Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep.27 (08/02/23)

Episode Date: August 2, 2023

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What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Shout to the full moon. Bright. Beautiful. Full.

There's going to be two supermolns in August. Oh, that's so cool. Yeah. What's up with that? Last night was the first one. I think just the moon cycle is like in a perfect time because it's the beginning of the month with the moon cycle. And then it's going to probably be at the end of the month. Usually moon cycles are like 20.

Essentially, you know what's crazy? Is that the moon has a lot to do with like women. Shut of us. I was about to say, what are the consequences that I'm going to face because of this? You're probably facing them already. Ah, I see. But I can't talk about that. Only you can.

All right. Look, the full moon happened yesterday and how does it affect us locally? Well, over there in the O.C. Coastal cities are flooded. I thought it was because of the weird rain that we're having. Yeah, I'm like, no. Which is really odd. The O.C. has been raining, right?

It's been sprinkling here and there. But people are low-key on paddle boards out in the areas of like Newport Beach and stuff because of the water rising so great because of the moon. You know how the moon affects the tides? Yeah. Super cool.

I just thought that was really cool. Angie, have you ever been around there like with the high tide and lots of? Oh, not the high tide, but I mean like that neighborhood, yeah, I'm like the beach is literally right there so I see why it would get flooded. But it's so cool how it's like because of the moon. The tides were super, super high and then went into the neighborhoods.

Yeah. And it's so OC to be doing where they're in paddleboards. Like nothing's going. on. Yeah, like, they already know. All the rich people get all the cool stuff. That is really cool. Because it's not a disaster necessarily.

No, no, no, no. You know, like, when we get flooded, it's like, oh, man, sandbags are like a natural disaster, some type of, like, crazy thing. For them, it's like, oh, the moon, bro. They're like, I can use my paddleboard. Break out the paddleboard. That's what I was thinking. I'm like, okay, if there were to ever be a natural disaster like that in my neighborhood,

I don't have a paddleboard. You don't have a paddleboard for sure. And I don't think any of my neighbors do. At all. Where are we going to get them from? Where did they even sell them? Facts. You go to O.C., you go to the beaches.

No, but they can't. They have the paddleboard there to get the paddle boards to get over here. Yeah, they're so blessed over there. We're so cool. I love us. I hate them so much. Has the moon affected you at all? Did you, I charged my crystals yesterday.

Oh, you did? I always leave them by the window, so I guess I got charged. I'm going to plug in, is it? I'm just kidding. He's so dumb. You're so. What kind of? Charged glades?

Oh. Yeah. So funny. But I was actually thinking, because it's the whole thing, that you charge your crystals during the moon. Yeah. But crystals come from the ground, right? Yeah. They're legit, like in caves and down under.

I'm like, well, they never charged down there. But they don't need to be charged down there because we're not using them. Does that make sense? No. Say that again. Okay, so crystals are supposed to protect you, give you powers, like little things like that. Yeah. So when they're in the ground, like us as humans are.

touching them right they're just there they don't they're not they're not using up their energy so now they need charge they need to make things up as you go yeah yeah yeah Maximo wants to make up the rule Maximo wants to pray now because that's against oh I just don't believe in it do they only work for women or do they work for men they work for they work for women using crystals no like I've I've bought homies crystal braces yeah I have a homie in this room right now that has a tiger's eye a tiger's eye he knows about it vibes that's the same

thing as a crystal? Tiger's like, yeah, it's a crystal. Come on, fool. Yeah. I can't get you a burst of me. I'm very uneducated.

Or a girl named crystals. Or a girl named crystal. Or Jesus. You pick it. You pick. Or Jesus Christ. Or you can pray. All right.

Maximo's like, The power crash compels you all. Oh, I was also contemplating cutting my hair yesterday. Oh. Okay. I was thinking.

Yeah, I was thinking that today. I'm like, I might just go and go get a cut cut because I do need a haircut. It seems superstitious, right? But look at what the moon did to water. All right? Look at what the moon did to water, right? It seems superstitious to do stuff according to the moon.

Look at what it did to water. What are we made up of? 75% water. Thank you. Yeah, you don't realize it, but the moon affects everybody. Every thing. Full moons, like the emergency rooms are packed, like, all that stuff. Yeah, like people are just, no, you're so dumb.

I'm so darn. I said, yeah. But yeah, you got it, you got it. Like, the moon really affects, like, us as humans. We're plants, fools. Yeah. Blame it on the moon. We need the moon and the sun.

Things change, like, and the time of the month and all of that stuff. Do you think you affects Kit Kuddy? Of course it affects Kit Kuddy. Of course it does. And for, just for the record, hip-hop knowledge of 50 years of hip-hop this month. The Man on the Moon is not Kid Kuddy. The Man on the Moon is his dad. Ah.

Yes. He passed away when he was 10. So he raps to the Man on the Moon because his dad passed away. How did I never know that? Because you're not a hit-in-ed. Wow. And I'm a big Cuddy fan. Well, there you have.

I just lean on. I'm not. To our interviews. All right. Well, check this out. Now I'm mad. See what the moon is. Supposedly,

I have a homie that says the full moon makes girls crazy. Shout up fuzzy. It's everything. Yeah. Oh, my God. Really? It's another excuse. The moon, the sun, the water.

You guys want to start like that? The men? The men? The gluten. Yeah. Wow. Don't make me bring her up. Hey. Sambra Salah with Anchi.

All right. All right. guys so miss alicia key she's currently on tour she's on the keys to the summer tour right and so right now it's been like really hectic with fans throwing stuff on on stage you know we've seen it with carty b they threw water at her she reacted through the mic braz at drake braz at drake pink they threw ashes at her right that was so nasty somebody's mom's ashes were thrown at pink somebody get your mama and so right now um alicia kees she's not taking anything lightly you know and she's taking her precautions she's actually touring with her whole

family and she has an eight-year-old Genesis. That's his name. She's using Genesis as a human shield. What do you mean? As the human shield. So people won't be throwing anything at her. Oh, so like, you wouldn't throw it at an eight-year-old boy, would you? That's what exactly.

Exactly. I don't know. There might be some complications. She's out here tonight, no? Yeah. Oh, yeah. At the forum. All right.

I don't know if Genesis is going to be out there. The social workers are going to. Yeah. You're going to be outside the forum. I'm like, excuse me, man. Yeah. You know what I thought of? it's like not that they compete but I'm sure even big celebrities compete like oh look what so-and-so's

doing oh they're like hey look at look at Beyonce over there and Blue Ivy's just out there dancing yeah she's cleaning you know that's that's gone viral videos of Blue Ivy dancing with her mom and it's like what can we do Genesis get over here make a beat with sweets no no no actually Sweet is the one that posted the picture and he was like so it's beats Okay. She definitely said suiz. Oh, my dad.

I'm like, well, who? Swiss. Swiss. Oh, my God. His dad's who's beats makes beats. But he also made a beat on Kendrick's album, the kid. The kid? Oh, the kid.

Yeah. Made a beat on Kendrick's album. He was talking to him like, too, for an eight-year-old, you talk so well. Yeah. So well, because I'm like in my, when I was eight, I was like, oh. I know, he's making beats over here. He's a human shield. He does it all.

Is that it all? Is that his sweet? Sweez me. Anyways, no, his dad's the one that was praising him, and you posted a picture of him of Genesis up on stage saying, look at my little boy protecting his mother like a bodyguard, as he should. He was just praising him. And then you see the little boy?

He's just wearing, like, a bomber jacket and some shorts, and then his little crocs. And he's on stage, and he's all serious protecting Alicia Keys, just so in case, and he hopes nobody's going to be, like, throwing anything at her mom. What happens if someone does? I know. I was about to say. say that.

Okay, honestly, if you throw something on stage while there's like a little eight-year-old boy, you're a P-L-A-S fool. Of course, but I don't trust people nowadays. It seems like there's no respect. So they're like, Alicia Keys, Alicia Keys, kids, kids, kid. Like, who cares? I got out of throw this. I want her to notice me.

Yeah. Yeah. They'll probably throw hot chocolate. I know. Why? Why hot chocolate? You guys aren't. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I remember your order. You like the hot chocolate. Oh, I thought it was because of, like, Swiss Miss or something. No. All the hot chocolate and Christmas. In the You Don't Know My Name video. You don't know. The hot chocolate.

I remember you order. All right. Just me fine. Whatever that order was, I remember somebody breaking it down and being like, he's going to have a stomach cake later. Yeah. Why you like that? Yeah. Because he ordered fish.

Fish and hot chocolate? Oh. What was it? I don't remember the fish part. Yeah. It was a special. The special was the fish. and then the hot chocolate with the specials of fish in this fake diner with the milk instead of water like yeah

I think you're kind of sweet yeah I don't know they're getting a poppin later oh oh for sure something's gonna be awesome but also to Genesis he sees mom as mom like oh yeah protective ass little kids oh they don't care who what where when they're like my and they are protective of me against each other. If another, if one of them hugs me, the other one's like, hey, hey, hey, get away from my mom. What you're doing on there? Uh-uh, uh-uh. I'm sure you see it too.

Maxis you away. Oh, man. If I'm like hugging her or laying down. Daniela, yeah. She's by me, I just see a flying knee just jump on me like, ah. You see, you see how it's like something like instinct that kids go through? Because it honestly reminded me of that one time I did that for my parents. Why?

Because you know how my, well, my parents don't know English at all. And so I remember there was this one time we were driving. We were like in an astroven. and we come into a stop, right? A red light. And so my dad's driving and we stop. And then this black truck hits us from behind. And so my dad doesn't have license at that time.

So he pulls over. He drives into like a gas station. And then the lady, she drives right behind him. She gets out of the car. And then she just starts telling them like racist things. Like go back to your country. But my dad was just like, like he doesn't understand. And my sisters were also in the car, but nobody got out.

So I got out and I started telling the lady out. Like I started cursing at her. I'm like, you don't speak to my parents like that. They don't understand. I'm like, you hate us. Like, how do you think? Right. How do you think like, yeah.

I'm like, how are you blaming him for hitting you? Like he didn't back up. You literally came in and just hit us from behind. And it was just like a whole scene. She's like, I'm going to call eyes. You Mexicans go back. Yeah, she was super. It's OC you guys.

OC. Wow. OC. But no, it just reminded me. I'm like, yeah, dude, like as kids, we tend to just. you know just protect their parents that was very different than what we were thinking

but it's the same thing it's the same thing where like you're protecting your parents yeah it was just my instinct like they don't know English let me go and what happened did you did you get like the information

or no my dad got mad at me later on saying like you didn't have to be cursing her or causing this thing and I'm like I'm not going to be letting her talk to you guys like that but no we didn't they didn't do anything still demanding respect

yeah and every time I know everything time I drive by that gas station I always remember that and mind you I was 11 so that was like 12 20 years ago wow and that's why Angie does not feel sorry for anybody on the side of the road I don't yeah no I know Angie oh my god she'll be mad right now I get I get where course yeah there's drivers I've done you dirty so you're like I'm parents dirty they did my parents dirty yeah okay sorry and you're she's getting really mad I know there's no need to be defensive here it wasn't it wasn't

The lady's not here, okay. Yes, it was Karen. Not us. All right. Well, thank you, Angie. Let me just stop talking. All right. That's it for Sondra Salah brought to you by your local Southern California.

Three out of the dealers. Sorry. I have a new obsession. Stanley's. You see my little Stanley? Yes. Oh, it's a cup. Yeah.

So this one is for my coffee. This one's for my water. Shout out to everybody. When there's Stanley or the Hydroflask or the one that costs $5 from five below. What? Jose. It's funny that I have my Stanle's? I barely found out of him about him two weeks ago on TikTok and now I can't get

enough. I lose all my hydroflats. Oh, you really? Yes. Couldn't be mean. It's annoying. No, you don't lose them. Your Swagger places them different places.

Yo, I swear, I'm like, where they are go? Actually, what's funny is, because you see how big a Stanley is, right? It's hard to find out where to put them in the kitchen. So my dad puts them where the potatoes are and he'll put them like, like he'll find, like, turn them to Horazano and then try to fit them where like we put little popcorn and stuff like that our pantry. That's so funny. And today I'm like, where's my Stanley? Because I wanted a specific one that's matching me.

Sorry, guys, this is real life problems. You just made me realize how ghetto I am because I use the water one and the coffee one. I use the same one. For the same thing. We're not supposed to do that? It's all the cup. There's bacteria. Bacteria where?

Yeah. There's bacteria and everything. But it's a really dark space in there. And even, and so bacteria. Love hot dark spaces, right? Okay. So if you're using it for hot stuff, now you're going to build the bacteria or whatever, then the water's going to get in there, then that's going to create mold.

But the hot water kills it all, doesn't it? It has to be. So you put hot water in your bottle? You don't drink hot water, you drink cold water. Yeah, cold water and then hot coffee. But there's hot water in that. Yes. Are you hearing what you're saying?

So you're putting the hot water in there to get the mold out, right? And then you're drinking it full. No, but I do a swig for. Oh my gosh. You're going to get Valley Fever. That's what I'm talking about at 7. Let's talk about Valley Fever because actually let's talk about it right now. Do you know what Valley fever is?

No, I probably have it though. I was in the Valley, though. Valley girls, I can't get enough. No, it's essentially, they call it Valley Fever. But apparently when there's like heavy rainfall and then there's like heat, a lot of, what is it, what is it called? Fungis is like spores, is mold is all kind of built up because. of how rainy it's been. Then it gets sunny and windy and then everything kind of gets flown around everywhere.

And it's causing symptoms that are similar to COVID. So respiratory, you can't really breathe. It might feel like a cold. So if you're going through that right now, chances are that you may have valley fever is what they're calling it. It's called something else. But we're, I guess it's coined as valley fever. Yeah.

I don't know. It might happen a lot in those areas, is what I'm saying. But even if you like have never heard of it, chances are that because of how crazy the rainfall was this year. Yeah. That we're going to get it throughout the year. So fall season, like, get ready for having valley fever. You might think it's COVID.

It's actually the valley. Double wash your cups, everybody. Yeah, see, you probably have it right now. Yeah. I'm going to double wash my cup. Isn't that crazy though? You sound stuffed. Not even your cup.

I found a hat at my house that was full of mold. Ew. It was just in the morning. Yeah. Your hat. His hat. Yeah, it was my hat. And guess what?

And where do you live? The valley. Oh, you got all the fever. I live in the St. Gabriel Valley, and then the other day, I was opening a heavy cream, because I put that as a creamer in my coffee. I was opening a little heavy cream like a carton, and it had mold around it, but the expiration said till next year. And so I'm like, this shouldn't have mold. It's still good. But it's, you know, it's not still good.

It's Valley fever. Just rinse it off. Yeah, just double rinse it. Yeah, and it's in the Stangabro Valley. Let's not do that to the valleys, you guys. The valleys are great places. Jose, don't you ever do that again? Yeah, it's just called Valley Fever.

Yeah. Yes, they have it in Boah Heights, too. It's over here thinking like that. Wherever there was rain, yeah. There's going to be mold because there was that much rain and we're not used to it. And then now the mold is growing because of the heat.

Oh. And now it's in your hydroplasmus it. And you're drinking it. You don't watch it. Chill out. Chill out, chill out, chill out. I do watch it. You rinse it.

I wash it and rinse it. I doubt you have the scrub too. I do. I stick my finger down there. No. Bro, are you serious? Like, guys, a month ago, we showed Vic which scrub to buy from Amazon so you could clean it right. Did you not ever order it?

No. You didn't. Next question. And then he puts a non, what was the coffee you put? It was non-infinite coffee? Guys, we have to do this. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to bring out our business to the air, but we have to.

So the other day, Vick is like so happy. Like, you guys, I brought instant coffee. This is how I know you're a bachelor. I'm not mad at you, bro. I'm not mad at you. No, he came in like in a great mood. Super happy, you guys, guess what? I'm here early.

I brought instant coffee. And he went to go make one in his little hydro flask. Yeah. And he's drinking and he's like, these crystals, they're like, they're not dissolving. Like, it's crazy. And I feel so amped up right now. He bought ground coffee, which you're still supposed to put through a strainer. Yeah.

It's not instant coffee. Yeah. But he was turned. I drank it all. Yeah. You drank it out after we told you like, hey. No, no, no. Like I stopped at a point, but like I drank a lot.

To be like, dang, they're not dissolving. But you know what? Who cares? I had like all the grounds on my tongue and I was like, P. Okay. Oh, yeah. So the coffee was not so instant.

Yeah. The grounds to scrub the inside of your cup and clean it? Exactly. See? Yeah, I was thinking ahead. Yeah. So shout out to you if you have a Stanley, if you have a hydroflask, if you have anything in your car. Or if you have Valley fever.

Or if you have Valley fever because of mold. Wash it. Wash it, wash it. And the thing too with hydroflats and Stanlies is we think because if we put water in it, we don't have to wash it. Like, it's water. It's going to be clean. But water in is like damp environments, which equal water. That is like bacteria heaven.

Yeah. Mold heaven. All right. Stop making me. be your mom, okay, everybody. Just watch your stuff. I love it. And watch your butt while you're at it.

Jose, looking at you. Shout to the son. Shout to the son. And I have a shout out for Queen C-05. Her son's Chris and Corbin listen to us while she's driving them to, well, wait, hold on, she says.

My boys, Chris and Corbyn love listening to us. They are huge brown bag fans, and they go to work with her, so they listen. Wow. Summertime. Chrissy Corby, good morning. And then... What does she do, I wonder?

Yeah. Because have you ever had to go with your parents to work? Oh, yeah. Yes. My dad was a locksmith. Oh, man. In the summertime, because that's basically when he had to take care of us

because there's no school. Oh, my... We'd fight for the shade in the car. So there's always a little bit of shade, but we'd be like, hey, no. And Monica always got it because she's the oldest, and she's perfect. And I'm just, I should be honored to be in her presence.

But you fight for the shade. shade, then you fight for the radio. Yeah. Because, like, who can control it? Yeah. Oh, it's a lot of memories. What about you, Big? You had to go with Dad's?

No, I had to go with my mom one time. She used to work at Santa Monica in, like, this, like, big high rise. And it was actually pretty cool because they would, like, give me, like, slam magazines and, like, coloring books. And then they would be like, oh, you could play, like, anything on the computer. Oh, that's so cool. And they had nice air conditioning. Like, past time. Yeah.

Oh, I'm fighting for shade? I wish I could do that now. In a bucket? I'm over here in the 80. See, like playing like... Yeah, getting slam magazines. I'm getting slammed by my sister. Making the frontico back.

Oh, man. All right. It's all good. Yeah, I went with my mom all the time. And she used to clean houses, but she would clean houses like in Tarzana up the hills. So like the kids would have like all the game systems. Yeah. So I'd be like, oh, cool, let's black.

Is that how you got two golden ice? Yes. And then they used to always send us to the movie theaters Like it was cool Wow I'm so jealous I'm so jealous It was fun

That's tough Because for me it was almost like yours too Because my dad did tree trimming So every Saturday we would go And it was the same thing Like I would try to get the shade as much as possible Because we'd be outside all the time Oh yeah

But that was just I like what you would do with your dad too You would up charge Oh yeah All that time Because I would have them them do the business negotiations. Yeah, because again, I would go and translate,

that was my job at, you know, six and all that. Anyways, so they would call them up, right? And then he'd go give an estimate. Like, they'd be like, oh, I want this tree trim. Like, I want it to be shape in this form. And he'd be like, oh, okay, it'll be 150. He would tell you to tell them. And I'm like, why?

That's a little bit. And so then I'm like, oh, he said it'll be 250. And they usually always gave him the job. No way. I told them, I'm like, all you have to do is like up charge. up charge and then bring it down a little bit and then to them it's like whoa you're got a deal yeah yeah and then i would always tell him i'm like give me the money and i can't even never give me the money yeah you never got i thought you would maybe get you no he never paid me after 10

well i mean what he how he paid me was just like taking me to go eat yeah that was the perks i was like oh fast food the purse is to eat yeah but we all become our parents because the other day i had a little vick helping me like write all the merch down for the brown bag pot and i was just like he's like how much you can pay me. I'm like, you have a roof over your head. And I'm like, oh my God. As a kid, he's like, I'm doing rough work, but it's like, no, I pay for you to just live freely. Exactly.

Me asking you to count shirts is nothing. Yes, it's not that hard. All right. Well, that's our parents and that's it. You've been parents never took you to work? Well, my mom worked from home, so technically I guess I worked all the time helping you care of the kids. And then my dad worked in construction, so hell and all, he would never take it. Oh, yeah.

I got to ride in his truck sometimes. That's cool. Yeah, sorry. Sorry. Is that why you would cry in the driveway when he would leave? I don't know, maybe. Come back. Maybe, I don't know.

Somebody go hugger. No. Word on Rosecrans. Word on Rosecrans. What's the word? 50 cent graced the cover of men's health magazine in celebration of hip-hop's 50th anniversary, along with Common, Method Man, Buster Rhymes, Ludacris,

and Wiz Khalifa. Sweet baby, Jesus. All right. So in the cover story. Ladies, go look at the cover right now. There's multiple covers. Relax, relax, relax. Go look at Metta Health right now.

Look at the Method Man cover. Shout up to all the healthy men. Listen, Irene, the group job. Yo. Go look right now, ladies. You're welcome. Wow. Wow.

Big, I only told you to say this story because of this right here. Go Brown Bank Morning's 106 right now. They're not even that buff. Actually, go look at my page. They're really buff. Why are you guys objectifying you, man? I know.

Exactly. And a brain. How's it feel? Cupcake. Sit down over there. You're successful. You look better, quiet, honey. I've worked hard.

Yes, all right. We're talking for that body that they have. Hey, right. I know. The video. The video. The video. Great.

Look, look. Look, Ludacris! Wait, Ludacris is in this video and he does something with his chest I've never seen. I do that all the time, it's not a big deal. Are you to post that? Or is that on the side? Yes. Sci-Fi, you want to get the trumpets ready?

Even Wiz Khalifa. Even Wes Khalifa. Okay, look, I never looked at that. Please sci-fi do the honors? I never like that. I never like that. I got to finish the story, all right? Okay, good luck.

Good luck. All right, yeah. Too early for all that. Exactly. They caught valley fever over here. All right. Anyway, so like I was saying, in the cover story, they focus on 50's health journey, how he started out as a lean. Health.

Yes. They were so healthy. Look at me. He started out as like a lean boxer slash dope boy, you know, in Southside Jamaica Queens. Then he transformed into a rap superstar and a reluctant sex symbol. Reluctant sex. As you can see, after he was shot nine times. But he also credited R&M.

and B singer DeAngelo as inspiration for his body as well as Brad Pitt and his V-shaped pelvis paws that's what like he saw that and he was like I got to be that and we all know that video even if you're not familiar with DeAngelo's music like that you know that video it's literally him in a room yeah is no clothes yeah and it's you could see the abs you could see the definition and that V thing that you're talking about yes the V shape help that that changed Irene's life that V shape Y'all got a chill. I'm helping. Irene has the biggest smile.

Hey, hey, hey. I'm just really happy this morning. It's Method Man that did it for you, huh? Yes, it was. Yeah. There's a puddle on the floor. Is it you or Irene? Like, not even to lie,

with his clean boy, but still very, like, much body to her. Yeah, he does, like, jihitsu and stuff now. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Even potheads right there. He also said that during his... I don't care what he said,

Hold on! I have a story! Look, he said during his Super Bowl halftime performance, he wasn't fat and out of shape, according to him. He was. Remember when everybody was like, he was hanging upside down? And everybody was like, what's going on with him? He said that he was prepping for a TV role.

Okay, so he wasn't fat. So he was fat. Yeah, but he says doesn't count. It wasn't because of life. Not by choice. What movie? By choice, I mean. Whatever.

It was a movie. Still the work. That's what I'm doing right now. If you see I'm out of shape, I'm preparing for a role. No. It's okay, Duna. I'm going to play Duna on the next movie. I ain't going to lie.

All right, look. Watch the DeAngelo movie. Maybe that can inspire you too. You got it in you? Yeah. Yeah, I'll do it. If you guys had a cover, what would it be all my fine men in here? Men's what?

There's mental health? What would it be? I don't know. It's not going to be that. We're not that healthy. It would be complex. You guys just ruined my mood. Doc, even Buster Rhymes was in there.

I'm like, why do you look like that still? They put someone from every genre. And granted, this is a men's health magazine. Yep. Ladies, let's get it together. Let's stop drooling. It's a men's health magazine, and so the men were opening up about their feelings

and their emotions, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But they looked really good. Shout out to them. Shut up. Busta too. And then they're all around 50 years old. Like literally all of them. 50s,

40s, 40s. Oh, Wiskly is 50. Oh, yeah. Whiskeley is a good. This one.

Yeah. Everybody else is. Luda. Luda's probably like mid 40s. Yeah. I think they got someone from every kind of generation. Yeah. Of like,

of hip hop because they're doing it to celebrate the 50s. It was cool. Like reading like Busta's a story of how he was really unhealthy. And what like led to the change to getting back into that shape he used to be. What led to it? It was, I'm not going to read it. Just looking at their bodies.

He was having like sleep apnea because he was over 300 pounds and he had never been that weight. Yeah. And then one day he got like super turt and his son, he said that his son walked in and when he tried to dive up his son, his son slapped his stomach. And that's what like a like one of the moments. Reminder of like, damn. My son has never done this to me. And that really like triggered him to be like, okay, I got to get it together. When he came in the game too, think of his first music videos.

Super skinny. Super skinny. Like with Kalifabody. Yeah. Literally. So I'm sure that type of that fluctuation would get to him to. Yeah. But shout to all these buffoos, health is wealthy, yada yada yada.

Health is well. Healthy. Y'all are looking. Healthy. Let me tell you. Healthy, healthy. Look, speaking of beefy OGs, though, Ice Cube and Seth Rogan are beefing over snacks.

Okay? What? Look, so Ice Cube and Seth Rogan both star in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem movie, which is out in theaters today. You guys saw it, and I'm so jealous. Great movie, great movie. But because of this, they sat down with Complex for an episode of snack, where they ate and discussed different type of snacks.

But what really tested the limits of their relationship, though, was a heated argument over ketchup-flavored lays. Listen to this. The most normal thing to put on a fried potato in the world is not ketchup. What? Wait a minute. That's what you put on fries. I feel so mad. What the hell kind of diabolical?

What's going on? His laugh. So apparently ketchup lays are a Canadian thing. They only sell them in Canada. Okay. So they both had them and Ice Cube had the maddest look on his face. Why do they put ketchup on lays? But they're both on the same page.

Yeah. They both don't think it's good. No, no, no. Seth Rogen loves it. He loves it. And Ice Cube is so mad that it even exists. But Seth is saying that you eat French fries with ketchup, so technically it's still potato. Yeah.

And Ice Cube is trying to hear any of it. It's very high talk conversation. But later on, they bond over bean and cheese burritos. Listen to this. When I was in high school, I essentially only ate microwave with those burritos. Mm-hmm. That hard. Yep.

Just like your mama used to try to make it. Not bad, though. Not bad. I need that school taco sauce. Yeah. But bean and cheese is the best way ever also. Yeah, they were definitely not the men's health issue. No, not at all.

They didn't qualify. Hey, but eating cheese burritos from school? Yes. Top tier. I like how Ice Cube brought up the taco sauce from school. It's like a specific one, like Jose O'Lei or something like that. Jose O'Lay or something like that. I'm like, he's one of us.

For sure, he's one of us. Hey, I'm not too mad at the ketchup stuff. It sounds gross. It sounds gross. I put ketchup on my sandwich one time because I didn't have tomatoes. Because, you know, like, let's say you're making it have a sandwich. Oh, yeah, yeah. Tomato.

And then I didn't have tomatoes. So I'm like, I'm going to use ketchup. and it was really good. And then I just used ketchup on my hand sandwiches now. Try it. We have tomatoes in there. There's literally tomatoes in there. It's different.

I love ketchup and I hate tomatoes. It's a thing. That used to be me. Yeah. I don't like tomatoes. Then I grew up. Is it the texture? Oh.

Cover of boys' health. Little boy, little boy. Wow. Really? Tomatoes are gross, dude. They're unnecessary. They serve no purpose. The texture is gross.

Yeah, they're slimy. Okay. But they also taste like nothing. But isn't like ketchup slimy too? No, it's different. It's like a paste. So when you get a burger, do you get it without tomato? Like, do you take it out?

I don't take it out because I'm not a kid, but like, I'm just like, why is it here? Children. You know. He orders a kid to me on plane. No, I'm just like this. He does. He does. He doesn't need to be here.

All right. I love ketchup, though. Shout to ketchup. Yeah. But not on my chips. It's funny because. Like me and my little brother, we eat potato chips with ketchup. Ah, dear.

Because it's like French fries. It's like extra thin French fries. No. I'm not going to knock it. There's people that put ketchup on mariscoes. That's cool. Oh, yeah, that's good of mariscus. That's different.

I don't know. It's different. Bean and cheese brittles for the win, all right? Yeah. That solves all the problems in the world. Thanks, Nick. All right. That was your word on Rosecrans brought to you by local Southern California Toyota dealers.

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Hit us up, 818 52059. And let's get into Don't You Know I'm Local. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esa? Don't you know I'm local? Local. Since when did Halloween season start August?

I'm still trying to figure it out. I'm annoyed. It's always been that. There's so much promo and everything. There's so much already. I'm like, what's going on? The latest Six Flags, man. They've announced their Fright Fest mazes.

And I can't lie. I'm excited about this. What are they? They have one for The Conjuring. And they have one for Saw, which is freaking awesome, all right. Six Flags? Six Flags. Is that a trip?

Yeah, but it's a six flags thing. And I'm not mad at it because Six Flags was my first fright fest that I ever went to. And I thought that was really cool. So, and actually Fright Fest is going to start September 8th. So super early, right? A whole month early. Yeah, I'm excited.

That's not even like Halloween vibes yet. No, it is. It's so hot. Have you not seen? Irene's anything. The theme parks usually start like the middle of September. So you're a theme park? No,

no, I'm talking about like when the themes and stuff. I don't know. I mean, I feel it, but at the same time, like it doesn't feel like I don't get that Halloween. Your soul's just not as dark as my house. Oh, that's what it is. And then to all my starby queens and kings,

it seems like rumor has. August 24th is when pumpkin spice latte gets the flavors of fall yeah the fall favorite comes I'm excited for that too last year was the first time I tried pumpkin spice I know we tried the hot one Angie yeah we did but then I tried the cold one my sister knows how to order it she knows the you got to get the correct amounts of yeah I'm a huge fan of pumpkin anything yeah I'll like literally eat pumpkin anything yeah pumpkin pie pumpkin spice yes yes I love all that so I'm ready I'm ready for all that part. Angie's just upset because she's a Christmas queen. I am. I am. I love Christmas. I'm waiting for the Christmas drink from Starbucks already. Do you remember in the movie Nightmare Before Christmas

where he goes into the woods, Jack goes into the woods and there's like a door for each holiday? Oh yeah. Yes. I'm like no one ever goes into the turkey. No. I love Thanksgiving. I love Thanksgiving too. What decorations do they have besides a turkey? Love and thankfulness. Thank you. Because you need a decoration. And it's Christmas The made-up pilgrims? Yeah. Whatever pumpkins from Halloween,

you just turn them around so the Jack the lantern doesn't show and then boom, now you have pumpkins. Are you going to overlook squash? Yeah. Yeah. Cranberries?

Yeah. You can have all that in Christmas. Just know it's on the way. We're here. It's Halloween season even though it's 5,000 degrees outside. I know. Feels very Halloween. So get your Christmas outfits ready,

your costumes, all of that. I'm in between a couple. Have you thought about it yet? You have to. It's August 2nd. I think about it like October 27th. It's a good guy. All you do is like put face paint on and go steal people's candy.

Wow. I got to think of something. I got a top spider cuss that I was last year because that was a pretty good one. Yeah, that was pretty cool. I got to do it up. Irene, you have yours already. I know you do. I'm not sure yet, but I have to decide with it the next week.

Just be Helicis. Just be Helicini. I actually was Helicitty like, years ago and I still have the costume. I have the ears and the little overalls and stuff. No, but I want to do something different. Pachako. No. Caropee. All right, well, just get your costumes in just so you know the fight best. Everything's going down already. I really do like that Six Flags has Saw, which is scary. That's super scary. And you know which other one they have? It's not really a movie or anything, but they have a truth or dare maze. And I thought that was

really cool. I'm like, I wonder what it is. Tell the truth or take the Do you go in further? What's the whole life? I saw, go ahead. I saw on, on TikTok, they did like a panel. And this year's six flags, I believe it's six flags. They're having a maze that's like Mexican, damn it.

No, not themes. Can you say the next word, please? It's like, it's La Yorona, like the Grim Weeper. It's like all the, you know, the things that we're afraid. Yes, all the stuff that were. Harding Dianepuipuay? Grim Reaper is like a chippa cabra. Yeah, that.

Yeah. Oh, that's a six flags? Mm-hmm. Dang. Yeah, they got to be out. Yeah, the conjuring, that's going to be. Conjuring is crazy. I'm already afraid.

That's to be crazy. Halloween mazes are fun. Like, I love them. I love going to mazes. I just love, enjoy it. I don't like rides, but I like. So I hate you. Thanks.

Because you won't go to a scary movie because you don't believe in the last. I went to a scary movie with you. No, you were so mad at your crying. And you're like, oh, I just don't believe in this. spiritual stuff. There's gonna, the mazes is conjuring is all that stuff. Where you get the, do you think they get the props from? Do you want to play a game?

Yeah. I'm the same way though. You're such a hypocrite. Oh, what? Enjoy, we're all hypocrites. Yeah, like I love Halloween, but like I hate scary movies. I like to go to the mazes and all that stuff.

See, scary. Just sitting there and having it like. But your reason and his reason is different. The reason is because you're scary cat. Yeah, Maximo, you're late. Maximo says, oh, because the Bible. Don't be afraid of the darkness, all right? The shadow realm, whatever.

It's all good. Spiritual realm. All right. Well, just so you know. That's what you know I'm local. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help.

We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for the homie helpline. Shout out officer Medina. No. Before we get into Homey Helpline, this is a funny story, so I have to share with you. Don't say anything in front of me, fool, because I'm going to tell my friends that are listening while they're listening, okay? Exactly.

Boom. I'm more loyal to them than this room. Just like that way. You listening? Milo is used to you. Maximil was recruited by a cop one day. Talk about it. I was a Chatsworth courthouse.

And I was in line to pay a ticket. What kind of ticket? I think it was the camera tickets. Funny enough, I got caught on a camera ticket with a phony man. Dang. You can't fight that. Double trouble. And then this cop was like right there.

And he just started recruiting me. What do you mean? Yeah, what did he tell you? Like, I was in line, and then he's like, hey, man, you ever thought about being a cop? Shut. I swear. And he was like a sheriff, and I was like, nah. He was like, we make good money.

And I was like, all right, that's cool. He's like. Got benefits. Yeah, he kept like just saying like positive things. I'm like, no, I'm good, man. Let me get out of here. That's crazy. You look real nice and dark blue, man.

What won't you look like if you're trimmed your hair, you know, just really short, like a bus cut? What were you doing that would make a cop, like, want to be hanging out? out of you were like want to recruit you. Did you grow out your mustache? No. Were you talking people what to do or you asking people for their insurance and registration? Yeah. What were you wearing?

I probably just like all blue. Like young and I needed some money. Did you look? Did you look menacing? No, he's probably like, damn, this can't broke. Let me help him out. Let me help him be a cop.

I know this guy don't have benefits. That's not how they think number one. I don't know. I was just like, yeah, bro, no, I'm good. Yeah, I'm trying to figure out what it was about you that caught his eye. What were you doing at the time? Like, what was your occupies? patient?

A behavioral therapist. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're supervising people right there. Yeah. You have cop tendencies, dog, just know that money. I do not. What it feels like you really want to get people to know how to behave?

Yeah. Come join the side. Come join the blue side. It sounds like bacon. Well, shout out you, Officer Medina. Officer Medina. It has a ring to it. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You'd be known by your last name? Yeah. Yeah. No, sci-fi, don't push any button. Don't push any button. And when I worked at the schools,

I would hate when they would call me Mr. Medina. Be like, yo, call my first name. Yeah, but Officer Medina is very different than Mr. Medina. Nah. It makes me sound old. You ever handcuffed? You are. Hey, yo.

All right. Who do you help you, me? Mr. Funkin called Medina. Okay, so look, the homie Fern. The homie Fern. He DM does. He DMed us. Yesterday was National Girlfriend Day.

Yeah. And yesterday he said he came home. He, uh, he said, all right, I'm going to read his DM. Okay. So yesterday I came home and my girl was pissed. Not going to lie. At first I thought she caught me up, you know, but, few, it wasn't that. Oh, gosh.

He said, nah, all her two home girls posted for national. All her two home girls is crazy. Jolie has two home girls. That's hilarious. I said posted for National Girlfriend Day and she's mad I didn't post. I'm a private person and I just post car stuff. I don't even post my kids. I'm not trying to post our business like that,

but she keeps bugging. Can you hook it up with tickets to Disney? Shut! Oh! No way. He didn't write that. Yeah, no, that's what he said. He said, JK, JK, what should I do, fool?

What should you do? He wasn't just kidding. He wasn't. Yeah, he had to slip that in there. Yeah. Damn, she only has two friends. She only has two friends. That is late.

By the way, if you want those Disney tickets because we do have Disney California Adventure Park tickets, we're going to start that back up again next week. Fool. That's right. Okay. Yeah. Yes. He is a lot of job.

He's a lot already. Yes. He came home so they lived together. Yep. She's already mad. All her two home girls. He clowns them for sure. Oh yeah.

You and your two home girls? You're two home girls? They have kids. So it's not even just girlfriend and his baby mama. Yes. Yeah. Oh, I've heard that I've seen before. I don't even post anything.

I'm a private person. This is my business page. What do you mean? This is my car page. You're supposed to work. I feel it. But the people that he follows. Our girl.

IG model Yeah, it's not just cars. He doesn't just follow cars. Oh, I want to throw up. But hey, go off. We have to help the home media. This is how you guys feel when we have to help girls that are going through it. Like how we had to help the girl that didn't want her man to propose.

I feel like I want to help the girl. But check this out. Fern is trying. He's asking for help. You know, he's calling a lifeline. It's so easy. Hey, Fern. It's going to be crazy how easy this is.

Remember? No, no, no. Fern. Poster. Wow. Look at that. You don't got to do anything drastic. Okay, Fern.

You don't got to be. Corny, my boy. Yeah. You don't have to go that far, okay? That's like extreme. Fern, this is also coming from fools in this rule. Not one posted their girlfriend. All of them have girlfriends.

One of them has an imaginary one. But none of them posted their girlfriend. That is a made-up holiday. Yes. Duh. Yeah. Made up by the man. You know how corny is you looked?

Two break up people, especially people of color. Shut, don't. We're not going to pull the race card. I'm not going to do that. They're trying to tear our families apart. I would just like to shout out our homie George. Yes. From our video department because he did an incredible job of posting his girlfriend.

He appreciate Bianca. And you know what's crazy? He made the block hot. You know what's crazy is he also works in radio. He also just posts his portfolio. He just posts his work. He takes incredible photos of artists. He does, he still manages to post his girl.

It's so crazy. It's because it was like a photography thing, right? And wasn't it a really nice photo? It was a very nice. It was a photography, like. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, the excuse.

Don't put that on us? Yeah. It's not like that's a photographer too, and I saw that same fight up. But they don't, he didn't even have to like actually post a photo. He could have just done it on his story. So it's going to be gone in 24 hours. You could have done it on your story. Just story.

That's all we asked for. Look, he's looking for help. He doesn't probably want to do all that. That's crazy. That's a little al-Landish. All he posts is call them. Remember who wants to be a millionaire? He's calling for a lifeline.

All right, you guys need to follow a tribe called hip-hop on Instagram. That's my friend George, in Power 106. A real man that's walking down up and down these halls. He posted his... Sci-fi. He posted a photo of his... No, no, no, look how beautiful this is. He posted a photo of his girl.

Girls follow him. Yeah, girls follow him. Ruined a good thing. And guess what? You know what's so dope? And guess what? Can I talk? Gosh, damn.

I'm not. This is a man show. No, it's not. Act like it. Oh, my God. I'm explaining something, dog. For real. You don't got to cut me off to be a man.

Jeez. Anyway, he posted her and he said my whole heart and it looks so amazing. Yeah. So, yeah, follow him. And guess what? Shout to my baby girl, Bianca, because he has hell of friends that are girls that he kicks it with every day. It's not a problem.

Listen. Perfect. Top of you. How many followers does he have? I don't know. More than you. Because 9,000 men are waiting for them to break up so they can slide in her DNA. Yes. Talk about it, Maximo. Talk about it. That's why. Yes. Because they're just waiting. They're hanging out.

Yeah. Oh, this is so cool, so cute. But soon as they see him not poster for a week, guess what's going to happen? They're sliding. DMs is popping. Slip and sliding. Okay. So when you keep it private, you keep everyone out of life. Exactly. And you just, you know, I'm not hiding you from the world. I'm hiding the world from you. I don't know. It also seems like he's hiding stuff because he's. said, oh, I thought I got caught it. Yeah. That could mean anything, that could mean anything, though. We're not talking like this is a high value man.

No, look. I would you know, that could have meant anything. That could have meant that like, I don't know, he spent all the money that they had or it could, it doesn't have to be like. I don't know. My first thought went into him. He's cheating. That's an assumption. He's a funny guy.

He was joking. He was joking. The message is really funny. Yeah. Especially when he's asked of a particular trait. But at the same time, if. If you're asking us for help. Yes.

Which is your girl. He needs help. That is essentially telling you what she needs to make her happy. Like this is a crazy thing. Like we will tell you, hey, do this. I want this to be done. And you're like, Noah, what should I do? Should I do seven other things?

It's like, no, do this one thing. Yeah, just one thing. Post me. See, but now if he posts, it's going to be like, oh, you're only posting me because I told you. Yeah. So it's too late. Yeah.

So it's too late. Yeah. And now he should be getting her gifts, flowers and all this stuff to make it up. And still post her on the story. Just saying. Just make life fun, man. That's it. Yeah.

Just be a good man. Social media means nothing. Oh, that's what... Unnecessary pressure. If it means nothing, then just post it. Oh. Irene, I'm not here for your logic, okay? Nothing so bad.

That made too much sense. It scared me and my homie, all right? Let's help the homie firm. Let us know what you would tell your friend that said, you know what? My girl's mad that I didn't post it for National Girlfriend Day. Her other homegirls with toxic boyfriends still posted them. So now I'm in the doghouse. I want to make it up to her.

What should I do besides poster clearly? Poster is not the option. And girls, if you've been through this too, because it's crazy that I could say it to these guys and it's still. They don't care. See? I would rather poster on a non-national girlfriend day than on a national girlfriend day. Yeah. Well, you guys don't even do that.

Yeah. If I was him, I'll probably just start dirty mac in the boyfriends of the homegirls. And be like, yeah, they posted her, but they don't do anything and they cheat. I seen him. And then it's just like, you want that kind of boyfriend? Yeah. And then just be like, or you want somebody? Would you rather a guy that posts you and cheats on you or a guy that is private and cheats on you? Exactly. Wait. All right, check this out, homie.

You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got your fault. The homie. Helpline The homie

Fern needs help The homie Fern needs help He came home yesterday To his surprise His girl was mad at him For not posting her on National Girlfriend Day Sounds valid

Yeah And her two home girls The only two home girls She has in the world They posted Their man's posted them So now it's a problem Mm-hmm

Damn Comparison is a thief of joy Let me just say that Let me just put that out there Real quick Oh God But we have have a caller that has some advice for Fern, right?

Yeah, we have Diane from Hollywood that said that he should just get a, he should just get a custom phone case of her. So her photo will be all over. It's pretty simple, but it's pretty simple, but it's like better than posting. Right, because you don't have to worry about being like so private. And then you can always swap the phone case, like in and out, like no problem. Oh my God. If you wanted to, like, you don't have to.

but I'm just saying like that. Who said that? I'm Diane from Hollywood. Shout of Diane. That might be a good idea. I'm going to do you one better because he did say, didn't he say that he only posts photos of his cars? Yes. Ooh, have you seen those things on TikTok? What?

Where you open the door and it's the picture of the girl. On the bottom on the floor? I have those, but mine are Batman. I like that. I was thinking getting air freshener of your girl. So every time you post your car, boom, you're twisting your car. And if someone zooms in, which we do

or get a next to your girl. That's pretty cool. Or a decal on the side of the seat that says her name's seat. And then she can never say you don't post her. Because he's saying the problem is that he only posts his car, he doesn't post family, he don't even post the kids.

I like that. I think that would work. Not the doormats. You don't post a dorm mats on the... The air freshener is cool. That's a good compromise. I'm very intrigued by there's photos.

Yeah. Like projected. It's a mini projector. It's so funny because they send that too. You know, like the Mercedes, you know, you open the door. Well, there's custom ones that you could buy. To put photo. Yeah, you could put like your girl's photo.

Yes. It's kind of art. Turn into a sinful. Hold on. And it'll be the picture of the girl on the floor. Not going to lie, it looks a little bit scary. Yeah. I was like, oh.

But like, how much do they cost? Because I feel like that would get pricey for me. I don't know. You could like change them out every couple months. Oh, yeah. For you. Oh. Yeah.

for you to be. So it's like maybe hold off on it unless it's like super, super duper serious. So you ain't never gonna get one. Yeah. So basically not for big, but for them,

that might be a good idea. Well, they have kids together and all this stuff. Okay. You know what I do wonder? I wonder if the girlfriend would still be mad

had her friends not gotten posted. Of course. Are you mad because you didn't post you? Are you mad because your home girls got posted and you didn't? Both.

A, valid reasons. Valid. But I just wanted. Because like when you're saying comparison. It has to be the comparison because especially like the way he's describing his girl in this like little short piece is like she doesn't have too many friends. But the one she does have it's like 100% of her friends like got posted on National Girlfriend Day. The statistics are not in his favor. That's not good for you, dogs.

Yes. And if she had like way more friends, it would be like, oh, some posted, some didn't. But she's like, okay, I'm only looking at these two people. All my friends. All my friends. You know what I'm saying? So yeah we actually we have a caller we have another color we have friend some advice We have Brian from Long Beach online one all right

Brian Brian Hello what's up Brian You got some advice referring Yeah I mean He should post her you know it's already too late Yeah yeah yeah yeah Now it's gonna be a petty post so He should just you know

Go buy her flowers Tell her hey I didn't post you but all I need you to know is I love you, you know. Ah, okay, okay. I'm here, aren't I? In private, that's in super private. You got to shut the door behind you. When you say that close all the windows, just so only you to know that you love her.

April, do you keep your girl private or secret? I personally don't, but, you know, to each their own. I think what ends up happening with girls too is like, why are you not posting? Like, what's the reason, right? Is it because you're that way? Because if you're private, but then you're, Like you have an account. Yeah.

So it's like, are you a private person? Because you have an account. Yeah. What level is your private meter? Your privacy, yes. Yeah. So. I mean, there's a lot of excuses you could use, you know.

You could say like HR at work follows me. You know, I don't want them to know my business. You know what I'm saying? Like a lot of things, you know? There's a lot of like ways to get around that. Okay. This full Julio Uribe on Instagram is DMing me. I hope his girl knows.

He says, I don't think Fern did anything wrong because, to be honest, the couples posting each other are the unhappiest ones. I've never posted my girlfriend and we've been together eight years. All her friends will get shown off by their boyfriends on social media and they all got cheated on and they are now single. Posting each other on social media is putting up a fake image to make everyone think you're happy. When deep down, you know you're not. We've seen it time and time even with celebrities. Tell Fern to give it time and he's still going to be with his girl while her two. home girls are going to be single because they got cheated on.

Let's go. That's what I'm talking about, Julio. I would get it if I didn't also know fools that cheat and are private. Like, if I didn't have homies that legit do this exact same thing while they're cheating, then I'd get you. Those fools are ruining there for everybody. But this is a great manipulation tactic. There's a few bad apples, okay?

There's a few bad apples. They'll represent all the apples. And then I would just like throw out there. The ones of us that post are our, uh, Our photos with our couples, that doesn't mean we're the unhappiest ones. We're just the ones that try to mask it the best. They are all unhappy. You can tell who's really unhappy because the longer the paragraph, the more unhappy the act.

Oh, no, my favorite line is, even though we have our ups and down, it's like, oh, you know. I put you through hell. They cheated on each other. At me already. She cheated back. At me already. You didn't say that. I'm going through a roller coaster of emotions this morning.

There's always those words like roller coaster. ups and downs. You're worth it. And it's just like, oh yeah, they cheat. Rider die is crazy. Because you know she's almost died. She almost died. She's dying for your love.

Hey, Angie, I didn't see you posted for a national. Oh, okay, first off, okay. Okay, first off, I did send him like, hey, don't forget, August 1st, National You did that? I did. I don't care. Losers. I don't care.

But Angie, you said that he hasn't asked you to be. I know, I know. But listen, I didn't want him to post me on Instagram. I don't care for that. But I wanted him to send me flowers. Yes. And so I sent him the screenshot. And then he sends me back a screenshot of Google that he Googled National Girlfriends.

And then he's like, it's actually supposed to be for your girlfriends, like you and your girls. Your friends, your girls. Yeah, your friends. And then he's like, and then he's like, and I celebrate you every day. Oh, smooth. I just gave him the really eyes emoji. Guys. Smooth with no flowers.

All right. Maybe that will work for it. Yeah. Google. A friend. Google screenshot senator. We're like, look, your friends and their men are pendejos because they thought this was for your girlfriend.

This is actually for your friends that are your friends. So maybe be mad at your home girls that they didn't post you. Yeah. They're your girlfriend. Exactly. Or get mad at them for not having reading comprehension. He even circled it. And he circled it where it said it's national girlfriends for couples.

And it said, no, it's for your chicks. This fool. It's kind of a jerk. It's kind of a jerk move. Not going to lie. Because it's like, it's all of what you use it for. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

It's like, yeah, it's probably that. But I'm going to use it to show my love to my girlfriend. Yeah. I don't know, Angie. He just dots a couple points that I. It's like, I celebrate you everything. Yeah. You should ask him how.

Like, how do you celebrate me every day? Damn. Yeah, I don't see flowers everything. The honeymoon stage is beautiful. Oh, man. I don't know if it's the honeymoon stage because it's been like a year on and off. Oh, wow. All right.

Ups and down. Brother die. You win, you lose either way. You lose if you post them. You lose if you don't post them. If you post them and you break up, like one of my homies, like then you're like everyone thinks you're so together. Then you have to make an announcement that you're not.

But it's in your time so no one's going to push you. Then you lose if you don't post them because I'm like, why aren't you posting me? There's no winning. There is winning. Just give them. Just give us gifts. We wanted flowers. Are you listening to this Priya's puppy?

I wanted flowers. It's not too late. My girl hates flowers and I'm so happy. Ah, you're lucky. What does she like? No, does your mom hate flowers? No, my girl hate flowers or does she hate your mom? She'd be like, dude, they're going to die.

Did you hear me? Yes, I heard you. She does not hate my mom, okay? Because what does your mom do for a living? Clean houses. Oh, I thought she makes flowers. Oh, she makes flowers on holidays. Oh, no.

Now it's like, I hate holiday flowers. No, she's like, they're going to die anyway. Don't get into me. I'm not going to take care of them. Buy her plants. She likes plants. Yeah. We have a lot of plants.

Sometimes they're dying too. Why don't you just marry her so you don't have to worry about National Girlfriend Day? I am married. I'm talking to Fern. Guilty! Just marry her so you don't have to worry about National Girlfriend Day because there's no National Wife Day. That's not National Wife Day. Ooh, that's a good workaround.

That's a good workaround. And you can marry her in private. Till national life day. There's no national life base for the anniversary. They're going to make it up next year. Okay. We got more advice on the line. You did it?

Yeah, we have Brianna from the City of Industry on line one. Come on. Yeah. City of Industry, very old. I love how women love to give guys advice about this. All right. What's up, Mamasita? Good morning.

Hi, good morning, Lettie. Good morning, baby, girl. What's up, Brianna? What are you got to say to first? I'm listening myself. I'm listening to myself on the radio on my way to work. Okay, put yourself down because there's going to be a delay and it's going to be all crazy. Oh, okay.

So my boyfriend didn't post me, but only because he doesn't have social media. Ooh, that's a good one. Or you think he doesn't have social media. And I don't think she should be mad. I mean, if he shows her, he loves her every day, I don't think that. That's right. I gave you these kids, didn't I? Yeah.

Right? As long as she got something at the end, it's all good. She could be fine. Your man doesn't have social media, but you have social media. I don't have social media either. Ooh. Yeah. That's a good one.

Well, how do you see our videos? You need to see our videos. Can you please go on social media? Oh, YouTube. Oh, no, no, no, it's good. Can you just make an account just to keep in touch with this? Yeah, I have YouTube. I have TikTok, but I don't have Instagram.

I don't have Instagram. We need all the engagement we can get, baby girl. Yeah, you can follow us on TikTok, though. We have to be neutral. It doesn't work out. Oh, okay. Wait, but both of you decided not to have social. What happened there?

Why did you guys choose that? I think, like, about a year ago, we were not that great in a relationship. So we're like, hey, you know what? Let's just focus on our relationship. Do better for the kids. And here we are. Wow. That's very mature.

Here we are. Where is here? Because you didn't say, now we're happy. And now it is. You just said, here we are. What part of the roller coaster is it? What does here we argue mean? Five years after the whole roller coaster and our kids, we finally moved together.

We're finally happy, no drama, no girls, no toxicness, nothing. Wow, that's an amazing success story. So, Fern, get off social media. Get out social media, homie. Forget your business. Hey, that's advice. Hey, remember what I said. Was it a lot of it, like the comparison part where you would

see people post? Yeah, Bree, what was your biggest issue with you guys having social? You said no girls, so was it talking to girls? He was following girls? Yeah, the thirst was real. Who was it?

Who was he thirsty after? And I'm not with that, and I'm not with that because I'm going to give you the same energy. So you do something, I'm going to do it right back. Hell no. Oh, hell no. And you know what's crazy, Bree? Is that your shots

will probably hit more than his shots. Like, let's say he's shooting shots at girls DMs, your shots are actually the ones like if you were to DM fools. Yeah, and he says that he was like, you know why? Because when girls cheat, they cheat with feelings, we don't cheat because we don't care, it's just a girl. And I was like,

it's not about the whole cheating. It's just that I want you to feel the way that I feel and it's bad. That feeling is not great. So, feel it. Feel it, fool. That takes the girl medicine. Ooh, I like you. All right, that was great advice. Yeah, thank you, Bri. We helped to help me. Yeah. Thank you, Bree. We have to help me. There you go.

There we go. You'll leave your social. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? All right, you guys. The Taylor Swift fans are in town.

I hope you know this. Oh, God. Not the Swifties. And they're getting in trouble. Right. There's Taylor Swift fans because the SoFi Stadium thing goes down tonight, thinking tomorrow. And it's just going to be packed and crazy. So just be ready, right?

Yeah. But there are people flying out like this UK family. It's a mother and her son that flew out from the UK to see. Tyler at Sofi. Yeah. But they were, they've been here for a week. So they're like, mom, what should we do? And they don't have tin cruppets here.

Sorry, Isaac. I don't. I swallow kidding. Okay. But they're like, they went to the Los Angeles Crest Forest dog and they went on a hike. And yes, they got lost. Oh, my worst. Stupids.

You don't go to the Los Angeles Crest Forest. You just look at it through the 210. It's a mother and her son. They came from the UK. they came to see Taylor Swift at SoFi, but they were like, let's go hiking. Let's do what they do in the movies. They probably thought they were at Runyon.

And then they got lost. They got lost in Los Angeles, Crest Forest. It's a beautiful forest. Beautiful. But don't go there. Can I guess what they look like? Yes, you get. They are blonde with blue eyes.

They're British. So they were upset because not only are they, if they're from the UK, they probably have a UK cell carrier or a phone service, which is really bad. They say their service couldn't. dial the emergency hotline and all of that but what did end up helping them and you know how sometimes your phone almost turns off and then you it asks you like sOS yes emergency car or whatever even if you

don't i don't want to swipe it but because i did the thing where it looks like it on the iPhone even if you can't call it still notifies authorities through like drones and through satellite so that's how they got saved which is really cool and something good to know for all of us that live out here should Should you go hiking? Should you get lost? Should it say that there's no cell service? That one thing that you do that might turn off your phone and puts the emergency services uses something besides like cell towers. It uses satellite.

Nice. That's good to know. Yeah. I've got lost hiking before. It's not fun. It's not fun. No way. I've gotten lost too.

I got so burned. Yeah. And mine was like the sun was already going down. Yeah. So we lost the trail and we only had like a lighter. So we were using it to light like the way. Oh, that is scary. down like certain areas like we used to stick to see how far far we had to jump Jesus it was crazy

how did you get found again we ended up just like going down we started like jumping into things pause at that point you got to tap into your like ancestors or something like you just got to leave me the way where would angie go why think it's funny because it happened to my mom like we went hiking up in yosemite and we went hiking and it was really dark it was getting really dark already and I left my parents and I went with my cousins down but because my mom was very slow and she was slowing us down and so it turned night it turned dark and you just see helicopters looking for my mom. Oh my.

Why are you laughing? Because it's a funny story. Because she got found. I mean eventually they found her. She's home. Is she? Like after three days or whatever. But we were using like our flashlights and things so we can see because it was getting pretty dark.

Wow. But then, yeah, I left my mom. They needed a whole manhunt for your mom. My mom and my dad. Oh my gosh. So no, that's helpful to know. Yeah, that is helpful. Yeah, I would have appreciated that too.

I went on a hike as a date. Wow. And we went to the Hollywood sign, right? The one that takes to the Hollywood sign. Or not the one that takes to the Hollywood sign. The one that takes you to a place where you could see the Hollywood sign in the distance, right? So you take a photo and the Hollywood sign is behind you, right? But this is what happens because I don't trust a man with directions.

I trusted the guy to know where we're going. I'm just a cute little girl of my cute little workout gear here to take a photo. He didn't know how to get back down. However it is to get there is different to get out of there. I don't know. But we're lost and I'm upset. I'm so upset You guys see me?

I could imagine Up there it's high I don't have anything But my cute little sports brought And my cute little shorts I did not dress for Like hiking it out of the wilderness I dressed for a cute photo right

And so I'm so mad And it's like Everything I thought was cute It's BS Oh yeah This guy can't even get me down a mountain This guy can't even get me down a hike What are you going to do if the mountain

Mountain Lion comes True And then to me I I'm like I should have paid attention more. I know if let's say if it was a girl hike, I would be like, all right, I'm going to learn the thing. I know where to go. You left your trust.

But I trusted him on a date and that's why you should never, ladies. Wow. Wow. If I was him, I would throw myself down there. That you knew that he wasn't the one because you know he's the one when you could kind of like, probably can be done. You know he's the one when you could just like not even think he can order food for you, he can drive you places.

Yeah. You're just there. Like I'm just on autopilot. Yeah. I'm so stressed out. And I think every. other moment of the day why are you laughing big i'm just laughing i'm just laughing at like i'm that neural that's heaven that's peace that's a girl in peace is where you pick where to drive

where you pick where to eat where you just like i'm just there to be your beautiful little princess oh my is that i love doing that i love that like i'm like oh my brain is off but you better order correctly for me not the little lady will have a salad you don't order right then i'm going to pick up your plate but choose the right restaurant okay not pull up to him babe i didn't want to that well you didn't say where you didn't want to go I hope he was in shape because I can't even imagine if he was out of shape and struggling skinny and he was struggling and he knew I was struggling and he knew it that that's it I wasn't going to talk to imagine he knew it he yeah he had a time yeah yeah nice to know you James well but yeah I just

wow okay well that's a terrible yeah shout to the Taylor Swift fans that got lost and they got found they're invading Inglewood as we speak yes to head out over there Their sightseeing. To them, they, like, that was the adventure of all adventures. And then they top it off, they're going to go see Mrs. Swift. Miss Swift. Which, by the way, I told you guys last week, that girl's powerful. Yeah, she is.

She's a lot. She paid her bus drivers or her truck drivers, a hundred grand. That's fine. Where's my Tio Reh when I need him? He drives a truck. Wow. The driver's like, I don't need to work no more. We got to take advantage of all these Swifties coming to town, though.

Like, we should be, you know how they usually sell hot dogs and stuff. We should like sell casseroles or whatever they like, you know, like. No, that's true. Because at West Side of Hira, was it. So if I know, it was Bank of California. Yeah, Van California. They were selling Tejana hats. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We need to do that. We got to take advantage for whatever for like what Swiftie's like, you know. What do they like? Sparkle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, anything bedazzled. Like champagne. Something. I don't know.

They like certain things. I also got to give them some recommendations while they're there. Yeah. They should stop by snappy food liquor. He's lying. He's lying. Don't listen to him. Don't listen to him.

Don't listen to him. at all. He's going to get you in trouble. Stop by Jim's burgers. You need to go there and find yourself a Swifty. No. Yeah. Take Big Swift,

go find a Swifty. You guys will have a good side. Maybe you're just looking in the wrong places, brother. No, no, no, no. All right. Well, something else is happening today. What is it? Teenage Ninja Turtles is not.

Go Ninja, go. Go ninja, go. I'm assuming that that's the new, like a soundtrack because I heard Maximo say that No it's the old one The old live action one Really? Yeah

Yeah But it makes a little little cameo Might have just ruined it Whatever But like it's just a little snippet Like that plays in the new one To make you know like

Oh they're connected Because I'm used to the cartoon And then I do remember The live action one was really cool Yes Because I'm like is that an actual turtle Because they made it look Legit

Yeah Legit And so this movie is a new storyline Same things we love about Ninja Turtles All the Cowbunga vibes, right? And pizza? Yes, there's pizza in there. You guys both went to go see it

And you say it's the best movie of all time It feels like it. Okay, I don't know Because you said that, I don't know Teenade Ninja Turtles, Mew and Mayhem, Godfather, Scarface, like it's just. Right after? No, no lie, like

We'd be cracking up and I look and then Vic would look and we look at each other like, oh, they did that. Really? Yeah, we're geeking out. This would probably be whatever Barbie was then, too, because once we saw Barbie, and you just saw it yesterday. I just finally saw it.

And now she's like, I get you guys. You get it. Oh my God, I love it. We're making good jokes, huh? Yeah, yeah. I miss my Barbies now. I don't know how to beach. I want to beach off.

Okay. So teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, that's the movie to watch today. I'm assuming it's going to be super packed too. Oh, for sure. Yeah. We had screening tickets to watch it this past weekend because we knew already, like, people were going to pack out. Exactly.

A lot of people are going back to school. so they want to get their kids in before back to school time happens and they have curfews and stuff. I really want to see it now. It's so cool. The animation, it's like comic book style. It's a lot different than usual. Like when they try to make them look like 2 3D, they don't do that in this. This is like, you're like inside of a comic book damn near.

What? That's cool. The music. The music. Top tier. Literally the soundtrack is going to blow you away. Really? Yes.

Which one's your favorite? What color? Bandana. Leonardo. Blue. Yeah. I thought Leonardo was green. But then they're all green.

None of them have a green bandana. Donatello's my favorite because he has a purple bandana. Yeah, he's actually cool. Yeah, he's a smart, like nerdy ones. He's a smart one. My son loved Mikey, Michelangelo. He's just like the comic relief in most of the movie. And then Raphael.

You're Raphael-Hun type of fool. No. Raphael's the angry guy. The whole time. Okay. You're a Raphael type of dude, huh, Maximo? No, more of a. Leo

Mix with my Angela You're Rafa You're Rafa And a chaffa at the same time Oh Chaffa Rafa

I'm just kidding Don't make fun of you back I'll get sensitive No yeah You guys should go watch it though And this is not an ad I'm not yeah I'm thinking the only thing

We could do is go after work or something We got to figure out how to watch Teenage Mugenia Ninja Turtles But we also did something super cool and I'm so excited Okay after this song We brought our very own

Turtle And Turtle Stories dog If you've ever bought a turtle at Santiali, same. Vic, you said that's very L.A. That's so L.A. I don't know anywhere else that you could buy turtles. We don't go to pet stores like that.

Where do they get the turtles from? I don't know. I always wonder that. We don't ask too many questions. And then you don't really know the age either. Yeah. But how old is that one? They're like, mm-hmm.

A baby. It's green. Take it. How old are you want it to be? It's always unexpected, too. Yeah. You're just walking like, oh, I got a turtle now. Yeah, I got a turtle.

Either turtle or a bird, peak like. And then before you know it, it's just growing. you need to buy new cage? Like, it's just a lot. This is an investment. I didn't know. There he is. We want to know about your turtle

because I know you got one. I know you have a turtle story. What was your turtle's name? I'm going to tell you right now. I have the most genius name. His name was Greenie. Boom. Took a lot of thought.

Greenie put us through a lot. And I got to talk about Greedy next. But I want you guys to talk to me about the turtle that you bought that you had, that's your pet, and all of that. What happened to him? It's Teenage Muti Ninja Turtle vibes here.

That's right. Can you guys do that? Cowabunga. Can you guys do that. Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go! Go Ninja Go! Spot Wednesday, round back morning. Okay, I wasn't tripping. I know you guys are going to the Go Ninja Go Ninja Go, but there's also the Teenage Meo Ninja

Tirtles theme song. How does it go? It goes. Teenage me a ninja turtle. Teenish me a ninja turtle. Turtle's in the half show. Turtle power. Turtle power is amazing.

We have turtle power in power. Oh, yes. You guys. Maximum, tell me about your friend and his turtle. Well, my friend turtle's name is Franklin. What's your friend's name? Brian. Brian.

Yeah, I've known Brian for a long time since he was a young child in elementary school. And, you know, we've been friends of the family for a very long time. And I've always known the turtle Franklin, man, for as long as I remember. Really? Like other people had dogs and cats and Brian had Franklin, the turtle. Franklin. Yeah. And this is not the little green ones that you buy Santi.

this is like a tortoise it feels like isn't it a tortoise right? It's a turtle. It's a turtle. It's a grassland tortoise. It's a grassland tortoise. Grassland tortoise. It is beautiful.

He's around 40 years old and he can live up to 150. So are you tripping out, Brian? He might outlive you? That's crazy. Wow. Do you think he's going to be sad? Nah.

New owners. Yes. I'm touching, I'm touching like the feet area and it's cold because they're like reptiles. Yeah. And their reptiles are cold-blooded. His shell is really cool. We did ask the question, can a turtle get out of its shell? It's physically probably impossible for this turtle to get out of his shell.

It's part of him. Yes. But yeah, Teenage Reuters. Teenage Mutual Ninja Turtles is in theaters and we're like, hey, let's get a turtle in. And we got one. And we are so amazed. It's so cool. Yeah.

Do you think turtles are dinosaurs? Yes. Yes. They are, right? Yeah. That's so cool. So if you look at this turtle, it's like dinosaurs look like this. Yes.

They had these same type of vibe. Oh, this is so cool. Dude, they're going to outlive us all. They are. That's so cool. Brian, your dad, ran them over? Yeah. What happened?

Here, get on the microphone? Tell us what happened. So, you don't really think about it, but because you leave the gate open, you forget, you kind of have a tortoise. And since they're so slow, you don't think they'll run away. Yeah. Right. My dad was leaving one day, and I guess he has a truck, and he kind of drove off. He was parked on the street, and he felt like he went over like a speed bump.

Oh, my God. Yeah. My dad was like, what was that? And then my dad gets out of the car, and there's Franklin, like, on the side, like, touching the sidewalk on the street. And he's, like, bleeding, like, I guess a lot. I remember the thing. So, oh. So my dad ran in, got a towel.

and he brought him into the house, and then we took him to, like, a specialized bet, far away, really expensive. And they stitched up his tail. Oh, my gosh, Franklin, you've been through it. Yeah, he's alive and he's here now, okay? He's fine. He hates Brian's dad, but...

Yeah, but... Wow. Do you think your turtle died in that moment? In the... In that moment? Are you like, he'll be all right. Yeah, he'll be okay. I thought he was bleeding a lot,

so I did think, like, something else was wrong with him. Did your dad get mad at you for him running over? No, my dad walked in and he was so scared. Because he's there in Franklin. Yeah, yeah. And we saw the gate was open. You never think about it. He's run away like three times or four times.

That's crazy. The fact that he runs away. No one has been. Or like, yeah. Stets away. Steps away. Deliberally steps away. And then imagine like a stranger's just walking and then they see a turtle.

Right next. Gosh, I love this turtle. I want this turtle. I feel like I can have a turtle now. Yeah, it's so cool. I can't have any other pet in my house. True, and they're just so chill. And they're just so chill.

They don't do anything. They're super chill. What's the worst that can happen? Just kidding, I have two boys. There's a lot that could happen. We want to know your turtle stories. I know you had a turtle when you were little. What happened to your turtle?

What was your turtle's name? Mine was Greenie. And you know what's crazy? We loved Greenie so much. And one day we lost Greenie. What we would do with Greenie is literally the little ones that look like a disc, like a sand dollar size. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So we would bring him out in the cella and we would just play with Greenie.

And then one day we couldn't find it and we're like, oh, man, we can't find Greenie. And then when we moved, we found Greenie. Oh. We found Greenie skeleton behind the coach. No way. Or the couch. It seemed like he kind of crawled into a space that he couldn't get out of. And then, yep.

And they don't make noises. And they don't make noises. Irine's like, didn't it smell? Yeah, I don't know. I just, I don't think that I remember. Yeah, it's really sad. But shout out Greenie. He was a great time while we had him.

I've had three turtles. You had three turtles. What happened to them? Two of them, one of them was Mikey. I don't remember the girl's name. We got them in the Santialis. And they literally grew. They didn't grow that big, but like a school chalupa.

Like from that little size. Wow. And we couldn't maintain like the tank no more. because it would just smell bad and we were kids and my mom's like I'm tired to clean you guys turtle because it becomes her turtles yes so we had to give them away to like someone that had like a lake or a pond you came to Brian no Brian no someone that had a pond yeah who has a lake in their back of their house I don't know my mom works with the people that have lakes yeah sheesh not lakes but it's like a little pond yeah oh okay wow did you ever

think about them for when all little I was really sad yeah Yeah, I was like, turtles mean a lot. They're like the... I like turtles. You know, it's like not all heroes wear caves. Like, I know all the other pets get love. All the other pets get love. Yeah.

Even the hamsters. What about the turtles? Hamsters are so cool. All right. Iron, we have what? Am I not turtily enough for the turtle club? Oh my gosh. The guys in the yard drops.

Irene, we have someone in the line, right? Yes, we have... Talk about their turtle. We have Mario from El Monte. All right. Mario. for my Monta, good morning. Line one.

Sci-fi, the quicker picker after upper. Sci-fi. I can tell you guys this story though. Yeah. So in fourth grade, this fool got a turtle. And then he had it in the backyard. And his mom called him and he was like,

oh, crap, let me go see what my mom wants. And he forgot about the turtle. And then he went on about his day. And it was nighttime. This fool was getting ready for bed. And he was like, oh, crap, I left the turtle. in the backyard. He went to go look for it. He couldn't find it. And then a week later, his mom was like, where all these ants coming from? So him being a fourth grader, he's like,

he's a curious little kid. He's like, let me see where the ants are going, you know? So he follows the trail and the turtle got stuck upside down. Oh. And the ants were eating him. That's tragic. Turtle does. This is turning into a very sad topic. Okay, hold on. I thought we were just going to talk about like fun, cool turtles, new turtles in theaters, boom, boom, pal. Hold on, I have a success story. Okay. So, he's big.

Say one. So I never had a turtle, but my cousin Charlie did. And he lived out in Palm Springs, so I'll go visit him, you know, occasionally. And one time I went to visit him and I was like, hey, where's your turtle? And then he was like, man, it ran away. Like, I haven't seen it in months and then all this stuff. And I was like, damn, man, that sucks. and then so tell me why we go out to the backyard and all of a sudden like out of nowhere the turtle appears his name was like nico or something

and he's like oh my god nico that's where you've been and i'm like he was outside in the sun for this whole time but he like dug himself a hole so he stayed cool and he survived that's great wow shout out to nico brian have you has this will ever got lost and then found like that like i know you said he ran away but has he ever dug himself or you couldn't find him in the backyard? We used to have a deck in my house that my dad built, and we didn't know he could fit. He finds how to fit in, like, smallest places. Oh, my gosh.

And he was under the deck for, like, a week we couldn't find him, I think. Oh, man. But we have had a situation where we do find him upside down, and he's kicking against the wall, and so he's spinning. Like, he's spinning himself. Like in Mario, bro. Can we make him do it right now? Can we have to do a handstand?

That's why he's flat at the top. Oh. Oh, I thought you had to run over him at the top, too. Yeah. You can kind of tell by their shells, like, kind of what they've been through, right? Like, there's like, oh, this happened, this happened, this happened. Wow. I hope he feels my love because I'm giving him a lot of love.

How do you wash turtles? How do you like take them bats or do they do it themselves or? With the, what are you doing with the hose and a brush to kind of like wash his shell? It's kind of like Washing a car a little bit That's why they call it turtle wax Oh my God You just blew my mind

Wow This time I thought it was wax man out of turtles Just kidding Franklin We have the turtle Franklin in with us We're celebrating TD's moon ninja turtles And we want to know your turtle stories I like that your homie found his turtle We need a success story

Do turtles have ears? No I don't think so They do? They do. They're tiny. Yeah. From what I know they have.

They're in there. What's tripping me out is how cold he is. Like he feels cold. He feels cold. Like if you, yeah, if you've, and again,

it's probably a reptile thing. It's probably a cold- but it's tripping me out that he's cold. So they can be in the desert and they're cold. They're chill? That's probably how it is. I don't know.

Look at us being scientists. Yes. It's really fun. All right. Well. Yeah. And make sure you check out our videos on Brownback, one of,

Brownback Mornings 106. You can see Letty. Yeah, the turtles not doing anything. He's just chilling. He's very slow. He probably run away if we don't look for five hours. But he's cool beans. 10-106 brownback mornings.

Good morning. Teenager Ninja Turtles is out in theaters. We just want to talk about your turtles, okay? I know. It's a rather slow day. You know what I'm saying? Turtles, yeah. But we got him.

Angie used to ride turtles. Pause. I did. Talk to me. My dad would take us to work. And then one of his clients had an actual, like a huge tortoise, you guys like it was probably like up to my niece and so the owner owner of that tortoise he would let me sit on top of the tortoise and then the tortoise would just flux but it felt so cool it felt so

cool but I was so scary because I'm like anytime he can just go bite at your bite at your leg or something yeah but it was really cool that is pretty crazy I like it turtle rider that's what you want to call your man all right look we have tickets right now you get to choose actually and these are great options You could go to the OC Fair. You go to our up next with RJ and Fellie Fell. Or you could go see our guy, Dave Chappelle, tonight live in concert. Okay, you get to choose.

The goat. Hit us up 818-52059. I mean, you don't have any turtles or turtles in your lives? I had a turtle. And then I had to give him away because I started working a lot. And my mom didn't want to clean the tank, so I had to give him away. Aw. Yeah. I'm sorry.

It's cool. It's not a big deal. I can't have anything All right We got people with their turtle stories though Right? Yeah we have Adriana It's cool, it's cool

Adriana from the IE on line one Adriana Adriana Good morning Good morning Talk us about your turtle What is your turtle's name? What's up with this turtle?

We had two of them Tortolini and Feducini Your name beats our names I love the name I thought no one was going to be greeny Yo, tortellini and Feducini vibes. Talk to us about these turtles.

Yeah. My god, they were so cute because they were like in the palm of your hand and I'm from the Ellen Empire so it's like Samaridino like we were in a Walmart parking lot and of course they're selling turtles in the parking lot and my job won't let us sleep without them so we end up with two of them and I was almost like 10 years ago one of them didn't make it early on but we still have the other one and it's like so big like she's gonna be a like we got it when she was third grade, she's going to be a senior in high school. She won't even pick it up because she's scared. Like, you need two hands to get it.

To pick it up? Oh, my gosh. Okay, which one made it? Tortolini or Fetticini? Petit a Fetichini, but it was kind of hard to tell them apart, so. So it might have been Tordolini. I love that. So we were like, ah, well, Tortolina made it, I think.

Yeah, I think, Torterlini. Just call it Tarticini. Just call it torticini. Tortellini. Peartuccini. All right, look, we want to know your turtle stories, you guys. Turtles are a great time. Let's go to someone else.

Who are we talking to, Irene? We have Mike from El Sereno online, too. All right, Mike, good morning. You know, you. Mike, what's up? Talk to me about your turtle. Turtle. Oh, yeah, so it was a long time ago.

I was a little kid, and I used to do with my grandparents, but all the family would always go over during the weekends, you know. But I went to my dad's house for, like, a visit, you know, and I'm gone. So I go back home Sunday. I'm like, hey, cool, they all get ready for school, you know. I'm like, hey, where's my turtle at? And, like, all my cousins get all quiet, like, big guy, like, not saying that.

I'm like, where's my turtle? And it so happens that, like, oh, well, we took it outside of play with it and we forgot about it. And I'm like, dude, you guys just killed my turtle. No. And then the sad part, yeah, the sad part, like about a week and a half later, yo, I go outside on the street and I see. right there on the floor just like all dried out. Oh, yeah, it's like a weird skeleton. Oh.

Yeah, it was like, man, even to the day we're older enough. So like when we'd be chilling and stuff, I'm like, damn, you turtle killers, you know? Yeah. You guys took my turtle out. What kind of primals are you? Wow. What's your... It was, it was named Franklin.

I don't know if you guys remember for that, like, old cartoon. The Franklin. Yeah, we have a Franklin in here. Our guy Brian also named his Turtle Franklin. Yeah, well, that's why I got my name, too, you know? So I was like, man, that's crazy. Wow. And I'm surprised no one has named their turtles after the ninja turtles.

Oh, everybody has to say. My turtle was Raphael. Oh, mine was Mikey. Mikey from Michelangelo? Yeah. That's funny. Mine was Dawn. That's what all my family calls me Mikey left because I always love eating pizza and stuff, so I'm like Michael's a ninja turtle.

Oh, look at that. There you go. You are a cute little turtle. Go watch the movie full. You're going to love it, by the way. Especially if they call you that, do it in memory of Franklin. Have some pizza memory of yourself. and then we're good.

All right, Jose, what were you saying while you were interrupting my beautiful listener that means more to me in the world than you but you interrupted? What?

I try to name mine Michael Angel but I have a cousin named Miguel Angel so my mom didn't let me. Miguel Anheel is crazy. That's awesome. I'm gonna get you a turtle baby boy

and you can name whatever you want. Miguel Angel. Miguel Angel, please. Miguel Angel!