Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep.123 (12/18/23)

Episode Date: December 18, 2023

The Brown Bag Mornings crew talks about festive secret menu pranks, the cops finding stolen propert and Vic gets caught red handed with his cousin!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Okay, you guys. It's almost time. It's time for Dodger baseball. All right.

It's not to April. But, you know. April's around the corner. You never know. was really about to raise up. Excuse me. There's actually. There's a couple months left.

Okay. This period of baseball is called the hot stove. The hot stove. Because this is when all the like trades and free agencies happen. Oh, it's huge. Yeah, teen up. All right, but let's talk about the, not the trade, but the acquisition. Acquisition that the Dodgers are still celebrating to this day because new and new information is coming out about it.

Our guy, Shohei Otani, to the Dodgers. We all know that it is an incredible deal that was agreed on by both parties by Shohei and by the Dodgers. But get this. Apparently, what won it all over for him was a video of the late great Kobe Bryant. All right? So sources say that one of the highlights of the whole meeting was Otani watching this video that was recorded in 2017 when the Dodgers were first trying to recruit him and he ended up going to the angels. Exactly. But it was Kobe saying that there's no better place in the world to win than Los Angeles and there's no better team in baseball.

I like how he said in baseball to win within the Dodgers. Yes. And for Otani that was like, yes, please. He was recruiting from beyond. is what it felt like. Because imagine sitting in that meeting. Yeah. And you're just like, okay, you're going through a presentation.

They're doing little PowerPoints. And then it's like, Kobe's like, hey, Otani. You're like, saying his name, custom, they already knew they wanted this instead. And so he popped in and he was like, hey, we want you. But I will tell you, well, I'll get to that in a second. However, it reminds me of that meme where Kobe's in the sky just watching this. Oh, yes. Like he's watching how their deals happen.

He's like, you know what? Put me in. Play my video. Play my video. We'll get them. Does you start using that video for every all the good players? No. Just AI the voice?

No. Okay, well check this out. Only Otani. There isn't a, we got a, we got a hater to add to this little boy that hates the Dodgers. We're never going to make it. No. I never really make it now. That's not fair.

I hate to get Dodgers. Put it in my veins. All right. That's an Arizona Diamondbacks fan. That's upset. And now we can add deadspit journalist, Kale Clinton to this because he is upset about this whole Kobe Bryant

video. He had wrote, whatever humanity and identity Bryant had left posthumously has been stripped from him. He's just become the simulacrum, I don't know what that word means. For Los Angeles sports culture and marketing. If the Dodgers hadn't already recorded

this six years ago, it feels like the kind of video that would have been made with AI. Jeez. Sounds like a real hater. Yeah, that's a super hater. It wasn't AI. And it's like... Yeah, yeah. But he's saying, Like you guys are just using him and guess what? If you didn't have this video, you would AI this video, knowing the Dodgers. No, he's wrong.

Because it, like, okay, so they had to, so they had that video, right? Since 2017, they got it in real time at the time. But it was just for whatever reason they didn't delete it, right? Because Otani didn't come over and, I don't know. And obviously, like Kobe passed. So it's like it was just somebody's very smart decision to not delete it. And then later on, it's like it became useful again. because the opportunity came to get them.

And it's like, it still applied. Everything that Kobe said, they must have watched it a hundred times. Like, hold on. Is this wrong or right? Should we have? They probably contacted Vanessa too. Yeah. I'm sure she would be the first to say something if she felt disrespected.

Exactly. This guy, Cal Clinton goes on to say, because speaking of if this was still 2017, when Kobe recorded it, if he was still live, he's like, this is still not cool. A shared city does not dictate culture. Involving other players is just an advertising tactic. distracting from the team-specific details that really matter. Oh, brother. He is like a fan of a team that has no superstars. First of all, his name is kale.

That's number one. He makes a smoothie worse, first of all. Let's get to that. He's using words you have no idea what he's saying. He's trying to distract us. He's a wet blanket for sure. I don't even know what that means. He is one, though.

What do you say as a Padres fan? Because we're clearly biased being Dodger fans and Kobe Bryant fans. Do you think that this was like something that was disrespectful? No, I think it's cool. Like the video is made for a reason and they're going to show it to him. And if I was Otani, I'd be like, wow, this really is. This is really touching to me. Like one of the best basketball players in all time made this video for me.

Yeah. I love that you're a Dodger fan. I'm not a Dodger fan. Yeah, he's smiling. He's smiling. I stopped myself so bad from getting you in Otani Jersey this again. I almost did. Yeah.

I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I went to a night market and I saw Otany stuff everywhere already. Greg, I can't wait to have your Dodgers coming out party. No. Yeah, you're going to convert,

bro. I'm going to get a blue door so you can walk out the blue closet. Yeah. That's awesome. Because you know your team is still taking loans like to be able to fund this season. It's fine. Like we don't do that. Okay,

we don't do that. We money laundering over here. We have another guy. We're trying to have. Yeah, Cal is. Cal. Yeah. Yeah.

Isn't that crazy? You just see the, we're celebrating over here, but not everybody's celebrating our wins. But, hey, isn't that the world? He's trying to be that different guy. Like, yeah. We're going to have all that type of hate, you know, because once you get, like, people don't mind if you're good. But once you get too good, that's when they start to tell on you. Yeah, me no like you.

Yeah. No one likes kale salad, kale smoothies. Yeah. Cale anything. Cale anything. Yeah. Cail's bad for my Hashimoto's disease. I literally have to take it out of my diet.

I swear. Really? Yeah. Really? Yeah, it's bad for my thyroid. See? Not even your body likes K. Simp or Pimp.

B I am P.I.M. Simps, Simps, Simps, Simps, Simps, Simps, Sim. Simps, Sim. I got an update for y'all. Update. What's the update? Simp update. Yes.

Last week, Cameron, the legend Cameron. Yeah. You know, he was talking about how he slid in Nia Long's DM. Yeah. Elon, a famous actress, came out in the Fresh Prince. Friday. Friday, Boys in the Hood, a lot of great classics. Oh, yeah.

So when Cameron found out that she was single, he slid in her DM. Yeah. And here's a little bit of what he said. We're going to rate his race, but. All right, he said, hey, stink. I was giving you some time to yourself until I reached out. Your perseverance as a strong black woman through this turbulent time has been something to behold. You shouldn't be taken advantage of and,

exploited as you did nothing to deserve this. Especially all over these sports networks. You're bigger and better than that. You're a queen and by the way, I'm a king. Together, we can achieve the greatness we were both destined for as a couple. Enviva. You talk to different languages?

Okay, so that was being read by his co-hows, yeah. She was reading the DM that he sent. So over the weekend, Rich Paul, who is a big agent, LeBron James agent and best friends. Yep. had a party and Cameron met me along. Oh, they're out there at the same time.

At the same time. And the funny thing is that he not only posted pictures with her, he posted this one picture that was like a blurry photo that almost looked like he went in for a kiss. Yes. And he posted about her and he said, uh... What was the caption? He said he want the scoop, she want the tea. I cannot talk.

We keep in the street. at Nia Long, aka Neil Moore. Oh, my God. I love it. I told you guys. I told you guys, I said, give him a little while, give him a couple weeks,

he's going to meet her. Like, they're going to see each other. But what does that mean? Like, he meets her. It's just like he's going to shoot his shot in person. Yes. You know,

because again, like with Joe Smith's wife when we talked about that, it was like, he was just talking about her and then the next episode, yeah, she's giving a massage on live on air. All right.

I'm going to, because I know, you're going, this is Pimp, right? That he met her? Well, that he like, okay, right. He talked about it. He, uh, manifested it, damn, man. Yeah, but he talked about it. Listen.

I met my Nia Moore. She was, she was very, very cool. Yeah. I seen I actually sugarboarded to me and I, he said, my brother loves you. I'm like, oh, near more was happy. She's like, so she says, you're funny. You're hilarious. Yeah.

I say, yo, but I'm, you know, I got, yeah. So I said, but what, what, she said, did you see my DM? Was you didn't open? And she said, I seen it. I said what she thought about. She said, that I was fly. Wow.

She's so good. It worked. It worked. Yes. Yeah, that's him. Because her comment made me feel like, no. Like, you're funny? Like friend zone?

No, no. She commented on the photo. Oh. And she was like, nice meeting you. Happy birthday, Rich Paul. Like to make sure. Oh, there's no rumor start. Yeah.

I saw you at this party. I met you at a party. We were there for Rich Paul. This wasn't a day. Because if you just leave the. alone yes they were she was chilling with him and there was like little like insinuating photos yeah the photos made it seem like they went together yeah yeah but really she like friends owned him yeah she was like hey nice meeting you or like

good to meet you too happy birthday rich Paul yeah yeah so so as much as me and even like the even like I the your funnies yeah I saw it that was cool as a chick we know how to like okay dokey oh yeah it was really cool because she didn't like process it back if she really really was like about it. Yeah, so what you're going to do about it? I'm here now. Oh, I get what you're saying.

She like basically like pacified him and was like, okay, all. But now he's all jumping for joy. He hit him with that. Thanks, friend. Yeah. Exactly. Damn, Cameron got friends on. Good seeing you.

You gave me a whole different perspective on it. I was like. It's funny because you guys think like meeting her is the win. Yes, sometimes it is. And like. And Marmite. In Armagh, it is. Sometimes that's all we mean.

Yeah. Sometimes that's all we mean. And that's when the fantasy starts. Then you get into your loads of little brain. Yes. But to you, it's called manifesting. Yes. I get it.

I get it. I get it. I get it. Okay. So I'm just saying. I'm just, the debate is up. No, yes. I was going to read the caption that she posted to make sure that she was like, the comments.

He was like, hey. She's a farm name. Yeah. Exactly. Hey, Rich Pot. Come get you me. The funny thing is, even after he still was like, like, she said I was, la. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. He was like glowing. Yeah. A little sim. So my boy Cam. You're ready? He started as a Pim.

Oh. You ended as a Pimp. Sips, Sips, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip. Do something, Pim, because you don't want to end out this year on a Sip. No, come on. Keep it in his power. Scrolling with the homies. All right, Letty.

Hi. Hey, Ledy. Hey. Oh, I missed that. These secret menu items are getting out of hand, and I don't like it. Because a lot of people are starting to put. pull the worst pranks with them. Oh, no.

I've fallen for a couple of them before. You're lying. But it's like 50-50 because I didn't, I don't really want to believe them. Like the Neapolitan shakes at In-N-Out. At In-N-Out? Did you know that they exist? That they put all the flavors of the shakes. Is that true one? It's true.

What? But I was so scared because I've been pranked before. Like what? Order this? Yeah, order this never happens. I remember one time when I was little, me and my sister felt like, oh, we're going to prank our mom. The chicken wopper was out. And we went to another restaurant

Another fast food restaurant And then she's like Okay, what do you guys want? And you know, like, you kind of just repeat whatever someone tells you. You literally tell them like whatever And they're gonna repeat it Right.

You say, I want a minion and show it. But I'm like, I want a chicken wopper. And so she told the other restaurant That wasn't Burger King. Yes. I want a chicken wopper. And then they're like, man, this isn't,

we're not going to have that. She turned around and she gave us that Salvadorian stare down like, this chocolate was so ready for you when we get home. And I was like, yeah. Foolish. Yes.

Yeah Disgracianas So I came here to give you a better life He's up a chicka whopper Yeah So I liked that And it was all crazy But then after that I learned my lesson

But people always prank at the drive-thru Yes This girlfriend pranked her boyfriend On to order a special drink That does not exist Oh Supposed to be it's on the secret menu But let's see how this sounds

Will you get me a Fala La La La La La Tape? Um, if you sing it as well, apparently they give it you for free. Good morning, Malcolm's Crusted. Can I order the... Falalal la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. Is it a latte? The latte? The falala la la la la la la la la la la la la la one? Is it off the secret menu?

Uh... No, I don't really know what... You're asking it to do you see you don't have a secret we don't have a secret venue She had him order the fall a la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la and if you're It's free someone needs to get on that Starbucks hurry up awesome there'll be a long line if I'll be singing it And this is a thing with the drinks you guys don't know what's a drink or what's not I remember my drink for a long time with cinnamon doche latte and that sounds like your line Yeah.

Because it's not on the actual menu. Yeah. I hand the phone to you to order my drink for me because I don't even know what it says. It's like, can you just do it? Yeah. I thought he was giving me the phone so I could order it. And I'm like, no, I don't want coffee. He's like, no, can you order for me the thing that I read the other day?

Because it has like 10 different things on it. I'm like, I don't know. I would probably fall for this one. Dang. I love that one because he kept trying to get it right. Yeah. He's like, before I submit my order, let me like, he's like, oh, I messed up the first time. Hold on.

Let me get it the second time. You know what probably got him. The fact that it would be free. Yes. Let me unlock this deal. Hold on. That's tight. And it ends with latte too.

It was very creative. It was very creative. Yeah. Like the name that she came up with. Now, Greg, you said you've been pranked at a drive-thru before. You've been pranked to. I've been pranked multiple times. I've been pranked where I got flyers sent to me.

Like, here's a free chicken sandwich on us. And I pull up and I like, this is not even. Whoa. Who does that? Yeah. That's diabolical. My homie, like, photoshopped a flyer. No.

That's so much effort. Yeah. It's worth it for the prank. Yes. When I pulled up, I was like, oh, here, like, I'm here to claim this. They're like, uh, this is it. Really real. And I was already there.

I was like, you seem like a scabbard. Yeah, exactly. Wow. I would have gave me the sandwich. I know, like, oh, look at him. Poor little guy. He doesn't have money. I made the trip over there.

Doesn't have money just a flyer? It's a QR code. It's a little finger, sir. I made the trip to go over there. And then when he told me it wasn't real, it's like, You know what, just let me get a chicken sandwich anyway. I'll just pay for it myself. Damn.

I was pretty looking forward to that sandwich. Those are very interesting pranks. Go ahead and do it on someone today. Yeah. Make up a Starbucks drink and then tell them. Yeah. I've seen that one, actually. The girlfriend prank the guy and she was telling him,

order the pinky pinkie pink. Oh, the pinkity pink. The pinkity pink ice drink. Order the two in the pink. Okay. The family show, Vick. Family show. Christmas is seven days away, seven days away.

Telling you as a reminder for those of us that thinks it's Friday, like Maximo. What happened, Maximil, Maximo, Texan is in the group chat saying Christmas was this Friday. And I'm like, where? Not even another part of the world would it be on Friday. I'm lost mentally. Yeah, we can tell us. Yeah. Do you think like every holiday is like on Friday?

I don't know why I thought it was Friday. Because we even, for our podcast, we have our lives. show on Saturday. And it's the peda before Christmas. Yeah. And I go to El Salvador on Christmas Eve, so I don't even know why I thought that. Yeah. Like you wouldn't be here.

On Sunday you go to Salvador to be in El Salvador for Christmas on Monday. Yeah. But you still told us it's Friday. Sorry. Wait, Christmas is Sunday. Yeah. No, Christmas Eve. Christmas Eve is Sunday.

Wow. Christmas Day is Saturday. Shoot. Oh my. You're passing it to me! Sorry! Are you going to Osamador? Yes.

That's tight. Wow. I'm excited. Are you bringing this bag, stinky cheese? No, I hate that, geez. Are you getting like that? I can't imagine. You can't have to eat it. I'm good. You like that? You can't wash it. You like that. I'll watch it. I like. I'm just going to eat it. I'll try it.

You've ate crazier things. I'll try it. It's like hard as a rock. Yeah. So what? Like, let me say you can't lose tradition. You guys have to eat it. No. Why then? Let's do it. You've ate crazier things today. I'll try it. I'll try it. I'll try it. You don't talk to you anymore. But he was a crazy AP. Hey, word on rosecrans. Word on Rosecrans. What's the work?

Drake had a message for the haters before the year is up. Uh-oh. And he also spilled the beans about some stuff that he's doing next year. Okay, so look. So Drizzy hopped on stream and was talking about this past year and next year. And during the stream, he had a message for the haters. Message. Listen to this.

And to the rest of you, the non-believers, the underachievers, the tweet and the leaders. You guys made me sick to my stomachs, fam. Honestly, if you guys want to, look at my eyes, you guys want to do something? That's what I thought. Yeah, that's what I thought. That's what I.

So sassy. What is so sassy for it? Where did he do this? He was on like a stream. No way. Yeah, I think he's at like Turks and Kekos or something and he's just out there. You know what I want to talk to my haters right now. Yeah, and then he hopped on stream.

And then. May it rhyme, Dr. Seuss vibe? The funniest thing is like he's trying to press someone because he knows no one can press it back. Yeah. He's on there by himself. The tweet and the leaders, I think he was referring to Metro Boomer. Oh, yeah, for sure. Who tweeted and deleted. Like some tweets about how his album.

Yeah, versus her loss. Exactly. But somebody liked it so much that they tipped them a lot of money. No. Well, honestly, though, forget about me. Thank you for the 20 cent tip. Appreciate that. That'll go.

Go to a good cause. Dude, you can't buy anything with 20 cents. I know. Like what? Somebody tipped them. Hey. It was awesome that. It's something.

Yeah. You got Drake's attention with 20 cents. That's the way to do it. Yeah. Where are Drake streams at? That's so cool. I think he does like gambling ones where he's. Oh.

Yeah. So he'll do like blackjack ones and people can. I like how he does a little rat on a platform. He knows we won't see. Yeah. If he did that Instagram, so he'd be like, requesting, requesting, like to join and all of that? Do some?

Do some? There's like four people on the stream. All of a sudden, he's like on a three with Soldier Boy and Blueface. I was the first one to do this. Can we hear the first one again about his little rhyme? And to the rest of you, the non-believers, the underachievers, the tweet and the leaders, you guys made me sick to my stomachs, fam. Honestly, if you guys want to look at my eyes, you guys want to do something?

You guys, that's what I thought. That's what I thought. Mm-hmm. Sounds like my drunk Tio. Yeah. My Tio was drunk trying to fight everybody. Literally. He for sure was drunk.

Want to do something? Drake's, Drake gets turt and wants to fight. Yeah. It gets turned and is looking for the Tias. Exactly. I like it. Or the primas.

Oh, my God. Hey, yo. Not my mouth. You might be sick to my stomachs fans. But look, Drake also announced that he's going on a European tour. Well, he didn't formally announce. Like, they asked him like, what do you plan on doing next year? On the stream.

And then he was like, oh, you know, like, like I want to just like go places for just the enjoyment, not for work. He's like, but I am going to Europe for work. Oh, wait, I shouldn't have said that. And he just like spilled the beans about his European tour that he has coming up next year. Maybe it's a tour or maybe he's going to work. Because they have like, you know, they have a record idol and they have the voice. They have that over there.

Like a judge. Drake judges your singing skills and he says, you make me sick to my stomach fast. Yeah. Yes, breath. That'd be tight. Shout to Drake. That was hilarious. All right, look, Eminem opens up about his addiction on Juice World's new song.

Okay, so look, a couple of days after the four-year anniversary of Juice World's death, him and his team is getting ready to drop a third and final album titled The Party Never Ends. And one of the singles from this album is a song called Lace It. And it features Eminem who opened up about his addictions in the past. All right, listen to this. you pop to see first it gets progressively worse try your best to reverse unsuccessfully flirting with certain deaths and reverting to your promethazine urge and devil he lurks lose your best friend he smirks wake up and everything

hurts and as you spiral downward listen so yeah he essentially it's like juice world you know unfortunately passed of like an overdose and i guess m&m took this opportunity to like speak to a younger audience because a lot of juice world's audience is a lot younger So he just opened up about like his past Like his whole entire verse was just things like that And like opening up about his real life And even saying like like oh your best friend passed Like he was talking about proof passing

And how that affected him and stuff like that So like it was really interesting And just how he he did it of course Eminem is the rhyming goat So you know he put it in there But I thought it was cool that he spoke to an audience That wouldn't necessarily hear that side Right you know because this song was actually like Like influenced by drugs

You know, it's like just what it was, like the content of it. And so Eminem kind of flipped it. Right. You know what I'm saying? And I think just the audience that Juice World can talk to, like posthumously, of course, hearing the testimony of like an older statement or like Eminem. Usually they won't listen. Like usually you're old.

Yeah. Whatever. I don't care. I don't care what happened to you. Like I'm living my life. But Juice World being attached to it allows him to speak to kids. Like, hey, I've been through this to whatever you're going through. And I'm sure for who this song is for.

Yeah. I'm hoping they get the message. Absolutely. Because even like on our end, our generation knew about his stuff that was going down and him talking about and him having the whole like the whole relapse, the whole recovery and all of that in his series, understanding his story is not lost on this, but might have been on another generation. For sure.

Right. Exactly. So yeah, shout out to Eminem. That was your word on Rose Kranz brought to by local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Rose Kranzvik for Brownback Mornings on Power 106. All right. Let's go ahead and give away these tickets to not. Mary Farm.

Hit us up right now for a family four pack of tickets to enjoy the holidays at Knott's Mary Farm. Now through January 7th as the park completely transforms into a classic winter wonderland. Because we definitely are in California and there's no winter wonderland here. Not at all. The boys told me, hey, when's the snow going to start? And I said, oh, news for you, my little TK and kindergartener. I went to Knots yesterday. It was really nice.

You did? Really nice. My family. We had a family trip. It was awesome. Oh, that's why. Yeah. But there's a whole bunch of Christmas decorations.

everything else. It may be pretty happy. Do they make it snow there? Yeah. It's a classic winter wonderland. I got to go. It's really nice. It's really, really nice. Hit us up, caller 10, so you could go 818.

52059. That's 818 52059. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? All right. I'm talking to you if you've had an iPad, a camera, an iPhone, a phone phone phone stolen

in the Los Angeles area in recent times, okay? Because the LAPD have recovered bins and bags full of electronic devices, including all these things. They said that this is $45,000 worth of cameras, camera equipment alone. That's not even talking about the iPhones and the iPads and all that crazy stuff. But they have already, with this stuff, putting it up, I guess when you lose stuff, you write a report, you describe the obvious and all of that. They've already identified a MacBook that was taken in a car,

burglary that occurred near Echo Park in November. So we're thinking this whole LA area, right, that got stuff stolen from in recent times, it might have just been found by the LAPD. There's even a photo of it. We're going to put this photo up on Brownback Mornings 106 so you can look through it and see if any of these items are yours. That might be mine. Look, Maximo, the camera equipment looks crazy, like lenses.

That's all mine. What are those things that help to stabilize, like the... GIMBO? Yeah. I'm just wondering how Vick is. to here. I thought he did it to me. You did.

You definitely accused Vic of when you got robbed. You see? It wasn't me. It was after a photo shoot with Vic. Yeah. What a coincidence. Coincidentally. Yeah.

Just brought it up again and now the cameras pop up. Yeah. It was kind of crazy. It was kind of crazy. He got a chain after. But I remember Angie we went to a concert and you got your phone pickpocketed. Yes. That's been happening.

It didn't happen to L.A. County. But I was still looking because I saw that. I'm like, A call. Yeah. Like if you're, and some of these are very distinct phone cases. Like, you see this like flowery phone case?

Oh yeah, that's mine. You're supposed to. That's, that's, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what everybody's going to do that. It's going to get double stolen? Yes.

That's crazy. Wow. So it's like a big. Imagine they do a bus and it's just a bunch of stolen phones, iPads, all of that. But the thing is at what point, how did they barely find that? Like that's a lot of phones. That's a lot of phones. A lot.

A lot. Probably that's all I do. Oh, you think that they were keeping it all year and then they just wanted to tell us right now? No, like... Merry Christmas. I just would like to throw that out. Thank you, LAPD, for finding this

because for Sola, I remember, last week or a couple weeks ago, they don't do anything, they don't find nothing. Hell yeah. Yeah. Well, that's not my... They're like, hey, we love stuff. They heard us. They heard us.

They heard us. You see? Well, guess what? LAPD, that was in my camera, so I still need to find mine. Yeah, I still need to find my house. So it's like a humongous lost and found, essentially. Yeah.

Humongous. And I think because this is just the photos, because they said $45,000 worth of cameras and camera equipment, that's not in the photo, that's not. So you probably have to go through. No. No way, Victor. I don't know. At least another camera. Yeah, that's crazy.

That's awesome that they have this stuff. And, you know, the good thing about cameras is that you register it to your name. So you're able to go in and then have like the code that lets you know that's yours. Nice. So you can't just pull up and be like, hey, that's. My camera, they're fixed. Did you find that out when you were trying to do that? Huh?

Did you find that out when you're trying to do that? That they have VIN numbers and all that stuff? Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What are you kidding me? Did you find out when it didn't work for you? Oh yeah, you know, I think I lost the iPad. Yeah, it looks like a pink cover.

Yeah, like six phones. Yeah. Okay, well, shout out to the police for that. Good deed. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. They did something.

They did something. Shut up. Oh, love you. My tax dollars are going to work. I'm like, 406. LA's number one meeting on the morning. Just FY, it's about to rain. Like this whole week is going to have like some crazy rain.

Wow. I love the rain. I love the rain too. Yep. Makes me so sad. Wow. Wow. That's so sad.

My little baby. I just think it's, it's, I like the rain because I'm like, yes, free car wash. Yes. That's it. If you have reindeer ears, Angie, I put the reindeer ears that you got on. Yep. But literally we put them up yesterday and Luis told me, Mom, it's going to rain. It's going to get wet.

It's going to get wet. But that's what they're for. Put them on your rat for, Angie. I did. But then they're going to get wet and then they're going to be all, oh, they're going to turn into dog ears. All floppy? Oh, they're all sad. No, I got them though because I saw them on Angie's rat four and I was like, dude, I want them.

So you've been having them for years. Every year, yeah. It makes me happy. Yeah. Christmas is here. And then I didn't notice how much people look at it, point at it. Little kids, yeah, we went to Target, little kids you're like pointing at it. Honestly, it brings like a festive great energy

when I see cars in the spirit. I've seen this car wrapped with all Christmas lights. Oh, I've seen that too. No way. Yeah, I was like, you're wild, but I like it. I've been wanting to do that. Go ahead. Wrap your car in Christmas lights, but you guys,

it doesn't look professional either. It's just like, they're just like bye. You look like National Lampoons. Yes, like that. No way. At night time, it looks cool, though. Yeah. The lights are on?

Yeah. Fire. Shout out to all the tow truck Not total truck drivers But the big rig drivers They're lights too There's one that have just like white lights All over the

All the container And it kind of takes sannas It's so funny Monica I'm gonna put you on blast My sister thought that it was the She's like I keep seeing this one big rig That keeps driving It's like a Santa big rig

Because I'm a it was in one of the Coca-Cola commercials Right But she thought just one big rig She just kept seeing the same one And I was like no Monica I think all of them Yeah they make multiple Whole big rings like that.

Yeah, they had Megan like that. And then like in July, you'll see it too if you drive it late. But it's not just Christmas time. But yeah, shout out to all the bigwry drivers. You don't know the festiveness that you're putting us into. Power 106, brown bag mornings. Buenos days. Good morning.

L.A., I'm Lettie. And yes, Christmas is around the corner. By the way, if you didn't get your shopping in this past weekend, chances are you're not going to get shopping that. Yeah. This past weekend was the last weekend before Christmas, at least for our Christmas is on Sunday, Christmas Eve. And then Monday happens.

So I'm just, just thinking that a couple minutes ago, like, I have not bought one gift. Oh, you're not alone, Greg. Same. I drove right past the mall because I saw the parking. I'm like, nope, not trying to deal with that. Yeah. You know, I didn't do the malls because of that exact reason. But, like, that's why those shopping centers are good.

There's one in Pasadena, like, called Hastings Village or Hastings Ranch. But there is a dick sport. goods there's a Nordstrom rack there's an oldta there's Best Buy nice they like it's the ones that just like any shopping centers that have a lot oh there's a old navy there's a tilly yeah yeah um and then down the street there's a target so like it's a really cool spot use those instead of the because the mall's super packed it's bad so packed no I feel you and then you don't want to go yeah because finding parking alone could take you an hour yes and that's when you know it's already packed inside I can't find parking oh it's cooked it's over yeah you're just driving your Toyota around

I'm like, oh, my God. When I try to drive slow, homie. When I try to go buy gifts, I went and bought myself shoes instead. So I was trying to go buy Christmas gifts, but I was like, I think I need these shoes instead. Actually, I did the same thing. I went to the Nike store and I was like getting some stuff and I'm like, you know what? I deserve some shoes too. I worked hard this year.

Yeah, who's going to buy me these, nobody? Yeah, I do that often too. Yeah. But I did get my Christmas shopping and Luisito was my little helper this past weekend and we were at Target. and I want to shout out Yosselin. I was at a Target that has the Ulta inside. Oh, fancy. And they like, they like roped it off.

Yeah. So people don't see it. But I was kind of looking on the outside because I was looking for gift sets. And then so I'm like bending down and I'm looking at a gift set and some girls say, hi. And I thought she was like trying to catch me robbing or something. And I'm like, hi. Because you know like they bend their head over like and you're like, oh, what's going on?

What are we doing here? Like, no, I'm a paying customer. I swear. And she's like, I can't wait for something. Saturday to go to the live show. And I was like, oh, that's so tight. She's like, yeah, I'm going by myself. We're having a podcast live show on Saturday.

She's like, I'm going by myself. I'm like, don't worry about it. Everyone, like, shows up. Like, everyone becomes friends with each other. And she's like, yeah, I called it off. I hear at work. Oh, shoot, maybe I'm telling on her. Wait, what's her name?

What's her name? What's hit me? It just hit me. It just hit, right? Shout out to the girl whose name I just said. Thank you. I'm sorry. But anyway, also at Target,

when we're on the checkout line, There was a young lady named Jennifer And she's like, are you from the radio? And I was like, yeah, I'm from the radio. And she's like, oh, I knew it was you. And I was like, oh, nice to meet you, Jennifer. It's cool. If you say hi to me in prison, I love it.

The boys love it too. Like, Louise is like, hi, I'm Luis. While we're introducing ourselves. I'm over here. So shout out to everyone that says what's up to us. We also have some shoutouts on the ground, Irene. Yeah, we have some happy birthday shoutouts. Happy birthday to Jeanette Salazar, Bernice Lysarga,

and Isaiah Perez from Albuquerque, New Mexico. Wow. Happy birthday, you guys. Feliz Cuiui. At thee. Shout out to Albuquerque. That's cool. That's cool.

Spell it. I was about to say the same thing. Alba. Hold on. Let me go go ahead. I got it right here. Go ahead. Okay.

Okay. All right. A. You're wrong. Dang it. Alba. Is it you? Alba.

Is it you? Alba. Is it like Alba? Al B. E R. No. No. No.

No. Albre? All right, you are. Can you just say it, please? It's A, L, B, U-Q-U-E-R-Q-U-E. Oh, I wouldn't ever know. I know. Check this out, homie.

You need a homie or need some help? We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for. The homie help line. Henry needs our help, all right? Henry.

He sent us a DM and said, Brown bag, I'm in a dilemma. I've been talking to a girl for a few months. months and this sounds messed up, but I don't want her at my family Christmas party. That's exactly how he said. It sounds messed up. He said, I don't ever bring girls over unless it's official and I feel we're not there yet. The problem is she said my sister invited her or that's what she says.

But when I asked my sister, she said she told her, see you on Christmas accidentally. Now she's really looking forward to meeting my. family, like the rest of my family. How do I un-invite her nicely? Will this mess up what we have? Let me know, Brown Bag. Yes. How do you invite and then un-invite someone?

It was the sister. Well, see, that's why you need to be all in one accord. Yes. You should have told your sister. Yeah. How am I supposed to know? Vick, you love more? Oh, not Vick, Henry.

No, my sister would never. My sisters know. They know the deal. Don't invite. Just pretend like you. Don't say what's your name. Don't say where I haven't met you. Exactly.

Just act like, act regular. Yeah, they have whole. Your sister too, Greg? I'm in that same situation right now too. What? Inviting someone to a party. Wait, what? You have a girl?

I don't have a girl. Because you're New Year's party. Yeah, my New Year's party. So you're like, who do I invite? Yeah, exactly. Okay, do you want to get in trouble or you don't want to get in trouble on these airwaves? I'm not to get in trouble. She's not listening.

That's what you mean. Well, she's missing out. She can replaying. Greg is like. Well, ladies, if you don't catch his life, we have a bond. Let's help Henry. We're happy Henry, though. One guy at a time.

Yeah. Okay, so Henry does not want to invite the girl that he's been with for a few months. Yes. To Christmas. His sister accidentally said, hey, see you at Christmas the last time like she ran into her. Oh, how would be so good. So now the girl's like, hey, so I'm going to go over. Your sister invited me.

Jesus. That's wild. How does he un-invite her? He also asked the second question Well, this messed up, yes But like how does he un-invite her? Nicely First uninvite her

Say that His sister has a condition or something She just says that She just randomly says See your on Christmas See ya on Christmas Like that's just see you on Christmas Like that's just her like tick

You know Say yeah Because people really have that Every plate is accounted for So they can't add any more plates on Oh Sorry like That's it

She can just come already. Just blame it on a random family member. You know, grandma gets nervous when she meets new people. You know how she is, you know. Everybody's getting sick right now. Like, I don't want you to get sick. Okay, can we let the callers answer? You guys showing me how horrible you are to people.

Oh, yeah. All right, check this out, homie. If you need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got your fault. The homie help line.

Henry needs our help. He's in a pickle. All right. His sister accidentally invited his new girl to Christmas dinner. And he doesn't want her to come. So now he's wondering, how does he un-invite her nicely? I don't know if there's a way. And also if this will mess up what they have going on currently.

I think that second question is yes. Yeah. There's going to be some feelings hurt. Let's help them un-invite her nicely. How would you un-invite someone that you have invited or someone else accidentally invited to your party? Yeah. How would you un-invite her? them. Let us know.

Irene, who got in the line, baby girl? Lettie, we have Liz from Sun Valley on line 2. Sun Valley in the house. What up, Liz? Hi, good morning. Liz, without giving away your like home address, what area of Sun Valley are you around? We're over here by like Glen Oaks and Sunland. Nice, bye!

I know where that's it! I grew up all around that area and then you know where like all the industrial stuff, like all the tire shops, the junkyards, and all that crazy stuff, that's where my dad is. That's his, like, playground. Catch him rolling around. Stopping grounds. Yeah, for sure, for sure.

All right, Mamasita. Tell us what you were doing in this situation, or what do you got to say to Henry? He could just say that, like, someone or everyone tested positive for COVID, and that, you know, just wants to look out for her and make sure that she doesn't get exposed and make sure that her family doesn't get exposed. Wow. That's really good.

That is crazy. Scientific excuse. I like it. Because then she'll feel bad. Yeah. And then she's going to get her and her whole family test because she's probably been around you because you guys date. Yeah.

And then there's that one family member that's going to post it and then. Bluin it for everybody. Boom. Yes. No phones. No phones dinner. That, okay. So do you think that you should say, he should say, hey, all of us that are going

to the party are sick. So we're going to have a sick party. You should, because there's going to be a party. Yeah. What Greg is saying is right. If they say it's canceled because we're sick and then she's going to see all the photos of the Tias on the face. Yeah.

She's going to interpret it as like a cool, like, oh, sick party? I'm going to be at that party. Oh, it's going to be a sick party. What do you say, Mamasita? And it feels, you felt very comfortable saying this. Have you used it? I mean, when I don't want to go somewhere. Oh, my God.

She just has a bunch of pictures of positive tests. Yeah. I'm sick. You know, I'm sick. I haven't shaved in my camera roll. Oh, my God. You are a genius. You're an evil genius

Diabolical All right Irene who else who got on the line We have Jenny From Riverside on line three Okay Jenai

Jenai Hey Good morning Good morning Jenny Hey Jenny Without giving away your address Kind of what part What part is

Overside I have that I don't want to feel People left out What part of Riverside Are you like around Harupa Valley Oh

Harupa Valley Is that The other one I can relate to Is that? Get off on Pedley Is that Where the big mammoth is at Oh my goodness, I feel like he's giving me my address.

Oh, you live for the Memphis lives? You live behind the golf course? All right, Jenny. Near one. Near one. Talk to us, though. What would you tell Henry? So for Henry, I feel like he should just roll with it because I feel like that's going to be

an opportunity to get to know her and see how she acts around his family, how his family reacts to her because it will hinder what they have going on. And it seems that he is worried about that. Yeah. Zhang, I never even thought of her as an option Yeah I didn't see that as an option Yeah, just crossed the mind

I'm just hearing no excuse it True If he absolutely If he absolutely does not want her to go He can also be like You know what It's kind of soon in our relationship My family is really judgy

I don't want you to go through that Yeah You know He could also do that I don't know That's true That's true What was his reason

Why he doesn't want her there? You don't like her like her like that? No, no, he just said he doesn't ever really bring girls over unless it's official and he just feels like they're not. Oh, he's not official yet. Oh, mask her out. She's going to get the Tia test. Yeah, I mean, it sounds like he's kind of nervous about it. It's like, oh, no, like now it's something to worry about.

It's real. It's committed if I bring her over. And I'm scared of that. Why are you guys so afraid of that? Because the Tias, I just want to know why you're afraid of that. My Tia isn't to judge me, like, see if she's going to make me a plate or not. Okay, but your Tia's not. around every other day of the year when you don't want to commit. So don't say that.

That's the representing you right there. That's your girl. No, no, you're not understanding me. Yes. During Christmas, you don't want her around me because of the Diaz. Yes, exactly. Show commitment because of the Diaz. Yes.

What about every other day of the year that you don't want to commit to this girl? What's your excuse then? What's my excuse then? Yeah. I got sick. I got COVID. I got. Shut up.

That's a real question. No, yeah, I get it. I mean, for me, I think it's like, you, okay, you bring them over this one time. And then after that, it's always going to be the questions. Oh, so what happened to? And then it's like, if it doesn't work out, now you've got to answer about it. Oh, give the whole explanation. Yes, I la novia.

And you're just like, do you really want to know? Well, first of all, she posted a picture in Lamborghini and it wasn't mine. You know, it's just like, you know what I'm saying? I don't know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. And then it's just like, you know, then your heart hurts every time they bring it up. Yeah.

Still does. Yeah. But wouldn't you. you want wouldn't you want them to be there for you because guess what they're gonna talk about why she's not there anyway yeah it's just your choice of like where they're gonna ask you about it or talk amongst each other yeah and like knowing the tias if these tias these oh the tia's ooh the tia they have a lot of power they do make a scary tia like cuckooi like oh forget the cuckoo I'm

afraid of the tias okay if they're so bad at this they're already following you they know you been like they're they know your stories like they talk to your mom and they just thought oh I don't know if it's just doesn't get it together, you know. By this time, I would have thought he had a family in. Like, for real, for real, like, had a girl. Look at him. You know how many triggers?

Oh, this is about me? Yeah. I thought it was Henry. Yeah. But do you get me? Yes. It's still intimidating. Okay.

The most intimidating time of the year. Yeah. Tomologies? Okay. Irene, who also got online, baby girl? Let me have Brianna and Alex on line one from Belleflower. Oh, we got a couple. Okay.

Brianna, Alex. Good morning. Good morning. Hi, ladies. Hi. I don't want to say you're a couple if you're not a couple. Sorry, hi. Are we a couple calling in?

No, we're two sisters, and we were just calling in because we had a couple of questions ourselves before we answer his questions. Come on. Get it, girl. Get it, girl. Investigate. Go ahead, Brianna. Okay, I'm going to go first. I want to know what happened to the honest system.

What's going on with the honest system? Okay. Why can't you just be honest? You know what? I'm not feeling you. You know what I'm saying? You want to be there for you. Just say it.

Are you guys twins? You're finishing sentences. Yeah, you guys are like going to the ad-lids and stuff. No, we're sisters, but two. You guys are the coolest sisters ever. You made it official when you met the sister. How did she get the number? She already met half the family at that point.

She met the most important part of the family, your sister, right? I'm going to judge you more than the Fias. I love it. Okay, those are great questions, but I don't think it was like a real question because you guys just went off on him. What happened to the honor system?

Guys, what is it? The question is, what is his thought, like, where is he even going with this whole relationship? He's questioning himself. He's not questioning the relationship. self-reflection wow

yeah I mean it seems like he's doesn't know yet like he said we're not there he's not closing the door but he just seems like he's not there he wants to be an F boy he just don't want to say that

oh and that's what it is and that's what's wrong and I've heard the girls before us I'm like what's wrong with the generation making a call you're behind that I love you.

So, Brianna and Alex. You know what? So Brianna and Alex. Hold on, hold on. So you guys. So what should he say as an excuse? There's no. No.

I'm wondering because I was the way to know here. So you're telling, you're saying he should be brutally honest. Stand on business. Not brutal. I'm just trying to keep it real. We're just not there yet. We've got, if this is real, we got plenty of other holidays. Oh.

That's good. That's a good one. I'm going to use that one. I'm going to use that one. Was that piano or was that Alex? You don't even got to use it. Just be honest. I don't know about that one.

Yeah. Hey, that's his honesty. I just want to say this was an incredible call. You guys are probably my favorite callers of 2023. Yes, that was amazing. Because you finish. You know what? Don't worry.

Because we want to do a podcast meet. We carpool every single morning. And we talk along with y'all. You just don't hear you. Yeah, we'll call in. I love it. Do your podcast in your car, two girls, one car. Oh.

I love it. It's good. Carly no six. Elie's number one for hip-up. Okay, you guys, let's help Henry. Already we are disappointing Brianna and Alex, the colors that said that what's wrong with us. What happened to the honor system? Coming up with excuses.

So we've been judged already. Welcome to Christmas time. Yeah. Feels about right. Sorry early. Yeah. They're cool beans and they judge us. I don't know if they have nieces or nephews, but if they do, they're at the us. I feel right at home.

Brianna and Alex, they're the S. Exactly. They're the Lillas. They're cool as TES. All right. Great energy. We're talking about it. This guy, Henry, he's been talking to a girl for a few months and she's even

met his sister. But the holidays are here. Christmas is coming and he doesn't want her at their house because he's never brought a girl over. He doesn't know if they're like for real, for real like that. They haven't made it official. However, she's like, hey, I'll see you on Christmas. Your sister told me I'm coming over. And when he hit up his sister, like, why did you do that?

His sister had said, oh, I just said see you on Christmas. I didn't know that you didn't do this. Invite her, yeah. I don't know. I didn't know if you were an F boy. Here I thought my brother had some decency. So he wants to know how to uninvite this girl to the Christmas while still keeping her in his roster.

Yeah. Gross. Gross. What have we turned into? You know what? I'm thinking about it now, too, Rihanna and Alex. What have we turned in here? Got to put her on the bench for a bit, you know?

Oh my God. Okay. What does that even mean, Greg? He doesn't mean anything, Greg. She's not a starter in the bench. Oh my God. That's next hour. All right.

Irene, who has on the line, baby girl? Let do we have Jordan from the Valley on Line 5. Let's go. Jordan. Jordan. What valley? Hey, good morning, everyone. Hey, Jordan, which valley girl?

I'm from Taha Tahunga Hey The old Tisler Are you new to Tunga or have you been in Tunga? No, born and raised I was going back to the bay for a minute Okay

I'm back in Tunga now Are you as sad as me that the Sizzler is no longer there? Stop, but we still got Everest I've never heard of that I've been gone All right, sorry I'll get any phone with you and get Afterwards breakfast burritos in the valley It's not on any website

but the carneasada breakfast burritos, you can't go wrong. Everest? Everest? On foot hill, like, towards, like, Guacresena. Uh-huh. I'm going to ask my dad about it. I'm going to ask my dad about it. All right.

Okay, girl. Talk to me, but I'm going to see that. What would you tell Henry? Okay. So I tell Henry, honestly, if he, like, is hoping that there's going to be any chance, like, for a future, honestly is the best policy. And, like, him telling her, look, like, we're not there yet. going to give her something to like try and work for kind of like girls like she's too oh they like a

challenge they like goals we like goals yeah yeah we're gold diggers and him being honest it's just like then there's nothing to be nervous about no story to remember um but what i've learned with guys that have commitment issues is they can't even come if he's allergic to the truth yeah that's what to tell you when i've noticed about guys that have commitment issues is that they have a like a commitment to the truth issue like they don't know how to be honest Yeah. I mean, if that's his issue, which, like, you need to get a little assistance with that. But just say that, like, there's some family stuff going on and they need to handle it privately.

And then if he pushes, be like, hey, like, what are you doing this to my family? Right. So, Jordan, when he told you that, how did you feel? Me? Oh, okay, okay. Because imagine being the girl in that situation. Imagine a dude tells you, hey, we're not there yet. Hey, I have a little issue with commitment.

Hey, I don't want my family to really meet you just yet. Like, what would you do, Jordan? And then they say they want communication and stuff like that, and then they'll hit you with that. But why? Okay, I'm talking to Jordan. What would you do, Jordan? Personally, I would kind of put him to the side.

See, Jordan, let me do that. Jordan, that's a face of purpose. Oh, Jordan. Wow. That's really mean, Greg. You shouldn't do that. No, she deserved it. You know what?

I was thinking too. I'm like, what is she doing? Shouldn't she be with her family on Christmas or something? Yeah. Like, why does you want to be? You want to meet the family too. Yeah. She wants to be around.

Yeah. Yeah, there's no solution. Like, for her to be upset, she's going to end up upset. I think she's got to be honest. I'm going to end up upset if you don't let me play the top of the hour because we're going to go over. KpWRFM H. We're right back. What lady them are doing in L.A.

Brown bag. Brown bag. Brown bag. Brown bag. Brown bag. Brown bag. Brown bag. Mornings, weekday 6 to 10 on Power 106.

Whoa, whoa. Whoa, Drake, Jill. Whoa, Drake. Relax. Relax, pool. I want to know why you were sneezing while she was talking. Yeah. And after she said allergic to the truth and then why you were sneezing.

I want to know why. It's a joke. I was allergic. All right. Because unbless you. Wow. Okay. Sambra Sala with Angie.

Tease the season for the drama and the fighting. La La La La La La La La La La You guys? Tis the season Okay What did I say? I don't know What did I say?

Do it Maximo? Because you looked at me Do it, Maximo You looked at me No Say it What did I say? Because you said you said

Tease the season Oh Tiss. I said You told me telepathically Wow No Go I like your song

Go I like the song Anyways I was talking About Cardi B and Offset Oh Oh, guys. They are fighting. I feel like I'm in the middle of a divorce again.

And it's all public. It's all public because I'm telling you. Sorry. It's okay. Isn't this very traumatic for you? A little bit, a little bit, but it's okay. Yeah, we're divorced babies, Angie. It hurts.

Oh, I'm sorry, you guys. No, it's because I can't really. It happens. Oh, wow. Thanks, Angie. No, no, no, no. But just last week, Cardi B confirmed that she and officer were no longer together, right?

And so on Friday, she tweeted and deleted saying she tagged offset, you guys. She tagged offset and said, offset, you a and trust me, I'm a F and take it there. Then second tweet, she's like, Mofos will try you at your lowest

and your most vulnerable time. You out of here filling yourself, but trust me, the tables turn. Yeah. And so shortly after, she goes on live, she starts vanting and starts calling him out accusing him of treating her badly listen. Yo, this motherfucker really like to play games with me when I'm at my most vulnerable time,

when I'm not the most confident, they like to play games with me because he knows I'm not an easy girl. He knows yesterday, I could have been out, I could have been chilling, I could have been this and that. He knows I'm in my house. He knows that I'm chilling. He knows I'm not doing the most. And I've really been sparing you. Dude.

And then the video, the live just continued. I hate this. Yeah, the live just continues, and you can just hear it in her voice. Like, she's mad, and she's, like, just at her breaking point. Listen. I really been sparing you. You've been fucking feeling yourself, you bitch. Because of your best album and shit.

And you've really been fucking doing me dirty after so many fucking years that I'm motherfucking off your ass. Not even the fucking dead you that I got for your bitch ass. And it's so crazy that I got to go to the fucking internet. Because whenever I tell you something, you don't say shit seriously. Seriously. sleep and I was so tired of it. You can just hear it.

Like, I was listening to that and I don't even know if she like, she knew she was alive because she wasn't even showing her face. I think that's why she did it because she was saying I got to go to the internet to do this. Yeah. No, yeah. Just, you could just totally hear like. And it was a morning one. The fed upness.

You know, and also just like, I remember Letti, you spoke about how she was just so calm. Yeah. About the breakup and stuff. But, you know, it's a roller coaster of emotions, you know. Probably she was calm for a long time, but this, like Angie said, is like the breaking point. And you don't know what's going to trigger you. Yeah, I think in her case, too, this is clearly a rumor hasn't been confirmed or anything, but a girl that she got caught up in a case for for having either messed around or talked to offset in the past,

her name is Jade. She's also like the ex of 6'9. She has like her and her sister, they do dancing in New York, right? So I guess she had posted like Instagram stories of her birthday. And when she was videoing her friend, you could see someone that could resemble offset in the background. So whether that was true or not, I'm sure Cardi got hip to this. They kind of send it to her. And that's why she's kind of like, you think you're playing around with me.

At least that's one of the rumors that's something like that. And even if it wasn't you, if it wasn't him, it's just triggering emotions out of me that like I literally have to do community service because I went to see this girl that you were messing or child. two or something happened. Probably all of that is kind of getting in her, in her attention space. Yeah. It's all on her phone.

She can't check in on her phone and it not be about them. Exactly. And I've also seen stuff that like when even she said like, oh, you're feeling yourself now because your album and all this stuff. And it's like, you know, when they got together, Cardi B was a huge way bigger star than Offset, you know? And it's like now the tables are turning a little bit because Offset's getting so much success.

He has more hits and stuff. like that and and she might have taken a back seat you know to be a mother and stuff like that so just that kind of stuff of like now like my like she's thinking about her career like her how all the stuff that she kind of like did for him everything is all running through her head and you know I saw this video that she had posted like a couple or a night before this stuff happened and she's in bed with one of the babies I think their youngest son and I think she has like a boo-boo or something and she's just talking to her son oh no he he he was sick So she's like wiping his like his little boogers and he's like, thank you, mommy.

In those moments, as precious as that is, she's thinking about offset. You know, she's thinking about like, you should be here too. Yes. And just like, what are we doing to our kids and things of that nature? And so like you're right, Vic, every emotion is going to hit you differently. Like we saw her calm. We're seeing her turned up. We don't know what's triggering both of them.

Again, like honestly, like being a divorce baby, I don't know if this is part of it, but you're like, oh, like, I feel so heartbroken for them. Right. And I know, Angie, I know you're reporting or doing your job, but like, I feel very like, this can't even be private. Yeah. Yeah. But honestly, they're on, yeah.

It's all the public. Of course, yeah. She put it on live. She put it on IG. She put it on Twitter, all that stuff, you guys. But not only that could cause Nick and Minaj, she got dragged into it. Oh, man. I forgot about that.

She was just being nosy. Honestly. So right after Cardi got off the. live, Nikki goes on Twitter and she tweets like a picture of Michael Jackson poking his head out of a car. Kind of like, what's going on over there? All happy. All happy.

And of course, Cardi saw it. Yeah. And she clapped back and she tweeted, take your man to a park and leave me alone. I'm really a hundred a day. It's not the day. Yeah. That was her last tweet, huh? That was her last tweet after that.

After that, someone invites her probably, yeah. Or like, she just knew like, I need to not. Yeah. I need to not be in this. Yeah. Neither Cardi replied back anymore or Nicki Minaj said anything. She said she sat quietly. Yeah, she doesn't need any extra drama on top of everything.

No, yeah. But Offsett did respond. He did, you guys. He kept going, like, fans just kept going in at Offset, right? Like the Cardi Beach. Yeah, Cardi Bee fans. And then somehow, like, Offsitt's out here saying that the fans are bringing in takeoff to it to the point where Offset had a tweet to tweets. He goes and he says, fans wishing death on takeoff is.

crazy y'all little fools better chill which I was like this doesn't make sense because takeoff is resting in peace yeah he passed away last year full but then he tweeted and he's like you know what let me correct myself correction fans using takeoff's name in the middle of all this isn't cool I'm still grieving my

brother and would like for his name to not be brought up yeah but not addressing any of the other than addressing anything else yeah damn you know for even to his credit and I'm not like here to take his side but he hasn't been showing out he hasn't been a lot like we've seen couples that they both go in on each

other you know right especially publicly yeah offsets kind of he he knows to not put it on social media right um and he had he's had his moments where he kind of goes he like he's been the one that's like you did this or whatever online but for this particular occasion i don't really see him turning up because of his album yeah even when he came through with us he was very like just like this i'm I'm talking about the album. I'm not talking about any extra stuff. Like, I'm not trying to show both or, like, me that way. Very reserved.

He seems very reserved in this time. So I think they're both going through the breakup just differently. And I think that's something big with us girls is that we go through the breakup. We kind of show what we're going through. Oh, yeah, for sure. And a guy will be stoic. A guy will be still. Like, and then that makes the girl probably even more.

Like, what? He doesn't even care. Yeah. You know? Exactly. I'm sure even just you going through your breakup, Greg. You've been chill as the ice cube. Yeah.

But you're still going through feelings, you know? I'm going through it. Yeah, there's. Oh, he's about to cry. There's things that can make you think or, you know, like, it's a breakup. It's a relationship. Yeah, exactly. And they've been together for years.

I'm going to hug you up to this great because he looks like you're going to run outside and cry. It does look like he's a lot of running. I sit back down again. I run the tears turn to the wind. They're dry. They evaporate faster. That's been drawn. And even Cuevo.

Yeah, Cuebo actually chimed in. Because after those tweets, Quabo went on and he's like, nephew and with the soap opera. Long live rocket. Pray for you all, though. And then he tweeted the little emojis. Basically, like, leave Cuevo out of this. Or leave Cickegoff out of this.

I'm not with this little novella. Exactly. Like, you guys have your own drama, soap opera over there. Like, it has nothing to do. It didn't. That's the thing. I'm like, where did I also get this? Because I didn't see any tweets, any fans talking about.

I mean, but sometimes it can be one thing. Like one person can DM him. And maybe it was just a DM. Maybe it wasn't even public. But maybe he got that and was like, okay, before people start doing it more or taking it there, like let me, let me tweet this out. Yeah. Like let me make sure the people know, like, please don't bring him into this, into any of my stuff.

Yeah. And all this was happening during Offsets' birthday weekend. Like all this drama, it's offs. Yeah. Yeah. It's his birthday weekend. And his sister came out to the fandom. She was just like she's asking everyone to stop making him the bad guy

She's like you're gonna stop narrating my brother I'd be a bad guy My boy can't even enjoy his birthday or Christmas seems like it I like his sister Well I mean it's like my sister Yeah Dan he's a Sagittarius Yeah he did it Wow

I'm kidding Wow I'm sorry would never My boy I don't even know what happened I know We just know that they're really going to through it and it's the holidays you guys I'm not even that surprised because I'm telling you

everyone's breaking up just like the Bendo all right Pitu Bendo you know Angie! Wait what? We got a super sombera salad. Oh my God! Hold on! Listen, there's a lot of happy girls out there because it has been reported by people that Kendall Jenner and Bad Bunny are no longer a thing you guys.

Wow! Yeah! Less than a year! Less than a year and now, you know, I'm not even waiting. them think that they're not together what's going on? I called it last last month. I tweeted, I mean, not tweeted, but I texted you guys saying like, hey, I think there's something that's going on because Candle posted this picture on IG of it's just a tree

and it's like the sunset. And then, um, like their relationship had it sunset. Yeah, it's something like that. Like the caption itself was like, what's meant for me will simply find me. Oh. That's like a breakup post right there. Yeah. Dang.

Has he posted anything? He's not. Just how they never confirmed their relationship. They're not going to confirm this breakup. I don't know. I believe it. I believe it. I'm going to look at candles right now.

But like sources are saying that like, because I think the last time they were seen together was when he hosted SNL? Yeah, back in October. Yeah. Dang. So they might have been breaking up for like a month already. So they were not even together for her birthday. Oh.

Yeah. That's how you know. That's how you know. She posted that. Or Thanksgiving. Yeah. All the holidays. I don't believe this hype.

They're too mysterious. and they never say anything. Listen, sources, that's what they're saying. And I'm going with them. So you think Titi, Titi, he'll be about this? At Christmas, yeah. About Kendo?

About Kendo? And La Kendo? Yeah. For real. I like them as a couple. That's pretty sad. Yeah. Yeah.

I think it's just you. I, Greg. There's a lot of happy girls right now. No, you guys are missing the whole thing. What's the point or the thing? So much firemen. music is going to come from a heartbroken bad bunny. He just dropped an album.

I know, yeah, it wasn't it. It wasn't it. Come on, we forgot about it already. It was good. It was a good album. Name three songs. You see? You can't even say.

Come on. Thanks for nothing. One knacko. Okay, one more. And what's the other one? I'm like. You're thinking too long. Yeah, you're thinking about it to wait too long.

It was a great. It's incredible album. This is incredible. You guys, it's not a group project for it. This is a group project. And you're a DJ. You need to know all the songs. I'm just saying,

I'm just saying that Unverano Sinti was a much of the album. When he was breaking up with his last girl. So look, more inspiration. We win in that. That's true. Yeah, the fans win at the end. You're right, you're right. All right.

All right, that's it for Sombrasala brought to you by your local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm Power 106. What's up? Just be real from me. Cypress Hill Cyprus Hill. Where are you from,

Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Okay, I want your guys' takes on this. Oh, before we go any further. Shout out Deirdre. Shout out my baby girl, Deirdre. She was listening when that girl Jordan was like, hey, Everest or the... Everest.

Oh, yeah, yeah. They have the best. She literally sent me at her order, and I believe it with Deirdre. That's the cop friend. Breakfast burritos are fire. Yellow chilies on the side. Augusto.

Yeah, that's my LAPD BFF. FRL. Yeah. You don't want to meet her? No. Yeah, because she beat you. No, she won't. She could if she wanted to a nice lady

and if you deserved to issue it. I don't have friends that are cops. That you do. Yes, you do. It's a joke. Didn't we just shout out Mrs. Officer from... It was a joke. Don't burn me out like that.

You're a chalk. Don't burn me out. Go ahead on vocal time, you guys. We got to talk about this. I sent this video in the group chat and we're going to put it up on Brown Bag Mornings 106 because apparently this may be the way

to stop resound. But I don't know how we feel about this, okay? A California skate shop is requiring customers to smash their boxes when they purchase a pair of, like right now, it's the Powerpuff Girls, Nike SB Dunk Lowe's. You get the shoes, you have to smash the box in an attempt to prevent reselling. Because you know how people will buy this shoe to resell it? And it comes in the box. Yeah. So they're saying, hey, if you want this shoe, pay for it, then smash your box.

That's pretty cool. I like it. I like it, too. Yeah, I like it a lot. Yeah. I don't like it. Only, I, you can tell me to smash my box, you know? Like, sometimes I like to keep my boxes.

You don't have any clear cases like everybody else? I do, some. You have more clear cases. You got to rock them, stock them. I rock them. Oh, you're so cute. I rock them. I'm not a resell.

I've, like, never resold shoes. So that's why, to me, it's like a little pointless. I get it, though, because overall, like, not everybody's like that. Well, maybe smashing the boxes a little too far. It's kind of like when they release the board and raised dunks, how they made everybody wear them. Like you had to walk them Walk out with that way.

Yeah. So like that better Because I'm actually gonna wear them. Yeah. But also with this one, I'm gonna just tell them like, I'm not gonna smash my box, but I'll pinky promise you.

Like that was... I would have money to you. I've seen skate shops do that with skateboards. What do? They'll make them like grind on a rail and so... So people resell skateboards too? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So they'll make them like grind, like make it scratch the bottom. Do a front knollie with the board slide. So they'll resell it. Yeah. These, low key,

these SB, And granted, I'm like, I'm okay to the shoe. I barely know shoe stuff. But they're nice. They are. Like, I would buy them. Yeah. They've been hyped for like over a year.

And so they're out now. And this skate shop is saying, hey, if you want these shoes, you can purchase them, then go ahead and kick off the box that they came in. Someone kicked the box and there was still a shoe inside. Yeah. Like, bro, come on. Wait, so how you're supposed to take the shoe home after that? You wear.

Or you hold them? They probably give you a bag. Yeah. And I just have a question about like reselling, right? Yeah. You don't, you can't just buy it and it's just like wrapped in plastic and it's not in the shoebox or something? It's like, okay, since there's a lot of like replicas, it's like a lot of times the box is the determining factor like, oh, is this real? Wow.

So you should really be making fake boxes. Yes, but people don't, people miss out on the details. Other details? Other people. Okay, big sales replicas. No, I could never. I could never. I think Irene knows someone.

People could smell the shoe. Oh, man. Irene got a plug. Irene got a plug on the the fall as me Doug. You're real. It's crazy. On the lost and fans.

Those say powder puff, girls. If you look real from far away. If this isn't a more, be careful about sipping and then swerving, I don't know what is, Okay, please don't drink and drive. I know there is like the holiday season is here. Everything's going down because you might crash into the president and then you're screwed.

Then the Secret Service is on you. This is for real. A car crashed into Joe Biden's parked motorcade. According to routers or routers, the president was leaving his campaign headquarters in Delaware after sharing a meal, all that good stuff. And a vehicle plowed into the parked SUV that was part of security detail for Biden's motorcade. The driver of the vehicle surrounded police and secret service. Like imagine you're that turn and you're like, oh, there's so many lights. Because there's a whole motorcade.

You plow into it and now you're probably like public enemy number one. Because that could be like an assassination attempt. They're going to pin them with a bunch of things. With so many things. That guy needs to be spokesperson for not drinking a drive. He's like, don't drink your drive because you can be like me and accidentally hit a president's vehicle. So when you get like a deal with a deal. UI and stuff, like usually they say like the floor that you're going to end up spending is like $10,000, right?

Wow. But imagine hitting the president's car, bro. Imagine calling the insurance company like, yeah, so my, hit the president's car. You hit who? Your insurance rate is going to go to the moon. Like, Jesus. Which president? The president.

No, the one, yeah, 46. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tim, yeah. All right, we lost. All right. Oh, wow. Wait, hello? Hello?

They're going to drop them so fast? No. No. Yeah, trip out on that. Oh, my God. Irene did something safe this weekend, but it still was really funny. Irene had to count backwards from her ABCs because your friend was two-turned, and you were the designated driver. Shout out to you.

So you were the designated driver, and then you knew, like, something's about to happen. Yeah, like, okay, so I knew it was going to take me an hour to get home from Greg's house because I had a drive. Back to the I.E. Oh. Hey, we were all supposed to be there. Oh, no, no, no. Wow. You went to Greg?

You went to Greg? Because everybody was invited. It only be Jose and Vic went. Exactly, right? The Christmas party that everybody was invited to. Everybody. We got the hit. I was there.

We got the hit. Whatever. Jose was there. Jose, what the hell talk? Jose's always there. He's a boy. Jose stayed over. Jose had breakfast in the morning.

Jose had breakfast in the morning. I like that you know that it takes you an hour to get for from your house to Greg's house. Oh yeah, because I just GPS it. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Oh, God. Anyway.

So. She's turning red. Yeah. So he met your friend. Yeah, he met my home girl. Everybody met my home girl, okay? So she got like super drunk. And when we were like in Riverside,

like I had like a gut feeling that I was going to get pulled over. And for some reason, I started saying the alphabet backwards. I was like, Z, Y, B. I was like practicing and I was like okay I got this I got this and then like 10 minutes from home she's like yo you need to pull over and I'm in the fast lane and I'm like crap so I'm like I'm trying to switch lanes as safe as possible and then like I pull over

and she swings the door open and she runs out of the car no way she leaves the door open and she's like vomiting and then I look up because I see lights behind me and I'm like oh my god I was like I'm going to jail I'm going to go to jail. So the officer is, like, talking to her, and then he comes over to me through the passenger window, and he's like, hey, he's like, is your friend okay?

Does she need an ambulance? And I was like, no, she's just drunk. Like, I have a bag for her right here because I didn't want her to throw up in my carola, but she doesn't want to throw up in the bag, you know? And then he's like, oh, well, it's better, I guess if you pull over so you don't have to clean. And I was like, yeah, but I want her to throw up in the bag

so that we're two girls, so I don't have to, like, Pull over the side of the road. And he's like, oh, you're smart. He's like, I smell alcohol in the car. And I'm like, no. I was like, there's no alcohol in the car. And I'm like sweaty. My hands are sweaty right now.

And I was like, no, she's just drunk. Like, this is the third time I had to pull over. And he's like, okay, well, since I smell alcohol in the car, I'm going to go around the other way, I'm going to test you. And I was like, I'm going to go to jail. Because some of those tests, you're not going to pass sober, like just from the nervousness, right? If you tell me to say my ABC's backwards. I don't know it, yeah, I'm going to jail.

Yeah. So I was like, oh, crap. I already walked crooked. I won't be able to do the line test. Yeah, follow my eyes. You know, I got a stigmatism. So I rode down the window and he's like, all right, follow my finger. Don't move your head.

And I'm like, okay. And he's like moving his finger. And I'm like, fudge, I hope I pass. And he's like, okay, you're good. He's like, how much longer to you get home? And I was like, just 15 minutes. And he's like, all right, have a nice night, ladies. And I was like, thank the Lord.

Yes. Wow. Do you get mad at your homegirl? Because you wouldn't have gotten stopped if she wasn't like yacking. No, I didn't get mad at her because she already, like, felt bad because I didn't want to leave. And she had to leave because she was like super. Because Greg was telling you to follow his finger and don't want to get. No.

It was just cool. It was a cool reference. It was a cool reference. Tom said it. Greg said it. That was a fun Christmas party. Yeah, it was good. But not just that.

You can be parked and something can happen to you. What happened to you, Jose? My car got hit last night. Yeah. What's happening to it? I know this is why you have to be careful about literally turning up and then going out. I really want, like, all these different scenarios are really happening. So I'm really crashing as a president.

Like, I really, a passenger under the influence got her cut up. And then what happened to you? My car was like it was in Jurassic Park. It really does. It looks like a. Reptars scratched it. Like a can opener hit it? Like a...

Yeah. Yeah. Reptar is from... Oh, I mean, a T-Rex. Okay. T-Rex. T-Rex. Yeah.

Reptar. You know what it is? That's hilarious. To let these point, this is the time where there's so many Christmas parties. Yeah. Holiday parties. People drink.

And it's like, do you got to be careful. You just call the Uber, call the lift. Call your ex. Call your ex. Yeah. All those are safer bets. Exactly. the car your ex-to-safe back talking.

Maybe not mine. But, you know. I'll end up saying home safe, maybe. Maybe not my bed. That's right. Is that what Greg did? Yeah. Whoa.

But yes. Everybody be safe. That was a trip this weekend. Yeah. Yeah. These stories are wild. Great party that Irene, Vic, and Jose showed up to. Yeah.

And they're plus ones. And Vic's cousin. Yeah, Vic's cousin, too. Can we talk about that? Yeah. Sure. Why not? Okay.

Your family was so gracious Shout out to Mama Konde Shout out to Maria So gracious to put together A beautiful, beautiful Christmas party That was amazing That half of us didn't go to And I'm so sorry for that on my part

I got my wallet lost On the Super Nintendo ride At Universal Studios And it's the last ride Of the park Like you have to go all the way down Those four escalators All of that

And then we had a We had like the the VIP experience. So like we had a guided tour, right? And the guided tour guy, shout to David. He was like, okay, you have to go up to guest relations. He's like, he's like, because I wanted to stay at Super Nintendo. Yeah.

Because I'm like, let me just stay and see if they cycle through the thing. And they're like, no, we got to go on different rides because they get to like the front or whatever. He's like, they have to send it up to guest relations anyway. So just go there. And so I went to guest relations. And then they're like, okay, well, we're checking. We're calling. We're checking.

They're like, oh, they found it. you just have to wait for them to bring it up. They're like, it's going to take like probably 20 minutes. It took till they closed already and they were still not there because I guess they have to wrap everything that they find on every ride. They take up to guest relations. You want me and everybody else that lost a phone, lost glasses, everything is just sitting there waiting and waiting.

But thankfully it was found. No one kept there. Yeah. And they didn't take any money? Nothing. Well, I haven't checked. I was just so happy to have it No, I was just so happy to have it

Because it was like a, it was a very expensive Of course and it's like all your ID You think of your ID My ID's already expired So I have to like renew that already I'm like dang God really wants me to go to DMV Me speaking of being safe

With my expired ID Yeah so that was a lot But that's me And I'm sorry for that However It was a great time Vig said in the chat I'm taking my cousin

He did He took Oh you took your car And we have an ongoing joke about Vig kissing his cousin in jumpers when he was little. It wasn't me. It was my cousin. However, you stepped outside of your house and you saw, what did you see when you stepped outside of your house? So I saw Vic and then I turned. I'm like, oh, there's a girl with Vic.

Like, okay, cool. So then they come to the back of my house and they're chilling. So I go inside for a second and then I come out and there were like little like middle schoolers, like trying to hide that they were kissing. And I was like, uh. But that's his cousin. In my mind, I'm like, didn't he say he was bringing his cousin? I don't know.

I don't know what's going on there. Just because all the other girls blocked you doesn't mean you got to start with your cousins. That's not part of the options. That's not what happened. That's not what happened. Sorry if this doesn't happen in Kansas. It was the funniest thing. It was.

It was, so I told Maximo earlier because Maximus said he wasn't going. And I was like, I'm going. I'm a troll everybody and I'm going to tell them that I'm, he did tell them. Don't be his. No, I did. I did. I did. I did.

I did. I did. He did. He wants to be with his cousin. Just let him be honest about it. No, he did tell me. Don't be backing him up. No, I literally, he has a text.

Let's see the screenshot. He has it. Yes. Yeah, he has it. Because otherwise we just have questions about you because you're the one out of the whole crew that said, yeah, when I was little, the cousins used to kiss in the jumper. He wasn't me. That's why I leaned into it because I'm like they always say this. So I was like, now I'm going to really mess with their heads.

So now we're going to call her your prima. You want that? No. For the two weeks you're with her? But wow. Was she a nice lady? Yeah, she was cool. Yeah, she was real cool.

All right. She told my sister what a situation ship was. Oh, okay. Oh, my God. All right. So we took his cousin and he kissed her. It was funny because he made out with her. He told me that and I think he forgot that he had said that joke.

So he probably went over there and was just acting regular. Yeah. Not realizing that everyone was like, oh, that's his cousin. Yeah. And when I sent that to the chat, because I said, I'm coming, I'm bringing my cousin. And then I thought it was like someone. somebody was going to say like what like what cousin or something no yeah and then I forgot and I went about my day so like I didn't even remember so I didn't know that you guys were judging me

the whole time I was there that's why you guys want to sit next to me we actually thought you were bringing your cousin yeah why would I do that because it's you she doesn't look like a Uiowa that's crazy that is one of the Chicago cousins or what was it so which who's this one which you meet her you don't know all right it's okay let us up if you ever kissed your cousin What? Who knows? Vic is not the only one. Believe me, Vic is not the only one.

Wasn't me. If you took your cousin to the Christmas party and made out with us, 818, 52059. Let us know about this situation. He's crazy to come out already with it. Come out with the cousin. Okay, you guys, it's some famous people's birthdays. And I want to do this thing that we used to do called Karnasada Nino Rival.

It's basically our version of F. Mary Kill, Karnasada, who you would invite over for the Karnasada. All right. Nino, who would you want to be the godfather of your, like, vibes and all that stuff? Godfather of the vibes. And rival, who is the app, okay? Brad Pitt. Okay.

Christina Aguilara. Stone Cold Steve Austin. Oh. All celebrating birthdays today. Feliz cumleineos to you. It's also Steven Spielberg's birthday and Katie Holmes birthday. You think Billy Ellis? No.

No. Yeah. More importantly, Stone Cold. Let's get back to that. Yeah. Stone Cold Steve Austin's birthday. Yeah. Christina Aguilera.

And Brad Pitt. What? Yeah. That's the MEC. Okay. I'm ready to answer. And it's Bill Adich? Yeah.

Okay. Billy Adish would win, so I'm not going to put her in here. She's cool. Okay. Carnasada and Nino rival. We should do this as a group. Okay. Brad Pitt, Christina Aguilera, Stone Cold, Steve Austin.

Stone Cold got to be the Nino. Carnasada. Mando. Karnasada. No. I know it's going to be Nino. I know it's, he's just going to be quoting 316 anytime you ask him. What?

Get me a beer For advice But exactly Him at the carnazana is gonna be vibes You guys I want a beer You guys are not thinking No I'm gonna

Stone Cold stun at every guy That has done me wrong That's what I'm saying No But if he's like He has to do it Imagine how people How differently people

Will treat you If you say Stonecold is My Godfather Right Yeah Put some respect Don't make me call him

Over here Here the glass shatter Everyone's gonna show up to Your party If Stone Cold's always going to be there. Well, my nino's always going to be at the party. That's not the point of this game. Your nino's not going to be there. And like all

Mexican ninoes, we only see them like two times of life. Yes, exactly. I feel a tag. No, no, no, she has a point. That's your nino over there. You never see your nino. No, well, you're special. I just got my back, so it's okay. Okay, you guys are not thinking. Brad Pitt won't fit as an op and

he won't fit as a, as a carnasat. Brad can be a barred. No, Brad Pitt can be the nino. He has money. No, Brad Pitt is off. That's a flex right there. Oh, my son doesn't even like Brad Pitt. Christina is at the caranasana's up. Christina's up.

No, Brad's the up. Actually, yeah, I would put Christina's up. Christina's up. It's an easy up. Yeah, she's easy up. Easy up. Brad Pitt as a nino, you guys. No.

We're going to know all the cheesema about Angelina Jolie. They have a nasty divorce. I can tell you the drama. Yeah. His son doesn't even like him. No, because imagine, imagine I have a carnisada. And then it's like, yo, is that Brad Pitt over there? That's so cool.

Is that Stone Cold over there? Even cooler. And he says, give me a beer. That's so cool. We're going to run out of beers, dude. Give me out of beer. He just cracks all three at a time. Three beers.

Okay, so we're doing wrong answers. Okay, wrong answer is Stone Cold Nino. I think he'll be, yeah. Because I want to just be left. I have been overthrown. What's Brad Pitt? Up. Up.

Fighting. You think so? So, Christina, Gila, is your Nina? No. No. She just became Latino like two years ago. True. It's because if he has a whole Spanish album, don't do her like that.

Since when, when it dropped last year? Like literally in the 90s. Oh, well. If you bring Brad Pitt to the carnaceada, he's going to be asking you for the A1 sauce. He's not even going to be eating the wheel. Brad Pitt at the carnaceau is going to be Fight Club. I want Christine. I want Christine.

We don't talk about Fight Club. You don't talk about the carnasada. So Stone Cold is our Nino. Brad Pitt is our op. You guys are, this is just. I want. And Christina Euler is Garnasada. I mean, is she married?