Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep.113 (12/05/23)

Episode Date: December 5, 2023

The Brown Bag Mornings Crew talks simps begging Boosie for $1,000, Help the homie who has been dating someone for 10 months and hiding their child!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Good morning. What up? Good morning. I'm back and I'll be covering for Lettie again today.

She is out. But we got Angie and Irene back. They're back. Apparently, you guys were saying a lot of stuff that you weren't supposed to be saying on there? It was a good show. It was a good show. It was a good solid show. Great show.

I'm still sick. I was fake sick. I was not fake sick. Okay. Just know. Maximo's night in tomorrow is because I beat his ass. Hey! He's exactly what we're talking about.

You can't think. Jesus. Yo. Okay. Well, it's going to be a hot week. I know we're in wintertime and it's December. Wintertime. But it's going to start feeling more like spring.

What? Yes. The temperatures are going to get a little higher. We're going to hit the 80s, high 70s. Oh, wow. L.A. is just doing L.A. 80 degrees. Yeah, it's crazy to think that we're in December

And I'll you know Especially if you want to snowboard or anything Exactly It's like bro High 70s low 80s is crazy You're gonna snowboard here in L.A. Yeah, the mountains Yeah, the mountains are still gonna be cold

Still kind of L.A. Still kind of like an hour out It's like 40 minutes away Yeah, exactly But that's the mountain's gonna be cold There's still gonna be snow Not L.A. It's gonna be hot So what you do is go to the hot deals

You can go to the snow way Put in the snow in the morning and then go surfing at night. Yeah. There's hot. There you go. That's the beautiful part about Southern California. Yep. But honestly, we need some more like, we need this hot.

No, we don't. Yeah. No, we don't. We can't stand as cold. We are not built for this as Southern California. I am. Well, no, because I'm sick, right? Yes, I'm sick.

One week where it's like 60 degrees and it took out this whole morning show. Like, one by one. Like, who's next? And it started off with Maximo. It started off like a little domino effect. It started with Maximo. Maximo got Vick sick. Vick got edgy sick.

And then the weekend came and then all the girls were crazy. No, listen. Vic, I think he was sick first and he didn't tell nobody. I wasn't sick. Because when I called him to apologize, I called him to apologize. And he was just like, no, no, no, it's all good, bro. It's all good. I was like, what do you mean?

It's all good. I went to his son's birthday party. And then everybody was sick after that. So it's a little bit of his fault. That was a coincidence, okay? No, but honestly, it's like, I'm not the type of person that, like, blames one person for getting me sick. I do. That's like, yeah.

Maximo over there. No, I just feel like, it's like, dude, there's so many variables that it's like, oh, yeah, this guy right here. Out of all the people in the world got me sick. This is not, we don't know for, like, for exactly. Like, this is not Osmosis Jones. That's all that. You know what I'm saying? Like, we can't just.

It sounds like you're looking out for the home. Yeah. No, I'm just not going to blame me. No. Because I don't want one person to blame me later. No, we're not blaming you. We're blaming you. We're blaming Maximil.

All right. All right. Maximo's all your fault. Yeah. You single-handily ruin the show. This show felt like scream. Like it's just one person is gone and the next and the next person's gone. Listen, I was sick and I shouldn't have came in, but I came in.

I was like, I need to make it. Yeah. Make it for the team. I need to make it for the team to take them all out. Yeah. He really wants Maximo in the mornings. Maximo in the morning. Yeah.

It's just planned. He almost had it yesterday. He's like, and I would have if it wasn't for you meddling kids. Well, guess what, fool? We're back. Good. Yeah. Good.

We're good to have everybody back. Yeah. And, man, he's going to be, prepare yourself for a warm week. That is wild. And those jackets you thought you were going to test off, put them back in the closet. Yeah, I know. I got excited because I was at my door today and I thought it was raining. So I thought I heard water falling.

I opened the door, I got all sad. And I was like, well, yeah. It's not raised. Yeah. Oh, it was a sprinkler. I know it's cold when I started looking in, like, my deeper jackets that I never really wear. I'm like, oh, yeah, like, I haven't used this one. All your puffers?

Yeah, exactly. I almost wore it today. Simp. Or pimp. B-I-N-B. Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip. Sip, Sip, Sip. Simp.

We got. Smpy. Bousy. Boosy. Bozy. Had a crazy video at the end to him. What was it? So we all know Doozie's a wild dude who loves going on live.

Oh, yeah. And always is. He got banned from going on live so much and doing so many crazy things. Crazy requests. Like what? Like what? He would request some things from some girls to act out. Yeah.

But even past that. But that's just acting. No. No. It was crazy. That one was always like inappropriate, like just 24-7. Like if you were to go to his. This page, it was just always inappropriate.

Yeah, it was very entertaining, too. I'm not going to lie. Yeah. But someone diomed of a video, and it was just extremely funny just to hear what they asked for, his reaction. At this point, where is Boosie at? Oh, please. What the fuck crazy? Say, random.

Yeah, it was probably right around the first. It was like right around the first, right? It was a couple days ago. Yeah, it was a couple days ago. Put it all out. for a thousand dollars? For a thousand dollars. Yo.

This is crazy. And it was just funny seeing Boozy's reaction to the video. He was like scratching his head. He was like confused. What? Wait, well, has he done it before? Like girls would put it on there and then he DM them like money? That's like one of the things that got him banned.

I think that's only one time he got like way too carried away. He's like, put it on live for $1,000. And then. Put what live your face? No. Your other sit of lips. Oh. Damn, that rated R.

Yeah. Oh my God. He would get banned. He would get banned all the time. He had to make new IGs and all. It happened a lot like during the pandemic. During the pandemic was like the peak of it. Yeah, because he was, I mean, people were home.

Bored. Yeah. So he just like, be throwing money at people. And yeah, he got banned. He created a bunch of new Instagrams. And I think movies. This is crazy. He's been on his best behavior.

He has been. Yeah, because I haven't seen it. Yeah, he's totally like started to turn his life around in a way and like be more mature. He even talked about like, man, I should have never done that, you know, $1,000 thing. Like, he talked about that in an interview. So he's maturing. It's never too late. You know, 50 years old, whatever. Like, it doesn't matter. You know what I'm saying? Right. The important thing is that he's, he's seeing his ways and he's changing. So I should fit these a good age to mature. Yeah. I should turn my notifications off then.

It's not going to alert me when he goes live. You're so dumb. No, it doesn't hit the same anymore. Oh, okay. No, he got things to do. He could be outside. Oh, okay. Yeah. But, yeah. Yeah, asking for a doubt. The funny thing is she's like almost like begging him. Yeah, I need to hear one more time. She's literally crying for it. I need to hear it one more time. At this point, where is boozy at?

Bozy. That's crazy. She's really asking to get pimped. Basically. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She needs rent money. Yeah.

Okay, so is she the simp or is she the pim? Or is he the pimps? She's clearly simping. She's simping for a thousand. Yeah. Or is it just like. like a joke so she can get $1,000 out of him. And I do it?

Yeah. We never know. Yeah. But I think we got to simper out. I think, yeah. We got to sim her out. Yeah, that's a wild request. Please, Bozy.

The sadness in her voice is just like. She's not even sad. She's desperate. Yeah, the desperation. I mean, $4,000. Exactly. Like Bozzie said, it's a rent is due. Get your money.

Christmas is coming up. Christmas is around the corner. That too. Yeah. She won't be the first and the last. Right. So you guys ready to join me? Of course.

Yep, sip, sip, sip, sim, sim, sim, sim, sim, sip, sip, sip, sip. Scrolling with the homies. Greg C. Yes, sir. I'm going to ask you guys one simple question before we start this viral trend that's going on. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. Too bad. I'm still going to ask it anyway. Okay.

When I say we are brown bag, what do you think, Angie? We are brown and proud. Okay. What about you, We are brown bag. We are brown bag. Facts. Facts, okay.

What about you, Maximum? We are brown bag. What about you, Ann? What about you, Irene? I don't know. Nothing really. Nothing really? We are nothing?

Wow. I'm like, hey, hey, don't piss me all. I'm still foggy from yesterday, okay? Okay. Two I'm going to pass out right now. There's this new TikTok trend where everybody's saying we are, and they kind of throw shots at each other with who they're with. I'm going to show you an example right here.

Okay. Ready? We're dating. So when she's not hungry and I order food, she's all of a sudden hungry. We're dating. I can be late, but he can't. We're dating, so I have to tell her to get ready an hour before she actually needs to,

so she'll actually be on time. We're dating. I never bring a jacket because I'll just use his. We're dating, which means I'll buy him one drink after he spent money on me all day. It's valid. I do all of that. All that time. I agree.

I don't need to bring a sweater. He got me. It's his job. This trend is looking to break up a lot of relationships and a lot of friendships. Why? Because what she says. Because it's brutally honest. It's brutally honest.

But we do it. As girls, I'm letting you know we do that all the time. Yeah, we kind of like turn off our brain so y'all can take care of us. So if y'all are naturally supposed to like lead and take care. Not only that, but it's like, yeah, we buy you a drink because that makes us feel better. Oh, yeah. We contribute it to something. After spending like $1,000 on you.

That's on you. That's on you. You guys do that on purpose to make it like seem like that? Yeah, it's like it's being cute. Like, oh, I'm going to buy you a little. That's cute? $14. I mean.

Compared to $300. Y'all stay with us. I got the parking, babe. It's fine. It's like, yeah. I bought the dinner. I bought your clothes, everything. That's my contribution.

And then they'd be so like excited. No, no, no, no, I got it. I got the park. Don't worry about it. It's 200. You had dinner. Let me buy you one drink. It's $200.

It's crazy. $210 and $0.50? I got the 50 cents, babe. That's on you. Don't even look. I got it right here. I got it right here. I'll leave the tip.

I'll leave the tip. Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's crazy. If your segment was just going to be, like, crapping on us. I don't like this. At least we're being honest, because honestly, I went out with Priya's Poppy yesterday, and I did the same thing. What you do? We, he paid for everything, but I'm like, I'll leave the tip.

How much was the tip? By bucks? Wow. Wow. Not even the 10%. And then afterwards I'm like, hey, you want coffee? I got you. I got you.

Get a small. How much was the dinner? He did get a small. Don't worry about it. I wouldn't know how much the dinner was. Don't worry about it. Probably twice as much as that coffee. So what?

Jesus. So what? I'm the price, right? Yeah. That's what you guys have to pay. He said, yeah, sure. Some people took this trend and also want to take shots at their, like, at their culture. Okay.

Whoa. Yeah. So like us, like me, I'm Mexican. You are? Are you? Yes. Yes, I'm Mexican. I don't know.

All right. I think I'm not Wednesday for some reason. No, according to your Thanksgiving dinner. Yeah, Mr. Ooh, yeah. What is it? The cassero. Crabberry sauce.

There's cast. Yes. You guys are. I don't even want to play this anymore. I feel judge. I feel judge now. I'm going to play this. Okay.

And I could have really. I related to this a lot. Of course we're Mexican. We use the oven. As storage. You need a pack? Of course for Mexican. We have two fringes.

One for the beer and drinks and one for the food. Of course for Mexican. We don't take the plastic off the TV. What if we need to return it? What are they going to say without the plastic? They're going to think it's not new. You need to leave it out. You never know.

That last one got me. The plastic on the TV? Leaving the plastic on the TV? That's facts. My sister just or my dad just got my mom a new TV like maybe two weeks ago. And my mom still has the barcode on the screen. Oh, on the right side? Yeah.

Right in the middle. And she's just like, well, just. like in case something breaks you know and they have to return it same excuse same excuse the barcode in the middle of the tv i got one um i'm mexican so of course we leave the dealer plates on our cars for like two years serving she can run red lights yeah exactly do you got what ang that i can think of right now i'm mexican so we always mexy pack it everywhere maxi pack it mexy pack yeah like when you have like a bunch of people in the car yeah that's mexy pack You guys have never heard.

That sounds like an OC term. That is an OC term. Really? Sounds like someone white made that up. Yeah. In Orange County. Yeah. Mexie Pack.

You Mexie Packers. Yeah, we're Mexican Pack. Yo. What's wrong with that? Okay, cool. That's the Orange County thing for sure. Just like Bertie? Yes.

Whatever. No one ever uses that ever in life. Ever, ever. Irene over does it with the fridges, though. You saw they had two? Yeah, Irene. Please stop it with your eight. Of course we're from Hemet.

We have eight fridges. I don't think anyone has eight fridges, except my reign. But they're not all full size. There's still fridges. There's still fridges. A lot of electricity. One is for capricians. One is for beer.

One is for... They're not cool. Yeah, but that's what's going on right now in viral scrolling videos. I like it. I like it makes me now think more like more things. Like I'm going to come back with some more. It's funny because it's true. All of that.

Yeah. They're really relatable. I like us. paying for more for the dinner, but anyway. So what? Thank you, Greg. Thank you for scrolling with the homies, Greg. Rosecrans.

Word on Rosecrans. Will I am missed out on investing in Airbnb very early in the company. What? He said he couldn't see it. All right. So our compa, Willie, was on a podcast recently,

and he was talking about how he was offered to invest in Airbnb very early on in the company, but he chose not to because he didn't get it. All right? Listen to this. I couldn't see Airbnb. There was an opportunity. I had to invest. This is before they launched.

If you're anchored in your perception, that's healthy. Sometimes I could cripple you. In this case, it crippled my ability to see the scope of what was possible. If you don't have concierge, if you don't have house cleaning and room service, I don't know if this company is going to take off. Because at that time, I was traveling around the world in the best hotels, getting the best treatment. and I couldn't see Airbnb Yeah

Which makes a lot of sense Because it's like You have to do chores on vacation now? Yeah That happens to me And I'm like You have to do chores I've always

I've always thought about that Like because Before you leave an Airbnb You gotta make sure You gotta make sure you Like semi clean There's like rules That's always been my question

Because isn't that the part of Like me paying for that service fee Like that cleaning fee? Yeah So when I get Airbnb I always leave the trash. Yeah, same.

No, but certain places have like a little rule book. I'll follow. Oh, okay. They have strict rules. They'll be like, okay, make sure you take off all the bed sheets. Make sure you take out the trash to the garage. Make sure you do this. Make sure you do that.

Like leave the bed sheets in the laundry room or in the tub. Yeah. Like throw out the trash. Make sure the lights or something. Use these cups. Yeah. There's a bunch of like rules that. Damn.

I've been lucky because I've been lucky because I haven't. been, or maybe I just don't read the stuff. Oh, I'm telling you, I always leave the trash there because it's like, well, listen to this. Well, yeah, you're on vacation. That's the thing. It's like, this is not my house. I'm not about to like, I'm going to, like, you know, clean up a little bit.

Yeah, like, I'm going to be respectful, but come, I'm not going to be about to, like, get the Klorox out and clean for you. Yeah, exactly. You can get rated too, right? What do you mean? Whoa, whoa. Like, if I book an Airbnb, they can rate my, like, oh, rated. Oh, I thought you meant like, rated like, like, you like, yeah, like,

yeah, like, oh, oh, oh, no. Like the person that has Airbnb, they could rate my, like, my stay? Yes. Yeah, they can be like, oh, yeah, no, like Greg is super dirty. Yeah, you left it like dirty and stuff like that. Yeah, there were stains everywhere. Whoa.

They can say that. Yeah, they can put that in the review. Yeah, and they also have, usually a lot of houses have, like, cameras in the backyard, too. Which I've always thought was like, I get it, but it's also a little weird. Oh, yeah. Like they go watch you. Yeah. Actually, that happened to me, like, when we stayed at an Airbnb in Mexico,

we found the camera and we actually texted the lady like hey can you turn it off it's really really uncomfortable and her excuse was just like well we only we only turn it on when the cleaning person comes in just so we can see everything but that was so weird I went skinny dipping last time for that reason because there was a camera point pointed towards the pool and I was like you want to see something you're going to see this jeezed I jumped into that wall yeah I did I went skinny dipping just wait to you're really famous they're going to sell it to teams and they're going to make it seem like it just happened It just happened. Oh, my God. No, yeah, the last time I was at Airbnb, they left, like, these whole, like, list of things. And I was like, I'm not doing that, dude.

Like, I'm just, I'm not. I've had enough. I'm not. You can be like Angie's, if you don't read it, it's not there. Yeah. I don't think I got to charge. Exactly. And if I do, you just change your credit card.

You know what I'm saying? Wow. And if you get banned, you'll start in your account. Yeah. I'm no longer Vic. I'm now Ronaldo. Yeah. Yeah.

But, yeah, Willie. He missed out on the... Willie. Willie, yeah. He missed out on the opportunity. Yeah, that's a big L. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

All right, look. Metro Booman says his next album will be similar to... No, not his next album, sorry. His next, next album will be similar to Kanye's My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. He's already working on two albums from now? He's working on so many albums. Look, so look, Metro was on Twitter, flexing about being in the gym before the gym. So he was making beats early in the morning, and then someone on Twitter named At Isabre.

asked him, Metro, would you be able to create an album similar to my beautiful dark twisted fantasy? He then replied, yeah, my first album after the Heroes Trilogy is more of that vibe. So he just did his second album, which is the Heroes and Villains album. Yeah. I guess he's working on one more, which will complete the trilogy. And then he said that one is going to be more of that vibe. And he said the title of that is Fire 2. Did he reveal the title?

No, not yet. So, but essentially he's saying that an album that isn't even done. Yeah. It's already comparable to My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. That's crazy. That's a wild statement. That is such a great album. Remind me again, like the songs that it's on that album.

It starts with Nikki Minaj doing the intro. Can you get much higher? So hard. Okay. So Paul. That's the one with the piano. Yes. Right away.

Yeah. It's trying to get in that, you know, in the headspace. It had blame game. It was regarded as like one of the best albums of all times. And to be that confident, like, two albums. ahead. That's what I'm saying. Like you said, it's not even out yet. It's not even done yet. Yeah. It's just, that's one big album. An album was, it was like a storyline. There was a storyline to the whole album and I feel like a lot of people don't do that now. So I would like to hear

that like side for Metro to really show like the storytelling in the sense. Yeah. And and to get into like that production bag, you know, like if it's similar to like a Kanye, like if we're going to hear like more like soul beats or anything like that or just kind of like inspired by that album, I'm like, whoa, okay. Maybe he's inspired by, like, you know how you're saying? Like, it's a storyline. Like how all of Kanye's albums were, like, storyline building up to that album. Maybe he's, like, the superhero villain and, like, the, uh, the one he's just coming

out with. Yeah. He's that confident because he also has his own storyline coming out with it as well. True. Yeah. Something like that. Yeah. He also said he has albums on the way with Future and J.I.D.

So he's just working out. Just album out. I got an album here. He's like everywhere. Yes. No. I wonder he's saying he's at the gym before the gym. Exactly.

What does that even mean? He's in the gym before the gym. What does that mean? Working on his game. Yeah. He's working on his jump shop. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.

Where are you from, Es? Don't you know I'm local? Good morning. This is Maximo covering for Letty for Don't You Know I'm Local. And what we're going to talk about is the most fun cities ranked in America. Oh, okay. The fun cities. Fun cities.

LA's number one. And California got three out of 20. And I want to ask you guys, where do you think L.A. ranked? Number one. I want to say we're at the top. Number four. Four? Number four.

Yeah, I would say number one. Number one. Yeah. It's L.A. California. You're sure, number one. L.A. ranked number 20. 20?

Yes. 20. Are they counting, like, backwards down? Or like, 20? Okay, what's this in America, right? But California got three cities, and L.A. ranked 20, but San Diego ranked 16 and San Francisco ranked number five. What?

San Francisco. Yes. First of all, it's $30 to park anywhere in San Francisco. And it's cold up there. So who's number one? Las Vegas. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but we're talking about California.

That makes sense. That makes sense. But out of those three cities, San Francisco, San Diego, L.A., do you guys think that San Diego and San Francisco is way more fun than L.A.? I don't think San Diego is cool. San Diego is fun, though. San Diego is fun. They got great tacos.

I know you guys would hate me or cream. No, no. I like San Diego a lot in like the Gas Lime District and like all the restaurants and like, they're really good food and all that. The vibe is really nice too. Yeah, the beach is. Go down the street, get some good Chinese. I'll give them that.

San Francisco ranked better than both LA and San Diego at number five. Is it because they have more people? Maybe they voted more. Is it only rich people that voted? Yeah. No way. San Francisco is pretty fun. When you go over there, the energy is cool.

Getting your car broken into is fun? Just leave your windows down. I mean, you can get high-fee in San Francisco. Doesn't San Francisco? Right. It's not the same. It hits several over there. Honestly, honestly, last time,

Well, it is kind of fun, actually, now that you mention it. I went to San Francisco or maybe like four months ago or something. And when I was up there, I was eating outside like on the curb and like cars would just drive right past you like really fast. So that was like really scary. All you heard is fun. Yeah. They had a lot of self-driving cars. Oh, yeah.

They had a lot of self-driving cars. And then like a pastime over there is like you get to watch people break into cars. And then you get back to your car. And you get to see, like, peekaboo, is it mine or not? Like, you know, it's kind of like. Oh, it's all exciting. Yeah. And then you get so excited when your car isn't broken into.

You're like, yes, it wasn't me. Dinner and a show right there. Yeah. So honestly, it is kind of fun. You know what? I just changed my ranking. It is fun. Number five.

That's right. It's so much fun. Basically, Grand Deptado six right there. You don't got to wait until 2025. I also wonder who voted because I do think that L.A., it's like if you come as a tourist to L.A., like you, and you Google, like, to look at as a tourist,

they send you to, like, Hollywood, they send you to, like, the sign. And I feel like there's so much more, like, deep-cut things in LA you can do it. Like what? That, like, a tourist is not going to know about. Like, what? Like, shows, like, views, views.

Hey, I'm a-Jan, I'm a tourist. What can I do here? Food. A lot of good food. I'm a tourist. You are? You're from Orange County. I am.

That's what I'm saying. Okay, what would you tell me to do? If I don't know, like, the deep codes. I love. We're talking about. We're going to East L.A. I'm going to show you Caesar Travis Boulevard I'll show you all everything around there

Some talk some good tacos not some Hollywood tacos Exactly Go to Echo Park Silver Lake We go to Piccolandia and Pico Rivera Turn up there exactly See some cabos? I forget See like people don't know that No

They come and they'll be like Let's go to the Hollywood Walk of Fame And then you're walking and then your car can get broken into Leave it? Yeah Have you guys ever gone to like the Hollywood Tour thinges? No never mind Neither have I No

Is that crazy? Every time I'm in Hollywood, I look at the buses and I've always wanted to experience it and I've never done it. And it's like right here. It's literally down the street. I want to pull up to him, be like, you guys know who I am and just see their reaction. No, they don't. Exactly. That's what the reaction I want to get from them is like, no, who are you?

And then just drive off. He's that guy from the Airbnb video. He went skinny dipping. That's a skinny dipper. That's a while though. LA B number 20? Okay, so we don't get credit like for Disneyland? Hey, hey, that's all he does not be taking my.

It's close enough. When it's conveniently, we claim Orange County, okay? All of a sudden. Come on. That is true. The happiest place on Earth. We got Universal Studios. We got Universal Studios.

We got Knott's very far. Yeah. We'll take credit that too. Dodger Stadium's fun too. Dodger Stadium? Oh, you're right. You don't get credit for all that. Dodger Stadium is for sure better than the Padres.

Spot. I don't know about that one. Hold up. Hold up. I'm saying. Reverse that one. Reverse it. Because I'm going to take that one back right now.

You got to get it better vibe. That should not make us number 20. I don't know. That should make us at least number five. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. As much as I love Dodger Stadium, I would also love if they had like a little mini stadium for sometimes when it's like, do we have to go up the hill every single game?

Like, do we have just one in downtown that we can go to like half the time that we're just like save? It's not even that bad of a hill. Bro, what are you talking about? It's because he's out of shape. Have you ever hired you? It's called the shortstop, bro. Yeah. Pull up.

Yeah, exactly. Come on, man. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for the homie help line.

Yes, we're going to help the homie, but we are going to get some shoutouts in first. Irene, who we are shouting out. We have a lot of belated because I was gone yesterday. We're a malita. We're a little backed up. I wasn't fake sick, Max, but I'm going to cough on you. That's a crime. Yeah, that is a crime.

According to who? Sci-Fi told us. According to who? Sci-Fi told us our rights. HR! Anyway. Sci-Fi would know. All right, Alicia Carillon wants to do a belated birthday shout out to her husband, Victor, from his wife and boys. What's up to Tokyo?

And then Victor, this is the same Victor, wants to shout out his wife, Alicia, for her birthday that was yesterday. Oh, you guys are so cute. You guys love each other so much. They shared Instagram accounts. So they knew that it was coming. That is crazy. Wait, wait, wait. They share an Instagram account?

Yeah, because they were DMing me from the same account. Oh. Yeah, it's cool. God, I want to be them. Hold on that. Hold on that. I want to be them so bad. Let me read the message.

That's the next nominee. Let me read the message. Victor says, Happy birthday to my wife of 21 years. Alicia, your love is a foundation of my happiness. And I am forever grateful for the love and support you shower upon me and our boys. May your birthday be filled with sweet moments and cherished memories. Love your son's Adam.

Alessio, I think I'm saying that wrong, Yeo and your husband, Luis Victor. Oh, that's so cute. All right, look, Victor and Alicia, I need you guys to DM me and tell me how like... How to be happy. Yes, how to be happy. If one Victor did it, another one can do it? Like, how do you stay together for

more than two months? Because they shared an Instagram again. You know? Share an Instagram account? Hold on. Rosie Marcado wants to wish your husband, Edward Gomez, a happy belated from his wife and kids, and Jessica Gerocha wants to wish her niece, Ariel, a happy belated birthday.

All right. Happy birthday. And then I had a shout out, you guys. My friend Annali, she is, it's her birthday also. I didn't forget Annali. Happy birthday, girl. She was looking at the calendar right now, like, I think it's her birthday. Hold on.

Shut up. You don't even tell people my business. Thank you, Siri. Wow. Shud. Actually, you know what? Siri's a better friend than you. I know, you guys.

Actually, last Friday, it was. It was my friend, Augie. He got married and I didn't even know. Wow. I know. You didn't get invited. He told me the day before and I was like, damn, where have I been? And then the day before I forgot it was my friends, the twins's birthday, Ergardo and Eduardo.

He said a horrible friend. Wow. You just noticed? Yeah. Yeah, I heard that before. Happy birthday to my friend, Camilla. It was her birthday yesterday. Wow.

And you were here, why didn't you shout her out? Yeah Because we celebrated last night And I'm carrying it over to this morning It's okay It's okay You're a bad friend too Cool

Yeah we're all bad friends We're all bad friends All right All right All right check this out You need a homie Or need some help We need your help

We need a line I mean phone line We got your phone line The homie help line Liz from Bell needs our help All right she said She sent us a DM and said Brown bag

You gotta help me out I thought I was in the perfect relationship with my boyfriend of 10 months. His name is T. But over Thanksgiving break, this has all changed. I found out he has a 10 year old son. Nice. All right. Apparently, Junior goes away to school and came back for holiday break. On the Monday before Thanksgiving, tea came over to my house with Junior and I was in shock. Complete shock. Okay. She said, I mean, this is a huge secret and he kept it for me for nearly a year. I knew he was married before, so why not tell me he also had a kid?

From what I know, so far, T and his ex split school breaks with junior. So his ex had junior during summer break, and that's why he didn't tell me sooner. When I told T, I was not okay with this type of lie. He said, what? Lying, I never lied to you. You never asked about kids. That is such a due thing to say. She said, now I feel gaslit.

I was supposed to ask in order to find out. I love tea. I thought we'd have a future together, but he lied about this. What else is he keeping from me? Fellas of brown bag. Why do men do this? Exactly.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. First of all, hold on. Don't pin it on us. Yeah, Liz. Right, Liz, maybe you made him shy, and he didn't want to tell you. You made him shy? Maybe you didn't ask.

Yeah, exactly. You should care. And, no, no, no, no. You guys are so annoying. You guys are doing exactly what this fool did. Gaslighting her. Yes, lighting. It's just like,

Oh, you didn't ask me if I was married. Well, that's just a common thing that you guys should split it out. It's a common question, too. It's not a common question. Do you have kids? I've never, actually I have asked my kids. See? It is a common question.

No, but okay, I would think as the guy, like, this is your kid. That would be like your first priority. Isn't that like, hey, I come with the package. Well, maybe he's not a good dad. Obviously. How are you with someone or speaking to someone for 10 months and you don't mention your child at all? Yeah, that's see that. As a father of a 10-year-old myself.

But why is it a problem if he has a kid? That's a thing. It's that he hit it. Is that she thought. No, no, no, no. Like she said, you never asked. She never asked. Yeah, honestly, her not asking.

They've been together how long? Like 10 months? She was never even asked how his day went. She didn't even like them. She probably doesn't even know how you feel inside. She doesn't really like them if she didn't ever ask. Yeah. It's like, hey, how was your day?

You have any kids? Yeah. Easy. It's like, okay. Okay. So let's flip it. Okay. You're dating a girl.

And then all of a sudden she comes home with a kid. Right. You're okay with it? Who's kid is this? Right. You see? Who's kid is this? Exactly.

I would have asked, hey, you have kids? Yeah. Oh my gosh. Yeah, how many kids are you got? How many kids are you got? This is some good food. Do you have a kid by the way? Okay, let's say you never asked her.

What do you? And then just suddenly one day she comes home with the kid. Is that a red flag for you? You'll know about the type of cereal she has at her house. Yeah. Oh my God. To toilet paper cereal. No, okay, okay, okay.

I'll be serious, Angie. Okay, so she comes home. Like, she just one day comes over to my house. Yeah, same scenario. After Thanksgiving break, she comes home. She knocks on your door like, hey, babe, I'm ready to get, let's go, let's go eat. And then she's with her son, 10 years. And I'll be like, who's this?

This is your nephew? And then she's going to be like, no, this is my child. No, this is my son. When were you going to tell me? I'm telling you right now. Why didn't you tell me sooner? You never asked. Damn, you should ask.

You should have asked. Should have asked. Now you don't like it. Now you don't like it. This is a red flag. Just saying red flag with it. You put it that way. But if I was at her house and I go and I sleep over and then I see tricks or lucky charms and I'm like, she has a kid.

There's telltale signs for sure. Some of them mini gatorades and some fruit snacks. Maybe that's just how she likes to eat. Or she has a PS5 or something. She likes to play PS5 girls like video games. There's signs. There's signs you'll see out there. Yeah.

Look, all right. Look, we need the people to call in and help. I'm sure this. is not the only person that this has happened to. So look, call right now. 818-5-2059. We need to help the home girl Liz from Bell, okay? All right, check this out, homie.

You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We'll need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for the homie help line. We are helping the home girl Liz out. She needs our help. Liz.

Her boyfriend, he held, like, held a little tiny secret, like a little 10-year-old son. No biggie. A little 10-year-old son, secret. And now she's shocked. She doesn't know what to do. She feels like it changed the whole relationship that they've had going for the past 10 months. She feels gaslit and she needs our help. And we have some people that have called, right?

She said I love T's, so love T's kids. Right? Yeah. It's easy. What's the big deal? From a big secret, imagine what else he's been keeping. That's it. What if he has the other side?

That's probably the only kid in town. He probably has other spread across the U.S. Yeah, he's been spreading his little seat everywhere. You don't know. He was hiding. What if he's a planter? He wasn't hiding his kid. He was hiding his kid from the world.

Oh, my God. Who said that? Drake. Oh, my God. I wasn't hiding. He wasn't hiding. He was shy. I'm telling you guys.

He was shy. He didn't trust her yet. He wanted to see if you actually liked her. Oh, I get that. No, no, I get that. You don't want to like, not percent, but like, have the meat. I get that part. But it's like the fact that you never brought up.

You never said it. Yeah. The fact that you have a child. That's what you got to ask. He was waiting for the right time. Yeah. Make sure you ask. You only get one shot.

Yeah. Don't miss this chance to go. Oh my God. And your Eminem and here. Greg with his little Drake. Oh my God. All right. But we have some colors on the line that are going to help Liz because we're not.

Oh, my God. What? We're not helping her right now. I'm saying. We're trying our best, but we're not doing it. We need some help. All right. Who do we got?

We have Jose from Southgate on line three. Jose. Jose. Jose. What up, Jose? Good morning, Brown, Craig. Good morning. Tell us what,

what kind of help you got for the home girl Liz from Bell. Well, to me, it just sounds weird. I don't, I don't think they had a really close relationship for them to be together for 10 months and not even notice any kids

stuff laying around or anything. So I don't think the relationship is that close. Yeah, or they were close, but he's just not the greatest father. You know what I'm saying? Because, like, yeah, you, exactly, toys laying around, school clothes, shoes, snacks, like, whatever it is. Like, the kid is always going to leave behind the trail. The car seat in the back. He's dead.

He can. And? But he also said, she also said that he gets the kid during the summer. Yeah. So, he obviously cleared the house. He clears it, like, he wants no trace of kids. Like, no trace of children. Yeah.

That's crazy. But either way, if she would to spend the night with him, you would to come spend the night, like, wouldn't there be, like, little kids' clothes? Yeah. Damn y'est. Like, yeah. I mean, I have five kids, and these kids leave their stuff everywhere. Exactly.

That's five kids, not one. Yeah. No, okay, but look, Jose, but how would you help the homegirl is? What would you tell her? What? What? What are a contested? Where do we joke there?

Whoa. So she needs to forgive him is what you're saying. Because that's not a big deal. Hiding a kid is not a big deal, Jose? It's just something that's left his mind. Please help me understand you. Jose is not helping our case right now. No.

Forgive him. He said, yeah, maybe there should have been things laying around, but forgive him. Or maybe he's really good at cleaning. Too good. Maybe T's really good to clean him. Or maybe he sends everything off, like all the clothes. Maybe the mom. I mean, all right.

You guys have the clothes for him. So we look, look, take all the clothes. You guys have kids. How much of your kid's stuff is laying around the house right now? Oh, man. His crocs are in my room. Everywhere. It's everywhere.

All over the place. So even when, like, he's not there, you get, when your kids are not there, you can tell that they're there. Like, there's kids in the house. Even when you're clean, like, 10 seconds later, it goes back to where. Okay. All right. If I'm being real, the biggest red flag is like, you don't have pictures with your kid? Like, hung up.

Okay. You know what I'm saying? It's like, I have pictures like everywhere. of me and little Vic, you know? Ah, okay. You know what I'm saying? We also don't know if this relationship was like this since the beginning. Yeah.

So, like, he doesn't maybe feel like that connection due to long distance. Mm. Not saying that's like a correct thing to do or feel. Yeah. But it seems that he doesn't really see his kid often. Yeah. Or maybe Liz is just like the side. Yeah, that could be possible.

Exactly. So it's a red flag. Yeah. It's only been 10 months. It's only been 10. This found out too. He just found out about his... What if he just found out?

I don't know who this... Yeah, that happened to the homie. Stop trying to justify. I don't know who this kid is. You never see the movie like Daddy? No. Yes, I have. That actually wasn't his kid.

But that happened to the homie, remember? No. The homie that owns that restaurant. No, not you. The homie that looks like you that owns a restaurant. Wait, which one? What's his name? The homie Sam.

Remember he was talking about that? What? Oh, he has a kid? No, no. No, no. No. No. No, no, no, no, no.

That wasn't the point of this, okay? I was just saying that it's happening. And what happened? I'm not going to talk with the kid. I'm not going to talk about it. We're back to Liz. Okay, we're back to Liz. Imagine her asking, whose kid is this?

He's like, I don't know. You're going to have to find out with me. I don't know. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, we have another caller. We have F from L.A. Online for.

F? F. That's what he's saying. All right, F. Frankie. Yeah, F like Superman. What's going on, bro? Oh, S.

S like Superman. What's happening, y'all? I'm going to be real direct with you. That's a definitive deal breaker. Thank you. I'm going to let you know right now. I had a situation sometime back. I'm not going to disclose exactly when,

but I had a situation sometime back. I met a young lady. We weren't dating for 10 months, but we had been speaking on a regular basis daily for about two months or so. I know she had two children. You know how you're going through your dating period. I don't like going to a female's house.

I don't like her going to mine in the beginning. We finally get cool. We go to our house. I'm sitting down. I'm looking around. Like you said, there's pictures normally, right? Yep. I've seen one picture that was out of the ordinary.

Now, I've seen little girl stuff around just like it should be in her house. But I've seen this one picture. I said, and I'm thinking because it looks like her. And it was an older picture. So I said, who's this big head baby? You know how you joke around? I thought it was her. So I'm like, who's this big head baby?

And she had this weird, awkward. smile. I'm like, what? Who is that? I'm thinking I'm that was a passed away relative or something. She's like, that's my son. Like, that's your son. I'm like, that kid, how? Nah, you ain't got no kids. Meishat's a little girl. She was like,

no, I'm for real, that's my son. And I'm like, what? How old is his son? Oh, he's 12. So I started asking questions, okay, so why is he not around? Where's he at? Yeah. Why didn't you tell me? And she's like, oh, well, um,

We have shared testing in. He's with his father right now. So it still kind of behoos me that I don't see. No toys, no PlayStation, nothing around. I'm going to tell you, this girl was skillful. She put all the stuff up. So when he came through, I mean, so when the young man came through, when I finally met him, she had this one little stores cabinet.

And it wasn't no big apartment. It was like a two-bedroom apartment. But she had this little store unlocked it, put all the stuff up, set it up. So when he got there, he felt like he was at home. He didn't even know that she was hiding him. Oh, me. Yeah. And it wind up being so bad that the kids, the daughters were from two different daddies, right?

The daughters and the son was from two different daddy. So she treated him different. I wind up getting real close to this kid. So what Jose said, sorry, bro, that's kind of beta male vibes. I'm going to tell you, you've got to stand on your 10 toes. Because if something ain't right, you're going to have to start fishing and really ask yourself, what else is she going to lie about down the line? Yeah.

Because she wanted up having to, she treated her son different. I wanted to being close to this kid because of the way she treated him. And once we broke up, that was it. And along that journey, there was a whole lot more lying than a whole lot of other things. So if she's going to lie about something as pertinent as having a child, that's a part of you. Having a maternal instinct as a mother, that's a representation of you. How could you deny that? You know, guys get a bad rap.

But, man, a female denying her child, that's kind of crazy. And down the line, she got a whole lot worse with lying and deception. And she was a skillful liar. And I learned my, I mean, I should have seen it out the gate that she was a slick cat. But like he said, oh, just try to see past it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I kicked myself in the butt for that. All right.

All right. So what should Liz do then? Bye-bye. Liz got to tell TPS out. I have a definitive answer. You know what? If you can't keep it real with me, you start, you start it off out the gate. That's a serious thing. That's a, if he, if the dude is going to lie about the baby, he dang sure it's going to lie about her.

Yeah. You're right. He's probably hiding her from someone else. Like you said, she probably is the side chick. Yeah. You see, I like S-S-S. Yeah. That's the man.

He's super-man. Super opinion. That was pretty good. He sounded like he was like slamming things. I got something to say. Oh my God. All right. We have someone else on the line?

Yeah, we have Natalie from Long Beach Online 5. Natalie. Natalie. Natalie. What's up? Brown bag. What's up? Natalie.

Buenos deyes. How would you help the homegirl Liz? All right, Liz. I would tell her she needs to have a serious conversation with her man. Whether she asked or not, he needed to bring up his son. That's his son. And I don't think, I think it's so strange that he's never brought it up or he never brought him up or pictures like you said, Vic. Like, it's just very odd.

And if that's the case, she needs to have a serious conversation with her man to see if they're going to continue their relationship or not. Yeah. But what about, like, you don't think that her not asking once was kind of like. Oh my God. Yeah. At least ask. One time. Vic.

When you're dating someone, do you not mention Little Vic until they ask? It's something that you bring up constantly. Exactly. Exactly. That's not that I'm going to say. I think you're just saying. I'm just playing devil's advocate. It's up to him to bring up his child.

And as a father, I would assume that you would be proud of your baby. Like, you'd want to talk about your son. No, absolutely. You know, so I just think it's super strange that he never did. and it shouldn't be on her to gas fighting, but it's a huge relationship where she saw a future with him because what if they have a baby together one day? Yeah.

How is that going to happen? Absolutely. I mean, me as a dad, for sure. I'm always going to, like, I'm super proud of my son. But what if this kid had bad vibes? You never know. Just kidding, just kidding. I know you're not.

Yeah, I'm kidding. I like how she said, it's a red flag if she doesn't bring him up, but it's also up to him to bring him up. It's like, what is it? What do you want me to do? Do you want me to bring him up? You're gaslighting her right now. Full stop.

She's saying that it's a red flag that she should run because the fact that he never brought up the sun. But it's also my choice to bring him up. Come on now. It's not your choice. You just bring him up naturally like Vig said. Yeah. I don't know. That's my baby boy.

Run. Run, Liz. All right, Liz. The jury is that you have to run. The jury has come to a conclusion. You got to run. Run fast. Listen at S.

Yeah. Listen at S got it. Speaking of S, We have SS coming up. Somra Sala with Angie. Yeah. And actually, you know what? You know what, Greg?

I got a bone to pick with you. You got a bone to pick with me. Yeah, I do. I'm going to leave that on Somra Sala, okay? All right. Listen to us. Hey, hey, what are you doing over there? Sombra Sala with Angie.

Greg, go ahead and introduce it because I heard you yesterday. You guys. I hate you. Yesterday, I heard you, how you were making fun of me. Yeah. And you put on your little Latino accent. Go ahead. You guys.

Oh my God. And I heard you. You're like, feek. I'm like, I don't even talk like that. Vick? No. Kick your butt right now. It's pretty accurate.

I felt like it did make a good job. No, you didn't. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. No, I didn't do it though. You didn't laugh a little bit though? No, actually, yeah. And you know what's crazy?

The one that caught it was Marcus. He's like, did you get? Wait, she's there? Hold on. I thought you didn't go to work today. I heard you. Yeah, no, he was all like, it sounded like,

I'm like, what? No, but anyway, you guys. Now, you guys, yesterday I noticed, and a lot of fans noticed that Cardi B and Offset followed, unfollowed each other, you guys. How does everybody notice that? Everybody wakes up and makes sure, like, okay, like, who's on calendar? We're on it because, okay, this is crazy because right before anyone noticed that they followed and unfollowed each other, um, Cardi was just going on live.

And she was posting like these messages on her story. So she goes up on her IG and she posts this saying, you know when you just outgrow relationships? And then second picture she posed, I'm tired of protecting people's feelings. I got to put myself first. And so I was thinking, what is she talking about, right?

And so then before that, she also went on IG live. And she was just continuing these two posts. And she was just reflecting, like talking about like where she wants to be in live, like just her next year resolutions, right? Listen. You know, I feel like we keep saying every year like, oh, a new year, new me, new this, new that.

I'm taking shit to the fucking heart. Like, I'm literally writing down things that I need to do for myself so I could get to where I want to be. Because I know where I want to be in life next year. You got to get rid of that weight. And when it comes to that weight, it's just like mentality, procrastination, laziness, and people. Because a lot of people are dead weight too. Whoa, whoa, whoa. She's talking about dropping dead weight, meaning people.

And she unfollowed offset. I don't know if I'm reaching. She can't be talking about, okay, so knowing offset the way I do. Right. Oh, that's the homie. That's the homie. That's the homie. That's the same favorite songs.

You know, we had a great interview. You know, but look, dead weight, like, he is a superstar. That's your husband. Her baby daddy. Yeah. Like dead weight, calling him dead weight, if that's the case, is crazy. Yeah. Then she continued it, though, because she was talking about,

She's a Libra. And so she was saying like, you know what? As the Libra, we tend to always protect people's feelings, their image. But she's like, you know what? It just, she started going off and it started like she was really talking about offset. When it comes to people, we always want to protect their feelings. We always want to protect her image. Like, how would they feel or how would life without me will be for them?

Next year is going to be all about me. All about what do I need to do to get to where I want to be as a boss? into where I want to be mentally. And big shoes are going to have to be filled and some people are going to have to get the fuck out. As hard as it is, stop protecting other people's feelings. Who is she talking about? I just think.

Offset does have big shoes, for sure. That's the one thing you noticed when you saw him? That's not the one thing I noticed about my friend. No. But I'm going to tell you, as a Capricorn, I hate people that use zodiac signs for things. Shut. It just annoys me.

It's like, bro, it's just life. As a cancer, I'm sensitive to that. You know what I'm saying? And it's upsetting me and my home. It hurts me as a Capricorn. It just pisses me. Oh, look, why do you guys use these Sonya exams for excuses to feel the way you feel? Because it happens.

It's when the stars align, bro. The stars are aligning. See, Greg gets it. It makes you feel a certain way. Come on. Greg gets it. So any of those Zodiac girls want to hit me up with a lot. Oh, my gosh.

Greg cuts dead weight. All of a sudden, he has a lot of room. Big chuse to fill. I got crystals in my room and stuff like that. Really for energy, huh? For all that energy that we get to change. Yeah, exactly. You're trying to get a cleanse.

Vic, I think you need to check up on your homie, though. That's, uh, yeah, man. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't know if I'm reaching. No, it's all of a coincidence that after all that she unfalled, they unfollowed each other. Yeah. And then I know that this is not here, but she had a mention to me.

She's like, have you noticed that Cardi's not wearing her ring? But I told her, No, but she tends to never really wear her ring. Like if you guys see old pictures, she doesn't really wear it. Which I get it because it's probably really expensive. She doesn't want to lose it.

Right. I don't know. Some people don't prefer to wear rings too because it's kind of uncomfortable. Yeah, true. No, I wouldn't know. That's a maximum excuse. What we didn't?

He's trying to change the color of a one ring. Oh, shit up. Where did you get that from? Yeezy? I feel like I have to save this. Like, I feel like I got to call up the homie offset. Yeah. Make sure he's good, you know.

Are you good? Because sometimes people don't care about how men feel. Yeah, I'm saying. Yeah, I agree. No, she's saying the other thing. She's tired of protecting people's feelings, and she's putting herself first. If Cardi's not going to protect his feelings, I will. Yeah.

You got to remind him all the good times that you guys had to get there. Yeah. That we interview at one time. Yeah, I got you. Maybe you can buy one of those happy stones? Yeah. What's the happy stone according to you? I have one in my backpack.

Which is? A crystal or something? As a cancer, we love those. I got the crystal right here. I'll give you the. Crystal. So you really think it's a wrap for them? I feel like maybe they had an argument.

A big argument. Yeah, because I tend to do that sometimes. I know when I... You want to follow Marcus? When I was drunk. That just happened to be Saturday. I created a scenario in my head. Yeah.

I was drunk and I called him and I got so mad at him because in my head he didn't react the way I wanted him to react. Wow. I blocked them. You blocked them? Yeah. And then you unblock them. Shut up my friend.

Let me guess. Let me guess. You blamed it on your zodiac sign. I blamed it on the alcohol. Ah, alcohol. Like Jamie? Yeah, like Jamie. Oh, my God.

No, but I hope like they're not separating. Yeah, they're like a power couple. Exactly. They've been rocking for a long time. Yeah. All right. But moving on, you guys, I had to actually sneak this one in because there's more. There is more.

Moving on from Cardi. Actually, no, no, no. I forgot to mention this. Sorry. My head is just. No, go ahead. There's more cheese man. Okay.

Because I was reading the comments and then somebody like a lot of fans were just speculating and they're like What about what if this is just like a publicity? A publicity stunt why can I talk? Publicity stunt because Nick and Minaj is dropping her album Okay, that's a I don't know That is a reach. That could actually be you think so that is a big reach What does that have to do with? I don't know that they're just they're just trying to again publicity stuff You know what it is? It's the zodiac signs. That's what it is

She's a Capricorn and this and this. And what time when we're in Sagittarius time? I think we are in Sagittarius time. We're in Sagittance time. Are we Mercury's and Riggetton right now? No. Is it? It's the foreshadow period before.

Foreshadow period. Irene knows a lot about Australia. What's one, two, and three shadows? I don't know. Oh, my God. Foreshadowing. Okay. All right.

Is there other two months? Yes. This is the one that I got so happy about you guys. What? Baby, baby. You're having a baby? Oh, oh, oh, oh. No, Ashanti and Nili are having a baby, you guys.

This gives me hope. It's always the, what's it called? When you circle around the block, get back with your ex. Get back with your ex. Because look, Nelly and Ashanti. Wait, are you telling the world to get back with their exes? Is that what you're saying? Yeah.

Spin the block season. Exactly. Listen, I am back from Marcos. Ashanti and Nelly are back with. each other having a baby Ben and Jailor are back together happy married I don't know if he's happy Jalo's happy Ben is miserable but it seems the way to go it's cuffing season go and get back with you wow I still like I can't believe that Ashanti's what like 44 doesn't matter my mom had my brother like at 40 no I'm not saying there's anything wrong with I'll fight you right

it's great I'm not like age shaming her I'm saying that's great you are age yeah I'm not I'm just asking like I heard you say something about her age No, but she looks pristine. Like, she's in mint condition. Like, she is great. Yeah, this is going to be fine. This is her first child and Nelly's third child. If she's really pregnant because she hasn't said anything.

Yeah. That's great. If that's true, like, he did not play around this time. He got back with her and he's like, boom, right away. Yeah. Putting this baby right there. He knew what he lost. I love it. Said batter up?

I'm the first swing. It's just so annoying. It was so annoying. All right. All right. That's it. Super Somas Sondrasala brought to you by your local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Morning's on Power 106.

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What? Yes. Wait. A serial killer in Beverly Hills? Yeah. How? I thought it was Lala Land over there. It's perfect.

There's serial killers everywhere. Everywhere. Jesus. Yes. Just because of serving the place. More importantly, they're scanning our license plates. Like as soon as you like step foot in Beverly Hills. Like as soon as you drive in.

You drive in. I'm texting my mom. She works in Beverly Hills. Wait, is that even legal? Yeah, that sounds like. Like don't I have to sign something like, hey, yes, I gave you authority. Big brother vibes. It's kind of the same thing with like the Amtrak takes pictures.

Is Amtrak or Fast Track that takes pictures of your license plate? Fast track. Fast track? Yeah. It takes pictures of a license plate. That type of deal. Yeah. So a lot of like there's a like a very.

split support on this license plate scanning, but then they bring up these stories where it's like, look, if it wasn't for the license plate scanner, we wouldn't have caught this alleged serial killer. They got lucky with that, though. And he probably made like a wrong left turn or something. Did he use a blinker? Yeah, exactly.

And it's like, woo! And they're like, oh, it was the, see this multi-million dollar technology that we've been using and tracking you guys this whole time? It worked one time. It was someone's dream camera. And even like in other countries, I think it's China.

They have a face scanner that's all over the city. So no matter where you go, anything you do, you're being scanned. Have you ever seen how those work? No. It's literally scanned your face within like milliseconds. Like in the movies?

Exactly like in the movies. It's wild. That's the thing. It's like we're heading into that world of like everything's being surveilled and like they're always watching us. Big Brother vibes. Like I don't like it.

Vic. What kind of crimes are you doing that? You don't like it? None. Vic, when's the last time you posted a picture of yourself on Instagram? Yesterday. They already have your face, bro. What are you hiding from?

No, the picture I posted was hiding my face. It was hiding your face. With glasses on, exactly. I'm fighting against all this malarkey. We're showing our faces all the time. Yeah, there's the camera. It's recording? Yeah.

Oh, yeah, it is. Yeah. No, but look, it's just like, okay, why when we go into Beverly Hills, though? Like they're not recording me when I go to South Central Right Or downtown Or Van Eyes Or Van Eyes you know what I'm saying

Like they don't care what we're doing over there It's Beverly Hills No I know That's my point Yeah they're just like As soon as you get in here Like your address doesn't match

All right we're gonna pull you over And get the hell out of here Yeah my mom texting I don't like that She works like literally right in the middle Beverly Hills She's like they're everywhere The plate scanners

They're on every other block Like how do they look like though They look like regular cameras Just regular like traffic cameras Oh like on the light Yeah Okay, I thought it was like a cop and it's just like, it's getting you.

No, that's the speed. Remember they were trying to do that whole, like giving everybody tickets for taking the lights? Oh, yeah. It looks like that. That's what it was like. And I'm happy they stopped at least like where I live, the red light thing. Oh, yeah. Because every time you'd want to make like a turn, a right turn, it like take a photo of you.

It's like, bro, like I have the right away to make it right. There's no traffic. No, but then you can't argue with like a computer, right? So you get the ticket in the mail and you're like, why did I get this? What do you mean? I never got the ticket. What are you talking about? I never got it.

No. Because you have fake license, please. Don't go to Beverly Hills. You never sent it to me. I never got that. I don't know. I never took that red light. Because your car's not registered.

Oh, okay. Wow, that's crazy, though. So there are big surveillance vibes going on. Yeah. So stay away from Beverly Hills. I'll see. You, Vic. What?

Brownback Morning's Power 106. I'm Rose Cranz, Vic. And yesterday. You are? Yes. Yes. We came across the coolest thing that ever happened. Like, the GTA trailer. Oh. It leaked early, too. It did. It leaked early. I got it. It was supposed to drop like way, like so many hours later. Yep. Somebody leaked it and then Rockstar just said, all right, whatever. You guys could have it then.

It was supposed to drop actually today at 6 a.m. Yeah, so we got it early. Yeah, we got it yesterday. Like at 12, wasn't it? Like at 12? Yeah, it was like maybe like 1 p.m. Yeah. What time did you hack the system? I didn't hack the system. I wish I knew that type of stuff. But we finally saw the trailer and everybody just went crazy for it. It looks so realistic. Yeah. We're going to post it on Brownback Mornings 106, so everybody can watch it as well. But right now we're going to play the audio of it.

Go ahead. Lucille, do you know why you're here? Bad luck, I guess. I got the cheese. Well, look who's back. The only way we're going to be. get through this is by sticking together being a team trust fire bro so excited so we got to see like the images were crazy like just seeing like the story and what you can do like they were in the

club they were on live like like instagram live like it was a whole lot of i might finally be able to afford bottle service yes there's bottle service in the club and then like you start to just see like the whole story shape itself, right? So it is a female protagonist like people were talking about. Someone named Lucia is like the main character, which is totally different from the past. It's always been a male protagonist, CJ and San Andreas. Yeah. Who was GTA 5, the main guy? Maximum. No. There's Trevor. There's three different characters. Yeah. And they're all, yeah. And then now you see that it takes place in Vice City, which is based on Miami and Florida. and then so you see like the culture of you know Florida and Miami like in the trailer and it's so realistic

I have friends from Florida they're just like oh my God that's us even we're being represented in here even like the cars that they use in the old GTA Vice City like the Ferrari what is it they have the Ferrari Teserosa and then the Kuntah I was like yo I'm having flashbacks of when I was a kid playing Vice City these cars are the greatest cars out there and is this they're so cute I just keep thinking like I would be playing with Barbies or something I don't know no but look they're including you guys now yeah all because it's Lucia yeah and my name's Anghelca she's a Latina

okay she's a protagonist you know what I'm saying like you guys can play along to feel included are you gonna play? probably not the best part was like you know you hit the clubs probably not I don't even hit the clubs in real life it's like actual whole reality game because there's like takeovers happening into the middle of the street yeah it's crazy

and it's like what the hell like they've been developing it like to a T of like just really to match real life yeah you got to tell the bad news though yeah when does this come out the bad news because you guys are all hyped over here 20 25 yeah we're almost in 2024 you know what I'm saying oh that's a long time okay why do they do that because if you look if you were to look at the trailer of this game you would see how much there's going on in this okay I get that but why like tease you guys for like for a year well they've been teasing us for like 10 years. Yeah, it's been 10 years. What's one more year, you know?

12 months. 20, 365 days. They didn't have 10 years. 10 years was not enough. No. For they didn't come up with a new system. No, because this map, you got to understand. The map is very, very, very detailed. Okay. Or maybe they've even bigger. They're not procrastinated. It's crazy. It's very, it's even bigger than a GTA 5's map. Yeah. Which is like already huge. I would have appreciated like a three month gap. Like a year to me is like, all right, by like a year I'm going to lose interest. I feel like they're giving people time to update their consoles, like get a newer one because this game's going to be so big that you're not going to be able to run it on your old one. Yeah. It's like, let's give them a year to buy a new one to see if they could play this game.

That's too long, a whole year. Yeah. But I'm thinking, okay, it's probably like going to come out during the holidays of 2020. Vig has a hard time two months with a girl. You're going to wait a year for a game? I know. Imagine that, like, I think that's something to wait for, you know? It's worth waiting for it?

It's worth waiting for it. Oh, yeah. So a year? Two years. 10. No, because what if they drop it at the same time, like around December? Like December? That'd be two years.

So they're playing us again. Like they said, they were going to drop the trailer today. You're right. But they actually drop it earlier. Or, okay, no. How about they dropped it? Like, hopefully they drop it like January 1st. January 2025.

That's not going to happen. Hopefully. No? No. That's like a. Happy New Year's his GTA. I know. Oh my gosh.

But it looks like it's already done. Like, I'm like, I'm with you, Angie, in a way of we're like, it's like, like, What else do you guys need? Someone's got to leave the version that's not ready and I'll just play it. That's all. I feel like there's just so much detail that they haven't finished yet. Like there's that so much. Like they haven't mastered the shape of the BBLs in the models.

No, they mastered it. All right. There's this gift going around that I thought was real. It's like, it's just a gift of like a girl twerking on a car. Yeah. And I'm like, oh my God, like when did this happen? You double tap the like, what's her at? Yeah, what's her at?

Oh, it's a AI character. You're crazy. But I was already. Why are you blushing? It's just hot in here. That is crazy. But I've already started to make plans. I know it's like 2025.

It comes out, but I already started making plans about the things I'm going to do. No. I'm going to have multiple wives in this game, okay? No, I've already just started to think like, so it's Miami, right? So like in my mind I'm like, okay, I've been in Miami. What are the things that I couldn't do when I was in Miami? because I don't have enough money or resources or whatever. Now, GTA, I got to grind it out and I'll get some bread.

Exactly. I'll have a couple people, whatever I got to do. And I was like, okay, what I'm going to do is I'm going to go to a booby trap on the river. It's a nice club out there. Oh, okay. Okay. I'm going to get like a section there. You know what I'm saying?

Get a whole bottle service. You get posted too. Apparently you could post like status and stuff like that. Yeah, exactly. It could be like on Instagram. Are you too? Yeah. You guys are going to be hanging out on the GTA?

Yeah. Yeah, we'll have a whole click going on there. We'll have like a server or something. Yeah, it'll be cool. That I'm going to buy a, what's it called, a condo in Brickle, which is like a penthouse. Brickle's nice. Brickle's nice. So you can, like, go there.

I was thinking of, like, all the things like I always want to do in Miami. Yeah. You know. Drive some Lamborghini. Drive some Lamborghini. Exactly. Exactly. But I think this is the first GTA, too, that might have animals in it because I, like, I saw the video where the guy's trying to, like, fight off the crocodile.

Oh, before you guys had no animals before? Wait, you didn't give a dog? but you guys are the perritos that'd be cool being here a dog no but like yeah they let you guys in there before what's new about this

about what the animals oh wow what are some other plans you have Greg what I'm hoping that my character could transfer over to this new GTA

because if I can I'll be rich already no you gotta restart if I had to start from the bottom that's a BS how much money you got yeah Lucille I actually logged on last

last last last last Last night, I got four million in my bank account. I got to go check my clubs. I got to go check all my businesses. That's right. How much money you got in real life? Yeah, for sure. How much money do you have in real life right?

Right now, pay days Friday, so I don't know. I don't know, so we'll get there. Oh, my God. Well, GTA 6. Only two more days still payday and only two more years till GTI. Brownback Morning. Brownback Morning's Power 106. I'm Rose Kranz, Vic.

Yeah. We're like 19, 20 days away from Christmas, y'all. 1920 days? 20 days. Well, it depends because it's like if you're Mexican, like me, it's like 24. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? So 1920. Have you guys started your Christmas shopping already?

I actually, no, I just started the kids mainly. Okay. This year, the kids got really expensive. They jumped up in price? Yeah. Is it like inflation or they're just asking for bigger and better things? No, they just assume I got it. Oh, it's because you got a job on Power 106 in the morning show.

They're rich. One of the iPad, one of the iPhone. Buy us something with that Power 106 money, that. One of those Infinity desks or something. Infinity desk? I don't know what they're called. What is that? The ones with the nice mirror for like.

Oh, Infinity. Oh, vanity. You said Infinity? Such a dad. Such a dad. I just swipe, okay? And now you know why they're asking you for expensive things. Yeah.

It's just swipe. Throw it in the bag. All I do was swipe. It hurts. Well, you're going to get him that, huh? Yeah, I don't have a choice. Oh, you're such a good little dad. One of one infinity mirror.

Good luck with that infinity mirror. You can tell them, I couldn't find it, so I couldn't get you that gift. What is it called? Vanity. Infinity mirror is hilarious because if you hold one mirror up to another one, it's an infinity mirror. It'll just go on forever and never, never, never. When you said infinity mirror, I thought it was, I thought Buzz Light Year. To infinity.

Yeah, I'm like, maybe like that theme like Buzz Lightyer, he has a mirror. What about you guys? Have you guys started? On myself? On myself? What? Listen, I am the worst at Christmas shopping because I am the person that will go like a day before to be shopping for everyone. But who's the hardest person?

The hardest person has to be my dad. Why? Because that man is super, super simple. Like he doesn't wear cologne. He doesn't wear watches. Like you give him clothes. clothes and it's like just stacked in the closet for years. So every year I always give him slippers,

but now it's like at a point where he has stacks of slippers in the closet. So I don't know what to give him. It's exactly like my grandpa. He's the same way, like not into like fancy things or anything like that. So it is like, I don't know. I feel like he'd be super happy with like, you know, he does like construction and stuff like that. Like he loves like Home Depot.

That's his favorite store. Oh my God. Same with my dad. A home Depot gift card? He'll probably go. But that's messed up. It's like I'm giving. It feels weird, but it does.

It makes him happy. I know, but it's like if I buy him like something like a tool for tree trimming, it's like I'm giving him something for him to go work. True, but does he love working? He does. Yes, I know. My grandpa too. Like, I'm like, dude.

It's like people like that. What do you get them? Yeah. It's tough. And then it's like if I get him scratchers because that's always a good thing. Well, that's a good thing. It's like then I get him scratchers. My other sisters get him scratches.

He's just filled with scratchers. And also if you don't. won't win, it kind of sucks. Yeah. We just spent like a hundred bucks and scratcher day. He's like, it's not even Christmas. It's scratcher day. What about you just like look at his

favorite shirt and re-buy it? He has, this is the problem. We buy him jeans. We buy him shirts. We buy him jackets. They're just all in the closet. I don't know why Mexican dads do that. They just hoard everything from their kids and not use it. And this is what gets me.

Yeah, all the new stuff too. They don't use it. I don't want to use it because you gave it to me and it's nice. It's like, boy, I bought it. You can use it. And you know what happens that like he'll forget about it and then like maybe a year two later he'll try it on and he'll be like it it doesn't fit me how can you return it or exchange it i'm like full

two years later but yeah my dad's always a headache i got the same problem angie with my nieces okay so my nieces get anything they want at any time so if they're like papa i want a sled my dad will go and buy a sled for them right then and there like here's here's five of them they're weird they're like don't wake up No, he is. No, wake up. No, wake up. I want to slide.

My dad goes and buys a slide from. Just like that? Just like that. I want a bike. My mom goes and buys them up. It's like, what these kids? What's left for us to buy? There's a whole back room of storage that just stuff they don't even use anymore.

See, it happened. Dude, your parents sound like genies. Like barely got parents. I'll call them. I'll adopt another grandkids. It's funny because I'll be in my room and then the house will get all quiet. I'll call him. I'm like, hey, where do you guys?

go. Oh, we went to Walmart because Malady wanted this. And I'm like, you could have said no. Just say no to her. Yeah. Have they ever told her no? No. No. I'm always yes. I swear. It'll be complete silent. I'm like, wow, where did everybody go? Have they ever told you know? All the time. I'm like, yo, can you make me like a guest idea or something? They're like, you're an adult. Go get it yourself. I'm like, yo, all right. I like this energy. So when it comes around like Christmas time, it's hard for you to buy them anything because they already have it all. My niece says they get anything they want. They have everything.

One is 10 and one is six or five. Five. Oh, okay. They're living good. They're getting everything right now because it's just toys. But wait until they get to Maximus kids age, what, 10 and 11? Five. Yeah.

And they started asking for that expensive gifts. That's when. Yeah. Last year, Max asked for a drone, no. I was like, you can't even fly it. Why a drone? I don't know. My niece.

A drone is crazy. A four year. a scooter, just a big, you would think scooter, right? A basic $20 dollar, raise a scooter. My mom goes buys her an electric $100 scooter. And she's like, I don't want it because it's not pink and I'm like

well, wow. You guys know my elephant? Yeah, we do actually. Can I enjoy it? No. I know. You guys got the good gifts over there. I mean, it might have to skip out on the cassero, but I definitely want the gifts. You got to enjoy the food to be able to be in the white elephant. There's always a catch.

It's always a catch. But yeah, my nieces are The hardest one's a shot for. Maybe next time just piece up with your parents like whatever they buy. Just be like, all right, I'm throwing in 20. I said to say, from grandpa and grandma and Greg. And, yeah, I threw in 20 on that. Me too, me too.

Enjoy it. Enjoy it. Oh, you're having so much fun. Aren't you remember when uncle bought that? Yeah, exactly. Take credit for it. What about you, Irene? Arizi.

That's to be my dad. See? Men are the hardest. Yeah, because we buy him, I don't want to buy him stuff for work, but that's what he'll use. And then anything else I buy him, like, is for the house. He won't use. Like we bought him, he's a Raider fan. So we bought him like the grill set, like that was Raiders.

And he's never touched it. It's just sitting there. Because it's too nice. He doesn't want to mess it up, right? Yeah, but I'm just like, fool. We bought it. Yeah, it's just irritating. But other than that, like, everybody else is pretty easy.

They all have their own things. It's because it's Raiders and they can't cook up this season. Wow. Beat him up. I agree. Dude, I know you're not talking with the Chargers getting cooked every weekend. Every Sunday they're getting barbecue. He's a Broncos fan.

No, my family's a Broncos fan. He's a Chargers fan. I can't believe anything he says. Oh, my. Anyway, who is it hard for you guys to shop for? For me, it's for my son because he'll trick me into buying him Christmas presents like four times a year. Four times a year? Yeah, because he's like, Dad, oh, can I get this for Christmas?

Yeah. And then I'll be like, okay, I'm buying you this now, but don't ask me for nothing for Christmas. Yeah. And then a couple months go by, and I forget that I said that, but he doesn't. I mean, like, he'll conveniently forget. He'll ask me for something else. He'll be like, Spider-Man 2, Dad, please. This is my birthday gift.

Da-da-da. I end up buying him something on his birthday anyway. And then his birthday just passed. So it's like very close to Christmas. Ah. And it's just like always, like, he'll always find something for me to buy. But the thing is that I buy it four or five times throughout the year. He just tricks the hell out of me.

It's February and I'm buying you a Christmas gift already. I know. And he's like, Dad, please, please. I won't ask for nothing. But there's always something else. And you go and buy it, huh? Yeah. Dude, I'm a sucker.

Is your kid and you're rich? I'm not rich. You got the power money. I know, that's what he said. That's like his new thing. He says that? He's like, well, just use your power 106 money. Dad, I'm like,

you're rich rich. It's all the same money. It's all in the same account. It's no different money. Yeah, it's just like some unlimited like supply. It's like I just dip into like the power 106 fund. Okay. Well, it's not his fault that, you know, you just got a new car.

So all that money you're saving on gas? Oh, don't remind him. He's in a first thing right now. He's a little big. I got money, bro. I see this, he got a lot of hundred in it. He'd be pocket watching me.

He's like, is your car charged since you don't have to pay for gas? We can go to Target. I know. He'd be saying stuff like that. I'm like, how are you so smart, bro? Yeah.

No, that's definitely, he's definitely the hardest to shop for it because I got to shop like five times a year for Christmas gifts. Christmas in February. Exactly. You got to do it sometimes. That's how it is.

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