Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep.156 (02/14/24)
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It's Pyr 106, we'll be back.
I'm kidding.
Fire 106, round bad mornings.
Good morning.
Happy single awareness day, everything.
Happy sucks to suck, losers.
Losers.
It feels nice to be on this side of the, you know?
I know, this is Angie's first ever Valentine's Day.
Ever.
Like even before school, like never in school, none of that.
None of that stuff.
I looked in the mirror today and I was like, you're going to have a great day.
It's your first.
single Valentine's Day. You're having a good one.
Oh, for him, for Greg himself.
Words of affirmation. Yeah, words of affirmation.
Great, you're going to get a girl today.
Yeah, you're not going to be single.
It's going to be a good day.
It's going to be a great day.
You're going to go from zero girlfriends to three.
It's going to be crazy.
I love this.
I love this.
That's coming up at 8 o'clock ruin Greg's life.
I hope you make room in your truck.
Yeah, it's a two-seater, so I don't know how I'm going to be all three.
They're laughing?
They lap.
They lap?
No, lay in the bed.
Do you go back to Angie.
It's her first hour around Thursday.
It's okay.
Markis has a lot to live up to.
He does.
He does.
I don't know what he has.
Did he talk to you?
No,
nothing.
You know what?
I know that he has something planned because he keeps being very suspicious.
Like, no, I have stuff to do.
Angie, what if he doesn't do anything?
Don't say that.
Then that's a beautiful argument.
That's his plan to argue.
Wow.
He knows I do like arguing.
I do like to argue.
Pull up on him right now.
See what he's doing.
I just talk to him.
He just woke up.
But you know what?
I did tell him.
I'm expecting flowers and not red roses because I don't like red roses.
What do you like?
Any other than red and white, I like the pink ones, the orange ones.
So no red, no white.
It's complicated.
It's not complicated.
I just know what I like.
The ones off the freeway.
And her favorite color is nude.
Yeah.
Neutral.
Good luck.
Do not give me the flowers that mean love.
Yeah, exactly.
It's red.
Valentine's Day is red.
I see the mess.
She doesn't like it.
I see the mess.
That's a basic flower.
Everyone gets the red roses.
That's too.
I'll kick out whoever.
That was that you?
That was me.
That was my brother.
Your brother?
Yeah, that's a group chat.
He chas.
The group chat with my sisters.
He probably owes the bill.
That's fine.
All right, look.
Keep it here because on the way we have simp or pimp with Maximo.
And Maximo, it's Valentine's Day.
So this simp better be super simping.
Who is it?
She's simping.
It's a girl?
Oh, it's a girl.
She's from the block.
Oh.
You're from the block?
Yes.
Oh no! Keep it here, that one of six.
Simp or pimp.
B-I-N-P, S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-M-E-S-M-T-E-S-M-E.
It's perfect for today.
We have a real simp on our hands.
Why Maximo?
Or potential.
Pimp?
Oh, what?
Okay.
However, Jennifer Lopez.
Jay-Lo.
J-Lo.
Recently had a speech where she was talking about the special person who,
motivated her recently it was last night yeah literally last night but listen to what she said he
inspired an album 20 years ago and i know he hates that i'm doing this right now he's just like please
shut up no i love you and thank you for believing in me and helping me believe in myself
and helping me to grow every single day thank you for the family that we've created
and her children and everything that you do for me.
You'll never know what it is to be able to share this lifetime
and have you be my love.
Thank you.
Oh my God.
That's so cute.
Oh, my God, yeah.
Did she say 20 years ago?
My family?
Yeah.
20 years ago.
20 years ago, she was dating Ben, yeah.
Wow.
She had that album.
They dated for the first time?
That's a long time.
I didn't realize that.
Well, no.
They dated.
They dated.
They took a little 20-year break.
She had kids.
He had kids.
They got married with other people.
Broke up.
Dated a backup dancer, all that crazy stuff.
World Series champion.
Even after she left Ben and got with, you know, her journey to where she is today.
She's always been simping for Ben.
Really?
Yes.
She actually had a song called Dear Ben.
Yeah, she did.
In her old album, This Is Me, Ben.
Okay, so is that why?
So, okay, this is me then.
Ben was an album that dropped while she was with Ben Affle.
Yes.
So that means that This Is Me Now, which is the new stuff that's dropping.
Do you guys see the full circle?
Is when she's back with Ben Affleck.
Do you guys see the full circle?
She might as well have called it, This is Me Ben.
Yeah.
That's a good one.
Look at me, Ben.
Yep.
I'm going to play.
Oh, yeah, it's your friend.
A manifest.
Wow.
It's like that.
I know they work for work.
I do.
Angie, you listen to that.
I do, yeah.
At least like twice a month.
Yeah.
No, I thought you listened to back then.
Oh, no, now, yeah.
Wow.
Okay, so that's a, when I'm in my feels.
That's a classic album to you, right?
To me, yeah.
And when you judge me, I don't care.
I love it.
That's her I'matic.
Actually, yeah.
When you heard dear Ben, like, was I like, oh.
I was just like, oh, this is so cute.
She did not need to do that, but she did.
A whole like open letter to bed.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
That album is great.
Yeah, well, other songs are on that album.
Because we got to know that album, right?
We have this one.
All I have.
Yes, that's J-Lo.
That's J-Lo.
That's what you told me.
I'm good.
I'm good.
And Casper.
Man.
Don't act like you've never heard this song.
I'm just mad that it's on the same album.
I'm just mad that it's on the same album.
It's all the same album.
I'm just mad about that.
That's, yeah.
Last album.
Yes, she.
I know you're independent.
You can make it on you.
So that song is on that album.
Yes.
And also it's Janie from the Block.
Jenny from the Block.
Jane from the Block is on that album too.
That one's by the Rocks that I got.
I'm still, I'm still, Jenny from the Block.
Oh, she made hits and then she read of the song dedicated to Ben.
That was all her Benifer era.
And it's like the Skier.
Benefer era.
Benefer is back.
I would have much rather had all I have dedicated to.
me than the other song.
Yeah, exactly.
Your name's not Ben.
It's a little cring.
No.
It's a hell of crazy.
You're not in love.
It's just like, apparently I'm not in love and no girls ever loved me because that was
some simp in.
Yeah, that was simp.
You're perfect.
I've never been called perfect.
That's crazy.
Ain't nobody perfect.
Yeah.
To her.
What does Ben do to her?
Well, what's tripping out is she did all that and they broke up.
You're right.
Yeah.
It didn't work out.
Yep.
Come back 20 years later.
They're back together again.
He probably got freaked out by that song.
Yeah.
No.
Did not.
And this is when I skit.
He wasn't freaked out by the green.
He got his freak out with her booty.
Oh, yeah.
All the time.
Yep.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
I forgot about it.
Then the song dropped.
Actually, yeah, that song is great.
Okay, so this movie that's dropping, too, is this is me now a love story.
So it's for sure going to be about Ben.
Oh, yeah.
It is.
She said it.
It's like a whole dedication towards Ben.
This one?
That album before also.
Yeah, the album before was Ben.
And then now this one is Ben again.
Yeah.
Ben again.
Ben again.
Ben again.
She sent.
So she made a whole album of movie.
Hopefully it's better than they're allowed.
I think she's making...
Jigley?
That was the worst.
I think this is making it for all the time she gets him angry.
Yeah, see, that's what I'm tripping out on.
I'm cracking up thinking about how, like, oh, he inspires me to do this,
and then he's just like with this crazy face.
His stupid face?
And she's like, oh, my God, he's perfect.
Yeah.
Because see, all of us literally, we all judge, like, their interactions that we've seen.
Yeah.
For sure.
Her going to the car, being serious, him slamming the door, looking at the paparazzi, like, what?
But then I think, like, that's love.
Like, you could be angry with someone.
It's like, I would rather be angry with you or upset or in this with you than without you.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
No, absolutely.
You could see his little stank face.
He kind of looks like a little English bulldog now.
Like, it's just like forever looking like that.
Right?
And it just looks upset.
He just always looks.
They're both so happy.
Yeah.
It's weird.
That's like you should never judge, like, how you see a couple.
His face is permanently on, uh, good point.
Get out of here.
Like, he just looks like he's always,
is always annoying.
His face is like,
don't ask me about that song.
I don't want to hear about it.
It's like how on her exes feel.
He's trying to hold a penny together.
He has to just scrunch it.
How do you think on her exes feel that it's like,
she's like gushing over this?
I don't know.
They're World Series champions.
She's told them all the same thing,
probably.
Yeah.
They got championship rings.
No,
Arod was a world.
Series Championship before her after her
when was he?
Still a World Series champion
No but like a consultant what is it
A commentator?
A legend
Oh yeah
There's no album after Aeron
Nope
Very successful
Yeah very successful
One of the best baseball players of all time
He actually owns the Timberwolves now
Where are they at?
Really good
Yeah
Actually they're decent
Wow a Laker fan would never say
Yeah fake
Yeah it's a trick
Yeah it's a trip
I mean did she make an album
for Mark Anthony?
Wasn't the Spanish or they did some songs?
Oh, we together.
That was a good movie too, El Cantante.
That was a great movie.
Yeah.
Casper?
She did a little like choreography.
Yeah.
She shuffled right out of his life.
She is a little dancer though.
I like, so last night I went to premiere.
Yeah.
Just how J-Lo is opening up about Ben.
Can you play that again?
Do we really want to?
Yes.
He inspired an album.
20 years ago. And I know he hates that I'm doing this right now. He's just like, please shut up.
No. I love you. And thank you for believing in me and helping me believe in myself.
And helping me to grow every single day. Thank you for the family that we've created and our
children and everything that you do for me. You will never, you'll never know what it is to be able to share
lifetime and have you be my love.
Thank you.
Oh, that's so cute.
Mark and he's like, you told me that it's Spanish.
Thank you.
Help me to grow.
She's trying to.
And create in me.
Jay-Lo's 50.
She's like 50 years old, right?
I'm not too sure.
I don't talk about a lady's age.
No, no.
When she talks about Ben, she sounds like a teenager in the best way possible.
It's like she's very.
much like youth. Like you just hear youth like in her voice when she's talking about him.
That's great. I love it. It's very Latino of her to be like, oh my God. And then still be mad at him
when she's walking into the car. Because that one exists. Like the other J-Lo exists where she got
upset about something and then he slammed the car like, but it's like, yeah, look. She's like,
why didn't you cry when I cried on stage? Yeah. I love it. I don't know you guys. It's a trick
I can't sit. No, to me it's not Fibb. It's like, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect. Perfect.
Okay, he was here, it's 5106.
Scrolling with the homies.
Letty, just because it's Valentine's Day,
couples are still going through it, no matter what you do.
This couple's going viral because her boyfriend...
What happened?
She took him on a nice little date.
Yeah.
But the date is the desert.
The date is the desert?
The date is the desert.
Okay.
Not dessert.
Not dessert.
Not dessert.
Not for dessert.
Exactly.
The desert, okay.
And it's not Valentine's.
Day, Valentine's Day, it's
today. Today. Yeah. He took her out
yesterday. Also pre-valentine's
day. Pre-valentine's Day. Sancha. To the
desert. Listen to this.
Guys, look at where they brought me to
Valentine's to a
cedar. Literally, dude.
To a f***errater. Dude, you know what the
worst part? Today's not even Valentine's. It's
February 13. Because I'm getting mad.
Because you keep saying that. Because, dude, you acting
like you're cheating.
Cheating.
I don't know.
You're acting like you're cheating, dude.
First of all,
after morning is Valentine's.
Why are you trying to hang out?
You don't even have a haircut.
If I haven't seen out.
I think he's cheating, guys.
Cheating.
Because you got me stressed out.
You got me stressed out.
Where are my chocolates at?
Where's my fucking?
Look.
And it's dangerous here, dude.
Okay.
It's therapeutic.
That's the point.
Cerro is the hills.
It's not the desert.
So it's a little bit nice there.
There's greenery.
The funniest thing is that they're sitting in,
it looks like the middle of the desert.
Like they're just sitting.
It's a little dry.
It's a little dry.
It's very dry like the relationship.
Yeah.
Okay.
He took her out.
He probably wanted to take her to see a beautiful view.
No, he wanted to take a word where it's free.
Yeah.
Free out in the open and leave her.
Three days are okay.
They're okay.
And I like how she knew.
You don't even have a haircut.
This is, this was not planned.
This is not planned.
They're making this up.
I didn't get any.
I didn't get any.
Anything.
No.
Yeah, she was making valid points.
So I'm not mad at her.
He said he worked though, and it was a therapeutic view.
So what?
Where's her chocolates and her flowers?
Yeah.
If you're going to celebrate it the day before, what ends up happening, he's like, oh, my God, it's on Wednesday.
Damn, I haven't done anything.
Yeah.
Oh, let me take her for a drive.
And it's like there needs to be more.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And the same.
Prang assumption is cheating.
That's it.
That he's cheating the next day.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know about that one.
Yeah, she said that.
Yeah.
Yeah, she said that.
Well, because it's like, yeah, raises an eyebrow.
13 not the 14 right and he's like he's getting a haircut the next day oh yeah he's getting
haircut on valentine day he works yeah that is us I don't know but with home girl a 16
hour shift yeah taking her to the desert I think it's pretty romantic you know just
looking around it's a hill it's not the desert same thing you know probably drove to riverside
or something up in the hills yeah that is that rober yeah she is not having it yeah he could
the least he could have done is buy some ferrero shares put him in his pocket something
yeah yeah like something
More to it that they hike?
What did they do?
No, they just sat in the car.
They just sat in the car.
I love the background music.
It's all sad.
Oh, yeah, I didn't hear it.
Guys, look at where they brought me to Valentine and go to a sacked.
Literally, dude.
What?
Dude, you know what the worst part?
Today is not even Valentine's.
It's February 13.
Because I got a word time.
You're getting mad.
Oh, I like the way she says February.
You don't even have a hair cut.
My appointment tomorrow.
Oh, so you go to your appointment, but you can't take me on a date tomorrow.
Crazy.
That's why he's cheating.
Oh, no.
He's not too busy at work for the appointment, but he's too busy at work to take her anything.
Oh, you have an hour to sit with your barber, but you don't have an hour to sit with me.
Damn, I can hear it now.
I can hear it now.
Yeah.
It's valid.
It's funny because people in the comment sections are coming after her.
Why?
Because they're saying that's so mean, at least he's making an effort.
No effort.
Yeah.
How was that no effort?
I don't know.
I think to me, like, I've celebrated things the day before.
Right.
I get that.
Yeah.
So I don't see a problem in that, but him not pulling up.
Yeah, keyword is celebrated.
You did something to celebrate.
Yeah.
I don't think that was a celebration.
It's tricky because, I mean, you could do that on a regular Saturday.
Hey, let's go see the hills.
Yeah.
I don't even mind going to the Cerro.
I like that.
It's the extra pressure of Valentine's Day that makes it feel like he has to go above and beyond.
Yeah.
And he didn't.
So it's like, oh, you messed up.
You guys act like.
Oh my God, all this pressure Valentine's Day.
It is.
A lot of pressure.
Flowers cost like $15.
Yes.
I'm expecting flowers, Marcus.
But if you get a pizza today, if you're like, hey, let's just hang out at the crib and get some pizza.
It has to be like a heart-shaped pizza.
No, it doesn't.
It has to be Instagram-able.
Everything has to be Instagram.
Oh, my God.
That is facts.
If she can't Instagram it, she is not happy.
You guys are choosing the wrong girl.
Yes, we are.
You guys want Instagram models.
They get mad and they want to do Instagram stuff.
I know.
And I get mad when she doesn't add my tattoos in it and I get, like, I paid for this.
Come on now.
Like, at least put my arm in it.
Yeah.
Put my arm in it.
Yeah.
Put me on your story back.
I bought you this heart-shaped pizza.
At least, like, put a little of my hand in it.
So they can see what tattoos are.
Yeah, exactly.
No, sorry, guys.
That's so sad.
Yeah.
What is it?
Play stupid games when stupid prizes.
Yeah.
Date stupid girls.
I'm kidding.
Can't you describe what else.
Rosecrans.
Word on Rosecrans.
What's the word?
Sun's player and NBA legend Kevin Durant got bars y'all oh look Kevin yeah KD
Kevin Durant posted a video of him and former MMG rapper Stale in the studio and you
hear Stolly rapping you know he does thing but then you hear KD hop on the beat and he has some
bars y'all you got to listen to this
in barbara davis we hit another layer when she speak to me is like she's saying praise yeah so it was like some
like j-electronica like it was like a little like backpacky griselda yeah i mean he is from you know originally
from baltimore okay so it's like that east coast kind of flavor yeah uh but yeah it was like it got leaked
tm z posted it was like oh is this what he's spending his off time doing yes and it it seems like
that because he actually dropped a song with LeBron a few years ago it wasn't like
very big or anything it was just kind of like a you know it was out there for like the
basketball community and his part was pretty decent and then last year I don't know if
you guys remember he received A&R credits on Drake's new album for all the dogs for what
song for all of it it was like really credited as an R on the whole album yeah I
didn't know that so either maybe he picked out beats or gave Drake ideas whatever
it was it's like seems like maybe you know a couple years he might get into music
Dang, KD.
That's cool.
I mean, it's cool because they do, there's always been a competition and who's like the best, like, rapper and NBA basketball rapper.
And people have said that currently it would be him or Damian Lillard.
Dame Lillard, yeah.
But the thing is, KD doesn't really release the music.
It seems like he's kind of like, you know.
It's like personal use type stuff.
Yeah, personal use.
Maybe he'll send it to homies or whatever.
But, you know, I'm thinking after he, he retires.
He'll probably start releasing the music.
That'd be cool.
With all the Drake features?
Yeah.
Which, oh, hell of Drake features.
He probably has them all in the cut.
All of them.
That would be crazy.
But speaking of Drake, look, it looks like we're not getting a Drake break after all, okay?
Although Drake said he was taking a break after his album for all the dogs, he's going to keep pounding us with new music.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, relax, bro.
I'd like to add that Vic writes his own scripts.
Yeah, he doesn't stop, bro.
He's got his news and he intentionally wrote Poundtown.
Out of pocket, Vick, out of pocket.
While he was thinking of that video.
Yeah, that's supposed he never saw.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It is too soon, Vic.
Tell me how long it is.
Well, I thought he was going to give us a long break, but he's right back at it.
Back to the pounding?
Round two.
It's crazy.
But yeah, he's going to keep pounding us with new music.
You know, first, it was that five-song EP.
Not big thinking of Drake on Valentine's Day.
I'm not thinking of Drake.
He is.
Yes, you are.
This is new stuff.
You got to pull one out, you know.
He's taking you to pound it.
You know, first he had the five-song EP, the scary hours, you know,
attached to for all the dogs.
Yeah.
Then he announced he was going back on tour with Jay Cole, the Big is the What Tour.
Now while he's on tour, this is what he's saying.
You know, I said I was like taking a break and all that.
I'm right back on the road.
It's hard for me to stay away from y'all.
I really do love you.
And you know, you never know.
I'm like, I don't know.
I'm like getting bored over the road.
So I'm making some music and see where it goes in the next little while.
So he's going to drop some more music.
And all the cities that they're going to are like small cities.
Yeah.
So they are very bored.
Very bored.
On the road.
I wonder if they have those tour buses,
which they probably do that have a studio attached.
Yeah.
So that they can get their bars in.
Yeah.
Would it be a Drake and Jake will collab album?
I don't know.
Because he drops collabes albums.
He does.
He does.
Future, all that.
It's just that Drake has a lot on his hand right now, so I don't know if he'd be able to do it.
How much?
He has been a lot of him and his hands like what?
I don't know.
He just seems a good rapper.
Like his hands are full?
Yeah, just doing a tour.
Single main music.
Single men in here
Respect yourself
It's fine
You're thinking about it
Just keep talking about it
No, not thinking about it
I'm just thinking about the music
We're talking about new music
That's what we're talking about
Drizzy's whizzy
No but yeah
You guys get all giggly
Not even us
I'm the one that asked for a Drake break
I thought we were getting a Drake break
Yeah then you say he was pounding even
Yeah
I said he was probably us
To break you out some of that KitKat bar.
No.
Go ahead.
What else did you write?
What other innuendos did you write in there?
That was all.
Okay.
No big as a what jokes?
No big as a what?
I mean, you can make it.
Big is the Super Bowl.
But yeah, that's a great idea.
For them to go on tour and.
They're spending a lot of time together, so I don't see why not.
Drake and Cole.
Yeah, I would have minded.
I would have a little mixed tag on.
I think that Jay Cole brings out of Drake a lot of other things.
than other people would.
I know, like, he has a certain vibe in 21,
with 21 Savage,
but I think with Jay Cole,
it brings him back to the grind of one day.
Yeah.
Coming up.
That's what it is.
Outwrapping each other,
trying to compete.
They, like,
just seeing them,
like,
reminds them and takes them back to that place.
You got to think,
like early 2010,
2011,
all that vibe.
Yes.
Yeah.
Where it's like,
okay,
that,
I haven't felt that in a long time,
you know?
So I think there would be something there.
Yeah,
that'd be cool,
because Drake,
as much as it's like,
you know,
he makes,
hits and pop star he
got bars in him. Yeah. Shopping with an
edge. Yeah. Yeah.
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you know I'm local?
All right. We're talking about Dinwiddie.
The new Lakers
team player just signed
and he's an L.A.ean. He's
Los Angelino. Went to tap ties.
That's right.
Woodlany and Woodland Hills.
He played his first game yesterday with LeBron James and they won.
They killed it.
But this is a funny little schick in his contract.
Just in general, right?
We're not talking about Drake anymore, okay?
They're always thinking of Drake.
Schick does not mean that.
Okay?
But apparently if the Lakers end up winning a championship this year,
which they very well might because it's the Lakers.
You never know.
You never know.
I never know.
Such a hero.
I do not need your negativity right here.
Sorry.
You never know if the Lakers might win a championship or not,
but you always know that the Clippers are not.
It's like a guarantee.
Yeah.
In your face.
Put the money on it.
All right.
Yeah, yeah.
Put your glasses under that, bro.
All right.
Well, apparently, Spence Dinwiddie,
should the Lakers win the championship
and, like, be world champions this year,
he will only get a $1 bonus.
All right.
Apparently they get bonuses when they're,
I negotiated that.
So he has, his agent is like top tier.
A dollar.
A dollar bonus.
Why?
Well, it's because it's late in the season.
It's probably the end of the season very soon.
So he came over on like a veteran's minimum contract because he already got paid from the other team that bought him out.
Oh, okay.
He's kind of getting paid twice the season.
Yeah.
But he put that extra incentive in there like, hey, I need some extra chili.
Yeah.
If we get that ringy.
If we get that ring.
It's like the dollar in the dream.
Yeah.
One more dollar.
If we get that.
ring and that's so tight.
That's funny
they're in the locker room
passing out the bonus checks.
Yeah.
What dollar?
I got a dollar.
I got a dollar.
I should be cash, brother.
I only have four quarters.
Would you,
would,
like,
I think that would be so dope.
I'd be part of the team.
If I,
even if I only get a dollar, man.
Yeah.
Like, you're part of a championship team.
That's bragging rights.
That's a ring.
That is all of that.
It better be a new,
a brand new dollar.
A brand new dollar?
It's still one.
Yeah.
I'm a frame it.
Freshly pressed?
Yeah.
Okay.
We'll get this too.
I'm rooting for the Lakers to win a championship because they will surpass the
Boston Celtics for the most championships in NBA history should they win a championship this year.
I know.
That's why I always get nervous.
They're tired right now.
Yeah.
When the Celtics are good because they could win this year.
Like realistically, they have one of the best teams.
Last year was close too.
And who else has one of the best teams?
We.
We're getting there.
We're getting there.
Yeah.
But yeah, if they win, it's like, oh, extra pressure like because, you know, it's the bragging right.
17 and 17.
So it's like we
Well, someone was trying to kill our dreams
And that's the Warriors
Manager GM person, right?
Yeah.
So we're finding out new information
About LeBron James
And supposedly the Warriors were trying their best
Right before the trade deadline
To get LeBron James.
They were trying to bid on LeBron James
At the trade deadline.
So while they were all putting the Kobe statue,
getting the Kobe ceremony together, everything,
the guy's like, hey,
Gene E bust you down.
To give me the bronze?
That's crazy.
Hey, what y'all want for brown?
Yeah.
This is awesome because it proves my theory that the warriors just want to be the Lakers.
Yep.
Literally proves my theory.
I wish there was a warrior fan in here.
I'll tell them to his face.
There's warrior fans listening.
The gold jerseys, you're not slick.
All of a sudden you want to wear yellow like that.
When I was growing up, used to wear orange and it was ugly.
You guys remember that.
You played in Oakland.
Don't forget.
Oh.
Oh, way more upset at the train.
Steph Curry or Laker fans?
Because I feel like we also want something from LeBron.
I know we got the 2020 ring,
but he's made it a point like I'm going to bring a ring, you know,
and I'm going to do this for Kobe.
He's not leaving.
Yeah, I mean, Lakers, like, Lakers fans would be upset because they don't have anything we want,
essentially.
Oh, the trade would not be in our favor.
No, like, we don't, what do we want?
We couldn't get Curry?
You'd get Clay Thompson.
No, the whole point was to match LeBron and Curry together on the same team.
So they would have just gave us Clay Thompson, who's, like, aging out.
They would have tried to give us Andrew Wiggins, and it's like, he's whatever.
Jonathan Caminga.
They're like very, like, they're all right.
They're no bra.
And the thing is about LeBron, no matter what, he's a draw.
So people are going to come to watch him every night.
Yeah.
Dang.
Does he have a no trade clause, LeBron?
Well, apparently not.
I don't think so.
Why do we know this?
Now I'm so mad at the Warriors.
They leaked this information to start things out.
Somebody leaked it, yeah.
And then I'm thinking of LeBron, right?
Yeah.
He wants to.
stay in...
Yeah, he made it clear.
For sure. Really? He made it clear.
Him and Rich Paul said, we have no interest.
Because then that gives me questions about him.
Like, why are they trying to trade for you knowing that you want to stay unless you've
mentioned to them that you'd be down for this type of trade?
And now I'm like, are you...
I don't think so.
Are you talking to Steph Curry on the line, like, a little bit?
Like, hey, James and Curry, go together.
No, I don't think he would because all his kids are in school in L.A.
And my friend works for a private school.
I can't say which one, but LeBron was there.
registering one of his kids too.
Wow, what it's supposed to you are.
Look up all the private schools in the valley because that's where we are.
Next on, Soma Salas.
No, but yeah, no, that wouldn't happen.
I don't think he has any interest in going there.
The only thing he said before is that like, oh, it would be cool to play with Steph,
but it's like, Steph could come over here to the Lakers where we treat stars good and, you know,
that won't happen.
I don't do that I ever happen.
Like, you don't think Steph would come over here?
No, no.
I think you should do that.
Just throw it in the warrior's face.
Like you try to trade us for LeBron.
Now we got Steph.
Say what?
That would be cool.
He stuck with the bay.
They would, I don't know.
You got no in the trade.
They've never been good until now.
Yeah, like, who would we give them?
Oh, who would we give them?
Your whole bench.
For Curry, we'd have to give up a D.
We'd have to give a baby.
Yeah.
We'll give them the clippers.
Yeah.
Since we own y'all.
Take a little brother.
Take a little brother.
Yeah.
All right.
You know me, baby.
You know how I know.
word Paisa.
Angie and Maximo say,
so if I need a baby.
I do.
It translates.
And both separately.
Maximo did it this morning and then I've seen Angie do it.
And I'm like, oh.
It's like, oh.
It's like, I'm a baby.
All right.
Let's do shout-outs before we get into the
Homey Help Line.
The Homey Help Line is very juicy, by the way.
We have to shout out this guy, Jose from Homeboy Industries.
Yesterday I was charging my car on, well,
where I charge my car?
Yeah.
Don't say.
I was charging my car and then I have trouble charging my car.
Like this thing is not an easy process.
I wish that someone told me before I got an electric vehicle how like crazy the electric charging community is.
Like, it's wild.
Yeah.
It's easy for you, hon, because you've got a testy.
Yeah.
It's a little easier because they have a lot of charging stations, but it's still not easy.
The other day I went to try to charge it and there was like an in and out.
And then it was just so packed.
It's packed.
You search for different ones.
Because they have like different voltages.
So you want to get the one that charges the fastest, but everyone does.
So there's a line for that.
And to charge your car is not like pulling up to the gas station and pulling out.
It's like a 30 minute, 40 minute wait.
At least.
And there's like five cars in front of you.
So you got to like time it out for those schools, right?
And then sometimes you pull up and you're there.
And the things are not working.
It's like when you buy a chaffa charger from like the gas station.
And you plug it in and it charges for a second and then it stops your phone stop charging.
Like that happens in real life with cars.
Really?
That sucks.
Yes.
Best bet is to give one.
And this is the future, everybody.
Vic never talked about this life.
Yeah.
I figured out like my spot places.
Yeah, I figured out my spot too.
Yeah.
Shout out to the spot that I figured out.
Once you figure it out, it gets a little easier.
But it does take a little while because you start to feel like, wait, where am I going to go?
How am I going to get there?
I only have this many miles.
And I also changed the settings on my car.
I didn't know that it was wasting more battery because it was going faster.
You put it on, do not disturb?
I put it on chill.
Literally, it's a chill mode.
Literally it says chill.
And you just put chill and it lasts way longer.
Chillags, yeah.
Yeah, it's just a whole thing.
Yeah, but that's the future.
Yeah.
So I'm like, we got to figure this out somehow, dog.
Yeah.
My little truck takes like 10 minutes of warm up, you know, that I got to wipe down the windows to like see through it.
You know what?
It's stunning and gunning.
It's still there and that's because you got a Toyota.
Yeah.
Reliable.
Yeah.
Reliable.
That's why I have one.
But while I was charging, I heard, letty.
And I was like, oh, what?
Oh, my God.
This is how it's happening.
This is how it ends.
Like that?
Yes.
And then it gets worse.
Oh, my gosh.
No, it doesn't get worse.
Jose, you're not worse.
You are a great person in the civilization.
He's like, hey, what's up?
I'm Jose.
I work at Homeboy Industries shirt.
And I was like, oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
He has an electric beamer.
And I'm like, whoa.
What's going on over there?
What is Father Greg Boyle doing over there at Homeboy Industries?
You got an electric beamer, bro.
Yeah, I thought they made a couple.
cake.
I was going down to the bakery.
Yeah.
He was super tight though.
It was really nice to see him and run into him and it was like super cool.
That's dope.
Yeah.
And now he knows my spot.
So I got a move.
No, he was really tight.
We got his photo and all that.
So shout out to Jose.
We also got another shout out.
We got a couple shoutouts.
We got a shout out from Diana Robles.
She says, good morning, Brownback.
Can we shout out my husband?
I hope he has a good day at work and happy Valentine's Day, babe.
I would also like to wish my brother Victor a happy.
Happy 29th birthday.
Wow.
She wants that good, good tonight.
Hey, have you ready to my sweetest husband ever?
I just love being your wife.
He starts doing the J-Lo dedication.
Thank you for supporting me.
You're perfect.
You're my manifestation of my dream.
I hope she gets whatever she wants.
Get that Ramabuchum girl.
Also, Jackie Contrera said, hey, Brownback.
I would like to shout out my husband, Tony, for Valentine's Day.
He says, happy birthday and happy Valentine's Day to my sugar.
Enjoy your day to the best daddy to our girls.
And soon our side, we love her.
Oh, that's so cute.
Borderlines, yeah.
Don't you guys kind of hate hearing other people's pet names for each other?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm about a shout on my girl.
No, my dad's girlfriend started calling them Little Honey.
Well, that's why it's weird.
Yeah, he's his dad.
Hey, little honey.
I'm like, if any woman calls my dad anything.
You mean sihi?
Yeah.
A little honey pack?
That's what it's short for?
Oh.
Ew.
Okay.
Then I'm big honey pack.
Her husband was Tony.
Tony.
Tony.
I'm writing down the birthday.
Yeah.
And then we also have more shout-outs, but do the birthdays.
So happy birthday to Diana's brother Victor and happy birthday to what's that baby girl's name?
Tony?
No, Tony's wife?
It's okay.
It's Jackie.
Jackie's husband.
Tony, Feliz Cumplaños,
A T'i!
And happy Valentine's Day,
A T'i!
We got more shoutouts too.
Cherry Lala, she says,
Love Hearing You Guys in the Morning with my kids.
And then we also got like a special video shout out of these kids wanting...
Cherry Lala's kids?
No, this is a different shoutout.
Oh, good.
Shout Cherry Lala.
And Cherry Lala.
It's an interesting name.
Cherry Lala.
And then this is...
How'd you get that name, Mom?
Cherry.
We also got a video submission shout out as well.
What?
What? We get video shout out? Yeah. Okay, okay, okay.
I brought back.
I brought back. Shout out me and my brother and my little brother for using you on the radio.
What's your guys' names?
Christian, Mateo, and Christyfer.
Aw.
There's a lot.
Christopher and Mateo.
Shout to you guys that you listen to us.
Yes, leave them alone, okay?
Those are our future.
That's cute.
We're not bullies.
No, he's like, Christyper.
Yeah.
Oh, that's so cute.
Video submissions are now the bar.
We will only accept video submissions.
That's awesome.
That's really tight.
Rated G though.
All right.
Rated G?
Yeah, video submissions.
Yes.
Yeah.
These are not for the love of Greg.
Ruined guys like this out.
Listen, I'm looking out for you guys.
I think Irene would be okay with the video.
All right.
Check this out, homie.
Get into a homeboy.
All right.
Check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for.
The homie help line.
Tina needs our help.
Tina.
She hit us and said,
Brown bag,
my boss got me in trouble with my man,
and I need you to help me out.
Please.
Oh.
She said, okay, so we had a Galentine's party
at our office yesterday.
Cute.
Our male boss thought of all of us girls
and got us all gift cards.
Oh, that's nice.
That's really nice.
She said, I'll admit.
The one I got was a little extra,
but I also,
I'm also the closest to my boss.
He handed me a giant box of chocolates
and inside was a $100
gift card to Victoria
Secret.
Shut up.
Shut up.
All right.
Victoria's, no, no.
So she said, when I came home,
I told my man about the party and what my
boss got me and he got heated.
Of course.
He wants me to return the gift card and
chocolates and send my boss
a message.
Let me give him a piece of my mind.
She said it would make it awkward
If I ignore it, this passes
I mean maybe he thought
It was a nice thing to be romantic with my husband
And maybe he did it for all the women in the office
Who knows?
On the other hand, if I make a big deal out of it
This will linger
I say let it go
He thinks I'm inviting trouble if I don't confront it
What do you guys think?
Help me out, Brown Bag
Tina
Tina, how good of a Valentine's do you want?
How close are you with you?
Yeah, how close are you
With your boss.
That was a weird point.
Sometimes the closeness are different.
Yeah.
What I will say.
Because you could tell like in here, some of us are closer to the boss than not because.
All I'm saying is Tina, go to take that card, buy some lingerie, wear it for your man and tell your boss.
Yeah, because your man can only benefit from it, no?
Exactly.
Yeah.
How much he loved the lingerie.
$100 less that he has to spend.
But I doubt your boss is thinking about your man.
I think, dude, see, dudes don't really know things, right, about women.
They see girls having a party, and then so they're like, oh, this must be stuff girls like.
Yeah.
Right?
If I were to tell you guys, get me girlie gift cards.
Sephora?
Yeah, Sephora.
Yeah, Sephora.
Valentine's would, I mean, Victoria's Secret would probably be one of them.
It doesn't like, that's a girl's store.
It doesn't only have lingerie.
They have, like, um, they have sweaters.
Yeah, they have sweaters.
I want to know if they have the perfume.
They have them.
They got thongs.
Yeah.
Now that you're saying that, like, I don't want my, my girls' boss thinking about her like that.
You get me?
That's what I'm like, you know, I'm like, you know,
You know what?
You guys change my perspective now.
Yeah, he does already, though, everything.
No, that's his favorite.
Was it like a shuffle of gift cards and everyone?
No, she says that it handed him.
Or was it specifically like, you're a Victoria's Secret.
Everyone else gets like.
But yeah, because she says she doesn't know if the other girls got it.
Yeah, she's not sure.
Yeah.
You know what?
But it's not even what the other girls got.
It's that she got it and her man is mad.
She got that.
$100 too is a lot.
I'd give you guys 25 tops.
Yeah.
25 tops on whatever.
Right.
100 bucks?
$100?
You want the whole fit?
On site with the boss.
On site.
That's all I'm saying.
He is not going to picture my girl like that.
Well, see, that's where the problem lies with her because it's like, okay, do I bring it up, give it back to my boss and possibly make it awkward at work?
Do I not give it up and make it awkward at home?
You pick and choose.
So that means she likes her boss then.
She got it.
She likes her job, maybe.
Yeah.
She likes to work where she works.
She can get a paycheck somewhere else, but she can't get a man somewhere else.
Are you her man?
No, I'm not her man.
but I don't want her boss looking at like,
what's like, you want to buy her a brawl?
Imagine she goes to work.
And he's like, hey, what'd you buy?
Exactly.
Exactly.
Look, I think it's okay unless he starts to be like that.
You guys are just showing me what type of bosses you would be, number one.
Perfect.
That's what I just told me.
Maybe he's like, oh, girls like this store.
Girls like probably saying like bat them body works.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's for your secret.
Like all that.
Also, we don't know.
The boss might be extra rich.
$100 might not be a big deal to him.
We don't know that.
It's a big deal to me.
Brokey over there.
He can't want to be with us.
He's a man mad because he can't spend $100 on you for the busted?
I think so.
Brokey.
It could be.
It could be.
But also it's just like, I mean, it's not like he bought her the lingerie himself.
And then what do you be different?
To someone special like an elf?
Nope.
So I think this fits you, right?
Yeah.
Exactly.
It's the intention.
He walked into that store.
No.
And was like, you know what?
Bro, you can buy them at Target.
No, no, no.
No, no.
No.
No.
Okay.
So then he saw the car.
Like, yeah, that's going to look good on her.
That's what I'm telling you. No, not even.
Like if you were to go right now and talk, like, okay, the girl stores, I'm going to just grab.
No.
Like with me, if it's dude stores, I'm going to go with the one, the little fish one.
The what is, that you get rid of the hat?
Yeah, the Bass Pro Sports is there.
The Dix sporting goods is there.
The some type of steak place is there.
Like I know it probably like an AutoZone one is there.
So then Home Depot.
If my boss were to buy me great sweatpants, is that her problem?
She bought them for me.
It's a problem.
It's the same thing.
No.
Yeah, but it's not.
Grace broke sweatpants.
It's a Victoria's Secret.
It's the same thing.
But if she bought you a gift card to Fruit of the Loom?
There you buy Grace Spence out there.
Or where you get Grace Spesance from?
The little markets.
The little markets.
It's not a brand?
Yeah, it's like the off-brand ones, you know.
See?
Okay, but like maybe.
Gildon.
We got to think like maybe she has like a Victoria's Secret lotions on her desk, right?
So it's like he's just paying attention.
Because they do the lotions are something that literally you, that's probably your first purchase at
Victoria's Secret.
because low-key is expensive, isn't there?
Like, that was my first little body lotion.
What is it?
Strawberries and Champagne from Detroit's Secret.
Yeah, like the cucumber in melon.
So maybe he's thinking.
That means he's standing in body works.
You're right.
She has to do some investigation.
Yeah, he's standing too close to my girl if he sees what a lotion she likes.
Yeah.
He's standing too close to her.
Yeah.
How dare she go to work, huh?
How dare she have a boss, actually.
I'm her only boss.
Remote working out.
Damn.
Go home.
I think he just got to keep an eye on.
the boss now.
I don't think it's like something major,
but if it's like,
yo,
all right,
just tell me if he comes up to you
and asks you about the gift.
Yeah.
Because it should be a gift
and then leave his mind
and then never talk about it again.
And you know what?
It's funny to me because she probably went home like,
oh my God,
Gallet tight.
And he was probably like,
oh, how is your,
like not really caring.
Oh, yeah,
it was so good.
And then Tiffany did this and then whatever.
Yeah,
and then my boss gave him a Victorian secret.
What?
I got a good idea.
You know,
like,
that was like the red.
I get you.
I've talked to a girl before
Oh, my boss loves me.
I'm his favorite.
I'm like, shut up.
I got this.
Like, Angie is a consentida in here.
I am?
Angie.
I don't know.
Like, low-key, shout out our boss Tommy.
Yeah.
Like, if he were to go to our, like, green room area, like, I always see, like, how you guys have good conversations.
Oh, it's because of my chance.
And I want to talk like that.
But I don't think he talked like that.
I don't think he talked like that to like Greg.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, safe to say you probably has, like, a more like consentida than him.
Like a more, like, just like fondness of you, right?
So it's like if he were to get you something that's bigger than a gift for Greg, that would be understandable.
Yeah, right?
And I'm also a girl.
Taking that gift card, buying something for his wife and having her getting a time.
But what I'm saying is that the closeness doesn't really need to mean anything.
Yeah.
Everyone has favorites.
That's true.
Because my old boss, he would give me like maybe like $50 gift card.
And then the rest of the people, he would give him like $25.
Give card to where?
Give card to where.
To Amazon.
And then one time I got a Chevron.
You got a gift card that was higher.
Knowing Greg, if Greg was your man, wow, you got a gift card to drive to him?
Yeah, no, no.
The fact that she...
Chevron for what?
Yeah.
Why isn't it Arco?
Oh, he's trying to gas you up, isn't he?
She got the $50 one and everybody else got the $25 one makes no sense.
That extra $25 to drive to his crib.
Exactly.
I was a lady.
No, no.
Tully Marcus right now.
You're so sorry.
Pull me up like, Marcus.
I was marketing.
I was designer.
That was so.
the path.
All right, let's help Tina out.
We're helping her out.
Yes.
Should she give back the gift card to her boss?
Or should she give back her boyfriend to the streets?
No, because I'm like, it's not going to work in their relationship.
It's not.
It's not.
I'm heated right now.
It's a little weird, though.
It's a lot of weird.
If you were the dude in the relationship, your girl comes home with some type of gift card,
are you going to try to make her give it back to send a message?
Because we're like mafia over here.
Yes.
Send him a message.
Send him a message.
Sending a kite.
Yeah, I get mad when the boss lets her off an hour early.
Like, why are you like my girl like that?
You are toxic.
Yeah, I am toxic.
You are not bad.
Just be worried if she stays an extra hour later.
Later.
Yeah.
He's like, why are you trying to send her home, bro?
Like, what's up?
You'll send her home to you.
I don't know about that way.
Because the boyfriend's going to benefit from this gift part.
Why is it being so nice?
Everything is a problem with gray.
Yeah, worry about when she's working the OT and the checklinks is the same.
Yeah.
Hey.
He was five and six.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean phone line.
We got you for.
The homie help line.
Tina's man got a temper when her male boss
bought her the Victoria's Secret gift card she always wanted.
Uh-oh.
Now she wants to know what to do.
What do?
Spend it.
Break up with him?
Yeah.
Leave her.
Or, no, he breaks up with her.
She's cheesies.
I can tell more of the story, Big.
Some people are just tuning in.
Okay.
So, look, Tina had a Galentine's thing at her job.
At her work.
That's cute.
It must be like an office where there's predominantly girls in there.
They wanted to do something cute for Galentines.
And so their boss was like, hey, I'll get all the girls' gift cards.
Yeah, that's really sweet.
I think she didn't see what the other girls got as gift cards, but she did say, like, I know, like, me and him are, like, the closest.
So, like, he got me this big box of chocolates.
And when I looked at my gift card, it was $100 gift card to Victoria's Secret.
Okay, and she goes home.
And then she's talking to her mind,
oh, yeah, you know, it was Galantines, and we had
mimosa.
Look what I got.
It was crazy because we had a clam,
but then we stopped like that guy because we gave them
a mimosa.
And then, yeah, yeah, I got a Victoria's a gift card from the boss.
What?
Yep.
Her man.
Who's secret?
Yeah, who's secret?
Who's keeping secret?
Exactly.
$100.
$100.
$100 anything from your boss, low key.
Like, even if it was a Visa gift card,
if it was a Disney gift card,
if it was an Amazon gift card.
He loves her.
too much.
Yeah.
It's too nice.
Listen here, Tina.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Someone called that probably job security.
Maybe like, hey, you're the, you're the, you're my favorite.
Yeah.
All you're in here and here's a hundred dollars.
What I'm doing is.
I want to know what he did for them for Christmas because it's very close.
Like not only did you give them something on Christmas, most likely.
Maybe this is the last straw.
Yeah.
She didn't mention that.
So that's the only thing.
She did say that she went home and her man was upset and said, hey, you got to send him a message.
Send that is back.
Yep.
And that's it.
I don't want to hear about no Victoria's here.
I don't want.
I want no secrets, nothing, like, I don't you want you to smell like nothing.
Yep.
I'm going with you too and I'm waiting outside.
I'm standing outside my car, right at front door.
I'm picking you up from now on.
Yep.
You're off at 5 o'clock.
I'm there at 4.50.
What's up?
I'm pulling up with my concealed carry.
Yeah.
See, chill.
I don't know.
Do we have those laws?
I don't know.
It's a ghost killing.
That's crazy.
Okay, so she says that she feels like she shouldn't do that because it's going to make it
awkward.
If the boss was just trying to be nice.
Maybe thought like, oh, okay, here's a bunch of gift cards that girls like.
I'm going to just pick a lot of them.
And then I give her the one that I give her, right?
So she's thinking of it more as like maybe a naive, like a decision from the boss.
Yeah.
And feels like if she says something, it can make it awkward at work.
Like it will no longer be where they're close anymore.
Like it's the fun stuff anymore.
It'll make it really weird.
I can see that.
Because what if she's like, hey, you know what?
My boyfriend's really upset about this.
You know, I don't know why you gave me a Victoria Secret gift card and you gave everybody this and that.
And what if he's like, first of all, I gave everybody $200 Victoria's Secret gift cards.
And you just got a hundred.
Or what if he's like, I'm flattered?
My wife got the gift card.
Yeah.
What if he's like, I'm flattered?
But you're not even my type.
You're crazy.
What if he's like, well, now that I have you.
Yeah.
He puts his foot on the table.
How bad you want that promotion again?
No, no, no, no.
All right, thank you.
You want to Barbie.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
This is why I have that mentality.
You got to be all direct about you.
That is exactly why I think the way I think.
Your scenarios are wild.
It's so crazy. You go full climax already.
Come down, Usher.
Jesus.
What kind of videos you watch.
Yeah. It's because he's lonely, so he has a lot of imagination right now.
Oh, that's imagination. He's replaying videos.
So a girl says hi to Vic and she's like, well, how much do you want that promotion?
No.
Okay. So she's just in an awkward spot right now.
Very.
She wants our help and what to do.
Should she tell her boss, hey, my man doesn't like this, this is not cool, or does she say nothing?
And continues to be the favorite.
If I was her, I probably pocket it and just act like I don't have it.
And then just like five months down the line, just like, just spend it.
He's not going to remember.
Yeah.
You know, I'm a lot of him.
You know what I will say?
Yeah, like how girls, we have that intuition about other girls, that guys may know, like, what?
What do you mean?
I just said hi?
And you're like, no, the way you said hi.
Yeah.
And I know that you said hi, but she said, let, da, da, don't get me started.
Guys have the same with other men.
Yeah, we do.
Yeah.
Like, Greg, you're mad for no reason.
I'm mad.
I'm with you.
I'm trying to understand.
I'm with you, bro.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Like, like.
Like, like.
It's like guys punched so many walls.
All right.
So they're seeing it like, no, baby.
You're not reading it how you should be reading it.
Because I'm a man and I know I would never.
never spend $100
Victoria's Secret if it didn't mean this.
Exactly.
You know?
And like it ended like you don't know what you're inviting or what he say.
Yeah.
He said.
She said.
Yeah.
He says I'm inviting trouble.
Yeah.
If I don't confront it.
100%.
That is 100% trouble.
That's funny.
But I mean, to your point, like there's been times where like a girl I'm dating
and is like, oh yeah.
So my friend this and I'm like, first of all, he's not your friend.
Yeah.
Like you read it.
Like you know guy.
You know guy plan strategy.
All of that.
And it's like certain.
one's like yeah that's your homie and then other ones
I'm like nah he's just he's just waiting for
the spots open up exactly
right yeah that girl that I was talking to
recently oh yeah I have a friend that
teaches me like to do gym workouts
and stuff for free for free letty
okay he's not he's not
wait hold on I have a male friend
we have a same male friend
no no no no no hold on
hold on he says this is a trainer
he's in a happily relationship
yeah no this is for he would go
to like they would meet at a gym
And I'm like, yeah, that's where.
No, no, no, no.
No, no.
It's not different.
You want to work out of the desert?
Let's go to the phone line.
Danny.
Danny, where are you at, Denny?
Okay.
Oh, I don't have the mic over here.
Can you pass Danny?
Yeah, I got you.
Danny, who are we going to?
Line three, we have Eddie from Pekoyama.
All right.
Eddie from Pekoyma.
Eddie, good morning.
Eddie.
Are you sure it was line three?
Oh, wait, right.
Eddie.
Good morning.
Eddie.
Eddie, what would you tell Tina?
Yeah, we can hear you.
We can hear you now.
Yeah, I can hear you.
Okay.
What would you tell Tina?
Real quick, before I drop out my daughter,
I want to give her a shout out on the radio,
Adela and my son Matt.
And for my via, you know,
you know, yeah, you know,
and then for the situation for the homie.
Hold on that.
That's cute.
Shout out Adela and your.
son Matt my son Matt Matt and Adela have fun at school and the your
Villeja Roscio you're your your main thing you complete him exactly yes
she completes me yeah okay okay what would you tell Tina um if I was in that
situation I would probably think that her boss is just trying to get a mental
note or how she looks in that lingerie you know oh they sell more than just
you know I want you to know bro you guys tell on yourselves
By telling on the boss.
You guys do mental notes?
What is that?
What it is, I wouldn't give a $100 gift card.
It'll be like a Starbucks card, you know, $5.10, you know.
But $100, it's just a guy trying to get at something or, you know, say like, you know, I'm leaving my door open, you know.
It depends how rich the boss is.
You know, if it's $100 might not be.
But that's because it's about the what $100 is to you.
It is.
Because let's say your boss has money like that, but you're the man, like, or your girl.
boss but like you don't have $100 like that like $100 that puts that puts weight on your heart like
oh my god I never I never bought a hundred dollar gift card every my life so it's about what that means to the dude right so if you're Tina in the situation and she tell and your man or your partner tells you go give it back to the boss you would give it back to the boss knowing you would make it awkward at work yes I would I would take advantage of it
I'll be honest
I'll be wondering why it's $100
but I'll be like hey baby
we're gonna use this hundred
and see what we find for each other
It's my thing
You know right
Baby baby come now
We can fight both something
Yeah
In the back of my mind
I'd be like why he give you a hundred though
Yeah
Yeah not for him
Because he's rich
Because he earned it
I see I see
Yeah
That's true 100 bucks for a boss
That's nothing
It can be nothing
Yeah
Also you have to think about it
Tax right off
Yes.
And she's been working so hard.
Tax writer.
That's 100 reasons for him to picture your girl.
He's corny drink.
A hundred reasons for him to picture your girl in Victoria's Secret.
All right.
He's going to do that anyway.
But you could do that with anything.
You could say like, oh, I'm going to give her the Starbucks gift card because I want to see her sip on something or whatever.
Guys are.
I don't know about that.
You're anything around here.
Vic is just weird.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think, who do we work with you?
I don't like gift cards.
Yeah.
I bought you.
I bought you this Home Depot gift card because I want to see how you lay.
the wood. I want to see how you play with tools.
Yeah.
How you sweat.
Grab that screwdriver.
Nick, you're gross.
I didn't say any of that.
Can you play this?
I just got you this martyiaso.
Can you play with this hammer really quick?
Hold on.
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Okay, so you guys,
what's this mental note dudes do?
Mental note.
Let me an example of what you guys have done.
Be honest.
Well, you take like a mental picture of a young lady.
Wow.
I don't know.
I heard people do that.
I'm not sure.
Maximo, would you like to elaborate about what mental notes?
Yeah, because clearly this is happening.
You guys have mentioned it.
So did the call.
I don't know if it's mental note, but you clearly know if someone is pretty or not or looks good or not.
Yeah.
Right?
Let's say you are buying gift cards and you buy Victoria's Secret Gift Gift cards.
and you buy a Victoria's Secret gift card.
Are you imagining already the girl that you're going to give that gift card to me?
No, that's wild.
Yes, I know.
For me, at least, I wouldn't buy gift cards, first of all.
You didn't get in the gift for me.
Your presents is a present?
My present is a present.
No, you would give up flowers because your mom works at a flower shop or has a flower shop.
Yeah, she did value the flowers for me.
Yeah, they don't mean anything to him.
If I'm buying her Victoria's Secret, I'm seeing her in that Victoria's Secret.
That's all I'm going to say.
Never get us Victoria.
Please.
My guy, Danny, over there.
Who else are we going to?
Who else are we going to?
Yeah, line four, we have Priscilla from Inglewood.
By the way, hi, Danny.
How are you?
This is your first morning with us answering the phones.
Irene will come back.
Yeah, she will come back with a vengeance.
But how is it so far?
Are you having a good time?
Yeah, this is great.
These callers are hilarious.
They are.
All right.
Who are we going to, Danny?
Priscilla.
From Englewood on line four.
All right.
Priscilla.
There you go.
Hi.
What's up, Priscilla?
Priscilla, are you hearing everything that's going on?
Yes, I am.
All right, Priscilla, talk to me.
What would you tell Tina?
I think that she should have never told her man about this.
Whoa, Priscilla.
Yes, Priscilla.
That was her first mistake?
Yeah.
That was her first mistake?
She obviously has a relationship with her boss.
I mean, this is not the first gift that he has given her.
What kind of relationship?
No, she means like relationship, like, she knows there's a friendship.
Right, Priscilla?
Yeah, I mean, like, friendship.
Yeah, gotcha, I mean, I've had many bosses.
They've given me many gifts.
He's taking us to lunch and they'll give us wallet.
And, like, you just, you know, just to know for you men, a lot of bosses, they don't go out and buy gift cards themselves.
They have assistance that do that for them.
Oh, yeah, you men, you peasant bosses.
Real bosses do real things, okay?
Exactly.
Damn, Priscilla, what do you do for work?
Yeah, who's your boss?
You do accounting?
You do accounting?
Yay!
Did you work OT?
So you got that wallet.
Okay, so she said, her bosses take her to lunch.
Her boss, our boss, we don't even get my own and ask for me.
You know what?
Now that she meant.
Now that she meant.
I hope the bosses are listening.
Yeah.
She got a wallet.
I mean, like us as women, we open the door, right?
We have to put boundaries, right?
So if she's giving, like, if she's getting like a boundary, then, you know,
if she knows that herself.
And I don't think that she thought the boundary was bad, or she,
she thought it was that bad to set a boundary because she's like yeah i get it like i'm his
favorite like he talks to me i've probably been her longer all that stuff like so i deserve it i deserve
this hundred dollar yeah exactly and he probably did it for her and her husband you know to have a
good time and here you know go hustle some time with your husband you know they have that kind of
friendship or whatever but not all the bosses think like that yeah you know you know you've said you've
many bosses right and they've taken you some taking you to lunch some have gotten you wallets
has there been a boss that you know is giving you something because it's a little bit more
more than just, oh, this is my favorite.
The flirtation?
No, no, because I've set that boundaries.
They know I'm in a relationship.
They know that I don't play that, you know?
Yeah, perfect color.
It's what you're presenting yourself to these men, to anybody.
Well, I don't know, because apparently women in scrubs,
they can be all covered up and it's still too much to handle.
Oh, yeah, those are the biggest freaks.
I love her.
I like Priscilla's take.
I like her too.
I like Priscilla's take that.
She should have never told her man in the first place.
She didn't get to her women.
That's what she said.
Yeah.
She made a good point about the assistant, though.
It might have been an assistant to just be like,
oh, go get them some gift cards.
And then they've got different ones,
and then she just happened to get them.
And then now it's going to be a problem when she's like,
hey, my man says,
screw your gift card.
And then he's like, all right.
The assistant knows what they're doing.
Or what if he's like, oh, that was supposed to go to Stacy.
Yeah.
That's even more weird.
And like, that's the one that he's like,
you know what?
Hey, you're such a verb.
You know what I'm thinking?
Oh, man, I was supposed to give that to her.
You know what I'm thinking?
So we got like,
in Halloween, you got Leti, right?
You gave her, like, a basket of something.
You're like a spooky basket.
Yeah, spooky basket.
And you gave her noodles.
So were you thinking, like, oh, my God, I can't wait to see her slurping?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's what you been saying the whole time.
Yeah, because why did you get me noodles?
Yeah, because they matched the color.
Okay, but I was a Maruchan for Halloween.
I don't know, now that's a little ify.
And the bucket was orange.
Damn, and I didn't go home and tell Jorge.
So if he, if you, I throw ramen back at you tomorrow, it's to send you a message, bro.
Yeah.
She didn't want your noodle.
Yeah.
Now it was innocent.
Yeah, now it was innocent.
See how you were flipping the other stuff?
Wow.
I got you.
I got you.
I'm on to you.
I'm disappointed.
This girl's cheating.
Maximo got me a back scratcher.
What does that mean?
You are pretty hurry.
Want to scratch my back, homie?
No.
Dancers, no.
Dancers no, Maximo.
All right, Tina is wondering, should she give back a gift card to her boss?
It was a $100 gift card to Victoria's Secret that her boss gave her for their gallon time.
at work
and she went home
told her man about it
and I think that it would be like
her not keeping
her telling her boyfriend
shows me that
it's not anything to hurt
you know what I'm saying
because for her to have kept that from him
then it's like okay you know your boss
was a little atrevido
you know like he was thinking something weird or different
and you're trying to keep that a secret
keyword Galantines
he has nothing to do with it girls
Valentine's her office
I don't care girls Valentine's
I don't care girls Valentine's
Girl, he's not a girl.
Why are you getting stuff from my girl?
Get your own girl.
She don't belong to the street.
She belonged to me.
What did he wasn't even there?
Yeah, he's been involved in women's business.
Exactly.
He belongs on me.
I'm calling their HR right now.
He's the HR.
Yeah, he is a HR.
Okay.
Watch, she's the HR?
Okay.
The only resources is she giving me is, I don't know.
What?
Our guy Greg is going through it right now.
Okay.
So Tina.
So Tina.
Did you hurt him?
No, why did he say that?
You had tea though.
Oh, that's what took him so long.
No honey packs allowed you guys.
This is gross.
We don't mean honey.
We mean the packs.
All right.
All right.
Our girl Tina, she's looking for help.
Let's see if we can help her out.
818-5-2059.
Her boss got her a Victoria's Secret gift card,
$100 for their gallon signs.
Her man heard about it
because she told him and says,
send that back.
Send him a message because Loki you don't even know what you're inviting by accepting that type of a gift card.
Okay.
So she wants to know like, bro, should I really give it back?
I feel like that's too much.
It's going to make the workplace awkward.
Or should I just like tell my man no.
Give me a wall to punch.
Keep it here.
Spinos, six.
Buenos days.
Good morning.
We are deep in the homie hubline, all right?
And Tina's boss wants to be deep in her thoughts.
Don't say it.
Don't say it.
Her thoughts.
Her thoughts.
So Tina had a Galentine's at work.
Her boss is like, hey, I'll get the girl something that work for me and are like hard workers and spend their whole days here working hard.
All right.
So he got them gift cards.
The gift card that Tina got was $100 Victoria's Secret gift card.
She goes home off a part of a little mosa, probably cool, like chocolate little vibe.
It's an office party, bro.
And so she comes home and then she talks to her man about her day.
Like, oh, we had galatized and be my friends.
Yeah, and then my boss got me out.
And then he was like, oh my God, you better send that is back right now.
That man is, he wants those pennies.
That's why he gave that to you.
How dare he?
Send it back.
Send him a message.
You're my girl.
And she's like, babe, what do you mean?
It's just because I'm a favorite.
Like, I'm like, what's like?
Favorite.
Get out of here with that.
Yeah, I do the most favorite.
I don't even like you.
Exactly.
What favorite?
No favoriteism around here.
The personality.
Yeah, right.
Where's this person?
Dump as a doornail.
with me.
He said you were funny?
Yeah.
Tell me a joke right now.
Come on.
Oh, I think you're a comedian.
Yeah.
Also, you're the clown at work.
You guys, chill.
Ow, you're toxic.
I mean, think about it.
I need to see the CCTV from this office.
To see me with that.
And so she feels like, dude, if I give this gift card back and I send him a message,
the message is going to make work awkward.
Like, it's just not going to be the same anymore.
But if I don't, then my man's going to be upset.
he's going to be pulling up and just dogging my
dogging my boss like no reason
something has to be done
what should be done okay
we're going to the phone lines Danny
yes who we're going to we have
Brandy from Corona on line 5
Brandy good morning Brandy
Good morning
What's up Brandy what would you tell Tina
First off it's sad that he doesn't
Trust her enough
As he brought it to him in the first place
Right
Innocently like oh yeah
this is what happened
I think that he should trust her
and sometimes it's a red flag
why are you insecure and you think that I would do something
oh Tina
you brought up the number one word
that's used against women since the beginning of time
when guys do something dumb
you're insecure
what's that word huh can you use it in a sentence?
Let you hug a girl let you talk to a girl
let a girl be like oh this is my work babe
My brother, oh, and your girl gets mad,
you're just insecure.
Oh, now I know the word you're talking about.
You don't like me going to the stream club?
You're insecure.
You don't like me watching the hub.
You're just insecure.
Yeah, now I know the word.
Now I know what you guys always use to gaslight us?
Okay, look, but what if this was an evil plan
and the boss knew that the man was insecure?
The man.
And he said, let me give this gift card.
I know it's going to drive him nuts.
It's going to cause a fight, and she's going to run right into my arms.
There we go.
He went, I'm the biggest.
That's $100.
That's $100 towards back towards the boss now.
Well, maybe if you are confident in who you are and you trusted your woman, you wouldn't feel so insecure.
And I wouldn't be able to take her away with a $100 gift card.
He has a Ferrari.
Yeah, he's rich.
What can I do?
What can I do?
With a community college.
The boss partly has like nice tea.
Yeah.
It's probably like the boss.
Goes to the gym every day.
Yeah.
Like, you're probably that type of boss.
Yeah.
It's not just any boss.
Like, it can't be just the boss in the gift card.
It's the.
the way probably yeah it's definitely not the smelly boss I feel like not the smelly boss for sure he's one of
those bosses where he would tell her like if you don't have a boyfriend I'll treat you right type of thing
yeah like that's all I'm very gross I've dealt with girls with these bosses before all of a sudden
I've dealt with girls all of a sudden oh you deal with them all right uh Danny who else are going to
we have Anthony from Simmar on line six Anthony
Anthony and what up what up how are you I think he said I think he said that wrong that was so
marvelous what
What?
Marvelous?
Oh,
oh, he's so hilarious.
He's from So Marvelous, you guys.
Oh.
Anthony, the only reason I'm letting that slide is because I went to Silmar High and that I think that's hilarious.
But if I didn't, I'd be like, you're crazy.
That's so cool.
Sil Marvelous.
Hey, don't say anything.
He's probably a gangbanger.
All right, we love that word.
Anthony.
All right.
All right, Big Antog.
Antog.
Talk to us.
What would you tell Tina?
Well, I can tell you right now, I'm not a youngster.
I've been around for a minute, and this one's got to be really insecure and young.
The boyfriend?
Yeah.
He's a small friend.
Here's the thing.
My old lady's going to come home and give me 100% truth.
I mean, if he's not making any passes, he's not flirting with her or anything, they just take it like that.
Yeah.
And I can tell you right now,
but I own my own company.
If I'm going to go get some gift cards for the ladies at the office or whatever,
like,
why would not have my wife go get it?
Yeah.
Why wouldn't someone else go?
Like, only women know other women.
Like send your wife to go grab these gift cards.
Hey, I don't know.
Maybe you have an upside-down pineapple at your crib.
Make, make it.
It's so marvelous up there.
I know where you live.
You live off the hill.
You're going to have the upside-down pineapple when you got
four little girls in the crib.
Aw.
Okay.
Now you made a mean.
I was just making jokes.
All right.
Happy Valentine's date to you and your Valentine.
No, that's true.
He's a boss and it's like,
it's a little youngster that's probably upset.
Like, oh my God, how dare my girl.
He's probably 27 like Greg.
There's no problem with that.
There's no problem.
No, but man up.
Man up.
I am a man.
I'm a dog.
Tell him to Man up.
Anthony, tell him to men.
Hey, check it out, man.
I was a dog.
Oh.
Be careful, Anthony.
Be careful, Anthony.
Be careful, Anthony.
Be careful,
You got a wife and four daughters.
You said it yourself.
Come join the dark side, Anthony.
Come back, no, no, no, no, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
He said, I was a...
You know when guys are reformed?
They're like, you could go...
That's why he had four daughters, I'm sure.
Fags, keep it here, it's five and six.
Bye.
I want to marry that man.
I want to have that man's children.
Hi, Craig.
I want to go on a date.
So you can ruin his life?
Would definitely ruin his life.
For the first time in my life, I see I need love.
Okay, it's time, you guys.
We've been on the search, on a journey.
Yes.
And we have managed to find three beautiful young ladies
that are willing to take a chance on a fixer-upper.
On Gregie.
I'm Gregie Gunplay.
The big dog.
On our guide Greg to ruin Greg's life.
In here with us, we have our baby girl, Joey.
Good morning, Joey.
Good morning.
Oh, Joey.
You still sound like Becky G.
Has anyone ever told you that?
No.
Okay.
That's the first.
Oh, my gosh.
Thank you.
Yeah, say, maybe I'm going to say my yurres or how is it.
We also have Wendy in here with us.
Wendy, you drove two hours.
Thank you for putting me on the spot.
Two hours to get here.
I did.
That's how far Bloomington is.
Yes.
But you did it.
Last night it was only an hour and five minutes.
Oh, yeah, this morning.
Changes traffic.
All for the love of great.
Yes.
And we have Janet.
Janet, the great remixer, Mixmaster, Janet.
Yes.
Good morning, Brownback.
Hey.
Okay, so you know that they chose.
like Vic and Angie chose you because of your play on words, right?
Yeah, you got game, huh?
We're team Janet over here.
Okay, okay.
Talk to me about like that voice note.
Were you nervous to send it or were you like, no, I got this?
She's done that before.
You used that light you for.
You like DJs.
No, yeah.
I was super nervous.
I was like, oh my goodness.
But you guys did it.
You are here.
You are here.
And Greg, we put him in another room because he's just, he's a lot right now.
He's super excited.
This is his moment.
He's always going to be on the bad.
and this like his version yeah and all of that okay okay okay oh she's already
defending him yeah there she goes she's not my choice right she's definitely my choice
because this is what he wants this what he wants yeah I do not want a girl for him that
stands up for him in my room okay yeah okay I want a girl that's like you know what
baby letty's right letty's right no no no you should just listen to letty no I will
fight her right now Greg just send me okay uh be honest are you here for Greg are you here
for me and the crew.
Oh my gosh, both.
Let's be real.
Let's be real.
Yes.
Joey!
My God!
What is this?
For the love of Lettie?
Greg.
God damn it.
She's like the mom.
She's the mom and she guides him.
Yes.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I got him to cut his hair.
It was really long and weird
and he was just not working out for him.
He's got us.
It's okay.
He's 27.
Yeah.
But.
Her face?
I'm like,
I'm like,
let's he good judge.
Oh, no, not you.
Him all day.
Him all day.
Oh, you stepped in the wrong room if you don't want to be judged, Wendy.
He's set in the wrong room.
Wendy's like, he has ganas?
I didn't sign up for that.
Yes.
Okay, so we are going to bring Greg in.
Who wants to bring Greg in?
Maximo's going to bring Greg in.
Danny, can you bring Greg in?
Can you bring him in?
Like right now, like say, hey, Greg, come in here.
Okay?
You guys are...
I'll bring Greg in.
Just give me 10 minutes.
Whoa!
Did he hear that?
All right.
I heard that.
Can you get that mic?
Wendy, you'll be on that mic and then you get that mic, baby girl.
Just, just, just push it over.
And then Greg will talk on the other mic.
Okay.
So I want your guys honest reactions to Greg.
Okay, I just want you to describe him in one word once you see him.
Okay, he's going to come in and he's going to sit down.
I don't know if he's blindfolded or not.
I think he is.
Yeah, he has to be, yeah.
Okay, but he's going to hear your voice.
Wow.
There she is.
Wow.
There's a king big dog.
Greg, you're already folding.
You're not even walking.
the right way. He's walking like Stevie Wonder.
He's so lame.
Why you walk stupid all of a sudden?
All right, Greg.
He's walking like Ray Charles.
Passing your mic.
Oh, this is so funny.
Don't get to see this guy.
Don't get too close.
Don't get too close.
No, wait.
Greg, what happened to your shirt?
You brought a shirt out wrinkly.
Yeah.
Where is it?
Yeah.
It was supposed to be with everything
moving too fast right now.
Why are you acting like that?
You're not actually blind, bro.
Okay, Greg.
Great.
The young ladies are in here.
We got Joey, Wendy, and Janet.
What would you like to say to them?
Just say.
Say something.
He's red.
That's so cute.
Thank you all for coming out.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You know, like, thank you for me.
Why is he treating him like a job in a movie?
I know.
I'm talking to the mic, bro.
You don't know how to do radio all of a study.
You just said we weren't live.
We're live.
Okay, all right.
Hello?
Hi.
They're this way?
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Hello, hi, hi.
I can't see you.
I'm scared.
Okay.
Why are you scared?
I don't like being blindfolded.
Oh, that's that.
All right.
Joey, first impression of Greg, one word.
Chains.
Chains.
Oh, he noticed your chains.
Don't ask how much they were.
Wendy.
Who wants him to swing in their face?
Hold on.
See?
Wendy, first impression of Greg.
Oh, kind of do it.
Do it, do it, do it.
All right.
Wait, Wendy, what did you say before he got in here?
About 10 minutes?
Oh, they were saying who was going to go get you from the back room,
and I said, I will just give us 10 minutes.
Ooh.
Okay, I'm trying to get to know you.
Yeah, Jenny.
I'm going to go get you.
I know, it bad.
Might as well make it worth her time.
Come on.
Jenny, first impression of Greg, one word.
His hat.
His hat is a lie.
He's hat fishing.
No, I'm just kidding.
He has really good hair hair.
He's just not a Dodger fan.
Oh, not a Dodger fan.
How do you feel about that, Janet?
I'll let it slide because it's his day today.
Oh, my.
No, God.
I hope you know that Janet already stood up for you against me.
Yeah.
For sure.
I don't like that.
Okay, okay.
Greg, you have questions for the girls, okay?
How am I supposed to see them from blindfold?
You don't have to see them.
You're asking them questions.
You don't need your...
Choose with your heart, bro.
Okay.
Open your ears, not your eyes.
You have Joey, Wendy, and Janet.
Say one of their names and ask them a question.
Joey?
Okay.
Joey?
Yes.
What was the reason you and your ex broke up?
Straight to it.
Right.
Oh, sorry.
It's okay.
Talk in the mic, too.
The reason was that things just didn't work out.
They just kind of fell flat.
Heard that one before?
They fell flat.
They fell flat.
Okay, why did you and your eggs break up?
Yeah, Greg.
Let's go, Joey.
Let's go, Joey.
We ain't let you big Joey.
She got me on that way.
Okay, why did you, what?
Answer.
Why did I, uh, relationship problems?
I'm like that.
Problems.
You know, just falling off.
Communication is key.
That's my big thing.
Communication, all right.
So if you don't communicate, it ain't working.
Okay, okay, boom.
Thank you.
That was Joey.
That was good job.
Great job.
Okay, Greg.
Wendy and Janet,
ask them,
say one of their names
and ask them a question.
I'm gonna go with Janet.
We get in the car, right?
I pass you the ox.
What's the first song
you're playing on the ox?
Oh, Janet.
Be careful, John, you're with this.
He's a DJ, number one DJ.
And Whittier,
I'm gonna play your mix
that you had for Usher.
Oh, she got game, bro.
Janet!
Wow.
With the customization of the answer.
She's not picking her favorite song.
She's picking your favorite song.
I'm going to tell you right now, Jenna,
you seem like too good to be true.
Not going to lie.
Yeah, she got game, bro.
I want someone to ruin his life, Janet.
And I'll make his, not complete it.
If we make him fall in love and then I leave, we ruin it.
Oh, wow.
I like her.
She's a toxica.
All right.
Ask Wendy a question.
Wendy.
Hi, Greg.
I love my food, all right?
Me too.
I go over your crib and I'm like I'm hungry.
Talking to the mic, Greg, what is wrong with you?
Can you say that part again?
I'm hungry.
Yeah.
Say again.
Daniel, I need love music.
Anyway, we're at the crib, you know, chilling.
And I'm like, I'm hungry.
What's the first dish you're making me?
Ooh.
I want to say my Dr. Pepper barbecue ribs.
Dr.
Pepper?
You are oil them and...
Dr. Pepper and then come out so long.
What?
Oh, how do you want to do you?
How do you make him? How do you make him to do you know?
I need him in the doctor.
You do.
Oh.
You play doctor while you could.
Oh.
Oh.
No, you're not.
Okay.
Okay.
I told Greg that just like he's asking you guys questions, you guys can also say he has to impress you too.
Okay.
So if you guys have a question for Greg, ask him now.
Okay.
An STD question, I would say is a good question.
Ready for the result.
Yeah.
So you guys choose.
So you guys choose.
I have a question.
All right, Janet has a question.
Janet has a question.
Janet is the first to step up with the question.
What's up, Janet?
Greg.
What's your longest relationship?
Three years.
Three years, three years, three years.
Three years, three years.
That was my longest, yeah, three days.
Janet.
Like on and off?
No, like consistently.
Three years.
Were you a certified lover boy?
You see that Drake video?
Yeah, you see that Drake video?
That's not him.
He saw two.
He saw it.
Did you see it?
He saw it too.
I've been excited about it all morning.
Wendy.
No, I said they have, not me.
Yeah, oh, the guys, for sure.
Wendy, listen.
Wendy, do you have a question for Greg?
Greg, what is your favorite food?
My favorite food?
Come on now, give me some chicken strips with some ketchup and some fries.
That's it.
He's serious.
I'm serious.
That's so basic.
Chicken's just with ketchup?
Not even around.
No, ranch, no, me and ranch got beef.
Me and ranch got beef?
Yeah, I don't do ranch, but chicken...
He gets turro.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Joey, do you have a question for Greg?
Yeah.
So say it's like Friday night, and we're both getting home, hanging out, where are we going?
Where are we going?
Yes, on Friday night.
I don't want to stay at home.
You don't want to stay at home.
You like being outside.
That's what was your, on your, like, you like being out.
Yeah.
Oh, you like being out?
Uh, yeah, we'll go like maybe to, I don't know.
Bro.
Go where?
Where are you?
We'll go to lunche house to Dr. Pepper.
Go on, great.
Bro.
Bring her over.
Go.
The more than me isn't an answer.
I know, I know my mom will like that if she comes over my house.
Okay.
Where are you taking her out?
Uh, we go to the crazy eyes, you know.
Get some good wings.
Oh, his local.
It's a restaurant that he frequented.
At least he has a plan.
Oh, wow.
I like the supportiveness.
I like that.
All right.
Greg, what song would you like to play for the girls that's on our playlist?
Pick a song.
Yeah.
What would you like to perform for them to win them over?
Oh, my.
You got that.
Oh, no, no, I already know what song.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Greg is about to perform for you guys, okay?
It's going to be amazing.
He's amazing, sweetie, and he's amazing.
sweetie and he is here for you he is here for you come on Greg talk to them talk to the
perform full performance it's adored by Miguel he has no headphones oh yeah I have
oh you don't have headphones hey someone pass him some headphones please
I right all right Greg you're scaring the ladies yeah I know all right Greg you're
like he's not even swinging yeah I know all right Greg you ready yeah are you ready yes or no
Hold on. Let me switch hands again.
Okay.
Oh, that.
What?
Yeah.
Ready?
Oh.
You get a Miguel show right here.
These lips.
Can't wait to taste you're asking.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, after this, we are going to decide who gets to ruin Greg's life.
And...
When can I take my blindfold off?
Not now.
You're going to keep the blindfold on.
You're going to decide.
You're going to write down on a piece of paper.
Who is going to ruin your life?
Okay.
And we will find out after this.
Sounds good.
Keep it here.
It's 5-106.
I want to marry that man.
I want to have that man for children.
Hi, Greg.
I want to go on a date.
So you can ruin his life?
It would definitely ruin his life.
The first time in my life, I see I need love.
All right.
It's happening.
I know, Greg, when you first got into radio, you're like, I can't wait for the day.
This is exactly what I'm waiting for you.
Bro, take that up your head.
Okay.
Greg is hiding inside a shirt right now.
I'm playing safe right now.
You have never seen a shirt be worn the way that Greg is wearing your shirt.
He has a, okay, so Greg has a hat on, but he has a shirt over his hat covering his eyes.
He kind of looks like the Grim Reaper vibes.
You're never going to get a girl like this, bro.
You are scaring them right now.
Three beautiful young women come in here and you just cover your face.
I'm shy.
And can we talk about what your mom made them?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
So mom, yeah, Mama Conde, I'm serious.
Greg, just for the, I guess, like, the bonus is his family.
His family is incredible.
Very loving family.
Yeah, but the family's loving.
The mom makes gifts.
She made you guys gifts.
Yeah.
Isn't that amazing?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm acting surprised, but I did hear that.
Yeah, no.
No, yes.
Amazing.
Two hours.
Two hours.
You hear a lot in two hours.
Okay, so Maximo and Vic.
Yes.
You are my big dogs in the game here.
Who, who?
Yeah.
Okay.
What are you feeling so far?
How is Greg acting?
What's going?
He's getting really nervous.
You know what I'm saying?
I think he should be more assertive and ask more questions.
You know what I'm saying?
Like make them feel comfortable because you're nervous.
Energy's rubbing off on all of us, my dog.
Yeah.
But look, at the same time, I know he's excited deep down.
You know what I'm saying?
I know he can't wait to like take one of these young, lovely young ladies out, you know, somewhere nice.
Okay, Maximum, what are your thoughts?
Greg, exactly like a...
Like, you guys have grouped in.
I don't know.
I don't know how I think.
Usually Greg is a little more confident.
Yeah.
I think he got to show that confidence.
And yeah, man, have fun.
Ask her way.
Ask what you want to know.
Yeah.
Well, he already had that chance.
It's over.
I just want you guys like what you're taking on this so far.
Yeah.
It's really hard for me.
Try it.
Me and Vic try to coach him.
Yeah.
And our plays are not running, so we might have to call time out and go back to the
drive work.
Yeah.
All right.
Angelica.
I'm so disappointed that you're wearing that shirt special because you have a t-shirt you brought.
It's style, Angie.
You're making a first impression.
Angie, you're my biggest hater here.
You know what?
My girl beat her up.
No, no.
We all love Angie and she's, we just want the best for you.
We do.
What is it, Gaudio?
Come on.
Stopping hater.
Greg, I don't care what they say about you.
You're all right.
All right.
That was Wendy.
That was Wendy.
That was Wendy.
That was Wendy.
All right.
Greg, how are you feeling so far?
Look, you look like a grim.
Bro, you gotta take, you are such a scaredy cat.
I'm 27 feeling like 27 mil.
I switch it from 25.
All right.
All right, Greg.
Yeah, I'm infringing.
It's time to tell us who you have decided to ruin your life.
All right.
Can I like, do I just knock them out?
No, you say.
What?
Bro.
That's illegal.
Yeah.
That's a crime.
Like why I didn't choose these people?
Oh,
Okay, dang, all right.
Wow.
Why don't you be nice?
The Dr. Pepper one?
Dr. Pepper one?
Wendy, yeah.
I'm sorry, but I don't drink soda.
Oh.
But it's not soda.
It's like how they marinate.
She wants you to eat soda and not drinking.
The doctor part, you're supposed to focus on it.
Yeah.
I just put in.
Wendy drove two hours.
Hey, Vic.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Wait.
All right.
On the street.
Okay.
So it is now between Janet and Joey.
Uh-huh.
Go.
I'm trying to remember why I didn't choose one of them.
What do you mean?
Just talk.
Which one was it?
What would you answer again?
I think it was what caught my attention.
Janet.
The, for your, what do you mean?
What is the question?
The question.
The question.
Oh, your.
Your.
Yeah, when you pass me the ox, I'll play your set.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no.
I'm tired of hearing myself.
Like, I hear it all the time.
That I'm like, I get, you're not going to have to.
Greg, I hate you.
Like, that's, I hate you, Greg.
Janet had the perfect answer.
I had a love.
And I want you to know, she was down to fight me.
Yeah.
And honestly, if anything is wrong at a restaurant and you order it, like, she's going to stand up and be like, hey.
Fix his order.
Fix it.
Like, your street team homies are here.
Here to watch you fold. Come in, come in. We got Jimena. You got audio. Hey.
Hey y'all here to watch him fold?
You're here to watch your phone? Is that crazy? Oh my god, it's the whole street team here.
It's the whole street team. Yeah. All right. So who are you choosing? Oh yeah. So I'm not choosing. I'm sorry because he's sounding like a little fan.
Oh my little crazy. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. Janet. We'll jump this fool right after. He's trying too hard. All right. What's up?
Uh, I remember names now. Folding in front of my whole team now. You got me nervous.
Greg, we gotta go to stop, say.
Hurry.
What's the other girl's name?
Joey!
Joey!
Joey!
Okay, okay, here's the thing.
Joey can decide whether to ruin your life
or go on a date with Vig.
Joey, it's your turn.
That seems like both ruining his life.
Yeah, yeah, so you pick.
Are you down to go on the date with Greg or Vic?
Or Galentines with me.
Galantines.
Oh, I'm telling my mom.
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