Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep.12 (07/12/23)

Episode Date: July 12, 2023

Letty Peniche and Rosecrans Vic come together for Brown Bag, the LA based (and biased) morning show from 2 hispanics who love to hustle, put people on game, and of course, clown. Check them out LIVE everyday on POWER 106 6A-10A, Monday through Friday. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Does the West Coast have the next Babe Ruth? Oh, yeah. All right. If you know anything about Babe Ruth, you know that he goes by many names. Oh, yeah. Yes, many names. You never heard of Salt and a Swat?

The Titan of Terror. The Colossus of Clout. The Colossus of Clout. The King Crash, man. The Great Bambino! Babe Ruth. That's such a summer movie. But Babe Ruth might come to 0 status. I've learned from my guy Rose Kranzvik.

Oh, yeah. Because this off-season, we got someone on the open market. Not we. The angels do. What's his name? Shohei Otani. Shohei Otani. They're calling him a unicorn with a price that can't be quantified.

That's what Dodgers Freddie Freeman has called him. Players are estimating that he could go for half a billion. in his next deal and that he would be worth every cent of that all right I know that he is popping I know that people love Otani I know that we wish we had Otani on the Dodgers but I don't know what

makes him Babe Ruth like He's pretty much the best hitter And the best pitcher in the league And he plays every day He doesn't get hurt He's very durable He does his thing Yeah he does the thing like it's the thing is

And this is really like to first For Freddie Freeman to have called him a unicorn. I'm like, all right, a man calling another man of unicorn. Yeah. But what about him? And it's that he can hit and he can pitch. Yes, and he's great at both. He's not average at both.

He's literally great at the top of the food chain of both. Yeah, usually a player is either good at one specific thing. So you're a great pitcher. You're a great home hitter. But this guy is the combination of like the two best players and it's just into one. And there's no one like him. No. And why isn't he on the Dodgers?

Okay, so when he initially came from Japan, because he was killing it, crushing it in the Japan League, there was a couple teams that were in the mix. It was, I believe, the Yankees, the Dodgers and the Angels. The Angels were obviously the underdog because it's like, why would he go to the Angels? Exactly. There's the Yankees and the Dodgers right there. But he ended up picking the Angels. Oh, my God. And, you know, they thought.

They have money like that? They do. Yeah, they do. They ended up, they were thinking like, oh, okay, sure. Shohei and Mike Trout, two of the best players in the game, they're going to kill it, they're going to crush it, they're going to become a dynasty, and it didn't work out. They still haven't even been to the playoffs, I don't believe. Damn. Okay, so it's been three, four years since he's been on the team, and now he's going to test free agency.

He could have re-signed with them and done an extension on his contract, but he's going to hit the open market. Get the big back. And last season, the Dodgers were a little conservative. They let go at Trey Turner. They were supposed to pay him like $300 million. 200 mil to stay. They let them walk. And so now they're like, oh, they're saving up their pennies.

Oh, you think so? Because I'm thinking half a billion dollars, right? That's a lot. That's $500 million. $500 million. And there's teams that have that. Yeah. Dodgers is one of them.

Yep. Is the Angels another one of them? They can pay him that. Yeah. Are the Yankees another one of them? Yeah. Okay. And realistically, any team can offer.

fluid players to try to make room for him. Yeah. But he needs to show interest. Yeah. He's that good. He's, yeah, that good. Has he won anything? Like, he didn't win the Angels anything, did he?

No, but that's their fault. Oh, okay, okay, okay. They have a bad organization. Oh, okay. Yeah. If he was on the Dodgers, that wouldn't happen. No. All right.

So is there a way that, like, because what happens to the other players on the Dodgers team? Because I know we have, like, our favorites. Yep. Especially when it comes to pitchers, like, Udias. Yeah. What happens there? So. Or there can be multiple pitchers, right?

There can be, but we're kind of at a crossroads. Shout out to Bon Thugs. Because Julio is a free agent this season. Last season, he signed a one-year deal to stay with the team for one more year. 14 million. 14 million a year. Get your points. And next year, he's going to be also testing the free agent market.

So it's like, can they afford both? In theory, yes. But that would mean that Micheladas would be $35 each. You know what I'm saying? Put it on us. Yes. No, they always put it on us.

You want Urias here still? How bad you want both them players? Oh, man. So it's like they can, but essentially they're probably going to have to choose between one or the other. Because when big, big pitchers hit the open market, they get two, 300 million and so do players. So it's like this guy is both of those in one. In one. Yeah.

Oh my gosh, he's like head and shoulders. He's like shampoo and conditioning. Yes. Wow. Oh my gosh. Now I see it. Yeah. Now I see it.

Okay. But look, check this out because I heard that Kershaw don't like him. Yeah. I heard that like last free agency, Kershaw flew out to meet this fool and Otani distam. Stood him up. Stood him up. And so now Kershaw who's like,

hey, if Kershaw says jump, we're saying how high. Yes, but Kershaw, I believe, is also on a one-year deal. Oh, my gosh. The drama! They're literally out of crossroads. Shout out to bone thugs. Are we down to sacrifice these guys we supposedly love Yeah.

Urias and Kershaw for Otani. Hey man, there comes a time and every team's life. When he chose another girl before he chose us. Yeah, but he didn't know because he was new to America. So he just, he thought the angels and Dodgers like. He saw angels in the outfield. I know it. Yeah, it was propaganda.

It was propaganda. You got tricked. It is a tough situation because especially in L.A., you grow to like commit yourself to these like teams. And like you grow, like not. personal bonds, but like, you're just like, they're personal. There's tattoos.

There's like, okay, the thing about it is, Kershaw and Urias, we'll always have 20-20. Don't forget 2020. We'll always have that together. We won a championship together. Never forget. You don't mind moving on from girl to girl.

That's why they. Some of us have a thing called loyalty. What's that? Loyalty, Loyalty. Not just a song. Like Kendrick Lamar and Rihanna. Oh, okay. I thought it was just a song.

No tough. No. I will. Sometimes you got to. It's a tough situation. Yeah. Because as much as like, if we would think like, man,

O'Dia should take another one year deal. But it's like, I also want him to get his bag. His bag. Like in full. I want, I want, well,

clearly we have it. Yeah. I want us to give him his bag. Yeah. I don't want, and then I'm going to be selfish. I don't want Udias to go to angels. Oh,

it's like a trade. And then there's like a whole more, a bigger rivalry. Yeah. He could go to the twins or something. Okay. So do you think. This is why Freeman has been saying really nice things about Otani.

Because maybe they're the next era of the Dodgers. Oughtani and Freeman by Kirshah, by Udias. No, if Kirshah's on his one year and this song is one year. Yeah. Fred Freeman already has the best walkout songs in the game, I'm telling you. And a lot of people have theorized that Kershaw is going to end up playing for the Rangers, which is his hometown team because he's from like the Dallas Arlington area. Oh my gosh.

At the end of his career. He's a fellow Texan. Yeah. So he's probably going to do that for the last year or two of his contract. But I mean, this doesn't mean... This baseball drama is advice. Right, it's drama. It's really drama.

You like it? Yeah, I like what the guys are going through. It's called the hot stove. It doesn't mean that he can't come back. He can't come back and retire as a Dodger because that's what he's going to do. Like a one-day contract. Yeah, Kershaw. But he also might just call it quits.

He's made so much money. He's an incredible player. He might just want to retire and just, you know, not go to another team. The one that hurts is Udi us. Because Kershiel, all right, bro, you, you, you, you, We, we, we, we rode together for a long time. Yeah. Everybody does it.

Yeah. We're else thinking I have Kulichi stuff. Yeah. I know. Maybe, I don't even want to give my ideas. I know. I was about to say maybe he could go to Arizona, like it's kind of close to Mexico, but I don't even want to give them ideas. Yeah.

Okay. No. Okay. Well, that's, that's your dodger drama. Yes. Dramatica. Super dramatic. Oh, Salah, with Angie.

All right. Do you guys have half siblings? I do. How did you know? My older brother Jerry. You guys, oh. I have a little big brother. Oh, he's younger than him?

Yeah, but, oh, that's your half-sibling? His dad was tall? Yeah, six, seven. Damn. Vic, that's news to me. I don't know that that was your half-brother. I know, but I didn't know that was your half-brother. Because you always treat, you don't say it.

Yeah, I'm not like, here. That's my little brother. A little half-roarole here. You're right, because I have half-siblings too, and I don't think I've ever mentioned that, right? No. But you know who also has half siblings? And we did not know Beyonce, you guys. Shut up.

We be. Hold the phone. Right? We only know Solange, but actually she has a 13-year-old. And Solange is her real sister. Her real sister, both mommy and daddy's name. But she has a half-brother that comes from her dad's side. And he's 13 years old.

So if you guys didn't know, like back in the day, like early 2008 or so, something like that. Her dad, Matthew knows Beyonce's dad. He had an affair with this Canadian actress, right? Her name is Alexandra. Right. And now before you guys ask me, like, well, how do we know if that's even her son? Like, I mean, that's his son, all that stuff. No, dude, Beyonce's dad, he took a paternity test to figure it out.

A DNA test. And then, yes, it turned out that that is his son. So can't be denying that. Yeah. And so it's been rumored that because of that affair, like Beyonce, he, she, they divorced. Tina and him divorced. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, it was just that that Beyonce fired her dad because of that affair, fired her dad from being the manager. And that's why Tina and the dad They divorce Yeah Right And so Beyonce never acknowledges this Right So years go by

She's out here She's touring She's being rich She's being right She's being Beyonce But then meanwhile Little Nixon He's growing up

Right Nixon That's his name That's his name That's his name Right Poor thing So little Nixon

He's growing up Like a little brokey And he's living in a trailer Meanwhile Beyonce's out here Being It's crazy It's true That's on dad

That's not on Beyonce. Yeah, it's not her fault. Man, that sucks. Also. Yeah, that when you're the rich one, it all falls on you. It does. Yeah. Because they see you as like, oh, you're the one that makes that money. Look at how poor I'm living.

You should help me. What's $100,000 to you anyway? Yeah. It's pocket change. Pocket change. So now fast forward to now, little Nixon is 13, like I said. And now his mom, she actually went and talked to the son. She went on to an interview.

And she's, like, out here saying, like, oh, my son, he's asking, why doesn't Beyonce love me? Why doesn't she acknowledge me? Wow. Why don't she say my name? Say my name. Pretty much. But you know what's crazy? That he's out there complaining like, oh, why does it Beyonce love me?

But Homeboy hasn't even met the dad nor Beyonce. Never. Yeah, that's dad's fault. Like I said. It is. It is. Yeah. Yeah.

Focus on the relationship with Pops first. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know why they keep saying like, oh, it should be Beyonce. But I get it. She's famous. But fool, you haven't met a dad. He's famous too.

Like, like, that fool didn't make money. too off his daughter. He came up with Destiny Shows. Yeah. He did. Yeah, you're right. The craziest thing is like, how does he know Beyonce is like his relative

and like so much information about like. Yeah, that's toxic on the mom. Yeah. That's the mom putting things in his head. Yeah. Yeah, she didn't have to tell him necessarily. Like it's like because if anything like how does that help his upbringing?

Always feeling like there should be better out there for me. Like I shouldn't be here. you know it's just natural to feel that way because if you think like your sister's a super duper star and everything that you're growing up with is going to feel worse less the comparison you're going to always be comparing everything

or like you don't belong and all of that stuff it definitely puts us straight on your like identity and stuff yeah but again that is legit dad's fault yeah yeah because he has not been in the picture whatsoever and that's why there were little brokies in his last name knows

you know what she hasn't actually said anything about that. They've been not really, really secret about that part. But I know she took him yeah, but I know she took him to court. She's asked for custody and all that stuff, but she didn't get any child support. Sorry, not custody. But he was just saying like, hey, you know what?

I'm not being on state manager anymore. So I'm not even making that much money. You know what? I think he's up to something. What do you mean? He started Destiny's child, right? Yeah. Now he's starting Hidden Child. Him and Drake. That's something going on.

Look, never count him out, all right? He's a slippery one. He's up to something. I don't know. Like Leti said, it's up to the mom because she's out here saying, like, I think Beyonce's a lovely person and she's never done anything to harm me. I don't want anything from them. I just want my son to be free and have a happy life. And hopefully, Beyonce and my son can connect in the future.

You know what's so crazy is that Beyonce has a whole ass sister. Why isn't he crying about salons? Yeah. And it's just, she's cool, she'll beat you up in the elevator. Yeah. She'll defend you full and you're over here crying about Beyonce. She's busy. She's busy doing a world tour right now.

But if you found out Irene, if you found out you had a half sibling, you're already who you are because Beyonce was already who she won't. And not even, hey, forget that. Let's put you right in the same situation. Your dad, she's on your mom like right now gets a person pregnant. So you see it all go down. Are you going to want a relationship with that sibling? No.

Right? No. Yeah, I'm going to resent. I'm going to be really pissed at my dad. I'm going to resent that kid. Yeah, it's just... So that's how she really feels you then. Yeah.

Yeah, probably. It's embarrassing. Like, it would be one thing if, like, my parents were to separate and then they had their own lives. That's their new family. Okay, because then I would have to hopefully accept the person, blah, blah, blah.

But if, like, if one of them cheated and had another kid, like... And then they split because of that kid and not fair... Now I have to be related to this random-ass person. Like, mm-mm. Like, they have to be a part of your, like, family. Yeah, like, I don't, I don't like, I'm not going to change my bubble for you just because they wanted to change their bubble. Like, no, nobody's getting added to the group chat. No, nobody's going to add to the group chat. Because I love my half brother. I love him. And I know he always like, loved and took care of me and my sister. But at the same time, it was that my, that the parents separated and then my dad moved on and then we were born. But I know it would be different. There'd be like a resentment. Yeah. Had we been the reason like his family broke up, which you're going to feel that way. Yeah.

Yeah. After your mom came into the picture, the baby was born, and then now have to be this baby's homie? Yeah. Exactly. I think it's all about how the baby came about because, like, for me, I was 14, 15, and then my mom had already separated from my dad and was just like, hey, you're going to have a brother. And I'm like, okay, like, cool.

You know, I'm just happy. You know, I'm like, my mom's having a new baby. I don't look at it like, oh, it's going to be my half-sibling or anything like that. I'm just excited. I'm welcoming my little brother. I only had two little sisters. I never had a brother. Yeah.

So I'm excited. But if it was like, you know, maybe two years before when my parents were still together and the baby was born out of like wedlock or whatever the cases, then I probably would have felt a little differently. You know what I'm saying? Also, I think even like. At least at first. Yeah. If happened, let's say my dad did that, I think if he made the effort to bring him around and kind of incorporate him, maybe at first it'd be a little weird, you know. But over time, you'll grow to be like, all right, like, this is my.

half-brother. Oh, that's how I feel. No, I get what you're saying. Because I thought I had a half-brother that I discovered. And did you love them right away? I already loved them.

That was cool. Perfect, yeah. So the backstory is I went to a car show with my dad, and while we're walking around, we ran into one of my homies. And that homie had his mom with him, and the mom knew my dad.

And I was like, from back in the day. And your homie's dad is also not in his, the picture. Exactly. I mean you guys kind of look alike. Yeah. Coincidence?

So I walked up to him, we were talking, and then, you know, they were talking for a while. And then after me and my dad walked away, and he's like, how do you know that kid? And I was like, oh, he's the homie. You know, he's DJs, he's cool, all this stuff. And then I was like, well, how do you know his mom? And he's like, well, you know, back in the day. And then, you know, me just knowing my dad, I'm just like, oh, no. And then I was like, well, he's my brother or what?

Yeah. And then he's like, no? Don't say that. Don't play like that. super serious. He got super serious and then I was like oh wait there's something here right and then for like a split second I thought like dude if major was my brother that I'll be sick you know like I would have welcomed it although it would have been like you know the timelines would have been like it definitely overlapped with the time that you know we're a happy family

in my house however yeah but I mean I guess because I'm older I don't care as much like If I would have found that at a younger date, you know, it would have affected me. But it's, and also it helped that I already knew this guy. And, like, kicked it with them. Got drunk with him a bunch of times. But it ended up not being my brother, unfortunately. Did that get you said?

Kind of. I was like, that would have been cool. You got your homes up for nothing? Because it would have just been, like, added to the story. Yeah, what crazy story? You know? But, yeah, no, he's like, my dad sat me down the other day. He's like, that's not your brother, Michael.

I'll show you proof. And I'm just like, I don't know. What was a proof bee? I don't know. Yeah, I was going to ask. I didn't care to ask. Yeah. What would the proof?

Nick, you haven't tried to actually take, like, a DNA test just to be funsties for funsties? No. Those are not free. Yeah. No, no, because he literally said he's like, I already, he's like, when I met her, because he sent me down had like a real talk. He's like, when I met her, she already had her kid.

Oh, okay. And he was like, and then, but essentially when he told me, like, it did overlap, you know? But he was just being real like, he's like, look, homie. It's not, I wasn't perfect, but he's not your brother, all right? I'm just like, fair enough. Fair enough. Yeah. Damn.

I actually do have siblings. I don't have siblings and it's actually my two older sisters. And I didn't find out until like I was six and that was because I was a little chishmosa. And I kept asking my mom and bugging her like mom, mom, mom, mom, why does so and so why does, why do they have different last names? And that's when she told me like, oh, it's because you guys have different parents. Wow. But to me it's like we grew up together so I never saw them like that. And until this day, I don't see them like that.

Yeah, you guys grew up in the same house like this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I am. I'm the little, I'm the little bastard child.

Oh. You have the dad. Your dad's in their life. Okay. Well, I guess so. You're not a bastard, Angie. I thought, okay, love child, whatever. All right.

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Wrap it up Wrap it up Be All right All right What's talking about And she's talking about How Matthew Knowles

Beyonce's dad Cheater on the family Because that's what you're doing When you cheat You cheat on the whole family You cheat on the family Had a baby By the mistress

The baby's like 13 years old now Yeah 13 years old now And wants to know why Beyonce don't mess with him Yeah His name is Nixon

A little Nick It's not the best president. One. Yeah. That was kind of odd. I wonder if the mom told him, like, oh, like, because we cheated. Oh, like, how he was conceived. Yeah.

Oh, no, probably not. Oh, of course, no. She's probably, like, ran it differently. For sure. Right? You know, he had a whole family, but then found that I was the love of his life. But then he also loved us. I wonder if someone at school was going to tell him.

Like, you were the love child. Well, supposedly they're telling them, they're clowning him at school. They're a fool. They're going to bully him. because now Beyonce don't mess with them and they live super close to her 10 miles from Beverly Hills

which is like Vic said it could be South Central so they're climbing them what would the other route be it can't be South Central it could be like it could be like Palos Verdes maybe to the west or to the east

it could be like Hollywood or something yeah but I don't I hate how it's none on the dad of like hey why didn't his dad provide or be there because he also left the little kid, but it's all on Beyonce. She got the money.

Yeah. That's why, because she's the one with the bread. Honestly, yeah, they should have done better like Nixon. Yeah. They could have called him like bro yonse or something. Like, come on. Give him a shot in this world. I think that would have been worse.

Calling him bro yonze? Can someone check real quick how old blue ivy is? Yes. I think she's, I want to say 10, but I could. Okay. So he's a little bit older than. So this is before even Beyonce had any kids. Yeah.

Okay. And then there's Salange. Like, why don't you care if Salange, don't message or not? I know. Because Salonge is great, too. Her albums are fire. And she's a, yeah, super talented. Kicker. Yeah.

Blue, I wasn't going there, but yeah. But, yeah, it's drama. The Nol's family, it's just like our family. I have siblings. I love my brother, though. Yeah. I was the Nixon, though. It was up to him to mess with me or not.

And he was like, yeah, I like these little freaking sisters. Nice. He was really cool. I remember sometimes you would have us on his shoulder and you'd pretend he was a bull and he'd like throw us on his Oh, that's on bed. Or he was trying to get rid of you. Yeah, he's looking to break your neck.

That he's playing. I have a distinct memory of like it being our birthdays and you know how there's like the plastic, the treat bags? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you're putting stuff in and he's like, I never had that. And I was like, whoa. Oh. So let's see so.

Whoa. Should have better mom. Kiding. Kidding, kidding, kidding, kidding, kidding. Kid kidding. Kid, but not kidding. Ketigarvaries. Yeah.

All right. He's a good dude. He's a good dude. He's a good dude. He's a good dude. He's a love hip-bop. But we threw it out there. Like, are you dealing or have you dealt with like a half-sibling thing?

Like finding out or did it happen in your family? What kind of advice would you give this full little Nixon? And who we have on the line? Maya. Yeah, that's what she says her name. Maya, is that you, Maya? Yep, I'm right here. Let's go.

What's it are you from? We're from Eastvale. Okay. Eastvale. I eat. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Talk to us, Mike. So pretty much, this happened about 10 or 11 years ago. My half cousin. So pretty much, I was always hanging out with my aunt. You know how it is. You know, you hang out with your cousin. Yeah. And we were just chilling, hanging out, watching the movie.

And we got a knock on the door and we're like, what the hell? Like, we're all here. Who is it? Like, who's at the door? Yeah. And they go and they answer the door. and it's a little kid. He's like 11 years old.

And, mind you, my cousin, she's 11 years old, too. And she's like, he goes, I think you're my dad. And I was like, to your uncle? Yeah, to my uncle. To my uncle.

Oh, my God. And I'm like, what the hell? And my aunt's like, what the fuck? Yeah. In a many of the guys, like, what are you guys talking about? And then she's like, he's like, yeah, do you know so and so?

And she's like, yeah. And he's like, oh, that's my mom. mom and she goes oh like he just like complete ghost face like holy crap like I can't believe this like it's it it was crazy but yeah and like now I mean that's that's my cousin and I love him oh you guys accepted him yeah we accepted of course yeah family at the end of the day wow did they have to accept him because they probably would have told the family to be quiet but here you are the squinkla, the sobrina. It's like, hey, I'm going to go tell my mom.

I'm going to tell my dad. I'm going to tell my friends. Honestly, at first, like, because I was always with them. So I was, like, used to be in the plus one of the family. Then this guy came along and they started inviting him more. Oh, my great. Wow. You got me placed in my half-cous.

I was going to, like, Disneyland. They went to Castle Park. I was like, what the hell about me? What about me? What about me? Damn, if they would have won the four pack of tickets to DCA, they wouldn't take him instead of you. Wow.

Yeah, that's not crazy. Hey, you know what's crazy too? I won those tickets, so I'm going. Hey, what's the happer's name? The happer? I'm sorry? What's the hafer's name? Your half cousin?

I call him John John. You call him John John John? Okay, how was your deal like? Does he look like your wife? with you. How was that relationship? He actually does a little. Well, he looked like my cousins, which is crazy. Like, he looks a lot like my cousins. Like,

if you put them all in, like, a line, you wouldn't be able to tell, like, he's a half. Yeah. All ugly? All ugly. Oh, hell, yeah. People's always ugly, Doug. Can I big of two teams on? Yeah. Got two chains, man.

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Word on Rosecrans Word on Rosecrans Two Chains Two Chains Seven-year-old son Has more game than his pops Okay

So two chains Was on his podcast That he has with his son Halo And they had a conversation about Who has more game and Halo said this.

I wasn't getting chicks at seven. Because you wasn't built like me. You feel different. I'm built different, you know? Me and my sister built different. I don't know about you and mama. I can get chicks at seven. Chicks at seven.

Yeah, I get chicks and seven. Like, you are dead serious right now. My dad's rich. He said he could get chicks at seven. Yeah. He's so funny. His dad's rich. Yeah.

When he grows up... You're going to get chicks at seven. Dang. He's got... I didn't. I feel like you get chichita seven. No. Okay.

So your dad has to be rich to get Chicks at 7? No, but he did because his dad's rich. Yeah. Like, you're not understanding what I'm saying. Two Chains didn't. Halo goes to school. His son's name was Halo and he goes to school with like two chains on. Like dead ass.

He wears two chen's like. So he has game. He does have game because he also steals the column from his dad's restaurant. Yeah. So he knows what he's doing. He's got a little game. He is living it up. Yeah.

That's funny, though. I like the confidence. Yeah. Very confident. He does sound build different. When he said that, I was like, I believe him. Yeah, like he's so really confident. Yeah.

I'll go out seven. I'm not trying to see you pick up chicks, Doug. Yeah. He's trying to be two chicks already. Yeah. It's a little too early, man. Hit the playground. It's a lot early.

Yeah. Yeah, come on. You don't got to do all that. But I just, I thought I love the confidence. And I didn't know that they had a podcast together. I think that's super dope that Two Chains and Halo have that podcast. That's smart. Early marketing.

Exactly. Speaking of kids, all right. Drake's younger self is not a hologram. Okay, the mystery is solved. So he's been on tour. Ever since he started, everybody's been wondering, okay, who is this? Hologram, is this a person?

What is this? It's all a blur tour, right? And we actually did some investigative, not me, but shout out the homie Jordan Rose Complex. He is a kid named Brooklyn Cox. He's from Houston, and He's a teenage actor who does not look like Drake. So everybody's like, dude, this guy doesn't look like Drake.

How does he look like Drake on stage? But he did some searching, and he's actually, Drake is actually using augmented reality, face swap technology to do this. What? On stage? Yes. Okay. So basically, he's on stage, right?

He has, you know, the, essentially he's built like maybe like a young Drake. And they are, when you see the screen, they're projecting. onto his face. Oh, his face has a filter on him. Exactly. Oh, okay. And the filter is Drake's younger DeGrosi face. Okay, that makes a lot more sense. That's why it looks like he has no damn

rhythm because he can't move. Yes, that's why he can't move. Oh, because it'll move the filter. It's like when you blink, when you have that filter, it makes it look like you have makeup on you blink. The light lashes stay on your eyelids. Damn, I feel seen that day. I can't move. I could have got this job.

No. No. No. It's just a face filter dog Yeah You have to look like a kid Also How? It's a face filter No no no no no You have to have his body type

Yeah you have to have the same like body type And it's crazy because I found his Instagram Yesterday and I was looking through his page And I was like Did they interview the wrong kid? What does he look like? Who does he more closely look like Because I feel like you could find a young looking Drake

Yeah He doesn't look like Drake at all But like who Okay but like who does he look closer to then One of my cousins Mab? He looks He looks more like Nav with anything.

Not necessarily, but he has like curly hair. Like he just, he doesn't look like Drake. Me too. I was like, this is the wrong person. We'll post it on Brock Bank Morning Towns. All the comments were like, dude, I thought that was AI. That's crazy. You're the goal.

All his friends were like congratulating him for being a face swap Drake. That's freaking cool. Yeah, because the whole time I thought it was a hologram so I saw like an angle from the back and I was like, wait. There's no way. Yeah, like how do they make this happen? And then Irene said that he hands Drake something. thing. So a holography. They thought it was like a little robot.

That's why I thought it was an animatronic. Yeah. Because he has no rhythm. He couldn't move. But yeah, this makes so much sense. Wow. Technology. Shout out him.

Yeah, shout out to him. Shout out to the filter. That now has his whole facial technology. Wait, so if I already have... That now has all his facial data. Like, my friend Josh would be like, look, what are they using it for? Exactly. There's going to be clones of him in Japan.

This is a clone. This is a person that they're just telling us is him. But it's really a Drake clone. I love it. Wow. Yeah, I admire Drake for looking to step up his production game Because this is something that he had to like work with his team Months in advance and be like, dude, what can we do?

How can I show my younger self but it not be me but it'd be somebody else And then let's not do a hologram because it's just kind of weird probably Or I'm probably expensive. That's cool for the kid that's acting It's like he got that role to just sit on the couch and hand him something And then it's like you're touring. Yeah, he's a spectacle. I wonder how much you get paid for that just sitting.

He should get paid a good amount. It's also kind of scary, though, because it's like, how many times are we being misled? By Drake? A lot. By everybody. But I mean, okay, if they're able to do that, what if a artist doesn't want to go on tour or like wants to miss a show? Yeah, remember they said that they thought it was a fake Kendrick? Yeah. It was a clone Kendrick or something at one of the festivals because he was all covered up.

Yeah. And you've seen also Acon said that he would send his brother. Yes. And MF Doom used to send up. all the time. Yeah. It's happened. So I'm just wondering, like, in the future, though, like, it's like, okay, I don't want to do this tour date, but I still want to get paid.

Let's do the augmented reality face swap. You better make sure you buy the meat and make sure you get in the real one. Yeah. Someone got to do it. You got to let us know, Irene. I know you'll be buying the meat and greens. You bought the Chris Brown one, didn't you? No, I didn't.

You didn't do that one? You didn't get to jump on them? No, I didn't. I'm saving up for the Usher one. Hey, girl. We'll get there and need it there. Well, all right, then. That was your word on Rosecrans.

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We need this heat. And it's here, okay? digits upwards. These next seven day is going to be really, really hot. So what's the best thing you do when it's hot? Get wet. Dressucci. No, get wet.

You dress hoochie? Okay, or both. Yeah. Okay. So I have the top five water parks in Southern California based on Yelp reviews, okay? Which do you guys think is number one? Not Silk City. Great Wolf Lodge or something like that.

Oh, yeah. Brazen waters would be it for me. Yeah. Wait, is this California or all of the U.S.? So, Cal, baby, girl. Oh, sorry. Who does anybody else matter? You're right, you're right.

This is don't you know on local. Hurricane Harbor? You're right, you're right. Hurricane Harbor? It's crazy. Don't you know I'm nation. Oh, bad. I'm just going to go back to things.

Don't you know I'm nationwide. All right. Angie, you like Not Sok City. Well, yeah, because it's right here. For me, at least, it's like 20 minutes away. But you think it's better than all the other ones. The Hurricane Harbor? Well, I've never been to ranging waters, but then you just, uh, Vicet, the Great Wolf Lodge.

That one's indoors. So I'm thinking, like, it never gets hot in there. probably so yeah no I still think Sok City Sok City is for babies Okay I have me too I like Sok City is cool Then you just walk across

And now you're at nuts Well I don't know how to swim So I have to Yeah me neither Whatever it has a tight pool Well You don't know how to swim Number one on this list

Is Sok City Yeah the water slide The wave pools All the family attractions All of that The Edgers and what's the mean in the water I also think that it's not that The park is not very big, so, like, you don't have to walk a lot.

Like, Raging Waters, I felt like I was like, man, it's too much walking. Yeah. They do have, like, the notable ones that we know. They have Natsoke City at one. Raging Waters at two, six flags at three, the Hurricane Harbor. But then I've never heard of this spot of the Cove Water Park in Riverside. Oh, I never heard that. It's a smaller one, but they, like, it's in this top five.

Wow. I have never. And it might be because it says. visitors have also praised its family-friendly splash areas, and at only $25 per day, it's the cheapest water park to crack the list. That's really cheap. That is really cheap.

This is in Irvine? No. Riverside. I didn't even know Riverside had a water park. Yeah, same. But it makes sense. It's like it gets really hot. They need something to cool up.

I thought all Riverside had was UCR and Bakers. Yeah. Is that the one with like the Pharaoh? I don't know. No, that one got shut down. Oh, it did? What was that one? That one was Farrell's Lost Kingdom.

Farrell's Lost Kingdom. In Redlands. Okay, yeah, that's what I thought it was. I was that for. So I've never been to a lot of, like I haven't been to that, clearly. Because what I would do in the summertime is this one place, I don't know if you've heard of it. I don't know if you've heard of this magical thing that kids with water. It's called a Mangetta.

Oh, yeah. Even that was my water part. Even the Mangera. Even that, it's saying that you're rich because. It's a question. Yeah. I didn't say, my mangera. Oh, the manga.

Come on, thank smart. Come on. I remember, I even have, Dan, I'm sorry cousins to put you out on blast, but I remember going over my cousin's house and they didn't have pool, but they did have trash cans. Oh, substitute. So they would like clean out the trash can. Like literally the trash cans you put out every Monday or everything, like whatever. And the plastic big ones.

and they just fill it up to the top and then dunk each of them like one at a time like hey it's your turn full go in with their jeans shorts like they really just cut pants and they went in there yep that is crazy yeah y'all didn't do anything like that no for sure the water hose yeah I didn't but my grandparents used to put me in a bucket when I was small

oh the bucket is fire and it was the same like it was like the equivalent but I was smaller so I was just be in the bucket all day chilling and it feels so cool yes no my dad does that to the boys It's so fun. Yeah, it puts them in a bucket. Like, you just see them splashing like, they don't know any difference.

Yeah. That was my raging waters right there. That was. Yeah, we would just do water balloons. Oh, water balloons. You guys are great. Because I lived in an apartment on my life that we always get complaints about the trash

because you leave all those little plastic things everywhere. Oh, yeah. But it was fun. Now they have the dope water balloons that cost a lot, but they're super cool. Like a one time and you feel like 50? Yes. If we had those when we were, who were younger, more of us would be

gangsters, not gonna lie. Like drive by everything, drive by like water balloons. Or pitchers. Because we legit had to be by the freaking hose per one stupid balloon. And don't let it pop. No, you have to tie every single one individually. These ones, you just got to do the

shake on the little stratus thing they have. And they're already tied. It's so cool. We were cavemen apparently. Who ever invented that? Hours. You said like fill up 20 balloons. Like, just like, yes. Yes, let's go.

I got 20. You got your 20? And then most of them would pop anyway. Yeah. And the bad thing about that, though, is that, like, the boys love that, right? And then they come in little packs. I think they're, like, 90 per, like, in the pack. So it's amazing.

But they think you could just, they run through them fast. Super fast. Our bag used to last this afternoon. Because, again, we'd have to go one by one. And then, oh, let me throw at you. Ah, you got me. All right. Let me go again, one by one.

These fools just get run through those. And I'm like, dang. You wouldn't waste a balloon before. They don't know the value. You do not know the value of a water balloon. Oh, I'm so mad now. I'm going to make them do water balloon. That's deep.

Yeah. You don't know the value of a water balloon. Yeah. That's funny. And then at first, for the first one, it's hot because the hose water is hot. Oh, yeah. After it's been like on the top. Come on guys.

Come on guys. 100%. I remember using the Mangetta, and that was always a lot of fun. But one day, we took it to a whole other level when I'm convinced my parents to buy me a slip and slide. And that was crazy. I felt like you couldn't tell me nothing. We slipped and sliding. That's super cool.

And it was the real one, because before we used to use, like, the trash bags. And soap. Yeah. We did that, but then the one time we actually did the real one. The yellow one. The yellow one. The yellow and red. Wow.

So much fun. I remember the commercial so vividly. Yes. I'll be like, oh, one of those. Slip and slides. Greatest thing ever. That sounds like fun. I never had that.

We would just go to the river. That's amazing. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, but you guys are saying all this stories that you guys threw water balloons, all that nerve guns, all that stuff. And I never had that. We just went to the river. You never?

That was that guy. Or where? Yeah, we would go to the beach. Yeah, what's your river in those? No, we would literally go. No, there is different parks. Like, there's like the Irvine Park. There's O'Neill Park.

There's different parks and they have rivers. So we would always go there. Sounds rich. Yeah. It doesn't sound rich. Sounds like, yeah, you need that. No, I don't. It sounds like my mom had too many kids.

And drinks and. I did rivers too. Rivers are green dog and they have like weird tadpoles in it, which we would catch. But it's like, why do you look like that? You don't look like that in the books. Why don't you have one leg coming out with your tad? No, rivers are cool. I used to go to rivers, but it was like maybe two times a summer.

It wasn't like a regular thing. Yeah. In Bakersfield. Shut of us. Oh, then. We would go like every second. You'd drive far. I would go to the rivers in Bakersfield.

Kern River? Yeah. Oh, Kern River. Yeah. Oh, Kern River. I count them there before. Yeah. I don't know. It's funny because when you think about it, it's like our parents were like, nah, like knots and Hurricane Harbor is too expensive.

But like driving the Bakersfield, packing food, drinks and all this thing is like, I think it ends up being. That's also expensive. Yeah, it gets more expensive. Like what? Yeah, I guess so. Nah, but it did add up like the Hurricane Harbors and all that. I probably went to each park once in my whole life. I remember going to those parks and then I was like really embarrassed of the towels that we would bring.

Why? Because they have a freaking holes or something. Oh, they were towels. And I know my mom took care of it. I shout out my mom. But sometimes it was like, is this a towel or is this a trappo? Like, what are you using?

What are you using? Like, mom, can we air dry? Yeah. Let me just dry off of this line. This is crazy because Emmy has a six flags like season pass. So I'm like, she's. Fancy. She's living it.

Yeah. I'm over there struggling and filling the water balloons. Yeah, those water balloons, that was real. But yeah, there you go. That was don't you know I'm local. And actually keep it here because, who, we helped the homie. yesterday.

Yeah, we did. We called her Myra. Don't call her. Mairra. She didn't have called her Maira. Okay? So yesterday we're talking about in Homi Helpline,

this lady that DM does about how her man's locked up and she doesn't know whether to stay with him or not because he keeps getting locked up. They have kids, but she's trying to live her own life too. Like she's trying to make plans,

go out with her homegirls, and he just keeps on getting locked up. And we all gave her our advice. Yep. So she DMed us again like, hey, I need to call in. I need to call in and talk to you guys. and number one.

And number two, please don't call me Myra. We called her Myra to keep her anonymous. Yeah. But she's like, that's actually the name of his ex. That he loves.

Yeah, that he, the love of his life. And they hate her. Yeah, so we're like keeping the hurt train going on this little baby girl. But we got to talk to her. Let's see if she's going to take our advice

and let's see if there's more to the story, okay? We're going to do that next. Keep it here as Power 106. At least number one for hip-hop. We need a line. Salabositas. I mean, full line.

We got you, fool. The homie helpline. All right, we're helping the home girl out yesterday. We called her Myra, but she does not want us to call her Myra anymore. Okay, we're trying to keep her anonymous because her man is in jail. He keeps going to jail and she keeps having to hold him down while he's out of, while he's in jail with their kids, and is putting her life plans on hold. She had a girl's trip coming up.

She can't do that anymore because this fool is in jail again. So she wants to know if she should finally leave this full or if she should just stay, keep it. Hold it down. Hold it down. This is a test. All that good stuff. Another test. Yeah, another test. How many more test teacher? It's a lot of tests, man.

It's like college work. But we have her on the phone. Because we helped her yesterday. We all basically said the same thing. Yeah. Leave that full. Go have fun. Live your life.

But I feel like she's heard that before. She's still with him. Chella. Hello. Chella? Chela. Yeah. All right.

You heard everything yesterday. What did you think of our advice and the people calling in and all that. All right. So first, like, when I say he keeps going to jail, it makes it seem like, oh, my God, he keeps going every time, every time. Yeah. But like I was saying, he had the first time he went to prison, it was a five-year sentence. So he did that completely.

So in that, in that time, he missed my child's birth, the second one. He got, he got locked up to, like, a week before my baby was born. So he missed that. And he was obviously not there for the five years of. Of the first five years, yeah, first five California. Yeah, so then he gets out and then obviously everything's going good. But we just happened to be, we, because it was me too, happened to be in the wrong place, the long time.

We were at home. We were home and one of our friends, my God brother actually, he got shot. Oh, man. So we took him to the hospital for since they're both kind of game-related in the same game. They can't be together. So they knocked him up for that for violation and being with another team member. So he was there for, I believe it was like two weeks and then he got out.

So then I was like, you know what? This is the last time because I understood that, you know, like he really didn't do anything. He just went to the hospital and that was it. He didn't. He just violated him. Yeah. So then I was like, okay. Like, this is the last time I'm going to do it.

I'm not going to be waiting next time. you know, like, that's it. And he's a warm, because he really is not doing that. He actually is the ironwork here. He's doing really good, like really good. Yeah. But then now he got locked up again for talking to one of his friends. Okay, so he got caught talking to his homie in jail.

Like the, like they didn't pay attention to him when they said, this call could be recorded. They didn't care about that. They still just said. He knows that. Yeah. He knows that. But that's what I'm telling him. Oh, Chella.

Like, you've been in prison, like, you've been in the system, you know, the calls are being reported. So why didn't say anything? You know, that he gets you in trouble, right? So he's like, I ain't doing anything. So now he's in there. He's been in there for two weeks. On Wednesday it will be two weeks, but he's not, they're kind of given the mask for his violation, which is like three months. Uh-huh.

So they're just like. Ooh. So you know he's coming back soon. Yeah. Yeah. going to be soon, but it's just like, okay, so what if next time he does him, like, he talks to somebody else and, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, it seems like he hasn't learned.

Yeah. Yeah. And if he tells me, like, or it's going to be different because he really was not going down, he wasn't doing it. She was literally working and providing for us. But it's just like, okay, but how do I know some little messed up things, not going to come up again and then you're going to get in trouble again. Or, you know, for something I guess you didn't do, but it's still, you know what I mean?

Yeah. Chella, have you heard the expression, people are patterns? Hmm. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think he's going to just keep doing the same.

Yeah. Yeah, Chelita. He sounds really careless. Like, he doesn't care. Like, he knows the consequences, and he keeps doing the same thing over and over again. Like, right now he only got three months. But like you said, like, next time's going to be the same thing, same cycle talking to a friend or being in the right, wrong place, wrong time. And he's going to go back and you're going to be like, okay.

give him another chance. Give him another chance. Yeah. I think it's because it's not even like that crazy hard time. Like you got through the worst of it, which was the five years. Yeah. But like the violations are just like he's having, he's serving time. But like if they give him max for this one, it's three months, right?

And then there's this thing too. It's like, I'm very understanding of parole, which is essentially you think you're free. You're not free. Yeah. You think you're free, but we're going to put some restrictions on you. rules on you that most likely you're going to do like talk to your friends you know like these are the people that he knows family members sometimes it's the environment that you're in you guys would literally have to pack up leave never talk to another soul again in order for him to literally

keep up a parole and that's if his parole allows him to move like i understand all of that like it's almost built for him to mess up yep yeah but and that's the thing like he's like now he's saying that she does want to get out of where we're from. Like, you know, get out of it. But I don't just, why do I have to go move somewhere else and start a new life? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And so that's where your problem lies. It's like, do I continue to be in this relationship that I know? Like, you know what it is. You know what comes to the lifestyle? You know who I was when you got with me, girl? You know what it was? You liked it, too. You like that I'm a little dangerous.

I already know, Chala? I'm with the business. But at the same time, like, you have plans to. I'm sure, like, you want to spend time with your friends. Like, you guys had a girl's trip. What was your girls trip? It was, like, my sisters and the two other friends. I was, like, a sister trip, pretty much.

I love that. What were you guys going to go? We were going to go to Hawaii. Wow. Yeah, they're still going. Ella, te passas. Hey, she's not her. Not too.

She's not leaving her kids? She, okay, don't you have friends or friends? family. They're on the gross trip. No, Tia's, your mom, anyone that can watch the kids? Well, it would be my sister. Yeah, they're on the trip.

I mean, nobody else is going to take care of your kids that you are, so I'll rather not leave them with anybody. You know that I don't trust. You're so responsible. Yeah. Wow. And either way if I were to go, like,

where am I going to get the money to pay the next month or and the next month because he's not going to be out next month or next you know what I mean yeah yeah I have to think far ahead not just in the moment so you're gonna stay with him no I don't that's that's the thing I don't know at the moment I told him that I can't make a decision because I'm mad because obviously I'm mad you know so I can just be like no I don't want to be with you because that's what my that's what my heart like not my heart but like that's what I want to do out of anger like I don't I want the people with him. I don't, you know what I mean?

Yeah, because it's like, oh, again, I understand, like, after everything, this is what you go in for, come on. Yeah. What do you love about him? Tell me about the good stuff about him. Like, how is, like, what is that? Like, how do you, like, get on you, all your feelings? Okay, so when he wasn't there for the five years, I tried to move on.

It's hard. Like, you know, me new people, but it's just, I think it's just not the same thing with somebody so long as being. comfortable around them. You know what I mean? I can literally be myself around him. Like, I don't have to change anything. Like, it's just, I guess we can say that it's just, like, I feel comfortable with him.

Yeah. Yeah. And then when we are together, it is good times that we do have good time. Oh, and another thing, we were going to, I actually called last time and I won the C-Rill tickets and we were going to actually go pick him up. But since he got lost up, we couldn't go no more. So this is the second. Oh, you already missed C-world.

Yeah, second trip he's canceled for you. Or that you've canceled for him because of him. I know, Chella te Pazas. How old are you? Um, 29. Oh, you're still young. Like, I know that you're saying, like, you guys had good times and stuff, but, and that you're comfortable with him. But, fool, you could be comfortable with somebody else, too.

There's a hell out dudes out there. Just as comfy. I think about that. I think about that because, like, I was talking to his sister and his sister was telling me. she had a divorce once and then she went with another guy or whatever, right? So she was telling me like

it's easier for you to work out in your, like to work your relationship out instead of going somebody else and trying to do that. So I'm like, you know what? She does have a point but then I'm like, that's how close-minded people think and I'm like can't find somebody else. And they're also biased

to their brother. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My ex-sueira like my ex was like beating me up and she He was like, well, you're never going to find anybody else like, it's going to love this kid. Like, he loves him. But, like, that'll make you stay.

That'll make you stay because you get lost in that. Because deep down inside, you don't want to move on. Deep down inside, you know, it's like, damn, it's going to be hard. Well, someone really love me and my kids like that. But I'm going to tell you, that happens. They exist. They're out there. A lot of them are worse, just as bad.

All of that. That's true. But that's why you can't go with the night. Like, it's not about, like, oh, going right to the next person, you know? Or, oh, let me just get with someone Because there, there's there There, they're right there, they've been there No, no, no.

You also got to be, you got to be strong-willed And strong-minded and your next guy Because you don't want another version of this, Well, yeah. No. And you always, you are what you attract, you know? So you start to work on yourself more And just become, like, the best version of yourself.

You're going to attract a much better person. Yeah. You're right. You're going to stay, huh? I try. It's okay. I get it until I get it. I get it. Like, whatever you decide is not wrong because you are actually operating with thinking about everybody.

But, you know, like yesterday a cop had told Irene a lot of, she sees a lot of this. She sees a lot of the girls staying because of the kids. They're staying throughout it all. And it never works out in the favor because of the stuff you're showing your kids. You're showing your kids like, hey, you can mess up and I'll still be here. You can actually, hey, what does jail look like? Other kids don't know what that looks like. But now you do.

And maybe like that might seem like, hey, dad did it. You know, this is his lifestyle. Something normal. What I will give. I'm like, I think about it because I'm like, okay. Because my kids are eight and five. So I'm just, she's about to be six. So I think about like, an eight-year-old and a five-year-old shouldn't be thinking like,

oh my God, my dad's in jail. How is it? You know, like they should be running around having fun. And I tell him, I said, because my son, the oldest one, like, he obviously grew up with him. before he went to jail because the little one, he really don't really care about him like that. Yeah, because he was,

he went in his job before he was born. Yeah. And then so then, like, he tells me, like, mom, like, we've done it before we can just wait. And I'm like, but we don't, like, we shouldn't have to be, like, I shouldn't have to have to deal with it. And you shouldn't either.

Like, you shouldn't be worried if I'm, like, gonna move on or if I'm gonna, like, I said, I'm not worried about moving on. Like, I'm just, I just want to, you know, like, obviously, like, worry because it's expensive. I'm like I need to work. I need to know. Like I'm not worried about the next guy

or the next one, you know? Yeah. And even even, Chela, I know like, like, it's hard. We all have what's hard in our life. We all have what's like, we shouldn't be going through this too. We all have the like, man, other people don't go through and other people have it different. So I also

want you to be like, give yourself that like grace too. You shouldn't be going through it. But it's not like, it's not, everyone has their thing. You know? Everyone has their set of issues. Their set of problems. They're set of that's not the best that they wish like they didn't have to go through right this this happens to be yours but the beautiful thing is like you have a say in it like you are the other parent and even if you stay with him like what are what are rules that you could put in place on this fool you say that he's changed that he doesn't partake in that lifestyle whatever got him locked up in the first place was it like armed robbery or something um it was they beat somebody up and because it was five years oh okay okay okay And he already had, he already had two strikes, by the way.

Jeez. He needs to have two strikes with you, too. Yeah. Come on. You're letting him get extra bowls. Yeah. And then the thing is, too, like, that just got me right now. You're saying, like, the ages of your kids and the fact that, like, the five-year-old doesn't really know him.

And then you think about, like, the things he got locked up for, very minuscule, like, just very small things. Like, yeah, talking to the homies. But then you also think, like, he's being. careless in a way of like in a way he'd rather talk to his homies than spend time with his kids and that's concerned. Yeah. You know? Because if it's, if somebody told me I could

never talk to tell me any one of my homies, pick one and they say or so or you like or you won't see your kid if you talk to that person, I'm going to choose my kid every time. Of course. Yeah but like and see this is why it can't be that mad at him because it'll be like not just, they're not going to specify one homie. Yeah.

Be like you can't talk to anybody that has any tie with any gang right? that's probably your neighborhood you're like you literally have to talk to nobody right and let's say like your girl talks to somebody or a neighbor passes by again like and you're going to get caught up for that like they'll find it and it's and I just I want to be sure that I'm like sensitive with the actual like parole stuff because it's meant for it to be like hey you can't whistle

and then like let's say like you somehow like wind passes through your mouth you're kissing somebody it looks like you're whistling and it's like oh boom you violate parole I agree the system is literally designed for you to keep going back in and going back in. But like I said, me personally, pick one of my homies. Tell me I can never talk to them. No, they're going to pick all your homies. Pick all of them.

Pick all of them. Watch how hard that's going to be. It won't be that hard. All your homies and anybody affiliated to your homies and anybody that's affiliated to anybody else that could be a homie. Point them out. Yeah. They won't.

They won't point them out until you get caught up with them. Yeah. At that point, it's like when you really have to move. Yeah. And like she said, though, like she feels like, she shouldn't need to restart because of him. True. You know, so that's another decision that they have to make

if they want to continue to be together. Yeah. Yeah. It's not as easy as it seems, and I feel for you, baby girl, but I want to get more people on the line. If you feel for her, too, if you've been through this,

what did you do and how did you do it? We want to talk to you. Okay, we have somebody. Yeah. Who do we have on the line? We have Zaya from Whittier online too. Zaya? Yeah.

Zaya. I think I'm saying that right. Yo. What's up, Zaya? Hey, what's up, man. How you doing? I'm good. How are you? I'm good, man. I actually just got off work just listening to you. And I was listening to Cellistoryo.

And, you know, I got a first-hand experience on that. You know, my dad, he was in jail all his life, right? And I'm 23 years old right now. And one thing I can say is I'm still learning how to be a man, you know? And I'm doing it. my own, you feel me? And like, one thing we do is young men

for sure. We grow up with our friends, you know? Yeah. Like, we teach each other's stuff. But also, another thing where men is we have patterns, you know? Like, straight up, we're going to tell you what you want to hear, you know? Like, just

straight up. That's just what men do, you know? But our actions speak volumes, you know? If we really love you, if we really love you, if we really, you know what I'm saying? Like, we're going to do the most. Our actions are going to show that. Yeah.

So, like, straight up, like, homie, her boyfriend or whatever, like, he should have put her her before anything, you know, especially if you got kids, you know. Like, it breaks my heart that these little ones, you know, like, got to go through that because I went through that, you know? And straight up, I really wish I had a dad, you know? I really do. because I didn't got beat up, you know. I had a lot of fight by getting beat up, you know.

Yeah. And it's hard out here, especially in L.A. For a young man, for real. Especially if you're Mexican or black. It's so hard out here. Yeah. Damn Zaya. Yeah.

It's so far by the police. It's crazy out here. 100%. Zaya, being like, the kid on the end of that, did you see your mom struggle with, like, should I stay with dad? Or should I take the... Like, should I take the kids? Or did you see her kind of go through that?

You know what? I'm not going to hear me a lie. So I'm going to be honest with you guys. I grew up in the hood, you know? So my mom, she was more of the, like, the hood mom, you know? So I have a stepdad, but like when my post would call, she would answer to, you know? Yeah. Like, stuff like that.

And I'm not going to even lie. So two years ago, he had just passed away. And he had just got out of prison, right? And I kind of got mad at her because she's been with my stepdad for a while already, right? Over 10 years. And when he got out, she ran to him, you know? She ran to him. And I had to pull it to the side.

And I told you, I go, yo, like, this man he got right now, he's, you know, he's been doing his job for a long time. Yeah, he's solid. Like, yeah, like, what are you doing? You know? And I don't know. I don't want to offend anybody, but I think it's just like hoods, like the girls that grow up like that, you know? Like the hood females that that really have those daddy issues that they keep going back to. To that one dude.

Yeah, to that one dude that, you know, they could get their beat up by him. They could get cheated on, you know, and they're still going to go back. And it just sucks, you know. It sucks seeing women get treated like that. You know what? For all you've been to Zaya and like all you've seen, the way that you're observing and the way that you can talk about it, that's so mature.

I know you're 23. Yeah. And that's like a man already. You want me to tell you? Oh. But like the way that you're looking at it and you're not, like I don't think that you would do the same, you know? Like I don't see like the cycle repeating itself when it would come to you.

Oh, all right. All right. Unless you're going to jail tomorrow. Unless you're going to jail tomorrow. Hold on. Hold on. Let me stop you right there. Because look, I'm going to be honest. I barely started to think this way in 2020 because in 2020, I had caught a 30-year case. They're like, damn, that's it. That's all. Like, I'm just like my dad, you know? And by the grace of God and a little bit of money, a lawyer, you know, ended up doing this thing. And now I'm on probation with a strike. I'm high risk felony pervades. But you're doing it.

Yeah. Yeah. That was my wake-up call for real. Not being able to have kids. Like, all these thoughts were going to my head. You know, I want to be able to have a family. I want to be able to make my mom a grandma, you know? Mm-hmm. Like, recently there's been a lot of deaths in my family.

Like, my uncle just died, you know? My dad, a couple, like, two years ago. Yeah. So, like, my mom, I want to do. I want to bring some light, like some light into our life, you know? And I see her really down, you know, and it sucks because I really don't got the connection on my mom. And I wish I did. Like, I really wish I did.

Man, it seems like you're working at it and legit you, shoot. You're doing his eyes. Yeah, man. And I think the most important. Yeah, of course, it's a struggle for you too. Like, there's, it's not an accident that you were caught up to, you know. know? And I think like even, even you being on probation, I'm sure those probation rules suck. Because you probably can't talk to certain people, right? Because see, that's what I'm thinking.

I'm thinking about Chela. I have five years over my head right now. Yeah. Yeah, you're still in jail. It's just invisible chains. Pretty much. Yeah. But when I think about her man, too, like, he's not getting caught up for another crime. He's getting caught up for like these little, these like little. Infractions. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I mean, all right. To me, well, he got caught up for what she said. I mean, that's common sense, you know? Yeah.

Like, if you're straight up, even if you're a resident, you just know not to do that. Yeah. Yeah. They literally tell you. Goveta link. This call may be recorded, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't talk. All right. Forfeenejo. That's okay. It's okay, look. Woo, thank you for that call. We're going to get back on the line with Chile. That was a great.

That was a great take. Chella, because that was a take from somebody that is essentially your kid. Yeah. Like, that's what your children are going through. I'm sure she's on line 1 if she's a... Chela. Oh. She's on...

Oh, we're looking... Wait. What happened? What light is chela? She's on lane ten. All right. Chela. Hello?

Chela. Hey, Chela. Yeah. So you heard our guy... Yeah, you heard our guard Zaya. And he's legit. kind of like coming from the kids perspective. Like that's like your son's talking to you later.

Yeah. How does that make you feel? Okay, so I'm really open with my kids. Like really, really open. And I always tell them, like, I tell them, you don't have to be like your dad. Yeah. There's differences.

I said, I, because I'm working my, you know, A, I said that's all for you guys to do better. Like, you guys start not going to get in trouble. You guys, like in school. make sure that they're like on it because like I tell them like like like I said because my parents weren't really on me like about school like you go to school you go to school you know yeah so I I talked to them that time like you guys can't like I said if you got like how do I say like if you guys were to ever get in trouble and go to jail like I won't like you guys would really disappoint me I said

because you guys don't have to put me through that because we already been through that with your dad because you guys have to make a difference and then my oldest one always says mom I'm never going to go to jail. Like, I don't want to do that. Yeah. But, like, I'm really open. And, like, I try to tell them, like, everything. Because, like, these kids down, like, they're really awake.

Like, they know everything, you know? So, like, I just tell them, like, you guys have to cut the cycle that. You guys keep doing it just because you guys see your dad doing this. And then, I don't know, but, like. That's a lot of trust on a kid. Yeah. I'm going to tell you that right now. That's a lot of trust and that's a lot of, that's sometimes kids need to be kids.

Sometimes telling them everything is made. I know you may think you're doing the best for them, but sometimes they don't, that's a lot of pressure, you know? Yeah. And I'm just telling you this as a mom that has children and has been through so much with them. And it's like, I wish I could have kept stuff, like,

kept them from things because them even being a part of the type of situation can just put too much on them, too much pressure, too much stress that they don't need, on top of the stuff that they're already going through because they're kids growing up, like how they're growing up now. But I do still feel like you're like, you're making excuses for why it's not you. Like, oh yeah, this is happening to other people.

This is why it's not for me or this is why not on my turn. Like, yeah, he keeps going to jail, but this is what it's, it's for, it's for little reasons. Yeah. It's not that big a deal. You're also part of you is also, like, pacifying it. Yeah. And so I wish you the best baby growing.

We're going to keep on checking in with you, Chella. And I really do hope you get to celebrate and make plans happen. Like, go to the freaking sea world. Go to, like, I hope that you have those things for you. because more than anything, Chella, you need to live life. Like, you're not locked up. That's right. True.

You know what I'm saying, baby girl? Yeah. All right. Of course. Of course, Mama Sikta, Saffir, just hanging up on you. That's cool. Yeah, the homie's locked up, and his girl wants to know if she should break up with him or not, because he's been locked up before.

He keeps getting locked up. She keeps trying to make plans. They have kids, and he keeps getting locked up. And initially, it was something that got him five years, and then the other times after that, It was little things like he was in the same house as somebody that is gang affiliated, which is against his parole. And then this last time, he was on the phone with someone in jail and was saying stupid things. And then that got him up to, he could be facing up to three months now.

Yeah. So she's like, our girl, Chela's like, hey, should I leave him or should I stay? And a lot of us have opinions about it. Yeah. We all go through this. Like this ain't, this isn't just your life. And I'm glad because sometimes you need to hear that people go through this too. Who we have on the line, baby Griner?

You just told me. We have Julio from Pomona. Okay, Julio from P-Town. What's going on? What's up? What's up? What's up, Julio? You talk to me.

What you got to say about the situation? Hey, you know what? Look, honestly, I'm 32, man. Like, you know, she's, I mean, I'm not sure how old she is, you know, but she's too young. She says she's 29. Whatever. 29, she's so young. She needs to move forward.

She has to, like, all of that life. Like, she has to move on to something, you know, way better. she's going to find somebody way better because, you know, I'm 32. I just got off and served in 15 months. I had to change my life around. I had a, I wasted 15 months of my life in prison, you know, because of a mistake, you know. So it's like, it's either you're going to change your life or you're not or you're going to keep going back to the same thing over and over. Like, what are you going to do?

Waste your entire life going back and forward out of, like, in and out of, like, in and out of, like, jail or prison. It's a waste of time. I got fed up and, and I finally opened up my eyes. It's like I'd rather be out here. Yeah. Like, don't wait for time against these guys that are feeding me, you know, some BS telling you that they're going to change when they get out, when they don't. Yeah.

They come out and they catch another case and they're gone. What are some things you did to change your life? You know what? My daughter has had came up a lot in my mind, you know, when I was in prison. Because I missed out so much time in my life that, you know, I chose a street. I chose to party. I chose to hang out with homies. I chose to be on missions.

I chose, you know, just to waste my time. The older you get, the more you get to realize, hey, like, you're getting older. You're making the same mistakes. Don't tell me that you're going to be 50, still making the same mistakes. Yeah. You're 50 out here, tagging full, getting caught up for tagging with that. Come on, bro. I was out there, man.

And I was young and dumb, though, you know. But I get you, as you get older, it just doesn't make sense. You're young. It's like the reckless right. It's an excuse, but you're older now, right? Now you said you were in there for 15 months. Was this just, is this your first time or had it been a few times? Because what I'm seeing with, what Chela is like her man is going in there and he seems like he's trying to change.

Like how long did it take you to be like, all right, this one for sure, for sure. It's over. You know, I'm 32. I, at 21, I call my DUI. You know, I was, you know, not going to court. I was catching Warren. You know, at the first time I called like five warrants. I did like two weeks.

And then like 2017, I actually called my first gun charge. My first gun charge, you know. So I did nine months. I did nine months, you know. I got out. And sadly, I was out for five months. I got pulled over in Santa Clarita because I used to live in Palmdale. Damn.

I got all my Palmdale people out there. But I used to live in Palmdale and I used to work in Santa Clarita. That's a rich area. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's because that's where I'm. all the work is that if you get in Palmdale, you know Santa Claritas were the worst. That's where he's at,

yep. Yeah. So, long story short, you know, I was driving to Honda. I had my, my front windshield was broken. You know, there was a sheriff passing by. He was already eyeing me. Long story, he pulled me over. First thing he asked me, he was like, you're on probation or parole? Yep, I'm on probation. All right, for what?

Gun charge. Long story short, he went through my car and he found another banger in my car. Damn. I violated probation. I won the court. They bang me with 32 months and stayed prison with 80%. Bro. When my first court date,

those 32 months really sunk in my stomach and my stomach was hurting. I was like, I never got in a prison. I never been up to the big boy house. Yeah. You know, when they hit me with 32 months, I was like, damn, that sounds like a long time. Yeah. You know?

It's time. Hold on one second, Papi. I just need to do the business real quick. KPWR, Los Angeles, Power 106. All right, Julio. Yeah. Just move to Texas, dog. It's legal there.

Like, why you guys? to keep getting caught up for stuff that's legal somewhere else. And Loki, you're in Pompost, wait, Palmdale? Yeah, Texas is like Palmdale anyway. Palmdale prices. Yeah. You could have the banger on you all at all times, too, if you want. I had my gun case, my gun case in Bain Ice because I was living in Van Nuys at the time.

And I caught my first case there. So, you know, it's a, but I bet you, Julio, that little girl is a daddy's girl. and I bet you that little girl loves you and that's what you're thinking about. She's getting older. I miss the birthday. Like what am I really doing out here? It's hard because I miss so much time.

Like now I went through court. You know, I'm not getting no visitation. So this is what us guys go through and these are the consequences when we're messing up and when we're falling at the same time. Well, these are the consequences that it comes with. growing up. I've seen your mistakes

until you get older and your kids were watching you the whole time so. But, you know, sooner or later, you know, I haven't seen my daughter

yet. I'm going to the court, you know, but, you know, I've been up for three years, honestly, it's been the best three years in my life.

I've been doing good. I have a good job. That's so. I've been... Congratulations. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Honestly,

my advice to that, to that girl, I move on. They're too beautiful to have a kid. Life's be short. Hopefully you find something, something like somebody better.

You know, don't keep going back to the same circle. You have to break that circle in order to move on in life. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, let me know if you want her numbers. Hey, this could be the homie helpline. It could become the party line real quick.

Hookup line. Let's get it. Hey, that party line was cracking back in my day. Come on. Back in my day. Look, you be here. We're going to do Simper Pimp right after this song. It's power 106.

LA's number one for hip-hip. Part 106, Brownback Mornings. Hey, yeah, yeah. And I came across a story. recently. Two friends were giggling, laughing, cheesing really hard, and they were sharing a story about

them going on the same date with the same guy. And listen to this. You got to listen. We're talking about this guy that's an used to date, went on one date with. And she's talking all about how cute and romantic the date was. What y'all do on the date? It was so

thoughtful. We went to dinner. We got drinks. We came back to an apartment that he rented out. did sip and paint. He bought his matching white t-shirts that my clothes didn't get dirty. I'm telling her, I'm like, it was so cute, so thoughtful. I'm showing her pictures. I have that photo.

Like, I'm looking at this picture of Sydney in her white t-shirt doing sipping paint. And she's like, I did that look. That's his move. Same exact day. He has the same exact playbook. What are you saying about people with being patterns? People are patterns. Yes.

So after I watched it, I was like, wow. Wow, this guy. And I was about to say pimp, but I was like, wait, is he a pimp or a simp? Because it's like you are essentially, you know, whining and dining every girl you come across. And you have to do all that to like. How dare he whine and dine every girl? Get your point across essentially? And I'm like, or is it pimp because he just uses the exact same play on every single girl?

Yeah. Did it work if neither of them? Oh, well, one of them really liked it. No, they were. Yeah, she's like, oh, this was such a cute day. it was so cute he did this it was so cute and then they both liked it I think they both yeah

that's what I understood they were like smiling they were like he's a great guy but he's neither of their boyfriend no okay okay so they mustn't not like that much I mean we don't maybe he was the fun guy that's that's possible like oh that guy was so fun but he's like a little fling yes I don't know like that was a great fling he sounds like a home run hitter you know yes

Sipping paint He doesn't hit for average. The crazy thing is, like, how many white teeth does he have? Does he have every size? No, bro. For the girls? The funny thing about this is that those girls looked very similar. Oh, he has a tie.

He has a tie. They're both beautiful brown skin, like beautiful teeth. And I'm like, dude, he has a type. Is it all mediums? All mediums? They look like the same size, everything, bro. They look like they could have been like cousins. You know what I'm saying?

Oh, so then you can. can relate. Talk about that. The fact that you said they have both beautiful teeth, that's the thing you look into? I do like beautiful. Those girls were both beautiful. I'm like... Yeah. But he even said he ran out like, oh, she said, he rents out

the whole apartment for them to... Yeah, no, I think that's pimp. The simp, the sipped and paint. And then he has a Polaroid picture. He has a whole system down. Yeah, no. Pimp. But so you think that's... Oh yeah. I cannot even see how that's a simp. That fool has like a whole little what's what's it kind of like a little book

yeah it's working for him I mean it's a little psychotic but it's like Yo I think it's a dude thing Yeah but like don't guys Do guys take you've taken a girl To the same place you've taken another girl

Yes but that time Yeah no I have yeah Yeah Does you have like a plan B in case you're like no I don't want to go to your crib And sit and paying like what's like He has another place to the backup yeah like Audible?

Wildcat offense? What do you think, Irene? I don't know. I think this is up to the dudes. Yeah. I mean, for me, it's pretty pent. Yeah. Like, his move, I guess, is simpy,

but I think it would be more simpy if it was, like, maybe the same girl. No. To me, it's more what he did. Those are all, like, simp-y activities. So that's why I'm leaning more simple, because it's like sipping paint, wine. It's like, oh, like.

That's pretty smooth, though. It's like, that's a little simpy. So you mean to tell me any girl he comes across, he's like, all right, we're going to do the sip and paint play tonight. Yeah. He has, let's say he has four dates a month. He's doing that with every single girl. That's kind of simpy. He must have a group on.

He would have a deal. To his apartment. That's the thing. For the paint, dog. He wants to have a coupon for Michaels. Yeah, he has a bunch of the canvases. Polaroid. Oh, he's running Michaels up.

Oh, I mean. I think it's a little simple because it's like, how many times are you going to do this? And is this just like a seasonal thing? Like, you only do the sip and paint in the summer and then the winter you move on to something else. Like, to me it's too many dates. And then, again, it's probably one-offs.

So you mean to tell me you're going to do this with every single girl you think is beautiful? That's pretty simple. If it works. If it works, it's bad. You got to be a little more creative, in my opinion. I don't know, man. They're painting.

They're painting. You know what I'm saying? If they broke, don't fix it. He has a formula. He does have a formula. Yes. That's a winning formula. This is a winning formula.

It doesn't mean it's not simp. It's still a winning formula. It can still be simp. A simp winning formula. A lot of guys get their girls by being simps. Like, that's a play. Yeah. Yeah.

You're catering to the girl. Yeah. I call it like wolf in shoes clothing. Oh, definitely. Yeah. Because they'll act like this. He ain't trying to sip and paint. Of course not.

That's why he gets the whole apartment. He's a wolf. He's trying to sip and re-opulster that. He's trying to bustle the Titanic. Yeah. He's drawing her. He knows what he's doing. I'm telling you that's Pimp.

Have you guys seen crazy stupid love? Where Ryan Goslin, he goes. He's like always picking up chicks doing the same move over and over again, doing the same. And it works. It works. That's a guy thing. Yeah. I think it's pimping. I think it's sim.

I think it's him, but I'm also going to take notes about what he's doing. You guys went to the same class, dog. I see them all that catch. I see them all the catch, dog. I don't know, man. I'm giving it pimping because if the

play works, it's like, this is a championship offense. Yeah, like, why change your formula if it's working? You score and every time. Why? Why? Yeah, he's going to have to now because I think that they're posting this is going viral. Then other girls will be like, hey, that happened to me too.

He's a little shook. He's not going to go back to it just that quickly. The next beautiful girl with great teeth, she's going to have to do something else. They're going to go to the pottery. Yeah, they're going to go to ceramics. I mean, look, to me it's like, okay, you got one move. Kobe had more than one move. He had better footwork.

He could go to the right. He'd go to the left. He has one move. You got to expand your game a little bit Oh You know what I'm saying? Flam done All right look

My one move is in that In the paint In the paint Oh he's going hard to the state Look I respect the approach I respect the game But I'm still going to nominate him For Simpa of the week

At the end of this week So we'll see Damn We shall see There we go All right This is be real from Cypress Hill Where are you from,

Es? Don't you know I'm local? All right now. One, I just got to let you know it's going to be really, really hot. Two, I got to let you know Nevada hates us. Ah, why? Yeah, everyone hates California.

They're like a little sister. Yeah, but they're mad about it. We got haters in Nevada, haters in the building. There's a hater in a Nevada that's upset that people from Cali are moving over there, so upset that this driver

got a license plate that read G-O-B-K-2-C-A, short for, go back to California. Like, if you were to, like, read it, you'd be like, G-O-B-K-2-C-A. Yes, go back to CA. All right, it was actually recalled by the DMV, though, after complaints.

So there's, like, a section in the Nevada Code that prohibits defamatory references to a person or to a group. You guys were a person in a group, California. California were protected. So because they were being derogatory, towards us, they got it, like, taken down. However, that owner is appealing the recall. He's like, you know what, I should be able to say this.

Free speech, free America, and California's not a group. California is state. It's not a community. I have two complaints. Hold on. Having Nevada pride is crazy. Nevada, but they do. They do.

They didn't even grow up there. Nobody grew up in Nevada. I have two problems with this. Las Vegas. The first problem is, who's taking the time to snitch? Like a Californian? is like Karen living in Nevada Karen definitely moved to Nevada

I hope you know Karen moved to Nevada First complaint My second one is They're in Nevada They don't want to be in Nevada They just can't afford California Yeah

Yeah They want to go back to California Right He wants to be in Nevada Yeah like I said It's like her little sister You know It's just like it's cool

It reminds me of like license plates I'm like damn I never used a license plate For like to be a hater Like that must be real Like you must really be able You want to have some bad Cali neighbors. Like, they must come over and just be wild.

That you were like, you know what? I'm going to get a license plate so that every time they see my car, they know I don't want them there. Real player haters right there. Like, you took the time to, like, apply for this license plate, pay for it. You had to figure it out. How do I have the BK, 2CA? Yeah, how to get witty with this?

Yeah. Every night before that guy who got the license plate goes to sleep, he goes, I pray that everything bad, that is bad in the world happens to you and only you. To California. And you got to understand with these license plates, like, if you've ever tried to get one

or to say, practically everything's taken already. They're like usernames. Yeah. But at least like usernames you could get, you could add a dash.

You could add multiple numbers. You could be one, two, three, six seven, like six nine, six nine or whatever. The fact that he was able or they were able to figure it out, like figure out the sentence

on the license plate, got to big him up for that. That feels big. He's like, hold on. That it got to prove that no one else has done the goal.

back to California license plate. Nobody cares that much. And I feel like he took the time to fix that into seven letters like Lettie said. That's crazy. And then... What's your license plate reading? If you could put it in seven letters.

It would say giggles. See, that's probably already taken. I know. That's like hell already taken. No, I haven't tried it. Because it's already my car. Why am I going to put my name on my car? Unless you two...

G, G, G, G, G, L.S. Oh, that's five. or use the three instead of the E. I feel like all that stuff's taken. Hello Kitty's taken. Anything's taken. See? It takes smarts.

I wouldn't even know how to do it. I feel like he could have just got like a vinyl sticker too. Yeah. Yeah. Go back to California bumper sticker. Nobody could say anything about that. You know what I always think when people get license plays like those custom ones? It's like, dude, if you commit a crime or anything like that and you want to do like hit and run, people are going to know your license plate.

I like that. I always do it. hit and run. I always think it happens. It happens. It happens. You want to do it. Oh, it happens? Is that like, my dad told me that when I bought my car? Because I wanted a red card and he was like, no, me, if something ever happens, they're going to be able to like identify you. And I was just like, oh, like a red car? Reds are criminals. They told you red card. Well, because it's more noticeable.

And my car is great. You're right. You're right. I read that. So I should return the custom license plate that I have. Oh, yeah. Everything cool. What does it say? Well, if you do something, I don't say that. Yeah, but Lettis is not doing anything criminal. I know, but I'm just saying if it happens. I've had your back and you're like airing yourself out. Have you seen this gun show?

Hello? Oh, yeah. Custom license plates are cool if you can figure it out. By now all the cool stuff has been taking already. Sometimes I'd be giving myself a seizure trying to figure out what people's licensees. I'm like, but once you figure it out, it's so cool. Yeah, yeah. You're like, oh, that was cool.

I'm like, oh, okay. That means you can't visit California. ever with that car. Yeah. He's like going back to California. I would hope he wouldn't if he's hating that bad. I know. It's like you hate us so bad but you're going to come to L.A.?

Yeah, I don't think so, bud. He's never going to come to Disneyland. Just seeing. The crazy part about all this is that like, bro is probably actually from Indiana and trying to like say dictate things in Nevada. You know?

Yeah, like it's like, bro, people aren't from there. You think it's just the heat and the aliens from Vegas? The heat got him thinking crazy. The heat got him thinking crazy. Yeah, would. What else is Nevada? Mafia, aliens, casinos. No, what else besides Vegas is in Nevada?

I'm super serious. Reno. Reno. Okay. And then? Laflin. Laughlin. Those are all the casino motherfuckers.

Yeah. What else? I'm just thinking Area 51. Yeah. Aliens, yeah. But even that's a tiny little thing. Death Valley. The TV show Reno 911?

How would I Google that? Like what is important in Nevada? Yeah. What's their capital? Las Vegas? To me, that's what it is. Right now, we're talking about the adventures of you growing up where you grew up, okay? What's something about your city growing up that would surprise us to know, like my baby girl, Jane, I didn't know Palmdale.

They didn't have those box happy meals. Wow. And it was 50-50 on the toys until she started crying about it. That's a real experience. It is. Yeah. Because you, what else do you look forward to? At the time, we didn't look forward to, like, toys like that because they were commercial.

Like we couldn't, it wasn't attainable. Right. We couldn't look at Amazon and pick stuff out. We couldn't get buy games on like the app store or whatever. Like that didn't exist. We couldn't go to Target to that little $2 or $5 area. Yeah. And it would blow my mind that all those things could fit in that little box.

Yeah. And it's like, dude, the box ones. Yeah. You didn't have activities on it sometimes? And when I look here, I feel like I don't, sometimes it's like you think your time was the best time. But I think our time was the best time for the toys and the Happy Meals because I remember there was like a beep between Bird King and Happy Meal. And, like, Bird King had, like, the freaking rugrats watches. Yeah, the watches were so cool.

But, Doug, McDonald's had the Barbies, like, little mini barbies. Like, that was some stuff. Like, they had their stuff. McDonald's had some cool hot wheels, too. Yeah, see? We got the girl, we got the Barbies. You guys got the hot wheels. Yeah.

See? It was vibes. It was, like, little happy meal wars. And my friend Jane, over there, Palmdale, couldn't get any of it. Oh. You know, 50-50. That's something I learned. Something I learned about Vic is he had to, like, he talks, and then the plane goes, you have to stop.

Yep. Drop and roll. Yeah. Exactly. Angie, ballastos all the time. Did you dance to the gunshots? Piyo, pion. Music to her ears.

It was like. So when you move to the good side of Santa Ana, it was like, what is this? Quiet. I felt like they were going to kill me or something. Silence means bad. Well, I mean, like, when you have kids and they make her in a lot of noise, it's fine.

As soon as they go quiet, you're like, what's going on? Yeah. What are they doing? What are they up to? So that's kind of like that. That's what I was thinking. This has nothing to do with that,

but did you guys ever, you know, like the car alarms? Yeah. How there used to be like a whole little sequence of car alarms. Like it changed like it would change. Yeah. It would switch up. Yeah.

Yeah. When it would happen, I would like go with it. Like we like memorize that. It was a bop, low key. Have you ever heard like a car siren and beyond? Like, whose car is that? Yeah. Oh yeah.

Yours. Yeah. I didn't hear more there. Just want to throw that out there. She's talking about sirens and good shots. All that. Okay. We're taking it to the phone lines though.

Who we got on the line, baby girl, Irizi. We got line one. We have Aurora from L.A. She just moved to L.A. All right. Aurora. Hey. Aurora, where'd you grow up? So I grew up in Tennessee.

Okay, Aurora, I see that. So what's something that we'd be surprised about either where you live or where you grew up? Pretty much where I grew up. I just moved back into the valley back two weeks ago. and here everything is like in a shopping center. Like we have everything is in its own store there. Yeah. So I don't use in the GPS and I still have to spend the block

because I still miss it because it's right there together. Okay. So you're used to stores just being on their own? Like standalones? On their own, yes. Wow. This is the land of shopping plus. Everything together.

There's no parking. You have to park a mile away. You have to drive. Get up and. drive an hour ahead of time to get to where you're going touch of traffic. The 405 is horrible. Oh, oh, this wasn't the California complaint line. Hey, can you please tell us about what it's like where you're growing up?

Because, honey, you're the only 10 I see you, but there's the reason you left Tennessee, honey. It definitely is. What's the reason you left Tennessee? Tell me. New start. More opportunities. Let's go.

Okay, look, you got 10 opportunities in one shopping center. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. Yeah. I do like that. It is more convenient, but the park at hand. Yeah.

It's the land of shopping centers for sure. I didn't know that. I didn't know other places didn't have shopping centers. Yeah. We were just accustomed to just thinking that that's how it is. I don't know about Tennessee, but when I went to Utah, everything was in the Walmart. Everything.

Oh. So it's like, it was like a bank, hair salon, nails, food, all in the Walmart. What? That sounds like a swap meme. Yeah. Yeah. They don't want to admit that it's a swatming, but it's a Walmart swabby. I like how she talks.

So what are you up to today? What are you doing out here? What are you doing out here in the Valley? I'm going to work. Nice. What do you do for work? Oh, I have to deliver packages. It's and I help promote us, so, yeah.

You sound like a great time. Yeah. Thank you. You're welcome. All right, look. Do we have more people? Wait, hold on, wait. Can you say there's a snake in my boot?

Oh, so you want to pull the country out, all right. Okay, I got you, I got to. Let me pull it again. There's a snike in my balloon. Thank you. Do we sound weird to you? No, it sounds normal. No, do we sound weird to you?

No, no, no. No, y'all actually sound normal. It's not until I get to way to the West Coast that it's kind of, yeah, different. Yeah. Yeah. I love it. We got more on the line of, like, growing old they hung up. Yeah.

So, Brian from Idaho called and he said that he got, he was used to hearing cows growing up where he's from. And I was like, oh, I could relate. Okay. So growing up in Hemet. Yeah. You hear cows. Yeah. No way.

Yeah. So I actually live in San Jaceno. It's next to Hemet. I'm sorry. San Jacinto? Yeah. And it's like. the new housing tracks are all built around like the cow farms and stuff.

So at night you could hear the cows. How do cows sound when they do it? I don't know. You know. Well, if I do know, I didn't realize that that's what they was doing. Wait. Wait, aren't cows? Oh, yeah.

Cows are girls. Girls. Yeah, and then the. The male are bulls. Yeah. Cows and bulls begin. At night we hear like other cows. That's how we call it, BS.

Wow. Wow. Man thing. That's funny. That's crazy. So, yeah, so, I mean, if you could make the sound, how does the cow go? Are you saying that? Because I'm fat.

Are you calling me fat again? No! Cow sound! You know how the cow sound. We all did old McDonald's. We all did old McDonald's. You shouldn't be asking you guys. That's a crime.

And he's laughing about it. Hey, remember when your mom stopped hating him? Tell her. Yeah, I just asked a question. I grew up in Glendale and there's a couple things. One could get me canceled. One is like. reg which one do I do?

The reg? No, the cancel. Okay, for, why? I'm gonna get by you. You don't want me to be here anymore? Wow, all right, bro. I can't say anything. I can't believe you do that to your best friend.

Wow. Angie in the morning. It's my words. I can't even say anything. Yeah, welcome to our life. Welcome to our life, baby girl. All right, check this up. So in Glendale, they had their own private bus.

Like, it's the B-line, right? So I'm always thinking, like, or I grew up thinking, like, yeah, I know the metro system. Like, I grew up on buses. no one else knows the five and the seven. Like we had the B-line, the five, and we had the seven, and that got us around Glendale. But then there's actual buses. Like the metro is the thing. Oh, yeah.

Like I think they're colors, right? They're blue-green line and all that stuff. Yeah. I know nothing. And I got really upset. Like, oh, that's how I knew. I'm not from L.A. Because I don't know the metro system like that.

All right. Yeah. But you know what I do know growing up in Glendale, Armenians. Yeah. So I was practically an Armenian myself. I literally grew up in Glendale. They were part of our community and it's a hub. I moved to Silmar.

I moved to San Fernando Valley. And I don't know what I'm talking. I was like, yeah, my home girl, she's Armenian. And then, no, I said something, something they're Armenian. And the guy out there was like, what's that? Is that an animal? Like, what animal is that? And I was like, what you mean?

They're a person. Their ethnicity. They didn't know what an Armenian was out in the valley. Wow. And that showed me out. That's crazy. On my side? Yeah.

Because, I mean, I grew up in a school that was probably one of the most diverse schools. Oh, yeah, Birmingham. Yeah. Yeah. So it was like, you know, all type of innicities. All right. Well, it just happened to me then. It was just Silmar.

It was just the Silmar, U.N.D. Silmar is mostly Mexicans? Yeah. Yeah, because a lot of people have, like, ranches, like animals, horses. Crime. Crime. Shout to Silmar, though. It was a great school.

And I taught them about Armenians. Yeah. That's true to me. You know what's funny? Like for me, growing up, I live right by the freeway. And there's factories like two blocks down. So all the trailers get off on that exit where I live. So my building always shakes.

Oh. And I got accustomed to it. So I don't even realize it anymore. But when people come over and like when my mother-in-law first moved in, she would think it was earthquakes. And people are always like, they look around and they look at me for reactions. It could be an earthquake. It could. But you know how like when someone looks at you, they're actually like, did you feel that?

Like, did you feel that? Yeah. They would look at me and I'd be like, oh, it's a trailer. Like, it's like, it's not an earthquake. To you, you knew it because that's how you grew up. Trailers passed by all the time. And the visitors, it's like, what's going on? Yes, it's pretty funny.

And it still happens to this day. So I'm just like chilling. That's funny. Now that you mentioned that my mom had moved to like Downey and she moved to a part of an Imperial that's like a main street. And we were right, our apartment. was right in front of a bus stop, literally right in front. So the same thing, we would just hear whenever a bus would come, boom, the whole building was shaped.

Damn. Yeah. What about buses you guys have? The metro buses. Damn. Oh. Not the B-line. Not the B-line. Ouch.

All right, Irene, we got more people on the line that want to tell us about their cities, their towns. Who is it? We have Monica online one from Arcadia. All right. Monica from Arcadia. Growing up in Arcadia, what's something that would surprise us? Um, peacocks. Oh, that's true.

You, so you would see them everywhere. I see them everywhere. They've been there for like, I don't know, 20, 30 years. Um, there would first be like four or five that would come down into where I live. They would just come down like a half a mile or so. And they would always come during the spring for like mating purposes to find the females. And then they would leave after a month or so. And now there's at least, I want to say like 300 peacocks.

on just my street. Wow. What? I've never heard that school. That's cool. No, not because you can't hit them. You can't hit them and they're mean, huh? They're not that mean.

They're like not scared. You know how if you go to New York and you see pigeons and they don't like get scared of you? They're not going to move. That's how peacocks are. They won't move for you. So you could be standing there in the street honking your horn and they will knock it out of your way.

They're hard body karate. They are like they're like, what? You want me to move? You're moving around me because if If you hit me, that's a fine. They know they're worth these peacocks. Yes. And the worst thing that they do is that they will, if they see their reflection in a car, like in a black car, they'll attack their reflection.

Yep. Really? No, that's what I'm saying. I've seen a peacock. So I live in San Gabriel. And one of your peacocks mosey down over. And it starts like, it starts getting at the tires. It's like picking at the cars.

Yeah. And if you try to shoe it. No, they're turning up on you too. They're like, oh, you want some of this? And that's why, like, I have many experiences with peacocks, but you think they're nice. That's so crazy. They're, okay. They're just pretty to look at, but they're not so fun to be around.

So many things have tripped me out. I just found out that peacocks have deep self-hatred. They're trying to fight each other constantly. They're like those beta fish. They can't be in the same, in the same tank to stop fighting each other. Yeah. So they're worse than geese, because you know how geese will attack people? Peacocks are worse?

No, peacocks just stand their ground. Yeah. They're just like, no. Like, you come with them. Stand your ground. Peacocks are like, you F around, you're going to find out. Do they poop everywhere? There's poop everywhere.

Oh, that's the annoying part. That's the only annoying part. I want you to hold because you said there's like 300 on your block. I want to go to your block. I live by you. Like, I want to go see what's up. Yeah. You don't have to tell me your exact address.

Just give me the block so I know where to drive by. Because then I could just tell the boys that I'm taking them to the zoo. Boom. Peacocks. Yeah. Nice. Do you know where the In-N-Out is in Arcadia? Go around there. They're everywhere.

Okay. There's a lot of in-and-outs. In Arcadia. There's only one on San Anita. Okay, the San Anita Mall. That's all I know. Where about the San Antonio Mall are you? Yeah.

Okay, I'm going to look for you. Peacock block. You better look for you in the peacocks. Hey, you better not be hoarding those peacocks. You better not be like the cat lady of peacocks. And you just be grooming them. 300 is a lot. Oh.

You take them, please. We want them to leave the city. Wow. All right. Thank you so much. See, girl, you know you learn a lot. You learn a lot about where other people live. So, wow, I'm still tripping out.

They just stand in the middle of the street and peacock block you? Yeah. That's crazy. You got to get out the way, too. I mean, we got somebody else else wants to share about their city. Yeah, but I couldn't get her name because, like, yeah. So I just know she's from East L.A. She's online, too.

All right. The home girl from East Lowe's. Hi. Hi. My name is Dorothy. Dorothy? Dorsey. Like the Wizard of us.

Oh, Dorothy. Okay. Dorothy, talk to me about growing up in East Lows. Okay, so I grew up in, I was born and raised in East Lowe, and you know how you have your corn man in the car, you know, in the car, you know, you have a corn man in the cart. So I live now I moved to Lake Elson, I've been living here for six years. I'm sorry. It's like that comfort food that you miss.

Yeah. So one time one of my neighbors was, like, buying corn off of this lady on the van, and I saw, and I was like, oh, my gosh, she has corn. And I'm, you know, those fadles. So, like, I went to her, and I was able to buy some. And then after that, she started, like, now that she comes to my neighbors, so, like, bring my door back. And now I'm able to, like, buy corn and get my. Get a piece of me. Yeah.

Well, now I'm in legal center. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, when you get your corn. Mm-hmm. The corn and the cob, you know, with the mail and stuff. And then now, too, we have another guy who's, like, probably in a golf cart, you know, like driving around the streets and he's just, like, honking. And whoever wants to come out can come out and buy, like, their corn and stuff. So it's just so different, like, from Raleigh.

Yeah. So it took a while for them to catch on to, like, those types of activity, like street vendor stuff. Right. Yeah. Yeah. But it's so cool that I'm so able to get it out here, even though it's definitely different. Yeah. Dang. That's so awesome for you. And then also, I wanted to go back to one of your, the persons I was talking there a little earlier saying how she misses like the whole, like, she used to like miss the sirens and all that.

Same thing with me. Like I, when I came out here, it was like, oh my gosh, there's no other love to spend like one of like. So it was like so like hard for me. Like the first year, it took me a lot to like adjust to like the quietness. Yeah, of Lake Elsinore. I could definitely relate to her. Yeah. I feel like Lake Elsinor is haunted. Oh, really? No.

It's not. Are you sure? It's pretty cool. It's really chill. I like it out here. It's nice to, like, greet my kids. I have three kids. Oh, it's good to raise your kids.

Damn, you know what's crazy? They're growing up in Lake Elsinore. We didn't hear anything, and it was... Right. I know. It's like, I didn't even know it was a city. Why are you doing that to your kids? Hold on.

Well, I mean, I grew up in the project. I had your project. So, I mean, I just wanted to give them something different. Damn, I like those projects. They're good people there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That's where I grew up. Nice. Yeah, that's so awesome. All right. Is the corn better in East L.A. or Lake Elsinore? Definitely, East Daly. Ah, okay, okay. And you know what?

Hello? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. I heard like, okay. Yeah.

You thought it was a corn man? No. I just took my daughter to boil heights on Monday. And she took her photos with my little daughter, the one hour photos. I was like, you need to take, like, this is where I used to take pictures. You need to go take some pictures. Oh, that's so sweet. They got the little palsies and everything.

So it's so sweet. I like that. So now you could just, you could visit the hood, but then go back to Lake Elsinore. Yeah. Or there's no. Yeah, I saw my mom there. So I try to go. Nice.

Living the dream. Living the dream. Living the dream. Yes. Living the dream. All right. One day, hopefully I can bring her with me. Yes.

Yes. Your mom? Yeah. Hopefully. one day. I know people that live in Boy Heights, they love Boat Heights. She don't want to leave. Yeah.

She doesn't want to leave. Yeah. Oh, gosh. Her doctor at USC, she's like, I'm not leaving general hospital. No. No? What high school did you go to? I went to Lincoln High.

Lincoln. I think that's the good middle. Like, that's the, if you didn't want to go to Garfield and you didn't want to go to Roosevelt, you went to Lincoln. Or Wilson, yeah. Wilson or Lincoln. All right. Well, I'm tired of talking about East L.A., just to be honest.

18, Great Valley. Gang would have. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. No, shout out to you and your corn. Thanks, Dorothy. Thank you.