Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep.26 (08/01/23)

Episode Date: August 1, 2023

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This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Because it's every day at this very same time, sci-fi. That's right. Sci-fi, the quicker ever above. Sci-fi. Start early.

Go on. Yesterday you had like an error-free day? A perfect game? Perfect game, yeah. I didn't know that was Paul the Dodgers. All right. I got to talk to you guys about your IDs. Have you lost them ever?

No, never. You've never lost your ID? No. Shut up! That's like the one thing I know always, always carry with you, Angelica, your ID. Identification. Identification. Hold on.

No one in this room has lost their ID. We're all responsible human beings. Oh, you know what? Yes, once, but not my driver's license. My ID I did. I had gas lamp because I was super drunk. Ah, okay, okay. Oh, yeah, no.

Inibriation. No, Inni Brio. Angie gave her ID to a guy instead of, like, she thought it was a business card. Yeah, and I was so drunk. And I was out there networking. Ask you for a stalker. I know, what the hell. Meet me here.

But I did. You're right. I did lose my ID. Okay. Good. Yeah, I've lost my idea. I've lost it so many times. Wow.

ID driver's license. I know how to do the renewals, the duplicate, the copy, all of that. Well, I say that to say that the DMV is now currently testing a mobile app that's going to allow us Californians to upload our driver's license and IDs to our phones. It's called MDL. That should have been did that. Mobile driver's license. They do that in other states. Yeah, they do do that in other states.

But now we hear they actually have a pilot program and I'm like, dang, how does someone get into the pilot program? True. They already have people like 200 people on this pilot program. So I literally was like, how do I do this? And I'm right now on DMV.ca.gov. And you can actually enroll to be part of like the beta that gets to test it out. Oh, wow. Which is super cool.

It's going to allow you to speed through TSA pre-check at LAX and SFO currently. That's San Francisco, right? Yeah. San Francisco. What's the O? Just like there's no X at the end of. San Francisco. Really?

There's no X. at the end of like Los Angeles International Airports. Oh, wow. Don't tell me I just blew everybody's mind with that. Oh God. What is it for though? Like exit? No, it's just like most airports need three letters.

That's just they didn't have one, so they just threw X in there. That's cool. SFO too. It's to identify different from the cities, right? Exactly. There's probably a reason. There has to be a reason. I just said it.

Found a reason. Someone didn't just pick a letter. I can ask my cousin if you want the air traffic controller. Wow. After I ask him about Indians. Please ask him what the X means in LAX and I would like to know. Someone's like, it means stupid. Yeah, they're yelling at us on the other side.

Okay, but I say all of this to say the enrollment is really cool. You can do that. You can be part of the beta. I'm wondering how well this would work. I know that I never lose my phone, but I always use my ID. But you can clearly in a room full of very responsible citizens. Very responsible until I'm drunk. Yeah.

There's also like a feature on it that's going to, and I thought it was really funny, that is like an age verification. Really? Like if a girl or a guy, because guys do it too, lie about their age, you could just be like, hey, let me see your Apple Water real quick. Oh, you really this age, yeah, yeah. Oh, so no more fake IDs. That's another way I lost my ID.

I give it to my cousin to use my ID. I know. I just remember. Okay, that's what worries me about this app now because, If I have it in my phone, that means I could lend out the physical to somebody that's not of age. Yeah, exactly. Why do you guys think so bad? I'm thinking like, wow, this is amazing.

Because it's real life. This is live. And the pilot program has shut down. The pilot will no longer be. Move to season one. All right. Well, there's that. You guys, protect your data.

Night your identities. Dang, you would really give your cousin your idea. Oh, my God. And it was so dumb. in downtown. Which cousin looks like you? Cori. She does not look like me, Latte.

And it was so dumb because I went first and then right after me. You pass it to her? Yeah. Passed ID. Yeah, it was a different idea. I had my license and I had my ID. Same name. Same name right behind me and that's what we got caught.

Oh my God. Had to be a trumper. I had a fake ID and the guy had gauges and I've never pierced my ears in my life. And he's been like, oh, come on then. And it was just because we had the same skin tongue. Yeah, because it always worked. I'm like, this is master. IDs were like a golden goose before you turn 21.

I remember my friend. Where does he want to get these? We found, no, we found a real ID on the floor one time. Wow. Of my homie was Mexican, but it was like an Asian woman. But they looked alike somehow. Shut up. And he started using the ID.

And it worked. And he was hurt. Yes. Wow. And anytime they would ask him, he would just be like, Don't ask me about that. Like, that was a long time ago. Like, it was just so funny.

It worked. What? But he'd be dressed as a dude. Yeah. I'm telling me, they look just the like. Shout to Santiago. They looked just a like. And what's his Asian name?

Don't say it. I don't know what it was. Ambrosia with Angie, my best friend in the world. Stop trying to take her from me. No one's going to take me away from you. Okay. Only God. That's what I'm talking to.

Oh. He's not Aleti. Me and you forever, girl. He's trying. I heard. I heard that's his first. order a business as soon as he traps you. Get rid of you?

Can't go outside. Just like that? Just like that. Not even. And then you need to be trapped, so you're going to be like, sorry, letty. Sorry, Latte. I live too far.

Yeah. Oh, wow. All right. Go with your other story. All right, you guys. So, Ms. Cardi B has been trending all weekend. I don't know if you guys saw. I'm pretty sure you guys saw.

She was like throwing the mic at fans. Yeah. At a stage. And then she was trending the night before on Friday because she threw the mic again to a DJ when the DJ cut her music short, right? So she's been trending. She's definitely a Latino mom for sure. Oh, that's a chancla right there.

Great aim. She's high for football season. But now she's trending. Thank you to Offset. Her man, you guys. Offsette finally fessed up and opened up about him cheating on Cardi when they first got married. Do you guys remember they had like a really bumpy start right off the bed. They got married and then all these cheating scandals started, right?

Yep. And so just last month, he even accused Cardi of cheating. I remember that. And so he goes on into an interview and he talks about that. And he's like, you know what? That was just me drunk. That was the tequila talking, you guys. That never happened.

Cardi's never cheated on me. And so in that same interview, they ask him like, hey, do you think you can cheat and still be in love? And he's like, yes, sir. Yes, ma'am, from experience. He's like, I, you know what? When I did it, I did it because I was young. I was making so much money. And most definitely it was because of miscommunication, you guys.

He's blaming it, the cheating on miscommunication. Listen. Like, when I did do that, like, I was in a different space. I was young. I had just got married. I'm getting a lot of money. I was on lean. I was making bad decisions.

Really, it was communication. Our communication was good, but it wasn't like, sometimes you feel like you'll bump heads when you're not communicating. Miscommunication. So then you bump someone's... Yeah, I know. This is exactly what you. I thought I'm like, fool, how is this making sense?

Like, you're cheating because of miscommunication? Miscommunication? Maybe we just heard it wrong. Angie, hold on. Let me hear it again. Maybe you just. Like, when I did do that, like, I was in a different space. I was young.

I had just got married. I'm getting a lot of money. I was on lean. I was making bad decisions. Really was communication. Our communication was good, but it wasn't like, sometimes you feel like you'll bump heads when you're not communicating. Yeah.

Yeah, see. Maybe he miscommunicated the vows. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. He didn't miss. Yeah. Maybe it was through text messages because you mean communication.

I don't know. Yeah. Like maybe, you know. Yeah. Miscommunication. That's a very odd reason to. I've never heard of that. It just sounds like there was a lot of reasons.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. He said he was on lean. I was young. Yeah. All of that. I think he choked. He should have just chalked it up to just plain old immaturity.

Boom. That was immature. Yeah. I was immature. I just started getting money. Yeah. And everything was coming at me. Yeah, boom.

Exactly. Okay, offsets PR. I feel like he threw like seven reasons and was like one of these will work. Yes, exactly. Was the lean or I was younger, was the money or because guess what? Brokees cheat too, dog. Yeah. It's not money.

It's not fame. Yeah. I know people that don't have zero friends, but we'll cheat. Damn. So that's. He was doing his best though. Yeah. He was like one of these will work.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. But his main thing was the miscommunications. He's like, we lack communication skills, me and Cardi. But it was just the miscommunication. And I'm like, that's like the dumbest reason you can give anyone to cheat. Yeah. Maybe he thought she said you can.

And then she was like, no, I didn't say you can. I said, don't ever cheat. He's like, what was that, man? Cheat sometimes when I'm on the road? Miscommunication. Miscommunication. Discommunication. Dan, that's crazy.

I know. I know you guys. But have you guys, like, if you guys have ever gone and cheated, Have you guys heard like something crazy like that? Like a weak excuse? Yeah, like what they blamed it. Not that you gave, but that was given to you. That was given to me.

For having cheated on you. Or something valid, you know? Yeah, they were like, oh, like, you know, that's my baby's daddy, you know? Like, whoa. It's like, we already have a family, you know? Like, I was like, whoa, what do you mean? That's crazy. They cheat on you with your baby daddy?

Yeah. It's like, it's common. I'm sure that happens all the time. Yeah, it's common. Yeah, it's common. Really? Yes. You guys have learned so much.

What were he? I feel like Angie's like, she's just known. And this is why she needs to drop Prius Bobby because. And live life a little? Live life. Live life. You have experience. Is this crazy?

That's like a win for him. He's grabbing you before you can experience any other person. So you think like he's the man. Yeah, yeah. All right. All right. I'm like, it's a good advice. Brat to your bari local Southern California Toyota dealers.

I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm Power 106. Okay. What was the reason? What was the reason? I wonder if she asked him like that. Roll. What is he singing?

Who was think? Who was thank? Oh, really? Go ahead. Can you talk? No. Please. Go ahead.

Okay. What was the reason you were told someone cheated on you? What was that reason? I know we have that card if you drop. Yeah, we have to. We have to. to have. Classic Cardi.

What was the reason you were told you got cheated on by the person that cheated on you? Because, you know, it's about, like, you did it wrong. It was, you did it wrong. It's my fault, huh? It's not their fault, never their fault. Mangal Street was like, yeah, it's because you never show me affection and you, and she was there. And I was like, whoa.

You of all people not showing affection? To his credit, I didn't show him affection. Wow. I was very, like, get away from me, lose it. You were very us by us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was like that towards him. Wow, and then he changed. And then, no, it was specifically to him.

Oh. Because you know he didn't deserve it. Yeah, it was just, you put me through so much. I don't want to touch you. I don't want to hug you. Like, you stink. Like, it was like that. And so then he went and he found someone that loves his stink.

Oh. And then when I caught him, he was just like, yeah, you just never showed me affection. And she was there. She was a drive away. You know what? Oh, my God. I feel like. That was the same excuse my sister's baby daddy gave one.

Yeah. You were not there for me. Yeah. Wow. There's no. It's crazy because I could be there for you and you know what his excuse me to be? Yeah, you're just smothering me. You're smothering me.

You can't win. You wouldn't leave you alone. If they don't like you, they just don't freaking like you. Yeah. Yeah. They say that. Dumb excuse. There's so many like excuses, but none of them are new.

None of them are new. It's like my grandma. That's class. Oh, my grandma died. That's, yeah. I have mommy issues. It's because my dad never loved me. It's a bunch of love.

I don't know how to show love. And I've never been cheated. There's a line from Kailen that says, I come from broken love, so broken love is my influence. Yeah, that's a good one. Oh, God. Blame your parents. No, it's you, fool.

You know what I like? I don't know. I don't know. I'm sick in the head. I'm sick in the head. What? I'm fighting my demons. Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're right. Fighting demons. It's great. I didn't know that your weapon is that, your little guy to fight these demons down there and they're in

her cave crazy anyway Irene who do we have in the line we have we have Cat

from Mid City online well hey cat good morning good morning good morning good morning cat

without being X-rated cats because I heard about your little story a little bit what did

your partner tell you was the reason he cheated okay well he said um

that he went out to basically he went back home for the summer that there's his family and I just felt like a hunch like he he just cheated on me or whatever I was I kind of like made him telling himself because I lied and said that girl that you're messing with a message me on Twitter she's me he was like what and nobody DM me I was just lying yeah fishing is what they call it and I was in shock when he admitted I was like wait what oh wow it was nothing it was nothing that serious I was like wait, what do you mean? Yeah.

He's like, you're just not good at it. You don't like to do it. Oh, my gosh. I thought that I wasn't good at it. I didn't like doing it. On you. He took it as a, oh, it doesn't count. Wow.

It doesn't count. He, like, literally gaslighted me so hard, and I was like, oh, okay. Did you get back? Did you stay with him? I did for a little bit longer, and I was like, hey, this is, I'm so right. And after talking to a few more of my friends. I was like, dude, that's totally cheating.

Right. Yeah. He blocked her right after. He blocked her right after. Yeah, because he wasn't, no, but he wasn't trying to. Well, yeah, you got the PNC going. Yeah. That's no problem.

Did you try to learn after how to be better? Because you know it's your fault. Yeah, my boyfriend now is like, really happy. See, look at that. She went out and practice and, you know, like, believe to achieve. And look at that. See, Cat. Teamwork makes a dream work.

Yeah. He did this for you. I'm kidding I'm not gonna gaslight you Cat, that's really messed up I'm sure you were great at mouth hugging I'm sure you were the best He was just undisciplined

I just wasn't into him yeah That part yeah That matters All right Thank you so much Kat for that What was the reason that You got cheated on? At least the reason they told you

Hey that was pretty good I'm not gonna lie Like she fell for it It's crazy because the reason Like it's always, well, you haven't done this and you haven't done that and you're not good at this and you're not. You like this.

It's not like, hey, it's me. Of course, no. You can't reveal that. Girls cheat too though. So guys, you can hit us up too. What was the reason she told you she cheated on you, okay? Once she was caught up, why did she do it? According to her, okay?

Hit us up. Women don't cheat. Really? No, women don't cheat. There's no man. There's no man that has called in to tell us why a woman has cheated on him. We just played a scissza song. I'll say it was going to call in, but someone threw a mic at him.

Oh. Who was it? No, we're not going to say Cardi cheated on him. He literally said that was a tequila. That never happened. So thank you so much Los Angeles. Thank you for proving that. Women don't cheat at all.

Boom, Shagalaka. Maybe all the men are so depressed. No, maybe all the men are so. From getting cheated on that they haven't woken up yet. Maybe they'll wake up on 7. Oh, gosh. No, maybe the men are driving from their girlfriend's house to their, to their house house right now. To their wife.

Hold on. Hold on. Let me get there first. Yeah, let me drive in peace. It's looking like that movie hustlers. When, when, like, that whole thing happened where, like, they were getting scammed by strippers men were less likely to report it to the cops. One, because they have families. Yeah.

Two, because they didn't, like, the embarrassment of saying, like, this girl's. stole for me. She gotcha. That's what's going on right now. It's called Pride and Eagle. Yeah. Damn. That's how you get them, ladies.

Good morning. I love you. You matter. And if you need to talk to anybody, hit up giggles Irene on Instagram. That's right. And then hug her really tight. Yeah, what's up, y'all?

If you see her in person, hug her really tight. Don't do that. Yeah. She showed me this study about how owes relieved depression. Oh, yeah, they do. Now O's.

Angie, please don't say it out loud. Yes. It's a word that starts with the letter O. I'll tell you. Sure. Those are two. Double stuck. We'll talk about it.

We'll talk about it. See, is it in the beginning? No. Oh. No. I don't know what he's talking about. All right. We're moving on.

Shout out. Shout out. Shout out. Shout to my Theo Max. It was his birthday yesterday. Shout out to Theo Max. One of my coolest uncles, he lives in Chicago. He has two nipple rings.

And he's super cool. He's like that crazy. Because he always takes his shirt off and plays with him. Whoa. Even like we've gone to, we've gone on vacation together. And he'll like be like at the restaurant at the table. And then he'll just be like, I want to order. And he just like playing with him.

I like, I don't have it. Like really uncomfortable. He's so funny. He's not a creep. Like he's just one of the. The most Borderline No, he's one of the most

like outgoing, funny, like great energy people I've ever met in my entire life vibes. Like, yeah, he's awesome. How do the waitresses feel is what I'm asking? I'm not sure. I don't take a poll.

I don't take a poll. Does he have one of those two? All right, shout out to Theo Max. Yeah, shout out Theo Max. Theo Max or Maximo? Who would you rather go on a road trip with? I've actually traveled with both. Mm-hmm.

Theo Max is a little richer. He has like... Always travel with the rich. He has like 16 houses. Okay. It's okay. What does he do? My favorite of big steals is as well.

Yeah. My thing of mine too. Hello, Theo. That's hilarious. Happy birthday. Look how money changes everything. All right. For real.

Angie, you have some shout-outs too. I do. I do. I have to shout out Julio Uribe that screenshot it. I told Irene to shout him out, right? Yeah. We were during live, on live, he was just like, make sure Angie shouts me out. And then I forgot.

So this is the, Julio. Your shout out. Next time, DM Angie herself. That's a great shout-out. I don't know what he said. I don't know what he said. He just wanted you to say his name, be the girl. So this is your shout-out.

But-da! No, I also have to shout out Jasmine from Riverside. She says she loves me. She loves me. She says that we make her morning every morning when she's cracking up and jamming out. And to shout out her four-year-old Isaiah. Isaiah, sorry. And they both love the show.

They love hearing us every morning. Good morning, you guys. Good morning, Isaiah. I would never get your name wrong. And good morning to your mom. She doesn't love me, so I don't care. I'm just kidding. You love us.

I don't see how possessive I am of you. You are. I just don't like people. Nobody loves me. Please. Okay. Irene, you guys shout out. I have a whole list, man.

Okay. Shout out. from L.A. King Louis on Instagram. Happy Maladed. Joseph from Whittier. Woo. Whittier.

Pelotero, 44, 44, 34, 34, 4, 311, full. You have so many numbers. Oh, yeah. That was cool. That was cool. You wanted us to say happy birthday to his niece.

Happy birthday to him. Hey, happy birthday to Pelotero's niece. Joanne Jimenez, who listens from Grandview, Washington. Wow. Washington. I don't know where that's that. It's in Washington. Where is Washington?

Washington up down. Up north. It's up? Yes. Okay. Bam. I'm asking because I don't know, Angie. Great education, Angie.

Look how big her head got. Yeah, that was crazy. Shout out. No, spell it. Spell it. Keep going, I read. Cynthia, her at is can. C.A.

can dot Janette. I think I got that wrong. Damn me again. Okay. She not all things in it. She not. Michelle Belly Button made by Joanna 23 and H-TWMS on Instagram

who listens to us from Arizona Hey, there we're hot over there. Hey, there we go, our connect. All right. We have to connect Arizona and Washington. In Washington. Oh, okay. Make our way up in the house.

Also shout out Pete from IKEA. Oh, yeah. He's not from IKEA, but we saw him at IKEA. He's from Scandinavia. He's from Scandinavia. Well, Pete, yes. You got to build them up. That was I like you.

He comes in separate legs. Yeah. He comes in lack. Hell yeah. Oh, real quick, shout to Deuce. The guy that had booked you for the Clippers stuff. Oh, nice. Yeah, he was listening to us yesterday on his way to work, and he was going to work at Dodger Stadium, and he said, you guys got me to work this morning. That's awesome.

Shout out, Deuce. Shout out to Clippers. Hell yeah. Okay, why did they shout out the Clippers? Just because, you know, they hired you and they're the best team in Los Angeles. They're the best team in Los Angeles. What? Can we put it in?

Dude. Okay, how many championship teams are there in L.A.? Like, there's so many, huh? All of them. Like, Sparks, Kings, Lakers. Angel City. Angel City, L-A-F-C, Dodgers. Where is Clippers there?

Like, where do they rank? And they're still number one. Even college teams. Yeah. Even college teams. Yeah. UCLA. But you still like, but the clippers are number one.

Yeah. Okay. All right. And this is our producer? Yeah. Oh my God. Word on Rosecrans. Word on Rosecrans.

All right, guys. Some sad news. Euphoria star Angus Cloud passed away at 25 years old and is being mourned by hip hop stars. Okay. So Engless Cloud or Fezco, as many may know him from his very. popular character on Euphoria is being mourned by hip-hop stars like Drake, who posted like a really drippy pick of him in Burberry and said he was a good soul. Drake is also a producer on Euphoria. Becky G. said she posted your rawness and authenticity were my favorite things about

being around you. He actually co-starred in her mommy video. Yeah. How long music videos. Yeah. And then his Euphoria co-stars actually have yet to publicly comment or post. I'm sure they're just, you know, in mourning. And then I went to his IG and I started just kind of like combing through it. And I saw that he had such a large platform that he never actually like expected because he was discovered as like a waiter in Brooklyn. Right. And somebody came up to him and was like, hey, like I want you to play this part in the show. And he thought it was a scam.

Ended up being, you know, one of the great new actors of this generation. And he showed his friends like so much love from back home. He's from Oakland. He actually went to high school with Zendaya back in the day. and I was just seeing that he just showed like up and coming like his friends are just starting to like try to rap and stuff he's posting their their videos their music like showing them so much love all these people that I'm like dude he didn't have many like famous friends like that or if he did he cared about showing more love he had a lot of famous fans yeah he definitely still stayed humble he still stayed humble like the turf where he comes from yes and I was just going to I was like wow like he was just such a like good soul it seems like he's like I had actually came across him one day and ran into him and I was just like how this guy is like so regular you know like he didn't seem like a movie star or have that aura about him he was just like a regular dude going about his day but yeah I mean it's just a really sad situation

yeah he's 25 which is tragic and in the statement that they put out they were talking about how his father had just like he just buried his father last week yeah and that he was going through it And their hopes is that if you're going through it, too, you don't suffer in silence. You kind of reach out, you speak out to the people close to you. Sometimes it could be hard because sometimes the people close to you are the ones that you are hurt from, you know? So we're just very understanding that everyone goes through things. And those silent battles are the ones that may need your most attention. Like just don't think that you're going through it alone.

I know that's easy to say, super easy to say, because it feels like you're alone. from somebody that has gone through something that literally I felt like no one understands this no one gets me it takes that reaching out because while no one may understand they love you enough to hear you out hopefully you know yeah you have that around you and I know that they can we get the phone number for the assistance should you need should you need to talk to somebody for real for real I believe they change you to 211 and trying to think what's the logic song that is the logic song number and For that reason. 988. 988. Yeah. 988. Because some people,

some of us do not have someone to talk to. Yeah. I'm very aware of that. And then, Vic, you and I were talking about it yesterday. What that leaves up to euphoria because there was a very eerie ending to the last season, correct?

Yeah. And even the first season, I mean, sorry, the second season, the first episode of it, um, was Fezco's,

his character's origin story. And I went and looked at the title and it was actually called trying to get to heaven before the door closes. So I thought that was very eerie. But the series ends with like a cliffhanger of like they're not sure who passed away. It seemed like Ashtray, which is Vesco's little brother in the series, had passed away. But it was like a funeral scene. And it was very confusing kind of ending.

But I don't see how they can kind of like continue the show without them. And obviously they, Euphoria did like publicly comment, but they didn't obviously. Now's not the time to like figure out whether they're going to continue the series or not. But I don't think they ended up shooting. It's just very eerie that it ended with some type of a funeral and he may have been involved. Yeah. And that it's like this happens in real life. Yeah.

Very scary. Yeah. Too much of art becoming life and life and art just kind of mixing together. Absolutely. But yeah. You know, long live, you know, Angus Cloud. And he survived by his mother and his two twin sisters. So on to.

some lighter news, Drake discovered bra sizes come in size 36L. All right. So he's been on tour making headlines every tour stop. And it seems like a couple weeks ago, a girl threw her bra on stage, and he picked it up and saw it was a 36G, right? And then he tried to locate her immediately. And after that, she got offered creating content with Playboy. Yeah.

And so someone now upped her and threw a 36L bronze. stage, listen to his reaction. 36L? What comes after? ABC, E, F, G, H-I-J-K-L? I like that he knows his ABC. He sounds like a little boy. Like, what?

They come this big. Yeah. But, like, that really put it in context when it's like a 36G. To me, that was a crazy. But then it's like, there's four more letters after that. Yeah. And then the letters start doubling up. Triple E-Nove.

Yeah, you could do double G, triple D. I didn't know they went up to L either. Me neither. I stopped at B. Aw, my little baby girl. Wow. Now I think that's going to be a thing

where like every single tour stop, like. If they know that he reacts to it. Yes. Yeah. And then possibly Playboy can hit them up. Yeah. Oh, for sure. And people might troll and just buy like a fake size

and start just throwing that out of them. Like a Z. A Z? What do you even buy those? Well, there's like certain stores that sell them that big and online. But they're expensive. So like if they're just doing that to get his attention, like it's worth it. That's like a $60.

The ticket is expensive. Home girl, if an investment, they're going to get a deal or might get a deal. Yeah, they're going to show up. They're going to be catfishing with their bras. They're going to show up to make content. I mean, you sound angry that you didn't think about it. He has like six LA shows. Mine are that big, okay?

They're not, they're not L. I know one when I see one. Okay, let's move on. You're at least a double letter. At least a double letter. No. I'm really not. You are.

You can check. You want to check the size? Yes. Angie, you check the size. F? No. E? I think it's a D.

D? You're not a D, baby girl. Yeah. You're at least a double D. Well, maybe I'm wearing the wrong size. Yeah. Have you ever got fitted? Yeah.

Okay. All right. Well, there's that. There's your bra size news. That was your bra letter on Rosecrans. By the way, the letters are for different things. What do you mean? Like there's a width and then there's like a cup size, right?

Oh. 40. So they all kind of go. 40D, that's good. 40D. You could also be a 38 double D. Well, you're also being new. No, I'm learning so much right now.

Go back to the analogy you were dropping? No, you guys just think like, oh my God, El is a, it's more like, Brought? Yeah. With and length? Yeah. Like one is how far they protrude out, and then the other one is how wide they are. Mm-hmm.

Do you get what I'm saying? Because that's a whole different thing. What's the circumference? Is that like a thing too? Yeah, I don't know. We got to go to algebra. What's my circumference? Like, by wide.

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Right now I want to talk to all my tree trimmer friends like Angie. Okay. If you're experiencing it being very, very hot outside, like we all are, right? Have you also noticed that there aren't that many trees out there? Apparently, Los Angeles and California suffering from what they call urban deserts. That means, like, there's not enough trees in the surrounding area. There's not enough shade anywhere. We think of, I think back to the picket lines that were just happening for the right strike and what they did there.

But there's some areas that are just completely barren of trees that shouldn't be in like cities, and stuff, right? And it's a whole thing of like, is this on purpose? Is this? And during certain communities. And I'm just like, dang, you know what? Shade is so important. It is.

Shade is so important. And I'm sure, like, planting a tree can only do so much because you'd have to wait a thousand truss of a billion years, right? Yeah. Have there ever been, like, trees that you've seen planted in your neighborhood? Oh, yeah. In Downey, like, they developed a lot of different trees where they, like, made it super nice when you drive a bunch of palm trees

like as you drive. But I feel like what do palm trees shade you? They don't. No, they drop that stick shades you. They drop things on your head. Yeah. They drop those little lives. They're just their lives. Imagine if we we did, I don't want to say Sequoia just because I know we talked about Sequoia off earlier, but I don't know what

they look like. But imagine we replaced palm trees which look nice, aesthetic, aesthetic. Yeah. With actual trees that gave a shade. That needs. Shade. Yeah. I feel like people like, I mean, not people, but like the cities get too like trim happy and they trim these trees down knock them down they're like oh yeah we don't need this tree and it's like dude we can use them like you said it's like they do them like impulsively it seems like the other day i was i have the boys as soon as the sun is out

they want to go outside but if you're a parent or just like you get it you don't want to go at 12 outside because the sun is like right in the top of the sky it's just beaming it's the hottest it is but these fools love 12 o'clock they love noon and i'm like dang i'm trying to We just search for shade in the backyard. You guys don't have trees. We don't have trees in the backyard. We do. We have a bunch.

My dad, you should. Your dad is a tree trimmer. Okay, I'll tell you what he did illegally. We went to Yosemite. We go to Yosemite a lot. Be careful, Angie. I know. Hold on.

That sounds very federal. Anything that Yosemite could be a prize. That sounds very, actually, no, no. You guys never went anywhere. There's a tree missing now. It's in Newsemed. Santa Ana. The redwoods.

Nothing happened. Nothing happened. But you know what? I was thinking maybe there's not a lot of trees because you know how like we've been on a little drought and people have been getting rid of their trees because we can't be watering them. Even grass. I don't know if you guys have noticed. There's people that have succulents as their gardens. Which is easier to maintain.

Yeah. Trees I feel give a like necessity though. Like with shade, right? and energy helping with your energy costs too. I think they're more encouraged for you to have trees. I think there was a program, at least in my area of San Gabriel, that was like, hey, if you plant a tree,

you get this much off, or you can plan a tree in your front to get this much off. But a tree, again, planning a tree and it getting even big enough to give you any shade is not, it's going to take years. Years. I'm not going to just plant a tree

and all of a sudden I have shade. Unless I stole it from your 7. We didn't steal anything. Trees are so FIRE though. Have you guys ever like just sat on a lawn chair Under a tree? Like no better feel like. Yeah. Yeah like just Just chilling like it's like boom it's hot outside but you're under the tree you're fine You're like 10 degrees cooler and then you're breathing really good because they yeah it's a fresh air

Trees are really cool. Have you ever heard a tree? No never you should I should but I haven't Jose we how do trees taste when you make out with them Superstar. Like bark. It happens. People do it. I know. We have one in the room.

That movie superstar? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Superstar. Yeah, super star. She went full on. That's my boyfriend. She goes on and kisses, man. Mix that with the tree.

Shout to the trees. Shout to all the arboros out there. If you have them on your block, if you can walk down the street, because something too is whatever, whatever, depending on where the sun is, one side of the block will, or one side of the street will have shade and the other one will.

Yeah. Then you got to hop over to the one that has shade. Under that tree. True, true, true. And then depending on the tree, also, it creates a lot of trash and then parking underneath that tree. It's like a whole hassle. So now you hate trees.

Well, yeah, that's why we train them. We are encouraging trees. Yeah. I'm kidding. I didn't know urban deserts existed, but apparently that is when there's a lot of trees. Yeah, definitely. Yeah.

That's made. Exactly. after we after we chopped them all down to create our cities literally are now we're gonna all the trees out here look at society all right that was don you know local coming up at 810 inside do you know and local we're gonna have some dodger trade talks okay because today's a trade deadline at 3 p.m. I'm also gonna tell you something

cool that Kike Hernandez is doing with the Dodgers and who he's commemorating wow look at that that's the case you guys we also have oh the homie help line after this actually do we have a little bit excerpt of what the homie help line is about because sci-fi clip the song that I was going to tease out. Yes. So I'm going to just read the little intro.

Yeah. It says, good morning, brown bag. I would love to remain anonymous. But I listen every morning. What's their name? And your girl needs help. So I've been dating this guy for about two months and things are starting to get serious.

But. And I'll leave you there. All right. Basically. Maximo in the morning. He's coming back. All right. Check this out, homie.

You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. Okay, we've been on a cliffhanger. It's been so crazy. Maximo, you're such a tease.

Maximo. Yeah. Hey, yo. What? Please tell us more about this story that you just ended off with. And but I'll leave you there. But there's more. Yeah.

So here's your tease. Yeah, who needs our help? Okay, I'm gonna start it from the beginning. Oh, thank you. Good morning, Brown Bag. I would love to remain anonymous, but I listen every morning and your girl needs help. Okay.

So I've been dating this guy for about two months and things are starting to get serious. Cute. My only problem is that I've been holding on one secret from him and don't know how to tell him. I have an only fans. Whoa! Don't judge me.

It could be only fans and she's doing too. Hold on. If it's a secret, it's true. I'm not super popping, but I make a decent amount and don't know how he'll take it. How do I tell him? She can buy coach. Or would it be bad if I didn't tell him? Wow.

Would it be bad if I didn't tell him? It's two months in. If he was a drug dealer, would it be bad if he didn't tell you? Depends. Sometimes you got to, yeah, you got to shield them. Hold it to the tuck. Yeah. And then hold to the tuck, buy him stuff and be like, hey, you like that nice wallet, don't you?

Yeah. Hey, you like all these wheels I'm painting. Don't you? Start buying them? Don't worry about where it comes from. Yeah. You like this lifestyle, right? Yeah.

I'm doing it for you. Could you date a girl and not know she has only fans? Yeah. She would have to put her link in her bio. You're following her on Instagram. Not if you have a separate account that has your only fans. Not necessarily. I have home girls that I've later on discovered that they had only fans.

I was like, whoa. But did you discover because you looked at their profile? Like, how do you discover that they have a only fan? Because my homie told me. Because my homie's a creep. And he was like, bro, I see. lean around only and I was like what so like but they never publicly post it because they don't want like their family to know or whatever so there's like a whole other way of I don't know how maybe

like Irene said like a whole other like profile I don't know okay see this shows me why guys suck at being FBI agents I don't care I'm gonna know all your profiles if I'm starting to date you because guess what I have home girls like Irene that were like oh let's figure it out like what's his name all right what's his what's his mom's maiden name or whatever and then we find out your passwords and then you find out all your accounts. It's very easy, right? We don't do that. We don't do that.

Yeah, guys don't do that. So a girl will be able to have multiple accounts and you guys not know. Yeah. Yeah, so she can get away with this. You guys are done. Yeah, she can. Easily, right? Okay, so this would have to be moral.

It's all moral. It's all moral. Should she tell him? It's all morals because if he finds out, then it's like, oh. And even then, it's like, let's say she does make the choice of letting him know. It's like, how is he going to take it? Is he going to be like, oh, I can't do this? Or do you're going to be like art of school, whatever.

Yeah, I think if she's even contemplating, she knows that he probably won't react the greatest. Yeah. Yeah. You know, and it's probably contrary to maybe like her public image and like what she's put out there. That's so weird. Yeah.

Because I'm assuming, and this is just shout out to all the only fans, girls that I know, they're proud about it. They have it on their bio. They're like, yeah, this is what I do. This is how I get money. You're like, oh, my God, you make so. much money. I wish I was you. Like, legit, right?

Yeah. I don't think, how can you have that and keep it secret? Or, like, not want people to know about it. I mean, I think she probably isn't maximizing her full potential, you know, in terms of making money. She's definitely losing out on clientele. She doesn't have it in her bio already. Well, that's why she said she's not popping it. Yeah. Almost. Almost. I guess, I guess it's supplementary income. It's not like her total income. Right. I don't know. How would you guys feel? You guys are dudes.

Let's see. I mean, it depends how, like, if I knew she was kind of like that, like, out there. And I didn't know that she had one, but it was just like, I kind of know what I signed up for. Then I would probably be like, all right, well, I guess, you know, like, I have to deal with this. You know, I kind of had an idea what you were like prior. But if this is, like, if I'm dating like a teacher or something, and then she's like, oh, by the way, I have an only fan. I'm like, all right, no, I thought you were the good girl. I left the bad girl in my past.

Like, I was trying to try something different. And, you know, this is not what I signed up for, you know. But what can I sign up for your only fans? So, yeah. So as your friend, as your friend, Victor. Yes. I know you would be cool with it. He, because it would be a flex.

My girl's on only fans. You got to pay her to see it. It depends what girl. Watch me on my girls only fans. Yeah. It depends what girl. But like, yeah. Like, I mean, I mean,

might be okay with it yes you will be okay i mean if it's only like certain content obviously not like the you're not going to be able to control the content is but no i'm saying just like no what no else is involved in that content if you know oh it's just herself yes yes that's the only way i'm doing tutorials no i'm not that's what i'm saying i'm not cool with it if it's someone else all right my single i don't know i feel like i probably wouldn't be okay with it um i would just i don't know be like to me that's something like personal and intimate but I mean I also think if you're already too much in and you don't know and you're already falling for the girl then there might be a chance that you'll be able to it'll take some time but like adapt to that like lifestyle

yeah she definitely has to like buy you stuff though change your lifestyle no like yeah it's like it's not him asking us what should I do if my girl has own friends it's her saying should I even tell him she has to tell him yeah um I think she could keep it a secret for another couple months? If it's serious and you want it to last, because you're probably just going to have to keep the secret longer and longer. Yeah. And it's just not going to...

The worst thing is like if one of his like the homies is like, yo, bro, then it's like... That's what she's risking by not telling them for sure. Maybe she shouldn't tell him and just break up with him. Because you also have to hope that he's going to keep it player and not be like, yeah, I left her because she had her only fans.

Yeah. Let us know how we should help this. baby girl she wants to be remained anonymous but we will give out her username um only fans lincoln my bio she wants to know if she should tell her dude that she's been with her two months about her only fans uh she's been keeping it a secret i don't know why could have had a subscriber there but that's also why she's not popping on it only fans she is not applying herself yeah right she's come harder pause i didn't mean it like that i didn't mean it like that stop it All right, check this out, homie.

You need a homie or need some help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got your fault. The homie help line. The home girl, hottie not thawdy on only fans. Oh, she wants to be anonymous? Sorry.

She hasn't told her, yeah. She hasn't told her man yet that she's been with her two months. It's getting serious that she has an only fan. She's been keeping it from them. She wants our help in deciding whether. to tell him or not. Should I keep it a secret? She has to lie.

I'm telling you guys. Lie like what? Lie. Lie her at. But lie what? Like, lie about not having, like, just keep it a secret. Yeah, keep it a secret if she asks, lie, gaslight him. Like, no, two months is way too soon to mess up her paper.

What paper? She's probably making more money than her. She's making money. No, she's making money off of this. It's supplementing her income. So the girls that I know that do OnlyFans have a partner. they do only fans with. So I'm wondering

who is the other person in the only fans? If that's the case, then more reason to lie and cheat and steal. Let's say you have to share a cut, right? With somebody else that's your partner on this only fans. Like a dude part. Now you got a man.

Maybe that could help you. No. Bring him in as a business partner. Because she has a back catalog, okay? And he's not going to be comfortable with it. All right. I can't do it. Lie.

Drew 7-2 on Instagram said he's probably holding something from her too. They should have a conversation like, you tell me a secret. I'll tell you. What are we in fourth grade? I love it. But that would work. Hey, tell me something I don't know. And I'll tell you something you don't know.

So it doesn't seem like it's a secret. But it's like also whatever that fool tells you, it's like, hey, you didn't tell me about that. Why are you going to get mad at me now? I like it. But if he has a weak secret Yeah. And then she comes out with... Guys don't have weak secrets.

Yeah. Yeah. You mean if he picks a week secret? What if he's just like, I don't know how to change my oil. You know, and that's it. And then she's like, I have OnlyFat. He's like, what? Then, hey, if you don't know how to change his oil,

that already lets you know you can break up with him. Because that ain't a man. That is red. It's not. See? Boom. Super easy. No, I can't do it.

Because what's going to end up happening, you seem like, I have an only fan's. Really? Well, I have another family. He's going to want to want to want him that's fair Yeah Because now it allows him that time To be like if you're telling a secret I have to tell you what I'm keeping from you

And we got to see if it's a whole thing Secret family's fire He's going to be like watch this same What's the advice or not daddy Hottie notari All right Whoever Hari not daddy is about to make some money Irene

It's me Irene talk to us who's on the line have Adrian from Real to online forward. All right, Adrian, good morning. Hey, what's the man? It's Adrian. What's up, Adrian. Thank you for calling.

It's Letty. Adrian, talk to us. What would you advise this only fan's girl? She makes a decent living. She probably can't afford, like, I don't know, Michael Coors, maybe. You know what? I'm going to do two things I want. I'm ordering my food and giving the advice.

It's only been two months. She needs to tell them now. Yeah. Because later on, if he were to find out, it's just going to be all bad. Every man, I'll be honest, men that say they're okay with it, they're okay with it until family finds out or a homie find out. And then it's not going to be okay.

Facts. You need to settle now or just break it off. Yeah. If he's worried about it and she kind of already knows what's going to happen. And if he likes you too, he's going to weigh out his options. Like he's going to like, damn, do I like her enough to deal with the only fans thing. Yeah. I mean, that's just he's going to want her to stop.

It's not for the week. And that's going to mess up her paper. So I'm telling you. But, but like I said, he may help. I mean, he may like her, but until family finds out or friends find out, 90% of the time, any man will change his mind to say, you know what? It's honestly embarrassing for the whole social world to be able to see your partner. Hey, if she could keep her a secret. from you and you didn't find out in two months, maybe she's good at keeping her secret.

And you both can keep her the secret from your mom and your Tias. And by the way, A Tia, I remember when you got with the neighbor, uh-huh, I'm not judging you there. So why are you judging that my girl is the only fan's girl? Boom, this is what you do. You just got to get the gossip on your family. Like, oh, you're judging me? Yeah.

Throw back. Remember, as Latinos, we judge no matter what. Even though we say no. That part. They don't judge her job regardless. Oh, my God, Dita, she works at Macy's, son. That's not even Nordstrom? Like, it didn't it be a thing.

thing they're going to judge her anyway no you're loving her okay you and all of her subscribers oh that's that's that's that's a no for me yeah hey you said it Adrian you said it would be a no for you and so she's so fine and Adrian man she does that thing you like and Adrian she knew what you for so like Adrian I think she could cook too ooh oh Adrian she's getting you everything right yeah like you're ordering food right now she could have made you food hmm I gotta do just put it with the only fans Hey, I'm an asphalt union worker So I'm pretty well up

I don't need someone to buy me stuff But Okay, asshole union worker Hey, how much you guys make a year? I would say six figures It depends if it's like It's rainy or not If it's rainy or not

Okay, so it's been a rainy year fool You ain't making that much this year Hey, I still got enough to be eating out every day Hey, buy me breakfast then Prove it I'm kidding I'm kidding, I'm kidding I believe you full.

I believe you full. I'm not kidding. We're on your side too. I don't know why you started gang banging on occupations. You're going to buy us what? A fiesta box for everybody. A fiesta box. What's fiesta box?

A taco bell? Sounds cheap. Hey, Adrian, come on. We bougie you. Sounds like an only fan's page. No wonder he can afford to eat out every single day. Yeah, that concrete. All right, Adrian.

Thank you for Colleen. We appreciate you, bro. We appreciate you penciling us in while you order your food. That's super cool. Damn, that's a trip. Depending on the rain, they can't make asphalt or not. I don't know.

I kind of like his vibe. He was acting like asphalt. I say that to myself every day when I turn to the left. Adrian, I'm not mad at you, Adrian. You know what's more embarrassing than dating an only fan's girl? What? A struggling only fan of girl. Oh.

She needs to get her money up and really have something to bring to the table. Yeah. Like, how can you... Suck at sucking. Yeah. Wow. Jose, I get you. I get you.

If you suck at that, imagine us, our relationship. Like, bring something to be proud of. At least I'm going to be. True. True, true. If you're going to do something right, right. Be top way. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Okay. So she should come out and be like, look, this is what I'm doing. Can you help me? I'm going to start. I'm going to start being public with this and I need your support. Get with it or get lost. I think together we can.

be a great yet to the next level. The butt stuff. Irene, anybody else? Yeah, yeah. We have Andrew from Long Beach online too. Andrew. Andrew. Oh, what's up? What's up, Andrew? Andrew, what would you tell baby girl that?

She has the only fans. It's been secret from her new man and she doesn't know if she should tell him. She needs your advice. She just needs to come clean and let him know because he might be a freak like her. he might be willing to make content with her for all we know i'm telling you that's the play so supportive yeah um and then also why is she doing it for the money or is she doing it for the attention because a lot of these instagram models only fan models they it's not just for the money they enjoy like being you know watch they enjoy being a freak like that on camera and the attention

so what's the real reason behind it you know well she's not getting that much attention if she's the struggling only fans like our dude said like she's not doing the right things if she was doing it for attention if she's doing it for attention it would be on her bio she would be Instagram promoting and she said a decent amount so that's not an outrageous amount yeah yeah she's not

popping popping she doesn't she hasn't given her a job up at the dentist office so yeah she must like him then if she's willing to consider letting him know yeah you know she might be willing to let it all go you seem understanding so let's say you're I don't

know what your relationship status is, but let's say you were dating someone new. And she pretty much is like someone you like talking to. I won't say she's the perfect girl, but it's someone that you're like, hey, we're two months in. I think we should get more serious. Let's be exclusive. And then it turns out she is exclusive to you and then whoever pays $14.99 on only fence. Oh, no, it wouldn't affect me like that. You just have to, you know, keep a player and be all up on it because she's the type of girl who's always looking unless she really likes you if she's

really considering telling this dude she must like him. Yeah. And so she should let him know and then it's up to him at that point. I love it. See, Andrew's a strong confident man. Strong confident man. Love it. I love it. Love it. Love it Andrew. It just depends. I have somebody on the line that

can tell us a little bit of a different perspective. We have Eddie from Fullerton online. All right. All the with all these teasers. I know. Guys love talking about girls. All right, Eddie. Eddie, what should baby girl do?

Good morning, brown bag. Good morning, Eddie. What's your different perspective that Irene is all super crazy? I have a buddy who is, he's encouraging his girl to actually start an only fan. So it's not that she already has on her anything, but he's kind of like nudging her in that direction. Like, hey, like maybe we should start one together type thing. And I think, you know, he's probably all about seeing how much people actually make on that thing. Right.

So he's kind of like nudging her in that direction. That's crazy. Whoa. He's told you about it? Yeah, he brought it up to me. And he was just kind of like, what do you think about it? I was just kind of like, I don't know, man. I think that's more of her decision because her body and everything that's getting posted online. What an ally.

When he told you, did you like look at her a little different? Like, did you imagine her on OnlyFans? Like, you kind of have to. Oh, I don't. Yeah, definitely looked at a little different. I've only hung out with her a couple times, so it's not like I see him all the time. But he's only been seeing her for about like six months now. Dang.

Wow. All right, he's been with her. You've seen her a couple times. And then he's like, hey, bro, guess what? I told my girl, let's start her OnlyFans. Yeah, which was kind of weird. He told me that. Yeah.

He's been boys for a while. So it was kind of weird. So did you subscribe? Like how much? No. I don't think they've started yet. Oh. Oh, so you've looked.

You look for them? No, no. They're just in talks. Yeah. They're just in talks. They're in pre-production. Yeah. Yeah, it definitely should be her thing.

Wow. But I do see, this is the thing with guys. This is the thing. You guys see how much money something can get you and then all of a sudden you want to be like, hey, we should do that. Yesterday when I talked about the recycling scam and I was like, they got $7.6 million and eight months. months you guys were like oh my god let's all be scammers like you literally have been talking about it since

yesterday we've been planning our Arizona route and everything in Washington yes this economy man do you see how much Mbap is making or he got offered he got offered like in the billions to play for I think it was Saudi and it was only for one year because of that it's like dude do you want to be a soccer player any athletes do you want to move from whatever your sport is to be to be a soccer player because one player making billions Oh, it's worth it. Yeah. You guys just see like, oh, there's money to be made.

It's worth it. Let's try it. Let's go. Let's go. So shout out to your homie. What's his name? I don't want to say that. Wow.

You're already blocking their play. You're already blocking their only fans. Bro, we could be giving them their whole little audience. $4.99. Yeah, definitely. But, I mean, I would be more of his decision to speak out on it. Otro and his decision. Oh, my God.

It's your decision to be a block. Just hope you know. Wow. All right. Baby girl, tell him. Tell him. I say, do like the Drew 7-2 dude said on Instagram. Tell him and say, you tell me a secret. I'll tell you a secret.

Even if it's a lame secret, be like, all right, your secret sucks. Bam. And so do I. For the world to see. Power 106, brownback mornings. We helped her. Good morning. Power 106, brown bag mornings.

Good morning. Good morning. We were just talking about that girl on OnlyFans, Homie Helpline. She wanted to know. If she should be telling her dude of two months. Yes. That she has the only fans. All right.

We're taking your calls and your messages, and I just got a shout out, Julio Uribe. He said the only fans girl should tell him because that could also be considered cheating in her boyfriend's eyes. Oh. I think that might be the real issue here. And no one touched on it. That is. All the more reason to keep it a secret. Well, yeah, keep your cheating a secret.

Yes. But then might as well cheat for real. Yeah, yeah. All right. She's not cheating. I just wanted her to know what Julio said. And I agree. I'm like, okay.

It's more than just your occupation and you're practically cheating on me. Unless you're doing solo stuff. Yeah. Right. Can't you get me with your hand. Anyway. Pimp or simp. Simp.

All right. Let me tell you about this Kansas farmer named Lee Wilson, who is celebrating. who is celebrating his 50th wedding anniversary with his wife. We're not going to simp him for it. Don't clap too hard just yet. Don't clap too hard just yet. Because this man planted 1.2 million sunflowers in honor of the 50th wedding anniversary. That sounds beautiful.

Yeah. That's cute. That's so pink. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You know how long it took for him to do that? I don't know. Did you do it all by him? I don't know either, but like probably.

a long time. And they're all going to die in two weeks. They have a lifespan of two weeks. Well, maybe two. We don't know. They've been together for 50 years. They've been together for 50 years. They've been high school sweethearts and she loves sunflowers.

And so he got the great idea to go out and plant $1.2 million. We're not simping this. Yes. It's pimped. It's so pimped. It's beautiful. How is it pimped? Because he can afford to plant $1.5 million.

He should have bought $1.2 million. is pimp because this was a surprise. Yeah. So that means it's 1.2 million lies that he had to tell her. Oh my God. I think you were going to be sweet. You're not being seen. You had to lie to her so many times.

He's not planning one at a time. He planted them and then they had to grow. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He lied for a whole season. So if he lied about where he was the whole time planning. Yeah. He's been lying for 50 years. Wow.

No, you're not going to do that either. That was my main thing. It was like the main time, like, it took so long to do this. Okay, Vic. How many anniversaries have you ever celebrated with somebody? How many? One? Months of Versa?

Has there even been one year anniversary? One year? What? Okay. No. Imagine thinking of like what you would do for a one year anniversary. He had to think that for 50 years. And he's like, dude, I still have ideas, which is really cool.

That he has to clean up. He probably doesn't have to clean it up All you got to do is make that a location for Instagrammers To go do their little flower photos Boom, I'll be there I'll make Angie's road trip with me there Where is it? Kansas

I hate this This is setting the bar way too high Yeah but it's not simp That's simp Oh my gosh Shut up your think I don't think Yeah you don't think

This is so simp This is so simp He just spent way too much time. He just super simping. He spent way too much time doing this. I appreciate Jose's angle about the lies. You're doing whatever Vic does. That's super simp.

Stop it. No, no, no, no. No, he's simping over this. I don't like it. Not only that, and he lied. He lied, and then he sinned. How do you guys know he lied if anything? He could have hired somebody.

It was a surprise. At that age, you nap the whole day. He was just, he was just sleeping. And he went out and he did that while she was sleeping. Okay. So what is. he can do for the 60th now that he set the bar this high well who knows if they'll make it to the six years first of all whoa but i bet you if they do so this is their last hurrah he's gonna have a great a

great like 60th like setting the bar way too high what about my 50th this is setting the bar way too high get to one get to one year anniversary get to not when the bars this high i just rather not no no thanks how many years maximum how many years how you've been with baby girl 12 years 12 years 12 years what's the nicest thing you've done on an anniversary do you know when your anniversary is yes when is it October 1st we're almost there too much more it's a made-up anniversary better start planning it's a made-up anniversary better start planning why it's the one when you told her to be my girlfriend what you mean when you bought her no why is it made up what's the date because uh it was technically like well maxima's talking you guys i know i'm hearing no sorry it's november 1st oh my goodness

Oh my God. You don't even know how to lie. I was thinking, no, because initially, initially it was on a. So the joke is that he purchased her from Chile, and then that's why he was laughing. Initially, it was, like, when the moment we got together happened,

it was Halloween, but we didn't want to make Halloween our anniversary. So you did. So he said the next day. Yeah. And now you're dead because you forgot your anniversary. And she's going to be like, what's October 1st?

Well, I got 1.5 million sunflowers for you. Oh, so now it's him. But how many years, again, 12? 12. In those 12 years, have you done anything special for an anniversary? Yes. What? We go on trips all the time.

Oh, my God. So you haven't. We go on trips all the time. Yeah, that's not special. Are we really asking the man who hasn't married her what he's done for an anniversary? No, because he actually has anniversaries to do it. I can't ask big. He hasn't even made one anniversary.

Thanks for a reminder Sorry, Nick 12 years is beautiful You'll get there one day You know who's this anniversary Longest relationship is Brown bag I know

I was like oh my God Two years I just want to cry 100 episodes That's crazy It's so bad Anyway These

Anniversaries are overrated Is that in the bar way too high. I don't like it. 1.2 million bars set too high. Anniversaries are overrated. No, me gus. Maybe 50's cool, but like year 2, year 3,

okay? If you would have brought her 50, sunflowers, that's Pimp, okay? 50, 50, I get it. I like that. That's her favorite flower. And so he was like, he's probably bought her

her favorite flower all of their life. So he's like, let me plan a field of your favorite flower. Imagine. I'm just thinking. But all the money he spent. All right. Someone else has to settle this

because the girls in the room say it's Pimp and Jose for different reasons and then the two She's going to take out the dentress for show Oh my That's why it's not Simp

Exactly That's still Pimp But my little Bash Bros over here They say that it's Simp So you gotta break the You gotta break it 818 52059

After this song I need to call her to just break the tie Is it Pimp or is it simp? Ladies please don't let these guys ruin our date This is such too Such a beautiful thing. 5.106, brown bag mornings. Good morning.

Good morning. Simper Pimp is going down and we're trying to break the tie. For Mr. Lee. Lee. This amazing guy. Lee Wilson. How many?

1.2 million sunflowers. For his 50th wedding anniversary. In Kansas. With his wife. And you know why I hate you guys, Maximo and Victor? Please do tell. There are many reasons. Yes.

But reason for today is that I posted this guy on my Instagram story. You did. I did. I posted him like, wow, this is love. And then you guys looked at my story. And then you guys said, this is stupid. One, I hate her. Two, I'm not going to like the story or respond.

And three, I'm going to use it as content on the radio. Absolutely. You're dressed like a sunflower. Yeah. She's a sunshine. Oh, you really stepped in it now, Maximum. I'm wearing a yellow sweater. I love sunflowers.

It hit my corazon. So I feel like you're. attacking this guy, but you're really attacking me. Because you guys know I love sunflowers. No, I'm attacking him because he's the biggest simp of all time. 50 year wedding anniversary, congrats on making it that far. Okay? And he planted that, his her favorite flower.

And you guys are saying it's simple just because it sets the bar high. Yes. Yeah, ruins it very much. I got to stick to my guns. Such limps. All right. But we're going to have someone that's going to break the tie. Is this pimp or is it sim?

Sergio from Pasadena on line to Let's talk to Sargo Sergio Sergio Irene needs her job of just saying the one's name Oh I was going to be

Oh great Another Sergio Oh I guess There's somebody that's going to ask you for tickets I know Sorry Sergio Good morning Good morning, good morning

Hold on Who said that, lett be What? No, Irene Irene Irene Irene says right. I don't like Irene.

Whoa. Let me said it. Let me say it. Emway. I said it. I said it. I love you, Irene, where you've been at all my life. Whatever, whatever.

Whatever, before, hurry up again. Whatever before you're not even her type. You can like me now, look, because I think this is Pimp, honestly. There we go. Why is it Pimp? It's not because she can take her dentures out, is it? Hear me out. Look, look, if you try to get girls even if you're regularly dating,

a flower bouquet will take you a long way. It could possibly get you some jays, you know what I mean? Oh, my gosh. A flower bouquet can get you some jays is a really good. That's a nice way. That's a nice poem. If you take it the long way. Do you rap?

No, no. I think I should start rapping. I know. That's fine. I have to use that one this weekend. Okay. So you use flowers to get shoes, is what you're saying. I don't use them to get shoes, but, I mean, it's something simple and it could get you

anything. Yeah, I agree. This. what that whole field can give him? No. The will? I mean, I work at a, I work at a venue.

So I could give flowers, and I could just give them to a girl that, you know, I talk to whatever, and then boom. Where do you work? Wait, wait, where do you work?

I work in Pasadena at a venue. At a venue. I work security for a venue. For a venue. Is it a rose venue? No, no, but they have weddings and everything.

So flowers come. Shut up, dog. You take the centerpieces and you remix them and you give them to a girl to get shoes? Yeah. Wow. Oh my God.

You're the Pimp. That's Pim. You're the Pim, Sergio. You're the Pim, Sergio. Hey, hey, hey. No, don't say that out loud. Hold on. Okay, you're the one that called and set this.

All right, Sergio. But it's Pimp, because Flowers could get him something. It could get other people J's. He might get like Saccone's or whatever the comfortable ones are. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, don't say that. I'm wearing new balance right now. You sound like you wear a new balance.

You are getting a venue. I got nothing but J's. This is for work. I was just getting attacked on the show. I know. Hey, call us up so we can't bag on you. This is what the bag and brown bag stands for, the jokes.

All right, thank you for calling for. Thank you. Go to work. Wow. Man, the perks of the job, huh? That was a pretty good one. It's like, maybe I was thinking of you, and I just drove by.

And those are pretty nice flowers, too. I went to Angie's house one time, and she had, like, hell of arrangements. I was like, wow, you guys get hooked up. And she's like, no, my sister works at a venue, and they literally take the flowers home. Wow. That's what I'm saying.

They're really nice flowers. You guys are used to taking plants. I'm running a family. Don't you're not going to. What's up? This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local?

Happy Dodgers trade deadline day, you guys. Today at 3 p.m. Trade deadline, all right? What that means is like throughout these past few weeks, it's been a few weeks, right? Yeah. The Dodgers have been making acquisitions and trade. You know, we got Kike Hernandez famously. Yeah.

But they say that they're not done yet. There might be like a, like right before the deadline, super suspenseful acquisition. What are the Dodgers looking for exactly? They really want, and this isn't something that I learned in how to Azivik. What is it? An impact starting pitcher, which essentially one of their starting five, that's going to really make an impact. Boom. See how that works?

Front end rotation. Yeah, front end of the rotation. Yeah. And so that could be. from anywhere or like they can really just be like hey team over there that has a good picture we want your team we want your picture here's what we'll give you if they're shopping them of course they can get a good starting pitcher and and it'll help us like because what what happens is adds depth so like if you have like a fifth starter that's not that good now that moves him to

the bullpen but now you have a stronger bullpen nice you know so the bulls i love that exactly all right check this out though dodger fans uh i want to big up first of all how we got kicka hidden on this back that's right he's he's He's number eight. Yeah. And he's doing it to commemorate Kobe, which is really cool. Like, that's how you come back. That's how you come back.

Yeah, he's awesome. Fan favorite, for sure. But there have been trades that haven't worked out so well in our favor, right? Yes. What kind of trade do we not want to happen? A Mike Piazza trade. What happened when we treated? Back in the day, Mike Piazza, he was coming up.

He was a, you know, catcher for the Dodgers. And he was our, yeah, he was like our number three hitter, our best, our best, catcher everything. And then we traded them. Why? To the Marlins. I'm not sure why. Oh, I think a contract extends.

Like, he was, they didn't agree on like a number. They traded them to the Marlins. The Marlins traded them immediately to the Mets. And he went on to be a Hall of Fame. Oh, yeah, we don't want. And then we rub it in our face. The one you let go doing better than you. No.

And then every time he would come as a Met because they would always play the Dodgers. He would come to Dodgers and he would kill us. Oh. Every time. And then it was just like the one that got away. My kuroson. Yes. The one that we let getaway.

And he was still like a fan favorite. Even now, like he's still a fan favorite of Dodger fans and we haven't had in like 20 years or something. Okay, what kind of trade do we want? Is there like a trade, like one of your favorite Dodger trades that's like when we got them? Oh my gosh. Skyrocket. Manny Ramirez. Mani Ramirez.

Mani Wood was such a dope time in L.A. Like he was such a good player. We didn't have good players for a while. There was like a drought where we didn't have like any like real impact players. and he came and started bawling immediately, started hitting home runs, energizing the whole crowd. Everybody,

they started selling like fake dreadlocks. That was cool. They even put, yeah. It was another time. It was another time. This was like 2007. They even put Manny Wood where he would hit most of his home run.

That's freaking cool. So it was like a whole thing. They put marketing into it. It was just awesome. It was a fun time to be there. And he was a character. He was such a character. Yes.

It made it more entertaining. personality we went to the playoffs that year like he turned the team around and everything so okay so let's put good juju out that that's kind of the trades that we end up having or at least if this deadline happens we have someone like that's manny wood vibes and not that we trade away someone like my piazza no not at all my worst fear is that urias gets traded and i don't want to say it he can't can he can't okay because he's lucky hiding an injury here maybe a little bit he's actually pretty eligible to get traded because he doesn't and what happens when i say something I know.

He doesn't have a contract pass this year. So, you know, it's like they can get something for him or he can walk away for nothing. Yeah, they're expecting that they're not going to agree on something. It's better to get rid of him. Yeah. Oh, my God. That sounds horrible. Yeah, I know.

It's the truth. Yeah. Get rid of them. They have to move their whole family to another state and none of it is like Cali. And then, yeah. Look at us. Yeah. I hope not.

That sucks. It does. So tomorrow we will know. 3 p.m. we will know. We'll keep you updated. We'll have all the deeds. All right.

But that did lead me to like a conversation. I was having it with Angie, like, have you ever had like a bad trade? Like you think you got a deal? And then you didn't get a deal. Yeah. Angie, with your sister, was it like Yu-Gi-O cards? Cards? What?

It's so dumb. So she was really into Yu-Gi-O, which I was too because of her. And so she had like, New Geo cards. What do you mean? Who was your favorite? From the cards or for the character? Oh, no. You're thinking Dragon Ball Z.

And Dragon Ball Z. Goku. No, so she had Yu-Gi-O cards, and I remember she had like this rare card. It was the Blue-Eyes-Wright Dragon, and she traded it with my cousin for two basic cards because it was on Yu-Gi-O's deck. She just wanted it because it was always on TV.

But the one she had was more special. It was a lot more special and it was really hard to find. And your cousin was who traded her and who scammed her? Yeah, she knew exactly what he was doing. Yeah, he was probably like, hey, I'll give you two cards for that one card. And so in her head, hitting her head, she's like, oh, I'm getting two instead of one deal. When did you find out? Like, when did it?

Like, probably like years later when she was a lot older. Until this day, she always brings it up. She's like, oh, I can't believe I did that. My blue eyes wide show, what is it? My blue eyes white dragon. It's a big, it's a big deal, I think. Oh, yeah. I've never heard of them.

Has 3,000 HP, Lattee. How could you not know? I don't know. Never heard of it. But I'm sure there's more out there. What is that deal that you're like, oh, you traded for something? Whether it's a car, whether it's a girlfriend or a man,

like whether it's like a thing, an object, person places a thing, that you trade it in, and it didn't work out for you, okay? We just got to throw it out there. It's like bad dreams. You got to say it so that doesn't happen. Yeah. So you just got to say about your pasto it doesn't happen again, okay?

True, true. It's Power 106. Brownback morning. Morning. Why are you laughing? Because Jose said something funny. What do you think? I can't say it's too hot for on air.

Yeah, too hot for TV. Like for, these guys have the most perv jokes ever. These guys. Why are all guys jokes perv jokes? Like, you guys can't have like a regular family friendly jokes. Innocent joke.

And then you call them dad jokes though. Wow. You're great. But they're corn. It's us. It's the way society treats men, huh? Yeah, it's like I say a pun. It's like, oh, all right, dad.

You're either a per or a corn, right? Exactly. Exactly. There's no in between. There's no in between. You're right. See, look how I said you're right. Look at that.

Wow. This feels good. All right. Okay, Kent. The patriarchy. All right. I still haven't seen Barbie. Please stop with the puns.

It's been two weeks. Exactly. I'm going to watch it someday. All right. Someday. Okay. Back to focus, everybody. Yes.

We're talking about trades, all right? It's a trade deadline for the Dodgers today at 3 p.m. And we're just hoping that they don't get bad trade. Because bad trades do happen. All right. Victor, you had to call your mom. Yes. To tell her if it's okay to tell this story.

That's how bad the trade was. So I remember like a lot of things, me coming home and like things being gone, being replaced by other things, right? Oh, that's so sad. It would just be so random. I'd be like, what happened to this or that? Oh, I traded it. And I'll be like, what do you mean? You're a liar.

No, I swear. So I called my mom and I couldn't remember exactly what it was, right? And then so I called her and I was like, hey, what's an example of like, because my mom used to call them hood trades? She's like, oh, like, because they would trade with literally somebody else in the neighborhood, like a neighbor. Like, hey, you have this? I need that. Let's switch. Let's trade.

So in 1997, my mom. In 1997. We had a cordless phone because it was like a big deal back then to have like one that wasn't attached to the wall. So we had one, right? And then we needed a couch because our couches were like, you know, like falling apart. So one of our neighbors, he. Shout out to George. He would call in the dude that flips the pigeons.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay, so he wanted a cordless phone because, oh, that's badass. I want a cordless phone. Yeah, it's so cool. I have a couch. You want the couch? Let's trade.

So they traded a phone for a couch. Cordless phone for a couch. So one day I came in and was like, where's the phone? Look, we got a couch. Damn, who really won out in that one? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know like he did.

I need the couch. Yeah. I mean, couches are way more expensive. But, like, if you know. wanted a cordless phone. Yeah, that's the new thing. Yeah. It was the it thing.

It was like the it thing. And she did have a couch. It was just janky. Yeah. So now you have someone else's couch and then we and no phone. And we went back to a cord phone. Oh, wow. I don't know, Carmen.

I don't know about this one. Did she discuss this with your dad? No. No. And that's why they're the divorce. Yes. These hood traits. He's what trades turns family part.

All right. What's a bad trade that you had or you went through? we want to know about it. Irene, who we have on the line? We have Adrian listening to us from Chicago online. Let's go, Shaitown! And they say Shat City. Adrian. What's up? What's up? Talk to us. Do you have a bad trade? You want to talk about?

Yeah, so about 2020, my 2007 Nissan Nissan Ultima broke down. It was a third transmission that I was going to put on it. So I was over. I was tired of it. And I was like, man, I'm going to sell this. I'm just going to get rid of it, like just get it off my hand and just go buy a new car. Yep. This is right before COVID hit. So I sold it for like two Gs and like whatever cool.

COVID hits and like use cars prices skyrocket. Why? Wait, why, why, why? Because there are no more new cars available. All the manufacturers were closed because they were making any new cars. Okay, why do you guys know this stuff? It was a big deal. It was a big deal.

Yeah, it was a big deal. Yeah, it was a big deal. Yeah. Because we all have used cars like the other know about you. I don't know about you. Whoa. Whoa. Do you guys?

You guys see she hates me? I love you, Barry Bensch. I love you very much. Hold on, Adrian, do you hear how she hates me? I'm sorry, just ask the question. Okay, well, Adrian, then prices skyrocketed, and then you were like, dang, I could have made more money. Yes, so I go look at, like, I'm checking the car site,

the cars. Thecars.com, Carvana, just to see what they're going for. And I could have easily sold it for, like, $7,500. I, like, missed out. Oh, five bank. What? That made your stomach hurt, huh? Oh, I'll stick to my stomach.

Oh, I bet. Oh, man. What car do you drive now? Are you like, oh, every time I remember, yeah? I drive Alexis I.S. 300. So it's all good now, but. But you could have had that 5K in your pocket. Instead, you had to do P.P. loan fraud.

It's okay. We'll talk about that next hour. Hold on. What's talking about that next hour? This voice sounds familiar. I think that's my cousin. I'm pretty sure. Yeah.

Adrian. Adrian. Yes. Are you related to Vic? Yes, I am. I was like, wait a minute. Yeah. He's technically my Tio. Yeah.

Call him uncle. What's up, Adi? Say hi, hi, Tio. What's up? What's up? What up? What up? So, little boy.

Hey, Adrian, you support Vick all the way from Chicago? I listen every single morning, and I listen to every single brown bag episode, too. Oh, my God. That's my boy. That's my boy. My mom is five minutes from me and doesn't visit me. And you listen to your freaking nephew? Yeah, nephew.

Yeah, his nephew. Second cousin, huh? Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, yeah. Well, shout out to you, Adrian. You're my favorite of his cousins. Also, we should congratulate him because he just got engaged while he was out in Europe. Wow.

Yeah. He proposed to pop the question very romantically. How much was the price? price of the ring and then did the prices skyrocket and all of that. I definitely could have used those 5Gs for the ring. Okay, so this is really cool because it does show that it exists in Vick's family that someone can be committed. This is so cool.

It's a distant cousin, right? It's a distant cousin, but hey, there's hope. You've heard that your cousin has not even made it to the one year mark with the girl, right, Adrian? Yeah, I've heard. Okay. How many have you heard about? Like, is there ever one that you were like, oh, I met that one?

That was really nice. Oh, that was cool. I'll just keep it on the wraps. It'll keep it under wraps. Oh, okay. You didn't like Chicken Nugget either, huh? I don't want to expose my little nephew. Oh, little boy, little boy.

All right. He's definitely met a lot of my girlfriend. Thanks for calling in and chiming in and pretending like we didn't know you. And then Vic catching. Yeah, I was like, wait a minute. This sounds like a very familiar story. Yeah. Super cool.

You're so cool. Have a good morning or day. It's like, what time is it over there? It's like... It's late. Have a good day. Nice to meet you, Ejan. Graziez.

Oh, man. Oh, that was so cool. Yeah, that was random. That was awesome. I didn't know that was your kiss and that. Chicago. Yeah. I was like, where you?

Chicago. Do you have more people on the line? No. No. See, that's what I was asking you. Oh, I don't care when I look at you and I do have singles. I thought you asked. So I don't have to ask you on air and look stupid when you say no.

All right. Well, we'll be right back after this song. Oh, you have a bad trade. I do have a bad trade. Tell me about your bad trade. Well, it was a bad trade because of the outcome. I actually had two Golden Night's. That's what would have made it a bad trade.

Yeah. Nintendo 64 had two of them. Wow. My front neighbor, he had a 64-2. What were your two games? Well, I had two Golden Night games. Oh. The same game.

But that was a super popular game. I love Golden Night. But my front neighbor, he was a little younger than me, like three, four years younger. So a little stupid. Yes. And then I was like, yo, trade you the golden eye for a Pokemon stadium and Mario party. Oh, that's a pretty good trade.

Yes, it's a major come-up. Yeah, cool. So he did it. And then the same day later on, I hear a knock on the door. And it's his mom. Oh. I'm like, oh. She's like, I'm cut.

I need you to give my son his games back. I need to ask before he do these type of thing. Oh, you got to interrupt. So I have to give the games back and it hurt. That hurt because you came up. and now you're back with your duplicate golden eyes. Wow. If you guys make a deal in the apartment buildings, it should be fair.

Yeah. Word is fair. Yeah, yeah. Like, hey, he said this. You weren't here? It's not my fault. He confessed. She was pissed though.

The parent wasn't there? She was pissed. Of course she was. Yeah. Damn, and Pokemon Stadium? Fire. Yeah. I love Pokemon Stadium.

And Mario Party? Yes, bro. Oh, yeah. You would have gotten a good trade of Phil's at the crib. You would have gotten a good trade If it was just one of them But you got both? Yeah

You're greedy You're greedy You're greedy Scamsimo started early It all started in bad nights All right We want to know your bad trade Hit us up 818

81059 That's 818 52059 If you're one of my family members Yeah right They're not listening They're not listening What is Densel say

And training day I'm gonna put cases on all you Don't say it Angie don't say it See what? That's how Irene is when we ask you to answer the phone or give us. All right. We're talking about the bad, we're talking about bad trades that you've ever had because we don't want the trade deadline to happen at 3 p.m. like it will for the Dodgers. And then we get bad trades.

And you only find out about the bad trades afterwards. You think it's a good one. We're getting hype up whoever. And then it's going to be like, oh, did you see when that season happened? Remember when America traded the French for Louisiana? Louisiana can't I mean You don't remember that? What is he saying?

I don't know Louisiana purchase Louisiana purchase No no I want to know Yeah the Louisiana purchase Okay They just purchased it for like nothing And then obviously like Louisiana

It's not a trade right It was like some type of trade It was like a treaty For money? If it's for money then it's not a trade you guys I'm sure there's more behind Yeah there's more behind it's okay I don't know

America one America America America America So yeah 4th July brother Okay, we're talking about bad trades Bad trades that you've had

That have happened to you Vick's mom used to do hood trades On her block And it was like, hey, you got a phone I got a couch, want to trade That literally was a trade that they had Literally. Traded a phone for a couch

Okay Wow Courtless phone, cordless phone And used couch Yeah, definitely used The neighbor that flips pigeons Yes Gave her to use couch

I don't know how Turn it up bad I don't know who won now. I think about it. I don't know. Maximo came up in his apartment building, right? You traded the neighbor. He had two Golden Eye, Nintendo 64 games, which are great.

You had two. And then you traded him for two games, the Mario Party and Pokemon Stadium. See, I even know by your trade because of how good that would have been. But then that little kid told his mom what you did. And then she was like, hey, I had to pay for both those games that you gave that one pool. Yes. For Golden Night. She probably went home and did the math and was like, oh, hell no.

And made Maximo trade a bag. Yeah. Did you get GoldenEye back? Yeah. You probably threw out the wall. Yeah. You already hit this one. I was so happy with Pokemon Stadium.

Yeah. I love Pokemon Stadium. Best three hours of his life. Yeah. That you had it and then you had to give it back. Do you guys remember Pokemon Snap? Yes. I love Pokemon.

Yeah. You got to take pictures of Pokemon. It's the easiest thing. Game and you just capture them. You just literally are capturing on the camera. And then that's how Maxxie. Timot became a photographer. Wow.

So if he had Pokemon Stadium, he would have became an MMA fighter. Yeah. But that didn't happen. What could have been. What could have been? Oh, one more trade before we get to it. Kobe getting traded for Vladi Divac. We won.

Yeah, we did win out on that. We won crazy. And Vladi. Sorry, Vladdy. Yeah. But you know what? Better things happen. Yeah, exactly.

Okay. Bad trades is what we're looking for. Yeah. Oh. Irene. Do the homie. from Long Beach he hung up. No.

Yeah. You probably talked to him on me. No, I didn't. But we're going to share his story. Yes. So this full call, right? And I asked him, what was his trade? And he said, well, I traded a wedding ring for a Super Bowl ticket.

Yo. And I was shook. I was like, yo, do you still have a wife? And he was like, yeah, I still have a wife. And I was like, damn. Wow. That's crazy. That's wild.

Yo. I just want to know if you ask for permission or a- I just do it for one in the Super Bowl. It had to be his team, whatever his team was. It had to be that important. Okay, so what teams, could it have been a Rams one? I don't know if it would is a Rams one. It had to be a team that, like, he had to put his wedding ring on the line

because they were going to make it again. No, they haven't been to the. Yeah, it feels like a long time ago. Oh, yeah, well, yeah, that back then, 95. Ah, man. Yeah, she's going to check if he's on the line. That's a while. Because I need to know the team that helps me with the year.

That helps me with the value of the ring. And that helps me with the patience of the wife. Because in the 90s, we'd put up with some stuff. Right now, not so much. Yo, but like he had to be like, yo, like, I really want to go to the Super Bowl tickets. And is it her ring or is it his ring? Because his ring is just a wedding band. Yeah.

I would think it's his ring. There's no way he took the ring off her finger. Yeah. But he said wedding ring. Oh, man. As uncommitted as I am. That's even a little too far from me. Come on.

That's crossing the line. Yeah, because it's like, dude, there's so many other things that you probably have a value. But how expensive? But it's like, dude. Sell your car. And I want to know where seats. Because I can imagine you got nosebley seats? For for sure.

Like wedding bands aren't that crazy expensive usually. They're good. Yeah. So it's like. I mean, yeah, I'm sure he replaced it like a tinfoil or something. He was broke. All right. He's here.

He's here. He called back. Line 3. Mark from Long Beach. Mark. Mark. What's up? What up?

Talk to us, Mark. You traded what for what? All right. It's more of a situation where I was already married before I even bought the ticket. It's just more of a like, how come you bought the ticket instead of buying me a ring. So it was BC before COVID. I had married my wife already. So she.

But you married her with no rings. It was just like, let's get married. and then we'll get the stuff later. You know, I loved there for, it was paper situation, too, that I was going to give her a better, you know, bigger wedding later on. It was just more of a situation.

I married one of those guys. Yeah, one of those guys. Six years later, five years later. There was the opportunity where I could have either bought that ring or go to the Super Bowl ticket or the Super Bowl game. So I was like, okay, you know what?

This is COVID. Everyone's getting their stimulus check. I'm going to buy this and then invest in it because I wasn't going to go. My Raiders never win, so I was just going to buy it and sell it. Oh. So I was going to buy it. And then the Rams ended up going.

So when the Rams ended up going, the ticket ended up dropping it didn't go up to where I wanted it to go up, you know? It was going to be the manners were supposed to go, but the manners always fail. And that's how it happened. So then from there on how the argument started happening. You should have got me a ring. You should have got my cat. Man, it's always in your head, you know, especially going to family parties.

You know, we're the single ladies And she's like, I don't have a ring. I don't have a ring on it. Constant reminder. Yeah, let the Rams took you in a bed at night. Yeah, they got the ring and I did it, you know. Yeah. So you were just like, hey, baby, this is a come up.

So you went to the game though. Yeah. I went to the game, but the whole time I could just feel my wife at home like this mother trucker. Yeah. Wow. I was like, man. You deserve it too.

time but I didn't have a good time when I got home. Because you thought like this is a play. You know what's crazy? I thought the stimulus check was like to help us maintain and live. That's what I used it for. You didn't use it on groceries and stuff? I bought a check. Yeah.

That's what I thought. I thought everyone was going to buy the ticket because it was stimulus is the first event, a big event. So I was like, okay, cool, I could probably invest in this. Because everyone at the time was getting Bitcoin, this and that. And this was LA. They really had a crazy And then you were like, I know LA is hosting the Super Bowl

I'm going to buy this ticket Then people are going to want it really bad Because they're going to want to go to the Super Bowl But the Rams winning made it cost less is crazy I didn't know that Right, because the Niners, it would have charged I would have charged 12 grand for that And I would have paid much

Well, you're a Raider fan Should have been a Niners fan Maybe you would have helped that out That one never have to This is such a like So then you look lost your investment and then your girl's also upset at you and you know the thing about this a fight which i hope since then she's gotten a ring i doubt that she has but she's gonna this is

an argument whenever she wants an argument like that was an argument that day and then like no you don't even care about me look what you did with the ring your stupid decisions all the time and then i got to deal with it i don't have a wedding i don't have a ring i don't have a man oh do i sound like her i'm good at it huh i didn't listen i'm like i just talked to her about her like, yeah, I'm going to do this, I'm going to do that. But she was like, okay, okay. Yeah, she don't trust you anymore. She don't trust you no more.

She ain't with your scams no more. Yeah. Hey, memories are forever. Not at all. And that was the one, like, most expensive game that I've ever bought myself. I didn't know, like, I was like, yeah. Why didn't you take her at least? He couldn't afford it.

Because it was five down each ticket. Oh, that hurts, dog. That hurts, dog. Wow. All right. Yeah, fine. Yeah. You got, you got the.

You got the worst trait. Yeah, yeah. Congratulations. Hold on the line. We're going to make fun of you some more. All right. It's a pretty bad trade. Paralajalajus.

Is it even the weekend? You guys, guess what? We're in the weekend now. Fellie said it. Oh, yeah. Fellie makes the weekend come out. One more time, Felipel? We have been transported to the weekend.

Yeah, I love it. We're at the weekend, you guys. I know it's something Tuesday, but it's fine. This is our up next with RJ and Fellie Fell. It's going to be a cool little interview session. Then a, performance session starring our guy RJ, Mr. L.A. Imagine Fellie fell saying, RJ.

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You're going 818. 52059. That's 818. 52059. Word on Rosecrans. Drake has discovered bra sizes come in size 36L. Sheesh. And I just did as well.

Yeah. I didn't know they went up that high. So look, Drizzi's been making a lot of headlines every tour stop, it seems like. And a couple of weeks ago, a girl threw her bra on stage. He picked it up and he saw it was a 36G. He then asked to locate her immediately. And then that same girl got offered to create content with Playboy. But now someone has won up to her.

Yeah, a 36L bra. A 36L bra on stage. Huge. Yeah, I just saw him with 36L. He hurt somebody. But listen to his reaction when he found it on stage. 36L? How many letters did he go up to?

What comes after? ABC, B, F, G, H-I-J-K-L? That's wild. I like that. He should work at Victoria's Secret. Yeah. Aubrey's Secret coming soon. He might as well, bro.

Everyone's throwing their bras at them. I hear guys are even throwing bras at them. they're like buying him to throw him. Because it gets the Drake's attention. It does. It seems like that definitely will do it. Like he won't stop his show for anything but that. Yeah.

Right. And he likes, he likes boobs. Like that's his thing. When Nardwar interviewed him, he was talking about like, oh my God, I love like the chesticles. Cleavage. It was a certain actress too. Okay, you guys talk about it. Look for you.

Yeah. No. But, yeah, so he discovered that and he had to stop the whole concert and count his ABCs. Yeah, he was a shot. It's a whole thing now. Yeah. Watch. Brawls are going to be flying all sizes and someone's just going to try to one of the next person.

Yeah, that's definitely a thing already of like throwing your bra on stage and getting their attention. It's just the huge bras. That's like, ladies come out. Exactly. He used to have like a bra stand. He loves them. He used to put like the biggest ones on his stand. So he's been doing this.

his whole career. So it's crazy to surprise him, but it's surprised him. So do you think the ladies wear two brawls and then throw one? No. They go command off to that? Commando? Yeah, yeah.

Pam Greer. Oh, Pam Greer. He loves Pam Greer. Look, I'm just going to tell you. She was in a lot of films. I'm just going to tell you, I'm going to quote read what he said, okay? Okay.

And I'm probably going to censor myself. He said, this woman. Oh, man, this is going to sound so weird. When I first discovered what? blank was, I used to blank off to Pam Greer. I think Pam Greer is really responsible for shaping my taste in women if you really look at her. Yeah. She's a beautiful woman, too.

Don't fill in the blanks, Angie. Oh, I was trying to, yeah. What's the, like, biggest you've seen in a girl, Vic? Why do you guys ask me? Because you're the dude in the show. Duh. Let me take a stroll down memory lane. Probably, I want to say maybe some Fs.

Some Fs. Probably. Oh, now you know how to measure boobs. I just didn't know they went up to L, okay? Or G. The F is for, finish her? Yeah, I knew they. Finish him.

Yeah, probably some Fs. Okay, I sound a little nervous there. Yeah. What about you, My Small? Probably some high D's. High D's was crazy. Like, what do you mean hi D's? Some high Ds.

And her name wasn't Heidi. You guys are just making it up. They're making it up. You guys have never seen big moves in their life. What do you mean? Oh, it was like an f. Oh, yeah. He don't even know what, no, he's gonna say 70D.

They don't even come in numbers like that. Do you remember in 40-O version? He's like, it feels like sandbag. Yeah, when you were trying to fake, what it, that's what you guys are doing, you're faking it. No, I'm not faking it. Look, this girl, she was really smart, you know, but she still got straight F.

So you feel me? Oh my gosh, girls. sleep with you guys. Okay, Max and Natalie. What is a high-d meme? Just what does it mean? I think it was like double D's. Okay, double-d-d-d-d-old.

So, yeah. W-D-40? Double D-D. Jose, I've never seen the G's or F. Don't make me ask you, bro. Don't ask them. I want to know, I want to know. Jose just walks around Victoria's Secret and just looks at Browside's system.

And sniffs them. Tell me I'm lying. Act like a worker? Like a worker. All right. Okay, well, thank you for that, V. Yeah, of course. The else.

Yes. But unfortunately, onto some sadder news, Euphoria star Angus Cloud has passed away at 25 years old, okay? Angus Cloud, better known as Fesco, because of his very popular character on Euphoria, is being mourned by plenty of people, even hip-hop stars such as Drake, who posted a pick of him in like an all-burberry fit

and said he was a good soul. Drake is also a producer on Euphoria And Becky G Who had him star in her video for Mommy Also posted on her Instagram Said, Your rawness and authenticity Were my favorite things about being around you And his Euphoria co-stars have yet to publicly post

Or comment because I'm sure they're mourning him He was, you saw how many people loved him And granted those are stars But even so I started following never from Venice Who did the mural for Spanto Recently when we went out to Venice Beach and he was even posting about him like this was a dude that did have celebrity fans and friends but he also had people as friends right so never was posting about him i also saw pro club post

about him like they did a campaign with him in pro club like that's how down the earth this dude was and like it's very unfortunate he's just 25 years old yeah man and he was going through it with his dad yeah his dad passed away a couple weeks ago and they just buried him last week and um his family He said that he's pretty much inconsolable after that, you know, that he was really going through it. And so he, I think he lives out, he lived out here in L.A. And he went back home to Oakland to be around his family. And, you know, it's reported that he's passed away now. Wow.

And you know what's a trip? Like, we were talking about it yesterday, you and I, Vic, about the euphoria season. I've never seen the show, right? I do know kind of the context of the show is teens and going through different things. Yeah. Yeah. But I believe that there was like some kind of cliffhanger at the end of this past season. At the end of the second season, there's like a funeral scene going on. And it's just, it's a lot of like kind of eerie stuff now that you look back and watch it.

I watched a little bit of it last night and I was just like, wow, this is. That's a trip. It's hitting different now. You know what I'm saying? And I know like should they continue with the next season, there has to be some way to kind of address it. And you know, this has happened in different shows where they're trying to. figure out like what do we do now because it seems like it's going to be a franchise and and it's just weird that the work and the reality are like a meshing no absolutely in that show deals with a lot of

like mental health issues and and drug use and all this stuff so it's like you know we just hope it's not like a instance where the art mimics the reality or vice versa you know what I'm saying so yeah very tragic you know our thoughts are with everybody his friends and family but yeah that was award on Rosecrans brought to you by local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Rosecranswick for Brown Bag Mornings on Power 106. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local?

In Glendale News. Why is it? I just report a lot on Glendale. Yes, you. What? Stop. I'm just agreeing with you. You wanted to do Down for Downy.

No, I did not. Yeah, you did. I'd never heard that in my life. You did. Down for Downing. What was that? You came up with it. I never said that.

No, for Downy, bro. All right, well, she's goo-goo for Glendell over here. This is in Glendell News. I'm taking Edgar News because where has it been? Okay. I'm so good at because that's great. Last time I have a comeback for her. All right, that's what he said to.

All right, anyway. Okay, check this out. This is happening in Glendell, but also six other cities out here in L.A. So L.A., Long Beach, Glendale, Oakland, San Jose, and San Francisco. So these six cities in California, excuse me, they have all seem to be authorizing the installation of speed cameras. All right. So you will get a ticket mail to you if you're speeding and the cameras catch you, okay? This is kind of similar to how Vic, your dad got that ticket for doing fireworks.

Like the police didn't come out, but the ticket did. The mail. The mail hit you wouldn't because they're going to have these cameras. up to see whether you're speeding or not and it'll be an automated speeding ticket and you will get it in the mail boom shockalaka i hate big brother i hate brick brother that's all if this new bill is approved it's called assembly bill 645 what it also does is uh it it's also going to provision cities to reduce fines for those under the poverty line so the fines may be a little bit less fines would actually start at 50 dollars for speeding okay so if you pour step on it yeah oh my brother light I really think that I'm being informational and I think that I'm like

do not step on it yeah valuable information I really feel like I'm doing your service yeah you are however if you're in a rush 50 won't hurt don't do it it's only 50 bucks you're in a rush to your second job yeah I'm saying like step on it yeah medical EBT you can see come on stop it that's not where we're going with this Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, but that would suck. I'm low-key battling a red light camera ticket right now in Monobello. Monabello, come on, be nicer.

Yeah. I was turning right, okay? But to be battling speeding tickets is pretty crazy. Because you always think you've got, you're free. Always. Yeah. I hope one day we can get our privacy back. Like, back then, we could speed in peace.

Right. Remember that? No. Remember just speeding in peace? No, I wasn't driving. Me neither. Okay, but look, one time I went to Europe and they have an auto bond and you can just drive as fast as you can go. What is that? What is that? What do you mean? What do you mean? Talk about it? An auto bond is a strip of road where there's no speed limit. You can go as fast as you as your car can go. I feel like if we had those here, people would get that thrill out in those automons and then it would not. That's why they do it. In like 30 minutes. No, I think it's a good idea. How come Europe can do it, but we can't? I think it's a good idea because Loki giving tickets is not a good.

Like has that ever stopped? You don't just get one speeding ticket. Sometimes I just have the need for speed. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, can't help it. We will talk after the show, Vic, you and I.

So I just want to go fast. Let me love on the edge. Yeah, but just FYI. And I just wanted to let you know, L.A. is going to be one of those cities, Long Beach as well, and Glendale as well. Yeah. Uh-huh.

Not O-C. So if you have a fancy car, you make a lot of money. Slow down. Can't go very fast. Grab the wall. But if you got a bucket. No, no, no, no. If you broke?

Because if you got a bucket. Step on it. No, if you got a bucket, $50 is a lot. Like if it starts, it's not like it's free. You're right. You're right.