Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep.51
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This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill.
Where are you from, S?S.
Don't you know I'm local?
I don't do about my earlobes.
My eardrums.
Sorry, you guys.
Hold on.
That's our side.
Okay.
What is going on with the ducks in Bull Heights, you guys?
Oh, my God.
I know the pato's by there.
The sauce.
It's not too far.
Yeah.
But apparently in Hollenbach Park,
which has a beautiful little lake in it,
a lot of the ducks are turning up passed away.
They're alive, you guys.
It's been about dozens of ducks
that they've found outside of the lake,
and they're trying to figure out what is causing
all these duck deaths at Hollenbach Park,
and they're saying that it might be the food,
or it might be what people feed them,
it might be a contamination in the water,
but it also might be intentional,
because apparently they found one of them
with its throats.
slit.
Oh my
sure attention.
Ducks are harmless too.
They're so harmless and they're such a big
part of that park.
Yeah.
People go to enjoy the park
and feed the dugs
and have fun.
Calm people down.
I've heard like people go and
just like look at them and it's like
they you know they kind of float so
serenely it's like it's relaxing
than people.
Also ducks fly together.
That's a mighty duck reference.
I need to watch that.
there's a duck park
there's a duck park in the valley
yes
which one is it
Balboa park Balboa Lake
and I remember going
and it was just so cool
they were really nice ducks
I know some people have like problem with geese
oh yeah
oh yeah they're very
I'll be through with geese for sure
they're pretty
what animal you beefing with
but apparently someone
then you're right
like I've never seen like a duck be problematic
like that
but it's really sad that that's going on over there
They're investigating the council member De Leon was there and he was like, yeah, we're investigating what's going on.
It's just really sad and low-keyed to a lot of our people.
Like, but my thios are there like, yeah, I don't know what happened.
The duck is not here one day.
Yeah.
He died in my arms.
Oh, that's so sad.
They literally interviewed a guy and he said a duck died in his arms.
I was like, wait, did you do it?
True.
Also, how did he catch that duck?
No, he said that the duck was like suffering.
Oh, and then he picked it up.
He tried his best to do a little duck CPR and then did his story.
Oh, that's supposed to be taken up.
So someone is doing it on purpose.
Yeah.
Norman Bates.
I have a theory.
What is it?
Someone we know.
I don't want to say names, but I'm staring at him.
Is it rhyme with?
No.
White five?
But he also has a theory too.
What is it?
He thinks it's someone that Angie would say is
I'm not even going to say it.
Say what?
A homeless?
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
It could be so many different things.
Stop, that was sci-fi.
It would be so many different things, but it's just really sad to see because I've literally
never, a duck pond, a duck park, you're right, it makes you chill, you feed the ducks.
It was really sad because in the news, in the news report I saw, you smell a duck.
Yeah.
That's what we used to do in Downey growing up.
At wilderness park.
How?
At wilderness park.
duck and that's all the end of dead
in Holland Beck?
Do you call your fingers
ducks?
Hey man
I'm sorry
you're being
you guys are being very those
way too early
The sun isn't even out fools
The sun is not even out
True
But I have a lot of questions
About you and ducks now
Like how do you catch them
What do they smell like you sniffing
It's a news report that I was seen
Oh yeah sorry
There was a lady that was going to the park
And she had a little bread
To go feed the ducks right
and then they told her what was she's like what's out of this news camera happening
and they told her and she turned around and started crying she got her she got her bread
what is funny about that stephen oh my god that's a very lonely woman
i'll tell you that why are you criticizing her she has a heart i always went about
and honestly feeding those ducks it was a great core memory for me yes that's what i'm talking about
imagine you show up and they're laid out it's so sad i just can't
process somebody looking at a duck and like
oh I'm gonna get them. Yeah. It's like they don't
bother nobody. They don't. I just have
to stop this story because it's a serious
story and you guys don't take anything serious.
I'm going to take a serious whole time, teacher.
See?
I'm the way we have at you
with some of the titles. We're just not going to do
any hard-hitting news. That's why we don't do serious
stuff here because that is a very serious situation going
on. An investigation.
And here they go doing duct tails references.
I know. I know.
Marita.
Actually, I know who to blame Iceland.
That's another movie reference.
And he's only making up for Sala.
All right, you guys.
But Jada Kiss made me feel seen, you guys.
I'm not alone because Homeboy admitted that he ran out of clean underwear once.
Oh, my gosh.
And you're going to judge it for what he did.
I'm judging you.
So you'll put it on to Brasala next.
Brasala with Angie.
All right.
Thank you, Jada kiss.
I feel seen.
And I'm not judging you.
Okay.
Why?
Okay, so check this out.
Jada Kinsen, he was talking to David Ease, right?
And so he was asking him.
Dave East.
Dave East, yeah, sorry.
And David.
David East.
David East.
David East.
He still has the Ease in there.
Yeah, right.
You know who I'm talking about, right?
So Jada Kis was talking to Dave Ease.
And Jada Kis was telling him like, yeah, my worst show ever had to be like out in Europe, like early
90s or so.
And he's like, why, you know?
Like, it's you. It's you. It's you. It's Jada.
Because what do you mean you're going to have a bad show?
He's like, not fool.
Like, I was out in London to be more specific.
And I ran out of underwear.
So I had to hit up my homie, my homie that lived out in London and ask him for, like, if he can help me.
And so he went on and he told the whole story.
So I'm like, yo, nerve, I need some boxes.
I need some boxes for the show.
So he's like, yeah, man, there's no worry.
I got you.
Now we're looking.
There's nothing, though.
I had a pit.
Spino.
There wasn't even
Foxy Friegel.
Boy short
bikini
London Euro joints.
They was horrible,
though.
My worst show
ever in life.
He had a
performance.
Oh my God.
That's crazy.
I know.
It's like you're out in London
so I get it.
I get it.
Yeah, I've been to London.
Oh, you have.
And like the outlets
are different.
You know how we have the plug outlets
or sometimes we have three.
Yeah.
They're prongs on
out like on a on a on a what would it be like if we're playing in anything if i'm playing in my curling iron
oh okay my phone charger yeah their little prongs on the cubes is different for them it okay they're
they i don't know it just doesn't it feels very weird yeah what is this yeah you would need an
adapter oh but if you go and you're not like hip to their their lifestyle or the stuff that they
have it's you're gonna be lost and i'm sure him thinking boxers is a thing everywhere you find out
Real quick, that that's a U.S. thing.
You know, you find out real quick the bubble that you've lived in when you go somewhere else and you're like, they don't even live like this over here.
They use different chargers.
They use different undergarments, all of that.
Drive on the opposite side of the road.
That's the only thing I know.
Everything is smaller, like European styles.
They have no good sauces.
Really?
One thing about London is like supposedly Nandos is the best place there because Nandals is like a wing spot.
But they have what we would probably call barbecue sauce for them is like, oh, my God.
God, it's chilly.
It's spicy.
Barbecue sauce is spicy?
Yeah, it's like for them they don't really use
sauce in.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, yeah, get ready.
Get ready.
Get ready. But Jada kids learn his lesson.
Yeah, he's with the Chonis.
With the Chonis.
Dude, when I heard that, I'm like, fool, he probably left like rosado.
He probably had a rash.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure because it's like, how are you performing with speech?
Have you guys?
He didn't have the same movement on stage, I bet.
Probably not.
Since being a kid.
Since being a kid, Maximum Vick, have you guys worn like tidy whiteys or like something that would be speedo adjacent?
Yeah.
I haven't.
No, I haven't.
No, you don't know the feeling?
I live in this American bubble.
The tightest thing would probably be boxer briefs, no?
Briefs and that was after boxers.
So even before it was boxers, it was loose.
It was like wearing shorts.
Yeah.
And then when we transitioned the briefs, it got a little more.
And you want to bring out the Speedos?
So we can.
We have speedos for you guys, right?
Oh my God, you have Jose.
Yeah, I won 20s.
Chonies?
I was like in my early 20s.
I was in my early 20s.
I was in my aunt's house
and I ran out of underwear.
It just hit me right now. I just remembered.
And I had to wear my uncles whitey tighties.
Oh, your uncles?
Were they clean?
This isn't even the most embarrassing part.
Where they clean?
They were clean.
They were clean.
Your head holes.
No.
We went to the park and we were joking around.
I don't like messing with people.
And you sharded.
No.
I threw myself back on the swing and my pants, you know how you wear like baggy pants.
It got caught in the hook on the swing.
They fell off.
I fell off.
The pants went up and I fell down and I was in my freaking tronies.
Your tiny whitey.
I was in my uncle's tidy whitey's.
And a little kid passed by and he looked at what he said.
Looked at his tronies man.
Tidy-ydide
Reden
Oh, so embarrassing
over there
Dada-da-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-
It can't get more embarrassing
The most embarrassing
thing ever
Okay, but I have questions
Do you feel secure down there?
No, I felt so uncomfortable
Oh, okay, okay
Is that safe?
You feel too much fabric
Yeah
It's not enough wind
You guys need like a wind fabric
A little breeze
Yeah, a little breeze
I don't know
I don't know you guys
Because there's men that wear it.
They exist because guys wear it.
I swear my dad still wears him.
Yeah, my dad would be able.
I think my grandpa still wears it.
I promise it isn't weird at all.
And I didn't want to say it because it might become off weird.
But literally, I have a distinct picture of my dad when we're little.
Like me and my sister would try to stay up later, watch TV or whatever, and he would come and he'd be upset.
And all he would have on is his chonis, like him and his tony's.
And like, but I just see his picture just so.
mad at us for still being up
or still laughing or still giggling.
But like how you take a mess serious in Chonis?
With a shirt on? Exactly.
Winnie the pool? No, he has no shirt on. It's just the Chonis.
But it's like how I take you... Tadio's serious, bro.
It looks like wearing a diaper.
You're right.
Okay, but that was nice.
It's not something about Chonis like that.
You guys, because when...
Shout Jada Kis.
When Jada Kis was talking about that, I'm like, oh, I feel you focus of the same.
Like, when I ran out of clean underwear and bras or whatever,
I'll have to wear bathing suits
and I've done that in the past
So I feel like it's very common
It's like either you go comment
Or you go wear it.
Because I've worn like a baby suit bottom
Yeah
But it's more common for us
Because it kind of fits more
What we would look like anyway in underwear
True, true true true
True, true
Have you guys ever wore swim trunks instead of boxers?
Yes
That one, ding, ding, ding
Have you ever wore boxers instead of swim trunks?
No, no, no, no
I haven't.
Yeah, like going to the water
because you don't have a pool.
No, because I was always afraid.
Just.
Oh, like,
flying.
Yeah,
because the fly,
it has a fly.
No.
Yeah.
Oh,
wow.
I didn't think about any of that.
Yeah,
same.
No,
but I definitely wore
swim trunks.
Instead of boxes.
Yeah,
underneath, like,
my pants because I ran out of my water.
There was an era
where we wore basketball shorts,
like,
boxers,
basketball shorts,
and pants.
That was the same one right now
that it has that exact little fit on.
And even so much so that
our pants had to be a size up
because or else the basketball
shorts and the boxers under them
wouldn't fit. Oh my gosh. Wait, why did
you guys do that? I don't know. It was just
a era. When I thought it was like
you always got to be ready to play ball.
At any given moment, a game of
basketball can go down. You never know.
That's real.
Stay ready? Look, stay ready so you got
to get ready. Yeah. Wow.
Or they got a run.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know, you guys.
No, but anyways, but Jada, because he kept continuing, right?
And he's like, no, after that, after being so uncomfortable, I learned my lesson because
the first thing I do when I pack for a trip is I overpack.
I overpack underwear now.
What's it called?
And that happened in the 90s, right?
Yeah, I hope he's not just learning this right now.
Exactly.
Because you've toured for a long time.
For real.
Imagine him at that age with little spitos.
Yeah, that's be crazy.
I always think, like, yeah, I'll always overpack underwear because.
it's like this much fabric.
And you bring two extra ones or whatever,
it's like you're covered, you're good.
And that's something you make sure to overpack the underwear, right?
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Mine is to, I like triple check that I have
toothbrush and toothpaste.
And I know that the hotels sometimes have them ready,
but I remember I didn't have them one time
and I'm like, dude, my breath stinks.
Like I need to brush my teeth, I need to brush my teeth,
and I'm somewhere that I did.
I think I was in New York.
And I'm like, I don't know how to get anywhere from here.
like I'm screwed if the hotel doesn't have it.
Thankfully the hotel did, but now I'm like, no, you got to make sure that you have this.
What's something like you've left off of a suitcase and you like regret it later?
For girls, it's really easy.
Your two-faced.
Give me a great comment.
It happens to me with makeup.
With girls, we have so much stuff that we need to make sure we take.
Yeah.
Not just like the skin care, the skin care, the makeup, the hair stuff.
Like the makeup remover.
It's crazy.
All that stuff.
Yeah, you guys.
But I feel, I felt seen with cheating.
I forgot, like, suns string, all types of stuff.
You have?
Yeah.
It was a, I have a bag that's like all like the toilet trees, I guess.
And deodorant, two-faced, I forgot it.
Oh, deodorant?
Oh, that's rough.
Everything.
Lotion, you know, brown scouting lotion.
I'm like ashy.
I forgot everything.
I was so upset.
I was like, I can't leave this place.
I smell.
Do you forget your lotion today?
No.
You look pretty ashy.
You're just kidding.
All right, that's the first of us that I'm brought to you by your local Southern California Toyota dealers.
I'm Angie from Brownback Morning.
I'm Power 106.
You guys, but I do have to ask.
I do have to ask because Jada Kids cannot be alone.
We cannot be alone.
Like what is something that you've forgotten to pack on a trip or you ran out of during a trip?
Let us know.
Being in the sunshine, we will not see it today.
Really?
Yeah, it's okay.
They're not going to dissipate?
No, clouds are not going to dissipate.
It's going to be foggy today.
and tomorrow, but enjoy it.
Enjoy it, you guys, because the offshore flow is off flowing.
And come towards the end of the week and the weekend, we're going to be really hot.
So enjoy this little, like, mini fall preview.
Yeah.
And because towards the end of the week, it's going to be hot.
Yeah.
Right now the clouds are hating later.
They will be dissipating.
Yeah.
I am Letty Kriski, and that was your weather.
Whoa.
Okay.
Andrew was talking about Enzumrasala how Jada, shout out Jada Kurt.
Uh huh
I wish
Can you do it?
No
No
No
No
No you sound like
Try it
Try it
Try it
I know
I can't do
Yeah
I can do it
You can do it
Irene
No I can't
You do
Maximo
Try it
Uh huh
I can't
Oh
I can't
Oh
He's not like
The Ducks
after dying
in Bull Heights
Aw
All right
Jada kiss
Talked about
How that
one time
He was
He was out in these
streets
On tour in the 90s
and he forgot like...
Out of London.
He forgot how, like, his tronies.
So he had to wear speedos.
Speedos and people like that.
And we started talking about stuff that we've forgotten in our luggage
or stuff that we make sure we take because stuff has gone wrong.
Yeah.
What happens?
Who are we going to, Irene?
We're going to Sam from Riverside online.
Good morning, Sam.
Sam.
Hey, what's happening?
What's up to right now?
Working all night.
Oh, you're living on shift.
Oh, it's okay.
If you want to do your stretch your morning.
Morning yonanin.
Okay, talk to us, though.
What's something that you make sure not to leave behind when you're packing luggage or that you've forgotten?
You got to remember the cell phone cable.
Because if not, they'll beat you over their head at 7-11, like 20 bucks.
That's real.
All the two-respots?
Don't go to Vegas without a cell phone charger.
20 bucks for a cord that's going to work for three weeks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
True.
Yeah.
True.
I didn't think about that one.
That's a good one.
Yeah.
And then like it'll be that one friend that brought it their own so everyone's fighting for it.
Oh.
Like how what's your better percentage?
Three.
Well, mine's that one.
Oh, yeah.
Or how your friends will steal your chargers during the trip.
Has that ever happened to you guys?
No.
No.
I have a good friend.
I am friends my friend.
Like I don't feel like it was intentional, but you're just like I came with two chargers and now I'm leaving with one.
When then.
Oh, it happens?
Oh, it's happened.
a lot to you?
Absolutely.
It's because when big travels,
it's jam and like 40 other dudes
in the house.
That didn't bring their chargers.
Yeah.
It's like, I have to be the dad.
Yeah, I feel you.
Yeah.
So I remember going to Vegas
and I didn't have my charges
and they had like a little
set up in the bar,
you know where they had like the snacks
and all that.
And then they have like the,
like if you forgot it to wrap it up.
Yeah.
And no.
Yeah, well, it's stuff.
Tell me.
Angelica.
I love putting you guys in places like situations like that.
But go ahead.
Situations.
So they have a little charger, like a little box of just the different charges, right?
And it costs so much money.
It's expensive.
It's expensive.
But I had to, but you need it.
Yeah.
You're in the bind.
They know they're doing.
Yeah.
They know what they're doing.
Also, I'm hoping.
Let's try to do it.
That's the fool's on wild.
Yeah.
Yeah, you said like, most gonna want to.
I didn't mean to.
You take your chargers, your Chonys.
Your Chonys, for real.
Chonies, the one thing, the other.
The order is big.
Your toothpaste and toothbrush.
And then some people don't know that you can ask the downstairs for, if you forget.
I think they might only have toothbrushes sometimes.
Oh, you would still have to work on a toothpaste.
I didn't know that until like maybe a couple of months ago that you can actually get.
Actually, shut out Disney, Disneyland, because I forgot my toothbrush.
It happened to.
They came through.
Are you like my Aworita that on purpose doesn't take stuff
because you didn't take it from the hotel?
The presentation, they came, they knocked.
It was a beautiful bag.
I was like, yo.
That's the toilet.
Wow.
The bag was like hard.
It wasn't even cheap.
I was like, shut up.
So they gave you all that and then you still stole a robe.
That's messed up.
Wow.
We want to go back to Disney, you guys.
I did not see the robe, I promise.
I know, I'm just kidding.
Yeah, I got to play this for it.
Like, just a little bit.
Word on Rosecrans.
Word on Rosecrans.
Schoolboy Q calls Kendrick Lamar his sensei and says he will never be better than him.
All right?
So look, it's rare to have rappers openly show love to each other these days.
But schoolboy has no problem giving Kendrick his flowers.
In a recent interview with the homie T. Rella back on fig, Q had this to say about Kendrick.
That's my sensei.
I'll never be better to him.
I'll never be better to him.
I'll never be a better father.
I'll never be a better man.
No, you can't say that.
No, listen to me
You have to understand who the
Sense is and you have to respect it
What he did for me
Made me the father I am
I get that year
He made me who I am
Like I would never be better than you
It's dope to hear that they're like still
Just as close as ever
And they still have that relationship
Because you know with TD like falling out
Like Kendrick were you know
Leaving the label and stuff like that
Now it's like okay
He said like
I think they're always gonna have love with
For each other
No matter what happens with the industry or the business side,
they're always going to love each other.
Because they've been through what no one else can experience through TDE.
Like what they've, when they started up, even like what Top Dog's initial studio was like,
what Black Hippie was like, the touring, everything, all of that.
No one can experience it like they did.
So there's never, that bond is forever.
Yeah.
So it was dope to just hear that like he still has so much love and respect for him.
Of course, as he should.
Even all the stuff he said like, you know, he's like,
like he's a genius he's like I'm a really good rapper he's like him up here I'm just like wow it's
like it's rare to people like to put their ego to the side and just like fully embrace their
brothers you know what I'm saying so I thought that was that was hell of dope wanting to share
but also crazy of school it was like I'm better rapping I'm better to me it was like the
whole like he makes me a better father yeah yeah it just lets you know like what role Kendrick plays
and how he is as like a family man and I feel like
Aside from the music, like being a family man and someone expressing that that person, like, influences you to be a better father, it's huge.
And Q was a dad before Kendrick was a dad.
Q had a kid, like, since I've known him, he's had his daughter.
And he's just saying, like, even though I was a father first, the stuff that he showed me to be a better man makes me a better father.
You know, I was a teen mom, right?
But my sister's such a good mom.
I'm like, bro, like, you have, like, you carry things for the kids at Target.
Like, you have a little bag with your little hand sanitizer, snacks, all of that.
I don't.
They just roll up with me.
We go into the little Target cart and that's what we do to do.
And I'm like, you just know, like, someone just has it or the way that they are.
I'm like, oh, I got a little tips from you.
Yeah.
No, absolutely.
Yeah, shout out to the guys.
All right, look, Nike's Mamba brand is partnering with six colleges.
this NCAA basketball season.
These six colleges will be known as Mamba programs,
and they are the University of Connecticut,
USC, LSU, University to Kentucky, Oregon, Duke University,
will partner with the Mamba and Mambacita Sports Foundation this NCAA season.
So that means that they're going to be wearing player exclusive sneakers,
apparel, and that the teams could eventually have the signature Nike Kobe Sheath logo
on their jerseys as well.
That's cool.
That's cool B.
Yeah.
How do they choose?
What colleges are they?
Well, USC for sure, because Natalia goes there.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And these are really like the best programs, really for basketball.
So it's like, wow, they gave them like Duke University.
Great.
Yukon for women's is like the best one overall.
Oh, okay.
That's where Gigi wanted to go, right?
So, and then LSU, they're killing it.
They just won a national championship as well.
And Kentucky also is an institution.
And Oregon has like the flyest jerseys.
And I'm sure like,
the players are like, yes, we don't have to try to hit on the sneakers out.
Yeah.
Yeah, because they're going to get them.
They're going to get the Mamba gear.
Yeah, no.
It's super dope.
And then on Instagram, Vanessa Bryant said,
we're grateful for the amazing support of these prestigious universities to further the
legacies of Kobe and Gigi.
So excited to see their players wearing Kobe and Gigi's Nike shoes this upcoming season.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's so cool.
Natalia, when she threw out the first pitch, she was wearing some Kobe's and they were
like Dodger blue color.
I was like, they get like the special one of one.
And I was like, oh, my God, that's super cool.
Yeah, like, oh.
People are trying to paint their white ones as we speak.
With the blue color.
I like it.
Yeah, I just thought that was super dope.
I'm like, wow.
The best college is partnered with the Mamba.
And now they're Mamba school.
Yeah, I'm not going to get into any of them.
And it's really cool how Vanessa Bryant is just like,
I feel like, I mean, it took a little while,
but she's starting to push so much on the Mamba thing.
Like the Mamba Academy.
Yeah.
And I'm sure these are all.
things in the works.
But like to see everything starting to come out.
And like, it is so beautiful for Kobe, for Gigi for the whole legacy.
Yeah, absolutely.
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All right.
Did you guys ever not show up for Picture Day?
Yeah.
What was the reason?
It was an accident.
I forgot.
You forgot that it was
Picture Day?
Imagine you don't show up
for Picture Day
and then they just
replace you with someone
that looks like you.
That's what happened
with Angels
star
Otani.
It's Shohei Othani.
He's incredible
on the field
but he also has an injury
right?
He has an injury
that he's nursing
and trying to heal from
meanwhile the angels
they had their own little
team photo
and they replaced him
with a lookalike
or tried to
so that at least
it's kind of
can be like, hey, we can send this out
and people will think, because people are big fans
of Otani. It's kind of like reviving
the angels for, and then he got
hurt. Which is the angel's
curse. Poor guy. But
that's funny to me.
Yeah, so Shohei is Japanese,
right? And then the player they
replace him with is like some random white dude.
Are you kidding? I swear to
that. So it looks nothing like him.
The thing is they needed someone to be
like a placeholder. So what they're trying to
do is they're going to Photoshop him in.
They're going to get, they might get you up, Angie, for your graphic skills.
Yeah.
I was thinking of my Photoshop skills.
So it's like they, but they need that little place, right?
So he wore his jersey and everything.
It's just like some random white dude.
Angels manager of Phil Nevin was like,
Shohai will be in the photo when you see it, okay?
Don't worry about it.
That franchise is such a mess.
Yeah.
They're going through it.
Yeah, okay.
Honestly, like, I know that they didn't want to admit it,
but I don't think, I think Shohay went like,
didn't go out of like spite
because he's going to leave
after this season.
They're not going to playoffs.
He got hurt.
Literally the worst outcome
that he could have imagined
happened this season.
So why is he going to take a photo?
He doesn't want to.
He skipped it on purpose.
Oh.
Have you ever skipped your day on purpose?
No.
James.
I moved schools.
So I went to Hoover High in Glendale
and then I went to Silmar High
in Silmar.
And I didn't take my senior photos
clearly for Hoover.
It was like my senior year
that I switched over.
So I'm in the yearbook
like missed photo day
or whatever
in the seniors.
So I'm in two yearbooks
and I'm like super cool.
We didn't graduate
either high school
but you're there.
We're having two yearbooks
with my senior photos.
Super cool.
I bet both of those
high school's wish
that you did now.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah.
They wish it didn't get
pregnant.
You're in the 11th.
They wish.
I loved it.
Yeah.
You never missed?
You know what? I missed all the Halloween photos. I photoshop myself in it.
Halloween photos.
Oh, yeah. No. You never had that little costume parade?
Oh, my God. I have a photo. I love the costume parade.
Thanks.
You never had you? No.
What? No, we didn't have it.
OC had to have it.
If L-U-S-C had it.
Now they do, my brother had it. But when I was in school, we didn't have it.
But even elementary school, so you go and then you just walk around in a little line and everybody looks like.
Unless I didn't go to school that day, but I never saw it.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Oh, your mom is like Maximil's.
mom? Oh yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, it's like
celebrating the devil's birthday.
Oh, wow.
Maximo, they would
have like the costume parade in
Yeah. Now I photoshop
myself in it. Oh, damn.
So you would, so your mom would
find out and be like, you're not going to school on a
day. No, it was the same day every year. No, they would
go. They'd just stay in the class coloring apples
instead of. No, I wouldn't go. I wouldn't go at all.
You wouldn't go at all? No, no. I stay home.
Dang.
So you're paying kids that if you're going to the same thing.
I know it's a thing. It's a thing.
Because as a kid you want to partake in everything.
Is that why you hate parties now and planning and stuff?
No.
No.
Parties.
I don't like, I like attending.
You like attending.
Yeah.
All right, that's cool.
Yeah.
That you suck.
Yeah, I missed school.
And then it sucks because the school picture.
And it sucks because then you have to get taken out of class.
And it's any given day.
It's like, make a photo.
Right now, 10 minutes in the lunch room.
And you're like, I didn't come prepared.
I'm going to blame your parents because they give out, they give out notices.
They do.
Like, hey, next week at this time.
They weren't involved like that.
They're working.
Yeah.
So, you thought it was like, oh.
My parents are 22, okay?
They're 22.
You expect them to read the papers at home?
I have so many picture day memories that are coming to my brain.
I remember one time in sixth grade.
Me and the girls are like, ooh, makeup.
Like one of us got a lipstick, right?
I don't know.
One of us found in the lipstick.
So all of them, you could tell like the,
the friend group because in the photos we all had our
lipstick on and we all got in trouble
by our parents like why are you making
where did you get this? Yes but we all
and it was like a burgundy lipstick
because it was like the 90s right?
We're like look at us
super cute
spice girls
spice up your life and then I also
when you brought up the Halloween stuff
so I dressed up as Jasmine one year
and they sit you down and you're like
sitting down and they have all the classes
and someone goes around and takes a picture
for some reason when the picture was taken,
I turned around to look at my...
And I'm always in the front because I'm small.
Yeah.
So you just see the back of my head,
my little Jasmine thing that I had my little headband.
Yeah.
But I don't see my face.
And I've told you guys,
I don't have a lot of kid pictures of me.
I'm like, dang, I wish I could have seen
how I looked as Jasmine.
Yeah, whatever.
Those are my school pictures.
You guys know how school picture stories?
Not like that.
Oh, I love school pictures.
I have this picture from second grade
that I made the stupidest face ever.
Yeah, which one?
It's just, I don't know.
Which one of yours?
Like, I didn't smile and I just like, I don't know.
I don't know how to discover it.
You have to show us.
You didn't smile.
We have to post our stupid pictures from school.
Oh, my.
I got to find it.
Because kids got to know they're not alone.
So I made a face like this.
Like, just creepy.
Like, you look kind of stupid.
Yeah.
You live here on a sitcom and they're trying to you and say your name.
Like that.
I don't know why I did it.
I guess I didn't want to smile because like my teeth were like falling out and stuff.
So like I just made like a funny face.
face, yeah.
And that, like, I could have swore I got rid of all the pictures.
But every couple of years, I stumbled across a new one.
I'm like, I thought I got rid of this.
Literally, I must have had a pack of 48.
Because I'll get where I was turned around and you get your face.
That one?
It's somewhere.
This just reminded me of some hilarious.
Tell me, tell me.
And by the way, if you have school picture stories, I want to hear 818-5-2059.
One of my hobbies, he went out with this girl.
And I don't know why he was like so.
ashamed of himself that
one time I gave him a yearbook
to sign and he ripped the whole page
up. Why? Maxio? I was so
pissed. Why did he do that? Why'd you
rent my yearbook? He didn't want evidence.
I was like, bro, they made like a thousand copies.
Like, there's no way.
That he was dating the girl? A picture of them
was in the yearbook. Yeah. Okay, he didn't say that.
I was like, just randomly, he was
ripping out the papers.
He was still ashamed of dating her.
It was pretty funny.
That was not good. Wow.
That is sad.
That's messed up.
Why would be ashamed?
Stop it.
I'm just kidding.
Wait, I wonder know why.
Yeah, I want to know why.
Me too.
Why?
Everybody's popular or what?
She's so popular.
I want to know your school picture stories.
Just tell me because it's fun.
All right, it's 5106.
LA's number one for hip-hop.
Good morning.
We'll be foggy all day today.
Yay.
Yay.
Oh, man.
It's sunny in my heart for you.
I like it.
Oh, you're so cute.
This is my sunshine.
You, me, me.
Harry.
You and the clouds.
I don't know if that's a lot of compliments.
Okay, check this out.
We were talking about Otani, who's an angel's player.
He got left out of, or he didn't show up, or something happened.
He wasn't at the teen picture, and so they replaced him with like a little stand-in,
and then they're going to Photoshop him in, which is hilarious.
So it got us to thinking about, like, our school photos and stuff like that and, like, what has been going on.
And we got Gabby on the line.
Gabby, good morning.
Whoa, Gabby, why are you bursting?
I'm sorry.
Oh, my God.
Talk to us.
So, Kyle, for a senior year, you go and you pay if you have the money.
You pay for the professional where they hook you up.
Yep.
And like, they did that for me, but I said, I'm going to do my own makeup.
That was not for business.
Oh, what did you do?
2006, but
I was dating
a gangster, so I had
the little
the little barely there
eyebrows.
Daddy I'm in love
with the bag
I'm in a shirt
she's a shirt
she's a shirt beard
and sharpie so you
had like the very thin
God couldn't even help me
and I thought I looked good girl
I made copies and I distributed those.
Oh, you know.
I educated them in the back, like those ones from that 50 pack that Vic was talking to.
Yeah.
This is for you, my BSFN.
You're saying you're a little bit.
Yeah, you're the realest, Hannah.
I love me.
Do you see that photo now and you're like, what was I thinking?
Yeah.
I don't even look at it, girl.
It's just a way.
in the deepest corners of my closet.
Oh, and your memory.
With all the stones.
With all the stones.
Oh, all the crystals.
Hey, what was the Cholos name?
Well, come on, Georgie.
Georgie.
Hey, you look super fun for you.
I'm looking for a new one.
This is what you're doing tonight.
Let's go watch the Equalizer.
Oh, my gosh.
Gabby.
Forget homie helpline.
Let's do.
the homie hookup.
Oh, love.
All right. Gabby, you want to take your
New Gold-Wize equalizer?
Hold on. I'm down to do it
on one condition.
What? Your eyebrows grew back or not?
I'll show you.
All natural. No more makeup.
Yay!
Let's go!
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help?
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for.
The homie help line.
The homie Christian need some
help.
Christian sent us a DM and said,
Brown Bag, let me tell you my situation.
In a nutshell, I'm ready to propose
to my girl, but no one else in my
life thinks I should. Damn.
We've been together for six months
and my homies, my mom,
and my sisters tell me it's
all too soon. And me.
And Angie? And letty.
I don't know, yeah. I don't know. Yeah.
I got pregnant like a month after.
All right. I can't be mad.
Hold on. He says,
She's just so fine, though, brown bag.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
Said, and she cooks and she makes me laugh.
All right.
My mom wants me to wait a year because I'm 25,
but I think everyone's just hating because my girl's hot and she's 32.
Oh.
Oh, she's ready to sail down then.
Yeah, I'm younger, but I know what I want,
and I want Dreia as my wife.
Ooh, Dreia.
Is the Drea your friend?
That's dear Dreyer.
Oh, my best.
Oh, my best.
Wow.
I get put babies on your other best friend.
I'm not.
That's like the boyfriend thing.
What's his name again?
I'm not.
I'm not starting drama.
Stop it.
I'll invite you,
my story.
Oh, wait, let me finish.
Let's finish our story.
Let's finish our story.
Okay, she said,
I legit have never felt like this for anyone.
My biggest issue is my mom said she won't go to my wedding if I do decide to propose.
She says she doesn't hate Dreya but just doesn't want me to rush this marriage because marriage is sacred.
Wow.
What should I do?
Can't imagine.
not having her there.
Like not having the mom there?
Yeah.
And also,
Drey's booty probably.
Jesus.
This guy is in a rush.
I want to know, like, from a guy's perspective,
the fact that she's hot,
she can make you laugh and she cooks,
would you,
would you, like...
I mean, yeah, but like, what's the rush?
Like, what is, like, slow your roll,
turbo?
Shut up.
You're you.
You are big.
Yeah.
You found the love of your life this weekend.
Yeah.
And you just dance with her one time.
Yeah.
Okay, so that's the rush.
Okay, but I'm not going to rush.
I think the guys think with their everything.
Yeah.
Right? Except the thing they're supposed to think with their brain.
Yeah.
And they're like, she's fine.
She can cook and she cleans.
Yeah.
And she makes me laugh.
What's wrong with her?
You have to find what's wrong with her.
And you have to figure out if you're okay with what's wrong with her.
Holy tripping.
But he's just in love.
He's in love.
He's young.
Yeah.
He's 25.
They're in the honeymoon stage.
That's what it is.
You know what it is.
And she's older.
She's a little older.
She knows how to do that, whatever that thing is.
That macaroni.
Is that a recipe?
They say that again.
The macaroni.
What do you mean?
Macombie and cheese.
Can you?
What about?
Yeah.
Can you explain?
She's taking care of him.
We're trying to figure out.
Maximo's trying to say.
He's looking at you.
Maximo's trying to say that she sounds like Spongebob when he's walking.
His feet.
That makes it even worse.
She knows that's on the cook.
She treats him well.
Like, yeah, man, he thinks she's a keeper.
He's too young, but we got to help him.
Yeah, because also when you know you know there's all that stuff.
Yeah.
Like, and you can't tell someone that they're too young when they're young.
Oh, yeah.
Because to them, it's like, no, I'm a fan.
Right.
Yeah.
Keep grown little man.
Yeah.
The more you tell him, the more he's going to feel.
Yeah.
Now you're doing, to spite you.
Like, I'm not young.
I know what I want.
You're just mad because you're old and you don't know what you want.
Don't tell me what you do.
Yeah, that's pretty much it.
I think everyone is just looking out for him because it's like,
everyone's definitely looking out.
We've all, you know, thought that we've fallen in love, you know, six times a year.
You know what I'm saying?
Big for yourself.
Oh, that's just me.
Okay.
Well, but I've learned, if I've learned anything from that is that feelings fade and the honeymoon stage is a real thing.
Oh, very real.
So, like, they're just looking out.
Don't make decisions in the honeymoon stage, right?
Yeah.
He's trying to make permanent decisions.
And how long would you think the honeymoon stage lasts?
I feel like it can last like up to a year.
But then it's like also it's just depending on how frequent they see each other, how much time they spend around each other.
They go on trips together.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like all those things are like varying because you get to know somebody the more you like if you go on a trip with them, boom, you instantly know them way better than you did before.
Like you see all their bad habits.
Exactly.
You smell their bad breath, all that stuff.
Exactly.
Or good breath or good habits, you know.
But yeah.
No, they definitely.
I don't know, he's just in such a rush.
Yeah.
I just, I don't understand.
Yeah, and this is a rush in.
This is a great movie.
That is a great movie.
With someone high hike.
And they ended up not working out and then working out in their favorite.
With Matthew McConaug.
Yeah.
Don't say anything else.
Don't say his name.
Don't say his name.
She says it.
And words come out that shouldn't come out.
I'm a someone that rushed.
So I can't judge.
Oh.
I didn't even think about that.
I can't judge.
Didn't even think about that.
One, I was a team mom.
Okay.
Second.
It's okay.
It was three months after we got together that we had Horito.
Yeah.
And then he proposed on like April 1st, and I thought it was April Day.
Oh, yeah, that's horrible.
And then we got married April 21st.
Everything was fast.
Wow.
He needed papers.
Yeah.
It was Trump's an office, you know.
It was scary.
Different times.
Well, now that you mentioned it, I totally forgot that with my son's mom, we rushed it.
We rushed it.
We knew each other for like three, four months.
Yeah.
And then she got pregnant and then we stayed together.
And what is more?
And I know if it's like, Dan, but marriage is different than baby.
I feel like babies is more serious.
Serious. That's permanent for show.
And sacred.
Then marriage.
You know what?
Do it.
Christian, no.
He doesn't have kids yet.
He needs to relax.
He needs to relax.
Hold off on the marriage.
Have a kid first.
See how you like it.
That's exactly what I would be.
Yeah.
Hold on.
You don't have you.
Even had kids with her.
How you know he liked her?
As the minister.
No, it's true.
Let me talk to you.
California marriages.
Yes, okay, yeah, you have perspective on this.
Maximus just been with his girl for 5,000 years.
Yeah.
5,000 and one.
Won't commit.
Well, you don't have a kid here.
Don't do it.
All right?
What?
Wow.
That's it.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Don't do any of it.
Can we end this segment or can we take some of this?
Look, let us know what your advice is.
Or if you felt like, wow, she's the one, he's the one.
Let's get married.
and your family has not been okay with it okay tell us about that situation before we go into homie
helpline yes to all my parents that are out there and all my non-perbs I just found out with the macaroni
reference same is perves pervert maximo not mean care to explain yeah marcus sent me this meme on
i don't care that means you have purr groups and then you doubled up the perv and you talked and you
ruined sponge bob yeah you guys want to hear it no no no
I kind of do.
SpongeBob walking
is what they said is the reason.
All right, that's no.
He's just Sponging Bob walking too.
He's just walking.
I'm sorry, parents.
As a parent myself.
SpongeBob has squeaky little shoes.
Yeah.
That has a pair of myself.
I'm kidding.
You need a homie or need some help?
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for.
The homie help line.
Christian needs our help.
All right.
His girl is got him trying to rush into marriage.
Yeah, because she's so fine and she cooks so good.
She's all his.
She makes him laugh.
And she makes him laugh.
And she's 32.
He's 25.
So he knows what he wants, okay?
Yeah.
He's, I know what I want.
They've only been together six months.
And everyone in his family is telling him it's too soon.
It's too soon.
You're doing way too much.
right now, just relax.
And he's like, no, I need to hurry this up, but I want my mom to be there.
I want my family to support me.
Because now they've ultimatum to him.
Yeah.
Yeah, true.
Mama said, if you get married to her, I'm not going.
And I like her.
I don't have anything against her, but I'm not going to go.
Yeah.
And so he's like, dang.
He's like, she's cool, but just chill out.
Yeah.
You gotta give another second chance.
We have advice on the line, right, Irene?
Yeah.
We have Kevin from Whittier on line one.
Kevin.
Kevin.
Hey, how's it going, guys?
What up, Kev?
How are you?
I'm doing great, great.
All right.
What would you tell this for Christian?
I agree with the family.
I would say that, you know, he shouldn't rush,
that, you know, he should just take his time on it.
And if he truly, really loves this girl and, you know, wants to be with the rest of his life,
then I say he should move in with her because, you know, you obviously don't know somebody.
I'm saying you're moving in with them, yeah.
Yeah.
What if we're looking at it all wrong?
What if he knows she'd leave him?
He's like, dude, she has everything.
I got a trap, I got to lock her down.
Oh, I see.
Like, before all of that goes that, like, before she gets out of the honeymoon stage.
Oh, before she wakes up.
He's doing a lot of what she does for him.
What do you do for her?
Yeah.
Do you make her laugh?
Yeah.
He probably thinks he's like, dude, I can't mess this up.
I'm holding on by a thread here.
Gotta give her a ring.
I got a girl that likes her.
me. Yeah. Is she a cook?
She's funny.
Don't want to mess us up. He's the loser.
Yeah. We're saying like,
what would, like, Spark came to
even want to get married
to her crazy? Besides the macaroni
she makes.
We'll ask you going, Tyrene. We have Annette
from L.A. on line 6.
All right, Annette. Good morning, Annette.
Annette.
Good morning. How are you, baby
girl? Good.
All right, Annette, talk to us. What would you tell,
Christian?
I think he should take a slow, too,
because I came across something recently called love bombing, which they say that.
And it's like, which we're talking about the honeymoon stage.
Yep.
Somebody love bomb you, they're not emotionally stable.
And they try to like force you into thinking, yeah, I'm in love.
They love me.
They're doing all this for me because they want to like rush things.
And I feel like that's a person who has a red flag who's emotionally not stable and not ready.
Yeah.
Wait, so who do you think is love bombing?
Him or her?
I think her.
She don't really cook.
She don't really cook.
That was the journo.
I don't know.
I don't know who else is old like me, but in Mrs. Delfire, how you see Mrs. Delfire?
Yeah.
She says that she's cooking them food, but she's really ordering from, like, a restaurant.
And she just put plates it.
Why she does that?
Like, wow, my girl cooks got baked.
Oh, my God.
Her chicken tastes just like the colonels.
Yeah.
Original recipe.
Love bombing is a real thing
guys and girls do it.
It's like a common
manipulator tactic
to get you to fall in love with them
and then once you're like
all sucked in
then they start being
really bad.
Mean to you
degrading you or being very
like it can get very scary.
I've never heard of that from.
You've never heard of love love love
It's a common tactic
I don't know maybe because I've been in therapy
and I've been a victim of it so
well there's a
thanks a lot.
Tracting.
We have Maribel.
Not currently, by the way.
No, no, no.
I'm not blinking if I need help over here.
I'm like, you have something in my eye.
We have Maribel from Riverside on Line 5.
Maribel.
Hi.
What's up, Maribel?
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you guys?
Amazing.
All right, talk to us.
What would you tell, Christian?
I would suggest just wait it out.
simply because I was in a similar situation.
I did get engaged pretty early on,
and we ended up having kids prior to even thinking about the whole marriage thing.
And yeah, I ended up walking out before.
Did you leave at the altar?
No.
No.
We just, it was just after our two kids, I was pretty much.
just done with him and I ended up just saying I can't do this anymore.
Oh.
But hey, you're crying.
You didn't lock yourself in.
I know you have the children and I know you're being a great mom and I know that can
be very difficult in itself, but you didn't do the marriage thing and I think that might
have been like a saving grace for you too.
Like at least I didn't go that deep.
I know kids is deep.
Yeah, for sure.
But even marriage and the paperwork and how people can get you in court with that, I know
that that is crazy too.
Do you feel like once you got to know him, like, was it after a couple years that you got to know the real him, do you feel like? And that's why, you know, time tells all, like they say.
Yeah, it had to definitely do with that. He was just very different once, like, not necessarily bad mode hit on, but we were pretty much married, married without the certificate type of thing.
Yeah, like Maximo.
Yeah. No, but it got real. I know from the way you're talking is exactly how it was with.
the other phone call so I'm not even going to probably like that
I know you've been through some stuff and you saw it through but thankfully you're out of that
yeah for sure
look what we did why are we doing this on this Wednesday she's happy
she's happy now she's better do you found she laughed she's healing
yeah healing stage that's her it's funny uh what and then people always change and
see that's where it gets tricky with just even relationships yeah because even when
people say get if you get married after 10 years you're gonna break up right away like
There's the people that have stayed together forever that as soon as they get engaged, it's over, right?
So that's how I'm lucky scared of Marks moving getting married.
I am married.
And then there's the ones that are too soon.
Like, what is literally the good space of getting married?
And people literally say, like, people change after marriage.
And people change after kids.
Yeah.
You know, the person that you met that was like your one-on-one time and when you, like, that's a different person than now that you guys have a responsibility like a child.
No time for date night.
And so there's really no way to tell it.
Yeah.
We're all high risk, high rewarding it, you guys.
You're right.
Just depends if you want to take that gamble.
All right, Irene, who we got?
Do we have anyone that's like, hey, go four, full?
Because I just know that you go.
He needs to hear that.
He needs to hear that.
We have Corey from Long Beach Online, too.
All right, Corey.
Corey.
Hey, guys, how's it going?
What's up, Corey?
How's it going with you, bro?
How's it going?
Yeah, I think the homie should.
I think he should because I'm 26 and my fiance is, she's 37, about to turn 38.
Hey!
We get married in November.
Hey!
Oh, that's so awesome.
Congratulations.
All right.
Corey, talk to me
because I'm sure you got the,
you're too young,
she's a little bit older,
you got away.
I'm sure you got that stuff too.
Not so much,
because ever since I've been young,
I've always been into older women.
Okay.
Because, like, I mean,
in my point of view,
it could be 50-50,
because from, like, his point of view,
I mean, from the parents' point of view,
I could see as, like,
he's too young and they think he don't know what he want
but from his point of view it could be
by at his age he dealt with so many young girls that he finally found the
older woman that respects him and he can deal with
and he just fell in love yeah and he wants that he doesn't want to wait for the younger
girls to get older he found a real woman yeah he wanted
one woman finally found a real woman all right Corey
what was it about you and and your fiance tell me about like your guy's
relationship how soon
were you dating her that you knew
like I gotta make her mind
forever?
Like the first day
I went to choose a real estate agent
so I went to go see some homes
with one of my buddies
because I'm from Louisiana
and the first day I saw her
I was like nah that's mine
and I eventually got her phone number
and we started talking
and then we started dating like two weeks later
and within like the first
three or four months
I left Louisiana mood out here
and started living with her.
Wow.
That's a great real estate agent
She got you in a home in four months
Yeah
Cannot profit too
How did you propose?
I actually propose in Vegas
At the top of the world
Wow
You are great, Corey
More younger guys
I heard younger guys don't have this in them
But look at you
He's a southern gentleman
Oh
It's us L.A. guys that suck
Oh my gosh
I hope that you're doing a master
class out here
teaching gentlemen
but you knew
what you wanted
you locked her down
you took her to Vegas
and now you guys
are about to get married
in November
yes ma'am
All right
Christian
there's your guy
yeah
hang out with Corey
yeah
Corey says to do it
that's what he wants
Christian doesn't want us
to say
oh like tell me to wait
everyone in his life
has told him
and he's still reaching out
and he's still reaching out
for help
that means he wants
someone to tell him
like he's on the right
And you know it's so funny
I saw this meme and I think I sent it in the chat
that it was like no matter how hard life
is I'll never call a radio station to ask
for advice.
It is that hard.
Shot at us. Yeah, I think so.
This is that bad for him that no one is telling him
to do it so much.
One positive feedback. Yeah, that he's, yes.
But we found it. We found it.
We found it. We got you.
His name is Corey.
Simp or Pimp.
Zip.
Sim.
Let it go, that was sci-fi, that was sci-fi, that was sci-fi, that was sci-fi, that was sci-fi. Let it go mute.
Aw.
We haven't done this in a while because I don't know if you've noticed, but I've taken over the boards.
Hold on the box. She's texting me.
And sci-fi supervises.
Yeah, sci-fi-su.
But can I sing it? Can I sing it?
It was you.
It wasn't me.
What?
It wasn't me. I was talking to the crew, so when I'm talking to the crew, it's your job to be on the boards, right?
and then you didn't know what we're going into.
Fight, fight, fight!
Fight on there!
Just like up here! Just like up here!
Sci-fi, the quicker picker at Rupper! Ruppers!
Sci-fi!
It doesn't hit the same one, it's Leti.
Please don't go to Pico!
All right, let's do it again.
Sim!
Or PIMP!
Sam!
Sam!
Khamini!
Who is it?
Superstar, soccer player, Leonel, Messey.
Hold on.
You're nominating him?
Wait.
For what he did?
For just tapping down?
Payback?
Yeah.
Did Rich send you?
So, Messi recently revealed that he has never touched another woman in his life, aside
from his wife.
Wow.
He actually met his wife, Antonella, at seven years old.
They became friends and started dating very young and that he always promised her that he was
going to do his best in soccer to give her the best life.
fall zero. Wow. This sounds like the number.
This is the crazy.
This is the crazy. All the time because it worked.
It is.
How many promises have you given to girls and how many of them not happen?
Don't ask me. Don't ask me.
How many? He promised her at seven.
Seven years old. He kept his promise.
He's only great because she exists.
Wait.
That's a great.
Ask him.
Ask him.
Ask him.
Yes.
He didn't exist.
And you know what it is?
What?
It's because he's not from my life.
Oh my gosh
Wait wait
How are you gonna just take credit
For the greatest soccer player ever
And give it to her
He would give it to her
She was shooting in a win in the gym
Don't do that
Don't do that because Kobe didn't like that line
And either did Vanessa
So don't even start
Kobe I repeat
Yes
Wow
So even if you ask Messi
Messy
Messy was going to be the one
That's like dude
She was why I became Hawaii
Became
Yeah
I mean
I mean okay
That's
That's impressive
that's impressive but I'm also like just now I'm just questioning all my decisions in his life is like is being faithful does that give you superpowers or something because yeah you know what actually because LeBron seems the same way like he's never been caught in a scandal and it's like he's an amazing player like I think what it is too and so I have a homie lulu and he checks people he checks people that he goes into business with if they have wedding rings because that would at least let him know that they've committed to something and are like kind of and it's like when he's like when I go and
to business and I go into business meetings,
I check just to make sure what type of person
you are. I check what type of relationships you have.
If you're in a relationship every other than the month,
how am I going to believe that you're going to be a trustful
partner in our business relationship?
It's the real stuff. No, no, no. And when
he said that, it all made sense, right?
So if you're faithful, that already tells me
you're disciplined. Because it's not that you don't
have temptation. Everybody has temptation.
But it's that you're not giving it.
Yeah. Well, snaps. Shots to Messi.
Shots too big.
Shot of messy.
Jobbolic.
Why you acting like an app?
So I have a little bit of audio.
I don't play a little bit about
messy talking about his wife.
He's a fan by the way.
And it's just like, yo, like...
You guys need to learn from him.
New favorite soccer player.
This is Spanish.
We'll translate.
Oh.
Yeah, obviously.
For me, the fact of
to have that
his own life, me simplifies.
Oh, my God.
He's about to cry.
And just so, you know,
even if he speaks Spanish,
She's like a different, like.
Where's the pianos come from?
It just happens when he talks.
Sounds like a podcast I used to listen to.
Oh, his ex-a-bredcast.
Oh, man.
They post, they post reels.
Somebody toast to life or something like that.
I don't know.
You brought it up.
You brought it up, fool?
All right.
Every time they post the real, they have like a sad song
and they talk about motivation.
Hers was about like getting over a hardship.
Yeah.
Back to Massey.
This is the hardship over here.
There's more.
Leti the, I mean, letty.
Messy, messy.
Why think about me?
Messy.
There's everything in his powers to stay away from temptation or even the media
putting him in any like predicament or creating any stories and stuff like.
That when he takes pictures with women, he either has his hands in his pocket or both hands to his side.
Like if he's like in a school picture.
You're kidding.
Yeah.
When it can be possible.
And there's even a picture of him and Shakira and he's just like.
Like, Austin.
Oh, my gosh.
How do you need Shakira?
Okay, now I'm judging.
Now I'm not.
Can we please have him do a professor's school of etiquette for men?
I don't know.
Loki, that's kind of getting creepy, no?
No.
Why?
Like, it can't even take a picture, like a normal picture because I'm a free of them.
You let me take a picture like that.
Yeah, that's fine.
With a girl.
He could put his arm around like a girl?
It's Shakira.
It's Shakira.
It's Shakira.
It's like a super fine girl.
Shakira.
To him.
It's like a super fine girl.
To Messi, Shakira is his peer.
So, like, Marcus and his co-worker.
That's fine.
Or the girl that gave him for coffee.
Marcus, girlfriend.
Marcos, go for his girlfriend.
You just Spanish-st up his name.
Wow.
So, I don't know.
I'm going to try to live like Messi for a month and see if I get superpowers.
I'm going to take pictures of my hands to my side.
I'm not clapping.
And I'm going to fight temptation.
Maybe two weeks.
I tried two weeks.
Yeah.
You know it's like Beckham?
Yeah.
Man up like messy.
Man up like messy.
Wow.
All of you men.
I challenge you.
Wow.
Take photos with other women.
Hands on my pocket.
Hands on my pocket.
They just going to be like I take a picture.
All of a sudden I can just score goals really well.
You'd be surprised.
Yeah.
Or maybe I'll reach all my goals.
Wow.
Your goals are girls though.
So, like, I know you.
Either way, either way.
Yeah, I'm still questioning my business with you.
Let me slide over.
What are you guys making this?
I kind of give a pimp.
Pimp?
Okay.
I mean.
Angie's like, this is.
You know, it's a funny thing.
It's so simp that it's pimp.
Like, he's so good at being a simp that it's like, it's respectable.
It's beautiful.
Because there's no.
It's cute.
There's no wavering.
Like, nothing can change him.
Wow.
The simpiest.
Pam. Yeah. Can you make a
president? The pippiest sim.
The pippius sim. Yeah.
Yeah. The pippia sim. Yeah. Pippia
sim. Pippia is. Pippia. Pippia. Pippia.
Pippia. Sipa. Sipa. Pippa. Sipa. L.A.'s number one for hip.
Buenos deaix. L.A.'s. Luis. Luis. Luis. All right.
All right. Shout up to our guy Feli fell on air every day.
Uh, in the afternoons. Catch him from 3-7. And yesterday he was talking to Leslie from the
beat and he was talking to Deja who were on air with him
and he was asking them a question that I had to ask the room
okay? It's going to take you back
back into time to when Fellie was young.
Just kidding. All right. Was I born?
Oh.
That's me.
Feli, you weren't.
What is that one thing that
your parents did raising you? You still find yourself
doing now to this day.
It's funny because the first thing I think of is my mom.
So like whenever we leave the water running,
She'll always be like, you're wasting water.
Oh, yeah.
So now I do that.
No, mine was similar, but I'm going to let days go first.
My aunt is good for, like, going to a party, eating and dipping.
Like, she would be there no more than an hour, and that's me.
Like, let me show things.
No more than an hour, and I'm out.
Because there's a lot of people that didn't go at all, so you could say, hey, I went.
Right.
I was there.
I was there.
So my number one was closing the front door.
Oh, okay.
My mom would be like, we're not air-conditioning the whole neighborhood.
I would be so mad if I was Feli's mom.
Yeah.
Oh, for sure.
And he let the door open with the AC on.
Dang.
That gets me, like, my mom, primitive, like, spirit sense is so mad right now.
But I get it.
No, I have to do that.
I tell my mom that to this day.
I'm like, the AC's on.
Close the door.
What are you doing?
About the AC?
You don't pay the electric bill.
Yeah.
What's something that you were raised off with your parents and then now you do it yourself?
Oh, my God.
You know what it is?
It's waiting last minute to buy gifts.
Oh, that's your mom?
No, my dad.
My dad, oh, he's the worst.
And I got it.
Like, it rubbed off on me.
I got it.
I'm like, how did this happen?
But literally, let's say there's like a child party, right?
And he'll go 30 minutes before the party.
He'll go to the mall.
To go shopping, yeah, to get something.
And he's like, oh, like, we can go to the party.
Oh, I'm just go to the mall real quick.
And I'm like, the anxiety.
I'm like, what if they don't have what you want?
We'll figure it out.
you know and he'll always do that last minute and then some most of the time they don't have what he's
looking for right so he's like oh you got this or i got a gift card and i'm like but you knew about
the party but i find myself doing the same thing i'm on my way to like somebody's like little
kid's birthday party and i'm like oh god what i get what i get a bag a gift bag this and that
and they totally rubbed off on me okay something that i didn't know i got from my dad but i get is
i go to sleep right and then if you wake me up Angie you wake me up right you guys have all right
What's the first thing I ask?
Yes.
Oh.
I love you.
I ask, do I snore?
I get that from my dad.
He did that?
I didn't know.
I asked if I was snoring, and I'm not snoring, hopefully, or at least you guys are great liars.
Because everyone says, no, you weren't, right?
But my dad, when he wakes up from sleeping, he asked if he was snoring.
He's like self-conscious.
Yeah, like, I'm sorry, did I snore?
And it's random, but I was going to say the one about my mom, how she would always over-promise stuff and then never under-deliver.
And then I kind of do that sometimes now.
but I don't know what I get into it.
Yeah, no.
She promised to take me the movies
to get me braces.
Nobody else.
Nobody else.
Nobody else did you say.
Oh, we're going to go to the movies and then you guys don't go to the movies?
You really go?
I don't think I'll do that sometimes.
Yeah, my mom will do stuff like that for sure.
I'll catch myself doing that to the boys.
Like, yeah, like I promise I'm going to take them somewhere.
Yeah.
Like, they really want to go to Mario World.
I've promised them for a long.
I need to take them to freaking Mario World.
But it's like I can be that.
I can't do that.
It can be like, like your mom.
But I love my mom.
She's great.
Yeah.
What about your mom's your mom?
Man, I have this thing where when I cook or anything in the kitchen, I put it back right away.
So like if I use salt, yeah, I'll put it back right away or pasta or whatever.
And everyone at the house doesn't do it and it dries me.
I'm like, it takes two seconds.
Coat the juice, put it in her pressure.
Then you sound exactly like your parents.
You sound like a mom right now.
How you can drink your juice in peace?
You don't got to worry about cleaning later.
Who does that?
No, that's my mom exactly like that.
And I get it.
It bugs me so much.
So sometimes I'll do it and I'll just do it like and I'll be a little loud on purpose.
Like close the cabinet.
All passive and aggressive.
Yeah, on the plastic and the juice.
Like, you know.
What is like your, what does wifey say when you act like that?
She's like, you know, I'm acting like your mom.
She'll be like, stop being Rosie.
Wow.
That's your mom's name Rosie?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
What's something that you were raised with that now you kind of partake.
Like you just find yourself doing it.
For me, it has to be like not wasting napkins.
My mom was always like she had five kids, right?
And so for her was always like they never, she would always say like,
no me them to me.
Right.
Don't be wasting napkins.
Don't be using a napkin just to wipe your mouth and just throw it to the trash.
Use it.
Use it to like, you know how the bounty commercial has it that you use it?
Use it.
Use it.
my mom.
I love her.
That's me.
I love her.
That's good.
Because I'll feel bad, low-key, like, when they give you napkins and you don't use them,
I'm like, I can't throw these napkins away.
I have to give them.
Yeah.
Leave in the car, like, in the kitchen.
But I feel literally a pain in my chest if I throw them away.
Yeah, same.
So that's been with me.
Wow.
That's hilarious.
Thanks, Mom.
No.
Actually, I have a lot from my mom that I was thinking about.
I'm like another thing
it's like this is going to sound weird
You can let ketchup
You can let's get chute for restaurants
No no no listen listen
My mom
My mom is big on chlorox
So we wash everything
With chlorox including the dishes
So to me and now
I know it's not
Let the end of the label says do not digest
We don't digest it
So she'll make a little stuff
That's why you put it on stuff that you
It's okay
That's why she has problem
No listen
she'll get water she'll put dish soap and then she'll put chlorox on it it's because you know sometimes when you go to people's houses and like their cups smell yeah i hate that smell so now i picked it up from my mom like i can smell it
to slowly poison people yeah cool yeah yeah yeah
my house my house is clean love it yeah yeah so is your insights exactly all right look kid it's up what is something that you got raised off of that now you do as an adult with your children
with your family and you never thought that would be
this way. Okay.
What's something that you were raised off
that now you do in your whole life, right?
I thought of something else.
Okay, so I finally started this yesterday
and he asked and he was talking about how when he was younger
he used to open the door and his mom would be like,
stop letting the AC go outside.
I'm not giving the AC for everybody else.
And it's like, I'm glad that he now closes his door.
So I'm glad that that
became a thing of his.
But you got one too, Vic?
Yeah, another one that I got from my dad
is we're the first to fall asleep,
like during, like, family parties or just parties.
Anything where, like, there's drinking involved
and there's a bed, like, will disappear.
And then we don't say bye to nobody.
Like, I learned it from him.
Like, I'll literally, you just won't hear about me.
I'll slowly, like, fade into the background.
And then I'll go to the bed and, like, fall asleep, close the door.
And everybody's going to be like, where's Vic?
I don't know.
I don't matter all.
I don't like that.
I call it the Irish goodbye.
Yeah.
I don't say bye.
I don't say bye.
You guys have fun with that way.
I don't know, it gives me anxiety.
Yeah.
You have to say bye it to everybody three times.
You guys are the same.
No, and that sense.
I'm not saying bye.
You guys are the same.
I know.
I'm Kendrick.
Okay.
Who do we got on the line I read?
We have Angie from Northridge on line one.
Angie!
Angie!
Me.
Yes, see you.
Hi.
Hi, Angie.
How are you?
Well, first of all, I'm super nervous.
He's big fan.
My kids.
I love you guys.
They're always like brown bags,
Zabez, huh, mom?
I'm like, yep.
Oh, that's awesome.
What's their name?
Damian and Sebastian.
Damian and Sebastian.
Dude, so when you yell at them,
it's like a poem.
Damian, Sebastian!
Yeah.
Van Gann.
Oh, and you get a mix-up all the time?
Yeah.
All the time.
They hate it, too.
That's another thing, you know.
That's actually one of the things,
you know, back in the day,
your parents just always getting mixed up.
And then you're like,
you don't know my name.
Yeah.
Yeah, because you named like all your children before the actual
the child's name.
I do that with Horito all the time.
They're like, I'm not Horito.
I'm Luis.
You don't even pull out the dog name in this?
Yeah.
And then they'll just say,
you know what I'm talking about.
Too, too.
No, the, how do you know what?
He's like, you're my mom.
I don't know what my name is.
What's the name again?
You know what?
It's not even that.
What I was going to say was,
Back in the day when I was little, my mom used to always be like,
when I'm going to go.
Oh, yeah.
And all I do with my kids now, like,
let's see how you handle me once I'm gone.
Yeah, every time they don't want to give me a hug now because now they're a little older.
You know, my oldest is 11 and my youngest is 10.
So now they don't want to give me a hug when they go to school in front of all their friends.
and I was like,
when I'm going to regret this.
So extreme.
Why do you have to be so extreme?
I thought it's true.
My mom dreams right.
When I die.
Yeah.
Yeah, but it's like, you're dropping me off at school.
Why do you got to go to death?
Yeah.
It's a lot.
It's just a hug.
But they're going to do it too.
We just got to pass that on.
Come on.
Yeah, yeah.
Also, you guys should have made this segment way earlier.
So they could hear you?
They could have heard.
No, because they could have heard the whole paper towel thing because they need to hear them.
Don't be wasting it.
All right.
What time do they listen?
What time do they listen?
Before school.
Before eight.
Okay, before eight.
So tomorrow before eight, I'm just going to speak to Damian and Sebastian specifically and say, hey, put the napkins away.
All right.
Don't be wasting napkins.
If you say that, they're going to lose it because they love you guys.
Okay.
I love them bad.
They're going to lose it.
Oh, my God.
I can't wait to tell them too.
All right. Thank you so much for calling me, Mamasit.
That's a pleasure talking to you.
Have a good one, guys.
You too.
Oh, she's so cute.
She's a great Angie.
Angie, you got to step it up.
Wow.
Are you going to start?
She sounded like Angie, too.
Okay, you guys start fighting Angie.
Don't call back.
No, no, no.
She has kids, Angie.
Damien.
Sebastian, poncenzhenna limping.
No?
All right.
All right.
Irene, who has to go into?
We have Reina from Wanda.
that's online.
Come on,
Rayna.
Raina.
Yes.
Talk to us.
Good morning.
Good morning to you.
What's something that you were raised off of that night you do in your life?
Okay.
When I was 12, when I was growing up with a family of seven, we never had a carpet cleaner
and since it was all of them having chores right.
So my mom had everybody doing something around the house.
My choice was cleaning the carpet.
We had carpet all the way through.
upstairs.
And I used to do the carpet in the living room.
She used to say, get a mop,
get some stuff, get a bucket, stuff in water,
and bring the mop all real good,
and mop the carpet.
The carpet?
It's crazy, Raina.
What, mock the living room carpet
and then get some clear water,
and then go over it, and then
open up the window to get the sand
and look like somebody came to the
car. Right today now,
I'm 58. I still do the fact.
I've been in my apartment for four years.
I never caught a carpet ceiling.
I'm always locked in my carpet.
Oh, you're going to get that mom's carpet.
Right now, I'm going to try that because low-key carpet cleaning is expensive and you haven't
throughout your whole house?
Yeah, yeah, but I don't do that at one day.
See, I'm always, once I leave my room, I'm in the room.
Now, listen to Powell, what I'm 10?
Yeah!
Shut out to Paul What-O-Say!
Shut out you, baby girl.
Oh, you make you remember.
Let's go, Rayman.
Let's go
Mop that carpet girl
I'm gonna mop my carpet
And honor you today
I was trying to figure that
I was a bad idea
Yeah
It kind of makes sense
Tell her that next time
Yeah
Tell her let me mop your carpet girl
Whoa
Like help her clean
Oh yeah
Yeah I'm down
I'm down
For sure
For sure
For sure
I'm not my carpet
For sure
All right
All right
You're gonna ring it out though
All right
Irene
Who else we got
We have
40 from East LA.
40. Let's go.
40.
What up, what a, Maximo.
Oh, okay.
I got a good one.
I got a good one.
All right.
One thing that I've been doing since I left home is anytime we eat spaghetti,
for some reason I make my girl clean out the spaghetti can, the spaghetti sauce.
Oh, like wash it out.
Because you got to save it for.
for the size of that.
Let's go.
Hey, 40.
You know where he could
double.
Sorry for missing that one else.
Okay.
Had to be Maximo's friend.
Had to be Maximus friend.
Fordy.
Oh, wow.
40 is a...
He actually documented
Kendrae and Tyler
and our future
before they blew up.
So he has a bunch of old photos
of all those camps.
Like before they blew up.
It's crazy.
Shut out you.
Shut out you, man.
We have Juan from Long Beach on Lane, too.
Juan.
Good morning, Juan.
Hey, good morning, guys.
How are you, puppy?
Good, good.
How about you guys?
Amazing.
Talk to us.
What's something that you grew up doing
because of your parents
that now you do it every day
or like it's in your daily life?
All right.
So, me and my lady
are trying to save our money to go to trips anywhere.
Mm-hmm.
And we like going out.
But every now and then she was like, let, let's go here.
And I have to hit her with the famous one.
Oh, we have, I Comedan Laca.
Yes.
You really tell her that?
There's food at home.
You know, sometimes, like, but when we have special occasions,
something we're planning to look forward to, you know,
I got to save, you know, it's very to step that money away.
on the side.
I like that.
Yeah.
What are you saving for?
I mean, right now,
we have a Vegas trip at the end of September.
We have a way to go to.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
All right.
But we want to go somewhere tropical, too.
Oh.
Hey.
Puerto Rico, bro.
Yeah.
They can be their backyard.
That's tropical.
Yeah.
Come on.
Yeah.
They're sunny.
They're send at home, fool.
I hope she uses it.
They're sent at home in the backyard.
I like his style.
like his girl's like oh let's go to McDonald's no we're saving for a house yeah it's like it's so dramatic
but i'll go to Vegas yeah exactly no there's gambles at home all right i love that what's something that
you were raised with that now you like having your day-to-day i love it shout at us all right let's keep it here
it's power 106 at least number one for hip-hop come on it was a few months back that we went to go eat
it was my friend laura's birthday not birthday uh her baby shower okay at venice
And then after Venice, we're like, let's go eat.
And so we took the boys and shout out to my baby girl, Jasmine and Lupe.
We all went to eat at the Ivy in front of Santa Monica on the San Monica Pier.
And so afterwards, we're like waiting for a car.
And someone's passing by like blasting music.
And all like the boys, you know kids, they're the truest tellers of anything good or bad, right?
These fools just start dancing.
So we were recording them and this is them.
I just want to play you what they were dancing to.
Okay, so they're turning up, right?
And it was really cool because I didn't know where the music came from.
And then I see this guy and he has a speaker and he's looking dressed in gold.
He has a speaker.
He's like performing while he's walking down the street.
But and I'm like, dang, we were too busy recording the boys that we didn't get to record the guy.
And I'm like, dang, I wish I could post him to figure out who he is, where he's from.
He did have like a sign on the speaker.
And I think it's like, was his name or tried to, like maybe his handles.
Yeah.
I didn't catch it because I was looking at the boys.
And this has haunted me for months.
I'm like, I got to find this guy.
I don't know this guy, but I'm thinking of the tacos like El Chapo, all that stuff, right?
And the way that the boys were turning up.
So then a video goes viral in front of Leo's tacos, right?
Yeah.
And it's the Leo's tacos.
I love that place.
And it was like a, it was a viral video that was like,
if my taco place doesn't look like this, I don't want it, right?
And so it's the line of Leo's tacos, but then also the guy is there again.
The performance is there.
There's another guy dancing and I'm like, all right, we got to find him.
And you guys, we found him.
We found him.
We found him.
He found him.
His name is Justice.
And justice.
is we reached out to you and I know that it was a little bit weird like hey hi I'm for
106 can you please come over I just want to I just want to know you and I want to talk to you
like talk to me just about like I don't know me finding you because it was a lot for me I was
very excited I told the whole crew I'm like we got to get him in she was extremely excited yeah
it was it was a it was a pleasure yeah so when I seen it I was pretty shocked to be
honest I was like oh you know they they they out to show me love I got to make sure though
I'm like, are they sure?
Is it real?
Is it a staff?
Is it like, hey, show up to Power Windows 6 and get robbed or something?
You know, though I got to give you like $500.
Yeah.
Oh, true, true.
Yeah.
You start doing that.
No, we shouldn't start.
That is a crime.
It's called Payola.
We will go to jail and then Power will shut down.
Okay, I just want you to hope you.
I hope you're kidding.
I don't know sometimes.
All right.
But Justice, it was really cool to just get to know you.
And we talked a little bit off air.
Talk to me about your affinity for this song.
This taco song, how to come together.
And you just performing because you were walking down the street with this speaker.
And I saw you at the Sanamanic appear.
Yeah, Leo's tacos, they're not close.
They're a drive.
So talk to me about just like even that hustle.
Well, one, people don't realize how hard it is to push that speaker and rap.
Yeah.
That's one.
But in 2020, it was a tough year for me, right?
For most people.
Yeah.
So I had lost my father in March.
of that year.
Oh, I'm sorry.
So when that year, I just wanted to make beats.
That's all I wanted to do, just want to make beats and sell beats to people.
So I figured, well, let me wrap on my worst beat, what I thought was.
So I was like, no one's going to buy it anyway.
So I was like, let me rap about the love of my tacos.
Right?
I was already known for making funny videos anyway.
Yeah.
So then when it's stuck, then I went back to the traditional look, right?
because my father, he put me on old school music.
So that's how I had the old school look.
Yeah.
And these shades are actually my fathers.
No way.
Everything he sees, I see.
Wow.
That's amazing.
So a lot of people don't really understand that.
And then from there, I actually didn't start performing until July 23rd of 2021.
Okay.
You know.
Because what gets you out there, too?
Because I know you're making beats.
So that's at home, right?
You're sending it and even recording and all of that.
I think nowadays we're used to people getting popular online.
on social media, so they feel like they just
upload it and they're good. And they don't have to go outside.
Yeah, but you took it to the streets and you didn't even stay on
the pier where usually we have do see performers.
You're walking around. Yeah,
walked around. So when that
started, I started the first time
I was standing there. I didn't
like the outcome of it. I used to be a recruiter in the
Marine Corps, so I knew I'd walk around.
So I'm great at marketing.
I had to watch
and gauge how people move around
on the pier. So as I've seen
the people always moving on and
off, I figured this loud
speaker that can push about two blocks,
which is true,
it can push about two blocks.
I know people can hear me coming, so by the time I
see you, you know my song already.
Right, you've heard it.
You want to see where it's coming from.
Who is that? Yes.
Wow, that's smart.
You want to figure out who it is,
and then you see a guy come down with a wig on.
You're like, who's this man, you know?
You always have a great costume on.
I think that's part of,
That's part of what sells it.
The song, very catchy.
Incredible.
Gonna make kids dance.
But you too, you know?
Like, you're going to be someone that's memorable.
I'm telling you, I was seeing about you.
It was looking like I was cheating.
I was thinking about this other man.
Like, I gotta find him.
Like my Cinderella, where is he?
You know, consistency, you know, I stay consistent to it.
No matter how people felt about it.
Some people loved it.
Well, most people loved it.
Yeah.
But the stats is, I looked up online.
95% of American population likes tacos.
So that means
This is research
incredible
So what that tells me is
Only 5%
I come like eh
To the song
Yeah
You know
So I'll push it
I'm a tortug guy myself
I love it
And so you put it online
And that's really crazy to me
That it was your worst beat
But it also is the one
That you sometimes can't call it
It's your fans that call it
It's the one
They're like this is the song
This is the viral
The Blueprint
low-up record, right?
Yeah, and fun fact.
I just finished performing at Santa Monica.
I made my way to Leo's Tacos
when I went to go perform that day that went viral.
My feet was hurting.
I did not feel like performing that day
and having to be the day that it blew.
That part.
That part!
If he hadn't gone,
it wouldn't have gone viral like that.
That's amazing.
And I didn't even boast it.
So I won't even post it.
So when else was going on it?
Yeah, yeah.
So is Leo's tacos like a, it was part of your route?
Or is that
something that that day you were like, I'm going to just go over there and figure it up.
Yeah, I just went over there and performed. I went over there and performed. I knew that they had lines at certain times at night.
Yeah. They do. And then from there, not only do I perform there, I perform on the corner. So while everybody's sitting in traffic, I'm performing to you.
Right there on Librae in Venice.
I'm telling you, incredible. I knew I had five years star, bro. And I love that you understand what it takes to really get out there. If you had not, if you're just staying home, this song just kind of stays there, too.
You know, but it's really beautiful that you're out here and you're performing it.
It's a good one.
And I have to now ask you about tacos.
Yeah.
Favorite tacos.
If I say right now, take me to the taco spot.
He's not going to say, nope.
I can't do that to my people, but I can tell you what my favorite.
Every taco all around the world.
For the people that want to hook me up with some tacos, I can tell you my favorite taco.
Okay, what is it?
It's the, uh, gazeobedia tacos.
Geseobes.
I love those.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
All right there.
we'll have me go right to your spot.
I want to know the inspiration
behind the sonics of the song
because it sounds a little old school.
To me it gives me kind of like
Afro-Man, yeah, Afro-Man vibes.
Like, tell me about your inspiration
behind like the actual, you know,
recording of it.
Oh, like the beat.
Yeah.
So the beat, I normally hummed
when I'm making the beat.
So I hum and I make the beat
around me humming.
Yeah.
Right?
I came back to the song later,
like to the beat later,
like when I said,
I didn't think it was going to sell.
the look
that came from Earthwind and Fire
because I love Earth when a fire
Nice
So I love how it looks
Yeah
Also I realized that if you stay in uniform
People will remember you a lot more
So you gotta stay wearing the same thing
You're keeping game right now
Yeah
So you gotta wear the same uniform
And non-stop
So everybody can remember
Okay that's the Taco Man
And he has a jacket on right now
That says Taco Man
Yeah
I love it
We gotta play this song
It's called Huncho
because you want to feel like the headhuncher
when you're going to order your tacos, okay?
Whatever that may be, whatever your taco order is, okay?
And it's by my guy, Justice.
Justice on the beat as well.
We're going to play it right here and turn up with me
like I turn up when to hear it, all right? Check it out.
It's Power 106. L.A.'s number one for hip-hop.
Come on.
What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Mesa?
Don't you know I'm local?
All right, this year alone,
there has been over 5,000 wildfires in California.
Okay, this year alone.
And that's to say that no more will happen this year, but this year alone.
That number is very important because there has been new studies that show that wildfires, definitely when there is one,
hide your kid to hide your wife and also hide your brain.
Because it turns out, according to a new study done by Michigan State University, wildfires and the effects of it have really harsh effects on our brain and can also be triggering of dementia.
Whoa.
They've done studies on people over an 18-year period
and the different places that they're around
and they say wildfires and the smoke and everything,
the inhalation that we kind of get
and just the poor air quality
does something that's kind of like a neurotoxin to the brain
which is very bad to the brain
and can affect it in such a way that things like dementia can pop up.
And if you look at somewhere like California,
we're like freaking wildfire state of the world.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Smoke of the bear might have dementia.
Yeah.
Yeah.
around the whole time.
Yeah.
But that is very scary.
I worked with a lot of patients previously.
I worked with patients that have Alzheimer's and dementia.
It's a very, like, it's, no one wants that, you know?
No, not at all.
And it's just really crazy to think, like, of course we know the smog and the fog,
or not still fog, the smog and just the air quality of Los Angeles and the traffic
and everything.
But to even think of, like, wildfires affecting us that way is crazy.
Yeah, I would have never thought that.
It makes sense.
Now that I actually think about it, because it's like, okay,
like let's say a fire, you know, gets set ablaze and then, sorry, a home gets set a blaze.
Then it's like, okay, inside the home has, you know, plastic, metal, wood, like all these things.
And it's all combining.
And then it's just going into our nostrils, which goes up to our brain.
Yeah.
I'm thinking, and then I do.
You know who I think about?
I think about, yeah, they say you should never leave a candle, like, on overnight.
Yeah.
Like, you shouldn't sleep in the same room as a candle, which is crazy.
It's crazy because I would do that a lot.
So many of hand candles.
Yep.
I always get paranoid, so I always blow them out before I go.
I think it's actually like a, and not even because of starting the fire, I think it's just us inhaling it.
And I think it's actually on the label to not smell it.
To not sleep with it or not have it.
Oh, okay.
I don't know.
You're crazy.
What is the purpose?
Yeah.
Okay, so the study for Michigan published last month found that wildfires as well as emissions from farming may pose especially toxic threats to a person's cognitive health, increasing their risk of developing dementia.
Yeah, I know.
It's really sad to see because there's really nothing much we can do to prevent.
Except not do forest fires.
Like, only you can prevent forest fires.
Yeah, you guys, we got to take that for real.
For realsies.
Maybe Smokey the Bear forgot that he can also do it.
He's been around so many forest fires.
He's like, oh, wait, I can put these out too.
Yeah.
Me too.
Oh, but it makes me think of firefighters.
Yeah.
You know, we know to stay away or we close our doors or we evacuate.
Yeah.
They go towards a fire.
You're right.
So even understanding the type of risk already associated with being a firefighter,
like that type of stuff to understand that it might have those types of effects on you.
And it also makes sense why they retire as soon as like they can.
A lot of them are on that track.
It's like we get 20 years of service and then it's like boom, right out.
And then they enjoy their family because it's a dangerous job.
It is dangerous.
Especially in California.
All the other things that come with it.
And now we know it's like it can potentially cause dementia and stuff.
Yeah.
I would have never thought dementia.
thinking like
Yeah, me neither.
They're breathing
or something like that.
No, it goes up
to our brains.
Our brain cells.
Yeah, you never inhaled
like a nothing?
No.
Okay.
Angie looks like a
candle sniffer.
For sure.
Candle sniffer?
I'll try it tonight.
I'm sorry if I gave you
an existential crisis.
Oh.
Whoa.
Yeah.
What is life even?
Oh my God.
Don't get me started
on the forever chemicals.
All right.
We'll keep it here.
Power 106.
Ellie's number one for hip hop.
I will do something
that will make you happy next.
All right.
I'll flash you.
Kid it.
Get it.
Oh.
I love a little.
Sheesh!
Fire 106, LA's number one for hip-hop.
Good morning.
All right.
There's two types of people in this world I hear.
Yes.
Really?
People that eat pineapple on their pizza and then regular people.
Yeah.
Yeah, so normal people.
And wait, wait, wait, hold on, which one is which?
Perfect people and then the people that eat pineapple on their people.
I take offense to that.
Y'all, I get judged every time I'm judging right now.
I say that I like pineapple on pizza.
But you like dulceta tamales too, don't you?
No, that's disgusting.
Okay, those are a different type of people.
Sorry, sci-fi.
That's weird.
But, okay, but, all right, so you guys will have pineapples on your tacos al-Pastor, but pizza is where you draw the line?
I'm sorry, but people that don't put pineapple on pizza, they don't know how to live.
And they've probably never been to Hawaii.
I don't think so.
I've been to Hawaii.
You're not with the Colchia brought out.
Not you appropriate.
Well, I've been Hawaii.
I can say that.
I have Hawaiian friends.
Well, we're all American at the end of the day.
Exactly.
A Hawaiian dollar is, yeah.
A US dollar.
Pineapple on pizza is top tier.
Yes.
I don't know.
You guys are guin.
With Canadian bacon?
What do you, what do you think?
Man, I'm judging then.
It's not even bacon is ham full.
Oh.
Canadian bacon.
Yeah.
Canadian bacon is hand?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I know you hate me.
No, I don't hate you.
I'm still in shock over Vig's stupid comments.
What?
Which one that he liked?
Pineapple.
Don't judge him.
I'm judging both of you actually.
I've never, I've never, I'm kind of here or nor there with the pineapple.
I could eat it.
Like, to me it's pizza.
Pizza, pizza.
You guys got to let me build a pizza.
Pizza, pizza.
All right?
So I get pineapple, pepperoni, peppercini, and Canadian.
Why are you pointing at me when you said peppercini?
I don't know.
He said pepper chichi.
I didn't say that.
Pepper chis.
Banana peppers will say it a different way.
I don't want you banana.
Keep your banana pepper.
Away from my pepper, Chi.
Thank you.
All right.
Let's go on.
Let's go on.
Let's go out.
That's very weird build, bro.
You're like,
you just want to T.J.
I don't like this build.
You go, you go pineapple, pepperoni, jalapeno.
Boom.
Smooth.
Okay.
That's good, too.
No ham.
Why not the ham?
What's the ham ever do to you?
Keep that over there, Bill.
Smells like bacon.
That's right.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm like a regular girl, though, too.
Just give me a pepperoni.
We good.
Oh, that's it?
Yeah.
I don't like it like that.
All-meat pizza.
I don't like the, the meat lover's pizza?
That weird little circle thing?
Sausages.
The sausage?
It never tastes.
You like it?
It's funny because the way you described it.
You know what I'm talking about.
Yeah.
It has like a little after taste to it usually.
It does.
It does.
It does, right?
Yeah, I don't like those.
Meat lovers, no thanks.
How about this, you guys?
Pickles.
on your pizza.
No.
I'm open to it.
But warm pickles
sounds slow.
Well, it's a pizza.
I wouldn't mind.
I would want to try it.
I would take pickles
over pineapple anything.
Okay.
You got a problem.
Picles, pickle juice.
Okay, so get this.
This is your nom-nom-nom-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-.
That's your name of the segment.
Nom-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n------------.
Okay.
So, de journo, the pizza, it's not delivery, it's DeJorno.
They came out with the pizza that's half pineapple.
No other topping.
Just pineapple.
Oh, no pepperoni.
No pepperoni.
Just pepperoni.
Cheese and pineapple and half pickle.
I'm down.
Pickle on one half of the pizza, pineapple on the other half of the pizza.
I know.
That sounds so gross.
And I'm thinking like, who would want this?
Literally, it's sold out.
Yeah, look.
It's sold out because everybody wants to try.
And this makes sense why it's delivery,
why it's not delivery and it's dejournal
because you can't eat that in public.
You'll get judged.
Right.
So I'll eat it in private.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like,
Yes.
I'm not going to eat my dejorno,
I'm not going to post it.
My big old, get my pineapple.
Hey!
Get it together, Vic would try it.
Would you try it?
You would try it.
In secret, though.
In secret?
In secret?
It'll be my sneaky-link pizza.
Your sneakie link pizza.
I mean, you seem very offended by the pickle and even the pineapple.
Talk to me about, like, what's your...
What do you got against those pineapple picklers?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I just...
It's nasty.
It's the pee.
She don't like pee.
Yeah.
Oh, she likes a sausage mar.
Okay, I got it.
Oh, my God.
And this meat lover's over there.
She didn't...
I know.
I know.
I know.
She doesn't know it all.
No.
That's our time, folks.
We will be back.
We'll be back.
Nom, no, no news.
Nom, no, no, no, no, no.
