Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep.32 (08/09/23)

Episode Date: August 9, 2023

Brown Bag Mornings talks LA cop shortage, helping the homegirl Mayra AGAIN, and cutting Greg C’s long locks after losing a bet against the Dodgers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Bad boys. Bad boys. What are you doing? I was asking a question. She's talking about us.

Bad boys. Can I start over? You can press it. This is, be real, from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Bad boys. Yes. Bad boys.

Yes. What you're going to do? Oh. Run. Get away with it if you're in L.A. is what you're going to do. Apparently, you guys, the number of officers employed by the LAPD has dropped. There are no cops in L.A., it seems like. What?

Damn. The number of officers employed by the LAPD has dropped below 9,000, okay? A staffing level unseen. since the administration of former L.A. Mayor Richard Reardon in the 1990s, okay? We haven't seen this little cops since like years and years ago. Every time I think in the 90s, I think 10 years ago, it's not 10 years ago.

I know. Isn't that crazy? 30. Gross. It's down bad, you guys. They're saying that the number of cops retiring is a lot, and the number of recruits applying is a little bit. So it's kind of like having this weird little imbalance in the cop,

Yeah, so just throwing it out there. Well, is it because a lot of, like, cops get great retirement benefits. So it's kind of like, let me reach that finish line. Yeah. And then as soon as I'm eligible, it's time to, you know, sit back and enjoy my life now. And I think, like, just the whole perception of cops. Yeah. Like, if you say I want to be a cop, no one's, everybody's like, bro.

Come on, later. Yeah. All that stuff. Why? So people don't choose that and send they become gay members. So it's like. It makes sense on why I'm getting away with a lot of traffic violations. You know,

I was like, wow. That was Greg C who just admitted to traffic violations, not Victor. We are not cops, but we can't be informants for a price. But I do think that so they're trying to be like, okay, what can help get more cop recruits?

Okay, so they've upped pay. Starting pay is going to be up 10% for a cop if you want to join and recruit. And current officers, so I would be like, dang, you're going to pay them more for starting? I'm already here.

Yeah. Current officers will see a 20% increase over the next four years in their pay. I don't know if that can help or not. I know how to fix it. How? Marketing. They have a marketing problem. Ah.

Okay, so if you remember the 80s and the 90s, there was a lot of cool cop movies and films. Bad boys, okay. There was Miami Vice before my time. Star Skin Hutch. That was like super 70s. Maybe, I think, yeah, yeah, yeah. Starskin Hutch. Cops.

Oh, what's the one? It's not bad boys. Blue streak? Blue streak? No. Martin Lawrence. Yeah, I like that way. It showed like law enforcement

in a different light. It wasn't so like monotone, right? And it wasn't like always like a tragedy or something like... Negative. Yeah. Exactly. Beverly Hills cop?

Hilarious. Yes. You know what I'm saying? Like, where are these new movies? Like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. No, I'm right there with you because what I think can help them

is bringing back cops. Now's what you're going to do? What you're going to do? Come on. Bad boys, bad boys. What you're going to do? What you're going to do when they come to. You know what you've got to do.

You got to get the kids. Hey, where do I plan? A song like that, get the kid. Look, I know for a fact that there's been like two like new officers that get in their car and they're like, hey, play the cups. Hey, real. Yeah. But if you didn't grow up on it, you don't have that song to go to. Exactly.

So they just need to revamp it and have some cool little storylines. Yeah. Like, I don't know. Also, we got. Finding someone hitting the pookie or something. Like seeing how down and full it is. I don't know. It could be something there.

Marketing is the goal. Definitely. Also showing more light to like the good cops. Yeah, we see a lot of like negative. So, you know, I know like Lettie's friend is a cop. And one of my friends. From the projects. From the projects in Pocorama is like, yo, she's the coolest.

So like just seeing that there is that like positive side to it. I do think what they did with the Valley Division. I think it was really cool. So she patrolled the Valley Division, which is like the Koyma area. And the Pekoma Projects is where Maximo's homie's from. And he's like, we talked about it because she was like, hey, there's these fools from the projects. They drew you. Do you want to go and meet them?

So she brought me to meet the guys. And they're like, hey, this is so cool. Her name is Fonseca. Fonseca brought Lati to the projects. And he's like, yeah, there's the cool cops and then there's the ones that like you don't really mess with. So it's just cool to see like that community building. And all of that, the projects with the Valley Division

is part of a program that's like we want to get to know you. We don't want to just patrol you. Oh, that's actually pretty cool. Yeah, it is really cool. Yeah. More of that. More of that. But also marketing.

And funny cops. We need a cop Barbie. We need a cop-can. We need a Lego cop movie. Like when they have a Lego Batman movie. That made everything cool, dog. Exactly. Oppenheimer in theaters next year.

Ah, Topinheimer. Yeah, come on. Hey, hire us. We need that 10% whatever. Admission rating geniuses. All right. All right. Well, stop.

I'm not there. And if you want to become a cup, I know some people are like, oh, that's not cool. But I'm a strong believer in if you want to change the system, you have to become a part of it. Exactly. It's like, it's really easy to complain about it. And, ah, we don't like what they do. But it's like, if we stay out of these types of industries, we're just saying, we're just continuing that cycle, we're allowing that to continue.

So, there you have it. That's your don't you know. There's less cops. I'm just saying if there was a time to commit a crime. That's all I'm thinking. I'm like, oh man, I can start speeding. No wonder how I haven't been stopped for having my cry. But at baby girl, that's CHP.

Yeah. Don't listen to Greg. Just because he knows how to get away. But they're still out there, though. They're just less of them. So you're not in CHPP? Very different. That's only LAPD, huh? OCPD, is that what they call it or was? No, it's the NANNA. department.

I don't think there's ever been a show about the police, right? No, but you know what? I told you we made it at cops. God. My Tia's neighborhood made it on cops. They were arrested somebody and I felt so cool. I'm like, oh, I know that they're not. Which Tia? The same one.

Oh my God. That's something to be extremely proud of. Yeah, I am. So this day, I think it's so cool. We were on TV. They should have arrested her for child endangering when she let you get around the valley. Where were the cops then? When you're four and three years.

years old. Let's not get back to that. Let's not get back to that. Hey! Brasala with Angie. If you guys have ever regretted a date, you're not alone. Sweet. So, Lil Yadi actually opened up, and he was talking about the one time he regretted taking a girl on a date.

So he's talking about saying he had planned like this whole date, right? And it was like a whole trip with this girl. It was like a two-day trip where he was taking her to a theme park. And he's like, you guys, I spent so much money. I regret it. And it was not worth it. listen the overall of that trip was to go big and i kind of went a little insane i spent a hundred grand i regret it because we weren't dating and it just didn't go no one dude a hundred grand on a date

yeah or a two day so then he goes and he breaks it down right i'm like how do you even spend a hundred grand on a date you guys but it's it's rich people problems i'm telling you so he goes on he's like okay so he breaks it down and he was like it was a two two-day hotel and he's like I got the presidential suite so that was like 50 grand right? What? I know and then he's like I took a private jet again because he's trying to go all big

and that was 35 grand and then it was like two different parking park to park tickets. Like theme parks? Yeah huh theme park sorry and then that was like another $15,000. Wow. So in total that was $100,000 huh? Yeah it was a lot of money

he would have to and like I guess the field he's in I don't know who the girl is If little young as a rapper It's probably not an unknown girl It's probably a girl that he wants to impress And other people have tried to impress Yeah

And it's like well Someone so gave me yeah Someone so gave me that So and so did clue me out You just try to win I don't know but that's why he was saying Like he wasn't even talking to the like not dating the girl He just took her on a date

Trying to impressor trying to go big like he said Yeah I'm going to the O.C. Fair tonight And I don't want to spend $50 $50. Right Okay you're just being Chief. I'm gonna cry once I

pay that $50 from food. You would have cried if that was you. Oh yeah, I would have to pay parking too, don't forget. Don't remind me, bro. It's gonna be a sad day for me. It's gonna be a great day because we love the OC Fair. Yeah, oh yeah. I've been there twice. Yeah. It's great. It's awesome. I love it.

I love the OCFair. Literally 15 minutes away from my house. No, you guys, but it just made me think of like that one day I regret it and I know I've talked about like that one blind date I went to and it was horrible, but then I'm like, punch. I have another one. I think I told you, Lettie, it was like that Cholo date that I went on.

Cholo date? What do you mean? You guys, I was like 16 at that time and I remember that I wanted, I went on a date with this guy. I did not even like him, but I felt scared. Like it was a cholo. It was a cholito that hit me up. This is a real thing. I just didn't know how to say no because I'm like, oh my God, now he knows where he's, I live or anything, all that stuff, right?

And I'm like, how did you even find out where I lived? And it was because my friend knew him. Yeah. And so he asked her about me and then she gave him all my details. Wow. Way to hold it down. All that stuff. So every time he'd call me like I would answer because again, I was just scared.

And we ended up, oh, I don't even know what happened exactly, but because I think I like that because I was so scared. But we went to the movies. We went to the movies and I just remember being so rude to him. And eventually, like I, after that day, like I never actually hit him up again and replied back to him. Because in my head, I'm like, okay, that's it. Like, I got it. Yeah. He got his day up away.

That's it right? Dude, tell me why this fool, like a month later, he mails me a letter from prison. Yeah. And then in the letter, he's like, you know, I'm not trying to creep you out or anything, but it's just that your friend gave me your address. And I'm always thinking of you, but oh, my God, that was so scary.

You know what's crazy is that, like, genuinely, like, that's the fear girls go through sometimes. Like, we may not even want to date you, but we feel like we have to date you. And I know it's easy to be, like, as a guy right just don't do it or just don't know or just don't answer or just but there's this weird pressure that a girl will feel like when a guy either comes on to her i'm already sensing like if he's gang affiliated you feel all the fear that comes with that oh yeah he knows where i live and as cool is it's like oh yeah he wrote her a letter imagine being angie a teenager like oh my god this girl i'm his girl whether i like it or not i'm his girl like i have to write back personally like that triggered something and i never even thought of it because David's dad is in that field.

But professional it was, I had just moved to the valley. Yeah. And across the street from where I lived, like the fools hung out. And I would never really talk to them, but I would walk home. So they kind of would all see me walk home. Okay. And I never, I just never exchanged anything with them. I get a call one day and it's one of them.

And he's like, you gave me your number. And I knew that I didn't. Like, I knew that I just walked straight and I didn't. But I think they had homies that went to the school that I went to. And it got weak. Like, it just, like, the communication happens. But then I felt like, okay, now I got to answer. Dang.

Now I got to answer the call. It's a very odd feeling. Like, I wish I could make fun of you, Angie, because I know, like, that's, like, yeah, the troll date. But dang, like, that's some real stuff. You feel obligated to answer. You feel obligated. Have you ever felt like that with the girl? No, I was just like, get away from me.

That's it. Like, don't talk to it. It's a crazy thing. And it might, I don't want to make it like a girl trait. But I've seen many people go through that. That's crazy. Same reason why low-key people stay in relationships they shouldn't. When it's just like, just leave.

If he does this, you just go. There's this weird pressure that kind of holds you. But y'all went on like dates. No, just one date. Like he would call me every single night and all that stuff. And I just felt pressure to answer because again, wow. Now that I think of it, I feel like he knew he was going to jail and he had to try to lock you in before he went. Maybe.

He wanted a pen pal. Yeah, he wanted a pen pal. He definitely not got a pamphel from me. I did not answer. But see, sometimes I randomly think I'm like, oh, man, like, what if I get a letter? What if he comes back? Yeah. What if he's done with this 14-year prison sentence?

I still love. I want to talk about the real evil. He comes all like Michael Myers. I want to talk about the real evil in your story, that friend that you had. Oh, my God. It's that friend that I hit when I, when she was like. Later on, like, she started talking about your family. Yeah, yeah.

It's that one friend. And what did we learn, Angie? All right. The only friend I have. The only friend I have is letty. Boom. I'm the cholo. Lettis your cholo friend.

I'm the cholo now. You have to be her friend now. Or else. That's my day. That's my day. That's my thing. Okay. Besides the trauma we just unpacked.

Yeah. Do you guys have any type of day to regret? Oh, yeah. You regret spending the money. Oh, yeah. What is it? I took a girl to catch, like, in the middle of, like, a breakup just because I was very, like, vulnerable.

And then she... Was it like a rebound date date? It was a rebound and like it was super petty to be honest. Like this girl like I feel like she was like a lot like she was known enough that I was like people are going to see from her perspective too. And then they put two and two together. And then she had like the same name as like another girl was dating and that had just hurt me. So it was like it was just super petty from my end. And then like I posted her and everything.

It was just a lot. And it just like ruined a lot of things for me. And then I spent a bunch of money Do you hate the day? Do you hate your ways Because that's just very used No yeah I hate myself

Yeah Your ways of being I hate myself going on that day Yeah I know big too Because he's like dude I gotta I gotta just be out

Like his His thing is I'm going through it I need to be I can't be inside I can't be moping I got to be out here in these streets Yeah And so you wait

Yeah And then I just spent a bunch of money Yeah You know You just spend a lot of money I went and buy like a fit like just to spend a bunch of money on a fit like it was just a lot

It's okay because I'm a money spender too Yeah Like I'm a buy you know this, do that For the pain, for the pain You pants for the pain One time I went out on this date With this girl Oh Greg

And we were at a bar And I really didn't even like this girl It was the same thing, rebound Yeah I was like going through a breakup at the time Oh my God Are you his twins? Yeah

I ended kissing this girl for some reason Oh no And she fell in love with me And I was like Oh yeah Oh I got to go, like, I am done with you. And every single time I would DJ and Fullerton, she would pull up.

Oh, DTF. Yeah, you're her man. She would, no, she would pull up purposely to see me and then cry and leave. Yeah. Wow. So now you're still with her years later, Daisy. You said she cried. You like cryers.

Yeah, I do have a thing for a little sensitive. Sensitive girls. Oh, God. Because you're the opposite of them. I'm the opposite. Yeah. I get it. I get it.

The ying with the yank. Look, coming up at six. 45 we have your tickets to go to Disney California Adventure Park but we want to hear from you what's that date you regret clearly you're hearing all of our pain yes let's hear yours right now we're talking about dates that you

regret I promise you if this is a date you won't regret it like if you take somebody to oh right bad right bad to Disney California Adventure Park when we hook you up with these four packs of tickets you will not regret it. Oh no I don't know and even if

you regret who you bring we're there yeah yeah of course yeah The parking is so bad, you can ditch them. Go to the restroom and don't come back. For real. I like that. All right, we're talking about dates.

You regret, Irene. Who do we have online? We have Amber from southeast L.A. Online one. Okay. Okay. Hello. Hello?

Hi. Hi, Amber. What's up, Amber? How are you guys doing? Good morning. Morning. So my day was with a married man. I didn't know he was married.

Okay. And we went to a restaurant And I guess his wife Had like a tracker on him or something And she went to the restaurant And like we were eating And then she came and she came all crazy And I was looking like

What's going on? And she was like, yeah You know, there you go doing it again And then I'm looking at him And he saying that I'm his cousin And I'm like Oh my God When did I become your family?

What? And we were talking for a cool minute, but, I mean, there was no, like, no, like, flags of him being married. Like, it wasn't, you know, like, he wouldn't call me at a certain time. Like, I talk to him all the time. They hide it well, baby girl. Like, there was no ring. Like, and there was, like, his ring wasn't, there was not even, like, a, you know. A tan line.

Yeah, nothing. So I was right there thinking, hey, you know what? Like, cool. Like, he's cool. guy and all of a sudden his wife comes and I was like and then I want to say I'm his cousin. Did you go with it or did you tell her that I'm not his cousin? I was like nah, you know like that's girl code. I was like, no, I'm not his cousin.

I was like he's been talking to me for too many. I'm sorry. You know, I didn't know he was married. If I knew he was married, you know, I would have been not. I don't like talking to married people like, no, I'm not one of those side chicks. I'm not one of those. You're not a sanchia? You know, like, check it.

Nah. Because I believe in karma. Boom. I believe in karma. You know, karma always comes back to you. So talk to me. How did you even meet him? Well, I met him through Facebook.

No, it happens on his face. He didn't have, like, no, like, family pictures. Didn't post his girl. Like, this was an investigation, you know. Like, I looked through pictures before I even, like, try to meet up. Nothing. He didn't have nothing. And then, like, I don't know.

He kept that girl a secret life. Download secret Yeah That's so Babe, I'm just private That's just my business page That's so messed up though For real

Like you can't even You can't even have dinner You can't even have dinner With your cousin Like I really can have dinner With my cousins And then they're really gonna think

You know Yeah It was It was I felt bad for the girl though You know She seemed like She was very like devoted to him

But I mean I guess I wasn't the first Because you know Yeah she said it Like Hey this is not the first first time you did it again. So I was just like, oh damn, you know,

it was crazy. Did you at least get to eat? Well, actually, we were kind of like almost finished. They were about to ask for dessert, but I was like, no, I don't want dessert. Who paid at then? Oh, he did. I jammed. Like, I left. Like, I left

them arguing. Like, actually, like, she, like, I explained to her, like, I left. I was like, oh, that's embarrassing and everybody was looking to. Oh, making a scene. What restaurant did you go to? Um, it was Applebee's. Oh, not at Applebee.

That's this fine family establishment. Oh, no. Two for twice special. With the pictures of margaritas, damn. Yeah, I was, I don't know, it was so embarrassing. I think that was like the worst day I had. Yeah, you win. Yeah, you win.

Yeah, you win. And I just want you to know, only dad didn't and husbands know to go to Applebee's. So that's your first sign that he's married. Forget all the ring and everything. If they try to take me the Chili's, I'll be nah, nah. You got a wife. You got a wife because you care about this deal. Yes, two for 20.

Take me to Coolyche down. All right, no, thank you. Amber, you win. You win. Shout to me. Amber wins on the bad dates. Maxim, what was your bad date in five seconds? So my bad day was that I was a brokey.

I was about 18 years old. I had a hundred accord and I barely had gas, but I picked her up, took her to the movies, and bought a bunch of snacks and she fell asleep. She fell asleep. She fell asleep at the movie theater? She was comfortable with you. Hell no, I gave my money back.

What movie was it? I don't remember. That's a good answer. Because now if you were to say that, Daniel is like, oh, we're watching the movie about that girl that you spent all this money on. Yeah, or the, like, that movie came out in 2010. We were dating.

We were dating. We took her to see Avengers Endgame. That movie came out when Emmy was. I'm just kidding. Barbie just came out. August 24th, supposedly, is when pumpkin spice comes back to Starbucks. All the latte, all the cool beans vibes. The same day!

It's the whole thing. My little Starby girl leaves. And my Disney girl is going to make a whole day out of it. It's August 24 when we go do our summer invasion at D.C. That's also the same day, supposedly, that Starbucks is going to bring back. The flavors of fall arrived? Yeah. So make a whole thing about it.

Fibes. And take your Stanley too. So when you're there, you can get water. And then Big and I are men. V. We're not doing that. Okay, well,

Vina girls is cool. Yeah, right, because you're both going to take girls and they're going to want that. So yes, it's going to happen. I don't know what that was. Vic?

See, look, Vick's already thinking about it. Nick, we're men, Vic. Whatever she wants? No, I'm just kidding. Whatever she wants? Nah. I don't,

I don't really care. As long as I get the bignets. Like, I'm just. Oh, I love those. Yeah, that's my bed. Can I get my dreams? That made me so happy. Look, we have your tickets

coming up at 7.45. I also want to shout out all the kids going back to school today that have been going back to school. What I have been reading about is how much back to school essentials and items are so expensive. Oh, yes. I know like inflation is happening just a tight on cash. So that's why I love that one. We can hook you up with tickets to like enjoy Disney. Don't worry about parking.

We got you. But also like it's just I get it. I know where that's coming from. Thankfully for me, I have like a little kindergartner. so like horito's going into kindergarten so it's not anything too crazy but I know like if you have a middle schooler high schooler. I just went back to school shopping.

Yeah. And you know it's like that phase where you just buy a bunch of unnecessary things that she's not going to use. You know she's not going to use. A ruler, stapler I'm like you know, you know what? Just get it. Six highlighters. You're like you never know. Yeah no my my son's mom took him shopping over the weekend and I'm just waiting for that invoice like I already know. I know. She didn't even tell me how much she spent. I'm like that's terrifying. She's like I'm going to take a

shopping. And then she's like, and I'll send you like how much it was. And I'm just like, that's terrifying. I'm not spending any money this week. Yeah. Well, I just want you to know, if you have an incoming college student, you can use them. Here's how you can use them. Hulu has a student deal.

75% down out of its monthly cost. It's only $1.99 a month. If you're a college student. I am. So enroll in that community college, baby. If you have an incoming college student, hey, it'd be like, you know what? Your name's on the plan. You're adulting, your name's on the plan.

I went to college one semester, use that subscription, and then they caught onto it three years later. I was mad. I don't even verify that. They have to go through, like, crazy records. What's the early as a kid could go to college?

10 years old? Maybe. Maybe some kids can go into college classes. I'm just throwing it out there. I know there's inflation and everything else costs, but, hey. There's other things, too, like free bank accounts. True.

You get a college checking account. Oh, true. How else can we use our kids? Yeah. I use my sister all the time. You have one? Maxim. What?

You have a free bank account? No. According to my bank, I was in college for 10 years. Yeah. I don't know if they still have, but the Apple program, like, Max and all of that is cheaper. If you go to like the student program, you have to like do. Also Adobe. All the Adobe studios from editing.

You can get it, I think, for like 20 bucks, 15 bucks. Wow. For everything. Almost felt sorry for you kids, but we got to pay for all that. I'm a bitter adult I'm that all of that all the Adobe

all the Hulu all the Apple everything well cool go learned go learned something we also have more shoutouts right

Irene shouts from the Instagram we have Jeezy we have Javier Alex from Huntington Park what up HB

Oscar from Downey Dallas from 19 and Alejandro from Anaheim Alejandro Is that a song It is the lady I got out

It is You know what I did today? Before we get into Word on those friends. What? I was trying to get into Taylor Swift. No way. Because everyone loves Taylor Swift. Don't be a bad Wagner.

No, I was trying. Today is her last shot to go. I was like, okay, what is it? Like, for her to have this many shows, everybody goes crazy. And then I went and I was like, what are her top songs? And I was just like, oh my gosh.

They're great songs. She's like a white girl, but a gangster at the same time is what I figured out. I do love Bad Blood and the remix with Kendrick. vibes, right? That's cool.

Now we can find blood. But there's also this one where she's like, she's talking about her haters. Because she has haters, yes. I'm one of them. Yeah. She's haters in the building right here. But she was saying like, if you say it in the streets, that's a knockout.

If you say it online, that's a cop out. And I was like, oh. She's talking about you, babe. She's not even a rep, no. You know, dude, I get why they like her because she's little hurt for like a white girl. Yeah, bro. She's hip-hop. Yeah, she was super hip-hop.

In that, we'll just throw it up. It was hard to get into her paws. So you're a Swifty now? No, I think Swifties are really nice as what I hear. It's a whole thing that a Swifty can save your life. So if the Sprinty was to buy us tickets. Yeah. We'll go.

I'll go. Word on Rosecrans. All right, guys, Tori Lanes has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for shooting Megan the Stallion. All right? So back in December of 2022, Lanes was found guilty of three charges for shooting and injuring Megan in both of her feet in an incident in the Hollywood Hills on July 12, 2020. He had been awaiting sentencing all year in the L.A. County jail and yesterday he received a sentence. And Tori said in a statement, if I could change it, I would, but I can't.

He said, everything I did that night, I take full responsibility. He added, I truly am just trying to be a better person. and Megan said in a statement At first he tried to deny the shooting ever happened Then he attempted to place the blame on my former best friend Yeah so he is going to jail for 10 years Yeah it's still crazy to read that headline Even though we were all like aware like what was going on

That sentence is still so wild Two A list artists I mean maybe not A list but like Really big artists that are just like involved in this Shooting is still very wild yeah yeah and that happened out here right so he's gonna be locked up here in lelly yeah yeah he's in nelly county jail now and then i believe he's gonna be sent up to a different prison here i think they were gonna deport him back to canada i believe after

probably after his sentence oh okay yeah no it's uh it's pretty wild um and i'm not glad that like tory's going to jail or anything but um i mean at least justice has been served and people can stop gaslighting megan yeah because a lot of people were like oh you know what it's not true she was lying da da da da da and now it's just like no okay everything the record said straight like if you say that this happened it's no longer an assumption it's fact

yeah no more he says she said exactly yeah yeah so uh yes uh okay so Cardi B's now infamous microphone has been sold on eBay for 100K so I don't know if you guys saw last week at an outdoor event at uh Dreyas nightclub Cardi B threw her mic at a fan's face who threw water on her

It caused a lot of controversy and it got her a lot of praise for her aim and it made me wonder like how good is she a throwing chanclas. This must have been like her, like it's like her reflexes like you know, like deadly aim, right? But Cardi was cleared of like any charges or anything. But the production company ended up auctioning the mic for 100K on eBay. What? That's wild. Yes. And it's actually going to charity.

so that's good news. It's going to... I thought I was going for the medical bills. It's going to the Wounded Warrior Project, so pretty close. And the Friendship Circle in Las Vegas. Nice. Why would you pay $100,000 for a microphone? That's what I was doing.

It's kind of like hip-hop history now, I guess. You're going to put it in a museum, and this was the microphone that Cardi B through at somebody. Drake probably bought it. Oh, yes. He loves buying other people's stuff. Yeah. That's hilarious. Yeah, so I was just...

It just, like, to me, it made me feel like, This is like a such a Cardi thing because she does things and then turns them into like content. Right. So like now I feel like she can she can like remix this Beanie Siegel's rock the mic. Oh, like she could jump on. Yeah, she can now sample this. Like oh. I got a little something.

It's Cardi B in a place to be and I got what it takes to throw the mic right. Yeah. A hundred K for the mic that I throw. Take your chest. you might get rich at the next show, yeah. I'm a for effort. Right?

I'm just giving her ideas. What do you need to give him a five? Greg? I give him like a five. It was good flow. What? You get better? Can you get better?

Five's a D in school. Yeah. All right. You don't want me to freestyle on this beat right now. Let's go, Greg. Let's go. Greg.

I'm a Cardi B right now in the club. I'm going to throw my mic like a thug. Hey. I'm going to hit someone in the head. Yeah. They're going to cash in on his bed. Bread. Yeah.

I can keep going all day. I love it. I love it. Talking to life, you get points for having to be off the dome. That was great. That was off the dome. That was like a high paper out of dome.

That was good. Oh. Okay. Lettie. No, I'm not. Play, play, play. Let's go, letty. Lettie.

I'm not going to do it. I suck. Yeah, Lettie. Glad you about it. Come on. I know I really suck. Yeah. Come on.

Let me have time to write. Like, Vic had time to write. Yeah. I was up all night. I had a strong four Look, Cardi B, please use it It's a great idea All right, either that or one mic

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For Brown Bag Mornings On Power 106 This is Be Real from Cypress Hill Where are you from, S?S Don't you know I'm local? Santa Corridis down bad You guys We talked about

Like I think it was last week How they had this weird Fruitfly that came from Yeah, and then made them quarantine. Now they have rabid bats. Bats with rabies. Bats that have tested positive for rabies that are going. I believe they've counted about 20 in the area.

So, hey, just be careful out there, Santa Clarita. Wow. It feels like a little hauntingness going out in that area, and you do not want to touch a bat that seems sick or injured. I know it might be cool. Like, ooh, let me go touch it. Maybe I turn my... You're not going to turn into Batman.

You will not get bit by the bat, and then all of a sudden... No, it's not going to... happen for you, okay? You've got to be careful with the bats. And you know what's Wildo, too, is that the Natural History Museum? Uh-huh. They're doing a, it's called a roost, is what I'm learning. Okay. Where they go and they try to find where bats are

in, like, cities. So they're asking people, hey, do you want to join our roost where we go and look for bats? And count how many. No, count how many there are. Kind of like a census for bats. Yeah. And they're doing that on the 12th and the 13th of August. I'm like, I don't know that you want us to count them if the ones

that are in Santa Cruz to have rabies. Just a little bit. Like Santa Cruz, hey, be careful of the bats, but like Natural History Museum, hey, help us count the bats. I don't know. No, yeah. Feels like a trap. Get away. Maybe not that area.

We're going to avoid them a little bit. I didn't know we had bats like that. Yeah. I thought it was just in the movie Jimonji. You ever hear the squeaking at night? Like, when you hear squeaking like me. On my bed. If you sit outside and you hear squeaking, that's a bat.

Yeah. What? You've never seen one? You've seen a bat. I've seen a bat. Like the tree? You see a bat. Go ahead. I saw a bat at the Grand Canyon when I was a kid.

And they all came up out of like this little area and they like went right over my head. Like boom. And I got so scared. I was back. I backed up and I almost fell down the Grand Canyon. True story. Oh my God. True story.

My parents freaked out because I got so scared. Like I'm terrified. I didn't know. I was terrified of bats. But I found out. Yeah. And then so I started just walking backwards trying to get away. And then I like fell and I was like a couple feet away from like falling over the grand canyon.

I have a crazy bad story. I was in Mexico and I was like in Senote, like swimming underwater. And when you look up, there was a bunch of bats. I was saying bat in Spanish? Morsealogos. Orcielago. What? Murcielagos.

Wow. So then Emmy jumped on my back and I accidentally swallowed a bunch of water. Oh. And then when I got out, like I was so paranoid. I kept Googling like, what happens if you drink? That water? That water with bat because they poop. They peep and pee.

For two days in Mexico, I was paranoid, I was like, I'm going to get rabies. I'm going to get Googling and it got worse. I was like, oh my God, what do I do? I was so worried for two days. Maximo will not drink your bath water, but he will drink your bat water. Damn, that's crazy. That was scary. Is that why you sleep upside down now?

Angie, when did you see a bag? I was going to say, like, the tree outside of her house? Uh-huh. There's bats. Like, sometimes we see them like randomly just like, chum, chum, just flying around. Wow. Which is really cool. I think they're really cool.

Yeah, I think they're cool. If I were to come back as an animal, this is random, but I would be a fruit bat because I love fruit. They're so cute. And while they eat is fruit. Their faces are cute. Their faces are cute. No, they have, like, weird bones under their, like, their cape. They look weird puppies.

They look like puppies. Yeah, they look like little puppies. They do. They're flying mammals. Like, it's weird. All right. Well, shout out the bad. I have no bad story.

No bad story at all. There's like a park in Irvine too and then there's a pond and they just love flying around there. Go to a park, you'll hear them. You'll hear that squeaking and you'll be like, that's a bat. You can hear the smell of your tweaker. All right. Well, that was so you know I'm local and keep it here because after this song, we're going to put you up on game on what's going down with the homie helpline.

Yes, we have a listener who needs help yet again because her home girl. Because her home girl is a habitual line stepper. Oh, my God. And she stepped over the line once again, and we're going to do our best to help her out. Ah, but this seems like the girl I don't be listening to our advice. Yeah. If we're going to help her again. We got to help her again.

I thought we helped her last time, but we're going to try our best. All right, let's try our best next. Keep it here. It's power window six. LA's number one for hip-hop. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help.

We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got your phone. The homie helpline. All right. So Myra needs our help yet again because her bestie is at it again. If you remember a couple weeks ago, she was really upset at her friend because she bought a Louis bag instead of pitching in $5. For cheer shoes, right?

Which is also that girl's, that lady's goddaughter. Goddard, exactly. So. Which friend? Exactly. So her daughter, Myra's daughter is turning three next week and they're celebrating her birthday.

Which daughter? The one that had a cheer shoe? That needs to choose. No, this is a different one. Okay. Yeah, this is a different one.

She sent her the invite two months ago and she texted her yesterday and said that she can't make it because she has a dentist appointment. The party starts at 4 p.m. And her appointment is at 8 a.m. Okay? So it's not really a special appointment or anything.

It's not going to be like a full on. No, it's not surgery, you know. So she's so. upset by this. She feels like she's always the one decorating, helping to set up, and her friend is doing nothing to help or contribute or even show up. She wants to know if she's asking too much for her to show up. So let's read it. She says, my daughter's turning three next week. We're celebrating her birthday the Saturday before. I sent her, aka the bestie, the invite two months ago. Tell me why. Ain't a thing.

Tell me why. She texts me today that she can't make it because she has a dentist appointment. The party starts at four, her appointments at eight. There's no special appointment. It's only a cleaning.

Why does she know what type of appointment it is? She called a dentist. I'm so mad and hurt by this. I'm always the one decorating and help with cleanup. I'm not asking her to do the same. I just want her to show. Oh, so she's like, I always do that for her.

Like if she ever has a party, I'm going to go out of her. Yeah. Damn. asking for too much. It's a lot. Yep. Am I asking for too much?

This appointment better be in T.J. Of course. Yeah. It might be. Even if it's a cleaning, sometimes it better, not, I won't say better dentistry. But, she's deals. There's deals over there. Yeah.

I see it at T.J. Right? Because what dentists here are open on Saturday? There's a lot. Yeah. Yeah. What the hell? Why would you schedule that on a Saturday?

Saturday at a. Saturday at a. m. To not go to a party. sometimes I got to be somewhere from 6 to 10 a.m. Exactly. It seems like your home girl don't want to be around you, but it also seems like she may feel like she can't tell you

she don't want to be around you. Because whatever she does tell you, you say, well, this is not real because this, and that's not here, because of this, and it's not, it's just a cleaning and stuff like that. Yeah. I don't think she's asking for too much. You know.

I also think that her friend don't really like her. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, definitely. And I think that's one thing And there's another thing of like Maybe she's like a really Her friend is really selfish and just doesn't want to spend

Another 10, 12 dollars I don't know whatever a gift would cost that target $50 at the most right 1012? I mean yeah One Barbie Just one Barbie Not our leg

Okay so Duno's a really good friend of ours Yeah I already know he's not going to come to the kids worthy He loves my kids he loves me. He honestly really my husband for him. I'm kidding.

But I know he's not going to come through. But I also know he's like I'll send a president or whatever. Like I don't expect him. There's those people and it seems like

that might be your home girl. Yeah. That she might just be anti-kid or anti-kid's party. Like what is she going to do? She doesn't have kids. I'm assuming. Yeah.

She's too rich. She has Louis Bex. Yes. It might be that. Again, I do feel like the homegirl like your friend just doesn't want to tell you

how she really feels. So what I would suggest to you, Myra, is tell her, like, is there something that you're not telling me? Like, is there a conversation we need to have? And say something like, I'm not going to get mad, but mean it. Hey, Angie, you miss your best friend's kids' birthday

parties, right? Part of 16. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And I went with my sisters, and I went, what lick was it? I don't even know what Lake was. The one you lied about? I didn't like about it. There's pictures. The thing about Angie missing her, my friend.

birthday parties for my kids. It's not, it's not even... And it was the Halloween one, actually. The Halloween party. That was a great party. I was there. Yeah. That was in a kids party then.

Yeah, that was the Halloween party that I didn't go to. And I don't think you went to either, for. Don't be throwing me underneath the butt. We're all going. I think with Angie, too, though, like, I know that if she had said, like, I can't make it or I'll be fine with that. Where I get a problem is you just don't show up, and then I don't find out, like, either an hour after the party starts or an hour before.

That's where it kind of gets. Because if you already know, you're not going to go, just say it. Yeah. No, what upsets me. The excuse is what, like, upsets me the most because it's like, now you think I'm an idiot. Yeah, like, come up with a way better excuse. There's way better excuses out there. Right.

You know, like family party, funeral, whatever, I don't know, just a bunch of other stuff you could say. But, like, dentist appointment at 8 a.m., it's not strong. Well, this same friend, this rich friend that is talking to Myra like this, the last time I asked her for a five or ten, a five to $15. to donation for her kids, cheer shoes, the rich friend said, I'm saving for a house.

$5. Yeah. And then Myra said, tell me why, again, tell me why I saw it with a Louie bag the next day. And that time she was like,

should we still be friends? And it's like, you need to learn already. Like, this is just going to keep happening to you. Yeah. Do you think $5 will break your relationship with your friend,

though, like that? No, but it seems like a patent now. It's a lie. What I'm feeling is is Mara doesn't also wants to be told don't be her friend. because she keeps sitting us with the stories

of like this one particular friend. You're too focused on her, Myra. Focus on yourself. I hope you get other friends. Yeah. They're out there. Because there's something about this friendship that is just not for you.

It doesn't serve you. You're too stressed for no reason. You're too stressed over somebody else. Like you don't even care about her. Get a nunina for your kids. Like our parents. They are friends at the end of the day. Like you just got to,

it should be that deep in a friendship anyway. It is for her. can clearly see it's for her. It bugs her. It bugs her. And her, like, her friend doesn't care enough to even come up with good excuses. That's a red flag. She also, I mean, if this is the second time she's reaching out, she shouldn't be going

above and beyond for her. Give her the same treatment. Which is what? Ignore her. Just don't go above and beyond. You don't have to make, like, make every event that she does. You don't have to invite her to everything your kids do. Like, slowly cut her off and see how she reacts.

You got to read the sign. Yeah. You got to read the signs, baby girl. But look, let's take you, let's take your calls on this. Let us know what you would tell, Myra. She's coming to you saying, look, this bestie that I have, supposedly, she keeps, like, doing these things to me. Like, she doesn't want to input on, like, my kid's cheer shoes, who's her goddaughter.

I'm having a party for my other child, and she's saying she can't make it because of a dentist appointment. That's not real. I'm not asking her to come and do everything. I'm not asking her to help me set up. I'm just asking her to come and be a part of these children's. my life. So what would you tell her? Right now we're trying to help the homegirl, Myra, right, Vic? Yes, we're trying to help the home girl, Myra, who, uh, her home, her home girl doesn't want to help with her daughter's party.

This is the second time she's not wanting to help her kids out. Doesn't want to attend. Doesn't want to attend is making crazy excuses, saying she has a dentist appointment at 8 a.m., but the party starts at 4. And yeah, she's asking if she's too much, if she's asking too much of her friend. Yeah. She probably just wants the truth. Yeah. And that's probably upsetting her. That her friend can't even tell her the two.

Like, we know it's not the, we know it's not the dentist appointment. Exactly. I have an event tomorrow at 11 a.m. and I have a homie that was like, yeah, I can't make it because I'm going to Dodger game. The Dodger game's at 7 p.m. Yeah, I can't make it to this 11 a.m. Because I have a Dodger game at 7 p.m. What?

Stupid-ass sci-fi, huh? Oh, you? But it's the lie. It's the lie. You don't need, you could just say you don't want to go. Well, if you get to traffic to get to down to the Dodger Stadium, you know. You got to leave like a couple hours earlier. I got to do this. Wash your hands with it.

We're good. But we do have people. We do have people that are on the line and want to chime in, right, baby girl? Yep. We have a Sabrina from Hawthorne on line one. All right. Sabrina. Good morning, Brownback.

Good morning, Sabrina. So I think that Myra just needs to let this friend. go. I think they're growing into separate paths. Sometimes we have friendships and we end up growing apart and it's going to keep in contact once in a while.

But I feel like the friend is it's showing one too many times that like a girl. Like I don't mess with your kids like that because the other girls doesn't have kids, right? We're assuming. We're assuming that the other because she has a lot of Louis bags.

Yeah. She's rich. Yeah, I just think that they're going apart. And it's okay that that's happening, but she should have a serious conversation with her friend and check in. Maybe something's going on with the friend. And she's not even checking in on her because she's like, girl, you're asking me for all this help. But yet you're not asking me what I need. You know what I need. You keep asking me for help, not how can it help you?

Yeah. Yeah, it's a two-way street. You know, all relationships are two ways. You know, you got to give. in as well. I agree. There you go. So she's probably expecting her

to come out and help set up the party and she don't want to do the damn balloon garland. She's like, girl, I don't even know how to decorate. I don't even decorate my own house. I have me help you with your party. She might be like, girl, I'm in crippling debt. I'm not a party planner.

For all my kids' birthday every year we go to Chuck E. Cheese. And it would just be like me and my... Dang. Okay. Well, thank you so much, Sabrina. Thank you for. All right. All right. We got more people on the line who we got.

We have Desire online. This is your call to answer. Desire. Good morning. What's up? What's up? Good morning. I'm back.

All of you guys. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Sorry. I don't know. I think you just want to be. What's up, Desire? I think that my room.

She's probably that friend that asks for too much and always want something or need something from somebody. And home girl's probably tired of it. Yeah. But also for Myra, didn't you when the first time you called in that you should have, you know, step back a little bit from her friend, like from the friendship and finding out. You know, you already felt some type away and I'm sure this is about the first time we felt some type away. Yeah. And, you know, I'm not coming at you, sideways and nothing, Myra, but finding a friend and she can still be her

friend, but she's just not that friend. Yeah, not the best friend. She's not the set of friends. A, Desire, Myra, Myra, A, Desire, Myra Shmira. A, desire, Myra Shmira. What type of friend are you? Yeah. I'm a loyal friend. I'm a solid friend, and I keep it in real all the time.

Oh, I hear that. Yeah, you know. Do you help set up at the parties? I love me. If they need it. If they need it. If they need help. You know?

But, um, I'd rather just be invited to the party. so I can party. You sound like you like to party. Sounds like a good time. I am, I am. Hey, you know what? And you're so kind of than I am. I get along with everybody.

If somebody doesn't like me, it's a personal problem. Got it. Yeah. Hey, Mara, her name is Myra, right? Yeah. Tell her decided my DM. She can be my friends. See?

All right. That's a problem because one of us already slid in your DMs and it's a whole issue now. That one of it. Not it. Not it. It was me. I slitted into the DM.

Into whose DM? What? Check your DM, letting. That's a fuck. Okay, Mara. All right. Did I call her Mara? Desire.

Desire. Did we help, Myra? I think so. Yeah. I'm still thinking about desire. We need to help the whole. I do suggest to have that conversation with your home girl. Like if that's your best friend, you're saying this is my bestie.

You need to be, if you can't communicate with your man with anybody else, you've got to be able to communicate with your bestie. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, for sure. Even hard conversations. Like, just do it. And maybe she's labeled wrong in your brain. That's what I'm thinking.

Maybe Myra thinks that's her bestie, but then the friend doesn't even consider her bestie. No, not enough. Because at the end of the day, that's Mara is the cunada. She's a sister-in-law as well. So it's like, okay, you're going to be stuck with her the rest of your life, but it doesn't mean that that's your bestie. Yeah. She probably doesn't consider her bestie, I'm telling you.

Exactly. Have you ever had a friend that, like, is like your fringe friend and they ask you to do something outrageous, like help them move? What's a fringe friend? Yeah, what is that? Vic, it's our office together. So you have to help you. No, not that.

Not that. No, I'm just saying, it's like, you get like a random request like, hey, pick me in from LX? Like, bro, we're not even close like that. That's the thing. Like, it's just mislabeling your friends. That was your mom, Vic. Yes.

Yeah, but it's like, come on, my friend. Stop, mom. Simp or PIMP. I got a big problem in my mind right now. What is it? And it's happening all over my group chat, all over my friends. I think my friend takes the all-time simp of the year. Oh, of the year.

That's not even know. Hold on. You're not Simpe of the week yet. Sim by the week is on a Friday. You want him to win Simp of the year. Simp of the year. He deserves it. This is someone I've known since elementary school.

We have been friends for that long. Yeah, well, let's see if it lasts another week. So, my friend, Mickey, he, uh, we... Is this Mickey? Yes, Mickey. For real, like Mickey Mouse? We call him Mickey. What's his real name?

Mike? Luis. Luis to Mike. No, Mickey. Hey, Mickey. Hey, Mickey. He, Mickey. That's a deep cut.

Hey, hey, Mickey. So all my childhood, we've been friends. And after high school, he left to Texas. Okay. When he left to Texas, he wouldn't come back. He was like, you know what? I'm never going back to California. You're like, you know what?

Fine. All of a sudden, he starts coming back to California. And we're like, oh, yeah, let's make plans to hang out. Let's do this. Let's do that. All right, cool. Made the plans? Yeah.

We had these plans for the longest time. And he's leaving me. And he's leaving us for his girl. I would be hurt too. You'd be hurt, right? Yeah. And he says there's no problem with it. He said, oh, there's no problem.

It's fine. like, I'll see you guys another time. I mean, he's right. To be completely honest, this isn't bros or H-O-E. We're not asking that if he's your bro. I feel like you all in the group chat are a bunch of simps. Yeah, you're mad. You're mad at your friend that he's out pimping.

Yeah. Wait, how good-looking is he? Because if he's not good-looking, then maybe he... You didn't hear the song? Oh, Mickey, you're so fine. He's so fine. Can you please show us a picture of Mickey? Yeah, because maybe he won't have the opportunity

to mess with these girls again. Because if it was the same girl, then be like, oh, you simping, bro. There was one girl that it was hanging out with a lot, though. Oh, don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. And we're mad about it. Why?

Because. What happened? This girl. Check out, you guys. I love you, Greg, and I loved your friendships until what happened. Oh, my God. Talk about it. Get off your chest, loved one.

We met this girl a while back at the bars. Okay. You know, in San Ana. Okay. And she got passed around. by a couple of our friends. She's a homie hopper. 99 bottles of beer on the while.

And he kept hanging out with her. She's just a promiscuous girl. It's like, why? Do you have all these other girls to hang out with? Even though you don't want you to hang out with them. Because you want you to hang out with us first. Yeah. Kept going back to her.

She's the most experienced. She's the most... You want a job done right? You get a professional. I mean, she is older. She fits in with the friend group. No, she doesn't. She's older.

So she doesn't get along with us. We all were like, eh, like. We all passed around, so you guys off included? Gregory! I did not do anything with this girl. I did not do anything. There was only a handful of them that did it, so I was like, you know? A handful.

Was your handful? No, my hand was four. There's only four of you. But I think he takes simple of the year for that. No, I do, I don't see anything. What do you see, Angie? What do you see? Yeah, you guys are the lanes.

How are we? We wanted to hang out with that we have not seen in years. Okay, then why don't you guys fly out to Texas? Yeah, sounds simpy. I don't know. Why we're going to go to Texas, first of all? What is there to do in Texas? Texas is a good time.

Texas is great. He's from over here. Texas is cheaper. Partying out there is going to be so much more of a cost of it. We had like a whole itinerary, what we're going to do. What's on the itinerary? Yeah, what's on it? Friday, we were supposed to go see me DJ.

Everybody showed up. Everybody. We were supposed to go see me DJ. Everybody showed up. Are you seeing yourself? Are you hearing yourself? He's like, oh, we're supposed to go see Greg C, DJ. Everybody went.

Everyone. Because he was going to go. This is like the rare time that the group chat has actually made it out, the group chat. One of those situations. Yeah. He doesn't show up. He's with another girl. Wow.

Why didn't he just bring her? It's a boys night. Oh, my. It's boys night. He should have just broader. You don't take sand to the beach, bro. You don't take sand to the beach. Why would you take a girl to a bar?

That's the whole thing. You can meet girls at that bar. That's what we're trying to tell him and he's like, Oh, you can secure the bag. Yeah. No, I don't know about that one. Because it's like, it's one thing that like, yeah, I'd be hanging out with girls, but it's also like,

damn to leave your homies hanging is like, is messed up. What else is in the itinerary? We're supposed to go see my friend's band play. Oh, okay. So it's not about you guys. Are you in the band too? I'm not in the band, but this was a big, this was a big moment for my friend.

Like it was a big venue. Right. It was crazy. It matters. Yeah, yeah. It matters. Like this is a once in a lifetime opportunity. And he was with another girl.

Yep, and left his brother at home. Oh. He was supposed to pick up his brother. Damn, this guy is a stumbach. He's, he thinks he's like 30. The brother's like, well,

no, because the brother was waiting because they were going to go together. Or are you going to pick them up? I actually could have because I went down the street. It's crazy that you're, it's like, I've never seen,

like, you're simping over your friend. He's the sin. Like, all of the guys in that you're all sims because you're like, why don't you ever to in time with me?

I had this big event. You knew, you didn't bring little Mickey. You didn't come see Greg C. Play. All these other times to see girls and you want to go hang old girls that time. But not the LA girls. Yeah. I mean, look, I think he could have just brought those

girls to every event. He definitely could have brought the girls. But they were all, the itineries said no girls allowed boys night only. The itinerary. Oh, okay, so that's where you messed up on itinerary. Bro, he probably don't get none in Texas. He's probably over here trying to slaying and bang. You know what I'm saying? Like, no, it's, we're all trying to have fun. Maybe

fighting a girl at the bar that we're all hanging out. Too many rules. But what? Yeah. I thought no girls. Girls allowed. No, don't bring, like I said, don't bring sand to the beach. You just don't want to bring your girlfriend. So you're like, hey, don't get it. I agree.

So that's what you have to do in order to make it. So it's like, bro, nobody brought their girls and it's not a lie. Look, L.A., you tell us, is Greg's homie a pimp or a simp? And then you can also tell us if Greg's a pimp or a sim. What let you tell him? Because when it's coming from Mops, he's just not seeing it. But you know what? What else would we expect from a potter fan?

By the way, we're cutting your hair. like less than 20 minutes full all the way out say goodbye say goodbye today yeah and give you mauna sim or pim I don't like that you guys are making fun of me you don't you thought you had something in there huh? I thought everybody was gonna be on my side here no that's not how this room works yeah that's definitely not how this room works okay what's happened to me

for sim, soup soon soon you're first of the itinerary come see me Second on the itinerary Come see me see my friends Leave all the girls out Yeah No girls allowed Come to 11th

Don't think about girls When he cut Okay so Greg has a homie That moved to Texas But his childhood home meet They have like this friend group galore They're just a bunch of bros Having fun

Great time Yep So he comes back Every so often to L.A. And you have an itinerary set up Fun stuff Making snow angels Eating eating

I don't know Cookie dough all that, yeah. Paining each other's nails. Seeing Greg DJ. Watching the bargain movie. But instead this homie, his name is Mickey. Mickey, yeah.

He comes and he hangs out with girls. Like, he ditches you guys all the time. And you guys in the group chat, how many are you besides Mickey? Nine. There's nine of us. There's nine of you. And just nine simps in a chat. Like, bro, it's crazy.

It's crazy. He's in denial about it. That's the thing. What do you mean? He's in denial. We're all calling up a simp. No, he's the sims. No, I said nine simps.

You are the nine sims. We're not the one that's in denial here. The 10th guy, he's got it going on. No, he is a POS. He's not a good friend. He's not a bro because he's choosing the HOE's over you guys. But that doesn't make him a simp. The you guys are simping because you guys are so focused on this dude of your friend

that you're like, hey, bro, you're supposed to come see me DJ. Yeah. What's going on? And then you're also dissing the girls that he's talking to because you're like, hey, bro, we ought to chance with her. Why are you talking to her? It's because he's changing my homie. She's changing him.

She's changing him. All these girls are changing them. No, I think that's how he wants to be. I think he's living his dream right now. You know what I think is so funny? That shout out to my baby girl, Daisy, Daisy, I love you. You are a trophy wife. Soon you should be Greg's wife for putting up with him.

Don't say that. Don't make it worse for yourself. No, I'm not on your side right now because you're not on my side. I'm on your girl's side. That's your side. I'm on nobody's side in this room right now. Nobody's side. So Greg told that whole story.

And the text that he gets from Daisy is, who's the girl that's been passed around? She's asking me question after question. I think I'm being instigated right now. He better answer, right? It got turned into more. What's the segment about you now? So like I said, you're the simp.

All your friends are sims. Can you just tell me the nine other fools in the chat? Like, we know Mickey. Mickey? So we want to know the other fools that are the sims. His brother Eddie. Eddie. Eric.

Eric. Damien. Damien. Josh. Josh. Rafa. Rafa. Kevin.

Kevin. And Derek. Derek. And Greg. You're all a bunch of sims. Simps. Simps. Simps.

Simps. Further solidify this. Irene, we got a DM about it, right? Yeah, we have David Bosworth who tweet, oh my God, who DM does. He said, the man, Greg is a simp. The group chat, they're all sims. His friend is pimping. A different girl every day, that's pimp.

Comes from Texas and get different girls, pimp. Pimp of the year. Let's be free. Too Mickey. As we go into a song, Too Mickey. Pimp. Pimp! Pimp! Pid! Pid! Pits! Pid! PIN! PIN! PIN!

It's a happy day for us. Very happy. It's a happy day for Dr. Fans. Absolutely. Shout out to all the Dodger fans listening right now, especially if you have, like, a Padres hate in you. Not for your own dad, but for like the Padres. Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah. Thank you for playing that. I heard Udias has a quote. Like, yeah, they're the Padres, but they need to call us daddy. Yeah. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, that's cool. It's okay.

Our guy Greg, he's just a little bit, I don't know. If these are wounds from children or something that he had when he was child. But he loves the Padres. He hates the Dodgers, right? And I also want to big up your friend, Ashley. Oh, yeah. Yeah, because she sent me photos of you. I was a kid.

I was lost as a kid. You were not a kid. It was probably like five years ago. You were wearing a Dodger hat like 20 seconds ago. You had a Dodger hat. You were posing outside. Like, there was a Dodgers mural. You had a Dodgers game.

So there was one point in your time where you were a Dodger fan. No, my parents forced me to be a Dodger fan. That's what it was. You think I would go out of my way? It's not forced to be the Boys in Blue Nation. I don't know. I've never seen the, I never got the connection. I didn't get the memo, you know, just they kind of forced it into me.

No, they did it. No, they did it. We're going to all these Dodger games. You have to be a Dodger fan. I don't know about that. You looked really happy in these photos. You're a mom. Yeah.

No, I'm not happy. And it was with your brother and Ashley, the girl, not your parents. Your parents weren't there. I don't even know what picture you're talking about. Wow. Damn, it was that long ago. Yeah, it was that long ago. But living in Whittier, you should definitely be a Dodger fan.

It's a thing. You don't even have to take the freeway. What if I was an Angels fan? Angels Stadium's right there. No, it's not there. You're disliked. You also worked at Dodger Stadium. Yeah, well, okay.

My brother's extra. So you hated so much. You worked there. I got a free job there. A good job. It was easy to get in. Free job. Easy to get into that job.

So I got into that job. Like no questions asked and it was funny because the first day they're like you guys Dodger fans and I stood quiet Funny oh Well we're having the last laugh now because you became a fan of the Padres and you were so confident in them That they were gonna beat the Dodgers in this series that they just had you said I will risk my hair You have I think it's past your shoulders it's almost yeah for sure definitely past your shoulders if I were just straight in it it would be way past your shoulders if you need a like visual, just imagine Jesus. Yeah, Jesus, Ebukey, Tarzan, all of that.

You could also log on a brown bag morning's 106 on Instagram. We got alive this. We are live. Because it's going to make me feel so alive. I can't even look at you. I'm like, my stomach's turning. I know. You're standing up.

You can't run away from this. And so we brought our guy, Edward Clipperhands. Edward Clipperh came in, dressed in blue. He knew what time it was. He knew what type of was. Dodger Kobe shirt. Dodgered out. And we're going to have our favorite Dodger Barber take all of that hair off of you.

The craziest part about this was that it was very like, we didn't really force him into it. It was his idea. It was his idea. It's just this weird delusion confidence. It's crazy that he has. And it'll never go away. No. But maybe, I don't know, there's magic in hair.

Maybe once your hair gets cut off, then you're going to be all gone. I'm thinking about what I said. I'm like, damn, I really said that I happened. Yeah, you like jumped out the window. I'm about to right now. I'm going to do this. I feel like I told me your regrets and I know that your mom is upset that you're cutting in your hair

Oh yeah she loves my hair Your girlfriend's upset you're cutting your hair Your dad just says be a man Yeah and then cut it Yeah he's gonna complain more after this Yeah Samping you were doing I'm not simping over your friend

I've had it with you guys today I'm done No no no no you did You know it's crazy though too Shout out to Greg Because Greg I've known Greg for my time here at power Like probably look a couple years And we've been through a little a lot together and it's crazy because

last year around this time he came through and started being a part of the morning show right and so here he comes back again just randomly like hey let's have Greg in let's have Greg come in and vibe and it's like then you do this Greg then you make it a traumatic experience

this was supposed to happen the series between the Padres and the Dodgers has nothing to do with Greg why Greg is in here yeah you're telling me when I turn on the TV 0-0 Podgers are winning and the next thing you know bam So I had confidence You did have confidence

You know Well let's see how your confidence does a razor He's like taking his time set up too Oh yeah He's so happy He's a great set up Look you even brought like a vanity mirror Come to the microphone

Come to the microphone puppy How happy are you hearing this Will talk his smack about the Dodgers I'm gonna get props to like to do this You don't like takes a man to really See a man I'm a man I'm a man

A little boy You're tuned Edward we already have you here We're already gonna promo you You don't need to You're dressed in all blue. I like to fit. You came on purpose.

You knew you had a plan today. Come on. No vibes. All right. When you cut him, cut him a little bit, Trecoe. Like, hit his ear a little bit.

Yeah. Yeah, like what Vic told you. Ooh, burning you. All right. After this time, we're going to cut our little baby boy's hair. We should donate it.

Yeah, yeah, just donate it. Let's do it. I'm like losing my breath right now because my stomach is turning. I'm like, oh. I haven't come out of hair in three. years. Just like the tables turned on your Padres, baby.

I'm sad. You don't have any Padre fans that can support you through this? I do, actually. I have my homies in San Diego. Oh, they can't support me. It's two hours away. None of the want to call in and just be like, hey, go to Padres. Let me see if he's awake.

I'll see if he's awake. What was the score when you turned on the TV that one day? 5-0? 5-0. Dude, how cool would it to get 5-0 engraved like in his head? Can we do that? I think we'll work on it. I'm back after the song.

Brownback Morning's Power 106. And we have Edward Clipperhands about to cut up our boy Greg C. Yeah. For losing his bet. Oh, Greg. I love it. This feels really good for me. Huh?

You cannot take it back. You're already sitting in the chair. You're in the chair. You have that little white paper around you. Yeah. Edward Clipperhands. How does it feel? Like, how is his hair?

Talk to me about like the length and all of that. Like it's the greasy? I told me that has good hair. He has good hair. like it'll grow back. It'll grow up. Does it trip you out that he made this type of bit?

Having hair this one. He wanted to cut it off and he just wanted to throw it in there. Oh, get it for free? Nah. He's soft with his hands. He knows what he's doing. Yeah. Oh, he's soft with his hands.

Whoa. We just called you a sin, Doug. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So the Padre's lost to the Dodgers. Why do we have a Whittier resident that's a Padres fan?

I don't know. But also Edward Clipper Hans is from Whittier too. Yeah. Yeah. Super cool. I have like tears coming out of my head. Edward, I know that we brought you in here to do it, but it would really make my life if I somehow did like the inaugural or like the first little that you tell me. If you want, you could do the cut.

Oh, I would love to do the scissors. Okay. Pause. Desiree hung up already. Desiree hung up. Your desire, desire. Flip that, clip that. Nothing really wants her to do the.

Wow. Leti wants to do the scissors. I do. That means nothing else and nothing more than what that means, okay? It's crazy because I found out what that man. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop. Niji, you're going to get us canceled. I know, never, never, right.

We can make the puns and we can make the innuendos, but then you go full into the windows. You go full, literal. Okay. The windows into the walls. All right, we're about to cut Greg's hair. This is for L.A. This is for all the smack Greg talks. This is for when the Padres, um,

beat the Dodgers in the first round of last year. And this is for that stupid duck on the field. This is for anything that like has to do anti-Padres versus like Dodger stuff. This is because San Diego's tacos are better. This is because the Petco Park is nicer. This is for all of that. This is what it is for, okay?

I can't wait to see my hair in October though. I'm going to keep bringing up October, guys. Your hair where? My hair will be beautiful. Which hair? Which hair? Lushes. That's what it is going to be.

You guys, I'm gonna go. All right. Oh, it's happening. Wow. This is a nice. Me? Yeah. Me?

Yes. Say something nice. Isn't it? Is it? I mean, Dodger blue is cool, I guess. Wait, so we're donating this hair, right? Yeah. Does he have to get it in a little tie?

As high. Should we put it in a tie? Hair tie? Like, it came ready. Yeah. Since we will be donating it? What do you mean? You have a hair tie?

A ligah. A ligah. Yeah. Why? Why, why? So you can donate it. It doesn't like fall out. Oh, wow, you guys just might.

Okay. Yeah. Hold on. Here we go. We're donating it. Who? Should we give me to a Dodger fan or? Oh, yeah.

All right. Ow, what do you? Ow. Thank you. I feel like my mom. Oh, what's so? Oh, my hair so hard. All right.

All right. Oh, this is happening. Oh. Oh. Why is she taking so much pleasure in this? Look at her smile. Lettie has the biggest smile. Oh my gosh.

She's cutting it. She's cutting it. It's almost gone. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. She's cutting off.

You guys. You guys. You guys. You know. It's almost there. Let me. You cut it up. Yo, that's so much hair.

What's up of the lace. You guys. Oh, my God. It looks like a lufut. And just like that, Greg has a mullet. Yo. No. What is that?

No. No. What is that? He wants to cry. All right. You see the cheer on my left eye right now. Wow. That's so crazy.

I'm like shaking. That's what happens when you mess with the Dodgers, baby. That's what you get for Channing beat L.A. when you're from L.A. Yeah. You know what's crazy is that his hair has canas in it. So like if you get his hair, you're going to have a little bit of white hair too. Oh. All right.

Let's cut this whole thing up. Let's shave his head. Let's turn him straight Cholo. Straight Cholo from Woody. All right. From a Chodry fan to Hoosy Daddy. Yeah, real quick. I'm going to look like a Dodger fan after this.

Go ahead of you. Keep talking, Bucco. Why are you guys laughing? He just looks like a sad puppy. You know, like, yeah, now he's in his thoughts in the moment. Yeah. Why did I just say that? Because he didn't just, right now he's bald, but like the bangs are in the front.

So he looks super 90s like Cholololib. Like he's going to go to like strawberry sundays. Fernando Vargas. QC's 2020. Monabello. Yay. Florentine Gardens. What's up, Hainah.

Hey, me there. DJ, Hurt Division. Uh-huh. Shout DJ Enri. Richard Vichin, all those fools. All right. Just so you know, the weather's going to be crazy. The humidity, you see it outside?

It's starting. Yeah. So if you have hair, not like Greg. But if you have hair, it's going to be poofy. Just be ready for all of that stuff. Oh, thank God I put it in a ponies. Not my poofy hair. I just realized Greg looks like the homie.

He looks like all the homies. Yeah, he looks like everyone. And the primos, to be honest. But it's hurting inside, isn't it? Yeah, it is. Do you feel like cute, less cute or more cute? I felt wind in my head I haven't felt in a long time. Yeah.

That's okay. Your girl will still love you. Your girl will still love you. Your mom will still love you. Do you have a trollo name you always wanted? I don't know why I've always wanted a junior. Junior. Look, I'm telling you, this all stands from his need for love from his dad.

Yeah, probably. He wants to be a junior? I feel it. It's like if you're a junior, your dad has to love it. Yeah, that has to love me. That's a regular name. Not a Cholo name. Matter of fact, help us name him. Brownback morning.

What did you think? I thought I'm like actual like my government name. No, he's that Cholo. You want to change your name now that we cut your hair? No. Yeah, like, Junior. Log on a brownback morning's 106 and help us name this Cholo. He's newfound.

Woodyer, he's yours. Whatever you want to do with him? They said, Pippie longstocking. Damn. That doesn't even make sense. I don't know. I'm just reading the comments. Okay.

Some girls are saying that he's a way better kind of handsome. Way better kind of handsome. That's good. He has the girl.