Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep.10 (07/10/23)

Episode Date: July 10, 2023

Letty Peniche and Rosecrans Vic come together for Brown Bag, the LA based (and biased) morning show from 2 hispanics who love to hustle, put people on game, and of course, clown. Check them out LIVE everyday on POWER 106 6A-10A, Monday thru Friday. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Listen, this is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? All right. Get ready for a lot of new teachers with a lot of new money on the way, you guys. So there's a new California bill that's been proposed. Right now with teachers in Maximo, you probably know this because your girl's a teacher, right? She went like the actual, she had to do the credits where she had to do a bunch of unpaid student teacher hours and all of that, right?

So currently California teachers need to complete 600 hours of all. unpaid student teaching to earn their teachers' credentials. With this new California bill that's been proposed, they'll get money for that student. Oh, it's all time. About time. That's 600 hours. Who convinced them it was a good idea to do it for free? So they've had, intern era.

Yeah, they've had different programs where, like, there was different ways to go around doing the six hours for free. Yeah. But it was like, you have to. to commit to that specific district and only that district. Oh, that's how they get you. This allows you to not only get the hours, but you are an official teacher and you don't have to commit to one district.

Yeah. I can keep your options open on these districts. Yeah, there was a program. These districts, they could be big, they can be small, they can be private, they can be plug. They could be everybody's district. It's like signing a record. You know I sign that?

Yeah. There was a thing called like Teachers for America or something like that. It was like a program that I think it was kind of like what Maxie was talking about. You have to just, you pick a district out of a hat. You're like, I don't know where I'm going, but I'm signing up for this. Zam. Yeah. So the requirement has been considered a roadblock for teacher candidates who can't afford

to work for free when they would have to do the 600 hours to get your credentials, right? Like you think, they still got to pay for school. Still got to pay for living, expensive, tuition, all of that, housing, everything, testing. But you want me to do this teaching for free. Yeah. And then you get paid. And then once you get paid, aren't they like the worst paid fools in America? It's like, first I did this for free.

Then I'm taking care of your kids for nothing, basically. And there's a huge shortage on teachers right now. Especially like in like the subjects that we need the most, like science and math. Oh, boring. That's why. We need them. Yeah. So.

We need those teachers. And that's why we asked some kids that we had last week, some math questions. That was great. I love that. I love that. Our future. your guys' kids in here. And to your nieces?

I don't know what I asked, but they made it happen. I know. It was something like five times five. They're like five. Something super simple. Yeah. 55.

Did I ask your daughter, what's 10 divided by one? 10 divided by one? She said, one. Yeah. Let's go. Let's go, guys.

They're like, hey, we're on summer break. I don't know what you're doing. I don't know what you're doing trying to teach us right now. I signed her up for another soccer lesson after that. Yeah. This is your way out.

This is how we're getting out the hood. Do you remember having student like teacher's aides? My sister was one for cosmetology and they hated her. Really? I would think she'd be like the cool laid back one. When you give her power? She's me. No, I meant like just a teacher's eights are usually like super chilling.

Yeah, you're super chill but you're also taking on everything that the teacher, the teacher wants to be super chill and she's the cosmetology teacher. So Monica's like, that's not clean, that's not sanitary, that's not. And I was like, yeah. Damn. Welcome to my life. I was thinking more so high school, I'm like, no, I wasn't a teacher's aide, but I was a, uh, office eight.

No. Office eight, and I would actually give my friends, like, passes to go to class and things like that. Oh, yeah. I was the chill one. That is cool. I was the office eight, too. And all I was doing at that time, it was so weird. It was a very weird time.

It was, like, tabloids where, like, still existed. And the ladies in the office loved them. And it was, like, really big for, like, the Ben and Jennifer thing. And what's that full with Angelina Jolie? Brad Pitt. When he left. Jennifer Aniston, that was really huge. And I knew about all the TV because I was reading their thing.

And I was like, we're not here for the kids, huh? We're not here for the kids. We're not here for the gossip. You were reading 17? No, they were like the old-ass ladies. Yeah, they were definitely like people and star and all of that. Oh, man. I read about the Lochness.

They had the National Enquirer, all of that stuff. Oh, throwback. TMZ before TMZ. Facts. Fake TMZ. Did you? A. Or are they?

The aliens are here. True. So they were right the whole time. Wow. They had the exclusive. Did you date your girl while she was doing the student teaching stuff in the hours and? Yes. Yeah, I did.

So she actually ended up joining one of the programs. Okay. Where it was like a paid internship version. They didn't pay you like what they paid teachers, but you still got paid for the hours. However, she's committed. to that district. Damn. She's saying the contract.

What district is it? L.U.S.D. That's a big district. That could be anywhere. Yeah. Shout to all the student teachers, too. Like, if you're trying to get into that, and you're thinking like, damn,

I got to do 600 hours. I don't even know how long the 600 hour it is. Like, if I had to do it in days. 600 divided by 24 children. Come on. I don't know. 600 divided by 24. My math teachers weren't good enough.

24. Are you every? 600 divided by 24. He might be right. It's 25. That's 25 days, but you're actually working, what, eight hours? That's full time, right? Look at us.

Keep going, Naji. Keep going, Naji. And that's 75 days. 75 days. Oh, that's not too bad. No, that's a lot. A free work? A free work.

Yeah. It's two months. Oh, no, that's longer than that. Oh, yeah, I just made the math. It's about. 19 years. I mean 19 years. 19 years?

19 years? Oh, God. Don't trust us for anything about nothing. It's like a year now. Okay, do not trust us at all. 19 years. But see, that's why we need teachers. And shout out to our little teacher's aides and our student teachers.

You can now, if this bill passes, you will now be paid for that work that you would have to have done for free. All right. Keep it here. It's power 106. I least number one for here. Hey. Sambra Sala with Angie. All right.

I don't know what is going on with these. insecure man, you guys. Last week, for real. You guys, last week it was Kiki's baby daddy Darius Jackson that he was shaming her online for what she was wearing.

And now it's Jonah Hill. Jonah. One of our faith. It's his fault, huh? No. Oh, Victor. Keep me going. Tell the story, honey.

So his ex-girlfriend, Sarah Bryant, she's a surfer, right? When they met, she's a surfer. She's posting pictures of herself and bikinis. They did it for about a year. And now she came, And she's like, hey, I need to just tell you guys how my relationship with Jonah was because it was just too much really bad for my mental health.

And so she starts exposing him and she posted text messages between them two going back and forth. And then one of them that's just, oh, that caught my attention was just like Jonah Hill telling her like, hey, if you need to post pictures of yourself in a bathing suit, surf with men, have friendships with men, model, post pictures of yourself again, anything with bathing suits or post anything sexual, then I'm not. the man for you. Well, sexual is it. I get that. I get the sexual pictures. But it's like, well, you're asking me to like give up everything of like when you met me. It's like, how are you going to be dating a baddie? And then expect her to stop doing all that stuff once you get with her. And then she goes on and she puts more messages, right? And she's pretty much agreeing to everything he's saying like, hey, you cannot do this. You cannot do that. And she's agreeing saying, okay,

you know what? I'm not going to model. I'm not going to be surfing with male. male friends without your approval. I'm not going to be posting anything about myself in bathing suits. It's like, again, girl, you're a surfer. How are you not going to be posting pictures of yourself? But she's just saying like, hey, and I'm not even going to have friendships with unstable women. And the list just goes on and on and on and on. Damn.

I wonder what led her to post this stuff, because they'd been broken up for a while. I have an idea. Jonah Hill just had a baby with somebody else. He did. And it's very convenient and very bad for Jonah's relationship and probably overall well-being that she does that. So it's like hell hath no fury like a woman's corn. You know what I'm saying? It's one of those things of like, damn, okay, yeah.

She felt like abused for years. And now it's like she feels like this is her opportunity maybe to get some get back. No. Okay. So she was saying that she actually, she is going to therapy. and it's been like a whole journey. And the reason she's sharing this is because she's like, just keeping this to myself is just costing me more.

It's just costing more bad for my mental health. So she just needed to like vent and be like, hey, this is the guys that you guys like, Jonah Hill? Yeah. I'm assuming that it would also upset her, which it would like a lot of times when it comes to like these situations where girls come out about the way dudes treat them. Because you're seeing everybody loves someone that has like you mentioned Vic abused you,

that has treated you like crap and you're just seeing everybody like clap for them and be happy for them like dude this guy is evil if you guys really knew right and it's like and I'm all for supporting and being there for his mental health but it's like if you're

abusive or if you're away like I don't know that I'm going to be as sympathetic towards you getting I guess getting held accountable you know which is kind of something that she did I understand the they're like hey

gave me permission for dudes though like the what do you mean the you can't have dude friends unless I agree yeah serve friends but again she's a surfer we all have our things like unless I met you but I don't like

you're like essentially he set his boundaries and then she complied yeah that's her compliance he said his rules they're not necessarily boundaries he's using their boundaries but they're not necessarily brown boundaries are like if you want to date me this is what you need this is what girls

boundaries rules this is what guys would say is a standard for for girls you got to make this this this you got are those boundaries no those are boundaries no they're not yeah those are standards and it's fine it's fine it's fine to be no there's standards but if I'm saying I need a guy that has this a guy that does this you can't live with your mom you can't do it it's not my boundary no it's my rule it's my standard it's what I want for myself right but she is a surfer She's a surfer. That's how he met her. And now you want her to stop posting pictures of her and bathing suit.

You want her to stop surfing with men. You want her to stop having friendships with quote-unquote unstable women, which I don't even know what that means. Yeah, he got really specific with that. That must have been something that went wrong in his past relationship. He's like, let me cover all my bases. Hold on. There was a part in that text where he was like, you know, all of this comes from my experience with you.

Mm-hmm. So every little thing that he's, like, nicked off of what she can do or not do is him saying, I've experienced these things that when you post stuff in bikinis or when you are around these certain girls or, like, now that's my, quote-unquote, boundary with you. Yeah. Like, me stepping my foot down and this is what I want. These are all the things I don't want to deal with and expect. Yeah, I think there's certain ones that are like, okay, cool, makes sense. But like the whole bikini thing, it's like a little, that to me is controlling.

Yeah. Like, there's specific ones where they're, all right, you're taking it too far. Like the friends with men. Yeah. Even like the friendships with like, I guess, like toxic women in the sense. It's like, I get that too because I've, you know, I've seen it. But like the whole bikini, if she's a surfer, that's like, all right, bro. I mean, it's definitely not my style.

And I think him trying to lay all those things out was like unrealistic, you know, because it's just like you're just setting way too many things that it's like she's going to eventually. do one of those things and then this is not going to go well. You're saying, yeah, you're definitely setting her up. Yeah. But then at the same time, and this is my thing, if those are your boundaries, those are your standards, that should be what you're telling yourself. Don't date surfer girls.

Don't date girls that post. Don't date girls that have male friends like that. Don't take girls that. Like that should be self-standard, self-boundary, right? But it gets toxic and it gets abusive when it becomes something you're putting on someone else that you chose that's doing the same thing. that you're saying you don't like. Right.

Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. And even the power dynamic, I'm sure, in the relationship was like. Because he's John a hell. Was like, yeah. It's like, okay, but what are, you know, maybe she tried to put some up. And then he's just like, nah, baby girl, I'm drawn to hell. Like, this is for work.

Like, don't tell me what to do. And so that's where I'm sure that was like a lot of, you know, like kind of abuse and stuff came from her because it's just like, dude, this is not even fair. Right. You know, so it was like a set up for failure kind of thing. For sure. And so, but she complied. She said that she was down.

I want model. I'm not going to serve with men. I want post pictures. But then they still broke up. Without your approval. They still broke up afterwards. They were together for like maybe about a year or so. But within that year, it was just, it sounded just so toxic.

Sorry. And then, okay, I'm going to read a little part of him saying just how he sounded on text messages, saying, I'm tired of your attitude towards surf culture. That place because I deserve respect. Period. I've been more than patient and then like this is still here. that contest that plays

and not respecting me that's his mood all throughout the text messages you guys and then you know how petty and he's going he's being right now

so he has the clothing line and it's called meaningful existence dude he dropped like a whole merch line of complete saying complete unrelenting control

oh okay anyway this fool oh man yeah it's a troll it's not a bad thing to a guy that he's controlling if anything

he's using it as publicity saying like hey, like you guys have eyes on me, let me make something here. I just never understood why people, like, assume celebrities are really good people in the first place. I don't know. I do. Because I'm just like, oh, wow, it's a shocker. Like, a Hollywood elite isn't that great of a person or boyfriend.

Like, whoa. Like, it never really shocks me, to be honest. I think it's shocking because it's Jonah Hill and we know him like this sweet little kid. We saw him off super bad. He saw a little chunky monkey. True. We saw this kid kind of grow up. So I think that's how you don't expect that.

He's not doing like any roles that would make it seem like he's a POS, you know? I guess he takes on a lot of likable roles. You know, I have the Jonah Hill story, and I actually thought he was really cool. Yeah. Well, to you because you're a man. You know what? Wow. Are you this for me?

No, I'm just. I will say this. Yeah. Uh-huh. I can see where the controlling came from. Really? Because I was on the set, and Jonah Hill was directing it. Yeah.

And I pulled up. weird. I'm like very, I'm like very good at like being a fly on the wall. And he came out to me. He's like, Edgar, right? And I was like, yeah. And he's, all right, cool. You know, good to meet you, blah, blah. And I just like, at first I was like, how does you know my name? And I realized that he read like the set. Everybody that was going to be on set. And he knew every detail of like what was going on on the show. So he was like controlling the set? Yeah. He was like just like how much he needs like control. Yeah. Well, they say a lot of people take their, their work home with

them, you know? So essentially he's trying to direct his girlfriend to be the perfect role, right? Like, that's what it seemed like. It's like, all right, this is your motivation. These are your lines. And then it's like, oh, yeah, he's controlling. It's like, yeah, he's a director. And a lot of it's not an excuse right of it. It's not an excuse. I'm telling you, a lot of people take their work home with them. But that's more personality type. I don't think that that's essentially like that's him taking his work with him he's trying to direct the relationship. You're a great defense attorney.

You are. If he needs help, call Vig. Los Afentzegos. Yeah. Or cho, or cho, but it's not okay.

I think that essentially when you start getting into whatever you did for happiness, you can't do that anymore to make me happy. That's what I'm reading, right? Whatever you do for happiness, however you,

because surfing, like the quote unquote surfing culture and that stuff that she definitely like was into, stop that for me. Okay? Those girls that are your friends, to be honest, we all unstable, men included. I bet you she's not like, okay, that homie that is crazy, that other one that's mynax,

that other one that she's, you can't be around them, right? That doesn't, I don't think that, I'm assuming that that didn't happen the same way. Like she couldn't give him the same type of request that he's giving her, right? Oh, for sure. It just worked one way. That's what I figured, because there's no way she's going to be like, all right, you can't hang out with Seth Rogen no more. You can't be going and kissing girls on set anymore.

But you'd be surprised. That type of stuff would probably happen to. Probably other actors. There are probably actors that have to deal with that, right? Everybody kind of within their profession, they're going to end up dating someone that's going to try to take them out of that profession. Damn, that sucks. It's like, again, like you knew me when I was doing this.

Why do you want me to stop it? Yeah, he probably saw her like, oh, look at that hot surfer chick. And then all of a sudden, hey, stop surfing. surfing, chick. That's the craziest part to me. I was even thinking like, okay, they seem kind of understandable when I was reading like the don't post those types of photos or like this type of dude he is like, you know, I got to set up a certain thing if you're willing to blah blah, blah, blah.

But I'm like, oh, she's like her thing is surfing. Yeah. Oh, wow, you met her. That's like her outfit for work. Damn, you know how to do that? That's crazy. Surfing a body suit. Yeah.

But it reminded me of Mango Street. The ex that I had because he didn't want me to be friends with rappers. I was friends with Jay Cole. At the time, yeah. Yeah, and he was like, no, like I. And then I went to 2014-4-Siles Drive Tour with Cole. And he's like, no, I'm having dreams that you're like cheating with him. Not the dreams.

I know, right? I had a dream. But that's what he used. No, that happens. And I'm like, and what's crazy is I'm literally like, damn. It puts you in that moment. Like, am I doing something wrong? And even like he dreamed that like, now I have to reassure him and make up for it, right?

And then I was even thinking like, should I even go? Should I even go on this trip? That was great for your career. It's great for like your own personal life because your person at home is like, no. And is it then, is it a real, is it a real, I guess, request or is it control? Is where people get caught up? Yeah. Because you're like, I know I'm not that way.

I talk to every day. You're like, they all know you're with me, all of that. But what? Am I doing something wrong by going on the road? Yeah. But I'm sure that I'm not alone in that. And girls do it too. Yeah.

Oh, girls do it all the time. But actually, my sister was in a relationship like that. And it was the guy again. They were in the same career. Same, they were going to college together. They were both going for psychology. And because she was doing better, like, he would try to control her and be like, he would try to be like more feel pity for me.

Like, you can't be doing better. better than me if we're starting off the same thing. Yeah. That's a real thing. It's just insecure men, I'm telling you, guys. But girls are the same way too. Oh, yeah. I think guys, it's for like career.

Girls, it might be for looks because I was reading this thing on New York Post that girls don't like when their partner is more attractive than them. I saw that. You know? But guys don't like girls that make more money than them. For guys, it's money related and career related. For girls, it's like, look related. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. But dudes, I want you guys to chime in. What's something like, what's a rule a girl gave you that was just like, she's Jonah healing me right now. Yeah. She's controlling me. I'm talking, big.

Oh, you're asking me. Yeah, you're the guys in the room. Okay, no, there was one time where I actually, I deleted all my social media for a girl. For a girl because it was too much. It was just all constantly like, oh, why are you following this? Who's this? What's this? And it got my life so, like, I just got so annoyed.

I was like, all right, forget it. I don't want any of this. like I'm gonna quit my blog all this stuff like if that makes you happy but like I was doing it out of spite because I was really really upset but like I but I legit like got off social media for like I don't know a month or something just to like appease her and I was like look watch we're I'm gonna do everything you said and you're still not gonna be happy so let's try it boom and then so I did that and then I forgot to sign back in like before 30 days so all my accounts got deleted oh because like back then it was like yeah if you delete it for 30 days

When you started your bio again, were you like, deleted at 10K? Oh, okay. No, deleted at 300 followers. Damn, already she was that upset and it was just like building. It was just starting out. And so I did that. But it actually turned out better because like I just kind of restarted fresh and everything. And yeah, it did.

And that also just proved to me like this was never going to work. Yeah. Because it's like, I did what you said and there was still something that you would be upset about. So it wasn't necessarily that. That was like a... It was just... It's what you use. Yeah.

But you're really... It's something else. It's like there's always an underneath reason. Exactly. And a lot of people do that because that one thing that they're telling you, like for example, like the social media, is what she's going to use because there might be some validity there. There might be like a dog to fight in there, right? Whereas if she says, hey, I feel insecure about the girls you follow, it would make her look like, well, that's an internal problem. Exactly.

But she makes it about... you and then you're like damn is this wrong like that's key deleting the social media was just the band-aid but like that wasn't the scar yeah dang I think god about social media you can work through it I just want to let people know you can work through it because for me it was like my career and even like being in like photography yeah in the in the when I first got all my girl and she got pregnant like she didn't like the fact that I'd be shooting or I'd be like oh the times you're shooting hot women you know I be at festivals at shows and be like yo, no, like, that's not fair.

But it's like, yo, like, this is what I'm doing for, like, living. It's not like I'm out here doing it. I mean, I'm having fun. Yeah. I'm not here doing it just for fun. Yeah. And it took a while for us to find that balance and her understanding, like, that it was part of my career. Right.

I think the important part about that too is that there's understanding there. There's like a want for wanting to work it out. What it seems like just through the text, and this is just through the text, is that he was giving ultimatum. Like, this is what you need to be with me or not. And it was like no even room for like, hey, well, let's work it out. So you got to see. Like, it definitely felt like this is if you want to date me.

Whatever you do for your living, stop doing it. That's crazy. Yeah. And it also seemed weird because it seemed like he studied her, like just to know the things that he doesn't like about her. And then it's just like, all these things. Yeah. And it's like, why even date her then?

It's like, you just studied her. It's like, that should be something for you to leave her alone. Yeah. If those are so many red flags and things that you don't like, just leave her alone. Yeah. Why did you hit her up? You knew how she. She was.

Yeah. I mean, we have someone on the line, baby girl? No. He hung up, which is good because I was going to argue with the boy. Aw. He was fighting with Jonah Hill? Yeah, he was so annoyed. Like, Maximil looked at me and I was rolling my eyes, like, oh, God.

What is his name? They shout him out. No. His name was Jack from L.A. Did Jack kind of sound like Jonah? Because I feel like, bro, I was just like. Jack Hill? My thing is, is like, if you know what she's,

she does for a living and you're trying to change that, like unless you're going to provide for her enough to where she's going to want to give that up, then you can't apply those rules. Like you should have just, if you can't deal with dating a baddie, then don't date a baddie. Exactly. Or date the baddie that doesn't do all the things that you don't like that she does.

That other one day. Well, I think a rule of thumb is like you should never try to change the thing that you would brag to people about what she was. Right? So it's like I can previously like speak for myself where it's like, I dated a dancer before. And then I realized that, like, I couldn't deal with it. Yeah.

It wasn't her trying to make me. Imagine if you were like, hey, you dance. So in order to be with me, you can't dance anymore. But it's like, I couldn't do it because I just knew that was stupid. But that just, you internalize that. Like, hey, if I can't do it, I got to step away. Like, this is not for me. Just try to put it on her.

That's what happened. I didn't try to tell her to change or whatever because it's like, if that's what she wants to do, that's what she wants to do. You know what I'm saying? But I wasn't like, because I was the same guy being like, yo, I'm dating the dancer. Oh, she's bad. So it was like, I couldn't be like, yeah, I couldn't be like, oh, yeah, no, you need to stop what you're doing right now. Stop all the things that I like.

Yeah, see, then you'll be looking like crazy. Exactly. And then in two years, when I have a new baby, she's going to come back and start talking about, blah, la, da, da. But guys know other guys too. Yeah. And I think in those moments, it's like, I know how other guys are looking at you because I looked at you that way because that's how I found you. So stop doing it. Yes, exactly.

But guys, you got to let her have something called personal happiness. Girls, you too. Yeah. If he's a photographer, let him shoot things. Not all photographers are horns, you know? A lot of them are. A lot of them are. They ruin it for the rest of them.

Yeah, it's very rare to find non-weird photographers. Oh, yeah. So you're lucky, you're cool, Maximo is an aberration. For real? Wow, Maximo. Give you a pro for that then. Even then, I was just like, yeah, I'm trying, you know, like, I'm extra cautious now with everything. I ask and all these things.

I'm like, I ain't no way. I'm allowing some weird narrative, you know? True. They had done, there's like a YouTube interview vlog on Jorge. What? They had, yeah, it was like back in the day. Oh, okay. And they were like following him around because he, my husband has shot like a lot of

the rappers out here, legends, from Kendrick and TD, DJ Quit game to Nipsey and the work that he's done on Nip. But like, he's also. shot a lot of girls. And the vlogger was, like, taking him around, and he had a studio, and he was, he had a wall of, like, girls that he's shot, and they're, like, raiding their, their boots. Yeah. And then they're talking about Sam's, the, like, what is it? Sam's of Homsgraw, whatever?

Sam's Hofbrough. Yeah. What is that? I don't know. No, it's good. It's where Max Girl works. Yeah. So they're, like, talking about Sam's, and then they have that.

and this is not information you want me to know. Because that's me. So I was like, oh, are you really shooting that girl to shoot her? Or do you want to see if she could take off her clothes? Like, I remember there was a quote that he said, oh, he's going to hate me. And he was like, it's the easiest thing in the world. I bring out my, I bring out my camera under panties drop or something. I was like, oh, man.

And I was like, oh, really? That's really what he thinks. Respectfully. Respectfully, sure. But it's funny because now that we're together, and especially when we first started being together, I had a calendar. So I'm like, if you're going to shoot anybody,

you're shooting me, dog. And I'm getting it free. That's smart. That's right. That's a good compromise. It's like you're not stopping him, you're supporting him. And he's reporting back for the rest of your life.

You want to rate some of these? At least all the four. you. Rosecrans. Word on Rosecrans. Travis Scott's Utopia Launch event will take place at the pyramids.

All right? So on Sunday, Travis announced his launch event for his new album, Utopia, will be held at the Pyramids of Giza in Egypt, July 28th.

Okay, that's pretty cool. That's super cool. Tickets will be available. Oh, there's tickets for it. Yes, but limited. Okay. An official release date for the album hasn't been confirmed yet,

but you can go to Travis Scott.com right now and you can purchase bundles of the album and merch together for $55, $500, depending on what you get. Also, the launch event will be live streamed for everyone who can't make it to the pyramids. Oh, thank goodness. Isn't that crazy? The pyramids. I love how, like, he didn't give an address.

It's like, it's the pyramids who find us. Yeah. There's only three. Google it. Google Pyramids. It made me, like, Google search, like, how to get to the pyramids. Even like, pretty far. Even like how much to, like, hey, you want to go see the Travis Scott thing?

We'll get tickets. But people want to go. People will go. Yeah. Like Irene. This is like a once in a lifetime opportunity where like people that like like the same music as you dress like you are all going to go to the pyramids at the same time. Yeah, but it's like, what kind of life do you have that you could just like up and do? A lot of Travis Scott fans.

Oh, definitely. A lot of love. I mean, like if someone gave me a ticket and said. pull up I'm like but gave you a ticket versus you buying the ticket like I mean you looked up the prices huh yeah but only because like I don't even really care for Travis got that much sorry but it's just the experience of going over yeah because I've seen him before and like he cool whatever but I'm just like in Egypt like but yeah tickets yeah it's different yeah airplane tickets started at 5k and I was like I can stream it from the comfort of my home and then like that's

not hotels yeah oh yeah expenses food all that's This just lets me know if Travis could pull this off, Elon and Mark could fight in the Coliseum. Yeah. Oh, like if Travis can. I love that. Isn't that like a historical thing? Yeah.

Couldn't you jump around and mess up something? For sure. Yeah, you're on King Tut rolling around. It makes me wonder if there's ever been any other like concerts or anything held at the pyramids, like back in the day. I don't know, but I've seen the mummy. I don't want to knock through my moon coming out. I'm good.

You're not. You knock something over and it just like starts a whole thing. Or his music like wake something up. Yeah. Oh, right the face. Yeah. No, literally. You know what I was thinking too is that his first project was called Al Farrow.

So I'm like, wow, he's drawing back to that. Wow. That's pretty cool. Yeah, that is cool. Quick little thing about Al Farrow. I remember first hearing it and I was like, this sounds weird. I don't like it. And then What's His Face came out with Yeezus.

Yeah. Kanye. And essentially Yisis is the sounds that. that you hear on Al Farrow, but you heard on Al Farrow before. And then because Kanye did it, everyone kind of started liking it and got at least got used to it.

Like, think of songs like, new slaves and stuff like that, like that, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, right? Then when I went back to hear Al Farrell, I'm like, this is a great project. This is an amazing project. Travis Scott is like, I've been telling you! Yeah, like, and I think that's similar

to the Kidd'Kuddy stuff. Granted, we all love Kid Kuddy at first, but it's like, you heard it on a kid cutty tape and then it's like you hear it on a Kanye album that really like makes that sound more big. Exactly. So shout out to Travis Scott. You are the Al Farrell.

I think he did take it that take it there like. Yeah. If he comes out looking like a freaking Pharaoh. Oh, if he pops out of a two. He comes out looking like the sun guy. Oh, a two. A tomb entrance is great. Wow.

There's just so many things you could do with it. So many. Yeah. And he's going to. Yeah. And then you know who's going to be right there doing it to like Kylie. Oh, yeah. Is she?

She's Cleopatra. I don't know. Oh, you're right. Like Cleopatra, that's pretty cool. You think she'll be there? Yeah. I would think so, again, for the experience. I know they're not together anymore.

Yeah. But, yeah, I would think so, if anything. We want to go and we don't even like his meet. Or you don't even like him like that. She wants to go. Do you think, like, archaeologists and all those people that, like, study the pyramids are pissed? They're upset. Probably.

Hopefully, it's just the pyramids in the background and not necessarily, like, inside. Yeah. I want to know what the process. was for like applying for a permit. It's like, how do you even get there? Like, hello, I would like to do a concert at the pyramids? Where do I sign? Right, that's nuts.

No, that's wild. But yeah, shout out Travis. Sick guy right there. All right. So, look, Netflix has a new series titled Zombieverse, and it will make contestants survive a zombie apocalypse. What? All right?

Look, so Zombieverse is a Korean survival reality show set on the backdrop of Seoul, South Korea, where a zombie virus. outbreak is spreading uncontrollably and players have to outwit the zombies and not get bit. All right. So the contestants will have to work together to survive the zombie apocalypse. And the show premieres August 8th on Netflix. I can't wait. Here's a little snippet of the trailer.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. There's no way. Where do you? Where do you? Why?

Why? Why? I don't know what they said. They're terrified, okay? Just know that. Google trends like that. Yo. Oh, my gosh.

Okay, so they say get bit. So that means whoever is acting like the zombie has to bite them for a real? Yeah, like like capture them essentially. That's what I was thinking. That's what they just said. Yeah, that's what they were saying. They broke it all down. Very clearly, right?

Damn. I watch it. I watch it even with captions. Yeah. I mean, I thought I wasn't going to like Squid Games because I didn't understand. what they were saying, but the subtitles, like, you figured out once you watch it a couple times. What do you mean?

You can watch it in English. What? Wasn't it? I don't remember. It was that long. I feel like you could have watched in English. Wow, the whole time I was just sitting there with the subtitles. I'm an idiot.

It took you twice as long watching, huh? Definitely. Parasite. No, Parasite is a really good one. Parasite won all these awards too. Parasite. That's the one you had to. Yeah, I liked it.

It was really good. Yeah. That sounds fun. Yeah. Not going to lie. I'd sign up for it. I'd sign up for it. You sign up for it if they brought it over here?

I'd rather do that than live through an actual zombie apocalypse. Because I could be like, okay, okay, I quit, I quit. And like, you know, but you can't do that if it's really happening. Oh, yeah. Well, the funny thing is that I constantly... Literally, that's where ours is going to take place that. I always think about like, okay, in a zombie apocalypse, what would I do? I don't know why I think about this multiple times a day.

But this is definitely going to like help me figure it out. Yeah, like what would you do? Trust me. I've thought about the same thing. Right? Yeah, it's so weird. You just have to be prepared. I don't know.

I don't know if it's because of like the shows I watch. Like I'm like, all right, what store am I hitting first, second, third? All right, cool. Which are my homies, you know? Yeah. Are armed. Who has a truck? Yeah.

Who has a truck? Yeah. Whose house won't you able to get into? Right. Oh, my God. Yeah. Angie, you have to think about that. I haven't.

I've never thought like, damn, what would I do? You think they're just going to skip San Anna? A dead person comes and bites me. I never had that thought it crossed my mind. No, listen. They're half did. They're half did. I'm going to give you guys a trick.

What? You go to Costco. Why? Shut it down. Because you have food for a long time. Oh, okay. Portion it out. Nice.

For people at the door. You know, it's amazing. What if at the door, they say you don't have your membership and they don't like that. Like, sorry, you can't go in. For members only?

Yeah. I'm like a fake zombie today. So they run. I like it. All right, guys. That was your word. I'm Rose Cranz. Browonz brought to you by local Southern California toad dealers.

I'm Rose Cranz, Vic for Brownback Mornings on Power 106. And keep it here because at 7. because at 745, we've got your four pack of tickets to Disney, California Adventure. Yeah, baby. Yeah. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.

Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? What is the LAPD stand for you guys? Los Angeles. Police department. Yes. Okay, yeah. Not yesterday.

What? Yesterday, the LAPD stood for the Los Angeles Pink Department. All right. It's all Barbie's fault. I'm tired of Barbie already. I'm not. It doesn't drop till like the 21st of July. I'm excited.

All this marketing makes me wonder like this movie must suck. Why are they trying to convince it so hard? It is a lot of marketing. But the more and more I see it, I want to. Angie, Mercedes don't have commercials for a reason. Yeah. There's no commercials for Bentley's. Sell themselves.

Have you ever seen a Starbucks commercial? Boom. No, I know you guys are right. But again, this is Barbie. Can I fish rest of? Yeah, go ahead. LAPD. I have a friend that was patrolling the area

And her car Even the LAPD patrol cars During the premiere that happened yesterday for the Barbie movie Were all pink That's cool They even pinkified the freaking cop cars in Los Angeles That were surrounding the Barbie premiere Did they make the lights pink too?

Oh How much did you have to pay to get the police and get people? I know they had to wrap their car Where is this pink paint coming from? Because apparently there's a shortage Yeah is it is the budget coming from the LAPD or from the Barbie movie? I hope it's not from LAPD, our tax dollars.

These are questions I definitely need to answer. I don't want to out my hip BFF, but when she saw me those pictures, I'm like, hey, what are you doing over there? Were their outfits pink? No, their outfits were in pink, which would be really cool. So I guess the LAPD has like breast cancer awareness cars and that's what they brought out. I'm like, that's pretty cool.

They already had them on deck? Well, I don't know because they were pink and they also had the pink ribbon. Yeah, it saw that. But I did not know the LEPT. You have pink cars. I didn't know. I don't know if they do or not.

I just saw that that was there. Unless the, like, the breast cancer awareness is partnering up with Barbie, which should be smart. Right. So we need so much pink this freaking month. They're going to reuse it in October. I know. Breast cancer awareness. I like that you know what month it is.

Of course, of course. You're aware of the breast cancer. I'm an ally. Did they change her name tag to Barbie and the guys to Ken? Oh. Officer Barbie. I like that. Sounds like that.

Sounds like. The marketing. I'll just get into. Yeah. Mr. Kid. But like Vic said, all this stuff is very extra. And maybe it's because we're in, like, around Hollywood where they have to amp everything up.

But it's excessive, you guys. So excessive. The house. I went to the movies yesterday and my mom was telling me, oh, do you know that there's a Barbie house? And they said that you can go in there for free. And then I was like, oh, my God, it's even. getting to my mom. Right?

So there's the Malibu Barbie house. They were filming out here. So we've been seeing about Barbies and those fools were rollerblading on Venice or Santa Monica Pier. And then there's the premiere, which was yesterday that none of us got invited to, but somehow. Yeah. Our digital department did. Oh.

Yeah. How could George, who's supposed to be editing a video, go, but not a dog? He went? Yeah, of course he went. I don't know how that happened. I didn't know that now I feel slighted. Yeah. Like what?

You think I don't like Barbies? I mean, like, oh, yeah. I'm wearing. Wow. You think I never stared at my Tia's Barbies while they were away? Yeah, I saw. They had under their clothes? Hold on.

I'm being George from. Sorry. Okay. So I saw the Barbie movie yesterday. Yeah. If you want me to break down a scene, I can. M.F. Dune with dudes so much better, but.

I can't imagine Dune with a pink mask. It made my girl. happy Bianca for life. That was George Rans Digital Department. That's exactly like you. And I love him. He's my homie. But why is he there and we're not there?

Yeah. Wow. I would have gone. I was just lit up. Yeah. That's the only reason about these white and pink air forces. I need you. Oh my God.

Are you guys going to wear pink for the premiere? Please guys, men, please wear pink. I'll wear pink. Yeah, I'll wear pink. Yeah, I got a pink vest. I love it. Oh, you do. Your camera on this.

Yes. Oh, my God. I like that. That is so funny. Yeah. You like that? It's corduroy. Yeah.

Cameron should be doing stuff with Barbie. They should. They need to get it together. Wow. Stop painting the LAPD Cars Pink and hit up Cameron. For a cameo with the, they should have hired Letti for the consultant. Oh, Jesus.

It would be so cool to see Pink Panther at the Barbie premiere. Oh, yeah. Like just something like, all the pink stuff related. Dude, sponsored by Pepto Bisma. You guys are missing out on a very good opportunity. There's something there, you guys. let them borrow some pink true because that dye whatever that die is my throw-up comes out pink when I and then the artist pink maybe should have been there too wow

wow i wasn't pink in the movie victoria secret pink there's so much stuff you could do so much but yeah okay there you go i just wanted to and they didn't they didn't get nicky minagin that involved seemingly like she did the soundtrack but like i felt like she should have been in the movie maybe the new york one What? Maybe the New York premiere. No, I mean, she was there at the thing. Oh, she went? Yeah.

No, but I'm saying an actual movie. Like, she should have been a character in the movie. I'm just like, all right, all this marketing money they spent. They clearly have high expectations of Barbies. Oh, they do. Like, the toys to start selling like crazy. So I'm just like. Did they ever stop selling like crazy, though?

Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. It's going to go up, though. The houses, the new car, all the things that come out in the movie. Yeah. To me, I'm just like. like, wow, if I guess I'm a little bit of a cynic because I'm like, I hope it goes well, but

they're trying to like shove it down our throat. Yeah. And I'm like, it shouldn't be that much on a Barbie. Like, we love it. We're going to go watch it. That must mean if this doesn't do well, Hollywood is going to implode and go bankrupt or something because it's like they're riding on like this is a summer blockbuster. It is like everything.

We're going to blame a woman for it. We're going to blame Barbie. You know, it's making Markle's fault, if anything. Oh, my God. That's a better anymore. That's so sad. You are a butt. I like you.

But also, okay, I want to say this. Because I read the story about Barbie, like the actual company. And the lady that created Barbie got kicked out of the company. So it's not even her company. That's so sad how that happened. It was a girl named Barbie, right? No. No.

It was like an actual lady that made Barbie. Does she still have like a... Nothing. No sake, no nothing. By Mattel, right? No, I don't... No, Vic. I just know she got to kick out of that.

You just told me you looked it out. I don't know why. I didn't know what they got bought out of him and jail. I just don't know that they had a board and their board kicked her out. That's what they did to the Brats Stals too. Barbie bought Brats and then they kicked out the owner. No way. Yeah.

So maybe they're trying to distract us from the real story. That's a movie. That's the movie. I'm going to go see. Brats? For sure. Did you see how I was talking and then you talked over with me? Oh, I'm sorry. I got to distract that.

I was thinking about Brats. It's cool. It's your show. I'm just here to support you. I want to sing. Most kinds in the mornings. Keep here. All right, check this out, homie.

If you need a homie, big dog. Or need some help. I'm tired of playing games, dogs. We need a line. Sakalabasita. Shush, shh, I mean, full mind. We got you full. The homie help line.

All right. Sometimes we need some help. And that's what we're here for. Do we make it better? I don't know. That's debatable. We try. Although we make it funny.

We do. How about that? All right. We've been doing homie help lines for a while now. and I love it that we go from our life and then your life happens too and you hit us up about the things going on in your life and now there's something that's going on

in a listener's life that they had to DM us they did we got to talk about it yeah we got to help them I don't have it yeah okay so this girl this girl DM me she wanted to say anonymous

so we'll call her Myra and so Myra was telling me she's like Hey, so I was with my man for like six years. We broke up, but everything, you know, it ended healthy. But he would still come around after we broke up because my family really liked him. And again, we were really cool. Nice. And then though years later, her Theo passes away.

And so her Tia, she's out here heartbroken and she has a new man, right? And so then out of nowhere, she posted him. And she always kept him a secret till she posted him on social media. And guess who that was? Who? Myra's ex, dude. Myra's ex was a Tia new boyfriend. And so she was,

Myra was really, really mad, right? Because it's like, how are you, how is my 53-year-old Tia dating my ex-boyfriend? My ex-boyfriend. I was with him for six years. And so she goes and she tells her dad, the dad gets really mad, goes up to the Tia,

tell her things like that. But then the Tia makes herself the victim and goes crying to the grandma. And then right now, the family, the Tia, all of them, they're not talking to Mira and her family. Oh my gosh.

He took the other stuff with your Dia literal. Yo, the Tia Slayer, for real. Yeah. No, and she was saying, the Tia was just saying, you know what? He was really with, he was with me when I needed someone there when my husband passed away. And then Myra's like, no, fool. Like, we know that he's just money hungry, if anything.

And mind you, Myra and her family, they were actually, they were there for her Tia when all of that was happening. But the Tia just boop, boop, boop. Snatched her in. Then the worst part about this is that the whole family kind of sided with the Tia. Oh, they definitely tied it with the Tia because again. So I'm looking at this DM right now and it's from Myra. I like that.

Yeah. Go Angie. She said, my dad went in on her after he found out, but her 53 year old self went crying to my grandma and made herself the victim through all this. My other Tia stopped talking to my dad. Well, all of us. Basically, we were the ones who were left like the bad ones. I left it alone, didn't say so much. publicly to my family, but my sisters were really upset, and they went ham on social media about it.

Now no one talks to us because we attacked my Tia. A quick disclaimer, we all tried to be there for my Tia when her husband died, but she didn't let us. She limited the amount of people that were allowed to his funeral because of COVID, and most of her family didn't go because they weren't invited. When we tried to offer her a shoulder to cry on, she ignored all of our calls and texts because she was. F in your ex. She had a shoulder to cry on. She had a shoulder and then something. Something.

Aw, poor baby girl. I know. When she was telling me, I'm like, no way this is real. Like, how is a 53-year-old Tia acting like that and snatching your ex? And mind you, they told her like, hey, girl, just get over it. You and your ex. Like, you guys broke up years ago. Like, you have a new man.

Let her be. Let's Tia be happy as one thing. Let's see you be happy as one thing. But also understanding, like, you know, you're going to feel away. Like, that's like making her, like literally kicking them out of the family, her feeling away about her ex and the the other together. Just because she didn't want her ex to be her deal too, you know?

Oh, that's cool. Oh, you're right. She's just thinking about that. Yeah, think about it. Come on. No, you have to call them like, Tio Raoul or something, you know? I don't know if we can help this girl. She doesn't even need help.

No, she doesn't. She's just like, I feel like I just need reassurance of anything. because my friends tell me I'm right but then it's like my whole family's against me I'm really Yeah It does say maybe because I am in a relationship with someone else

And we've broken up for some years Their family's saying like you shouldn't be mad You're with someone new It's happening years ago It's happened years ago It's like yeah I should have stayed years ago Yeah Like it should have stayed back there

Why are you bringing him to the cardinal Wow I mean she should have not allowed him To still come to the family functions when they weren't together. I feel, you know. So now it's Myra's fault. Not necessarily her fault, but like she allowed like him in that space.

I don't know. I'm not sure. Would she allowed him to go to family parties? They're not together. When they weren't together. Yeah. So then what happened? And my boy is single man.

Yeah, that's why I say don't be friends with Texas. Or maybe he really just loved that family. Wanted to be a part of it. Anyway, could. And Loki, it's probably the hoochie tia. Yeah. It's probably the Tia that wears like zebra to the Kinsenera. It has a Bia.

No, no. She wished she had a Bibi. No, I'm not talking about the rich Hucci Tia. I'm not talking to Bucci Tia. Yeah. She don't got it like that. She has a wall back there. Yeah, she keeps bragging about the 80s that she used to get all these men in the 80s.

I can see her now. And I'm sure this happens a lot. She walks around the Kinezike, Hey, my hie, manzzi, man, man, man. Yeah. I don't know. Be careful that, Tia, all right? Check on that one.

I'm sure this happens a lot. Like, like these family situations. Yeah. With the boyfriend. With the Huchi Tias. With the Hucci Tias. They don't even have to be Hucci because, like, you're saying all this, and I'm like, ding, I think I do have a Tia like that.

We all know about her, but if we don't talk to her because we disowned her, but she's very like that. It's very loka. I do feel bad for baby. girl, Myra, the anonymous, that now is not a part of her family. She just needs reassurance that she's not crazy. All right, but we want to know your family stories. Are you kicked out of your family?

Is it you? Is it your mom? Is it your uncle? Like, who's kicked out of the family and why? We want to know about it, all right? Here's up. 818. 52059.

That's 818. 52059. All right, check this out, homie. If you need a homie, I need a homie, big dog. Or need some help. I'm tired of playing games, dog. We need a line.

I mean phone line. We got you for. The homie help line. Good morning. Happy Monday. We got some chit-choo-cheeze, man. The old ones in the room getting. Yeah, it was a good one.

It was a theme. We're going up. Cheapet. Put water out of it and grew. It's all we knew. And I can never buy one. And they looked really creepy. Yeah, it was a little plant.

Yeah. The guy looked creepy. Yeah, the head looked. Yeah. Whoa. Whoa. Hey, yo. Okay, we have a user submitted, a listener submitted DM, and she had, hell of cheese, me. She wanted us to keep her anonymous, but we changed her name to Myro, right? Maida. So, Myra was dating this full they broke up. He was still cool, so she brought him about around the family. A few years later, one of her Tias goes through the, like a very tragic thing. Her husband dies.

Theo dies. And then, like on Facebook, she's like, you know what? I'm just, I'm here. healing and you know what I've actually moved on and and I don't want anybody to judge me because I've moved on and all of that and so everyone's like oh that's good for her look she's getting better wow she found somebody at her big age she's 53 and she's found somebody oh yeah she did your ex-boyfriend little lady she took her niece his ex-boyfriend didn't really take him because just a kid that was around right dated my niece and I'm starting to date him now and because myra's side of the family felt away about about everything like dude you're 53 what are you doing like and this is so messy

the family actually kicked them out yeah why are you bullying Artia why are you not letting her have happiness yeah yeah you didn't make look you threw them away what's the trash treasure stuff yeah yeah yeah yeah you throw them away one a woman's is another woman's deal sometimes when I when I throw like like cardboard boxes away or something my dad's like hey we can still use this that's what she did it that's what You threw away a cardboard box and your Tia still used it. Yeah. So they got upset.

Oh, she used it. All right. They got upset at Myra and her side of the family. They've been disowned by their family because how dare they feel bad or feel upset. How dare you have feelings in general? Yeah, true. I wonder what the guy was thinking. Like, ha-ha.

She was, I moved down to the Tia. Wow. We all assume it's the Ho Chi Tia that wears zebra to the Kinsezes. You know that, Tia. She curls her hair stupid. Yeah. Yeah, that way. Or she has that,

she has bangs? No, she has the, it's like a weird, it's a weird up half dude. No, it's just weird with curls. It's just very weird. She wants to be the Kitschina. Yeah. And then she has like the jewelry.

Like she definitely has like hanging earrings. Not hoops. That's the, that's the, the downastia. This one has like a, like they look like a little chandeliers. Yes.

She's always ready to go. Yeah, you know who I'm talking about it. And she's where, she wears, she always wears skirts. No, Well, she's wearing the dress right at the, at the Kinseh, but she's wearing pantyhoes. That's going to make her butt look cuter.

She's wearing the same one from 1989. Does this Tia wear like those stacked heels? Like the wedges? The wedges? Oh, yeah. She can, but she's also, she can dance. Yeah. That's part of her charm.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. And you can, we can only do so much in a wedge. Yeah. She moves her body in a certain way. Yeah. She moves her back in a way because she has no butt. She's also not the Bucchon, Athia.

That one's rich. It's just one long back. So we've come to Concuzzaoza and that was just the Stia. Yeah, there you go, Myra. We're helping you out there. But you know what, Myra's not alone. There is some family drama on the phone lines. Okay, who are we going to, baby girl?

No more bad. We are going to Jocelyn online too. Jocelyn. Hello? Jocelyn, did you hear the Cheesman? Isn't that crazy? Yes, that is crazy. Oh my gosh.

But you have some, too. Yes. Well, I do want to start off by saying, I love your podcast. I listen to it every single day. I'm my legal assistant job. I'm literally on my desk with listening to your. podcast. I adore your podcast. Wow. I recently got into

podcast just because of you, because I heard it in the radio that you started your podcast. And I was like, you know, what is it? And I looked into it, and I loved it. So I do love your podcast. I do want to start off with that. Okay. What's our podcast name? And who is you? Like, which one of us are you directing this call to? Found Bag and

my cousin, actually. So I had a first boyfriend. His name was Leeds. I don't care. I'll say his name. Say his name, girl. Say his name. Say his name. It out. His name was Louise. He was my first boyfriend and he knew it.

He met my family. I met his family. We were, we got so close. Luis is the name of my first boyfriend. Ooh. Okay, okay, just late. And then, you know, he started spreading rumors about me that weren't true and I confronted him and we broke up.

But in a week later, my cousin was planning her kinsignaera. She didn't invite me to be a part of her court and I was a little, I was a pretty sad. We were close. Yeah. She was my favorite cousin. We slept over, I slept over every weekend. So we were really close. Oh, wow.

And I opened up to her and about him. And she knew about him. And then, like, months past, we broke up. I showed up New Senera. Well, I got the invitation. And I see his full name. And I was like, uh, I was like, you know what? I might be tripping.

There could be a bunch of Rivera. There's so much Luis Rivera out there. Yeah. And I saw up and I see him. And I was so. And my mom and my mom was all like, is that? And I was like, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

And then to top things off, to top things out, they had like a little single together. And I was like, wow. They had their own dad. So she was, he, he, she made him the main chambelan? Yeah. Oh, my. Oh, my gosh. The main one.

Not the little one, the main one. The main one. Yeah. Not the little one, the main one. Yes. He gets, he gets a different tucks too. Oh, yeah. He probably had the tassels on.

It gets better. It gets better. It gets better. They asked for a picture, and I had to be in it. Oh. Wow. Why did you have to be in the picture? Well, because they were taking family pictures, and they were like, oh, my God.

They're like, her, like, everyone like, let's your family pictures with them too. And then you and your, okay. You should have told them that. They were like, oh, pull up mom and dad. And I was like, great. You should have told them that no Teno. Yeah. Yeah.

He was not honorable at all. At all. Okay, wait, baby, girl. Yeah, it was some bummed out. I heard about it and I was, oh, it triggered me. Jocelyn, that's horrible because that's even like your young, like that's your team. That's like that first breakup and then that first like real family issue because you said that's your best cousin. That's like your favorite cousin.

Yeah, like growing up. Yeah. And she didn't invite you to be part of her court obviously because she liked your ex better. She wants your man. But they have like, you know, they have practices and stuff. So she just didn't. She just didn't hang out with you for those months leading up to her kinset. Yeah, she didn't at all, at all.

And I found it weird because she would always tell me how things went or like her preparations or she would ask me for ideas. And then for one moment she never mentioned it. Oh. Okay, okay, okay, okay. When you show up and clearly you see that it's him, you see it's, you're a loser Dabera, right? Do you say anything?

Is there any kind of conversation? You legit just took that photo with no combo with your cousin? No. I was just like, I was trying to be causewell. I was like, you look really beautiful. And then his super, I'm so sorry. He just dumb self decides to say, oh, yes, he does, huh? And I didn't even want to send that to the same.

Wow. Oh, she's squared up right there. Wow. Yeah, I try to get my tongue and my mom noticed it too, so he left early. After the picture, she was like, okay, that's been enough. That's been enough. Let's go. Yeah, that's a lot.

That is. That's messed up. Who would ever date two different cousins? I don't know. Vig did it. Vig did it. Vig did it. Vig did it.

Vig did a Luce Riva. Yeah. Okay. Jocelyn, are you her best prima still? No. She tries to reach out to me. I don't talk to her. Yeah, she don't deserve it.

She don't deserve it. And are they together? No, they're not. Of course not. Luis Mirovna, living his life somewhere right now. Yeah. Being another person's chambelan de honor. Yeah.

Messing up another cousin friendship. Cousin friendship. Your guys is like friendship or cousinship, whatever you want to call it, dissolved over Luis Rivera, who's irrelevant right now. Jocelyn. Honestly, yeah. Can you send us the photo? Yes.

Okay. You have it. I promise we're not going to say that she's prettier than you because she's not. Okay? She got nothing on you, even in her keyst dress. On that photo, you could feel like the depression in my eyes. Like, okay. Aw.

Jocelyn. These eyes. These eyes have seen a lot of love, but they're never going to see another love like to have with you. You guys are really well for that. I don't even know. I don't even know that. It's a great song. Yeah.

Oh, my God. At least you got a plate. Did you at least get a plate at the Kinse? Some bidea. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You eat that plate. Take it to go. I just want to know, like, what is the, her mom? Your Tia say. She's probably the Hoochie Tia, dog. Is your mom the Ho Chi Tia? Yes, he is.

Yes, he is. That the zebra fish, how old? Oh, man. We all got them. We all got that. To the one with leopard or cheetah. Wow.

Look, so this, the, look, so this girl, your cousin is, was going to grow up to steal your man in the future. Anyway, yeah. She just did it early. She did it early. She got out the way. Hey, you're our prima.

How about that? Yeah. Oh, yes. Come on. All right. Let's go, Jocelyn. Keep away from Big. And the cousin away from Big.

Yeah. Thank you, baby, girl. Thank you for calling in. All right, Irene. We got something, some more drama? Yep. Oh, my gosh. I love the drama.

Who's this? We have Donna from Santa Ana online. Hold on. Hold on. You ready? Come on, Richie Ballins. Oh, Don. Donna, oh, Donna.

Donna. She's heard that a million times. Donna, talk to us. So my team is I had a best friend, a so-called best friend that we met in middle school. And this so-called best friend, she knew about my second older brother. she knew that he was incarcerated, never said anything about him. Fast forward to December of 2016, I mean December of 2016. He came out, he came home finally.

We were just establishing a new relationship again. Again, he started hanging out with me again. And people would tell me, like, dude, like she's using you. I'm like, nah, like she wouldn't. Right. We're friends. She wouldn't do that. And little did I know.

She was actually using me to get close to my brother. Once she started being with my brother, my brother stopped talking to me. My sister stopped talking to me. My mother stopped talking to me. Yeah, everybody started to stop talking to me because I wasn't supporting their relationship. Everybody was telling me why I wasn't, like, being supportive. I'm like, because I know the type of person she is. I don't approve of their relationship.

I know who my friends are. I know what we've done. I'm like, and there's no way. Yeah, like, there's no way I'm going to support that. And my brother would always tell me, like, well, aren't you cool? with her. Why can you be cool with her? I'm like, I just can't. Yeah. Because you know how your brother's so stand up, like, coming out of jail? Yeah. And then, um, about a month ago, we, he called me telling me why was I, like, why were people telling her that I was talking smack about her?

I'm like, you know that I don't like her. Like, you know that I was in 40. And he called her on three away, talking about, um, yeah, he called her in three away. And she went off saying, while was I talking, that she was going to, like, catch me outside. Oh, my God. What? Yeah. It got to the point where she disrespected my daughter. She called my daughter in a mental, unstable child.

Oh, my God. She's retarded. Like, she got my kids in mom. Yes. And my brother never said anything to her. My brother was on the line. He heard everything she was saying. He never wants it up for me or my daughter.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. The brother did not stand up for you or your girl. Mm-mm. And my daughter went to go see him when he was incarcerated. Yeah. Well, yeah, your family. She went to go visit him.

Your family, that's your brother. Did she know your brother before he got locked up? Because she's your friend for a long time. Okay, so he was locked up, and then you, this is your friend from school, and he comes out, and she starts hanging around a little bit more, and then once she gets the guy, then because you're not supportive of the relationship, your family was like, no, like, we can't rock what you. We're going to rock with the girl and your older brother.

Yeah. And you don't support them because you want the best for your brother, correct? Exactly. And she's not the best. She's not the best sentence. Wow. She's not, honestly, she's not. She's skunkah?

Uh-uh. Because you're like, I'm her friend. I know how she is. How is she? What does she do? I mean, she's always out at the club, but. No way. You know, she's always out and about.

Yeah. My brother is more, my brother doesn't like going out. He doesn't like drinking. He doesn't like party. And all he does is work. Yeah. Yeah, so all he wants to do is just work. Wow.

And she's always out and about. And I told her, like, dude, you say they're never going to work out. Do you miss her as your home girl? Sometimes, yes. Yeah. Because you like that she was outside. Yeah, you like that you guys were both outside. Like, ooh, girl, you look good.

oh me too oh let's go get these fools and then like your brother became one of her fools yeah pretty much yeah damn but then she got super toxic and she starts going at you and your daughter because like even if you even if your family's like okay right now you're tripping all of that stuff but at the same time it's like your daughter has nothing to do with it like at this point forget standing up from me as your sister your little sister your daughter to your to your parents because your parents kind of signed it with him too like what about this innocent kid. Exactly.

Like she took it there and I told her, I'm like, girl, like, you know I'm not afraid. Like, you know where I live. You know when I'm home. Oh my gosh. I know. Then they three-way June, like, hey, what's up with it? Yeah. This call can be recorded.

Or like, you're getting a personal call from a, you know. Hey, this is Lucet? Yeah. Okay, well, talk to me. Are you guys right now not? friends you're not fat talking to any of your family none of them no no she's gonna call you up because you talk about her on here and it's been kind of i don't care she knows where i knew she could catch me in his back oh oh she said come try you know my body you guys should you guys should fight for your

family because clearly she's winning right you'd be like hey yes winning what happens the funny thing is that she still has the courage to tell me over the phone like it's sad how your family don't like you it's bad how your own mother doesn't want you you. Dang. She's talking to you. Like, I'm the one keeping my distance away from my family. Yeah.

For your mental health. My mom's house anytime. Yeah. Like, I go to my mom's house anytime. She'll welcome me. But will they do the same for you? And it's crazy because that one, that problematic one is the one that the full, your family always stays with.

Like, your brother is going to stay with her. Like, it's like, here you go running through all these girls. But this one is the one you're going to stay with? Yep. Do they have kids? Exactly. That's what's her brother I have. And I've shown them like, look at what she's gone through before.

Yeah. And look how she is. Yeah. And he's like, I don't care. I don't care. I'm like, oh, my God, you're done. You got to show, you got to like do a recon mission, catch her at the club and then show your brother. I have.

You have already? You guys, he's been to jail. He has been to jail. He'll go again. I don't know. He still, like, she went to dinner one time and her ex-boyfriend showed up out of nowhere. and I took pictures and everything I showed my brother

and he still didn't care. Damn. Maybe she did brouheria on him because that's a lot. That's what it sounds like. I have a deal, same thing. He went to jail and the girl that he's with

been doing her dirty and she actually did brukary on him. It can't be love. No. Sop de calzone. That's the only logical explanation. It's brukeria.

Sopada carzon is crazy. What did your brother go to jail for? Being young and stupid. Oh, wow, I wish we could send them off for that. Tell me what jurisdiction. That's it. All right. No, thank you for calling baby girl.

I hope things get better for you. That girl don't seem like she's leaving, though. Seems like it's a life sentence with that fool. Dude, her family's not there for her. Damn. Wow. Come on, sci-fi. You hung up on her again, Cyph?

Damn. Wow. Her brother left. Side-fi. Do you not have a heart? Yeah, man. Come on, man. You know this guy?

His brother is in jail. He was too. It's okay. It's okay. No Puck Sama. Well, group hug after this. I feel like sci-fi know this guy. Yeah.

He's like, it's not that bad of a guy. You guys don't understand. Let's brighten up your day. I like that. Imagine hair not at the pyramids? Yeah, and then the zombies pop out and then you're also in the apocalypse after that. Yeah, yeah. Floating in a chair.

Wow. Travis guy is going to do a album list. Yeah, I'm listening at the pyramids. At the pyramids. Like the actual ones. The pyramids, just like that. It's like, where? The pyramids.

You know what? Egypt's pyramids. Yes. Because there's pyramids in Mexico. There is. But that's why I thought it was funny that it just said the pyramids on the flyer. Egypt. Yeah.

The pyramids, Egypt. You'll find them. Okay. Check this out. We're going to do this new thing. It's called Simper Pimp. Because what we've been finding is when we bring up Sims, other people think they're not Sims. Yeah.

So, you know what? We're going to decide with these stories. Are they simpian? Or are they pimping? Okay. You got a story, Maximum. Yes. That could be either or.

I don't know. Okay. So there's a Japanese man and he took a six-month journey across Japan carrying a GPS. So meaning he left his girl for six months to carry a GPS to create a drawing to propose to his girl. So what he was drawing on his journey? So the GPS tracker allowed him to like follow the map when he was going all over Japan. Kind of like with like the Nike run apps or whatever. Like when you run it shows the trail that you left.

Exactly. And what they say is that he not only walked, he took a ferry, he used a bicycle, he did everything possible to spell out marry me across Japan. Yeah. In English? In English. Right? Yeah. Okay.

And when he did when he got home. It's Japanese man doing things in Japan. I don't know if he didn't even English. He could be a Japanese and then move to, you know, the U.S. and then there's different ways that could happen. But then he went home and printed it out and that was his proposal to his girl. Wow. Wow.

What a. Sim! Oh, my God. No, I would not take it. It's not what a pimp? No. Stay off. 163 kilometers.

No. No, you know what would have been pimp if he would have made her walked up? thing because I make a girl walk from Spain to Maine. Like, come on. That would have been pimp. If all you did was like, what would have been cool is that he took her along and then at the end said, oh, look at our route. Yeah. And then you see that.

Shut up, Maximo. Yeah, that would have been. See, that would have been way cooler because. Then, like, he printed out of paper. I could, I could Photoshop that paper. It was now the Guinness World Record of like longest. Sympiest Mel ever? Did she say yes?

I hope not. In English or in Japanese? The largest GPS drawing in the Guinness World Record. Wow. Largest GPS drawing. She made the Guinness World Record. She did. He did.

For her. Yeah. So the, so obviously. So look, everybody knows there's a pimp walk, right? There's, you know, walk with a little, you know, this little pimp walk. Yeah, yeah. This is a simp walk. This is clearly a sim walk.

Yeah, I would be pissed. Fool, you left me for six months to write. To do that. He was probably walking with his hunchback. No. swag. For real. Like, you could have spent all that money that you did traveling on, like, something.

You left your girl for six months. Like, what's up? You know what it is. This is why sometimes I really feel like, hey, if you're going to propose to your girl, ask her a friend or ask someone around her how to propose. Yeah. Because this is what happens when she has no friends and no family for you to hit up and you're like, oh, what should I do?

What should I do? Oh, I know. I will take a trip for myself. But while I'm on the trip. A half a year? Yeah. I'll print out the Nike Run app. Yeah.

It'll show my trip. It will track me. She's already tracking, you fool? Yes. She's sharing your location. And then, you know, the whole time he was just like rehearsing his speech, he's like, I have walked far and wide to marry you. I don't know.

There are songs about that. No, this is. I would have him write me a song than do this. Dumb. Dang. No one thinks he's of him. No. No.

I'm a cynic. So imagine all that just for her to say no? Just imagine that. Or just for them to break up in two years, like statistically. Like what happens? did a little heart at the end with a bow and a whack-ass arrow through it. I'm gonna post this on drawback. Arrow took him three months.

But yeah. Is that simper or is that pain? I don't know. One second. KBWR Los Angeles, Power 106. All right. Is that simping or is that pimping? Simp.

That's super simp and not like not even in a cool way. It's just so lame. Because I don't mind having a simp, right, getting me like a drama every week. I'll take a zip over any day. Yeah. Like I'm just, man. If you had Sim Slat in my DM, however, don't be doing dumb stuff like this. Do you think he's a waste of time?

That might be it. And then he's like, how am I going to make this make sense? I'm going to ask her to marry me, so I might as well take this trip beforehand. He was probably cheating on her the whole way, too. It happened. But you love me, right? But marry me, right? Yeah, I did this for you.

I met some people on the way, but this is for you. I met some people on the way. Yeah. Who are you with when you were doing the M? I'm not at all of y'all right now. Wow. Y'all. All right.

We're going to take one caller, okay? 81852059. You're going to be the decider of the Simper Pimp. Because right now we're all saying Simp. Yeah. We're going to leave up to you, too. I don't know. Someone might like it, right?

Someone might think it's Finn. I'm not that mad at it because you got to think it's for each, your partner. Right. She might be a travel agent. This might be her thing. This gave me an idea, honestly. What? My girl wants to marry me.

She got to walk that same route. The same route. Let that turn into a route that now all couples do, like, the freaking lock bridges and stuff like that that people put their locks in. Yeah, that might be a thing. It's just one stupid person was like, hey, this lock is going to be on this fence for us. And then all the other sims did it. And now it's romantic. Yeah.

He should sell T-shirts. Yeah. And like you said, like, what if she said no or, like, they only last two years? At least she has a record. True. Yeah. I guess that's right. Yeah.

He could get the book. Simpiest of all time. It's in the records. Yeah. I'm saying. That's pretty cool. I don't know if I want to hold that record, though. Personally.

All right. If you're not calling, then we're just going to adjourn that this is simp. Super soon. All right. Let's see. Sim. Are we going to take one? Are we going on to a song?

It's going to a song. All right. 9-106. Roundback mornings. Good morning. Wake up. Monday. It's a beautiful day.

It's Monday. Yeah. Yeah. It's a good one. Simping or pimping This is really sad for this guy It's sad on here I hope the girl said yes

This boy in Japan He did like a six month trip Because he had like that one GPS App that could track you and kind of like The Nike apps or like when you run and it shows you route It stuff like that Yeah And he routed it so that

Whatever you saw Said marry me or were you marry me? And marry me and a heart And then he went back to his girl after six months And then he showed her He printed out the paper and it said, marry me. I walked a thousand miles. This is where I've been for six months.

I would walk a thousand miles and I would walk five thousand more. I hope you play that. Yeah, but then there's another one. The one from Twilight is called A Thousand Miles tune. It's really sad and nice. Do you know that one, Irene? Yeah. How does it go?

I don't know how it goes. Come on, you know, you know, it's like you. That's so funny because I was listening to that sound. Is it a thousand words? Wait, are we talking about. Yeah, it is. It's a great song. Vanessa Carlton?

How does it go? That's different. I'm singing. She's singing the wedding song that they did. Well, that's what I think of the one I think in Twilight. Clearly, it could be romantic or it could be stupid. Like, why? Whatever, right?

So we're asking, is it a sim or is it pimped that this fool walked around so that he could get this little paper that said, marry me to his girl. Get his world record paper. Hey, I like that it didn't cause any harm to anybody. It wasn't like a big explosion that then turned into a forest fire. It wasn't anything like extra It was really extra But the crew You didn't drop the ring

You know how people propose And the ring falls to crash or something And then he actually got Getting his book of world record Because of it For biggest picture or whatever This little doodle in the sky Biggest doodle

Biggest dude on the sky I'm gonna keep saying Pimp I mean sorry Simp Because this is just raising expectations For men And I know got to keep him low Got to keep him low

Gotta keep them low. You guys are so disappointing. Hey, hey, that's what I'm saying, but when I say I'm a hater. Because look, now it's like, oh, if I want to marry my girl, I got to walk, you know, a thousand miles in six months straight. You don't got to, but we would like to know that you would. It's like that one question, would you love me if I was a slug? Where I'm never going to be a slug. But I would like to know that if I was, you would still think I'm pretty and you'd still love me.

Those questions always get on my nerves. Yeah. I'm like, why are we talking about hypotheticals? We live in the real world. Like, that's me. You guys talk about hypotheticals all the time. Yeah. It's just, the bar doesn't have to be set so high if you know her because you could do the simplest things.

Keep the bar low so you can keep hopping over it. I don't understand how this is like a high bar. This is so lame. Yeah. Super lame. You just gave me a paper. You expect me to read it and then all this. And then in my head, I'm dyslexic.

I hope she knows English because they're in Japan. You know what if me married because I'm dyslexic. And I'm thinking. I'm like, what's the excuse he's giving her for not seeing her for six months? Like, oh, where are you? With who? Who are you doing? You know, it would have been Pimp?

If he would have left little markers everywhere he was going and then he flew her over it and then it said marry me. Oh, see, now we're talking. That's Pimp. Oh, but that's not a high expectation, Vic? Yeah, but it's also fly. Let's go to the phone line. We got Sal. Sal.

On line eight. Sal. Yeah. A. Sal. You're pimped, I hear. What is this? Is this something that's pimping or is it simping?

That's simping. You're wasting too much time. Six months away from your girl. She might find somebody else doing all that. Wow. Imagine? She found someone else in those six months and you are doing your stupid little doodle in the sky? Yeah, she had a dear John letter written up already.

I was done with Irene and, Irene and... You had done Irene. Whoa. Whoa. Irene and Angie. We have names. Hello? Yeah.

I said I would write a song like Irene said. Yeah. Make a song for a dedication, you know? Yeah. Y'all didn't let me finish. It would be like, excuse me, miss, I ain't trying to be rude or intrude your space. Just want to let you know I adore your cute baby face. Oh.

With moving. We can hook up and change numbers and grab a cup of coffee or go out and watch a movie. Now, I scratch that. I got the bootleg. We can just chill that home. Yeah. Just a quality time with some privacy. But you're asking her to marry you?

No, but I'm just saying I'll write her song, though. All right, write her a song about marrying her. You're repeating a song about trying to hook up with someone. Tell me a song you tell a girl about marrying her. You're just reciting a written right now. Oh, the radio. Damn, you put me on blast like that. All right.

Come on, Sal. Pretend you want to Pretend you want to marry Angie How would you Serenate her? Yeah, try it Impress people Yeah

Let me see Oh no I'm too Oh wow You're good Wow Soup Soup soup

Soup soup Soup soup soup Suh Suh This is This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local?

It's a new term I want everybody to know. What is this? Probably about to do it. Oh. Texodus. It's like Exodus. It's like Exodus, but Texas. Not you too.

Okay, hold on. Okay. Before you call me for being a Me Too. Texas. It's a new term for Californians that are moving to Texas. And it's happening at an alarming rate, you guys. 80% of Californians, at least since 2021, are loading up their trucks and they're buying a gun over there in Texas with their new home.

Loading up them rat force. Y-haw! Going to Buckees. Open carry. Yep. Going to Buckees. And it's more millennials than anything. Millennials make up 50% of this 80% that's heading on over there. We're millennials, you guys.

It's us. It's us. We're leaving. And why are they doing it? Why are we doing it? Rent, of course. Not only is rent. there you the sizes of homes everything's bigger in texas yeah sizes of homes are bigger and the rent or the

mortgages are smaller so it's kind of adding up to people yeah i'm not gonna lie it looks good for you right now i went to san antonio this past weekend you liked it it's a great time really it's a great i didn't see any guns i was very disappointed i literally was like i know i didn't see any gun shops i didn't see any gun anything like no one was carrying around yeah i don't know i was expecting fool with just jeans, Wrangler jeans and freaking a gun strapped to their hip and all of that. You picture like sundown towns and stuff like that super like boots that had a little spinny thingy in the back.

I don't even know what that spiny thingy is for. The spurs, those are spurs. Yeah. Yeah, San Antonio Spurs. Yeah. That's in case you're running really fast. What are spurs?

What are spurs? It slows you down. I'm kidding. I don't know. Yeah, no, those are for cowboys. Yeah, right. Don't they stab them on the horse so they can go faster or it.

Yeah. It hurts the horse. Exactly. She could go faster. Okay, I was at the AT&T Center. That's where the Spurs play. Yeah. I even took a picture and said, go Lakers.

Nice. By the way, they hate us there. Oh, they hate L.A. there. Oh, they hate us bad. Like, I think if you move there, you just got to be ready for, like, to trade in and out for Waterburger, brother. And Walmart for Bucky's brother. Like, you just got to trade it all in. You can't be a Lakers fan.

You got to go in Texas. At least at San Antonio where I was at. But I had a really great time. People are really nice, you know, that Southern hospitality. It's a real thing. Very sir, ma'am, how can that customer service on top? I feel like if you go in and you have a problem at any store here, well, that's your problem. Right.

You know? Like, I feel like if you have an issue, they're going to try to help you out with it. Over here, it's like, no, you want to fight? I am the manager. How about that? No. Yeah. Seriously, out there, there's this thing called like gentlemen.

I mean, like, it sounds dumb. No, wait. It sounds dumb. It sounds dumb. No. Wait, let me finish. Where they went. At Chi, Irene, let's all!

No, I'm serious. If you 1% a gentleman are movie to Texas. No, look, so... Oh, yeah, say. So, you know, my ex lives in Texas, and she used to tell me that if any girl, like, is stranded on the side of a road, like, you know, her tire change or anything,

literally, like, men will go change it. Wow. Like, it sounds so foreign and, like... Wow. Yeah, like, for them to go out of their way to help. That's, like, expected. That's over there. like that's what you have to do.

If you don't do that, like what kind of a man are you type of thing? Right here, the man can't even change your tire. Over here, yeah. And they make you pay half. No, over here,

there's that. And then they'll also, like if they see a woman strand on the side road, they might rob her. Let's be honest. They might be like, oh, she's vulnerable.

Yeah, they pull over. I'm just like, no, no, I'm good. I'm good. Just just leave. Yeah, but Southern hospitality is a real, real thing out there. Oh, there were Southern bells.

Yeah. They appreciate women and everything. Yeah. Okay. So a lot of people are moving out there and it's crazy because I was out there Shout out there for the fight for the fight and I was I met a couple up there His name was Christian I forgot his baby girl's name but they had moved from Cali to Texas and actually his girlfriend had moved first and she's like I moved out here like 2008-ish and then she's like because it's cheaper it's bigger it's all of that and it feels good like they don't have any kids at all

But they're like, we feel like we can breathe. We're not, like, stressed. We're not in debt. We're not. And I was like, damn, this sounds so great. Yeah. I'm like you're living in the life right now. You got the VIP experience at the Goldmanville fight.

Like, you've got money to spend. Yeah. But it was really cool. And I was like, dang, it feels cool. It feels good. Have you ever been to Buckys? I've never been. Okay.

I went to this place. They have this place called Buckys, you guys. Just want to share a little bit about this place. If you've been to Texas, you know about this place. I drove 25 miles outside of San Antonio just to go to this place because Maximo said that I had to go. For real? Maximo, my friend Nancy, my baby girl Julisa. So we went out there and it's this beaverful.

This beaverful has an extra large, supersized gas station. It's a gas station, dog. It's a gas station. That's all it is. It's freaking A.m. But it's like a big-ass A&P. Costco gas station. It's a Costco A&P but also Walmart.

And then this fool, this buggy guy, this little, like, rodent has merch. And not just any merch. You know how like Supreme has Supreme Brick? or like Supreme random thing like Supreme Beach chair so does Bucky dog there's like a there's like a Bucky phone charger

there is a Bucky Scrunchy there's a Bucky everything and people love it and they go crazy for it and it's nothing it's nothing crazy oh it's a beaver it's a beaver and when I went Bucky was there

like the actual mascot was there it was Mannyham it was mayhem the kids are like Bucky Bucky there's no cartoon of Bucky there's a Bucky there's There's nothing of Bucky, but if you go to that store. Yeah, there's no backstory for Bucky.

There's no book story. But he's so loved out there. And I was like that, we don't have that. It's like, you know how we love In-N-Out? Yeah. And, like, there's In-N-Out merch. Imagine if there was like an In-N-Out store where they had like in-and-out water bottles or in-and-out. Okay, that'd be cool.

But like random in an in-and-out mirror or whatever. Bucky is like Sanrio to them out there. Like, oh, that's like, Bucky's their hello kitty dog. That's that way. that they turn up. Yeah. The way that they turn up for this with Bucky, but the best thing is like legit,

you could go there and get some merch of Bucky. And then they have like meat. Like they love barbecue. Yeah. So they have any type of jerky. They have any type of like, tri-tip and stuff like that. And like meat rub.

Wow. I learned what meat rub was out there. Hey, yo. And it wasn't cheating. No, the rub you put on like steaks. Yeah. Oh, so seasoning. Yeah.

Yeah, but they call it rub. Yeah. Dry rub. Men, my gentleman? I don't know. Dry rub. You ever got a dry rub? That's not just what he told me, right?

Maximil, you ever got a dry rub? Yeah, brother. Yeah, brother. And they don't even talk like that in Texas. Everyone talks so regular. But I think everyone talks regular because they're all California fools moving. My cousin lives in San Antonio. I was telling you, remember?

That's awesome. My cousin moved. He lived over here, you know, Inglewood, Hot Thor and everything the whole time. And then he moved out there. And he loves it him and his wife. They're raising a little. a baby now. They're just,

they said they don't have too many friends because they don't really socialize. They work a lot, but they just say it's so peaceful. You know, they're able to achieve their financial dreams. They have Mercedes bands. Like,

they're good. Over here, they were like, struggling. Yeah. They were like doing okay, but like they were just like, we have to work so hard just to do okay.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? They barely saw each other. That's what that couple was telling me too. It's like, we could breathe. Like, you don't even know it,

but like in LA you're suffocating and we're not. talking about just this much you guys we're talking about just like you the way you're working like you just feel like you can't even have stuff yourself oh they're they're like there's free the bird yeah they're so free they can carry around guns yeah I was literally talking to my friend yesterday and he moved to Texas last year and he's like bro like I got a house you know it's like it feels good to like raise a family here like he's not it sounds tempting and here he worked three jobs yeah yeah which is crazy for an apartment

yeah I got to do his give up some rights ladies and then also like guys vote for Trump but it's like that's all that's all also also people got to know though that moving to Texas will not solve all your problems you're still going to be the same person over there oh yeah I know a lot of people that like man I'm just going to move to Texas it's just like no bro you got to fix yourself you're going to still be in Texas with you like you got you got you know it does sound really appealing I think the only thing that would stop me clearly like I'm just too prideful in L.A I just all the Spurs stuff.

And that was in San Antonio. That's not even Dallas or Houston and Astros. You get into that territory. So I don't know how I could survive living out there. Like it's just... Living with Astro family? Yeah. It's crazy, right?

It just doesn't feel right. But besides that, it's like so much, unless all my family moves with me. Yeah. And granted, I could probably afford it for the price is in Texas. It's rain out there. But it just, it means a lot to me to be around family and people you know. And that is a sacrifice. But plenty of people are making it.

Yeah. And it's just, it's a crazy. situation. Texanists, you guys. It says California is the main export of people. And we're not talking about human trafficking. We're talking about people moving. Actual live people.

Yeah, actual people willingly move and export themselves to Texas. But on the flip side of that, there's a lot of Texans that don't like that at all. Oh, I know. Because we're like. When California sends its people, they're not sending their best. No, the thing is they're sending their bluest. Yeah. They're sending their Democrats.

They're sending all like, they're bringing their beliefs. Their liberalism. Their liberalism to Texas, and it's changing the dynamics of their voting and stuff, right? So it's a very, no-nessy. I actually like it more. Infiltrate. Like, if you go to Austin, Austin is like a little L.A. Yeah.

Well, okay, you know, it's funny, too, even when I was in the hotel, I turned on the news. Because you could tell a lot about where you're at, based on the perspective the news gives you. Like, let's say they do something about immigration. Are they being nice about it or are they mean-mean about it? That's how you can tell. Like, are you in a Republican area? Are you at a Democrat? Yeah.

And so there was like something. There was like the new, but I watched like the regular channels, like the local ones because that kind of shows you more like, okay, let's see. I was watching a local one and there was like a story about migrants and there was like a company or a, I don't want to, it's not a company. Kind of like a charity thing or organization, boom, an organization helping migrants and they were talking about stuff like that. And they were being really nice. about it so I'm like oh okay they're I'm around some blue folks yeah yeah it felt really good I felt like I maybe was more welcome right definitely my my Uber driver was he looked like Yosemite Sam but he was really nice oh okay I'm in a good

area yeah brother no yeah people like intentionally move out there like where like to certain cities because right like Austin is like a liberal city I think San Antonio might be more now yeah it seemed like yeah yeah and I feel like Houston is like 50-50. I might be wrong, but having a sports team can help. Like, the Spurs is a really cool team. Yeah, they suck, but they are a good team. They are cool because they had Duncan.

Yeah. They had Bibby-Garmoner sometimes. I hate that. But I like that, like, the Lakers would go there and have that in a ass. Yes. Yeah. Right? We would beat them all the time.

We'd know. We would. It would be every time we won the title, we eliminated them. So that felt good. And this might be me being totally naive. But I feel like if there's people, like if you're going to sports games, can you be racist? I know. If there's like a Spurs team, like it's like, is it, wouldn't it be in a liberal area?

Wouldn't it be in like a nice area? No, ask the ex-owner of the Clippers. Remember? Sterling? True, true, yeah, right, yeah. He was the most racist one. See, that's what happens. You go to Texas and you think everything's great.

Everything's uncunky-dory. Like, no. No, yeah. I get what you're saying, though, but no, you'd be surprised. It might feel like just a more chiller, cooler vibe than like if you're out in the country and they're like, no, what are you doing over here? Well, yeah, exactly. I've heard the big cities in Texas are actually good. But it's like when you get into those towns that like you've never heard of, you're in the middle of nowhere, it's still very much.

You drive 25 miles to buckies. Yeah. Maybe a little further. For a little tie-dye shirt. Yeah. You brought it. Why don't you wear it? I will, because I have to wash it.

I literally wore it for pajamas that night and then I wore it on the plane. It was the whole thing. I want to see this bucky nonsense. I got the boy shirts. Oh, nice. school today we'll see a picture incoming that's cool yeah texas is really cool i had a really great time texas has a lot of cool history too are you moving in texas no i'm not i don't think i can't i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna see it why though now yeah yeah going i can't see why before i went

i was like what i want to go over there yeah trash drills all that stuff like it's not even cool like they don't even like us over there why are you over there they like us and they're nice to us wow they want our money yeah and then there's a lot of us there already now now i'm scared because I'm going to go in September to visit my cousin. Yeah. And to San Antonio, too. What if I like it? Yeah.

That's the thing. What if you like it? Bro, they have the Alamo there. Oh, yeah. I didn't even know what the Alamo is, but I know it's historical because I remember the alamo, right? Right? What is Alamo even?

I don't know, but I was there. It's like a mission. It's like about a war or something. It's about the Mexican war. I think, Loki, I think it was anti-Mexican. It was. They're like, we kept General Sanayette out. Yeah.

I know all this from King of the Hill, by the way. Yeah. all my Texas history from England. Okay, what's the Alamo? Because I went, I even paid for the little, to, what was free? To going to the little museum and the little church, and they were showing, like, it's a nice little thing.

But it's like, yeah, there was a war here. It was like the Texas versus Mexico War, I believe. And then that's when they had Davey Crockett. Yeah, there's a Davey Crockett. And then, yeah, it was like General Santa Ana was like the general of Mexico. And then he lost, and he lost all the wars. So why did they say remember the Alamo? Because that's the thing, right?

A lot of people passed away like a lot. Okay, so the Mexican people... And it took place right there. Mexico killed a lot of Texans. Both on both sides. On both sides. Okay, because I was there and I'm like, I don't know if I want to post this or not. And then there's like the lone star flag.

Yeah. Yeah. Which is like, it's just, it's a Texas flag. Yeah. And I took a picture in front of it. Not going to lie, it looked pretty cute and Texas flag. Well, yeah, I mean, if Mexico would have won, then that would have still been Mexico. Oh, but it's Texas.

Yeah, but it's Texas. Okay, so I'm not going to post those photos. So I'm not going to post that real. Come with me to the Alamo. Yeah. I'm not going to do that one. They're going to be like... Do you have people dressed up like in that time?

All happy, like, hey! Hey! Look what? Let me post it and then just she's going to get a bunch of anonymous, like Texas profiles. He's like, you lost the war, get over it. Or she's one of us, brother. One of those two. There's this thing called the Riverwalk, which Big told me to go.

I'm sorry I still want to talk about Texas. You guys. No, no, you're good. You're good. Nice type of situation over there, brother. Everyone listen. They move. So.

So. Move now. Yeah, we want less traffic. That's what I was thinking traffic. There's no traffic out there. No way. And the freeways are a lot bigger too. They're bigger out there.

I was low-key hoping for a weird car because you know how we, on the podcast we do Raider Ramflat and a lot of the weird cars that we get the submissions, they're in Texas. Like this who made a big shopping cart. Oh, yeah. To drive on the freeway only in Texas. Okay. This place called the Riverwalk. It's a beautiful spot.

It's like you walk, the River Walk. They have a fat Tuesdays there, Angie. I got turned up. That's why I took a photo with a snake. That's your big It's like 80% alcohol Yeah because Vegas is too far for them Over there you can walk and drink

Like in Vegas Oh no way Yeah so people get their drinks and they walk the river wag Be very scary because literally there's not Like you could fall in the water Oh okay They do But there's a Selena bridge

In San Antonio So in the movie It's basically a J-Lo bridge But I don't know if this happened to the real Selena But in the movie After they get married or after like there's a show her J-Lo and Chris they go on this bridge and she's like we did it oh my gosh she just can't wait and you're going to give me babies that's where they're talking about like oh their life

and their dreams and and he sits her on top of this bridge and then that that bridge actually exists and you can go visit it it's on the riverwalk I took a photo on it that's done yeah it's really cool and then there's a bunch of tourists it's so funny shout to my guy Anthony from golden boy because we go on to the bridge and we're leaving and then there's like other tourist families they're wondering why people are taking photos on the bridge and I was like oh it's the Selena bridge and then he's like yeah Gomez

and there's a little girl like Selena Gomez bridge! And I was like bro it's Selena Kitania! Now this little girl's gonna go back to her school and say she went on the Selena Gomez Bridge that doesn't exist. That's funny. But yeah, it's a really cool vibes.

There's some history there you guys, Texas. That's pretty cool. The Selena thing is pretty cool. You want to go have a good time. Yeah, Buckees is a great time. I have nothing bad to say. Wow. Even the weather was nice?

No. Okay, I have to ask you this. And this is probably wrong with me, but I have to ask. So Charles Barkley, you guys know Charles Barkley? Yeah, what he said about San Antonio women. He's gone on rants for years about how big San Antonio women are. And he had to take it back. He did because, yeah, they just shamed them in this, 20-23.

Also, it's not nice. Yes, but I have a question. Were the women big? Yes. I don't think so. But I was also in a tourist area. But also, we come in all shapes and inside. I'm just question.

I didn't say it was good or bad. I just want to know if they're as big as advertised. Oh, my gosh. You know what I'm saying? I don't know. It's a lot of rub. Do they have dry rub? They had to turn it there.

They had it there. I just wanted to talk about moving. I just had a question. Okay. Charles Barkley. You hit your papers? Like, you did a report? And I finished, he waited for my whole school to be like, so what Charles Barkley said.

Is it true or not? Was it real or not? You know what that makes me think of similar to how Arnold Schwarzenegger had some such things to say about Latino women? And then we find out he was with his Latina male. Yes. He probably has had, there's a, there's a girl that did him dirty from San Antonio. Charles Barclay. Yeah, he's taking out on all the women of San Antonio.

And she must have been like... The same size as him. Or he called him small. I know. That's what I always... No, he called him small or said he was... Because that's how she's like... That's what always made me laugh about the Charles Barkley stuff is that he's one of the biggest humans.

Yeah. Like, wide screen. What's big to you? You know what I'm saying? He's like, the bigger out women in San Antonio. Every single time it killed me. But I was just curious. I was just curious.

I had to ask. I've never been there. I've been there. And it was a great time. I'll, next time I'll check on the on the women big for you. Oh my gosh. So we got out of this. Okay, I did want to talk about moving, though.

Have you ever moved and was it for better or worse? Did it work out well for you or not? Because I'm telling you, this Texas thing, it sounds like a good time. And the people that I did talk to, the couple that I talked to at the fight, they were very, like, you know, it worked out for the best for us. You know, we can breathe. If we want to start a family we can. If we don't, we won't. Well, if we don't want to, we have to because it's Texas, and they don't let us do with certain options.

Right? Okay, but they were just like, they liked that they had that space to like roam out in Texas, right? But I personally, I remember when I moved from Glendale to Silmar and I thought I was like, it was going to be the best thing ever. Like I'm like, this is going to be it. Like I'm going to be around all my cousins. Like to me, Glendell and shout to Glendell because Glendell's awesome, private district. All the stuff that adults like Glendell for. for as a kid I didn't care for. I don't care that it's a private district.

I don't care that whatever rating it has. I don't care that it's safe. Yeah. Who wants safe? My cousin's Silmar. Yeah. Know where the Mexican candy is. I don't have to wait for parties for Mexican candy.

I just go to the liquor store in Silmar. But I wanted it, I wanted it. And like I begged for it so we moved out there. But it was not the best situation for me because then I ended up in a very controlling relationship. Yeah. I don't know. Didn't work out for me.

Didn't work out for me. Didn't work out for me. But that's how you don't let kids make the decisions about where you move, mom and dad. For sure. Okay. How has moving worked out for you, whether it be another city, another state, another block? Talk to us about it, right?

We want to hear your stories. All right, for better or worse, moving to Texas. All right? We want to hear your thoughts because we know there's someone around with 80% of Californians texting, doing the Texas slide moving from Cali to Texas. It's a whole thing. percent of Californians since 2021 have been moving on over, buddy, to Texas. And millennials are making up 50 percent of that.

Keep moving. All the percentages just show us we're choosing. We're choosing to Texas, but are we choosing up or not? Is the question, right? I just want them to keep choosing so I can move into somebody's department. Why, you leave? You can a sub-lease to wherever you're at. All right.

We have Arracelli from Torrance on the line. Araseli, good morning. Hi. Araseli. amazing now that we're talking to you so check this out mamacita we hear that your parents actually moved to texas and they've been there for a long time and we want to know like from your experience has it been for better or for worse for better yeah um yes because um they uh moved out there like i said they moved out there in 2005 they lived in carson sold their home of course bought a nice

home out there cash um They lived there for a few years, and then later on, they actually sold the house. And they were like, okay, like, do you want to come out here? Like, all you have to do is just take care of the bills. And we're going to move. They bought 28 acres of land. What on earth? Yes.

And what did they have here? They had a little house, a three-bedroom home in Carson, really nice, of course. Yeah. Small little rooms. You know, and it was a nice neighborhood, but, of course, you know, my dad was. was a gardener and he was like, I'm tired of traffic, like, I'm just done. I'm over it. Like, I want to move. And my mom was like, you know, okay, like, okay, let's look into it. Wow. And they did, like I said, they moved out there. They have, they sold their home. I didn't

move out there because at the time I was like, heck, no, I'm not moving to Texas. Like, what the heck? But now I'm older. My kids are older and I kind of just thought about like, you know what, let's do it. Let's move. Like there's nothing here. They're getting older. I'm, you know, the oldest, so I feel like I need to move out there to care for them. Not only to care for them, but just be around them. Just be around them.

Yeah. Wow, what area of Texas are they in? So they are in a town named Gonzalez, Texas. Wow. So they're nearby Austin, near Houston. San Antonio is like an hour and 20 minutes away from there. Oh, okay. Yeah.

So you're kind of like in the middle of it all? Yes. That's so cool if you were to move out there. Yes. Okay, I'm not going to say. Maybe we're signed that you should because it's random that we talk about it. And before you leave, please download the Power 10 apps. You can still listen to us anymore.

Oh, because they do. Because a lot of people out there were like, I ran into fans. Like we listened to you. Wow. It's like, yeah, let's go. You're only two hours ahead. It's not the East Coast. You're not three hours ahead.

Yes. It's two hours ahead. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So 8 to 12. So it's crazy because everything's happening so fast. So my daughter asked for a transfer, my oldest daughter,

and she got the job. She works for Honda, and she's, like, moving, like, now. Like, she needs to her start day is August 7th. Your daughter's moving to Texas, too, already? Yeah, like, she's the first one taking that step because she's the one that wants to purchase a home, like now. She's only 24. Oh, my gosh.

They're so responsible, so young, Yeah. Wow. Yeah. So we're super excited. You know, it's going to take some time. I still have a, you know, 15-year-old that I want him to finish school here. Yeah. And he wants to move. Like, they want to move.

So that, like, you know, it's like a sign for me to go out there. What's holding you here? What was holding you? Honestly. Yeah. Honestly, I had my in-laws here. Ah. And they've been gone now.

so now I'm like now what? Yeah. Are they RIP? You know what I mean? Yeah. Both of them are gone. So now it's like, I mean, now it's my parents' turn, you know? Yeah. For me to be out there with them.

And like I'm the oldest, I only have a brother. It's only my brother myself. So I just feel like my parents are getting older and I, you know, we need to spend together. And it's going to be for the better. Right. And it sucks because like you mentioned earlier, like, you know, yeah, you do have family here. You have a lot of friends. I mean, this is where I was born. I grew up here.

But sometimes you got to just move on and do what's best for you and your family. Yeah. Okay. Well, my baby girl, Araselli, respectfully. We have one more sign for you. Respectfully, sister. One more sign. This is your sign. Yeah. You have our blessing. You have our blessing. You have our blessing to move to Texas. Because your daughter's already on your way, Fuera. Your parents are out of Fuerra and that's it it makes sense yes it makes sense yeah matter of fact you move out there too let the 15 year old like tag out here no no we appreciate you all

and sannie okay now she said it's for better but we have someone else on the line we have myra from the i.e oh bye good old i e mira you say moving it takes worked out for the worst for you huh, baby girl? No, actually, I was in high school at the time when I moved. I was probably like a freshman, which was in 2009. I'll be 30 this year. Nice. But, you know, the economy kind of dropped, which was 2018.

My dad lost his job. We were living at my cousin's house. And I do have family in Texas right now. Nice. And we moved out there with nothing. My uncle helped us. You know, my dad, he has a good paying job. He works doing marble and granite.

The pay over there sucks. You know, my dad, he even said, you know what, out of nowhere from six months, ever since my brother was born. Are you on a farm? Are you on a farm? Sorry, I, so that was in the back giving my horse's water. You have horses? Are you in Texas right now?

You brought Texas back. Sorry, we heard the, we heard the freaking. Yeah. It's because they're hungry, and I'm out here trying to give this horse water, trying to give you goat water because it's hot out here. Wow, that's so cool. You're in the IE. Yeah.

That's super cool. Also, I'm the crazy girl that went those SeaWorld tickets like a while ago. I'm actually going Thursday with my kids. Get it, girl. Go to see world. Look at you. I can show you the world. Okay.

All right. But you had moved to Texas. So we had moved to Texas. You know, I'm not going to like. People are nice. Like how you said, they do say, yes, ma'am, yes, sir. Because even at school, you know, here in California, we're not used to, yes, ma'am, yes, sir. You know, it's like, yes, yes, sir, you know, it's like, yes, yes, yes, yes, no.

You know? Or whatever. Like, you know, I'll be like, oh, you know, tell me this question and I'll be like,

oh, you know, I don't know. Or can I use the restroom? They'll be like, ma'am, can I use the restroom, ma'am? Or, oh, they would like correct you

like you had no manners. Damn, you're making Kelly look bad out there in Texas. I'm from California and I'm not going to be about yes, sir, yes, ma'am. I'm sorry.

I'm not from that. That sounds so weird too. No, it's manners. It's manners. It was very crazy. And at school people would hate on me, especially some girl, and I think it was like my English class, she would always be talking

crappy. She would sit behind me. And it's funny because, well, now that I was in high school, you know, different state of mind, like, I wouldn't like to fight. So I was like, girl, if I was like probably in 70 grade, I'd totally beat you up. Bring it. Wow, you had that type of maturity in high school? I was still with the function.

Yeah, she'll be like, oh, and also because I would dress different from Texas, you know? Yeah. I didn't have their style. We had the California style, you know? What was it? How did you dress? Yeah. Was it hoochie?

I would dress with my high top nikes with skinny jeans and probably like a strep spaghetti shirt. Okay. And what would they wear? With my binder. What would those lends wear? I do my hair, do my makeup, you know, not so much because I wouldn't do it that crazy. But yeah. Yeah, I mean, it was just, I don't know.

What would they wear? They were wear mostly like country a tree, like, you know, cowboy boots. I noticed that every single Friday they were dressed in. cowboy boots with jeans, even the girls of the boys, some of their cowboy hat and everything. Yeah. Wow. It's really cool.

And sometimes they would have like little fairs and people from like school, like high school people, they would show up with their horses. It was very crazy. Wow. But you were like that you were with your little spaghetti strap and your binder and you have a backpack. Yeah. Damn.

So they would make fun of you in school for being from California. That's what people need to get ready for. They wouldn't be like, oh, here comes to California, girl. Oh, California girl. And they'll be like, you know, some dude from like. down the hall they'll be like hey California girl and I'll be like oh my god like I don't know you've seen Katie Perry California girls were unforgettable oh yeah I'm sure they're gonna remember me all right

wow well not in that way no I don't know you made it seem like it's in that way you said hold up okay but check this you move back though yeah because my dad he was like you know he got fed up he wasn't making enough yeah the rent was perfect. I'm not going to lie. It was cool. Everything was fine, but you know, his pay, like, wasn't the same as here. It was a lot less. So, you know,

so you moved to Laii. The good old country. I don't represent Riverside. Okay, here you guys go. Here you go. So you came back to the O.C. You came back from Texas to the O.C. Yeah, we came back. I moved to O'Aheim because that's where we lived

lived at the time. So we came back to Anaheim. And, you know, my dad from one day to the next, he's like, you know what? Pack your crap up and let's get the hell out of here. We sold everything, brand new stuff. We put even stuff in the curb free. Vamanos. And he's like, I mean, I was like that texas. And he's like, he doesn't.

Oh. He don't even like Texas to do a poop there. Wow. Okay, so, hey, there you have it. The options are out there, okay? Sci-fi. What? Simon!

Sorry. What happened? Okay, well, anyway, we have it for better and we have it for worse. If you grew up with Arcelli, she had a great time. Her parents are out there. She's going to move out there. And you have Myra who loves to talk. Yeah.

And says that it didn't work out in her favor. Choice is yours. But we say, we say, we say, Fuerra. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're playing this. Keep it going. I'm not.

It's about sci-fi like that. Kitty, kitty, kitty. Can we play together one more time? Yeah. If you like me, yeah. He plays the right one again. Come on. Look at them.

It's National Pinocolada Day guys. That's why we play that. It's a banger. Pinocaladas. I just want to shout out pinionucaladas. Yes. Have you had one? They're delicious.

They taste like a cloud. Like, I feel like a cloud would taste like a cloud. They're really good, but dangerous. They are very. dangerous. How would you know, Vic? I had one in Puerto Rico. Just one? No, I've had a few. I had a few. Because out there, like, they don't really drink tequila like that. I had to learn the hard way. It's rum, no? It's all rum, so Pinia colada has rum. And so it's like, at first I'm like, oh, you guys have tequila and they're like, no, not really. They had like the cheapest, nastiest kind. So I was like, what do you guys drink? They're like, oh, we drink rum,

Bacardi, all the stuff. So then the preferred drink of that is like Pinyaclada. I'm in Puerto Rico. So yeah, it's dangerous. They're dangerous because they taste so good. How's Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico, Vic? Oh, I was wilding. I was jumping on the couches. We started breaking glass on top of a rooftop party. We just started throwing glass at each other. I don't know why.

It was weird. Like, we were in a pool, right? We were in a pool. We snuck into the pool that they had. It was reserved for the guests at that hotel. We didn't stay there. And then we went up there and we're just like having the time of our life. We're laughing.

throwing glass at each other. There's glass all over the floor. We're like, hey, what y'all don't step there? But like, we did it. That was all powered by Pinia Coladas. Wow. Powered by Pinia Coladas. This moment was brought to you by Pinia Colada.

I had a Pinia colada moment, actually. What is it? And actually is responsible for me burning my boob. What? Yeah. I had a Pinia colada in Miami. It was my first time in Miami. I was out there for work.

It was such a cool time. And I was at the Fountain Blue. Oh, fancy. What is that? It's like a. Some stuff Greg wraps about. Yeah. Of the fountain blue.

But they have an area where you could go into the beach, like from the hotel, right? You go into the beach and they have little cabanas. Boom. Pinia collada and cabanas just go together. Oh, yeah. Okay? So I said, yes, order up. Give me a pinia calata.

So I go, I drink my pinion calada. I take a nap on the beach. Kind of got a little bit sunburn, but that's not where I, with the burn that I'm talking about. So I go back into the hotel. And I am buzz. I'm feeling good. I'm in Miami. me, all the good vibes, right?

I like traveling. Traveling makes me happy. I went to Texas. Yeah. I saw the Alamo and I'm so happy. You need to get away. So I went to my room and I wanted to curl my hair. The thing about Miami is like the humidity messes with your hair.

So I'm like, let me curl my hair because like... Turn your hair curly or a lot? But I'm trying to figure it out. Like I'm trying to like just fix it because it gets really fuzzy and like all of that. So I'm curling it, but I'm buzzed, and I'm trying to dance while I'm buzzed all the pinia colada. And the curling iron burns my boo. I was looking in the mirror and I'm trying to find where the burn is. Yeah.

But thankfully, like it didn't, it didn't scar too crazy. Oh, that's good. But for a while, it looked like I have a burn on my arm right now from a curling iron. Oh, yeah. It's still happening. It looked kind of purple. It looked really crazy. Like a hickie?

But look, do you see? Oh, yeah. That one you had before it healed, I don't want to tell you. I don't want to make it insecure, but it looked like a Dorito. I have one in my arm It looked like you had a tattoo of a Dorado Yeah Well it's still there

No you can't tell anymore You're such a like I can tell that thing It looks like a little I don't see it I don't know what you guys are talking about Yeah It happened the same on my breast

And it was all because of the curling iron But it would have never happened It was the moment was brought to you by Pinyu Cala Powered by Pino Calata Yes power of Pino Calada Anybody else? Y'alli Kallada moments

I got scammed from Pinacolada. What do you mean? I was out in Mexico with my with my cousin and my sister. We went to the Bufadora and apparently that's like a place to be at right. One of the seven wonders I think. I don't know you guys what they call her. That's what he said. I was really craving a pinacolada and then I saw them and like people were walking with them and they were actually inside of pinia like a natural pinia. Wow. I want that now. It's Mexico. It should be super cheap. I really want that. And so I finally find them and they're telling me all of everything in in pesos yeah because you're in Mexico but yeah but I when everything is like a hundred pesos and it's really like a dollar

or ten dollars or whatever and so in my head I'm like okay they tell me it was some crazy number but I did not do the math because I'm like it's Mexico yeah it's gonna sound crazy but then it's 20 bucks and I'm like it's my people they would never do that for me right Angie dude after I made the the math I was paying like $28 for piñacolana per per piñacolada oh they got you and i i had like maybe three of them and i yeah but i i was living my best life out there were you late oh i was lit three and then you know what's so cool about over there is that their hospitality it's awesome because every time they go and they tell you they tell you like oh come in come in they give you a shot of tequila oh yeah i was so

happy you're paying for it on the back end yeah i know but were you drunk when you ordered the first pinnacolada no yeah i don't think so nah you don't remember No, you were definitely because you're like, 28, who cares. It was all in pesos. Yeah, it was like $2.00. She probably thought like, oh, $2? Yes, let's go. And that's how they get you, Angie, that we think, oh, we're Latin.

We're like, we're Mexican. They're not going to do that to me. They're so nice. But look at Scamsimo's cute little face, right? Oh, yeah. Look at how he looks at this with a smile every day. Meanwhile, he's embezzling. Yes, the whole time.

Like he'll do this the whole time. Look at that smile that he has. It always comes from the one that you never suspect. And that's what happened to me. Yeah. So, no, what happened is probably they said, 208 really fast. And then you're just like, oh, 228? Yeah.

No, I really thought it was like, oh, like $8. I'm like, ooh, because they do like, uh, dosientosogente pesos or whatever. Something like that, you guys. It's like, and then you're like, oh, that's a lot, but it's probably not. It's probably not. Everyone told me. And I think it was like the first time I actually went to Mexico and everybody just kept telling me everything's cheap. Everything's cheap.

Yeah. And so in my head, I'm like, it's $8. Yeah. For natural piñacolada and sign of pi no. And it was. powered by Pinyolada. Can you play a little Pinnacolaras?

If you like Pinyacoladas. That was for you getting the scam in Mexico. For real. All right, you have to have a pinocolado moment. I think it's time we, like, show this drink some love. Okay, margaritas get it all the time. Those great shots get it all the time. Yeah.

What's your Pinnacolada moment? Powered by Pinnacolados. Okay, you heard ours. We want to hear yours. Fire 106. If you like Pinyacolada. Are you on a peanut follow right now? Like rap it?

You want to keep hearing you? You don't hear we talk anymore? Just say the word. I'll walk out. Fuerre me. You can foie on me, sci-fi. Okay. But when I was talking, you played that.

Okay. All right. All right. All right. Look, we're showing our love and appreciation. For pinocalas. Make it showing me a photo of himself. No, I did it.

What guy? What? Yeah, you did. Did you just had me your phone? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, wait, what photo did I send her? You swiped, right? No, I did it.

No, I'm just kidding. Vick is at a beach. I see his cute little lakes. Yes. He's getting a tan on. And that's an adult caprisan pinocalada. And there's a caprican-esque. It's like a caprican packaging.

Yeah. And it's a pinion calada in it. It was amazing. That's really cool. I bet you were so happy drinking this. Yeah, that's why I took a picture. I don't know. I feel like I would need the little umbrella.

And the actual pineapple. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Hanging off of it. This is me like 20 minutes later. Oh, Vic, we need to post this. This is Vic, happy off Pia Coladas. Powered by Pinyacolada.

I think I also have a photo of when the Pinnacolada is the reason behind my, my boob getting burnt. So we'll send that over to you, Jose. Don't stare at it too long, okay? I'm watching you. Okay. We're talking about our Pinyuquilada moments. Moments powered by Pinyacolados. Maximo, your girl has one.

Yeah, so we went to Cabo. Nice. She gets motion sickness, but she, she will start drinking early because, you know, we're in Mexico. Yeah. And we went on this boat and she just kept drinking pinocaladas and I don't know if she, the motion sickness didn't hit her. Because she was just distracted. It was funny because she was like, they do activities when you do these tours. She was joining all the activities.

All the group activities. Yeah, like dancing, all of it. Pinia calada after pinia colada. Woo. Then we get off the boat, we go back to our hotel, and it just hits. The motion sickness, the buzz, everything. So she was slumped. How can you get delayed motion sickness?

I don't know how it happened. That's wild. But she was out the whole rest of the day. And I mean like she was out like 24 hours, like just sleeping and slump, felt sick. And yacking. Why didn't you take her to the hospital? Sounds like alcohol poisoning to me. Yeah.

No. He's not going to die in, sleep it off. Did you leave her? I know, meanwhile, he's living his best life. In Cabo? I did not leave her. Nah, you left the room.

You left her. I loved her to the room. No, in Daniela, she would have told you you guys go have fun. I took the kids for the pool. Oh, you brought the kids. You left the kids inside with her and said, watch your mommy. Make sure she doesn't spit up on herself.

Yeah. Here's my number. Keep her to the side. Deep her to the side. Don't let her lay on her back. I'm getting her some more pinia collados. I'll be back in a couple hours. Play the song, please.

You go to alcohol, boys. You know, Pia lot of my leg. It's a story for your man to tell. It's a story for your man to tell. I like that. I like that a lot. Pinie collado moments. Irene, do you have one?

I do not. Oh, I could tell one about my sister. Okay. So we do here. She's mad about everybody else. For real. So my little sister, if you guys know my little sister, she's like really small, really petite, she's really tiny.

Yeah, someone wasn't all of him. And I know. So I bring that up. And the first time I took her with me to Vegas, she really wanted a peanut calada. She didn't know what the hell it was. What is it about pinia colata, you guys? She just knew that she wanted one.

And I was like, okay, so we went down to downtown Vegas. I got her one of those big tall cups that was as big as her. And like halfway through that. she was already like woozy and like walking all slow and I was like damn you ruin the fun I'd take it back to the hotel room oh you gotta take care of it wow and then my mom finished it and then I had to take care of both of them and I was like this is ridiculous he's lightweight yeah he turned into a nani naniolada I know so I don't buy her those no more sleeper drinks for sure it's because they taste so good margaritas sometimes you taste a tequila

you're like I don't want it pinocalas they just taste like a milkshake it's It's like a little slurpy. Literally. Before you know, you're throwing glasses at each other, getting kicked out of a pool on a rooftop. And slurping into yourself.

Before you know, you're leaving your girl at the hotel, sleep in the bed, and you go out and you turn up, you know? Before you know, you're heading over some guy and TJ all your money. Oh,

for real. Look, we want to keep hearing your Piny Colada stories. I like this powered by Pinyacolada moment, all right? I am fiending for a Pinyacolada today. We got to figure it out. That would smack right.

Best Piaoladas in L.A. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know, Eddie. Oh, yeah. Come on. People have to do it. Inside of a pinia, too, probably.

Yeah, it has to be inside of a pinia. Like, that's the vibe. I feel like a cupulco or something. Yeah, I feel like some marisco spot has to have it. We want the actual pineapple. All right. We've got to go to Mexico for that. All right, let's go.

No. No, Scaramu, no. No, neither. Sparrow 106. L.A's number one for hip-hop. Good morning. Good morning. It's National Pinocalada Day, and I like it.

I don't think Piniaolada is getting enough love, especially for how they've wrecked our lives a lot. Oh, yeah. I got burned on my boob, thanks to Pinia Colada. And you got scammed in Mexico. Vic is eating glass. Eating glass. No, almost stepping on glass getting kicked out of a pool.

What are you? One of those fools that step on fire? I guess we tried to be like that. And the funniest part about that story is that one of my homies, shout out to ramp. He tried to bribe the people because we snuck in. And he's like, don't even worry about it. He's like, just let us stay. I'll give you some money.

Bro, gave him $14. dollars. He tried to bribe him with $14. He must have thought we were in Mexico or something. They're like, bro, we accept dollars. Like, this is nothing. This is nothing to us. You're not pulling a fast one on us.

This is not even tip money. Get out of here. All up that pinia colada. But it's not just us, all right? Who we have on the line, Arizi? We have Charves from Long Beach on line one. Charves? Chars.

Chars. That's what he told me it was. So, poor, if I'm saying it wrong. This is your fault. Yeah, it's Charves. Charvis. Sorry, Charviz. She's some...

Oh my God. It's okay. It's okay. Every day we learn something new, Charvis. Every day we learn some new. Please deal with us. Please, please bear with us. All right.

Charvis, talk to us about your Piaeuclata moment. All right, so my first pin of collada. This is when I was, year 2003, first year out of high school. Hold on. Your first year out of high school, you were 19? Yeah, first year. Yeah, well, I had to, you know, I graduated. I didn't finish high school.

Oh, okay, got you, got you. Got you, got you. Continuations. Yeah, we won't do the math. We won't even do the math. You were of age. Boom. I didn't worry about it.

Right. And so men of the boys went out to Cowboy Boogie. Used to be a club in Santa Ana. Come on. And we had a bunch of, you know, peanut coladas, a bunch of rum. And I came back home to my auntie's house, but I was drunk. And I was like, well, let me not go home drunk. It's my first time.

I just crashed my homeboy's house. Yeah. And I went home the next day, like, hung over. And that's when I got kicked out the house the first time. Oh, my gosh. So that was your first pinia colada, and it was probably your first real-time drinking and getting drunk. You probably never forget with pinioncladas.

Like, that got me kicked out. Right. It was the first time to a club, too. Oh, all your first. Yeah. Did you at least put some numbers on the board? You're so good. I did.

Oh, okay. Okay, it was worth it then. All right, Charvis. All right, Charvis. That's what you were doing that night. That's what you were doing that night, Charvis. Did you enjoy them, though? Aren't they good?

They're so tasty? Yes, they're sneaky. And I didn't know I'm, like, pounding on. I just taste like pineapple. Yeah, it's like a milkshake. It's nothing. Right. And then next thing you know, I'm like slumped over.

And then I like that you were like trying to be responsible. Like, I know if I go back to my auntie, she's going to be upset that I'm drunk. Let me sleep over in my friend's house. You didn't think. at all, like, let me call her and say, I'm a sleep over. Because all she thought was like, no, I have this kid staying in my house. He's not coming home.

I am kicking him out, right? Right. Wow. Yeah, I mean, and I just had a phone, too. I just had, like, the Boost Mobile shirt. Ooh. Can you hear me? Yeah, the where you at?

You're at your homies. Yeah. That's awesome. And that moment was brought to you by? Pinia collars. So let's play this song for you. Come on. Hey.

Hey, that's Charvis. Charvis.