Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep.145 (01/30/24)

Episode Date: January 30, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Turn it up. You know what up is sharp as guys? This DJ Cal. I was telling this YG. It's all about the new morning show. Brown Bag mornings. Thank God for that brown paper bag. Power 106.
Starting point is 00:00:12 L.A.'s number one for hip-hop. Hip-Hop. Brown back morning. Yeah. I'm Rose Kranz, Vic. Are you? Have a great. Yes, come on.
Starting point is 00:00:20 You know this. And you know this. We have a great show for you today. We've got scrolling with the homies. We got Simper Pimp. We got word on Rosecrans. Homey Helpline, Sombrasaela, and much more. But right now, look, I got to put you guys on to the National Day.
Starting point is 00:00:36 Crescent Day. Crescent. Get your bread. National Escape day. National escape. Escape from anything. I don't know. So escape from my life.
Starting point is 00:00:46 From that relationship that you want to leave. My problem. And my debt, I haven't paid my bills. I don't think you can escape that. The first is coming up. My tags. Just kidding. Wow.
Starting point is 00:00:58 DMV. Tags? Shut up. Keep going. Yeah. You know what I said it, not me. National plan for a vacation day. All right, cool.
Starting point is 00:01:07 That's cool. All right. You did. Yeah, Maximo already did. Can you believe it? I know. For like July. I'm like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:14 I bet you're talking about anybody. Oh, my. You know what's in on his itinerary, though, once he gets on vacation? What? Nap, take a nap. Yeah. Mandatory. I tell the kids that when I'm on the plane.
Starting point is 00:01:28 Hey. I'm going to take a nap. It's also national storytelling day. And it's a couple, you know, celebrities' birthdays. It's Tyler. Hey, Tyler. Yeah, hey Tyler. Yeah, hey Tyler. What's up, Tyler?
Starting point is 00:01:41 That's true. Yeah. WWE superstar Becky Lynch. Oh, cool. Yeah. Kid Cuddy. Wow. My big brother. All right, everybody do your best home.
Starting point is 00:01:51 Go. Oh. Beautiful of a morning, man. But don't want it. I'm a home, bro. And also, let's leave that for Cuddy. Andy Milanakis.
Starting point is 00:02:07 Andy Milanakis. If you guys remember Andy Milanakis, you're an OG and he had my respect. He used to have a show on MTV. He has some sort of like... That's like one of the goats. Yeah, he's hilarious. He has some sort of like disease that makes him look like a 14-year-old kid at all times. Right.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Yeah, I don't know if it's a disease condition. Shout out to him. But he had the most legendary intro song. I've never heard of all time. Okay, I'm going to play this and see if it sparks any memories. All right, Angie? Listen to this. He's on my head.
Starting point is 00:02:33 but don't call me a peat head B's on my head But don't call me a bee head Bruce Lee's on my head But don't call me a Lee head Now please excuse me I got to get my treats Fed
Starting point is 00:02:42 You wear any brands And I make my own clothing I hang out with an apple Who loves self-clothing I hate myself Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hae Makes me extra happy I like shampoo bottles
Starting point is 00:02:54 That's it I'm a lappy Because it's my show You can't tell me what to do When my pants be lemons I make beef stoop Ah You know what?
Starting point is 00:03:05 I see the representation of Beans on the Grill with that one. That reminds me of Maximus. I was one of my motivation. Brown Super Group. Beans on the grill. But Andy Milanakis, man, that was like a period of time. MTV 2, I feel like it would come on. And it was the most random.
Starting point is 00:03:24 I didn't understand what he was doing, what the show was about. Yeah. But it was fascinating. And also, it was like the beginning of live streaming. He was one of like the originators of live streaming things in general. Yeah, he was ahead of his time. You can think of that. Because you think about it now,
Starting point is 00:03:40 these dudes are like making millions and millions of dollars. And he was like the dude who like pretty much was the stepping stone for them. And he was the first person with a baloney in their left pocket. Yep. I never thought it would be six in the morning and we're listening to. This is honestly a dream come true. Yeah, exactly. I was like pretty happy about this.
Starting point is 00:04:00 The fact that you guys are praising this film more than Kit Kuddy. Oh, yes. Kikki's birthday today. Yeah. Kid Kuddy. Pursuit of happiness. No, he's legendary too. But Andy Milanakis, I don't know why.
Starting point is 00:04:14 I still remember this music, like this intro song from when I was like 13, 14, I still remember the music. That's why I don't remember it because I'm like, I didn't grow up with cable. So we didn't have MTV. That's what I'm out of the loop. It's me, short, Andy Milonaki. Remember that one? It wasn't it. Hey, Angie, I'm pretty sure they played this on MTV 3.
Starting point is 00:04:34 I didn't have it either. It was free. It wasn't. No, it wasn't. It was not. It was not. He was not. He was like Channel 63.
Starting point is 00:04:44 He was rich, guys. Yeah. That's great. No, it was free. I didn't pay for it. You're not wrong. You're not wrong. Oh.
Starting point is 00:04:53 Oh. Simp or Pimp. Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip. Sip, Sip. Yes. One more time, guys. Ready? Ready?
Starting point is 00:05:10 One, two, three. Sips, Sip. Oh, Sip. Oh, no. I thought we're restarting the whole thing again. Come on, guys. We can't be a band. That's for sure.
Starting point is 00:05:19 Get to a Moximo. Well, we got a famous Tick-Tocker by the name of Vivian 2, who her video is going viral again from Twain. And in this video, she said that in 2021, she said over $15,000 on groceries by going on six dates a week. What? That's smart. So she got free meals. Instead, she looked for people like Vic and Greg.
Starting point is 00:05:51 Definitely me. Instead, you guys are feeding me. That's smart. I'm not even mad at that. No, that's so rude. That is. You're just going. out with the intentions of getting fed?
Starting point is 00:06:02 Yeah, I feel attacked. Why? There's people looking for love, Angie. You're attacking my pockets. Yeah, you know I'm looking for love. Okay, I wonder what app she used. If it's Tinder, it's like, well, you do not go on Tinder to go look for love. You look for something else and she's getting something else.
Starting point is 00:06:17 Different types of love. That's like a whole roster of dudes to have buying you lunch and buying you food. Well, let her be. She got free groceries. Save how much? $15,000? $15,000. Yeah, let her be six dates a week.
Starting point is 00:06:32 I'm not mad at that. That's for two weeks. So she was rotating them? That's the wild part. How many was she rotating? Hey, yo. What? Don't talk about her like that.
Starting point is 00:06:41 Why are you trying to get ideas. Put that no-powder away, Irene. All right. Jeez, I am not telling you the website she used. And where did they go? But I mean, I'm even thinking like $15,000 is a lot of money. Like, she was eat good. I know.
Starting point is 00:06:58 Like, it's not like she's going to eat, like, Let's hit like a fast food or like small like this sounds like it's like she needs a luxury I don't think you take people on dates at a fast food she's taking plates to go like that's saving it for later or she was going breakfast lunch and dinner oh she was and a late night snack boom ooh I like her see the thing is like Irene tell your mom my thing is like you like can you keep up with that many people like you I don't know, think you answer. You answer me.
Starting point is 00:07:31 I mean, like, if I were to do it, you know what I'm saying? Hypothetically, you know? Hypothetically speaking, you know what I'm saying? It would probably be harder, like, get everybody's names right. And then also, like, remember, you know when you tell somebody a story, but then you didn't? It's not them. Told the other person. And it's like, and then they call you out and then they say wrong beep.
Starting point is 00:07:46 And then you're just like, no. And then you're like, in your mind. You're like, damn, you're right. All hypothetically speaking. However, you was like, no, it's my sister. Oh, my sister that was there. Oh, see? Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:08:02 I don't know, but... I was telling my grandma. That's why. It's because you're so nurturing like her. You remind me of her. That's a good one. And a little creepy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:12 Not like that. She looks like your grandma? She doesn't look like my grandma. She has a nurturing nature like my grandma. Or like your mom? No. Oh, that's weird. That's weird.
Starting point is 00:08:22 So she was getting grocery or food, just food? Food. Just food. Dates. So she'd go out to eat. every single time. But even that like the energy to keep up to even just talk like in at the dinner table whatever like that sounds annoying.
Starting point is 00:08:37 Yeah. I mean I admire her like willingness to say. That's commitment. Yeah. Like it's it's a big commitment. She also could have saved a lot of money by switching her insurance to Geico. You know what I'm saying? Like if she really wants to get down to nitty gritty and like save that much money, you know,
Starting point is 00:08:53 but this is also admirable as a person who likes to save money. I would want to be her friend Because I feel like her friends could get free food too as well Like for some reason Because I knew some girl that was like that She had a big roster And the dude would send her like coffee Food at our job
Starting point is 00:09:10 So she's like yeah what do you want Just order it and he'll pay for it Wow This is my thing right also Like if people are into her It's like how many times Does she date like the same person And then that person's like finally like all right
Starting point is 00:09:22 Mm There's like no goals over here I would want to say see like her IG story. Her IG story. Like if she's worth it, you'd spend money on her? No, no, no. Like if she posts every single date.
Starting point is 00:09:34 Probably not. That is true. Should you be burning herself out? I don't think so. She's smart. Tagging the sponsor. Oh. What I'm thinking.
Starting point is 00:09:42 Both the hands only? Just the hands with the tattoos. The gold watch. When I'm thinking the money she's saved on groceries, she spent it on fits, on clothes. Because imagine of all that close, she has. to be wearing every single time she goes out like nice and presentable it's a different dude you can wear the same fit yeah oh i didn't think about that but i would think dresses are really cheap on sheen she's a beautiful place yeah she goes like disposable clothes
Starting point is 00:10:12 i think she's pimped for this one she might be pimped she is oh she's definitely she's super pimp right that's that's that's a lot of money i wish i could do that you can try i should try it huh yeah yeah try it was sure you want you on the mission. We need you to say $15,000 the month of February by going on dinner dates and they got to pay. I think it'll work. I like that idea. I think that. You got this great? I got this. I got this. That's crazy. That's like
Starting point is 00:10:41 $1,200 and just food a month. For 15 grand a year. She's a good. She's a pimp. We all agree? We all agree. She's beating the allegations? She's beating allegations. Pimp! Pimp! Hora! Pim Pim! Hooray!
Starting point is 00:10:58 Scrolling with the homies. Gregorio. Hey, Leti. How's your morning going? Yeah, it's going. It's going. It's going. It's going.
Starting point is 00:11:08 It's going. It's going. I just started like 20 minutes ago. Okay, I'm trying my best out here. It's fine. It's fine. It's a great morning. Yes, me.
Starting point is 00:11:14 Yeah. Have you ever ordered food and actually not get what you wanted? Yeah. All the time. Yes. Have you ever ordered food and got more than what you wanted? Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:11:26 You get what I'm saying? No. Hold on. Let me think about it. No. Mine's always missing something. Dude, one time I ordered pokey and pokey has like this. Pokey.
Starting point is 00:11:35 Yeah, a Pokey bowl. What's Pokey ball? Stop, bro. You're the healthy one. I don't know what Pokey is. It's like sushi in a bowl. Oh, I don't eat sushi. That's fine.
Starting point is 00:11:45 Sushi. I have a joke in Spanish, but I can't say it. It's an English station. You can say it. That did happen to me once. I don't know. remember what restaurant it was but I ordered like a meal and they gave me three bags and I was like all right and I just drove off I didn't finish my pokey story I didn't finish my pokey oh I thought we moved on
Starting point is 00:12:06 my apologies wow that kind of morning forgot her order about pokey and then he started with what's pokey oh that's all right that's right I'm sorry so legit pokey has a base of white rice like there's white rice and then there's stuff on top of it and for some reason when I ordered on the app and it came me it was just like it was just the greens and the and the stuff on top like the excuse me the salmon on top and it just felt so weird because when you're missing that one ingredient whether it be in any in anything you order if you're missing like one part of it feels like it's incomplete yeah the texture yeah the texture's not the same i'm sure if like you order some like some type of steak with fries or veggies and one doesn't come you're like what is this not it's not a meal especially with the
Starting point is 00:12:52 rice like i don't want it anymore yeah i was i was really upset That's my first bad yelp review. Wow. You had to. I did. I was so bad. I turned into Maximum. Maximo loves leaving bad yelper reviews.
Starting point is 00:13:04 Yeah. Don't get him bad service. Don't give me bad service. At first. Don't make me do this. Don't make me. I have guilt. You know?
Starting point is 00:13:13 I have yes. But at the same time, treat me right. But I went up even with, even with photos. Here's what I ordered. Here's what came to me. Like, I can't believe. Oh, you're the best reviewer. I love those ones.
Starting point is 00:13:24 I'm like, okay. You can see the pictures? Yeah. It's all lopsided. Okay. But I'm sorry. Can Maximo say his story? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:30 Maximo gesta. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I got three bags of food instead of one. And then I left and I was like, I won. You know, I was really happy. Oh, you came up. I came up.
Starting point is 00:13:40 This guy went viral for the same reason. He went to order 20 chicken nuggets and got 200 instead. 20 nuggets. Somebody hit the round zero. He right. Yeah, I'm going to play the audio for a bit. This is the reaction to ordering 200 chicken nuggets. That's so...
Starting point is 00:13:55 And they're 20. Please tell me that's it. Is that it? Oh, my God. We did not order 185 chicken nuggets. And they have bags and bags and bags and bags and bags of just chicken nuggets. No way. And they're putting them on the table just...
Starting point is 00:14:15 They're just counting him out. And he's like, I swear, I just ordered 20. And that's it. And he got 200 chicken nuggets. No way. Didn't he notice when he got them? Yeah. It only takes one bag for...
Starting point is 00:14:28 I think they were trying to say that he just literally ordered 20, but they gave him 200. Yeah, when it came when the order came. Was it a delivery app or like to that's what I'm thinking maybe? That description is not in here. Oh, okay. That would make the most sense. I mean, also. Because if he was at the restaurant and then got the bag, that it's like a bag after bag,
Starting point is 00:14:46 he would know like, I didn't order this. It was a delivery like got them to his house. They used a food delivery. Yeah. Oh, that makes a lot more sense. Yeah. And they were like, we just wanted two piece chicken nuggets, like the two 10 pieces. and they gave them 200 instead.
Starting point is 00:15:00 But also, if you guys were at a restaurant and then you ordered 20, but they gave you 200, would you just stand there and say nothing? Like, and just accept it. You would. Keep them coming. 200 is a lot. No, I wouldn't. If it falls in your lap, it's a blessing.
Starting point is 00:15:13 No, but what if they're charging you? They're not. Yeah, that's what I'm wondering. When they fall in your lap, they're charged to it. Yeah, that's the first thing I'm checking. Because I would see, like, look at you know, delivery prices are high, but I'm like, no, there's no tax on this that would make it this high. Yeah. True. So I like how the little girl or the little boy is asking like is it funny. Is it funny? The kid needs to know are we mad? Are we sad? Are we happy? Like are we going to eat? Like I think I dreamed of this one time like it wasn't my fault. The kid is the happiest. Yes, exactly. It wasn't my fault. Was she laughing or crying the person in the person? It sounded like everybody. Everybody was laughing. Everybody was laughing. Oh, they were laughing. They were laughing. They were like in awe and shot. That is comedy. I love people to cry. Because they were saying even the delivery person was like, it's going to take a bit and like what's going to. What's going to.
Starting point is 00:15:56 take up it, it's 20. Like, why is it taking so long? Yeah. So when they got the order, they're like, this is not even what we want. Damn, I hope they still have some. I don't know. Free them.
Starting point is 00:16:05 I'm hungry. I would call over every friend to make it a challenge to finish them all. That's what I would do. Yeah. But they probably gave them out. Yeah, you got to knock next door and be like, hey, I got some, you know, I don't know if I would be taking food from my neighbors like that.
Starting point is 00:16:18 You don't like them? Really? It kind of does. What are they trying to poison me? That's what I think. Yeah. I have a cool neighbor. Michael, the dude on the side of me?
Starting point is 00:16:26 and he has a restaurant and like a sandwich shop and then he sometimes he'll make pasta because he's Italian like actually legit pasta not like our fettuccino alferro that tastes like paste but he'll give us some so I would give him some too yeah my neighbors bring me tamales and different yeah no I don't even if they try to I don't need it because I'm like what if they did some type of blue on it it's funny well you don't brokeria when we barbecue you could see our neighbors like walking out To their backyard like hey how's it going you better share. And they're like oh you guys want some yeah we'll share so when they're barbecuing we get someone Yeah, yeah also depends how many people are in your house because Angie your your Yeah, yours would take yeah you don't need 200.
Starting point is 00:17:13 Yeah, that's like 20 for person the cats will finally get food You won't talk about that. They're all gone now Whoa No, we took them. No, we took them. Well, I didn't. My sister took them. Who took them?
Starting point is 00:17:29 Where? How many cats were they? They were like 14. 14. 14. She took them to Peckle? That's what my dad told me one time. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:17:38 My dad. About a dog. I don't think Peckle has an intake. I don't think Peckle takes animals. If it wasn't peckle, then it was some type of shelter. I don't know. I don't have questions. What?
Starting point is 00:17:49 Kitty heaven. Yeah. I don't think so. Old Yeller. Yeah. I'm not too bad. That's crazy. Yeah, I'm glad.
Starting point is 00:17:56 I'm glad they're out here. Yeah, finally. Okay. Thanks for that. We're going to go check on Angie's backyard. Yeah, exactly. We need to expire what those things. Rosecrans.
Starting point is 00:18:07 Word on Rosecrans. What's the word? Kanye West snapped on a TMZ reporter just like old times. Oh, my gosh. So Kanye was leaving Charlie Wilson's Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony yesterday, and a reporter from TMZ went up to him, and this happened. Hey, Kanye. How you doing? It's good to see you.
Starting point is 00:18:26 People want to know if Bianca has her free will, some people are saying you're controlling. You answer the question. You asked me to get my wife's have free will. Was that a dumb, disrespectful question to come ask a grown-ass superhero? That was really weird to ask that type of a question, though. It was. It was like very, just like, it's a setup. I don't think I've ever heard people ask that. Yeah. No, it was very like, what?
Starting point is 00:18:55 But my favorite part is like, why would you ask the superhero that? Exactly. He's a superhero. So is my four-year-old. So am I. But the funny part about all this is that this reporter has been through a lot recently. This is the same reporter from TMZ who chased after ASEAP Rocky and threw up after jogging with him. If you guys remember that story.
Starting point is 00:19:19 Yeah. What was she asking him last time? She was asking him. Asap, I think about like his collabs with like his shoes and stuff. But he didn't want to answer any questions. He said, take a run with me. And she tried her best. So she's the paparazzi that everyone's trying
Starting point is 00:19:35 to avoid. Basically. Yeah, she's on the scene. Yeah, but there's something that are like homies. Right. Yeah. And it's probably because she would ask a question like this that they're trying to avoid her. Yeah, I had a friend who was a paparazzi and he would end up at Lana DeRay shows. He knew all the Kardashians. And it was like, he'd sit in their car and hang out with them.
Starting point is 00:19:55 What? Like, he was very, like, because he wasn't disrespectful. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. There's a way. It's like similar, like sports reporters, like, you know, the ones that go up to the podium and ask these like click baity questions. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:07 They're not going to get along with the, you know, LeBron's and the Anthony Davis. But like when you're cool with them, you know what I'm saying? You get more insider information. Right. That's cool. So it's all about the approach. But does this woman need a race? Is she doing her job over, like doing a great?
Starting point is 00:20:21 like doing a great job or is she also is she like I think she needed a raise after running with rocky that's she got free lunch which is like 20 bucks that is true yep it's not bad in this economy not too bad yeah I don't know what then what's going to happen is that they're gonna people are going to purposely not want her like get her name yeah and not want her at events not want her in specific places yeah because one time I got checked at a shoot because they thought it was TMZ yeah it was a it was a Travis Scott shoot right and they came up to You TMZ? I was like, no, man, I'm not TMZ.
Starting point is 00:20:56 And then they're like, all right, just making sure. You can get depressed like that? Yeah. I'm not trying to give anyone a race for being disrespectful and doing their job like that. Maximil said, I'm not TMZ. I'm bad nice. And then if you think of like paparazzi, our paparazzi and shout out to all the paparazzi, for listening right now.
Starting point is 00:21:13 But they're like you see them. They're chilling. They're waiting outside. I know other paparazzi that are like, they're low key. They're right on. you they're like making sure like they know where you're at i think ours are kind of like chilling yeah so why am i going to get them more money i don't want to say anything to get on their man yeah yeah i see her i'm running the other way and hoping she can't keep up no you see her and
Starting point is 00:21:36 you're like hey i'm big uh i do stuff up i'm running yeah i need to test out like if the gym is working i'm gonna see how far i're not gonna chase you she chased she's not gonna acea rocky you're right he's like i'm big for me let me fix my fit really quick i'm overestimating i did it Instagram model one. Yeah, exactly. Hold on. Is the lighting good? Is it a lighting good?
Starting point is 00:21:55 How's the lighting right here? All right, all right, all right. Look, Yassine Bay, aka Mo's deaf, has some more words for Drake. Okay, so Mozdev, aka Yassine Bay. P-KA. P-K-A. Formerly known as, you're right. Him and Drake have been having a little back and forth, you know,
Starting point is 00:22:13 debating about Drake making shopping music with an edge. You know, Drake, like, subliminally responding on his IG stories. They've been debating about most deaf. personal opinion. Yeah. For me. You know, most definitely has gotten
Starting point is 00:22:27 some backlash and, you know, also people have cited with him as well. But he decided to finally address Drake directly. All right. So listen to this.
Starting point is 00:22:37 Free everything I need to be free. Drake, if you would like to speak to me directly, you can at any point. I reached out to Chappelle,
Starting point is 00:22:46 I accidentally reached out to you. I DM'd you. You are. very talented emcee. But for me, I require more of myself and others than just talent or charm or charisma, particularly in times of urgent crisis. So he's calling him out, you know, I guess to make more meaningful music, is what it seems like? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:15 And he's saying also, like, I'm asking this of you because I require this of myself. Yeah. Yeah. So it's a different approach. And he's trying to obviously, like his tone of voice is like he's not joking, trolling. Like he's being serious. Like a challenge like from elder in hip hop to, you know, to somebody who's, you know, super influential in the game. Right.
Starting point is 00:23:37 Yeah. Yeah. Unfortunately, it just sounds like it makes him sound like an old hip hop hate, like a hater, you know. Yeah. When, I mean, in reality, it was his opinion, his personal opinion. And he said that. And he said that. But, you know, everything gets taken out of context in today's time.
Starting point is 00:23:52 Yeah, sadly. And it's not up to, like, that's up to Drake. Right. That too. That's up to Drake if he wants to make shopping with an edge music or if he wants to make meaningful music. And he's never been like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:03 Drake is, we're not looking to Drake to tell us about, like, the sign of the times or political at all. No, at all. And anything like that. But because he's not like that, that is why these rappers who are more conscious, who are lyrical, who have the bars and all of that, think that way of him. Yeah. So he's like, hey, this is how I feel.
Starting point is 00:24:20 and this is why I feel that way. Should you want me to feel a different way, which probably Drake don't care. Although I do think Drake is a big hip hop bit, then this is what I would require, which is what anyone would require. If you want to be on that, like, I guess, that arena of rap.
Starting point is 00:24:36 Yes. That part of rap. I just think everybody doesn't need to be everything. Exactly. Every artist doesn't need to make A to Z music. You know what I'm saying? The same way we're not asking Mo's Deaf to be like, hey, bro, can you make a clubbanger pretty please?
Starting point is 00:24:49 and, you know, these time. I really need to, like, forget about all these, you know, things that are going on in the world. It's like, no, we go to Drake for this. We go to Most Def for this. We go to... I don't even think, I don't care for, like, shout on Most Def, but he had, in his time,
Starting point is 00:25:02 he made club bangers and all of that. Like, he's also, like, a grown... Of course. Like, he's not in the same. And it's, at all. But it's, like, asking Kendrick. Yeah. For, like, a club anger.
Starting point is 00:25:12 Exactly. You know, it's like, we know what Kendrick's going to give us. Yeah. We go to pit bull for that. That's not. Don't it. Chica, chiga. You guys want her...
Starting point is 00:25:21 You guys are bojangling out. Bojangles. I love bojango. Honestly, it's maximal's fault. Sorry. You didn't even mention it today. No, I didn't. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:29 Okay. It's not a time yet. Okay. All right. It's not bojeng. It's not bojangles. It's not bojangs. All right, guys, that was your word on Rose Cranzberg.
Starting point is 00:25:37 I'm Rose Cranzvik for Brown Bag mornings. I'm Power 106. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? I am so scared for all of our fruit trees. Why?
Starting point is 00:25:51 Yes, because soon we could not have any fruit trees in Southern California if this thing keeps keeping up. Okay, so there is, we've talked about it previously. We've talked about this fruit fly. It's called the Oriental fruit fly. It kind of looks like a bee. It looks like a big old bee, right? And what it does when it gets into fruit trees is that lays its larvae in the fruit. And then they eat their way out, but they rot the fruit.
Starting point is 00:26:13 They eat the whole fruit. And it's like done with. So apparently it's getting so bad that in San Bernardino County, more than 2,000 homeowners are going to have their fruit rip from their trees whether they like it or not. No way. And this is trying to try because they're trying to get rid of these invasive species. They're saying, look, if the tree, if the fruit falls from your tree, put it in a bag. Don't put it in the compost, put it in the like the straight to like the, to throw away because they're trying to rip out these trees so that they don't have any homes anymore, the little, the little animals. But I'm like, dude, those are our fruit trees.
Starting point is 00:26:47 My friend lives in Chino and he has a big old orange tree in his back. And I just got into much of them. Why don't we just block them off? Bobo Lemmon. Just tell the bug no. Timber and Dino. Sorry. Just bubble Simon Nidno and that's really me.
Starting point is 00:27:00 Because I think I saw something about it being like Santa Clarita too, like in different areas. That's scary though. It says the fruit removal is mandatory. Mandatory. How do they know? Like they're not going to look into my backyard. They are. This is an conspiracy.
Starting point is 00:27:14 Really? Really? They're trying to make sure that we only buy bad fruit from the store. I don't know because those little bugs looks really scary. I mean, please don't put that in my head. No, I'm just saying. Because then you did Inception and now I'm just going to be thinking about it. The government released the bussy.
Starting point is 00:27:28 Oh, no, they just, they came to pick up. Irene, get up. Men of black are here. Irene. They love it. They hired Lettie to not let you speak about him. Oh. That's what you are.
Starting point is 00:27:41 This whole time you were right. Oh. Let's make San Bernardino Island. How about that? A island? It does look like a, oh, it looks exactly like a bee. Yeah, it looks like a big old bee, but it's a fruit fly. But where did they come from?
Starting point is 00:27:54 Who sent them? Well, they said that they go from me. He came from crates sometimes when we order from overseas. Yeah. And they like. We order a fruit from overseas? Yeah. You know, crazy.
Starting point is 00:28:03 No. When we can order anything from overseas. Oh, and it just thinks. Gotcha. I think there was one book. I don't know if it's a specific one, but the bamboo plants that we order like that we can buy you know you go you buy that doesn't come from here that comes from overseas but in there there could be little bugs and stuff like that this is like you don't know what's in the anything yeah you're
Starting point is 00:28:21 right it's like when your neighbors have roaches you know what I'm saying oh yeah oh yeah I feel like I'm missing all the drops for these new uh bugs and stuff like that's like I know God just dropped the new bug alert here you go like dropping drugs now they're shipping bugs yeah I'm about to be a bug dealer you don't yeah we're trying to get rid of them that's the thing I know me too You're bugging me right now. That's wild, though. And I know Angie, your dad works with trees. Does he ever, like, cut fruit trees or is just regular trees?
Starting point is 00:28:52 No, honestly, it's always just regular trees. It's really rare that he's going to go and cut an apple tree or anything like that because people just want to keep those. Yeah, well, now you're just going to have to cut them down. Better business for us. Do they know what happens if you eat the fruit that has been? Well, I don't think you would want to eat a fruit that's, like, all gross inside. No.
Starting point is 00:29:10 But you wouldn't know if it's like the beginning. And then the maggots get born in your body. They eat their way out. Ew! You're going to have a little. Resident Evil? Yeah. You ever think about how you have bugs in your body more than likely?
Starting point is 00:29:24 Yeah, we do. Yeah, we do. We do. But they're good for you. No, actually, no, like the probiotics and all of that. Like, those are, when I was little. It's just scary to think about. No, actually, when I was little, I actually had worms inside me.
Starting point is 00:29:38 Like, I had to go to the doctors. A lumbriz? Yeah, I was like, you know how they say lumrissienta? like warm me that was me like I was six and my mom had to take me to the doctors and they had to give me medicine because I ate way too much candy that's what they told me that's what they told me that's not true oh my god I can't wait to use that but I'm so cute my mom I'm sure you had worms I'm sure that happened that's that was them taking advantage of the moment yeah that's them they could have told you
Starting point is 00:30:09 anything. That's because you didn't do your homework. Now I don't like sweets. That's why. They traumatize you to stop eating candy. I can't wait. Is that why you're always wiggling in between breaks? Maybe.
Starting point is 00:30:21 Leave her low. That's because I need to use the breast. Leave my little guzzanalo. 4-06. Brown bag mornings. Good morning. I'm Letty. Hi, Lati.
Starting point is 00:30:32 Hi, Angie. Hi, Lati. You guys don't know what did yesterday? What did you do? I surprised Maximum and Vic. Yes. What? What?
Starting point is 00:30:39 They scared. She scared me. Shout to the homie. His sister trainer. Yeah. And I, shout on his suit. I already sniff. Oh. And I told his sister that they both ate donuts.
Starting point is 00:30:51 So to be harder on them. Yeah, she did say. She lied on me. I didn't lie. I didn't like a donut. I ate donuts in my lifetime. Yes. That's not alive.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Did I eat them yesterday? No, I did not. They were everywhere and you guys ate them. Vic, what did you just ask me for, Vic right now? A cookie. Oh, way! That really happened? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:12 Let me tell Jesus. Hesso's seeing, are you listening? No, but look, tell him what you said. I didn't eat them all. Exactly. So I didn't eat anything. Yeah. Shout to God.
Starting point is 00:31:23 And then Jesus is training me and then he's training them, Pots. And then, but mine are different because he has like girl-centric. He's like, girls want to work out different things that guys want to work out. But I just see them suffering. And I was like, Hes-hmm. Did you add a little extra? Because of me, because of the donuts, he's like, yeah. He's like, even if they're in light of me, I'm going to still.
Starting point is 00:31:39 believe the egg donuts. Wow. That's messed up. Yeah, she kept saying like, oh, it's those donuts. I'm like, I didn't eat it. I was like trying to like prove to him. I'm like, lie detector right now, I promise. You smell like glazed.
Starting point is 00:31:53 I feel like we all saw Maximo eat a donut though. Not going to lie. Yes. Maximo definitely ate one. I didn't eat a donut. Are you sure? I don't know. You were discussing this after.
Starting point is 00:32:01 I swear to God, I saw you eating. I smelled the donuts. He smelled the donuts. He took pictures of the donuts. I took. I wanted to. I just stay strong so I took a photo and sent it to Vic and I said stay strong brother. Yeah and I was getting really getting really cranky.
Starting point is 00:32:16 I was like almost yelling at Angie because she took 40 minutes to eat her. I did. She's like her donut? Her coffee cake. My coffee cake. But I take breaks. You had it like you just had it there like just like just eat it. Like I'm taking a bite.
Starting point is 00:32:29 He's yelling at me. He's like, why does it take you so long to eat that? I want to eat it in 30 seconds. So welcome to our fit journey. Yeah. That was you trying to resist temptation, right? Pretty much. That was our life yesterday.
Starting point is 00:32:46 That was really funny. How was the workout? It was good. Jesus is really, really good at what he does. And literally the guys, or I saw them trying really hard. And the thing that I thought was so funny is like, I could see Vig specifically suffering. Vick is suffering, but he's not going to say I'm going to stop. And I don't know if it's him being embarrassed or him like not want, but I could see him like literally.
Starting point is 00:33:08 I said, it was like, all right, now you guys are going to do curls or now you guys are going to do dead list or now you guys are going to get this ball and throw it up and down. I could see Vick's face not happy at all. Like,
Starting point is 00:33:18 but doing it. Like, dreading it. Yeah. Well, it wasn't like, not that I hate it. I mean,
Starting point is 00:33:23 I hate some workout, you know, everybody does. But like, I'm just like, nah, I don't have like that quit in you. You know,
Starting point is 00:33:28 that dog in you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't.
Starting point is 00:33:33 I didn't. I waited to talk out in the car. Look, we got shoutouts who we're shouting down today. We got birthday shoutouts. Easy money on Instagram wants to wish her son Chris a happy 20th birthday from his mom. Easy money. Yeah, easy money. And she says her six-year-old Ezra loves listening to us on the way to school.
Starting point is 00:33:51 Happy birthday to Vicki from Uncle Ricky. Hey, happy birthday to Ricky. Happy birthday to Georgina, Mateo's from Long Beach County. Yeah, Long Beach. LBC. LBC? Is it a Long Beach County? Or no, Long Beach.
Starting point is 00:34:06 Yeah, LBC. Yeah, LBC. Oh, you don't know what LBC means. No. Even I know. Oh. Sorry, I'm not. Whittier, fools.
Starting point is 00:34:14 Yeah, exactly. You're a woodier. You made me think I wrote it wrong. You know, it's LBC. We all know what it means. Greg, what does the LBC mean? Long Beach. No, what's the C4?
Starting point is 00:34:24 County. County, I don't know. City. City? Cribs. I'm kidding. Okay. You guys are two gangsters.
Starting point is 00:34:32 You guys are two gang- from me over. Oh, okay, you don't know this song? The summertime. She's a guy with a LBC. Come on, Gregorio. He knows that.
Starting point is 00:34:41 He's so mad. You know what? I don't know that. That's an old people song. He's an act like he never mixed for K-Day. Yeah. I can bring you.
Starting point is 00:34:51 All right, Greg. We got more shout-out. Steph wants to shout out her daughter Layla and Ivy who listened to us on the way to school. Shout out Lela. Ivy. Yisenia wants to shout out
Starting point is 00:35:01 her kids. Elmer, Diego, Justin. and Princess Hazel. Elmer, Diego, Justin, Justin, and Justin. Justin. And Princess Hazel. Well, I know who's your favorite. Yeah, Princess Hazel.
Starting point is 00:35:14 Wow, four kids. You guys have a TV? You guys have Wi-Fi? Or you guys not do any of the little lady. And Cindy wants us to shout out the Monabello Indians, Pee-Wee cheer team and wish them a happy comp week and good luck this week. Come on.
Starting point is 00:35:29 You guys are going to win that. No good luck. You guys got this. You guys are the winner, winner chicken dinners, okay? We didn't do happy birthday. We didn't do Felice Compliance. At thee. Okay, so ready?
Starting point is 00:35:39 So to Georgina, Vicky and Chris, Feliz Cumblaños. A team. Happy birthday, you guys. And then shout out everybody else for listening, especially the Elmer, Diego, Justin, Princess Hazel. Shout to LBC. Yes, shout to LBC, which Greg is learning, you guys.
Starting point is 00:35:54 Greg is learning. It's a new thing. Okay. Did you see, before we get into Homey Helpline, did you see the tweet that went viral of Elmo? asking how everyone's doing. Yes. Irene, I know you saw that.
Starting point is 00:36:07 Yeah, he did. It was just Elmo saying, like, just checking in, right? Yeah. He was like, just checking in. And everybody's like, oh, life sucks. Yeah. They're like, just checking in. How are you doing today?
Starting point is 00:36:17 And then they're like, Elmo, today's not the day. Elmo, it's hard out here, Elmo. And it's literally the cutest little Elmo. Like, super innocent. It was very innocent. And everyone was just trauma dumping on him. They felt very comfortable telling them, like, exactly how it's going.
Starting point is 00:36:32 Yeah. Because we were three. Yeah. He's a real one. Somebody said, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. And then Elmo replied, this is how Elmo feels when he skips nap time. I love Elmo. Me too. Shut of that guy.
Starting point is 00:36:47 It was cool. It was like getting a check-in from an old friend. Yeah. And then you really saying, you know what? I got to tell you the truth. You really, Vance. Because if anyone asks you how you do, you just lie and say, oh, good. You know, it's great.
Starting point is 00:36:57 Well, actually, rent, prices have skyrocketed here in California area. You know, inflation and my love life. There's a lot of things going on me, Elmo. Things aren't the same. I wish I could be a kid again. And then he just laughs. All right, let's get him to a homie offline. All right, check this out, homie.
Starting point is 00:37:14 You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. James is a sick ass fool, all right? I had to edit this down a little. Because he needs our help, but he has a different vocabulary.
Starting point is 00:37:32 But look, he sent us a DM and said, what's up, Brownback? I have a little problem. Okay, so I have a sister-in-law that I'm starting to hate. And if I was a girl, I would beat her up or even thought of getting some of my home girls to beat her up. He said, what? She is fake. She treats my mom like crap. But when she's around us, she's nice to her.
Starting point is 00:37:52 My mom is 70 years old. She just had knee surgery, so me and my brothers are taking care of her. I take her to therapy, and so does my little brother. when I take my mom to therapy, she cries and tells me what this hyna does to her and the way she talks to her, my mom doesn't want to be there anymore. And she said to put her in a home instead. Oh, that's so sad. Yeah. She said, I can't take her.
Starting point is 00:38:15 I can't take her in. I live in a mobile home. My two younger brothers can't take her because they live with their in-laws. What should I tell her? Should I tell her something or tell my carnal something? I don't want to hurt his feelings or him say something. and then he wants to catch a fade. Help me, brown bag.
Starting point is 00:38:33 His guy, not meaning his brother? His brother. Okay. Yeah. That's his brother's girl. Yeah. Okay. Damn.
Starting point is 00:38:40 That's rough. It's like mistreating the mom when no one's around. Yeah, but I would think like the first thing you do is talk to the brother and be like, hey, check your girl. Right. Like, he's disrespect. It sounds easier. It sounds easy to be like, hey, check your girl. Well, I think that's the first thing you do.
Starting point is 00:38:54 Yeah. It might be that this brother in particular, maybe he's like a hot head or something. But it's your mom. Yeah. It's a little different. If it's getting that crazy where your mom is complaining. I'm wondering if your mom has told your brother. That too.
Starting point is 00:39:05 Yeah. Maybe not. Maybe this brother in particular is like very sensitive. Like don't tell me nothing. Don't tell me about my girl. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And it gets people like apprehensive to open up to them.
Starting point is 00:39:16 I don't know. That's wild. Yeah. To be treated like that and to know that someone's getting treated like that and then to not do anything but to write us instead. Yeah. Yeah. Like there's things you could do. Tell a Tia.
Starting point is 00:39:28 Tell a like tell your cousin. in style your prima or something. Someone that loves your mom, that's a girl. Yeah. Tell them to catch the fate. No, we'll tell them, but if he's too, if he can't or if he doesn't want to, if he feels because of this, I can,
Starting point is 00:39:40 because of this, I can't. Because of this, I can't. I would stand up for a mom, but you know, I can't because I'm this, because I'm this, because I'm this, because I'm that. I can't. It's like, I'll put someone up there that will. Ah, okay.
Starting point is 00:39:49 I get what you say now. Talk to your brother. I think obviously communication is the first thing. Getting in people's relationships is always the hardest part because it's less about the relationship because they're not saying break up with this girl they're just saying hey we gotta do something
Starting point is 00:40:05 about moms and this girl this girl can't be around mom she's got to get checked yeah yeah but they're saying should I tell my brother first or should I say something to her well yeah don't say anything to her yeah let's go to your brother look we solved your life let us know how you would help the homie
Starting point is 00:40:21 okay he has a brother and a sister-in-law that seems to be the worst apparently they have her taking care of moms though she's the one that takes mom's places right and when she does the mom complains about how mean she is to her correct and so he's trying to figure it out like should i tell my brother should i say something to the girl should i can't i can't take my mom myself because i have all this stuff going on what would you tell our guy in this situation power 106 all right check this out
Starting point is 00:40:50 you need a homie or need some help we need your help we need a line i mean phone line we got you for The homie helpline. James has a problem with his cunada and wants his home girls to treat her like a pinata. All right. So James has a sister-in-law that takes care of his mom. His mom's 70 years old. And she is saying that she's getting mistreated by the sister-in-law. And he wants to know whether to tell his brother something or whether he should tell her something or what he should do in general.
Starting point is 00:41:25 man what type of mistreatment is she getting is he's saying just treats her like crap you know and then also when everybody's around treats her extra nice so it's almost like in a way gaslighting you know because it's like oh yeah I tell you this and then it's like when in person's like well how what do you mean look how she treats you treat you so well so it's also kind of messing with her mentally you know enough that she cries to her son James and is like hey like this isn't okay just put me in a home I rather do that than deal with her well that's low-key elderly abusive it's really bad but he's not saying what like yeah yeah he didn't put what he tilt yeah yeah okay uh and putting her in a home is not an option
Starting point is 00:42:06 because she wants to she wants that for herself she just she'd rather yeah usually they don't want that the for them yeah i think i think it's like a like she's saying that so they can find the solution yes yeah yeah because once she wants uh latina parents in one of those that oh you go on here right yeah she probably doesn't mean like bingo to be honest to say that right right he thinks that they play binglera oh i worked in one they don't they don't yeah see well i was also in the dementia and um oh dhomer's unit
Starting point is 00:42:37 oh okay yeah so it probably would be different yeah all right let's go to the phone lines who are we going to we are going to rick from whittier online too rick you're all good morning brown bear good morning rick how are you all right how about yourself um you know what I was really thinking about it today.
Starting point is 00:42:57 I don't know what to do with my life. You know, I was thinking like, it was really hard to- I'm right there with you. Yeah, see, let's just start messing. Like, how are you really? No, we good for it. We got a job where you're talking to you. So talk to us, Papi.
Starting point is 00:43:11 What would you tell James? Oh, let me need to come down with that poppy stuff. Oh, my, James! No kids! No kids! I'm just gonna do a new rule! No more puppy, letty. No more poppy, okay, James, James, James.
Starting point is 00:43:24 James James. Right, right, yeah. No, so if I was dude, you know, I would sit down, I'd get my little, my brother and his lady, and I sit them down and just be like, yo, like, let him know what's going on, you know, for our moms to be like, I want to go in a home, you know, because, you know, this is happening to me. And that's kind of bad, man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:46 And when every family's got that fake, guinea, you know what I mean? Yep. Everybody's got there. So that's what I'm saying. I would just sit him down. and, you know, if brother wants to take it left, then it's got to go left. Right.
Starting point is 00:43:58 It just needs to be made aware of, you know what I mean? Because that's not good. That's not good at all cost. You got to stand up for moms. Even if brothers are a certain way or the sister-in-law's a certain way or if money's tight or whatever. Like think of she's 70 years old. That's 70 years of living here of literally standing up for you as children,
Starting point is 00:44:20 raising you. Like at some point you have to stand up for her back. Whatever the cost is. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I don't know. He just needs to man up like you said and just say something. Say something.
Starting point is 00:44:32 Yeah. People in the comments too are talking about this story in our Instagram, Brownback Mornings 106, they said, but the time it took this guy to write this message, I would have been made something happen. Exactly. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:44:46 Who else are going to Momasita? We're going to Vanessa from San Fernando on line four. Vanet. Vanessa. Vanessa. Hi. Good morning. Hey girl, good morning to you.
Starting point is 00:44:55 What are you up to over there in the Valley? All my way to work right now. What do you do for work? I work in downtown L.A. Damn, you got a good drive ahead of you. We love it. Keep listening, keep listening. She pays for parking.
Starting point is 00:45:09 Yeah. Oh, yeah, Vanessa. You have to pay crazy for parking, huh? 16 a day. No, it's the early. Yeah, it's crazy. Okay. She's like, I didn't call for my, I mean, I thought.
Starting point is 00:45:20 All right, Vanessa, what would you tell James? man i would have already taken you know i would have done something about it already i mean i would catch a case for my mom anytime he needs to take you know he needs to take matters into his own hands because that's very unacceptable yeah especially from an outsider she's not even like you know man if it was my cousin or something that would have been different but yeah or if it's like a sibling like oh like sometimes like if a parent complains about her sibling it's like yeah you know that's how they are You know, it's because how you were when we were little. But, yeah, we don't know this lady.
Starting point is 00:45:57 He needs to take action. Yeah, he needs to do something about it right now. What do you think? Because he is saying, you know, I'm a dude. I can't really take off on this girl. And I also don't have the money to, like, take my mom in. So what he could do, you know, like one of his girl cousins know, one of his BS. They could, you know, they could handle that situation for him.
Starting point is 00:46:21 But, you know, make sure it gets happy. because if his mom is really saying, you know, I'd rather go to old people home. Like that's really bad. Yeah. That's true. Well, yeah. Somebody in the comments brought up a point that said, like, who knows the real truth? Sometimes old people say stuff for attention.
Starting point is 00:46:40 So she might be exaggerating. Oh, my God. Wait, not to gas lighter. No, no, not to gas lighter or like take anything away. But it's like all the more reason to have just a sit down and talk to them. Because it's like maybe it's not as bad as it's. It seems, but it is bad and it is affecting her. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:55 But like to, you know, get the the Thia goons to just beat her up and it might be a misunderstanding. Yeah. Well, someone else has said a hands are rated E for everyone. When it comes to mama. Yeah. I mean, that's fair. You know, I, and we get this a lot with our stories. It's always like, well, what if this person writing in is a liar?
Starting point is 00:47:13 What if this is like, but I kind of like, this is what we're presented. And I don't, like, I remember I was getting treated really bad by a Thia when I was little. Every time I would go, uh, getting. get taken care of. I was just treated worse than the other kids. I told you guys, she would feed me Ron Wayabas. Like, she'd be really mean. And she'd be nicer to the boy, like the boy cousins in our family.
Starting point is 00:47:33 And I remember telling my dad, like complaining to him, like, dad, this is happening. And when my dad confronted them, like, he brought me in and he brought my Tia in. And she was the sweetest thing. Like, no, leti, I don't know so. I'm not like that. I don't do that to you. And to the point where I'm a kid, I only know, like, I don't even know what. that was like what was happening so I'm like froze right and so at any point in time you could say
Starting point is 00:47:58 oh that person is just lying essentially that's what she's saying like hey she's a kid she's probably just doing this for attention blah blah blah so to me when I hear that like that the old lady might be lying for attention I'm like dog it would be worse not to believe them and it be true yeah than to believe them and it not be true I would rather believe this lady and find out it's not true than not believe her and this is going on to her because so often people or like and this is why they don't speak up because they have and then you're like no that's not true especially if they say the lady the coniada the sister-in-law is really nice in person or in front of everyone but the mom's is like dude she is like yeah she's giving me hell like I would rather go to an
Starting point is 00:48:38 old folks home and then sometimes you can like finesse the situation and say oh yeah she's just old she doesn't know what she's talking about that's even worse you know because it can be like oh she's being seen now like yeah put a camera that's what I was thinking that too like yeah Put a camera and just hide them and see how really she acts towards her. Or the grandma, the mom wear a wire. Yeah. You can put a nanny cam, like a hidden camera. On a nanny cam.
Starting point is 00:49:02 And then have the movie premiere at the family party. So all the Tias and all the Prima's are there. Magida. Yeah. And it's just like, what's your initial reaction? And they're just jumping the sister-in-law. It'll be a royal rumble for the sister-in-law. For sure.
Starting point is 00:49:18 That's a trip, man. All right, Irene, who else we got baby girl? We have Diane from Compton on line 5. Come on, Diane. Good morning. How are you, baby, girl? So far, so good. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:49:30 Hey, I'm going to say that. That's a good answer. It can be better. See, we're Eeyore's over here. We're very Eeyore today. Sorry, Diane. We don't want to give you our energy. But doesn't life suck?
Starting point is 00:49:40 I'm kidding. You guys are complaining about things that we haven't done or we just keep going. I know. Which one is it? Facts on facts. Diane, talk to us. What would you tell James? Well, I've,
Starting point is 00:49:51 worked in so many skilled nurse facilities, including retirement homes and everything, my biggest suggestion is that the whole family needs to sit down, all siblings. And if that includes the wife being present in like that little family reunion that they're going to have, respectfully, they need to listen to the mother's witches. Because sometimes in situations like this, the mom may be saying the truth, but behind scenes, the daughter-in-law or the son-in-law may be taking advantage of the mom per se. So if the mom wants to go to like a home because she'll feel safer and everything, hey, by all means, listen to your mom.
Starting point is 00:50:35 Right. And the person who has the responsibility of that should be someone that's either the oldest, the next of kin, or someone who is financially and more responsible than the other one to make those decisions for the mom and take power of turning of that. That would there is no misunderstandings or anything like that. That's my biggest thing. Like if your mom is telling you something, listen to your mom. And yes, some people may have Alzheimer's or dementia or they might be very forgetful,
Starting point is 00:51:10 but some things are always lining up with, the storyline of what they're going through at home because of I've been close to patients like that myself and I would question some of the things that they would tell me when I started speaking to their family members about it they would tell me oh it's because this and this happened when she used to live with them and the first thing to that they remember and all of that yeah and if the mom is completely fine mentally hey listen to your mom like don't don't do that Like your mom has always been there for you there since day one. If she didn't want you, she would have done something about it from the beginning, you know?
Starting point is 00:51:48 But she's been there for you. She has always been your biggest supporter. And if the daughter-in-law is really mistreating her, hey, there is something wrong. And as siblings, Johnny too, like lay it down, put it on the table, lay all the cards out, and help the mom out. Yeah. And there's a lot of resources. Maybe this son that, you know, wrote into you guys may not. not be financially stable or has a home big enough to take in mom.
Starting point is 00:52:16 But there's resources out there for mom. Yeah. There's a lot of good. Yeah. We love our old people. There's a lot of stuff that old people can sign up for. If they can remember. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:25 There's a lot of programs for them and people just don't look into it. Yeah. Diane, I have a question, okay? Yeah. You don't have to answer for a long time. But I have a question. When you're in the places that you work at, do you see a lot of Latino older people?
Starting point is 00:52:39 because I worked at an old folks, a convalescent home too, and I didn't see, like, it was more, it was more Caucasian, like, people that we had living there. Do you see that as part of our culture that we do that? Do you see that in the homes that you work in? The first one that I worked in, I only saw maybe, like, a handful of Latinos because they might not have family that lives within the city, and they probably live outside in, like, the other countries or so. but the rest of the ones that I've been in,
Starting point is 00:53:10 the majority of them are Latinos. And half of those were by choice because of the stuff that was happening at home. Wow. Yeah. And sometimes let's say that you may live here in California and your kids decided to move out to like Colorado or Arizona or Texas, and the mom doesn't want to move in with them.
Starting point is 00:53:34 They end up in places like this too. Wow. Good for nothing kids, leaving a stay and not caring about what you're making. I mean, in our culture, like you said, we are accustomed to take care of mom and dad, grandma, grandpa's at home. Because that's something that we want to do for them because we have that. Yeah. Yeah, they did everything for us. So it's like, okay, we got to do it back to them to repay them back.
Starting point is 00:53:57 But at the end of the day, if no one's, you know, stable enough to keep them at home or take care of them, even when you're older because a lot of people, We do get old too. We're not going to be able to take care of our old parents if we're old ourselves or six ourselves. Yeah. So they need the assistance of like the LVNs or the RNs or RNs or RNs and CNAs that work in those facilities. Right. I bet you give great company.
Starting point is 00:54:21 I think she gives great companies too. Definitely look into that. Because I know we're saying that she's saying, oh, I'd rather go to old folks home because she's just playing or like she's saying it's that bad. Or maybe she does really want to go to an old folks home. It might be good. Maybe she saw Frederico and Elgaro over there. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:38 Yeah. Yeah. She heard. I'm going to be around these kids. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe there's a, I mean, I think they turn up at the old folks on. They do.
Starting point is 00:54:45 Oh, yeah. Like a negative stigma about putting kids, I mean, sorry, putting your parents in like an old home. Oh, for sure. Right. Like as Latinos, like, we might feel guilty. Like, oh, no, we shouldn't do that. Like, that's not what we do in our culture.
Starting point is 00:54:59 So that might be the thing. It's like, they're not actually considering that option because of what they feel. Right. But a lot of us are not equipped sometimes because it's like they, not that they like old people come with problems, but things happen to older people, us all when we get older. If we're not, if we're not, like, we're just figuring it out. And I don't think that our parents deserve that either, you know? Sure. Yeah, my dad doesn't live with me until forever.
Starting point is 00:55:24 He's not allowed to die either. So, but he's always in live with me. But he's very active. He's very active. Yeah. And that's the thing. Yeah, like sometimes depending on how old the kids are or what position they're in and in life, they can't. always take care of the parents you know they might be working yeah 60 hours a week
Starting point is 00:55:39 yeah they might not love him like you okay oh I wasn't talking about okay I don't know I feel like this whole mom's not even old you wish you were like I can't wait so she's old there's another reason to kick her out yeah she's not kicking her out okay no so she can't get the dog no no stop like KPWR Cairo 106 I know L's number one for him Hip-Hop. K-P-WR, Power 106, L-A's number one. Can I say this without you guys making noise? K-P-W-R, Power 106, L-A's number one for hip-hop.
Starting point is 00:56:14 We're inside the Homey Helpline. That's like the business of radio that we have to do, but my guys don't even let me say word. We can. We're inside the home-me-help line. James hit us up. He has a sister-in-law. His sister-in-law takes care mostly of moms,
Starting point is 00:56:27 like of their mom, of him and his brother's mom. And apparently, according to the mom who's 70 years old, she treats her horribly. And she's told her son, You know, I would rather go to old folks home than have to be with this like this daughter-in-law that I have. She treats me, she's like on the verge of tears or crying when she's explaining this to James. And James, low-key, he's like, dude, if I was a girl, I would have just gone to town on my sister-in-law. But I'm not.
Starting point is 00:56:51 So I'm trying to figure out what I can do. I can't take my mom in. The money's not right on my end. But I don't know what to do. So we're trying to help this full out. Power 106, L.A's number one for hip-hop. Power 106, L.A's number one for hip-hip-hop. Good morning.
Starting point is 00:57:04 Good morning. I just told on Vic again to our trainer. This is not bad. Vic. It has peanut butter. What's wrong with peanut butter? That's good. Yeah, it's protein.
Starting point is 00:57:15 Okay. Peanut butter on its own is not good. A glob of peanut butter, it's all important. It's one scoop. Exactly. One scoop. Angie, one scoop of peanut butter is not healthy. If you're on your feet journey, Angie, I know you're not on your feet journey,
Starting point is 00:57:29 but if you're on your fit journey, it's not healthy, especially with the way that these fools work out. Then it's not even just the one scoop Scoup which is scoop like think of an ice cream scoop That's what he has a scoop of peanut butter He has oats Strawberries overnight oats Yeah overnight oats strawberry strawberries have so much sugar in them
Starting point is 00:57:47 But they're natural in the Our trainer said to eat fruit It's fine okay That's it let me call his shoes Yeah yeah yeah But that to me looks super healthy No it's healthy right it's not keto And that's the thing that we think things that look healthy
Starting point is 00:58:00 Are healthy and no they're not healthy That's healthy I mean, at least it's not like a burrito. Definitely. It could be worse, but it may be not because you're trading carbs in a brito. Yeah. To sugar, which is also concerning to carbs or whatever. And I'm not a mishealth expert.
Starting point is 00:58:14 Yeah. But I just know you're trading one evil for the other evil right now. Look at around day five over here. If it tastes good, it's not healthy. That's the number one rule. Really? It doesn't taste good. It tastes good.
Starting point is 00:58:23 It doesn't taste that good. No, it's got it. It looks better than what it tastes. Yeah, for sure. It's kind of like. Well, come in the next. You're going to get on the phone with his, this is the trainer. Call right now.
Starting point is 00:58:32 What is it? What's the order? Overnight Oats. Yeah, overnight oats. It's called Oat Mix and Chill. Okay. You know what I'm saying? So it's not Oat Mix and Workout, right? Mine's called Overnight Oats and Workout.
Starting point is 00:58:47 And Dalé Recio. D'Avianbo. Outs. What's exactly in it? Like, yeah, what's in it? It's overnight oats. And guess what? The peanut butter is probably store about peanut butter because there's sugar that they add to peanut butter.
Starting point is 00:59:00 That's probably not the one that they're using. You didn't click the organic homemade button? No sugar added peanut butter. All I know is that it's not that great. So it must be healthy. It must be healthy. And it's way better than when I used to eat breakfast burritos like the humongous one.
Starting point is 00:59:17 Yeah. I used to make overnight at home. I would hope. I would hope. Oates at home. On Thursday, the guys have to check in their weight. So they started it in a certain weight and their body fat. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:27 On Thursday, they're going to check their weight and their body fat to see because they've been working out for a month. Yeah. How are y'all feeling? I feel great. I feel great, man. Yeah. I look in the mirror and I just see like not perfection, but like on the road to perfection. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:40 Progress. Aren't we all? I'm on the road to a four-pack. Monday. Yesterday he was like, I just want to like, like, like, fight something. Yeah. Oh, Vic, relax. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:48 He's all juke yesterday. He's all jukees. Oh, it's because he was mad that you couldn't have a donut. Yeah. That's what it was. At the time of the month. But I've just been more like, I don't know, like just angry. But like in a good way.
Starting point is 01:00:01 It's like a huckle here. Let's get it in type of angry. Yeah. Pause. Not like that. But then it's funny because his sister's telling me, like, he'll talk to them about their diet, right? And the other day, he's like, oh, how would you eat last night to Vic? And he's like, you know, I just had a handful of fries.
Starting point is 01:00:17 Like, like, and Vick is genuinely, yeah, telling him. Potatoes. Happy about it. Yeah. Like, but even a handful of fries is not okay. And I know for you like, well, that's better because of what I'm used to. I'm used to like a bucket, right? I used to having like a full.
Starting point is 01:00:34 Okay, so put it this way. Like, I probably had a super light breakfast, super light, like something like this, you know, or like a protein shake or whatever. And then for lunch, something like heavier but still healthy, like a fish, like pokey or something like that, right? And then for dinner, I didn't really, I wasn't really that hungry. So just a handful of fries just to hold me over until the next day. Like small fries, large fries. It makes sense. No, literally like my son had some, like he had an order of fries and I said, give me a handful.
Starting point is 01:01:00 Yeah. And that was it. And that was my dinner. I don't think that's good either though Why? You should eat like Portions, it's progress. But isn't it?
Starting point is 01:01:08 It's probably Yeah You're fine It's also like It's not me eating a burger And fries You got a handful of salad Oh yeah
Starting point is 01:01:15 An apple That would have been Probably the healthier choice An apple, an orange A banana Like something You know I'm just like Trying to keep it light
Starting point is 01:01:23 I didn't This is the way I do it I try to eat a semi Healthy breakfast They're health gurus Now we're all Health Gurus by the way
Starting point is 01:01:30 And I have a terrible delicious lunch and I have a healthy dinner. What's the terrible delicious lunch? Like something unhealthy? Like? I can't wait for you guys check-ins. I cannot wait to see what it's been like a month in. Well, if I've gained weight or not lost any, then I guess let you'll be right about this.
Starting point is 01:01:48 And then this will be the last time I'm already. No, we're going to go off your body fat. Remember he said to think of your body fat. Yeah. Bro, he did my body fight yesterday. You're low. No, high. No way.
Starting point is 01:01:59 Let's eat. 78% body fat. No way. Yeah. Isn't it high? Just because you're, because you're small. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:05 Well, he said it's like women carry more like naturally. Oh yeah. So these triple D's got to go. Yo. Yeah, because we carry it. We carried it in our hips.
Starting point is 01:02:16 We carried it in our chest. Guys don't have the fat there to even count. Right? Dang. Loki, I'm thicker. I'm 30% body fat. You're 30% body fat?
Starting point is 01:02:24 I haven't done it. So, but your goal and my goal, like he's like your goal should be 18% body fat because you still want these. things. I'm like, yeah. Or else I'll lose my husband. He's what he made me for.
Starting point is 01:02:34 He's like, guys want other, they want other goals. Like, they're not trying to have stuff up here. No, I want to be shredded. I want to be a beefcake. Yeah. I want to be thick like that. You do? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:48 Like, think like how? Trying to go to the club. Am I like, you know? Your booty out? Yep. You want a good booty? Yep. You want goods like this?
Starting point is 01:02:55 Yeah. Exactly. I've been getting confused for Nikki Jam recently. Okay. Some one person she was drunk said something. Yeah, how was she drunk? It was like 10 in the morning. Okay, but there's two versions of Nikki Jam.
Starting point is 01:03:06 Before when he was hefty or now? Hey, who was Nikki Jam? Maybe somewhere between. Yeah, well, the reggaeton star, you know, who came up with Daddy Yankee and like, he has a Netflix show. Yeah. Yeah. And supposedly, Vig looks like him.
Starting point is 01:03:19 Supposed. I'm just repeating what the people said. Okay. It's what the people said. Okay. That was all to just clown because it's hilarious. But let's give way these tickets. Yeah.
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Starting point is 01:04:05 James Because of the S? Yeah That's weird right Not really Why are you plural? Why are you plural? But it's singular
Starting point is 01:04:13 Yeah exactly It's like it's James but it's only one person It's really James. Okay so James needs our help James has a sister-in-law he don't like Because he doesn't like how she treats Or the mom is saying that she treats the mom This is James and his brother's mom
Starting point is 01:04:28 mom, but his sister-in-law takes her places, takes care of her, and doesn't do it well, so much so that the mom is like, I can't take it anymore. I'd rather you guys get me into old folks home because she treats me horribly on the verge of tears, just crying about it, and he wants to know, like, what he should do about it. He wishes he was a girl to handle it physically, but he's not, thank goodness, but he wants to know how to figure this out, and we're taking your calls. Irene, who is going to? We have Joanna from Reno Valley on line one.
Starting point is 01:04:56 Hi, Joanna. Hi, good morning. How are you? What's up, Joanna? Good, how are you? Amazing. All right, Joanna, talk to us. What would you tell, Jane?
Starting point is 01:05:05 Well, I just had a suggestion because I would always believe my mom, no matter what. But I also was thinking, like, how much is this girl actually doing? Like, maybe they're overloading her with all the work. Like, I know everybody's busy. Everybody, oh, I can't do this. For mom, I can't do this. But this girl actually is. So at times if she's frustrated, she's probably going to express it to the mom.
Starting point is 01:05:30 Right. So maybe she's overwhelmed. I don't know if that's the case, but. That's a good perspective. No, that is a good perspective because no one's kind of seeing it from her. Like, this ain't her mom and she's doing it enough. Right. To put that on her plate.
Starting point is 01:05:45 However, taking on a lot of responsibilities of taking care of somebody else. I know we've all seen it. You see it taking care of kids or you see it being around like a drunk person that you have to take care of because they're so passed out. And then you have to pick them up. and they weigh 300 pounds and when they have dead weight there's like 700 pounds yes i'm talking about my homie duno but but you think about stuff like that yeah and it's like you don't know the pressure that it's weighing on that particular person for sure and maybe it's it's holding that person
Starting point is 01:06:11 back from maybe like that person's not working but this like makes it harder for them to like find the job or like something like that and it's just kind of she's taking out all her frustrations on on the mom that's a really really good point of view just see what it's like for the sister-in-law as well who else us Irene. We have Brianna from L.A. on line two. What's up, Brianna? Hi, good morning. Good morning, mamacita. Talk to us. What would you tell James? That I want to be his friend so I could beat her up. Baby girl. Rihanna has been waiting for you. Hey, I'm looking for a goon myself. What are the prices? What's the rate? There's no prices. I don't have my mom. My mom passed away five years ago. Oh, green. I wish somebody would come and disrespect my mom like that,
Starting point is 01:06:56 If it's my brother-in-law or my sister-in-law, there's no type of any excuses for anything, no matter what she's done for your mom or what she's doing at the end of the day, you're supposed to do things from the heart, man. Yeah. And a lot of these girls are disrespectful, so they need to get checked. Yeah. Check them now, ask questions later. Like, hey, we got to get down real quick and then I'll find out what really happened.
Starting point is 01:07:17 Oh, she was out. Not only that, but he needs to really put himself in a situation. You know, God forbid something happens to his mom. He doesn't want to regret it. when she's not here anymore, you know? You want to do things now that she's alive, no matter what the situation is, like, hey, what's your peddle with my mom?
Starting point is 01:07:34 You know, like, get it together, buddy. All right, Bree. You are the best friend I have ever seen call on the Hockey Helpline. That's amazing. Yeah. There are different avenues to take it. I think the most important is having that conversation.
Starting point is 01:07:48 You can't leave today. Please don't leave today. Like, you listening right now, James, please don't leave today without having or setting up some type of conversation to figure this out. Have that, see what's really going on. Because right now you're going off assumptions. And now it's like, oh, it's mom's telling the truth or what's really happening or what
Starting point is 01:08:05 is the sister-in-law really doing. You owe it to everybody to find out. Yeah, or even a phone call. Maybe he doesn't like face-to-face confrontation or something. Just got to give a call. And then we have Bree's number. Just in case. Yeah, just in case.
Starting point is 01:08:17 That's the backup. Don't worry about none. If it goes left, she could swing right. Sambra salab with Angie. Okay, be honest, you guys. Besides showering in the shower, what else do you guys do? What else was supposed to do in the shower? I don't know what else would you do in the shower.
Starting point is 01:08:37 I had a phase where I brushed my teeth in the shower because I saw it on TV. But I didn't like it. That's kind of weird. Okay, if I'm being honest, I did that like a couple of times because I was being lazy. Brushing tea? Yeah. I thought it would like save time, but it's the same thing. It is.
Starting point is 01:08:49 And then I'm like, where do I put the toothbrush? Do you guys pray in the shower? No. Do I what? Cry? No. Sometimes I pray. You pray?
Starting point is 01:08:57 You pray? You pray? I pray on my enemy's downfall. No. Oh, God. Stop it. One time I tried it in the shower? No.
Starting point is 01:09:05 No? No. Not for us. It's the greatest. No. Wait, what? I don't know. Yeah, what are you talking about?
Starting point is 01:09:11 What? I think Greg is thinking something different. Yeah. Yeah. Because I thought it would be great because it's just all around like everything is happening, right? Yeah. But it was just like, it just didn't get the job done. And I was like, I was upset at the end of the day.
Starting point is 01:09:26 I was so upset. I've tried exercising. It's not it. I have tried, I've tried lunges and squats in the shower. How big are you guys in showers? Hold on. What is me? It's enough room for you to squat and do donkey kicks.
Starting point is 01:09:41 I can barely get into my shower. I'm like, donkey kicks. He said donkey kicks, okay? I do don't think with that little. I just call regular kicks. On my app that I used to have, that's what it would say. Do donkey kicks. But not in the shower.
Starting point is 01:09:58 It didn't take you that in the shower. No, but that's what I was. Yeah. You changed, like, the water pressure? With your donkey kick? It was my own body weight. Yeah. That's it.
Starting point is 01:10:09 Okay, but have you guys tried eating in the shower? No. You've tried it? Yeah. Okay, you're going to relate. Eating what? Well, eating what, Angie? No, so, Greg, you're going to relate to Jessica Bell because Jessica Bell, she's actually married to Beal.
Starting point is 01:10:26 Beal. Beal. She's married to Justin I love you so much You don't understand how much joy you bring She's married to Justin Silverling Okay, Jessica And it was a very Jessica
Starting point is 01:10:44 Activity because she was sharing that in the shower She likes to eat No Yeah I love to eat in the shower I love to eat and drink in a shower shower appropriate items like cereal or yogurt coffee tea popsicles i know melt factor but safe down the drain anything drops you're good that's a lot i'm a popsicle yeah she's not wrong what do you mean i i had like
Starting point is 01:11:11 a phase where i was going through these margarita sticks like it was ice cream sticks or margaritas and i'll drink them in the shower bro that's the problem yeah you have an issue what phase was that first thing in the morning it was i don't know they were just so good. You couldn't taste the alcohol. No way. You're like, drunk. So I'd be standing in the shower, just eating them. And then, yeah, that is cool. And then it would fall on the floor. I'm like, oh, it's going to go down anyway.
Starting point is 01:11:35 Well, I'm glad you're better now, man. Yeah, I'm glad you're past that thing. Yeah. I'm glad you saw the light and the purpose in your life that you didn't need to be so far in that you're taking margarita tips in the shower. You yourself were very close to going down the drain. Yes. I hope you know that. I hope you know that. buy like because they made different like brands of
Starting point is 01:11:55 we know and we're still you're not going to change our mind about it. I'm bringing you guys probably yeah. No I know that's wild but apparently she has rules for it she has rules if you want to eat in the shower like Greg and her she's like get a ledge that's the first thing you start get a ledge
Starting point is 01:12:11 my rules with shower eating a ledge is really helpful I like to take a bite or a sip and put it on the ledge keep the soap out that's a big deal the tricky thing is when you're chewing you got to keep your mouth closed because I still like to get under the water while I'm chewing. And for whatever reason, I want to open my mouth at the same time and spit water.
Starting point is 01:12:32 So you're chewing? Yeah. She's making everything soggy. She's a freak. I don't know. I don't know. But you know what she did also? She posted a picture of herself in the shower eating pasta.
Starting point is 01:12:43 Where is this photo? Yeah, where's this photo? Where's this abomination of the photo? I got to see it for research purposes. This is what happens when you go outside. You can't go outside because of paparazzi. True. Eating in the shower.
Starting point is 01:12:53 Yes. I would only think, like, if I even had the audacity to do that, how upset my husband would be right after. And I'm wondering if Justin either part takes in it or is like, oh, my God. I think he's eating too. And he's tripping over her chicken alfredo that she's eating while she's in there. Yeah. Yeah, go ahead.
Starting point is 01:13:11 On the bright side, you know, like, at least like, okay, so like Milakunis, you know how she doesn't shower? Yeah. I bet this is much better than that. You know what I'm saying? Showering and eating. At least she's clean. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:22 But then the shower's all dirty from food. Oh, yeah. All those crumbs? Yeah. They don't have like a ring of like... They can have ants. It goes down the drain, guys. You just move the shower head.
Starting point is 01:13:31 Then you clock your little dream. Do you think... Like your hair doesn't do that. Okay. A drain that is used to just water and maybe little remnants of things going down the drain. It's not a toilet dog. Right. It's like these physical like matter.
Starting point is 01:13:44 It's going to get clogged. Yeah. There's roaches down there. I don't want to know. And you're eating there. No, no, no. Like, he's saying like it's all going down. It's not okay.
Starting point is 01:13:53 It's not okay. I mean, she must have a massive shower where her food didn't get away. Like, that's where I'm confused. Well, that's what she says. It's a ledge. You don't have a dining table? They're still splashes. The only way I could see it, like, make sense to me is if it was a bath and it was
Starting point is 01:14:06 like sipping tea. Like, you know what I could see that. Yeah, like, oh, that's a champagne. Exactly. Like, I could see that. The shower thing is just like intense water like, you know what I'm saying? So it's like. Like running your face.
Starting point is 01:14:17 Yeah. I've eaten chips in the shower. It's cool. You let just wait till you get outside. No, I'm craving. I'm right. then and there. You're like really lady a lot with her.
Starting point is 01:14:26 Yeah, I am actually. Yeah. That's so nasty. We'll get your ledge, bro. And so. I have a ledge. I have a ledge. That's why when she said that, I was like, yeah, yeah. That is. It's like a little leg that has baskets and then put it in the basket. All right.
Starting point is 01:14:36 All right. What if like you go to the restaurant? If you go to the restaurant before and then you're eating in the shower, don't you get that. Yeah. There's like all the like particles. Particles. You don't care.
Starting point is 01:14:48 You have eating your own. Oh, my God. All right. Hey, for every person like a. There's people like Greg and Jessica Bell. Bell. Thank you. That's it for Sombrose.
Starting point is 01:14:58 I love. I'm Angie from Brumbeck Mornings. I'm Power 106. This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esa? Don't you know I'm local? Sunny outside. Beautiful outside.
Starting point is 01:15:11 Take advantage of today. I will. Because starting tomorrow and then we are the, I can't say the word, but we are sad? No, it's going to be over for us. You guys, there's going to be an atmospheric river that's going to be. to hit us, right? Guess what it's called? What?
Starting point is 01:15:26 It's called Pineapple Express. What? Yeah, I don't know why they're, literally, according to the National Weather Service, an atmospheric river known as a Pineapple Express will blast SoCal this week, bringing heavy rain and high winds along with it. High winds.
Starting point is 01:15:41 High winds. Yeah. And that sets up happen starting Wednesday, okay? So just be ready, you guys. Enjoy today. Yeah, we're going to be very happy. It's going to be lit. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:52 Yeah. That makes sense. So in the movie Pineapple Express, they talk about how like the wins, like the dude is trying to break it down, like James Franco's character. No way. Yeah, he's trying to break it down.
Starting point is 01:16:03 I've never seen the movie. I legit thought like pineapple's worth a thing there. It's one of my favorite movies of all time. So he talks about like, he's like, yeah, remember like when this happens and this happens and he's like doing that as a stoner, right? So it doesn't really make sense.
Starting point is 01:16:16 Right. But it probably comes from science, but the way he's trying to like repeat it. And here I'm like, look at science trying to be cool. No, yeah, it must be a legit thing like it must come from like plants grown in this type of weather. Wow. Wow. That makes of temperatures. What? Yeah. Maybe it comes from like Hawaii or something. Yeah. We're in the Pacific Ocean. I don't know why exactly pineapple, but that's what this atmospheric river is called. Okay. So when it's happening, you're like,
Starting point is 01:16:44 oh my God, Pineapple Express. Oh my God, it's happy. Someone to watch Pineapple Express during the Pineapple Express. Let's watch it here. Man, I thought hurricane season was old. Yeah. Okay, but check this out. We're looking at a lot of days of rainfall from February 1st. That's Thursday until February 9th we're going to get rain. That's a high amount. That's a lot of rain.
Starting point is 01:17:05 Usually we're like a couple days or whatever. So do whatever you need to today. Go hiking today. Yeah. I went yesterday. It was hot. I know, but that's because you went with Mrs. Officer. Chia.
Starting point is 01:17:15 Anyways. Yeah. You wanted a date. You went on a hiking date. Oh, that's so cute. And then after they were like, blah, blah, blah. Did you back seat of the cop car right? No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:17:26 Did you front see? It's funny because she actually had that block of block on her. Yeah, I know. They do. I know. My friend's a cop. She keeps it on them. She's like, I got it.
Starting point is 01:17:32 I was like, where do you carry? She said, I got it right here. Oh, she put it down there. Yeah. So just be aware of the pineapple express that's coming through. Put your bongs outside. Yeah. Get that water from the rain.
Starting point is 01:17:47 Yes, exactly. Like during, you know, the holidays, you put cookies off Santa for you know okay you guys are making drugs but if no's prepared don't say let they didn't tell you because last time that happened and you guys always they're like oh wow remember when you told me that tomorrow we're to be like well it's raining what's freaking i came in short i do have a complaint though i feel like when we were kids all we had was el nino right and that now there's all these other atmosphere whirvers and all the maybe they were still there we just didn't care yeah we just cared about we just killed
Starting point is 01:18:17 nio because that was like oh that's like us well because it came on on the news like it was I'm getting El Niño. Was it Hurricane Hillary? The rollout. Hurricane Hillary. Yeah, that was. I had a good rollout too. They got to do a better roller on this one.
Starting point is 01:18:30 On the Pineapple Express, yes. They need to make a trailer. You used movie clips. Yes. Part two. Oh, I got the answer why it's called Pineapple Express. And you're right, Vic. It says an atmospheric river also sometimes called Pineapple Express,
Starting point is 01:18:42 picks up moisture near Hawaii, then blows towards the western U.S. The Longstream of Moister, which essentially looks like a river in the atmosphere. It can dump rain and snow for days. So it's like, it's coming from Hawaii, but it's like going fast. So that's like Express. Look at us. We would have got this question right in jeopardy or something. Yes.
Starting point is 01:19:00 His face was like, yeah, I'm right. Yeah, we're ready for family feud. I think we are. I think we are. Yeah, we fight all the time. Yeah. Oh, the game. The game.
Starting point is 01:19:09 Oh, the game. All right. Well, yeah, just be careful. I here. Enjoy today. Whatever you need to get out the way, get out the way today. Have a beautiful sunny day because tomorrow until the night. It's going to be hard right here, you guys.
Starting point is 01:19:20 Oh It's day and night How'd you That was very easy Irene I knew it like the first two little hum I know how about this one Okay how about this one
Starting point is 01:19:40 He sounds like Peter Griffin Yeah he does Because it's kid cuddy's birthday Happy birthday Happy birthday That's the first artist I ever stand. Like he's the guy like, I'll fight you for him. He can do no wrong.
Starting point is 01:19:58 Even his, all the albums that no one else liked, I love them. All of that. No, he's super dope. The kid named Cuddy project. When I was in high school, oh, that was everything. Literally everything. Shout to a kid named Cuddy. Also, shout on my kid, Luis.
Starting point is 01:20:11 He made me feel the most mom guilt I've ever felt in my life today. Why? What? So a couple things happened. Yesterday. Got a call that he had ran into. a basketball pole. And he had a big old, like, glabberon on his forehead.
Starting point is 01:20:26 And Jorge went to go pick him up because right after we went to work out, Hore went to pick him up. And then the nurse is like, I strongly suggest you take him to the emergency room. He's, like, very, like, slow speaking. He's, like, he wants to go to sleep. His eyes are drooping. He's just not like the Luisino. And automatically, I'm in panic mode.
Starting point is 01:20:44 My husband's, like, he's fine. I think he's, like, he's good. And we're that household. Yeah. I'm in panic mode. He's in super chill. No, Pasa Nada. Ah, give him a seven-ups.
Starting point is 01:20:52 Yeah, yeah. He's like, no, take him. If they said that, the nurse is really, like, they're not going to just tell you to do that. And so we went to the urgent care, and they checked him out. They asked him things. They checked his memory. They had him, like, say, different, like, the ABCs, one, two, threes, all of that. Make sure, like, his head was good.
Starting point is 01:21:08 And, look, he was fine afterwards. Like, he was, like, chill, but I liked that we got him checked out. That's just one half of the story. So, we get home. Matter of fact, while I'm on the way to the emergency room, the school caused me again that horjito our other son has diarrhea so we and the nurse is like I know your husband just picked up this one and staying into the urgent care but the other one just came in with diarrhea and they're like and it's a sign of COVID so we're going to test it for COVID I didn't know why
Starting point is 01:21:35 didn't know it's not coming maybe you had COVID all this time every time maximum yeah every day every morning yeah that's why maximum was COVID every morning I didn't know that's why everybody was getting toilet paper yeah well maybe oh really just thought like end of the world vibes I thought it was end of the world's lives too. Wow. Oh, your mom had Angie, why you snitch on your mom? I'm like, that would be you want to have? Well, that's how we found out.
Starting point is 01:21:58 Yeah. And then we got tested and then, boom, all of us got it. What? And then my dad almost died. I know. I know. We passed that. We passed that.
Starting point is 01:22:08 We passed that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So they tested him and I'm like, oh, great. Because now my brain is working like, I have to go to the urgent care.
Starting point is 01:22:15 Then I have to go pick Jorgeito up. Because I don't know if he, like, like, stained his pants or anything um so i take them both home we have a very early night and we go to sleep um because they need to rest a lot so i wake up late this morning because i don't know if i didn't put the alarm or the boys were playing with the phone um i woke up late this morning but louis is up now usually i'm out before they even get up louis is up now and he's like mommy where are you going i'm like i'm going to work babe yeah but i'm hurt remember you're going to leave me hurt and i was like oh my no i'm not yes He gave me the biggest guilt trip.
Starting point is 01:22:51 And then he's like, all right, how many seconds to your back? And I'm like, it's a lot of seconds, baby. And keep in mind, I'm late. And so I'm already thinking, like, I got to get this in. I'm like, but I'm also have to like, I'm like, baby, it's going to be a lot of seconds. But I promise I'll pick you up from school. Well, can you pick me up right when the boundaries are, I'm going to try my best. But like, a lot of the work that I didn't do yesterday because I was like many to them,
Starting point is 01:23:11 which by far will always take priority. I have to re-up on today. But we have other stuff we're doing afterward. And there, there, I will be. I will feel really bad if they say, like, Mom, we want, because they want to pick them at 1.30. But like, low-key, we record the podcast at 1-30. And then I'm like, I'm just trying to figure it all in my head.
Starting point is 01:23:28 Like, as I'm late, trying to get ready for work. And he's like, okay, but then how many minutes is that? And I'm like, it's a lot of minutes, babe. I don't know. I can't do math right now. And it was just really, I really felt guilty. And so, yeah. He had a little bum on his head, but I made his brain bigger.
Starting point is 01:23:42 And now he's asking these math questions. No, kids are like that. A couple weeks ago, Vic got hitting the head with a kickball. And he was like, Dad, can you pick me up? My head just really hurts and I don't know. And I'm just like, okay, he's probably being dramatic. Right. You know, but I also don't want to, no, no, but I also don't want to like neglect it and think I don't care.
Starting point is 01:24:02 So I'm like, he's like, can you pick me up really? I'm like, you know what? In my mind, I'm like, he probably doesn't need to get picked up really. I'm sure he's fine. But I'm going to go anyway because he obviously needs attention. Right. You know what I'm saying? So I'm just like, whatever, miss like 40 minutes of school.
Starting point is 01:24:15 Yeah. But it's like, it's those things. Like you're just like, you feel that guilt. You're like, cancel everything. I got to go. Yeah, I don't know how my dad and my mom were just like, I don't care to stay there. I don't know how they had it. My dad too.
Starting point is 01:24:25 Because we're so soft. I feel like guilt when I leave my dog too. Like my dog, like, this is so sad and I get so separated. You're really comparing it. He's lying. Get out. Get out. My dogs have separation anxiety.
Starting point is 01:24:35 No, they don't. She is diagnosed with separation anxiety from the doctor. She was diagnosed? Yes, she was. You're a liar. I took her to the doctor and they're like, your dog has separation anxiety. You know that? That's made up.
Starting point is 01:24:45 That's made up. And I was like, yeah, I know that. There's no time it is, right? So you would have had your dog right now? Well, no, she has another dog. We had to get another dog. Oh, okay. So she can be have a friend.
Starting point is 01:24:53 I go through, I go to the problem. You know that that dog, that veterinarian, you know, he owns the place that you bought the other dog. Right. It's all the business. It's all a business. That's mafia. That's crazy until you go through problems too. Yeah, I got to go to work.
Starting point is 01:25:10 I'm sorry. I got to go to work. Well, both my kids are home because they're sick. No way. Yeah. So are? Are we that soft? Are we that soft?
Starting point is 01:25:18 Because I know you have to plan your day according because now that's like the stuff that I had planned. Now I got to just. Yeah. So. Dude. My dad used to be like, yeah, I get home at six. Yeah. Like no matter what.
Starting point is 01:25:28 No matter what. Yeah. I might stay later actually. And you stay really quiet when we talk about this. Oh, because I would always go to school regardless. Otherwise my mom. You're lying. You're lying.
Starting point is 01:25:38 When I was little. When I was little. When I was a student in high school and then come back home. I wouldn't even go to school. See? I would skip and I would forge my mom's signature. Okay, see? And then I got caught.
Starting point is 01:25:50 And then it was a whole big deal. And then I started crying for crying. So my dad can go and talk to the principal so they don't. And then she was a translator, so she would translate it. She'll translate whatever she wanted to say. Yeah, he said, very well. Point is that I still went to prom. Brown Bag.
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