Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep.11 (07/11/23)

Episode Date: July 11, 2023

Letty Peniche and Rosecrans Vic come together for Brown Bag, the LA based (and biased) morning show from 2 hispanics who love to hustle, put people on game, and of course, clown. Check them out LIVE everyday on POWER 106 6A-10A, Monday through Friday. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Ooh, Malibu has got some spaining to do, okay? The city of Malibu is being accused of trying to keep us basics out. How dare they? Of their beaches, okay? So city officials are being accused of purposely removing signs that detailed how to access.

You know, they're hard to find stretch. What was that? That was my microphone. I thought you fart it. No. Is it okay if I do my job? Can I tell the story or you want to fix your mic? Hold on.

Let me fart one more time. No, go ahead. Go ahead. I was on a roll too. City officials have been accused of purposely removing signs that detail how to access their hard to find stretch off the coast known as Lechusa Beach. I didn't even know Lechusa Beach existed. I would have went because Lechusa sounds like Lechuga, and that's what they would call me. I was a little.

So the signs were recently taken down and then people from the city of Malibu were saying it's because they didn't comply with our safety standards, blah, blah, blah. However, yeah, the mountain recreations and conservation authority that owns the beach. They're like, we don't even believe that. We got to investigate because they're making it difficult on purpose to make you think that it's a private beaches that you can't access or that you don't know where the route is to actually get to these beaches. Yeah.

Which feels like a very Malibout thing to do. Oh, yeah. Trying to keep people out. Red line. Yeah. I don't like it either. There's like these signs that say like coastal access and stuff like that. That's supposed to show you like here's the way.

There's the way. And they take those off. Oh, that's crazy. This is the beach for everybody. Mm-hmm. Okay. I really thought our Malibu beaches are private. Not just these Maliboutans.

How do you describe? Malaboyas. Malabuias. But see, this is a thing. So over the weekend, Because then it all was back to Barbie. Over the weekend, my mom was telling me about the Barbie Airbnb in Malibu. She's like, yeah, you know, people could go for free.

And I'm like, not as mom. Oh. They'll remove the coastal access. Oh, my God. The Barbie access to us. Yeah. But, yeah. They have a checkpoint.

Yeah. That's crazy. I say this is a time now for all of us to go with all our families and, like, our sandwiches in plastic bags and everything. It just roll over there. Let's brown it up. I used to go to this beach. And it's right next to a bunch of houses, and they used to always say it was private.

And they would want to kick us out. No way. So now I'm wondering if it really was. It was not, bro. Put a tent up and stay in the weekend. They just looked at your skin and said, that hurts. Yeah, that's messed up. They were like Maximo's already tan.

Get the hell out of here. You think so? Yeah. Sorry, Brokey, get out of here. Yeah. Went back. But that's what they count on. They count on people to just be like, oh, I feel out of place in the first place.

So now when they tell me this. I'm going to walk away and feel like I'm doing something wrong. But nobody, they don't count on people actually looking up the laws and being like, wait a minute, this is a public beach. You can't tell me none of that. You can't tell me any of that. I think we should have like some type of guide of what's public and what's private. Yeah. Like what, like legit, like not like the guy, like not listen to the people around there, but literally like here.

You could go here. You can't go here or whatever. And what would make it private that someone's houses on it? I believe so. Yeah. Like, what makes these things private anymore? All it is usually is like they have, you know, direct access to the beach, but that doesn't mean that's their beach.

Wow. You know what I'm saying? So it's like they have stairs that walk down or whatever. And it's like, oh, cool, I have direct access, but that doesn't mean you're the only one that has access to it, you know? And it does maybe feel weird for the people that, you know, they live there and then they have people hanging out in their, you know, backyard. Backyard, essentially.

But that's not really their backyard or else they would have to pay way more. That's God's yard. Exactly. God's Beach. I always thought that was her backyard because I would see it. I'm like, oh, that's cool. Yeah, they own the water. They don't want the water.

They don't own the sharks there. Yeah. No, they don't. At all. They don't own the Pacific Ocean. I remember even finding where all the swings are, like there's hidden swings and there's hidden like cool places to caves and stuff like that. And I was like, oh, I don't think I could go there.

It's a mouth of it's private. Yeah. But it's not, you guys. Don't let those signs or lack of signs fool you. It is hard to find out where to go, though. Yeah. Because you have to know someone that knows how to get there. Or yell.

Yelp, sometimes it has little secret treasures. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Take time. I gotta tell my other boo is, don't be hating. Yeah. You know what? There's also the ones of us that know how to get in and are like, dang, they found out.

This is public. Like, that they can come here too. Because it's like, we're gonna essentially ruin the spot. I get it. I understand. I understand. Don't burn the spot. Legit.

You want that like freedom and like that able, being able to roam around. I remember going to, what's the beach you can? Bonfire, I think it's Huntington. Yeah, Huntington, yeah. Yeah, and it was so far, and a low-key, our car, like, overheated and all of that on the way there. But it was, like, people were mad that, like, people, our homies were mad that we, like, took other people. Because they're like, do, you can't. Like, really?

Yeah. Because now all the fire pits are going to be taking. It's like, chill out. Sorry, Christopher Columbus. Yeah. I discovered a second first. Hey! Sambra Sala with a.

All right. Have you guys ever been a chishmosa been in people's business and then you get forced to snitch? Because you saw something you shouldn't have seen and then it's like, oh. That sounds like an incriminating question that I won't not answer. Or something. I didn't see say no, nothing. Okay. What if somebody tells you something? I don't know.

We're 105. We're 1059, not 6.9. All right. Well, check this out. This neighbor actually saw the neighbor's wife cheating. And so he went up to the neighbor and told them, hey, your wife is cheating. But it's funny because he goes up and there's like a whole video. He goes up to the neighbor's house and he goes through ring camera.

He's like, hey, buddy, like my Wi-Fi name is this name because he's trying to say anonymous. Right? Like, hey, I'm not going to stitch. Yeah, but I do live in your neighborhood. My Wi-Fi name. Oh, so he knows. Exactly. He's like, I live around here in the neighborhood.

But let me just tell you your wife is actually cheating. And so when he goes up, he's like trying to hide his face. he's using like the Wi-Fi name and this is what he tells him. I live in the neighborhood. Your wife is cheating. I don't know how you did not catch on, but every day when you leave for work in Nissan parks three houses down, walks up the side of your house, goes in your back door.

Your wife is smart, but she is unfa-fateful. Wow. Oh, a little back compliment. She is smart because she didn't bring him from the front because clearly they have a rain camera. So she brings him from the back and that's how he, he got cut up yep wow and it must be a brokey because it's someone that it has nothing to do during the day during the day true maybe he's jobless and that's why he's sneaking around with her

she brings him from the back and he from the back wow true that's true you have multiple rings yeah there should be a back door one too yeah I mean the ring on your finger should matter but oh we have one in the back we have one inside she's ignoring all the rings that's smart wow So, like, is he just neighborhood watch or something? I don't know. He probably, I mean, he probably feels bad for the guy. I mean, also he is being a little cheese muscle.

Very cheese muscle. I'm the type to mind my business. You feel me? I can see something happen. I'm legally blind. So have you seen, so on Netflix, they have that one show beef. Yeah. And it all starts with like a, like a road rage incident.

But then it gets all crazy. It's a really good, like, like, if you watch it if you haven't. But spoiler alert. Something happens. And a dude is messing around with the girl and literally goes to the video camera. And that's how he tells the husband. Like he's so upset like they had broken up or something or whatever. So he goes and he's like, hey, just so you know, I'm your wife.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. In the ring camera, yeah. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It happens.

It's going to be ring. Someone's going to be mad. There's going to be a breakup or someone else is going to find out. And it's going to happen to the ring. My only thing is, what if it's her that's on? I'm watching the ring. Oh, yeah. And then he's not, yeah.

She deleted the thing. Did the husband, like, greet him? No, he didn't greet him. So it's like, you ring the bell, you say that. And it's like, what if the wife found it? You're right. And you could delete stuff on ring. How do you know it?

No, she didn't do. Yeah, you can delete stuff, but this is not deleted because we're listening to it and watching. True. Oh, you're right. But that is the possibility. Yeah. Wow. That's crazy.

Yeah, it is crazy. I know. But see, it's something like that. You guys would have to snitch or you guys would say away. In some part. Like, if you're seeing something happy and then you're like, oh, should I tell him like, this is what happens for being nosy? Now I know. Are you going to keep it?

If he's my neighbor homie, probably, yeah. But they seem like they're not neighbors. I mean, they're not like homies. They're not homies. Yeah. Because they would have been like, he would have been like chat? Yeah. Or he would have told me, man.

Because I have neighbor homies on the block. But then there's also ones that I don't know that like I wouldn't even care to like no. that this car is here all the time yeah right like because then the neighbor homies the ones i say hi to you the ones like in our black i told you like during the holidays they give little like they go around and actually give you a present i'm like i don't even give some of my family present why he was giving me a present i'm your neighbor you don't know me true like they're really like that yeah but i wouldn't be able to tell them i yeah i mind my business way too much and and it's just like because then you get involved like if i know you i'm snitching on you though yeah well

that's what I was going to go to. I have. I've done it with my sisters. And I don't care. I'll do it again. Yeah. But I hope you guys know if I meet your girls. Yeah.

And I like your girls. And you do something stupid, I'm telling on you. So don't do it in front of me. Yeah, it's just guilt. You shouldn't do it at all. But true. But if you do it, it's just guilt. That's why I had to do with my sister because I saw her sneaking around with her boyfriend at

at the time. And she thought I wasn't seen, but I was seen. And she actually ended up running. So she wasn't cheating anything. No, but listen, listen. And so then she ran away or she didn't come back home. And my mom started, like, you know, getting really worried. She started crying.

How old was she? She was 18. Okay. But I was 11 at that time. But I saw my mom crying. I'm like, oh, should I tell her? Should I not? And I did have to tell her.

So I had a snitch. Wow. But it happened. I thought you were like, hey, she has a boyfriend. I'm going to tell you mom. And actually, my mom didn't even know that she had a boyfriend anything at that time. Oh, so you all do that. But, yeah.

You all keep your man's from your mom. Why your mom? You're talking about your sister betraying her. Look at what you're doing. Don't snitch on me. See? I'll snitching on me. Just don't snitch on me. That's hilarious.

You've never done it. You guys have never, the guys don't do it, guy code or what? I've never seen any of my friends cheat ever in my life. It doesn't have to be cheating, fool. Like it can be something else. Yeah, like you're just being that she smells and then, hey, I need to snitch. Okay, okay. This, okay.

This, I had to snitch kind of, but it was just, Because I was correcting somebody saying something wrong. This is crazy story. So I have a friend, an ex friend, that he's, like, scabbing people. Yeah. And then actually just yesterday, I found out that he told another one of the homies that his dad died. And so you told him his dad didn't really die. I had to tell him.

I was like, bro, that's-my-God. Yeah. Yeah, I was like, bro, that his dad is alive and well. Yeah. Damn, the bad, did you that fool put on his family? Yes. Off for money? That's a wild.

Bro, I just found that out. So I was like, bro, I'm not even the type to spread people's business, but I got to tell you his dad is alive and well. Like, I'm just like, that's all I have to share with you. Like, isn't that crazy? That's crazy. Isn't that like when someone cheats and they say their grandma pass or something? Yeah, like that's why they're fighting.

They're fighting people. I'm sorry, my grandma passed. You just led me to another girl. It never makes sense. Please respect me and my family in this dark time. Like, you're just like, what? Yeah, I stay snitching. It's a thing.

It's like, dude, come on. Yeah. I get it. Stitches on crushes, everything. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's true.

Like, I'm debating whether I tell it or not. Uh-oh. They can say anonymous. What time does Monica wake up? They can say anonymous. Let's call her Myra again. She just said her name. She just said her name.

So my sister, Myra. She'd been with her man forever. Like she had been with a man forever. I told you, like our favorite of her boyfriend, like high school sweetheart, all that stuff. But she was talking to, like, we lived in some, like, townhomes. And she was talking to our neighbor upstairs. And I saw how much this fool loved her. And I'm like, dude.

Like, so one time she was not ignoring, she was ignoring his call and I answered it. And then I was like, hey, she's upstairs. Oh. Oh. What? What? What? How old were you?

I want to know why your sister didn't want to talk to him. That was her man. She was ignoring him. Yeah, why? She was with the neighbor upstairs. Oh. Okay, okay, okay.

To sit there's four. Yeah, you're right. Wow. I was ignoring that little detail. Yeah, but hey, it worked out because she never ended up with that fool in the first and at the end of it. Yeah. And then now she has all my nieces and nephews.

Oh, so I worked out. Okay. See? I let her, I let her to. her future. You did. You did something good. You meddled and it worked out, I guess. But I think she's that way too with me. Like, we're really hard on each other. Like, you, you mess up. Like, I'm not going to. I'm telling you. Like, even my mom low key. I remember one time I got, like, caught up by the cops because I, like, I left the house to, like, go see my little boyfriend.

And then the cops brought me back home. And we had an older cousin that lived with us. Yeah. So she answered the door and she, like, let me in. And she's like, oh, sorry, officer. like uh and my mom is like it's good thing your cousin answered the door because i would told them to take you and i know my mom she would have like teach you a lesson yeah to do this i want to end up so it's a hard house that i grew up and yeah that's why i am how i am okay i i get it i get it now yeah i remember again none of you better do nothing in crimson because i will snitch i will call my l-a pd best friend dude he's okay what are these Perks for the informants.

Come on. What do I get? What's my reward? Yeah. What do I get? Maximo did it. Yo, one time my dad had a old Honda accord and he used to let us borrow it. And then me and my brother would share it, but mostly my brother. And then he found like herbal supplements hidden.

And I was in the car with it. He's like, hey, he's like, what is this? And I was like, it's the mon, Tony's. Oh. And then like, I snitched, but I instantly caught myself. I was like, damn, I didn't even hesitate. It was just like a reflex. It was a reflex.

It was because me and my brother would always, like, we'd one up ourselves. Like, I remember whenever he'd, like, mess with me, I would hit the closet, like, with my hand. And then he'd get in trouble. He'd like smack him on the head and stuff. It was great. So what's your favorite type of cheese, you rat? Oh. It's been a provolone, cheddar, Monterey, check?

I don't know. What are we sharing? All right. I don't think it counts if it's your sibling. No. Like, they're supposed to snitch on our siblings. It's part of having a sibling. You know what?

Your story actually triggered my story, and I snitched on my ex-friend, but she deserved it, and I'll do it again. It's because it was at one time where I took her to a family party. I think I've told you the story. I took her to a family party. And so she started being very. disrespectful towards my family we fed her we gave her drinks all that stuff and so she starts cursing at my family tell him like she got your family all that stuff like i hate you guys you guys are showoffs

whatever we take her home and she just gets my parents involved and i remember i got mad and i punched her and my sister took me away from there that scene wow was she hot no no no okay yeah anyway anyway so then i my parents wake up all that stuff she runs away who knows where she ends up but my parents were really worried because it was like 1 a.m. in the morning. She's like, no, we have to find her. I'm like, I don't care. Let her, anything can happen to her. Like, that's her problem. I don't care. Like, I'm done with her. And so we end up going to her house. We wake up her mom. It was like a whole scene, you guys. And I had to tell her on her mom like, hey, you know that your daughter's horrible and your daughter did this and your dad and I'm like, oh, and you know what? She has something

illegal and check her bed. Wow. Wow. I was done. And I told her. I'm like, she left my jacket. She left her jacket in my car I'm like here you go and I don't want anything to do with her Yeah and then that was real Yeah that was it You went hard Yeah because you don't mess with family

Because she was bringing me and my cousins She's like I want to call up my homies And they're gonna come and all of you guys Oh my God She was horrible Wow Yeah me too I haven't talked to her

Angie Can't demand that to have other friends I know I know That's moral of story You only need letty boom I know thank you All right I know we're not the only snitches

No we're not We got to hear your stories. That time you snitch, we're not going to judge you. We're just going to make fun of you, okay? Hit us up. 818. 52059. That's 818 52059.

You could say that was on myel. Oh, sorry. That was from Brasola. I don't say that anymore. Sorry. That was Sombrasola. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm Power 106.

Yes. Call us up. Power one of snitch. Let's get it. Like, why am I the bad guy for snitching on you for doing the bad thing. You're not. Think about it.

Think about it. Preach. Preach. Angie was showing us this doorbell or this ring camera like audio and video of this fool going to his neighbor's house to tell his neighbor, his wife is cheating on him. Let's go ahead and play the audio of that fool snitching. I live in the neighborhood. Your wife is cheating.

I don't know how you did not catch on, but every day when you leave for work in Nissan parks three houses down, walks up the side of your house, goes in your back door. Your wife is smart, but she is unpaidful. Very smart. Gave her a little bit of credit there. If it was a girl, you guys would be like, wow, that's messed up, don't do it. Oh, why did she go tell? That's why you don't trust.

Why she let her just cheat. Like, oh, my gosh, she's jealous. Yeah. No, I mean, I feel like a girl getting involved, like another girl probably wouldn't believe her. she'd be like she just wants my man no oh like jealousy yeah like why is she getting involved well she know about him

yeah how you know him how you know his name I'll probably have already suspected that car and she's like there's a car that pulls up like that's just with girls we just need confirmation there's a lot of girls right now that are on our suspect list there's a lot of girls right now that are on your girl's suspect list mental oh like a mental suspect list all they need is a little confirmation we're like oh that's the lead right

there. I knew I was right. Yeah, let me continue the investigation over there. That's funny. That's why you got to do some things sometimes to throw them off. Yeah, but we're not the only snitches up in here. Who we got on the line from Ontario? We have Michael.

Michael. Michael. What's going on, guys? Michael, you a snitch too or what's the? I'm sorry? Are you a snitch too? Yeah, I'm a fish. Talk about it.

What's the paperwork looking like? I, you know, really, I got to just tell you, you know, I'm a snitch. You know, I had to do what I had to do because, you know, my best friend back in the day, you know, he was coming at me sideways. And I told him, I was like, look, man, like, let's just chill out. You know, we're supposed to be boys and everything like that. But then, like you said earlier, you know, he started coming after my family.

And I was like, you know what? Okay, coming after my family, we can play this game. So then I went to his wife and I'm like, hey, this is where your husband's actually been the last, you know, couple of months. Oh. And she was like, you know when I stopped something? And I'm like, yeah, actually, here's some text messages you can look at it. Wow.

Wow. Wow. Wow. All you are we looking for is confirmation. Wow. Wow. Okay, do you feel bad about doing that? Like, after that, you guys weren't homies anymore, right?

Oh, no, I didn't feel bad at all. I smiled. Yeah. And before it came out your family. It's like, it's like, you know, you get that weight off of your chest. Boom. All this covering you had to do for him, all of that. I was lying.

Well, he was cute. He was my. best friend. You was my absolute best friend. We went through everything together. We went through junior high, high school, college. But that didn't matter when you were snitching on him with his wife, huh? That don't matter. No, hey, you come after someone's

family, that's it. That's not a deal breaker. Yeah, I was disrespect to you first, and then you went full. Yeah, why was he unfaithful in the first place? You know, he had to come in? You know what? That's something you'd have to ask. I might give you his number. Okay, Glenn. Say less.

It's beautiful to put you on hold, because we are going to get his number because there's more to the story. Find out next. Keep in here. Hey, shout out to that YG song, man. Oh yeah. Do you think? It's so much better in the summer. Whose phone just went off? I'm kicking you up. Was not me? Get her out. Get her out of here. Taking out for your phone and I'll look at me when I touch to you. Hey, I love that. I don't know. The trumpets do something in my ears. It's like a comfort. Yeah. Or maybe just reminds me in my childhood. Yeah. A little bit of both. All right. Irene, come back in here.

So we can talk about it. What's this face you give me? You don't give it to anybody else. That's not true. You don't give it to anybody else. Ask Maximil. I get him that face all the time. Okay, but see, he deserves it.

He deserves it. I deserve it. See? So you're giving me the same face you give Maximum. What does that say? It means that I'm concentrating. You're doing it again? Look at how you're looking at you.

I don't even know. You guys see the face? I don't see it. I don't see it. I'll be like, A. Irene did it and she just is like. She just, even if you're just listening, you know the face. Like her head, she just, she just, looks up with her eyes. She don't even move her head and it's like, what do you want?

I feel blind because I'm like, I've never seen this face. Shut up. I've known her for like six, seven years or something. Wow. What face is it? See that face, that face? That face? Yes, yes.

But Vic has seen it before. He's like so numb to like all my faces. Yeah. So you know there's a certain one. I guess. But like. It's okay. Just know that I know.

Oh my God. And you know that I know. Whatever. No, no, no, not enough. I don't even know. Does anybody have shoutouts? Yeah. Let's shout out to people.

Let's make someone's day. By the way, it's going to be really hot, like super hot. And then they're like thinking we're going to get into triple digits soon. So, yeah, yeah. So get ready for like the real heat and then be careful with the wildfire stuff. Yeah. We don't know what's going to be going to happen. I think, yeah.

Last week or last night, there was one in Castaic and one in chats where it. So these things are happening at night too. Already? I don't like that. Yeah. I got a shout out to Yola Correa. It's her birthday today, and she wanted to shout out. Happy birthday, Yola!

Happy birthday to you. Felis Cumplaños, a Tii. You have a shout out, A little fast feed underscore the barber. A little fast feed. Yeah, it's a sharp media, says, I look forward to hearing what you say in the mornings. Only you? Only you? Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Good. Can we hit the mouth? A little fast food in the morning. As a barber, what does that even mean? The barber. You're listening to the wrong people, homie. Is he a clipper fan?

Maybe the other fans. I hope so. Recruly all clipper fans. I think that's what it is. That would make more sense. I don't feel so bad anymore. All right. I have a shout out.

Shout out Claudia. She actually DM me if I can shout out her friend, Danny. Happy Blady. Happy Blady. Danny. And then also, Ari, to DM me as well. And she told me that her kids love the intro

to Sombra Sala. So shout up. Felix and Ariel. Just play the intro just for her game. Hey! Hey, what are you doing? Sambra Sala with Angie. There you go.

Felix and Ariel, that's for you. Yay. That's awesome. Okay. Nice. Rosecrans. Word on Rosecrans. What's the word?

Drake paid 10,000 per minute to keep his show going. Okay? During his second show in Detroit, on his, it's all a blur tour. Drake said he went over curfew. the city was charging him 10K per minute to keep his show going, which meant he would have had to pay $230,000. But according to the Detroit Free Press, the local newspaper, they said there is no curfew at Little Caesar's Arena.

So he was capped. Jake is such a liar. You don't need to lie. But I think he just made it a big deal. Freaking little bow out of it. This is my jet? Yes. No, it's not your jet.

So he told this to the crowd to hype him up, I'm assuming. You don't like to stay in this building It's part of the show He did it He did it. He did it. He did it. I don't care because I love you guys so much.

Yeah. So gas lighting is happening at Drake shows. Pretty much. Get right for that. But it worked. It's like the second verse of energy. Like,

all right, let's turn it up again. Yeah. I don't even think it's that much at other venues to go over. No. Yeah. I think he just pulled that number out. I know venues do have like once you hit that curfew.

Yeah. But not that much permanent. That's why we would have power houses. is Kelly Christmas. Oh, we cutting it off because we ain't paying that extra. That's it. Yeah. I just thought it was just like a flat fee.

I wasn't sure it was like a permanent thing. Yeah. No, it's, I mean, it was all a lie, apparently. But I think that that is like a thing. I think it is a flat fee though. Like if you go over a certain amount of time that you do have to do that. But it probably just sounded way more fly if they're like every minute. All right.

Well, let's get to the real problem with this Drake show. Did we figure out if it was an animatromic or if it was. It was a lookalike. Yeah, it's a lookalike. It's a boy. So Drake has like a, Drake has his younger self on stage with him. Yes. And everyone's like, oh, he has a hologram.

He has a hologram. And then they're like, no, because it hands him something. So it's an animatronic. It's an animatronic. Like, you know, like, Chuck Echee cheese when they're like just standing still and then they start moving around. But no, it's another person. Yeah.

It's a Drake double. I'm just like, where did they find this kid? Or did they call him? You guys are everywhere. You guys are everywhere. You guys are everywhere. If they need a lighter Drake. Right here in L.A.

No, the young Drake, man. The young Drake looked different. Yeah. Yeah. So, I mean. He looked like Degrassi Drake. Yeah. Because remember that other Drake?

That one, that was probably upset. The one that would do you do. Oh, yeah. I was right here. I was right here the whole time. He chose me. Yeah. Fake Drake.

But the way he was moving, though, it did seem like it was animatonic. Oh, like very robotic. Yeah. Yeah. But he was like part of the show. So I'm assuming he just had to just, that was his role. Like, by about. Like, this is rehearsal.

just knob in his head. Well, he needs to practice more because it seemed really off. Yeah, he seemed like a robot. Well, maybe so did Drake when he was young. No rhythm? Oh, you're right. I see. All I see is authenticity here, you guys.

He's like, hey, you got to remember. When I was 14, I had no rhythm. I had no rhythm. I couldn't move. It was really weird. It was super awkward. Boom. Got it.

Say less. Nailed it. Got you. There's also another part of the show that I've seen. We're like going to know the whole show by the time it comes to him. I know. Where he's low-key wearing like an apron. Like, he looks like he's,

making tacos. Yeah. They, like, they dubbed it with, like, Mexican music, like, when the Taco Man's taking your order, like, what do you want? Okay. When he comes to L.A., he's going to be outside Salinas hot dogs, too. I know. When he comes to L.A., he's going to boil heights.

You guys get everything. Yeah. Or he'll dress up like a cowboy since he's been doing that, too. Oh, hopefully. Hopefully. I can't, I already see it, Drake Alios tacos. Who started the hologram rumor? It looked like a hologo.

Bread like wildfire. It did, it did. It's a thing in hip-hop. Well, you know, it's just, you just need one post. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Man, bad thing. Hip-hop Ties page. That's how it started? All right, guys. EA sports and Marvel are working on a Black Panther video game. All right? So, EA has joined forces with Marvel to develop a new game for the Black Panther franchise. And a rep for the video game said, we're dedicated to delivering fans.

fans a definitive and authentic Black Panther experience and give them more agency and control over their narrative. And they're going to have the best Wakanda experience ever. All right. And it's a story-driven video game. So I'm super excited about that. That's cool. Yeah. I just hope they have a soundtrack.

Oh, no, it's going to be. No. It's going to be like, okay, if you've ever played Spider-Man on the new consoles, it's super dope, right? It's super like, it's the best game that they've ever made. And it's story mode, but they also have a. other like functions where you can play online with other people and stuff like that. Are games like app games on your phone or you have to pay for more stuff? Yeah, you can like get like skins and stuff.

Oh man. Things like that. Like outfits. Yeah. It does get expensive. Yeah. Because if I'm seeing story mode, that means you can build stuff. That means stuff costs money.

That means you take if you want this to look in a way. So you want a child that have a mask. Exactly. Pay for it. Yeah. So I think what I'm going to do is I'm probably going to buy the boy. a Black Panther game and then you could buy them all the extra stuff. I knew I hated it too.

Someone got them Roblox and I can't get off Roblox now. They're still on it? Yeah. What's the one? What game console is that one? For this one? Yeah. It's going to be for Xbox and PS5.

I'm so glad they're not there yet. Okay. Don't have those games yet. We'll get them there. We'll get them there. We'll pitch in. No, no, no. I can't wait.

They don't have that they're not asking for like the keyboards that are colored with the freaking. that's matching mouse and because they'll get it. Yeah. No, I got to tell them next time. I got to tell you. You know, you heard about this cool thing.

It's called PC gaming. You should get. We're doing that? We're doing that? We're doing that. No way. What's up? Diaz got some stuff to show you.

Your dad can afford it. Yeah. That'd be a good idea, right? Yeah. I really wish those, like, I remember when we're kids, literally I'm so old. But remember the Lion King game?

the video game was bomb. It was so good. Why? What happened? No, it was just good. You're just, you're Simba. Wow.

You're Simba. And I know it was like super like low grade tag and like graphics and stuff. But that was so good. So I can only imagine like this is some like kids favorite movies and they can be Tichala. They can be the Black Panther. It was going to be super cool. It just before like you just have to reach like a checkpoint and then you get things. Now it's like everything like in app purchases.

Dog, for the simple one, you got to jump these trees and it was really hard. You kind of get the jump? You ever play a video game and you can't just get the jump? Yes. And you're just hitting the button as hard as you can. And you think the game is like faulty. You're like, no, this game is broken because I can't figure it out.

Oh, the frustration. You're like binging the controller. Like, it's a controller's part. And then you just like abandon it like 20% into the game. Dude, I was with video on video games when like probably like two buttons did something crazy. Like if you did like A and B and that was super crazy. But now it's like a whole little movement. combination.

You know how you rotate this? Yeah. Damn. So shout out to kids. You guys. I'm excited for this video game. Crazy. All right, guys.

That was your word on Rosecrans. Brought to you by your local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Rose Krans, Vic for Brown Bag Mornings on Power 106. And keep it here because on the 45s, we got your four pack of tickets to Disney's California adventure. Yeah, we do. Let's up. This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.

Where are you from, Mese? Don't you know I'm local? All right, you guys. Have ever? wanted to run for office, like even in school. Did you ever run for office in school? I know, I didn't want to. I always thought they were nerds.

Yeah, I thought they were nerds. Well, we were, but that doesn't mean that we had from office, okay? So you wouldn't, like, you wouldn't ever want to be anything. No, secretary, no. That's more work, more time for me. I would have wanted to win, but. Okay. The humiliation of potentially losing would have been bad.

I would like to have been president, but I never tried. President of school? President of the United States. Yes. Oh. You know, since me and, you know, me and one of the former presidents have a really nice relationship with friends. Who, number 45? Oh, okay.

Yeah, 45. Okay. Wow. I always wanted to do the whole running thing with the posters and, like, getting people. Like, I want, like, my campaign speech. I'm going to help with, like, the lunches. You know, we all need better lunch. We need hot Cheetos back.

Yeah, we need that extra cookie. No more homework. Did we all run on the same agenda is what I'm saying? Yeah, yes. Okay. That's you, Hino, there. Even if you wanted to do it, you try really hard. Maybe you became something.

Maybe you want to be in that. Maybe you're even trying to join politics. Guess what? You are no longer going to be able to, like, even qualify anymore because the standard is set to dog levels, okay? At least in Palm Springs. Palm Springs now has its first canine mayor, a six-year-old petite Bassett Griffin-Vendine. I don't even know what the name of that type of dog is. What did you just say?

It has shaggy white and gray hair And it has been sworn in As Palm Springs first, Canine Mayor Oh, that's a cute dog It's a really cute dog Do I trust it to be the mayor of Maybe Palm Springs

Because really It's Palm Springs Yeah But the mayor of dogs I wanted to I wanted to hate on that dog so bad But it's actually pretty cute Damn and just

This is where we're at you guys Who cares about your career in politics Do you ain't no dog? Is it a coincidence evidence, however, that that dog has white fur. That's all I'm going to say. It's a white dog. My thing is, like, this is what dogs are doing now.

They're like, hey, they're trading us in at LAPD for the freaking robot dogs. We got to trade in some human offices. We got to get into a different sector. Yeah, we got to figure this out. Yo, it's going to be so easy to, like, trick these dogs into making bad decisions. You put a snack by something. He'd be like, choose this or this. He put the snack on this side.

That's what they do, the real politicians, too. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And then it's like, whoop, the dog said so, the mayor said so. Yeah. So this dog buddy, six years old, so six years old and dog years, it's like middle age. Like middle age? Six times seven? Forty two.

Yeah, sounds about right. Okay, he's 42 years. Oh, yeah, that they're older in age. So he wins a lot of these Westminster Kennel Club, dog shows, all that stuff. Yeah. So Palm Springs, he's like, you know what? We're going to give him a new type. for winning all that stuff and we just want to celebrate that we had the top dog living right here in

palm spring so we made him our first canine mayor that's crazy i'm just thinking that they're calling him top dog like come on i know that how much money is he making mr tith exists you guys tdd i'm just like the people of palm springs got they got to be white oh yeah and they're retired like literally all he's doing is making sure they're cool and it's it's palm spring so they're not it's really hot over there Imagine the dog food he's getting like presidential dog food. This is like some next level stuff. He only eats wet food. No dry food ever.

Ever. That's bad? Your dog's like wet food more. I mean, I think they like the wet food better. You guys do? Put it against us up. All right. That's like it's interesting, but it's also like kind of ridiculous and making a mockery of our political system.

Yeah, for sure. But what's new? Because there's a cat that's in my neighborhood, and it's the coolest cat ever. I don't, I get his name messed up, but I forgot it already. Whiskers? No, it's not whiskers. It's either, it's like one of two names. Like, it's like, for example, let's say it was Bernie or Ernie.

I don't know if it's one of the two, so I call him both. Bert and Ernie? Yeah, no, like he'll answer. It's either Ernie or Bernie, like, but he'll answer to both of them, right? Yeah. But I'm just like, this cat is so cool, walks around, says nice, says hi to everyone. Like he's a really cool cat. I'm not going to make him the mayor of the block.

It's not going to be like, we're not going to give him privileges. No, maybe treasure. He keeps a rats out. True. I don't know. You still come over. Wow. Wow.

Wow. I told him my brother. Wow. That was your sibling. That was your first instinct that makes it worse. No, not to the law. To my dad. That's worse.

That's worse. The police aren't going to hit him probably. You haven't seen the Mexican belts. How I have. Yeah. He got, your brother seen one. Yeah, because of you. Neither here nor there.

That was so you know I'm local. We love you guys. Power 106, LA's number one for him to five. Yeah. Keep in here because we got homey help line on the way. And this is crazy. We need some help. Our listeners have some problems.

But we're here for them. Yeah, we do. Because us too, we too have problems. We all do. Okay, and you're there for us, but we need you. So Big of Chilea 858. She's been seeing that like we're helping out people, and I think we helped out that we tried to help out that viral girl that was a cheater.

That she wanted her man back after like cheating on him because he wouldn't buy her expensive stuff. And then she's like, you know what? F helping cheaters, I have real problems, Chilea told us. I've been with my baby daddy since 2012. We got two boys, but he keeps getting locked up. I had a girl's trip coming up this month, but now I can't go because he's in jail. And obviously, I have to become the sole provider. I'm mad, annoyed, and full.

frustrated. Do I continue to wait and always have my plans change for him or do I leave him? Oh, this is good. Yeah, it is. Because clearly he just got locked up again. If she was like planning this like girls trip or what or did he get locked up in purpose, no way that it was going to make her not go anymore. He said try to drop him off now. Yeah, I'm going to rob someone. I'm going to rob someone. I'm going to jail so you don't go. He just checked in and he's like, I'm about to do a crime. He says, I've done a lot of crimes, lock me up. Yeah. Here's what I haven't confessed for.

I'll explain later. After the weekend. She's been with since 2012. They got kids together. And clearly she's been, like, she stood the test of time for a bit. Yeah. That's over a decade that she's been with him. And he's been in jail, dog.

Wow. And they always say, like, the true test of, like, if your girl's really there for you, go to jail, get locked up. See if she's, like, willing to, like, just sacrifice her whole life because you did something wrong. And be there for you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That's how I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Going to rat. I'm blacking out. I'm sorry, guys. But should she stay with her man or should she leave him? Okay?

He keeps getting locked up. They do have two kids together, but she's tired of it. She's tired of having to just keep in the sole provider whenever he gets locked up. Yeah. Who. Chime in on what you think. And if you have a story of your own, because we're talking about it next right here on Power 106. Hit us up.

All right, check this out, homie. If you need a homie, big doc. Or need some help. I'm tired of playing games, dogs. We need a line. Sackalabacita. Shush, shh, I mean, phone line. We got you for.

The homie help line. The home girl needs help. And we have to help her. Yeah. Because we helped that other girl that was a cheater. And then this home girl was like, hey, y'all need to stop helping cheaters. And you know, help me a girl with some real problems. The cheetes.

The cheetahs. The cheetahs. That's a good one. That makes me want a hachitos. He's like a hachittis. All right. Chella 858. Did she want to be anonymous, Angie?

I don't know. Too late now. She never said anything. Oh, okay. Hey, if you don't want us to put you on Blatchez, tell us to call you Myra. Myra's the new anonymous. One girl said I want to become anonymous.

Angie gave her the name Myra, and now everybody that's Anonymous is Myra. Which I like it. That's our Jane Doe. Yeah. It's good for everybody, but any Myra out there. For sure.

My not a miss. All right. So Myra said, I've been with my baby daddy since 2012. We got two boys, but he keeps getting locked up. I had a girl's trip coming up this month, but now I can't go because he's in jail. And obviously, I have to become the sole provider. I'm mad, annoyed, and frustrated. Do I continue to wait and always have my plans change for him, or do I leave?

First of all, Myra, you sound like a very, like, smart girl. You knew to say sole provider. Yeah. Yeah. She sounds responsible. Yeah, she sounds responsible. You know what you got to do. Yeah.

Yeah. She needs to leave it. She definitely chose up on you. Yeah. And he's probably also relying on you to hold it down. Oh, yeah. He brags. He'll be my rider, die.

He brags about you in jail to his homies like, yeah. My girl got a good job. She's a sole provider. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. She keeps getting like that. She's going to hold her down. She still stayed with me since 2012.

Not two kids. She don't care. Should? I think she knows what she should do. Yeah. She wants to hear it. She just wants to cover me. Yeah, I think she does.

She wants to go to her girl's trip and she wants to have fun and she wants to leave that man. So, Myra, home girl, do it. Yeah. That fool. I just, I censored myself. They've been together for 12 years. Maybe it's not easy because I've told you that fool. Okay.

You don't. Yours are very different. Ours are very different. I can't do it like Angie. I'm not from the mountains. I'm not from the mountains. That's so... I'm Mayan.

I'm mine. I'm far from water. Salvador. But I was saying she should leave him. She probably hasn't had fun because she's had kids. She has to be providing for him. She has to be staying along for him. It's like, fool.

He did not think about you when he got locked up. Be selfish, baby, girl. Have fun. Go out with you, girl. Actually, I concur. I think that he did think about her when he got locked up. I think he did that on purpose. She had a girl's trip coming up.

He's just like, you know what? No, lock me up. Lock me up. I don't want her to get a sitter. Look, one time, I got to share this. One time my dad and my mom were like arguing, they were like, about to give a divorce in a couple years. We didn't know that.

But my mom was about to go out. and then my dad was like, oh yeah, and then he hid. He disappeared, but he didn't go anywhere because his car was there. He went into. So she couldn't find him to leave you guys with him. Exactly. He went into my grandpa's truck. Yeah.

And he slept in there, locked himself in there. Nobody could find him for hours. We're like, dude, where my dad? And then my mom couldn't go out because my dad wasn't there. And she was like, dude, what I do? And then it started like, let's look for Siki. It was just like a whole thing. And then, like, later on I realize, I'm like, that's a tactic.

That's a tactic. That's the ultimate hide-and-seek. He was. Hide on a seek one. So that's like, that tells you enough that it's like men will go to lengths. Yeah. So that their girls don't have fun. That's crazy.

I have this little motto sometimes. You deserve what you put up with. You are choosing this. Yeah. Because you put up with it. And putting up with it doesn't mean like you got to, it's over it, if whatever, right? You also have to put those, like, I can't stay with you if you keep doing this. I love you.

I don't want to split up, but we got to change some things. What is it? Right? Otherwise, you're just going to allow the behavior to continue and then, hey, you're choosing now. Yeah. There's a life you chose. That's right. Yeah.

See? So she should leave them, huh? I think so. Oh, yeah. I don't know because there's kids involved. Yeah, like the children are like, oh yeah. No, I'm thinking like, girl, have fun. Go live your life.

Yeah. Forget him. He's already not. And I'm like really sad because she must not have like people in her family that she could leave the kids with. Yeah. Yeah. But I do think there always needs to be a balance, especially when you're a parent about making sure you give yourself time to have fun and decompress. I think it's important for life.

Yeah. And for your own sanity. Exactly. Yeah, but you do it too much. Me? Yeah. I live it. Yeah, I know.

Like, you're on vacation every other day, dog. Like, chill out. Once a season, please. No, no, no. All right. All right. All right, All right. We have.

Armando from Van Nuice. Armando from Van Nuisance. Online one. Online number one. Hello, hello. Mondo. What should Myra do? I think, to be honest, man.

Hey, I respect all relationships. But if it's causing so much, much in you guys' life, especially with kids, leave that food, man. He doesn't want to learn. He doesn't want to learn. Hey, man, you learn the hard way. Yeah. You know, they leave each other.

He's gone. He's going to be the one suffering. She's going to be the one having a good time because she's not the one doing all the problems in the relationship, you know? So it's like, he's the one causing all this stress upon their family. You know what I mean? So I feel like she should leave that food and have a good time, man. Yeah.

I respect I respect everything, but you know what, like, have a good time, man. You have a life as well, you know, you're not the only one. What if he's like, dude, this is the time that I needed you the most. Like, I'm locked up. Like, I need you. Okay. One time, one time, I get it. Because I've been locked up too, man.

You know what I mean? So therefore, one time, the first time, you're going to be there no matter what. Yeah. But if you're constantly doing that and taking advantage of the situation, then no, man. Yeah. You need to learn, man. Learn the hard way. And that's, to be honest

Leave that, man. Leave them. I had to get out of my own. I had to get out of a relationship myself because we were causing harm against towards each other. You know? Let's go, Mando. You know, so, hey, man.

What was it? Where were you at? Twin Towers? Was it the 1 by 6 flags? What was it? No, I was in Central jail. Central? If you could yelp it, how many stars would you give it?

Yeah, rated. No, for real. Let's eat. I don't know, man. Restaurants, you can only Yelp if you've been there. Like, I haven't been there, so I don't know. What's the customer service like?

Hey, you got to make the best out of it. I'll tell you that much. You know what I mean? You got to make the best out of it because you can't do anything about it, man. You're in there. You got to, you know, like, hey. And that case, if you're in there for a long, long time,

man, you've got to give it five stars. Five stars. We're in here. Wait, I got to learn to love it. All right. I like that. Yeah, you got to learn to love it, man. So, hey, man, no place to be.

No place to be. To be, I'll tell you that much. Or to go back to. Yep. Yeah. This girl's baby daddy must love it there because he can come back. Yeah, he must love it there. The meals must be super good. That ostrich, boom.

Not even the meals. He must be, uh, I. Yeah. Give me some. Chon, chong. Oh. Hey, that's good advice. So you need to learn what he's like in there.

Yeah. I gave it a two and a half stars. You gave it, you went to the Men Central? Yeah. You did? Yeah, two and a half. How? We'll talk about that later.

No, talk about it now, fool. What'd you do? We're out here helping Myra. No, you're better at. What's the two stars for it? What's the two stars for? You're mad? Two and a half star is just because the homies looked out.

The homies look out. Wait, the two and a half star is good? Yeah. It's like a- What's the food like, dog? Terrible. Terrible. What gave it one star?

What gave it like the first star? Like, what's the pros? The homies look out. The homies looked up. They were gentle? Yeah. They were gentle. What were gentle?

What was? store like did the store have like cool stuff i mean it's i want to know this stuff it's really cool i just thought like where i was at people looked out and then uh it was cool like yeah what's that spread tastes like fire fire what is it's a it's a big's mine is a yo it's food isn't it this one needs to go it's less same big less than vix is men central jail right now call your home girl yeah he assaulted me All right, check this out, homie. If you need a homie,

I need a homie big dog. Or need some help. I'm tired of playing games, dogs. We need a line. Sakalabasita. Shush, shh, I mean, phone line. We got you full. The homie helpline.

All right, we need to help the home girl, Myra out because she don't even have anybody to watch her kids. Yes. Except her baby daddy, but her baby dies in jail. And you can't drop them up there. Yeah, so she needs us. Yeah. Okay.

Maybe she needs us as sitters. No. No, don't be. Don't be volunteering. Don't be volunteering. I got a, damn. I got an itinerary this weekend. Wow.

Okay. So we call her Meyer, right? Yeah. Myra is the name we give when you're anonymous. Yeah. Because we like it. She said, I've been with my baby daddy since 2012. We got two boys.

He keeps getting locked up, though. And I had a girl's trip that was coming up. Now I can't go because this was in jail. Obviously, I have to be the sole provider. I'm mad, annoyed, and frustrated. Do I continue to wait and always have my plans change for him, or do I leave him? It seems like a lot of her plans always should. change for this world getting locked up.

He goes on the kitchen first. You know what it is? You know what it always seems like he makes plans with her. You know baby girl when I get out, we're going to do this and then we're going to go. We're going to go cabin in Paris. No, not Paris. France. Paris.

It's like Paris. I got you. We can go to Vegas. We're going to do this. Blah, blah, blah. Right? And notice she didn't say her husband. So they've been together 10 plus years.

Another scamsimo over here. No ring. No ring. Yeah. If you're going to get locked up, lock her in. Yeah. Like her for real. Give her a ring.

Give her something to look forward to. Have her plan your wedding or something. Yeah. She really can't leave. But like give her something to look forward to not just get her plans canceled because of you. Yeah. So she's up in the air about it. We had that for Mando.

He's been to Central Jail before. He's like, look, I went in there and I changed my ways. And I was even with someone that was too toxic. And I knew we had her like. We weren't good for each other, which is very commendable. Yeah. Because usually you stay like in that cycle and stuff like that. But we even had the law call us, huh?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So somebody, a cop called, she wanted to go by G. Whoa. Oh, now they have it. This is real suspicious. Probably going to tell you. She was saying that throughout her career, obviously, like she's seen a lot of similar cases.

And a lot of women say that, oh, I'm going to stay with my husband or boyfriend or or baby daddy, whatever, for the kids. And you think that you are doing the right? thing because you know you just want to want to keep the family whole and stuff but you're just showing your kids that oh it's okay to make a mistake because it is okay to make mistakes but however like you're allowing them to see like okay you're just going to go to jail and then you're starting a new cycle and you don't realize how bad it traumatizes the kids because then their dad's not there and it's just like oh okay well my dad's just in jail yeah and it shows them that part of life

because yeah kids look up to dads yeah you can have to the most messed up dad but you love that phone and you look up to that phone and then you're seeing the lifestyle it may have seen more appealing than it would if that wasn't part of his lifestyle like you wouldn't choose to want to be in these places right but if you see pops go through it now it becomes an option a possibility maybe maybe even you aspire to be like that like worst case scenario yeah that's what she said she said that like it's not bad to go to jail because obviously you're you're going to to jail to fix something to yeah to pay your debts to pay your debts to your mistakes to society right But a lot of people, it becomes a habit.

And then the kids think like, oh, okay, it's okay for me to fall into that same habit. Because my mom supported me. So you would support my dad, but not me. And it's a whole new cycle. And I was like, damn, I never thought about it that way. Dang. And then the cop hung up. Yeah, the shit hung up.

She probably went to go arrest somebody. She probably did. That's crazy. All right. No, it's all true. Right. C.C. We have Desire from Pomona.

Desire. Wow. Wow. Wow. What you look like? Desire. From Pete Town. Oh, what's up, baby.

What's up, baby? Good morning, good morning. What are you doing, Desire? Besides being my fire. I just clocked in. Was it clocked in or clocked out? I'm clocked in, baby. Okay, Desire, what are you doing?

Clock into what? Where do you work? Whisper to Vic and say. I want to know. I'm a surgical tech. You're a surgery. She's making that money. All right, all right, let's stop this up.

On the whole topic, she should leave him because no matter what, he's always going to mess up on her. And she needs to know that there is more out there. Somebody will love her and take care of her and her two kids. It's easier said than done. But when she gets to that point past the sadness, she's going to live. And people get comfortable with people for so long. Having kids, you don't got to stay with somebody just because you have kids. Sometimes it does more damage.

True. You know, so she should leave him. There's so much more out there and she'll be happier. Because why are you going to keep putting up with the same old thing? You know? I'm not saying they have a bad relationship or anything. But if she's thinking about leaving him, that's already one red flag for yourself. Like, you're already thinking about it.

Yeah. That's how I feel about it. I was in a really ugly relationship for seven years and I pulled myself out of it. And I got two boys. Oh, because he didn't pull out. It's not impossible. And. You pulled yourself out.

Yeah, it's not impossible. She should just leave him. Is he going to, if the tables return, will he hold it down for her? No, he won't. You're right. You're right. And honestly, like, and not to is on people that are locked up because some of you guys are really good fools and like you really need someone to hold it down. But some of you have pen pals.

And some of you are doing. like talking to have five home girls that you're having be ride or dies back home. For sure. I've been there. Okay. And he'll probably lose his head with two kids. Moms know how to hold it down with two kids.

And juggle everything. He'll lose his head. Yep. Hey, Desire, can you just say brown morning? Like, in your voice? Yeah. Brown bag morning. Oh!

I'm not so sorry. Keep her on the line. Hold on. Keep her on the line. Hold on. I'd just like to shout out Desire, desire for making all our mornings. Desire.

You know what was crazy? I was thinking like nobody's going to call in and say like for our girl Myra from the Homi Helpline to stay where her man is going to jail, right? But then I also remember like the buses that go to jail listen to us. Oh yeah. And it's probably a bus full of dudes like, stay with him. Please don't leave me. Don't quit.

Don't listen. We're not the same. Yeah, we're all the same. He'll change. By the way, shut out of the buses. We know you don't have a phone to call us, but shout out to you guys. Have a good time while you're in there. We'll see you on when you're out.

Yeah, call those on your own. Love to you. Yes. And we hope she stays with you. For real. That was a here, Myra. Oh, that's sad. I know.

Who was it that your homie drives one of the buses? My brother-in-law. Yeah. Yeah, my brother-in-law drives the buses. Drives the buses and was like, hey, we listen to you. That's fire, huh? Oh, my God. Tell them send a kite.

Yeah, send a kite. All that good stuff. Shout to you. Enjoy the spread. It's really good in jail, I hear. I heard that too. Yeah, I heard that too. And spread is food.

Yes. Oh, yeah. I thought something. I know you did. Yeah. It's a mix of different ingredients. It's like chips and stuff. Okay.

Oh, it's all can. Yeah. Sometimes when a fool gets out, he still does it even though he doesn't need to. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a thing. Yeah.

I have a home to, I went to his house. Hey, I got some spread if you want some. I guess like, no. It's like to survive. You didn't do that. Me too. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I was like, you don't need to do that no more. And he's like, sometimes I'm craving. And I'm like, that's weird. Yeah. It's a thing. It's a thing. Like, la mal a vida.

All right, you fools. It's time for Simper Pimp. Ooh. All right. Leading up to Simper the Week that we give away every Friday to the Simpiest Fool of the Week. Yep. We have nominees. That's right.

This nominee comes to us from, is he from Chicago? No. He just played for Chicago. Yeah, he's from Texas. He's from Texas? Yeah. Wow. And he's a legend.

Dennis Rodman. Yeah. The Dennis Rodman. What did he do, Angie? I don't know. No, like, what did he do? Oh, okay. Oh, you don't know who Dennis Rodman is?

No, I just read Dennis Rodman. You don't know who Dennis Rodman is. NBA player, he's 62. He's not just like, he has NBA player. He's a cultural. He has green hair. He has a cultural icon, Angie. Much more than an NBA player.

And he's a hall of famer, not just the NBA player. Damn, there's people in the world that don't know. That's crazy. I don't expect you to know, like, Dennis Robin's score, stuff like that. You know he played for the NBA. No, I didn't. He's not. He's not. You're right, but he's iconic in his own right.

He's one of the only Americans allowed in North Korea. In North Korea. He's Kim Jong-un's homie. He dated Madonna. Yeah, he married Harmon Elektra and he wore the wedding dress. You guys are talking about times that I wasn't even. No, you were. We were the same needs.

Do you know Michael Jordan? Yeah. Okay, same kind of vibes. He's not MJ. He's not Michael Jordan. He's the one that stood out because of his hair and because of his wild style. Okay. Yeah, he looked like the bull in Chicago Bulls.

He does look like a boy. He has green hair. You're right. Yeah, and he has his nose piercing. You've never seen that for in your life. No, like I saw his name. I'm like, who is this fool? Like, I thought it was like a random guy.

No. He's a cultural icon. Yeah, because that's what's crazy. It's like there's people that you don't need to know, again, like, there's stats or why they're great, but you just know that they're great. I don't. Yes. And Dennis Rodman is one of them. No, this is the first time I'm seeing his picture, his name. That's crazy.

Okay, but what? No, no, no, it's good. It's good. The bulls, the pistons, the Lakers. Yeah. The Lakers. Yeah. But his off the court, like, influence. Yeah, his shenanigan. Yeah. I feel like even for like NBA players, the way that he was, it's like, he was like a, not I want to say influencer, but you know how we know them outside of what they do. Yeah. Like, that's what we know him for. Like we know who he was dating.

We know like what he wore. People weren't like that before. You just did your job. You were just an NBA player. And we knew you for your game. For him, we knew all the other stuff. He once left a playoff series

to go party in Vegas for 48 hours. And then Michael Jordan had to pull him out to take him back home. Yeah. Okay, so he's a fun time. Yes. The fun is time. But you know him as a simp, which is crazy.

I do. Yeah. Okay. What are you guys? So apparently, because I read the headline, and says Dennis Raman gets a huge tattoo of his girlfriend, Yalla, Yala, on his face, like right on his cheek. And it's not even, like, a great tattoo of her.

Somebody had a shaky hand while they're doing. You're lying. And it's a real one. It's a real one. Nope. You know what the worst thing is? They chose the photo with the filter. Extreme filters.

Yes. Oh. Right on his cheek, too. Yeah. It's crazy. And he's like, I guess he's an NBA player or something. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh no. That's the worst photo. It's a real tattoo, you guys. Yeah. You know what it made me think, though? That, like, you know when you were, you guys remember, like, in school, last few days, you kind of cared less? Yeah. That's like what I feel like what he's doing in his face is like, I'm getting older.

Who cares about this face? You know, I'm about to, you know, 20, 30 years from now, you know, nearing towards the end. Yeah, and let's add the photo on Brownback Morning's. Oh, yeah. So what I like about the photo is I'm not wishing them bad. I'm not wishing them a breakup. But if they wore to break up, he like didn't fill it in. Like, so it's like, it loki is stenciled.

So it could turn into a butterfly. Look at it. Look at it. How do you cover that? It could turn into a butterfly. I don't know. Like the hair, like all of that. Like that could be trees maybe.

Like a heart maybe later. The eyes could be the butterfly wings. But it's not even a little tattoo. It's like a huge tattoo. But what I'm saying is he's giving it space. Like he didn't do the crazy feeling. There's no color. Like he could, I'm just saying.

There's room for cover-up if you need to. And anything happens. Because supposedly it says that she told him not to do it. And he still did. And he still did. He said, no, babe, I want to. He's like, why not? Oh, he's a sim.

Wow. I think we found her symbol of the week already. It's only Tuesday. Yeah. On the cheek is crazy. Give Madonna tatted on your face at least. Who's yellow, yellow, yela? He said, I thank her for loving me the way I am, and that's why I did it for her.

Oh, that's beautiful. Why are you laughing? Because it's so, it's horrible. Yeah. Then tattoo a quote, not her face. Yeah. I know. I'm thinking this.

Is it kind of pimp? Because it is Rodman, right? And a tattoo to him is probably like a piercing. Like it doesn't matter. Yeah. And he has crazy. Just like, go ahead, whatever. But it's on his face, on his cheek.

So he can't even miss it. What happened to people just being normal and getting lips tattooed on their neck? Okay. Cholo culture, all right? Okay. See, the thing about Rodman is like he's shocked us his whole lot. Like, again, he wore the wedding dress to his. his wedding with Carmen Electra.

He's always had crazy hair. It has to be a one-up. To him, it's like, how can I top all the crazy? Like, I'm shocked. I'm shocked to him. I don't think you could be shocked. This foot went to North Korea. Yeah.

What could shock you more? That's true. This. Yeah. Maybe she was like, hey, like, we should get married and he's like, no, I'll do you want better. Yeah. This is forever.

That's just a piece of paper. Yeah. And when you kiss me on the cheek, you're kissing yourself because you're so beautiful. Wow. He's simping. He's simping. I don't even think, honestly, we open this up to your votes, but, like, man. We're just going to, yeah, we're just going to veto.

This is, this is. He is, uh, in the lead. Nominate him. Yeah. Definitely. Definitely. Definitely. And then Brownback, yeah, Brian back morning is 106 if you want to look at it for yourself.

It is crazy, dog. And then also, if you see the butterfly that I see, let me know. That's funny, because you can almost turn anything into a butterfly. True. Did he? Isn't it a game's butterfly? Isn't it a cover up? Game has a butterfly on his face.

It was in L.A. No? Opposite way. It was a butterfly. And then he turned it to L.A. He turned it into L.A. A big chunky L.A. So he turns this into a butterfly.

Then it could be a big old L.A. There's just options. What I'm saying is there's options. Yeah. But we got to do it to him. Simp. Simp. Simp.

Simps. Simps. Simps. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Ese? Don't you know I'm local? Okay.

Usually when the Dodgers or a Dodger hits, 11 home runs were celebrated. we're celebrating. Yeah. Not today. Nope. Not yesterday. The Home Run Derby,

the MLB, Home Run Derby went down. Our guy, Muki Betts, he was in there and he hit 11 home runs. That's so sad that that's not nice

and happy and we're not celebrating. Not at all yet. Because it won't do it. 11 home runs is nothing essentially. Really? No. Yeah. Not for a home run.

No. So what's like the norm? Some players hit 23, upwards of 20. Yeah. In one round. He's still better than all of us. Oh, yeah.

Absolutely. He definitely is better than all of us. And you know, it's crazy that Mookiee Betz's mom knew it wasn't going to happen. So Mookie Betz says that when he told his mom, you know, like, I'm going to be in the home run derby. She made sure to let him know she was skeptical about how he'd fare against some of the league's most premier power hitters. Oh, yeah. And she was right. Yeah. The thing is, Mookie Betz is one of the best players in baseball. But he's not a home run hitter necessarily. He's not a power. hitter. He's a great hitter that it might go over the fence because he's so so good. Yeah. Once in a while, he hits a lot of doubles, you know, triples sometimes. All around player. All around player, five to a player. But yeah, he was playing against Vladdy Guerrero Jr. Yeah. He was playing against the best. And Vladdy Guerrero Jr. won. His father's won before?

Yep. Yeah. His father was a beast. What? Yeah. Okay. He played for the angels. He played for the angels. Yeah. And the expose. Who is this fool? He's a good. He's a good. He's a good. Go? He's a little mini- No, who's Vladimir? Vladimir. Yeah. He was this player.

And why's his name is Vladimir? So, so cool. He's, I think he's Venezuelan. I don't think he's Dominican. I think he's Venezuelan. He was a player that play, you know how everybody has batting gloves and batting sleeves and all this stuff? Like they're all, he would play with no gloves on and he would just mash it.

Boom, boom, boom. He was one of the best players I've ever seen on my own two eyes. Oh, my God. He's actually Dominican. Oh, he's Dominican. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But he was a beast.

Yeah. Beast. Okay. And his son is just as much of a beast, if not more. He's one of the best hitters in baseball. It says Guerrero prevailed with a 25-23 win in the final round. So he hit 25. Yes.

And the final round. In the final round only. And then Nuki did. No, but Betts did 11. Yeah. Do they get participation trophies? No, but. Because I can't even hit one, you guys.

I know. But I think Mookie probably tried to do it. Why did they let him in there? I think he wanted to do it. Okay, okay. Just because like a, it's kind of like a bucket list thing. Got you. But you can just want to do it and then you can do it?

Well, if you're Mookie Bets, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, like there's no qualifier. Yeah, you have to hit like a certain amount of home runs or something, but also he's top of the food chain that M&B if he makes a call and says, hey, I want to be in it. They're not going to tell him no. Oh, okay.

Okay. Okay. I wouldn't have voted in. Could we have sent another, could we have sent another Dodger? We should have sent him. Freddie Freeman. Yeah. More than like that.

Who does, has the best walk-up songs, right? Yeah. Even JD Martinez. JD, he's had like 22 home runs the season already. Oh, okay. But we sent Mookie. Yeah,

Mookie should have made the call and be like, yo, send my homie. Mookie. Mookie said, no, it's my time. I like, oh, me, my mom. She knew. My love. My sweet little boy.

She said maybe it feels a doubles contest. Yeah. You got to the Moby. Be happy for that. No, Mookie Bets is a great player. I literally saw like 11 home runs. I'm like, wow, let's go. And then you guys are like, yeah, it was bad.

And I was like, wait. But the good thing is, Mookie didn't hit any kids with his fly ball. Oh, you guys are butt. Like Vladimir Guerrero did. Okay, so there's kids in the outfield. Yes, they're shagging fly balls. And they're just there for- Trying to catch them. And they're wearing pink shirts.

Like, they're there with the gloves and all of that. I'm jealous of those kids. I don't know how you can get to be a part of that. I wish I knew. Even the kids that run out with the players for the bases stuff. Yeah. I'm like, how does that happen? Where do we sign up for that?

Secret club or something. Yeah, super secret clubs for all that. rich people. It is. Figured out. And then what happened, Vic? So Vladdy hit a line drive to the outfield. It didn't go over the fence.

It went into some kids' face. And everyone is blaming the kids. All the comments online, we got to put this video up too on Brownback Mornings 106. Irene, if that's okay with you, it's fine. Okay, thank you. Because she gives me this look like, oh, my, I'm just not going to look at you anymore. You're making it worse. You're making it worse.

Now I'm getting ignored. Okay. Okay, well, so the video is like the boggles into the field, and then the kid, he has his mitt up. They all have made. It's a cute little kid. And he probably is seeing like, wow, blah, it's coming to me. It's coming to me.

And it just hits him in the face. Then he saw stars. And then he saw stars. And all the comments are like, you should have put kids in there that can catch balls. And they're like, all that stuff. It's like, keep your head up, kid. We won't happen next time, will it? Even in the room, all the fools in the room are like dissing the kid.

Except big. Yeah, yeah. I have a side. Sci-Fi and Maximo are like, yeah. I just said that he watched Sandla and his favorite character was smalls instead of picking Benny. And then you were like, and then you were like, if that was Little Max that got hit, you would tell him he's a loser. No, I said he would have caught it, but now I'd be like, get him off the field. Whose kid is that?

What? You're walking home. How old is this kid or how old is? He must have been like a preteen or something. Yeah. Oh, he's old. He looks so. Oh, my.

I thought he was sick. No, he's getting a 100 mile per hour. No, no, no. Ball hit at him. Exactly, but you know what you're in there for. You know there's going to be a ball. I actually, to be honest, to be honest, it's probably his parents' dream, not his dream. It was a pup fly.

It was not. It was a live drive. I don't know what these pop lines, all this stuff. Okay. The fly was just popped in the air. But this is a thing. Okay, have you ever caught a ball on the outfield, right? Yes.

What if the sun's in your face? You don't know where the ball. That happens, okay? These kids aren't pro. baseball players. And then, like you said, this is Vladimir. So if he knows anything about baseball, he knows like, this is the guy.

Like, oh, my God, it's coming to me. Oh, my gosh. It's right here in my face. You don't expect it to come as fast in your face as you. Wait, wait. I'm just, yeah. What are you talking about? Anyway.

But you get what I was saying. Yes, I understand. You don't expect it. You're shocked. No, and the thing is that, like, it can literally, the way baseball works, you can literally look to your right for a split second and it comes here on your left side. On the wind.

It just, it's just like, it comes in your peripheral and you, You don't even see it coming. Poor little loser. That kid gets no mercy besides for me and Big. And that's because if it was Little Vick, we feel bad. But also, I played baseball, and I know how those things can happen. You can be tracking a ball and it still hit you in the face. Because you move your glove to the side, the wind moves it.

Anything can happen. You probably stuck. I know. I was really good. I see. I know. I trust him. No, I was really good.

I don't trust him. I don't trust him either. The way he skips, there ain't no way he's good. You should have seen me back in my heyday, all right? I didn't need a skip, skip. You didn't skip the way you caught a ball. No, they tried to skip me when I was up at the plate, homie. Yeah, how about that?

How about that? Yeah, how about he hit him? He ran like Travis got to the base. Bigg, let's take him all out. Yes. No, no. Press it. No, you guys are getting kicked out for a meeting.

Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Do it. You are your choice. Side-fi. Cut on yourself. That's crazy.

That's crazy. You're not going to press it? Don't do it. Press it. Stephen. Go to ignore. Press it. Get out.

Get out. Step, step, sit. You got to be mercy on children. And stay out. You too, Irene, not looking at me.

That's what you guys get. Poor little kid, man. Doesn't it feel more free and, like, good people in here now that it just me and you? 100 mile per hour fastball. And they're talking about, oh, stupid kid. Oh, no, no.

Stay out. I don't need you. I can run aboard. I can run the board. I can press buttons. Look, let's play a song. He's 5106. Let's never want for hip hop.

Oh my gosh, man. What do we do with this world? The youth are the future, man. It's a very special day today, you guys. Oh, yeah. It's a hot day. It's a hot summer day. I love that this day falls on this time, the summer.

Yes, every time. It's 7-Eleven, you guys. That means it's a free slurpy day at 7-Eleven. That's right, my friends. No, did they not. They didn't give us free slurpees, but I think you can go. Yeah. You go and, like, get a little one.

From 7 to 11. Oh, that makes sense. I love it. Great marketing, great marketing. Barbie, pay attention. Because I'm a movie. Jesus. All right, but 7-Eleven is having their 7-Eleven day, free slurpery day, all that good stuff.

And we're like, hey, we should celebrate it. Yeah. Let's have a slurp contest. Hey, yo. Yeah, y'er. So we are going to have a slurp contest, okay? This is going to be the best thing ever. And instead of being called her 10.

for the Disney tickets, you got to choose the winner of the slurp contest. Okay, so this is how it's going to go down. We just made up the rules. We're each going to have two slurpable liquids. I don't know if they're liquids or not. I even got them. And she's mad at me, so I think they're going to be really bad. I'm nervous.

So we're going to have two in front of us, okay? One's going to be something cool, something probably like ice cream, right? And then there's going to be something gross, like mayonnaise or like. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So you're going to call in. Choose your fighter. Okay?

Are you choosing me, Vic, Angie, Maximo, Irene. We're your options, okay? And when we get on the line with you, we're going to tell you, hey, I have this in front of me and I have this in front of me. I'm not going to tell you if it's on my right or on my left. You're going to choose which cup I drink out of and which cup we all drink out of. Damn. Then we're all going to race, okay? Whoever finishes their slurpy drink first.

Their caller wins the tickets, okay? We good? I love games. Oh my God, it just came up with this. Yeah, you're really good coming up this. My gosh.

I couldn't make hunger games and all that stuff. Like, if you need me to like do the, like the death games. Oh, let me know. Like, whatever.

Yeah. I'm sick of these party games. I want to do death ones. Let's play some real stuff. Yeah. Raise the stakes. Play with people's lives. Squid games.

Dude, you could totally be jigsaw. I feel like I could do it. Wow. What? They called me jigsaw before you, but because of my cheeks. I wasn't even talking about that.

Yeah, but that's not even a bad thing. That's what you trick are. Like, those are high cheeks. I wasn't talking about that. I was talking about, do you want to play a game? Vic. Yeah.

Wow. Okay, anyways. All right. 818 52059. Pick your player, okay? Leti, Vic, Angie, Maximo, or Irene.

Whoa, that looks like urine. That looks like urine. That looks like Fabulous. I know, it looks like Faboloso. Hold on. You're trying to kill me. That looks like urine. Maximo is bringing in the cups.

Oh, no. Like I said. There's going to be two cups in front of us on the right side and on the left side. Collar, you're going to choose which one we go towards and then we're going to have a race. It's 5106. It's a national slurpy day because 7-11 day. It's 7-11 July 11th. Freaking cool.

I love it. Are 7-11 is called 7-11 because of that? I don't know. The only store opened from 7 a.m. to 11 p.m. For real? But now they're 24 hours. Wow. My guy has the coolest bits of information.

Most random, too. Yes. I love it. No, they're useful now. Very useful. Yes. So it's national slurping and we're a room full of big gulps, you know what I'm saying. That's right.

Shout out I mean. Yeah, I was going to do the noise by. So we have a slurp contest. All right. In front of each of us, we have two cups full of stuff that we're going to slurp, okay? Yep. On one, we're going to have one on our right and one on our left. Okay?

We're not going to tell you which one, but we got collars on the line that each have a player, a dog in the race, okay? And they're going to be low-key. our teammates, they're going to tell us to go right or go left, but they don't know what is on either or. Okay. It's going to be something cute and it's going to be something cruel, to be honest, okay? Let's just go through the callers real quick and see who they pick. Let's go to color number one.

Color number one is, they don't know their color number one, so Irene, you got to tell us what their name is. Diana. Diana. Hey, how are you guys? Good morning, Diana. Diana, who is your player in this race? Irene. Irene

Diana chose Irene Okay Okay You chose Irene You could possibly win Disney California Adventure tickets If she wins But Irene

Without saying Which is on your right And which is on your left Give us the two things That you have in front of you What are the two things That you could be slurping this morning One is pink

And one is yellowish You don't know You don't even know what they are Yeah I know what it is Oh okay I thought you My bad my bad One is yogurt

and I think the other one is like pickle juice and orange juice mixed. Oh. I know. Okay. So it's up to you to choose what her poison is going to be this morning. Are you choosing what's on her right side or what's on her left side? I'm going to go with left. Left.

She got to drink the nasty stuff. Okay, so this is what we're going to do, Diana. We're going to put the timers up, sci-fi? Timers up. Irene. I just drink the whole thing. You got to drink the whole thing. We got to hear this.

We got to hear the slurp at the end and we're timing you. So however long it takes, that's the time to be. Okay, guys. Okay. Okay. Okay. I got it. So I set the standard.

You said the standard. Oh, this is lit. Wait. Does she need a straw? How fast can you slurp? Oh, yeah, you need a straw. Of course, that's gold. Maximo.

I didn't want the straw. No, no, you need to draw. No hands, baby. No. Okay. I got to hear the slurp at the end. That's how, yep. That's when we know to stop the time.

Okay. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. I get it. A little. I was y'all going to see this baby. Okay. Okay.

Diane, give her some motivation for slurping. What do you got to say? Let's do this. Let's learn, my week. Slurp, ready? Let's do it. Okay. When I say, go.

Okay. Three, two, one. Go. Come on, I read. She's slurper. She's slurper. Dufferper. Slurping.

Slurper. Go, go. There you go. There you go. There you go. It's time. 7.1 second

7.11 7.1 seconds to drink and what was it? It was pickle juice and orange juice and orange juice all right

hold on the line baby girl hold on the line okay let's see who's next who's on line number two we have Cindy by the way

you're not Cindy at all by that drink that he was like yeah you took it like a champ Cindy Cindy who are you choosing Maximo Wattimo

Massimo He doesn't have a big old mouth. All right. So, Maximo, in front of you, don't say what is on your right and what is on your left. But tell us what are the two things in front of you. So I have one that is pink and one that is white. No, what are they? What is it?

One looks like yogurt and the other looks like sour cream. Oh, okay. I'm sorry, it looks like what? Sour cream. So you could either be choosing yogurt for him to slurp or sour cream. for him to slur. Are you choosing his right or his left? I'm choosing his right.

His right. What's on your right? What's on your right? Salicra. The sour crime. I'm not at you right now. That sounds like it won't slurp as fast. Not at all.

As the... Don't you better. You better. Don't understand. Don't understand. Make the homie. I believe in his slurping skills. So I need to see it all gone.

I need to see it all gone. Hold on. Hold on. He's cheating. He's cheating. He's adding water so I can. Be faster. No, don't do that.

Don't do that. Cheater. You're such a scammer. Yeah. Okay. We need to hear the slurp at the end, fool. And this is all going to sound like slurp because I know it's a thick. That's thick.

Yeah. All right. We need to see you go all the way down, all right? Mm-hmm. Make it disappear. Okay. Hold on. Wait.

Wait. Wait, fool. Three, two, one. Go. Come on, Maxime. Come on, Maximo. Come on. You can cheer him on, baby, girl.

Cheer on. Two months I'm gagging Don't get Oh, keep going Keep going Swallow it Swallow it

Go go go Go go go Oh, Stop smelling it Oh, He's gagging He's gagging He's gawk

He tapped out He tapped out What seconds are we Yeah Yeah He's making a Yeah It's because he kept smelling

You gotta fight through it Yeah It's gonna smell Sometimes But hey That's the man you chose That's right I'm kidding

Whoa Hold on No, no, Maximo, you just qualified. Gotta see it through, my boy. I just think that this is. Isn't it just like cheese, like the type that you put on the bagel? It's sour cream? No, sour cream.

It's not cream. It's not bad. Oh, okay. It's like eating, sour cream is not bad. Yeah, it's not bad. Smell a cup full of it. I will. Again, they don't know.

They don't know. They don't know. They don't know what we've been through. All right. But listen, fool, this is the second time that you. you disqualify yourself someone or some last challenge and this challenge

yeah I try so just for future notice don't pick Maximo if you guys want to lose don't pick Maximum go for Maximo. Is it left? All losers

choose Maximil let's see the next color what's the name Melanie Melanie Melanie Melanie Melanne Aunt three

yeah on three Melanie Melanie yes Melanie who did you choose I chose Lettie Oh

Leffi that is I All right, Melanie, in front of me, I have pickle juice, and then I don't know what this is, Irene. It might not be something nasty because pill juice is nasty. It's melted slurpy. Oh, that's easy. Is it the Coke slurpy? I think so.

It's brown. It's a Coke and vanilla. That's low key gross. It's not bad. They actually have a flavor like that. It's like a new flavor. Yeah. Okay.

So I have vanilla Coke slurpy on one side and I have pickle juice on the other side. What do you want me to go right or left? I'll go with Wright. Oh, Pickle juice! Y'all hate me too much. Y'all, too, celebrating too much. Wow.

All right. All right. You ready? Pickle juice. Who's that? Do you like pickles? I like pickles. I don't like pickle juice.

Oh, no, I love pickles. You love pickles. Extra pickles on everything. Ooh. I got a pickle. I got a pickle. I got a pickle. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Anybody get the reference? Yeah, I did. Little rascals. Oh, sorry. All right. I just know Angelica Pickles. Melanie, this is for you, okay? Okay.

All right. You have to count me down and say go. Okay. I'm not going to go. So we do five. Okay. No. Okay.

If you know what's good for you. Ah. Oh. Don't let your finger slip on me. You know what? Hold on. What? Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. We're going to do. All right. Start the timer. Start the timer kind of like a second after. Ready?

Okay. Okay. Okay. Wait. Do the countdown with a interview and then say go, I'm nervous. All right here, look. Three, two, one, go. Go, go, go.

Slurp. Slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp. Go, slurp, slurp, flirt, flirt, flirt. Oh. You took too long to stop it. I know, no, honestly, I messed up. That was like five seconds. What did you get?

496? I got like five. Four seconds. Four point 96 seconds. Wow. Melanie, what that mouth do. It's going to win some Disney California veggie tickets. We don't act right.

Wow. Okay. I just beat Irene's time. You did. Yeah, that's the new set. Piggle juice is gross. Wow. Yeah?

But you know, you gotta do what you gotta do sometimes. You do. Yeah. Mama didn't raise no quitter and no spitter. Okay? Okay. Shout to myself. Besides.

What was the time? I get all right. What was I'm sorry right now? What was the time again? 4.96 seconds. Oh, wow. That's really good. Yeah, catch it.

Come on, Sonana. All right. We have Angie and we have Vic left. Who's the next on the line? We have Lenny on line for. Lenny. Lenny. Lenny.

Roll up your window. Lenny, your AC's on, fool. It's hot out here. I know, man. I know, I know. Lenny, who did you choose? I chose. I got to go with Angie.

Are you from the OC? And the only reason why I chose Angie is because she was one of the finest from the last time she gets happened. Fourth of July, before July, what we had at work. Oh, is it a toe licking or what? Oh, yeah, I did. I did to lick.

Wow. Yeah. He remembers. He remembers right before the Fourth of July. Yeah. All right, Lenny. I like, I like the way you think, because that shows me you're listening, number one. Number two.

Yeah, okay. So Angie has two things in front of her. Angie, what do you have in front of you? I have yogurt and then I have sour cream. Your yogurt and sour cream. All right, Lenny. Right or left? Let's go.

If it ain't right, it ain't right. Let's go with the right. Cool. You got sour cream. Yeah. No, you got sour cream. That's hard to slurped. Hey, hey, that's what Lenny chose.

You're gonna have to like scoop it. Hey, Lenny, give her some words of advice, let her, like help her out. Like, give her motivation, Lenny. Like, just don't even think about it. Yeah, do you think about it, baby. Oh, no, don't worry, I like sour cream, but I'm just thinking like through the straw?

It's gonna be, you're gonna do it. You're gonna do it. Can I scoop it with a spoon? No, no. It's called a slurpy. It's rough. Yeah, I know. This is for Lenny.

This is for Lenny. Angie, you could do it. I know I could. Hey, if anything, you could do better than maximo. Yeah, I need two straws. Can I get two straws? I'm not going to allow my stomach here. Yeah, you can do it.

You can do it. You're lactose? No, it's like this. We're going to let her slurper with multiple straws. Yeah, because this is really taste in my mouth. It's okay. Hey, hey, hey, that's what you chose. Hey, yo.

Angie's down. Just know she's down. All right. Okay. Let's put him baby blue. I got it. Okay, three, two, one, go. Angie slurping.

Ooh, it's tough. It's like when- Oh, she's fighting through. Keep on strong. Angie, I say just throw the straw and just put your tongue in it. Oh, la-la-la-la-la-la. Yeah, baby girl. Let's go.

Angie, Angie, Angie, and she's done. But I should have scoop. Can I redo? How? What's the time? You want more? I'll redo. No, no, Auntie, you can't redo.

This is, you're my. It's not fair to the other players. It's not, but it's the straw. You use straws. You used the straw. You did great. 15 seconds. That was, I'm so far.

No, you did great. Sorry, Lenny. Yeah, no. Next challenge though. She chose the yogurt. It's not up to him. It's up to fate. All right, that leaves Vic.

Who's on the line? Vanessa on line five. Vanessa. Vanessa. Hi, guys. Good morning. What's it are you from? From Venice.

All right. All right. Shout out of A minute. What's up? All right. Okay, Vanessa. All right, Nessa. So Vick has two things in front of him.

Yeah. I have pickle juice. And then I have... Something blue. Yeah, fabuloso. I hope it's not fabuloso. What is it I read? It's Don-Tope.

You're lying. Are you, is it Don-Tope? Are you trying to kill me? Yeah, are you lying or not? Yeah, I'm lying. Hold on. Oh, no. It's like, it's super.

It's like blueberry slurpy. Oh, okay, okay. That's easy. Yeah, okay. I didn't know what it was. What's baby girl's name again? Vanessa. Vanessa.

Yes. Okay. So you heard it. Pickle juice and blueberry slurpees in front of him. Should you go on his right or his left? Has left, and he better do it because this is the easiest one. Yes. His left has pickle juice.

Yeah. Hold on. Wait, my right or your left? No. You're right. You're right. You're right. All right.

All right. Give him some motivating words. Come on, you got this. Get it down. Okay. Okay. Angie, were you just eating the yoghria on the side? Yeah.

That's gross. She used the same spoon, too. No, I didn't. Liar, liar. Okay. All right. I hope you choked on that pickle juice. Okay.

The pickle juice burns a little bit. Just be ready for the burn. I wasn't ready for the burn. I feel like I should have gotten liquid because I got solid. Yeah, but Irene hates you. Okay. So. When I say.

You guys. One voice. All right. Three, two, one. Go. He's sipping. He's sipping. Come on, Vic.

Come on, Vic. Come on, Vic. Biggs. What was that? That was quick. That was quick. What was it? What was it?

It was really quick. Come on. It was really quick. Four point. Okay, wait, wait. What was mine first? Lettis is 4.96. Yeah.

And Vicks? This is four. Point. Five one. Let's go! Big a slurper! Let's go! Hold on, wait.

Big Slurp that!