived at the apartment for a long time. Yeah. When they're about to leave, you'd be like, hey, can I move in there? Let me sub lease that. Are you sub-leasing?
Starting point is 00:05:02 Not sub-leasing, but like I got grandfathered in. So like, I'm on the lease, but I've been living in an apartment that my parents used to live in before they divorced. Wow. So my rent is like... Super cheap, huh? Super cheap. It's cheap.
Starting point is 00:05:17 So you're saying like you're glad your parents split up. No. Hey, shout out to divorce. Finally did one thing right. There would benefit there. So if you got grandfathered in, does that mean that your rent doesn't go up at all? Ever? It goes up, but like, I don't think it's like one or three percent every year.
Starting point is 00:05:40 There's limits to the... the yearly increases, right? So even if they want to get you up to like way more, it's going to take a couple years. Oh, facts. Yeah. Yeah. In my head, I'm always thinking, like, if they want me out,
Starting point is 00:05:51 you know, they could pay me. They can pay me to leave. Yeah. So I ain't leaving. I ain't leaving. Dang. I need to get grandfathered in somewhere. No, you know what the trick is?
Starting point is 00:06:02 Life hack. Just become like the manager of the building. And then you don't pay rent. Oh, yeah. I already have so many jobs, Angie. That is an effective strategy. No, because my sister's baby. Daddy, that's what he does.
Starting point is 00:06:12 He's like the manager of the whole building and he does not pay for it at all. All he has to pay is like maybe the 200 for the cleaning stuff outside. Yeah. That's facts. And usually that job isn't too hard. It's not. Literally he's chilling the whole time walking around. You're calling like a maintenance person or just taking care of the other people's little issues that they have at the apartment.
Starting point is 00:06:34 You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to have J. And I'm going to manage it. No, I'm serious. That's what he does. I'm like, fudge. That's really smart. I should have done that.
Starting point is 00:06:44 I thought you were going to say it. I know. I was like, let's start up the morning like that. Fudge Friday. Fudge Friday. Power 106. Fudge Friday's a brown-brack mornings. Yay.
Starting point is 00:06:57 What you said before this? Fudge Friday. Rosecrans in the morning. Rosecrans in the morning. Wilding. Exactly. And you know who else is Waddling? Who?
Starting point is 00:07:07 Anybody who wins the lottery. Oh. Okay. The power ball is this Saturday. day and it's grown to an estimated 590 million with the cash option of 304.8 million. I'm taking the cash. You're taking the cash and running? So what's the difference?
Starting point is 00:07:23 So you cash it or what's the other option? So the $590 million is when you get like like checks. Yeah, you get like payments. Yeah. Throughout your whole life and stuff like that. How much are the payments? Yeah. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:07:36 I'm not a mathematician. I failed algebra six times. You realize that you. It's because you're giving up 20 million already. No, 200 million. Yeah, I think I'm going to have to take. But you get it in your hand. The way I look at it is like, okay, $500.90 million seems nice over a lifetime.
Starting point is 00:07:57 But I always think of like, what if the zombies attack tomorrow? Yeah, what if you die? They're not going to get me my payment on time. Bank's going to be closed. $200 million that you're just giving up? I mean, you're going to give up a chunk anyway because of taxes. Yes. Yes, and also the $304 million, you can always put that in investments.
Starting point is 00:08:13 You can always grow it with interest. So I recently was talking to a friend yesterday and his uncle won $18 million a few years back. And he said that as soon as he walks out, there's like people pitching like investments to him, charities, like just all while he's walking out. Wow. Because you know you have to show your face when you win. Yeah. And everyone's just like, yo, shoot the money over. Wow.
Starting point is 00:08:39 They're like thirsty, like, they're hounding you, like dogs. And then he even said, like, he doesn't, he doesn't go to Mexico. Of course not. He feels like his family might just like, oh, yeah. They're going to kidnap them or what? I would think that. I think I would pay somebody to go pick it up for me. Be like, hey, I'm going to give you, I'm going to give you this.
Starting point is 00:08:58 No, it's too much money. Yeah. Oh, you do? And there's too much money to trust with, like, you might be like, hey, go pick this up and come back and then you just never hear from them again. Oh, yeah. I just don't want anybody to know that I won. Same.
Starting point is 00:09:09 You wear a push-a-sty. That's what I'm doing. The best of Pumashy with a grill. Then they would follow you to your car and then they get your license plates. I'm an Uber. I'm an Uber. I'm an Uber. I'm an Uber.
Starting point is 00:09:19 I already know. I'm an Uber over there. Big body. The Uber driver's going to know. He's not going to know. They're just going to be like, what? Uber like four blocks down? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:29 Exactly. That's hilarious. Do you guys even play like the lottery? Do you guys buy it? Because I'm always delusional enough to believe that like, oh, yeah, I'm going to win, but I never play. I play. I play. I play.
Starting point is 00:09:38 I play Scratchers sometimes, but it's like when when people buy them for me because my family's addicted to Scratchers. Yeah, my mom's addicted to him. So I have this weird thing where I only play when I feel like there's like some like positive energy. Yeah. And then I usually win. No way. I don't win nothing crazy. The most I win it 500.
Starting point is 00:09:56 You know what? You don't win nothing crazy? Yeah. Because of that attitude. If you were going to be like, if you were to be like, oh yeah, I'm going to win. I'm going to win. I'm going to go after this. Hey, Maximo.
Starting point is 00:10:06 Just to let you know, Maximo. you are my favorite. Yeah, I'm not doing an amazing job. And I'm just saying, I don't care. So what? So what? And I'm just going to say it. If you do win the lottery, don't forget about me.
Starting point is 00:10:21 Yeah. I don't really mean. I don't care about them. And you know what? Remember where boys were in New York together. Don't forget. Let's go back. To save you some money, you could just get me and Angie,
Starting point is 00:10:30 win apartment and we'll share it. No, he's going to have a lot of money. Don't be. Don't be nice so that he could. Oh, this is crazy. You're going to use me. And you're saying, don't settle for less, girl. All I really asked for it was a room.
Starting point is 00:10:45 I was like, yo. I was just being nice because if you're nice enough, then he won't even get us in a apartment. He'll buy us a house, girl. Nah. Emmy likes me. I'll just talk to him. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:53 All right. Your kids are great. First thing you're doing when you win the power ball. Dang. First thing that comes to mind. I'm buying a house and then I'm buying another house because I need one house for me and then one house for all my hilly kitty stuff.
Starting point is 00:11:07 All right. Valid, valid? You know what? I've actually had a conversation like that with my sisters, and I told them that what I would do is hire them as like mates in my house. I like that. It's like they don't have to work. They're going to work for me, and I'm going to pay them well, like maybe like 800 an hour.
Starting point is 00:11:26 800 an hour. Yeah, but they're going to be cleaning for me or something like that. Yeah. Is it because? How is that messed up? No. No, they have to earn it. I earned it.
Starting point is 00:11:35 I won. You didn't earn it, you got lucky. You are wild. Hold on. Is it because you want them to be, you want them to be close to you? No. And you want to like take care of them or is it because you just want them to be like subservient to you? This sounds like revenge.
Starting point is 00:11:51 Yeah. No, that's what I'm like. You just want them to be subservient like, oh, hello but la. You can drop something in front of them like, oops? Pick it up. Pick it up if you want to stay here. I'm paying you, aren't I? Oh.
Starting point is 00:12:06 You've been practicing, huh? Wow. And I tell them, like, you guys better clean the rest of them correctly. Otherwise, I'm taking it off your paycheck. I'm telling you, I've had this whole conversation with them. They're going to start to leave your paper from you. What? They'd rather be made, go back to their old job.
Starting point is 00:12:22 Take it. Wow, you're already. Republican Angie is that. That's crazy. I already feel degraded. Take it or leave it. At least it's within family, so. Wow.
Starting point is 00:12:33 Family sticks together. What if they like, what if they really rebel? Are you going to tell them to go back to their country? If they really rebel. If they're just like, we don't want anything from you, Angie. They have DACA, they have DACA, so they can stay. No, but are you going to tell them? Are you going to tell them to go back?
Starting point is 00:12:49 No, no, no. Okay, okay. That's why they're going to come back and then I'm going to be out of a maid. I'm sure you can find more. That is crazy. Yes, she does. The craziest part. You know what's crazy that I told my sisters and they're like, no, but if she doesn't
Starting point is 00:13:04 clean it correctly, like they're already playing into it. So just say it's going to happen. This is what happened when Angie daydreams. Whenever she just is like, her future. When you see me dozing off, that's what I'm thinking. How can I make my sister's work? By you, Vic, what you doing?
Starting point is 00:13:22 Oh, I'm buying a competition. Any competition I have at all. In any field, in anything. Anybody's ever looked at me wrong. Anybody's ever look my way. Vic, I just like to apologize. Nick, those jokes about not invited me to your dinner. I was kidding.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Oh, it's okay. Don't even worry about it, man. You know what? I wasn't. Next year at my next dinner, you could come. Yes. Like, you know, yeah. Who are you dropping?
Starting point is 00:13:53 He's going to be cleaning? What? He's going to be cleaning? No. He's going to be waiting at the table? No. If you would be so kind to, you know, hire your help to help. Oh, my sister's no fool.
Starting point is 00:14:05 Only I can say that. Oh, okay. You causing a lot. You're crossing their life. I was trying to give them a job. You said you wanted them to do that. Yeah, I would have paid them the rate. Yeah, I would have paid them to rate.
Starting point is 00:14:16 You waiters, you know that you got to pay him. Wow. Yeah, I would probably be, I'm super petty, so I just probably be, like, super petty with my money. And, like, buy things that people I know that don't like me want. Damn. So he would buy us, he would buy himself a house in front of us because we don't like going with you. No, I like you guys. I like you guys.
Starting point is 00:14:35 She said we don't like him. Wait, wait, hold on. You don't like me? Wow. Wow. All right. Power 106, Brownback Mornings. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:47 The power ball is this Saturday, 590 million. I'm taking her 300. Or 300 million cash. And I'm changing my phone number. Maximo, what are you doing if you win the power ball? Is I'm calling Steve Ballmer. Okay. Because I think if I have that much money, I might be able to get.
Starting point is 00:15:05 get his number. Yes. Who's that? He's the owner of the Clippers. Oh, you're so old. He'll be like, yo, bro, I don't need the, I don't want the whole team.
Starting point is 00:15:12 Yeah. Just give me like 20%. 20%. I just want to be in the draft room. Okay. You know what I mean? That's it. Are you going to be giving like,
Starting point is 00:15:20 like, you're going to like pretend to know basketball like that? Pretend? Yeah. No basketball. Can you really know basketball if your team loses all the time?
Starting point is 00:15:30 I might sign myself. I know a little bow wow. No, that's what you need to sign. You just sign a little bow wow. Oh, I'm going to sign myself to attendee. Yeah, like Mike. Wow. So the money that I buy it, I'm going to get it back because they got to pay me for the 10 day, you know?
Starting point is 00:15:45 For real. So that's what you're doing? That's what I'm doing. Buying 10% of the... You know what? Actually, I changed my mind. I want to buy the clippers now. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:15:54 We're not doing that. And then I can just like move them to... Where should I move them to? Wisconsin. Wisconsin. Yes, we have a team. Alabama. Books.
Starting point is 00:16:03 So we have a team too. And they're next to you. All right. Well, guess what? We have a color. Oh, okay. Yeah. We're like, all right.
Starting point is 00:16:08 Let's see what this color is. We have John from Simar Online. John, talk to me. What are you doing with the Powerball money? Oh, man. I'll pay off my debts and I'll save money for my son's schooling once it gets older. He's three right now. And honestly, I want to give him.
Starting point is 00:16:25 You got to give him. That's very responsible. Okay. Tell me one irresponsible thing you're going to do with it. I'll probably retire all my friends from work. Oh, that's cool nice. That's pretty irresponsible. That way they're out there, uh, partying with me.
Starting point is 00:16:40 So, yeah, so you want the like, real life to be like the lunchroom, basically. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, that's not bad. That's how much would you like your coworkers? Listen, he said he's going to send his kid to school and then he's going to retire his homies. I got a, I got out of $50.50. Yeah, there we go. Where are you going to, where's the first trip you're going to take with your homies?
Starting point is 00:17:03 First trip. You know what? Anywhere. Probably, I want a Cancun. Never been out of the USA. Oh, Cancun. Oh, yes. But Porto Vallata. I hear it's very beautiful.
Starting point is 00:17:15 It is. It is. That's amazing. That's a good choice. Yeah, I love that. Still. I just thought about that. I would pay off the debt that I have to. What about your friend's debts?
Starting point is 00:17:24 I don't know if I'm probably. A problem. My friend is that much. You're not a good person or as good a friend as John. Yeah. And you'd be like, I'm not paying out my sister's debts. I'm a little bit. I'm going to make them in debt to me.
Starting point is 00:17:38 I would have to because the car stuff, everything like that, it's undermining. So I would have to. It's the only debt. Like my siblings don't have any debt. I don't think so. But like my, I would pay off my parents' house and then I would buy them a house in Vegas
Starting point is 00:17:51 and like fully furnished and stuff so they don't have to like waste money on hotel. Wow. Now all of a sudden you want to be nice. No, I love my pet. Shut up. No, it's only because John influence you. That would be so cool to buy them a casino.
Starting point is 00:18:04 Oh, now we're talking. You're going to end up losing all the way. One of the cheaper ones, though, so it's like super sketch, but it's also cool because maybe you can build it up a little bit. Yeah, like you buy Circus, circus, circus. Like, I now own Circus Circus. Oh, that would be cool. That would be tight. And hire all my exes because they're clowns.
Starting point is 00:18:20 Oh. Now that is an effective strategy right there. Now I want to give them jobs like a Kastabums. Oh. Sorry, everybody's catchy strays today. Wow. What are they doing? It's pretty.
Starting point is 00:18:40 What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? All right, you guys. So, you know how Halloween has begun for people? Halloween? It was just for the life.
Starting point is 00:18:53 No, no, no, no, no, no. This is my time. Halloween has begun, okay? And I'm not the only crazy one because Disney fans are preparing for Halloween too. Okay, okay. So Disneyland does these dope private events. one of them being the ugy-buggy-bogie bash that happens during the month of like September and October. And if you've never been, it's basically a private event, like the one we're going to have in August,
Starting point is 00:19:16 where they have like cool mazes, the kids get to dress up, they get a trick-a-treat, there's like themed foods. It's so cool, it's so fun. They have like dance floors and stuff. So this happens every season during Halloween. And yesterday tickets went on sale, but a lot of people weren't able to get them because the Q was messed up. So a lot of Disney fans were going crazy. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:41 Yeah, they were like me when I don't get my tickets. In July? About Halloween. Wow. These events sell out like quickly, like so quick. That's kind of what they get for looking past, you know, four months straight into the future. But whatever.
Starting point is 00:19:54 It's called preparation. Something you wouldn't know, Vic. It's called prep. I'm just kidding. Wow. I'll meet to you all morning. I'm saying if you win the lottery, forget about her. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:20:07 I've actually known Vick for a very long time. You haven't been prepared for a very long time. Exactly. I used to be right. Look how far it got me. I know, right? Sucker. Anyway.
Starting point is 00:20:19 People are going crazy over these tickets that are for Halloween in July. Yes, it's for the Ugi Bugi Bash. And it's so cool. Why? Hold on, hold on. Go ahead. I'm all Christmas in July. It's not Halloween in July.
Starting point is 00:20:31 It's Christmas in July. It's not even Halloween. It's not even how. They're just buying it. buying the tickets for Halloween. It should be Christmas. Angie, you think they should put Christmas things on sale
Starting point is 00:20:42 right now and look past October. Yes, yes. They should have a whole parade already. They should start playing Christmas music. Christmas in July, it's the whole thing, you guys. Don't look at me crazy. I'm not. I mean, I'm just...
Starting point is 00:20:56 And guess what? Last night I went to sleep listening to Christmas music. Does Halloween have Halloween music? Yeah, we do. Not really. It's not that great. That's kind of... You know what's so crazy is that you're so evil,
Starting point is 00:21:09 but you're like, you like happy Christmas music. I do. And you know what it reminds me of? I love it. It reminds you of the psychotics, like, from, like, the insidious movie that listen to the happy music. I feel so judge right now. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:21 So what? I still like Christmas. I'm just saying. Oh, well, this is great. So, did they say when they're going to... So, since the queue got messed up yesterday, Disney tickets are going to go on sale again for this event on July. 11th at 9 a.m.
Starting point is 00:21:36 So be ready. Set your calendars. That's Monday. Everybody except Angie. Yeah. Angie, if they invited you like VIP. Oh, for sure. That's not even a question.
Starting point is 00:21:45 Of course. I just wanted to know how Disney and you were free. I wanted to know how deep your hate was for Halloween. And I want to see the big pumpkin. Oh, no, see if it's free, then oh my God, I love Halloween. See, you wouldn't even be able to see the pumpkin because this is only in California adventure, but you would be able to see your friends because all the villains come out and stuff.
Starting point is 00:22:01 Oh, perfect. Thank you. I mean. It's really cool. It's a really dumb of it. We're all just misunderstood. I think it's really cool how like they can sell out or because I'm sure it's going to sell out. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:14 But like sell out so far away from Halloween and how high they're going to be for Halloween. Like I'm sure everyone that buys tickets like, I got to start getting my Halloween stuff ready. Yeah, they do. I know that's like that's a lot of preparation. Like I don't think about Halloween until like about October 14th or something. But you're a guy. Yeah, you just throw on a mask or like a hat or whatever. Like, you know.
Starting point is 00:22:35 I dress up every couple years. Because I like my costume to be, like, actually really cool. And if it's not really cool, I won't do it at all. Same. Right? Wait, what have you dressed up as in the past that we've known you? I was an Edgar once. That was pretty good.
Starting point is 00:22:53 That was pretty good. Before that, I was Justin Bieber in, like, 2010. Oh, yeah, I was Rick and Morty, or Rick Sanchez. Oh, with your son. You're right. My son was Morty. Oh, you're right. you do Zeressa.
Starting point is 00:23:05 I was Spider-Cuzz last year, remember? That was a great one. Yeah, Spider-Cus. Not many would get it. Yeah. No, you'd be surprised. When I went to, I went to Regatta Online, I shot with the homies, there was another spider cuss there.
Starting point is 00:23:19 And we were going to do the meme, but we didn't like each other. We were just like, we were like, no. You got the meme? You guys did the meme in real life in your mind? Yeah, but I'm just like, but it was also like not cool. I'm like, wow, how could you? Like, don't you know? You copied me.
Starting point is 00:23:33 You copied me. I'm Vic. Why would you show up like that? Would you go to Disneyland like that? Because Spider-Man is a Disney character. No, because that costume was very revealing. I had to wear like a jacket over because it was just like super tight spandex. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:47 It was inappropriate. Wow. So I probably wouldn't use that at Disney. Big was being a batty. I was, for sure. I respect yourself, Vic. Oh, me respect myself. All right.
Starting point is 00:24:02 Whatever. Word on rosecrans. Kobe Bryant will be the cover athlete for NBA 2K 24. All right? For the fourth time, Kobe will grace the cover of NBA 2K, and the game will come with two different covers, a Kobe Bryant edition and a Black Mamba edition.
Starting point is 00:24:21 That's fire. So the KB version features a young Bryant with the fro wearing the number eight, flying through the air for a dunk. The Black Mamba edition features a veteran Kobe wearing his purple and gold Lakers jersey. Oh. 24? Yeah. This upcoming year, yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:36 I'm super excited. As an avid 2K player, this is super dope and well-deserved. And the fourth time, I think he gets it one more time, and now he's going to have as many covers as championships. Do you get both games for different covers? No, no, no, no, I'm not like that. A lot of people do, like, collectors edition and stuff like that. Like, no, I'm just going to play the game. Like, I'm going to get one, though.
Starting point is 00:24:58 Which one? Oh, probably the young Kobe. Yeah. Yeah. With the fro? That's what I really grew up with. Yeah, I'm going to get that. Nokia, I would get both.
Starting point is 00:25:08 Really? Just for the cover and never open them? Never open them? Because you don't know how to play? Oh. No. See me on the court, Angie. I don't know how to play.
Starting point is 00:25:17 He knows basketball, okay? He's a Clipper fan. He knows all about the playoffs. Listen, my team doesn't mean my basketball knowledge, right? Yeah. Thank God. What team do you play with in the NBA? The Clippers.
Starting point is 00:25:28 Really? Yeah. A loser. How whoop you? How far do they make it? In NBA 2K, do they make it to the final? We win chips. That's the only time you're ever going to watch them win a championship.
Starting point is 00:25:39 All right. All right. That is so funny. Maximo plays like a thousand simulations just to see them win. He celebrates in his room. Yes. On the new hardwood floor he just paid for. He carries bags an Emmy, like if they're players.
Starting point is 00:25:55 Is just me and the kids? Yes. The Clippers won, guys, don't you get it? They're like, ah, dad's at it again. Dad's losing it. He thinks the Clippers won again. Oh, man. But, man, this is really cool.
Starting point is 00:26:10 Yeah. And it's cool to honor Kobe, you know. And, yeah, I would get, honestly, if I was going to open it, I would get the. That's fine. That's dope. You're not being a hater to the Lakers. Nah. I'm not a hater to Kobe at all.
Starting point is 00:26:23 Yeah. Yeah. He's a goat. And he's one of the greatest basketball players ever, you know. Facts. Yeah. But you know who else just won? Nelly, all right?
Starting point is 00:26:31 Nellie just secured a $50 million deal to sell 50% of his music catalog. No. No. All right. Look, so the rapper partnered. Go ahead. I'm going to let you know what songs he sold. All right. Look, so the rapper has partnered with Harbor View Equity Partners in a deal that includes the purchase of his most iconic tracks.
Starting point is 00:26:51 Ride with me, Dilemma, and Hotting Here. Not Dilemma. Yeah. I will keep that one. He sold those for 50, 50% of that for 50 million. What do you guys mean? That's for three songs? Dang.
Starting point is 00:27:04 No. No. No. Those are like the most well-known songs that he sold essentially. That's so dumb. I'm sorry, Natalie. I love you, fool, but why 50? Like, you're worth a lot more.
Starting point is 00:27:15 I saw that and I was mad for him. Yeah. Why would he sign? I mean, the thing is, a lot of, a lot of people are doing this because streaming money isn't like as great as we think, right? It's like a percent of a percent of a penny, right? And then it's like it takes a long time to accumulate that 50 million. And also you got to think it seems low, but he signed to Universal back in like 2000 or something.
Starting point is 00:27:42 He probably doesn't own that much of that of those songs. The record labels probably own way more than he does. And then the money he gets from streaming, like it gets broken down from the label to his people and then to him. So this is probably a really good change. $50 mil, that's at least $100 million. country grammar's diamond diamond album and then Nellieville went six times platinum
Starting point is 00:28:06 You're worth a lot more I know I like how she knows all the stats Only Nelly though Yeah I mean Nelly My introduction to hip hop But that's what I'm saying like It should have been at least 200 At least for me
Starting point is 00:28:22 That's how much you're worth for me Nelly Another thing like if they're paying 50 million They obviously know they're gonna make money off of this Right. Oh, yeah. So they're going to make that 50 back. They're going to make 100. So that means we're going to hear that song in movies, TV shows.
Starting point is 00:28:35 Yeah. Like, I think that's the route they're going to go to obviously make that 50 million back. Exactly. So it just makes me think, like, is, like, the label or Nelly's team not doing enough to, like, recycle that music? I mean, when's the last time you heard a Nelly song? I mean, they should be sampling it. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:53 Yeah. We hear all these songs. Yeah. Yeah. They're all sample old songs. Why hasn't no one sampled Nelly song? None of them. They did.
Starting point is 00:28:59 The TikTok challenge with the hot in here. No, but that's not sampling. Oh, yeah, but they tried to vamp it like that. Damn. I mean, 50 million is 50 million. But he only sold 50% of it. Well, 50% of his catalog, right? So he still has more catalog.
Starting point is 00:29:15 Maybe he didn't sell country grammar. I'm sure he got the week. No, you say it has right with me, right? Yeah. That's country grammar. Oh. Dilemma and then hot in here. That's Nellyville.
Starting point is 00:29:25 True, true. You're such a. Of course. You guys. I would really love to see, like, the full list. Yeah. Just to know if they left them with the bunk songs and they took all the good ones. They left them with Drop Yuga-Long.
Starting point is 00:29:38 You could keep it. Don't worry, don't worry. We'll pay you to keep it. I better not hear you singing that song anymore, Vic. What, drop down and get the Yul-G-Long, girl. Drop down and get the Yulong, girl. It was just like he has a lot of good songs. That one was random.
Starting point is 00:29:55 But you know why? It's because it was produced by Farrell, which was also produced. Farrell produced Hotting here, so they were trying to make the same. All I got to say is Nelly's team got to just start selling Band-Aids and just put Nellie's name on. That's a great idea. That's a great idea. I'm suing you for my idea because you're live on air and everyone in Los Angeles heard me say it first. Even though he wore first.
Starting point is 00:30:17 Yeah. Oh, wow. That's how it goes. No, yeah, shout out to Nellie, though. He got a fat check. He hit the little mini Powerball himself. Yeah. I wonder what he's doing with it.
Starting point is 00:30:29 Taking a shanty out. I was about to say trying to get a shanty back. Yeah. He has her back. He has her back. He has her back. He has to lock her down. Well, maybe he told her he had to, you know, baby girl, I'm about to get this $50 million.
Starting point is 00:30:40 You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I'm going to take care of you, girl. Don't worry. It'll be different this time. You know what I'm saying? Damn, I don't know. Maybe she'll make more money. We're not going to go through no more dilemmas.
Starting point is 00:30:49 I don't know. I think they make the same amount of money because they be on the same tors. I feel like you guys were both to see Ashanti and Ellie. No, I love that. I spent my money to go see them. I love Ashanti a little more, but yeah, I love them both. Yeah, same. Good.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Shanti's amazing. Exactly. Well, that was your word on Rose Cranz brought to you by your local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Rose Cranz vik for Brownback mornings on Power 106. Power 106 Brownback Morning. Fudge Fridays. It's payday Friday.
Starting point is 00:31:16 It's pay day. Payday and Vic is paying for our breakfast, so thank you. I didn't know that. That's right. Thank you. Only because I'm starving and it would be rude to not. Yeah, because you. You've learned.
Starting point is 00:31:28 You've learned. Yes, I've learned the hard way. If I ever win the lottery, yes. I'm going to buy your food too. Oh, thank you, bro. I appreciate that. You guys are so, yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:36 Also, I have this really good idea that I wanted to pitch you. Well, maybe I was late to you win. Maybe I was a way to win. Who has shoutouts? You have shoutouts? I have shoutouts, yeah. Shout out to E.O. Gomez 136.
Starting point is 00:31:49 He wanted us to shout out his daughter, Adela and Matthew from, oh, his daughter and son, Adela and Matthew from Peklema. All right. Shout out to them. Heck yeah. And then Stephanie underscore 90. She'd be tagging us every day. Oh, okay, yes.
Starting point is 00:32:02 Shout up to Stephanie 90. Oh, she does. We appreciate you. Yes. So we love you. We see you and appreciate you. And then Pelatero 44, 34. That's what it says.
Starting point is 00:32:14 Oh, Pelotero. Yeah. Shout to him. He follows me too. Yeah. Is he a bald guy that sells corn? No, I think he sells like sports stuff. He actually sells.
Starting point is 00:32:22 Oh, Pell. Okay. No. Pell Otero. Like. He actually sells custom. baseball gloves. Oh, that's cool.
Starting point is 00:32:29 It's really cool. I was looking at his page yesterday. Like bedazzle if I want one? I mean, probably. Why not? Just shiny, glittery. You have to. I guess so.
Starting point is 00:32:37 I don't know if that'll make you hit better, but yeah. Oh, it's just for looks. It's just for looks. Yeah, it's just for looks. Just to have it like, can't tell me anything. What did we get like a brown bag challenger that we got to play against?
Starting point is 00:32:49 We need the glove to work. Oh, yeah, we might do softball soon. Yeah. So we got a, we got a prep. Yeah. My boy Belo de Latero. Dang. That would be really cool. And then we have Michael Dang
Starting point is 00:32:59 that'd be listening to us every day too. So shout at him. He said that we make his morning and I was like, ah. Shout out to you, dang. Hearing that makes my morning. Have a dang good day. Oh, yeah. Dad joke, no?
Starting point is 00:33:13 Very dad joke. Oh, I didn't get it. Soma Sala. Wow. Shout out. For real. For real. For real.
Starting point is 00:33:20 mom before we go. Yeah, man. Irene's mom is the best. She's the best. She listens every day. She's full of luck. Yes. She gives us feedback.
Starting point is 00:33:32 And she gave us Irene, which is amazing. She did give us Irene. Yeah, you guys are very blessed. Thank you for that. So now you own Irene? What? You're saying, she gave us Irene. Well, technically you guys all.
Starting point is 00:33:44 She gave Irene to the world. Then we're like the world. Be more specific. I have a shout out too, fool. I want to shout out my friends. Edgar, Eduardo, Jennifer, and Gus, they're always listening.
Starting point is 00:33:55 All right. And they're all... Guardo, Eduardo. This is... Are they triplets? No, they're twins, though. Oh, okay. That's funny.
Starting point is 00:34:02 It's Agardo and Eduardo, I know. It's the evil twin and the nice twin. But I had to shout them out because they're always listening. Oh, shout out to them. Oh, shout out them. So they hear how mean you are. Oh, they get it. They know how I am.
Starting point is 00:34:13 I'm not capping. Anyways, and then you know what? Shout out to Aki. Yes. If I win the lottery, I would hire you too. I won't forget you. It's all of, though. It's all of Acki.
Starting point is 00:34:26 He would have to call you every day to save the traffic. What are you going to hire him for? Yeah. Oh, okay. So he can tell me, hey, Agi can, is there traffic in the sky? Because I'm going to have a helicopter. Oh, helicopter, helicopter. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:41 That's fine. Hey, hey, what are you doing? Sambra Salah with Angie. Okay, we have to put some respect on my girl, Britney Spears. you guys because yesterday she got slapped or last night two nights ago she got slapped by a security guard right in the face and it's all because victor went by yama am i saying it right yes yes yes nice got one so apparently what happened supposedly what happened was that brittney saw him and saw victor which is he's a basketball player from the spurs right the spurs he's the first round
Starting point is 00:35:17 pick in this uh he's a rookie though he's a rookie right number one pick Put some respect. Seven foot four inches tall. Dang. The future of Spurs basketball. Yeah. Yeah. He's huge.
Starting point is 00:35:28 Okay. Well, I know, right? So apparently it was said that Brittany grabbed and Britney Spears grabbed him when she saw him and asked him for his picture and then his security guard just like, boom, slapped her, right? Yeah. But Brittany came out and she actually said, no, that's not exactly what happened. But people did catch up to Victor and this is what he had to say about it. We're in a hall.
Starting point is 00:35:50 There was a lot of people. People calling me. obviously. It was one person who was calling me, but that person grabbed me from behind. So I just know the security pushed her away. I didn't, I didn't stop for to look, so I kept walking and enjoyed a nice dinner. It's full. Damn. It looks like he didn't even notice anything happened, right?
Starting point is 00:36:08 But that's his story from his end. But Brittany actually spoke out and she put out like a public statement on IG. And so she was just saying that she, what happened was that she recognized him at the hotel lobby. And then after that, she went to a different. restaurant and that's when she saw him and she's like oh i'm gonna go approach him because i'm like i'm a big fan so she goes and she taps him from behind right and then as soon as she taps him his security just boom backhand it slapped her right in the face and she was just left embarrassed she said like he knocked her she almost he almost knocked her down and knocked the sunglasses off her face wow oh she didn't say hit me baby one more time no not like that you guys let me maxibol i was
Starting point is 00:36:51 going to make that joke. I hate you. That's crazy, though. It's crazy because she's like, okay, if that's the case, it's like I get swarmed up by fans all the time and none of my security actually hits any fans. Like, why is this fool hitting him? Yeah. Because even if it wasn't Brittany, I don't think your security should be backhanding anybody. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:14 Like, that's crazy. That was crazy. Back handing is like so disrespectful. Yeah. For real. Who's that? Bows that. Oh!
Starting point is 00:37:21 I'm just wondering, like, because unfortunately, certain securities do be, you know, taking advantage of, like, their jobs. Yeah. I've seen it firsthand. But I know that they're doing their jobs. It just sucks that. Brittany, first of all, but it shouldn't happen to anyone. It shouldn't.
Starting point is 00:37:41 Especially they're just tapping you from behind. At a restaurant, fool. Like, you don't need to be slapping nobody. The thing is, I think people are, like, the spur security are high. Hyper sensitive about Victor Wimbanyama. He hasn't played one game yet. But literally, like, their whole franchise falls on his shoulders. Yes.
Starting point is 00:38:01 They're super excited about him. They're, like, they're getting a good player for the first time in, like, 10 years. Also, this weekend is NBA Summer League in Las Vegas. He's about to start. They don't want no funny business happening. So there's a lot of fans, a lot of people. Vegas is a crazy place. In Vegas.
Starting point is 00:38:14 Vegas is already crazy. Yeah. You know, everything already that's happening with, like, unfortunately, like, you know, shooters and attacks. So the security is super, super, like, strict and on edge already. Yeah. So it sucks. It really does.
Starting point is 00:38:33 And, but also, like they say, don't be grabbing people. Yeah. She didn't grab up. She tapped him. She tapped him. And then it also depends, like, where, were they in a public place? Yes, Craig, because they were in a restaurant. Yeah, they were at a restaurant.
Starting point is 00:38:47 How fancy was this restaurant that? Britney Spears and this number. one draft pick that is now on the Spurs, right? Yes. Victor. Victor. In this, they're not in like a freaking, they're not in jacking the box, bra. Like, they're in a fancy restaurant where if he's, he's going to be approached.
Starting point is 00:39:05 Yeah. By other celebrities. Yeah. Right, but it made it seem like there's a lot of people like tapping him and going after him. So I wonder if it was like him coming in, him leaving. That's what he said. Yeah, that's what he said. But that's dumb.
Starting point is 00:39:17 It's like it's Britney Spears. You're not going to recognize an icon. I guess she. Like there's no, yeah, there's no excuse for that. I guess they didn't. But that just leads me to believe like they've been doing that. Oh, you're right. Probably and nobody's actually spoken out about it.
Starting point is 00:39:32 Yeah. I would speak up and get my chicky, chick, chick, chick. Because, yeah, she didn't speak up about it until like a day later. Yeah. She was like, you know what? I want to tell everybody what happened. But there's also other people without platforms, you know? And it's just messed up for the security to not, like, when he hit her, he never even said like, oops, I did it again.
Starting point is 00:39:49 No. I know you keep making. Right back at you, Maximo! Right back at you! You guys are so dumb! I know you're making that joke, but it's so sad because she actually set that till... I'll let you let you laugh. I'm just so mad.
Starting point is 00:40:11 All right, all right. You're done? You're done? Yeah, I got the good laugh at all right. But neither Victor or the security guard actually had told, made an apology to Britney Spears. That's messed up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:23 Yeah. They have, oh, that's not funny? That's toxic. And even very... I hate it! But you know what?
Starting point is 00:40:31 I'm surprised how many Britney songs you know. I do. Come on. We grew up with her. Yeah. She's amazing. Yeah. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:40:40 Yeah. Oh, my God. No, but I'm just saying, like, he hasn't apologized to her. The security hasn't apologized to her. And the only reason that she's actually addressing is because it was made public, but she was really embarrassed. Like, she got slapped in front of everyone. front of everybody and backhanded like that's that's again that's disrespectful yeah would you even
Starting point is 00:40:59 like consider the apology to be real because like no at this point no I feel like having to ask for an apology I would still be like whatever because I had to ask for it like you should just apologize no but at this point I would want it and I would not believe you and I would still keep that energy of you but I would it should be it should be a it should be like a not just a saying like I'm sorry. It should be like a nice gesture. I think it should be like... Here's half a million dollars.
Starting point is 00:41:27 No, no, that's crazy. No, just give her like court side seats to like the game. Well, now she's not a fan. I'm pretty sure she's not a fan anymore. But it'll be a nice gesture because it was an accident and it wasn't right. But it was just like, hey, let's, let's, you know. Yeah, but he hasn't done anything. He hasn't even reached out to her.
Starting point is 00:41:42 That's wrong. What a womanizer. Oh, my God. Anyways, you guys, I'm done with this. I'm so sorry for me. Guys, don't respect this over here. But that's it for Soma Sala, brought to you by your local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brum Beck Morning.
Starting point is 00:41:58 I'm just happy she didn't get hurt. Power. She's lucky. Iho de la. Oh, my God. Oh, God. I don't know what you heard about me, but I'm a motherfucking S-I-M-P. Simp of the Week.
Starting point is 00:42:15 All right, guys, we have a couple nominees for Simp of the Week. Can I add someone really quick? Of course, of course. All right, so I have a homie. Yes. I'm gonna just call them S. Okay. Mr.
Starting point is 00:42:29 S? Yesterday we had the kids. Can I guess the name? No, yesterday we had the kids. Oh, yeah. And they were telling us a drama using the first letter. So I'm just just used the first letter. They thought they were so slick.
Starting point is 00:42:39 Yeah. S, right? And then one of your niece has slipped up. She called her the mother. So I have a group chat with a bunch of friends. Yep. And S texting the group. chat and said he said something like I don't usually text and drive but I'm gonna do it for you
Starting point is 00:42:56 because I love you. And me and all the homies were like, oh. I have a question. Does the S stand for S? Is that his name? Probably. He should be. Super Sim.
Starting point is 00:43:11 Oh, double S. Yo, but it was funny because he caught himself that he sent it to the wrong person. So we just trolled. Wow. He was trying to send it to his baby girl. Yeah. Wow. Sim! Sim!
Starting point is 00:43:27 Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! That's a very strong nominee for Simps of the week. Who you got? Okay, so shout out to DDG.
Starting point is 00:43:37 He's actually going to be a part of our Power 106 up next with Brianna this upcoming week on July 11th. But he's actually saying that he has a lot of relationship happy weight. And he got fat. He's basically. bragging about it. He's bragging about it. Is it happy weight or that Disney money? Oh, it could be one or the other, but either way, he's not shying away from it and he's saying, look, I got some happy weight. What's what? Say something. You ain't got no kids, bro. He's happy fat. That's what they call. That's like baby fat. Yeah. Yeah. Happy weight? I'm never heard of that.
Starting point is 00:44:10 Exactly. So he's trying to make it a thing and it's not a thing, but. It isn't that you never heard of a happy relationship weight. I have, but it's not something you should be proud of like you're just letting yourself go yeah and then you're just going to settle because then she's gonna dead yeah yeah yeah called settling because there's a she should do back to the ocean her way hey prince eric didn't put on no relationship wait all right that's another strong nominee all right and then there is marcus jordan simping over larsa pippin his girlfriend smoking hookah from her hoo-haz all right. And after his dad said he does not approve of that relationship.
Starting point is 00:44:54 Yes. He doesn't care. And that's how he responded. I think he's being extra simpy. Yeah. Just to kind of show like, oh, we're happy, you know? Yeah, that little extra, put a little oomph in. Yeah, I don't know what you say.
Starting point is 00:45:07 Yeah. And I know that he's been like talking about marriage. Like he wants to marry her already. What? Yes. He's super simpid. No way. No, that can't happen.
Starting point is 00:45:15 I don't know what. She's going to be Larsa Jordan Pippen. No That's crazy That's my thing Why did she keep that last name She's divorced Because nobody's gonna know who she is
Starting point is 00:45:24 And she changes to her maiden Yeah Basketball Wives 101 Mm-hmm Oh I hope she has a frame Pippin jersey And then she adds a frame
Starting point is 00:45:32 Jordan jersey Oh Yeah I don't know What curse she puts on these fools To be Thitties But I need it Yeah I want one
Starting point is 00:45:38 I have an idea But Oh What is a big Can you please advise women Huh Please advise women I mean
Starting point is 00:45:46 I just, she got the bomb diggy. I don't know. She has to. Is that a dance? No, it's not a dance. It can be.
Starting point is 00:45:55 It's a mating call. So, Marcus Jordan, DDG, or the homie S, aka Simp. Let's go to the phone line, and see,
Starting point is 00:46:07 let's see who they. I have mine. Line 10. Line 10. Good morning. Good morning, line 10. Good morning. Good morning.
Starting point is 00:46:18 Who do you think should be our Simp of the Week? Marcus Jordan. Wow. Why? What you think? I don't know. I just feel like... He's doing too much?
Starting point is 00:46:34 That's just not the way to go. Yeah. And do you think he's being extra, like, just to show everybody, all the doubters, all the naysayers, that he's super happy and he doesn't care what anybody says? Damn. I mean, I was kind of leaning towards that way too. All right, well, let's give him a good old sim. Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! No chema, cut.
Starting point is 00:47:04 No chema, cut. No chema, no kemah. In Edgar News, I got a shout of my brother, Peso, who's locked up. He's a local Los Angeles rapper. A very big in the Edgar community. Facts! An Edgar himself. he actually was a very very close friend of Swade Money Signed Swade who passed away earlier this year who we've covered extensively on the Edgar Report
Starting point is 00:47:28 and he actually has a song coming out that he recorded I guess well he's behind bars but he shouts out Swade essentially and gives a little bit of a window into how he's feeling currently right so we have a little clip that we're going to play Lost more than shit again, thinking now I can't get worse and then I lost my brother Swade.
Starting point is 00:47:51 And so he basically shouted out Swade and said he misses him. You know, he couldn't, he thought things couldn't get any worse. And now he lost his brother Swade, you know, while he's behind bars. So just, you know, kind of a lot of people have been, you know, wondering how he feels. Obviously, knowing that he doesn't feel so well, but he wanted to give, you know, an update about, you know. Right. How he's feeling. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:48:16 how he's feeling what he's doing. I love that artists are able to still make music while locked up. Yeah. I have that creativity to still be there. Yeah. Somehow he figured it out. It doesn't sound the best. We've got to acknowledge that.
Starting point is 00:48:29 But it's, you know, you can still hear it. And you can hear the, you know, the pain in his voice as a way as well. Yeah. Shout out of my brother,
Starting point is 00:48:36 pay so. Free him. He'll be home soon. He just graduated from, he just got his high school diploma in there too. He did. He did. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:44 Shout out to me. Pay-so. Wait, quick question. Does he have an Edgar cut? Like, that's why he's. Oh, okay. Yeah. No, yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:51 Yeah, he has an Edgar cut. He's a little Edgar homey. Even inside jail, he can get an Edgar cut? Yeah, you could. His hair still, he went in there with an Edgar cut. I think it just grows that way. I wonder if he's inspired other people in jail to get the Edgar cut. Oh, I'm sure.
Starting point is 00:49:07 Because they pull it off, you know? It's like a lot of people might think it looks silly, but they pull it off. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Man. A bunch of Edgar's in jail is crazy. I know. That's what they're filled with.
Starting point is 00:49:18 All right. That was your Edgar Report. Power 106. Yeah, you. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Eset? Don't you know I'm local?
Starting point is 00:49:28 So I have a question for you guys. Would you guys ever want to experience a live Karen while eating? No. A live carrot? No. Get away from me and my food and my family. Right? That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:49:40 What if they did on it? Go ahead. Yeah. What if they just have that stupid haircut? They do. I feel like they smell. Low key. Sometimes I'm like, I wish I would see this live.
Starting point is 00:49:51 Right? Is that what would you react? Yeah. Okay. Did you see? We have your chance. Sorry, big, I got to cut you off. No, no, you're good.
Starting point is 00:50:00 So for those of you who may live under a rock, a Karen is one of those people that, you know, has to speak to a manager, has a certain blonde, weird hair cut. It's become like a meme. Yeah, you know. Wild Karen. Yeah, they think they run the world or whatever. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:12 They complain. But there's a mobile Karen's. diner that is coming to L.A. Oh my gosh. Which is crazy because it's like it's really cool. It looks like it's set up like an old school diner from like the 70s, which is cool. But then like they ruin it with the Karen thing, right? So it is said you can expect good food, good fun, any dining experience like never before.
Starting point is 00:50:33 And I was like, huh? Yeah, good food according to who Karen? I guess. What are they going to serve as sloppy Joe? They're going to have beef or veggie burgers with fries. and a drink and if your name is Karen, you get a free drink because they have wine and beer too. Wow.
Starting point is 00:50:50 Okay, okay, okay. I feel very discriminated because my name's not Karen. I'm not going to get a free drink. I have so many, so many questions. Okay, one of them is the staff is going to be Karen's. Yeah. So everybody in there is going to be asking to speak to a manager.
Starting point is 00:51:06 Well, I think they're going to be complaining. About us. The thing is that you're supposed to go like regular degula and the staff is going to treat you rude. They get to be parents. Oh my worst night. But get this, people are paying for this. This is so dumb.
Starting point is 00:51:23 They're going to be spinning on your food for all I know, like, hair. No, they're not going to do that much. They probably won't spit on your food, but they're just going to give you, like, looks, and then they're going to, like, be mad if you're bird watching. They'll probably be like, what do you want? Yeah. Like, just be rude while they're, like, show me. What do I want for you to go fetch me some water?
Starting point is 00:51:39 That's why I'm paying you, and you're not getting tips. Oh. I am not going. I would get in a fight for unknown. Well, there was a wait list and it's sold out. You're kidding. And tickets, you have to buy within a time frame. Tickets start off at $55.
Starting point is 00:51:55 And they're sold out. $55. Fast. It's going to be in L.A. for two days in a secret location, July 14, 15th, and 16. See, I feel like people love spectacles. So, like, that's the main reason why people are going because they want to record it, post it on TikTok, Instagram, and then just be like, oh, my God. look my waitress was so rude what a Karen and then just everybody be like oh my god what are you what are yeah yeah I don't want the experience but they're smart I wouldn't pay for that though
Starting point is 00:52:23 no I wouldn't pay for that though but um they're smart because they kept it in a secret location because they know people oh yeah yeah yeah and do something to that but all we need is that one influencer to tag that they're there and boom yeah I want a real caring experience why I don't be part of it I just want to be able to witness it yeah okay and like I might just pull out my phone and be like, did you see that lady on the airplane recently? Oh, yeah. Where she was like,
Starting point is 00:52:47 that my, that guy is not real back there. And then she just like left the plane. But because she panicked, everybody had to leave the plane and it caused like a three hour delay. Did the guy that was not real leave to? She was just really drunk,
Starting point is 00:53:02 but she was totally a Karen. Yeah. She's like, I don't care what you say. He's not real. And there's just a guy back there like, what? Imagine it they're pointing at you like, I'm not real.
Starting point is 00:53:13 I love how the comments go into like a whole bunch of conspiracy theories because they were just like, she saw a shapeshifter. Yeah. No, she's belligerently drunk. She was super duper drunk. Yeah, you could tell. But you know, Karen's, I think they run the world. And she was just like, we don't need to not get on this plane.
Starting point is 00:53:30 Yeah. And then she delayed everybody's life. I would be pissed if I got to get out of her. Oh, yeah. No, all the people were. But back to that restaurant, I just feel like, okay. So if you're Karen, you get a. What?
Starting point is 00:53:42 You get a free drink. One free drink. One free drink. Can you complain about it? There's going to be a lot of drunk Karens there because they can drink for free. Do you think they're going to out Karen the Karens at work there? It's going to be a battle of Karen. Karen, Celebrity Death Match.
Starting point is 00:53:59 It's going to be a bunch of Spider-Man memes. Yes. But with like that haircut. What happened when one Karen meets another, do they link up or do they fight? They try to link up and then they fight. They morph like a firelingers. I feel like they would try to out. out carrying each other so they would just fight and fight and fight and be like,
Starting point is 00:54:14 no, let me speak to the manager. No, let me speak to the manager. No, I'm calling the police. No, I'm calling the police. They're going to put their hands together with our powers combined. Oh, my God. Ultimate carians. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:54:27 Carrying like Decepticon or something. Yeah. Imagine. More than to do a huge one. Yeah. Oh, my God. But yeah, you guys get tickets for that on HiddenExplorer.com. Hidden Explorer.
Starting point is 00:54:40 For $55. You need no talk too rude as head. Wow. Wow. Maybe. I might peek my head in there if I didn't have to pay $55. Yeah. Well.
Starting point is 00:54:49 But just to check it out. But I don't know. But a lot of people are like, you get a lot of money off of curiosity. So, yeah, shout out to Karen's, I guess. Shout out to people wanting strange experiences. You really gave a shout out to Karen's. Wow.
Starting point is 00:55:01 I said, I guess. Well, if not, they're going to call my manager. I know. I got to stay on their good side.

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