Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep.131 (01/09/24)
Episode Date: January 9, 2024The Brown Bag Mornings crew calls out Vic for being notorious for leaving people outside of the clubs or events. We try to help the the homegirl get her girls trip and we find out who the real big dog... is with an old fashioned burpee contest See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Power 106 bruv.
It's the number one for hip-hop.
Good morning.
That's Central C.
And I'm Leti.
And who are you?
What's your name, Maximum?
Oh, okay.
And what's your name over there?
I'm Vic.
Hi, Vic.
And I'm Angie.
You're Angie.
And who's that over there?
Who's that?
The one and only.
Greg C is back in the building.
I'm alive.
I'm here.
Barely.
Bro, the vid almost got you.
What happened?
I was down bad, man.
I was going crazy.
I was stuck in my room for like six days.
I was like, oh my God.
Fourth day in, I was like, yeah, get me out of here.
You know you only had to be stuck for three days, right?
No, I was bad.
I was actually, I was sick, sick.
No, because initially you're like, oh, it's just body.
Yeah.
No, I couldn't get out of bed at all.
I would try, I would just drop straight to my bed.
It was bad.
You're like nine days late for work.
Yeah, I know, yeah.
Like, that's crazy.
Not even maximal.
I was, yeah, I was just, I couldn't do it.
I was, I couldn't do it at all.
I was like trying to be out.
I was like, I'm a man.
Yeah, I got this.
Vick says nothing lets you know you're single more than when you get sick and no one's there to help you.
My homie said that.
He was like, hey, is this your first time being single and sick?
I'm like, yeah?
He's like, good luck.
Yeah.
I'm like, what do you mean?
Good luck.
He's like, it's different.
Yeah.
But my mom loves me.
Like, my mom's here to take care of me.
I'm like, no, no, no.
I swear my friend texting me that.
He's like, good luck, bro.
I didn't get it at first.
And then when you're there by yourself in the fourth day, it's like, I get it.
You start thinking about settling down.
It might not be so bad.
What do you think if she was here?
What would normally happen if you're sick?
I would get food.
I would get calls.
You know,
you're doing so good.
It's fine.
You know,
I had to lay there in bed in silence.
At one point,
I was watching Tom Brady highlights at one point.
I don't watch football.
I don't know what I was doing with my life.
I swear,
I was watching Tom Brady highlights.
I don't know.
But you're back now.
I'm back.
I'm happy to be back.
Yes.
Your taste is all intact.
I don't know about that one.
Well,
I know.
I've seen the girls you like.
Yeah, exactly.
But, like, I'm talking about, like, mouth taste.
Oh, yeah.
I'm having my cookies, my coffee.
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There's National Days today.
You guys, ready?
Ready.
Yes.
All right.
But you have to participate.
Okay.
No unparticipating.
It's National Law Enforcement Appreciation Day
Yeah, cool
Say something nice about a cop right now
I'm not by my camera
Say something nice about a cop right now
Thank you for protecting us
They say something nice about a cop
They let me go every time I say what I did wrong
They can't ask that anymore
Every time I finish on myself
They can't ask that anymore
Edgy say something nice about a cop
Ahs, you know what? No, no no
They gave me a sticker batch when I was little
Oh yeah!
Greg, say something nice about your friend Will.
I love all my friends, my good friends that are cops,
and serving and protecting the community.
Appreciate every single one of you guys.
Irene, say how you like a man in uniform.
I do like a man to uniform.
Say something nice about a cop and hemmed.
Not an hammet.
Well, they let me go the other day, like a few weeks ago.
No way.
Why?
Remember my story?
No.
Yeah.
Tell me again.
After Greg's...
She went to my house.
Yeah.
Your home girl's pull off inside the road.
Yeah, her home girl was yacking.
Throwing up.
Yeah, one time I stopped a cop.
What?
Yeah, it was really cool.
What do you mean?
And he got scared, and then he was like, I could have shot you.
And I was like, whoa.
So thank you for not shooting me, cup.
It was, it was raining.
It was on the 118, and there was like a turn.
Like, there's a turn on the freeway.
And I was, like, driving him for something, for some reason, I looked in my rear view.
And I saw a car veer off.
the road like veer off the freeway like he crashed but I'm like I saw it in my rear
view like you know like seeing it crash and I was like oh my god what I do what I do
and then there was the speeding cop the one that's outside checking a little a little bit
further I saw him and I'm like oh I should tell him what I just saw so I passed him already
because he was doing the this so I passed him already and then I park and then I walk to him
so he's his back is towards me and he has a little speeding gun at all the cars and I tapped
and was like, hey, and he turned around like with gun, like his hat on his holster.
He caught him slipping, that's why.
Yeah, I definitely caught him slipping.
Let me, that's so dangerous.
There's no 4 foot 11 like, hey, you know, I just saw a car accident over there.
And he's like, I could have shot you.
That's like, oh, wow.
That's his first reaction is to shoot somebody?
That's pretty bad.
Yes, because is that something like that would happen.
Oh, yeah, good things.
Yeah, it's got to think if that happens, it would probably be loki a hit.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, hey, what's up, bro?
You went up on my blind side.
I saw you my blind side.
inside let me.
You know what I told me?
You're like,
do you know why I'm tapping you today?
Y'all don't know why I stopped you?
Yep.
Yeah, that's dangerous.
You're really like,
yeah.
When I was like helpful,
like I need to help.
Someone just crashed.
Maybe I could save their life
by telling this cop right here
versus calling and another,
like them taking a while.
Yeah,
it's a valley.
They take a while.
You're the good Samaritan
that like this community needs.
Yeah.
Me?
No,
I'm saying, I'm saying,
I'm coming in my like,
hey man,
I saw something crazy in my rearview.
Yeah.
You were just saying it?
I'm just talking about it
I never stopped.
And Angie, what do you do when you see something on the side of the road?
Someone else's problem.
I literally seen her laugh.
I'm like, oh, man, I hope someone helps them.
She says, sucks to suck.
Yeah.
It's true.
Did he do anything after?
He's speeding.
He told me, okay, thank you and stuff like that.
He just stood there.
I know he was like, who, when he didn't get that training again.
Right.
Yeah, something was up.
But, yeah, that's what I did.
All right.
Shout to you.
Like, shout out to national.
I think we did a good job.
Yeah.
The sticker one?
The sticker.
The sticker.
And I got a ride home from them too.
What happened?
I told you I locked myself out of the car outside of a concert.
Oh, I thought this was when you were little.
No.
Yeah, when your Tia left you or?
Oh, no, no, no.
This was when I was grown.
Oh, no.
The stickers?
Yeah, that's when I was little.
Oh, okay.
When I got a ride home, I was like 24.
They used to give Dodger cards too.
No, they used to.
Yeah.
That's cool.
Yeah.
All right.
That was really fun.
Say something nice about a cop today.
I challenge you.
Look, keep it here because on the way we have simp or Pimp,
Maximo, what's going down inside Simper, Pimp?
Leti.
Maximo.
Lettie.
Man.
Matti.
I didn't really have a teaser here, but it's coming up.
All right.
All the way, keep it here.
Simp.
Or Pimp.
Simp.
Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip.
Happy new Simp.
Selina Gomes.
Selina Gomez.
What?
What?
You have been nominated.
Oh.
Has a potential?
She's going to do this whole Instagram rant about you
and she's going to say,
hey, I'm not going to be on social meeting anymore.
Yeah, because of you.
Not even me.
Saluna Gomez was at the Golden Globes,
and we all know.
Yeah, she was part of the Cheezma Table with Taylor Swift.
I love it.
However, after the show,
she posted a photo with her fairly new boyfriend,
Benny Blanco.
Many Blanco.
But.
Which sounds like a cartel name.
Yeah.
It's way hard.
And maybe that's it.
It's way harder than then.
It's like, this is what.
I ordered, this is what I got.
Then you Blanco just like sets you up.
Right.
Then you see the fool.
Yeah.
And he's pretty, he's funny.
Like, he's a funny dudes.
And I think humor always is like a way you get to go.
And he has hits.
On Dave.
Yeah?
He has hits too.
Oh, yeah.
He's a writer.
Like, he writes songs.
Yeah.
But in the, in the photo, she captioned, I won.
And it was a picture of her kissing him.
And it was like, you know, a little romantic notebook type photo in the ring kind of thing.
But at the Golden Globes.
Yeah.
She was nominated for only murders in the building or that Hulu show that she had.
But she didn't win.
But she didn't win.
But she did win.
Oh, but she still won.
Lhasa battle won the war.
Looking full.
Yeah.
But he makes music, right?
Yeah, he makes music.
He's funny?
He's pretty funny.
Like, how funny?
I liked him on Dave.
Like, he was just.
Oh, on Dave.
Oh, so like, little dicky funny.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He fit perfectly in right there.
However, he's a pretty funky-looking dude.
He's a very funky-looking dude.
He's a very funky-looking dude.
Play that fucking movie
In the show Dave
He actually makes fun of himself
Or maybe it was the writers whoever
But he delivered it well
He said he looks like a cross between
His words
Danny Devedo and Andre the Giant
Oh my God
That's why he kind of looks familiar
Andre the Giant
You know already Andre the Giant
What that looks like
Yes
Daddy DeVito
Yeah
Crazy
That is true
Yeah
That is true
I'm looking at a picture right now.
You're not wrong.
Yeah.
No, he said to himself.
That's why like, I dig the self-awareness, like 10 points for that.
And you know what?
Like, I'm sure he's a good guy.
Yeah.
Is that what she tells your friends?
But people say that he's not a good guy because people have said that he's talked mean about her.
Right?
Yeah, before in an interview.
He's talking mean about her.
And then also he was Justin Bieber's friend and all of that stuff, right?
But she is happy and love.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe DeLulu?
Yeah.
And you know what's funny is all the comments to the I-1 post is like, girl, no one is competing with you.
Of course you win when it's just you in the category and in the race.
You're the only one in the arena right now.
I don't think I've ever seen that as much as I've seen that to that photo.
Because she was flexing.
Like, this is my man, this is me.
And then watch her reading that.
Like, I'm the only one competing.
You mean?
Not you mean?
Yeah.
No one's enough.
Yeah.
So that's why he was so available all the time.
she's not realizing it
like cool
wait a minute
that's like so attentive
yeah there's no line
I didn't have to get a number
nothing
this is not the caniserea
walk right in
yeah walk right in
got service
crazy
you know usually you think like
oh it's because he has money
but she has money
yeah she's rich
because I know earlier
Maximo asked the girls
like would you rather
an ugly rich full
or a fine poorful
right
yeah
and it's like yeah
but it also depends
on who you are
right because she's not in need at all oh I think she might be in need no she's
he already made the liver kidney joke already yeah he has one she doesn't no idea
I was gonna say that oh then what I didn't want to kick down no in need you have a dude
because she got this guy what might see would get out your biggest fear became your reality
I don't think Benny Blog goes funny?
I don't like this.
All right.
But is she simp or Pimp for winning?
Winning her man.
And posting it and all that good stuff.
Winning by default, really.
And that's what makes it sim.
Because if people were fighting for it,
then it'd be like, oh, yeah, damn, you won, like,
Pimp.
It's like we won Best Morning Show on Power 106.
Yeah.
We only morning show.
We're only morning show on Power 106.
But we won
But we won
We won!
Yeah, that's like
You brag about winning
When there's like real adversity
Yeah
Like remember when Offs says like
I won
You know when he got his girl back
Like this is like
You just won but by default
Yeah
Her friends are like
We're happy for you
That's cool
I guess
Yeah
As long as you're happy
Yeah
As long as you're happy girl then
Oh my god
Her friends find out
A separate group chat
That's same thing
I can't believe
You see that
He had his feet out
at the Laker game too?
Yeah.
I don't know what.
They were court-side.
Yeah, they were court-side.
And he had his feet out on the court.
Like he had no socks, no shoes.
Oh, because he had sandals?
He had loafers.
Bro.
Yeah.
How dare he?
He still bags Selena Gomez.
So there's hope for me then, I guess.
Yeah.
I guess.
Why are you saying like that, Mac you know?
You sim.
Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip.
Sip, Sip.
Sip, Sip.
Let me hear it. Scrolling his neck.
It's power.
Scrolling with the homies.
Drag is back!
It's so great to hear that again.
We are complete.
Yeah, we are.
We are.
We are.
I love it.
It feels so good to be back in this room in here.
You make me come.
Yeah, I was, hey, yo.
Whoa, whoa.
I'm singing a song.
You guys know it.
You make me complete.
Oh.
You make me completely.
miserable.
In my mind, it's like,
reunited.
Do you know that song?
And it feels so good.
That was a better one.
Reunited.
Yeah.
All right, we back.
We back.
We're scrolling with the homies.
Okay, talk to me about scrolling, Greg.
What happened?
Letty.
This guy got himself stuck in a situation at a party
that he couldn't get himself out of.
Oh, no.
I don't know exactly what this thing is that he's stuck in.
It's like a huge vase.
Oh, like literally so.
Oh, I saw this video.
He's actually stuck in a vase, but it's like a big one.
I guess you put like big plants in or whatever.
This is one of those dumb ideas.
Have you ever had a dumb idea?
And you're like, hey, I want to see if I can fit in there.
Yeah, exactly.
Why do we have those dots?
I don't know.
I was looking at the video, I'm like, that's pretty big vase.
But how do you get stuck in a vase that big?
So he got stuck in a big vase and someone's backyard.
So it feels like a backyard vase, like for the backyard plant.
Exactly.
So it's at a backyard party.
He steps in, but he can't get out.
Get out.
And people's reaction to this are the most hilarious thing.
Let me play this for you.
I'm doing it.
You got it, you got it.
You can do it.
You really can.
Look, you got to pull your body out home.
His knees are hitting.
Oh, they're trying to help him.
They're trying to help him.
And he's mad.
He's mad that he got stuck in a vase.
Exactly.
But he got himself in that vase.
Yeah, he's in there because of himself.
And so he's, like, yelling at everybody and mad at everybody that he's stuck in the vase.
No, I get why.
because it's like when everybody's telling you
the most obvious thing,
well just take your hand out,
take your leg out.
And so he's over.
We just stand up.
There's a girl in the video.
Everybody keeps roasting her
because she's just like,
yeah,
just get up.
Just get up.
You can barely hear her
in the back of the video,
but in the back she's like,
get up, it's fine.
And you know what's funny is that
it's someone's vase
because they're like,
I'm not breaking that vase.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because the easy answer is break the vase.
I'm breaking that base so fast.
It's huge.
So he's mad that the vase is more important
to whoever's house that is.
than him and being not stuck.
I'll roll into a wall to break it.
Yeah, there was like a group of people around him
trying to get him out and they had to chisel him out or something like that.
Bro.
Have you ever gotten stuck somewhere?
Legit, you got stuck.
I'm going to tell you a funny story.
I didn't get stuck, but my cousin got stuck.
Your cousin got stuck.
Yeah, my dad lived in Vegas when we had a jacuzzi.
And she was doing handstands in the jacuzzi.
And at one point she's like kicking the water, kicking the water.
Like going crazy
We're like, all right, cool, we get you.
Like, you're going to get it.
We saw it.
And we're all standing around looking at her
and we're like, oh my God, she's drowning.
No way.
Her hair got stuck in the jacuzzi.
Oh, like a little vent that was in the bottom of it.
Her hair got stuck in it.
Oh, my God, Greg, that's scary.
That's so scary.
My uncle grabbed her and yanked her out.
Oh, that hurt.
I was drowning and I couldn't get your attention.
Well, yeah, you're underwater.
We thought you were just doing a handstand.
Did her hair above?
Her little.
bit of a hair red bottle.
Oh, that's so scary.
But she probably she just needed that pool because there's no way, like, you know,
water like it all.
And then you can't even like kind of pull yourself out because you're getting like
sucked in at the same time.
Exactly.
We thought she was like, why are we get it?
We're cool.
Like cool.
Nice.
Stop showing off.
She's over here.
That's crazy.
That's worse in line.
My sister got stuck at San Anita, the San Anita Park where they race the horses.
They have a fountain.
But to get to like to see, like there's a fence around the fountain so you don't fall in.
Yeah.
But my sister like put her.
head in and then she couldn't get it out.
Like, so they had to call like everybody.
Yeah.
What is it about that as human beings?
Yeah, we love to just put our heads through fencing.
My sister, the same thing.
No way.
Like, what?
Like at my dad's house, there's like a staircase and then you put in your like your head
in between there, right?
Like because it's like there's enough space but like I don't know, does my head fit?
Right.
But the only way you could find out is if you do it.
Right.
So she like stuck her head in and maybe I might have provoked her and tell her.
I bet your head doesn't fit in there.
I know.
And then it got stuck, and then we both panicked, and then my dad was like,
Oh, no, oh no! And I'm like, oh no! And we have to call my dad, and he had to break it out.
Like, why would you do that? And I'm like, why would you do that, Bree?
Yeah. Oh, my God.
What were you thinking?
I wanted to see for head fit.
No one?
Well, it did fit.
I read it. Have you guys stuck before?
Hold on, hold on. Go ahead.
I got my fingers stuck in, like, a humidifier once.
Humidifier
I'm picturing your finger
And then a humidifier
It was a turtle-shaped humidifier
Turtle-shaped humidifier
It had holes
I don't know where my parents got it for
But it had holes on the top of the shell
And for some reason I was sticking my fingers in there
And three my fingers got stuck
And I started freaking out
My dad was pissed because he had just bought it
He had to saw it off
No way
I reminded them of it yesterday
My dad got pissed all over there
And I was like a memory
He was like why did you do this?
And I was like, I don't even remember.
I was like, fine.
I'm trying to picture a turtle on Irene's hand.
I'm trying to.
Not Irene three-finger combo.
That's usually what guys do.
I'm trying to see how many fingers fit.
All right, let's try the fist now.
She said, this is pretty.
Yeah.
No comments.
Different combo?
All right, we'll be back.
Word on Rosecrans.
I spice and Lotto make weird flexes,
while seemingly dissing each other.
Oh, my gosh.
So, look.
So, look, Lotto's doing some weird flexing on a snippet of her new song
that she previewed on Instagram where she captioned it,
smile if you made a million dollars this weekend.
And people are saying she might be dissing another female rapper named Ice Spice.
Why?
All right, look, listen to us.
Every time y'all book me with a-up, it's going to be big drum.
20 blacks of bourbons.
We pull up like Sunday service.
I just one-on-one-on-one.
Don't know why she's so nervous.
Anyway.
She's saying she might be a virgin.
I'm not a virgin, but like I might be a virgin.
You never know.
Is that ice-spiced is?
No, I think it was anytime you book me with them, it's going to be some drama,
and then I just want a 101.
I don't know why she's scared.
I think people are saying.
Have they been booked together?
I don't think they have been, but they might be looking forward to like something.
Why are we making them fight each other?
It's because at the MTV Awards, when Lotto and Cardi performed, like,
and then Nikki was present.
Zentine or whatever like they said that Lotto and Cardi left right after.
Well you know they're like part of like opposite you know.
Right right.
I understand that.
Yeah.
But I don't understand why we're saying that these are shots to Ice Space.
Because I'm all for reaching and saying that like people are going to free.
But I just need to know where the reach is at.
Yeah, I think it was more so just the booked part.
Like there's going to be some drama if we get booked together.
Obviously like a couple months they were going back and forth because they were saying, you know, oh, you stole my pose.
No, I did it first and all that.
Like I Spice's signature pose.
That's kind of where it came from.
And then Lotto posted like, no, I did this first.
Oh, my God.
But right after, what made it like seem like kind of fishy was that after Ice Spice did her own little like photo dump with a little snippet of a new song.
Oh, okay.
And this is what she said.
This is what she said.
You're not even the fault.
I be going hard.
I'm breaking their hearts like.
Be quick, but I'm quicker.
Just be thick but I'm thicker
She could be rich but I'm richer
Damn
So people were saying that was directed towards Lotto
So you guys think that Lato
posted a song
And then Ice Spice went into the booth
And 30 minutes later
Sent out her response
No she had it loaded up
Yeah so maybe it wasn't even a response
Maybe she's...
Don't make my girls fight like that bro
Yeah I don't I'm not for them
It just doesn't see like I would
feel like if she said something with like or like the only spice I mess with is pumpkin or something
and then ice spice was like man I don't need to win the lot or got to get a lot of money like like
like like like you got bars over here.
I know how to decipher there.
But dog like more like more direct.
Yeah.
Exactly.
It's too much reaching.
Yeah.
On this one.
I think we can't even like.
I think it was like the timing of it the fact that like when they dropped it like similar
time similar kind of like Mimi like.
Mimi like things that they did
How many men have dropped new music
In the past day
And then it's like is this one a response to that one?
Mmm
Mmm
It's different in girl world though
Yeah
It's different in girl world
Because you guys really hate each other
No that's not true
That's true
They might not get along
But just because someone post something
I'm not doing my posting
People were speculating
I'm not sure if it's 100% true
I think the actual beef
Put the ice spice
Play the ice spice please sir
You're not even the fuck
Yeah I think that is
It's actually a diss to J. Cole who always talks about farting.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, that's the real drama.
It's Ice Spice versus J-Cole.
And then I don't know who I'm going to pick because those are bars.
I would pick Ice-Pice.
Over J-Cole?
Come on.
You had to look at them.
Wow.
No, I do see.
I'm a little bit trolling you, Vic.
I like to put you in the hot seat.
No, absolutely.
The reason why people are saying Lado was dissing Ice Spice is why she played that song,
like she was rapping that song
and Ice Spice videos
playing in the background
of her little buzz
but then you're just showing me
you listen to Ice Spice
like if I was Ice Spice
I would have put I win
Yeah that's a view
Yeah
And then I'm getting views
Every time someone views your stuff
Yeah
Bro
That is a win
I'll take that as a word
But what I've noticed about
Like the female
Dissing each other
It's never that straight forward
Female what?
Femal
Rappers part
Okay
Yeah
They don't really
They don't really ever like
diss each other straight on
like rappers will call each other by name
and stuff like that.
Oh, so then
shut up.
What?
Drake?
Jake? J.Z.
Sometimes.
Not anybody.
No, they're subliminal rappers.
Like, they made a thing off subliminal dissing.
I haven't heard like Nikki say like
Cardi are stupid.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like I haven't heard those straight out like bars.
It's a lot of it is very like.
I haven't heard Drake say Kendrick, you're dumb.
Mm.
He hasn't.
You're right.
No.
You're right.
I love this.
I'm about to get thrown out
I was waiting to get thrown out
Alright no okay
Would you like to throw yourself up
Because do you see what I'm saying
Like it's not a girl thing to the subliminal dis
Because before girls even subliminal diss
Guys created the subliminal dizzes
Yeah
That's my favorite thing
Girls post a song on their story
That's what they do to dis us
That's all they do
To this guys
Yeah to dis us
Oh yeah
Yeah that's it
Yeah post dinner plates
And then we respond the next day
With another song
Yeah
Or another dinner plate
All right
Vic
Go to the next story
Sorry, dog.
Go to the next story.
Look, 21 Savage finds time in between being a movie star to sing R&B on IG Live.
Okay?
So 21's been super busy rolling out his new movie, an American Dream, The 21 Savage Story.
And yesterday he even dropped a four-minute trailer featuring Donald Glover to prove it's real.
Right?
Everybody's like, is this real?
Is it not like?
It looked fake, big.
It looked like a fan, photoshopped it.
And then it's like, no.
It looked like a little parody and all that.
But like the movie is legitimate.
and it's real.
It still is a little parody in it.
It feels like it.
You know,
because of just like the scenes that they chose.
And then it's like.
Or maybe just 21 Savage.
If anybody playing him is funny, you know?
Yeah.
But even they made Metro Booman funny.
It was like, Savage, 21.
He's like, yeah, that's it.
And then he's like, no, 21 Savage.
Like, it was just so like, obvious.
And like, there.
But it looks good.
It looks well produced.
It doesn't look like, you know, low budget.
Anchorman vibes or that type of comedy or it.
Yeah.
So it looks good.
And he's even dropping a soundtrack to it on Friday, right?
But with all that going on, he still found time to flex his vocals and sing his favorite R&B songs on IG Live, right?
Listen to this.
Me.
Time that you feel the need.
And I'll be there in it.
Giving you the best of me.
Okay.
So I don't know why he
Ice spice post that
Yeah
This are the same dude that made red ops
Yeah
No heart
Yeah no
No the most gangsterous fools
Love our
I love our
I love it
I like how he always shows
His appreciation for R&B
Like even when he would walk in
During the
It's all a blur tour
It would be like to Fantasia
Yeah
And stuff like that
But he does this periodically
Right Irene
Like he'll just randomly
Hop on IG Live and sing
So he recently
He started doing it
During COVID
And he would just go on IG live
and just seeing R&B.
And, like, you know, when you're not really attracted to someone
and then you see them do something and you're like,
oh, like, that made me look at him different.
I was like, oh.
Are you attracted?
But I never was down there.
But I never was before.
Then he started to get R&B.
And I was like, okay.
I was like, I get it.
I get it.
It's a crush.
Stop before Lotto disses you.
I know.
You ain't even a fart.
She don't think I got bars?
Come on.
We hit directs over here.
Look, he went in on another song and flex his vocals even harder.
Yeah, he went crazy.
He even did like a reggae-type record.
She's got something to hide.
He has range.
I think she wants to dance.
But I'm telling her
I'm too experienced
To be taken for a scroll
Get it
I need a tour of 21 Savage during here
I want to do karaoke with him so bad
21 Savage sings the hits
Yeah
That needs to be the new album
Dropping off right
So I read that's hot to you
Huh?
That's hot?
It's not hot
It just made me look at him
Dervrain like oh okay
Like his guards down
Yeah
Like he's just more
You know when a guy's ugly
But he's funny
Like that's his funny
Oh so he's Benny Blanco to you
No he's not
Yeah
I guess, I guess.
But he doesn't look like he smells.
Oh, wow.
That's true.
Yikes.
The highest compliment.
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Freeze.
Huh.
What?
Freeze.
Huh.
It's a freeze warning.
Did you guys?
That was me.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, morning.
Yeah.
Do you guys see we're in a freeze warning until 10 a.m.
A lot of parts of Southern California are in a freeze warning because last night,
I don't know if you knew this, was one of the coldest nights that we will have this year.
I felt it for sure.
You felt it?
Yeah, it was super cold.
So cold sleeping alone.
In my 27 years of life, I've never heard of a freeze warning.
Ever.
Really?
Okay.
So just be warned.
I'm warning.
I'm about to tell you freeze, okay?
Freeze!
See?
I'm scared.
You scared me.
Get it?
Get it?
All right.
San Fernando Valley,
Calabasas,
Agora Hills,
Santa Corrida Valley,
northern Ventura County,
all in freeze warnings.
And I think Hemet, too,
Irene,
I looked at that.
I think this is only caring
about the ones that are closer to us.
But I think the IE and Hemet,
right,
they got you?
Yeah,
it was like 30 degrees this morning.
I think I saw an Instagram story
you posted
and there's like literally frost
on your car.
Yeah.
Are the cows frozen?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Get the frozen meat.
Oh,
frozen meat?
Oh.
Oh.
They're nice and fresh.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Another freeze warning covers much of the I.E.
Cajon Pass, Temecula, Ontario, Riverside, Coronas, Tiberidino, and Menifee.
Or as Vic would like to say, if you're in a freeze warning right now, don't put L.A. in your bio.
That's right.
It's a big thing.
Words to live by.
He's the one saying, oh, it's cold, isn't it?
Yeah.
It was in Hollywood.
I was in Hollywood.
Okay, it's cold.
Oh, gosh.
It was really, really.
cold.
It was.
That's it.
That's it.
Be careful.
Freeze.
I slept with two blankets on, though, and a hoodie, and I was still freezing.
And my socks.
Oh, wait, you wear socks?
You're going to sleep with socks?
No way.
That's cool.
I can't.
Yeah.
I was listening to Henry DeCarlo, and he was talking about how just cold it's going to be,
and that our blood takes like a couple weeks to get adjusted to the weather.
So it's going to feel super cold now, but we're going to get adjusted.
Kind of like when you get into hot water.
or cold water, like your body temperature, like in the pool.
At first, it's so cold.
And then your body kind of adjust to it.
And I thought that was really cool.
Our blood's adjusting.
That stuff.
We're adapting.
And I feel like, you know, when we think it's cold, it's like, oh, yeah, we're from the
West Coast.
So we think anything is cold to us.
Right.
Yeah.
But I have a homie from New York.
And I've seen him yesterday.
Wow.
Shout out, Vic.
He has a homie for you.
Wow.
No, I was like, yo, is it cold outside?
I had to get like the East Coast confirmation of it.
He's like, bro, it's break out here.
And I was like, okay.
Legitimate.
It's cold.
It's cold.
It's legitimately cold to everybody.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, just be careful out there.
And your blood's going to adjust.
Shout out of you.
Oh, thank you.
That makes me feel better.
I think the best feeling is when you jump out of bed and it's cold and you jump back in and get all the blanket on you.
It's like you suffer a little, but then you're back to happiness.
Yep.
That's the best feeling ever.
It is.
I love that feeling.
What feeling?
The suffering a little bit or the getting back to having me?
Both.
Is the getting back to happiness worth the suffering a little?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mix it.
Definitely.
I love you so much.
All right, look, check this out.
Coming up, we got the homie helpline.
I know we need help, but we're going to help the homies.
Who are we helping on the homey helpline, Victor?
We're helping the home girl, Karina.
She's a teacher that wants to go to Miami for spring break, but her husband is hating.
All right?
So we're going to help the home girl out on the homie helpline next.
Oh, man.
Let's get into that next.
I'm going to interview that full of this year.
Drake?
Jersey?
Jersey?
What are you going to have?
Ask him.
Daniel, can you save this on January 9th, 2024?
7.30.
732.
I lied.
I'm kidding.
You had me.
I see it for you, let me.
I see it happening for you.
We'll do it.
We'll do it.
We'll do it.
It will.
He'll need the brown vote sooner later.
Chino Pachas can't give you all that, bro.
True, true.
Well, where were we?
We got shout-outs.
Shout-outs.
Hey, before we get into shout-outs,
I forgot to put Vic on blast.
Can I put him on blast?
Please.
Of course.
That's always fun.
Okay, so I went to Vegas over the weekend, right?
Uh-huh.
With one of Vic's little mentees, Yailin.
Yeah, Lynn is 20 years old.
We're in Vegas.
She cannot get it anywhere.
Like, I could take her to circus, circus.
That's about it, right?
We're at the hotel, and we're doing back to.
We're going into the boxing the way in.
Shout out to Ortiz Lawson, big up to our guy Virgil Ortiz Jr.
And Arnold Barbosa Jr. from, it was a lot of juniors.
Yeah.
Look at these juniors doing their dad's proud, not like Chavez Jr., but anyway.
What?
What?
What?
Right me?
Right me?
Okay.
Dad don't even like him like that.
It's correct.
You are 100% correct.
Dude, how does Chavez Jr. get like locked up?
Oh.
And then his dad has to put out a statement in Spanish like, you know, you're not.
like, yeah, I know my son is messed up.
I'm trying to see if anything's going to go right, but, you know, we're here.
He's like, I'm just like, y'all.
I wish you would stop it, too.
Yeah.
Just like, yo.
All right.
But we were at the fight.
We were going through all the motions.
And there's, you know, sometimes, like, hotels have bar areas.
Yeah.
So I go to the bar area to say, what's up to Eric?
Who is the president of a golden boy?
I say, what's up to Eric and to Marilin?
And we're there.
And then the bartender's like, hey, can I see you guys?
I just want to make sure that.
you guys can be in this area because you can't if you don't have and then you're like oh i left it upstairs
yeah yeah and he's like okay so you can't you can't be here and i'm like all right yelie let's go
oh it's cool like let's go yeah and then um we're clowning about it later with my guy anthony from
golden boy and i'm like yeah we're just getting kicked out everywhere but it's cool because
we need the steps and she's like well that's better than when i'm with vick because he just leaves me
outside wow witty her outside vick yeah and i was like wait wait
What?
And she's like, yeah, like he'll be like, oh, I'm going to find someone that can help you get in and then never comes out.
That sounds like, Vig.
That's, Irene.
Yeah, that sounds like Vick.
You are a piece of crap.
I'm looking for somebody.
I never find him.
He's like, I'm looking for somebody.
Bring the bottle.
Yeah.
While his tongue's down, no other girls don't.
They're not going to be there.
I promise to you.
They're not going to be there.
You know, it's the worst part about this.
I have no recollection because it's from my point of view.
So I don't remember anybody getting left outside because I'm inside.
So if you're Vegas, you'd leave them outside.
No, I don't know.
I can't remember.
Raise your hand if Vic has left you outside.
Me, Irene, Angie.
Marks me, you better raise your hand because that happened at the once upon a time in L.A.
Oh, that's true.
As long as it's only not Greg because Greg has not gone out with Vick like that.
I'm a little scared to now.
No, for real.
He's that homie.
He's out for himself.
And it's cool because we still love you.
But like, yeah.
Just like you know, this is a mirror.
It's funny because when she said it, I immediately thought I feel.
like I've heard this with my ream.
Like Vic will get his pass in and be like, what?
I was looking for somebody.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, man.
I'll send you the content to post for my account.
I can picture him at the end of the night like, oh, you're still here.
I was trying to take off my wristband, but it wouldn't come on.
Or like, you finally get inside it.
He's like, oh, you got in.
I'm like, no.
I was just going to get you.
I was praying for you.
Yeah.
You're so annoying.
Yeah.
It hasn't stopped.
That was a trip when I heard that.
Because loki, I'm like, all right, if you can't get in, we're both leaving.
To me, that's just like, all right, cool.
That's what you can be here.
And I can see her waiting outside.
Yes.
She's making friends with security guards.
Just talking their ear off.
I went inside looking for help, you know?
Sure.
That's crazy.
That's the type of friend you are, just FY.
I don't even remember that.
All right.
We have shout-outs, right?
Yeah.
Frank wants to wish his brother-in-law, Adriene, and a happy birthday today.
Oh, come on.
I love in-law love, but not like that.
That sounds like a former homie hubline.
It sounds like a pub category.
I love the like the appreciation for each other.
Yeah, the family love.
I don't know.
Adrian, happy birthday.
Belis deignos at me.
That was really cool.
Angie, you have a shout at me.
Yeah, I do.
Nikki actually DM me and said,
hi Angie, you're my favorite.
That was it.
Just kidding
No, no, no, no
She said
Let me know when this shout-out's done
She's like, can you give me a
Can you give out my daughter a shout-out?
Her birthday was on Sunday
And she loves hearing you guys every morning
Her name is Isabel
And she's turning 12
Or she turned 12
On Sunday
On Sunday
Happy belated, Isabelle
Feliz belated
Ati
Your mom has great taste
Yeah
She didn't say that she
I'm her favorite
That was just me to me
Really?
You made that part up?
No way.
Shut up.
You are.
You're probably are her favorite.
Angie.
You're a lot of people's favorite, by the way.
Especially, like, even in the Somersa, you got all the tea.
Yeah, I have my comadre, um, Adi from yesterday.
Adi?
Oh, yeah, baby girl, Adi.
Yeah, so shout out to everybody.
Thank you for locking in with us.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for.
The homie help line.
Carina needs.
our help. All right. So look, she sent us a DM and said, hey, Brownback. I listen to y'all every
morning on the way to work. I'm Karina. I've been married to my husband Diego for five years.
We have two beautiful kids. I'm a teacher. And four of my coworkers who I'm close to are planning to
go, are planning on going to Miami for spring break. She said, I've asked my husband if I can go
with them since four, since four of five of us are married with kids. I've been saving for
the trip. He won't, I've been saving for the trip. He won't have to pay for it.
and he won't have to watch the kids.
I would leave them with my mom, but he still says no.
Okay?
Diego says it's unmotherly for me to go on a trip without him and the kids.
He claims it's morally wrong and says I shouldn't even feel like going.
To me, he's just acting really immature and insecure.
Should I keep fighting to go to Miami or just drop it?
I just feel like I never get anything for myself.
What should I do, Brown Bag?
Divorce him.
Save that money for that divorce.
There you go.
Jesus.
Why does it have to go?
Diego
Kids
And?
It's different
because I have
Diaz that would not
Maybe the husband
would not be
They'll be okay with it
But the mother-in-law
would be like no
That is very like
It's unmotherly
Yeah,
motherly
And it's the guys
The word is
The thing of that story
That upset me the most
Is that if she goes on a trip
He won't take care of his kids
Oh I missed that
That is like
No
They're your kids
Yeah I miss that
We know what goes on
It's not
It's not a
I don't know
that just feels odd to me like yeah he doesn't have to babysit the kids they're not it's not
babysitting that's their dad yeah because guess what when you're gone and I'm watching the kids
I'm not babysitting them I'm being their mom she's giving him a vacation too I think that's I think
maybe she's trying to like quote unquote sweet in the deal like you won't even have to watch the
kids like trying to take out every excuse like so that's telling me I'm how do I say this
like the kids she's trying to do it or like she's taking a break so he gets to take a break
as well.
Yeah.
Like that type, that's a situation.
So they both kind of get a vacay without.
A little vacate, a little bit, but.
But for him to be like, that's not motherly of you to leave and it's like, well, why would
it be fatherly of you?
Do not watch them.
He probably doesn't watch them at all anyway.
That's the, not present at all.
Diego.
All right.
That's what they think of you.
I really do.
Yeah.
Okay.
She wants to go on a girl's trip to Miami with her fellow.
teachers that are also married.
Yeah.
And her husband is saying that's not motherly of you.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah, they're in the teacher's lounge.
And she's trying everything.
She's trying everything to like make it like a sweet deal for him.
You don't have to pay for anything.
You don't have to watch the kids.
Like did she say her swigda's going to watch it or her mom?
Her mom.
Her mom.
Okay.
So you don't have to worry.
She'll set spring break in Miami.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's their teachers.
Yeah.
That's all they get.
They don't get.
Who gets the spring break in Miami?
Teachers.
Teachers.
Students.
Yeah.
It's a.
good place to
I don't know how she is
I'm it doesn't say how she is
they just have two kids yeah
the majority of her friends are married
four out of five yeah
but one of them is single
that one that one that always be that one
it always be that one she probably came up with
the whole the whole plan no one of the married ones
came with the plan uh I don't know about that one
but I know that one is going to plot
especially in Miami and spring break I had a bunch of guy
homies go to New York a lot of them were single one was
married and that's the one that was wiling out.
That's the one.
That's the one.
So don't blame the single one.
All right.
What would you do?
What would you tell her who's in the wrong here?
That is a very extreme vacation.
Yes, it is.
Yeah, I would start little by little because you do need time for yourself.
Right, for sure.
But I don't know.
It's just like I need time for myself.
So I should be able to go like run around.
Miami.
I already know she's going to be playing.
sex here, I'm out here in Miami.
Like, no, girl, you got a family at home.
Go home.
Go home.
Stay home.
But she never gets anything for herself.
Take your family with her.
It's spring break.
No, but that one single friend, I don't trust her.
Oh, my God.
If a girl's trip to Miami is you doing something for yourself, is that a problem?
We want to know.
She wants to know.
What's her question at the end?
She says, should I just, should I keep fighting to go to Miami or should I just drop it?
Like, just leave it.
Just like, be like, you know what, forget it.
Because if she drops it, then she's also going to be mad.
That's going to be upset.
A horrible week at home with everybody.
Horrible?
Yes, because you would feel my wrath all week, no dinner.
Attitude.
Figured out on your own.
You ain't having no sexy time.
I'm mad all week.
Dang.
Or what if she acts like she's in Miami the whole time in the living room,
like tanning on the couch?
Like, this is what I would do.
Exactly.
Just to prove a point?
There's a beach down the street.
We can just go to the beach.
That's down the street.
Oh, my God.
There's a little.
You're saying that.
It's just getting me so mad for her.
No, it's fine.
Because at the same time, like, I understand being a mom, right?
Yeah.
You have your kids.
But going to the beach with your kids is all about them.
It's making sure they don't go into water.
They don't eat one of those little sand crabs.
They don't eat sand.
Like, yeah, they don't get, like, salt water in their eyes.
It's all about them.
You're not even at the beach for yourself.
You're supervising.
You're on a field trip.
So she would like that for herself.
Yeah, she can.
Yeah.
But not in Miami.
Yeah, no, no.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
We want to know what you would tell a baby girl who has her homegirls.
And clearly, you know, it's also, too.
It's like, well, so-and-so's husband is letting her.
Yes.
And so-and-so's husband don't pay the bills in this house.
That's what you have to say.
All right.
All right.
Check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for.
The homie help line.
Karina needs our help.
Karina.
All right.
She's been married to her husband, Diego, for five years.
They have two beautiful kids.
She's a teacher and her co-workers, they're in the teachers' lounge like, oh, we got to go to Miami for spring break.
Come on, girl.
And he's like, nah, that's unmotherly.
Sounds like young teachers because it's not like.
Yeah, not like the old teachers.
Mrs. Carino.
The old English teachers?
Yeah, they're probably.
Imagine.
These are those teachers.
that make tic talks yes yeah she wants to know if she should keep fighting to go to
Miami or she should just drop it because what has her husband said he said that's unmotherly for
her to go on a trip without him and the kids right and it's morally wrong right and she says
he's acting immature and insecure I mean get those divorce papers ready the divorce papers get them
ready.
Divorce is traumatic for kids, man.
So is your mom going to Miami.
Why?
You're not even seen it.
You're not even seen it.
A relationship, bro.
What was that?
Then they grow up and can't keep a relationship.
You need to.
Yeah, blame the mother for going to Miami.
Oh, my God.
We're helping her.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Come on.
Korean needs our help.
She's a home girl.
Just go.
Diego probably don't even listen.
No, he probably does.
Oh, man.
We have Angel from L.A.
on line four.
Angel.
What up, Angel.
Yo, yo, yo, what up, brown, babe?
What's up, Angel?
Angel, talk to us.
What would you tell Karina?
All right, let me check this out.
I'm going to tell you from the boy's point of view.
This is why Diego doesn't want to let her go.
Because he knows her from before.
What do you mean?
She belongs to the street.
She's a rebel.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Yeah.
Okay.
Either that or Diego's not.
This is right.
This is what I would do, Diego.
Check this out, my homie.
Look, you get those days off that she's going to get off.
You're not going to have the kids.
You go ahead, you get your best, homie.
You go down to Mexico and have a little vacation yourself,
but say you're going to work.
Then when she gets back from her vacation,
you're going to get another vacation, dog.
Double up.
That is correct.
What?
A vacation on the couch.
Angel.
Angel.
No, no, no.
Because it's going to be his turn.
Hello.
Agra laona.
Angel.
Who's the lucky lady in your life, Angel?
My beautiful wife.
Yes.
Could you do that?
Could you do what you're telling?
Absolutely.
I would do that any time.
Plus, you know what?
We're not even secure.
We're good.
So you would have let her?
Look, he's going to go out like this sucker, dog.
He's one of those possessive jerks.
That doesn't want to let it go anywhere.
So if your wife told you, hey, for spring break,
I want to go to Miami with my girlfriends, you're going to let her go.
Absolutely.
Especially because I know her friends and I know who they are,
I'm not going to let her go with some, you know, random folks, random people.
I don't know.
So you're going to let her go?
Absolutely.
Let's go.
Because then you're going to take your trip.
Yeah.
And then I'll do my little double trip.
Double trip.
Okay.
I like that you gave advice.
to her man, but what would you tell
Karina? Because it's Karina's
Homey Helpline. Look,
man, Karina, I feel for you
because I feel like the homeboy is one of those
possessive jerks, you know, Latino style
that doesn't want you to do anything
or go out there. And he doesn't
even take you out himself. Come on, man.
You're adding extra.
You're saying. She didn't say that.
I love you.
Karina.
Stop it.
This guy.
I need a party with him.
I got a vacation company.
I feel like his wife is like, he's crazy.
He's not talking.
He's not going to do that.
He's going to watch the game and garage.
He's okay.
I read, who else we got Mamazita?
We have Alex from Long Beach on line seven.
Alex.
Yo, what up, Brown Bag?
What's up, Alex?
What's you doing over there in Long Beach?
Oh, man, I'm not in Long Beach right now.
I'm on my way to L.A.
I got to go meet up for a job right now.
Okay.
I hope you get it.
Shout out you.
I hope it goes good for you, brother.
Appreciate it, guys.
Thank you.
What type of job?
I have a painting business, so I'm over there going to do an exterior paint job.
Come on.
Nice cream paint job.
Big up to you, bro.
What would you tell Karina, who's going through a situation where she wants to go to Miami with her teacher homegirls on spring break?
Because that's the only time that they have to go out because they get our off when the kids get it off.
And her husband's like, that's not motherly.
and that's morally wrong.
Well, look, first off, shout out to the last home,
because he had me cracking up right now.
We all need a friend like Angel.
Yeah, yeah.
But on a serious note, I'm going to be honest.
She just, my advice is she just needs to communicate a little better.
She needs to obviously understand what it is that's making him feel like he doesn't want to go.
Besides the fact that she's a mom, like I don't feel like that's a good enough reason.
There's more behind that.
Right.
Because I'm in a relationship and we constantly are trying to find things to do without the kids.
Because you're right, it is a hassle to do things with the kids.
And so her being in a position where her friends want to go do this, right?
And, you know, it might be like having been out in a long time or haven't hung out with the girls in a long time.
It's good for her mental health too, yeah.
I mean, it's good for girls to sit here and have time with girls.
You've got to come up with a good plan to, like, make everyone come up.
comfortable. Like, if his concerns
is anything about her,
if she's out, maybe have some type of
like rules or check-in
times or whatever, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah. But if it's something else,
like, damn, it could even be that he's like,
you know, worried about taking care of the kids all by
himself. Yeah. Oh, no, but he's not going to
he's not going to. Because she says her
mom's going to watch the kids. Yeah, she's half figured out.
Well, yeah, then it seems
more of like an insecurity thing.
You know, we don't know how Christina is, too.
Right.
But at the same time, I just feel like all that can be fixed with communication.
And homie needs to sit here and understand, too.
Like, Angel is right.
Like, this situation to go and have some time with her friends and whatnot.
And the same will come back to you.
Like, hey, man, planning a guy's trip or fishing trip or whatever.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, like, whatever it be.
Because I know he'd like to get some things done without the kids too, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Other than that.
So let her and then just have checking times and all of that.
So she could check in with her PO officer, I mean, her husband.
been, yeah, location.
Sounds very mature.
You text me every hour.
If you don't text me every hour,
I'm pulling up to Miami.
Wow.
You just want to go to Miami.
Yeah.
Any excuse me to go out there.
Your location turns off,
I'm pulling up in Miami.
I understand him.
And I'm someone that takes trips
that all of that.
Like, you can understand
where it's like,
Tamien, no te passes.
It's just Miami.
That's it.
If it was like Idaho,
Colorado, I'd be fine.
Miami.
I'm on board wives, moms.
Like, I've been a mom since I was born.
I've been a mom on my life.
I've been a teen mom, and there are a lot of times where it's like, wow, even if I saw my friends doing things and I couldn't go, because you have responsibilities now, you know?
It's not just you're thinking of yourself.
And that's not to keep you cooped in, but it's like, yeah, we just got to be more responsible.
Like, yes, you have your mom watching him, but what is that really even saying?
Is your mom watching them?
Or like, it's just a, anything can happen at any time.
And that shouldn't stop you from doing these things.
That shouldn't stop you from going out.
But I think like that might be too extreme.
I get you.
break trip for many days in another and I would feel more comfortable if you left him with
dad yeah because at least you know that that's someone at not that your mom's not as responsible
but it shouldn't be your mom's problem to watch the kids and I don't know why that's affecting
me that no I get you like in terms of it being a little extreme like I remember like since I had
my son young like at 21 my friends were like starting to go to like you know Rosarito for the
weekend and stuff and I was like obviously
say I couldn't do it, you know, and they'd invite me and I'd just be like, bro, I can't.
Like, even though like it's like maybe I could have made a big deal and be like, ah, I work so
hard.
I need a, it didn't feel right to me to be like, let me leave my whole family and go act like I'm
one of them when it's like my circumstances are just different.
Right.
Like I'm not like you guys.
I do have a kid.
I do have, you know, a girl I'm with and I live with and it's like, it's a lot.
I personally think is just balance because I've done both.
I've done both where I take the kids on trips and I've done.
and that's somewhere where I leave them with my mom or my girl's mom, you know.
And then there's some where you go with your girl.
Yeah.
No, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
So that's the, that's a balance of everything.
I feel and I think it's a healthy balance because as a couple,
I feel like you need that time sometimes to just focus on yourselves.
Right.
Because it's always about the kids when you're around the kids.
Yeah.
I think he's worried she's going to meet someone like me.
Like, what's up girl?
You got two kids?
Yeah.
You're a mom?
You don't got to worry.
Because you fold.
Okay, Greg, that made me feel really bad because I got you really good.
I'm going to cry now.
Yeah, I'm going to cry.
You know what?
Have you ever felt bad for making a joke at someone?
I looked at his little eyes like, I did fold with that girl.
It goes too wet.
We haven't talked to you about that situation.
It's fine.
That's a past.
That's so last year, guys.
No, it was this year.
It was the first type part of this year.
You've been out ever since.
Yeah.
No, that's it was.
It was like a hat.
All that's.
So he's pretty.
been pretend sick so that we won't bring this up
you guys. Pretend sick. Also
shout out to baby girl. I hope you figure that out.
That is, it's really tough.
It's tough because, because I'm going to get to
Greg, it's tough
because both
sides have a point.
And it's easy to be like, why
does she even feel like she needs to go on a trip
that feels single activities?
Maybe take the kids out of them and that's your
boyfriend. Would your boyfriend be okay with you going
on a girl's trip? Or there's also the
insecure, but there's also like,
I don't know that I think there should be rules.
Yeah.
I don't think it's controlling if there's boundaries and rules in a relationship.
And let alone in a marriage, right, where there should be rules.
Because otherwise if there's no rules, then br-drh-
You're everywhere.
You're swinging around.
She's living her best life.
Yeah.
I think there's a difference between like Miami, Vegas, and then other places, right?
It's like those two places.
Go to Santa Barbara, girl.
Go to Orlando.
Where do they drink wine at out here?
Temecula.
Temecula.
Santa Barbara?
Yeah.
Santa Barbara is even full of craziness, too.
It's a party central over there.
Yeah.
So I get that.
But it's also like you don't want to judge.
Yeah.
Like, you're a mom.
You're a teacher.
And I was like, well, chill out.
It's tough.
It's tough.
And I just let me know what you do.
They're both wrong.
Let me know what happens.
How about they're both wrong?
Yeah, yeah.
The solution is, Diego goes to Orlando with the kids,
takes them on Disneyland.
She's three hours away.
No, because you don't want to watch the kids.
Three hours is a little far.
Maybe Fort Lauderdale.
Fort Lauderdale.
Fort Lauderdale.
They hang out there with the fam and then she does her thing and then one day out of the spring break she pulls up and has family time and then go.
That might work.
That might work.
But he would have to want to go.
So when I want to do stuff with my girlfriends, like Angie knows this because I'm like, okay, I have kids.
I'm married.
Like we can't be like out here doing these things.
Why just have it at my house?
That's smart.
I would have like our galantines or like barbecue.
And you like hosting.
Yeah.
Put videos of Miami Beach on the TV.
Yeah.
That's right.
Like that bunny.
Exactly.
There's no.
Bottle service.
Beach chairs, all of that.
I don't know.
Bottle service?
In delivery.
Yeah.
Deliverance.
Yeah.
There you go.
Just save yourself some money too.
Make your own signs.
No, it's different.
The point of it is to get out of the house away from all of that.
I know.
It's so tough.
It's a really.
I don't know the answer to this.
After a bottle, you'll feel like you're out of the house.
It's fine.
It's crazy.
I think they're both right and they're both wrong.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Now to you, sir.
To me.
Yeah.
Okay.
You guys are a little inside drama of the crew.
So Greg has been out since before New Year.
Since Christmas time, right?
Yeah.
We all came back and Greg didn't.
But during the off time, Greg had a New Year's Eve party.
And Irene went.
It was.
And Greg, I was texting you and your party and you were like, dude, she's here.
Right?
At your party.
And not Irene.
But the.
The girl, the girl you always talk about, the girl that's like, ooh, the girl, right?
And Irene showed us a video of the girl talking to you.
And you, like, approached you.
She looked like interested in a little.
I don't know.
And then you told me that the whole time, because I checked them in the next day, like, how to go?
Like, did you get a New Year's Eve kiss?
Like, what's up?
Never.
Never.
And don't say never.
Never.
Because you're out here like, you're out here like, ah, uh, uh, uh, all of the team.
I'm a, uh, uh, I'm a.
I'm a change man.
now it's 2024.
Okay, no, no, but then your friends were even making fun of you because you were staying on one corner of your own house.
I was being a party host.
No, you were staying in the corner of your own party because you didn't want to be around her.
Yeah, I was being a party host.
What is happening?
What do you think it is?
I don't know.
Things have changed, Lettie.
So you don't like her anymore?
No, I'm done.
That's it.
Me?
I'm done.
I put this down on my foot right, my dirty Air Force one.
We can't say her name now?
No, no.
No, no, no, 100% now.
So, let's talk.
Greg.
Yes, it's tough.
Because at that time,
you were not done.
At that time, it was like,
oh my God,
this is the girl I like.
No, I've been done.
Been done.
I'm standing on business now.
Standing on business,
been done.
100%.
There's some man stuff going on
that I don't understand.
You guys have to help me understand.
When I saw this,
I was like, man,
I know the feeling.
When I ran into Becky G,
I folded like a little chair,
like a lawn chair.
Stop bringing that up.
It happened.
This is my life.
This is my life.
The girl showed up to Greg's house.
Becky G showed up to an event
that you have to have to.
to her he saw her from far away no we literally ran into no she passed by him passed by me yeah
he keeps on passing me bye all right anyway I talked to big game I was like man if I ever see
her I'm gonna talk to her I'm a charmer da-da-da-da-nothing I literally I had no words I didn't know
what to say like anything so it happens like it's just it's something like when you just view a girl
I'm like oh my god you're goddess like you're so beautiful I can't even speak to you
Like you built her up in your head.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that's why when I saw that.
But like actual interaction is like, oh my God, I don't know what to do now.
But to you, you have put it in your head like that happened.
So now I don't even like her.
I'm not ever.
Exactly.
Why do you do that?
I don't need that in my life.
I'm trying to be a better person in 2024.
But that's not a bad person.
A better person or like more of a bigger dog?
Big dog.
That's what everybody's calling me, 2024.
Big dog.
Man, why do you do this?
That's it.
They lie to themselves.
She did nothing wrong.
He just showed up to a party she was invited to.
You invited her.
And you're the host.
And I saw like you were taking a shot and she's right there and you dogged her.
Like you looked at her like.
Exactly.
Big dog.
No.
But why if you like her?
This is why girls don't understand guys.
Nope.
And so now you're.
Everybody had a great part and time at my party.
That's all I care about.
What's going to happen when you see her?
Fear.
Oh.
standing on business
standing on business
any day
she's unaware of this
standing on business
she's gonna be like
I don't know
but Greg barks at me now
like what is up
homie that's what I'm gonna hit her with her
Hey you good fam
all right cool
say less
your friends owning her
I'll see you at the next one
I'll see you at the next one right
so your friends owning her
yeah exactly
what changed
which one of your friends got at her
and she gave him
I can't say
can say
oh
she's probably like
Greg won't talk to me
like I'm just gonna talk to somebody else
Yeah.
Standing on business.
You know how you guys like to share with her.
Oh.
Oh.
Right.
Yep.
2024.
We're different.
We're different people.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So now you can't talk to her?
Like I said, I'm a big dog her.
What up, homie?
You good?
All right.
His friend got her.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
He's all.
We're kings in 2024.
That's sick.
We're all kings.
Being nice to her.
Exactly.
Would not make you not a king.
I'm still a king no matter what.
You don't have to be rude.
A king who barks.
I'm not rude.
I'm just,
Oh.
Something happened that you're not telling them.
No, nothing.
Do you have a homie that's with her now?
No.
Not that I know of, no.
It was a great party, though.
Is there another girl that's now you're interested in?
Anyways, let's move on.
There's another girl.
I doubt it.
There's another girl?
Big dog.
Big dog.
I know.
Hey, what are big dog?
Where would he have met her?
Hey, look over there.
That's a big dog right there.
And then when one day,
You just break down crying and you don't know why.
It's because of this.
You had moments to be vulnerable and you're not.
Yeah, we can't be vulnerable.
Like I said, Kings, big dog Kings.
I'm going to end this conversation.
Like an English bulldog with like a crown or something.
Exactly.
But men, this is what we mean when you guys don't share your feelings,
but then later it catches up to you because you still have feelings.
You're still going through stuff.
Yeah.
Am I?
No, we're not.
2024, like I said, standing on business.
Your little heart's going through it.
I got a big heart because I'm a big dog
All right
You have barked at our listeners
For the past 10 minutes
Can you stop, please?
Thank you
All right
Angie we're going to do
We're going to do some Rosala
After this song
And then we're also going to give away
More rolling loud tickets, okay
Angie I'm sorry for that
I mean I'm sorry for that
Like because the guys are laughing at-
I mean had really fun at my party
Had really fun
Really fun?
All right
No, no no
I'm sorry for this
For art
Like we're genuinely trying to understand
You'll never get us.
You'll never get us because we're kings.
It's just you.
You will never get yourself, brother.
You will never understand yourself.
Come on, brother.
I'll get it.
Greg is 27.
I just have to keep her mind.
And I'm a big dog.
Okay, please.
I'm going to turn off your mic, bro.
I know you're king big dog in the game.
King big dog.
And his head.
Yeah.
That barks so good.
That goes in nothing to you.
She didn't.
No, it's not good.
It kind of sounds like you're burping.
It sounds like a good.
Sounds like a belch.
It sounds like a king.
big dog that stands on business all
24. That's what
I'm doing. Okay, I have these rolling loud tickets.
Give them out. Give them to a king.
I asked Greg, I'm like,
what did she do long?
And he said she didn't do anything
and that's the problem.
So because the girl that you liked
that showed up to your
New Year's Eve party
didn't what?
Do anything. That's fine.
Why do I go to make the move first?
But she, in the video that I saw,
In the video that I saw,
she's right there, like, cheering you on as you're taking a shot.
I still took the shot, stood on business, looked at her like, yeah, what's up, honey.
This is not an altercation.
I'm not confronting you.
See what you're missing out on?
Exactly.
You didn't.
You made it like, ugh.
That way now.
Look at this whole party that I agree.
Sometimes I try to give you guys a benefit of the doubt, but Greg is making it very hard.
This is all, I'm Vic's protege now.
No.
I learned.
I learned.
I learned.
Vic would have kept her.
Vic would have New Year's Eve three finger combo.
her.
Oh, for sure.
I got to teach you that move.
Hold on.
Not at that level yet.
Yeah, Vic would have gone out with her for two weeks.
Yeah.
His tongue would be down her throw right now.
Oh, man.
It's okay.
I don't know.
Something happening.
It's all part of the learning process.
And you don't know what emotion equals this.
And so you're like, oh, like her, mean.
Like, and it's like, what?
Angry man.
And I'm just going to chalk it up to you're still getting over your ex.
No.
I'm doing bigger things.
Getting buff, getting tatted.
Looking good.
Oh, you got a tat?
No, I'm going to get more tattoos.
That's my 224 resolution.
Let's go, great.
Yeah.
All right.
You'll be 20.
When will you be 28?
August.
Okay, I can't wait.
All right.
We got a pair of three-day wristbands rolling loud, you guys.
Yeah.
Metro, Post Malone, Tiger, YG, sexy red,
Fuerreira Juna Juna, and so many more are going to be there.
And call her 10.
So are you.
8185-205-9.
That's 8185 to a 105.
nine and on the way at 835 we have your Disneyland resort tickets.
Yes.
One day one park tickets.
Best place ever.
Yes, super best place ever.
Super happy.
I'm really, I'm just trying to process you.
You're still trying to process me.
I'm trying to understand what your mindset is.
I totally get what it is.
I feel so bad for her.
When you're down bad in a room with yourself for five days and you look at it back,
you're like, you know what?
I need better for myself because I'm a better king.
But nothing is wrong with her.
She's a good girl.
She has a job.
Who knows that?
She's talented.
We know that.
Wait, hold on.
Did she bring you soup and stuff while you were sick?
Nope, exactly.
She's not his girl.
She wasn't there when I was at my worst.
Exactly when I was down bad to the worst.
Did you tell her?
Do you even have her number?
All right.
Okay?
I don't think so.
Right?
And you are you ready for Somersella?
I'm sorry that I was taking Somersela's place with this.
This is great.
Hey, hey, what are you doing over there?
I'm just scared.
Come here.
Come here.
Sombraza.
With Angie.
Oh, Greg, you're so sad.
You're going to make people hate you, Greg.
Stop.
You're not bad.
You're not.
All right, all right, you guys.
Let's move on.
And we'll talk about real cheesemet.
Okay.
All right.
But let's rate Ben Affleck's face expressions.
Oh, okay.
You know how he always has like, you know,
every time he's photographed, he looks sad.
Please put them on Brownback Mornings 101 6
because people can't see faces on the radio.
No, you're right.
Yeah.
But every time that he's photographed, he's always looking sad.
He looks miserable.
So based off that,
Do you think he's in a happy marriage?
Yes.
Could be, but he does always look like he stubbed his toe.
Like, he always has that face.
Like, you know when you just stub his toe?
Stress.
Yeah, he always looks stressed too.
He just worried.
I also think he just has funny faces.
What do you mean?
Like, and he always drops his coffee.
Have you seen all those photos that you drop in the other?
Coffee and donuts always, yeah.
Because he puts too much on his plate.
Like, I've literally seen him carry like dozens and dozens of donuts and coffee and he drops it.
He won't take two trips no matter what.
No, exactly.
He's that one that has like 10 bags of groceries in his hands because he doesn't want to go back to the car again.
I do the same thing.
Yeah, he just like me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He just has that face.
Also, you guys are forgetting one important key detail.
Yes.
He's Batman.
He can't just look smiley all the time.
Yeah.
That is true.
Come on.
You can be a happy-looking guy.
He's the Batman.
Well, a lot of people think like maybe he's not happy.
And so they asked J-Lo.
Someone asked J-Lo, like, J-Lo, what do you have to say about face expressions, like how your man's been looking?
And like her answer, she answered like a true Leo Quinn, you guys listen.
Ben is doing all right.
You don't need to worry about Ben.
Let me just tell you.
He is good.
He is happy.
He is here.
He is nominated.
He's like, I'm chilling.
I don't understand what people are pressed for.
Ben, hold up, Ben.
We need help him.
Ben need help.
Blink, Ben.
If you need help, blink, please.
I think Ben needs help.
This is a Spanish version of Get Out.
Why?
Why would she talk?
so fast. He's fine and he's good and he's here and everything's fine.
Exactly. It was a red carpet interview.
And why did they ask Ben?
Because J-Lo speaks for him now.
If you're Latino girlfriend or wife talks for you,
you're in a happy marriage. You need help.
No, you need help.
Ben needs help.
No, he doesn't.
Where was Ben? Ben was somewhere else, but they were asking her the question.
She was out there at the Golden Globe supporting her man.
And now she's speaking for her man.
Or controlling her man.
Okay, so like, let's say like, I'm like, dude, I wonder how Daniel
feels about being California married and her man's here and he's always talking about how like
hey we don't have to worry about a ring right uh-huh I wonder what's going on there
what you mean about Daniela like your girl how she feels I would answer my own questions of how I feel
what would you know you'd say she's fine she loves it she's with me blah blah blah and then we would be
like Daniel needs help he's answering for her because they're asking her about her husband
of course you're going to answer but the way that she answered you would let her speak it's the way
that she answered she's fine
How fast she's answering the cadence, how she's saying it.
Like very like, play one more time.
Let me play it.
It was all right.
You don't need to worry about Ben.
Let me just tell you.
He is good.
He is happy.
He is here.
He is nominated.
He's like,
I'm chilling.
I don't understand what people are pressed for.
It sounds like,
all I hear is happiness.
It sounds like anger.
He is happy.
He is.
I feel like she's turned.
Yeah.
She's excited for him.
She sounds, no, she sounds like turn.
Like,
oh.
Yeah.
That could be it.
It also like when I picture her like standing in front of a door like he's fine.
Everything's good.
You don't have to come in here.
You're so mean.
Yeah, you guys keep thinking get out.
Yeah.
That's what I hear.
Yeah.
You see him slam the doors of the cars.
Yes.
You've never slammed the car door.
Never.
I never have.
Yeah.
Well, you look to the side right now.
You gave me your little line eyes.
Why would I slam a car door?
You've never been upset.
Yeah.
I won't slam a car door.
No one's ever slammed anything because they're upset because they don't want to hurt the car
Exactly we have to fix that at the end of the day
But I feel like I've done that too because every time I go to a restaurant and I go eat with Priya's poppy and they ask him like oh do you want a refund I'll be like no he does not
But that's normal that's get out
That's crazy Marcus Marcus
He's got oh Marcus
Marcus
Marcus
He is very happy okay
Wait, you said she's a Leo, you're a Leo too?
Yeah, we're like today's a part.
My little queen.
I love Jaylo.
She did nothing wrong and Ben is happy and don't worry about it, okay?
I won't Ben to answer that.
Well, yeah, if they asked him.
They're scared to.
No, he gets interviewed all the time.
Yeah, you guys interviewed him.
Yeah, we did.
Okay, so who's Leo?
It's you, J-Lo, and Gypsy Rose?
Oh, yeah.
Okay, all right, that's how I'm saying.
All right, I'm done.
What's wrong with that?
What's wrong with that?
What's wrong like that?
Nothing. What's your point?
It's just a coincidence.
What's the point?
Nothing.
All right.
All right. He's trying to, he's trying to make me sound psycho, but I'm not psycho.
You're saying that.
I didn't say that.
You're a little queen.
Yeah, yeah.
Just like J-Lo.
All right.
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Don't you know I'm local?
Oh, Greg, you're going to be sad about this one.
What?
LA is running out of cougars.
What?
Wait, wait, wait.
You're kidding, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So hurry up, bro.
What?
Yeah, no, the actual cougars.
I wonder how cougars feel about us calling older women cougars.
They're fine, they're happy.
They're just chilling.
Like, there's no problem.
Why is everyone tripping?
They like being called cougars.
Yeah, they love it here.
They love Dunkin' Donuts.
Okay, so according to this, they've done like a, you know how they do
census on all of us to see like oh yeah living where we never answered the door uh neither do
cougars so they've done like sentences or like have said oh the population of coopers is about
6,000 in california it's way more than that yeah i know no it's actually half of that they
counted the cougars i'm not talking about older women oh oh oh oh oh actually actual animal like the
animal yes they counted the cougars more about around 3 000 so oh yeah yeah if you're out for
So they declined like 50%.
Well, I think we just
like we just inflated their numbers
because that's a crazy reach to go from like
Hey, there's 6,000 cougars out here to like
No, there's actually 3,000.
Even to know I mean I know there's plenty of wildlife
Like in California but to think like there's like
3,000 of them out here is kind of scary.
We need more than that.
We're big.
Yeah.
Like the landscape is huge.
Exactly.
Why do we need more cougars?
Why would you guys want more cougars?
To say we don't want them to go extinct.
Yeah.
Have you ever had a cougar in your back?
backyard? I've had cougars in many places.
No, like a hatch.
Like they come down from the mountains and like,
they're scary in my backyard.
No.
Yeah.
Big dog.
Needs cougars.
You remember? Like, have you ever
have you guys ever went hiking?
Yes.
Cougar and a, and if you were at all
is a cougar and mountain line? No. Cougars are the
big cats. The mountain lions are the small ones.
But why is it called a mountain lion?
No, I think a cougars and mountain lion.
Look at us being stupid.
I'm thinking of a bobcat.
Yeah.
There's bobcats are small.
They're all like it's same related.
Someone is yelling at us right now.
I know.
They're like 10 years old yelling at us too.
Mountain Lion and Cougar.
They're like, actually.
Yeah.
I think they're the same thing.
Mountain Lion and acutons are the small ones,
but they love to be in like neighborhoods and stuff.
Yeah, they're little dogs.
Like little stray dogs.
Mountain Line could be a cougar,
Puma, Panther, or Catamount.
Oh, Mountain Lion is a general.
So it's just a general.
Large cat species.
Ah.
Oh, so all of those three fools are
The mountain lines.
Yeah, because it's on a mountain and it's a line.
Yeah.
I went camping one time and we saw a mountain line from across and it was like there was a river or else it would have came and attacked us.
That's so cool.
I think I could fight with.
What was her name?
Geraldine?
Yeah, Geraldine.
I was thinking if I could fight one.
What's your cougar's name?
What's the cougar that you've dated?
No, no, be honest.
Be honest.
Have you dated a cougar?
Yeah.
Yeah, I have.
That was so fake.
That was so fake.
You got to think of an old name.
I got like, hold on.
I think I got like Monique.
I got, yeah, there's, there's Monique.
How old is she?
I think she was like 47.
47?
47.
How old were you?
No, I'm not getting into details.
People in the cars right now.
How old are you?
Ever since I was a kid, I've loved Cougars.
My mom always knew that part of it.
She was like, why do you like older women?
I don't know.
I love Cougars, Mom.
Thinking, well, mommy is shoe?
Yeah.
He's getting very uncomfortable.
Let's go.
Here we go.
This intro so much.
Shout out to our guy.
Jorge Power Vision.
He does our imaging.
Imaging and radio, I know it doesn't make sense,
but I'm going to put you on the game.
Imaging is essentially like all those sounds that you hear.
Yeah.
And it's called imaging.
I don't know.
Like our image.
Right.
Yeah.
And so we're like, dude, we want to talk about gaming stuff.
but we need like a cool gaming intro.
Maybe you could put it with the games,
put you on a game,
because we're talking about games.
And then he said,
he said,
say less.
Here we go!
Let me put you on a game.
Let me put you on a game.
Wah-hoo.
Remember?
A few months ago,
I was trying to figure out
what Mario and them say.
Oh, yeah.
And it was,
Wah-hoo.
Wah-hoo.
The boys were walking around going,
Wah-hoo.
All right, anyway.
Minecraft is going to have a movie.
Oh, yeah.
Minecraft is going to have a movie and they've just slotted Jack Black to play in the movie.
Jack Black must love to be in video game movies because he was in Super Mario Brothers.
He was a Bowser.
Incredible peaches.
Peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches.
And apparently, I don't know if this is a joke, but he's going to play a block.
Yeah, no, yeah.
He also was in Jumanji.
Oh, he was?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, yeah, playing a block.
It's like, Minecraft is like,
It's all building and building blocks and all pixelated and stuff.
I'm very curious to see how that's going to look on screen because it hurts my eyes looking at it when like Lovic plays it.
I'm like, ah, my eyes.
Minecraft upsets me.
Why?
Because as the future, you should have way better graphics than we had.
And Minecraft graphics and all like the roadblocks and all that stuff, it's just the, it's the lamest graphics ever.
It's intentionally.
Yeah.
Intentionally.
Like they wanted to stay like that, right?
Yeah, and then we get hooked for some reason
because they add on so much.
There's like cows in the game, bulls in the game and stuff like that,
and then there's like people chasing you.
And then I watch the boys play Minecraft
and then there's different views.
And it's like you press the wrong button
and now you're just looking at the sky
or like you're at the corner of this land.
Why does the land have a corner?
Come on.
You're right.
Like they shouldn't have a corner.
Like you should go to the other land.
And then you dig and dig and dig.
And what happens when you win Minecraft?
You don't ever win Minecraft.
That's the thing.
So what's the point of the game?
Back in my day.
You used to play a game to win it.
Right.
To play the final boss.
And then you would get frustrated and cry.
And then you'd come back to it a couple days later.
There's people that build like whole towns of Minecraft.
It's not even like a little city.
But then what's the end?
And then also like so imagine we watch the movie.
What's the end of the movie?
He's looking at the sky?
Yeah.
There needs to be like a.
He gets that sword.
That's the thing about Minecraft too, right?
There's no plot to like the game.
There's no beginning, middle, or end.
Whoa.
You're not wrong, but yeah.
I know that I've never played it.
I know I've never played it.
I'm a boomer.
I've played it.
And it's just very like,
you just go around building stuff.
And you try to build as much as you can and build and build and build it.
And why do you look like how I draw?
The little squares?
Like you should look way better than my figuring.
Yeah, yeah.
You know when you would do stick figures and then you put like clothes on a stick figure,
you just do a box that?
You just do it.
Like, why you look like that?
I don't know.
These kids are hooked on it.
As the youngest in the room,
You need to have more answers, okay?
Yeah.
I'm not that young where I'm playing Minecraft.
And maybe I am actually.
You are.
You're usually having to play.
I never played too much.
What's the guy's name in Minecraft?
Isn't the dude that has a name?
Robert?
I think it's Robert.
I think it's Robert is his name.
That's not even a cool name.
Like for a video game?
I bought the game and I returned it.
Also, you've tried it.
You bought Minecraft?
Steve.
For Max.
Steve.
I thought it's like a computer thing.
Well, they have, you have a game you can do for like, switch.
You can play it on your phone.
Yeah.
playing your Xbox.
It's weird.
Yeah.
And then you could like...
Kids, if there's one thing
I hate about your generation,
it's Minecraft.
I just hope you...
And Roblox.
There's a whole bunch of different
additions too.
I don't even know what's going on.
Yeah.
Are those two the same?
Like, do you play them the same?
Yeah, it's all the same.
Oh, my...
Roblox?
No, there's actually like
narratives in Roblox.
Like, you could actually build this studio
in Roblox and be like,
you're smiling and I still don't care.
Like, you could build this whole building.
But I live here for real dog.
Or I work here for Roald.
Yeah, but you can be in this building.
It's about being in a fantasy fool.
I want to be robbing cars and smacking chicks.
That's bad.
Like GTA, okay?
With incredible graphics.
That's a real game.
That's a real game.
On our own shoe clubs.
At Roblox, you have dance parties.
You get danced to.
That doesn't even sound fun.
What a dance and big life.
What video game life is better for you?
Like your life in GTA or your life in Roblox?
GTA, I have clubs, I got bars, I got, I got, I got Ferraris, I got Lens.
Yeah, but what about in Roblox?
You got that little sword?
On Roblox, my character is dressed like Shoddy Bay.
What?
Why?
You can have different, like, skins and stuff like that.
You're so stupid.
It's legitness.
Bro.
So your character's a girl in Roblox?
Nice.
Yeah, you can choose a girl.
It's all starting to make sense.
Be closer.
It's all so.
It's wide open.
Yeah, man.
You can choose anybody you want.
You can choose anybody you want.
You can choose a girl.
If we learn, you know what?
I wonder if I hate Minecraft
because the mind part of it
reminds me a minesweeper
and if you're old like us
you know mind sweeper
I know not like you, old like us
Mind sweeper is a game
that is on your computer
for no reason
but for you to feel lost and failure.
I always, I never understand.
It's the game. It's the original game.
It's the original game of like
how you, there's no strategy
you're just going to lose.
Like pick a block you're going to lose.
Yeah.
Yeah, I explode it, I think.
So then you go learn
not play solitaire and now of a sudden you got a gambling problem in Vegas.
And at least solitaire, like there was an end like when you won and all the cards.
Like they started like to come at you.
You're like, whoa!
I was!
Not this freaking Minecraft.
Bob the builder.
You just press a number and then the number pops up.
Yeah, I never.
Mine sweeper is probably one of the worst games ever.
Okay, top three worst games.
Mind sweeper and Minecraft.
Why they have mine on him already?
Give me another bad game.
Oh, another bad game.
We love all games, but there's bad games.
Have you guys ever played goat simulator?
No, what?
You could be a goat.
No.
You could be like tractor simulator.
There's a lot of simulators.
Why do you know so much?
You could be anything.
You could be like a cook simulator.
You could cook stuff or it could be like a frying pan simulator.
I know.
No, there's a worst game.
There's a game.
Kingdom Hearts.
Zelda.
Kingdom Hearts is terrible.
It's not a game.
Like Kingdom Hearts is not a game.
It's just like all cut scenes.
Yeah.
So you're like trying to play like with the characters and it just
shows you like it's basically like a long movie right it's terrible okay you're in a torture
chamber vick you have to play one game for the rest of your life right but they already took out
all your fingernails oh yeah yeah yeah i get into my fantasies is it are you going to play minesweeper
what's that one you just said uh kingdom hearts Zelda or Minecraft uh can if it's it's
Minecraft can it be real and can I explode for real?
Can I explode myself?
They're in Microsoft?
They can explode in Minecraft?
Yeah, you can explode.
There's so much stuff you can do in Minecraft.
Sorry, you guys.
I'll do Minecraft because at least I can like, you know, have like a fantasy world where I'm like not in a torture chamber.
You have pigs, cows, or I can recreate it to be a little more comfortable.
My torture chamber.
All right.
Well, that's your gaming news.
Minecraft movie.
The kids are a little crazy.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm excited for Jack.
I'm going.
Jack Black makes anything good.
Yeah, he'll make it funny for sure.
I don't know what the plot will be.
What's the plot in this thing?
Steve.
Okay, let's move on, you guys.
If you're like us, you want to be fit in 2024.
You thought like, hey, you know, this is the year, okay?
We got 24 hours.
It's 2024.
Yep, 24 pounds to lose.
This time we're big dogs in the game.
Yeah, that's a big dog.
That's a big dog.
That's a big dog.
I sound like a little chihuahua.
Yep.
Yeah, what's up now, doggy?
Okay, so yesterday my cute little baby boys over here, Vic and Maximo, they went to that game.
He's flexing over here.
Talk to us about the gym because what I heard from Maximo, Vic, is that you severely failed.
No, I didn't fail.
I was, see, what had happened was, see, it's like my will was strong.
I wanted to like keep going, right?
Mind over matter.
Did you tell yourself that at any point yesterday?
Mind over matter.
But the rest of my body wasn't having it.
My arm gave out.
Yeah.
My arm literally gave out halfway through the workout.
And it's also like, I didn't realize, but it is motivating like going with somebody else because
you have like a direct comparison, right?
Maximo's like two years older than me.
And he's like doing all the workouts.
He's doing everything, right?
And I'm a little younger.
So you're like, if that old fool could do, I can do it.
Yeah.
And I'm trying to keep up with him.
No.
That's crazy.
I'm trying to keep up with him.
I'm giving you credit.
Let me make you feel bad.
Maximo was telling me, you know what?
It was cool going with Vic because it's like I know that like if he's down, that he can see me doing it and like be like, okay, I'm going to do it.
And if I'm down, I can see him doing it.
But you just added like if this old fool could do it.
People get motivated different ways.
Okay.
Important thing is we're going to keep going.
But yeah, no, he's doing everything.
Like credit to him like, you know.
And me and my arm just gave out.
halfway through the workout.
And I was like, Coach, Coach Jesus, I can't do it, man.
My arm is done for, like, you know, take me out the game, coach.
And then he's like, what?
Nah, hold on.
Sit right there.
Then he pulled out this huge machine.
Like a muscle gun.
Yeah, like a muscle gun.
Yeah, like a muscle gun like, like started hitting my arm hard.
Like, it was hurting bad.
And then it got fixed in like two minutes.
Two minutes, it got fixed.
Two minutes of pain?
Yes, it was super painful.
And after that, I was like, not 100% but like,
80% I could do the rest of the workouts.
Yeah.
But it was just like an eye open.
I'm like, damn, I'm so out of shape.
Yeah.
Shout it to our homie, Jesus, the trainer, because he's like, you know what?
I've come through.
Maximo, you went.
You're sore right now.
He's sore too.
Like, this morning when I was trying to put my shoes on?
My socks actually hurt the most.
Their socks.
You're not helping.
You're proving you right.
I completed all the exercises.
I put on the socks.
The whole segment.
Not it.
It hurts to put socks on.
my thighs, my abs, my, whatever this is called.
Your biceps?
Okay, so you guys are sore right now.
You're like hella sore, and then Vic, you're like okay sore, but your arm gave out,
and that's, that's concerning.
He looked like he was doing a heart limb shake and they broke halfway.
Yeah.
I was like, don't move.
What are you going to do with this thing?
And Greg, you're 27.
Yes.
So when you look at these old ass fools and they're, like, working out, what are you thinking?
I'm thinking I'm not going to get to that level when I'm that age.
Wow.
I say that this.
You mean greatness?
I see that this is challenge time.
Challenge time.
Yeah.
His arm just gave out.
What is he going to do?
No.
Are you scared of his old?
At least my arm didn't fold.
Oh.
All right, whatever challenge.
What challenge?
Let's go.
What are you doing?
Push-ups.
I think we should do burpees.
Oh my God.
Don't even start.
With an explosion at the end, you know, like you hop up.
No, not like that.
See, you don't even know gym talk, fool.
Okay.
When you explode is when you jump up.
Oh, yeah.
Flying burpee.
We should start them with push-ups.
Start them?
Start them with push-ups.
No, you are all in the challenge.
That's what I'm saying.
We'll see how many push-ups they could do and then see if they can match me with my burpees.
You get me?
No.
No?
No.
Oh, they want to do burpees, straight up.
Yeah.
You know how hard those things are?
You know how long it's too.
Are you ranking out?
No.
It sounds like it.
That girl's not here.
Why are you ranking?
I'm not ranking at all.
Nick, what is, is he ranking?
I think this definition.
Is it?
I hit the.
Exactly.
I got this.
Okay.
Confident.
Who can do, who can do 20 prison movies?
Who can do 20?
Who can do 20 burpees?
That's easy.
All right.
The fastest.
That is not easy actually.
That's not easy at all.
20 burpees.
That is a lot.
That is a lot.
We can do fun.
He's like pre-sic.
He's like freezing.
My arm's folding.
Come on, you guys.
He's going to do it again.
His shoulder is going to be like this again.
2024.
It's 20-20 fit time.
Oh, yeah.
Okay?
It's easy.
It is.
I'll start it.
I'll show you an example.
I'll start off.
For example.
And then you guys can follow up.
20 burpees.
20.
20 burpees.
Whoever finishes 20 burpees first, you're the man.
And we will all praise you as such.
Yeah.
And we'll give you compliments.
And we'll clap for you.
Yeah.
That is a lot of purpees.
I don't got to say.
Come on.
We're going to do that.
We're going to do our burpee challenge up next.
The youngest go first.
We're going to have a burpee challenge up next.
The guys are about to do a burpee challenge.
I'm creasing my forces for this.
It's 2024, 20-20-fit right here.
I'm round by mornings.
And, you know, we can't.
We can't judge other people for not getting fit.
Vic is taking off his shoes because he's not about to crease his air force.
I don't like this full.
Greg.
And I just told the guys, hey, which one of you can finish?
20 burpees the fastest, right?
That's a lot.
Vic was making fun of Maximo
how he's so old, and he's sore right now.
I just said he's old.
I didn't make fun of him for it.
I just stayed as fast.
You did say, oh, I was telling the truth.
He is old.
It hurt Maximo to put on socks today
because you guys worked out yesterday.
Vig is taking off his jacket and everything right now.
Yeah, he's preparing.
You're not preparing at all.
You're like one of those young guys that's like,
oh, I don't need to stretch.
Yeah, yeah.
I know I'm going to shake out.
I know I got a little warm up.
Yeah.
You definitely warned it.
Taking everything out of his pocket.
Yeah,
he's stretched.
Everybody on my Instagram right now is Team Greg.
And then this is to make sure.
It's your Instagram.
Yeah, of course.
Because Greg has been losing weight
and we're just making sure it's not because of Ozempic.
Because apparently.
It's not asked if he's just taking,
he's doing it the easy way.
So many people think that.
Yeah.
We're making sure it's the hard way, okay?
Look at a big stretching.
How do you feel?
Maximu, how are you feeling right?
now brother you're sore you don't even stretch home me no he's just sitting down so we're gonna go
who does burpees the fat 20 burpees the fastest okay so what just regular burpees
yeah regular burpees no explosion at then okay no explosion at the end yeah yeah all right
all right um i'm gonna count for maxim yeah i'm gonna count for vick yeah i mean you're gonna count for
That's like your BFFRL, but no chin, okay?
I'm not gonna cheat.
Okay, perfect.
All right, you ready?
They are stressed.
Three, two, one, go!
They don't even know how to make a burpee.
Okay, Vic is one.
Yeah, one.
Maximo's not even going down.
Two.
Two.
Three for Big.
Maximo just did one.
Four.
He's getting red.
Does anyone want to say how they feel?
Six.
Maximo only did one,
He's just lifting his hands up.
Seven.
Come on, Big, come on, Vic.
Come on, Big.
You got this, Vig.
Where's Greg at, Irene?
He's at nine.
Nine.
Oh, Big, come on.
Ten.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
11.
Seven.
Big looks like he's diving.
13.
14.
30.
Big has a big butt.
14.
Oh, shit.
Vick is doing an explosion at the end.
You don't have to.
Vic is doing like he's shooting a ball.
I'm sorry that we did this, but I'm not.
Big, please talk.
Dude, what happened?
What happened?
That's why I didn't do it because I didn't want to win.
You know, I just meant that I gave it 110%.
You know, I really got to thank my team though.
Oh, my God.
I was done without you, Jesus.
My trainer.
All right.
With me in the gym, when things were down bad, nobody said I could do it.
He was looking up, like, looking at God.
Like, please God.
Oh God, everything's possible.
Vig.
For burpees, you didn't have to jump at the end.
I have to do it.
Yeah.
Style points.
Style points.
I gave it to him.
You gave it to him?
Yeah, gave it to him.
He was making me laugh.
It was literally seconds off, like seconds.
So he didn't beat you.
You let him win.
I was still just, I don't know what he was doing over here.
Oh, he distracted you.
It's distracted you all right.
I saw part of my strategy gratitude.
The heavy breathing is crazy.
This is that.
Oh, man.
And when you play on the court, you're like, what does that guy doing?
This mental warfare brother.
Is it a hobby?
You worked out today, babe?
That was your work for a day.
All right.
I wasn't expecting that.
Maxiwo did one burpee.
And then the rest of the time, he just looked at his hands up and prayer.
And then went down and then praise the Lord.
God got me.
Wow.
Oh, my God, look at the time.
I guess ours isn't going to happen.
