Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep.54 (09/11/23)
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This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, S?S.
Don't you know I'm local?
All right.
Don't let the kids fool you, okay?
Okay.
They have it really easy, okay?
No.
Not me.
It's the first break of the first day of the week.
Sorry, you guys.
I'm going to just blame Maximum.
What?
You look guilty.
Yeah, you look guilty.
I saw your California ID.
You look guilty.
You look guilty in Sunburn.
Listen, I'm not guilty.
Because I stood up because I didn't want to make a mic noise.
Oh, see?
Okay.
What is that even me?
All right, you know what?
It knows you.
It's what.
I saw your California ID look guilty.
That looks like a mugshot.
All right.
Shout up.
Oh.
Who is that?
I promise you.
I'm so sorry.
Bro, it has to be big.
It's not a ghost phone, you guys.
It's not a real.
I feel like it's fake.
What was it?
Come out.
I wake up way earlier than this.
Come on, guys.
It's not me.
I'm so sorry about this, you guys,
because we're supposed to be on this.
This is crazy.
Was it you I read?
No, I swear to God it's not.
Jose.
Why?
Side-fyes right here.
He has a silencer on.
Me too.
No, silencer.
We're not talking about that.
Whoever smelt it, dealt it.
This guy.
Mine is not.
It was totally big.
It's a ghost phone in this room.
You said on the throne.
Whatever. It's always big.
Can they talk about the children?
Yes, let me. Go ahead.
Okay. L-A-USD has
rolled out new food
trucks to serve students throughout
the city. This is freaking cool, you guys.
I wish we had this.
There's going to be up to four food trucks that are going
to travel from school to school throughout the
year to serve students in a new way
with menu items aiming to be diverse.
The meals are going to be cooked in the truck.
That means they're getting tacos.
They're getting tacos.
It's a food truck.
And they're cooking the food and the show like they're getting tacos.
And I wish I got tacos at school.
No, honestly, that's not fair.
It's not.
After everything, Michelle Obama put us to.
That's what I was going to say.
Take that Michelle.
All of a sudden, they got tacos.
All of a sudden, tacos are nutritious.
I know.
That's not protein.
I wish that we had this.
Dishes will range from Korean tacos, nachos,
garnitas tacos, and more will take influence from several cultures
to reflect the diversity of our L.A. students.
That's so cool.
I'm so mad.
And they're probably going to get discount food too.
Yeah.
All they need is casabidias.
Casillas.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cesa vizias.
Dog, if they get cassaviria.
I'm going back to school.
And I was wondering about the teachers and stuff.
So it says as far as capacity, these trucks would be able to deliver cooked meals,
cooked in the truck to 400 students and 400 adults,
not only in schools, but also special events throughout our community.
Wow.
That's going to make being a teacher cool.
I would fake work at school.
Imagine a food truck with chalupas, you guys.
Doesn't be the vibe.
Need any volunteers?
Yeah, we need to figure out what day the truck is going to a school nearby.
And then we'll go talk.
I have a kid.
You do have a kid.
Maxim has a baby mama?
Yeah.
I'll tell her we could pull up for lunch.
Yeah.
Are they L-A-USD though?
Because my kids are S-G-U-S-D.
It is.
Fancy.
Yeah.
We need to figure it out.
That's so cool.
I'm so jealous to be still in there.
Yeah.
Santa Ana does that?
No, we don't.
We don't have it.
What do you guys have?
Pointing that out.
We have food lunches at school.
That's it.
Do you know what?
You go out Angie for being from San Ana.
She has a whole like county behind her.
Gang gang.
People just like Angie for being OC.
Yeah.
In a room full of L.A.
That's why.
Because I'm like a little black sheep here.
I always get it.
Yeah.
It doesn't.
hit the same for the IE girl but
why do you have to
bring me into that?
Yeah my little lies with you
Did you guys ever have some type of
Because I remember we had Jamba Juice at Silmar
High job Jamborjuice used to go to Silmar
And give like little
Like the
The mango one
Yeah
For free?
No not for free
Oh but just pull up
Oh yeah
Did they ever have like an outside
Not your school food show up?
Oh yeah it did
What's up
Before everything changed
Same
I'm so glad I'm older than you guys
For that reason
It didn't affect me
It stopped for me
Back in middle school
It was where my life changed
Yeah no
In middle school they had like
Taco Bell
They had KFC
PULU pull up
Ja
Jamba Juice will pull up
All right then you got to look at stuff like that
Like I got a little piece
You know
It was like after eighth grade
Might have been on the right track
You guys
You tried
You shouldn't be having
Those fast foods
Yeah because we had Domino
Great Festus
And Subway
Yeah we had Little Cesar
and Jagglea box curly fries
Oh, you know, we had at Hoover and Glenda
we had breadsticks from Pizza Hut.
Oh, wow.
With the deep.
With the deep.
Oh, my God.
We had the Domino's pizza and the Domino's breadsticks.
Wow, look at us.
And then we had like potatoes.
What a glorious time.
What a glorious time.
When all the kids are going to get food trucks.
So shout out to you guys.
I'm so jealous.
We eat their Koji tacos.
I'm honestly just thinking like the tacos are going to be a dollar of them.
because they guys are probably going to be two bugs.
They're going to be so cheap.
It's going to be so good.
Because they're broke and they're broke.
And I get it.
It's so jealous.
Not fair.
They need to feel this economy just like us.
That makes you feel like 22 Jumpstream isn't so bad.
Or if we go like pretend to be little narcs.
I'm not going to lie.
I always said that I could try to be an arc at school.
You could.
Oh yeah.
You could totally be.
Because you can like pose as a student.
And then be like, hey, who's selling
who's sounding the dope.
I'm working.
And then snitch on them.
Hey, that's the risk.
And then they're like...
Hey, until one of those kids make you mad.
Why?
Because you're going to have a mom attitude towards them.
I've had this attitude since I was kids, so it would make sense.
Never mind.
Hey!
Khasala with Angie.
All right, you guys, if it's one thing we know about Cardi and Alphson, is that they are not shy at all.
For real.
When it comes to.
their relationship, especially their intimacy.
Because we've seen
Offset go on live on IG and like,
well, Cardi's in bed and things like that.
And then one thing we know about Cardi is
that she's very overprotected on her relationship.
She does not take any rumors at all.
Yeah. Right? She's always
always, yeah. Be careful.
Shutting them down.
Well, Cardi is funny, you guys.
Because she shared this
funny story where she says that it gets
really awkward, like it gets really
awkward when her she tries to mouth
hug, I'll sit. Oh my God.
All because of
Michael Jackson. What do you mean?
What do you have to do with this?
I really need you to see the
Michael Jackson tattoo he got on his stomach.
I don't even want to take it there. I will take it
there, but it's just like, y'all really have to see it because
every single time that, like, you know, like
it just be looking at me. The tattoo
really will really be looking at me like, yeah.
I swear I got, y'all got to see it. I'm not
cat-out. Y'all going to see where you show it.
Dude, so apparently
The tattoo goes like that to her
But apparently
Althe is like a huge fan of Michael Jackson
He has two tattoos
I did not know that
Yeah, he dances like him
Yeah, yeah
Because dressed like him
Yeah, at the Beyonce
Renaissance Soror
That's who he dressed up as
Michael Jackson
But she says that this tattoo he has
On his stomach
It's so weird
Because she feels like it's just staring at her
And I saw it you guys
And it's like the thrill of Michael
Jackson's. Yeah, the last scene of
thriller when he's looking back and
like he has like his little evil eyes when he's
walking the girl back home and then he like looks at the camera.
Yeah, that one. It's like on his lower
tummy. Yeah, lower stomach by the left
right when she's about to go
and we look up when that's
happening. So you're going to see it.
I'm not trying to look at
that little area. I'm trying
to look up. And then Michael Jackson
looking back at me? No, thank you.
Oh, wow.
What do you guys want?
What would be more welcoming?
Like a tattoo of Prince or something?
No, just not a tattoo.
Is it his eyes?
A teddy bear.
I don't know.
A tattoo of Chris Jenner saying, you're doing amazing, sweetie.
That's what I need to see.
Some encouragement.
Yes.
Scripture. Just keep going.
Powered through it all.
Just keep swimming.
Yeah, but I was looking at it and I did not know Michael Jack.
I mean, Michael Jackson.
Offsett had that two tattoos of Michael Jackson.
No, I know, Angie.
Now I know.
and then I had to see it.
And like you said,
it's like he's creepy looking
with eyes wide open.
He's just staring right back at you
with a huge smile.
Cardi B didn't know either,
but she had to find out the hard way.
He did, you guys.
And often that I know
that that affected Cardi,
like that bugger because he was asked like,
hey, did you hear about what Cardi said about your tattoo?
And they stopped them and asked them about it, right?
And he's like, yeah.
But me and Carter are going to have that combo
behind closed doors.
And so they asked him like, hey, are you going to take it off?
You party and Michael.
That's what happens when she's down there?
I could tell you, as a guy, it don't take nothing.
No problem.
I'll cover it up my hand real quick.
There's a problem here.
There's a problem.
Something makes you want to stop, stop.
That must be crazy.
You would take it off, but he'd say he would not take it off.
No, he said he would cover it.
Oh, he would cover it.
I'll put a band-aid on that thing.
Yeah.
You cover like Michael would cover a blanket
Oh
Oh
Why is it much?
I'm not a lot
Yeah
Those are wild tats to have
Those are
And I was just thinking like
Those details
Those tattoos do get really awkward
Yeah
He didn't think about the placement
The placement, yeah
I'm sure
And so I'm not a dude
That has done it with a girl
But wow
Look at us talking about this right now
It's before the kids
It's before the kids
not. It's literally not. I used to go to school
at this time. I was asleep
in this time. But
usually tattoos kind of enhance
the vibe, right? Because you see the
dolphin jumping or the wing slapping or
you know the name of your name.
It would be crazy if it's like another person's name, right?
But has there ever been like
a tat that like ruined the mood for you
on somebody?
Definitely like
it's funny.
Not her dogs.
No, this girl used to date.
Has a, oh, no.
Didn't even think about that one.
No, there's a girl I used to date that had a huge portrait of her five-year-old son on her arm.
Wow.
It's like the arm that like just at a certain point, like I'd see it when she's doing something.
Yeah.
I remember very similar to the Michael Jackson thing.
He's just like, oh, no, not now.
No.
Don't look at me.
I'm not your father.
Oh, my.
I have to show you guys a tap
Because it's really, really good
It's very detailed.
But it shouldn't be on her forearm.
No, no, it's...
It's a leagy that you?
Are you my daddy?
No.
No way.
She has a dimble by the eye.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Definitely that one.
It's kind of crazy.
It is very crazy.
No, you guys.
But that's everything.
for Sobrosa. Brat to your
by your local
Southern California to go to dealers.
I'm Angie from Brumbeck mornings.
I'm Power 106.
But you guys, I do have to ask
to anyone out there,
what stopped you from getting it on?
Like, what's ruined the mood for you guys?
Power 106, L.A.
number one, good morning.
Good morning. We're Brownback.
And we want to know
what's that thing that just
like ruined the mood for you. Okay?
So Cardi B was talking about her in Offset.
And when she was talking about her in Offset,
she was talking about how Offset has this
Michael Jackson's text.
tattoo right on
this lower abdomen and when she's
trying to go downtown with it
it gets in the way because she just can't stop looking at this
wall and it's like a Sir Michael Jackson
and when it's like that crazy laugh
and she just like
dude this thing creeps me out well she
want to be starting something
she didn't want to be it
Vic also had a girl
Vic also had a girl who
had a portrait of her son on her arm
yeah
smiling too
Yeah, very, very beautiful portrait.
Very jolly.
Wrong time to see it is when things are going down.
Yeah.
Right?
Nothing to smile about.
So what's been that for you?
What's been that thing that you're like, oh man, this is a great time, but not really.
What happened, my son-law?
You're looking a little guilty.
No, I mean, there has been times where I'm, like, extremely full.
And I'm just like, oh.
You feel like the bloated?
You feel bloated, and you're just like, one, you don't want to end up the now.
Two.
You just like don't feel like
Like you have like that emotion
You're just like
You're uncomfortable
As agile
You're athletic
Yeah
For fools that probably just chill
One position
Yeah they're lazy
No no no no
Yeah
They're lazy
What are you doing?
Cartwheels
Like
I know you're coming off the top rover
Shut up
You're not a gym name
You're probably just chilling
I'm not chilling
All right
Sometimes this is the
only cardio I get.
You better make a cow.
Go get my mouth up.
I thought you were going to say.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah, it's definitely like, yeah,
it's never really good to like eat way too much
before having activities like that.
You know what I'm saying?
You have to take it easy.
If you think it might go down,
you got to pace yourself, you know.
Don't eat the extra taco,
all that stuff.
because yeah, you're going to regret it later.
Yeah.
Has something happened to you when you eat and then you do it or something?
No, it's just like, like I said, just you don't feel like as.
Oh.
When you were saying that, I thought you meant like you farted or something like that.
I'm like that was really like a bloomed.
He just has a food baby.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Having a food baby is very uncomfortable.
And in the back of your mind like you could think like, well, I don't want that one out, you know?
Right.
Yes.
Yeah.
For sure.
It never happened.
It sounds like what happened.
Maybe I'll run out the room after.
I think I psych myself out because I have a C-section scar
And I always like I'm very
I'm very aware of it
So like to me light's got to be down
Or else I feel very like self-conscious
And then like I'm not in the mood because I'm like
You're just thinking about that
Let me just give you my look
We got to big up all of the gangsters.
Yes.
Because they won yesterday.
They got a W.
Raiders and Cowboys.
That's right.
Both their teams won.
Wow.
Shout out to you guys.
Does that ever happen?
Well, it's week one of the season.
We got kind of lucky.
Raiders won by one point.
Yeah, we won by one point against Russell Wilson.
But you still, what's going on?
No, I'm happy about it, but it was like, it was by the skin of our teeth.
I got to be real.
You know, we didn't blow them out.
My friend Anthony says,
that the Cowboys will
accept me whenever
like I want to jump on the bandwine
you know I was like what was?
Don't listen to him.
You're gonna wear two shorts.
No they're like
I like two shorts.
Long ones.
Long ones.
Jorts.
I'm telling you the gangsters love today.
They're having a great Monday.
The Cowboys will break your heart.
Like they'll just get you right.
And the Raiders?
See we, it's like
you know we're not much.
You know what I'm saying?
Like we can't disappoint you if you were never
that invested in the first place.
But the Cowboys will take you
all the way to the playoffs.
And then you'll think it's a hard year.
And then they'll crush your dreams.
They do it every year.
It's so sick.
Actually, the green looks really good on you.
Ew, shut off.
You know, cheesehead.
Yesterday, we went to the Mexican Independence Day parade in East L.A., right?
We were all vibes.
It was an amazing parade.
Shout to everybody.
And we'll get more into that in a second.
But at the end of the parade, there's a fool digs in his backseat and puts on a cheese head.
He's legit.
A hat of cheese.
And he's like, all right, you guys, I'm off to see the Packers.
And we got the W for the same.
Yeah, barely.
Barely.
Barely.
Horito loves the Raiders just as long.
Yeah, let's go.
Raiders, you guys.
Hey, speaking of football, my Tia started to like, she started a bet on an app.
And she's like, Miho, you know a lot about sports?
I was like, yeah.
So I gave her, like, some advice on, like, what quarterbacks to, like, choose and, like, how many yards they were going to get.
And they were so wrong.
lost her so much money.
I was looking at the stats after I'm like,
oh my God,
my Tia is going to be pissed.
Yes.
Did she call you?
No.
Yesterday was a big betting day too.
So shout out to everybody that won bets and I'm sorry for the ones that lost bets.
It's a real thing.
Yeah.
Like,
shout out to your The answer.
Literally,
I told her Joe Burrell was going to have a great game.
He got benched.
Don't listen to any clear.
I was going to beat the Packers and like he lost my lot.
Hey,
Victor,
I'd be your Tia because I would be the one asking you like for advice.
Yeah.
Don't speak in sports, but don't, not in football.
Don't do football.
I don't know.
Lakers and baseball, those are top to your football.
Put his foot in his mouth.
Don't listen to me.
Yeah, don't listen to me.
Speaking of football, shout to all the commissioners and presidents and your little
fantasy.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I did terrible.
Really?
Yes.
We lost.
You lost?
I got whooped.
By how much?
About like 30 points.
I heard that.
There's still a game left and I'm a little loose.
I heard that.
Fantasy football isn't as much about, like, the draft and the players you select.
It's more like psychological warfare.
With your homies?
Yes, you could tell your homies like, hey, food, don't even start that dude.
Like, he's been sucking lately.
And then they won't.
But you manipulated him.
Yes, it's all about manipulation.
So that's why men are good at it.
Oh, back.
Why?
I actually manipulated one of my friends into drafting the Raiders defense, and the Raider
defense is terrible.
Really?
Good.
They won yesterday.
They did.
They were terrible.
Oh, okay.
See, that's what stuck to me.
Like your team could win, but you could still lose in fantasy football.
In fantasy, yeah.
Oh, God.
It's rare that you get a clean sweep.
Like, your team wins and the fantasy team wins.
So shout out to the fantasy presidents.
The coaches, coaches, teams.
Oh, you are a coach.
And because to everybody that we met at the Mexican Independence Day in East L.A., you guys.
That was a great time.
We had a really good time.
I had fun.
It was really hot.
I'm summer.
Shout out to Vic.
dad's car club stylistics.
Shout to the stylistics.
We're having a great time.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was a good time.
It was hot.
It was harder.
What?
Okay, I might have made a minor detail mistake.
What happened?
It's just a little white.
I didn't even know it.
It's that.
Okay, but I'm going to call somebody out.
I'm not going to say their name, but I'm going to say their title.
Head of the Street team.
All right.
Didn't relay the info.
Let's start this beep.
Let's start this beep.
Let me even know what us.
So I wasn't told.
apparently left out details that
we needed
we needed convertibles
not just hard top
low riders
right okay
and so we got
the hard top low riders
and I see a photo
big sends a photo
because it was raining
the morning
and he's like
oh they're trying to rain
on our parade
literally but he sends a photo
of the low riders
and I'm looking at them
and I can tell
they are not convertibles
yeah
and I say
I hit him on the side
I'm like hey Vic
they're supposed to be
convertibles because it's a parade
and then I sent him photos
of
Lowriders in parades.
Yeah.
No, just.
Oh, just general.
Just Google parade, low riders.
In a parade, if you're in a parade and you're traveling in a low rider, or any car, because there was Broncos that and there was like different convertible cars.
Yeah.
Because the people sit on the back seat, right?
And they wave.
So, yeah, and they wave, right?
And like, Vic, if you're inside a car, people can't really see you and then it's going to be televised.
So you're kind of just encapsulated in the car.
Unless we're just trying to show off the cars, which we could do that too.
Yeah.
But Vic is like, oh, okay.
And I'm like, I knew it.
I know.
Vic inside is like,
oh, great.
Because it was great that Vic had his dad.
Yeah, that was really cool.
And stylistics come out.
And that was really cool because it's like, wow, we don't have really anyone that has that type of a connection.
And so for him to be like, hey, for this parade, I got you guys.
And he did.
And to add insult to injury, we did have one low rider.
And it got stolen literally two weeks ago.
Yeah.
After we agreed to do it.
So it was like, oh, we would have had at least one.
At least one that some of us could have sat on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then you guys saw as soon as we got, like, you saw what I meant.
Yeah.
Because sometimes I'm very nipicky.
I'm very like, this should be this.
And it's like, calm down.
Really?
Hey, I'm very self-aware.
I'm very self-aware.
It's when you can't admit to your flaws when that's the problem.
Maximo.
All right.
But I say this all to say.
I understand that sometimes it's like, okay, is it because letti wanted low-writers or is it because
legit?
No, yeah.
We need low-writers.
and then we show up and
we need like convertibles.
We show up
every other car is a convertible.
Facts.
And I bet they were cooking in the hot sun.
I don't know.
They would have had air.
We were cooking inside the cars.
We were microwaving.
We were also cooking.
We were in an oven.
We were.
Sonna, I got on how to change my shirt.
Same.
I told Lettia, I'm like, feel my pants.
They were drenched.
They were drenched and sweat.
Yeah. So I sat on the
passenger window.
Sorry, sick.
If you got mad at that.
No, it's fine.
It's the one thing I could do.
Try to figure it out here.
It was cool, though.
Shout out to everybody that we met,
everybody that came to say,
what's up.
I like when people pull up on us
and they want to take photos
and then they tell us they've been listening
for so long.
Shout out to Diana.
Shout out to Denise.
Naima,
the baby girls that come and say
what's up.
Eva.
Shout out to Reese.
That's the Theo Reese.
He was posting photos of his niece.
Like, dude, she really,
really, really adores you.
And this is so cool that they finally
get to meet you.
And that's what it's about.
Meeting you,
where you're at and being able to know
like you guys can see us, we outside.
And we love to say what's up.
No, yeah. The best part was when we got mobbed by the kids.
Like literally we had to stop the car because a bunch of kids
around in the vehicle and was just like
so happy to take pictures with us.
I was like, man, this is amazing.
Yeah, Vic thought they were selling chicklets.
Wow.
Wow.
Chill.
He had to tip.
He had to have cash.
No, no cash.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, it was super dope because I mean,
at least I never imagined we'd have like kids
supporters, you know what I'm saying? And it's just like to have so many of them and they were so
happy. I was like that. That was dope. Yeah, it was a lot. Big up to the children. I also want to shout
out Araya at Target. So I went to Target yesterday with Luis. Yeah. And on the way to Target
he tinkled himself. It's okay. He took a hat. He stucle himself. So we get to Target and I'm like,
all right, I got to figure this out. So I go to the kids section. I got him a little suit and I
change them. I'm like, all right, I changed him to the target clothes. And I look, he felt weird
because we go to the cashier
and I'm just giving her
price tags
because he's wearing her
and I was like
hey he's wearing it
can you charge this
and I'm like
and he also ate this candy
can you charge this
like but I have like
the little rappers
and she's like
thank you for your honesty
are you letty by the way
and I was like yeah
I was like wow
if you had caught me
trying to be in the last
bare
like Vanessa
she's like yeah
I listen to the party
you know I don't really listen
to the radio
but when you guys got on
like download
the app
it was really cool
so shout that to you
Ryan
thank you for
thank you for not
because I really
thought I was going to be judged
All right.
Well, let's get into Word on Rosecans.
Word on Rosecrans.
Word on Rosecrans.
What's the word?
Vice President Kamala Harris got a whole lot of rapper love this weekend, all right?
And then some little bit of hate online, too.
But our Vice President Kamala Harris always tried to make herself seem hip and cool.
She wore chucks during the campaign run and all that.
Everybody's like, oh, my God, she knows what's up.
Yeah.
But now that love might turn into hate because she got so much love from legendary rappers this weekend.
If you're like me, you're jealous.
because not only did Lil Wayne perform
Mrs. Officer for her.
That's hilarious.
He did? He was going, we'll.
Yes.
But that's ironic.
Super ironic because she used to lock people up.
But also, Fat Joe, Joey Crack himself,
gave her custom Air Force once.
Dang.
It should have been me.
I was like, what I got to do?
I got to be vice president to do that stuff.
What are the?
Unreasonable.
What are the, she was.
have?
They were just like
super customized to her.
You know like the president's fly in Air Force One
so it just had like a double meaning.
Okay.
It's like Air Force One's Air Force One. I just thought that
was super dope and I was super jealous.
I wonder if it was a Terror Squad ones because he just dropped the
Terror Squad exclusive Air Force.
I feel like Terror Squad and Air Force
ones. I don't know if he could like
put that and then give it to the president.
You know what I'm saying? That'd make it better.
Yeah.
They probably had something else on it. It probably just had
Kamala.
Yeah.
But all right.
Look, a lot of
is hitting someone's daddy with strays in her latest verse.
Okay, so if it's beef is beef, and if it's with you, it's with your whole family, apparently,
because Big Lotto just hopped on a remix to a song titled Peaches and Eggplants,
and during her verse on that song, she dishes Benzino, all right?
Who is Coily Ray's dad?
So Lotto and her have had words before, back and forth, all this stuff,
but now Lotto had to air her daddy out.
Okay?
Listen a snippet of this.
So she said give me that neck like Benzino.
Give me that neck like Benzino.
And she's apparently because Benzino has no neck.
I didn't know that until she pointed that out.
Yeah.
So she went on to like explain it.
And I was like that wasn't like the best bar to be honest.
And then when you have to explain it, it kind of makes it a little worse.
But this is to when this is what she said.
Let me break it down for the people that's not fast.
Say, give me that neck like, Benzine, no.
That mean, if I say give me that, that means it's took, right?
That means it's gone, right?
I've seen something.
Like how they took his neck.
You don't got no neck that don't make sense.
Keep up.
Keep up.
I was like, I just made it awkward.
It made it worse.
You were trying to back.
I get what you're doing.
Yeah.
Like, no.
Yeah, like it made sense.
Who's that food with the big neck?
Oh.
The rock?
A big neck.
White neck?
Yeah.
Wide neck.
Yeah.
That would have been the better.
Like, you, you.
You go towards someone that is known for having like a big neck.
Yeah.
But I get you're going for the gimmie that like someone took Benzino's neck.
Yeah.
It didn't matter to her.
She just wanted to say his name.
Exactly.
So that Koi saw like,
I'm even talking about your dad.
Your dad to get it to it.
Yeah.
But now that leaves her open and that's what she needs to understand.
She got to be careful.
Because Koyler raised on a mainstream platform.
You are beefing with someone that she drops records and we play him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it could be because this is the record of 21 Savage's homies, right?
Yeah.
And it's not necessarily a radio record.
It's not spunk crazy.
Coilerae make songs that get spun crazy.
Yep.
She does.
Don't let her do a little back-to-back on you.
Yeah.
A little like people are going to turn up to it.
She's going to be dissing you.
Yeah.
She's going to be sick.
He's going to have to come up with Big Energy Part 2.
Yeah.
Come at her.
Yeah.
And for the record, I love Lado, but just, you had to you.
You got to be strategic when you have beef.
Exactly.
That's one thing we learn in hip hop.
You gotta be strategic.
It can't just be you jump on any beat and you go at them.
And it's like, okay, you're getting her dad involved.
Obviously, like, he's kind of famous and everybody kind of knows who he is if you're trapped in.
But like, it's like, okay, now that makes your parents fair game.
And you don't know that.
That's what I'm saying.
You open at the floodgates.
You just said it's all right to get personal.
Exactly.
Unless you're going to hit up Eminem.
Who famously went out Benzino.
Yeah.
Then you just got to.
Yeah, that's the check of me right here.
Yeah.
But it actually turned out to be.
okay for Coy Luray because she posted a screenshot of a conversation with her in Benzino.
And it's like he said she admires you.
They all do.
Just stay focused.
I got the most famous neck on earth, which is kind of wild to say.
But she said I love.
Quaid told that to her dad.
No, her dad told that.
I got the most famous neck on earth.
Crazy.
But she said, where is it?
That means it took right?
Yeah.
So I have none.
I love how these little stupid situations bring us together.
I'm positive. No, I hope you're having a good day.
Love you. So, like, you kind of brought them
closer together. Because they beef it. Exactly.
They haven't had a good relationship. That's what I
was confused about. I'm like, why is Corey even mad if she
doesn't have a good relationship with her dad? She's not mad.
But she's not. But why did Lotto even go
at the dad? I don't even talk to that fool.
Yeah. Yeah, it didn't make sense in that sense.
Yeah, but it brought them a little closer together. So I guess
jokes on Lotto. Yeah. True.
Backfired on her. All right. That was your word on Rosecrans.
Browardt. Browardt. I'm Rosecrans. Vick for Brownback
Mornings. I'm Power 1-0C.
Good morning.
Angie wants to give a special shout
Yeah, I want to interrupt the show right now
because I have to give a special shout out
to baby girl Diana.
Hi Diana.
She came up yesterday to the Eastlost
The Mexican Independence Day parade.
Yes, the Mexican Independence Day parade
and she was saying how much he loved sombrasala.
So if we can play the intro.
The intro, okay, this is all only for Diana
and every other of our little nieces and nephews
that love to hear the Somrasala intro.
Hey, what are you doing over there?
Sambra Sala with Angie.
Okay, now to all our Sovina's and Sorrinos,
tell your parents to play you atmosphere.
God loves ugly because that's where.
So this intro comes from.
I'm so happy we do.
Look at him.
You just told the kids to listen to atmosphere.
Yeah, that's so cool.
That's awesome.
Yes.
Take it for me, the ass.
Word up, kids.
You'll love it.
And next on Hipop 101.
Now, but they were telling me that they get in the car like 730 to 8 so they can go to school,
but they listen to us on the podcast now.
Oh, yes.
Okay, so what you mean is
we now have episodes of our show every day
and you can listen to them around like 12 p.m.
I think that's when they go live
on anywhere you listen to like your podcast.
It's our full morning show.
Don't get confused because we do have Brownback podcast
but that's the Brownback morning show
that you can listen to and you can stream every day now
because people have been hitting us.
Like how can I listen?
I don't wake up too early
or I miss part of the show.
I have to go into work.
Do not worry about it.
Yeah, we got to talk about that more.
Because I literally, so my dad got a new fridge.
And I really,
I really be super proud.
It has like a whole iPad and everything.
So I was like, oh, because it has Spotify and all that.
So I was like, oh, look, you can play the podcast on here like the morning show.
Yeah.
And then so I played it.
And then my auntie was like, oh, my God, you can hear the radio on a podcast.
And I was just like, yeah, anytime you miss it, you can literally press play on here.
And I set it up for them so they can play it.
And they're episodic.
So they go by episodes.
So listen to our morning show episodes.
streaming everywhere,
anytime, like after 12 p.m. every day.
That's right.
That's so cool.
But still be with us live, okay?
Yeah, please.
We'll call us.
We still love you.
Okay, let's get into.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We've got you for the homie help line.
All right, Fred needs some help.
He DMed us and said,
What's good, Brownback?
My name is Fred.
Can y'all help me with this situation?
I'm currently a manager at a cell phone service store in Bellflower.
When I got this job, I hired my homie Jonathan,
and working together has made us hella close.
A few months ago, Jonathan asked me if I could hire his cousin,
let's call her Myra, to work with us, which I did.
And in the last few months, me and her got hella close,
and we're both into each other.
All right?
So throughout our conversations, I've always had some guilt,
and I don't want the homie to think I'm trying to play games with his cousin.
So when I recently asked her on a date
She told me the only way she can go on this date
Is if her cousin Jonathan approves
I know that this can get weird
But I also know that I want to take her seriously
I just get nervous on how to go about asking the homie
And I don't want to ruin our friendship
But I also don't want to miss opportunity with her
What's the best way to approach my homie Jonathan?
Cheesh
Is that a thing like for real for real
Like asking someone else for permission to date?
Yeah
It's like pure respect
I mean, you can.
Some people do, some people don't.
What if they say no?
Like, yeah.
Oh my God.
That's to explain your right.
Hold on.
We have to tell our homie what's going on.
So Vick has a past with Irene's sister.
But Vick has been, was he a friend at the time?
Yeah, he was.
Did he ask you?
No.
Oh, see.
Irene, how did you find out?
Your sister named asked you either.
Damn.
It's a game.
The guy is for the house.
We're here.
It was my fault.
I've accepted.
I was wrong.
So tell me what happened in this situation.
So, hey, so we could tell our homie, Fred, don't do what Vig did.
So Vig met, met, Vic is Irene's homie.
And then Vig met the sister.
And then he was just.
Horns.
How did you slide in the DM?
How did you, like, get into, what was that like?
I don't want to, like, misremember the situation.
because there's so many situations.
No, but from what I remember
is that there was interest on her side
and I was just like,
I don't know if I should, but then, you know.
You did. Yeah.
Okay, so she approached you first.
I think so.
She asked him for a Rosecrans t-shirt.
Yeah.
See?
Oh, that's like the scam.
Yeah, but that doesn't mean.
You're marked.
She wanted Martin T-shirt, you know.
Okay, dude, my mom was.
Irene.
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, but like, no.
But like, no, like, that's not what I mean.
That's not what I meant.
I just meant like she wanted to talk to me.
Like you make shirts, you make Rosecrans shirts.
Yeah.
And they're cool.
Yeah.
That doesn't mean I want you to take yours off.
No, I didn't say that.
It just meant she wanted to like conversation with me.
Okay.
Yeah.
And then that's your goal.
That's when I thought, I was like, oh, like this, okay.
And then you, for a second, you felt like, oh, but Irene.
Yes.
And then you were like, no.
He was concerned.
Yeah.
Because I had other friends tell me that he was concerned.
And I was like, well, not concerned enough.
Not concerned enough.
Like, reach out to me first.
It's just like, I feel like with siblings is different than with cousins.
Like this situation, like Fred, it's a cousin.
It's different.
And they're also a co-worker.
So it's like, you see each other all the time.
Yeah, you see each other all the time.
So it's just weird.
Okay.
It's still just weird.
It's not just, it's not just, it's as bad.
It's not worse.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
And then I like enough because she acts like she don't like Vic don't even exist.
I know.
I'm a ghost.
I'm like, hey, sister, I love that show with you and Leszian and Maxiwold.
And who is it?
I love that.
I love that show.
All right.
What would you do if you just got into a girl or a guy,
but they also happen to be related to one of your close friends that you work with, okay?
Let's help Fred out.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your head.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
Fred is horns for Jonathan's cousin.
some of it all up
we need a horn sound
yeah Fred wants to date
Jonathan's cousin and they all work together
Fred and Jonathan are really good friends
and he doesn't want to ruin his friendship
or his opportunity with her
stuck at a crossroads
and he wants to know what's the best way
to approach his homie
about it
okay sorry if this hurts your ear
but Fred is
Fred is
Fred is
Fred is
Fred is
Fred is
The World Cup
Oh
Yeah I don't know how this
Fred is
Fred is
We're going to call her Myra
Because we're not going to say
Yeah, Myra
Exactly
And he would be like
He would be straight to it
And she's also kind of shown interest
Yeah
But she told him
Hey I can't do it
If my cousin doesn't say yes
Which is awesome
That is
I mean she's also understanding
That they have a
Like they have a friendship
Yeah
That she doesn't want to get in the way of.
Why are you laughing, Angie?
Because I just thought I'm like,
Frank can just fire the friend and take the girl.
That made the easy solution.
No, it's the friendship.
It's the friendship.
It's the friendship.
They just transfer it to a different store.
Transfer.
Wow.
Let's just keep it under wraps.
Just be so.
Yeah.
Problem stuff.
And yeah.
You are one.
I love you so much, baby girl.
I love you so much.
That's why I'm like, oh, should I say it?
But that's literally in my head.
I think they don't want to keep it in secret
or feel like they're betraying anybody.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
It seems like Fred would already be down because he asked her out.
Yeah.
He asked her out without telling the cousin.
And then she said, hey, hey, hold on.
Hold your horses.
Yeah.
I know that you're all for me.
But we got to figure this out.
All right, Irene, who do we have in the line?
We have Christian from Montclair online one.
Okay.
Christian, good morning.
Christian.
Christian.
Christian.
Christian.
Christian.
It's okay.
Good morning.
Good morning.
What would you tell this for Fred?
I'm going to post my friend.
Fred, don't dip his pen and company, ink.
Oh.
The job thing is like, for me, that's the first one.
That's the line I never crossed.
I would, you know, talk to her about finding a new job because, you know, I mean, he's a manager.
I wouldn't leave my job for that.
But you're going to deal with that situation because I was looking at the pre-nup.
things get messy, you know, you don't want to do with that work.
So even regardless of anything, just it's work, so don't do it.
Yeah, for me, that's my, that's my big cry.
That's one.
But, like, if he doesn't care if he's already, like, situated that and he can't, you know,
obviously if the homie says, yeah, you know, go for it, be respectful.
You know, it's your homie.
You want to maintain that relationship with him at the end of the day.
You know, things can go wrong with this girl.
But, you know, if he says no, you know, if you're really down for this girl,
you gotta show out, you gotta prove it.
You know, I gotta stick around, you gotta be okay with being friends.
You know, you gotta show the cousin, you know, Jonathan, like, you know,
that you're right for his cousin.
You really like this growing.
It's not just off of a spark of interest and it's not an impulse, you know?
Yeah.
And see, that's the thing.
If I'm your homie, I know how you are.
Right.
Like, we could never date any of my cousins.
Wow.
No.
He would have asked me.
Wow.
I would.
And I treat them very nice.
No.
For two months.
two weeks.
Two weeks night,
the rest of those three months is running away from them.
But it's like, he probably knows how his home he is.
Right.
I'm sure there's specific homies you're like,
now, bro.
Yeah.
But there's also certain homies where you could be like,
all right, I could see you being respectful
and the fact that you asked me already
and lets me know that you're going to take it serious.
The thing about this for Fred is he would have done that already
on his own.
He didn't.
his the girl he wants is making him do that so he knows he knows that his homie knows how he is oh yeah
or else fred would have done that from the gentleman he would have been respectful yeah it's not all right
Irene who else we got we have Maria from mid city online too Maria Maria Maria Maria
yo yo good morning brown bag good morning Maria oh you are sunshine this morning talk to us what would you
tell us what would you that tell us with Fred man friend where you gotta talk to this
homie, man.
It's a difficult situation because they can go 50-50.
It could either go one way or another.
Right.
It could either be him losing his friend because he really likes his girl and lose his job
because, you know, work-wise, it's a little bit inappropriate.
But if he really wants to pursue her, he really has to talk to his friend because
this happened to me a couple years ago where I lost a friend over a boyfriend.
boy and honestly if I look back at it now it's really not worth it because that friendship was worth
way more longer than what that relationship probably could have been was the boy related to that friend
the boy actually was oh okay so that's where it is like you hit you it was kind of messed up because
you know once they're related it's a little bit more difficult because they're family and at the end
of the day they'll see each other a little bit longer than probably we would ever be but
at the end of the day, Fred has to think about either if he wants to lose that friendship with his homie,
depending how long they did friends for, or if he's really going to put himself in that position
because of work-wise, because they all work together.
If it's something where he thinks he's going to be able to step away, but in the position he's in,
I don't think it's the way to go.
Yeah, it's kind of like maybe just fall back on this one.
Yeah, you got to be here.
Probably so.
Because you don't want it to ruin a good friendship.
Oh, that makes sense.
No, definitely.
And I have questions for you because you're not getting off the hook, my little Fred.
Okay, how related?
How related was this due to your homie?
They were stepbrothers.
Okay, they were step siblings.
Oh, step siblings.
And so.
Yeah, but they grew up together like since they were kids.
They were siblings, siblings.
Big love, you know.
Did you try to hide it?
Do you try to like be secret about it?
Like, what made you lose your friend?
We tried.
But I couldn't hold a secret from my best friend.
So it was one of those things where it's either I know I was going to lose my best friend over hiding a secret for too long.
Oh.
And I just couldn't like to her.
So, you know, I ended up just kind of telling her like, hey, you know, this and this happens.
I see her, you know, on her stories now and then on Instagram.
She has two beautiful kids.
Oh, sorry.
It's okay.
It's okay.
You're really sad.
And it was just a phase.
It was just a phase.
Okay, but then it didn't end up even working out with him.
Yeah, you know, now as adults, I look back at it, sometimes, you know,
time of time I would try to hit her up, she'll answer back, but it's not the same.
It's not the same.
Oh, that's so sad.
And with more sad that we were friends since we were in elementary.
So she was a worse for that.
So you grew up with him.
What happened?
What made you go from like, oh, that's my friend's brother to like, like,
Ooh, look at you.
I'm not going to like
staveito.
Yeah.
They always are baby girl.
They're always.
So what was it?
No, it's different.
The glow up started happening.
The glow.
Oh.
Okay.
Yeah.
He became a man.
He became a man.
Yeah.
But he came a man.
Yeah.
Oh, Maria.
And it just wasn't worth it.
To you, it's not worth it.
It wasn't worth it.
But you know what?
After.
we grew up, we were, you know, we were in middle school, high school, and, you know, that was, I think that was like a phase.
Now that I'm older, I'm in a five-year relationship where I'm very happy.
I love this man.
But then again, I think about her and then I'm like, yeah, whenever a day comes, I hope he hears this, my man.
Whenever he proposed to me, I would have wished that he would have been at my wedding because that was one friend that I truly, truly would have loved to happen.
We're there.
But it's one of those
where it's like, you messed up.
Maria, what's her name?
I don't know if I would want her put her on this spot.
You don't matter.
She's not even their friend anymore.
You're shouting her out.
You're not saying her out.
You're not saying.
Maria is so general.
There can be any Maria in the world.
She needs to know that it's.
For all I know, she's Myra.
Yeah.
No, Jocelyn.
Jocelyn.
Jocelyn.
Jocelyn.
Misses you.
A lot, a lot.
She's sorry that she got all horns for your brother, but it was a long time ago, and she wishes she chose you instead of his time.
She messed up and she later.
And now she might get married soon because she's been more than that.
And it seems like she's pressuring him to propose.
And so he would like you to be part of it.
Definitely.
I hope Jocelyn heard.
Yeah, I hope so.
Jocelyn Cullen.
Maria, you have a good day, Maria.
You deserve it.
You too. Thank you.
Oh, baby, girl.
Dude, Fred, that's enough advice you need.
Do not do it.
It's not worth it.
It's not worth losing your friend.
It's not.
It works.
Well, no.
It doesn't seem like it's going to work.
It probably, well, okay, so.
Chances are slim.
This reminded me that I used to date my best friend's cousin, but we were like 15, right?
Another one?
I know, right?
Isn't that Irene your best friend?
I ain't never introducing you to my cousins.
Yeah.
See?
That was a long time ago.
Okay.
But to like the listeners point, it's like we were cool.
That happened.
You know, we broke up after like a year.
And we were kids, you know?
So like we ended up running into each other at like his family parties in the future and stuff.
It was always kind of awkward.
Like I kind of wish that we never crossed that line because it was like it would have just never have happened.
I even ran into her at school one time.
It was just like it was a lot, you know, like in the future like in college.
So it's like I kind of wish that.
We never went there.
You know what I'm saying?
Because now it's like anytime I'm at his house, I'm liable to run into her.
Because the only good outcome is that it becomes a for everything.
But that might be more rare.
Yeah, super rare.
You know, like I wonder if there's someone out there that got with the cousin or the sister or the brother and it worked.
Yeah.
You know?
And it's a happy family.
I don't know.
Irene, who else do we have in the line?
We have Anthony from Norwalk online for it.
Anthony, good morning, Anthony.
Anthony.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Talk to us.
What would you tell Fred?
So first off, you should have the rule of not dating any of your friends, family members.
Yeah.
But obviously, we're way past that.
Yeah, we're past that.
He's already asking her out all that.
It happens, okay?
Yeah.
With all due respect to my guy who they call his friends family members right here.
Big.
You know, from what I've seen around, like, people that I have.
know, the few guys that do that are more introverts and don't like to put themselves out there to go get that girl.
So they take the easy way out.
Like, hey, you're my friend's friend.
Or you're my friend cousin, right?
So they take the easy way in to relationships, right?
So first of all.
Wow.
You're like Vic is being red right now because that is definitely Vic.
Hey, see, I don't mean to put you on the spot.
I'm just a people watcher and I can't want people watch.
No, but I'll tell you this, the only way your, your husband's going to allow you to date his friend, sister, or whatever, is if you're a straight, mindy loan.
Besides that, it is not going to happen.
That's real.
If you show that, like, you're all about your girl and, like, lo-key, you're a sin.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like, all right.
Like, I know you'll be a sin for my sister because of my, whatever.
No, no, but you have to already bend that type of guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If he knows that about you.
If he knows your reputation is.
out here in these streets or like hitting on every girl, then it's not going to be a thing for you.
Exactly. And then just too many, when you weigh out the pros and the cons, it's like 90% cons and 10% pros.
And the pros are probably even guilty pleasure. So you can just stay away from that.
Wow. Anthony, you are so wise, Anthony.
To Anthony's point, it was convenient. Like, when I was dating, like, my best friend's cousin, it was convenient.
So, like, it is a thing of, like, it was, I was young. You know what I'm saying?
it does get convenient.
So it is,
it is kind of a thing.
Look at you
a little convenience store
over there.
It's good.
All right,
bro, don't do it.
Yeah, don't do it.
We have to hear
from someone that it worked out for.
If there's any.
What did you say?
Oh,
oh, okay.
I don't know.
I was just checking
if you're hitting on my sister
and want to hold on her.
She's married.
Keep it here in Sparwood O.
It was a long time ago.
LA's number of free hip-hop.
No, was it?
We have extended the homie
helpline.
Because it's not good.
The homie
Fred wants to date.
This girl at work, but he also works
with her cousin, and that was his homie first.
And the girl said, hey,
you got to ask for permission.
From my cousin. What if she says,
Hey, Primo, don't give permission.
I don't want to go out with this full.
This reminds me of a spice girl song, isn't it?
If you want to be my lover.
Oh, yeah, you got to get with my friend.
Yeah.
I never got that, understood that song.
Yeah.
I never.
I miss my homegirl.
Hold on.
Kinky.
That is like
So
Thus far we have been getting the horror stories
It's never worth losing your mind
You know
It gets awkward
Yeah
You get called out on the radio later
Definitely
For sure
But hey you did it to yourself
You also did it to her
But
News here nor there
But we have a success story Irene
Yeah we have
Betty from Resida on line four
All right
Betty good morning
Betty.
Betty, right one night.
Good morning.
Sounds like the police.
What's up, Betty?
So,
my cousin actually introduced me
to my husband.
We're going on nine years married,
13 years together.
I got a three-year-old,
and he's a very,
like, straightforward gentleman guy,
and he actually asked for permission
to, for my cousin,
to actually start talking to me.
Okay.
He met at a random party.
So you met him at a random party,
but he knew your cousin.
No, my cousin, my cousin took me to this party.
Okay.
Where all his homies were out, all his friends were at,
and he just kind of already kind of started gravitating to me.
And we just started kind of talking, we exchanged numbers,
but instead of him kind of going out of his way and started just talking to me immediately,
the next day he actually spoke to my cousin and told him that he liked me,
and he wanted to ask for his permission to actually see if he could continue to talk to me.
I know.
So he actually went out of
and you're from the Valley
so I know what type of party this was.
Same.
You want your prima to be my hyena, don't
don't, is that all right with you?
Yeah, we'll just bring the 40s next time
because last time he didn't bring the 40s last time.
Bojangles was playing in the background.
Cyclone.
Oh, was it a flyer party?
Was it a Halloween party?
What type of party was it?
I think of a flyer party?
I do.
It was a flyer party.
What's our party crew name?
Two for five or what?
I don't know, but at the end of the night, I guess the party that got shut down,
we ended up at the random park.
Of course you got shut down.
I'm from the valley.
You got shot up or shut down?
Meanwhile, you guys were all.
Hey.
But it worked for you.
Yeah.
My cousin, you know, we're still, like, he's more like my brother than my cousin right now.
Right.
And so it's great.
kind of both of our families, like, kind of grew up and, you know, be together like that.
I love it.
I love it.
You're so cool.
It can work out again.
It can work out.
Not for me, but for everybody else.
There's another success story on the line.
Who we got, I read?
Yeah, we have Olivia from Fontana Online.
All right.
Oh, my gosh.
Olivia, do they have five parties out there?
How did you?
No, it wasn't a party.
That's not how we met.
How did you come?
That's a club.
So my husband is my cousin's best friend.
He was even his best man in my cousin's wedding.
A year after my cousin got married,
me and my husband started dating, like, behind his back.
We didn't ask for me.
And when my cousin found out,
because me and my husband are both Aries,
and one day my husband pissed me off,
and I was like, well, I'm just going to tell my cousin.
So I told my cousin.
I love you.
I love you because you're me.
Oh, the secret we got, I don't care about this secret.
He can all go down right now.
And he probably did something little.
What got you mad?
I told him, you know, like, hey, I don't want to be sneaking around.
So, like, are you going to say something to him?
And he's like, no, I'm not going to tell him.
He's going to be mad at me.
And I was just like, well, then why are you dating me?
Why are you going to date me if he's not, like, if you're not good with that?
Yeah.
So we were walking into work one day.
We all worked at In-N-Out, so we were walking in-world.
Wow, super cool.
I was like, by the way, me and Ryan have been dating, and he was like, what?
Oh.
I ruined everybody's day that day.
Like, I ruined everyone's day.
Wow, you heard it crazy animal style it in and out.
That's so crazy.
Okay.
How did your cousin react?
Did he, like, drop the fries?
Was he like, whoa.
This is a double, double.
he called him and told him to leave me alone
like stay away from her
don't eat her like
you're not the right guy for her
he was cutting the fries
yeah
because he likes it
he loves you he likes it
and my cousin got over it
and now we've been married
seven years this year and we have four
the kick
I love it
wow
it works it works
I love her little sass
I love all of that
Like if you stop keeping me a secret or else I'm a tell and then boom, bam, it went all out.
I love it.
That's what a hamburger is all about.
In and out.
I love it.
Wow.
You're getting so good at this.
I'm so proud of you, okay?
Simp or Pimp.
So, former Laker, Kyle Kuzma recently went viral for giving his girlfriend model Winnie Harle.
a Otomar Pidgett.
I don't even know what I said.
What?
Otomar Paget.
Paget.
Oh.
A AP.
Sorry.
The following is not a test, D.
Yeah.
All right.
So, gave her watch.
Gave her watch.
And it went viral.
She started crying.
And people were in the comments who were just like,
yo, bro, like, does, like, the value of the present even, like, mean anything?
or is it like a good present?
So I was just thinking like,
damn, this is a crazy expensive watch to give.
Right.
Yeah.
One, we are not testing his simper pimpe by
because just,
what he got her a watch?
Yeah.
Tell him what the problem is, Vic.
First of all, you're setting the bar too high
for the rest of us.
He's an NBA player already.
So your bar's high.
You're not going to reach his bar, one.
Yeah.
It's just like, come on.
Like, that's not even thoughtful to watch.
That is not thoughtful at all.
Why?
Maybe she likes watches.
She can check her phone for the time.
Okay, so my question to you ladies is, is the value of the present, does it make the present good?
The value of the present?
A present is great.
It could be a flower, it could be, no, a present, period.
A present, something wrapped in a little bag?
Amazing.
Does the value make a difference or nothing at all?
It doesn't make a simp?
Pretty simple to me.
How?
What?
Because to him, like, that's nothing.
That's the least he can do.
Bare minimum.
It didn't even come with a note or nothing, right?
No.
It just, just, just, he could take it out of vacation.
Mm-hmm.
He could have, put a, no, you're right.
You know, like more detail, more attention to detail.
Not just, here it is.
I thought, like, what would make this, like, seem to me is, like, if he gave her a gift because he did something wrong or, like, he did it because, like, she kept telling him, like, you needed, you need to give me presents to keep me.
But if he just gifted his girl a watch and.
Yeah, something thoughtful.
And she, like, appreciated it?
Yeah.
You guys are just haters.
That's not even thoughtful.
This is just your haters segment at this point.
She liked it so much, she cried out of happiness.
Yeah.
I don't see anything wrong with that.
Or she cried because she was like, damn, I wish I gave me the money.
She was like, he gave me a watch and all I want is his time.
Exactly.
It still doesn't make it sense.
So that's it.
Yeah.
And he didn't even write her letter or nothing?
Nothing.
Mm-mm.
Vick, you're a journalist.
All you do is write her letter is.
make that to be okay.
I can't afford to watch, okay?
You're safe because he didn't write her a letter
a note, he's a simp.
But if he wrote her a letter
or a note, he would be a simp.
This is not even Simper Pimp anymore.
This is the guy's hating segment.
We can't afford and
this is going to become the broken segment.
You're making us look like simps.
It's making you guys, exposing you guys
as brokies because you thought it like that.
I would not spend it in a watch that.
Yeah.
You say that because you can't.
Exactly.
No, you can't.
You can't.
Credit.
I got credit card.
This is being real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Es?
Don't you know I'm local?
You guys are crazy over here.
I don't want to shout either of you out.
I want to shout out this winner that we've been talking about.
We talked about them a while ago.
Remember the full that won the lotto and he was from, like he got it in downtown L.A.?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
by Chelsea.
Your Tia.
Yeah, I think so.
I haven't found her.
I don't know what the other.
Oh yeah, we don't know who it is, right?
Okay, so according to reports,
the winner has not claimed
that they won.
Okay, they have a year.
You have a year when you win these lottery prizes.
You have a year to say,
hey, that was me to prove it and all of that.
And I remember there was even a viral video
of a woman going into the store
and acting like she was the one who won
and the TV cameras were chasing her.
That turned out to be false.
And the prize is a $1.8 billion dollar jackpot.
The person that actually won has yet to come out.
And what's crazy is this makes me think that it might have been like one, I don't want to say one of our own.
But like it's a thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because once you, once you do, once you do claim your prize, the lottery is legally obligated to publish.
size your full name.
If there's one thing I know about our community is we don't like anything
public. We don't answer the door for no reason.
We don't answer your phone calls for no reason.
Even to get like the stimulus is harder to do like I-10
numbers during tax season, which is met,
low-key for people that don't have undocumented.
Anything of that sort is like, no, the government's going to know who I am,
where I am.
My dad's like that.
I'm like, dad, you're a resident.
Why do you even care like that?
Like, what did you do?
You know what?
The government is to know your name.
But I think it's just an ingrained fear inside that we don't want people to know who we are and stuff like that.
But even if $1.08 billion dollars on the line is crazy.
Wow.
Yeah.
And then I think they must have already seen what happened to my friend Edwin.
Oh, my cousin.
Oh, yeah.
That won the other jackpot.
And we know what houses he's by.
We know where he went to school.
All of that.
When he leaves a grocery.
store.
Yeah, we know all.
And I don't know anything about any other lot of winner, but I know about Edwin.
That's true.
Yeah.
We know a lot about my cousin right now.
Yeah, I don't like it.
Yeah, I don't like it.
You would think that like 1.8 billion could buy you anonymity or like you could buy
something like that.
You should be able to buy into the witness protection program or something like that.
Maybe this is giving them time to change their name.
I don't know, but if that's the issue.
And then say, hey, this is true.
I'm John Smith.
Or I've always wondered, do they match like a video footage to the, the
person at one.
I don't know.
Because if they did,
they could just give it
to somebody
like a family member
and be like,
I was going to say that.
That's kind of assuming
that like every single
liquor store that sells a lot of
tickets has like a really good
like video.
But probably most of them.
I'm just kidding.
But also, that's also
assuming if Maximus's point
is doable.
Yeah.
What family member would you trust
with $1.0.0 billion?
Not one of them.
For them to take it, but give it to you.
I don't even trust myself with that.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I will no longer be your cousin.
No, legit.
Like, if you're like, hey, Leti, can you go inside and claim the price for me?
And I'd be like, yeah, of course.
It's you.
You get me mad every day.
Not for you.
No, no, what you have picked?
Do you get what I'm saying?
Yeah, no, for sure.
It's a tough decision.
But, Maximo, you were saying that you caught, if it doesn't get claimed, what happens?
So if it doesn't get claimed, it actually goes to the state's public schools.
Oh, my.
That's it.
Shout out the kids.
Shout out the kids.
That's so dumb.
the schools.
All my life.
Because it's probably their parents, you know,
wasting money, getting the lot of tickets.
You know what?
I've actually thought about this in my hand, you guys.
Please don't say.
And then anytime anyone wants to donate, donate to my charity,
my pocket.
You just incriminated yourself.
Right not.
Charities are not just self.
And they go to jail.
Yeah.
What's your cause?
My pocket.
No, Angie.
Trying to get a house out here.
It's so expensive.
It is.
Okay.
but it would go to the schools. That's pretty awesome.
I think that's great. That's pretty cool.
$1.08 billion?
I mean, we might not ever know where it goes, but
it's going to go there.
Hopefully to the teachers.
Angie, you're such a hater.
Why should it not go to kids?
What's wrong with kids?
There's nothing wrong with kids, but why the schools?
There's other things like, buy me a house.
It says California school.
Buy me a helicopter.
We need to invest in our future.
All right, check this out because this is what I thought, too,
when that song by Nause came out.
I know.
It came out when I was in high school, right?
And it was to support music programs in schools
because there was like a proposition
of whether they were going to take them out or not.
Honestly, I didn't care.
I wasn't in any music programs in high school
and I was like, I'm going to be out of here, whatever.
But then I have children.
And then they go to school and I'm like,
wow, the music programs, where are they?
But you care now.
No, but I'm saying, you don't care because you don't have kids.
Now.
Can you please listen, Angie?
Let me finish talking, please, Jesus.
But when you do find out,
You'll see like, oh, okay, I was tripping back then.
So that's how I felt like I was tripping.
I get it.
I was very selfish in my thought process of like, oh, this doesn't matter.
It doesn't affect me until it affected me.
Yeah.
And I'll deal with that problem later when I'm going to.
But right now.
In nine months, I'm going to be it selfish.
I'm going to wish babies on you.
Keep doing it.
Oh, yeah.
Wish babies.
Everybody right now.
Please think Angie and babies.
Angie baby, Angie baby, baby, baby, baby, baby.
It's not going to happen.
Pébissittas.
Bevis Suki.
Yeah.
But it's going to go to the kids.
That's cool. If whoever won it doesn't claim it.
Yeah.
Oh my God. So they have a few months.
So my son can stop asking me for book fair money?
No.
It's on the state now?
No.
That would be fire free book fairs.
Fire 106.
LA's number one for him.
Good morning.
It's Brownback mornings.
I'm Letty and I had to play this.
What's this?
What's this?
What's this?
There's white things in the world.
What is that, Angie?
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
What?
No, I have no idea.
Let's kick Angie out.
Why, we're not knowing?
Yeah, yes.
We're not having a child.
I want to say like, we need a fool, but I know I'm wrong.
A real Christmas lover.
No.
Wow.
What's this?
I don't know.
I'm still thinking with.
Angie, get the little rabbit.
I haven't seen it.
Think Christmas Halloween.
What's this?
Kick her up.
Halloween.
Kick her up.
Oh.
Tony for you.
But you're Christmas.
Like she listens to Michael Bublay
like right now. Like summertime.
Like right, Angie? You don't even like
Halloween because you love Christmas.
Oh yeah. It's got a Christmas and July.
But this is like a debate
of whether this is a Christmas movie or Halloween.
Oh yeah, but I haven't seen that movie with Tim Brenn, right?
Yeah, yeah.
With Jack the skeleton.
Yeah, no, no, no, I haven't seen that movie.
I just creeps me out.
Yeah, it was. No, but Angie you don't have it.
It's a great movie.
It's a great movie.
But Super Bible.
you will love it.
Yeah.
Yeah, you'll like it.
You're like it.
Oh, super Bible.
Wow.
You're like the,
What's this?
Yeah.
See,
he's mad that we're talking about movies.
I love this movie.
No, you don't.
Super Bible.
It's coming.
It's coming to theaters.
Oh, it's going to bring it to theaters.
Maybe I'll go watch it this time.
Maybe you should.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then I'll get the reference.
I love that song.
Why?
Because it's so,
he's in Christmas town.
Spoiler.
For.
For.
For.
For him, like, Angie
Never seen Nightmare before Christmas.
He goes into Christmas land or Christmas
Town and he's never seen snow
and he's never seen lights like Christmas lights
or trees and so he's like, what's this?
What's this?
Oh, I would love it.
You would love it!
All right, well, yeah, it's coming to theaters.
Oh, it's really cool.
I'll probably go watch it now because it's in theaters.
It is.
You could have watched it for years.
It was on VHS, DVD.
Luray, Amazon Prime.
It was on everything.
You're my favorite human in the world.
You guys, it's different because it's going to hit different.
I'm going to be in the movies.
Are you guys?
What's this?
What's this?
Yeah.
Wow.
I'm going to go to Texas.
You're so beautiful.
Are we just going to skip to Christmas?
Did that just happen in September?
No.
Yeah, we are.
Who cares about Halloween?
No.
First of all, there's Thanksgiving.
There's Thanksgiving.
And by the way, Thanksgiving decor has came out inside Target.
Yes.
I'm really happy about it because as a Thanksgiving baby myself,
I hate that we either think Christmas or Halloween.
And we're the middle child.
Yeah, I love Thanksgiving time because that's when my son was born.
But it also, like, when I start to see the decorations, my stomach starts to hurt.
Really?
The end of the year?
No, I just have to spend so much money during his birthday.
He has a whole list.
He's compiling throughout the whole year.
His Amazon wish list.
Yeah.
And then now his mom's like, we've got to do a 10th birthday party.
Oh, God.
You're on the radio.
I know.
You're rich, you know.
Use your power 106 money.
I'm like, it's all the same money.
It's not going to you.
All right.
Well, you convert to Jehovah's Witness, she don't celebrate birthdays.
Are you out here recruiting?
My son is not going for that.
He's too smart now.
Scraking code is out here.
Oh, my God.
You should have told me that when he was like two.
Well, I would like.
to shout out everybody that we saw yesterday at the
Mexican parade
over in East L.A.
It was really cool, huh?
It was really cool.
It was really awesome.
It was very jam-packed, and it was
hard to get in, right?
And they gave us a very early call time
for a reason, and even at that early call time,
it was really packed, right?
They gave us a place to park,
another...
Brian from a straight team.
Brian from the string team.
Brian.
I brought it.
Oh, Brian, he didn't give us the party.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's like, you should have printed it.
Shut, I didn't get it.
Yeah, yeah.
None of us did.
Yeah, it's okay.
It's okay, no past another.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Don't worry, guys.
Luckily, all of my Ptos were working at and I'm like,
hey, I need to get in there.
Oh, Angie had a great finesse.
So we're talking about the finesses because it was really,
really hard to get in.
Yeah.
But Angie, just, what was your finesse?
Oh, I started talking Spanish to them.
No.
And then I was just like, oh, no, I'm here with Power 106.
Power 106?
No, you said it.
I said that in Spanish.
I did that.
You were acting lost, right?
And then, yes, I was, I did a lot, actually.
Now that I think about it.
I was acting lost and the lady didn't let me in.
And then the guy came in.
And I'm like, oh, I'm so lost.
Like, I have to be here.
And I shut on the map.
And I'm like, and he's like, are you from here?
I'm not from here.
I'm so lost.
Yeah, she just can't really helpless.
and there's nothing a man loves more than a helpless little lady
that was me I'm like no he's like yeah go back there make a laugh make a left
and then you're going to be here and I'm like okay yeah can I turn here and he's like yeah go ahead
yeah really nice and you should have told Irene some tips because oh you got it
for real I didn't want to talk about it no for real for me it was just act lost next time
no I can't do that because she's very like no I got
this, right? But Angie's like, no, no, no. What are you? Oh, sorry. Poor little lady. No,
that thing, please.
Yeah. It took you a Y, Irene. Yeah, it took me forever because I didn't even park in the
same lot as, as you guys, because my Spanish is broken. And I was like, I can't park
here? And then he was like, no, like, why are you here? But in Spanish, right? And I was like,
I'm still on Par 106. And he's like, Stas Tremahando. Let's rejuce to go. And he's just to
caro and I was just like no
and then I was like
I was like trying to
yeah see already
I'm like go park over there
yeah
and it's crazy
because like I know how to speak it to match
but I never had to talk about
a freaking parade in Spanish
so I didn't know
I'm here for the parado
yeah
I'm here for parado
very parado
that's parado
that's what you said how
no I just say that
correlation
it was crazy
and he kept like turning me around
and I was like
date. And then I see Maximo go
through and he's like, just go through and I was like
bro, they're not letting me because my
Spanish is broken and they were legit
like, why do you have that jury on? You're not supposed to be here. If there's any
day that Mexicans can judge you by the way you talk?
Oh yeah, he's not day.
Yeah, for sure. And then I felt bad because
I had a break in the neighborhood
and I was like,
Pudo parakeet here? And then he goes, yes, the
weekend. And I was like, oh my God!
Oh, he's not English.
Yeah, I was so annoyed.
I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like,
Oh my God.
I was like, all right.
They were.
He knew English and you still.
I was like, that's a word.
He had a good day.
Now that you mentioned it, they tested us when we're walking, where we're driving in.
They didn't ask us what our number was.
They asked us,
que no one of Tienes, like in Spanish specifically.
And then we told them and then he's like, okay, go, go.
Yeah.
So now, yeah, they were doing that.
Yeah, next time I'm going to arrive one of y'all.
We'll arrive with Maximo because this guy, he gets in.
I even was having trouble getting in.
and I had my big old car, right?
And then Maximo was like, hey, just like cut this car off and do that.
And I'm like, Maximo, I'm not trying to get honked at or whatever.
Maximo has a megaphone in his hand.
Because I told the crew like, hey, when we're on the parade,
it would help to have a megaphone so that we're not,
we don't lose our voice.
Because I've been in the parades before and I've yelled and it really messed with your voice.
And so we got megaphones.
And just Maximo looking like Maximus.
Oh, yeah.
Having a megaphone, he started directing traffic.
And no one questioned.
He was just like, yeah, he pointed at my car, you, over there.
Like, like, like, come through.
And then no one questioned it.
There was even security, like, security, like, they were there, right?
And they just were like, all right, I guess this guy comes, like, he's part of the planners or something.
Yeah.
You just don't question it.
And he, like, led me into the parking lot, which is only supposed to be for loading.
Yeah, I did all my hat-stimmo.
Yeah, he said, hey, you're like, you know, like, when they say pass, like, yeah.
He could have been a crossing guard.
Stop.
Yeah.
Let's go.
And I had a megaphone so it looked like I was looking.
Legit.
Like he looked like he was an organizer.
That's hilarious.
And then you've started asking him questions like,
oh, do you know where the exit is or whatever?
Because he looks like he has the answers.
He does.
But he finessed it.
And I like that.
Shout up to my gosh.
That's what I do.
Finesse's life.
Have you ever finessed it besides Angie being like, oh, I don't know what about.
It worked.
Yeah.
Yes.
I think you're good at that, Angie.
Oh, I actually.
I feel like I do that all the time
I did not notice that until you pointed that out
Vic you don't finesse? Oh I finesse
all the time my bread and butter
concerts. It's like I just
I go backstage even if I have credentials
or not. You just act important,
walked with purpose and then
you don't show your wristband like too much
you just like you look at them in the eye
and you don't you kind of
like almost make it seem like it's wasting your time to like it's like
oh why are you even questioning it look
exactly yeah you got to do it
What?
Someone's phone keeps going off.
Not mine.
It's Jose.
It's Jose.
He has a grin though.
Yeah, he got red.
You're doing it on purpose because you want me to spank you.
Whoa.
Spank, spank.
No, yeah, but that's me.
I remember even rolling loud like 2017, 18, I definitely didn't have the right credentials.
It was in Miami too.
And there was just like a wide open gate and I was like, we got to get back there.
And it worked.
I came all the way from L.A.
I got to get back there.
I got to interview artists.
and I was just like, let's just go.
You know what's crazy, too, about Vick is he'll get back there
and then he'll leave us behind like, we're like, hey, hey, what about it?
You guys came with us.
I thought you were behind me.
I have another finesse.
All right, we're going to talk about finesse next, though.
We want to know who the biggest finesse in your crew is, okay?
Is it your homie?
Is it you?
What happened?
So we could crown the biggest finesse.
Remember finesse used to be like a shampoo?
Yeah.
Like a moose?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
We want to know who the moose is, all right?
Who is the biggest finesseur in your crew?
Shout out to all of us.
old heads I know finesse as a shampoo.
It smells it.
It was in a blue bottle. Nobody?
Yes. Finesse.
Dripping in finesse.
Okay. So who's the biggest finesse in your crew?
I got a big up.
This baby girl, Yailene.
So there's this girl, Yalene.
She's 12.
She's a baby.
She's probably like 19 years old, right?
She's 19, yeah.
She works with L.A. Taco, but somehow she finds herself and everything.
Like, how long has it taken me in my career to get an interview with Canelo?
Like a lot.
A trillion billion years.
years. She's at the same press conference
I met. I was like, what are you doing? She's like,
yeah, I just came in. Like, if she just
wandered in places. Yeah, like
she was lost. I'm telling you.
But she knows people too.
And she's a, she's a hella talker.
Like, she talks. She doesn't take no for an answer.
That's why she's the messes.
For sure. And she'll just find a way in to just talk to you
and just talk to you and keep talking.
Like literally you'll let her.
in because you want her to just be quiet
probably that. And she'll just
be why y'all. Okay, let me know that
she's watch her inside. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go in. Go in. So that might be a thing.
Just talk your way into places.
Who's the biggest finesseur in your
crew? Maximo, it might be you too because
you finesse another time with Top Dog
with TDE. What? So
there is, I forgot what year was, but Kendrick
did a performance where he was on like
a truck and he was driving through marrows.
Yeah. The end
point was the Adidas store.
And it was like going to be like a mini show there.
That's where it ended.
So I see the, the truck coming.
And this is when I've already started shooting photos.
Photos, yeah.
And I was like, I got to get in there.
So the security was there.
And they were being super strict.
There were many people near.
I'm like, I got to get in there.
So I just kind of like timed my walk in.
And then also I seen someone that knew TDE walking in, like confident.
So I walked behind them and I just kind of like
Same thing like say what's up
You pretend you're entourage
Yeah I said what's up to security like I was supposed to be here
Yeah, I just got in and the funniest thing
I was like standing next to top
And Ab Sol and everybody and I'm like
I'm trying to be low key taking photos
Because I'm not supposed to be in there
I'm not trying to be obvious
So most of the time I was just like hanging out like
Mive into the view
You're idiot
Speak a few shots
I wonder if TDE will realize I'm not TDE
It was all the time
The Td E.
It was like,
one of us
among us
is not blonde.
Not like the other.
Right.
It was like 11 people
when they're.
I'm surprised
my homie,
Red.
Red is like,
Red's like the Latino
in TDE.
Right?
Yeah.
And he started
West Coast riders
cool dude, cool dude.
I'm surprised he wasn't like,
this fool.
But he was probably like,
I don't just let him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was funny.
I was honestly nervous.
I was kind of nervous.
I was like,
I would have been
they probably thought
you were part
of the store.
And the store
probably thought you were
That would make sense
No but at the end
They had like an after party inside the store
And I couldn't finesse my way in there
Yeah I told you like no
I almost got it
Yeah you get to yeah you get so you can
And then you just got to be happy with whatever
You get finessey though
Yeah
For real like okay
There's other rap crews that you could
Like infiltrate like that
And they're just like hey man get out of here
Yeah
I don't know if they would have been that nice
That part
Yeah
That part
Shout out them
Shut up baby
Are you really in Gpricos crew right now
What is it? What is it?
All right, let us know who the biggest finesseur in your crew is.
Who is the biggest finesseur in your crew?
Shout out to our baby girl, Esther.
She's a lawyer.
She's freaking cool.
She was telling us about our homie Dom.
So Dom works on like the concert scene and he can go to any concert ever,
but he's also like really awesome.
Like not like Vic when Vic gets into backstage, it's just him.
He just cares about getting himself in.
Dom is like, hey, who want it?
Like, who wants to come through?
Like, I'll get you in.
Oh, yeah, you want to see bad bunny?
Cool.
Like, here's front of row seat.
So the thing about Dom is he has a really good job now.
Like, you know, helps huge artists, book tours and all that.
But he started, he'll never let me forget.
I started out as a party promoter, flyer parties, everything.
So he's like, I have that in me.
He's like, so no matter what, we're going to finesse our way through this, whether I have
credentials or not, whether I'm supposed to be here or not.
Dang.
Definitely has a company as well.
Irene, who's called and hung up.
Oh, dang.
It's okay.
You can repeat their story.
So if we don't look like we're just talking to ourselves.
Gabby from Anaheim had called and she had said that when we were talking about Yaeline,
she was like, oh my God, that's me, but I'm older.
And she said that she just like talks her way into anything.
Yeah.
And that the last time she used her finesseing skills was at the W.
And that she'll just like walk up in there like if she owns the place and she'll end up like in the studios or wherever.
And she'll just be there like chilling, drinking.
And she just...
Wait, there's studios inside the W hotel?
I don't even know that.
What?
And, um...
We're at the loop.
What?
We're out the loop.
Oh, for real.
And then, um, that she's just like,
ex-chill and that they never kick her out or anything because she's not like
fan girlie.
She's not taking pictures and stuff.
I like, you're supposed to be there.
Yeah.
And I was like, dang.
I could never.
Because I would be like, I would like to.
Yeah.
Get out.
How do I get in there?
Yeah.
Get out now.
