Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep.120 (12/12/23)

Episode Date: December 13, 2023

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Listen, this is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Okay, I was looking for a helicopter sound, and this is the closest I got. Shout out to Fellie. It says his name on it. Get me a helicopter. I don't know what DJ Fellie by his is for, but...

Get me a helicopter. I love it. All right, let's talk about the ghetto birds. The only birds that are LA exclusive. The ghetto birds, do you think? think that we spend too much money on them. Apparently, we might because they did an audit on these police helicopters, how long they're in flight, how much they're costing us. And they cost a lot of money to us to be up there, like, just watching us.

Just disturbing the sleep. Yeah, just cruising. Apparently, there's only two helicopters. There's two police helicopters that circle the skies of Los Angeles for up to 20 hours a day. That means a fool checks in and it's like, yeah, I'm just going to fly. Wow. I don't know what he's doing. Yeah.

You know that point you know comes into work, but he's just normally just chilling. Yeah. That's the helicopter riders. Easy paycheck right there. Easy. That's a long time. 20 hours. 20 hours, brother.

I'm sure there's not one shit. It's probably fun. It's probably so fun. It probably is really fun. No, I'm thinking, okay, what if they get hungry? What if they need to pee? All that stuff. They're just up there?

Get the chop up. Now I feel like it's smelly in there. Get me a helicopter. That's crazy. That's why they leave the windows open? there's no doors passing gas up there and I do

I do know that they're really good when there's like a high speed change and there are a lot of those in LA but I don't know $20 dollars 20 hours Why is there always one over my neighborhood

I know my two This is a lie It's more than two There has to be more than two No it's because they're so high That they go a little bit And they cover a lot of ground Yeah

Like the higher you are, you guys know, come on, you know airplanes. Yeah. It's the same reason an airplane can get from L.A. to Vegas and 30 minutes. True. It's covering a lot of ground because it's so high. It always feels like it's right above and I feel it like the sound. They are always active. I take the five a lot around like 2 or 3 p.m.

And I always see one either getting on the roof or getting off the roof. That's probably lunchtime for them. Oh, their break. Yeah, literally. I'm also right next to Van Nuys Airport. so I'm wondering if that's whether the places they stop for the restroom. Probably. Right?

We're more concerned in how to you. Or another lunch break. Apparently this program of having these planes in the air costs us $46 million a year. Gee. And only 61% of the flight time, or no, no, no, 61% of the flight time they've, like, measured the data. It's like, for another. Like, it's not the priority. They make more than Otani.

So 40. Look at that. They're better. Your friends, 40% of what they do is actually like worth it. 61% though or not. I'm telling you, this is the employee that just comes to chill. That's like the easy job. This is Jose.

How many hours is he here? How many videos do we get? Who is just chilling? Don't feel bad for him. Get the chopper. Get the chopper. In Whittier, like, they use the helicopter for anything. If you jaywalk, that helicopter's out.

Why? I don't know. It's just always, they're always using it for no reason. No, one time we had a party in our neighbor, Jackie, complained. And the police came and they're like, hey, I think it was when you guys were there. You guys at the party when the police came. And they were like, yeah, you got to put it down. And they're like, okay, or what?

And they're like, the next time we come, we're going to bring the helicopter. We're like, for what? Yeah. A party? Well, they'll find you. Honestly, that's kind of an honor because I threw a party in high school. And then all of a sudden the helicopter came. And everybody's like, yeah, oh, my God.

Brought the helicopter out. Yeah. Then you go to school and it's a story. Yes. Remember the helicopter? Give me a helicopter. That's big at the party. There's a bunch of teens drinking four logos.

I'm not too mad at the helicopter, dog. It's cool. 46 million, though? That's a lot. That's excessive. Yeah. A lot. That's expensive gas.

What else do we spend it on? Taxes. We don't get to choose. You know, there's this thing that Jay Coles did in a rap. And he was like, I want to be able to, like, get on an app and choose where my money goes. You're going to take my money. gonna text me why don't why am i not able to like see kind of where it goes like hey this money you put in here's where it goes and it's smart yeah yeah moving puerto rico yeah all right get to the chop

no taxes keep it here on the way we have simper pimped with maximo and maximo is this one close to home or what's going on it's very close to home oh i'm gonna read you something and we're gonna it's not me it's not oh my god vick it's always you done yeah it's always you what did you tweet for i don't know Or PIMP B I and B. SEM, SET, SEM, S S SEM, S S S S S Sip, S Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, yeah. I have a special nominee. Oh.

Special nominees. I love special nominees. That means it's one of us. Who could it be? Oh, one of us in the room? There was a tweet. And I am going to read it. Read the tweet.

I should have known he was going to be late. But this man got an hour before I knock out, because I got stuff to do tomorrow. Hold on. Read that again? Yeah. Hold on. I should have known he was going to be late, but this man got an hour before I knock out because I got stuff to do tomorrow. No way.

That's cool. That's crazy. No way. I mean, you are laughing like someone tickled your Elmo. What is going on? Crazy because I was talking about Kanye's life stream. All right. How convenient.

How my life! Then you would have said Kanye. Yeah. Yeah. Why you just refer to him like that? This man. Yeah. No, I didn't say my man.

I said this man. You know what she's doing? I feel gas-liff. She's good. She's good. She's good. I love it. Irene.

I love it. I love this. She probably does mean Kanye, but to another guy, he's going to be like, oh my God, she has a man. She's toxic. She's toxic.

She's toxic. Who'd you want to get? get jealous, Irese. In that part. Who are you trying to get jealous with Kanye? Nobody. By calling him this man. I should have known he was going to be late.

This man got an hour before I can't even tweet no more. You could tweet. Just know that it's going to be right out loud. It happens to the best of us, Irene. I've been pretty good lately. And I was thinking, like, what a Vic tweet? Because it's always Vic. It is.

Normally, but this time you got it. Not this time. Okay, read it one more time. And I'm going to picture Kanye. Okay, go over you. Irene and Kanye I should have known he was going to be late

But this man got an hour Before I knock out Because I got stuff to do tomorrow I read I know I swear I swear Why didn't you call him a Chicago man

Or easy man What time was a tweet We have a time on the tweet He was like an hour and a half late Or like an hour late Who your date? No to the stream fool Why didn't you say stream

You're very generic About the tweet Look, even the time is like a date time or link up time. It was like 10.09 p.m. Oh, my, yes. I sweet. Wow. I feel like the content stream would happen by that time already.

That is a sneaky link. Okay, look, 1009. Vic would know. But that was Pacific time. Yeah, it's PST. And over there, I think, no. No. That's like three hours.

The stream had already started at one. Who was it? Who was making you wait? Oh, my God. Did he ever come? I don't weigh on nobody. The hell. You waited at one hour

You wait on one hour You're crazy And what did you have to do tomorrow Yeah I don't work Oh my gosh The math is not adding Yeah

Hey Greg you're part of this alliance Do you think she was talking about Kanye Or do you think that I don't know to tweet that at 10 p.m? That's crazy That's pretty crazy I'm not going to lie the same thing and then I just

like I say like Nikki Minaj or something you guys wouldn't believe me come on no we no definitely not if you said just put she instead of he just pretend like I should have known she was gonna be late but this girl got an hour before I knock out yeah yeah

it was waiting on Cardi Bader drop no yeah come on she probably could have watched it tomorrow too or anything yeah you're not gonna see the recap oh my god You didn't say this about drink when he dropped the album at 3 in the morning? Yep. Yeah. She's caught.

Sip. Sip! Sips! Sip! Sip! Sip! Sip! Sip! Sip! Sip! Sip! Sip! All right, Greg. Hello, Lettie. Hello, Gregory. Kids these days are selfish and do not appreciate the things that they have these days. All of a sudden, you learn you're a dad. Now you want to talk about kids.

That's so crazy, darling. No. Like very fatherly tone. Very fatherly tone. These kids. I am not a father for the hundredth time, okay? I do not have any children. And this is why I don't have any children.

Are you sure? You're just not letting us put up the side by side. No, you're not going to put up the side by side. You're not going to do that. If you're not a dad, you would have been, yeah, you would have been confident. And you get a little nervous. I'm 100% sure I am, not a father. He has your eyes?

He doesn't have a look you make, a tonto? I don't know. He had the same hair when he was little? No, no. Like I said, that baby has a 700 credit score. That baby went to buy a... You have a 700 credit score. I don't have a 700 credit.

I don't have a 700. Yeah, for sure he had 700. That kid went to Harvard University. He was going to Harvard University. Wow, you're going to pay for it? It's a weird thing that we have. Do you guys ever know someone that was like blonde when they were little? Like I have my homie Charlie, when he was little, blonde curly logs, but like,

Chamaco, like, he's Mexican A-F. Yeah. And I don't know if that's part of like the Spaniard stuff. This kid looks nothing like Mexican. You didn't either when you were little. That's her point right now. I still don't. People still think I'm white.

There you go. Just like the baby. We're getting closer there. Just like that baby. And you're paying for Harvard tuition? Greg had a girlfriend. They broke up three months later. She was pregnant.

And he said that she's not he. But there's definitely overlap there. And this baby has Greg's face. It has none in my face at all. At all. At all. It's right now. All is a buddy.

Hey, Greg. You know what? Just keep working hard. You're going to get a letter in the mail pretty soon. You know what you're doing it's yours? She moved away. Can we go back to scrolling? Go to go back to scrolling. So that you won't find them.

I want to go back to scrolling. We can't talk about kids. Talk about why I don't want kids. This is exactly why I don't want kids. I will never have a kid ever because of this. Go ahead. Go ahead. Jack.

Go ahead. Go ahead. Jack. Go ahead. Oh my God. Oh my God. What? What?

No, return it. No, return it. Yo, I swear to God. So I'm assuming he's getting a present. He's getting a PS5 and he wanted a PC. Yep. He wanted a PC. He wanted a PC.

And throws a tantrum that he didn't get his PC and tells him to return the PS5. Return it. And what did you do? What did? Yo. Yeah, that's crazy. Well, I think one of two things. If they knew he didn't want the PS5, this is for the dad.

This is for dad. I did that. This is our president. I did that. Little Vic will be like, that's my PS5 though. You said it was mine. But you're playing it?

Like move, yeah, you'll get it at the sooner. Who pay for it? Move over there. It's my turn. I'm in the third quarter of a very tense game.

Okay, I know one thing about the gaming and that on the PCs like it's really good, right? Either the graphics card or the memory. It's like the best thing. Yeah, you can do everything.

So this kid probably is hip to that. His friends probably use it. He probably watches it. videos where people are on PCs and all of that. So he doesn't even, he thinks the PS5 is for us boomers. Yes. So for them to give him that? Yeah.

It makes sense because there is like these YouTubers that are like snobby gamers. They're like, oh, no, PS5, such a disappointment. Then another, the PS4 was better when it came out. Really? Yeah. They'll like go in on like these like next gen products or whatever and get into all the specs. When it's like, bro, it's just a game. I would always even trip out because I would think a Mac is like,

Like, Ellie, because Apple is late. And then my son would be like, no, like, I need alienware. P.C. Or what's the freak of that? There's PCs out there that are like thousands and thousands of dollars. Or build. People build them. Yeah.

Build them put water tanks in them and everything. Like, what? Water tanks instead of a computer? Yeah. Yeah, it's like a whole tank. It's a flex. Yeah. So that kid's parents should have returned it.

No, they should have kept it. Like, you're playing this PS5. Those kids got to take away YouTube from them. They should return the kid. Return the kid. It's not working out. Keep the PS5, return the kids. It would be easier?

No. So, Greg, what did you do? I don't have any kids, guys. I have no kids. Oh, I thought this was your audio. This is not my audio at all. She sends you every month. No.

Here's an update. That is not my baby. Kids being a brat again. See, this is what happens when he doesn't have his father in his life? Oh. You never had a kid, though, be ungrateful for the present that you've given them. And how did you work that out? No, my kids are, honestly, you give him anything like a plush and they're like,

Ah! Really? Yeah, and then like 30 seconds later they forget about it. Oh, yeah. You ever see that video where the kids got an avocado and he was so happy? Yeah. No. No.

I feel like the stuff I give Vic, I think even if he doesn't like it or something, he'll know how to fake it because he'll know all get really upset. Like that he's being ungrateful. But I've seen times where like other people give him gifts and he's like, oh, thanks. And then he like shoves it to the side. And I'm like, hey. You know, I give them a high five. And I tell them, hey, you need to be grateful and go give your Tia a hug. Thank you.

Okay. Those are some really nice socks. And I know she spent a lot of time looking for them. Yeah, Jockey, it's nice from the 70s. Before I give you another high five. Make no way to say that. My aunt for the longest time has been giving me medium T-shirts. And I'm not, I haven't been a medium since, like, middle school.

And she still does it. So every single year, I have to be like, Hey, thank you. Why don't you tell her? Like, can I just get the gift receipt back? No, she just gives me the shirt, like, in a box, you know. She's probably trying to tell you something. She's probably super happy right now that you've lost a lot of weight.

But it's been, like, since middle school. I was small back then, so I think she just doesn't realize it. I think medium is a good size to assume a guy is. A medium? Yeah. For the longest time, I thought medium and large were, like, the main things. But apparently it's large and XLL. Yeah. And then my uncle gets me these super cholo flannels.

Like super, like, huge humongous. I'm like, this is not my style. It sounds like great gives. Yeah, because you're ungrateful. They're like three. You could put the medium shirt under the blackhoster. Yeah. With your ball writer.

Come on. They're like two XL. They're not going to fit me at all. They're long. You're sounding like your son right now. Please. Oh, I'm sorry. Play the audio.

I'm not going to. If you guys don't roast me about my kid, I don't have a kid. I don't have a kid. I don't have a kid. Play, Greg. Go. Jack. Oh, my.

Oh my God. What? No, return it. Yeah, that's what the audio got cut off right away. Yeah. You guys never had an ungrateful kid for the kids? I think with me it's tough because I legit have to buy these kids two of the same thing. Oh, yeah.

Like, even yesterday, and I already know, I already know I'm going to get judged. One wanted McDonald's, the other one wanted breaking. So they both want chicken nuggets. They just like chicken nuggets from different places. Oh, my gosh. And you win the both. I got, yes, I got pulled. And so the McDonald's toy guy, or one of the toys, they wanted each other's toys.

But because the other one wanted their toy, they wanted their toys. So they were just fighting over these toys. The whole war. And so that's just off of a random night, like, you're trying to wait a toy. Christmas time? Yeah. If one gets anything more, if one gets something different to color, it's over. Wow.

It's over. I have to take all of it away. I'm like, no, you guys are so ungrateful. I'm not even going to let you guys play with any of them. But then I do. You guys don't have that? Oh, yeah. I don't believe that Emmy and, like, they're so grateful.

I swear. Max kicks you to wake you up. Max is like he is happy with anything. Emmy is more like she'll know to just like play it off. Yeah. Like she'll know to be like. You're not. No.

My nieces are the same way. Like I'm already expecting. Christmas for two of my nieces to get mad. It's the same thing. It's like they didn't get the iPhone they wanted. They didn't get the camera they wanted. And then now it's like, oh, if they don't get the same exact number of toys, one of them's mad. Yep.

And they'll count it. And the other one, you love the other one more. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But that, no, yeah, that's what they're thinking. No, no, no, that's what they think. Yeah.

They go inside and then they throw a big timdrum. And then you still love those fools. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You love them so much. Yeah, and then you're like, you feel bad for not getting to the phone. We're going to go back to the store, don't worry. Yeah.

We'll get it for you. My sister. We're doing it. It's our fault. We're the problem. Why do you keep looking at me? Like, I don't have a kid. Word on Rosecrans.

Fabio Forren thinks Nikki Minaj is shouting him out on her new song. Okay. So New York rapper Fabio Foran was listening to Nicky Minaj's new album, Pink Friday 2, like the rest of us. And then he heard a line. that sounded like he got a shout out, but apparently he's the only one that heard it. So he started to make a video viving to the record.

Oh, the part where he thinks he heard Niki Manage. Yes, yes, yes. And then it got even funnier because Ruby Rose saw this online and started clowning them. Ruby Rose that's known for how beautiful she is and she also makes music. Oh, yeah. Perfectly put. She saw this online and started clowning. him by saying he's just like me for real

because the same thing happened to her when she heard this line by Drake Oh Hold up See to watch collection and assume I got time Cause of the Ruby Rose two tone So the Ruby Rose

Two tone So she thought that was A shout out to her It was just he was talking about a watch Yeah Right So this was her reaction Her and all her friends

Are like turning up Yeah That's just saying it Yeah They were going crazy There's a really Clearly you don't know about it It's actually a very expensive watch

I don't know who you are Yeah That's so crazy Yeah so he got clowned online Especially because it's like It's video evidence of him just dancing Like he's vibing to his song What is she saying in the song?

She says everybody And he thinks it says Favi Oh no No, there's a line that she says Feevie or something. Phoebe. No, it's everybody, but. Like, it just, the way it sounds is, it sounds like it's. No, I think she says something like, call up Fivi or something like that.

Let's see, let's see, let's see. Because the sample is the move your feet body, so it's everybody, move your feet body. Which I always thought, every time I hear it, I think of white chicks. That hard, yeah. I'm like, oh, she's sample white chicks. I'm like, no, it's that. Yeah. The one part with the whistle?

I believe she said something with Fivi and then because Fivi kind of can sound like Favio or his name. Yeah. But he was dancing. He was really excited. And it was just funny because they call him delusional. Yes. Everybody's just going in on him in the comments. Everybody.

Yeah. Going in on the uncommon. Yeah. People are telling him to clean out his ears. It's bad. It's just a lot of stuff. It's okay. You're not alone

You're not alone There's two of you You guys never thought someone was talking to you And they weren't All the time Especially when they have the earputs on And I'm thinking like they're waving high Or saying hi to me

I go hey And you don't know who they are All the time That's the worst type of embarrassment What about you Gregory It happens to me all the time here Like people will be talking And I'm just like

Or I'm talking to people I'm confused right now I just like blanked up for like a second he got in trouble no yeah yeah he's thinking about what he's going on to his phone no like people like be talking and I was just like I think they're talking to me but they're not because it's on their phone on their AirPods

a lot of street teamers do it and I hate it wow don't talk smack about the street team no take it out on them they have their AirPods in all the time and I'll be talking to myself and then it's like oh okay never mind then yeah Yeah. That's cool. I had a brain fart right now. All right.

Meek Mill is openly admitting he doesn't write some of his bars. What? Okay. So look, Meek Mill was on Twitter yesterday and he was reacting to the coverage of Young Thugs' trial. And he tried to defend Young Thugs' artistic freedom by saying basically, you know, I'll read the tweet. But he's basically in the midst of that, he snitched on himself. Okay? So this is what he said.

He said, it should be impossible to charge Thug and Lucci for lyrics because, in the studio we all give each other lines and don't remember who said what after a night in the studio. I have done it with both of them. They both gave me lyrics before. We all do this. And that's basically... What? What you went in on Drake for? Exactly. He went in on Drake with the original beef back in like 2016 and saying, Drake don't write his raps. Don't be comparing me to Drake. He don't even write his raps. And it's like, no. Right. That started a whole World War III in hip hop. And basically now, like, what, seven years later, he just admitted, like, yeah, we all do it sometimes. You know, that's crazy.

We throw each other lyrics. Who for, who even wrote it? Whose line is it anyway? Yeah. And I'm wondering if they're doing this, because to be completely honest, you're seeing more and more people be like, oh, this is what I mean when I say this. Like, I know what's his face, French Montana is like, when I say Coke Boys, I mean, creating only kings everywhere.

Yes. Everyone's giving, because they're seeing how this stuff is being used in court. So they're all trying to backtrack. So I'm only assuming that Mekmo is saying that in order to help the situation. Like as low-key sarcastic as everybody else is. Like, you know what? No, we all give each other lines. Yes.

And if that helps, if like, Doug is really his friend, which I know they've done music together and stuff. And if he can lend like a hand like that, like that's, I mean, that's cool. Yeah, I believe he's doing that for that reason too. It just sucks for people like Quinn Miller who was the ghostwriter for Jerry Akron. and ended up taking the L for actually being someone that does this. That was crazy. And then now it's like almost like a joke. Like a joke.

Yeah. So it sucks to see that happening. And everybody else's homies. Meanwhile, I'm like, I'm the dude that was just hired to do a job. Right. I did the job? Literally. Everyone turned on me.

Like, didn't he lose his leg? That was after, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, Meek Mill, like, allegedly in his crew, like, jumped them. At the Nike store. Yeah. And then after that, he went through like a whole life situation. Yeah.

He's been through a lot. Yeah, but shout out Quinn, man. He's an amazing artist and writer and continues to make music. And Meek Mill, yeah, I mean, I know what you're trying to do for Thug, but you kind of made yourself look crazy. Yeah, it just looks crazy because it's you specifically. It's only you saying it that makes it look crazy. Who went in on Drake for doing it and just kind of like outed him for having ghostwriters. But now you're like, yeah, we all do that.

Yeah. We've all done it before. We all do it. Yeah. Oh, man. All right, meek. Look, that was your word on Rose Cranz brought to you by your local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Rose Cranz for Brown Bag Mornings.

See you. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esa? Don't you know I'm local? All right, get ready to not just have the Casamigos bottles and the Class Azul bottles as decorations or try to use the mandala bottles as like little flower pots and all of that. You can now. Mando.

You can now. You can't. It doesn't work. Sorry. Enjoy it. You're poor guy. Okay, you can now recycle liquor bottles and I guess you couldn't before. That's weird.

And milk, vegetable juice over 16 ounces, beer, wine coolers, distilled spirits, coolers, and drinks in refillable containers. Apparently, you couldn't be for. Let's go. You could only recycle stuff that is non-alcoholic beverages, such as juice, soda, and water. That's a lie. Yeah, but excluded stuff like milk, veggie juice over 16 ounces and all that good stuff. which I understand. Why?

How? I see my dad, because we put all of the plastics in the recycle. And then I see my dad go through it again. And I'm like, why are you going through it? I'm separating it? And to me, I'm like, why are you separating it? Yeah. I know why they didn't want us to bring alcohol cans.

Why? Because we'd make our money back from all the alcohol we bought from those cans. You know how many cans are laying in our backyard after a party? Yo, but I'm not going to lie to you. I've recycled alcohol cans all my life. You've been able to. All my life. Or you know how they've been able to.

take them and they put him up, they probably don't count those. No, they count them. I've witnessed it. I put rocks in the can and smash it. And they tell you. You definitely can't get away with that. They know already. Not anymore.

Yeah. My thing with the alcohol stuff is I would think that winos would hang around there more to be like, hey, let me get the last like stuff that's in the bottle. Like to make sure, because sometimes there is like a little high to keep a little bit more water in it or to. I think maybe they stop for it. a period because I honestly I remember maybe 2009-ish I was a young lad and we had a party

and we recycled all our alcohol bottles to buy more alcohol bottles. That's exactly what I did. Yeah and it was very smart of us. It worked every time. But maybe after a while they caught on or something and then they stopped. But maybe they bring back. I know for sure like the the milk plastic like the very like white looking like a bigger one. Who works at a recycling center?

Are we doing it wrong? Yeah. Yeah. That one, I know for sure they never took, like, the pico ones, like all those in that style plastic. I feel like those would have probably give you more. Well, it was like a different pricing for each type of material. Yeah, I know. Yeah, so it'd be like the aluminum and then it's like the glass ones.

That's how I thought they'd be separating them because I'd be mixing everything up. Okay. So it says wine, liquor, alcoholic coolers, and juice in containers, 24 ounces or less will be redeemable for $5. Boom. Those over 24 ounces will be redeemable for $0.10. and wine and liquor sold in paperboard or pouches such as box wine will earn a 25 cent refund. Ooh, the box.

That's the most money here. What kind of deal they could? People buy the box wine. Yeah, box wine. Yeah. It's pretty good. It's my dad's favorite. No lie.

Yo, his dad pulled up with a box. He pulled up with a box of wine to the party. It just chipped me out that you couldn't recycle him before, but apparently you guys are still doing it. Yeah. And now you can get Casa Freaky and then you can get really like five cents back. What you did? Shout out the head.

Get a casa refund. Yeah. What you do is you keep the bottle and then you should put cheaper alcohol in it so you don't have to throw away the bottle. Like 1942. Yeah. Yeah. That's terrible. Yeah.

Why? You're keeping a glass of a little bottle. No, I don't water down alcohol. Wow. I'm looking at you differently now. Yeah. You can tell by the taste. Yeah, you could tell by the taste.

You're not going to tell after four shots. Wow. Yeah. You can do that. Greg put stuff in drinks, guys. Oh. Oh, crazy. Water and drinks.

Whoa. That's crazy, Greg. All right. Well, just so you know, you're going to be able to do that starting 2024. The milk one trips me out, too, because I for sure put the milk, the milk stuff in the recycling. Yeah, of course. My dad probably is so upset at me every time he's out in the back. He literally is out in the back with all of the ones that I put in the recycling thing and it's just separating.

Dang. And I'm like, Dad, why are you doing that? I know that I put everything right. Like, I'm not going to put the trash in the recycle. He's like, I love that. Stupid up in there. Maybe. Because usually I would do it like I would try to separate as much as possible, but at the place, I try to do it.

But then I'm also, I don't like bees that much. So then I'm like, hurry, I'm like, go, go, go, go. Because there's bees there. There's bees everywhere over there. They just hang out. There's going to be drunk bees. Like to drink. I'm sure mosquitoes are there too.

No, they're not there only in the summer. No, because remember, we did a story where if mosquitoes don't get a girl. Oh, yeah. They go, oh, fruit flies there. Sorry. Is your guys brain working? Do we need to buffer on commercials? I don't know.

I don't know. Okay, you guys, we have the homie help line on the way. We are helping out the homie. Which homie are we helping out, Victor? We're helping the homie oracio. He hates this time of year, but his family loves it, all right? And we have a, looks like we have a grinch on our hands, but we got to help him anyway. Oracio is an amazing name.

Yeah, I like it. Grinch. Why? Because he doesn't like his name. Terrible. We still got to help him, okay? It all starts out to dance more. Let's find out.

Shout out her son, Samuel, who turns 10 today. Aw, Savvy, happy birthday. Tanya wants us to shout out Jocelyn Lascon. She turns 27 today. Let's go! That's my favorite year. 27 is an incredible year. Enjoy this year, baby girl.

Porsche from Southgate is turning 31 today. Porsche. Is it Porsche or is it Porsche? This is Porsche. No, I know. Oh, okay. Sorry. Okay, so it's a super old.

I missed it. Fresh Prince reference. Yes. Oh, fail. Okay. Brandy wants us to shout out her daughter, Navarette, who's in town from New York St. John's University for the holiday. Let's go. Wow.

Educated. Jay Cole alumni from there. You're so cool. You're still smart. And so she wants us to shout out her homie, our homie, Alex. Remember Alex from Chicago that I'd be calling it. Yeah, what about Alex? So he recently graduated from college, so she wanted her to show him some love and say that she's very proud of him.

Let's go, Mr. Collie. Oh, you're a good friend. I hope you're her, his girl. Nice. Oh, I have a shout-out. My homie, Greg, wants to shout out his son. Oh, my, can we stop? God.

They're going to say this every hour because we don't know what hour yet that his new girl listens. And she needs to know. You need, you should have a son or a girl. I don't want to hold me up later. Like, remember the girl that was like, like, Hey, I just found out about this guy's son. Yeah. We don't want that.

I don't have a son or a new girl. Oh, you're going to get in so much trouble. Greg. I don't have a. Back to shout-outs. Back to shout-outs. Back to shout-outs. All right.

I got a shout-out. Shout-out to Vanessa G. from Long Beach. She's a new listener. She has the biggest, nicest, juiciest smile. What? I like to shout her out, and she's really hot, you know. Wait, your new girl? No, I just said she's a new listener.

A new listener. Are you doing what? She's a new listener. She's a new listener. She's listening from Lombie shout to her. How'd you meet her? DM? Yeah. How'd you even get this shoutout?

What do you mean? How did I get the shoutout? She told you? This is his shout out. It's a shoutout. No? Oh, my God. He said the juicyish.

Is this the juicy? Say it again. It's not. No, no, no. Now we're going to go her juicy. Yeah. We have Nicknian Swal of the big, big girls. Victims.

VIX victims Oh, that starts a narrative Oh, yeah Shout out to Sammy She says Me and my girlfriend Listen to you every morning She really wants you to shout her out

Tomorrow, which was yesterday Or yesterday they said tomorrow So today It's her birthday But please have Lettie shout her out We have a crush On her pretty app We have a crush

It's crazy We It would mean a lot to me If Lettie told her Happy birthday Happy birthday, happy birthday, P. Daddy, okay? She said if you can't say P. Daddy, P. Dala would be okay. Happy birthday, happy birthday.

Hey, oh, daddy. People pay for that right there. Yeah. They got to sell us some money. Wow, shout out to Sammy and P. Daddy. I love you guys back. She'll send them a juicy kiss? Yeah.

Yeah. Come, come in. You have to. You. No, no. You. Come on, let's see. You!

Yeah. And then also let's shout out Griselle Gomez. Her baby mamacita turns five tomorrow or today. An English bull terrier. Those are the ones that look... Like a bulldog, right? Like the target dog. No.

Yeah, the target dog. Oh, okay. The target dog. I thought it was the other big ones that have trouble. We're shutting out of dogs now? Yeah. The dog just turned five years old, okay? That's an accomplice.

The dog better be listening. Yeah. Get that dog of Papachino. Get that dog. They have like dog cakes, all that stuff. Get that dog a meter. A what? A meter.

Griselle also says, also can you ask Maximo to marry me? Oh, I got you. Hold on. Hold on. To Greg. Oh. Don't give them any ideas. He's going to have a new family.

Hey, you say you have no new girl. I got you. I don't have a new. For you, I'll do it for free. The first one, free? The first one is free? You should be a second one free. So sweet.

All right. Well, happy birthday to everyone that hit us up. If you want to shout out, we do this. We love you. We thank you so much for listening. I know it's like that towards the end of the year, so you all writing it out with us. And we appreciate each and every one of you listening. Greg, please don't hook up with our listeners.

Vic, whoever that listener was that you shout it out, I'm going to have to talk to him. Jucy. Whatever juicy is. She's going to go from a listener to a topic real quick. And I don't know if you want them. Or maybe they do. Maybe they do. All right, check this out, homie.

You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. Oracio needs our help. All right. Look, he sent us a DM.

He said, yo, brown bag, I have a problem. I hope I'm not the only one. I actually hate the holiday season. He said, I think it's a waste of time and energy. Oh my God. Who is he? He's the Grinch, apparently. Yeah. He said, the music is so repetitive.

Mariah Carey, that's enough, girl. Drop something new. Oh, wow. That's what he said. He said, and the rest of the songs... He's not like they jump by the lambs. I know. He said, and the rest of the songs are all right, but listening to them so much drives me crazy.

Oh, my. He probably hates your mashups, great. He said, I hate decorating too. It's so annoying. My family loves it, though. It's torture for me. Then everyone. expects a present. It's so expensive.

The whole thing is too much. It reminds me of when my parents would fight the most when I was a kid. And I know you will hate me for this, but I hate Christmas. I wish we could just fast forward to January and skip it. No. What? He said, I can't be the only one, right? What should I do

to make this time of year less annoying brown bag? He's hibernate? He in the cave? Therapy. This is what he sounds like. Stupid. Trimbing! That's your Grinch? Yes. That's instantly what I thought of when I read this. I'm like, dude, this is the little, this is the Grinch just grown up.

And there's people like that. Yes. Fres. Whoa. What? Greg, you're one of those? I'm just saying that the jolly season, but it's a lot of expensive season as well. Makes me very mad.

Yeah, but you have more money now because you're rich. You're rich. Jesus. Yes. Like his points are valid The stuff that might get him upset and stuff Yeah, I get that part He's going in, my character did not deserve that

I know Drop something new girl That is great She's retired Yeah Yeah, so yeah Do you guys know anyone that hates Christmas Apparently Greg right here

My sister hates Christmas She hates it Yeah she's very like Wednesday vibes She's like very serious Have you ever hugged her? No Was she the girl that's

He did that video Like dogging us Because we were playing Christmas music and your matchup? There's a girl on Roundback Morning's 106 and we saw her

right Irene? That girl hates Christmas for sure. One of Greg's mashups the we'll play it. Yeah. She was like

what is even happening here? That's the other how my sister is. Yeah. She's very like well why don't have to spend money on gifts? I don't care about

any of this stuff type of vibe. Wow. Well you don't honestly have to give gifts like that. You don't. Enjoy the spirit. Enjoy family. enjoy the food.

Enjoy the decorations. Look, we're talking for people that are okay with the holiday. I want to talk to the Christmas haters. I want to talk to the ones that you just like hate hearing this. You hate Nightmare before. Not Nightmare. You probably like Nighter Christmas. Probably.

You hate the stories. You hate the Christmas movies. Angie's music on her tree. Yeah. Oh, yeah. How can you be met at that? My ears. My ears.

Okay. You want to talk to you. Because only you relate to this one. Yeah, to Mr. Orrasio. He hates Christmas. With the name like that, I get it. Orsio. He hates everything.

That's a great name, by the way. Yeah. What's his, like, nickname? Ori. Ori? Oh, yeah. Orio. Or the first three letters?

No. Stop. We want to know from you, Christmas haters. Why do you hate Christmas? And what do you do about it? Because clearly you can't escape it. You've been in. Christmas time since September, low-key, out here.

Yeah. I went back into the DMs to, like, because, you know, that's where people give us our shout-outs. Yeah. And, because it just made me think of how, you know, I'm looking at you. Stop not looking at me. You're not looking at me. What did you do, Vic? You're gross, bro.

You are so gross, dude. What do you do? You know what I'm going to say? You know what I'm going to say, right? Yeah. What do you do? I asked him, like, who's the girl you just shouted out? Because he just shouted out a new listener that's hot, juicy live.

all crazy gross right? You're such a sick little gross deal of Perf all right and so I'm looking into the DMs

to see if there's any more shoutouts and there was but then I see a interaction between someone who is just nicely asking us

hey she asked us so are you guys going to upload these Christmas mashup somewhere and then the answer she got at 912 p.m.

on a Sunday on the Lord's Day is anything for you and the emoji of like the tongue wagging like No Irene I know that's not you

You have no proof of me Wait and this is through the brownback This is that brownback This is out of when I saw it yesterday Because I was like bro Lettis always Like DM Irene on our morning page And so imagine this girl thinks Irene As a hots for her

That's why she left us on scene And I was like bro I saw that yesterday Lettie and I screen on it and I sent it to him. Like, did you do this? And I was like, dude, what the hell? And he's like, oh my God, what did she say? I was going to bring this up in our meeting after the show.

But now that you bring it up like a little thing like Vic after you. Yeah, please. Honestly, I thought I was in my own DM. That was my mistake. Sure. You thought in your own DM someone was going to ask you about the Christmas matchup. Yeah. No, you were not, Vic.

This young lady, Anais Fresh, straight anise just as does in the morning which is very nice so are you guys going to upload these Christmas mashups

somewhere and then Vic on Sunday at 912 p.m. Anything for you and I say that because that's the emoji that's sweating with the tongue out

and the emoji is red you were sick dumb you are that feel I don't recall any of this you can't produce

okay so I just want to let the other juicy lips girl know that you're anything for you in Anaise also. Wait, these are two different girls. My father. I'm going through a lot right now. That's what Vick's been asking me. Vick's like, hey, you need to drop those ASAP, bro.

He's been asking me a lot lately. Drop them. Drop them like as hot. Hey, I got some people last for him. Is that what you called me and like, yo, can we upload the mixing? Yeah, that's crazy. All right. Well, you know where to find Vick.

Yeah. And our Brownback Mornings 1,60. DM. Okay, but I also have to shout out Carolina Santiago because she wants to shout out her baby Isabella, who turns 11 on Saturday. Carolina says, I'm so proud to call you my daughter. You are the best thing that's ever been mine. She all, I know, so cute. That's cute. Carolina also says, also, don't forget to shout out Taylor Swift. It is Taylor Swift's birthday, you guys. It is. She's 34. She says literally my worlds have collided. I love it because I love it because I love. love brown bag but i'm a diehard swifty s esths 2007 established 2007 that's what she became a

swifty wow carolina because of you we are shouting out taylor swiff shout out taylor swiff wow i did i look he was going to think of doing a homie helpline as travis kelsey like what do i give the girl that has everything on her birthday oh because like it's taylor swift yeah he has a lot he has a lot on his plate today yeah he has to make that is special and he has to double back for christmas yeah yeah i know they were saying that he needs to go full out or he was planning on going full out for her birthday so he needs to focus on the season yeah that's what he's yeah yeah they lost this this sunday yep exactly because he didn't get his player on sides no it's Taylor Swift's birthday so that's all the only thing he's focusing on right now is planning that birthday

stress of planning my party I hope not I hope not all right but we're we're getting distracted here oh yeah yeah back to the homie help line okay homeie help line yeah yeah we're helping no it's not big Orasio, Orrasso. Oracio. He don't like Christmas. Matter of fact, he hates Christmas. And he hates anything that's associated with it.

The presents, the gifts, the family, the fun, the snow that we never have out here. The lights. The Mariah Carey. Even Mariah Carey caught us straight. Like, why? He basically sounds like this. He hates it all. Yeah.

He hates it all. And he wants to know how he can get by the holidays. You have a couple more weeks, baby boy. But I'm sure that that's tough on you. He wants to skip right forward to New Year's. Yes. So we want to talk to Christmas haters. Because you guys can only be the ones that understand him.

Because we don't understand him. We're just like, what? Yeah. How could you not? Irene, who do you have the line, Mamasita? We have Eric from L.A. in line two. All right. Eric. Good morning, Eric.

Yeah. Good morning, everybody. Merry Christmas to you. Happy holiday. Christmas. Happy holiday. Okay, so you guys like Christmas. We love Christmas

We do love Christmas Oh me too It's a car full of Christmas lovers You guys sound very jolly Okay What would you tell this guy that hates Christmas Well there's only one life here we have And I just wanted to tell him that

That night He actually forget about what he is his Habitare And celebrate the life With everybody And if he wishes Wake up in the morning tomorrow And then do the same thing

to the same habits or change the habit. This is what my suggestion, because life is only once for us. And we need to cherish every moment. Oh, I love you. That's real. He just dropped some bars. What city are you from?

Los Angeles. Well, duh. What part of LA? My son and I right now. I'm from way to school. No, but like what part of LA, you guys? Oh, Westwood, Westwood. Westwood.

Wow. Can you guys be our Westwood, Tio and Primo that means uncle and cousin What would you say? We want to just be your friend

because you guys are so awesome Yes Oh yeah for sure anytime What's your name What's your name little guy? Andrew Andrew Andrew Thank you so much for listening to us

And I'm sure you got pops on board To listen to us And we appreciate you guys so much We thank you very much We're very thrilled Oh Oh Yeah

Hold on the light You know the line. Irene, you know what to do. All right. They sound it straight out of a hallmark movie. I want to send them a Christmas car. They decorate really, really pretty for Christmas. And he probably has the best advice.

That's the deal that, like, you go to a deal. And he has the biggest house. He lives in Westwood. Yeah. Yes. They have Christmas at their house. I only heard about Westwood. I've never actually been there.

I don't know. She said she's pregnant. Oh, well, you have to enjoy every day. One life. One life to live. Yeah. Very positive. Super positive.

Irene, who has we got in the line? We have Alex from Chicago on line 6th. All right. Hey, do we have any negatives because no, they're actually all. Well, they're trying to convince them. I know. We have no negative. No grinching.

Alex. There's got to be some grinches out there. What's up, Alex? Yo, what up, guys? How are you? It's cold out here. 20 degrees out. He already knows.

I asked the, I asked the question of the weather. Hey, did you hear your home girl? Shattered you out? That's my girlfriend. That's my beautiful girlfriend, Selchi. Oh, she and Alex sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-G. All right.

He did the other one. Alex, what would you tell this world, Araccio, that hates Christmas? Well, actually, I got to follow through with the OG that spoke earlier. I mean, you only live one life, and I'm pretty sure. And God forbid, he's. ever in this situation but being alone in the holidays it's tough yeah you know and I'm pretty sure he just I'm pretty sure he just like like we take things for granted nowadays and I'm

pretty sure like you know he he should know that like being with his family during this time of day is a blessing and honestly like and I understand he said he he said earlier about the how his parents argued you never know maybe he has that perspective about Christmas because maybe childhood trauma yeah yeah You know, there's some stuff that could be on a dress. Yeah. And, you know, it happens to all of us. But at the same time, it's like, you know, how, you know, you could put your opinions to the side and just be with your family.

You know, start being a little boy and be a band about it. Yeah. Be a man and start loving Christmas again. I have a question for all of my Grinch watchers out there. Mm-hmm. What happened to the Grinch that made him love Christmas? His heart started to grow. Yeah.

But, like, what happened to make his heart grow? Because the whole city showed him love instead of hate. Okay. What city is what I said? you from. Seems like a job for the whole city. Literally. She gave him a gift or something, right?

Yeah. Like he went all the way up there. Yeah. Yeah. She gave him like... I'm so sorry. Yeah, Arina hates Christmas. You too, Irene!

No, no, no. And I will say, like, holidays is like, I know it's a beautiful time. There are times where you are alone, you have family drama, someone does fight. Like, all of that stuff happens to, like, even the best of us. Even the biggest Christmas lovers have had gone through that, too. It's just like, don't allow that. Because low-key is going to keep on happening. Yeah.

You're going to mess it up. Your kids are going to mess it up. Your Tia is fighting with your Tios or your parents. Oh, it's traditional. Yeah, I've been there. Like, something is always going to happen. You can't rely on, like, if it's not perfect, if it's not a perfect Christmas where everyone's happy, everyone likes their toys, presents, gets along, all of that, then that

equals a good Christmas because that's just not realistic. Yeah. There's always drama. Yeah. And then if you do get mad and you feel lonely, go out for a drive and look at the Christmas lights. I like being alone I don't mind

though, I don't mind, yeah even the first Christmas even when Christ was born like they were after that full to kill them so

yeah like that's like they had the baby in the manger yes I read the Bible full I went to catfism

see even that one wasn't the best but they made the best of it wow wow I think that my first caller

got to you got to you one life to live yeah wow that's a great spirit for you

it's a lot man All right. Horacio needs our help. He hates Christmas. It's basically what he said. That's the Grinch when he was a little kid.

He hasn't seen the movie. What? Like I'm asked, that's what I'm asking you guys all the, not even the cartoon. Yeah. Or the book. No, I'm sure you've seen the like original Dr. Seuss cartoon because they showed it in school all the time. Yeah.

But very distant. But then the Jim Carrey one. Why when he was little did he start to? So he tried to shave, right? Because he's really hairy. He's really hairy. And then he, like, messed up his face and so he had all the, like, the face patches. Yeah.

And when he showed it, all the kids started making fun of them. But also, he had made, like, a gift for, uh... For Martha May. For Martha May. And when that happened, he got really embarrassed in front of her. Like, they embarrassed him. Yeah, they called him. And he destroyed the present.

And he hated Christmas after that. So it was, like, childhood trauma. Yeah. And then he hated a crush. Yep. Yeah. And then he was different. He got, like, made fun of because he was different.

He was green. And here. That he was cute Don't make fun of him, mangy No, I'm just saying How he looked like Okay, so now I get it Thank you for the back story

But what helped him Was the city And get someone else Giving him a gift And all that's hard I'm just trying to see Where maybe I could help Oracio

But it doesn't seem like it Unless he's green And hairy He might be hairy Hairy That, wow I mean, who's on the line That can help our guy?

We have Karen from Simi Valley In line 4 Karen, good morning Good morning What's up, mamacita? How are you? Karen. Just got to work and eating my jack-in-the-box tacos for breakfast.

Let's go. I didn't even know. Did they have breakfast tacos or eating the two for 99 cents tacos? The two for 99 cents tacos? Really? They have them? I'm going to go get them. I'll never get tired of those.

Okay. Tell us baby girl. What would you? Yeah, go ahead. My opinion, he needs therapy one. He needs to, like, he has childhood trauma. Like, any probably, he's probably Hispanic. I don't know.

What makes you think that? It's because most maltrapan much of a nino. Oh, okay. I didn't know it's because the name was Oracio. Yeah, I thought that gave it away. Give it away. But I'm very neutral. I feel like for me, it's just like it's overwhelming, getting everybody give.

Like, you don't know what they like. You don't see, like, I don't see my family, like, every week. So it's just like, and then if they come to my house, oh my gosh. Like, I don't want to host because then I have to clean up after everybody. Yeah. And, but I do like to spend time with my family and all of that. Like, I'm all for it. But I'd rather go to somebody's house.

Okay, I did my time. Time to go back home. Oh, okay. So you as a host are like, no. Or else everyone's going to get Jaguar Box tacos, which is great. Yeah. But you're not going to do the extras. You're not going to go out of crazy.

You get all the decorations and all that stuff. You know what? And KPWR, Los Angeles, Power 106, LA's number one for hip hop. I was thinking of while she was speaking and how I don't like it. And sometimes you kind of got to force yourself out and stuff like that. I remember a couple new years ago, I guess, a couple new years ago. I hosted it. And then we had my my Tia who just passed away.

We had her over it and my cousins. And I remember like, like it was a lot. And I was just trying to get everything together and hosting it and all of that. And this past weekend when we buried her and we had her funeral in the, like in the, when we're talking to the church, they were showing different. slides. Yeah, photos. And the photos from that new year are probably the only photo she has with my dad. And I was like, dang, like, that made me appreciate.

Like, in the moment, I probably was, like, super stressed out. Like, oh, I'm not ready and stuff like that. Or you're never ready, ready when the party starts. Like, everything still needs, there still needs stuff to be done. So I'm sure I was flustered. But seeing that photo made me very happy that they're just embracing each other. Yeah. And that's probably one of the only photos that my dad has with his sister.

sister, which you don't think about it until like worse comes to worse, right? But put yourself in that position. Do I still have my family? Do I'm getting all much again? Yeah. No, but it makes sense. Definitely appreciated for what it is, even if you don't like the Christmas aspect. Right.

Yeah. And Oratio said, like my family loves it. So he still has his family in his life, you know? You know, it might just be something that like maybe he just gets triggered around this time of year. True is kind of what it seems like. And there's also that like where you can be at the family and you can be that one that's like, why do we even do this?

Like, at least a conversation. Right. Yeah. I feel like your brother's that one. My oldest brother? Yeah, that's like. Yeah, he used to be, but then when he had his kids, that's when he got all soft. Oh, okay.

There we go. Oracio, have a kid. Oh, yeah. Just leave it in, brother. He needs a Christmas miracle so he can be happy. A child. Yeah. They solve everything.

That changes everything. You can take Gregs. You don't claim them. Hey, Sambra Salah, with Anchi. Okay, you guys, imagine you're driving. Mm-hmm. And you're arguing with your girl, your guy in the car, right? And then all of a sudden, you get pulled over.

Oh, okay. You be. I'm in my Toyota Ravre 4. Boom. Sorry, I'm in my name. No, no, it's fine. Perfect. Dude, this is exactly what happened to T.I.

So there's a video where you see T.I getting pulled over. And the officer asked him like, hey, fool, like, why are you driving like this? Like, he was pulled over because he was speeding and driving recklessly. And the officer asked him. I'm like, what happened? Why are you driving like this? And he throws tiny his wife under the bus and he's like, it's her fault because we're arguing.

Listen. I'm telling you, the honest of God, truth. Me and my old lady will argue. You go ass up. She'll tell you. You will argue. And then get out of the car. Yeah.

So essentially, like what I was saying, he was just saying, I was arguing with my girl. She was just getting on my nurse. I'm sorry, officer. She was just getting under my skin. And I was just driving as fast as I can. to get home and get out of the car with her. Oh my God. It's her fault, huh?

Yes. I think he was waiting for, like, the bro to kick in. Oh, I know women these days. Oh, yeah. Same thing happened to me. Yeah, you know what? The little lady, I get it. Like, I got one of my own, too.

I got two of my own, too. Nah, he got too comfortable because then he starts vanting to him. He's like, you know, sometimes when you're with your girl and she just starts taking things to a whole different level, let me play the audio. Let me see. Let me just say what he said because it sounds crazy. She was saying like, yeah, she's like, you've ever been with your girl and she's just harping on something. It was like really like a minute point, something that could really be overlooked and then you're just paying.

She's just paying a lot of attention to it. Minute. Hmm? My new. Oh, that's not what he said. Oh, maybe. Yeah, yeah, my bad. Yeah, you're right.

Yeah. A minute point. We don't do nothing in minutes. We're girls. We argue for an hour. Yeah. But guys, only you're. know what he is going through.

Oh, yeah. You get upset. You want to drive fast, you know? Oh, get there as soon as possible. Get her in the car. I'll take us both out. You know, you just got a... Did he get the ticket?

Whoa. He still got citation. Yeah. Of course he got the ticket. He's still got, yeah. Wait, what did he say? He said, I'll take us both out. Not even.

To dinner. To dinner. No. You and Irene are not allowed to drive together. Hey. No. You guys get on the same level. It's like trying to, you know?

That's crazy. Isn't that it, nah. Now you can blame her for getting the ticket because she made you mad. No, I think that's an excuse. No, no, no. Yeah, I'm trying to think. You're trying to run game on the officer, like, trying to get out of it. Yeah.

You're like, like, come on, bro. You know, this is like, no. You're still going to get the citation. Yeah. It didn't work. I got the citation. That was the fault. No, you could be, now it's my fault.

But if I was arguing already, this just made me more upset at you. I think. I could just think of the car right back. Yeah, I think also he's probably just used to getting out of stuff because he's T. Yep. And he maybe he doesn't. didn't want to use the rapper angle he's like let me try something he's like oh being polite yeah he's like you know I was driving expeditiously

to give away from him you don't know me get away from tiny you know I was like we gotta get back because this is a family hustle you know what I'm saying like started trying to drop hints he should have dropped more hints live your life he should have been like I'm trying to get home ASAP he said it's you know I got these 20 foes no don't cron he's like officer you can have whatever you like And he still didn't work. None of that word. No, you guys, because the video just keeps going.

And then you just see part of it, like, he goes to tiny sighted, and he starts pointing at her, and he's saying, like, it's your fault. You're paying for the ticket. And the office was, like, writing the ticket. And then when he got the ticket, he's like, why do you want to go and do that? I love it. Any more? Mm-hmm.

Let me do that. Don't get it, go any, please. Don't dedicate this. It's happened to me though because I know like with Marcus he just got a ticket and he told me he got a parking ticket and he told me it's like it's your fault

why didn't you remind me to paper parking? Everything's our fault. It's our fault. If we didn't exist, they would not get these tickets. Yeah, probably. They would still get these tickets. Yeah, just got to bring them out. All right.

I'm not going to be serious right now. All right. That's it for some. Here by your local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Auntie from Brambeck Mornings on Power 106. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse?

Don't you know I'm local? Hey, all my people in the OC. I hope that you like this hood classic. Free Willie. Come on, Willie. You'll have to do it once. Just once, boy. Because you're going to see it in live action now.

Because up apparently in the Palos Verdes Peninsula, Angie, I don't know where that's a part of that is. Green trees. A pod of a dozen or so orcas were spotted and this is not usual for that area. And they're hunting, you guys. Hunting orcas and their calves were spotted off this Los Angeles coast. Orcas. Orcas are killer whales? Yes.

Wait, don't tell me, you're fairly part of that. You know that? I know that. I did the start. Sorry, fool. I put Free Willy with the Orcas. I've been to sea world like once. I don't know. You expect me to be a marine.

I'm not a marine biologist. No, but if you're any animalologist, you know that free willie is an orca, is a killer whale. I didn't really watch that movie. That is an incredible movie. I'm disappointed in you. I am. I just didn't buy it. You know how whales is not going to jump over a person?

No, it's an incredible movie. It's an incredible movie. It's a great movie. It's a classic. Yeah. But you know how scary that is? Super scary. Yeah.

They're a killer whales for a reason. Do you ever see that video of The Girl on the Boat with the Seal? This lets me know Vic wears socks at the beach. Why? I don't want to get my toes full of sand. No, I know what you're talking about, Greg. It's a video of a seal kind of being chased by Orcas. And it jumped onto a lady's boat.

And the Orca started like circling around her boat, tapping the boat. And she was literally looking at the seal like, No, you got to get off. Like, I'm not helping you. Like, that's how crazy. You see a cute little seal jump on the boy, you're going to help it. But knowing these orcas are after you, and I'm not going down with you, that's how crazy these orcas are. Orcas will throw seals in the air on purpose.

Yeah. Yeah, for fun. For fun. And just to make a point. And actually, there's been a lot of stories this year about orcas in the middle of the ocean. When they're seeing boats, they're starting to, like, circulate them and, like, protect their territory pretty much. Yeah. Yeah.

I have a theory about the ones off of Florida. because I feel like the sharks are doing crazy stuff too. Yeah. They're like cocaine sharks and cocaine orcas. Oh yeah. Because that's where the drugs come through. Yeah. Sometimes they fall off the boat.

Yeah. Do you always see like the seizures happening on the boats? Yeah. Like there's going to be, you're going to get curious. If you're an animal, you're going to get curious and you're going to go tap it and see what's going on. Wait. You're going to get all crazy. Is that when I went in Miami, I ate some fish and I felt hyper?

Yep. Yeah. Yeah. That Miami Saviche hit different. That was really. That was really. Flare fish. Yeah.

Yeah. You watched cocaine bear huh? I know you did. I haven't watched cocaine bear, but I think they should do cocaine shark. Yeah. Cocaine sharks. Cocaine was a good movie.

Because essentially what happened to the bear in the forest, that's not how it gets traffic to out here. It gets traffic in the water. Yeah. You don't know that. But imagine it's in the water and it's just like bursts or whatever. So now it's just like contaminate the whole water. So imagine doing that with already like an apex predator like a killer whale.

Yeah. They're already on that mode. Right. You're just like doubling it up at this point. Now we're going to start walking and getting on short. You don't know about this is real stuff. No. Do you guys hear about what happened with the dolphin?

They found this dolphin. What? It had thumbs. Oh, yeah. They found a dolphin with thumbs. With thumps, yeah. And the scientists were just like, wait, what is this? They were shocked.

Yeah. I need to see this. You guys got to pay attention to the planet. Pay attention to the animals on the planet. They're going to tell you more about what's going on humans. Then the government will. Boom. BAM.

You know I'm local. They woke. Dumbs. That's just like slits and it's freaking fins. No, you don't understand. They're reposable. Yeah. That happened in Greece.

Wow. Yeah, we'll get into that next. The crazy wonders of the sea. Crazy. Marine biology hour. Yeah, that's all the Marine Biologists out there. John to you and the Marines. Give it here.

It's Power 106. LA's number one for your pop. We'll talk smack about our bosses next. Time to say sorry. It's too big. Why? Because we heard his feelings Because we made fun of him for not knowing

That a orca is a killer whale That's crazy He's not to say I've had an idea He's like, I can't believe you guys What school did that? What school did you go to? They failed you DUSD?

Yeah, DUSD. Mm-hmm. They failed you. I just like, I felt like I was like, I think I think if we knew an animal It would be the orca killer whale situation. Yeah But why do they have different names?

We call the killer whale. They're not scientifically named killer whale. So it's like a stage name is Orca or like what is it? No, real name is Killer Whale? Like you're a mammal. Yeah. And your name?

Killer well. Yeah. See? Killer whale. No. But yes, I'm sorry to me. Okay. No, but now I know.

You definitely should have known. I'll never forget this. Yeah, I'm not sorry. Now I know orca equals killer whale. Yeah. Do you know what a marsupil is? Yeah. What?

Coala. Is it? I don't know. They're marupials. They call it killer whales because it's the only whale that kills other whales. There you go. But that's not the scientific name. No, it's an organ.

All right. That's in the other words. Let's talk smack about our bosses. Everybody, you're listening to. I know a lot of company Christmas parties are happening right now. We're like anyone. That's what I was one. That's crazy.

I thought we were going to give. Well, hopefully we get gift cards. No, we're not. We too. The first time I've been part of a company. We mentioned it. Like a legit company? Damn.

Oh my God. You're Brian, me too. It's for the best. Those holiday parties get crazy. Why? You just didn't want to see. I've had Christmas parties here. They're super cool.

Yeah, you know what I'm. There was one time we went to that one sushi place that has karaoke in the valley. Tokyo Del. Oh, Tokyo Vives. Amazing. I'm not going to lie. I always thought, like, I imagine, I'm like, we're going to get a Christmas party. And oh, my God, I love Christmas.

And we're going to get, like, some rapper in here. We're going to have celebrities. I honestly thought we were going to have all that. And now only E-Men gets that for his birthday and for... Yeah, only E-Man got money. And then I'm like, I'm going to get a bonus, like $1,000? Oh, yeah. That happens.

Other places. You get a pizza party. Yeah. We wish we get a pizza party. I'm telling you guys, it's for the best that we don't have a Christmas party. Why? According to you, Nick knows he's going to embarrass himself. You have one drink, and then it turns into you doing the worm on the dance floor,

and then everybody remembers on Monday, and then you have to leave the company. Like, it's just, it's happening to people before. You know? That sounds fun. Yeah. Big does that every weekend. Just not what does. That's how it was good time to me.

I don't know about that. I don't know. My bosses gave me a gift card. I just can't access it. All right. We're getting into that. We're getting into that. So I remember us mentioning to Tommy like our boss boss.

Like, hey, was going on at the Christmas party. He's like, I don't even think we're going to have one this year. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on, bro? It's supposed to be a holly jolly Christmas. Yeah. Remember last time, last year I took you to the, super exclusive lunch that only like the top

all your personalities got to go to? I felt very... Yeah, he was my plus one. Yeah, it felt very little. What's that one very expensive restaurant that has the macaroons? It's Louis something or... It's in downtown LA. Oh, yeah, yeah. It has like the macaroons. Everybody goes...

We'll take a Louis? Yeah, we went there. And it was, like, for food. Not free of the macros. The macaroons are expensive. But we went and it was like us and it was Heidi and Frank. You know, it was like super cool. And I was like, wow. All right. All the top box.

So we don't even get that. Wow. Crazy. Oh, let me just broke my little hood. I know. I didn't. They did. Don't go breaking my mom.

Blaine, Melo. Blaine Tommy. And burger. For you lucky enough to have a Christmas party or unlucky enough or even to get a gift from your boss, are you doing, are you doing Secret Santa? Are you doing white elephant? Like, what are you doing for, like, your whole office situation? And what is the worst gift a boss has ever given you? Because we have some nominees.

A listener hit us up and told us, I bet you can't beat this. That her boss gave the crew, quote unquote, custom pens. But what her boss really did was, you know, that little label maker? She literally got regular pens and put their names with a label maker. No. And said, Merry Christmas to you. Merry Christmas to you. It is custom.

Wow. Yeah, but that was the boss's gift from the boss's gift that I was. you told us about. So can you beat that? I think Angie you got a little bit close. Yeah. So my last job, I was in the understanding where like if I bring customers in, I get like 10% of that sale, right? And so we were doing printing.

Yeah, I would get 10% of that sale that I would get. And so I remember I brought my boss like the biggest client he's ever had $10,000 order right there. And I was like that one K. Yeah, I'm like, damn, like yes. And it's like around my birthday. I'm like, oh, I'm going to be up for my birthday. I'm expecting that 10% bonus, $1,000. Yeah.

Comes to Eletti, I kid you not. All he gave me was, like, the earbuds from the beats earbuds. The ones are like 50 bucks. No. Not even though. Nothing. I got no commission. Thank you for this new client.

Here's some earbuds. And then the client told him, like, literally the only reason why I came here was because she was really nice on the phone and she was really helpful. And I'm like, oh, come on, where's my 10%? Yeah. No way. I never got my $1,000. But you got earbuds.

And what happened was the earbuds? I still have them and they're peeling. You made used to them. That $1,000 would have been gone. But your earbuds are still here. Yeah, it's getting bad out here. Hey, bosses, you got some explaining to do. We work for you all year to love.

I was honest expecting that $1,000. He owes you $1,000. He owes you $1,000. And I'm pretty sure he still keeps that same client. Yeah. He owes you at least $950 more because of the $50 headphones he actually gave you. You got to send him someone and knock on his door. And my email, what's going on with this gift card?

Well, my bosses came in. They said, look, oh, you guys get a gift card. You'll get a gift card. You'll get a gift card. But you got to log into your email. Oh, the company email that no one has a password to. Yes, because they made us reset it. Yes, this is trap.

And so you still haven't received your gift card because you can't. I do think that's a great incentive. Hey, use your company email. And you'll get. You get your gift card. I use my company email. I still haven't even got it. I went to go get it, redeem it, and then it, like, crashed on me.

So I try to get it again. It's gone. I'm like, okay. I guess I'm not getting that gift card, huh? And come to find out there's an expiration on that gift card, right? Like, if you don't claim it by a certain date. But tomorrow. It expires.

Wow. I just found out. What gift? It expires that fast. All right. What's y'all got on that? Hit us up. What's the worst game?

A boss is ever giving you. I've never heard of a gift card that you have to claim before a certain date. By far, my favorite Greg C match. Yeah, for sure. This is great. I took my time with that one. His time. Yeah.

Yeah. You did that, brother. I like that one a lot, too. Yeah, I like it too. 8-1-0 baby. You know this, but you're doing a Christmas song now. Rocking on a man. We don't have that full up here.

Yes. Yeah. When he gets out of school. Yeah. Because he's 17 still. Yes. Yeah. Oh, baby.

Today's the last day. 17 years old and having a song like that? It's crazy. I was 17 and I was Left Right All right He means like

The kinsa dance moves Yeah Right Right All right We're talking about Christmas parties at work And just Christmas

In general with your boss Okay What has your boss Give you? Hopefully not like anything Like her bees or anything What's a worst present That your boss has given you

for the holidays, for your birthday or something. Sometimes they seem out of touch. Yeah. Yeah, this all started when a listener hit us up and said that her boss gave her custom pens, like for the whole office. And it was just a pen with like a label maker that said their name on it. Like a labeled. That's crazy.

At least it takes their time. Yeah. And at least they gave it to them on time. Because one year my boss waited till January 7th to give me a Christmas present. Dang, not even. Really? Yeah. All it was was like I can go home.

Forever. Forever? They waited until the beginning of the year to fire me. It was crazy. At least he's doing the holidays. I know. It was delayed presents. Yeah, it was literally the seven.

They're like, oh, here you go. You didn't get the baby, but you got unemployment. They're like, look, you got six months unemployment to go home right now. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you so much. Life is better now. Oh, absolutely.

Yeah. Look at me. You know. Got a gift card we can't even unlock. Thanks for that, Burke. All right, Irene, who's on the line? We have Melissa from Mission Viejo on line one. Melissa, good morning, Melissa.

Good morning. How are you? Amazing. Better now that I'm talking to you. Okay, talk to us. All right. What's a bad gift your boss is giving you? Just yesterday I got an email from corporate saying,

we have very special Christmas present for you. Click on this link. And I work for a medical supply company. and it's just their swag. Like, I get a choice of either a mug or a blanket. I got to rent the company. I got to get merch from the company. Exactly, which is funny because I work in marketing.

I can just get it for free. And you know what the best part is? The thing is that the lead-up. Hey, we got a special gift for you. It's that part. It's like, this ain't no special gift. Y'all just gave one free item. I literally was staring at a mug I already have as I'm opening.

Oh, baby. It's probably like the leftover stuff. Imagine you know the one that orders the stuff? Yeah. Actually that. She can just go to the other room and grab it. I know. Well,

that's why I'm going to pick the blanket. Let's go. Let's go. Cover yourself up, man. That's awesome. That's a great bad gift. Yeah. A mug you already has.

And I'm telling you, it's the lead up. It's that, hey, hey, special someone. We got you something special. Don't think we forgot about you. Or have you seen those things where it's like people, are with the company for like 20 years and then they just get like a sign that says 20 years. That's my mom just texting me right now.

She's like my old boss would re-gift us stuff from the vendors that he would have. Oh, see? Yeah. So the vendors would send them gifts and he would just give it to them. That's good. Yeah, I mean, I don't feel as bad anymore. I don't know if power still does it, but when you're here 10 years and I feel like, loki, granted, I got fired for a few of the years, but I've been here 10 years.

Like, I feel like I'm about like on and off. Yeah. Yeah. I kind of started like 2011, 2012, 2012. They broke up with me 1014 It came back like a few years ago I don't know

I feel like we add up Yeah 10 year Yeah, 10 year ride You get a watch Okay Like a really really Really nice watch

It doesn't do It doesn't have Brian and Julian's 10 year anniversary Just passed out Different different Different level Different departments

All day They had 10 years And they got an email saying cool All right bro We still work here God We still work here

It's cool though They work here for 10 years Yeah, but we still work here. We still want to work here. We don't want to be January 7th and we're getting fun. Yeah, man. Yeah, and I haven't looked at my phone because it's blowing up. Making it worse.

Please don't bother us during our shift. Because that's a distraction, okay? We're focused on the show at hand. Irene, who else is on the line? Burger, crazy. We have Nicole from Heme out line, too. Nicole. Hey, Nicole.

What's up, Nicole? Nicole, what's you doing over there in Hemet? If you must know, we are in line to get some French toast. My kids and I at Steve trying to get some French toast. Come on. Okay. See, Irene says there's nothing to do over there. They got French toast.

They got French toast. I want to go get some French toast. Okay, if you want to have some fun with some French toast, then you can come on out here, okay? Come on. Imagine I go to him and for the French to us. Nicole, what's a bad gift that Obos gave you? I got four months after my birthday. I came into work and they were like, oh, happy birthday.

And they gave me an envelope. And I was like, what's this? And they were like, oh, happy birthday. I was like, my birthday was four months ago. And they were like, oh, we have to give it to you anyways every year. And it was a $5 coupon to the lunchroom to our lunchroom. to our lunchroom. A $5

coupon? That's insane. To your own company's lunchroom, not even like $5 to, I don't know, like, in and out or something. Wow. No way. What did you use it on?

What did you get? I got me a Red Bull and some hostess donuts. Come on. Hey, Nicole, you sound like a great time. I want to go eat with you. But $5 is crazy. That's insane. That's almost a stressful.

Yeah. All right. Hey, Nicole, I don't like that. I'm going to say that you won, but it looks like you won. Nicole, you won the worst gift of the boss. Yeah. A coupon to your own company's freaking cafeteria. Wow.

$5. Crazy. Not even like $25. Or just say get like a, like, oh, baby girl before her like a free item. Yeah. Get a free item from the from the cafeteria. No, here's $5. off your next cafeteria purchase.

Capitalism is crazy. Yeah. Guess what y'all? We force the Christmas party! We get a lay on our site. We complain on our... What happened? What happened?

I got a text. 1221. Christmas party! They're scrambling right now. They're scrambling now. They're scrambling now. All right, look, what's the worst present you've gone from a boss or work?

What is the worst gift your boss has given you, we're just trying to make ourselves feel better. Yeah. Because we thought we weren't going to have a Christmas party. And now. That's what Tommy said. I don't think we're going to have one this year. Yeah.

I think we just forced the gun. We got one. Force the hand that feeds us. Yes. All right. I think they just want to see me do the worm. You try, everyone should try to me. If you're at work.

Yeah. Don't do that because you'll probably get fired to. Yeah. Irene, who we're going to that has a bad present from their boss to tell us about? We're going to go to V on line 3 from San Fernando. Let's go. Great one, Nate. In the house.

What are V? Hi, V. Good morning. Good morning, V. Talk to us about that crappy present that a boss gave you. Last year, they made us all stand up in line to give us a Campbell soup with some crackers. No way. What?

Where do you work at soup kitchen or what? What happened? It is a homeless agency. but we were really offended by getting a Campbell suit was it at least like cooked? What? That they wrapped it. Oh, that was it hot already?

It's a can. And they wrapped it up. They wrapped it up. No way. We were all very excited when we opened it. It was Camel. No way. That sounds like a practical joke almost.

V. Did you guys laugh? I was offended. I was like, like, how? how can we not for me but for my staff how how disrespectful was it to get that that that's crazy yeah i didn't know these types of gifts existed like this i thought it was in the campbell's soup even though campbell soup was fire yeah it's great but like it's the yeah that's like action yeah that's what they do for like can food drives dang are you still working yeah no i'm i'm gone

there you okay so you can shout them out you can say what company is no no Thank you. You get us for defamation. All right. We're doing their best. We have Jenny from LA on line one. Jenny. Jenny.

Hi. Hi, Jenny. Talk to us about the bad gift a boss gave you. He's not giving me. He's giving his customers out. You know how all customers have been here with him for 10, 12 years. Uh-huh. Yeah.

He got 2,000 shoe insults. Brantilla. sent from Asia as try out and he's giving he's making me give him out to his customer. No! Something he got for free? Yeah, you're sent his little helper, you're saying his little helper,

you're giving out these insoles? Not only that, he's giving me disinfectant wipes that he got from when COVID started. Yes. Oh my God, he needs to get rid of them. They're the ones that smell like vodka? Yeah. Oh my God.

Merry Christmas to you. When did he do all this? When did he get into this stuff? It's embarrassing. I start Monday. I think I'm going to call him sick. Oh, you start Monday passing out the insoles. Yeah.

Yes. No way. Yes. Okay. Are you going to give your boss a present back? Yes. I think I'm going to pack some insults too and give them back to them. They're shoot on the other foot there.

Bro, there's some bad bosses out there. Thank goodness we have the best bosses ever. That's right. They're just so awesome. Incredible. Christmas spirit and joy. And they're very jolly. Yeah.

And they're very giving. Wow. It's not like they're staring at us through the window right now. I don't know. I'll have this meeting. We'll be back. Or will we.