Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep.155 (02/13/24)

Episode Date: February 13, 2024

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Power 106 brown bag mornings whenos days. Good morning. It is Tuesday. Did you know that today is fat Tuesday? Morning girl. Wait, wait. Oh, okay. I'm like, what kind of fat? P-HATT or fat fat fat fat? Fat fat. Like me fat? Like 41% fat? It means something else. I know that it means something else. Oh, yeah. Because tomorrow is Ash Wednesday. I know everybody. For all the people that are like, why do we celebrate Valentine's Day? All right, go to church. Yeah Go to church If you don't want Celebrate Valentine's Day It's Ash Wednesday

Yeah If you're scared to go to church Oh that's a great excuse Sorry I can't make it I can't take you on a day I'm gonna be at church Literally it's just a line

You get the thing on your head And then boom out But this line is gonna be extra long Because there's a lot of religious people Oh my gosh It's gonna be Drake long Yeah That's a unit of measurement now

That's a good one Yeah Okay so if Fat Tuesday You're right It's supposed Because people give up stuff during Lent and Ash Wednesday

which by the way it's a very early ash Wednesday this year. Usually it's next month. We just started the year and now I got to give up stuff. Yeah, you already gave up stuff for the resolution, brought it back in. Yeah. And now you're going to give it up again. Yeah. Victor.

Let's see. What is Easter this year? Easter's probably going to be like in March. What? No, Easter. Yeah. When is Easter going to be? I'm like in March.

It's just weird because I'm used. It's the last day of March, March 31st. It's so dumb. Yeah. Usually it's in April. Yeah, I'm used to. Bunny, April. Got it. That's my holiday. February flowers, hearts, chocolate. March, Clover Green. Oh, yeah. And that means like spring break and everything is going to be different.

I don't think so. A lot of. You don't think it doesn't coincide with Easter or the holidays. No, no, no. I always did. I love you. I thought that. I always did. No, it coincides. Spring break doesn't spring break coincide with like the school schedule and stuff? Well, yeah. But I thought they made the school schedule around. Around my schedule. I think it is around Easter. Yeah, because people leave town. No, people leave town. But spring break. That just so happens to be around the same time as spring break usually.

You're right, you're right. Spring break is always like a set time and playing. And so what does that mean for like there's nothing in April? Like no holidays? 420. Yeah. It cleared the way for that. Yeah, spring break is the 25th through the first.

According to who? March? March. For who? L-A-USD. Oh, okay. I don't know. I want a fat Tuesday.

No, it's sick. In the morning. No, you won't know why Greg wants a fat Tuesday? Why? Because his little corner, his little side corner is gone. Oh, yeah. Irene, they're not fired. Calm down.

No, they're not. Irene and Jose are out sick for probably the rest of the week. Yeah. And that means Greg, he has to make friends with the happy side of the crew now. Hey, no, I'm not here. No, Emma over here. There's plenty of sad. sunshine when they're gone.

No, do you go sideways or up and down? Oh, I was like, wait, what? That's wild. Which, by the way, please don't go up and down. Yeah, I want you to hear. Unless some dance. Unless it's Drake long. Just kidding.

Okay. It is Marty Garden. It's by Tuesday. You do have to start thinking about the stuff you're going to give up tomorrow. And I just give it up because it's Valentine's Day. What am I dropping? It's also like supposedly Galant's.

Day. Yeah. But I think that's the girl's excuse. I saw that to go up. To meet with Sancho. Oh, yeah. Yep. I saw a lot of girls celebrating this weekend.

Yeah. It's just part of. You should give up giving presents. That's a good one. Yeah, I like that. Give up giving presents. Like for the Lord. Yeah.

Ladies gave up giving it up. Yeah. Oh. No. No. No. That's a gift in itself. Yeah.

I am the gift. I am the gift. And we're looking, still looking for love for our guy, Greg. Oh, yeah. We are. We're narrowing. narrowing it down all so long. Yep.

We have our nominees. Tomorrow, Greg, is going to do speed dating. I'm scared. I'm excited. I'm excited to see you full time. I don't want to fill out. Exactly. I don't want to fall on the microphone.

I'm so excited. I'm excited to meet the young tributes in these ladies that. For real. That volunteer in their lives to meet you. All right. I'm not coming my cowboy hat and everything. Oh, you're going to do that one? You should come.

Try to impress them. A horse in the hallway. Light of them. How you're going to look. Yeah. He has this little. whole setup. He wears a tejana. He wears one cheetah boot and one

cow boot. Oh, like you're you guys are serious. It gets the tias every time. It gets them going. These are not tias. It gets the tias going. All right. That's going to happen tomorrow inside our Valentine's Day shenanigans. Also, today we got Simperpin with Maximum.

Leti. We got the diesel big shamrock. Shamrock. The big cactus. The big cactus. A lake. Laker, yes. The big Aristotle. The big Aristotle.

I've heard it. Who? Shaq Food. Oh, Shaq. Shaquille O'Neal. Chequille, et Chiquille. Yeah. He's doing it.

He's up to something. We're going to talk about it. Let's do that next. Power Windows 6. Simp. Or Pimp. Sip. Sip.

Sip. Sip. Sip Sip. Sip. Shack. Got some explaining to do. What did he do? Shack.

Dysal. I don't know. Shaq, you know, he. He's an older dude, but he has a young spirit. Oh, yeah, he does. He feels like a big kid. Yeah, he does. And over the weekend,

the stars were out in Las Vegas. Oh, yeah. And Shaq took a picture with Ice Spice and Taylor Swift, which is cool. But the caption was crazy. He said, At Ice Spice is so damn fine. Thanks, Taylor Swift.

As his caption for the picture. They probably got like a photo together and Taylor made it. And then, like, Ice Spice looks like in the photo. I'm sure she wouldn't have approved it because she's kind of like looking off. Yeah. Her eyes look a little bit. She probably didn't repost.

Like mid blink. Yeah. But he posted it and he shooting his shot. And for context, she was born January 1st, 2000. So that's around the same time Shaq won his first championship. That's about 20, 27, 28 years old. Yeah. That's like, that's like, that's like, oh, he's in the playoffs maybe.

Because January? Yeah, January. Yeah. You're right. Yeah, before they reached the playoffs. So, yeah, before he ever won a championship, like right before. Oh, God. Wow.

People were in the comments were trolling. Yeah. They're like, chill, old jeeps. Yeah. You grow your voice. Hey, that was their first couple, like, January 1st, they were still playing their first couple games at the Staples Center. Put it that way. Damn.

Wow. Someone said Shaq shot his shot, but it was a Frito. Freak! Because he was terrible at Brito. Yeah. I can see the sweat already. And then someone says, Shaggar, not even the fart.

The ice spice line. I wonder if you're ice spice. And granted, that's like a compliment, right? But that is very like, it's creepy. Thank you, Theo. Thank you, Theo. Come, my ha, dam me a brazo.

No. No. No. How has castido, my ha. Yes. And that's funny, but that's weird. No, it is really weird. Yeah, it is really weird.

Yeah, I'm more. Oh, you know, like your mom is... That is gross. Yes, that's what he's great. That's disgusting. Doesn't he have kids like her age? Yeah. She's 24.

He's 51. That's a 30-year difference. And you know the thing is, remember when he hit on the Home Depot girl? Oh, yeah. And then everybody's like, maybe that's just his thing now. Like, I'm going to just hit on girls. See what happens. Possibly.

Yeah. But it's like, Shaq, come on. I know. Sack my boy. Give it a rest. Honeypack's going crazy, Reshack. Oh, my God. Yeah, no, he, it's just always like, okay, do what you want in your private time.

It's just like when you do it so publicly like that, you leave yourself open to, like, criticism. Yeah. Because it's such a big age gap. And it's like, obviously they're all adults. They can do whatever they want. Right. But it's just like, especially when it's like unwarranted and it's like ice spice probably isn't feeling that. At all.

No, that was feeling you. He's like I was feeling. Yeah. That's crazy. All right. That's very sim. And, Sam,

come on, she's like, get on her mom. Her mom is fine. He's on her mom. Her mom is probably young for you too. Yeah. Probably.

Yeah. Yeah, be her stepdad. Yeah. Oh, even creepier Victor. Sim. Sim. Oh. Sim.

Sim. Sim. Sorry, I don't know. At least number one for hip pop. Shack, come on. Sprolin with the homie. The homie Gregorio. Leti.

Hi. It looks like you can't find love for zero dollars anymore. For zero dollars. For free? For free. Love don't cost a thing. Jaila told us that. That's what you would think, right?

Yeah, there's the old movie about it too. Yeah. But there's some girls out there. Jaila wouldn't fall for it now. There's some girls out there that think the complete opposite. They think if you're not making 50K or more, do not fall in love. $50,000 or more. A year?

A year. A year. Listen to this. If you're making $50,000, don't date. I'm just being for real. You're not ready to date. Everything costs. You can go for 22 walks in the park.

Eventually, Shorty is gonna need a sip of something. If you don't have any expendable cash, don't date. And whatever that looks like for you, you might only make $50,000, but you live in a shoe. And now you got expendable cash. Or get you a bottom of the barrel of . That's gonna date you when you have no money. If she doesn't have the expectation,

and I'm gonna tell you this right now, enjoy it while it lasts, because eventually you're gonna wanna run, Because she doesn't stretch you. She doesn't make you the man that you need to become. She allows you to be the stagnant dude in the same jeans for days. You know what I'm saying? Okay. $50,000.

Yep. That's what I'm saying. I just did the math. $50,000 is $24 an hour. Uh-huh. Buy weekly $1,923. So your paycheck is about like $15,000 after taxes or something. Yeah.

Yeah. It's, uh, it's, I have like, like, thoughts. Okay. Yeah. If you don't have expendable income, like it is, it's harder. to date for sure. Expendable means you already paid all your duties and this is like your change.

But I don't think that means you shouldn't. And then also I don't think that she said like, oh, go find yourself a bottom of the barrel. I don't think that if a girl doesn't. Yeah, girls love bums. Yeah, I don't think that a girl's bottom of the barrel. Because she doesn't. More girls date bums than guys.

I don't know about that. I've seen a lot more girls on Instagram these days look expensive. And I'm like, they like that expensive stuff. Yeah. It is. It's called she. That's why all of those things make money. Fashion Nova, Sheen, Temu, all that.

Timu, all that. Timu, all of that. I'm just like, oh, you're cute, but I can't afford that five-star day. You don't need it. And neither can they. Yeah, don't trust everything you see on social media. For all you know, their Louis is fake. Yeah.

Facts. Also, she said, find the bottom of the barrel girl, when in reality you find a rich one. Yeah. For valid. And what you like and change, you got to put up there. Like an effort. Exactly.

You could balance each other out. I'm broke, she's rich. Bums be the most romantic fools. Oh, yeah. The most romantic definitely. They got to try so hard. They got to try so hard. Hey, I went walking to the park.

I got you this bouquet of roses. We make 70K together, baby. Yeah. You need me to massage your feet while you're making that money on Instagram and I'm just chilling here. Go ahead, go ahead. Do you think. You know what I'm saying?

We just need a supportive bum nuggett and that's all we got it. We got it from here. You guys. I do. The Valentine's Day dates are beautiful. They set up the table. You don't want to go to the restaurant. They'll set it up.

A picnic. Everything. Hand-picked flowers. You know what I'm saying? From the neighbor's house. Poems. Yeah. You know, my truck's older.

By the way, you make more than $50,000 a year. Yes, you do. Yeah, sure. Yeah. Are we setting up for Valentine's Day here? If the Iris is listening. Depends on who's listening. Any single girls over there?

Depending on you're under the table. You make a word. But I know how much. pay you in cash. I don't even have a job. This is volunteer. Yeah, this is volunteer. Hey, if I IRS is listening, these are all my dependents.

All right, 50,000, that would suck. But at the same time, if you make less than that or if your money's not right, I'm assuming that your priorities would be getting more money versus like dating and all of that stuff. Right? Unless you have that person that's there, like ride or die with you while you're making that bread. But you just said love doesn't cost a thing. Yeah, it doesn't. But I'm willing to write it out with you, right?

So I'm even willing to sacrifice the nice things until, but you also have to show ambition. You just can't be a bum and be like, oh, y'all won't be a bum next year, next year, and next year and next year. You also got to have some type of dream. You know what I'm saying? Like some type of way out of this tunnel, dog. But if you're telling me this tunnel's really a cave and we're just in here, I'm going to see my way out. Instead of 30,000, make $35,000. Yeah.

You make more than that. I'm not saying, I'm just saying I threw a number out there. Oh, yeah. There has to be some improvement, you know, some incline. Yeah, some change. Get your money up. Get her rich girl. You don't care about money.

She just wants attention. Yeah, exactly. She might be 70, but it's cool. That's my type right there. I like that. Oh, it really is. Oh, gosh. All right, coming up next, we're going to have raisins.

We're going to try one of six. Rosecrans. Word on Rosecrans. What's the work? Snoop and Dre are back together with some more gin and juice. Okay. All right? Look, 30 years after the iconic gin and juice, Snoop dogs, and Dr. Dre, are coming back together for some more.

But this time it has nothing to do with music, all right? They're releasing a canned beverage. They're releasing a canned beverage, premium gin-based cocktails that come in four flavors, citrus, melon, passion fruit, and apricot, okay? What? Apricot. What did I say? Apricot.

That's not how you say it. Apricot. Apricot. Say it like the poorest. Okay. Apricot. Durazna way. Durazna.

Okay. Zabrocut. So the drink is the first launch from Snoop and Dre's new premium spirits company with more products expected to be announced in the future. So if it's anything like Snoop's wine, I see it everywhere. Yeah. I see that Cali, red. It's just everywhere.

So if it's anything like that, we're going to see it in every single liquor store, every Costco, everywhere you go. Yeah. That's fire. Are you guys going to be sipping on some gin and juice laid back with some mine on your money and money on your mind? Yeah, man. Did you have to write that down to read it? No, I know. Yeah, he did.

Yes, you did. It's like the pledge of my heart. See, because when you read it, it's like the happy. You know what I was thinking too? I like that they're jumping on this, but I always think like, now that we know artists with like brand deals. And knowing what that was back then, it would have made such a killing back then. Yeah. But of course, hip hop had to get to a point to where brand sick them serious.

and were able to do those collaborations. Like, I always think about this specifically with Jailo, okay? Before people try to look like any influencer, before they wanted to look at the Kardashians, they wanted that Jailo glow, like that bronze, that tan. Everyone was going to hairstylist with her hair, and they wanted her makeup because she was always, like, glowy. Yeah.

If she had come out with makeup at that time, like Prime Jalo, she'd be that billionaire that we see Kylie and everybody else doing it. She would have came out with, like, her own fancy. Exactly. And it's like you didn't know that it was possible to later on, right? Yeah. But I always think of that like, dang, Jailo would have made such a killing because everybody wanted to look like her. And granted, she does have like a skincare line now because she doesn't age.

But I know like that look, give me the Jailo highlighter, whatever she was using, boom. I will buy it. Or even like how everybody back then wanted to dress like Jailo with the velour suits. Yes. So she would have made her own velour suits like that. Jailon would have been that person. And I think back then it was all about being the. the spokesmodel for brands.

Like I'm sure like different hair companies are like a Revlon or Mabelian did, but she could have been Mabelian. Exactly. That was before anybody really knew that was even possible. I always think of that. And like just seeing like the gin and juice thing, like I'm so happy after getting to it. And I'm just like, dang, like this would have just been amazing.

You're so right. That brings up a great point because back then the level up was to like, all right, let's be in movies. Yes. Like let's have somebody else put us in their band versus let's make our own. Now the new level up is like. Like, let me make my own movie. Let me start my own production company and stuff like that.

So, yeah. So now, you know, they're going back and, yeah, this seems obvious. Like, Gin is just, oh, why didn't they do that? But at the same time, it's like now the timing is right. They're going to make a Drake enhancer. I'll buy it. Oh, my God. My, Drake fillers?

Yeah. How there's fillers were there? Oh, my God. That's crazy that you would be thinking of that right now. That's a smart product. I'll buy that product right now. Extendo clip by Drake. Do you buy rulers by drinking?

You don't want 666, 6.6. Extend the ting. Jesus. Yes, Jesus. Christ is our Savior. Thank the Lord for this day. Right. And our conversation.

Speaking of going to see Jesus, Xbox may be very close to going to see Jesus, okay? What? Why? So last weekend, there were lots of rumors and leaks that pointed to Xbox and Sony's PlayStation console war of nearly 20 years to be over once and for all. Okay? It seems like Microsoft might be ending the platform exclusivity for its major titles. That means like games like Halo, Forza, Motorsport, Gears of War.

They'll also probably be available on PlayStation. No. People are thinking the only reason they're doing that is because Xbox will be no longer. Wow. Yeah. So these games previously were just exclusive to Xbox. Oh, why they're not? Yeah.

Forza is my favorite game of all time. What is it called? Forza. It's a racing game. Forza? Forza. Drift and stuff like that. It's like rally racing.

It's still speculation, though. Yeah, still speculation. Xbox is going to give a business update on a podcast on Thursday. Wow. What is going to make an update about his career today? No way. From Mexico. Wow.

What? It's scary. Yeah. It gives us anxiety. But something like that. Like, don't be, don't be telling you. Press release for the Natsby you're going to make. Yeah.

Just say it today. Hey, we have a business. announcement coming up. They're like starting like a podcast, like an emergency podcast almost because they've never had a podcast. Everybody's like I've never heard of Xbox podcast. This marketing is like scary marketing. Yeah. Like let me scare you

and then it's going to be like yeah so we got a new version. No, but legit with Canelo, he made an announcement that he's going to do some type of broadcast from Mexico about his career today. Why do I picture it being like when Dr. Evil like appears on the screen? Conelo is not a podcast. I know, but he's going to be like, to fight one more time, I'm going to need a billion.

A hundred thousand dollars. But back to Xbox, they're saying that it could transition from a hardware company, which makes like, you know, obviously the Xbox and things like that and controllers to a software company to where now it's just making games and stuff like that for other platforms like Nintendo and PlayStation. Yeah, and they're going to be working for the competition. Because this happened before. Microsoft had a lot of layouts as well this year.

Yeah. So a lot of like the different departments have to like I guess bring down what they're making, what they're putting out. So I think and also how big PlayStation PS5 is in Sony, they have to give in to being able to make their games for all platforms. Yeah.

Exactly. And PS5 I think with the last Xbox one, what was it? Xbox one that dropped. PS5 just got so much. better people bought it more it was sold out everywhere and now you could crossplay too so now like are there some games you cosplay that's crazy crossplay you like a squirrel to me cross cross play yeah yeah i see it yeah a little flying squirrel yeah yeah i see it some games you can play with PlayStation uh only like only too like no crossplay is you can play with PlayStation so if

I'm on an Xbox you can play with PlayStation that you used to not be able to do that but you not be able to do it and what are you dressed as when you do it when you cosplay it depends you On my streams, I make a lot of money doing it. I know you do. Yeah, I mean, more than 50K. Yeah, she's like my feet too and everything. And he dresses like a... And I'm like, Mom, get out of my room.

I'm making money. He dresses like a buddy. Mom! I said, get the pizza rules out. Oh, God. Yeah, but sadly, this has happened before to Sega. If you guys remember Sega, Sega Genesis. Sega.

Yes. Not your Sega. No. Okay. He did that on perfect. The story was over. This is like when Drake played the Rihanna song and says we don't talk about...

We don't do that song anymore. I'm not going to sing it. The story was done. He did not have to bring up Sega Genesis, which reminds all of us and him of his ex-girlfriend Genesis. And it was shutting down. Yeah. I just want everybody to know that Sega got canceled once, you know?

Yeah. That Genesis moved on? Yeah. I don't know. So there's a new console called Genesis. But yeah, so that might be what happened because they started make games, Sonic games for all the other platforms. All the other ones. And then a movie.

And not exactly. So Xbox maybe could transition into movies, maybe a Halo. Oh, they have a Halo franchise already. Yeah. So maybe they could just start getting into that one. So what you're saying is saying is playing games? Not as good as me. Oh, God.

Yeah. But, yeah. Oh, my. Oh, Valentine's Day is going to be really hard out here for me. No, it's going to be great. You better not go to where we go. Where? No, I'm not going there.

I'm going there. You're really? You can go there. See you there? You guys are all going to be sitting next to each other? No. I'm going to wait at you like this. Like that?

I know I'm going to see Big Swift. For sure you're going to see him there. We got a restaurant that is very near and dear to my heart. Yeah, mine too. And the guys met the chef and now they use it up for their little qualqueras. It's my homie. It's not the chef. What?

It's a really good friend of mine. Can I get the restaurant? Oh, my God. Can I go? Yeah, but I will give you the restaurant because you're dear to me. But bring a girl that's a high value woman, okay, please? High value woman? Yes.

Someone that you really know that you haven't just met. Yeah. Don't be taking that one girl like he's getting mad at you, that little dental assistant. Which, by the way, shout out the dental assistant. Don't be doing that. Because she's trouble. You know what I'm talking about. I'll say her name.

I like it. Oh, my God. We were trying to get you a day. He doesn't know anybody. He doesn't know anybody. Yeah, but speaking of Valentine's Day, yeah. Hopefully I play with the Xbox as well. Your ex-box is.

He said all of this stuff. He did. I like it. I like it. He has to burn it down. He's all. I love you. What?

Which one? I can't say. Oh, God. The one that answers. If I say it, I'm going to get the three rings of death. Yeah. Top five. All right.

All right. Well, that was your word on Rose Cranz. I'm Rose Cranz. I'm Rose Cranz. I'm Rose Cranz. This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Es? Don't you know I'm local?

All right. I'm all for the graffiti towers. I like how they're named the graffiti towers now. Yeah. But, dog, se stanzas panando. You guys are going on. though to extra.

Our mayor, Karen Bass is saying, oh my gosh, this is so crazy. We got to post this up on Brownback Mornings 106. Yeah. I got you.

Greg. Irina's, yeah. People are parachuting off it. That's cool. That's not cool. That's dangerous, like where do they land? I just got your guys' reaction of it real quick.

You land on spring? Oh. Oh. There's videos that shows at least one person paragliding off of, of the graffiti towers in downtown L.A. You guys.

We can't add anything. But low-key, it looks really cool. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It looks cool. It looks cool. It thinks he's Batman or what? Downtown L.A. Looks cool at night.

Well, yeah, but just him jumping, phew. Yeah, it gives you like that Gotham City Batman. I don't want this to be Gotham City. Right. I like living here. A lot of the city is supposed to be New York by the day. I don't want a Joker in our lives.

If that person wears a Batman suit and a cape is going to look fire. It would be pretty cool. And I think this is all because we clearly know that it's abandoned. So people are making their way up there. I know there's other people that shout out. There's a mariachi kind of dude that shot a music video. I think he's arrested right now.

Oh, yeah. Oh, thank God. Why? Dude is annoying. Is he like a rapper or just a mariachi? I don't know. I just keep seeing him in like a gold suit on big and it's just like it's. He has his cocoa dreams, you guys.

You got to go to music. My question is this. These are luxury apartments. Correct? They were. Supposed to. I might just move in. It's a rent right now.

With our squatting laws, you could probably move in and not be kicked out for a year. We get the sweet at the top. Yeah, you just got to see graffiti. Then you're going to be mad. You see a bunch of tigers up there all the time. Yeah, and that food with the gold suit is going to be a neighbor. Yeah, the gold suit. It's going to be safe.

And the bird lighting. One tiger is going to propose to another tiger up there. I can't wait. Oh, my God. Yeah. So just be careful out there, man. I know. I know already tagging is such a.

risk and I know that's part of the thrill of the chase and all of that sooner I think it's like right now low-key like the 6th Street bridge when they first made the 6th Street bridge and everybody was doing the takeovers and everybody was there and and until it got shut down and they put like little bumps over there so they're going to takeovers anymore like it's all fun in games right now and they're definitely going to do something they're going to they're just going to see a big old tank no the biggest fumigation day ever ever it's it's a lot but honestly I just got a great idea we should broadcast live from the graffiti towers. Okay, that'd be kind of cool.

Okay, let you see how legal that is because I'm down. Yeah, the view would be amazing. Our names just so happen to show up. It was not us, but shout out whoever did that. Yes. Yeah. It was a green screen. Someone is currently recording it.

We got to put up the video so you could see it for yourself. That is so, that's wild, bro. Yeah. Who, where did this tagger go to like, what, R-E-I or like this world? and got a paraglide freaking yeah that like let me let me jump off and what I'm scared of is granted it looks cool there's buildings all right where do you land where do you land what did you land on a freeway like or a wire there's somebody eating tacos you just see somebody falling from the sky that's wild gonna land in grand central market yeah yeah that began tight what's that little part

that's not really a park but it's a park uh the little park that has Percy Square Percy Square? Yeah, it's a good landing spot. It's a great landing spot. I don't know. Just be careful, you guys. Because, again, it's all fun in games. I'm no one to tell you what to do with your laughing.

You're not my mom. I get it. But that's crazy. That's scary. And that's why we can't have nice things. See? Right. See?

Don't do it again. And you got to just always think about what your parents will say. If that tiger jumps off a building, are you going to jump off a building? Yeah. No. Yeah. I would you say, I wonder what he said when he was jumping, Warner!

Honestly, I just think I would like, Tagging reference, you get it if you get it. Don't do it again. But if you do wear a Batman suit, please, with a cape. That's it? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like, attached to you, the middle smoke grenades. That'd be cool.

Yeah, make it fun. Gender reveal? Oh, stop it. Stop it. Stop up because we're not my gender reveals. We're giving too many ideas. Yeah, all right. Look, that was, I tell you know.

Whoever's up top hopes to land. Ops. Ops. All right, and keep it here because on the way, we are helping the homie, Vic. Which homie are we helping this morning? Ron needs our help. He found some man deodorant in his girl's bathroom. And she said it wasn't me.

Shaggy? Help him out. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for the homie help line.

Oh, Ron. Ron needs our help. Ronny, Ron. Stop helping our friend Ron. Stop it, Ryan. Stop. He said we weren't marketable. Is it that run?

I thought it was. It could be though. You never know. They love us in Santi. What you mean we're not Markable? Okay, go, go, go, go, go. All right, so Ron sent us a DM and said, Brown bag, I need your advice.

I don't want to be made a fool of, but I might have already done it to myself. You tell me. He said, okay, so my new girlfriend is terrific, or so I thought. Uh-oh. But I found something at her apartment that is freaking me out.

We recently decided to be in an exclusive relationship. Then last night, I opened a bathroom drawer to borrow toothpaste and found Old Spice Swagger Deodorant. It's very specific. What swagger deodorant? I mean, it's like a brand of it. It's like a new. It's like a type of it.

And when I think Old Spice, I definitely think of my dad. No, it's like a newer updated, like I was going to say flavors, but it's not flavors. It's like the sense of it. Yeah, scent. It's not flavor. Swagger scented. Swat. Scented like swag.

Wow, do you smell like swag. Wow. Is that swagger I smell? Must be that a good old spice. But he said, I think she was seeing some other guy the entire time. I spilled my heart out to her about how important she was to me and wanting to be exclusive. I quickly made up an excuse and left. I didn't tell her why I was leaving.

It wasn't worth arguing over. Right. Today, she couldn't figure out what was wrong and called. She begged me to tell her, so I did. And she says that it was her deodorant. She says that she always uses guy deodorant, and a lot of other women do too. Seriously, isn't that a weak excuse? Aren't I right to think she's messing around?

Oh, my God. He's serious? He's serious. Yeah. Okay, a couple of things, you guys. Because I would be just as surprised if I were to open my dude's little, like, mirror thing, and then there's like a girl deodorant. No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, but like I get where, like, the surprise comes from. Yeah. Yeah. But something about you knew I'm tripping that you didn't say anything in that moment. It's a simple question. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I can put a similar situation to it.

If you, if I see her wearing a sweater that has nothing to represent with her, I'm tripping as well. It's the same thing. So, like, I've seen a girl wear a military sweater before. And I'm like, you weren't in the military. So, uh, same thing. Oh my God, it's called Salvation Army and it's called Strait. No. And it's oversized.

What's it called, Angie? Salvation Army. But guys wear it too. Not every fool that wears freaking camel is a soldier. Yeah. I am. No. If it's an oversized sweater, it doesn't fit her.

Yes, oversized. Exactly. It's in right now. No, it's not. No, no. No, I have a hell of oversized shirt. Where do you get that from? You bought it from the store.

Yes. Exactly. You popped a time. Other girls didn't. Other girls didn't. That one looked washed four times. He was so stupid. Yes.

Where did Angie get her sweater from? Doesn't matter. I have a man. Yeah. I wear his clothes, so what? Exactly. That's proving Greg's point. That it's a dude sweater that she must be wearing.

So that means that the dudes deodor it? No, okay. Usually, because I like to buy like men hoodies sometimes because they have better quality and they're a lot thicker. But do you buy them oversized? Yeah. Well, they're already going to be oversized because like a small men and a small woman very different.

True. All right. I get where you're coming from. I'm not, I'm not, this is not men versus women. It's not. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. that I understand him.

But I think he knew he was tripping enough to not say nothing. Especially because like, and loki, let's say it was another dude's. You guys just became official. Yeah. Just right now became official. Like, like you guys would tell the girl, you didn't have any right to be mad because that was before you or whatever. He was tripping.

He did. Or maybe she just. Where she might be tripping is in her answer, right? Because it is, this is also, I will tell you, I love wearing Hortis deodorant over mine. Because granted, the way. that they make guy deodorant is strong. Like literally like it lasts.

Yeah. Right? With the girl deodorant, you can put deodorant on and then you still end up like smelling like pit at the end of the end of the other day. That's what I was going to say. Sometimes a girl could have like everyone's reaction is different to the ordering. Like me for a long time until I found a deodorant I currently use.

I some, I bought like women deodorant too to try out. You were using secret? Maximo secret. I'm not going to lie. Tom's, man. No sense. You guys have used girl deodorants.

Exactly. But were those deodorants, your girls? Because like my, the guy deodorant that I used was Jorge. Like I didn't go out and buy old spice swagger. Right. Yeah, that's true. You know what I'm saying? I used the one that he had right there, right?

So let's say it was another dude. She just decided to keep it for her. Yeah. You know, because I promise you, once you try it, like for a girl on our end, we have like, like, lookie. I love using guy razors. It might look the same. Like one's pink and one's blue, right?

Yeah. It's a lot better. I feel like they make. Good stuff for you guys. Yes. And we get the little dainty stuff that we have to keep buying over and over. So I would rather use guy razors

and guy deodorant. But they are, Jorge, sorry, Jorge, if you're listening in. You just found out that. He was both of me. He's like, why does this finish so fast?

And he's like, I don't know the boys. You know the boys? Yeah, you think it's like, but it came from him. Like a dude had to purchase it for me to even try it. So she might have got it from a guy and now owns it herself.

I wish I was there to witness the interaction. I wear this all the time. A lot of girls do. I don't know that a girl necessarily goes to buy it. A guy had to have introduced it to her. In my mind, it's like there's deodor at her house. That means he slept over and I don't want her anymore.

That means take this way. She has lived a life before. She was just waiting on idle mode until you press play for her. She should have known that there's going to be a future man. It's going to be me in her house. She had a practice somehow. Duh. I don't want to picture that either.

No. How do you get good besides practice? I think what he needs to do is he needs to just give her a long hug and try to smell her and just see if she's really wearing it. Oh. Now she's going to commit. She's going to wear it all the time. You know, I love to smell like smuggers every day in the morning. Fine wood is delicious.

They call it old spice, but I feel like it's new. And don't lie. Because he says, I open the bathroom door to borrow two places. No, you open to look. The Muzka Encuentra. Like, yeah. You sneak. Like, you look and you'll find.

He was looking. Well, he was borrowing a toothpaste. He has slept over. Yeah. Oh, no. Where's your toothpaste right now? Is your toothpaste behind the medicine cabinet? Yes.

My toothpaste is, like, right there. Like, it has a little cup. It's like, all in fancy. You put the toothpaste. Yeah, it's standing up. Yeah, it's standing up right there on the top. My toothpaste is. You don't really have to search far for the toothpaste.

Yeah. We put it inside the door. Yeah, in a drawer. Yeah. Yeah. That's weird. And usually you'll be asking like, He's searching for something.

Exactly. And he found it. No, he found the deodorant. Yeah, I think he's making it a big deal. I went through my face where I would wear like men deodorant, not men deodorant, but men, cologne. Because I just like the smell of it. When I was working like retail and I was working. Now she has my own man.

But yeah, I would always buy the men, um, Cologne. Which one? I would get the little samples different ones. Tell me when you, that is Angie approved? I don't know. I can't remember, but it was just different because I was working next to the fragrance section. So the ladies would always get. give me perfume and I'm like hey it's free give it to me but I don't know how many guys you

probably turned off by that like wanting to hit on you we're like oh she's no she has a man probably yeah she's well like unless you already got her yeah someone got to her and now the son is everything okay so he this the him and his girl just it's new girlfriend just decided to make it exclusive and he goes in her medicine cabinet to find toothpaste and finds Old Spice Swagger Deodorant. We're Ron's friends, Letty. We're Ron's friends. We're Ron's friends.

Okay, sorry. Reminding myself. Then, so he's like, she's seeing someone else this entire time. That's extra. That is very, no, that's very like. No, it's not. That's very like all the way to like a little bit crazy.

That's a little bit. This means she was with him right before I came over. That's what I'm saying. This means a man was over the house and he left his deodorant. One day. It doesn't have to be that day, that hour. The day before, Greg. Yeah.

What if he was there an hour before? I think she was seeing some other guy the entire time. Facts. I spilled my heart out to her and how she was important she was to me and wanting to be exclusive. She blown out of the streets. Yeah. I quickly made up an excuse and left. I didn't tell her why I was leaving.

He left with sticky breath? He stormed out of there. He brushed his teeth out. He stormed out. I'm kidding out of here. Taking that's all spice with me. It wasn't worth arguing over, but it was worth getting mad over. And then she's like, babe, what's wrong?

Please talk to me. And so I told her what happened. She says, that's my deodorant. She always uses a guy deorant. A lot of other women do too. I agree a lot of other women do, but I will tell you, I only know about it because my husband uses it. Like I got hip because of another dude, right?

Or maybe she has a brother. They live together or something like that. Point, prove it. Oh, yeah. Okay, okay. It would, to me, it kind of just depends, like, how serious they were taking each other. Yeah.

If it was, like, kind of, like, getting there and it was like wishy-washy a little bit, they wouldn't talk to each other every day, you can't really be mad. You know what I'm saying? If you had just made it exclusive, like you kind of, you like there's just things that's like, all right,

we were both dating. Clearly if you weren't exclusive and you just decided, there would have to be a thought that she's talking to other people. Yeah. That you're talking to other people too, that you guys aren't like serious for each other.

This kind of tells me that this is probably his first time sleeping over, her crib, right? Because it's like, oh, let me borrow the other. Yeah, exactly, right? So because of that, you got to think if once you start sleeping over, okay, it's getting a little more serious.

You know what I'm saying? And if you find one like a deodorant that's not yours after the fact, you'll be like, oh man. She's too timing me for short. Now, like, you know how like when you rents a car and they go around the car and they do the checks of everything that has you to know about the dent and all of that. That stuff is not your fault. When you return the car, that's, but if there's new dent, then that stuff is your fault. Exactly. So do your little due diligence, go around.

Check her for dance. Check her for dance. She's going to check you too. Sounds good. She's going to check you two for your little dance too, okay? She'll check you for scratches. I'm going to be mad. Check his messages, check his phone.

I got this. I'm doing everything. I'm doing it and I'm making a list and I'm checking them. Believe me, if we count Manuela, you have way more miles than she does, okay? Where did that stain come from? Check the tires. Yeah. So you got to check it all and then you can't be mad at that stuff.

Yeah. There's anything new after you then. Yeah. From this point forward, yeah. It's like if I was him, I would just. Come on Ron. I have to take that L. Whatever happened, it happened.

Lo what happened. Okay. But let's talk to, like, let us know what you guys think, okay? What would you tell Ron? He's your homie and he wants to know. Is it a weak excuse that when he found deodorant at his new girl's house, that she said, oh, she wears that and a lot of girls do that. She's saying, she's claiming it.

It's hers. He wants to know if he's right to think that she's messing around on him, that they just got back together. Damn, that's crazy. If your relationship starts like that? Yeah. It's your first night to be over it, and already you're, You're like accusing her of something, girl?

Crazy. Ron's a girlfriend. Ron! I'm kidding. 818. Stop it, Ron. Stop and Ryan. Fire 106.

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The homie help line. Ron needs our help. He found some swagger deodorants. Old Spice, Swagger deodorants in his girl's drawer. His new girl. that they just read it official. Brand new girl. Yeah.

Had that old spice in her drawer. And he thinks she has an old thing. Exactly. In her pocket. In her drawer. Yeah, in her drawer. Okay. So he wants us, he wants to know that he wants us to talk to him about whether her

excuse was weak or not. Because her excuse when he did bring it up the next day after leaving and not talking to her and her not knowing why and him and meeting, it was because I saw this deodorant, her saying, that's my deodorant. I like using men's deodorant. Other girls do too. So he wants to know, isn't he right to think she's messing around? Exactly.

And we actually got some exclusive audio of the argument that they had. Oh, he sends it in? Yeah. Yeah, they sent it in. So listen to this. Provide some more context. Go, fuck, you're enough out, Ronnie. Go live your life.

I will, after what you get to me? Please, go miss your, what did I do to you? No one at this point? Take all your fucking get out this. Stop! Don't touch my shit. Take all your and get out this

room. You're not welcoming this room. Nobody likes you in this fucking room. That is Jersey Shore. Ryan, sad. Stop it, Rand. Take all your stuff.

But Ron, that's how you sound right now. Yes. Just so you know. Am I tripping? Like, you just met her yesterday, bro. Yeah. Just me as you were tripping. You're in a room full of 10 people.

That might be somebody else's. But Greg does think like Ron and thinks like that's everybody's girl right now. is everybody's girl. She belongs to the streets. Oh my God. You should not have another dude's deodorant in your house. That means that guy slept over her house and left it there.

It's hers. It's her. It's. It's the past. It's not the past. It's what happened to you know. People have passes. So, okay. I hope Ron has just sat quietly, Indian style, like on the floor waiting for his girl. Yeah. She has a few dance, okay?

Yeah. Everyone can have dance. I see your little cellulite all the time. I went through a situation kind of similar to this one time where I had a girl's um straightening uh what is it straightening her that's not the same yeah that's super different that was another girl's yes unless you straighten your hair you're like oh that's my straightener yeah that's completely but it was from the past but it was like predated she's not saying it's the past she's saying it's hers so it's not the same big you literally kept a trinket from i forgot it was there yeah yeah what is that for i never look under the bathroom thing

I was like, oh, that's there. Oh, but another girl went through there and looked through the bat. She's probably looking for toothpaste down there. Yeah, looking for toothpaste, whatever. And I was like, oh, that's obviously somebody else is from the past. And then there's the whole thing. Yeah, it was the whole argument. Yeah, I was like, why is I have a pass?

So what? Yeah. But, you know what I'm saying? People have past. I forgot it was there. Yeah, he would. It's because you date them young, Vic. You need to date someone.

That was a certain. That has their own straightening. No, I know, but they make it a big deal when it's like, everybody knows that. You would. make it a big deal too. She was in your big game. If you were to go to Marcus's house and you saw straightening her in his bathroom.

He's currently putting it away. Yeah. We would all make it a big deal. Okay, yeah. Yeah. It's different. It's different. But it's like, it's how he handled it.

He was honest about it. He didn't say I use it for my beard. That'd be dumb. And I hope you threw it away right after. I did because it just got me to too much trouble. Should have resold it off. I thought about it. Or just give it to this fool.

Cost me $30. Maximum. All right. Let's go to the phone line. who we got. Okay, we have Flor from San Fernando. Floor, good morning. Good morning, brown bag.

How are you, Floor? Morning. Are you triggered this morning? Do the guys understand or no? Ah, no, stand, bien mal. Yeah. You're not being mad, Ron. Talk to us.

Yes. Are you hearing this great? She's talking to you. I know you don't understand Spanish, but she says there's something wrong with you. She's calling you toxic. Yeah. All right, talk to us, Flood.

What would you tell Flood? Ron. Ron needs to chill. He can't even approach her. This is technically their first fights and they're so stiff as he makes it seem right. Yeah. But yeah, he can't even approach her about something so simple as a deodorant. Imagine one with bigger problems.

Yeah. How is he going to handle it? Yeah. Imagine they're out in public and a guy says, hey, what's up? And hugs her? Oh, my God. It's over. How you been?

And then he just stonewows her. It just goes quiet, leaves, all of that. Don't let him smell like swagger. What if she's at work and she gives her boss or a hug or whatever Now she comes home for her now That's a whole other problem Floyd If she's giving her boss a hug floor HR HR

Where you work at that you give your boss hugs floor You're not making it better Yeah for a long time when you got the cologne Was it like an usher Alicia Keys hug or like what kind of hug Definitely not Not to seriously Ron needs to learn how to communicate with her Because for women

Women not boys not little girls communication is very important. See? And if you can't do something as simple as that, she's single. Yes, Flo, she is from the San Fernando Valley. Shout out to you. Floor, do you have any, or has that ever happened to you?

Do you wear dudes deodorant, maybe guy razors? I was talking to me in the crew, like, I love the rages of dudes. Talk to me about that. What if you get in trouble for that? And body wash. Body wash. Swagger? Swagger?

You were saying earlier. It makes it so much smoother. It's so much better. The quality is. The world. It's really made for you guys. It really is. We get the cheap stuff that's lovely.

Yeah, but the quality stuff is for you guys. Thank you, Jesus. That's funny because I use a, I use girl shampoo. It works better. Well, yeah, that's. So imagine you use girl shampoo and a girl goes over your crib and it's like,

you're sleeping with someone. You use herbal essence. We all saw those commercials. I love this flavor. Right, Flore? Like, so, so, so. That's equivalent. Yeah, you're right.

All right. All right. Yeah. No, I like. Yeah. No, I, Lord, what he should have done is communicated, got the old Spice swagger, threw it against the wall, and said, let me don't find this ever again.

Communicate your knee. Yeah, exactly. He's out. I find one more. Daddy home. All right. You guys are crazy. Erica from Pomona.

Buenos days, Erica. Good morning. Hey, good morning, Brow bag. How are you? Amazing. How are you, mamasita? Well, on my way to work, but I'm going to lie. I love when you're in traffic.

you listen more. All right, Erica. You guys make the morning a traffic tour is tolerable. Aww, Erica. Okay, Erica, talk to us. What would you tell Ron?

Well, Ron, I hate to break it to you, but she's not lying, man. We use men's deodorant all the time. I've been using men's deodorant, degree for men, Cool rush. Yeah.

Degrade. She knows too much. Yeah, you know all the brands. You know a brand. Hey, but the thing is, did a guy show you that? Erica, like, did you get put on because a guy had it? And is that how you found out about the deodorant? Or you're just browsing an aisle?

No lie. No lie. The way I found out about it was I was at the gym and another chick had it. And she smelled good. And I was like, man, you're sweaty as hell. But you smell good. I was like, put deodor. And so that's how I came up on that degree for men.

And it's the green, the green, you know. Hey, stop bringing the spot because that's the one that Hordejo uses that I use. That's his. I don't need it to sell out. It's really good. Wow. It's a sporting type of way. But now, like, now I'm married and stuff and tell me why I'm using my husband's old spice body wash. That's cute is buyers.

Hey. Now I don't even buy. I used to spend all kinds of money, like, all kinds of money on, like, like, gully bodywalk and stuff. And that one, like, now we just buy the Costco size and it's actually more cost of things. It hits you both. And granted, you guys got good smells. Yeah, they do. Because sometimes as a girl, we don't always want to smell crazy flowery or like bubble gum.

Yeah. And it seems like that's like what's in. So it's like we just want to smell fresh. Like you know how you guys have like the clean linen? We have a sea breeze. Yeah. Sea breeze. You wear fubbley.

Ocean spray. And then even the same is a lot stronger for you guys. Because even for the girls, it's like it'll fade away with an hour. Yeah, we gotta use all these men products because we're being the man in this whole life now. You know how girls gotta do our dang cells. Guys can't even change the tire anymore.

We gotta call their dad. That is true. Oh, is that you guys? Yeah, that's great. Is that you're secret deodoring? Oh, okay. First of all.

My mom's. Oh. Secret moms because she buys it. Yeah. Dude, he's all quiet now. And you use girl razors for your sensitive skin or what?

Cheaper. Yeah. Because you're cheap. They are cheaper. No, legit. I remember like Loki there was Loki there was a smoker trying to sell Hothead razors you know they come up and I was like

I was like isn't that crazy like who would buy raised you? You could just get them for like a dollar right because ours can go like three dollars a pack or whatever and he's like no those are the shik quattro or whatever that oh those are expensive yeah I know but for us we don't know razors like that like you guys have a whole thing and that's why I just steal it from the medicine cabinet from him

smart yeah my girl does the same thing is so annoying because she doesn't like hit it and like wash it. Yeah. So I'm like, wash my razor. So Ron. What are all these curly hairs? So he likes it.

He likes it. That's his girl. Yeah. Yeah. Leave her low, okay. Okay. So Ron, it's safe to say, yes, that was probably another dude. There another dude put him on.

Put her on to it. Something like that. Or another girl that got it from a guy. Like everything in life, like everything in life. Like, man rule the world, right? Right guys? Yeah, we do. Bark it up.

Yeah. Oh, who, who, who, who. The patriarchy. Go on, go on. I like you. I like you. I keep talking about everything and everything is awesome. Oh, my God.

All right. So most likely it probably did stem from a guy, right? Yeah. But she's with you now. Yeah, just what does Swiss be say? You're focused on the wrong thing. Don't pay attention to the other guy hugging up on the girl. Yeah, don't worry about it.

It started when they were younger. They were, yes. My boo. Stop booing. Okay. Now another brother's taking over, but it's still all right. Yes, Rand, stop. Keep it here.

Inspire 106, KPWR, Los Angeles. LA's number one for hip-hop. Come on. Hey, hey, what are you doing over there? Sambra Salah with Angie. All right, it's the time of year, you guys, when people start, wait, listen, listen, when people start breaking up right before Valentine's Day.

What did you guys think? Before what day? Valentine's Day. Oh, yeah. What did you think I said? What the M? Yeah. Valentine's Day.

No, I know how to spell it. Okay. Boy, it's not spelling it is the problem. Valentine's Day. So, Larsa Pippin and Marcus Jordan have called it quits. Wait, what? They broke up, like, after a year. Man, I thought they were dating.

Of, like, battling against each other. Not each other, but, like, a family. Society. Everyone, right? Because they're a big age gap and not only that, but because Larsa's ex-husband is Marcus is that's old teammate yeah ex best friend

kind of like a Tio like yeah well she was like the Tia yeah yeah yeah that's how it was she knows since she was young exactly

since he was young she used his diaper started when he was younger I don't know if she changed her diaper Maximo okay it's a 13 year age gap in a couple years he could change hers

well not anymore because they broke up and it all started this weekend because over the weekend It was Larsa that unfollowed Marcus, right? They unfollowed each other. She wiped her whole feed. So if you look on her Instagram, there's no more pictures of them together whatsoever.

That's when you know. Yep. No. And then she goes on her IG story and she asks, like, she makes like a little poll yes or no. And she asked like, should your friends unfollow your exes? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I want to know your guys answers to that.

Yeah, 100%. They should unfollow your exes? That's funny. I had this conversation with my sister the other day. That, like, I should, I unfollowed all of my exes friends and I expect them to follow me, too. Like, I don't want to see you. Yeah, it's like, I get it. Yeah, it's an general thing.

Yeah. That should always happen. What about you, Angie, Vic, my small? For, I don't, I don't really care. I just don't, just don't tell me what, whatever that person is doing or what they're up to. It doesn't really make a difference to me as long as, like, just keep it yourself. But what if you see it on your feet, like on their stories, like, you see them posting her. Them hanging out.

Yeah. That's different than unfollowing. Because I'm following, it's just Instagram. It's just an app. You can close it. But if it's like they're hanging out, like all this stuff on purpose, like that's weird. So she's throwing it back at the club. You're still following her?

No, I don't. No, I unfollow my exes immediately like or like soon. No, your homie's exes. The homie's, no, I don't even follow the homies' girls in the first place. What about your home girls' exes? Home girls' exes. Yeah. Like a dude?

No, I'll still follow him. I mean, unless she specifically tells me like, hey, unfollow him, da-da-da, then I'll do it. I guess it depends how they broke up, huh? Yeah. Like if they, yeah. But if, to be fair? If they broke up. No, to be fair, if I'm following Marcus right now.

You break up with Marcus. Even if you break up with them, even if you guys have like, oh, we, hey, we have broke up. It's really nice. I'm following him. Yeah. Thank you. But I was thinking when Vic gets new girls, I'm like, I don't even follow them. You guys follow them all still.

I don't. I don't. I was going to bring that up. I'm like, I don't ever follow your girls. Because I know they're only here going to season them. And then I. Cisional employees. And then it gets awkward.

It's like, when do I unfollow? Because it's like, it's not your phone rule. We know how Vic is. But like what she was saying with Marcus, it's like more serious. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a lot different. Yeah. So I would understand Larsa because it's like, yeah, you guys were going out for like a whole year.

I get that. Yeah. But that was just her question that she posted. And I guess like, I don't know if her friends really unfollowed. That was her. Probably not. That was her dog whistle to tell all her friends like unfollow him right now. I love a bad friend if you're still following your friend's ex.

The bad's basically what she said Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right But you know, but you never know You can't like jump the gun If you're her friends Because I've seen Jordan and Pipen break up before You know, and then they got back together He's making

And they won three rings Yeah, no, I left them as well. No My whole thing, it's even less about the friends And all of that Like you guys went through so much To be together I know

You shouldn't have done that in the first place Yeah Because I'm sure there was family drama Attichu Yes, I'm sure there was society and all of that like like stick it or at least try to stick it out because the stuff that you left for each other was a lot yeah right so then only be gone for a year like come on yeah all that for nothing yeah and then who gets the pod because they pot together they do wow oh they should do a

last dance documentary that is michael jordan's documentary okay his son is not him the last pod No, but they do have their own pot together, well, they used to. And it's called separation anxiety. But I should. No, I have to play an audio about it because when they were first starting it off, they were talking about how they came up with it and how they get separation, anxiety. And I think of like separation anxiety.

I kind of feel like that's where everyone should be. If you love someone, you shouldn't miss them. Yeah, I feel like, you know, for us, it's because we compliment each other. so well when we're together that, you know, when we're not together, we have separation anxiety. It's like we want to get back to each other. Exactly. It's like I'm missing a limb without you. Oh, yeah, it was from the start.

I wonder if anyone gave her new limb yet. They love each other too extra. It always dies out when it's that hot. That's the Vic thing. Vic won't love a girl like they're on Goliath. They're like on the top of the roller coaster. And then it falls just this fast and straight down just like Goliath. 60 seconds.

There's a term for that, Letty. It's called love bombing. It's a new thing. Oh, you're right. It's not a new thing. It's always happened. They just titled it. Definitely.

It's a manipulation tactic. That abusers, that manipulators use. They love bomb you to get you to trap, fall in love with them. And then they manipulate you and use you. However, that's a little bit different. That's, like, that's if they were to stay in the relationship. Oh, okay. I love bombed you in the beginning.

I trapped you. I gave you all of the good, you do everything, right? Yeah. And then I just, I just turned. I just start abusing you now. And then you're stuck because I had love bombed you. And let's say you try to leave. I'll love bomb you.

again to get you back and then you're stuck and then boom boom oh i thought it's when they leave and stuff like that no but that that is like it's just like like really extreme high love high like and then it's done oh okay you know what i'm saying yeah that's like never go with the girl that you're just like over crazy about you got to go with the girl that's like like just chill like dude it's a good time i like spending time where like that one not like oh my god i can't live without her oh my god i just met her yesterday ah i love oh my god it gets it back that one that one is gonna give you the worst like come down ever that's my biggest problem Slow and steady wins the race.

Leave the Ojos Locos girls alone. They love me though. They love your money. Yeah, they like the tip. They like your wallet. You know how many use their art after you? I love them. They love me back.

Don't ever say that again, please. You're just table seven. You're just table seven. There's eight, nine, ten, eleven. They know how to take care of me. There's three 30, four 30. There's all of that. Yeah, you tip 10%.

Someone gives her 20. Yeah. They gave me great service. And another girl switched tables because she didn't want to serve you. Yeah. You take eight. I'm on eight today.

He only tips $2. He's back. He's back. And he talks. Like, come on. It's true love. I swear. See?

We still haven't gone. We got to go. Yeah. We have to go. Yeah. Oh, my God. It's lingerie week. We got to go.

You guys sound so. Bro. We're trying to get you a date, bro. You're making yourself more. Why do you think of taking a date? Undesirable. No, you're not. No, you're not.

No, you're not. No, he's not. Yeah. See? He just like you. Just like you to separation anxiety. That is a sign. And I know it feels good.

And I know like the dopamine and all of that And your heart and your brain are going off crazy But it's not like that's Crumble Greg Yes That's very superficial But they love me Greg is like

But me and all this compliment It turns so well That's what they would say Give me all the love bumps please Set the love bumps my way She gave me a smile when I walked in Oh poor God It's gonna be really tough

Tomorrow we're supposed to have girls come in Yeah I don't think You're not helping your case at all Bro be a man big dog in the game Come on go Oh Oh my God. All right. That's it for sombrasaela. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm Power 106. All right.

What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? In the clipper full left the room? Why? I wonder why. To cry? He already knew. What's up, bro? Why are you leaving the room while we're about to be on there, dog? It's your job. Come on, Maximo. Look, it's don't you know I'm local time. And we got to talk about this. I want your opinion on this, Maximo. because all this time it looks like the clippers trying to be the Lakers so bad.

But turns out the Lakers are trying to do a clipper move themselves. What? Often when we talk about the Clippers and the Lakers, Maximo's one argument is that the Clippers are the real L.A. team, right? What does that mean? No, what does that mean? All our star players are actually from Los Angeles. Oh, yeah, you do.

Like, Russ, Westbrook. Yeah, I know. Like, I used to add a county because. Palmdale. Yeah. Paul George, Kauai, L.A. and L.A. adjacent.

Locals. Locals. They know how to get the freeways. Yeah. Their freeway connects to L. Yes. But now the Lakers have acquired Spencer Dinwiddie. Okay.

Spencer Dinwiddie. Spenceor. Spencer Dinwiddie. Yeah. I said it right. What? Yeah. Okay.

Spencer Dinwiddie, who is an L.A. Local, too. He's an alumni of Taft High. Yeah. And he was formerly on the Brooklyn Nets for a little bit. then got quickly traded to the L.A. Lakers. And he's very excited about it.

You know, he starts today as an actual Laker. Yesterday was, I believe, his first time at practice. And the Lakers did something really cool. They got him his jersey, but they also got a small version for his son. And he told reporters, like, that's when it felt real. When I saw my son walking away in the Laker jersey and I saw number 26th in Whitty on the back of his jersey

that had like the Laker clearly logo colors, all of that. That's amazing. He's from the hills. Amazing. Yeah. It's been his dream to play for the Lakers. So he played on the Nets back in like 2019, 2020. He kind of established himself as a good score. And then he got traded away to I think the Mavericks.

He was with the Mavericks for a little while. Then he went back to the Nets. And then I think they got a buyout. And then the Lakers were able to just sign them without trading away anybody. So it's a good pick-up. Yeah. It was down to like a couple of teams, but I knew I'm like, he's coming home.

It was between the Lakers and the Mavs. And it's funny because he also told reporters because they're like, why did you choose the Lakers over the Mavs? And I like the little like a theoretical he gave. He's like, let's say you're a kid and you're getting beat up by a bully. The Mavs would be like, it's okay, baby. The Lakers are like your dad. And they're like, nah, you better go out there and you better fight that bully until you win.

And I like that that's how he's like. And so I had to go for the team that's going to challenge me, support me, protect me, be like my dad. That's super cool. Be like my dad. Yeah. So I'm excited. So hey, let's take back the real L.A. title from the Clippers?

Yeah, the one's all we need. Yeah. He's a lot of what? You got a lot of what? Like rings? Like which ones? Like plastic? Actual.

Like which flags? Actual players. You know? Banners? Actual players. Where are the banners one is my question? Which ones? The banners one here.

Oh. Where's your stadium? You guys. Here. Yeah. What do you mean? That's a Kings. No.

Yeah. That's the house that Kobe. That's a lie. Something you get in here. That's a lie? Yes. Oh, who built it? That was a king.

That's a stadium. We're jumping you. And what is called right? He's a king. Get out, Maximo. All of L.A. Just, hey, go back outside where you were. Go here from here.

Let me go out here. Bro, that is blasphemy to say that is not the house the Kobe belt. He literally had the nails and the hammer, okay? I saw. It's Power 106. LA's number one for hip-hop. Good morning. Good morning.

Good morning. Yes. It is down to the wire, you guys. It's February 13th. Sheesh. Get your Valentine in. Okay? I don't want to hear no.

Oh, this is so stupid tomorrow. Yeah, for real. But it is. Your love life is so stupid. And lonely. Sad. Yeah. Okay.

Let us that are having fun, have fun, okay? Don't be upset. And you have one day, bro. Just like, there's just as desperate since you out there trying to get it in before. So there's hope. Before V-Day, just like our guy, Greg. Oh. All right, look. Let's get into it.

I want to marry that man. I want to have that man's children. Hi, Greg. I want to go on a date. So you can ruin his life? It would definitely ruin his life. For the first time in my life, I see I need love. I need love. All right. We are on the forever journey of finding Greg of Valentine, at least.

Forever journey. The forever journey of finding somebody to ruin his life, okay? I need love, though. He definitely needs love. He's been single for how long. Five months? Five months. He's a single for five months.

How many hours? He's been already in like a little bit of relationship drama with girls that are not even his girls. Situation ships. Situation ships. Yeah, imagination ships. Yeah, imagination. All of that stuff. Oh, yeah.

All the ships. He's written on him. Yeah. But he wants the true one that will at least ruin his life for maybe two months like a big relationship. Oh, okay. A season. So we've been posting him up on our Instagram. and we've been showing him off to the world

and we've been saying, hey, Greg, please look straight in the camera, give us your best face, and then he does a stupid thing with his eye. We can only help him so much. We've been trying, and even with that, we've caught up a couple fish.

Yeah, okay? So we've been tasked with each nominating a girl for ruin Greg's life, and they're going to come in tomorrow, Greg. I'm excited. They're going to come in tomorrow and you're going to speed date with them, okay? Because you're such a catch, right?

I've been practicing on how not to fold. Oh, I love that. I love that. You just be straight. He just standing straight up. Yeah, just straight. Don't even sit down. Just stand straight.

My high and, you know. Oh, gosh. Great, he's not helping you. Because you're a catch, right? What are the nice things about you? I am a nice guy and I provide a lot. Why do you sound like that? Like you're buffering.

I'm a big dog. Yeah. Okay, girls not going to want to hear that. Hey, girls, if you look at other girls that have like sugar ditties or you look at girls that have sponsors and you're like, you know, what I'm independent but man I want that if you're looking to use someone like you've been used if you're looking to just ruin someone's life you want to be the villain own it yeah if you want that I have the guy for you he's the perfect candidate to get his life ruined by you okay I'm with it despressialo don't he don't appreciate him don't be like oh my god he's so cute

tell him how ugly he is tell him he can't know he's annoying tell him you made him I don't know this is my I like this is my fall in love with her anymore We want that. Exactly how he likes them. If you always get told like, girl, why don't you change? Girl, you're so toxic. Boom, we're talking to you. We want you here.

Greg wants you, all right? I might propose to you if that you do that too. So lucky we're on teams, me and Maximo on the team, and Gianni and Vickr on a team. We both chosen our girls. Yeah, we are. Irene and Jose, they are absent today because they're so scared of choosing a girl for you. But there are two other girls that are joining in the mix and that want to be nominated, okay? For the first part, we're going to show you who we nominated, okay?

So Angie and Vic, who's the girl that you guys nominated? Janet. Janet, okay? This is Janet, if you want to remember. Hey, Brownback. My name's Janet. I'm a very family-orientative type of person. I love going to concerts, 28 with no kids.

I'm very passionate about the hustle to strive and be better. I mean, that's the main thing. So I'm ready to give Greg the remembrance. he needs in his life. And that line is what got you guys. The remix is the remix. My neighbor is the remit. My neighbor is in the backyard and we could see each other.

He's like, Team Janet. Yeah. We are respectfully inviting Janet to come ruin Greg's life tomorrow. And Maximil, you and I chose Joey, I believe. This is Joey. Hi, I'm Joey. I'm from Mid-City. I'm 26 years old.

I have a dog. work as a nanny. Why I'd be a good fit to be picked is that I'm fun. I like to be outside and hang with my dog. Oh, I love it. Let me tell you why I chose her again. I'm thinking about. I'll tell you my reaction. Yeah, yeah. Number one, Mid City. It's hard out here in Mid City. Like, I know people from Mid City, you go through a lot. Like you are L.A. LA, LA right there in the middle, right? Just by parking. Yeah, facts. She has other things that occupy her time that you're going to be upset for. Like the dog, you're going to be in bed and that dog's going to be all over. and she's going to choose the dog over you.

The kids that she nannies. She's going to be showing you pictures of me. You're going to be so annoyed. And she loves being outside. That means she's going to be turned up drunk somewhere and you're going to have to go pick her up. But she's on Galentines. So she's our friends.

You're not going to take it from them. I already see the hurt in your eyes and I love it. You know what I like? She's a nanny so she can take care of you. No, we don't know what someone that takes me. No. No, the poor. Choosing the wrong thing.

Toxic. She kind of talks like a white girl. Yeah, sounds like Becky G. For sure. Oh, that was what you said. I'm afraid that it's actually Becky G. Yeah. And just honorable mention to Raina because.

Oh, yeah. Hey, Brown Bag. My name is Raina. I'm from Los Angeles, California. I think I would be a great fit for DJ Craig because I... It was that. I love her. Can we just see if she's available?

Yeah. She called you DJ Craig. And I like that. That's already starting up like, hey, you don't even matter. Your name is what I say your name. Exactly. I need to be humbled like that. Yes, you do. But there's two more girls that have entered the running.

And Irene is out sick right now, so she kind of explained a little bit. She's sick. She's sick. So first up is, oh, man, these are not titled with names. Okay, first up is Arelli. Irene says she seems like the kind of girl I can picture Greg Wood. Oh, gosh, Irene. What did she say?

Someone who loves music and being outdoors. dope energy, someone to balance Greg out. I don't think I mean getting the excitement, but here's a day. Hello, everyone. My name is Sareli. I'm in my 30s. I have no kids. I have five dogs.

I love going hiking, and I love to travel. And if he picks me, we could definitely go to the bedding cage, shoot in rain, or try some sports and have a little bit of competition and have fun. Sports, huh? Five dogs. Five dogs. Five dogs. Five dogs is like, she has kids.

In her 30s. In her 30s. In their 30s. Dog lady. She wants to go with you to the shooting rain. You know what she's going to get along with Angie. It's at five dogs. That's what's getting to me.

That's crazy. And one more. Yeah. Call it six. All the dogs. All right. Next up is Lola. Okay.

So Irene says the audio sounds a little off because she was sick. She seems cool and wants a shot at ruining Greg's life. She seems to have the balance of being a home body and being outside. might be good for Greg. Okay, Irene? All right. Hey, Brownback. My name's Lori. I'm 32 years old. Glory. To go out, have fun, but I'm also a homebody. I would love to ruin Greg's life and get to know him a little better. Whoa. Whoa. She's really gonna ruin you. Yeah, she's gonna ruin your life. Yeah, that's scary. And sound like a smoker way she does it.

Hey, Greg. You like it. You need that. Yeah, you need that. Someone needs to be the man in the relationship. Hey, hey, hey, my voice's not that high, all right? I'm a man. Hey, brown bag. My name's Lori. I'm a man. Hey, Brownback. My name's Lori. I'm 32 years old. I like to go out, have fun, but I'm also a homebody. I would love to ruin DJ Greg's life and get to know him a little better. Okay, so there's that.

All right, so here's what we're going to do. Maximo made called the Audible and made the executive decision because we have to get them in here tomorrow. Okay. That Irene and Jose have forfeited their nomination. Oh, okay. Because they're not here. Yeah. Okay.

That's what Maximo said. Not Leti, please don't hate letty for it. No. Hey me. And what? And what? I said that comment about Kobe. Yeah.

Yeah. So, L.A., it's up to you, okay? Who should be the next nominee that comes up tomorrow to ruin Greg's life? Okay, we already picked Joey. Yeah. That's our pick, me and Maximo, and Janet. That's Angie and Vick's pick. And these are the rest of the nominees, okay? There's Raina.

Hey, Brown Bag. My name is Raina. I'm from Los Angeles, California. I think I would be a great fit for DJ Craig because I'm stable physically. and mentally, I'm a ball of fun. I feel like I have that big dog energy that he always talks about. Okay, okay, you already chose yours. There's Cecily.

Hi, my name's Cecily. I'm 26 years old. I have no kids. I think I'd be a good fit because I'm a very nice person and I'm very polite and I'm a very loving person and I like to have fun and have a good time. It sounds like she has braces. Okay. She took us on and get ready with me.

Yeah. She took us outside. And there's Karina. Hey, Brown Bag. Hey, DJ Greg C. My name is Karina. I'm 33 years old. I'm independent.

I have my own place, no kids. I think I'd be a good fit because I saw that he likes chicken tenders. And I love chicken nuggets. Match made in heaven. Oh, my gosh. She got you with a chicken. What about the chicken wings? Chicken wings.

Chicken wing. Chicken wing. All right. There's Adrina. Hi, Brownback. My name is Andrina. I enjoy laughing, being around good vibes, camping, traveling, going on vacations. I can't be a homebody, though, too.

I enjoy cooking, watching movies, just chilling. I am a single mom. My idea of a perfect date, I can see as going to San Diego, watching the sunset, listening to music, and just talking about life. He's a charges, or charges and Padres. Padres and Chargers. San Diego. Okay.

Okay, so then there's, I believe her name, she called herself Lori. Lori. Hey, Brownback. My name's Lori. I'm 32 years old. I like to go out, have fun, but I'm also a phone body. I would love to ruin Greg's life and get to know him a little better. Yeah, we go with a pack.

And when I didn't stop smoking. That's how I got this hole in my throat. He was sick. And you can't you. She goes to the store, get me some. She sounds like, for Monster Zee, for Monster Zink. Mike wasowski Did you turn in your paperwork?

Get in file your paperwork. That is so mean. Hey, if she wants to be part of the crew, she has to deal with the cloud. That is true. Michael'sowski. My name's Lori. I'm 32 years old. Sorry, Lori.

You didn't sound that bad. All right. And then there's Arelli. Hello, everyone. My name is Arelli. I'm in my 30s. I have no kids. I have five dogs.

I love going hiking. And I love to travel. And if he picks me, we could definitely go to the bedding cage, shoot in rain, or try some sports and have a little bit of competition and have fun. I'm going to go to the shooting rain. Yeah, we're going to try some sports. Sports. Sport.

Okay. Call us up, okay? You have Raina, Cecily, Carina, Andrina, Andrina, Lory, Aureli. It was Raina, Sicily. Carina, Andrina. Dang, you got an option. I make a song out of this. I don't know.

But it's not for you to choose. It's for Los Angeles to choose. I want you to call this up and vote on who we should invite for the love of Greg to ruin his life, okay? Power 106. LA's number one for hip-hop. Buenos Aires. I want to marry that man. I want to have that man's children.

Hi, Greg. I want to go on a date. So you can ruin his life? It would definitely ruin his life. For the first time in my life, I see I need love. I need love. All right. Greg.

Oh, gosh. DJ Craig. Okay, Greg C, he's in here. Tomorrow's Valentine's Day. We're looking for three lucky ladies to have their chance at ruining his life, okay? So far we have our nominees, Angie, and Vic, they have chosen Lucky Lady Janet. Yes. And I liked her because. Because she just seems cool.

I forgot. She said she's going to remix. You guys felt for the bar. Yeah. Because she has game. Yes, that's what it was. And she's going to have Greg. wrapped around her finger.

And then me and Maximum, we chose Joey because to me she feels like she's going to have him running around chasing after her and her dog and the kids that she nannies. She sounds like Becky G to me. And so she's just going to have you just chasing after her and dad. Okay, there's a bunch of other, there's a plethora of other girls because apparently he's a catch. No, he is, he is. It's my guy Greg. He's a hard. He has a low rider bike ladies, okay?

He has a low rider bike. You can take photos on it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. His mom decorates really nice at the parties. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have a nice patio set up. Yeah, very talented.

Watch movies in the back, you know? You can do whatever you guys want back there as long as the parents say something. Yes, he's looking for someone that will do TikTok videos with him. Oh, that's a big thing. Yeah, that's my big thing right there. Yeah, yeah. You got to be able to be. Oh, like his ex did.

So then you can fight with him. So then you can fight with him about it, ruin his life that way. So we took votes. Shout out to our girl Carla. She did one vote for Raina. And she said also the girl with the five dogs. So one vote for... Areli.

All right. Veronica hit us. Another vote for Raina. Wow. Raina is the girl that calls Greg Craig Craig. And Maria hit us up. Another vote for Raina. Wow.

So Raina seems to be... Hey, so back. My name is Raina. I'm from Los Angeles, California. I think I would be a great fit for a... DJ Craig because I And I'm not gonna lie, you guys didn't meet her, but she sounds

like someone familiar to him. Oh, you didn't. She's the one that sounds like ex-baby girl. But also, last minute interception. It's like the Super Bowl again. No, they couldn't get an interception to say that. They should have. All right. Okay,

we got Wendy on the line. Wendy, good morning. Good morning, Brambe. Good morning, Wendy. All right, Wendy, you called in and you, like, because we're asking for people to vote. And instead, you said, what did you say? I said, do I have to vote or is it too late to be a runner up? Oh!

I'm already, I listen to you guys every morning, but I'm always DMing Greg, not Craig. Always DMing it. He's always like, you know how he does. No, I don't know. Tell us how he does. I don't even know how he does. How does he does? How does he does?

Like, Drake? I was like, you know, he ignored me and kind of goes to me. So I was like, he must like me, right? Right. Yeah. I love it. It did it. Right.

Makes it true. Lulu. Yeah. So I don't know. This morning, I was like, wait a minute. There's Valentine's Day dates and I can ruin his life and everything. I'm going to call in. Wendy!

Oh, my God. I see. Okay. Wendy. Are you down to skip work or school and come in tomorrow? I'm down. Wendy. Oh, my God.

And Wendy, do me a favor. Can you do you. screenshot me the DMs that you sent Greg to my DM? I will answer you baby girl I will not ghost you I'm Casper no I'm not that's Greg I will okay Wendy I want to hear Wendy spit some game at Greg okay Wendy why do you want a chance at Greg just because he ghosted you like why did you DM him in the first place true first he sounded really really cute okay and then I found him and I was like okay he is really really cute okay and um I just turned 40 so Greg I'm almost Oh, seora.

That is my name. All right. I like that. Okay. Listen to me. What did you say in the DM that, like, made him all blush? Because he is so quiet right now. I'm trying to find out who this is.

Oh, my God. He's so red right now. You're already ruined you. Okay. Look, last time I called you guys, I forgot what the segment was. It was like, oh, I was telling you guys, like embarrassing things. Like, hand me down. Let's not talk about that.

Okay. Because mine was really embarrassing. Okay. But anyways, he was like, dang who's Wendy. Like, I need to see who she is. So I DM him that person. I'm like, it's me, Wendy from Bloomingtonton. And like nothing, right?

And then the next time I forgot what the segment was. And he was like, oh, send me your, send me your horse soap or whatever. And I was like, send me your horse. What's your name? What's your sign? Yeah. So, yeah. So you've been doing like, he's asking and you're doing it.

He's just not me. Exactly. He's not just showing up. Yeah. All right. Okay. He must like me. Like, he's just waiting for today.

For the right moment. This is destiny. This was all made. I know. And we did all of this just for Wendy to call in and just be about it right now. Yes. But I have one more question for Wendy. Wendy.

How are you going to ruin Greg's life? How am I going to ruin his life? Yeah. What does every other guy say about you? What does every other guy say about me? I'm sure they... There's children listening. Greg.

Okay. Greg, say something to her. Talk to her. Invite her up here. Invite her up here. Tell her come through. Are you excited to hear? I'm excited to see her.

I'm excited to see you. I'm excited to see you. What do you got to say? to him. I'm sweating about these D-Eans. I'm like, what do you have to say to Greg? You're excited? Yeah, I'm excited. Yes, ladies. Tell him to wear Grace web pants. Oh! Hold out here! Wendy's coming tomorrow! Wendy's coming here, it's Power 106. Brown Bag. It's Brown Bag on Power 106.

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