Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep.19 (07/21/23)

Episode Date: July 21, 2023

On this episode, Letty, Rosecrans Vic and the Brown Bag Family discuss Drake's strange interview, comic con with no actors, and helping Carlos with his free loading friends!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? All right. If this heat is too hot for you, go to Mammoth. All right. Mammoth has said they are extending their summer season to go be surfing on the snow. You don't surf on the snow.

No, you're on the snowboard. Clearly, I don't know how to do it. For until August. So usually they cut off the season in July, towards the end of July, it would be like wrapping up. Yeah. But they're going to extend it because of just like the heavy rainfall season that we had. They have enough snow that's still going. I'm surprised by with all this heat that there's still snow.

I'm so, yeah. Like you're telling me, Lattee, and I'm really shocked that there's snow. You go to Mammoth all the time. I go to Mammoth all the time. And by March, like, now you're like cutting. There's barely any snow. Right. So remember March?

Yeah, March was snowing a lot. March was like heavy rainfall and stuff like that. So they're extending. their season. The elevation. It keeps it cold. And don't they also add fake snow? Not that I know of.

That's Big Bear. Oh, you're right. Yeah. We'll get it together. Mammoth is different. I don't know. I don't know if yes or no. Have you been to the snow?

Yes, but I don't snowboard. So I want to. What are you doing at the snow? I actually go to a day. Eat it? The yellow one? The yellow snow? No.

What is the most? I just take the kids so they get a, slide down the hills and hang out, throw snowballs. Oh, yeah, you know, nothing too crazy. I'll never not be afraid of that lift. The lift. Oh, it's so scary. Because there's no seatbelts on the lifts and you have to jump off.

Like, there's no, like here, your lift is stopped. And then it's not like the car lift where it's like, hey, we're here at your destination. Once the snow lift is done, you just got to hop off and hope for the best. Yeah. And if you're like, I'm sure lift operators at like these. mammoths and big bears, they're laughing their ass off. Like they're watching my freakers jump off and falling. And be scared.

I'm so dumb. Me too. Every time I go and I'm with my cousins or my sister, like we always end up in dog pile and we're like, ah, like the next one keeps coming so we get hit. Yeah. So it always happens. So is there different stops? What do you mean?

Like, is it one destination? There's different slopes for sure. There's it. But they each go to, they all go to one destination. Got it But there's probably like three little hills One's an easy one One's like a medium one

One's a really hard one So don't go on the really hard one If you need to go on the easy one Because legit the only way down Is to go down the hard one Yeah It's cool though I can glide for like

It's like a good Five seconds I glide a little bit on my snowboard And then I fall Let's make a deal You ride one of those things To the top And I'll go on Guardians of the Galaxy

Okay I can do it I've done it I'm not scared All right, let's do it. She's just saying it's scary, but she's coming in. Okay, let's go today to Mammoth then. Because you're going to not want to do the Guardians of the Galaxy thing like when we go in August, too. Like, I already know you.

Oh, my son. You're going to try to wait until we do some Guardians of the Mammoth thing. But yeah, anyway, if you like Christmas in July, like Angie, go get some snow at Mammoth because that's going to be fun. That's so cool. Yeah. I need to go snowboard. When was the last time you went snowboarding? Never.

You've never been snowboarding. Oh. Lou? Do you know? skateboard is not the same but I just want to know I hate people that tell you it's the same as skateboard it's not the same I'm like no fool my shoes aren't stuck to the snowboard yeah you're stuck on that thing it's just balance yeah and then just getting up when you fall oh super hard it's like a whole workout and that was your mammoth 101 oh sorry and you know it's funny and you goes to

mammoth for tequila I do because I have the margarita festival which happens next month in August in the 20th Margarita festival up in mammoth and then that there's snow, oh my God, I can get best of both worlds. Okay, so usually there's no snow when you go for the margaritas. No, it's just like really cool. So you just go to mammoth for margaritas? Okay. Yeah.

You know Rosarito exists. Yeah, but it's just mammoth. It's a different little vibe. There's no. I know, but it's, they have scorpions inside the margarita. Ooh. Okay. And you eat it.

That's crazy. Okay. You eat the scorpion. Hey, air. Sambrosala with Angie. All right, you guys. So Drake sat down. with Bobby Autiff, like for a one-

I don't know who that is. A one-hour interview. And she's like a 25-year-old TikToker, want-a-be aspiring podcaster. Hater. Not a hater. That's what she is.

She is a one-off. I'm sorry, I use the term wannabe, but she is an aspiring podcaster. Yeah. She's been saying that. Chill. Masturbator. Now, that's why you mad, Jose.

Yeah, you want to be masturbator. Yeah. Now, but the whole interview, you guys, one hour of all, like awkwardness it's funny but it's just like really really awkward yeah like they're in bed right like they're in bed and then you see drake he has his little nails done i'll paint it and he's like sipping on like alcohol with his little blanket on and like throughout the whole interview it's weird and so she starts off bobby starts off the interview asking drake like why do you have like a girl

name aubrey listen but my mom named me a guy's name that's Aubrey's not the guy's name yes it is no it's not have you ever met a male Aubrey Yeah, you're looking at them. So, yeah, I met myself. It's so awkward. A lot of awkward pauses. Just like that. That's his style of interview.

I don't know. It goes viral. You're talking about it. You don't even know her. I am. You're talking about it. It's viral. 25-year-old TikToker with two kids.

And anyway, she has like these little awkward moments where she's like, yeah, I don't even know your music. And there's like a point where, like, Drake has little Wayne as a screensaver. And she's like, who is that? Is that your dad? And she's, He's like, no, that's little Wayne. Like, how do you not know about him?

And so she's just asking weird questions, like, how much do you make? Things like that. And then she goes on and she, like, admits, like, saying, hey, I'm actually missing my kid's birthday party. Birthday to be here with you. And Drake just goes on and tells her this. I flew all the way here. You did. I really do appreciate that.

On my daughter's first birthday. You missed your daughter's first birthday. To be here. Dark. Regret that you'll never be able to undo. Yeah. Horrible parenting. Where's your son?

Somewhere safe. And it's not his birthday. Once his birthday. What does it matter? It ain't today. It's just a lot of that, you guys. A lot of positive. So she's in his bed?

Yeah, there are like some big bed. That's not his bed. That doesn't look like. His bed. You know his bed? You know my bed? I only like my mom and my bed. What is it?

My bed. I'm sorry. He has like a really expensive like top tier bed that I've heard people talk about online. And that bed was not it. Not yet. Why do you hesitate on her? Because that comp, that comforter looked target-ish

yeah no it did look set up I thought it was her house because it looked more girly yeah but when she said that it's probably his house or somebody's house no it's like a set it had to be like an Airbnb or something weird it is weird that's why I'm like why are you guys in bed this is a stranger you're in bed sipping wine

or whatever yeah that's how we're talking about it you know I know and I know you feel some type of way I'm just irritated like for for interviewers like that like no shade to her whatever get get your money or whatever but it's just irritating for like actual journalists that like do the work that want to talk to drake like i know it's satire like i would hope so that she's

like oh who's that on your screensaver like i don't know who tigga is like what are you you're it's it's just annoying to people that actually like love music that yeah would have loved to it's their job to interview yeah to like research like do you think i want to know all this stuff about drake no but i like hip-hop and stuff so like i know the things but she gets to you know do what you wanted to do and I'm in bed with Drake I don't know even want to be in bed with Drake but like even like to have a phone conversation with him you know how hard that would be for me yeah and she gets to get flown out and lay in bed with him and act dumb yeah because I think it's an act yeah

it is an act I've ever seen Galaphanakis between two friends I have yeah yeah okay so he had Obama on and he put community organizer like he had the president of the United States yeah and he put community or he's an organizer as a title. He'll interview his friends that are actors and just like make fun of them or like be satirical, which is exactly what she's doing. He's the dad.

Zach Alaphanakis is the dad of all of this. Like even if there's viral or they're doing it in bed or they're doing it in a rock or they're doing it up top or they're eating green eggs and ham. Like all of that stuff, it's like it's a Zach Aliphonacus flip. And I loved it when Zach did it. But had I known that this was going to somehow inspire these wolves

to have no conversation in our way. There was no, what did we get out of this? Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. That she missed. No, but the virulness is the exchange. It's not any type of information, any type of like a story or Drake's life or the music at all.

It's just how awkward and that he was in bed with this girl. That's it. Yeah. That's the conversation. And it sucks because now like that she had access to Drake, everybody else is going to be like, oh, let me do this. She already has an interview with a little Yachty lined up and I'm just like, brunt, here's the flow of like, and that's, it just water down like real journalism that's why like all these influencers get to host all these live streams and get to go to rolling loud and I'm just like brother people that went to school for this

that love hip hop that would actually and that's why a lot of rappers don't like to do interviews because it's dumb stuff like this but whatever yeah it's it's very it's very disheartening as a as a hip hop head and a journalist especially when it comes to drake I already know Drake's okay if you peep game ever since the whole ghost writing allegations Drake hasn't done a hip hop interview after that he started doing like ellens or like the mainstream interview the last hip hop interview he did and the one since that allegation is the one with rap radar where it was at his house a.k.a he had control over the interview yeah aka it was heavily edited and and I get I get it control the narrative but there also comes a point

where there's these big hip hop platforms that low-key are meant to hold you accountable and are meant to have these conversations, but you're shying away from those conversations for that specific reason. Drake hasn't done a hip-hop interview since the whole beef with Meek besides rap radar.

And when he did the rap radar one, it was legit, I had script. I had crib. And you could tell there was splices in it and it was edited. So that's just unfair to us, like, as the hip-hop community. We're not going to get the questions. Like, we're going to get a bunch

this stuff. We're going to get a bunch of jokes. We're going to get a bunch of like stuff. We're not going to get like actual music questions. But I think this is fun for him. Like he's a fan of improv. Hell yeah. It's fine. Yeah. That's why. Did you not hear me say for the hip hop community that wants the music questions? I get it why it's viral. Yeah. I enjoy both.

So I'm one of those people that I enjoy those interviews and these. You love cringe? You are cringe. Yeah. Yeah. These like these like cringe, awkward interviews like for me it's more of like pastime it's not really like oh like you don't want to learn you don't want to learn you don't want to think you just want to laugh exactly exactly so it works but I do agree that I do there are moments when I do want like some real sit down interviews yeah something more serious serious yes than this yeah it just waters down all journalism for hip hop honestly it hurts my soul yeah but yeah all right you guys what were you saying why did you want Talk about this?

Because I was just thinking like, dang, she really missed her daughter's birthday party for the actual topic. Yeah, and it was just like, damn,

for Drake, I mean, would I do it? I would, because I don't have kids, so whatever. As much as I'm being a hater right now,

I would totally do that too. And then I was just thinking, but you'd ask an actual question with, like, oh yeah, yeah, it would be like, it's worth it.

Like, imagine her daughter's gonna, like, grow up and watch this and be like, this is what you miss me for. Unless she's making millions and she's like,

wow, this is how you made me like a spoiled brat, the spoiled brat that I am. Thank you, Mom. Yeah, you know, but. And kids don't remember the first birthday. They don't, but. Okay, but there's pictures and memories, things like that. Just take a picture a different day. And this is the thing, too.

She missed the first birthday, maybe not the first birthday party. Because the party and the birthday don't even have to be in the same day. Oh, you're right. Like the birthday could be on a weekday and the party could be on a weekend or stuff like that. Yeah. I was just thinking, I'm like, has my mom missed anything of mine? And I'm like, yeah, all my graduations from Kinder. She missed it.

Kinder graduation. Yeah. That was sci-fi. I know, but that was, I know. Yeah. No, but that was because of work. So I get that part. But I was just thinking, I'm like, there's parents that miss kids' events or like they're just like really important dates for something dumb.

And you remember. And you remember. Yeah. Yeah. My mom forgot Ruben's birthday like two years ago. Your brother? doesn't let it go. He's the baby.

And I never thought she would ever forget his birthday. And he brings it up all the time. He's like, hey, my birthday's in like four months, like, just to be, like, funny. And he's, like, really weird. He, like, cries at night. It hurts, of course. I was interesting. Yeah, it hurts, but it's funny.

I mean, if it's, yeah, now it is. Anyways, that's it for. That's it for sombrasada brought to you by your local Southern California to go to dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm Power 106. Okay, we got to keep this going, Angie, because I love your trauma. Yeah. That's a lot.

Honestly. The girl, same. That's all your besties. Thank you. All right. Be besties with us. Let us know either what you missed in like your kids' lives or what your parents miss out on your lives. And it's going to get really sad up in here.

Our funny. Let's make it fun. Happy Friday. At least you can have drinks after. Hour 106, brown bag mornings. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning.

Good morning. How are you? How's your day? How's your sunshine in my bright day? It's beautiful. Can we talk about? How Vick's not here today? Yeah.

For real. All right. Tell me why this will call out. I don't know. You're the producer. You should know. Five in the morning. Five in the morning.

He hit me. And I was like, yo, it was good. And he was like, yo, I'm not feeling too well. I've been up for an hour and I'm nauseous. He's pregnant? I don't know. He's on period. Should he send him a period package?

Yeah. Maybe he's having the, what is the effect called when your girl is pregnant? Oh, you think he's a water baby? Yes. No, he doesn't, you guys. No, I don't know, but so... We went to the Pesopulma concert yesterday, but we both did. Yeah, and one of you guys is here, the other one's over there at home.

Are we saying that he's hungover? I am saying he's hungover for him. He's definitely hungover. You was on a sick one? That was not allowed to go to concerts during the week until he proves himself worthy. We're banning big from going out. No, to go to concert during the week, and he's banning himself. It's called boundaries.

Remember you guys like to say that when it's on your end? Boundaries? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. That was really dope last night. It was a good concert. It was a lot of vibes. It was funny that he brought out O'GZi, a power 106 artist. You've heard his song. Many times. It's fine.

He brought out OJZ and he was like, oh, this is my idol. This is my icon. I was like, what? What? Yeah. His icon is OJZ, Charlotte Mafia. But yes, he's been like up on them for, he's like, I would be, I would. was a kid listening to them.

I'm like, we held are you? Yeah, he's really young. And when coming up, and when coming up, he actually would always show homage and he'd wear their merch. He loved Shoreline.

Yeah. Which is crazy. And just get ready, hip-hop because I feel like there's going to be a Shoreline Mafia collab. I feel like there's going to be a AASAP Rocky Pesso Pluma collab. It seems because they took a photo together.

Oh, yeah. Or at least maybe Rihanna was there. What I'm hoping is that it was a Rihanna Pesso Pluma studio session and A. That's what I'm hoping. And he said,

Hey, babe, can you take this photo? Yeah, she's, Rihanna took the photo. Oh, that's a place. I don't know. I don't know if we're getting music from her. I don't think she's retired. She's not going to come back

and do Brokey music money when she's making billions on makeup. Yeah. Let it be a passion project. Rihanna. Yeah. Let it be a passion project. We'll take anything, Rehby.

If it's a passion project, then it'll be perfect. It don't matter when she drops it. It's just going to be great. Take your time. No pressure. He needs to take notes from Jay-Z. Why?

He will have passion projects. He'll do his business, but he'll still come out with solid music. Don't music. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Shout out to Jay-Z. I think she's having fun being a mom too. She's what?

She's having fun being a mom. Jay-Z is a dad. Okay, you guys are fighting for no reason. Okay, that's not a good. Let's keep the peace. It's Friday. All right, we have shout-outs. Yes.

We do. I just want to say that sometimes we don't get to shout-out. So I'm not forgetting about you guys. Okay, I have them all written down. We get to do shout-outs every day at 7 o'clock. So Irene is ignoring you. The I and Irene is for ignore. But if I forget about you,

just Dia, brought back mornings 106, and I got you, okay? So this is for Ramiro Castillo from Navarro Toad. Ramio! Ramio! Good morning! And then Stephanie is listening again. La Stephanie.

So shout out to her. Shout to you, Steph. Yeah, and that's all the shoutos I have. So y'all better DM me because. So you can gaslight them? No, I'm not gaslighting them. Oh, tell him that she's going to give him a shout on if she's not. Look, it's here.

We're here, aren't we? Okay, look. And then hit her up on her personal two. Giggles Irene. Yeah, and shout out, Josue Morales from Alhambra. He's always messaging me, tapping in on the camera. Hosei? Yeah, Housway.

Shout out Hosew. I always felt to weigh about that name, and I love you, Jose, but pick one. Joshua, or is it Jose? I feel like Hosewe is a mix of both. Oh, I didn't even think about Hosew. Joshua, isn't it? Yeah, you're right. Is it Osweid Joshua in Spanish?

Yeah. I don't know. It is. Is it? Yes, I think so. I thought it was Josh. Josh. Josh.

Yosh. Yeah. El Yoshi! All right, shout out to Jose. Actually, you know, yesterday at the Paiso Pluma concert? It's funny. You know where my favorite place to meet listeners is? Is the girls bathroom?

No, guys. Clearly only girls. But I was in there washing my hands. And it's like, takes a moment with the girl next to me. be like, are you letty? And then I'm like, yeah. And so they were turning up with me in the restroom. And they were turned already.

It was Thursday night. They probably didn't go to work just like how Vic didn't come to work today. Thursdays. They probably called in sick. But one of the girls, I didn't get her name, but she just wanted to let me know that her son Julian loves me. They're out in Fullerton. And he's like, he says, mom, it's time for Lettis Lechis.

And I said, wow. Wow. So good morning. And she's like, can you please just tell Julian good morning? I'm like, good morning, Julian. He is a teenager, so that's it. Oh, okay. That's all.

Julian, good morning. I don't know why. I thought that was like a little kid or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But now you tell me it's a teenager, shutting me out here. Yeah, I'm his Pamela Anderson. You are. Wow.

You're probably, you're Pamela Anderson to a lot of people. Okay, let's not get into that, Angie. All right. But I do have a shout out to Amaya Hernandez. Her mom, Natalie, sent me a video about how she likes Somrasada listen. Yay! Shout out to you, Abaya. Starting the Chizmosas very young.

Yeah, very young. Look, let's get into Word on Rosecrans. Word on Rosecrans. What's the word? Word on Van Nuys. Yeah, Maximo filling in for Rosecrans, Vic. Yeah, Mr. Fig. Because Vic had a family emergency, right?

Yeah, yeah. That would be the only reason why he could just leave. No? No. Does he think he's sci-fi or what? That he could just not show up to work? Seems like it. Wow, that's crazy.

You got to go out of body? Oh. Yes, no. Family emergency. No? Yeah. No? Yeah?

No. Okay. What is it? Tene cruda. He's on Gula. Oh, my God. That's so crazy. Yeah.

However. Must be nice to just be able to pull out. Yeah. We're talking smack about it. Yeah. We're on our whole periods and we come in. Where is Rosecrans? I don't know.

Producer, you tell us. Just saying. They should change it to where are you rose crants. And that's why you don't go to Pesso Plumo concerts. On a week day. Okay. If you can't hang and you can't go to work the next day. If you can't hang.

Don't come. Don't go. Club going up on a Thursday. Great concert, by the way. But I went to the concert and I'm still here. Thank you, let me. Thank you for being responsible. You know, be responsible.

You know, considerate of the team. I know you guys are like relying on me. Imagine I didn't show up. Oh, we'd be freaking out right now. And Vic didn't show up. Ooh. And Maximum already doesn't show up mentally. What?

I'm always here. I know. I know. I know. Okay. All right. All right, but thank you for filling in. Thank you for that.

Is HBO just announced that they're releasing a new season of the winning time, which is about the Lakers. Oh, yeah. On August 6th. Oh, new season. New season. Two things. Yep. One, go Lakers.

Go Clippers. Oh, my God. Two. I was waiting for this. Yeah. I thought they stopped winning a while ago. No, this is about the Lakers. I'm just saying.

He's talking about the Lakers, too. He's saying that the Lakers has. Stop winning. Okay, Oregon. What's your team? What's your team? Real. What's your team?

Oh, gosh. Go to the Oregon Trail, waterfall. All right. But listen, this, this team, this Lager team has one. You know, I put some respect on our King's. Okay? Yes. Thank you.

I respect the showtale. What's your second point? Oh, Comic Con. No, not your second story. You literally said two things, dog. What's your second thing? Idiot. Second thing is.

Oh, my God. It's more wrong. Sounds just like Vic is here. Yeah. I actually love the series. I watched the first season. It's really good. And just knowing like a little behind the scenes,

I know it's obviously like over like, what is it, drama, what is the word? Over, dramatic? Like over exaggerated. Yeah, dramatized about the story. Not you not knowing the word.

It's crazy. No, dramatization. Say it again. Yeah, it's not a doc. They don't teach it in ESL. Yeah. All right. Sorry, Maximil.

Thank you for feeling it for Vig. You're doing a good thing for your people. You're holding me down. All right. Yes, it's a dramatization, but also people that are in the Lakers organization, they don't like this show. They don't like it. We didn't support it.

We didn't condone it. We didn't approve all of that. But it's really good. It's really good. We don't care about cancel culture. Hey, cancel that full. No, no, we don't. We like it.

I like him. Yeah. Yeah. It's cool. In San Diego currently, Comic Comic. In other news. In other news.

It's a transition. It goes from one, it's going, no, he doesn't do it either. But it goes from one story to the other. Once you're done with one story, you go to another story.

In other news, San Diego is hosting Comic Con. It started on Thursday and goes all the way to Sunday. Yeah. However, there is, because of the strike.

Stop reading our notes. Just say the story. Because of the strike, the actors, that were supposed to do, their panels will not be able to attend. Oh, yeah, the SIG after strike. You know, we saw people like out of the red carpet,

leave the red carpet for Oppenheimer last week when the strike was announced. And now it's like, do we can't even do these panels. They can't do these panels. And there's expected to be $135,000 attendees to the Comic Con. And I'm sure they're going to be upset because a lot of people buy their tickets a year ahead in order to see their favorite actors,

directors, producers, animators, and a lot of these people will not be able to attend due to the strike. Well, they'll attend. The consumer was, but the actors won't attend. Yeah, it'll be panels of just nothing. Like, hey, you know what?

Might as well, if you're dressed up as Iron Man, come up here, come up here, talk about Iron Man. Hey, you over there, Thor. You look weird. You have a beer belly, but come here. Talk like Thor. It's people dressed up as them anyway. Yeah, they pay.

You think they're paying money for, like, to go see the actors or whatever? No, they're paying money to play dressers. To be a nerd amongst nerds and not be judged, okay? Not be judged for looking like a fuzzy, okay? Not be judged for looking like that little... Sounds kind of fun. Oh, furry.

That sounds fun. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, it's a good time. If there was a Harry Potter convention, boom, me right there. Hogwarts, boom. Who are you dressing in? Harry. Duh, I'm the main character.

Yeah, my bad. But it's hard to get into Comic-Con. Yeah, it's extremely hard. Irene tried to get into Comic-Con. she wanted to dress up. What happened? Yeah. Well, it's because it's kind of like the sneakers app.

Like when you and you haven't been, like it's less of a chance for you to get tickets. So I've never been to San Diego Comic Con. I've been to the one in Anaheim. But San Diego's like the one to go to. The one to be at. Yeah. And since I've never been and I've never been able to get tickets. It's harder to get tickets.

Which is like, man. Nerd Illuminati. It really is. It is the nerds. Which is like if you weren't the beginning nerds, if you're not been here, here like you didn't earn it stay out there afwara so she got her whole costume

you ain't heard enough she got her whole car hey just be Halloween that's why I go out for Halloween because that's my Comic-Con oh Comic-Comp Invite my girl come on man

Whoa My home girl Yeah please be specific I thought invite your girl to dress up I was like whoa She wants to dress up I feel really She has a costume ready

Okay well thank you for your reporting And that was your word on Rosecrans. Brought to you by? You're Southern California Toyota dealers. You're what? Southern California Toyota dealer. There you go.

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All right. Yesterday we talked about how that billionaire fool or woman is from downtown L.A. Right? They at least purchased their tickets in the Cajajonis in the alleys, which is really cool. because that's like a little mom and pop shop and we're hearing more about the owners that they're like this Hispanic couple I heard they're Salvadorian but then

I heard they're not so I'm not going to put an ethnicity on him but they're really happy that this happened also they're millioners because whatever store sells that ticket gets 5% of the winnings up to a million dollars like they cap it at a million right so they got a million

so the most it can get is a million and they're going to get the most because this is a billion jackpot What happened yesterday was there was a woman that strolled up to the shop. Clearly there's news cameras. Clearly there's people that want to be like all in all in the videos, right? And want to see what's going down with the shop. But there was a young lady that showed up.

And I'm assuming is claiming that she was the winner. It went down like this. Check it up. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait a second. I'm scared. Are you sure? And that's her running out.

out of the store. They're starting to chase her because she came in crying. Yeah. They can't fight. She just starts running away. So this is the thing with these lot of winnings, right? Usually the winner don't want to be known.

They don't want, like, they don't want to show up until they claim with that big old check if they do. Some people wear masks. They get into their whole Comic-Con vibes. They dress up as a raccoon so you don't see who they are. But this young lady showed up and we're wondering is she the real winner

or is she like just there for to be there is downtown LA is like Ijones you just show up and you cry I don't know I don't know I can't call it like I was looking at that video and I was like is she trolling I don't know it's like an internet troll to go viral or is this my billionaire best friend

okay or is just someone delusional and I just want you to know billionaires don't act like that mamasita you're a billionaire you got to act like a billionaire while running out she kept screaming I need security I need security No that was someone else saying

She needs a bodyguard She needs security She needs security She definitely needs security though I don't think she needs Because why is she gonna pull up Knowing there's cameras there And then just showing her face

Because she wants the attention The same type of people Me That go to these stores to buy a lotto Are gonna be the ones That go back and act that way That's a billion dollars Like it's Santiagoalli vibes

It's Cajon vibes I expect nothing less From the Cajonnes I matter of fact, I expect more people to be doing the same thing. Just going up there crying, see if they give you any money. I know that, hey, go pretend you're the winner. See if they give you the billion right there. Because you don't know where it's coming from.

True. You know, they always say they're on the search for the winner. The person has to go up and say, like, hey, I won. Yeah. And she's getting her 15 minutes of fame. 15 minutes is crazy. Angie. Maybe like 30 seconds.

15 seconds. 15 seconds of fame. Unless she's a billionaire and she's my new best friend. And then we can partner out some things. Okay. Yeah. Man, it's tricky. I personally would go in like a full mask, hoodie, like no one can see me.

I use a voice box. I wouldn't go. You shouldn't. You don't need to go. You don't need to go the next day. You don't need to go to the next day to the liquor store that you bought it from. You do you contact whoever, the California people. And then they make a press conference.

You guys, this is not your first lotto winner. Yeah. I would talk about it. I would tell my sister like, hey, go. Clearly on there are one. Goodbye me. Hot Chitos. Yeah.

No, but you guys have seen the press conferences. They make a whole press conference, but they never see you show up to the shop. I thought it was outside the places they won. It might be outside, but it's not the next day. Right. Like afterwards. And it's with like officials and stuff like that.

There has to be a process of like scanning the ticket, I guess, and making sure that you actually have it. That it's yours. Yeah. Child to that lady, because we're talking about you. I always lose my tickets even when I buy them. A loser. Really?

Yeah. This time I made sure like I knew where it was. And I was like, I'm leaving it right here. You're like the fools that get the ticket at the parking and then don't know where the parking ticket is when they have to pay. Facts. That's me. I always paid the full day just because.

Just because you could have got it freaking validated. You could have got it validated, but you don't know where you left it. I was just say you guys need girlfriends, but Maximil has a whole girlfriend. Because we'll just hold it in our purse. Yeah. Yeah. Or behind your phone, you guys. Behind your phone, just keep that ticket there.

Yeah, in the back. Validated that. Life hacks. Yeah. Oh, my God. I can't mother. everyone. And we got to help the homie Carlos, okay?

The homie Carlos hit us up because he says he's always the house that his homies go to to kick it. If it's fights, if it's football games, if it's Dodger games, they just want to come over. They're fighting with their girl. They're coming to his house. Okay, he opens up his garage, get some drinks, get some beers, get some carnasada going, and it's a vibe. We all have that homie.

Shout out to that homie. But our guy Carlos says, no one pitches in for either food or drinks. All right. He's been feeling it lately now, though. He says that even though, like, he's got it, he loves that people come over his house. He's a people person. He feels embarrassed to ask his homies to start pitching in on the party.

All right? He wants them to pitch in themselves. So he's asking us what we would do, how we could help him get his homies to just want to pitch in something. A little something for the coronas, a little something for the carnage. Yeah. The marinade. At least the oranges or something that you marinate.

The carnage sale line or the beer. We got to help him out, right? We're going to do that next. If you have ideas, hit us up. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line.

I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. All right, check this out. The homie, Carlos from Baldwin Park says, Help me. Help. I'm the crib. Everyone comes to kick it.

Games, summer nights, those celebrations, everyone's over. And I love it because it keeps all my homies out of trouble. but it's too much money for me right now. Costco price is not the same. Fag. Damn. Inflation's real. Yeah.

My thing is, I'm afraid to tell the homies to start pitching in because I don't want them to think that I'm cheap. I don't want them to think that I don't want them over. And I need your help. How do I get my friends to pitch in without asking them? You got to ask them. Oh, guys.

Yes, that's the perfect answer. Duh. Duh. Yes, that's the answer. But that's not what he wants. Right. Just like we don't want. the guys that are like, how do I get this good?

They don't want to say, let me talk. Let me talk, fool. They don't want to say, leave them. They don't want the logical answer. They want the, let me, help me do this my way. I think it's the approach. It's like he doesn't want to seem broke. He doesn't want to seem like he's bugging.

But he has to do it in a way where it's like playful and just be straight up. Like, yo man, like, or make it more like a pot look. Where it's like, hey, let's make a pot lick this. Oh, like you make a pot like every weekend. Yo, if it's always are coming over, you know, they're also freeloading, I get it. No, you know, it's wild is that we all have the homies that we go over their house. I never thought to ever buy the stuff. Really?

There's no homie that house, like we go kick it at that I'm like, let me take the stuff. I think you just assume that person's going to have the stuff. The host is going to take everything. So I feel like there's a lot of Carlos out there that you're the house that people come through and maybe people aren't like as much as you think oh they're going to do it themselves or they're going to get the hint. If they if we say just come kick to my house, you're going to just come over my house. Yeah.

But then I think eventually like the friend would be like, hey, I'm hungry. You want to get food or something like that. They'll invite. But you know what? It seems like Carlos is the friend that has the house and all of his friends are still living at home. You know, it's like, hey, I'm going to preload off. Yeah.

So I get it. I get it. Carlos, you need to get new friends full. Yeah, because like for me My homie Yeah We'll just be like Yo, I'm gonna throw a barbecue

Everyone bring something Yeah, I feel like So it's like It doesn't feel like Like if my homie does that Like I wouldn't be offended Like it doesn't feel like He's being cheap or anything

It's like okay cool I get it You know But myself I always like either ask Or I'll bring something Yeah Yeah

I get that's you Yeah But you know what Carlos You came over in my house Without bringing stuff though What? Yeah, you bring your kids. No.

Is that something? Last time I Uber eat some bottles. Oh, once you were already there? Yeah. Probably because we didn't have the bottles you liked. No. That was my advice. That's my advice.

That's my advice, Carlos. This is how you get them to bring stuff without you asking them, you guys. Come on. There's real solutions over here. Have nothing? Get the stuff that they don't like. Get the beer they don't like. Get the light beer, the no-car beer, like the key to.

Get all those beers. with the weird names, don't get the ones they like, get the unprepared meat, unmarinated. Like, uh, I'm telling, does you got to, that word? Because what, what you're doing is you're spoiling them. They know you have the goods. Why would they bring stuff? You're like, oh, they have it.

Why would they bring? Why would they bring the trullies if you have the truilies? Why would they bring the marinated in with oranges, carnasada if you have it? Off brand everything. Off brand everything. Dollar tree. Gross, gross everything. If they're brokeies, if they're, if you have.

they're brokeies then they're just going to just deal with it. They're like, all right. But he didn't say they're brokies. He didn't say they're brokies. He just said he doesn't want to seem cheap. He's used to that they're already used to his whatever his style is. I think that's a good thing. Like very welcoming.

Yeah. That's a good one. If you don't want to ask them, just make them be like, look, we like your house because we don't have our own. I'm pretty well bringing it. Or invite them over and have nothing. They're definitely broke. I don't know.

I know a lot of people that live with five people in their house, but they got nice cars or they're not broke or they can fund some things. Oh, then they're cheap. Yeah. Yeah. Cheap and broke, two different things. Two different things. For sure.

There is a difference. Cheap is like you have the money you don't want to spend it and broke will, you don't even have the money. Invite them over. And honestly, the broke ones will do more. Yeah. The broken's help you clean.

They feel like they got to earn their spot. I hope Carlos' friends are at least clean. But you know what? Another thing he should do, it's like, forget the eyes. So when they want to come and drink or whatever, they don't have eyes. He can be like, can you go get the eyes? While you're at the store too. Yeah.

And then they can start picking up big. Angelica. Little bit, little. Yeah. I would. I would invite everybody. Oh, my God. I would invite everybody.

And I have a bottle in my room, low key. I already eat. And I'd be, oh, I already ate. And then just go in the room and take little drinks and come back out. Dang. I'm star. And then they're going to be like, damn. I'm hungry.

Oh, yeah. I already ate. My bad, bro. eat shortages of food. Aw. They gotta contribute somehow. Even if they bring friends. You know what they probably contribute?

They contribute with the vibes. They contribute like their friendship. Sometimes that's enough for the person that has the house. Not gonna lie. Oh, just like some company? Yeah, your homies are over. He seems like he likes it. He likes being that house.

He likes being the house that everybody comes to. That is fulfilling enough for him. He's the fun house. But he's just like, ah, this hurts my wallet. Like to what point? I think he should just stop buying stuff Because if it's the vibes that they want Then just provide the vibes full

Yeah, well Today we're eating s'mores Yeah Today is just crackers Spread Take a deep breath of air They make you spread with whatever I have in my house Then it starts

Then they're gonna start doing burpees Then it's gonna get a whole thing If you bring spread into it bro Whoa Jose Yeah no spread is something yeah But it's Jose It's Jose you guys

Oh, man. He's ready. He's talking about. Carlos is the house everybody loves coming over to kick it at. He plays the game. And I can already picture his house. Probably has like a big screen. It probably has like some cool vibes.

Probably like, yeah, definitely a man cave. Probably even like some flags. I don't know. I keep thinking of like, I don't know if it's Raider flags. I don't know if it's like, it's some kind of corona flags. Some kind of beer flags. But you know what I'm talking about. Logan could be a little liquor story.

He stole it from the Vagarta. But it looks vibes. He's a good time, but he needs help, okay? Let's help him. And we have someone on the line. Yeah, yeah. We have... If it's Isaiah from Whittier.

No, no, I swear to not. I swear it's not. I have Danielle from San Fernando Online, too. All right, let's go. Danielle. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning.

How are you? Good, how are you? My great one-eater? I'm great. How are you? All right. Talk to me. What would you suggest to our guy, Carlos?

Who's the house everybody comes over to? If I were Carlos, I would. I would continue to host because he enjoys the company, but what he could probably try is to downgrade on the type of food he's providing and the liquor. So maybe instead of having, I don't know if he's having ribs or, you know, some, you know, chicken. Maybe give him hot dogs and nachos and downgrade on the type of liquor that he's given. You know, maybe don't get that expensive liquor, get the, you know, the Costco Kirkland brand or something. And when they say something, just be like, oh, well, you know, dog, I didn't have it today. That part.

No, no class Azul with the bell. Yeah. Kirkland. No. Get the Kirkland with everybody shares the. Get somebody else to do it. Get somebody else to do it. I like, they're going to want to do it anyway.

They'll be like, hey, it's not the same no more. Doesn't hit the same at Carlos's house. And they're going to go get it themselves. They're going to just get a mixer and not even notice a difference. They're going to get a mixer. But at least they'll be getting something. They won't notice a difference. That's the point.

Yeah, but he wants them to bring some stuff. Oh, I get what you're saying. Because if he downgrades, he's helping his own wallet. Yes. So it's helping him. Yeah. It is helping him. It's like a win-win.

They're going to like it anyway because, hey, where are you going to go besides my house, right? And he feels like a good host. And then he feels like he struck a deal. He's not spending, like, batty money on his homies. Right. And hot dogs are not that expensive. No, they're not. Great Valley glizzies.

Great Valley glizzies. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Our listeners are so toxic on Instagram. Brown Bag Mornings 106. our guy Henry said Have someone Fight with you in front of them dog

Your girl your mom Have it be about money So your friends feel bad for you And they're like Hey bro we gotta help you out Stage a fight Yeah stage of fight is crazy I like it

Oh my gosh Stage of fight is crazy And now I'm not gonna believe any fights I see you guys If I see in front of my face with you guys If you're fighting with your girlfriend I'm never gonna believe it If this is true

I thought you paid the electricity back Because that will That will be Oh bro She's tripping again. I forgot to pay, bro. I didn't have enough. Damn.

You want a beer? Yeah. Yeah, bro. I'll help you out, bro. I'll help you out, bro. I'll help you out because I know what it is. That's good. That is a good one.

I like it. There's more, there's more calls on the line? Yeah, I have Jorge from Downey on line 8. Jorge from Downey. Hey, good morning. Morning, letty. Good morning, Papacito. Tell us, what would you tell Carlos?

Like I was telling Irene right now, I think. It's a perfect thing to do is Carlos, which you guys. do is you buy a bunch of melanta and you mix it in all the food or everything everybody gets choro oh they're gonna be like nah we can't even eat this we can't even eat we can't i like his house though it has decorations it looked like a tiki party up in here but no i can't but my lanta tastes weird you could you could taste you could taste it put in clam chowder well then you get the one they give the viahitos the one that has no flavor Bro, you sound like you've done this before, Jorge.

Yo. I probably have. Hey, are you the house people go to or do you go over the homie's houses? Because I feel like I'm the one. People go to my house. People come to my house all the time. All right. Talk to me.

Do you think that like should they be pitching in or do you ever ask? I always trip out. I literally, as I'm listening to this story, I'm like, damn, I've never asked the person whose house we go to, like, if they need help. Yeah, no, no. with us, people don't really ask. Sometimes people just bring whatever they want to drink. Usually, I'm a beer person. My wife's a beer person, too.

Most of the people we hang out with, they like wine and whatnot. A lot of people just, you know, but most of the time, now, it's kind of hard to ask, you know? It's like, you don't know their situation. They're probably broke too. They probably hope you bring the celtzers.

Like that. Exactly. Or the Melanza. Or the Melanza. Hilarious, Jorge, the Meltzer. Melanta's probably going to be the one that does it. The Melanta's going to be the one that does it. They're bombing your toilet.

I don't know if that's a good idea. That's what I'm thinking. Because you're the restroom. They're going to go get the choro at, fool. See, but they get the choro and they're going to come full for every other time. Because they're going to cook right. Now you're going to be the clown now. Like, he gave us some bad food.

Oh, yeah. You don't want that stigma. You'll look bad at the part. Yeah, but I'm just thinking. And then you have to clean the restroom. That's what I'm thinking. Like, they're bombing your toilet, fool. And if it's a lot of people bombing you're told me at the same time, it's like, nah, bro.

It's a party's over. All right. Go home. That's Oppenheimer, for real. All right, look, we have more advice on the way for our guy Carlos. He's the house. Everybody wants to go over, but no one wants to pitch in on the party. And he's also too embarrassed to say, hey, folks, please chip in.

So how could he manipulate his friends into starting to pitch in on their party that they have in his garage? Okay. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for.

The homie help line. This one goes out to all the homies that are suffering right now that always are like the good time house, the pregame house. The fun house. Yeah. It's hurting their wallets and they don't know how to ask their other ovies to pitch in. My friend Chu, he's the one whose house, like his apartment, Loki and NoHo, is where we would go to like, pregame before Dodger games. Like it was always wise.

His little apartment, but he just had the vibes. Our homies came in from Palmdale, from the valley. They would all meet at Noho. Have like a little pregame vibes and then go to the game. Shout to Chewy. I never once asked you if you need to help. But here's a shout out. Oh man, I want to shout out my homie, Suko.

He has a house. So everyone goes. We barbecue. We watch games. We kick it. And I mean, we all bring stuff. But shout out to him for like, opening his doors and his dog's annoying as hell but we put up on his dog eats everybody's

Oh he lets the dog out. The dog is free. If anyone gets too drunk and ends up sleeping there, just know your shoe, your glasses, your hat, something is getting destroyed. By the dog. By the dog. So you got to know, you can't stay there. That's probably their way of getting your eye. Like don't be here.

Hey, let killer out. Let killer out. Yeah. And the dog's name is Tyson. Tyson is hilarious. It's Tyson, your killer. One of the two. We love those names.

And it's a Chihuahua. No, is it a pit? No, it's a Rottweiler. A Rottweiler. Shee. It's a no-y. All right, you guys have any of the homies that are the, the garages or the houses? Your cousin's.

I knew it. You know what? It's because they always have, like, the good beer. And I don't like beer, but they somehow are able to bring, like, the beer from Mexico. And I'm like, dude, I cannot. Oh, they get that, like, imported goods. Exactly. And then we end up.

always going to pizza or something pizza wing so shout out them and she always tells me like when she goes over her cousin's house and i feel bad because now that she's working early in the morning she doesn't go as much because she goes and she knows i'm gonna get peda i'm gonna get so drunk if i'm out there that even when we celebrate i have to leave early because i already know what it is like i make sure i go in late and leave early and now they call me a lame so i'm a late to my sister why you always rank it why you always rank it got the job of power now you're a rancer oh thank you All right. But our guy Carlos, he's the house out in Baldwin Park. He's the crib that everyone likes to go to to kick it. He has the games on football games, Super Bowl. He has the boxing

matches. Dad, this is a good time. Yeah. He has, like, he has all the drinks. He has all the food, but it's getting too much on his wallet. He said Costco prices don't hit the same like they used to. Damn. All right. But he also is too embarrassed to tell his friends to start preaching and he doesn't want it to seem like he's asking them for money he doesn't want it to seem like he's cheap uh so he wants to know how does he get his friends to pitch in without asking them this fool man see how see how hard it is for guys to just be direct and communicate i know just communicate because i bet you everyone's calling in and say just tell me right yeah just tell him yeah pretty much look who's on the line who can we go to baby girl we have um anthony from anaheim online five

Anthony, good morning. Hey, what's going on, guys? Good morning. Good morning, Anthony. What would you tell Carlos? Yeah, to be, first off, I kind of sound like Carlos, because that's basically what happens with me. Really?

Everyone's always like, hey, we're going to get hit up Anthony's house. We're going to go and do they do that. And I'm just like on the group chest saying, what? All right. Yeah, like, it's my house. I'm not even inviting you over. It's just going to give in now. He has all the good snacks.

Yeah. It's a given. It's a given. And I like beer. So my beer, my fridge always takes snack. It's always, as soon as I'm out of work, I'll have one, but there's always beer, so I never have to, like, go buy beer. Right. But you have homies like, hey, where the truly's at, where the Celts is out?

Oh, now they're giving requests. Calm down. Yeah. So, but the cool thing about my buddies, right? I'll shout out Carlos. I'll shout out my buddy, Irvin and Manny. They're really good. They usually come, you know, never empty-handed.

They always come up with something, either whether it's bags of chips, beer. I know what's going to be the chips. I'm going to tell you right now, a bag of chips? Like $5. A box of freaking beers? $20. Look, they're on the come up, okay? And you know what's funny?

He shouted all two homies and I'm sure there's more than two. So all the other ones don't bring anything. Shout out the two that bring the chips. What was it, Carlos and Isaiah? Carlos Urban and Manny. Mani. Man, these guys are a blast. But hey, if you guys have a group chat, like one thing that I would encourage him to do is like when he, when he's looking at it,

just like straight up just tell them. straight up like hey who's bringing this who's bringing that oh not like can you guys but more like who's bringing it so they already like ooh it's on I have to I have to and if you and if you feel comfortable doing that then reach out to like them on the side like yo so-so can you help me out like I'm not I can't go to the store can you bring some chips I can't go to the store is a good one they're not going to say no they're not going to say no money you said two for five or five bucks for bag of chips yeah I like that That's good.

That's good. What's your homie's name again? Carlos and? I just own. Mani. Mani. So this is what you do. You text Mani on the side and be like, like this is your situation, Anthony.

Hey, Mani, Carlos don't be pitching in, bro. Do you think you can help me out? And then hit Carlos on the side. Hey, full, manny just, he never pitches in, bro, and he's hurting. And there, you seem to be like, bro, I got you because, yeah, I know about Manie, man. And you see how he looks at your girl? Like, it's just some stuff. But they'll have your back.

And then boom. They all bring everything. They all bring everything. Here you are. Hey, Anthony, you watch You watch better. What? Instead, you call them and you say, hey, Irvin's bringing this,

Mani's bringing that, and you kind of leave it on them. Ooh, I like it. Guil. Yeah. Hey, Mani's bringing this, Irving said, and then they didn't. They didn't say that they're doing that. But then you get Carlos to bring something, and I like this. I like the way you think.

And then you tell them the same thing. I like it. I like it. Hey, Anthony, you watch the Angels games at your house on. I literally live right across, like, He does sound like an angel's fan. He does sound like an angel's fan. That's great.

It's because you call it. My buddies, my buddy's many. Not as Carlos. What is it? My fret bros. My fret bros. You guys have cake dance. I like beer.

I got all the IPAs. All right. It's the thing out there. We got more calls on the line. Irene, who are we going to? Oh my God. We have Andrew from Pekoyama online. Let's go.

Great one, Nate. Pecoyman House. A, the Valley has great. Kick-It houses. facts i feel like we got the best kick at houses right right all right good morning papasito how are you good morning how are you guys amazing talk to us what would you tell carlos well all first i'm gonna say like love the podcast and love listening guys every morning and stuff yeah yeah well heart to you and uh thank you for the manguia mungia tickets yeah yeah let's go

That was a great fight. It was my first time boxing took my girl. We loved it. It was crazy. Oh, that's so awesome. What's her name? Jackie. Shout out Jackie, man.

I like that. I love when couples go to a boxing fight. I just, I love it because if you fight during the boxing match, there's two fights going on. Yeah, to fight and a fight. Call it fight night for real. All right? No, I'm sure you guys had a great time. That fight was great too.

Mungia had me on the edge of my seat the whole time. I was tripping out because it's like, fool, you need to be knocking this well. and he wasn't, he was crazy. But talk to me, Papacito. What would you tell Carlos, who's the house that everybody comes through to? And he wants his homies to start pitching in. Honestly, just how I'm like, it's a pot look, so everybody got to bring something. Potluck, you know what's going to end up happening?

They're going to bring weed. No, they're going to bring weed. Yeah. I know fools. Sad or they'll be like, oh, bring my empty stomach. Oh. Yeah, I heard that. Exactly.

Yeah, it's like, for no. Everyone's going to bring chips. And you're going to be only chips at the party. Chips and vibes. Yeah. Oh, I love it. I just feel like potluck is not a word that you tell your, like girls can say, hey girls, we're going to do you a potluck.

Yeah, because you guys can get into details. Baby cute. What are you bringing? Oh, I'm bringing this. That potluck cool. Yeah. You guys, okay, well, I think we gave a lot of good advice. We have Frank from Wilmington on Instagram.

He said, your girl probably hates your friends. Have her tell them. For real. That's real. Because if you have a girl, And you keep entertaining your friends and you keep paying for everything, I guarantee you she's upset. Oh, yeah, I guarantee.

Yeah. Hey, my girl. Hey, my girl's tripping. No, but I bet you even she will be down to be like, hey, you guys got to start pitching in. Come on. Facts. Yeah. Carlos can't be doing everything.

Yeah. He don't even be paying for my nails. He got to go to the bathroom. Yeah. She got to do it when he's gone. Yeah. Ooh, have him step out. So then when they come up.

And he was like, hey, what happened, bro? Are you a girl? Yeah. Oh, I'll be back. I'm going to talk to her. Oh, yeah. They'd be like, high fiver. Good job, baby.

We did it, babe. We did it, babe. All right. Hey, I feel like we have officially helped the homie. Yeah, we did. Yeah, we did. It's official. You've been helped.

Speaking of the homie help line, man, it's getting people in their feelings that I didn't know. We had, this is like some untapped trauma we just hit. Facts. When you are the house that everybody comes to, you're the one that fills everybody's cup, but who's going to fill your cup, essentially, okay? This is theological, philosophical with it, all right? It's the house that everybody comes to to have a good time.

Our guy Carlos, that's him. Any games, any boxing matches, celebrations. They come through to his crib, but no one pitches in on the food or the drinks because they just expect him to kind of have it already. He also doesn't want to seem like he's cheap. He doesn't want to seem like he's putting his homies on blast by asking them straight out, help with the food, help with the drinks. So he's asking, how can he do it?

Like, have them kind of bring it up themselves, right? shout out to our girl Sienna on Instagram. Sienna underscore Renee. She's like, dude, you got to do it like this. She sent me a TikTok of a dude right now. I'm basically in a re-in-night where he's like, man, I have, I spent too much money for my Father's Day give, but I'm the Father's Day barbecue. Let me make sure. Let me get it.

So he's calling you to tell me. He's calling his deal. Like, hey, Tio, yeah, he's on the phone with him. Et Tio, come over. We're going to do the Father's Day party. Oh, man. And while he's on the phone, it's like he's looking through stuff. He's like, yeah, I got everything.

Oh, man. I forgot the fuck. He does. Tio. Oh, oh, you got it? All right, cool,

cool, Tio, yeah, just bring that. And if you can do a six-pack, that's six-pack you like, all right, right,

right, right, right, let me call my mom. Hey, mom, just bring my dad. I got everything. I got it. Oh my gosh,

the sausages. Mom, yeah, mom. Yeah, the sausages, you don't like, can you bring it? Yeah,

okay, okay, but I got everything. And literally do that to everybody and let them bring everything. Little by little crazy and that's genius. That's a life cheat code.

That's a life chee-oh. So if I ever do that to you guys for the kids' birthday parties, because they get expensive. I got you. I bet. I need padrinos of everything. Someone else said just make a flyer, B-Y-O-B-Y-O-F.

This is a regular barbecue. This is not a party-cruly-f. Friday night type of vibes. B-Y-O-F is going to be a problem. Because if someone shows up with food you wanted and you don't have, like, that looks better than yours. You can be like, dang, I should have that. Oh, dream your own food.

That would be like for yours only. Yeah, yourself. Your little baggie. Yeah, all right. All right. And then our girl, Sittlali, she's just judging everybody on Instagram. Honestly, it should be in a person's morals to always pitch in. Dang.

If they don't pitch in, don't let them be a friend anymore. I invite you over there. I know. Irene said the same thing. I did. That's something that my dad has always taught us, like, unless it's like a birthday party, obviously, because you should bring a gift, right? But, like, if you're going over to a barbecue or, like, going over to eat,

you should always like call and ask like do you need anything and if they say no because people are just always going to say no you should always bring something to be honest and what's funny is all the girls like on our instigrams they are with you like Stephanie like i said sithlali they're all on it what's saying get new friends these kids literally stephanie said your friends are dirt bags period and you know what it is it's once you tell your girl how your friends are they start hating your friends like That's your friend that you always let money to that never pays you back. That's your friend that, like, I remember all the dirt you've done to my man because you're not going to remember it because you're literally their friend.

One of my really good friends, I had told him, like, A, well, you need new friends or you need to have me invite them so I could tell them like, hey, like the homie's doing this, bring ice, you need to bring beer, no, no, no, and they stop coming around. But they all, he's also, he also, because he was just like that person, like, you know. You ruined his life. You ruined his life. No, he has me. He's lonely now.

Yes, baby girl. All he needs is her. You're out of his life. No. I'm saying, I'm saying his life. Jose. It would be good. Stop taking out your anger towards women on Irene, Jose, okay?

He's been happening in all morning. Just because the girl got mad at you for sending us period packages. Doesn't mean you need to get your period on us, all right? I need to take it out on somebody. Period, poo. On your girl, fool. Not us. But we're extending homie help line because a lot of homies have been hurt.

by other homies that don't pitch in. Like our guy Gustavo who says every summer my homies always call me to say, what am I going to cook Fridays? It's from carnas salad to tacos or smoking tri-tip. Most of them don't want to bring stuff. They get mad when I tell them bring beer. And they tell me I already have some.

That's crazy. That's crazy. First like, hey, can you bring beer? Hey, you already have some. Wow. Charlie. No, Lido? I can see that happening.

Yes. Because like we troll some of my friends sometimes. Because I actually used to be the host Because I had the apartment Like my apartment And everyone used to come And sometimes they didn't bring things And I'd be like

Yo man, bring some real You have some right there for a lot You always have some Like damn, bro, I do I do So in the halftime We're forced to go get more things Are we gonna-

Kick her out It's Friday I was on Instagram Hey Who cares I was trying to kick you out That was crazy. I know I never thought she would actually get kicked up.

You know what was crazy is that for the first time sci-fi didn't mess up and he hit the button on time. Oh, that's crazy. Don't do it. And sci-fi say, ah, no, you're out of it. Yeah, sci-fi's been waiting when you kick me up. Oh, man. I need this sweat-up button for barbecues.

They don't come with nothing. Like, what did you bring? Nothing. Flera. True. Make it a thing. Making a thing. Yeah.

Shame them. Shame them. Love it. Shame always works. There's more people calling you, right? E. Deney? No.

No. No. Oh, well, we hung up on them. Yeah. We extended this topic because you said the lines are blowing up.

I had said I was going to let everybody go. Oh, wow. She just wants you to have no friend. No. It's because they didn't bring me the thing. Don't worry. We have you. We have you.

Exactly. Exactly. I have a guy. It's worth a lot, Jose. And you know it. Okay. Because I make your videos like really good. Okay, coming back after this fight, I mean, after this song.

We're talking about the homies that come over your crib because you host it because you're the nice one. You got the good beer. You got the good food. They never pitching on anything. Got the grill. That's what our dude Carlos is going through. It's summertime. It's like there's a bunch of these types of situations that are about to happen.

We're bringing up a lot of friendship right now. And someone called to Vent about their situation. Yeah, we have Victor from Gardena Online too. Victor, good morning, puppy. Good morning. How you doing? Great. But Victor, I hear your friends are not so great.

No, they're not. What happened? What happened, Vic? Well, I invited one of my friends over to bring, you know, if he could bring some meat. He brought over, you know, a pound of meat from himself. One pound for himself. Crazy. It happens.

You get a few of your friends like that. Some of them are bring stuff. Some won't. Yeah. Talk to me about this friend. What's his name, Victor? His name is Mike. Mike.

Mike, Mike, you, Mike the one-pounder, bro. Yeah, Mike's that been a cold. Yeah, that's crazy. He brought his own beer, too. He brought his own beer is crazy. Brought a tall can for himself only. I know people have done that. All right, Victor, talk to me.

Are you usually the house that people go to? Yes, it is. All right. I have to set up. They come out. We barbecue. Other people bring stuff, you know, potato salad or beans and rice. But, you know, I'm by the meat.

meat and stuff. But not Mike. You told Mike one time, A, help out with some meat. And he's like, cool, cool, I got you. And he brought only for himself. Yeah, but you know,

I figure you got a couple of friends that are out there like that. Yeah. But I bet you, you know what, Victor? I bet you Mike is a good time. Yeah, he always does. It's like they make up for it. They make up for it with their attitude,

with their vibe, with their energy. Like, yes, I'll only bring a pound of meat. But, A, I'm the price. I hope he cooks is on meat. I can imagine him be like, yo, cook this? Imagine? A little bag?

Yes. From the Viata, please cook this for me? No, that's crazy. I don't like that. Simp or Pimp. It's Friday, so instead. I don't know what you heard about me, but I'm a motherfucking S-I-M-P. Simp of the week.

Sci-fi, the quicker, picker, upper, sci-fi. If it's a mess up on Power 106, it's sci-fi. I love it. It's Friday and we have Simp of the Week. Okay, yeah. We've had a week full of sims. We've had a week full of sims.

Man. So Monday, we had DDG who, on his song, Famous, wrapped about being scared that his girl is going to cheat on him. Yeah, his girl is a little mermaid, Hallie Bailey. And here's the clip. Yeah. It's the kid that I be thinking you really be fucking. I'm gonna enjoy the movies way, but on the internet I'd just be cooling it, but in my head I'm really losing it.

Same. What a loser. So this, like, he won on Monday is crazy. Yeah. Because he, he was our Monday, uh, Pimp or Simp, right? Simp nominee. Yes. And we've had different nominees since then, okay?

Even Angie was a nominee for having a cute little date at the OCB. Oh, okay. Yeah. We saw a, yeah. And, you know what? shooting star they held hands because angie is like known infamous to be like they what they call you the mean queen yeah and like oh you don't let a guy kill some of that yeah walk behind me like go win me stuff go buy me things but the guys like it her man likes it oh yeah but got me a little hill of kitty

he won me a prize shooting stars saw a smoky robinson yeah that's very simple of you are you are you sure it's dddg and not angie i don't even want to read this list anymore are you sure it's CDG and not Angie. Honestly, I think I'm going to scrap this lid. Wow. Because you are super simping right now. It was a perfect little date and I liked it. Is that a perfect date?

I've never heard that word come out of your mouth. Oh, who am I? She said I was holding hands and we saw that she did start. And it was so cute. That's like me activities. It is very letti. That's like things I like and you're like, oh, letty. Life is not a fairy tale, honey.

And I left it. You love it. You know what? I feel like Angie's the list. We're scrapping this list. But it was DDG Monday. Monday. Tuesday we had the homie for the homie help line.

That was simping over his girl. Yeah. Why was he simping over his girl? Do you guys have a great memory? Amazing memory. It is amazing. I love that you guys do radio. I love it.

Who do you remember? Are you scrapping the list because you don't remember? No, I don't remember. Future was on Wednesday. Or saying F Russell. Even though. It's been years. And he had a trillion baby's mom,

10 to move on. And then yesterday we had the girl who put up the billboard that said unblock me. Unblock me, please, man. Oh, yeah. To her ex, boo. But I think Angie. Angie surpassed all of them. Why?

You guys sound like haters. You surpassed all of them by liking a date. That's so crazy to me. And hitting the Momo after. I didn't. Not of your characters. You know what? No, unlike Vick, I came to work the next day after my date.

So whatever you guys. But you still hit the mom all. I did not. You went back home? Yeah, I went back home. Okay. You didn't let this shoot the club up? Of course not.

Because that was what he wished for on that shooting star. I think it was some backseat bugging. Nope. None of that. No, no, no. I feel like Simple of the Week should go to your original Simper the Week because Angie has more weeks to win. Yes. So the Simple the Week winner has got to be DDG.

Play that clip on. more time. A lot of Little Mermaid, Haley's parents, fans, they're really upset at DG for this line. Because he essentially says, like, I'm insecure, you do all these movies. These movies, you're kissing your co-star, and I'd be acting cool on Twitter, but it really gets to me. Because what it seems like is like, dang, now she's going to, you're going to, you're going to putting your girl in a weird position.

Applying pressure. Like this is her career. Yeah. Like Little Mermaid is the top of the top. That's a great role. And you're kind of making her second guess. Her legit, probably one of her biggest successes,

if not the biggest success in her career thus far. Yes. Now every time they have a kissing scene or even if like the male co-star is attractive, she's not going to take the role? Yeah. And if she does take the role, everybody now the fanship is going to be,

oh my God, is he mad? Trolling both of them. Yeah. Man, D.G. You should just stand full. I hope she does cheat on him now. Oh, my God. He put it out in the air.

He did, yeah. He's putting out that energy. Thoughts become things? Yeah. Yeah. But also, somebody else said that he acts like that because maybe he's doing it. Because he always accused one is you really guys doing it. Come on, folks.

We're up on your game. We read 40, 50 laws of power, the one that 50 son did. And he's a rapper. Like, come on. Still. No, we're not going to do that. We're not going to do that. We're not going to say.

All the rubber. No, no, okay. Okay, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to put it on rubber. He's a guy. That teaches everything. Sorry, I was trying to be nice. City girls up.

All right, DDG, Simp. Simps. Simps. Simps. Simps. Simps. You said a little simp. It's Power 106 brown bag mornings.

Happy Friday, good morning. Yes, Barbie is out today, you guys. If you're wearing your Barbie pink, shout out to you. Yes, I am too. You are. I don't even like pink, dog. Barbie made me like pink

I'm a purple girl You are a purple girl Yeah No but pink looks good It's a whole thing You're either pink or purple girl And sometimes when you're a sister Like there's always one sister

That's a purple sister And one sister that's a pink sister It's real look it up on TikTok There's conspiracy Yeah My youngest sister, she's a purple girl It's usually the youngest is purple Because the oldest takes pink

Yeah You guys is the whole thing Oh is that why you like purple then? I think so all this time I thought I like purple because it's my favorite color. Turns out I like purple because I'm genetically made to like purple since I am the little one. Wow.

Crazy. So I'm taking my power back. I'm taking my pink power. I'm wearing pink, damn it. All right? Yeah, shout to everybody else that's going through it too. If you get it, you get it. If you know, you know, all my little sisters out there.

Angie, you're a middle child. I am. You don't even get a favorite color. No. No, I was thinking of the Power Rangers because everybody, all of my sisters would choose one and I would just be stuck with the yellow one. Yeah. So then I forced myself to like the yellow. I'm like, I guess it's cool.

You know, it spins out. Yeah. Stens out, you know, sun is yellow sunflowers. It's happy. You're optimistic. Yeah, but I always wanted to be the pink ranger, like the pink. But my other sister took it. I'm like, I guess.

I guess. And then there was no purple ranger. Yeah, no. You couldn't choose from that. You couldn't choose Barney. I couldn't, no. All right. Well, that's your girl to be.

It's crazy. That sucks. Forced to be yellow? Yeah. Well, it's like, the guys you choose the red no the green one is probably like the coolest one but before the green one existed yeah wasn't it just just red yeah yeah but i always like the white ranger that was my boy why because you'll never be white that was the closest he can get too

gladly i will never be white shut up no one gladly doesn't want to be whiteful if you have the chance of privilege you would choose privileged for that means that you have no you wouldn't tell god hey you be this white dude that gets everything. Sorry white dudes that don't get everything, but you do in our eyes. Or. You do. Be you.

Yeah, Vic got the day off because he's white. That hurts. Vic got the day off because his tummy hurt because he's a white man. Poor little V. There we go. That's true. I was here sick. I rest my case.

You were here with bubble guds, bro. Eating bad saviche. All right. Damn. Sit down. Brown. I'm going to talk to the bosses. Get out of here.

All right. I don't know where this is. Oh, wait, Barbie's out in theaters. So is Oppenheimer or Oppenheimer. Oppenheimer. Yeah, which one you're watching? What are they doing? What are they calling it?

Barbenheimer. Barbenheimer. Because it's supposed to be the biggest box office week, weekend of the year. It better be. And Oppenheimer. With the way they're marketing. Both of them.

I think Oppenheimer's marketing is that Barbie has a lot of marketing. And it's like, and also there's this movie that drops. I think so too. Like they're just piggybacking. Off it. Yeah, kind of. But also. They're the dude version.

This is the perfect. This is a perfect time to like go to the movies with your girl, but without her at the same time. You can watch Oppenheimer, the atomic bomb, and she can watch Barbie. Send her off? So it's the perfect time to break up a relationship. Or the perfect time to have your sidepiece walk up and a house. I hope they make the times similar times. But one movie is three hours long.

I don't think. Which one three hours? Oppenheimer's three hours long. Yeah, the Barbie movie is not three hours long. Well, yeah. The brain cells. So you get it. I did see a clip.

And it was pretty funny because Barbie floats from the top floor of her house down. And it's like a remaking because kids never use the stairs. Kids just bring the Barbie down. So they did it to walk. In the movie? Yes. Oh my God. I'm watching it.

Barbie doesn't use the stairs because in the movie, Barbie doesn't use the stairs. In real life. Kids don't use a stair. Are you lying or not? I swear to go. Are you lying or not? I swear. Wow.

But you lie. I don't lie. I don't lie. I swear. I swear, I'm a Mary. No, no. No. No.

That right there is the best marketing I've seen for freaking Barbie. Forget the Malibu House. Forget everything pink. Forget whatever they're doing at the stores. You saying that she flies down or like she floats down? Yes. I need to watch it. I want to see that part.

I want to go. And even her feet. Her feet stay like in the adults. Shut up, bring up. She also doesn't have nipples. Shut up. So she moves like Barbie, like a real Barbie. I don't know.

She moves like. You guys, Jose talked. What do you think? She also doesn't have nipples. You're so dumb. No book crack. Okay, that's enough. That's enough.

It's eight. She can't poop. It's about to be eight 40 fools. You can't talk like that on the radio. But yeah, now I don't watch it. I wonder if she squeaks. Like, you know how like you would always squeak the, oh, yeah. Like the Barbie?

Oh, yeah. You know, when they move the hand, yeah. Come down, fools. Not be, don't be nasty. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Either that or go watch Auburnheimer. Which is about.

The atomic bomb. The atomic bomb. Yeah. But I'm telling you, this is probably, this is on purpose, right? Or watch both. Because the way they're setting it up, they gave it a couple name. What was it? Yeah, Barbin-Hat.

Barbin-Hen. Have you ever went to, I don't know, what movie came out when Titanic came out? It wouldn't be Armageddon. Would it? That was a great movie. But that was an incredible movie. But have you ever went into one movie when you only paid for, wait, you went into two movies when you only paid for one? It happened, okay?

No Pasa nothing. what is it called past the statute of limitation they can't arrest you for it now back in the day it was a plan it was like all right

we're gonna we look at the time yeah we look at the time and we go here and if we missed the commercials for this one it's fine because they just get to it

you know the commercials the trailers but there was a the trailers there was a movie me and my friend snuckin and we got caught

which one I don't remember I think it was South Park I don't remember but the guy came over and he's like can I see your tickets and we're all just look at each other like damn they got us

and they literally walked us to the corner of the block yeah yeah because we all took the bus and we're all like in high school they escorted us to the corner and he watched us cross the street it was hilarious that I think about it and he was so happy to have done that to have kicked you out

I remember what movie I snuck into I don't remember what movie I snuck in from but I snuck and don't judge me because this is just not a cool even movie to sneak into i wish it was something cool i wish it was like oh yeah i snuck into armigand or i snuck into armingdon or i snuck into aunt condo or something i'm not that old but i snuck into stepmom wait that's a great movie oh it's a great movie but it's not a sneak into movie i don't know it made me cry a lot me too yeah i'm sure yeah stepmom is a very cry movie but you just don't

sneak into i feel like you sneak into the rated r ones you sneak into the ones like the that you're not supposed to see because you're 12 Yes. All right. I'm the only one that's being honest. No, because I grew up with two girl cousins and they loved stepmom. So stepmom is like, I love that movie. Yeah.

I remember I snuck into a movie. Wait, we're talking about stepmom in the movie in theaters, right? Not the category. Yes. Right? I want to make sure because you said you love the movie and I was like, wait, which one? Julia Roberts. Okay.

I snuck into a movie and I dropped my wallet. and the reason I got caught was because I went back and they were like, oh, yeah. You went back to the first movie. Yeah, they were like, oh, it was at the theater you tried to sneak into. Oh, my gosh. It was at the second movie. Oh, my God. Now pay up.

Yeah. Yeah. I feel like everyone did that. Like, until they finally started assigning seeds and they ruined it for everyone. Well, that was COVID. COVID did that. Was it? No.

Yeah. It's just rich. Really? Yeah. Oh, okay. People got it first. Dang it. Yeah.

Yeah. California got her first. first I feel like in Oregon they you just pick a seat in Oregon there's nothing there's three nothing but my family yeah stop making out with your cousins by the way stop hanging out with my cousin yeah I said that all right here's 5106 it said making out full that's Vic no it's Oregon 5106 all right it's Friday it's summertime so you know we have to hit you with that new music, okay? New music dropped just last night.

Travis got Abel as he wants to go by now. Not the weekend. Formally known as the weekend. Abel and Bad Bunny Baby. Bad Bunny, baby. I remember we heard like a little snippet of this. I remember of like club audio that Travis had previewed or whatever. And I would just like to say if you like this song,

send your thank yous to the generous sisters, please. Okay. To Kylie for being with Travis and Kendall for being. with bad bunny and saying, now kiss. No, I don't know. I'm saying, now collab. Now collab on a song. So where does Abel come in?

The homie. Yeah. He's just like, yeah. It was the homie. He pulled up. Yeah. Oh, you're here. Cool.

But I don't know if this collab would happen had these sisters not been like, hey, you know what? Benito would sound great. With Treve. You just talk to your man. Benito and Trave. No, we're not talking about Barger. Not Barky.

We're talking about Trave. My Trave. Trave would be great. Yeah, Bible. Bible. Yeah. And then boom, now we have this song. It's called K-pop right here.

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