Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep.40 (08/21/23)

Episode Date: August 21, 2023

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What's up? This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Good morning. Good morning. Man. Rainy Day Monday.

Rainy Day Monday. What surprise. It's more like Hurricane Monday, you guys. Hurricane Monday. Where, though? Where is it? Based off the news, but they've been telling us all over social media and everything. Take news.

Shut up. I got some real news for you guys. All right. So LAUSD will be closed today due to the tropical storm Hillary, which is nowhere to be found. Wow. But if your parents don't believe you that there's no school, tell them that the Irene on the radio said that you can stay home. Okay? What?

Now, but for real, the superintendent, Alberto Cavalaro. Super Nintendo. That's during a press conference Sunday afternoon that the district is expected to be closed for Monday and reopen on Tuesday. So I was like, oh, damn, that's dope. They kind of get like a snow day, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's similar. Yeah, last night I found out I got like a text message and then I was like, dang, all right.

Well, I'm like, what am I going to do with my son? You know, now I got to go pick him up, make sure that, you know, he's taking care of today. But yeah, it's just a trip. Like, you don't expect things like this to happen at the beginning of the school year in summer. Right. This is the kind of thing that may or may not happen in December, you know, when it starts to rain a lot and stuff like that. But yeah, we don't even really get weather like that. So all this is new to us.

Like, yeah, it's all a learning lesson. Yeah. for me it was funny because we were actually playing Monopoly yeah and then we got the we all our phones did that alert and like buzzing yeah and it said like the school was closed and then all three of them started jumping yeah it was like their team won like the World Cup or something running around the house I'm like what do you guys doing man yeah chill it's only a day off technically kids don't even have a free day because teachers will be having to upload work to their schoolology learning system.

Oh, great. Oh, great. Nah, I wouldn't. Well, thanks for telling me that because I didn't know that. And I know Lil Vic would not have told me. So now I'm going to get home. So if you think you got a free day, if I have to come to work, you guys have to do schoolwork. Okay?

So make sure that you have your kid log in, do all their school work. Damn, the Arian was cool at first. At first. You're like that sub, that sub that seems cool at first, and then all of a sudden you're like your new is an original teacher. I never got hurricane days, so they have to work. Yeah, no, absolutely. The hurricane stuff is just, it's still so like, I feel like we're treating it as such a joke still.

It is a joke. But it was like, low key. Like everybody was scared. But it's serious at the same time. But even like on the drive into work today, I like left early thinking it was going to be like super crazy. And I was like, I've driven in worse. This is just ridiculous. Jose said he's driven in worse and he's also had a day off.

Yeah, you guys get a little. rain and don't know how to act. Welcome to California. Yeah. I remember I had to walk in the snow. I wouldn't even get a snow day. But I remember one time we got a snow day and I got locked into school. Locked into school.

Yeah. Sounds like you were at school for no for other things. Did you have to like spend the night there or what? No, I was there for like, uh, so they ended school at like, uh, like noon. Uh-huh. Because they were like, okay, it's getting too, is getting dangerous. Yeah. but you had to wait for the buses to be able to pick you up.

So either had to get picked up by parents, which are my parents were not going to pick me up early. Damn. Why? Because they don't care. Wait, they don't care about you or they're like the snow. They don't care that I have to get out early. Oh, okay, okay.

To them, I think to Latino parents' schools daycare. It's somewhere to go. That's why I was mad last night. I'm like, yeah, man. So wait, so you stayed there to like, what, like four or five? Yeah, around four or five. And I lived across the street from school. And they wouldn't let you.

They don't let you out. Because you have to be released by that. Yeah, you have to get picked up a parent board. This is why we pay extra for rent in California. Yeah, apparently, there's no reason anymore. Now we're getting all the natural disasters everybody else got. Well, no, we haven't gotten tornadoes yet. Thank God.

Yeah. Why even speak that into existence? I'm not like letty. So, like, what I say doesn't come true. So it's cool. We get, we good. It's the opposite. It's the opposite.

So that means we can have sunshine and rainbows. Wait, what do you do? Are you jinxing it? No, no, no. No, I'm not. Okay. Be good. Yeah, I promise.

Kind of. I don't know. Well, at least the kids are out. And also, we actually have Somrasala on the way. That's right. Angie. We do, you guys. Drake is out here apologizing to the cheaters now.

I'll tell you all about it. What's going on on Somrasala next? Sambra Sala with Angie It's Chisma time And I gotta talk about Drake Because I don't know what's going on At these Drake shows We've seen like the bra throwing

Like girls just throwing like different massive Big old brawls That and then we saw Drake out here Having all the perritos all the dogs Burning up At this past weekend we saw him He got a book thrown right Yeah

And then he dodged it He caught it, which, you know, props to Drake. He knew he had skills, you know. And now this man is out here apologizing to the cheaters. Whoa. Dude, so there's this guy named Julian. He was at the concert. He was like front row, and he was holding up a sign, and it caught Drake's attention

so much that Drake stopped the show to acknowledge it. Listen. This man got a sign that says, my girlfriend cheated on me. She was supposed to be here with me tonight. What's your girlfriend's name? Scarlet. And she was supposed to be here with you tonight. And she cheated on you.

On the count of three, we're going to say, sorry, Scarlet. One, two, three. Sorry, Scarlet. He can't be cheating on my dog like that. Dude. Can't be cheating on my dog like that. That is crazy. It makes no sense.

It makes no sense. Like, I thought at first I'm like, oh, he's going to say, Scarlet, right? Yeah, yeah. But no, he had him apologize. He apologized to the cheater. I think it was like, sorry, like, that you're not here. Like, nah, nan, nah. Yeah, like, you missed out on this.

Like, you missed out on me. Drake. Drizzy. Yeah. Loki, it's kind of fire that he said her name, though. I'd be like, oh, he cheated and drinks her name. If she was a rapper. It's a flex for the girl for Scarlett.

I was going to say, look, if she was a rapper, she couldn't, like, clip that audio, and it's like, that's the intro to her mix tape. Sorry, Scarlett. Her name drop, yeah. Yeah. Like, the dude that actually got cheated on was to be like, what? Sorry, what about me? Yeah, he's probably, you know. Like, flipped it on them.

Yeah. Oh, for sure. And he didn't even say his name. So, we don't even say his name. We don't even know what this is. Oh, no, no, you guys, it's me. Come on. I found him.

I found him. He's actually from Newport Beach. His name is Julian. He's an O.C. He's an O.C. Fool. Of course. It makes sense now.

He got cheated on by Scarlet. No, for real. No, for L.A. just know. If an L.A. guy got cheated on, he would not be holding up a sign. He'd have the replacement right next to him. Facts. Talk about no scarlet, nothing. All right?

This is Violet. So it's only LA guys that do that. I mean, I can only speak for myself. They do it in San Diego too. I don't know. Are they doing in San Diego too? Yeah, unfortunately.

I know. But yeah, it was kind of strange, right, for him to, like, call her out and then be like, what? I mean, he apologized. Essentially, like, he almost, like, apologized to her. Like, he did apologize. That's something like, make it make senseful. Like, okay.

I'm a, well, would you guys apologize to a cheater for what? Like, sorry. Nothing. Sorry you're missing out on this. Sorry. Yeah. Sorry, you ruined your life. Sorry, you blew it.

Yeah, I mean, there's like a lot of things that come to mind. But also, it's just, it's strange. Like, it's strange. But Drake always does unpredictable. These shows, he's doing a great job of, like, keeping people on their toes. Oh, for sure. There's something new every single night. Something you talk about.

The main thing I thought of when it's like, oh, okay, he's doing this. concert that has, you know, his whole almost cataloged right from like A to Z. I'm like, how was he going to keep it like interesting and fresh? But he's found a way. It's like just but like natural crowd interaction and stuff. That's what it is. It's like crowd control and just engaging with what's going on in the audience. And that has helped them just bring some a new element to his live performance.

Yeah. No, definitely. And then everybody's always waiting for like, oh, what secrets, not secret song, but what like unique song is he going to? to play at the end of our show, right? Because he's like, he changes it for everybody. But yeah, no, I think, I think it's just, it's also just funny about the, Scarlet, you know, like apologizing to her.

What would you guys have anything to say to somebody that cheated on you? Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure. I was thinking about that, like, fool, like, sorry you're not getting any more tickets. No more tickets, no more tickets, all that stuff. Like, you're lost. Yes, you're not. loss, literally, her loss. Sorry, you're not going to Disney California adventure.

All these perks, all the perks that come with me? The perks that come with me. Exactly. All right, you guys. Know your work. That's it for Sondrasala, brought to you by a local Southern California to go to dealers. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm Power 106.

Power 106, Brownback Mornings. Happy Hurricane Monday. For real. Oh, thank you. And we're still at work. I know. Thought the hurricane season was over. Exactly.

For real. So look, we're just talking about on Somrasala. If you had any last words for a cheater, but our very own Jose had a special message to share with one of his former lovers. It's more of a story. Okay. Okay. So when I was in college, I was dating as a girl, right? And so it lasted about a year and a half.

I found out she was cheating. But since then, I've been going out of my way to just kind of. checking in, like, flirting with her, and now she's married, right? Yeah. And I'm still doing it. There we go. My goal is to ruin her marriage. Oh, dang!

I'm going very close. What? I've gone very close. Why is this your goal? Like what? She did me dirty. Oh. And I...

So you're playing the long game? I'm playing the long game. Wow. So you don't even want it back. I'm coming for revenge. Awesome, and 16. Did she cheat on you in summer 16? Uh, oh.

No, it was probably like 2014. Oh, okay. Close enough. Yeah, she probably still cheated in 2016. Wait, did she marry the guy that she cheated on you with? No, no. Oh, wow. Okay.

Different dude. Wow. You should team up with that guy. I know. Yeah. Oh. Like, there's something about Mary. Yeah.

I don't know. No. No, I don't. It's all about timing. So I'm not hanging out with a guy she cheated on me with? Yeah. Yeah. Grab a couple beers or something.

No? No, I don't know if I can do that. I remember I broke his car window. Oh, my God. Who are you? No, I broke. I did that. They got there.

No kids in the car. All right. Well. He got it off his chest. Yeah, how's that? Vic, I know he got some good off your chest. Some what? I got some cities I can name.

You could just start going on. Oh, yeah. That would be more helpful because it's just going to. Dallas. That's crazy. Come back. Stop getting music videos. Sorry, Dallas.

Sorry, Dallas. Sorry, Dallas. Sorry, Dallas. You get no more tacos. Sorry, you get your hurricanes over there, not over here. Any other cities? We got Long Beach. You're going to make them cry.

Long Beach. I know we were co-workers, but it didn't have to end abruptly. You're supposed, oh, God. You're trying to win them back. That's not the point of this? No. You're supposed to flex on them. Oh, I forgot.

No, it's just, they're all mine. eventually. I have one. Sorry, you have to listen to me every morning on the way to work now. You said I wasn't

going to make it phone on them right here. Oh, R-106 Brown Bag mornings. Hurricane Monday. Yeah. I went to the Raider game. Yeah, exactly.

I went to the Raider game on Saturday. It was so dope. It was so dope, but it was also like kind of terrifying because when you put on a Raider jersey,

you don't realize that you're like joining the gang. Why? Bro, I swear. Like, this is my first time going to a race.

Raider game in LA. And it was against the Rams, you know, also at L.A. team. And so, you know, I'm walking around and it's just like, at first you see a lot of Rams jerseys and stuff like that. But then after a while, the liquor starts to set in. And then there's like just a bunch of Cholos, Raider jerseys walking around, Raiders. And then just like picking on Rams fans that they find. And then like, they're like, yeah, right.

Like, and then we're just, I'm like, fist bumping a bunch of Cholos. I'm like, yeah, that's right. We're in the same thing, right? And I was just like, Jesus, I'm so glad I'm not wearing a Rams jersey. It might not make it out of here. It was crazy. But I saw a lot of fans, so I didn't get everybody's name. But shout to them.

Everybody I ran into it at the Raiders game had lots of love. Raiders, one more time for y'all. Do you guys have any shout-outs? Yeah, I do. Actually, I wanted to give a shout-out to the Boys and Girls Panthers FC and Costa Mesa. Their coach, David, actually hit me up and said they're always listening to Parole of Sink. Let's go. Every morning.

Shout to them. Yeah, I got some shout-ons, actually. We were, most of the team was at the Carol G this weekend. Oh, yeah. And I ran to a lot of fans in line for some beer, you know? So shout out Bridget and Hector. Funny enough, I actually went in high school with Hector. Ah.

So I was like, we were in line and it was like, yo, it was like the Spider-Man. You're pointing at each other. Yeah. You're pointing at each other. Valley Fools. And then in front of us was a girl, Ariana, who was also in line. And she was a huge brownback fan. and Amy also on Carol G that I

Which one was the baddest one? Oh my God My girl Ah My girl Carol G Good on that girl And she did look good on that stuff Oh my God

I have a few too Shout out Lisa from Pico Rivera And Tyler from La Puente And happy birthday to my sister I hope she's awake right now Because if not this is a waste of time But yeah It is my sister's birthday

Yeah How old is me Big what? What? You know what's so funny I thought those jokes weren't going to be made today, but Maximo's here. I didn't make me.

I know. I know. I know. Let me just a good birthday. Anyway, happy birthday, Yoli. Happy birthday, Yoli. Word on Rosecrans. A short list for the Super Bowl halftime performers has been circulating online, and it's pretty

surprising. All right? So, look, every year another Super Bowl performer gets announced and it pisses a lot of people off. No matter what. No matter who it is, it pisses somebody off, right? But I think if any one of these arched. artists get the gig, there'd be way more people pissed than usual.

All right. So the artist's rumored to be on the short list are Jack Harlow. What? Myly Cyrus. Harry Styles. Ooh. And our dog Bad Bunny. Yay.

Yes. But people will be pissed. I'm already seeing. Just the thought of like Bad Bunny performing, everybody's already getting so mad. He doesn't even speak English, like all this stuff. And I'm like, wow, that's messed up. He's learning English. Exactly.

Got and better because of candle. Exactly. But yeah, a lot of people. And then, like, there was like the Jack Harlow debate. People are like, he's not even mainstream enough. For real. Okay, how many songs would he perform? Like three?

Yeah. And then afterwards it would be like a bunch of special guests. Yeah. They need to have Usher do it. That's exactly what I was thinking is right in my paper. He wasn't on the short list. That's so dumb. Who's ever making this list?

It would be. Put me on the committee. The NFL does not want Usher's serenic. serenading any of these players girls because it's going to turn into a problem. I'm here for the drama. I love it. Oh, man. Yeah, no, that would be cool.

I agree. I think it should be Usher. But yeah, this is the short list. Jack Harlow, Miley Cyrus, Bad Bunny and Harry Styles. What has Miley Cyrus done in the past like four years to like be able to have this? She has flowers. Unless she's going to do her Hannah Montana stuff along with her other stuff? I think so.

No, she's going to a rookie ball. Yeah. She's going to come in like a work in bulk. But even that, I was thinking I'm like, okay, like, she, yeah, she hasn't had like, you know, a fresh hit in a couple years or whatever. But I was just like, it's football. And I'm just like, Hannah Montana football. Like, to me it doesn't really line up. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. But, uh... I think it's between Bad Bunny and Harry Styles. And Harry Styles. I'm not like a big, like, One Direction fan, but I could see, like, people enjoying it. Yeah, exactly. I don't see Monis Cyrus. J's on my feet.

If she performs that? Wait, but party in the USA would go crazy though. That would. Oh, there'll be a moment. I might shed a tear if that happens. Party in the USA. They play that as Drake show. I actually like that song.

Come on. That's an American classic. Yeah, come on. And the Jay Z song was on. Yeah, actually, I'm voting for Miley Cyrus now. Come on. For one song. James of mine.

Yeah, just for one song. I think everyone would be happy to see. Who? Taylor Swift. No. You guys, we just saw all the impact you made out here. I think people would be like, ah! No, she already turned it down.

They wanted her. She already turned it down. She already turned it down. She's too big for the Super Bowl now. She can do the mayonnaise bowl. She can do the Manis Bowl. Oh, man. Anyway, all right, look.

So Tyler the Creator and Odd Future reunited this weekend in L.A. All right? So look, it was a busy weekend for Tyler and his old gang Odd Future. First on Friday, Tyler unveiled the lineup for his Camp Flognog Festival. Notable acts on the lineup include. Clips, Caliucci's, Kendrick Lamar and Baby Kim, aka the Hillbillies, ice spice, scissa, Fuerza Regida, a bunch of odd future members, and of course, Tyler himself. But the way he unveiled it was super dope.

He had a Twitch live stream of artists painting a mural of the lineup. So it's like a slow build of like, do you say? Oh, that's so cool. It was super cool because people are like, Callie is like, who is? You know, they're like everybody, like they're writing their name, but you can't totally see it until they're finished. Yeah. And artists were taking their time, so it's like a buildup. Exactly.

You have to wait. It was hilarious. You literally, you see them, like, it was a legit live stream. They're taking breaks. They're standing on the side. They're just like, whoo. You're really watching people work. How long was that live stream?

It was like an hour or two. It took a while. And there's like people actually waiting. Yes. Yes. It was like a slow thing. Like the homie was texting me like, bro, so-and-so's on the lineup. So-and-so's on the lineup.

And then I'm like, how? And then like, they send me a picture and it's like an unfinished mural. I'm like, what is going on? So I went to go watch it too, and it was just like, it was really, really creative. Yeah, no, it was a good one. So that happened on Friday. Then on Saturday, Earl Sweatshirt had a show at the Novo to celebrate his 10-year anniversary of his Doris album. And then this happened.

Dear Caps lost, set him metal critics to the better stop dead and wrong, get him higher than the pitcher metal tea at a song. Everybody was so turn when he, when Tyler came out. Oh, Tyler came out too. During Earl's set, like he did his verse on Doris. And so as he walked out, the whole crowd went crazy. And then, yeah, it was just a moment for sure. And then after backstage, the whole Odd Future gang lined up and took a photo and was just like, wow. Which hasn't happened in years.

It happens and happened in years. That was the first time they've been together? Yes, it was everybody except, of course, Frank Ocean. Yeah, I'm not surprised. I know. But it was still a dope moment. Like just to see how much of an impact like Tyler still has and like the odd future is still a thing. You know what?

And the fan base is still there. Absolutely. Absolutely. Because what the Doris album was 10 years ago. 10 years ago. That feels insane. I feel old. Yeah.

No, it's definitely everybody's old. I'm sure. Vince Staples is there. Everybody was there. I thought it was cool too that. You know, I don't know if you guys remember Earl had like a certain merch. Right? And it had like a really ugly drawing of him and it's like free Earl.

And so what they did now that Earl has dreads, they updated the sweater, the merch. It's the same face, but now it just has dreads. But it's drawn like really crappy the way like the original one is so funny. I was so sick. I'm like, dude, I wish I would have bought that because that's just like legendary. Right. Yeah. Shout out of Out Future Tyler Crater.

They link back up. And a lot of the artists from Outfutry are going to perform at the Camp Lognog. I think it's November. It's November. Yeah. Nice. All right. Guys.

So that was your word on Rosecrans brought to you by local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Rosecrans Vic for Brownback Mornings on Power 10C. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esed? Don't you know I'm local? All right, y'all. So it seems like L.A. doesn't take anything serious.

But then again, maybe they do. Okay? So we knew what, like Wednesday-ish, that Hurricane Hillen is coming? Yeah, I started hearing things about Hillary coming to town. Yeah. So people were not taking it seriously. And then there were people that were freaking out, right? Yeah.

A lot of people were freaking out. A lot of people were freaking out. And then like online, people that have lived through hurricanes or have lived in hurricane states who were trying to give like the people of L.A. Like some tips. Yeah. They were? Yeah.

I was getting texts from like the homiegey from Texas like, hey, make sure to buy a lot of water. Yeah. Toilet paper, all this stuff. They're freaking me out. I was like, oh, relax. Yeah. Like they were trying to give us advice. And we were just making memes about it.

And we just did not care at all. And I was just like, dang, that's crazy. And then, okay, so, and then there was other people that were stocking up on water, toilet paper. My little brother had to go to work early and stay late because all the toilet paper was gone. All the water was gone. He was like, COVID all over again? Yeah, he works at a grocery store. So I was like, dang, that sucks.

And then, thank God my house is like a Costco, so I didn't have to go to the store or anything. That's funny, because I actually went to Ralph's, and the lines were crazy. People were rushing around, loading up their car. I saw someone with like 10 wine bottles. Like people were just like really losing it. That's what you're going to take in the apocalypse? Yes. There were people that were like prepared and people that were just like,

okay, this is a long weekend inside. Like that's it. Yeah. Yeah. It was pretty wild because I literally went in there for like snacks. Yeah. Like it wasn't a crazy intention. And I did not plan to wait like 20 minutes in line just to get on time.

Just for your cheetos? Yeah. Chips. You know. There were even like Hurricane Hillary Part. throughout the city. Like people were not, yeah, they just didn't care. I was like, wow. You guys saw all the memes? The memes were amazing. Well, what I was upset about is that like, okay, so my neighbor and my dad's crib had a party next door. So I stayed,

I sit the night of my dad's house and I drank a lot. All right? So the next morning, I'm pretty hung over. I'm on the couch and all of a sudden everything starts shaking. Oh yeah. And I was like, I thought we were doing a hurricane. What's up with this earthquake? I was so sick. It made me even queasier than I already was. Dang. The crazy thing is I saw someone online saying all we need is an earthquake. And then like 30 minutes later, we got an earthquake.

Who is that? Ask him for lottery numbers. Funny enough. For real. It was Preston for Power 106. Ah. Oh, Preston. What are the Powerball numbers?

It's crazy because that earthquake hit and then all throughout the day there were aftershocks. And I was like, dang, the big one's going to come. And like, we're going to float. I thought we were going to be like, why? Just floating. Yo, I didn't feel it. Me either. No, and then everyone started blowing up our phones.

We got the alert. Oh, yeah, yeah. And we were confused, but at the same time, I told you guys before, I lived by the freeway, so a bunch of trailers get off that exit, and my house always shakes. Oh, so it's normal for you. It's normal.

I didn't, it probably happened, and I was just like, eh, regular. Okay, so Angie's pretty quiet. So did you not have a hurricane or an earthquake all week? No, we did. I didn't feel it though. At all? I didn't feel anything. Damn.

I didn't feel the... We are in a lot of land over there, for real. She said she was at the beach. I was at the beach the day before. And it was like nothing. We had way different weekends. There was no high tide, nothing like that. I was enjoying my weekend.

So they just turned off the weather machine in New York County. I didn't get any Amber alerts until I started coming here to work in L.A. But over there, it was just like... You know how you know Santa and the people were crazy? Did you see the Santa Ana kids in the kids in the... corner of their street just standing there asking people to hit the puddles and splash them oh yes banana fools on main street i saw that yeah they were like they were standing there on shirtless it was like three or four shirtless dudes and when cars would come they'd be like yeah hype them up

and then they would hit the puddle and then just and they'll just get soaked they get drenched and that's so bad that's nasty water too just to let you and your kids know do not play in that water that water has all like germs all the dog stuff in it like i don't know what what are we have you guys ever gotten splashed like that by like a water like a car going on a puddle yes i was going to school it was high school oh yeah and i was i was late because i went to the donut shop and i was walking and i of nowhere this car just full speed hits a puddle. On purpose. I think it was on purpose and he just drenching me. I literally did an about face, turned around and went home.

That is so sad. The people that do that on purpose. I've been the splasher and the splashy. You splash people purposely? Yeah, one time. Why, Vick? I don't know. This is going to sound really messed up. This is like the one time where like my impulsive intrusive thoughts like just took over.

So I was driving by the Citadel and a fire hydrant burst. It was a super hot day. So it was like there was no rain. It was just a fire hydrant burst. And it was a bunch of water, like a big puddle right by the sidewalk. And there was two ladies walking to the citadel. Oh. Two old ladies.

Oh, they were old. My mom got splashed at the citadel. No, okay. So I just, I sped up. And I just, and I was in the, the car with my girl at the time, with my son's mom. And I just sped up and went, foo. And splashed them head to toe. What an a-hole

I don't know why I don't know what came over me She started yelling at me Why would you splash them I was like I don't know It just like I just had like a moment of like I don't know if I thought I was in Grand Theftaro Or like something just came over me

Thank God you were in Grand Theodore You were in a random moment And I completely splashed them Like head to toe I don't know why it's so funny You are evil You're the only one laughed I am

Because you had to see them They were so shocked Exactly But imagine that was your mom. I know. I feel like she has that karma coming. Oh, crap. But I've also been splashed because when I was in high school, too,

I used to roll around with the homies. The homie had a Toyota Sequoia, like huge, right? And so we would all pack in there. And when it was rainy, we would go look for people to like get to splash them. Until one day, I didn't get in the car and they still did their thing. And then they saw us at the corner. And they're like, we're going to get them. They saw me and my homie and they splashes and I was like, wow, this is how it feels.

It doesn't feel good. It doesn't feel good. It feels terrible. Look at God. I still remember walking in and my dad was like, why are you as cool? I was like, look at me. Look at me. I'm soaked.

All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We've got you for the homie help line. We're going to help the homie right now, I swear. All right.

So look, Myra is, she's having trouble issues with her husband. All right. So look, I'm going to read her DM and we are going to attempt to help her. And for those that don't know, Myra is the name we use for people that want to remain anonymous. Exactly. That's why there's so many Myras. I gave him that name.

I'm Myra. That's great. All right. Okay, so this says, my husband and I have been married for one year on September 6th. We married after dating for four months due to legal reasons. Fast forward to the beginning of this year and we're having problems bad. I feel a strong disconnection from him and I recently found out that after we took a break for a few days, he went to the bar and got a girl's IG, her Instagram.

So I found out because he got a DUI that night. Wow, terrible. Terrible luck. He got a DUI that night and I went to get the report because I knew something was off. Now I can't trust him and I'm torn between staying because I love him and our kids. I just don't want to be with someone who I can't trust. When we got married, I did it because I loved him. But I know he didn't do it because he wanted to be with me forever. Oh, that's so sad.

Still, I always treated him so good and still do despite all the resentment. We also don't live together, so I'm constantly wondering if he's really home when he says he is. I'm so stressed and depressed over all this. Do you think it's worth trying to fix? Damn. So they're pretty much split up already. They're just like, they're together. in paper, but they're living separately.

Yeah, living separate. Yeah. But she clearly sees them as her husband. Yeah. Obviously. They're married. Yeah. Yeah, they don't live together.

That's definitely like a red flag, you know, because I feel like whatever the case is, like you can figure out how to, you know, live there with your significant other. You know what I'm saying? Whether it's like maybe, yeah, maybe you guys will be cramped or whatever. I don't know exactly what the situation is, but they can still find a way to like live together as married people do. You know what I'm saying? But yeah, it's tricky.

It's a lot of like... It's a lot of things going on here. Yeah, absolutely. It's like, okay, well, initially they got married for legal reasons. I wonder who gave the papers. She or did? Or he? I don't know.

I think she didn't specify. Yeah, I wonder. Well, okay, well, no. All right. So if he got a DUI and he didn't have his, you know, his documentation, then that's like, whoa. A real issue. Yeah. So maybe it was her to her.

Yeah. Good observation. Look at you. Exactly. All right. And then also, it says, is there any break? You got a girl's IG. Yeah.

It was a break. That's not crazy, though. That's not crazy. It was a lot worse. How can you be on a break when you're married? That doesn't count you guys. You're right. Yeah.

No, Myra, don't let that slide, home girl. But it's just IG. Like, there's a lot worse things. It starts off with IG. You split into her DMs and then that comes into something else. You meet up and all that stuff. No, no, no, no. Myra, don't let the slide.

What if she has a cool feed? Maybe she does cool things. She has a cool what? Maybe she has like a like a like a cool IG feed. Yeah maybe she's like really good at like feet. I think he said feet too. Maybe I'm like what? Yeah.

You guys are disgusting. No maybe yeah. Yeah. Jose has a point. What if like she just has like a cool aesthetic maybe she's really good at like DIY like or fashion or she's a fitness trainer. Yeah. What if she gives like good like cooking recipes?

We don't know. Yeah. We don't know. Always assuming. Yeah, maybe she's like a baker, you know? Oh my God. You guys are. And he loves the cakes.

Yeah. Yeah. He just wanted to see her cakes. Yeah. Yeah. Brand his bakery or something, you know, you never know. However, we're here to help, Myra. Okay.

Yeah, so she wants to know if it's worth trying to fix. The guy has a DUI and they're arguing a lot. And they have kids. So that complicates things. I think the kids is really what complicates everything. Absolutely. Because it says here that she knows he doesn't want to be. with her forever and she still holds resentment resentment yeah damn is why why for something

they got to make it to at least september 6th for what to get their one year anniversary and at least oh my god so somebody can keep their papers i wonder how long that takes like do you have to be married for us during time i think so yeah i think so myra can you please let us know right oh and if he's the one that's asking for the papers full leave Leave him, Myra. No, but that's still the father of your children. So what? You still got to work, like, things out because you don't want your kids to not have a father because you're upset.

Yeah. But, yeah, this guy, I don't know. This guy is a little sketch. D-Y, legal reasons. I don't know. He don't love her. Yeah. Yeah, and she's saying she has to strong this connection with him already.

Not living together is kind of crazy. Like. Yeah, I want to know. That's crazy. You know what I'm saying? They don't live together. They took a break. Like maybe like he's living with like his parents and then she's living like alone with the kids.

Like that's really odd. Yeah. You know? So let's see, man. Let's help my route. Yes. All right. Check this out.

You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line. We are going to help myra. If it's the last thing we do. Yes.

She really needs help. She needs a lot of help, right? So her husband and her husband. having issues they are almost a year married and he's gotten a DUI recently and they're having a lot of issues and so we're trying to see if she's asking us if we if we think this is worth trying to fix yeah yeah exactly and I believe we have some colors yep yes we do we have Henry from Baldwin Park on line one all right Henry hello Henry what's the deal Henry hey myra yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

My rent needs to leave this dude because a year, not even a year yet, and he's already not living together, that's done. Yeah. Right? And he seems like irresponsible. Yeah, I mean, that, yeah, you got a DUI. What she's going to pay for his DUI because, and they're not living together now? Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah.

That's not. Yeah, she also says that she doesn't trust them. Yeah. Yeah, that's like the main thing. But there might be, you know, legal situations. I don't know. And kids? Yeah, there's kids involved.

There may be one of them, you know, is undocumented or I don't know if he's fighting like a legal battle or something. But there's something there too that makes it like even more complicated. If it's her, she needs to do the same thing he's doing that. That's it. Which means what? Get a DUI? No, without that. Without that.

But be more specific, Henry. Well, she needs to live her life, not be hung up on him. But she's at home with the kids. She can't. Yeah, well, you can still live your life with kids. Yeah. Are you trying to holler on her? No, no, I've been married 12 years yesterday.

Wow. Oh, yes. Wow, happy anniversary. That's crazy. Thank you. How do you make it last? How do you make it last? do what you got to do

see he listens that means he listens he listens to wife oh it's right you want to get a shot up go to work and support your family that's it very simple

I love it Henry I love it Henry all right thanks Henry all right who else we got we also have we have a Myra

like a for real Mira no like she wants Oh another anonymous another another another oh we have to call her something else because it's going to get

Myra number two Call her Gloria? Gloria. Yeah, perfect. Gloria, Gloria on line two. Gloria. Hello.

Good morning, you guys. We're using that name to keep your anonymity. Yes, we're going to keep on. Myra number two. Yeah. All right. So how are we going to help Myra number one in her situation? Okay, baby girl, Myra, for listening.

Trust me, I've been married for 10 years, and after 10 years, I barely found out my husband. and doesn't want to be with me. He ended up talking to some, his ex that he had from, like, back in high school. And I found out they're, like, literally about to move on with their lives together. And I told them, you know what, let's forget about it. Let's keep on working at it. But it turns out, just like her, he didn't love me. I married him because I loved him and I thought he loved me, but he never did.

We have a son together. He's nine years old. And after, like, almost a year trying to work it out, he just resented me even more. So, Myra, focus on you. on your son because the more you try to force the man to stay with you because you love him is only going to push him away even more and make him want to do things that he wants to do and it's only going to hurt you more so it hurts it hurts love is worth fighting for trust me yeah but it's not worth hurting yourself wow i love you myra number two you can't get ridder than that yeah

no absolutely i mean i think she she like put it in a perfect yeah like i said you can't force anything yeah and the the part where she said about the And they resent you. They resent. They push you away even more. And you feel so stupid. Like, you're trying so hard. Yeah.

So hard for this marriage. So hard for your family. But they don't want it. They don't. Yeah. They're like, emails and they don't want it. Yeah.

I think, I think they can, like people can make it really clear, but I think it's up to us to like interpret it. It seems like Mara's, you know, uh, husband is making it pretty clear.

He doesn't want to be with her. They're not living together. Exactly. He's doing his thing. And it's up to her whether to accept it. I think. Exactly. And it's hard.

It's a hard pill to swallow. Like, you don't want to accept it because she's still in love. I know because I'm still in love. And it's hard. Oh, my number two, you're going to make me cry. That's so sad. Ten years. You were with your man for ten years and then you find out he doesn't love you.

I found out all of this. He never loved me. He just got married for me because I was pregnant when we got. We didn't even find out it's pregnant until after the wedding. Dang. So I got pregnant before the wedding, but we didn't find out to after. And apparently in his mind, like, no, we found out months before. That's only because why he's married him.

Like, that doesn't make sense. Yeah. No, it doesn't. But in his mind, like, he concocted something or I think home girl brainwashed him. And it just sucks. But, Myra, just please focus on you and your baby. Trust me. Like, I'm doing that.

I'm working out. I'm trying to get some psychological help because it's just traumatizing, you know. It's hard, but you got to focus on yourself because, like I said, the more you try to force a man to stay with you to love you, the more it's only going to push him away and the more you're going to hurt yourself at the end of the day. That's real, Mara. So just focus on you. and your son and your kids and hopefully

I hope in the long run because I'm a strong believer in love. You know, God is love. So, you know, we're made from love. So you love as hard as you can, but he's not the person to love her now. You got to love yourself. That's right.

Thank you, Maura. Really appreciate you calling in, chiming in. Have a good day, you guys. You too, Mara. Thank you, too. Number two. All right. You got another color?

Can't get rid of that for real than that for real. I know. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your head. We need a line. I mean, phone line.

We got you for the homie help line. I feel like we've been helping Myra pretty well. Yeah, I think Myra number two really like hit the nail in the coffin. And it was like what they say through the horses mouth. It was like the actual, she actually just went through. She's going through like the same thing. The same exact thing. So Myra is trying to figure out whether she basically worth fixing her and her husband's relationship.

They've been together almost a year. He's gotten a DUI recently. They don't live together. And they have kids. And so she's just trying to figure out, like, should I try to fix this? Or is it not worth fixing anymore? Myra 2 was just like, dude, you can't force nobody to love you. If he wants to leave, let him leave.

Focus on yourself. But we have another caller. Yeah, we actually had more questions for Myra number two. So if she could DM us, that would be great. She actually did DMS. Oh, perfect. So she said that she's giving him. papers.

Oh. And that the kids are not theirs together. They each live at home with their parents. Due to them not being together for too long, they wanted to make it feel like they were dating. Oh. Try to keep it fresh. Oh, Myra.

We're keeping it real fresh with other people. Don't give up the papers? No. He got to earn them. Also, Myra, when you give somebody papers, you are also responsible for them. So if he's getting DUIs and he's going to be getting to legal trouble, that falls on to you, all the fees fall into you. If he gets kicked out of the country or whatever, all that legal, all that, all that fines

and everything, you have to pay for. I have advice for Myra. Run. No, for real. Leave up. Run. But we actually got another caller. We have another color.

There you do. We have Anna from Compton on 9-3. Anna. Hello, good morning. What's up, Anna? Good morning. What advice do you have for Myra? Well, I was going to give her advice before Myron number two came in,

but my daughter heard both of them. Yeah. So my daughter wanted to tell Myra number one to listen to Myra number two and just please run, because, girl, he does not love him. And if you're the ones fixing his papers, like, I don't, I'm sorry, I don't know who the one said this, but it's true, you are going to get in trouble. And Yolka got to realize that if they find out that it's not real because he is doing, whatever he's doing behind your back, you're going to get in trouble for it, too.

So I suggest you just want and you learn how to love yourself. Because, girl, once you love yourself, man, you're going to be on top of the world. That's right. That's right. Thanks, Anna. Yeah, that's true. There's all some real stuff. Exactly.

Self love. There's not even a comedic element to it. It's just like, yo, this is real. You know what I'm saying? Like, this is real. And we truly, I feel like we truly help Myra. Yes. And I think she knew this the whole time.

Yeah. She just needed that insurance. You got to hear. You got to hear. And for somebody else. Absolutely. Sim. Or Pimp.

BIMP. We got a good one today for this. Yes. So there was a TikToker named Nigels who uploaded a video talking about shooting 100 shots per night. Like in the gym? Nah. It wasn't a basketball reference.

He was actually talking about every night he sends about 100 DMs out. to girls. And he says that. Here, I'm a late. I'm leave here. Before I went to bed last night, I put up 100 shots. Nothing crazy either. Just routine, working on my craft, trying to get better.

I get these shots up at night because it's easy. Number one, I'm not even worried about a reply. And I'm focused on my form because that's what matters the most. Not if you make them. Who cares how many shots I make? It's more about am I taking good shot? So he. Okay, so this guy DMs 100 girls a night.

And is basically with the same response, like same DM, right? Probably the same exact thing. I'm assuming it's like a copy paste. Or I'm not sure if he changes it a little to adjust his form. Seeing like, oh, this format is working. Let me tweak my jump shot. In the full version, he says that he doesn't even think about it. He just, the first thing that comes in mind is like practicing your shot.

He just takes shots. Just catch and release. Catch him in lease. He's a shooter. But all this while he has a girlfriend. Yeah. You have the girlfriend? Hold on.

Listen. Listen. No, I don't do it for personal reasons. I do it because I want to get better. I literally have a girl. I could be chilling with her, but I'm still in the gym. Getting up shots every day because I have love for the game. I have love for the game.

It's awesome. What's the name of the game? Cheating. Love. Love. No. Why is he perfecting his class? Why does he care if he has a girl at home?

Because he's still in the gym. Oh, my God. That's right. You're not going to get in a fight every single day, right? But just in case you do, you're in the gym. I bet you his girl doesn't even know he's been doing this. Well, maybe now. Now she does.

Yeah. But I like how he said. He said, I don't even have to do any of this. I have a girl. I just do this to keep my form. Because if you had a real game, you'd be doing it in person, not through Instagram. Yeah. hiding yourself behind a screen.

How's you going to beat 100 girls in one day? Yes, that's the beautiful thing about the internet. If he had a game, then girls would approach him. Yeah. But girls don't have game like that. This dude has issues. He's got issues. He's just practicing his shot.

For what? He does have issues. Too good. Too smart. Okay, and you guys are saying simper-p-pimper on this. Yes. How? How is it simping?

Because all I see is pimping. Well, I mean... Is it pimping? Yes! The thing is, if he's simping to 100 girls a night, that's... He's not simping because he's saying like he has no... What do you say? He's no emotion or whatever feelings towards it?

Yeah, but in the perspective of those girls, they're like, oh, my God, like this guy DMs me every night or whatever. Like, there's going to be now like things that girls are going to be like talking about him. Like, oh, like, dude, this guy always DMs me. This guy, oh, me too, oh, me too. So it's kind of like in a way it's almost ruining your reputation because now you seem like a thirst bucket. You know what I'm saying? He's simping over girls.

Yes. While he has a girl. I don't know. I still think he's pimping because he's having, he's DMing girls and he has a girl at home. I'm only, I'm not. And he's not getting in trouble by his girl. Because the thing is he doesn't care for a reply. Yeah.

He's. That is so dumb. Why do it? You're literally wasting your time. He's perfecting his craft. Yes. Just in case. You got your girl ready.

Would have. As Prius Poppy did this. I'd be mad at him. Yeah, no, no, no. This one has issues, I'm telling you. I don't see the simping any at all. So you just think he's straight pimping? Yes.

For the wrong reasons. Is he pimping? For no reason. Is it pimping because he knows his girl? Because he has a girl? Or is it pimping just because he's shooting shots? Both because he has the girl and he's still shooting his shot at other girls. Well, I mean, I guess it depends on his accuracy, right?

If these girls are responding. I know he said he doesn't. He doesn't care, but that's still also important. He cares. Whether to know what they're saying. You know, it's like, oh, okay, oh, what's up? Let's hang out. You know, if that's happening, like, at a high percentage,

if he's making his marks, right? If he's a lethal shooter like Steph Curry, then this is pimping for sure. But imagine he gets zero replies and he has a girl. That's like, his girls should leave him for that. The girls should just leave him for that. At that point, it's like, damn, nobody wants you? Which, you sit, yeah, you're sending over all these girls on Instagram.

Yeah. Right? That's what, like, you would, someone would probably say, while you're over here, simping over all these girls on Instagram. You got your girl at home. Like you got me right here. That's what his girl would say. Exactly.

All right. Okay, so formal vote. I'm going to say pimp. You think it's pimping? I'm going to keep my vote. Maximo. It's tough. He's practically his shots.

Okay, let's take it to the phones. Let's take it to the phones. Yeah. Call in right now. think this guy shooting 100 DMs per night is sim or pimp power 106 brown bag mornings good morning and uh we're trying to get to the bottom of this simper pimp uh Nigel is throwing up 100 DMs per night even though he has a girlfriend and he just does it to keep his form right he just wants to be ready just in case he ever has to go out on the open market once again men are so annoying

we got a color oh we have a caller yeah we got yeah we have south from long beach online one all right Sal What that Sal, Talk to me You think this guy Is simper pimp He's a

He's a sim All the way Why? Simps Simps You're sending out 100 DMs Per night

That takes up Too much time If he was a real Pimp They'd be coming Into his DMs Ah That's what I said

You know what You got a girl Bro You got a girl Already And you're still Shooting 100 shots

Missing You know what? Hey, where are those staff good at? Sal got to decide it. We're going to go up with the chant. Sim, Sim, Sim, Sim, Sim, Sim, Sim, Sim, Sim. This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esa?

Don't you know I'm local? All right, guys, so I have an update on our bare friend, Hank the Tank. Hank the Tank? Is he okay? Yes, he's actually doing a much of better. I haven't heard from him in a while. Yeah, yeah. Well, who is he?

So a while back, we told you all about a bear in Lake Tahoe that kept breaking into houses. Oh, yeah. And he actually has a new home now. So they took him to... Yeah, so before you tell him where they took him to, let's hear this news report about Hank the tank. He's the giant black bear wreaking havoc in Lake Tahoe, California. I just watched a bear go right into the house.

Hank the tank weighs 500 pounds. He has busted into at least 28 homes. More than 150 calls have come into local law enforcement as the enormous beast broke windows, smashed down doors, and ransacked garages in his endless quest for food. He's a criminal. Hank the tank. He's a flocking legend. Well, now Hank the tank has a new home in an animal sanctuary in Colorado.

Wow. The sanctuary was called to see if they had room for him because his break-ins were an issue. But they were able to, you know, they were like, okay, let's help out this bear. And they had room for him so they took him in. But it's not like jail or anything. No, no. So he's going to be like. You guys, no, that's so sad.

Is he in like the Home Invasion Hall of Fame now? Oh, my God. That's what they moved him to? They're like, coming in with 30 of breaking and answering. I guess it's kind of like camp like low-key. Like, because they took him out of the wild. And now he's like. Yes, they took him out of his natural home to put him in a jail.

But no, but okay. Poor little friend. Hold on, hold on. I don't know about little, but yeah. It's not his fault. It's big. And he's hungry. Yeah, and he's hungry.

Yeah. So when he arrived, they actually found out that tank is a she and goes by the name Henrietta now. So that's crazy. My whole life is alive. Yeah. Yeah. I know, I know.

Wow. And when. You go, girl. You get your bread They actually checked her DNA And her DNA linked her and her cubs To like a dozen other break-ins like over the years So like her and her cubs have been looking for food

So they have a racket For a long time Yeah It's a family business She's a mom Wow But now Henry like So Henrietta

Yeah Looks like a totally different bear Because since they don't have to break in for food anymore Like in the sanctuary She's fed every day And stuff So she's like The actual weight that she needs to be

And sad. And she's, well, you don't know if she's sad. I'm sure she's sad. I've never seen a happy bear at a zoo or anything. Because it's not a zoo, it's a sanctuary. So they own like a bunch of land and then they're just like in there. They should like, they should build like model homes and then let her break into them just for fun. She does it have to anywhere.

That's for good old times. It was a hobby. Yeah. It was a hobby. Oh, man. They just ruined her hobby. I know. They got to do that because that was like her whole thing.

That's probably what she got up early in the morning for like, like, ah. Yeah, time to hit another house today. 28 homes. Yeah. And then I feel like, okay, if you live up there, you know exactly what you're getting yourself into. Yeah. I'd be going camping all the time. And I know there's like, there's always signs saying like, don't leave trash out, don't leave food out, things like that because the bear will break in.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, absolutely. If you guys owned a cabin and Henrietta, the tank got into your place, would you be like, I mean, you'd probably be a little upset, but would you also be honored? because like wow. I'd be so excited. Honestly, every time we go camping,

I get so excited and I hope every time that I see a bear or something happens that we see a bear. Because it's actually happened. No, because it's actually happened to us when we went to Mammoth and we went out there,

my cousin left like a 12 pack of beers and the bear got in. The bear got drunk? I guess, yeah, it did. It ate the chips. It ate the beer and then it slashes tires. Oh my God. But it's funny.

That sounds like a good night. That sounds like a movie that we just saw, cocaine bear. That was not in Madmit. But again, it's because we know. Like, we know what you're getting yourself into. Yeah, but it wouldn't be able to, like, if it was a random bear, I'd be really upset.

Like, how did he drink the beers that, like, did he, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, you've seen the Coca-Cola commercials, the polar bears. The polar bears, you just open it. Ah, refreshing. Cold is a polar bear. Well, yeah.

Oh, man. The bear left us with no drinks, so. Oh, thank you. It was really your uncle's fault, though, to be fair. Well, my cousin's, yeah. Oh, your cousin, yeah. It was, it was. But it's funny not to say it.

So can we make a free Henrietta shirts? Free Henrietta, yeah. Free Henrietta. Why they'd send her to Colorado? She's happy. I hope they take her cubs. I don't think so. She's happy.

I don't know. They better not taking her cubs. I'm assuming so. I think she was much happier door knocking and flocking. But she was so, like, if you look at old footage, like she looks like a really skinny bear. And now she's like full. Oh. She's like, she's getting, yeah, she's getting all her meals, you know.

Get your bread. Get your get fed girl Wow well that's good It's depressed eating It's like you always hear about like things like that And it's great to know that like yeah she's doing good You know Yeah

She's in a better place now I guess Is she? Yeah According to who She doesn't have to fight for food and hunt She's living it So now she's sad She's depressed and she's lazy

She's just like me Except for the lazy Except for the lazy for ice and she's just like I already know Brownback Morning's Power 106. I am a Hurricane Hillary slash Huracquake survivor. It's official.

It survived it. It looks like... Skies are clearing up a little. Yeah, it's a little cloudy, but I think we got through it. We did it. We did it together. And I just want to say that they don't stand a chance. Hillary didn't stand a chance.

The funniest thing is it's like 825. and kids could have gone to school. By now, yeah. Definitely. They got a free day. Yeah. Yeah, but it just kind of made me think about like natural disasters, you know? And like we've all like lived in like some earthquakes and stuff.

And then if you are from like a different state or so, like you probably would experience tornadoes or other hurricanes or monsoons, typhoons. There's all different types of things. So it just got me to thinking like, okay, what are some natural disaster stories, right? Why are you looking at me like that? Nothing. I'm just trying to think if I've survived anything natural disaster. You've never been in Earth? Unlike, besides COVID.

Yeah, that was a natural disaster. That was it. You gave it to everybody. Chill, I did not give it to you. Yeah, but you could have. Irene, do you have any? Yeah, I do. I do have a natural disaster story.

Okay, so this one time. I was in the shower, okay? So that's like the worst time to have a natural disaster hit, because you already feel unprotected and stuff because you're not clothed? Yes. So I was in the shower. I'm taking the shower and the lights start flickering.

And I was like, what the hell? And I was like, oh, maybe I just need to change the bulb or whatever, you know? So I'm continuing to wash my hair or whatever. And then the lights continue to flicker. Then the room starts to shake. And I was like, oh, my God. And me, knowing that I live in California,

my first thought should have been like, oh, my God, an earthquake, right? No, what came to my eye was, oh, my God, the devil has come to get me. finally here. And I was like so scared. He thought it was like a rapture? I thought yes.

I thought death was coming for me. I was like, now did the shower. Like that's how I got to go. And then like the roof stopped shaking and then you hear my little brother knocking the door like, hey, are you okay?

That was an earthquake. And I was like, oh yeah. And I was like, yeah, yeah, I'm good. Did you start praying?

No. You know, what's crazy is that like I don't, I don't know what, I don't know why devil, death, hell breaking loose, like came to mind first instead of,

Oh, maybe it's an earthquake. You know? Real, your conscience was selfish. Yeah. This is a long time ago. That's crazy. What if you do the night before? I don't know.

I cannot, I do not recall. It's a cream. But yeah. I would have slipped out the shower so fast. I would have been, I'm not staying in the shower during this earthquake. I don't know what to do. Well, I thought something was going to get me.

So I was like, damn. Like, it's one of those things where you stay hidden. You just accepted it? Yeah. I was like, well. It's my time. It's my time. This is the time I'm leaving.

Yeah, but I was low-key like. Oh, my God. That is wild. It was bad. No, that's wild. Wow. What about you, Maximum? Yeah, you know, it's funny.

I experienced the earthquake. I was little. I was like five years old. But I remember us running out. My brother was scared. Things were breaking. And when we got out of the apartment, we looked, because we were on the second floor.

We looked down and our neighbor was in his car. She was ramming the gate, the gate that opens up the parking lot. and he's just like reversing, crashing, reversing, crashing. And I'm just like, what is this solve? He's seen that in Jurassic Park or something. I don't know, but I'm like, what is this?

Like, this doesn't solve anything. Like, that gate is probably not going to break. And when it does, your car is going to break with it. Like, I didn't understand. He had a better chance of hopping over the gate and making it out. Wow. But it really felt like a movie. It was comedy.

That's hilarious. So to that, when it sounds like a movie, I was actually born during an earthquake. No way. I swear to God. That's scary for your mom. My mom tells me the story all the time. So June 27, 1997, 1992, I shook the world up, all right?

It wouldn't be the last time, right? You're so funny. No, so dead ass, so my mom had me that day. And immediately after she, so she got a C-section. So she was incapacitated. And all of a sudden, the whole hospital starts to shake. It was a 7.3 earthquake. What?

7.3 earthquake. My mom said that they put me in like a bassinet. And dude, that apparently everything started to shake. And all the nurses ran out of the building left my mom and me right there. Like, and I'm rolling. Apparently my mom says I'm rolling across the room in the bassinet because they had wheels. And she couldn't do anything. She literally physically could not get up.

Yeah. So she said she was just praying like, oh my God. what is going on literally that sounds like a nightmare okay that is so sad brought to the world literally and then the nurses come back in and my mom is heated how you're just gonna leave me oh it's because there's protocols protocols like dude you left me in here by myself I can't even get up at least save the baby my baby's rolling up and down yeah at least take me right hospitals would have mixed up all the babies yeah so shout out to sendella hospital maybe they did he doesn't leave it

What? Am I not Victor? Imagine? Oh, God. No. All right, so look, we're sharing our natural disaster stories. This is a safe place. And apparently we have a caller that wants to chime in and tell us that they were doing something, something.

Yeah. While the earthquake hit yesterday. A little fun during the earthquake. We have Wes from Moore Park, a live one. All right. West Hey What's going on West

Nothing much How's it going It's going good So yesterday What were you doing During the earthquake So yesterday afternoon You know

My spouse and I We had some time Some play time together And in the middle of that During the middle of that The Uh During the

During the middle of that to bed, decides to shake, right? Yeah. You thought it was you. And that's what I said. I say,

you know, I'm rocking your world right now. Right. Right. But for a second, I saw the lights moving and shaking, and I say, okay,

yes, it's an earthquake, you know, but it was, it wasn't actually scary at the time. I mean, we kind of made fun of it.

But it was a 5.1 in the Missouri County yesterday. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's close to you. Look, the question that's on everybody's mind, did you stop or did you keep going? Oh, you, that was a slight pause, but I kept going.

Let's go, Wes. You got to get it in. You got to get it in, Wes. Sunday morning, all right. Oh, my God. That is hilarious. Thanks, Wes. Yo, that's hilarious.

We have any more callers? Yeah, we have Leslie from England. on line three. Leslie. Hi, good morning. Good morning, Leslie. Tell us your natural disaster stories. It was my first time in Mexico last year.

California. I usually just kind of stay inside, but everyone's yelling for us to get out of the house because the house is made of brick. Oh. So everyone is running outside. I just kind of stay there. It lasted like three minutes.

And then we just kind of, my stepmom and I look at each other. We're like, oh, that was an earthquake. So you just kind of just went about our day And my dad came in running with his towel on. He's like, there was an earthquake. I'm like, yeah, we know we all helped it. Three minutes, though?

It was going on for three minutes? Yeah, we were really close by it. That sounds like my worst nightmare. And being, like, away from home because you don't live there. You were visiting, right? Yeah, it was my first time visiting. Wow. Oh, hell.

So everybody else was freaked. You said you weren't really freaked out? I wasn't really freaked out because earthquakes I felt before, but I completely forgot houses break. down there so easily. Yeah. So, scared of the fact that, like,

the house will, like, come in on us. Yeah. But we were just chilling. That's crazy. What? How big was the earthquake? It was, like, a 7.4. Jesus.

Oh, man. Wow. That's huge. For going on for three minutes, I would have. Oh, no. I think the drinks are kicking in. Wow. Three minutes of a 7.3 earthquake is crazy.

Wow. Well, that's crazy. Well, we're glad you survived and you didn't panic because you're, wow, okay. All right. That wouldn't be, that wouldn't be me. No, I'll be panicking. I'll be yelling. Jesus!

Mexican Jesus save me! That's crazy Mexican Jesus. Because we're in Mexico, you know? Yeah, I'll run and get the kids and run out. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I didn't wait. We got somebody else? Oh, man.

No, that's crazy. I just had to hear people's stories because I know, like, I used to date a girl from Dallas and she would tell me like the tornado stories. And they were frightening. Like I literally was on the phone with her one time during a tornado. And she told me she was like in the tub. I swear to God, she was in the tub, like laying down there. And like she lived with her sister and her sister's kids.

But they had gone somewhere else. They were gone at the moment. So it was just her by herself in an apartment. She said she was terrified. And I was terrified with her. I was on the phone. I'm like, what's the tornado? I'm like, I don't know what to do.

So you're supposed to lay in the tub? That's the solution? That's the solution. Yeah. Would it be on the second floor? She was. She was like on the third floor. I don't know.

It was, that was a, that was crazy. I'd never been in a tornado. I hope I had never. I feel like tornadoes are like one of the worst things because like you can't go anywhere. Like at least like flooding, you could swim, hop on a raft. Yeah. You know. Tornado might just tear your roof off.

Yeah. You just got to deal with it. Yeah. They have little like, um, basements. Basements. Yeah. That's the thing. There is, there is like you can go down in the basement.

I think that's the safest place to be. but yeah no it's it's crazy man