Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep.127 (01/03/24)
Episode Date: January 4, 2024We missed you foo! We haven't dropped a new episode since last year! Join the brown mornings crew as they talk about New Year's hacks and superstitions. Then the Homie Helpline gets hot and heavy… b...ut at least there was protection?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Turn it up.
Yo, what up is sharp as guys?
This DJ Cal.
I was telling this YG.
It's all about the new morning show.
Ground bad mornings.
Thank God for that brown paper bag.
Power 106.
L.A.'s number one for hip-hop.
That's right, baby.
We're here.
We're back from vacation.
Yeah.
I know.
You missed us.
I feel good.
Yeah.
For real.
I feel happy.
You feel hungry, is what I heard.
I'm super hungry for some reason.
I'm trying to get all the tech stuff together.
You're like, I'm hungry.
Typical mail.
Man need food.
Hey, it was a trip driving in today, you guys.
Be careful because it's raining outside.
And we're not talking about the good, make it rain.
That's a snowbag.
We're talking about rain, rain.
All right.
Be careful out there.
Be careful driving.
My car was doing some weird stuff.
Like, it was kind of shaking a little bit.
Like, as I'm switching lanes and I'm like, oh, okay, I just need to drive like super
slow.
Yes.
Usually at this time where you used to just like, it's a breeze to drive.
in not today so just be be very careful out there today absolutely um the while I was there
while I was like switching lanes I was trying to switch lanes to see which lane was the best
lane that wouldn't make me feel like which one was the safest yeah and I concluded in my
brain and then I double-checked on Google so if you're driving right now you're trying to
figure out like which one is the safest lane out here yeah drive in the middle lane the middle
lane has like the least buildup of the water on the side for sure the one that's
like the fast lane or the carpool lane or the one that's like right there by the center
divider stay away from now and that one's scary yeah i'm never getting by like the the wall
yeah never or even like the exits and entrances that one's there's that one's really scary because they
get flooded right there too because it's next to the shoulder and stuff like that but it's empty
no i just don't risk it's frozen cons don't risk safety or empty it's empty it's empty for a reason
because it's not safe no every time it's it's like raining and it's like you know me i'm i'm
usually running late everywhere I go.
But I'm always thinking like, you know what, Vic?
Slow down.
Just get there.
That's crazy.
You just like, it doesn't matter.
You'd be there five minutes later, whatever it is.
Like, just get there in one piece.
I always think that to myself.
So, everybody else is being safe.
I know.
What about you and you?
When you're driving in your rat four, please tell me you're safe.
No, I feel super safe.
I was going to tell you like, ever since I got that car, my rap four, full.
Yeah.
I'm like four by four, nothing can have.
Trucks and control.
Yeah, it has like mold.
Yeah, I'm like, nothing can happen to me, losers.
Well, that car specifically is like made for like off-roading and like certain conditions.
I like it.
Yeah.
I feel safe.
While it is raining outside, I was looking at like the national days.
And sometimes some of the days are stupid like it's drinking straw day, you guys.
And it's chocolate cherry day.
Oh no, I forgot my straw.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
I'm not.
What?
I've never had that.
Yeah.
You know what chocolate cherry is.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
It's Paralyon Day.
Do you guys know what Paralyon means?
I've never heard that in my life.
I've heard the word.
But it's very like Dungeons and Dragon, Star Wars, Paralyon.
Is it like a planet or something?
Kind of.
It's our planet.
It's actually the day of the year that we're closest to the sun.
That's today?
That's crazy because there's no sun.
I know.
It doesn't feel that way.
But the world is closer to the sun.
Yeah.
Isn't that crazy?
And this is a wild.
First of all, before we get into the wild one, it's also Lloyd's birthday.
So happy birthday.
So,
I was listening to this on the way in.
No way I grew.
It's so funny,
yeah.
Well,
you're just like,
I just thought this is a Lloyd.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah, that's hilarious.
Wow, it was meant to me.
See, she has little powers.
Yeah, she doesn't.
She wasn't randomly thinking about Lloyd.
Hey, shut up.
Okay.
This one's a little odd.
What?
But I was like, oh, this is a trip.
I want to bring into the crew.
What, what?
It's remember you die day.
Whoa.
That's so dark.
It has a day.
Memento Mori.
So, which would translate to remember that you die day.
And it's a day where people reflect on their mortality and the amount of time they have left to live.
Essentially, it's you only live one.
Don't forget.
You don't live twice.
Yes.
But that's a trip to even think about.
And in the beginning of the year.
Yeah.
Like, why?
Like, I'm leaving my goals, my resolutions.
Remember that you die.
Don't forget.
There's an expression date.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I'm like, I think about this all the time.
Oh, I read, stop it.
No, legit.
Yeah, that's dark.
It's crazy that it's, and so it's, it's meant for you to consider your past, present,
future, and even just think about, like, what might happen after, but definitely, like, have that ponder today.
To me, I've thought about it since I was little.
I look he, yeah, you never.
Death?
Yes.
Oh, my God.
No, not me.
Okay.
See, I'm glad I'm asking this question because over the weekend, Luisito and Horito were, like, they were playing.
And then they broke a toy, and the toy kind of like scratched Jorge.
So he got like a scratch mark, but it was like a long one.
Yeah.
Like a long, they had like a sword they were playing with.
It broke and it kind of, it scratched his leg.
And so Horito's like, oh my God, I'm going to die.
Like he was like very like this is probably like the worst type of cut he's ever had in his life
Say I'm gonna die and it literally wasn't bleeding nothing it was literally a scratch but it was so long and he's like it would turn red and then so
his brother Luisito my youngest was like oh my god my brother is gonna my brother's gonna die oh
poor little guy yeah because while horito's six and dramatic luicito's four and just like gonna do whatever like think of whatever
horito like horito's the leader in their little day yeah so then later that night
Luisito's like, Mom, Jorge almost died today.
And I was like, no, he didn't.
He's fine, honey.
That scratch is going to go away.
And he's like, what am I, when am I going to die, Mom?
Oh, no.
He thought that?
Yes.
He's like, mom, what's going to happen when Wero dies?
And what's going to happen if you die?
And what happens if I'm alone and someone comes and I die?
Like he was having the spiral.
Yes.
And he reminded me literally when I was little, I used to think of zombies in the end of the world.
the last day on earth and I would get like a like a ball in the pit of my stomach
like feeling and I could see him just spiraling like just like and then what if someone
comes in here when I'm alone like you're not going to be alone we're going to pretend
and then I'm like this is not working I'm like what if you got a million dollars you know
like how many toys would you buy and what party would you get so I knew at that point like
he's thinking so might as well like shift and then he started talking about jumpers and
hot wheels and all of that was good but I asked Jorge the next day did you have
ever think of this when you were little because I remember I have vivid memories of crying
thinking about zombies coming up from the from the ground and thinking about the end of the world
really nobody the course of that would be I thought about that but more so of just like that
the like the earth would explode or something that was like my fear would you ever get that
feeling yes yes literally because like we can't stop it yeah it's just gonna no you know I think
where it stemmed from for me was my older brother always saying that like I was gonna die or like oh if
you do that if you eat too much of that you're going to die
if you eat watermelon and then something you're going to die after.
And I'm just like, where is it?
Too many pineapples?
Oh, I don't have fire.
I'm doing all stuff that.
You just have a little.
Yeah, what the hell?
That's cute.
We're not going to do that.
All right, well, if you ever had those thoughts as a child, you're not alone.
It's me and Luisito right there with you.
All right.
Look, keep it here.
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Buenos Aires.
Good morning.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
When do you stop saying Happy New Year people?
Today.
Today?
No.
No.
It has to be like mid-Jewers out of me.
Mid-January?
Mid-January.
Nuts.
Mid-January.
Nuts.
Then when?
That's too far.
No, I stopped saying it already, but if you say it to me, I'll be like, oh, yeah, happy New Year.
It makes me happy when someone tells it to me.
Oh, happy New Year.
Also, it made me.
Thank you.
So also, it made me really, really sad yesterday when I had to take off my car antlers.
Oh, you took them yesterday.
I finally took him off yesterday.
I'm like, oh, I looked like that crazy lady.
So that's a good, because I was thinking about that too.
I definitely do it after the six because the other Los Reyes.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, all that stuff.
I think we get a little extra.
We do.
That's a little extra time of holiday season.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a good one, though.
Yeah, I guess after the six.
Okay, but let's get to it.
Let's get down to the needy-gritty.
Let's talk about New Year's.
New Year's.
Wins and losses, you guys.
We had some wins this New Year's season.
and we had some losses.
All right.
Who in the crew do you think had the best new year?
Just by no one knowing what anyone did.
They're kind of annoying.
Honestly, I'm going to have to say Vic.
Yeah, Vic.
I don't think he lost.
Being a maniac out in the streets?
I had a great New Year.
Okay.
Why do you think you won New Year, Vic?
What happened?
Who happened?
It was a lot of fun.
I went with the homies.
There was like a mansion party that we were at.
And it was a lot of fun.
You know, I had some armed.
arm candy with me. What does that mean?
Is that what you're calling them now?
Yeah. Did you take a day? I'm like, tell me her name or else we're just going to call her New Year's.
Did you take a date? Yeah, I took a date. Or you met her there? No, I took a date. I took a date. I took a date. It was pre-planned all of that good stuff.
Exactly. Okay. Okay. Nice, nice, nice. Was it a Hello Kitty girl? No, no, no. She won't talk to me ever again.
Why? What happened? What do you mean? How did you meet her? Did she even take her on a date? Like, to even ask her to go with you?
We met right as I was like spiraling out of control with the past things that happened.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you know, my life blew up because like, you know, two girls hopped on the phone with each other.
Yeah.
And then like out of nowhere, I meet this beautiful girl and everything is good again.
Oh my God.
The way Vig's like manifestation works is crazy.
I told you.
He was a man in manifestation.
Yeah.
Because he's like, oh, this is going to hell.
He's like, oh, look.
What do you do?
Oh, shiny new thing.
I want, yeah, just a new girl to take up my face.
Ooh, there's a new girl.
All right, I'll take that as a win.
And what is the win?
Yeah.
I was asleep by midnight.
No.
I was definitely asleep by midnight.
But you know what we did this year?
What I thought was really cool?
I got it from my sister.
My sister saw it on TikTok somewhere.
Yeah.
When you have kids, it's a pain to make them stay up to midnight.
Every other day, they love staying up to midnight.
Yep.
Christmas, low-key, love it.
But our New Year's, they're like, grumpy.
They don't want to be there.
The boys were six.
That was a lot.
Yeah.
So on TikTok, they showed my sister to do New Year's when the East Coast is New Year's at nine.
That way, like, you do the whole celebration.
The TV has the countdown, everything.
And then boom, they can go to sleep.
You're good.
We literally did that.
That was the coolest thing ever.
Wow.
We put it on when it turned nine hour time.
They don't know that time of the day.
No, yeah.
You tell them.
Yeah.
You're like, hey, it's time.
It's New Year's time.
Right?
All they know is the countdown is happening.
Yes.
And then I also learn, because you know, like the poppers are very, like, again, mom talk, they get messy everywhere.
You got to pick them up, like the streamer, little streamer stuff.
So I did this whole bag drop, ball drop with a bunch of balloons that I got from the Dollar Tree.
So look, parents, please, this is probably like the best thing.
I'm like, dude, we're going to do this every year.
We got a tablecloth, like the plastic tablecloths from Dollar Tree.
Yeah.
And then Dollar Tree also has.
has balloon bags.
You just do the balloons.
You paste, you tape the
tablecloth to your ceiling.
Yeah. And then you put like a little string.
Like think of a string like the balloon string.
Mm-hmm.
You put a string and then when it dropped,
like when the countdown is done,
you pull the string and boom,
it's like balloons are just falling everywhere.
And it's so cool.
No.
I was like, whoa, this is the best thing ever.
And that's all they wanted.
They just wanted balloons to follow them to dance and like,
oh my God, fireworks are happening on TV.
And then I went to sleep.
And then I went to sleep too.
And they're never.
going to remember like oh that one time it wasn't 12 no they just remember dude new year's so
awesome we had balloons fought from the ceiling yeah drop like all this stuff that's kind of my parents
that's really cool i thought that was the win i did knock out and they were sick but i thought that was
so cool yeah but how did you even find out to do that monica oh my sister the best mom in the world
your kids are going to grow up and be like my mom was so cool she was a radio lady and the balloon lady
yeah their memories are going to be dope as hell she would fast forward time three times
in the three hours in the future.
She's a superhero.
Oh, I feel like the person that had the worst, like in our crew.
Isn't here?
Isn't here.
And I'm talking about Maximo.
Shout on Maximo.
He's in the jungle somewhere.
He's in El Salvador.
He's definitely, like, partnered up with Buckeli at this point.
He's cutting up coconuts as I'm speaking.
For sure.
With his feet.
You know what selfies?
We do everything with their feet.
Oh, my God.
I was talking about Greg.
Yeah.
Greg is interesting today.
Because, my God.
He got the video, guys.
I was just talking about this, like, I feel like it's so funny.
I'm not going to lie.
I hope he gets better.
Speedy recovery, Greg.
Yeah.
But it's just like, you guys don't.
I need everybody in Los Angeles to understand how excited Greg was for this party.
Yeah, his new year's party.
Like a month out, maybe he's like, New Year's party.
It's going to be so crazy.
All the the theillas are going to pull up.
We're going to have a great time.
I'm going to get over my breakup.
I'm finally.
be happy again.
And then all of a sudden, he gets the vid.
He gets the vid.
But I'm going to tell you, that's not even the worst part of why he took the L this,
this new year.
Why?
The girl he liked went to the party.
What?
I didn't know that.
The girl he liked went to the party.
That's a win, right?
No, because he stayed away from her the whole party.
Why?
He's like, letty.
They were clowning me.
They were sending me pictures of, like, me on this corner.
Like, this is Greg hiding from the girl.
Oh.
Like, why would he do, Irene, you were there.
You have to get her on the spot correspondence.
He folded like I did with Becky G.
He always folds.
And it gets me so mad because I'm like, well, you talk about her so much.
You talk about her.
She's here.
When you have her in your grasp, like, right there.
New Year's kiss.
It's not random.
She went to your New Year's party, bro.
Exactly.
That's what I was telling him.
But, you know.
Did she go alone?
Oh, my God.
She had her home girls.
Yeah.
Her homies.
What's that?
See, that's perfect.
Exactly.
And I feel like it was such a comfortable space.
Everybody was comfortable.
You're the host of the party.
Yeah.
I have a video.
I have a video where like she.
Put on a brownback guy.
No, no, no, I'm not gonna do that.
You have to.
Come on.
You don't tease a video and not posted.
You can blur out the innocent.
Yeah.
Get into Big Hill posting.
Yeah, come on.
But like, she's talking to him and he's like,
ha ha ha ha.
Like, he doesn't even know, you can't even speak.
Oh my God.
He was too hype.
And it reminds me of like a little kid
when they have a crush and then they're like,
hi.
And he's like,
Like, you know, and I'm like, oh, come on, Greg.
Like, oh, we're going to clap me so bad when he comes back.
I wonder if that's part of like, because Loki, in those moments, we tap into our fight or flight response.
Yeah.
If that's like you're, like, you're so nervous, you're going to be like, uh-huh.
Yeah, he freezes.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
So, and then I learned this more than fight or fight and flight.
It's freeze and fawn.
So it's fight, flight, freeze and fun.
Do you guys, this is very exciting for me.
This is very exciting for me because Loki, when you're in situations that make you like, oh, I,
this is a sketchy situation,
you think I'm either going to fight or be aggressive or I'm going to run, right?
Yeah.
There's also freeze where you're just frozen.
And there's Fawn where it's like you think that maybe if you could flirt your way out of situations
or like you'll be very like a complimentary to the other person.
That's part of it.
And low key just like on a girl standpoint,
sometimes we think that's the best route.
And that's why this is going to get serious and it shouldn't be.
But like low key, like let's say something happens, right?
where I have a situation with the person or someone has a situation with the person.
And you start just being nice because you think like if I'm nice, then I'll get away, right?
But let's say things get either more aggressive or you then you get told, well, why'd you stay in the room?
Well, why'd you flirt?
Well, why do you this?
And it's like, I don't know why.
Like any other person logically would tell me run away, fight the person.
He shouldn't be doing this or they shouldn't be doing this.
But it's a response, which is crazy, that you fond to think this will probably smooth things over.
Well, that makes sense because fight and flight are both aggressive moves.
Yeah, like very radical moves.
Exactly.
And then the freeze and fawn is more like subtle.
And it's like we go through all those emotions.
So that makes a lot of sense.
And I never knew that until right now.
Me neither.
And even when you freeze, it's like, why'd you stay there?
Why'd you let him or why'd you let her?
Like things of that nature.
It's crazy.
Look at us learning about ourselves.
This 2024.
Come on.
Come on.
So Greg froze like a deer in headlights.
Yes.
He just froze.
Dang.
You know what happens?
as a guy from our perspective,
it's like sometimes we like a girl too much
and we build her up in our brain.
That she's not even damn near human anymore.
It's like she's this unattainable goddess.
That's a body.
And then all of a sudden it's like my normal charm
or whatever I usually do.
It just doesn't work because I've just,
she's no longer normal.
Right.
She's just like sent from God.
No way.
What in you guys does that?
It's like this thing that you just like you you kind of like fix it on a particular person and you think that oh she'll never like me or whatever
And then she starts to give and then that moment and that moment's here is like oh wait it's here. What do I do? I didn't prepare for this like I didn't actually think you know what I'm saying and that's like again like similar to like me with Becky G and it's like I'm never going.
You with Becky G is not the same thing it's the exact same thing. No because Greg has a chance
no big shut up don't look at me like I'm big
That's it?
No.
To that point, it's like, I never even thought I was going to meet her.
You got to understand.
In my mind, I'm like, this is a beautiful girl.
It's so far.
She's a huge celebrity.
We're never going to be at the same place at the same time.
And especially in a close setting.
So then it's like, I literally run into her.
And I'm like,
like, you know what?
Kelly Clark Queen.
Wow.
You know what that reminds me of?
What?
Well, it shows me signs that you're a little delulu.
All men are.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah.
And it's crazy.
A girl like on Instagram or like either says she's pregnant or married and the guy's like, oh, like that should have been, I'm going to unfollow now.
Like, okay, you literally thought you were going to be the guy?
You don't even talk to her.
You just like her post.
Now I was like, oh, I can't anymore.
It's like you have, you had no relation.
Yes.
No, it happens.
It's a thing for guys.
Yeah.
It happens.
Wow.
But man, shout out to Greg.
I feel bad.
Shout up to Greg for getting COVID or freezing.
Both.
Both.
Both.
He got both at the same time.
I told him right.
You should have had old girl
like helping you right now.
Yeah. Oh my God.
I didn't know she was there.
Me neither.
Okay, Irene, can you show me the video?
Come on.
Brown Bagu's 101 is 106.
No, no, no, no.
I'm not going to post it.
How about we're going to record us reacting to the video?
There we go.
Okay.
And then that's what we're going to post on.
Okay.
And then also let us know about your new year's.
Was it a win?
Was it a loss?
Did you go to sleep early?
Did you not have anyone to sleep with?
Like, what was going on in your situation?
Angie, you still haven't told us about your New Year's.
You will.
Yeah.
After this, all right.
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Please, please, please, please, please.
Be safe.
Be careful.
Drive in the middle lane.
If you're in the freeway, we learned earlier that that's the safest.
Yes.
It's not the emptiest.
We know, Angie, the carpal lane is emptiest, but it's a reason.
Because that's a splashy.
That's a splash zone.
All right.
And that can get really scary.
You can swerve, hydroplane, all that crazy stuff.
So please be careful.
Yes.
Like Letty said, slow down.
Grab the wall.
Gave the wall.
I'm going to look for it.
Is that,
that's not red nose, is it?
No, that's, uh, slow down.
Slow down.
No, gas pedal.
Gas pedal.
Oh, gas pedal.
Oh, gas pedal.
Okay, I'm going to look for it.
But, uh, yes, be very careful.
I think that this is the worst of the rain that we're going to see this week.
So just like, it's going to rain more?
This, this on Wednesday, today.
Oh, okay.
I thought this week.
This weekend might, like, drizzle and stuff like that, but there's like the worst of it.
Okay, but just be very, very careful out there.
We're talking about our New Year's, who won, who lost.
I think we kind of came to the common consensus that our guy Greg,
who had his own New Year's Eve party, New Year's party, it was great.
He has a vid right now.
I like how the vid sounds like.
Yeah.
I know.
Honestly, when you put that on the chat, I'm like, what is vid?
The vid.
Yeah, I'm like, oh, COVID.
He has COVID right now.
So he's chilling at home.
He has bodyache, so hopefully he's like just good.
and going to get better soon.
But that's even besides the point.
He was at his New Year's Eve party.
The girl of his dreams came to the party.
Yes.
Like literally came to the party.
We saw a video of her.
Just trying to talk to him while he's taking a shot, like, be there for him.
And he just, I've never seen someone take a shot like that.
Just mad just looking at her, didn't know what to say.
Just look on his face.
Like disgust.
Yeah.
I don't know what was going on.
And we're going to post our reaction on Brombeckmoe's 106 because we're going to, we're not going to post who she is.
She knows who she is at this point.
Yeah, yeah.
I hope so.
Greg, it's cool.
You're just going to have to slow down, bro.
Slow down.
That's what he should have played that song.
Yeah.
That's what he should have.
Yeah.
You got a vid by himself.
Oh, Bob.
All right.
And she would have had the vid too.
Right.
True.
I could have been checking up on each other.
That's what I was telling him.
Yeah.
He's so dumb.
How did you know did he tell you?
Yeah, about all over here.
My little shenanigans over there.
My little Greggy.
I've been there, brother.
All right. You need to teach him.
Angelica, how was your New Year's E?
We know Greg lost.
Vic won because he had arm candy.
He got a date by New Year's D, which was crazy because literally Christmas, he was, it was bad for him.
He lost all his girls.
Like, they got on the phone with each other.
They had like a whole little three-way chat.
So scandalous.
And not a good three-way.
It was just bad.
It's all brand five's fault.
No, it's Vic's fault.
Oh, yeah, my favorite.
Yeah.
I got a little win and a loss.
I was asleep by midnight, but I did do a win because I have.
figured out how to get the kids to be up for the countdown.
You do it at 9 p.m. with the East Coast, boom.
And next year you can have like a little long time of Jorge.
Yes, afterwards.
And I think that might have been the plan.
Yeah.
But I was like, I'm going to see what these fools.
They look comfy.
Yeah.
Angie.
We're doing all that stuff.
Everything.
Yeah.
What about you, Angelica?
Honestly, I spent it with my family.
I didn't go out at all.
Okay.
But we did decorate really cool.
Okay.
Not as cool as Yeletti with the whole balloon falling.
Do you decorate it, which is a big, like, plus?
Oh, they, you said we decorated.
Oh, cool.
Well, it's my house, too.
I live there.
But it was all my sister.
But actually, I was doing the, you know, like the New Year's stuff that you do, like
the superstition thing?
Oh, yeah.
I made sure.
Yeah, I did the grapes.
I made sure I put money underneath my pillow.
Nice.
And then at 12, I did the whole lentil thing.
The lentil?
Yeah.
So apparently there's like this new thing.
Oh, apparently, well, my sister put me on.
So at 12, you throw lentils on yourself.
and you turn saying what you want
you're like I want a lot of money you want the X Y C.
I think they did a prank
No!
Yeah that sounds like that sounds so made up.
That sounds so made up.
I've heard of grapes.
I've heard of grapes.
I heard of peanut butter but I've never heard of
And putting money underneath your pillow.
Did you see?
Yeah, I did all that.
Did you see the one where if you eat raw beans
and why you're doing it you say the month of the year?
No.
Then you grow beans stuff.
You throw lentils who picks that up?
Listen, okay.
And so after you throw the lentils and you start,
wishing everything, you scoop them up right with your bare hands on the floor.
So at that time, Marcus, Priya's poppy called me.
And so my niece answers and she's like, oh, she's playing a game.
And so he's FaceTiming me and he's seeing me on the floor just sweeping lentils.
And then you get a little red bank.
Oh, you have the lentils with you right now.
Yeah.
And you pick up the lentils and you just put them inside your purse.
It's a lot of iron in there.
It's my.
Are they cooked?
So you didn't have a New Year's kiss?
No.
You have never had a New Year's kiss.
No, I was going to say that, no.
Because I always spend it with my family.
But Marcus didn't come over?
No, he spent it with his family.
Why?
If he had a girl.
I would have left my family behind.
I don't know.
I just, I always told him, I'm like,
I'm never going to take you away from your family.
So it's cool.
You're going to take him away from his family.
That's the whole point in life.
He's going to take each other away from your family.
Yes.
Not me.
Oh, I joke.
Oh, God.
Wow.
I just broke my little baggie with my lentils.
Oh, God.
That's wild, Angie, to have a partner and not be with them on New Year.
That's like the funest part.
That's part of New Year.
Yeah.
The kiss.
So when are you ever going to kiss him on New Year's?
I guess, I don't know.
Now, Kiff.
I didn't know that was a thing.
Well, I knew what that was a thing, but, I mean, I don't know.
I didn't really think much of it.
Because, okay, Thanksgiving, family.
Christmas, one of you to the other one, but or maybe both.
New Year's definitely what your boo if you have a boo.
Oh, damn.
Even Christmas, like, for me, I used to.
No, even Christmas, I didn't see him.
Well, understandable.
Like, you guys are a little more new.
Yeah.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
If you guys, like, live together and stuff.
Like, a year.
I was little when I met him.
Whoa.
I was 18.
I actually did, I did meet him when I was 18.
She's known him for a long time.
Okay.
But family hasn't known him for a long time.
No, that's what she needs by now.
Okay, well, I just put Angie up there with Greg.
Yes.
Because I didn't get a New Year's kiss?
No, because you chose to be with your friends.
family when you could be with your boyfriend.
Yeah, I chose to be with my family
playing with a video. That's crazy. You have a man and you chose
not to be with him in New Year's. So I was just
like, if there's, like, are you going to be with your family on
Valentine's Day? Yeah, we just trade cards and we throw lentils
at each other.
Brown bag. I hear parts
of the model. Did we go over this already?
Yes. Yeah. Yeah, and that's on.
I'm the, man. Yeah, I don't get it, do you. It's Power 106.
LA's number one for hip-hop. Good morning. I'm Letty.
This is Brown Bag mornings.
Good morning.
Vic, I have a question for you.
What are you doing with Little Vic right now?
Is he going to school?
Is he out of school?
He's not in school until Monday.
Yeah, isn't that crazy?
These schools got three weeks off too.
Luckily, my mom doesn't work today, so she's watching them while I'm here.
Oh, nice, nice.
But yeah.
Yeah.
The TV's going to have to watch them a couple days.
Oh, my God.
That Switch Super Mario will have to watch you today.
If you're taking your kids to work, if you're taking them to, like, we're taking
the boys to daycare last week.
Low key, last week, I stayed home with them because we were off.
And looking at him like, this isn't even a vacation.
It's tough.
Boys wake up early.
Boys want to eat every five minutes.
Oh, my God.
Carly.
I promise you, shout out you guys for not wanting to deal with this.
Vink just stopped ordering kids meals.
It's a rap for kids meals.
He's eating like an adult.
Oh, he's grown men meals?
Yeah.
He said, I don't want the kids meal.
Dad doesn't fill me up.
I don't want the plain burger dad.
Yeah, I don't want the apple slices.
I need the whole thing.
I need the whole thing.
I need that big Mac.
Hold the lettuce.
I'm like, damn, little man back there.
Jesus.
I'll work extra hard this year, big.
Start paying rent.
He's 10.
He's getting big.
He's getting, you know, like he's growing.
And you're just like trying to find something to do with them.
Yeah.
For one week.
Yeah.
It was a lot.
And Loki, I'm like, okay, this week we're paying for them to go to daycare.
Like there's daycares that are open while, which is really smart.
Open while schools are off
So it's like, hey, come over here
And I'm like, I don't want to hear it.
You guys are going there.
A little bit came up to me last night at 10.45 p.m.
And he's like, I'm bored.
I want to do something.
I said, go to sleep.
And he said, I don't have to go to sleep.
I don't have school tomorrow.
Oh, my God.
Sounds so much like you.
Yeah.
If you're dealing with that frustration,
right there with your brother and sister.
I definitely felt that.
I promise you.
I was like, this is, what's the reset?
There's no reset.
I had that frustration like a little Vic, sorry, go ahead.
Oh, because I think like last week, it was like a Tuesday, and it was like at 9 p.m.
And I told my sisters, I'm like, let's go do something.
Let's go to the movies.
But nobody wanted to go, so I just stayed home.
So I get that frustration from Lovic.
Yeah, I was like, hey, I got work.
What to sleep.
I was.
Take a melitone.
Come up in sleepy dummy real quick.
I was sleeping at 1 a.m.
waking up at 11.
I was good.
Yeah.
That was on baking.
It's a lot.
Hopefully those kids get back into the regularly schedule program, okay?
Yeah, for a regular program.
Okay.
Let's get into Word on Rosecrans.
Rose crans.
Word on Rosecrans.
Cizza is being impersonated and she likes it.
Okay?
So we all know how Cizza snapped on Drake's Rich Baby Daddy track, right?
She sounds really good on it.
Yes.
But I don't know.
I don't think we all know exactly what she's saying, but it just sounds good.
Like, I couldn't tell you.
I couldn't tell you exactly what.
what her lyrics are.
Her melody is fire,
but the lyrics,
I'm not so sure, right?
Oh, now she's Jung Thug.
Now we can't.
On this particular,
on this particular song.
So one social media user
decided she would do
her best impersonation of her.
Listen to this.
This morning,
feeling,
I can let you get away.
Feels good when it gained me love.
Ain't a damn.
That's hilarious.
Which I'm like,
okay, she's exaggerating, right?
And then I'm like, no, I went back and I got to play the real Siza.
Yeah, please do.
It's not too far off.
Okay, you don't understand that?
Not really.
It's funny.
You know what I think she does?
I think she doesn't use her teeth.
It's very nasally.
No, it's like, I don't know.
But it sounds good to the ears.
Like, for me, I loved it either way.
Have you ever done the thing where, like, you're screaming, but your mouth is closed?
Like, just playful stuff.
Like, oh, yeah.
She sings like that.
Like she does think tricks on her mouth.
Looky pot.
That's interesting.
It's a telling what you do, baby girl.
It was funny.
It was funny because like the clip kind of went viral on like a music blog.
And so she actually found it and commented on it.
Oh, that's tight.
And joined in on everybody kind of like clowning her.
It's like, you know, like stuff.
But she said, she commented and she said,
fun fact, I recorded this with a fever and an infection the night before it came out.
The day after I had to cancel a show because of said infection.
You guys remember when she canceled that show?
Yeah.
She said, I know it sounds nasally because I was sick.
Thank y'all for loving it.
And it has over 100 million streams.
And everybody was like, Siza, leave us alone.
We're laughing at you right now.
Like, don't join in on us clouding you.
And she decided to spam the comments.
If you look at the post, there's like six comments of hers, different stuff.
One of the ones she said, so this is a post made about me with hundreds of thousands
of likes and comments and I'm doing too much joining the conversation and commenting and
biving yeah this is my post now the hell lighten up with little heart emojis and stuff
I see that because there's like sometimes where you're having fun poking fun exactly and then
you don't like when we make fun to you for all like the girls that you like or like yeah and then
you take the fun away when you start saying like you join in yeah and it's like no little fun
sucker stop it's not your joke it's our joke yeah that's what's what you're
She was doing it, though.
She was a good sportive by it.
Yeah.
And it was, it was.
One more time.
One more time.
Yeah.
It's more need a feeling.
I can let you get away.
Feels gone when again we love.
Ain't a damn.
That was the original, right?
No.
No.
No.
Okay.
I found a capella.
Speaking of impersonators, all right.
Look, people are not feeling John Legend's version of Nate Dogg's Hook on 50,
since 21 questions, okay?
I haven't heard it.
Yeah, why would they change?
So 50 was performing 21 questions.
Oh, I saw that.
And John Legend joined him.
I don't know why.
I don't know where they're at.
But of course, people were saying
this is not what Nate Dogg would have wanted.
And actually, some of the comments
were pretty mean.
They said Nate Dog is rolling over in his grave
listening to this.
All right?
Listen to this.
Oh, girl.
You see you to love me now.
Say what?
Would you love me?
I was down.
And I would you see it?
Have no for me
For me.
You're seeing you love it now.
I'm like that.
I love for me.
He definitely ordinary people.
Yes.
Yes.
But like I know, I mean, I can tell you don't like it.
I don't like it.
I saw the video and I was like, who the hell let this happen?
And I like John Legend.
I like John Legend and I like that tone.
I'm not mad at it.
But like I get, like, nothing is ever going to touch Nate Dogg.
Nothing.
So people were just not having it.
You know, they're just like, it's not it.
And I personally think it sounds pretty good, but it's just not Nate Dog.
You know?
And it's like we're always going to fight against that, I think.
Yeah.
It's just crazy because instead of going into Nate Dog's pocket, I think, too, he made it.
Like, again, like he made it.
His song.
Yeah.
I was waiting for the All of Me Part.
All of you.
Yeah.
You see you to love you now
Say what?
Would you love me about?
I was down and out.
Would you still have a tough for me girls?
Yeah.
That'd be crazy.
Oh, that would be great.
That's crazy.
And I, Angie, I see you vibing to it.
Like, I'm bifed because we love the song.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I don't know if I'm back.
We got to watch our ears out with some real nait dog, right?
Very neat.
It's easy to love me now
Wow
But you still
Have love for me
Girl
That's crazy
The Nateog slander is
Not Nateog, the John Legend
Slander
Because we love you John Legend
I do
Miao
That's what
I'm not gonna listen to it
The same
Yeah that's what I did it was
That ruins it
It sucks
Because it's so easy to copy that
Yes
Pits me out
I hate you big
Yeah.
All right.
You're a legend.
Okay, do it again.
Do it again.
Maybe not for that one.
We have to.
Do it.
Go.
Now.
Sounds like a little bit.
Oh my.
I feel like that should have been discussed before the performance.
Right.
You have to do it like this.
And Fitti's there, viving?
He's vibed and smiling.
Oh, she's laughing at it.
I feel like they were probably talking beforehand.
Like, all right.
No, 50 knew.
they're gonna love it.
And then when it was time to go on stage,
I feel like John Legend is like,
you want me to go on now?
Oh my God.
Can you put that up?
Brumbag morning's windows six.
You got to go check it out.
Now.
All right.
Well, now we're moving on.
See, this is what we're doing when we get corny.
All right.
We're doing too much right now.
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Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local?
If you did like I did this past weekend or literally this holiday, you went to the movies
and it cost you 5,000 trillion, bajillion dollars.
Why?
We even go half-sease, like Jore will pay for the tickets and I'll pay for food or the other way around.
I look, you feel like paying for food is the...
It's more expensive, huh?
Yeah, I'm like, oh, you got me there, buddy.
It definitely is.
Like, you have the Stubbs rewards.
You got home.
You get one of these tickets free, full.
Yeah.
And then we could go matinee.
These kids are, like, and then with the kids.
Yeah, then you just...
But then I have, they don't have no matinee on the pizza and the pretzels and the nachos and the...
Oh, yeah.
And they just, I feel like they just, like, choose prices out of thin air.
They're like, that people.
Yeah, $16.
We got like a smack pack thing.
Yeah.
And it was like, it was like a bucket of popcorn, two, two, two snacks, two drinks,
$5,000 trillion bajillion dollars.
The movie industry has done such a good job of just like jumbling our minds of like what the actual value of popcorn and stuff is.
Like, we're like, inflation.
$15 for popcorn.
Yeah, that's the price right.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I just know it adds up to $70.
Yes.
And I'm here paying for it.
Yes.
They even have like souvenir cups now.
They have souvenir popcorn holders now.
They got funny back too.
And no matter what it is, like they add the extra tax on it.
For sure.
For sure.
I don't know.
Okay.
Well, that's why this is so cool that there's a movie company with their and they're doing the,
It's on Us campaign.
Okay.
It's implemented in order to show appreciation for their visitors.
And they pay for your concessions.
All you got to do is show up.
to the movie theaters.
And this is especially awesome if you're in Simi Valley and in Bakersfield.
This is an L.A. based, like, these are their L.A. based locations.
The company is called Studio Movie Grill.
I'm sure if you're in that area, you know that type of, like, that chain.
They have one in Downey.
Oh, really?
Maybe.
Check it out.
Yeah, studio movie girl, yeah.
So they have where they actually take care of the concessions.
Isn't that crazy?
Wow.
Yeah, I'm like, oh, I have to drive.
I'm jealous.
Well, you're going to probably spend on gas.
to get out there, but you're going to save on the concessions.
We have a homie.
Shout out, what up, what up, Karen.
We're going to go busy you and then go to the movies.
And I was looking it up.
It's nice.
The theater?
Yes.
Why is it called studio movie girl?
Do they have gotten us out of there?
No, it's like, you know, like a modern movie theater.
Like they have a grill and a bar.
The modern movie theater with a grill?
That's great.
Well, not a grill, but I mean like they have like a full bar.
Like they have food.
Is there food different?
Like is it grilled chicken?
No.
It's like the same thing.
You can order from your seat and stuff like that.
It's one of those.
Or it's like the luxury.
Yeah, it's like that.
Maybe that's just like the cool name.
You know, like I legit thought forever like spaghetti factory, you only ate spaghetti.
Me too.
Me too.
I didn't know they had anything else.
Cheesecake factory?
I don't want cheesecake today.
Why are we going to go there?
Like no, it's a full on restaurant.
Macaroni grill?
Macaroni grill.
Yeah, so this is probably one of those.
It's like a cool, wow name.
And it's like, no.
It's not.
theater.
No, yeah.
We sell popcorn in hot dogs.
That's random, but they'll take care of it.
It's On Us campaign.
Shout to them.
That's super cool.
That sounds really cool.
There's one in Downey.
Are you sure it's three movie girls?
Yes, but I'm just not sure.
Maybe they're not doing the promotion.
Maybe they're not.
Yeah, they're like, no, yeah.
Y'all can afford it over there.
Yeah, yeah.
Y'all try to sneak in Cainty here all the time, so no.
Enough.
We're competing with Cinemark.
It won't work.
Shads to movie theaters.
And I remember I saw this video of someone sneaking in.
I'm not condoning, but I just saw a video of someone sneaking in stuff into the movie theater.
Who does that?
Isn't that crazy?
That's wild.
You know what I love about Disneyland?
I just went over the break.
Shut up before you say something, though.
No, I'm not.
Okay, okay.
No, they literally let you bring in stuff.
Oh, they do?
Right next to it?
Yeah, like snacks, sandwiches.
Yeah, and so as long as it's sealed, I believe, I mean, I didn't like bring in anything from home.
But, like, we went to the 711 beforehand because we knew we're like, okay, we just want to get our snacks because they're not going to have all the things that we're.
want you know like stuff like that so we went in there and then um we got like all the snacks my son
loves prime like the Jake oh yeah yeah and so we went in there we got all the stuff it's like
it's like gatoried and then they also have like one energy drink one so yeah not the energy drink one
yeah but yeah so we went in there we packed the backpack full of it and then there was no problem
yeah they allow you to do that because a lot of people started developing like allergic reactions
to things so they so they know that you know best i was like do shout out to dizzlingland
yeah because you just have to sneak them in there like you said yeah i don't know
I don't remember that.
That's at the movie theater.
I don't know.
I don't know how we got into Disneyland from the movie theater.
Yeah.
But in the video that I saw, the people brought, they did a fake stroller.
So they just put the blanket over because they're not going to look like is the baby sleeping.
But in there they put all this stuff.
They had like panic express in there.
It's all crunchy.
And I was like, oh, that's genius.
I bet just somebody like tips it over and all the food.
No.
Let me.
All right.
Keep it here because on the way we have the home meat help.
We are helping a home girl out.
We're helping the home girl Darlene because she don't want to leave her sugar daddies in 2023.
Her sugar daddies?
And she needs our help, okay?
Wow.
Oh my gosh.
It's a real dilemma.
New Year, new problems.
Keep me years.
9-106, brown bag mornings.
Vic, you have to say it.
You have to say what you were saying.
You cut my mic off.
Oh, sorry.
Go, we have to say what?
About what?
Just now.
The feet that you got.
Oh, yeah.
Because we're talking about sugar daddy's coming up inside a home and helpline.
Yeah.
So there was a time in my life, 2020.
2020 is a crazy time, right?
That I was getting a DM from like this profile that was like a sugar mama.
Okay.
And it's like a bot like sometimes.
Yeah, like I didn't trust it.
But they were like, oh, like, I just want to take care of you.
I'm going to send you, you know, this much money like, you know, just because I like you or whatever.
And I'm just like, yeah, right.
But anyway, so like I was just.
That's my line.
So I was just going back and forth with like whatever and I was like and I'm like
I'm like trolling them.
I'm like yeah like in my mind I'm like you're not real.
I'm like yeah like send me a picture of your feet like because I'm just like.
Like you?
That's random.
I know because I'm like they're not going to send it because this is obviously somebody else.
But you wouldn't have said face.
No because I felt like it was just too like.
You have a feet thing huh?
No I don't.
Okay.
No.
Like a feet would have made it real.
A feet photo would made it real.
That's what I thought.
I'm like, there's no way they would send a picture of feet, you know, that would match the face on the profile.
Because they already had a face, you know what I'm saying?
It wasn't like an anonymous one.
Okay, okay, okay.
So, and then I'm like, just send me a picture of your feet, you know?
And I'm like, yeah, right, they're not going to send.
They send me a picture of these old white lady feet right away.
And I'm like, damn, maybe she is real.
But I was too scared to give her my cash out.
So that's how you got your tessie.
Oh, yeah.
It was hard work.
And a little sugar mom action, you know?
Oh, my gosh.
Can't wait for this.
help.
We have shout-outs to I mean.
We have shout-outs,
actually before we get into your shout-outs, baby girl, I was at Dave and Busters in Alhambra, and it's funny because my sister and her kids and my kids, we went, and then we're walking back to the car.
And they're being a lot. Like, they're just on their sugar high. They're on their, like, arcade game high. Like, they're just jumping up and down. We're, like, trying to, like, wrangle them into each of the cars. And I'm like, let's go. Can't over here. Touch the car.
Like, stranger danger.
safety fair.
I'm yelling all the stuff.
Like, hold hands, buddy system, all of that, right?
And then I just see this couple getting out the car.
And the full is like, you're Letti from Brown Bag on Power 106.
I listen to you.
And I was like, what's your name?
He's like, my name is Luis.
And so shout out to Luis, who caught me being like super heavy in my mom mode.
Yeah.
It's crazy because Luis was with a girl.
Luis, sorry to put you on blast like this.
Luis from Almonte.
Shout out to you.
Dave Buster.
In my hambray.
But you know what?
She didn't talk to me at all.
All.
Usually it's like, yeah, the great.
Oh, hi.
Oh, babe, this is Leti from.
And I'm like, oh, hey, nice to meet you.
And I'm like, what's your name?
So I can shout you out.
And when you listen and all that stuff.
And I'm used to like, and what's your name?
Exactly.
But she was just like, looking at him like, hurry up.
Damn.
Oh, that's your crush.
Yeah.
Oh, there goes Letty.
Oh, yeah.
But maybe it was cool.
Maybe you guys just had, or maybe they had a thing.
That would be probably like the worst.
Yeah.
If they had like, probably like an argument.
Which I'm not putting this on you, Luis.
You probably had a great time.
But they had an argument and then like you're always moving else.
No, no, no, but they're like not talking to each other, right?
And then he sees Lettis, like, oh, way like, ha, ha.
Better for him.
Yeah.
Now let's go to this day and busters.
Yeah, shout to them.
Shout to lose.
Holy crap.
It's the thing.
I'll be so upset if I'm arguing with Jorge, we get out and he sees like, even if it could be any person that he, you could be a homie.
Yeah.
And I'm like, I'm mad at you right now.
We're in this bubble of me being mad at you right now.
Why are you smiling?
Yeah, why are you smiling and tell you know the people.
Stop having a good time without me.
I know it's toxic, y'all.
We're not crayons.
Only crayons are not toxic.
That's the only thing that's non-toxic.
It says on the label.
Okay?
Thank you.
Sorry.
All right.
We have other shout-outs.
I feel the judgment, Irene.
No, no.
No, I think it's funny because I feel like since you're so many people's crushes,
like I was thinking to myself,
I wonder how many, like, arguments you started without knowing.
Wow, so now lefty's the problem
That's what you're saying
I'm the problem
You don't have to have her back like that
It's not going to be
But yeah
It's just funny
Because you're just like
Oh are you listening to your little girlfriend
Right now
Yes
That's honestly
That's true power right there
Yeah
You're so start arguments
No you don't
Let me live in her life
Like
Yeah
And they're like
Yeah
She didn't even sound that cute.
That's kind of cool, like the power that you have.
No, there's no power, there's no power.
Norris.
There's Power 1-0C.
All right, we have shout-ups.
Yeah, shout-up Michelle and Daisy from L.A.
Nesto from Philly and Michael Herrera.
They listen to us every day.
You said from Philly?
Yeah.
Shout out to cheese steaks.
Yeah, shout to Amber Rose.
And Nesto, is it Ernesto?
Shout out to Mick Mill.
Probably.
Yeah.
But he said.
That's dope, so, yeah, I don't know.
That's dope.
Shout out to the Phillies.
The Philadelphia Phillies, yeah.
No, not shout to them.
This is Dodger Town, bro.
That's to Vig.
It's funny.
I said it, and then I was you.
That was the setup.
Yeah.
It felt for Edg.
Edgar wants to shout out Amber for her birthday.
Shout out Amber for her birthday from Edgar.
He wants to kiss you.
Happy birthday to Aiden from your dad.
Happy birthday, Aiden!
Hey, Aiden, be good.
That's from your dad.
Yeah, stop doing that.
Stop doing that right now.
Stop it right now.
Your book is staying your nose, not your mouth.
Just kidding, Amy.
He's probably like 20.
There's no Aden's that are 20 yet.
That's a new name.
That's true.
And then, happy birthday that Jessica Paz from Texas
and Natalie Ruiz from Bakersfield.
Hey.
Shout out Texas.
Shout out Bakersfield.
Happy birthday to you, baby girls.
This is our first, happy birthday.
shout out of the year for you guys.
So, Felis Cuplaos.
Ati!
Also, it's probably crazy.
Like, everyone, like the New Year's babies,
I never thought of that.
What?
Like, the New Year's,
because I know for, like,
the holidays, you get extra presents
and all of that.
I'm sure.
By the time it's New Year,
the first week of January,
you get nothing.
Oh, for sure.
You don't even just get one present.
You get nothing.
It's like, no,
we already did the holidays.
We're not doing anything anymore.
Yeah.
But they might get a party, though.
They might get the rosca.
No, but they might get the baby.
It's part of your celebration.
I couldn't see that it could be like a combined party,
a New Year's party slash birthday.
That sucks.
That sucks.
I like that.
Yeah,
well,
everybody's in a festive mood at least.
I feel like a new year's birthday is still better than a Christmas birthday.
Oh,
yeah.
No,
you know,
because of course.
It's true.
I feel like a New Year's birthday,
though,
it's like,
I'm looking forward to like midnight.
Am I saying happy birthday at midnight?
No.
Everybody's saying happy New Year first.
And then,
oh yeah,
and happy birthday.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Actually, that's my Tia.
We always bring her birthday.
Oh, I sent Vic this.
The first baby born, was it UCLA?
Oh, yeah.
It's an Edgar.
It's an Edgar.
You're a kitty.
The first baby born in 2024 was fathered by an Edgar.
No chema, cut.
Imagine an Edgar as a dad is crazy.
In Edgar news, the first baby born
in 2024 was fathered by an Edgar.
Wow.
Is this fool how to Edgar cut?
Yes.
It's incredible.
Look at that fool.
Edgar up.
Wow.
That girl knows what she went on.
Oh, and baby mama had the 2024, the New Year's hat on.
She looks exhausted.
She looks exhausted.
Shout out to the baby born in California Hospital Medical Center.
It's the first baby of the new year.
Baby Enzo.
Dan, you know he burned out in the parking lot after all happy.
What's like imagine putting the the car seat in a in a what has it called the mamalona
Oh yes in the front seat yeah it's only like one cap that's crazy all three people are in front
That's all the daddies out there I had the Edgar dads too that's right I heard the Edgar cut is no more so all right it's slowly fading away
Like I have a fade fade I have an Edgar neighbor and he's starting to cut it a little different made me a little sad
And he's a barber, so they're on the cutting edge.
Yeah, they know the new trends and all that.
He lost his Edgar and I'm like, hey.
What's going on?
What's going on here?
Cultural shift?
I'm not ready.
They ruled for a while.
Yeah.
They ruled for a good two, three years.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
But, you know, things change.
Yeah.
I wonder if with a new haircut, a new car part gets stolen.
The Edgar was with the etiquette.
Definitely had the catalytic converters and a chokehold.
What is it next?
Can't go back to the radios.
Remember women?
Yeah.
Those are the baldies.
Yes.
Yeah, that was their thing.
That was my God.
That's right.
Wow, you're right.
We'll find out.
24.
What's in store?
What are we doing here?
I got out on bricks.
My car's on bricks.
No.
Time for a homie help on you guys.
All right.
Check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for.
The homie help line.
My Edgare neighbor stole my.
my fender no just kidding oh pause no look we're helping the home girl darling
your bumper no no no what part's the fender the is the fender the fender the
bumper of the back or the bumper of the front
wow yeah I just call it front bumper yeah it's called it cold tour
a little bumper in front all right all right let me restart this we got it
get back to business all right check this out all right
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got your fault.
The homie help line.
The home girl, Darlene, needs our help.
What's up, Darlene?
All right.
So she sent us a DM and said,
Hey, Brownback, I decided to start 2024 by being honest with my boyfriend.
That's a good, that's a good resolution.
Yeah.
To start.
It's a great start.
Never too late to start, right?
Out to my man.
Well, she said,
But there's one thing I can't bring myself to tell him.
I've been with him for six months and we've lived together since November.
Nice.
Before we were together, I had several sugar daddies.
Oh.
She said, I saw them regularly and they were my primary source of income.
It's a lot better than working, right?
Oh, she's asking us.
Don't ask me.
I don't know.
Don't ask me.
I don't have a comparison to draw.
I mean, is it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
You know what?
Because I always thought I'm like, what do you have to do as a sugar baby?
Like, is it just company or is there something else?
Well, there depends.
Right?
Yeah.
He's a sugar baby that gives no sugar.
So maybe he's looking for one of those.
Yeah.
But other than that, I don't know.
That's what I was thinking.
I'm like, maybe she meant that.
So yeah, I get it.
No.
It's not bad.
Look, so this is what she said.
She said, when we started dating, he asked me to stop seeing them.
I told him I had, but I didn't.
She said, I have a decent job, but make over $5,000 a month in my side hustle.
In my side hustle.
My boyfriend has absolutely no idea I'm still doing it.
I don't see it as anything more than a part-time job that pays well.
Okay.
Okay, so this sounds too.
She has multiple sugar dyes.
Yeah.
It's a side hustle.
She's not done.
She's not done.
Oh, there's more?
I always use protection and never know.
No.
Oh, she'd be giving the sugar up.
She said, I never let it get in the way of my relationship.
Is this something I need to tell him?
Or can I keep it to myself?
Brown bag, please let me know.
I just, why did you tell us?
I know, now I feel like I'm holding a secret.
Yeah.
She always uses protection.
Could there be any type of protection that is not?
Like, maybe she wears some luck.
Their skin is very sensitive at that age.
She packs a pissful.
Yeah, maybe she has that.
Maybe it's not intimate.
Yeah.
Maybe she wears skims to cover her body.
Oh, yeah, the protection.
Yeah, UV rays.
Or maybe she wears glasses.
Yeah, glasses and protection.
Yeah.
You guys are being so nice.
Not seeing.
Okay, so she has, yeah, I am so shook.
Especially, okay, you've been with your man for six months.
That's July.
I did the math.
Yeah.
That's July or summertime.
You, after probably July, August, September of October.
Like four months, you got.
I started moving in together, right?
Kind of red flag.
Yeah, you probably paid for everything.
You probably were like, oh, yeah, don't worry, I got the down payment.
Yeah.
First months and don't even worry about it.
I just got to go to the mall for two hours.
I got to go to the bank.
Yeah.
It might smell like skin when I come back, flaky skin, but.
Ew.
And my Lanta.
Like Yanta.
But, but we will get this apartment, babe.
Yes.
Okay.
He knew that was her previous life.
I'm wondering if he was one.
because how do you say that if I'm dating like a regular no key like you're not much sugar daddy
yeah yeah and you tell me to stop I mean it's like if if you're a guy and you are dating a girl like
this you kind of know what comes with it but how do you know that that's a girl like that I think
does she tell you like how does it come up yeah I mean she said before we were together yeah
had several sugar daddy she wait hold on he said they got together he said stop
And so she said, yes.
So that's how she knew that she was doing it previously.
Yeah.
No, no, no, I understand that.
But I'm just, I'm wondering why he knows.
Because if you're, if you're, I'm assuming you're not like, out here being like, I'm a sugar baby.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then I met you.
I get what you're saying.
He found out.
They met.
They had to have met in some place.
He's a former sugar.
Yeah.
Because I don't know.
Like, if this is her side hustle and she has many.
Yeah.
Like many.
That means she's like a hell of old folks home.
Like, he's like.
Yeah.
Yeah, and he would only not be suspicious if he was also in one.
Yeah, and he's like, I'm going to be your only sugar daddy probably.
Well, can you give me the 5K that I make?
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
He probably is, but she's like, you know, she's just like an extra 5K.
But this is her man.
They started moving in together since November, and she has a secret that she has never stopped being a sugar baby.
Yeah.
Should she tell him because she wants to be honest in 2024?
Or should she keep it in?
Man
All right
Check this out, homie
If you need a homie
Or need some help
We need your help
We need a line
I mean phone line
We got you for
The homie help line
Darlene needs our help
What's going on, Vic?
Hold on swallow first, bro
Hold on
Whoa
I had some sugar
Hold on
Darlene is a sugar baby
I got you bro
Darlene is a sugar baby
She also has like a real man
Like her man man
Yeah
They've been together
for six months, they started moving in together in November, so they've been living boyfriend
girlfriend since November.
When they first got together, he's like, hey, cut that, cut the sugar dye stuff.
And she was like, yeah, of course.
I got you, baby.
She was lying.
She's been doing this on the side, doing them on the side.
I didn't know it was actually like physical.
Yeah, because it's not always.
But we are assuming that.
She did not come out and say that that that happens.
No, right.
She said she always used protection.
But that could be sunscreen.
Yeah.
That could be that little glaciana on her.
That's a form of protection.
What else?
Bunk spray.
Maybe she has holy water around her with her.
Another form of protection because, you know, they're closer than she is to.
Maybe she wears a helmet.
Jesus Christ.
Maybe she wears a helmet.
Knee pets?
All forms of protection.
Yeah.
She said she still has sugar dyeing.
She uses protection with them and she makes money on the side.
Yes.
So she's like, this is my little side hustle.
This is like a part-time job.
Am I right?
Like she asked us like for coming.
Yeah, no.
She said,
I don't see it as anything more than a part-time job that pays well.
But it's like 5K?
5K a month.
That doesn't feel like it pays well.
It feels like for a sugar daddy pool that you have.
Should we tell?
Especially if you have multiple.
5K.
Right.
Five,
especially if you're doing,
I don't know,
I don't know what the,
like,
not the math is,
like the sponsorship tiers
would be a little higher.
I don't know what the range is,
the salary ranges for sugar babies.
If you are one,
please let us know
because clearly we're not in this expertise.
No,
not that.
But she gets 5K a month.
That sounds little.
Yeah.
In the grander scheme of things,
if she has several,
so that means they're all
only giving her like $1,500 or something like.
You know in the nasty.
Yeah.
Unless she's really young and she thinks 5K, it's a lot for her.
That could be it too.
Because now 5K is like, no.
I don't think no matter how old you, I just not enough.
Wait.
In the sugar, in California.
Sugar Girl world.
Unless it's like Alabama or something.
I feel like, let's say, because what I, when I'm assuming when I think of a sugar baby is like a girl and she has like Gucci Fandy Fandy Fannie Prada.
Like she's walking around like all vibes.
One person will probably cost you $5K.000, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. So you're telling me you have multiple clientels on your little side hustle.
Yeah, when she lied to us too?
Yeah.
I know.
Damn.
Be honest with us.
Be honest with us.
Be honest with us.
5K a little, little sad out here, baby girl.
Start 2024 by being honest to us.
Yeah.
You don't get to do all that.
So she wants to know if she should tell her man.
Or she should keep it in.
That's what she said.
She wrote that.
Yeah.
With protection.
With protection.
Irene, who are we going to?
I'm lucky scared.
We have Anna from Monovela online too.
Okay, Anna.
Anna.
Hi, good morning, Brownback.
Good morning, Anna.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
Let's go.
Okay, talk to us.
What would you tell Darlene?
Darlene has a set of choices here.
She can either continue living the life that she wants to live or she needs to tell her man because, you can't live that double life.
Yeah, you definitely have to choose one.
And so I think you would say tell her.
Tell her man.
See, like, this is going to continue to be you.
This is not New Year, new me, darling.
This is just New Year, should I tell him?
Yeah.
So she has to figure out, am I going to do it?
Am I not?
People are upset in the comments on Instagram.
They are?
Yeah.
And then when they were like, with their comments, I'm like, oh, yeah, this is bad.
Because I'm thinking Sugar Baby, spending time and reading a book.
That's really what I thought.
I'm like, oh, maybe they need something like a party.
You think when guys are old, that's what they want to do?
No, no.
I think when men are old, that's what they want to do.
No.
There are apps.
There are apps that you're doing.
How do you want?
Hold on.
Oh, my.
Tell us all your knowledge.
Go ahead.
I don't heard from TikTok.
Okay.
Just to clarify that there's an app that you could download where you just, I'll get it for you, NG.
But like you legit, just text like men that are lonely.
Like you don't send pictures.
You don't have to, like, you just talk to them like via text or like voice notes.
Yeah.
And for each, like, text that you see.
send you you get like money you get money so how much money do you make i don't make i don't make money
i don't have that how would you know about that and not try not do it you know what it's
money because your voice you know how many people love your little laugh if you voice know your little
laugh yeah you can be like oh my god you're something we won't judge you i'm gone i'm gone
we won't judge you i rizzi come on yeah no no but um i really wouldn't i would i would
No, but I did, I did look into it like in 2020.
2020.
You put a lot of things in perspective.
You have a job.
Hey, whatever you did in 2020, just know we were all going through.
You are all, those thoughts, those feelings, you're forgiven.
Even when you go out to heaven, your sitos and be like, oh, it's 2020.
2020.
Turn the blind eyes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, but I was looking into all the like, like the side hustle.
The side hustles, you know, those.
But I just didn't want to give no sugar.
You know, I'm not doing all that.
But I thought it's not sure.
Because see, that's what I'm saying.
There's two types.
I do not believe guys or like that they grow up.
I don't believe guys grow up.
First of all.
But I don't believe like the old fools are like, no, I just want you to just read.
Okay.
So.
So.
Okay.
So there was the ex owner of the Clippers, right?
That dude Donald Sterling.
Right?
So he had that girl V. Stiviano around.
And it was just.
his company like she said and he confirmed like that they supposedly they never slept together right
and that was the thing he's like no like he wouldn't even make me do that he just wanted me around
they just want company they just around they believe doing what just company so okay because like
like shout out not even shout out to that that was a whole crazy situation exactly i don't like that guy
that guy is but um like for example playboy guy was that phoeuvre it was kind of like or like he's not
really sleeping with him.
And then later on, once he passes the way, they're like, oh, no, the things he would make
us do.
Then they're, like, telling their story.
I don't know if maybe she's waiting RIP for him to go or there might be some type of
contract, but I'm very doubtful that he just wants you to sit there.
A cat could sit there.
Dang.
You're a smart lady, letty, because I would have fallen for it.
And you lie.
Yeah, okay, come here, baby girl.
I just want you to sit down next to me.
I love it.
Truly like innocent.
No, I really thought I'm like, oh my God.
Let me give you my fortune for you just to sit next to me.
No, Angie.
Why not?
People are lonely and they're rich.
They're old.
Maybe you know what I'm saying?
Even if you know what I'm saying?
It's not about me working.
No.
If I'm the dude.
Yeah, okay.
Oh, yeah.
It's not about if I work.
Work for your money, girl.
Yes.
I'm talking to you.
Can't sit on my lap
Let me
Don't feel like
I'm going to rest in that
Let me
Come sit next to me
That's going to be a big
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And there's Mother
For sure
Tell us
What you would tell
This girl, Darlene
We're assuming
That she still has
Intimant moments
It's essentially cheating
She's just cheating
On her
What O-Fools
I pay her
Very poorly
They pay her very poorly.
Because she says she's a sugar baby.
She makes 5K a month.
This is crazy.
That's not a month.
Maybe her man told her to stop because like, stop.
You're getting played out here.
You are getting scammed by these men.
Maybe she wasn't giving them 20%.
You're annoying.
What does that mean?
That he should take a little finder sphere, a little cut off the top.
Wow.
Okay.
So she has a man for six months.
They live together currently.
He told her, hey, stop with the sugar baby stuff.
She said she stopped, but she does.
Didn't. She still has multiple clients. It's a little side hustle. It's her it's her part-time job. Girl, get a part-time job. How about that?
Yeah. But she wants to know if she should tell him that she's still seeing these men. And by seeing, we mean seeing.
Yeah. Doing.
Little thing I like.
Darlene, Darlene, Darlene.
Use your finger.
Use your finger.
Darlene, I need you.
Oh, darn, stop me.
They fell in the toilet again.
You're such perfect.
This is like, just like Genevieve used to do.
My sweet old wharf.
I-195-215.
Please help us.
Help Charlene.
We're getting too much in the fantasy.
Oh, no, sick.
Hands on your knees, baby girl.
Hands on your knees.
All right, check this out.
the homie or need some help we need your help we need a line i mean phone line we got you for the
homie help line darlene i can help you out baby sir so hung girl darlene's getting that shrivel d and then
going back to her man oh wow all right darlene hit us up i don't know why you hit us up though you're
crazy you're crazy you're crazy girl there's no sugar daddy's here by the way no okay so darline hit us up
wants to be honest with her boyfriend for New Year.
Nice.
New Resolution.
Maybe I tell this for the truth.
I don't know.
So she has been a sugar baby.
We don't know how long she's been a sugar baby, but definitely at least since before she met this guy she's dating.
Her man.
Because when they started dating, he told her, Kay, can you stop that?
Can you stop being a sugar baby?
Can you stop having sugar daddy?
Like, I'm tired of seeing these weird contraptions.
Yeah.
And things going on.
And maybe he just thinks it's maybe he's a little.
little naiven it's just like that it's not it's just money it's just these creepy old man
they want to give me money yeah that dude the app that i remember was saying yeah want to want you
around like you guys were saying that's what i was thinking but she says she's using protection yeah
so that kind of leads us to believe like she's actually doing things with her many clients she says she
has different sugar daddies currently she told him that she stopped but she really didn't she makes about
five thousand dollars a year oh my god no a month a month a month
$5,000 a month.
Damn, a year.
Yeah.
Rollback prices.
Yeah.
And she has many clients and she's wondering, should she tell her man?
That essentially she's cheating on him.
Yeah.
For the low price, for the very low price.
How many sugar daddies you think she has?
I would say like three.
Yeah, because that's like 15 around there.
She needs enough time to, you know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, hi.
Spreder.
Angie.
I like that.
Shout to you, Angie.
Yeah.
And so she wasn't enough she's telling her man.
Everyone on social media is mad at her.
Yeah.
You're so mad.
Everyone's mad at her.
We can't be mad at her because she's the home girl, right?
Oh yeah.
We're on her side.
But all I kept thinking, I'm like, you a liar and a cheater and Charlene?
There is like one user that I saw.
It was probably her.
that said if he can't match your 5K
you should he shouldn't have no say
oh that rhymes
somebody told him that before yeah
can't match his 5K you have no say
I think
let me go talk to Herbert real quick
Herbert what's doing honey
dude
do I'm like a horse
he's got that thing on him
this is too much role playing
friends
yeah
yeah
but all right look if I were to help her
I would say don't
what?
You leave her alone.
I'm not going to help with money
just with that vise.
Okay, okay.
Oh, okay.
I thought you wanted to find out.
I would say, like, at least temporarily,
just buy him something nice with the money you're getting.
$5,000, you save it up for two months.
You could buy him a Rolex.
Because this is what guys do.
Yeah.
He's going to be.
He's going to find out, and then she's going to do this thing that what guys do.
You like that Rolex don't know, don't you?
Yeah.
You like that car you driving.
Don't you like this house that I put up, don't you?
Yes.
I love it.
All of a sudden, you have a problem with that.
Well, how I get it?
Yeah.
Because, look, once the guy secures the Rolex, it's fine.
You can walk away.
At least I got something.
Oh, okay.
You know what I'm saying?
No.
I don't think she's looking for that.
No.
I think she has to put a down payment on a Rolex if she's getting 5K a month from these guys.
I'm saying, you know what I'm saying?
Like, you know, she gets like the 38 M.M.
Or whatever.
Oh, my gosh.
All right.
Irene, who we got on the line?
We have George from Pekoyman on line 5.
All right.
Oh, George.
George?
Nah, that is foul.
George, you don't even say hello.
You're just like, no, that's crazy.
He said, nah.
What do you make in this whole situation, George?
This is foul.
Okay, she, you know, she can't be for the streets and then come back home.
Yeah.
That's got to be.
Yeah.
Like, this is more, this is more than just like being a sugar baby.
This is P. Estitution.
Yeah.
It is. It feels very prosty vibes, no?
Yeah, very lady of the night.
But loki, it's not.
During the day.
Yeah.
During the day.
It's crazy because it's not necessarily for the streets because I'm sure it's an old folks home.
Yeah.
It's very decent.
I'm sure there's like a nice.
Yeah.
No, not high end.
She's not for the street.
She's for the retirement home?
Yeah.
That's what you guys.
I'm thinking maybe she's in a big mansion when she goes to.
Not for the private.
5,000 a month.
If she's in a big mansion, she should be getting 5K for a home.
one sugar then.
Yeah.
You're right.
A visit.
You're right.
Yeah.
Your price is way too low.
You need to cut it.
That's crazy.
I think she's selling herself a little short, no?
A lot short.
Oh, that was your joke?
Oh, God.
I wish I knew a sugar baby.
Yeah.
Call in.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, I feel like we've, no, because if you call in, we're just going to give you old man
voice.
Is this what you hear, baby girl?
Angie, that's your old man of voice
I was trying, but it sounds creepy, huh?
That sounds like an old creepy deal.
You sound like,
don't look at me little puppy.
That's who you sounded like,
old man and voice is
like this baby girl.
Oh, you need to say get naked.
Do you just say get naked?
No, I said, oh, you need to shake it.
Go, go, go, go, go.
You need to shake it.
I sound really sick.
All right.
Maybe that's what he said,
is she thought he said get naked
and then there, no.
I mean, you still got to give that app name out.
People are asking for that.
I got to find it again.
I mean,
and that's all they want.
Yeah, they just want voice notes.
Supposedly.
Well, I don't know.
You guys try it.
Voice notes are the New Niagara, apparently.
All they need.
A1852059.
How would you help, darling?
We're still helping the home guy.
I feel like we have no help for her.
We still haven't helped her.
We're trying, though.
We're just judging and laughing at her so far.
All right, this topic just got unfun for me.
I was having so much fun
doing my little old man voice.
That was awesome.
I got to call you guys
during the song.
Incredible call.
My dad called me.
How sweet.
You know, and he's like,
I'm listening to the radio.
I would love to have a sugar girl.
He says,
he said.
He said he wants to help a sugar girl.
Oh, help a sugar girl.
Oh, no, he's just a helpful guy.
Dad.
He's just a helpful guy.
No, you're not, dad.
Leave that for the last.
ladies back in Juanojato and that's why you even go like 70 times a year to go visit.
Yes.
Dad, stop.
Well, thank you for listening to me, by the way.
We're talking to help this girl, Darlene.
Darlene is a sugar baby.
And we also, we got some valid points during the break.
Yeah.
We were looking at our comments and someone said, how do you know these sugar daddies are old?
Yeah, we don't know.
We don't know.
We just assume.
It's fun.
Mostly.
We're stereotyping.
It's better that way.
Yeah.
Please, come on.
Yeah, come on.
Yeah.
He's like, it could be a young full of bread.
Mm.
Very rare.
Yeah.
Then that feels very prosy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's almost like.
Then at that point, you're cheating and you're just like pays you.
That's it.
Yeah.
It's like, it's a little bit of a different dynamic.
It's a little bit.
It's a weird.
It's kidding.
Cheating that's worth it.
Oh.
I mean, no cheating is worth it.
Yeah, Irene.
Okay.
Thank you.
Okay.
No cheating, y'all.
Let's get into this story.
She said she's been with her man for six months.
They started living together in November.
When they got together, he knew she was a sugar baby.
She has clients.
She has Zettis.
And he said, hey, no more.
Stop that.
She said, okay, but she never stopped.
So she wants to know if she should tell him that this 5K a month that she's getting on the side is coming from her side Zettis.
Should she tell him?
Everyone's saying no.
Everyone's saying, leave him.
You're for the streets.
You don't deserve him.
You don't deserve him. He don't deserve you.
He don't deserve you.
And those prices is horrendous.
Yeah.
How do you have many clients?
Someone's like, dude, do only feet.
Like Uber, girl.
Like, please do something because this 5K a month?
Yeah.
Not where we live.
No, not, yeah.
They are getting a deal on you.
Did you come with a Groupon or something?
How do they find you?
For the low, low price.
For the very low price.
Right?
Okay, she wants to know she should tell her man.
Irene, who got on the line, Mama, Sita?
We have Cunella from L.A.
On line three.
On line three.
Hey.
What's up, baby girl? How are you, Cunella?
I'm doing pretty good, and you guys.
I just want to tell Irene.
Did I say it right?
All is talking on there, writing letters and being fake.
Keep it real.
Be a woman.
Be 100.
Tell your man because you know that you ain't going to stop doing things that you're doing.
Because you're young.
And you're trying to be in a woman, take a woman's place.
If you want to be a real woman, keep it 100 and be real.
Yeah.
Just tell them.
I feel like she doesn't want to lose out on, like, the...
Lose out of what?
What if she's losing out of the money?
But I think she doesn't want to lose out on, like, the actual normal relationship that she has.
Everything else is business?
She's a young one, yeah, but she wants to play the part as a woman.
Be real and keep it real and go get your money.
Come on.
You're doing what you're doing.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, that's valid.
So in this situation, if you had many clients and then you had your man at home,
would you tell him or would you keep a secret?
I would tell him because sooner than down the line is going to come.
He's going to find out.
Yeah.
By your mood, when the time you come home, what you're doing, your whole vibe, your attitude.
How you smell.
He knows.
Yeah.
He's going to know.
Yeah.
He's going to find out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's going to look through your.
typewriter and see that they're faxing you stuff.
Do they use text?
Your fax machines?
Yeah, he's looking through your phone.
They're not going to find you looking through your phone. They're not a text.
You'd be like, hey, why's your phone having such big print?
There's a city pigeon.
Your beeper's going on.
There's a pony outside.
It says pony express.
Came with a scroll.
They sent you a handwriting letter.
Hey, shout out Cunella, man.
Loki, I thought she was gangmaning on you, Irene.
I mean, Darlene.
She meant Darlene.
She's like, yeah, Irene, be a grown woman.
I know, I do.
Irene, what you do?
I know.
I was like, Irene, what you do?
And then I was like, oh, wait, no, she meant her.
I thought I, like, her name wrong because you know why he's missing up everybody's name.
And I was like, oh, no.
And then I was like, oh, she had that A-SPRAs.
Because honestly, the only thing you could do worse than cheat on your man with a bunch of old fools that don't pay you really good.
Yeah.
Is lie to him.
Oh, lie about it.
It's a lie to him.
Oh, that's a double combo.
That's what Darlene said.
Like, it's not worth a lie.
Be a woman.
Not only did you do all this, but you lied about it.
But you lied about it.
Yeah.
Here I thought you were working at the crisper cream.
Well.
You were just getting cream.
Okay, Irene.
I'm going to go to Zonnie.
You're in trouble, power of six.
Be a real woman, Irene.
Love you so much.
Sambra Sala with Anchi.
Okay, Victor.
Be honest.
What?
Why me?
Oh.
Because this is something you would definitely do.
I don't know what it is, but I agree.
Yeah.
Did you hook up with your ex at New Year's Eve?
No.
Did you spugged the block?
No.
Did you spud the block?
Say it again.
Say it again.
I said that you spun the block.
Do you know what you?
I spit.
Okay.
It wasn't like past tense, but.
I did not spend the block.
Did you spin the block?
No, new year, new me.
You know what I'm saying?
New situations.
Okay.
You know who did?
Who?
Cardi B, you guys.
Oh, La Cari.
Because remember how last month I was telling you how she went off on Offset on Night July?
Yeah.
I thought they were done, done.
Me too.
After that live when she was like yelling at it and really mad.
Courage.
She was saying like, hey, I'm single, you guys.
No longer with Offset.
Well, you know.
New Year's.
Eve happened and apparently
New Year's Eve they had like an event where they were
set to perform same hotel
same but different venues
so she was supposed to be like performing
at the pole side and
offset at the nightclub they're both in
Miami right both in Miami same
same hotel that probably was booked when
they were together oh for sure it was yeah and so
that's what I was thinking I'm like because when
she had posted a photo where she's like what's love
got to do with it and I'm like oh
she's telling us like no don't even think about it
this is not that like we were probably
booked before and we had this is obligatory right yeah we already signed the
and then loki she probably wanted to see him and he probably wanted to see her but like to
show how like bomb she looked because she looked bomb she did New Year's Eve who she had the dress
with the little yeah those weird yeah slits and yeah all over her body yeah she looked
she looked great yeah but you know what they were seen after that performance they were
seen together clubbing like they were on their own back in their vibe yeah they were back in their
vibe yeah throwing money yeah yeah together you see a couple
power.
Oh, power couple.
A couple power.
Oh, New Year, New Say me.
Do you see how she was with her man and not her family?
Yeah.
See how they both ditch their families?
Okay, but it's different because they were both working.
You'll hear later, but Angie, um...
I was New Year's Eve by myself.
That might be a good debate to have.
Is New Year's a couple's holiday or a family holiday?
Like, if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend,
do you spend it with them or do you spend it with your family?
Angie chooses to play Loteria and throw lentils at herself with her family over having your first ever New Year's kiss with your boyfriend.
I still haven't had a New Year's kiss.
That is so crazy.
Bray.
When was your first New Year's kiss big?
Did it happen in a jumper?
No.
Whoa.
I was probably like 15, 16.
15.
Damn.
You were young.
Yeah, I told my parents I was going to.
go hang out my cousin but i went to this girl's house oh my god your cousin are you sure
oh my my homey cousin that drove kiss your cousin no it's because my cousin Kevin had a car
cousin Kevin and he could drive me around and did he have a sister no no your cousin Kevin doesn't have a
sister he does oh what's her name darling no
my cousin too.
Okay.
But back to
Cardi B.
Yeah, back to Cardi B.
She received
a lot more than just a kiss, you guys.
Because she said
that she hooked up with him.
Wow, she just said it like that.
With her ex, listen.
Was I clubbing
with my baby father yesterday?
Yes.
Then I got down yesterday?
Absolutely, baby.
Yeah, I can use your rose on New Year Z.
I need something on New Year Z.
I thought we was biving yesterday.
We had a good time.
Told you.
Wow.
See Angie?
And there goes you.
And then there goes to be.
Does anyone want to play operation?
I'm throwing lentils on my head.
I was playing an operation.
Did you get your grapes?
Are you going to use, are you going to get your suitcase and walk around the blog?
I did.
Meanwhile, Cardi is having the time of life with her ex.
And your man?
Where was he?
At home.
He called me and he was, he watched me on FaceTime,
picking up lentils.
sleeping the floor.
It should have been me.
She has a thing where she keeps me away during moments that we shouldn't be away.
I don't know.
I didn't know that was like a couple things with you.
Yes, absolutely.
And he makes that with her palm.
I don't even make up with anyone.
You don't kiss anyone?
No.
Like even the...
No.
Nothing.
That's why I told you guys.
Like, to me, it was just like, oh, I'm just by my family.
Meanwhile, over here.
Meanwhile, like,
She's getting
just getting down, you know?
I would like it if they get to
if that helps them.
They stayed together.
It seems like they haven't for a long time
because they, it seems like she's like
for a while we haven't been together.
Yeah, a couple months.
He's probably been really busy
with the new album, things like that.
Fate brought them back together.
You know what I'm saying?
No, but you know what?
One thing that she made it clear
saying that we are not together.
We're not back together.
I heard that before.
Yeah.
No, Felicity.
Are you saying?
now during?
No, but listen.
Just so you know, we're not getting that together.
Cool, give me a warm top.
This means nothing.
You're like, yeah, yeah, whatever.
Yeah, sure, sure.
No, she's going to yell at you the way that she yelled at her fans because her fans were saying the same thing.
She was going in on her fans because the fans were saying like, oh, she took him back.
Listen.
Did I say on my mouth I was back with somebody?
So why the fuck is y'all talking shit for?
What the fuck y'all keep bothering me for?
Huh?
my own fucking fan base.
I don't see nobody talking shit,
but my own fucking fan base.
Can I confirm all this?
Angie, I know that you, like, blocked her,
but there's an echo in that house.
Well, I did.
I did block her.
But you hear her.
She's mad.
Don't be saying that.
She's not back with offset.
Unless I said it.
Yeah.
She made it clear.
Her word said this,
but action said different.
Yeah.
I'm just going to believe Cardi.
Yeah, I'm with Carnegie.
If she didn't say it,
she's not what I can.
Exactly.
Honestly.
Because then that will.
Make him think that he's back with her and that she's forgiving him, but he probably has work to do.
He has work to do.
A lot work to do.
Yeah.
But this is a start and this means that if they're getting back together, anybody can spun the block.
Oh my.
I try to say past tense.
Get over.
Yeah.
I mean, honestly, like, I thought it was a rap for me and Hello Kitty and all these different girls.
No, you're not offset.
Now I'm just like.
And it would be more about, I think for Cardi, she's like, this was for me.
Yeah.
I wanted this on New Year's.
is not, just like...
That's how starts.
Yeah, listen to her.
I'll be for you, girl.
That's how you feel like?
That's okay.
Thank you for that update, Angie.
So they did hook up, but they're not together.
I believe you party.
Yeah, she's just saying, you know what?
We are going to work it out.
We're going to go to therapy, but I'm not back.
She said that?
She was saying that they're trying to work it out.
See?
But they're not back together.
Not yet.
She just got...
Spunned up black.
Spun the block.
Spond up black.
All right.
That's it for sobras salavras salavrati by a local,
Southern California Toyota dealers.
I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings.
I'm Power 106.
I feel like Spoon the block is right.
I said it past tense.
Call it.
Have you ever spun the block?
Is that what she said?
But I think you asked it different.
Yeah, she said it in a different way.
Okay, but I was right.
Is Cardi B.
Oh, she said, did you?
Did you?
Did you swim the block?
I know, it's okay.
There's nothing around with you.
It says.
It's English.
English.
Who made any sense how they did anyway.
English is backwards.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
How are you getting rid of your Christmas trees?
Oh, Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree.
How are you getting rid of your Christmas tree?
We just let it try out.
It better be the right way because yes, there is a right way.
Really?
And you're probably doing it wrong.
You're probably doing it wrong.
You got a light a match?
No.
Victor.
Oh, no.
Okay, never mind.
Dude, I was watching these videos on TikTok.
TikTok shows me a lot about how there's like aphids on some Christmas trees that are real.
Wait, wait.
You see, that isn't that crazy?
Aphids, Aphids, Aphids, Aphids, Aphids, Aphids.
The ones that lady's a lot.
But there's Christmas tree ones.
Because literally, if they're real trees, they're going to go get them for real.
Like, they're going to get a real tree.
Real trees have real life in them.
Crazy.
I thought it was just my tree.
No, it didn't exist just to be like your tree, right?
Yeah.
And there's videos of people finding little aphids on the floor of their house.
And they're little black.
They kind of look like ticks almost.
But they're really in the tree.
And then once you start inspecting your tree, you see them all over.
And Loki, it's not their bad.
They were just chilling on a tree.
The tree got cut.
And then you had it.
Nope.
They got to go.
Once I trim it and it's in my head.
There's also videos of people.
This is crazy.
I'm pretty sure you know Irene.
Praying mantises love Christmas trees for laying their eggs.
Oh.
So they're literally laying egg in a Christmas tree or like a cocoon or whatever.
And it'll probably look like an ornament kind of blending in with a tree or whatever.
And if you put your Christmas tree in your freaking living room, all of a sudden you have eight, like thousands of little praying mantises being born in your house.
Rubbing their hands together, little freaks.
All of that.
I was watching.
I'm telling you, I was doing a lot of TikTok watching.
And one of the comments was like, this happened to me eight years ago.
I still find praying mantises in my house from that tree to this day.
That's cool.
Yeah, it's crazy.
I don't need no bugs life going on in my.
And they don't need no human life with sparkly lights and tinsel.
I paid $150 for that tree.
Y'all need to leave.
Y'all pay no rent in this house.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, but it's creepy,
the creepy crawly vibes.
I don't know why I never thought that they would come in a tree.
It's very obvious.
That thought has never occurred to me that I'm bringing actual like life in there.
Until I saw those videos, I thought they, like, chopped them and then they, like, sanitized it.
Right.
And I was like, okay, cool.
And then I saw those videos and I was like, oh, hell, no, I'm never getting in a real.
What they do have, like, at the lots is a vibrator.
Whoa.
For trees.
And it shakes the bugs up.
And it shakes the tree.
Like, it shakes it crazy.
Like, it vibrates.
And, like, it's supposed to shake out the life in it.
Like, they're going to run away.
Why are you doing that?
Praying.
Praying.
They rub their hands together really fast.
Oh, yeah.
That's why they got their name praying because they're looking.
They look like they're praying.
But they're not.
Yeah.
But they're not.
They're praying.
But they're shaking the tree.
Okay.
Yeah, isn't that crazy?
But yes, if you do have a real tree, this is how you get, please get rid of it responsibly.
I personally wait.
I have a fake one, but I would wait till the sixth because we have Kings Day, the Adel de los Reyes.
That's coming up on the sixth where you shop a bread.
Hopefully you don't get a baby.
No.
Baby Jesus.
What happens if you get the baby again?
You have to host the next party in February.
Second.
Yeah.
Yeah, but then there's like three babies in there.
Yeah, it's a setup.
I think it's a setup too.
Yeah, but apparently the person that gets or the people that get the little baby,
it's supposed to be good luck and it's going to be a good year for you.
I've never heard that, Angie.
I've never heard that either.
I got the baby last year.
And you never did the next.
But you never did the night.
You did the party?
The next party.
Oh, it's because you guys forgot.
You're supposed to do tamales February 2nd.
Yeah.
What is February 2nd that you're supposed to do tamales for in our culture, which I don't understand.
It means something, but I don't.
know something else happened on February 2nd yeah in the Bible what happened okay so
my dad's from in Mexico he's from Guanajato they have the festival for La Vita
that time February 2nd is but I don't think it's the same as yeah wow look at us
look at us using our technology before we'd have to use encyclopedias and and just ask
our angels for answers and just wonder my ex's birthday damn which
Which one?
Hello kitty?
Chicken nugget?
Oh, the one from Texas?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Why did you guys bring that up?
We did it.
Wait, before I tell you had to dispose of a Christmas tree, let me tell you about this disposal of his ex that's not really, he's not, he's not disposing of her properly.
He never does.
So we post something.
Oh, yeah.
For our podcast about Vic and girls.
On Christmas.
It was something you related, right?
It was something you related and girl related.
Yeah.
And she comments like, oh, you're never going to learn Vic or something.
Yeah.
And then he, what did you comment back?
I said, uh, leave me alone or what did I say?
No, I think he said like an emoji or something.
Oh yeah, I think I said an emoji and then I told her Merry Christmas.
And she said Merry Christmas to you.
Oh my gosh.
But like one of these videos is not big talking nice about a girl.
Oh, it's the girls that called each other on the phone.
It's him talking about how he was messing with a girl and had a main girl and a side girl at the same time they got on the phone.
So imagine his ex being like, oh, you'll never learn.
Merry Christmas.
you know she's about to come back in his life.
It's about to be season five of chicken a gay.
We're going to spun the blocks.
It's dope.
How do you feel about that?
It was weird, but you know what?
Like, I just feel like she, like, like, she does keep tabs on me because it'll be certain things.
Like, she actually commented on, like, our YouTube video as well.
And then, like, you know what I'm saying?
It's little stuff like that.
Oh, she's active.
Yeah, like she's paying attention to what's going on.
on you know what I'm saying so it's like
she likes you
whatever yeah okay well here's how to
properly dispose of a Christmas tree
you guys
yeah I just learn how to properly dispose of things so
please teach me definitely there's a 24
hour customer care center number
that you can call so they can pick it up because you can't
just be leaving it outside
yeah okay
that's dangerous 1-800 7773
2489 okay if you really want your stuff
to be picked up
they do say
On actual days of collection days, put your tree outside, don't put it out for the whole week before.
Then a raccoon's going to go in there.
Yeah, that's smart.
Say the number?
I saw that on TikTok too.
1-800-773-2489.
If you want to put it outside, call that number.
They'll come through and pick it up.
They do say take out the decorations.
The tree stands.
Don't be putting it out there with a tree stand.
Damn.
Is it free?
So many rules.
Yeah.
It's free.
Angie, your dad's a tree trimmer.
Yeah, he's just going to get the chains and go.
Does he deal with trees?
No, not, no.
He doesn't do anything.
Usually people just put them outside.
That's what I see a lot.
There's no purpose for them after like they are being, like they've been used.
I don't think no.
You know my sister has a stupid question.
So stop going back to her.
Stop before.
Yeah, trees is girls.
Girls is trees.
What did your sister ask?
Oh, she asked such as dumb question.
She's just like, oh, well, can we like plant a tree and then we can have this treat for next year?
We're like, no.
No.
How did she seven?
No.
She's like in her 40s.
And she has like question.
Oh, she is going to turn 40 on dinner.
That's a Luisito Jorhito question.
Oh, my God.
And when you say, she was serious.
We all looked at her like, are you serious?
Like, this is a.
There's no roots.
Stupid question, girl.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, just say you know.
What was the number?
I'll tell you with the numbers, baby girl.
If you need your tree picked up, this is.
the proper way to dispose of Christmas tree.
I would wait till the sixth.
Yeah.
But people are throwing them out now.
The seventh.
It's a little too early.
It's like it still feels holiday-ish.
Even Angie taking the antlers off her car is a trip to me.
It made me.
Yeah.
She took the antlers off her car.
We still have the lights up.
Oh, we too.
And we still light them up.
Okay.
1-800-773, 24-89.
This is 24-hour customer care center too.
That's crazy.
Hey, can you pick up my tree at 3 a.m.?
Pick it up now.
Yeah.
All right.
Keep here.
It's probably 106.
We love you.
