Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep.35 (08/14/23)

Episode Date: August 14, 2023

Brown Bag Mornings talks Drake shows at the Forum, back to school nightmares and helping the homie with his girlfriend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

What's up? This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Okay, we all have birthday weekends, but I don't know that any of us have a birthday weekend, quite like our guy, Dodger Julio Urias, did this past weekend. I know it was Fernando Mania, and that's amazing. But shout out to the game that Urias had yesterday at the Dodgers. Eight straight wins already for the Dodgers, so they're already killing it.

But, man, he tied his own record of 12 strikeouts. Good. Let's go. How's that for doing it on your birthday? Yeah, showing out for the crowd because I know Dodger Stadium was jam-packed. Super packed. This entire weekend. It was Fernando Mania weekend.

And for him, another Mexican left-hander to, like, really show out like that on his birthday weekend, like, it couldn't have been aligned better. Yeah. Because if you're like me, your birthday weekend always goes like, all right. Aw. It's always like, I don't know, mine's around like Thanksgiving by. Yeah. That was like the plate though in the family is not that bad enough. best but I like this for him especially on a year where after this season he could be a fray yeah yeah it's

like all like the more he does these like you know great things like we're always going to have that memory of him killing it during the world series right and it's like now like okay he's adding more like come on dodgers please i mean because as a fan i think i can speak for most of us like we want what he has back but we know it's a business right so it's like oh there might be a possibility that because of the business, he's not coming back. But when he does stuff like this, it's like, we are begging you. Please keep me.

By any means. Well, I think it comes also to. All pitching a couple dollars. There's players that have a value beyond just what they do in the game. Exactly. It's what they do for the people. That is that connection. Few of the Dodgers.

Yep. And Dodgers do that already because we just love our team. But I think few like Urias have captured the hearts of the fans. So that's why it'll hurt. And we've known him since he was, what, like a teenager. Yeah. Right? So it's like a very similar story.

He's 27 now. Yeah, very similar story to Fernando Valenzuela, you know, the fact that we found him, left-handed, very young in his life. And yeah, like you said, now he's 27. It's like 10 years later. And it's like there's a lot of, and again, he brought us a World Series. Like, you know, not single-handedly, but he's the one that shut the door. Yeah. So don't forget who was their Dodger owners.

Okay. Yes. All right. Shout out to the Dodgers for that. And actually, we have so much going on this morning. I got to tell you about it. Okay. First of all, it's the first day back to school.

a lot of our kids out there. If you're up right now, you got zero period or something, I'm sorry for that. But like, starting off to school, you're strong. Shout to all the parents out there that have to figure out their new route to work or how they're going to do it. Imagine being with Angie. Imagine being with someone for years. I'm talking about, like, since high school. And you still don't know them.

This is exactly what's going on with Mahomes and his wife. It seems that, though, they still. She still doesn't know her man. Yeah, Patrick Mahomes. Yeah, Patrick Mahomes. He's the quarterback football player for the Kansas. He's the goat. He's the goat right now for the Kansas City Chiefs.

I know little sports. I know little sports. 27 years old. He's really young. But he's married with his high school sweetheart. And so they were like in a little quiz. GQ. Yeah, relationship couples,

quiz, right? And so they're going back and forth asking questions. And so he goes and he's asking her questions. And she starts getting them so wrong. guys the first one he's like he's asking her you know like what age did you start did i start playing football and then she's like oh you know seventh grade and he's like no that's not an age but he's oh yeah they're gonna fight in the car i know and then he goes on and he's like okay well what did what did i want to be as a kid and then she's like oh a lawyer and he's like no that was my second

option and so you guys it just keeps getting worse and worse and so this is like the question that I think it's just, it's setting it off. Listen. What's my favorite cheat day meals? Fried chicken. No. Chicken fried steak. No.

And mashed potatoes. Mexican food. He sounds so disappointed. So disappointed. And for the record, then he has to ask her stuff. Yeah, they keep going back and forth. And honestly, for the record, he was actually answering a lot of them right. Right.

He knew his girl. He knew his girl, but he does not know her man. Yep. Well, I think he just earned another cheat day, if you know what I mean. I mean. Ah, hell no. Yes, you don't even know me. For real, aren't you?

Come on. But guys don't communicate. Maybe he never told her any of those things. I did. I don't know. Mahomes just don't mean she's on your girl. You're good. You've been to her since high school.

You're winning the Super Bowl. Do not listen to Vic. No, you earned it more than one cheat day. Doesn't have a girl for more than three months. Don't listen to Vic. Relationship. I'm also not the best quarterback in the league. You earn that.

Playboy, get that. You know what I'm saying? I don't even know you, honey. There's no occupation that earns you can cheat. Sorry, bro. I'm pretty sure quarterback is one of them. If there was one, it would be quarterback. So never be a quarterback big.

Sorry. Don't do that. All right, fine. No, but it has people talking. It's like, dude, the big issue here is that she does not know her man at all. No, that's what I'm saying. But then. Go ahead.

I had to go ask, I had to go ask markets. I'm like, hey, fool. Do you know my favorite color? And he got it wrong He got it wrong He's like oh Right away he's like Oh yellow I'm like no he's like purple

No I'm like Don't do that Don't just start spewing colors bro Black I'm like no I'm like it's 10 Yeah 10 is a random color But it is your favorite

Nobody was gonna get that And that no that's one thing about Angie She will tell you This is my favorite color So if you say this is my favorite color boom Then that's kind of like register that in your brain Yes.

But you guys have been together, what? Like, not even a year? A year on and off, actually. A year on and off. I like that. I like this time of that. Okay, so how long have I been married? Five years.

Been together for six years. Don't do the math. That's fine. Horito. Just don't worry about it. I'm not doing the math. I'm not doing the math. Okay.

I asked him, what's my favorite food? Oh, you did ask him that question. Tacos. And I was like, bro, what? Tacos. And I was like, all right, what's my taco order? And I swear he cheats. I'm kidding.

I like how the quarterback is the only occupation that can cheese. That pool is a graphic designer. Kiding, kidding, kidding. He got it right. He got my taco order right. But I'm also basic with my taco order. And tacos are not my favorite food. No.

But he got it wrong. Anyway, it's fine. I think that that happens. I think that that's a part of a relationship. You're going to forget stuff. For that long, I would think you know that from the back of the head. It's good to argue. It's good to argue.

Oh, it's fun to argue. Yeah. It's not for nothing. Like, it happens. And you're on the spot. You'd be surprised how much you don't get right about your partner. Angie got my favorite food wrong. No way.

And she'd be my best friend. Okay, but I know your favorite cake. Okay. I didn't. No, we asked Angie like, what's like my drunk meal? Oh, snack. Yeah. And she's like, oh, chicken nuggets.

I'm like, what, Angie? What is it? I don't have one. I don't get drunk like that. She doesn't agree. I just feel like I need to ask her. I didn't ask it for him. I didn't ask it for him.

I was like a trick question. I was like a trick question is messed up Good girlfriend Yeah But you know it's crazy I still remember her order What is it? Which one?

I don't know Exactly Just say anything And then it's gonna be one of them Tacos Chicken nugget like tacos That's his ex-XX He's had like 7Xs

He's had like 7Xs and then He's so red right now You guys No what has your partner Especially for people That have been in relationships For a long time So that excludes like everyone

and put me in this room. That actually will talk. But I remember, I think it was my birthday last year, and they had asked Jorge, hey, what's Lettie's favorite cake? And then he told them tiramisu. I hate tiramisu cake. He likes tiramisu cake. Dude, is that like a guy thing?

What's my favorite cake, Angie? I don't know the name of it, but I know where to buy it. It's in Irvine and out here too. It's like the millie cake. Yeah, the millie cake. Yeah, the one from that spot in West Hollywood. I don't know the name of it. But it, but it's not where to buy it.

But it was tripping me out because I'm like, dog, you're my husband and you don't know what my favorite cake is. And he's like, well, I figured if you didn't like it, I could eat it. Leti. I don't know. Is that a guy thing? Because I asked Marcus the same question. I'm like, what's my favorite cake? And he's like, cheesecake.

I'm like, no, that's your favorite cake. He's like, yeah, I know. That's why I said it. I'm like, that's red velvet. Yeah, in case you don't finish it, we get to eat it. That's a good thing then. A good strategy. Yeah.

Because you guys don't always finish all your food. I guess. All right. That's it for Sombrasada. Brought to you by your local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm Power 106.

And we want to know for my long-term couples. For real. What's that one thing you know your partner's going to get wrong about you? If you're on this freaking GQ video and you know that you ask it, they've gotten it wrong before. You've gotten enough fight about it. It's gotten you upset.

You probably were like, wrong girl, wrong guy, wrong fool, wrong hyena, not me. Let us know. We're talking about that one thing or many things. that your partner gets wrong about you. It can't just be Patrick Mahomes, NFL star for the Kansas City Chiefs.

It can't just be him and his girl. He's been with since high school, right? She got, like, his favorite cheat day meal wrong. She said fried chicken. He's like, it's Mexican food. How dare you? How dare you say bright chicken. But it happens.

I'm telling you from someone that's in a long relationship, they don't know you. Oh, that's so sad. They don't know. Yardouser. Oh, man. You guys are just cohabiting. Patrick Mahonzie, you know. We got more my homies on the way, though.

We got Priscilla right now on the line from El Monte. Priscilla, good morning. Buenos dejas, Priscilla. Talk to us. What's something that you're... Good morning, baby, girl. Good morning. Tell us something that your partner gets wrong about you or has gotten wrong.

He doesn't forget anything about me. I'm the one who forget. Oh, Priscilla. Talk to us. He's really good. Remembering like everything that I like food, snacks where I like going, it's more me. But I think it's like normal. Like I, there's always like the one person in the relationship who forget something.

We've been dating for seven years and we're going to get married Friday. But you're in a madame. Yes. Wow. Yeah, I don't think it makes me like not, not know him. Yeah, to not know like what's his favorite color? His favorite color is the black See boom look at you

Give yourself credit He's not here to I know yeah to verify Confirm nor deny He's asleep right now You know he likes sleep What's something you know you've gotten wrong then Are you just like I'm not remembering anything

Like if he says like What's my favorite video game I'm like video game is Or like his favorite show Or like his favorite food So everything His shoe size. Wow.

You know who his favorite girl is, though, right? Oh, yeah, that's easy. Who is it? Me. Yay! I didn't impress that. Hold on. Wait, okay, so if he gets something wrong about you,

are you going to be upset? Yeah. Of course. How is it not a two-way street? That's his character. Like, that's who he is to know her, right? So then when you don't get it, it's like, what? This is who you are.

It's who I am to be forgetful. I get you. I'm not buying it because like video games is very important. All right, you got to know which one. You got to know favorite shows. Like that's like almost like a character trait. It's like, no, I'm a 2K guy. Or no, I like watching, you know, Rick and Morty or whatever it is.

No. He doesn't matter. He doesn't matter. I don't think. I think they need to remember what we like. Yeah. It's just I've warned him since we started dating. Like, I'm not good I remember him.

Yeah. So, like, he can't really get that. I told you when we first started dating who I am. Why you get a problem with it now? You have early onset Alzheimer's. I get it. All of a sudden. What do you think about Vig's train of thought or his theology that since you don't know stuff about him, he can cheat on you?

No, Patrick Mahomes. I was like, you can't even keep a girlfriend, so. Oh. Well, I appreciate you listening. See? Well, thank you for knowing our storyline. Thank you so much. All right, Priscilla.

You have a good one. And happy early wedding, I guess. Yes, congrats on that. Super cool. Love Israel, I guess. If you still have time to, like, invite people. Hey, what's that with it? What's going on?

Will you a player two? No, we don't. We're tight. We're a... Boo! Your man would have remembered. Your man would have remembered. All right.

First day back to school, LA, USDA. Yeah. First of all, shout out all the kids that started last week. Like, we started already. And all the kids that started later, this one, like, we still are sleeping. I used to start in September, so this is super... Yeah, this is crazy.

August start date for L-A-USD is wild. We got a couple shout-outs. Shout out Jose and Crystal Rodriguez from Michigan that I ran into at Hat Club. They were super geek. Nice. They said they love to listen to Brown Bag. Michigan? Yeah, they're from Michigan.

And they came all the way out to Hat Club to the event this past weekend. On Melrose. And yeah, shout to them. Shout out to Lucy Valencia, her baby girl. Amalia is starting school. It's her first day at kindergarten. Oh, happy first day of kindergarten. And then we have to shout out Emmy because today's her first day.

Shout out Emmy. Maximo, our producer is taking his baby girl to her first day of school. She's starting middle school. That's so awesome. Yeah, and Lil Vic is starting fourth grade today. Oh, shout a little bit. Is Ali taking him? Yeah.

They're walking to school. They're walking to school? Oh, that's awesome. So peaceful. And that already makes me feel like they live close by. Yeah. Yeah, they're lucky that they can do that. Shout out them.

And then also I have to pick up exclusive car wash. My guy, Alan and Luis. I pulled up to exclusive car wash yesterday. Yeah. It's in Alhambra. It's vibes. It's like a pupuseria slash car wash. So it's like you can eat some pupusas while you wait for your car.

Super vibes. But they're blasting power. No way. They are blasting power 106. They didn't even know I was there. I'm like, because you know, sometimes is like, hey, so-and-so's getting in the car. Put it on. So-Sosos coming to put it on.

No, their blasting power 106 was really cool. And Alan is always amazing. They let you pay via Zelle, just FY, if you don't have cash. That means a lot to me because I never carry cash. Yeah, that's funny. I just Zelled the car wash dude the other day too because I felt bad. I hate getting those dirty looks when you don't give a tip and they're just like, look at you. And I'm like, what's your Zelle, bro?

Yeah, what's your Zell? I got you. I got you. The only thing is, though, my Zelle was like malfunctioning. So I'm like, hold on, hold on. I swear. Because now I feel bad because now they know I'm letty from the radio and then my Zelle's not going through. So I did like three times.

Tell me why, dog, as I'm leaving, all three hit. Oh. And then I added an extra tip because I was like, ooh, I'm going to show out real quick. So I better get free car washes for the rest of the year. How much money did you give them? It was like upwards of like 200 something for the basic car wash. Jesus. Stop it. Stop it.

No, pass it nothing. She's rich, rich. No, but hey, now I can just zoom by in. Like, I'm prepaid, low-key for car wash. They're not going to remember. They're not going to run. I'm going to shout to them. I'm going to show to them.

Please, please remember. But big up to you guys. I know car washes, especially with now that it's hot out, we're all getting them. Oh, yeah. When it's hot. It's a vibe. Last week, it was kind of weird and rainy. This week's going to be super, super hot.

So kids, have a great first day of school. Your Tia Leti, your Tio Vick. And then Angie, she don't even like you, though. What do you got to say to the kids, Angie? It sucks that they're back to school. Oh, God. Stop for the best. Sucks to suck!

Losers! No, shout out to all the parents, too, because I know you need that time, too, for your morning rituals or whatever or to sleep more. All right, let's get into Word on Rosecrans. Word on Rosecrans. Drake kept it PG on Saturday nights. It's All the Blur tour concert because someone special was in the building. All right?

So as I attended the It's All a Blur concert on Saturday night, I expected some type of shenan to go on, right? As I attended, this narrator. Yeah, so it's usually, yeah, it's usually like pretty maniacs. Like from what we've seen, like all the stuff that, you know, that he has going on during the concert. It's like girls throwing bras on stage, all types of, you know, stuff like that. But this time he said everybody had to keep it classy and respect themselves.

Okay, maybe that was my word. But he said everybody had to chill, keep it PG because his son Adonis was in the building. Oh, Adonis. Hey, she was just a blue on. Hey, look, be honest with you. I can't talk about this tonight in L.A. Because my son is at the show for the first time. Where were you watching from outside?

No. He sounds crazy. Yeah, audio was as great as it should have. I like how he said, I can't talk about the stuff he can't talk. Like, he said, he said, the name. The funny part was, though, Adonis was wearing headphones the whole time. So he was right there, and then his, like, his mom was there. So it was, like, very much, like, homecoming for him.

Right. He has a crib out here, so it was like. Oh, I don't know if you're calling it, Drake, homecoming in a L.A. No, I mean, he lives out, you know, he has a house out here. But, yeah, so that's what it seemed like, it was like a family thing for him, right? And also, Sunday night, last night. So he does this intermission, right? When he addresses the crowd and everything,

he had to let the crowd know that someone else very specials in the building last night. Bad Bunny. Listen to this. I'm going to let you out here. Go ahead. Y'all make some of the election, buddy. I want to tell y'all something because y'all like L.A. We love you.

It's been like six years since me and Benito did a song. So we got a song coming for y'all. They had a song coming. Oh. Oh, okay, okay. That's what he says. Yeah. He said it's been six.

years and now we have a song coming soon. What I like about Drake is he's really early on on Artists and he was really early on Bad Bunyan. He had that song Mia, which is great. Great collab. I'm excited to hear what they have to say. You guys went to the show though. How was that?

It was dope. Yeah. I liked it. Yeah. Drake just is a character in itself. In himself, like he, you know, there are artists that like don't have energy and stuff. Like, he truly has fun on stage. And because he's having fun on stage and he knows he's going to get meme.

and he knows that like he doesn't really care. He's just himself. He's there to collect a check and have fun with us. And he just has a good time. And it makes the crowd have like it. It was like a big club event. Like low-key. Yeah.

The way he made it was like. Club hosting. Yeah. That's kind of how I felt. It was a lot of energy. And his songs are the ones you play at the club. So. Yeah.

No, it was like to Irene's point. It's like you see how much energy he has on stage. Like he's literally sprinting around the, there's like a cube in the middle, right? Yeah. He's sprinting around there. And then you think like, oh, maybe everybody does that. Then, like, 21 Savage comes on, and he's just walking around very slow. Yeah.

Oh, it makes me so sad. So you see the, like, wow, this guy's really performing for us, doing his best, you know, and like, we all know, Drake isn't, like, the best singer in the world, but he's trying throughout the whole thing. He's trying his best. He's really like singing. If you're drinking, he sounds like Beyonce. Just do that while you're there. Yeah, no, it was, it was definitely dope. It was a good vibe in the whole place.

Like, you're just like, everybody knew most every song. And then at the end of the Saturday Night Show, he performed Come Through, which is like a super. deep cut and the whole crowd is just yelling it was like screaming it back it was super dope yeah that's awesome i'm i'm glad that you guys had fun at the drake concert because the drake concert can get you and your feelings is what i hear yeah yeah you know what's funny is that like i was sitting next to vic at this show right obviously and i kept looking at i'm like you good like but now he was having fun and i was like okay cool because i wasn't in my feelings at all but like i know i know the guys behind us were yeah because they were yelling like you know when like like you know when like

It was like a yelling crying. Right. And I was like, damn full. Like, you shouldn't meet here. You used to call me out on a cell phone. Oh, dead ass. And I was like, oh, my goodness. So I kept like side-eyed Vic.

And I was like, oh, we get, we get. No, I was just internalizing everything. I was just, yeah. I was going through it too, don't worry. That's what you need it. You need Drake therapy. I just wanted to see. I was like, if any point in time,

Vic needs a hug, I'm here for it. And then he just internalized it. I told her. I was like, don't hug me. I'm going to cry if you hug me. Shut up. You were hurt. Dude, I'm not going to lie.

All of the videos, I'm like, no, I don't want to see them. I don't want to see them. Maybe I'm still going to go see Drake. I've been like not watching any of the videos because I'm thinking maybe I'm going to go watch Drake. Just saying. Wow. Hey, Marcus, I think that's a call to action. Wink, wink, wink, Marcus.

All right, look, schoolboy Q continues to tease new music with no release date in sight. All right? So look, Q's been outside more. and more recently than he has in the past few years. And it seems like every time he's out, he wants to play his new music. So Friday night, he was at the Avalon in Hollywood for the TDE and Cal Banks boiler room set. And then he blessed the crowd with some new music. Listen to this.

Yeah, I know we're going to play that. That's going to be hot. We need that. That's going to be hot on these airwaves. I love it. Enough with the delays, cue. Yeah. It was so dope.

And I love when, like, new music is getting played because everybody, like, around tries to act like they know the words, but nobody knows it yet because he's ready. So you see all his homies. His homies know it because his homies been, like, in the studio with him. But everybody else is just like, oh. Yeah. They're like, oh, I want this song, you know. But even his homies are, like, they're trying to, like, catch up because it's, like,

they haven't heard it, like, every day, right? So they're familiar. So you see like T.Rail, for example, he's just like mouthing it, like getting a couple words wrong. But like the energy is everybody is there. You know what this even shown me? Just the influence of Kanye because we just talked about two people, Drake and Schoolboy. That schoolboy dropped the video. It looks like when Kanye dropped his album and everyone's kind of like Kid Cuddy's behind and pushing T's behind him.

Yes, it did remind me of that. And then Drake's set. I haven't seen a set like that except when Kanye had that set. That's kind of like a floating stage. And that's when he had like his infamous like a run. rant about Beyonce and Hove and all of that, right? But it's like, it's crazy the influence from show to like rolling out your album that he still has.

Yeah, it's just like you got to bring it like what he did is, is he raised the bar. So it's like now it's like you want to have an arena or like a stadium tour. It's like you have to put that production in too to match that because that's what he was doing. Yeah. No, yeah, but I'm excited for this new schoolboy album. That was your word on Rosecrans brought to you by local Southern California Toyota dealers. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.

Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? L-O-U-S-D, first day of school, baby! Congratulations to all our newcoming students. If you haven't heard it in a while, hi, we're still here. Hello. Your parents cannot wait until you're out of the car. For real. Just not you know, they can't wait till you're back.

Kidding, kidding, you are the sunshine of their life. Sure, sure, sure. I know a lot of stuff is restarting. You feel good. It's the first day of school. I hope you have fly fits on. I hope you look good, you look great. I also want to talk about Alberto Carvalo.

That's fun to say. If he didn't know him, that is our L-A-U-S-D superintendent. I found out who he was this morning, watching the news. Because they were doing this whole thing at like 4 in the morning about how all the school buses are getting ready, right? They're getting ready to go to the schools. And he's right there at the school bus yard. No way. But like his hair is done.

Like his suit is on. What do you look like at 4 in the morning? Crazy, right? Yeah. He's like prepped and ready. And he's having, like, he's just like there to show, hey, I'm with you. Like, I'm the superintendent for L-A-USD, but I'm making sure everything is going according to plan, that our schools are safe, that our kids are happy, that they're getting better and better.

There has been a lot of criticism towards L-A-U-S-D because of the lack of grades or good grades that kids have been getting in the past recent years, whether it's pandemic-related or not. Of course, safety measures at school are getting criticized what the curriculum at school is, is getting criticized, but here's what Alberto Carvalo that's going to say. The L-A-USD superintendent has to say about all that. Trust us. Believe in us. Do not pay attention to the misinformation. This is a renewed school system where the performance, financial performance, academic performance, attendance, safety and security on campuses has significantly improved.

I'm going to tell you right now, I never knew who my superintendent was growing up. Same. But I know this full. He has like a presidential kind of stance about it. I'm just throwing it out there right now. Yeah, he sounds like a very much like a politician. Very much politician vibes. And you know it's a trip? Because I remember sometimes in school that would be like, yeah, our superintendent's visiting or the board person is. I didn't know.

I didn't care. I want to play handball. But it's cool. Like that fool's walking around these schools, just so you guys know. I know. They'll make it a big deal, right? Like, oh, look, the superintendent's here. Yeah.

And then if you guys ever watch the Simpsons, there's always, there's a character name Superintendent Chalmers. But one of the kids, Ralph, he always says Superintendents. Nintendo Chalmers. Hilarious. That is Super Nintendo Carvalo, you guys. I always think about that. Whenever I hear Superintendent,

Super Nintendo. Super Nintendo sounds so much more cool. Super Nintendo Carvallo is out here. I just like that he is literally up at 4 a.m. with the school buses. That makes me feel a little bit more like, I don't know, cool. Makes you feel cool that I'm in L-A-USD and my kids are part of his little superintendent. And he sounds trustworthy.

Trust us. I'm like, oh, okay, fine. All right, you have my trust. To be honest, though, like, I know it's play football. But like the other day, and I have this serious concern as a parent. Like different things get to you. You want to know that your kids going to a good school, not just the rating, but like safety-wise, right? We all came from where we come from.

I had schools where we do. We all have like that. That I remember when this happened, remember when this happened? Yeah. You don't want that for your kids. You don't want like the fights like that. You don't want the scares like that. And I really do feel like their school should be the safest place for children.

Oh, yeah. I like that that's his priority. And that's kind of something that he's made a stamp on. Like, that's a priority that the school is the safest place for your children. Especially going into this new year. Like, dog, we had to get, we had to get a bulletproof insert for Jorge's backpack. What? Yes.

And that made me so sad. And Jorge's what? Five. He's five. He's going into kindergarten. That's so sad. It's sad. But it's also, like, would you rather be sad that you have to buy it?

or be happy that if something were to happen, that you have that type of a precaution and protection. I feel like very sad that it even had to get to this. Yeah, they even have to make them. They even have to make bulletproof backpacks that they even have to make these types of inserts. And that you have to tell them what it's for. Yeah. You know, because it's like, oh yeah, what am I doing this in here for? But that's the type of life we live in and like we can't shy away from that.

Like that's what life is right now for kids going to school. Yeah, and it wasn't like that, like when we were going to school. Like, that's not a thought we even had crossed our mind. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And it's like, so now with that, it's like, I understand why they're being made, sadly. You know what I'm saying? But again, it's like the priority should be safety.

Safety, safety, safety. You know, when we drop our kids off, it's like the last thing we want to worry about is that. We want to just make sure they're having a good day. They're not getting bullied. They're, you know, paying attention in class, like what school is literally made for. Yeah. Or have like those. let the childhood stresses be like that.

Exactly. Like, does that girl like me or does that boy think I'm cute? Just something so simple like that. Nothing adult. Like they don't need to worry about adult problems. Right. You know what I'm saying? And so I just appreciate that that's the type of, I guess,

priority this guy is coming into this school year with. And I know that that's heavy. Again, I would not like to talk about it as a big concern, but I am thinking about that at all times with the boys going into any type of school. And I know new parents. I know new kids that you're like, God, we got it. Don't worry about it, mom.

Don't worry about it, dad. I just want you guys to have the best school year ever. And I hope that you do because school is fun. Yes. And math is cool. Yeah, right. Is it? No, not the school for me.

That's all the nerds out there. You don't have a great year nerds. You didn't have a great year. You need a great year. You need a great year. And history is fun. It's not boring. Contrary to popular belief.

Yeah. History was a... I did well in history. Really? I thought I was going to suck at it. I did really well. History is so fun. Yeah.

Because I remember everything that he does. going shopping for shoes when I was little. Dog, I never got to choose the shoes. I never got to choose the shoes. Either my mom chose what shoes she was going to buy us from a payless. Or whatever shoes my sister got won and slash wanted, I had to get. Let the kids. I swear, I never got to choose my shoes.

All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you. The homie helpline. Anthony from Lakewood needs some help.

All right. So look, we got a DM from Anthony. He said, hey, what's up, Brown Bag? This is a little embarrassing, but I need help. So I've been with my girl for a couple years, and everything's been good. Since I've known her, I've known her celebrity crush is Drake. So on Friday, we went to see the Drake show. Throughout the show, she keeps telling me she loves my beard because it's like Drake's.

At first, it was cool, but I got hella self-conscious. And when she got more tipsy, she would rub my beard while singing a Drake. and I just couldn't get it out of my head. What? So yesterday I told her I was going to cut my beard off and she got hella mad, saying she doesn't even know what I'm going to look like and to not cut it.

Should I cut my beard off? This is guys. I mean, I get what he's saying. Like, he wants to know. He wants to know, like, does she like me for me? Or am I just a beard with a face to her? A beard with the body. Like, he wants to know if it's real or not.

What do you got to say bearded man? Because you're also a bearded man. I mean, personally, I don't even know what I look like without a beard at this point either. So I'm not willing to risk it. I'm not going to shave my beard off for nothing. Nobody. But I think he's just feeling the self-consciousness, right? But she said, don't shave that beard off. You got to, like, read the room. You know what I'm saying? Because she might just leave you, playboy.

And then you might be singing Drake a whole different way. You got to test her loyalty. You think so? Yeah. Yeah. Cut it off. I think it's clear. It's clear she's loyal to the beard.

She's loyal to the beard. So it's like if you don't want to lose her, just don't, you know what I'm saying? Don't try it. Don't try it. Like, no. Cut it off. Yeah. You think you should cut it.

Yeah, you got to test her loyalty. I don't think she loves you like she says she does. I already believe she doesn't love him. She's been winning for two years. Yeah. Okay. So that's pretty long time. That's pretty long time to be putting up with you

because I just like your beard. I mean, that's probably just, it's a large, like, factor in the equation. Ah, okay. I mean, I'm sure she, you know, she thinks he's cool and all that. But, I mean, he must be filling away, like, because, again, it's like.

That's what he is. He got very sensitive because they went to the Drake show. Yeah. She thinks, like, he wants, she wants him, like Drake, right? That's kind of like himself. Oh, she knows.

Didn't he say that's her celebrity question? So he's just feeling that over and over again. It's like, just like me because it look like, Drake. I'm going to tell you right now, guys do this beard on purpose to look like Drake. So don't be mad that it works and the girl only likes you because you look like Drake. That's a valid point. And I think guys are delusional.

They don't really look like Drake. They don't. Stop talking about big. We don't really look like Drake. First of all. A beard and bushy eyebrows. Don't make you Drake. I was born this way, okay?

Yeah, he can't help it. And I didn't have a beard. At the same time, Drake didn't have a beard because it just didn't grow it. So it's like. Show her. a photo of you without a beard. See what she says. Yeah.

Or say, like, do what we do? We always like, hey, babe, I'm thinking about that I'm my hair. What do you think? What about if I went blonde? What if I had red hair? See what they say? I'm always like, don't know. I hate change.

Say how I left you. Yeah, just because it's like, that's how I met you. Like, now you're going to start changing the game up like, for what? You know? For who? Yeah, exactly. For who? For what?

I already like you this way. So, Vic, you say don't shave you or don't. No, because you can lose your girl. Yeah, I mean, no, you don't have to leave her, but all you got to do is just delay the inevitable. You know what I'm saying? It's going to happen. They've been going strong. That's two years.

Yeah. Yeah, not too much. You don't want to have to cut it short. Like, the minute that you cut this short, she's going to cut you off, Playboy. So just be ready for that. And then you say cut it, Jose. Yeah, I say cut it. I don't think she'll leave them, but she might suffer a little bit.

Yeah. She might deserve it. She might deserve it. I don't want her to suffer. I want her to suffer. Right. If she leaves you because you cut your beard, your beard's going to grow back. and another girl whose favorite is Drake will find you, I promise.

Who might, like, baby-faced Drake, you know, without the beer. That's crazy. I wonder if there's really, like, of course, our guy, Anthony, I wonder if there's really like, hey, you look like so-and-so, that's why I'm attracted to you. Like, I'm only attracted to you because you look like Drake. Yeah, there has to be stuff like that. Besides Drake, there has to be, like, other celebrity look-alikes. You look like that.

Because let a girl look like Megan Fox, you're dating her. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Rihanna, there's like a list. There's a list. If you look like Becky G, I will date you. Absolutely. Don't cut your hair.

Don't change what it is to look like her then, right? No. I'll be in DMs like, oh my God, I thought this was Becky G. How did this happen? All right. You're so dumb. Let's help to hold me. 81852059.

Our guy Anthony, he wants to know, hey, my girl is in love with Drake. We went to the Drake show on Friday. It didn't even exist on Friday in L.A. We went to the Drake show on Friday, and she's all over me saying I'm like Drake and my beard and I want to cut this thing off. Should I do it? All right, check this out, homie.

You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean phone line. We've got your fault. The homie help line. Anthony from Lakewood needs to know whether he should cut his beard off or not

because he doesn't want to look like Drake anymore. He doesn't want to look like Drizzy Drake. This almost sounds like Drake problem. Do you love me for me? A Drake problem? Yeah, it sounds like Drake would make a song about... Exactly. Like, you just love me for my beard.

If it wasn't, if I wasn't me, would you still love me? There are girls that love beards. There are girls that love beers. There are girls that love Drake. And there are guys that know that. Oh, yeah. They play into it. Yeah.

Yeah. Evil men. Evil men. It has to be a thing. So we want to help our guy. Can you give him advice as he's navigating? His girl, he's been with her two years. They went to the Drake show.

She's all turning up over Drake. That's her celebrity crush. And it's making him feel so like, ugh, do you even like me that he wants to cut his beard now? Should he do it or should he stay looking like Drake to keep her and her little fantasy happy? All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We'll need a line.

I mean, phone line. We've got you for the homie help line. Anthony from? Lakewood. Lakewood. He looks like Drake. And this is a problem. And it's a problem for him.

Because girls, or at least his girl, only loves him because he looks like Drizzy Drake. Watch him look nothing like Drake. Yeah. And watch his beard not even be that crazy. I know. It's all patchy. Yeah. It's all crazy.

That's crazy. He's been with a girl for two years, took her to the Drake show. That's her celebrity crush. She was, like, being very extra about, like, his beard and all of that. So much so he's like, does she even like me for me? Yeah. I think I want to cut this beard. Okay.

Yeah. So we are. Just living the fantasy, man. Just living it. All right. Who are we going to? right now. Melissa from L.A.

Melissa, good morning. Good morning. Talk to us, baby girl. How are you doing this morning? I'm doing real good. How are y'all doing? Amazing. All right, talk to us.

What would you tell this guy, Anthony, who looks like Drake and he's sad about it? He's Drake about it. I personally think it's not that deep. It's a compliment of anything. I feel like girls naturally like guys that resemble their celebrity crush. Yes.

Yeah. It is not that serious, my friend, it's a compliment. So do you think he should cut it or he should? No, I don't see he should cut it. Like, if you're going to throw away, you're going to because you look like Drake's and that's crazy. And it's like just own it, just love it. Like literally it's so hard to grow a beard. Some fools can't even.

They got struggle beards. You know, the fact that you like Drake own it, run with it. Yeah, I think so too. Because imagine like, oh, yeah, he thinks I look like, like so-and-so, how dare he? I'm going to cut my hair off. You're his type. You're her type.

So just take it as it is. All right. I think that's, have we helped him? It seems like, yes. Keep the beard. It's on you, fool. I still say cut it.

Yeah, just stop, relax. You say cut it, Jose. Yeah, I still say cut it. No. Jose. I'm just jealous that I can't grow a beard. I want to be objectified. You want to look like somebody.

I told you. You look like junior archie? You look super like Junior H. Menta Positiva. You really want to be objectified? Jose? No, not really. I don't mean.

I was about to say it's not all it's cracked up to be. Just know that. A lot of responsibility? It's a lot, you know. It's hard work. Yeah. I'm just saying, if you look like Harry Potter, own it.

Own it, love it. Get your wand. I'm ready to ride that broomstick. Just kidding. Oh. Oh, quit. You guys. Quitch!

Hey, snitch. Stop it. What? All right. Let's go ahead and give away these tickets to go to Disney, California Adventure Park. Kid us up if you want to go, 818-5-2059. That's 818-5-2059. Caller 10.

You're going to Disney California Adventure Park. We have a family four-pack of tickets for you. Plus, we're hooking you up with parking. You do not have to worry about parking when you show up and you have a blast with us at D.C. Before we get into the next line, I just have to shout out my baby girl, Brooklyn. She starts school today. Hey, shout out Brooklyn. Shout out Brooklyn.

Shout out Brooklyn. My niece, Brooklyn, my nephew Alex, and my niece Olivia. Also, Horito and Luis, in case you're listening, because I found that they all listen when I'm shouting out the other one. And then they get mad, like, hey, is this who you love? Is this who you love? Yes, Brooklyn, I love you. And I'm glad that you're going to school today.

And you're, like, so cute and so pretty. And you're the best thing in the world. All right, let's get into the song. Fire 106. Ellie's number one for hip-hop. Buenos Aires. Simp or Pimp. B-I-M-B.

All right, guys. It's Simper-Pimp time. Yep. And this is about an only fans model who told a story about an ex-Rater player who took her watch when he went to the bathroom and also took her phone and zeld all the money from her account into his. Hold on. What? Okay, so look. So there's this only-fans model, right?

And she hooked up with an ex-Rater player, NFL, right? and when she went to the bathroom he took her watch like a really expensive like iced out watch and then he took her phone and zeld all his money all her money into his account she got raided yes a raider for real um probably yeah yeah that's a crime but that's the that's the story she's telling she's super upset about it obviously but it just kind of like Like, you know, made me wonder, is this guy a simp? For what? What would make him a simp?

I mean, he's like doing this to multiple girls. So like, this is, once this happened to her. He's a criminal is what he is. Well, obviously. Okay. How would he be simping? That's not simping at all. I want to see like the J-Lam movie version of this.

Oh, what was it? Hustlers? Yeah, like hustlers. I want to see like the guy version of it. It's like Raiders. Yeah. So then pimping. literally that's very much it's like but he's doing this like he's like so once she found out that

this happened she started to share her story and finding out that he's done this to multiple girls this is like his whole get down yeah that's a scammer and he's getting the most money i was just thinking like the zelle part is crazy like okay it's one thing to like be a thief and take a watch zelling somebody from their own phone is very creative and very bad and you know why this worked in hustlers because and it did it did it for so long so long so hesslers is a movie that jlo and carty b aren't a great movie by the way should have won some type of award yeah um for real they did they did they didn't incredible job yeah but essentially what they were doing were female escorts that started loki putting sleepy drinks into men's drinks or sleepy

powder yeah and they would knock out and so then they would run their credit card up and the thing is that these men were loki either going to a strip clip when they shouldn't be or cheating on their wives when they shouldn't be so they ended up never telling a lot of the men never report the crimes because one they would have to say hey a girl like did something to me and two they'd have to like be like hey i was out at a strip club and then that would get them in other types of trouble so a lot of the dudes that this would happen to never reported it the girls got away with it for so long however girls we talk yeah and if a guy like defies us or does something like that that would be very like criminal low key they're gonna go i think she did a podcast right yeah

She's in a podcast saying it. And now you're going to get, you're going to get it, Guy. You don't get it, X-Rater. Now the world knows. I hope you, did you win a championship with the Raider or something? No. No, I think he, like, left the league early due to, like, inappropriate conduct. Oh.

Oh, what are you doing, talking about this on the radio, big? No, not like that. I'm just saying, like, he left the team, like, just, he wasn't doing something wrong. Yeah. Oh, gosh. So just what part of this is Simp? I don't think it's Simp. Or a pimp, I think it's criminal.

Yeah. Well, it's more pimp than anything, but definitely not sin. It would be a raider. Man. This is what we're doing against us, are raiders? Come on. He's no longer right. He's an ex-rater.

There we go. An ex-rater. And a brokey. And a scammer. Thank you. He's all of the above. The rams would never. The rams.

Damn. They do other things to other people's girls. So, you know. Oh, you're talking about experience. No, no. Don't bring it up. It hurts. Okay.

NFL season around the corner. Is it me? Is it me or the sci-fi? I just hate me. Which one is it? Please, I read. Sci-Fi, I kind of hates you. Yeah.

No. I'm just literally like, I'm sorry. I will not use my hands to express my excitement about Drake Bean in concert. You guys get it, though, too? You're getting hit up for the tickets? All the time. Angie, you too? Oh, my God.

Now I know your pain. Thank you. I have, like, cousins hitting me up, friends. friends calling me telling me like hey i have dm saying like hey we actually went to the same high school do you think you can hook it up with drake tickets i'm like well no get ready you you know you know you've made it when people are like you know i'm going through such a rough time but drake tickets would make it better it's like the go fund me type of stories and you can go fund them with it's ridiculous it's like you should have thought of that months ago not the week up

i like it though because this crew is really new to radio so it's like that's one of the things Once you're in radio, people start hitting you up for those tinkets. Yeah. I know that coming out of nowhere. And then they just, like, people see you at concerts and then just assume that you can just get everybody in the world in with you. Right. And it's like, dude, this past one, I just, I didn't even get a plus one. Right.

You know my pain? Like. Oh, yay. I just got one ticket. Vic wants to be like the artists that have their entourage of people. Like, hey, is my guest list coming? It's like, full, no. You know when Drake said, I don't want to go to the Met because you only get a plus one?

The gang got to come with me. I was like, yeah, I feel that. Yeah, but you're not performing, big. I know, but it's like, the gang got to come, you know? All right, well, gang, we want you to come at 815. We have your tickets to go see Drake, okay? If you want to see him, especially get those, like, good times in. I know it's back to school, so you want to have that time.

We got you a ticket. That's coming up at 815. Let's get into Don't You Know I'm Local. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? All right. More than 500,000 L-A-U-S-D students are returning for the first day of class, everybody.

More than 500,000 students are hearing you, be mean to me on air, sci-fi. Yeah, see? If we mess up, it's not us. It's sci-fi. And we even have a song, kids. I know kids love songs. A little tangle. Sci-fi, the quicker picker and for upper. Sci-fi.

We can't say that word on-air kids, but you can say it in the car. Just kidding. Maybe not. school officials are saying, especially if you're going right now. I know 8.30 is like the bell around the time that the bell schedule hits, but don't be speeding.

I know it. I was that parent. I was that parent. That was like waking up. Oh my God. Get your stuff ready. Let's go on the car. Don't do it, you guys.

If you're doing it right now, slow down. Grab the wall. Okay. What was your morning routine like? How did you get to school? Oh, my God. So my mom would always be late.

All the time. Okay, she passed it down to me. Yeah. So my mom would always be late. She would wake up. We didn't live far from, like, I'm referring to like middle school. Middle school time. I didn't live far at all from my middle school.

And then there was always traffic. It's a big, huge tree. It's like Lakewood and Imperial. So it's just like a jam packed every time. Don't tell me she's that line cutter. Because there's parents that are in line to drop up the kid. And then there's the parents that's like, sorry. She would.

And it's like what I would hate is that she would not drop me off after the bell. She would drop me off with like 60. seconds to get to my class. Yeah. So it was like, it's on you. Yeah. And so, but like the way my school was is like there was a back gate entrance that I was always entered through.

But they close it at like, let's say like 745. But mind you, I'd get there at 749. So it's closed. So now I have to climb the fence every single day. You know, and then there's other kids coming. So everybody just was watching you climb the fence. And then people from a distance can see you like, Vic, hurry up. And then you're just like, oh, you start the morning off with just like, oh,

then immediately have to spring. to class. Yeah. You know, and depending on where the class was, it's like, it's all the way on the other side of the school

or sometimes close. But yeah, that was all three years of middle school whenever my mom would drop me out. Right now there's a kid looking at his parent and her parent, like, hey, that's you.

That's us right now. Do better for me. What I had to do, I just started walking to school and it was much more, like, less stressful. Because you got a thing, like drop off is on, it's relying on the parent.

Yeah. Like. You could be ready anytime. Yeah, you could be ready. It's like when mom gets up, right? So mom, dad, I know, I love you, all the work that you put in for this kid. But in all seriousness, especially because a lot of childhood accidents and accidents around schools happen during the drop-off, during walking across going to school or in that area of this time of, like, dropping off right before school starts.

Be very careful of the other students. Be very careful of like the kids with the pedestrians walking. Don't hit a cross-guard. Please. You hit a cross-guard? No, I didn't hit a cross-guard. I just have a funny story about. Hitting a cross car?

No, no, no. I was in a car, so this is middle school again. The homie Allen got ran over by the homie Carrie's mom. See it happen. Don't be like the homie's mom, please. Oh my God. What happened? You just unlocked the memory for me.

So I'm sitting, like, waiting to get dropped off. And then I see my homie Allen cross the street. Like, he's like one of my main homies in my circle, right? And I'm like, oh, look, Alan's right there. I'm going to say what's up to him. So he's walking across, and then he doesn't make it to the other side. And then I just see Carrie's mom like get out and then she's like, oh my God. And then Carrie's like, Mom, I told you to do that again.

And I'm like again. And so Alan literally got trapped. His leg was under the car, under the tire. And he's like yelling. And I went over there and I looked and I wanted to help him. And I'm like, I can't do anything. Yeah. Like what am I going to do?

I know. I'm like, I can't do anything. And I just went to like to class to the homies. I'm like, hey, Alan just got ran over by Carrie's mom. side. Carrie's mom killed Allen. Alan just got ran over by Carrie's mom and they're like, what? And then so forever, like, it was just funny seeing like Alan, like he got the, you know,

middle schoolers are so like rude. Yeah. They started calling him Roadkill. Oh my gosh. It was so messed up, but like it was just like. But it's perfect at the same time. Yes. And then Carrie's mom's like Carrie's mom, the killer.

Like, you know, it's just like these things that like middle school kids come up with. And it doesn't end until you're out of school. Yep. parents don't be Carrie's mom. Don't be Carrie's mom. It's the first day of school. They can be late a little bit. You don't need to speed.

It's fine. Don't hurt Alan. Yeah. Don't hurt little kid Alan or Alana. Let them get to school, okay? Sunny days. No, no, no, no. Oh my God, what song is that?

What is that? Desmond Street. Sorry, sorry, you're right. That's okay. We're going back to school. It's a Sunday. Great day. Great day for students.

Great day for parents that get the day after. Oh, God. Yeah, I get some free time again. Free time. Sorry, I was eating my protein before. It's okay. It's so funny that you're talking about Sesame Street. And I used to, in junior high in middle school, I would always.

You didn't watch Sesame Street. You watched the Spanish one. What is it? No, let's see. What is it? What is it? La Cessamo. Tell the truth.

I'm telling the truth. I'm telling the truth. So it was Elmo. It was always started at 745 and school would always start at 805. Mm-hmm. And I would always be late to school because I wanted to watch Elmo. You're watching Elmo? Wow.

The letter of the day. The letter of the day. Not the letter of the day. So it was just funny that you were talking about that. And I'm like, what's today's letter, I do? I didn't see it. No, no, no. What's today?

You make it up. Now you could be Elmo. Oh, uh, pee. P. Okay. Keep a pee, kids. Enjoy your first day in school. We're a couple minutes till like the bell's about to ring.

Again, for all you last minute, parents are like, Slow down, please. Yeah. Please. That's feature me for sure. No, don't do that, Angie. I already know. I'm always late.

My kid's going to be late. Otherwise, he can walk or they can walk. When they're four. All of them. They can start walking. No, Angelico. See, your dude is going to be the one that takes them to school. True, true.

Because you're going to be right here. You're right. He's going to be a very fuel-efficient Prius. Yeah. You know, be the cool dad. Ooh. The Prius. Yeah.

That's the thing. When dads drop off the kids, They become the cool dad and all the little, all the school workers are like, hey, how are you, Mr. Ther? Yeah. The stay-at-home moms are going to go crazy. Oh, the stay-at-home moms go crazy. My dad used to drop me off playing Get Rich or Die Trying in fifth grade. It was so cool.

It was so cool. It was so cool. And then we had a little convertible, so put the top down. I was like, I felt so cool. My dad used to drop me off playing Los Bukies. Mind you, my dad was like 25. Oh, when he dropped you out, yeah, he was a cool dad. He was a cool dad.

My dad was at work. Yeah. Your dad was at work? Yeah, sorry. Oh, it's okay. So were you walking? I was walking. I was late.

Oh. All right. Shout us to your first day back at school, but you know what? We do have some things to send you there right. We have bag to school, a backpack loaded with a $100 gift card from WSS and Pro Club gear inside. Shout out to our family over at Pro Club and WSS. We're going to give that out in about five minutes to a lucky student, okay? But we know it's the first day of school.

vibes, but just so you know, it's not always hunky dory. It's some, it's, it's some nightmares out in these streets. Some things can go wrong. First day of school, nightmares. We've all had them. I'm scared. I can't wait to you students experience them. It might be today. It might be today that you get caught for dress code, little lady. Like it happened to me. So I thought I was super cute. I went to somewhere high. I was like a senior vibe. Like, ooh, look at me. My little ladies had grown out. So I said, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to wear this halter top. Bam.

All right, I wore a halter top. And that's the thing. Like, I'm pretty well endowed. I know that that's what you say for dudes, but what else? We get it. Yeah. So I went to the first day of school, like, ooh, halter top. And then the lady, the, I don't know if it's a P lady, but it's definitely like a yard person with the whistle.

Yeah. Young lady, come over here. That's a dress code violation. I should call your parents and should pick you up. Go. Put your PE shirt on right now. Damn. I got dress coated on the first day of school.

As soon as I walked in, nobody even got to see the halter that I played. Oh, let me. That's, that's, that's, mm-hmm. Must have been a distraction. So then I go change, yeah, then I go change. This was even more of a distraction. Then I go change into the P.E. Cause, thank goodness.

It's new P.E. clothes because it's the ones you brought to, you brought to school. Yeah. It's the first day of school. But because I was wearing a halter top, I didn't wear any, like, bra under. So then the, like, like, I, like, literally had to spend the whole day covering myself because I didn't want anybody to see like the antennas. They're like, do-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do.

And I just had the worst first day of school. Everybody else has their fly fit on their Air Force. The girls have their like juicy couture vibes. And then I'm there with a P.E. shirt dog. You do not want that. If you have a haulier top on right now, you think you're all cute. You have a little crop top. Go home right now.

Because you do not want to have the P.E. shirt on, okay? That was my nightmare first day of school. Can we please play a little nightmare sound effect? Thank you, sir. Anybody else? That's funny. That's funny that you say it was the first day of senior year because my nightmare was also the first day of senior year. Why? That's when we're supposed to be the coolest. I know. That's when we're supposed to run the school.

Look, so I had my, like, this was different because I had worked and so I had money this time. So I was like, dude, I got my fit. I got exactly what I want to wear. I'm like, oh, everything's according to plan. The night before I hit up the homie who's a barber, an aspiring barber. Aspiring barber. We're like 1617, right? But he was cutting hair and he was pretty good.

So I go over, I'm like, yo, Santhia, I need a haircut. He's like, I got you, bro. Don't even trip. Five bucks. Five dollar haircuts. Five dollar haircuts. But he got down, right? But he was still pretty new to it, right?

So he's cutting my hair and it's like, ooh, super sharp line up, like, you know, everything. And then the fade is good. But when he was lining me up, I guess he put his clip. slippers upside down. So one was on top of the other when it should have been the other way around. What that did was it was so sharp that it cut me. It cut my lineup like everywhere where he would press down on my skin. No way big. Actually cut it. Yeah. But it was like a subtle cut because it was so sharp, right? So I'm just thinking like it's just yeah like it kind of hurts but like you know a haircut is never like without pain right. It's just always a little bit of pressure. So I get it. You know I'm like okay cool.

This looks cool. And it's kind of red, but it usually always is after a haircut, right? So you think it's going to go away. So next morning I wake up and it cuts all over my forehead. Yikes. Literally cuts like deep. Like paper cut? Oh, okay, deeper deeper.

It's like, yeah, it's like scabbed already. Yeah. Like it's ugly. It's nasty. And I'm like, dude, what am I going to do? I can't like do anything about this. No, no makeup, no nothing. I can't wear hat.

Like literally I just have to rock out like this. Oh, because at school, you can't wear hats either. You can't wear hats. So I'm just like, dude, like my hair cut is fresh, but I'm bleeding. I got brain surgery, okay? And then so I'm just like, dude, I'm so mad. I'm just like, dude, I can't do anything about it. I go to school.

I just happen to have Santi for like fourth period. I look at him dead in the eye and I pointed my head. I'm like, look, Santi. And then he's like, oh, he started dying laughing. Right. And he's like, oh, my God. He's like, my bad, bro. I got you on another cut.

I'm like, no, you're never going to cut me again. Literally. You got me on a cut enough. I'm in care if it's $5. And then so I started looking around and he has other victims around the school. Other clientele. Literally. I'm like, you got a santi cut?

He was like, yep. I'm like, oh my God. We became a club basically of just like forehead cut up and bleeding. Yeah. Blood brothers. Because you probably shared blood, low key. I know. Those clippers from head to head.

I know. $5 haircuts. And that was Vick's first day nightmare. Hit us up with yours. Back to school. Horror stories. It can't be great for everybody. I know it's probably great for you right now.

You look really nice. You're probably a little bit late to school, by the way. So hurry up. But you probably look really nice. You're probably the cool kid at school. But that didn't happen for all of us, okay? I got dress-coded on the first day of school. My guy Vic over here, he thought he got a deal on a haircut from the homie, santi.

But he got fresh blood, fresh cuts. Yeah. For sure. Deep cuts, for sure. But that lineup with Chicago. It was, it was. Yeah. What is your first day of school nightmare?

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Hello? Hi, Destiny. How are you? I'm doing great. How are you guys? Amazing. Did our first day of school nightmares trigger your first day of school nightmares? No, actually, this has nothing to do with, I guess, a nightmare. But how you said that you got dress-coated for a halter top. Yeah. I just feel like there's no dress coat nowadays because I'm in my, I'm 25. And my little brother is a sophomore in high school.

And I drop them off at school sometimes during the week. And a lot of them wear a lot of the stuff. that I be wearing to go out. A lot of the girls? Yes. And I'm like, what happened to the dress code? And, yeah, like, I always feared getting dress code, so I didn't want to wear the PE shirt. Right.

So, yeah, just. Destiny, are you being a Karen on what girls wear to school now? Are you like, hey, they deserve a dress code? They need to be sent home with PE clothes. They need to suffer like me? Yeah. No, it just surprises me how it's so different now. Like I wish there was there wasn't a dress code when I was in school.

Oh, when we were going up, that we could willy-nilly it. No, yeah, that's true. I talked to my sister, my sister graduated high school like two years ago. And I remember going to pick her up a couple times and looking around and being like, there's no dress code, people were wearing hats, people were wearing like just like different outfits of expressing them. We were kids. We know that we, there's always been dress code. There's probably dress code right there.

No. No, no, no. But we know when to hide it, where to hide it. Like, legit ones. The teachers around, they probably have full on hoodies. But, you know, especially being a girl. If I wanted to wear that crop top, if I wanted to wear that short skirt or whatever, I could somehow manage to, like, make it look away when someone's watching.

And then whenever I was at recess or hanging out of the homies, it would be different. We cannot be. No, I swear, there's no more dress code. There's dress code, dog. No, there's definitely. I know there was like this whole thing about the ed. Curecuts being taken out because it's dress code. Yeah.

The type of hats you wear is dress code, right? That's still a thing. No, you can wear hats. You can wear anything. I swear. Damn near anything you can wear. At least at Downy High. My kids are too little.

My kids are too little, like their form vibe for the dress code theme. I'm trying to think. My niece is like the one that goes to middle school, they have to wear uniform. And the one in high school, I know they still can't show their belly buttons. Yeah. They'll get Saturday schools. Yeah. Got a love fundamental high schools.

I think there is, I think there is dress. Yeah, I feel like there is. Just like we didn't care, they don't care. But then we're the ones catching them while they haven't gone caught yet. Oh, I get what you're saying. Like, they got in trouble at school. They probably got in trouble. Because I only see them after school. Or they're probably hiding from people that would get them in trouble.

Or it's the day that they didn't get in trouble. Yeah. Even if there's a dress code, there's a kid that don't care about the dress code. Yeah, because I remember asking my sister, I'm like, do they not have dress code anymore? And she's like, nobody cares. And I'm just like, okay. Did anybody care when we were kids? No.

Yeah, I guess. You guys sound like boomers. You sound like boomer. Destiny sounds like a boomer. Look, if your school doesn't have a dress code, call in and let us know. There's no school that's going to be like, hey guys, no dress code. There's going to be rules whether the kids follow it or not is a whole different thing. They just hide it. They just hide it. I don't know.

The kids, they hide everything. It's me. It's me. I'm the problem. I'm the problem. Irene, who else we got on the line? We are Brianna from Whittier on Line 4. Brianna, what is your first day of school horror story?

Hi, Brenda. Hi. It's actually Brenda. It's actually Brenda. Sorry, Brenda. I'm crazy. My bad. I get messed up all the time. Don't even worry. It's okay. Hey, B, tell us. Hey, so I wanted to let you guys know my horror story going back to school,

and it's the reason why I'm scared of small dogs now to the day. What? I had begged my mom, girls. up I was like maybe like second grade I didn't live that far away from my school and this is when I used to live in Long Beach and I begged my mom my mom was like yeah okay fine you can start walking to school no big deal because back then right wasn't like you're scared about everything so I was walking in school and there was this I'm specifically scared of chihuahuas I'm so sorry to everything you and Angie uh yeah

scary. Something about them is because they're small and they have something to prove. I don't know why. You don't talk about me like that. So anyways, I was walking at school and there was this dog with this owner. She was like gardening or something. I don't know what she was doing. But she saw me.

This dog started staring me down and growling. So I froze naturally because I'm a second year old little girl. You're like, yeah, baby. So I froze and I waited. And this lady saw me and she was just continued doing what she was doing. At this point, I'm late for school. And because I'm there that long. She goes inside, the dog goes inside.

And I bolted across the house. This dog came out running. It was a screen door so it didn't close that one. This bolted out and started chasing me down. the street I ran and ran and rag and it was it got to the point where it nipped my ankle and I had to cross the street I didn't look both ways nothing I could have been ran over and it just so happens that I just crossed the street and the dog was scared to cross the street right I crossed the street and I continued running until I reached the school and that was my

first day and they have to come by the last year of second grade that means you were seven-ish Yeah, she was little. Seven years old. Little Brenda. Oh, my God. Are you going to cry? Oh, Brenda. That's so sad.

That was her first day of school and nightmare. Wow. A little chihuahua. Do we have more nightmares on the line, you know? Yeah, we have Isaac from Sabred. You know. At least I think his name is, I was like, I don't know. We'll see you right now.

Sorry. It's actually. Isaac, good morning. Isaac. Good morning. What up? Good morning, Bragg. Isaac, what are you doing right now? What was that noise?

Turn down the radio. Oh, no, that's because I want my way to work right now. Oh. You know, I got you guys on speaker. Come on. All right. Talk to me. What's your first day of school nightmare?

You kind of got to take us out speaker puppy. I got you. So, yeah, my, mine's kind of, like, similar to Vicks. So, yeah, so I was, like, I just moved out here to San Bernardino. So I was about to be, like, my first day of freshman, too, new school brand new school everything bro is that the nightmare i'm kidding nah so

and um so i was kind of a hurry because we had just moved into new house and everything so i had like it was like a last minute cut so i was looking around trying to figure out what barbershop to go to and so i walked into any barbershop and it was some lady so i tell her what i want and everything i don't know i guess she gets on the phone and i guess she kind of forgets you know what i asked for what she'll give you what i want what you're going to get.

Yeah, basically, so she just gives me whatever she wants. So, you know, at the end of the cut, she gives me the mirror. She's like, oh, you know, you're all good and everything. I look at my hair and I'm like, yo, this thing, what I want? She's like, what do you mean? I'm like, yeah, I didn't know, this thing when I want, I just like, look at me. And she just like, looks at me, she looks at me weird. I look at my mom.

I just like, I don't know, I got emotional, so I just started crying. Oh, my patsito. You know, I just like, you know, it's my, that's my first day in a new school. Yeah. Oh, the stress of that, too, because, like, this is everybody's introduction to you. Now you're the fool with the Tueco haircut. Yeah, exactly. I pulled up, and now everybody knew mad as a guy with a messed up haircut.

Oh, no. What lesson did you learn? To never go to a random barbershop ever again, bro. Or don't let a girl cut your hair. I knew you were going to say that, and that's very sexist. Shout to all the female barbers. out there that can cut a good haircut. Exactly.

It's not the drunk. She's got to that one female, I sit on your lap. Oh. That part. Hey. Isaac, I love you. I'm going to hang up on you there. The other kids listening. Okay.

Okay. Hey, ladies, sit on my lap. Thanks, Isaac. No. You know what does trip me out, though? Like, you guys see the haircuts you had to put up with. Mm-hmm. And you see the new age kids getting amazing haircuts.

Like, does it trip? Are you a little bit jealous? Like, damn, you guys get the bomb haircuts. We had to put up with, like, what is it? Fantastic Sam's or something? No, yeah. When I was like in middle school, I started getting like my hair cut every like a couple weeks or whatever and started going more regularly to like these like cooler barbershops and some of them were cool, right? Like you would, depending on who you would get, you would get like a really good one sometimes.

But then there was like this one I would go to. My dad still goes there. So it's funny. It was called Marcellos. And the trick with that is that the guy has bad vision. So you have to go early in the day because if you go. later, then his eyes just give out. Like, he's just giving you... He's freestyling, like, Ray Charles or something. Like, it's literally that.

Like, it's like, don't go later, then, like, don't go past five. Might as well not get a haircut. Because, because his eyes... Big, that's crazy. I know, but that's just one of those things. But it's just a thing. You know... You just got to go.

So my dad gets a haircut at, like, 8 a.m. He learned his lesson plenty of times. Or every time he goes to get to haircut, it's like super early. You can't go later than, like, 4 p.m. Because he gets sleepy. His eyes start to close. You'll literally see him trying to like squint open his eyes as you touch your hair. Try to figure out where he's eye.

Damn.