Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep.74 (10/09/23)
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This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
Good morning.
Happy Monday.
Good morning.
All right, you guys, game two of our L.A. Dodgers, trying to get it together.
Oh, God.
Against the Arizona Diamondbacks in the N.L. West Division goes down today.
And maybe they just, they need to hear this.
It's time for Dodger baseball.
So they sure weren't acting like it on Saturday, brother.
Yeah, I don't think they realized it was time for Dodger baseball.
Okay, game one went really, really bad.
Even if you're not following baseball, it went like everything that could go wrong, did go wrong.
I saw that one photo of Kurtzard just like bent over, like hands in his face.
Like, what is happening to my life?
Yeah, he ruined my day.
Yeah, he ruined it, didn't he?
Yeah.
What happened?
I was so excited.
I was so excited.
Vic, what happened in a nutshell?
Okay, so what happened personally with me is like, I'm super excited.
I'm like, I go to my dad's house and I'm like, my sister lives not too far.
So I'm like, it's blue October.
Yeah, we're going to watch the game.
I order pizza.
I'm like pizza and wings on me, guys.
And then so I'm telling my sister like, hey, we're going over.
And then she's like, okay, cool, game's about to start.
And then I literally like drive to, on the way to her house, which is five minutes away.
She's like, it's six, zero.
Dodgers losing by six
And I'm like
Angie that like sometimes games will go
And they'll only be like 2-1
Or like like but that means
And I know innings they can have like a bunch of like going
But this happens straight off the bat
Leger off the bat
Yeah I thought she was trolling me
I'm like yeah yeah right
And then she's like no seriously
6-0 6-0
And I'm like what?
I don't even want to watch the game no more
Like I'm like dude it's a rap now
Like at that point it's hard to catch up already
Super hard because at that point
you need to hope that the other team, that's it.
They don't score it anymore.
The whole game and that you score everything in it.
But chances are, if they start out that hot,
they're going to keep hitting the rest of the game.
So they ended up scoring, what, 11 runs or 12?
And this is like the best of the best because this is like,
it's October time.
There are teams that couldn't make it here.
So please, fans of those teams,
caesar la boca, chat up.
Yeah.
Because I know you want to talk and laugh,
but it's like this was a hard game one to lose.
So much so.
That Magic Johnson tweeted the Dodgers very nicely.
And was like, I want to remind you in 1985, my Showtime Lakers.
We know the Lakers, the Showtime Lakers, Bada Bada Bama, boom.
They were getting it on.
He said they got blown out by the Celtics game one.
It's famously known as a Memorial Day massacre.
They beat us by 34 points, you guys.
That's a lot in basketball.
Chee-ish.
Like, why did you even show up?
Yeah.
But we still came back and won the series.
So he's trying to give the Dodgers.
Oh, like a little pep talk.
Like, it's okay.
Yeah.
It's just one game.
It's just one game.
That part.
But games,
just one game matters in baseball.
No,
it's the momentum that they came into our house and whipped us.
Yeah.
Whipped us back.
See, man,
they lost here at home.
Hey.
That's what I'm saying.
It was so bad.
So now the guy's delegation says that they want Kershaw fired.
What'd you say?
We don't want him fired.
Look, it's just the thing.
What did you say?
He's getting a little old.
Say that stuff you said all fair.
I'm coming.
Okay, pause.
Pause, pause.
He's getting a little old, right?
You know, we've all, we've all loved something and then it gets old.
Yeah.
And then there comes a point in time.
Well, your pup grows up.
In somebody's life, you know, we've watched Kirchard for years, like 15, 20 years.
We watched him grow up from a puppy and now he's getting to that age where he's an old dog.
He's an old dog and, you know, sometimes you got to take that old dog around back, you know,
Take care of it.
Old Yeller style, you know?
Put him out of his misery.
He looked miserable.
He looked miserable on the bench.
Like, he's like, oh, we want to play them more.
And I get it.
There's attachment to players because sci-fi says we're tripping.
He's making fun of you guys for being that type of Dodger fan.
Yeah.
But I really feel big.
I feel like you're a credible Dodger fan.
Yeah, come on.
Sci-Fi saw the game.
Look, sci-fi watched that game with his heart, not his eyes.
Wow.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, objectively.
Do you want to ring or do you just want to see Kershaw live out?
his days.
You just got to figure it out.
At some point,
no matter how much you love the dog,
you got to take him
and go to sleep, sleep night night.
Yeah, he's on his last leg.
He's up to Jersey, send him home.
Has a lot,
coma and everything.
He'll be him assistant coach job,
you know?
He'll be fine with the Texas Rangers
next year.
He'll go home,
not have a good time,
you know what's his name,
Corey Seeger and the other guy
that we love,
Trey Turner.
You're making a coaching assistant.
That would be cool.
A pitching coach?
I would love that,
actually.
Yeah, we don't have to maybe
give a lot of that.
We're such butt faces
that he loses one game in the post-season night.
No, but he's done this to us before.
Keep him in the house and get it.
How many times?
It's a pattern?
Yes, he like, it's so frustrating with Kershaw,
because he's the best player and best pitcher, like,
regular season.
Regular season ever.
And then he chokes.
And then he always chokes in the big games.
And it sucks because that sets the tone for, like, all the games.
Yes.
He's a Tony Rolemore.
He's our ace.
Like, he's supposed to set the tone,
and then the other, like, younger pitchers usually have to pick up his slack.
and it's frustrating because we know how great.
It's crazy because I've never heard you speak like that.
Ever.
You're so passionate, huh?
Yeah.
I can't believe you.
He returns the end already.
So it's supposed to be easy.
Of his life?
The Dodgers are right now.
We're going to find out.
We're going to find out.
Simp or Pimp.
B-I-M-P.
S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S!
I'm choking on an almond.
Okay.
There's a video.
You never choke on nuts?
That's what I was going to say, but never mind.
Aw.
Your homie don't have you love.
Come on, Siphi.
Oh, I literally said it right before we started, man.
Have it ready, bro.
There.
Thank you.
Much better.
Much better.
Mike's you are you on TikTok at all?
No, really.
There's a video on TikTok going, it's going viral.
And it's about this only fans model.
And no disrespect to her, but I don't really care about her.
Her name is Minky and it's not about her.
So she convinced this fan to get a tattoo of her name in exchange for all access to her only fans.
Wow.
And she met him and within 20 minutes he ended up with a tattoo.
her name on his wrist.
On his wrist.
For free.
Only fans access for life.
For life.
Right?
Or until OnlyFans doesn't exist anymore
until she stops doing OnlyFans.
Right.
Yeah.
Unless he keeps like the old vintage stuff.
Oh my.
Like Jose.
First of all, on his wrist is crazy.
On his wrist.
There's no way that this is Pimp at all.
Because I know what the come up is.
The come up is while I get free access to this OnlyFand.
I save $7 a month.
Right.
Yeah.
$84 a year, that's what I saved.
Oh, my God.
That is great.
Only fans isn't going to be forever, but that tattoo is baby boy.
Well, how do you explain that to anyone you meet?
Like, it says Minky.
Okay, bro.
And the thing is, like, Minky is not even, like, you can't even say it's your sister.
Like, that's obviously a stage name, you know?
It's crazy because he saved $84 a year and it was probably like $120 to get the tat.
Yeah, that's a thing too.
That's dumb.
Only fan.
Okay, so this is my thing too
I hope that she is like a content creator on that
Like that's her thing
That it's not just like hey subscribe to my only fans
Right
And then it's just up and you don't do nothing
Yeah
Dude I remember during the pandemic
Vick was all horns
Like he would show the only fans
That he subscribed to remember?
Vickie
Yeah something with a girl in a banana
I don't even I knew only fans through Vick
Don't try to play Vick
I'll try to say like that's not true
No, it's true, but I don't, I don't recall sharing it.
You want to post it all your stories.
No.
Yay.
I would not post that.
Go, look at your archive right now from the pandemic, doc.
You were at a content house for a weekend.
No, I don't recall any of the, or sharing any of it.
And we weren't even close friends like that.
You shared that publicly, dog.
I don't, I don't recall, but this is all true.
Yeah.
He's a very big, only fan supporter.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm subscribed to a few here and there, you know what I'm saying?
I've been curious, yeah, but, but not like, yeah, like, to let these point, yeah, you would hope that she's an active person, you know, she's active person on there.
And then sometimes they try to make you buy, like, personal, like, videos and stuff.
So, like, that's not, I'm sure that tat isn't including, yeah, she's a subscription, you still got to pay, unlock this video, unlock this video, all that, yeah, that's extra.
Yeah, Vic, you know a lot.
Obviously, I've dibled and dabbled in it.
I'm saying?
Like, you know.
And doubled.
Yeah.
No, that's wild.
Yeah.
That's wild.
That's wild.
Please remove me from the conversation.
That's why.
Because I get why he might say it's Pimp because, wow, I get free access.
Ha ha.
And it's like, God, there's other girls on OnlyFans too.
You're going to stick with one.
You can't even stay with one girl.
You can't even stay with one girl on OnlyFans?
No.
The hub is free.
That's what I was going to say.
That's true.
That's crazy.
Like, yeah.
I mean, no shame.
to them get your money girl but damn yeah yeah with a walking label it always
just me out seeing like how much the girls make on only fans but then they still live in
that same condo yeah like they still yeah that same condo with the russian
with the ross covers on their bed and i was like dude how are you a millionaire dog
it just turns me out yeah yes i'm like where's something something's wrong like you might make the
platform a million but how much do you see or is how is it paid out yeah they always say
they're in the top something percentage of all creators it's like no they're just telling you that
yeah you're not true it's just brownie points baby girl yeah i've seen it i knew a girl and she
she lived with her mom but it was like a top earner the panorama city like there we go shout out to
panorama city no we need to get this narrative off of us that that's where like that's the place for
that so no it is it is it is lancashire magnolia is it's pretty old
The valet totally is.
All right, well, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip.
Sip, Sip.
L.A.'s number one for hip-hop.
Scrolling with the home is next.
You don't know what's going on right now?
No.
Oh, my God.
Let's wait until SIFari.
He's probably still at the baptism.
He was out yesterday in the morning.
Oh, you had a baptism?
Yeah, thank you.
A what?
Shout out that baby.
What's the baby's name?
What was the baby's name?
That you went to their baptism yesterday?
Your cousin's baby.
What's the baby's name?
You don't remember your cousin's baby's name?
Oh, you sweat on yourself?
Hey, cousin, what's your baby's name?
Yeah, I gotta remember the lie I told yesterday.
Thank you for the food though.
Hold on while we're here.
That's why.
All righty, well.
I asked the homie sci-fi and do me a solid
and pick me out from the airport because he's right here.
Because he's right here.
Yeah.
And he's always like, whatever you need.
And it was like 8 in the morning.
He's like, oh, I can't.
I got a baptism.
And I was like, damn, that's so crazy.
Never heard of baptism on a Sunday because of Mass.
You know, mass happened?
Yeah.
It's crazy because church.
And they're usually Saturday.
They're usually Saturdays because you have a party.
Isn't that crazy?
And then if you do have a baptism on a Sunday, it's probably the last,
it's after the last mass of the day, which is like at 1 p.m.
But it's crazy because knowing my mind.
guy's sci-fi that's why he can't do something at 8 in the morning because he has something
yeah of baptism what was the name what's the baby's name emory
happy baptism emery you don't have to lie bro recalentada oh they're warming up the baby again
what is that be today no no no because it'll be the day after like you know
no it was sunny after the party is after the party that means the party is Saturday do you guys
Okay, so if you're ever tuned in like around seven, 30 years when we do our freestyles.
Anytime someone, I know, anytime we freestyle about everybody in the crew.
Yeah.
And it's funny because if people don't know sci-fi, they're like, why do they keep calling him a liar?
Why does Vick say sci-fi, you lie-lie-lie?
Like, why is that his narrative?
And it's that right there, ladies and gentlemen, that right there.
All right, let's get into scrolling, you guys.
You ready?
Yeah.
scrolling with the homies
We've all heard a girl math, obviously
Wow
That's super cool
It's super delicious math
Makes no sense
Yeah, makes no sense
We've tried to get our GaiMath
Is saying you're six feet when you're 510
Is like rounding up
Rounding up
That's a yeah
That's crazy
That's hilarious
Yeah that's hilarious
Yeah, that's Guy Matt
Damn
Nah it should be
If they were really smart
They would say like y'all in 5-5
show up five, eight.
Like, whoa, you're tall.
If they show up.
Oh, my God, you're so tall.
Either that or you get some air forces.
Or some platforms like my boy.
Magic.
I think I saw.
Oh, my God.
How dare you.
What that's a legend like that?
No, I can't even be mad because you're right, but.
Clumpy!
NB writers.
I know.
Led you dairy.
I know.
You let him wear as many spice girl shoes that he wants.
It's okay.
Let him wear that.
We're talking about MC magic.
Wow.
You guys are horrible.
That's our king, you right there.
I didn't say what magic.
Not during Hispanic heritage month.
I could talk to Johnson.
Johnson does not need the extra.
I saw this Guy Matt that it's like Guy Matte is not getting her flowers because they'll die because you say they'll die.
That is true.
Oh my God.
It's life.
I saw that.
right away I'm like,
Maximo, this is Maximo's logic.
Yeah.
No, my logic was everyone thought I got him for free,
so it devalued the present.
Oh my God.
Because my mom made flowers.
Do you go around telling everyone your mom makes flowers?
Well, yeah, I'm trying to do some business.
Oh.
Gee, yeah.
Well, those are those are those things.
Well, let's get into Latino mom math, okay?
Okay.
Oh, God.
Oh, you're off again.
Jeez.
Everybody's talking about girl maths
and now boy math.
Let's talk about Hispanic mom math.
Hispanic mom math is, because you went out yesterday, you can't go out today because you can't go out two days in a row.
Hispanic mom math is when you're planning a party, let's just say you actually want people to arrive like at 5 o'clock, you're going to say, oh, see, uh, venigna at 3, right?
Come in three.
Or you put down in the invitation that the party's at 3 because you know that then their show about 5.
and if you actually arrive at three,
most likely you'll be like the only one there
and probably be helping set up like tables and chairs and stuff.
Hispanic mom-mat is getting mad because no one helps you,
but then not letting anybody help you.
That is true.
Because you're going to do it wrong.
Yes.
Yes.
Hispanic mom-math is calling your kid to the room
when you could have just walked to get the remote,
but asking them to get the remote for you.
Or calling them into the room to close the door of the room.
Something they could have been sleeping.
Wow, you're responding.
Yeah.
At this point.
It's like, you know, come here.
And it's like, can you close the door?
And they're like, wait, neither could have walked three steps.
But yeah, but you could do it.
I'll be like, Vic, Vic, Vig, Vang, I'll tell you something really important.
I'm like, what's that?
What's the door?
But it makes sense because it's like they're up already.
Exactly.
Like, you're comfy in bed or whatever.
I know.
That's funny.
Hispanic Momat is getting.
mad at you because you're sick because it's your fault for going outside with wet hair.
Oh, yeah.
Or with no socks.
You're always bare for it.
You can't even give me no big?
No.
For the culpe.
Oh, man.
Oh, that's cool.
Yes.
So this is Hispanic mom math.
Yeah.
And it is very true.
Yeah.
And I actually have gone to one of your parties early and helped set up.
Okay.
If you come to my parties, you're going to help set up.
Yeah.
Because it's just me out here.
That's true.
Yeah.
And I'm trying to do everything because Hispanic mom math is saying, thinking balloon garlands are too expensive.
So you learn how to do them yourself.
But then you realize why they're so expensive because they take forever to make like the labor in it.
But you're too like, you're too stubborn.
So you're like, no, I'm going to figure it out.
I'm going to do it myself.
I've learned how to do these stupid balloon garlands because I want to pay $500 for an arch.
You did a great job.
Yeah.
But then I'm like setting up to it.
Everyone's there already.
You guys are doing drinking and everything
and I'm just still putting up the different garbage.
Yo,
showing up to somebody's party on time,
you see like the terror in their eyes.
Yeah.
Why are you here at the time that I told you to be here?
I show up late to my own parties because I'll set up,
then I go in my room and get ready.
And then I'm not, right, Angie?
I feel you.
I'm not,
I don't come back out to his pinata time.
People will come in and like,
where's letty?
I'm like, oh, she's like getting ready.
Yeah.
Angie knows.
My friends know if they come.
they're the new hosts.
Yeah.
She's insane.
But like the audacity of people showing up on time.
Crazy.
Yeah.
You know, that's a suggestion.
Bro, the first time I went to a Caucasian kids' birthday party, I was tripped out.
It was crazy.
Very timely, huh?
My friend Jason, he had a party for his daughter.
And it was like, okay, the parties from like 2 to 4 p.m.
Yes, I love those.
2 p.m. to 4 p.m.
You have to drop the kid off.
You don't stay.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
You drop the kid off and you come back for the kid.
It's like dropping them off at a daycare.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's our parties that we're chilling.
We're like, we make it an adult party.
Yeah, they make it from the kids.
No, this actual kids and they have a schedule.
Damn.
Yeah, for 15 minutes, arts and crap.
For 15 minutes, we're going to do this.
For 15 minutes, the pinata, because we're festive.
All like that.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
And it just tripped me out because I thought I was going to stay with him.
You got ready?
I got ready and everything.
And they're like, oh, no, you come back.
And I was like, wait, what?
I don't trust you like that.
I don't know you.
Yeah, but I mean, to be honest, their parties make a lot more sense than ours because, like, why does a baptism need 15 cases of modellos?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, it's like, this is for the baby?
Like, it's for the baby.
Yeah.
It's every for us.
Yeah, you don't even know the baby's name.
Exactly.
You know, oh, it's a baptism.
What was the baby's name?
Bring a 24-pack.
Emory.
Emory.
For a few years, I've done, like, the two-hour thing.
I love it.
It's like, get in, get out.
But then, like, even, like, you know how you go and you go to, like, a chucky cheese
or, like, they only have you slotted for a certain amount of time.
I'm like, this is crazy.
I know.
Because the way we work, when it's over is when we're about showing up.
True.
You know?
We might get that last 10 minutes of being able to play in the jumper in the jump-along area.
Yeah.
We need lingering time as Mexicans.
Like, we love to linger and just hang out and just do nothing.
And it's like, all right, this is our party.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
That's where we enjoy it.
Yeah.
Well, that's, there you go.
All the kids are.
Brown bag math.
Round bag math.
Look, keep it here.
We got word on Rosecrans with our guy, Rosecrans, Vic on the way.
That's right.
Drake has me wishing I showed up to his last show in Toronto.
Find out why next.
Yes.
It should have been me.
Keep it here.
Word on Rosecrans.
Word on Rosecrans.
What's the word?
Will Farrell is either the coolest dad ever,
or he's embarrassing his sons in college.
Damn.
Okay?
Damn, some embarrassing me.
Look, there's an amazing video going around of Will DJing a party
at Sigma Alpha Mu Frat House in L.A.
That's so cool.
Before the USC versus Arizona game this past week.
That is fire.
So he's turning up Sigma Alpha Mu Frat House.
Okay, say it like.
Now, moo.
Literally it's moo?
Yeah, Sigma Alpha Moo.
Yeah.
You got to say it with your chest.
Sigma Alpha Moo.
Oh, wow.
I don't know how they do.
How are they did.
The sign you just did is crazy.
You know how they, yeah.
You're right.
I'm glad this is just radio.
No, what is it?
You got a camera right in front of you.
But look,
so Will is a USC alum and his son, Magnus,
is also attending the school.
So now they're partying together.
like he's Frank the tank in old school.
Yeah.
I think it must be so cool for everyone except him.
Yeah, he might be like, oh, dude, I'm trying to get lit.
I'm trying to hit the beer bomb.
I wonder which one's his son too, because there's a kid in the video where he's DJing,
and there's a kid that's kind of like tapping him to get off the tables.
Yeah.
And I'm wondering, I was looking at, I was like, is that the DJ or like, who is that?
Who's that kid that thinks he could tap Will Ferrell and tell him to wrap it up?
But it would probably be his son.
That might be him.
So this is like a blonde kid.
There were 10 fools I look exactly like that.
Oh, y'all.
The video.
Interchangeable.
Yeah.
I know.
I couldn't tell him a part either.
But one of them is this size.
Yeah.
But yeah, I was like, do you think he's embarrassed or it's like he's the coolest kid?
One of the coolest kids in school.
He can't be the coolest kid because Bronny goes there and then Natalia goes there.
So he might be like top three.
He got competition.
That school is cool.
That school is super cool.
Yeah, USC is the number one pick Caleb Williams.
Like he's going to be the number one pick in the next draft whenever he comes out.
Okay.
Shout to UCLA though, too.
Yeah, I love you, Sayla.
Oh, yes.
You think he's, like, super cool because of that?
Or he's, like, just like, oh, no, this guy always brings his dad.
He always brings his old man to the function.
I think it's cool, like, the first few times, and then after the, all right, bro, I get it.
Imagine how many times the homies had to hit him like, hey, bro, you don't be so cool if you just brought your dad down and he played that one song that, you know, that Jayze and Kanye did?
One song and one song and one song.
We're going to skate to one song, one song.
So that's the song he was playing ironically.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
And he has the whole get-up.
He has the glasses on.
He knows how to touch the decks, too.
Like he's tapping it.
Like if he was fixing the volume or fixing the speed.
It was so awesome.
He's my favorite.
I love Will Ferrell.
Dope on so many levels.
I was in Vegas this past weekend and they had Talladega Nights on like the TV.
And I was like, wow, okay.
Did you watch it?
Yeah, I watched it.
Like now I watched it, watched it.
Because you know you always like see it in passing.
But now I watched it watch it.
His homie got with his girl.
If you ain't first, you last.
I love when he says, there can't be two number ones.
That'll be 11.
A little bit of shake and bake.
Shake and then bake.
Sorry, we're doing a lot of hand-off.
It's my bad.
And then Elf is top tier.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, no, that was amazing.
Elf is the best Will Ferrell movie.
Oh, that's a hot take.
Oh, that's a hot take.
The best Wilfell movie.
It's the Forever movie.
Okay, okay.
What are the options according to you guys?
Step brothers?
Step brothers.
Talladega Nights.
Taladega Nights.
Old school.
Old school.
And that's it.
If you have to Google,
Maximo,
they don't count.
See?
No.
We're missing one important one.
I just can't.
Barbie.
He was in Barbie.
No,
that's not his best one.
No.
He was also in Zoolander.
Zulander,
Mugatoo.
He's great.
Oh, yes.
I love that.
No, but also the role on the wedding crashers.
Wedding Crashers.
No.
That was a good one.
Still not his movie.
That wedding crush is like somebody else's movie.
To me.
Also,
also you have a good honor,
bro.
Sorry.
Daniela, he has a thing to do.
I'm all right.
Everybody out today.
Check that all weekend, huh?
Check that all weekend, huh?
All right, look, Drake's last show had both me and my Tio jealous.
All right?
Why?
It was the final date of the It's All a Blurt tour.
So the last date was in his hometown.
Dude, he has been touring for 20 years.
Honestly.
I'm so glad it's over.
I felt like once he got here to LA, yeah, that was the end.
Yeah, I thought it was over.
That's when I was like, yeah, like it's about to finish.
And then it kept going.
I'm like, going and going, going.
No, yeah, so it was the last show.
It was in his hometown of Toronto.
And he gave away a Mercedes G-wagon.
No way.
And rest in peace to the person who caught it when he threw it out in the crowd.
You're so shocked.
The whole role.
You just like throw out the keys or what?
The pink slip, maybe.
It's the first carpeting.
I would just show up and be like, hey, I won the,
You, I get and Drake told me that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, like, how do you confirm?
Exactly, because, like, the bags, like, he was handing them out.
Yeah.
So it was like, okay, this is physical.
Like, and I wasn't jealous about that because, like, whatever, I'm not going to do.
Yeah, the person that he was giving girls.
Yeah, the Birken bags, but like, nah.
And then this car is about average, 150 to 400K.
So it's like somebody came up.
Yeah.
And it wasn't you, Vic.
It wasn't me.
Sorry.
It should have been me.
Should have been me.
That's my dream car.
How to, uh, yeah.
But also, my Tio's jealous because he brought out 21 Savage, right?
21, 21, 21.
Because Drake helped him get his citizenship.
That's freaking cool.
Oh.
Papers, usually you got to get married for that.
I know.
How did it.
My Tio's so jealous.
So jealous right now.
I know he's going to ask me.
Like, look, Drake did it?
Yeah.
Drake did it?
Yeah.
Yeah, baby.
Yeah, come on.
Yeah.
Yeah, so 21 was actually not.
US citizen, right?
We found out a couple years ago when I got him.
Exactly.
And so he's always been dealing with immigration issues.
His whole career hasn't been able to go to Canada, any other place.
Yeah, it's because he's from London.
London.
London.
Yeah.
It's from the UK.
So, yeah, so that's, so now he's actually able to travel and perform outside of the country.
And his first time performing was in Toronto at Drake's last show.
That's vibes.
So he got his residency.
Oh, yes.
Yeah.
I'd be so pissed if he got his citizen.
Wait.
You're supposed to get your residency first.
Then take the.
test and that's where they asked you about George Washington.
I know how to, I was my mom's study guide.
Oh, you were?
Yeah, when she was going to her citizenship, I would do the flashcards.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
No way.
Yes.
But they have to take that test and then I think they have to be like a resident for at least
three years in order to.
And then like stay out of trouble and stuff.
Yeah.
So this is the audio of when he brought him out.
Listen.
To who it made concern.
He had a.
He had a.
English guy bringing up.
Officially as 21 Savage.
is now clear to travel abroad at the ball phase.
That's a vibe.
That's like the best thing Drake has done for somebody.
I know.
That's so dope.
Oh, actually, he also is paying for somebody's MS,
multiple sclerosis diagnosis like their treatment.
All right, you didn't have to do that after I said that.
I just remembered.
It just popped into my head.
No, but that's up there.
No, he's been doing a lot of charity work.
And I just keep thinking.
Oh yeah, God's plan.
Yeah, I just keep thinking like, is this like he's being a good guy or is this just like a text write-off?
Text right off.
Yeah.
Both.
Have you heard the album?
He's not a good guy.
Yeah, he has to balance out the stuff you said on the album because it's really bad.
Yeah.
But shout out 21 Savage for being a citizen.
Yeah.
I know that they said for the first time he's able to travel abroad.
You could travel abroad.
You just can't come back.
Yeah.
Yeah, basically said, you can leave.
You just can't come back.
Because it's America that's like...
I know Drake, you know, he loves to be like these corny jokes.
I know he probably walked into his room and he's like, bro, I got your citizenship.
And he said, you're now free to move about the country.
Well, not the country.
Oh, the world, Craig.
The world, Craig.
Oh, 21.
Yeah.
Shout to Drake.
He's a good friend for that.
Yeah, he is.
Also, all the 21 can you do something for me?
Those favors had to pay off somehow.
Yeah.
No, not like that.
dog.
I can't keep calling out your
your ops and all of that because in that song
he says, 21.
Can you do something for me?
Can you do it all my ex for me?
Whatever?
Yeah, I did all that.
Come on, bro.
At least do something for me.
Pay up.
Pay up.
All right, y'all, that was your word on Rosecrans.
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It's already Halloween time.
You don't want to miss it.
You want to be at these cool vibes things, okay?
I was tripping out the other day because it didn't hit me.
And I'm starting looking around.
It's Halloween.
All these houses are decorated now.
Yeah.
Okay.
Same.
I'm like, I have to go to Target so I can get into the Halloween spirit or something.
You guys, it's October 9.
I know.
Yeah, it's just this heat.
It's just landed.
Yeah, this heat.
I'm like, it's still summer.
It's summer.
It makes no sense.
I'm waiting for a decorator.
What are you guys going to wait?
What are waiting for?
The 30th?
Yes.
I haven't even got in my costume.
I'm like, yeah, I'm way being.
I'm already thinking, dude, I need to do my Ofrienda.
Damn, you're that.
Okay, far ahead.
Yeah, because that's Day of the Dead, which is right after Halloween.
So you got to get into that right now.
Or also, you only remember your past away family members like for 38 minutes or what?
You make the Ofriend of the day of?
They can't even visit you if you make it the day of, by the way, you guys.
I know.
Because it's the night before that happened.
You guys are so late.
Yeah.
You guys have seen Coco.
This is your reminder to make your freaking
offrendas right now.
And your offreenda is basically your little tribute area
for the people that have passed away
in your family that you want to remember
and have them come back for Day of the Dead.
So you put their little water, the little beer,
the little concha and all of that.
Get that stuff ready.
Do it now.
All right.
Go get the San Chicocho.
What's the flower?
Yeah, that one orange flower.
Go get it now.
Flower district.
It's full of them.
Hanging out with y'all,
I've been doing things a lot in advance.
Yeah, you're more culture.
I already, I already have my, uh, a Halloween outfit.
That's never happened before.
Because who?
Because who?
Because who?
Yes, because of you.
Because moms.
I was like, hey, here's the things.
Let's order to hear what's your size.
What's your size?
We got in September.
That's crazy.
Wow.
It's never happened to me before.
It's usually me the day before.
I haven't got my son's, uh, Halloween thing.
Damn big, who are you?
I'm a different person.
Yeah, look at us.
I showed up at 4 in the morning today.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Come on, come on.
We're supposed to make each other better, bro.
Yes.
I love this.
It's happening.
I'm still waiting for the other side, but maybe it would be like 21 Savage.
Maybe it would be like super cool what you do for me.
Okay, I can't wait for it.
But yeah, hit us up.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
All right, man.
Speaking of holidays, we got to figure out what we're going to do for Easter, you guys.
Easter?
Yeah.
Easter.
Easter?
Easter.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes, next year because there is a new law.
It's been signed into law by Governor Gavin Newsom that affects certain candies like peeps,
which is like super Easter vibes.
Yeah.
That certain additives are being banned, so they're never going to taste the same.
I don't know if we'll have them the same color.
A lot of times these additives are like in the dyes, right?
So peeps, hot tamales, and double bubble twist gum.
I love that gum.
It's the little ones they put in the...
Oh, the little pink ones.
Yeah, yellow and pink.
Yeah.
rapper.
Yeah, so I'm assuming that it has to do with the red dyes in there,
but just be ready for...
I just want to make sure...
Does this affect Hot Cheetos?
The other one affected Hot Cheetos.
Not this one.
Yes.
No, not this one.
But Hart Cheetos are affected, dog.
Yeah.
No.
And it's actually for better because apparently these guys do...
No, we ought to be better.
Yeah.
I'm like, I don't want to be better.
Me either.
Consumers.
Yeah, it's killing me.
Cool.
Yeah.
We want to be better.
We want to be better because some...
You know, I was watching, I learned everything on TikTok.
But there was this mom that was saying, like, her kid had really bad anger issues, right?
And so she was researching and stuff, and she removed one of the diet, like foods that have a certain dye.
And I believe it was the red dye one, red number something, right?
Yeah.
And after she did, his symptoms of, like, his anger issues and his temperament started calming down.
And we think, dude, how could that really be affected?
But we are what we get, what we put into our bodies.
Think of stuff like medicine.
How can a pill that you take make a headache go away?
Yeah.
Right?
Similar.
It can work in reverse.
The foods that you eat have symptoms that affect us as my body.
Come on, stay woke, my brother.
Come on.
I don't want you to be nicer.
But imagine all the hot chie-olds and all the issues that a lot like plagues us a lot of like just the the different types of temperaments that we see, maybe certain mental issues that we see.
imagine if it could be helped by removing something as simple as a dye.
Maybe they won't be red.
Maybe they will be cayenne hatchitos.
Maybe they'll look a little bit orange.
So what you're saying is I should go buy everything and sell it in the black market.
No, no, no, no.
I think what she's saying.
I mean, can you help me?
I feel like you know what I'm saying.
I think what Lettie was saying is that Latinos are so angry because of hotchitos.
All of us have angry.
And some of it has to do what we're eating, what we're consuming in our body.
KRS Wednesday.
He said, wait, listen, KRS one once said,
we talk to our bodies by the foods that we eat,
our body talks back by the status of our health.
He made it rhyme.
So what you're saying?
Oh, he said this, we talked to our body by the foods on our shelves.
Our body talks back by the status of our health.
Oh, that's a bar.
The professor.
Oh, so you listen when he says it.
Yeah.
So what you're saying is that extra, extra spicy hot chitos makes you guys extra, extra anger.
You know what makes us an extra, extra anger?
You guys being stupid right now.
Men.
Jesus Christ.
What freaking red dye do we got to take out of you fools?
Hold on.
Who's eating hot tamales?
That's what I want to do.
Or peeps.
Take one bite of that joint and I'm already having a shirt right.
Oh, yeah.
Like that's enough sugar for the whole year.
One bite of a peep and you're good.
That's it.
I like peep.
They're so cute.
Yeah.
They're cute.
They could a lead.
I wouldn't have some for sale soon.
You couldn't like them?
Yes.
You're crazy.
He is literally going to do that.
That is wild.
What's like the tagline, like, on the offer-up.
We're like, ooh, before the ban.
This is not the black market.
This is the red market.
Costco, I'm coming.
All right.
Get your red die 40 here.
At least I told you guys.
It's something better for us.
I don't want to be there.
It's supposed to help you a lot, man.
Irene, please back me up.
There's a red die here.
There's a red die here.
I read you saw what I'm saying right yeah yeah I did you get your news on Tic Tac too right okay no but it really
does help like a lot of kids that have like ADHD or like aren't really controllable in the classroom
when they took out red dye from their diet or like didn't allow them eat candy they had red dye
they calmed down and they were like holy crap and it really does affect kids because it's in a lot of the
cereals yeah yeah fools it makes sense like not me though
You don't have kids yet.
Chemistry and our brains and all that stuff.
It can affect it.
It makes sense.
But the hot chitos be smacking, though.
Max don't eat.
Max hates candy.
What was that whole thing in?
What was that whole thing when we were young about like if guys eat yellow five or whatever?
Remember?
Or take yellow in like the drinks?
Okay, I don't know.
I don't remember.
I remember that.
One of the yellows.
Messed with your guys' count.
Our little buddies.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, now we care, huh?
Yeah.
All your little buddies are going to swim a little crooked.
You lose the count.
But some people like that.
I'm cutting my joints.
Oh, my gosh.
Some people enjoy that because they're like,
oh, I'll never get anybody pregnant.
I drink so much Mountain Dew.
Yeah.
On a serious note, though, like even with that stuff,
I wonder why they don't do that before.
Like, why do we have to wait until we've been consuming this and we've been in love with it?
For 30 years?
Yeah, forever.
Exactly.
Like, why isn't it tested before?
It's so crazy.
Like, oh, by the way.
By the way.
This is making you very, very sick.
Yeah.
This thing that you love.
Yeah.
Because they want us to love it first.
Yeah.
And yes.
Yeah.
Well, okay, there's that.
You're warning.
Your surgeon general warning.
Yeah.
You're not going to listen to me.
You're just going to go off.
You've never liked peeps in your life.
All of a sudden, you're going to want it.
Oh, my God.
You're right.
I've never liked.
Never in your life.
All right.
Look, keep it here.
We're helping the home, y'all.
Try to help you guys.
Thank you.
But we're helping the home be coming up next.
We're helping the home girl Stephanie because she has some ops at her high school
and the cheerleading team and we're going to help her next.
Oh, no.
Bring it on.
Power 106.
LA's number one for hip-hop.
Buenos Diaz.
Good morning.
I'm Leti and my guy, Maximo, has a shout-out.
Yes.
Shout-up, shout-out, shout-out.
I want to shout out Marie.
She DMDA saying if we could shout out her kids.
Hi, Marie.
Thank you for DM.
Rebecca, whose birthday was on Monday.
Wait for her kids.
Rebecca.
I'm saying the name.
Rebecca.
Rebecca.
Rebecca, who's birthday was on Monday.
Rebecca.
Happy.
Sebastian and Ezekiel.
Last Monday?
Yes.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Wait, today is Monday.
Sorry, I was late.
Dang.
How late did you see those days?
I'm sorry.
I don't mean.
A DM Maximo right now all your time.
Yeah.
DM him for two weeks from now.
And I know you're probably thinking you spell it like you should spell the word
M-A-X-I-M-O.
No, Maximo thought he was super cool.
M-A-C-K-C-K.
S-I-M-O at Maximo
Shout out Sebastian Ezekio
Who loves the Don't You Know I'm Local segment as well
Wow
And so, Seva, shout at you
Shout out Juanita
Who's listening to us from Rhode Island
Oh Juanita
Rhode Island
From the R-I
Woo-woo
And she listens
She listens to us on the app
She's out working
And she's like, yo, how do I tune in?
Wow
That's cool
And you told her?
Yes
I read did you say that's cool
yeah no no no no not you just saying that's that's cool
because I said that's cool she has FOMO and she still wants to tune in yeah
I got a bone to pick talking speaking of FOMO hold on on I
I know this is gonna be a thing because I said something wrong but whatever
you said something wrong yeah because I didn't mean it like that
and I knew it was really like your thoughts out loud it's crazy
hold on I have shout outs Jay Lopez dot 1519 is tuning for a
Oh my God, is tuning into us from Oceanside.
Oceanside.
Alicia wanted to shout out her sister and new brother-in-law,
Myra and Pablo.
They just got married on Friday.
Let's go.
We need a wedding, a wedding.
Let you know we do happy birthday.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Feliz wedding.
At thee.
Erica Sands wanted to shout out her kids, Anthony and Jazeel.
Jazeel.
Good morning.
I like that name.
I love that name.
Nice name.
Jzeel.
Jazio.
J.
Is it what a J?
Yeah.
I love J names, by the way.
I always wanted it.
Well, I'm never going to have kids anymore, but, but.
I got the thing on my arm.
I told you.
I told you if I'm going to give it to you, Lettie.
She's literally going to be a Letty.
Take it.
Take it.
Take it.
Take it.
Let's make up for what I'm about to talk about.
Okay, hold that.
You still have two more shout out.
Maria wanted a shout out her daughter, Alyssa,
and the rest of the girls at the soccer team.
from Venice High School.
Come on, Venice High.
For some wooded baby girls.
And Carla, oh yeah,
Carla Sandoval wanted to shout a junior
from his wife and son Aiden
for his birthday.
He just turned 31.
Nice.
A 31-year-old Aiden is crazy.
I'm ahead of the curve.
Dude, you keep the silver teeth, Aiden.
Let us see.
Me and him, me and him,
feel the same probably.
We got to deal with the new Eric kids,
man.
Carnishing our names.
Yeah.
31 year old Aiden.
What white lady was your mom around?
Maybe he's the start of the Aid.
Maybe he was the original silver tooth.
Yeah, because I feel like we took that name.
That was not our name to begin with.
Not at all.
Back in the day, it was Edgar Island Poe.
No, it's like, you're an Edgar.
Okay, I had a thought in the shower.
Okay.
Did Edgar Allan Poe have an Edgar cut?
You know what?
They called the Edgar Cup because of Edgar Al and...
Have you seen pictures?
and it kind of looks like he does have a bow.
But I'm only going off memory.
I didn't Google.
I was just in the shower like, whoa,
Edgar Allan Poe is that,
is that why?
It's crazy.
I think of freaking Edgar Allan Poe.
Wow.
I got more shout-outs now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Meanwhile,
you look at Edgar L'N-Poeuvre.
No, he did.
Look, he did.
He didn't have the Edgar.
Is it called the Ed?
Do you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let me see you.
No.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I've never seen that one.
Wow.
It's always like the one where he's going out.
I was like,
why the word.
Word Edgar.
Yeah.
Like you just hit?
I was thinking about like,
I'm going to post this on Brownback Morning 106.
To be honest,
since I'm throwing everybody on the bus,
let me know how the engine looks from down there.
I was like, dog,
we haven't done an Edgar report,
Vic.
Oh, I got some good ones.
Well, I hope so.
Just you wait.
I'm like, how is the Hispanic Heritage Month
that we haven't celebrated the Edgar?
So I'm like, wow,
what are like the most famous Edgar?
And then all of a sudden I think Edgar Allan Poe.
And I'm like, hey, his haircut.
Is that?
And then I just did the whole little connected dots puzzles crazy.
It was like the, what's that one movie?
You're not in my brain, so you don't know.
The Da Vinci Code.
It was like, oh, when they do the math.
Yeah, I was like,
Ther, too, do, do, do, do it, too, do.
Paragorean theme.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What do I think?
What do I think?
It's okay.
Taitaggarian.
Tamalito.
Star, a little shower off the steam.
Yeah.
Start doing a little math equating of the steam.
Like.
Wow.
Wow.
It makes sense.
Well, now that I got a million more.
Shout out to give.
Shout out, Elijah Maximus.
Yeah.
Lepe and Chief.
Lepe Chief.
They're on their way to San Diego for the week.
Hapa Lepe.
Also, shout out DeLasia from Paramount.
Come up, Paramount.
Seven years old and second grade.
She loves viving with the morning show.
Let's go, baby girl.
And as soon as she got in the car,
she asked to turn the radio on.
So much love.
Yes.
Okay, shout out.
I also got a bunch of shout out.
So big up to my girl, Carla, she works at Golden Boy,
and where I was hanging out with her,
she's like a boss at Golden Boy.
And it's just really cool to be there and to see other strong Latinas.
And she's like in a power position, and we're just talking about life.
I'm like, oh, they don't understand.
You got to kind of be brava sometimes to, like, make it.
And then I was like, yeah, me too.
Oh, my God.
We're so cool.
So shout out to her.
I had dinner with her, and it was really cool vibes.
Shout out to anybody that went out to Vegas for the fight,
Zuddo taking on Joe Smith.
It was our vibes fight.
And you know what?
Big of Golden Boy, because they have the rest of the,
the year pretty much set up with dope fights.
Like at the forum, Rocha's taking on Santillan,
and that's going to be at the forum.
It's going to be legendary.
Then come December, Ryan Garcia's going to fight.
It's going to be a vibe.
So celebrate the rest of the year with Golden Boy.
You know, I'm going to be tapped in.
Dude, I was wearing my fits.
I got some fits all.
I was proud of myself.
Low-key Forever 21 needs to tap in
because the way that I made those outfits from Forever look good.
I'm serious.
I was like, wow, look at me.
That's dope.
Because normally I go to Zara
And you have to spend so much money
So much money
Zara's expensive, guys
Yes it is
For one time that you're going to use that dress
Girl, that's my problem too
Yeah
Use the tag on it
I went to February 21
There used to be this show
Where the people are like
They show them like a high end picture
Like a fashion picture
And they're like you have to recreate this look
So they have to run it around the mall
And like recreate the look
I remember that
Yeah like I don't know what it was called
But
Project Jose
Thanks Jose
Thanks Jose
Jesse.
Yeah.
So I felt like that.
I was like, okay, I need this, but I need it for like on a good budget.
And I'm like, let me go to Forever 21.
And I made it happen.
I'm going to post my outfits and you're like, wow.
That's fine.
From La Forever.
Yes.
All right.
You ready for the beat?
La shout out.
Oh, La shot out to you.
Julian and Nana.
Yeah.
And Nana?
That's the last name.
Nano, nano.
No, no.
No.
No.
No.
No.
You said, you said, you said, and Nano.
And a little.
Julian Nano.
Julian Nano.
Shout out to you and to moms.
Yes.
Get into it.
All right.
So remember how I was talking about Vegas?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I was not here on Friday.
Yep.
So thank you guys so much for holding me down.
Oh, we got you.
We got you.
Yeah, we got you.
I yelled at Maximo afterwards because I was like, bro, you don't know radio.
If just someone doesn't show up on the air, we think they're fired.
Especially with the history of Parodal 6.
We're like, oh, my God, they're not on the radio.
Okay, call it what it is.
Yeah.
But here you guys are carrying on with your normal life,
not mentioning that Lettie's not here right now,
just having Irene pop in every other.
No, no, no, no, let me, let me, let me, let me.
Irene thinks because she did it on one break.
It equals the whole show.
Oh.
You guys, you need to stop thinking like that.
Yeah, no, you're right.
You're right.
Yeah.
That was my logic.
No one said, hey, letty's not here right now.
No one said.
It's just my third day here.
We had a conversation.
Yeah.
She didn't scream at me.
Okay.
I just talked to him very sternly.
Yeah.
Bravo.
I'm like, girl.
When Vic's gone, we say La April, he went to the Pesso Pluma concert.
He didn't want to wake up.
We say that.
But you have to say it so that people don't get all scared.
I don't know.
And so when Irene was doing the Do You Know I'm Locals, which thank you so much, baby girl, because I know you've got your stuff down.
I know you got your stories and all that stuff.
But you say like, hey, it's Irene.
Leti's not here.
I'm feeling in for her.
And it was crazy that I listened and she looked like she sounded like she was mad that she had to say, I'm filling in.
Yeah, yeah.
You guys even called her on it.
Oh my God, do we have the...
Oh, we have a lot.
This is, though.
You know, I'm local from 6 a.m.
On Friday from Irene.
What up, y'all?
So, this weekend.
Why are you laugh?
Oh, no, no, no, no, it's not that one.
It's not that one.
It's this one right here.
It's a girl, Irene, Philean for Leti today.
I was going to say this week.
It's only today.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm manifesting.
Oh.
I was like, you.
No, you guys called her on it.
Like, Dad, you're manifesting that you're taking let these plays?
No, never.
You're manifesting that.
Hey, this is Irene.
I'm your new mama now.
Honestly, you can have these kids.
And then the next time she went on,
she didn't even care to say what she was doing.
What up y'all?
So this weekend.
Why do you laugh?
What up, y'all?
I'm just here so I don't get mine.
I'm just here so I don't get fun.
That's wild, man.
Wait, you know why I'm here.
I love you, let me do, be bad.
You know why I'm here.
No, I don't know why you're here.
I'm a fair weather listener just tuning in.
I don't know why she's here.
I'm sorry, I'll do better next time.
It's okay.
If there is a next time.
Let it be you.
Next time is tomorrow.
Till forever.
If I ever show up missing you guys
Just question Irene
Just make sure that the detectives go to hem it
And question Irene
That they search her refrigerators
She has eight of them
All eight
And the backyard
That's wild
She's not turn me into a hello kitty real quick
Irene
Why are you acting like a ah?
No
I'm crazy
Damn
I'm
Manifist
I didn't eat like that
I'm manifesting
Take you like these places
No no no no
This is a great lesson learned because I bet you everyone will never forget.
Bro.
Be like, hey, I'm Irene filling in for Letty.
Just filling in.
Letty will be back, I promise.
Yeah.
Is that the segment you want?
No.
That's funny because we were talking about, we were discussing this yesterday because
Lettie was like, oh, now is the time to come up with a segment blah.
And I was like, oh, I don't haven't thought of anything.
And she was like, oh, so you were talking about Dutchino, I'm local cool.
And I was like, damn.
And I couldn't even explain.
I don't like explain myself via text.
Irene just started ignoring me.
She does,
I did get mad.
I just got irritated.
I was like,
you know what?
I'm at my other job.
I'm just gonna let it go
and I'll talk about it in the morning.
And the morning meets on air.
I know.
Irene.
I'm here.
I love you, baby girl.
I love you too.
Forever.
You can take my places if you want.
No, no, I don't want your place.
I don't want it.
You want to talk about a Gizi right now?
You want to talk about Charlotte Mafia?
A week cat.
The floor is yours.
Just know I support I support all of you.
Let's make let's make our magic
All right just don't kill me please Irene
No, I can still be here I'm not I'm not
One doesn't have to go away for you to exist
I like that you're here because then I get to learn from the best
Oh
She's so popular
You know that I've always thought that
So you guys can scroll back through my Twitter
and my Instagram I've always felt that way
Even before I met my day so shut up
Yeah
Because I know they're going to meet my dear.
Yeah, she's loved Ricky.
Letty, but Ricky?
Not so much.
Who's this Ricky chick on the radio?
That ain't even a girl's name.
I used to go by Ricky.
That's crazy.
No, I've been listening to her since.
Yeah.
Like, why should she get her to go with J. Cole?
I'm Dreamville.
You know, that's what made me love you more.
Dead ass.
I was just like, wow, that's so cool.
Have you seen the movie single white female?
No.
No.
Watch it.
All right.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for.
The homie helpline.
I think we just helped Irene.
I know, we're supposed to do Homey Houseline at 730.
That was our whole shout-up.
I apologize.
And you know what?
It's our family's vibe in here.
And it's literally a novella for the radio.
Me and Irene, that's my little baby girl.
This is like getting cooked at the cookout.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Can I saw that where somebody makes a mistake?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dog file.
Literally.
All right.
Look, no, but we got to help the other home girl, Stephanie.
Okay.
She sent us a DM and she said,
Hi, Brownback.
My name is Stephanie and I'm a senior in high school.
Last year I was in the cheerleading team,
but I had to leave because the girls who were captains didn't like me.
Oh.
Sheesh.
This year, I thought about joining but didn't because of them.
However, I've been watching them and feeling like I'm missing out,
especially since it's my last year of high school.
Should I let these girls influence me in, not joining,
or should I not care and ask to join again?
I don't want to be a part of the team, but I think I can help.
Oh, I do want to be a part of the team, and I think I can help them.
I also feel like I shouldn't let them intimidate me,
but what should I do because I hate drama in school?
What should I do?
Dang.
Okay.
You're saying bring it on?
Yeah.
I have seen bring on.
But I don't know that you could just join or not join.
I think
It's like a gang
Blood and Put out
Yeah
And it's like the beginning of the year
I already started
Baby girl you guys are homecoming vibes already
No I think because every
Every sport is a different season
So even though football's finishing
Next is basketball season
Yeah but the cheer squad is from the beginning of the year
Cheerleaders step in
I know you know this
Yeah it's full year
You try out in the summertime
I mean I don't know
Yeah
Well she wants to join
So we should, what do you think she should do?
As far as like, she let the girls intimidate her.
I think she already did.
Steph, you already did, Mamasita.
You already bowed out.
And that sucks.
Yeah.
My sister, I feel like she had like a similar situation.
She was in cheer in high school.
And it was not so much the girls.
Like she was cool with the girls.
It was the coach.
She felt like the coach was picking on her.
And that she didn't like her because,
she had beef with my sister, my other sister.
So your younger sister had issues because your older sister had beef with the coach.
And the coach is probably your older sister's age.
Exactly.
We think coach, we think adult.
Cheer coaches are like teams.
Yeah, they're young.
So they had like some beef over a guy or something that like that girl, the coach's like
boyfriend liked my sister in high school, like some petty stuff, you know.
And then so my sister always felt like.
Your younger sister.
younger sister always felt like man like this girl is picking on me she's not you know putting me
where i'm supposed to be she's always being mean to me so eventually she was like this is just too much
i'm out yeah she ended up leaving cheer can really break your heart i wasn't even in chair into book
my oh why because they have the cool office every friday they wear their spirit like their skirts
and i'm like they can never and then i remember trying so at hoover we had we had cheer drill team
and song it was different things of the same thing right drill team just
did once like very more robotic yeah uh cheer did the give me a h and then a song was like
twerk twerk torque twerk yeah uh yeah stop we're teens no songs
song stuff yeah song was like singing because you said it a little bit yeah a little bit you just
saw me pop it a little bit you're like really anyway oh i did not think like that
daniela he has he has glitter on his eyebrow danela tamalito okay so i tried out
And I try my best.
It was crazy.
I still remember being in my room, like, envisioning that I was going to be in song.
And I was a senior already.
Yeah.
So I was our junior.
I was a junior already.
And so I knew already, like, with these types of, like, squads, you, if you get in freshman year.
And even with cheer, they've been doing cheers since middle school since before, the outside
leagues and all of that.
And I just remember, like, I just had so much faith.
Like, I'm going to do it.
I was doing my little workouts.
Like, I'm going to be in song.
I'm going to be in song.
And then I remember trying out.
And I had a couple home girls in songs,
and I'm like, I got this.
And then they didn't, they didn't choose me.
Yeah, it's crazy.
I was so sad.
But it broke my heart.
And then after that, you know, it's so crazy is that they still gave me the next year.
The school still gave me, like that period to be with song.
But I didn't make it on the team.
So I remember the, I got just denied twice.
I got denied when they didn't accept me during the summer.
And the school slotted me in to be in song, to be in the chief.
or that period.
So then I'm like, oh, maybe even if they didn't let me, I'll still be in because of school
let me.
Yeah.
And then I show up, they're like, no, we didn't accept, like, you didn't make it.
I swear to.
That's cool.
I swear.
But I know I was showing you up, like, who cares?
Maybe they'll forget or whatever.
But they knew, like, girl, we didn't accept you.
Why are you here?
Go get your schedule chair.
Go get PE, baby girl.
Get out of here.
Didn't we tell you?
Yeah.
He doesn't even go here.
Yeah.
We totally missed the eight count.
Oh my God.
You don't twerk on that beat.
And that's messed up because they could have, like, taught you.
Like, they could coach you into, like, being a better version.
It's cheer, dance, drill, all of that.
And so what I would tell Steph is if you can still get into a team, do the one that's not cheer.
Your school probably has a drill team.
Your school probably has, like, yeah.
Band?
Yeah, dude, be in the bed.
Be in the band?
No, she wanted to be a cheerleader.
But she left.
But she wants that vibe.
She wants that lifestyle.
You know what it is?
is transfer schools.
It's not a...
Join the new tier.
Yeah, because...
Transfer schools to the op school.
Yes.
That sounds easy, man, but for a parent, they're going to be like,
ha!
That's lovely.
You ain't go to know it.
Crazy.
I don't know.
Because you probably see her get bullied.
Yeah.
All right.
We want to hear from you.
If you've been in cheer, been heartbroken by cheer, if you understand Stephanie's
pain, okay?
She's been bullied by the captains of her cheer squad, so much so that she left this year,
but it's having severe fomo.
She wants it back in.
Yeah.
But she also doesn't know one, like, if she can.
What would you tell her?
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Okay, who sent us this little voice note?
Maximization.
You don't even know their name.
Dio Maximo, don't even know your name.
Other sci-fi.
That's crazy.
You don't know my name.
Dio, Maximo, please.
Don't forget me.
Don't forget me.
Shout out the kid that sent a voice note.
Thank you.
Aw.
Did you say we're being real?
What?
Yeah.
I don't know what.
Is he taking the rating?
Oh, wow.
Oh.
We're really real.
He knows the truth.
Oh, Ticole.
Hey, your brother, your sister needs to stay home.
But you, I know they got the car.
Shout out Liz.
That's Liz.
Babies.
Liz Diaz.
Liz Diaz and her kids.
Thank you Liz Diaz, sons, for sending that.
We appreciate it.
I love you back.
So cute.
So cute.
And I love that little, too.
The little ronko in the back.
Put some vicks on it.
Yeah.
I know Liz, too.
He's still going to school.
I'm not going to keep him here.
Yeah.
It's just the cop.
It's just a cop.
It's just, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The kids need to get it anyway.
Get out of the way.
All right.
It's just us.
Okay.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone lines.
We got you for the homie helpline.
Stephanie's trying to quit being a quitter.
All right?
That's my stuff, but it's real.
Yeah, last year she was on the high school cheerleading team,
and then she quit because the girls were mean
and she was getting bullied and all this stuff.
And now she wants to rejoin,
but she also doesn't want to deal with the drama.
So we're trying to help her out see what her options are.
She's to beat him up.
Yeah, she could do that.
Go up to the biggest, meanest girl.
and assert her dominance.
Yeah.
Right?
She's like jail.
Like jail, right?
I'm about to run this joint.
Okay, if these are the captains,
that means the cheer squad might be toxic.
Yeah, it sounds like.
Because if the captains are mean,
sometimes it's not like that.
And a lot of that falls on the coach then.
Yeah.
Because the coach is the should be the adult.
And then there's the captains,
which are the students.
Sometimes the coach is like really young,
but still older than all them.
Yes.
Like, that's got to be like, bro.
Come on.
You can't let this.
You can't let them be little tyrants.
Yeah, don't be like that.
Yeah.
Or what did she do?
Why do they mean to?
True.
But we do have people on the line.
Who are we going to Westminster, Angie?
We have Veronica from O.C. on line two.
Okay.
Vero.
Good morning, Veronica.
Veronica.
Good morning, Ralph, guys.
Hey.
Good morning.
You sound like a cheerleader.
Yeah, give me a B.
Hey.
Hi.
So, I can kind of relate.
to this girl because I was I was an advanced team sophomore my sophomore junior and senior year
and so there is an instance where you know we had coaches as well and the coaches were obviously
there were students but at the time they were seniors so I was a sophomore at the time and they were
seniors so basically the environment was very toxic they talked about basically everyone on the team
they would talk about me they would talk about all the newbies it was very it was very toxic yeah
and it really makes everyone feel so bad about these ones because we all just wanted to have fun and we
I just wanted to enjoy it, you know, just bands, but they wanted to be party poopers.
They wanted to be rude.
So basically how I dealt with it is I remember one time I came home crying because I was so tired of it.
And I felt so like horrible.
And I was like, why do they keep bugging me?
Like, I feel like they, like they're just buggy me.
And I feel like they, I feel like targeted.
Yeah, I felt kind of targeted at first.
After a while, I felt targeted.
And I felt like they were coming towards me specifically.
And all you wanted to do is just dance?
Just dance.
Yes, I do like the dance in half the way.
I'm kidding.
That makes sense.
She's like, I can't even open up to you guys.
Everything's a joke.
All the mother was to dance.
She's like, my parents did the same thing.
Oh, now she's like, she wants to just dance.
How about you go to school?
I don't pay for they just dance.
All right, no, but they were being.
mean to you and did you had to get out of it or did you stay put?
No, I, at first I wanted to get out of it.
But the way that I, the way that I kind of had to, you know, I kind of had to take myself
out of that myself.
Because when I tried to report it to the teacher, he didn't really do anything about it
at the time, to be honest with you.
But I kind of had to take it into my own hands.
So I kind of just said, you know what?
Like, F this, I don't care anymore.
I'm going to do what I want to do.
Like, I want to have fun, especially when it came to my senior year, I was ready to
just like have fun at that point.
Like my advice to her is honestly just, girl, if it's your senior year, please, like, just have fun.
Yeah.
Forget them have fun because you only do this once in a lifetime.
And I wish it in my senior year, I had gave in, I have, like, literally I wish that I had gave in more my senior year and like not been, not have been so scared because of that reason.
But to her, I tell her, like, girl, just ignore them.
Do it.
Like, you're going to regret it if you don't.
Right.
You're going to, like, it's only a once in a lifetime that you do this.
And it's like, honestly, just do it.
Like, who cares?
And it is strong.
It is strong that, like, she even stepped out of it.
You know, because a lot of girls would stay in that.
Yeah.
Stay in that to be a part of it because you don't want to miss out on, like, the spirit week and all the cheer stuff and wear those cute skirts and all that.
But it's like, yeah, all the activities.
But it's like, you've got to save yourself at that point.
Exactly.
You just got to save yourself at that point.
Think about yourself, honestly.
Join again.
Yeah.
Not that game.
Go from just dancing to
start your own party crew.
Start your party crew.
Start beefing with the dance team.
Have a dance off like in white chicks.
Charge them double at the door.
Yeah.
KPWR, Los Angeles.
We're still inside the homey help line.
Our babysita, Stephanie, she's a senior in high school.
Last year she was in the cheerleading team,
but she left because the captains were mean to her.
They were picking on her.
And she's kind of having second thought.
She's been talking to the coach.
Like, hey, I don't know if I want to come back,
but the situation is still toxic.
So she doesn't know if she should go back on the team
or if she should just let her senior year go by
without being part of cheer.
I know one thing for cheer girls.
Again, this has been their whole life.
So it's really hard for them to like let go of that.
Yep.
You know?
Who else we got, Westminster, Angie?
We have Lynette from Ontario on line three.
All right.
Lynette.
Lynette?
What's up, Lynette?
Give me an L.
I'm in here today.
Come, come, honey, girl.
Okay, after work, so you just left work?
Yes.
Oh, my gosh.
What do you do for living?
Amazon.
Oh.
Thank you for delivering the packages.
I'm so much.
I know y'all packages.
Yeah.
Nanette, you are the real MVP.
You're the full package.
Yeah.
Thank you.
All right.
Good advice.
All right.
Talk to us.
Instead of being a live, going to the rival school,
do the cheers in the stand.
Be your own cheerleader.
Come on.
She does.
I love that because that reminds me to bring it on.
When the girls were,
the Rancho, Cucamonga,
whatever high schools were doing it.
And then the Clovers were like,
oh, we can do it way better.
Watch this.
Yes, and she got something to add
They're going to be on your side
They're going to be looking at shoes
Come on, Sparkle, Sparkle!
I like that because now you don't...
It's no more your year and do not have FOMO about nothing.
Come on.
There's no room for FOMO.
Make those stands yours
Because at the same time, being a cheerleader,
you have to listen to the captains
If they say you can't pop it one way
during the set, you can't pop it one way,
but in the stands you can do whatever you want.
Yeah.
That's a great advice.
At the reunion, they still remember me and love me.
Shut up, Krinsh.
Okay, so you were on the cheer squad.
You on the walls?
Yeah.
My sister and everything.
Can you teach us a cheer?
Yes.
Okay, I know you got it.
I'm so excited.
I've never been a party.
Hey.
Shake.
Hey, hey, shake.
Shake.
Hey, hey, shake.
Hey, shake.
Sorry, it's us.
We suck.
Linette, you're killing it right now.
It's us.
We suck.
What's all we did was shake?
Or shake.
That part.
That's not needed to happen.
Come on.
You're in the rafters with your jersey up.
Let's go.
Come on.
Thank you so much for listening, baby girl.
Your energy is amazing.
Thank you for having me.
Let's go.
Shake.
Shake, shake.
Okay, don't mess it up.
Don't mess it out.
Don't mess it out.
I think big.
I think big mess is it.
It wasn't me.
This is how we used to do it back in the day.
It's big because he has like a big bite, so he's doing one hand and he has like lower.
Where are you?
Are you?
That's what I'm shaking, I guess.
Your cashews?
Your little cashews over there?
My macadamias.
We're talking about the food kids.
Oh my God.
As we helped this high school senior.
It's hot.
I didn't press no buttons for the record.
Oh, God.
Turning into Westminster Hengie.
Who else is on the line?
We had Nikki from Englewood on line four.
Who?
Nikki from Englewood on line for.
Nikki.
Nikki.
Hey, hey, good morning, Brown, babe.
Hey, good morning, Nikki.
Hey, Nikki, you're so fine, you so fine, you're so fine.
You blow my mind.
Hey, Nikki.
Hey, hey, hey, Nicky.
Hey, we got that one.
Mickey, talk to us.
What would you tell this baby girl, Stephanie?
Oh, Stephanie is in a tough place.
I'm going to say she needs to get some thick skin because these extremely toxic.
Yeah.
My daughter, she went through the same thing.
Mind you, she was cheering for Pop Warner since she was five.
Ooh.
Get to high school, decides that she wants to cheer.
So she already has a Pop Warner experience, right?
So she goes to high school, first two years with COVID.
so they didn't do anything.
Her junior year, she joined the chair team,
and she felt like, you know what,
I can bring something to this team
because I could give them a little something more than what they have.
Her experience, everything that she's been through,
she's been prep for this.
Yep.
So she joins the team, and she gets bullied.
She's like, they don't, they're not like my cheer sisters.
Like, I feel like I can help them even more, though.
Like, I'm going to apply for captain.
So she tried out for captain.
senior year she gets captain and it got worse from there and it wasn't I don't know who said it but somebody talked about the coaches and then the head of the team like the body's going to go where the head goes and so she taught and for me I turned it into a life lesson for her she would come home she would feel discouraged she felt like why are they treating me this way I'm just like trying to help out and I said to her well talk to the coach like for me like let's be proactive about this let's talk about this let's talk about this let's talk about this.
to the college, bring it to their attention. She did all of that. And I tell you, Brownback,
by the end of her senior year, she was so over it. She was over them. She learned who they were
as people, but what she learned even more was who she was as a person. She followed her heart.
She did what she needed to do. She really, and I told her, I said, the world is not going to give
you everything you want. You got to make a way. So my advice to Stephanie is to follow her heart.
Somebody said, if she doesn't do it, she's going to regret it. Absolutely.
I think that she will, but get some thick skin around along the way because it is not going to be easy.
It's going to be a life lesson every day she shows up, but show up her best self.
That's going to make them hate her even more.
Come on.
Give them a reason to hate.
My haters make me famous.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Talk to me about baby girl, though.
Do you think that Pop Warner is a different environment than high school cheer?
Because it seems like high school in general is toxic, right?
But do you think Pop Warner was just?
So something like that was more healthy for a girl that wants to be in cheer, wants the friendship and the unity for it?
Absolutely.
My daughter got that.
I have two daughters, and they both did Pop Warner starting at age five through 14.
And those girls that they, it's still, you know, girls are drama.
Let's be clear.
Girls are drama.
All right.
I was trying to hide it.
I didn't want the world to know.
We're very friendly.
Those Pop Warner girls are her sisters today.
She was a freshman in college.
she could still reach out to them and she still does.
That's how Pop Warner differs in my opinion in the four years in high school.
I love that.
Well, look, that was great advice.
Shout out to our baby girl, Nikki, and her daughter.
Thanks, Mickey.
Yeah.
To me, I'm just thinking to bring it on so much.
There used to be another cheer movie because I'm only thinking, that's all right, that's okay.
You're going to put my guess in there.
You can't just say that to these girls?
You can't just say that to them?
No?
All right.
What's that big?
No, I was just saying, I love that energy of like just, I love that girl.
girl that she talked about, she became cheer captain and was trying to, like, set the rules,
but it seemed like the other kids weren't trying to follow.
And the coach wasn't either, because that's what she meant, too.
Like, the coach is the head.
Like, they can really call the shots.
And if they're letting the environment be how it is, it's lost.
But she can always say that she was cheer captain.
So I think Stephanie needs to, like, do the same thing.
And it's like, become captain.
Become captain.
Have them really hate you.
Take over.
Make them be your workers, low worker bees.
Yeah.
Was the Chen again?
You're going to put my gas today?
You didn't watch bring it on?
I don't remember that.
Can you teach us real quick?
That's all right.
That's okay.
You're going to pump our gas someday.
You know it, fool.
I just don't want to hear you saying.
All right.
But we don't even do that here.
We don't pump gas out here.
Nobody wants to pump gas on here.
$7.
We need a new chance to this.
Yeah, a new cheer movie like you said, Letty.
Okay.
We got one more caller?
Yes, we do.
We have Monique from Long Beach on line one.
All right.
Monique.
Neek.
Good morning, Brown.
Good morning, Monty.
Long Beach tapped in today.
What's up?
Good morning.
I was calling because I'm trying to help baby girl out.
Okay.
I do agree with the last caller a whole hell of a lot.
But being a young woman that's been in basketball in high school and in college,
that's not the best look because they're going to haze the heck out of her.
They're going to bully her.
Not only is it going to happen.
on the court when the coach is not looking, it's going to happen outside.
So they can't get her while they're in practice.
They're going to get her outside of practice.
Now they're driving to get her whenever they have a chance.
Yeah.
Because why?
The coach is aware of it.
She wants to come back.
They're going to haze her harder.
Yeah.
So again, I mean, if she doesn't have to drive her out again.
Yep.
Yep.
That's not for her.
And that's going to make her, that's going to mess her up for life.
As she gets older, it's going to mess her up for life.
So that's not the best thing for her.
That is a fair warning.
That makes a lot of sense.
Yeah, because there is a...
Stephanie, Stephanie, go to the corner of the school.
You might think there's no one there.
There is.
It's a group of girls.
It smells like hairspray.
They're probably piercing each other's noses, ears, tongues, under the lip, all of that.
You're going to ask for la temper, okay?
You're going to be like, hey, what's up, what you need?
All right?
And you're just going to be like, hey, I need protection, okay?
It'll probably cost you a couple bags of hot cheetos a day.
But those girls will not mess with you.
Have my Vita Loka's to practice and let them try it, okay?
There's going to be a girl.
Her name is Chucky.
She does not look like Dudaal, okay?
It looks like she eats like other girls for breakfast, okay?
Just have them walk you to cheer practice and just stand there, all right?
Have an army of by no-house.
It will work in your favor.
Because even if they want to bully you,
they got to go home at the end of the day, okay?
And you know who's there?
You know who's on the block?
La Tempera and Chuckie.
All right?
I think we have baby girls.
I'm already envisioning like picture in that.
Yeah, they're there.
They're there.
I promise you.
Yo, that is the scene to a movie.
You are the writer of the new cheerleader movie.
Yeah.
For real.
Get to me.
It works.
It works.
It works.
All right, Angie.
Let's get into the Cheesme.
All right.
Samba with Angie.
You guys, I'm so excited for this one.
Because Bad Buddy finally confirmed that he's dropping a new album, a new album,
a new album's on the way, you guys.
Word on the street?
No, he confirmed it himself.
Okay.
He went onto Twitter and he dropped like a numberless track of like,
Weigel.
Fire.
One through 22, so we know it's going to be a 22 track album, you guys.
And just fuego.
Just fuego.
So that.
That means all the singles he's dropped are not going to be on it.
What? He said that.
That was crazy.
That was September.
If he is dropping an album, he did like an undercover rollout because he never mentioned it.
No, he said he was taking this year off.
That's what he said in the beginning of year.
He was.
What a liar.
What is he?
Is he a Pisces?
Yeah, he is.
Oh my God.
Yeah, look away, fool.
Look away.
All right, but he's going to go.
No, he's going to be dropping it to you guys because he did the same thing for his last
album, Um Verano Sinti, he did the same thing where he just went on Twitter and did the whole fire,
fight, fire, fire, fire.
I like it.
And that was fire.
And that was fire.
So I kind of believe him.
And then not only that, but on Saturday, he's doing S-NL October 21st, I believe.
Yes.
Same rollout as Verano Sinti.
Wow.
And then, you guys, and then me being a Chizmosa, I went on to Genius and you can see, big rumor,
big rumor, you guys, that that album's going to be dropping this Friday.
this Friday?
Friday the 13.
What?
Again, rumor has it.
And Jessica, this Friday, a new bad bunny album?
Yep.
That's crazy.
Wow.
If it doesn't happen, then we're just kidding.
But if it does happen, you're already here first.
That's right.
No, but Angie, like, I know some people that know some people that know him, and they told
me a couple months ago, yeah, he was going to drop something soon.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, no, no.
That's crazy.
You didn't say it.
Exactly.
Get out of here, Vic.
You're fired.
What?
What?
That's so messed up.
On gay?
On the set?
You're out.
Guys, I know some people too.
Shut up.
They told me.
No, I'm kidding.
You're going to feel left out now?
If you just want to be outside with the day, then just go.
No, what I was going to say is, I just worried that it's not a summer album.
Because the last album was like the full, I know, the time is dropping it means it's not going to be like the turn-up party vibe.
It's going to be like the more, like dark.
Okay, a lot of us got hip to bad bunny with this last album.
A lot of us got hip this time around.
But he's had like those dark albums and people like those darker.
Yeah, the whole trap-ed-out show.
Yeah.
So I'm not even mad at that.
Even if it's like...
Even the album he did that was like more rock inspired.
It was still good.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Angie was my whole like Latin trap little birdie.
And then she got into bad money.
Yeah.
It's just I'm just, I'm such a new fan.
Yeah, I jumped on the bandwagon real quick.
But I'm excited for the new stuff.
That's so awesome.
Yeah, me too, you guys.
But besides, oh, go ahead.
I was going to say Vic.
Yeah, that was really crazy.
Yeah, that's right.
Okay, how long have you known?
Call us if you've ever had a homie.
That keeps stuff from you and then you're like, you think that you've discovered something and then they tell you, oh, yeah, I knew that.
I'm just confirming your guys.
Like, oh, you're barely hearing about that.
I knew about that, like pretty much.
So what did they tell you these people that you know?
Not you said it already, bro.
Don't tell me you have the album.
No, I don't have that.
No, no.
I didn't, it's like, it's just.
They did the artwork?
What's this one like?
No, no, not that person.
But they were just like, oh, yeah, like he's going to drop something.
Who else do you know that knows bad bunny?
Kendall?
No.
You know that candle?
I don't.
I don't.
No, they had told me they're like, yeah, they're going to do something pretty soon this year.
And then next year they're going to visit.
Say it.
Oh, my God.
Say it.
All of Los Angeles is listening, but you did it to yourself.
Yeah.
Well, whoever told them this, that's why you don't tell us.
amazing yeah that's why I didn't say anything for like three months you said I just
said I know some people that know some people you could take that to the grain yeah you couldn't
let Angie confirm her up as a homie thank you thank you but I'm still mad that you need three months
ago so back in July and you didn't tell us anything but it's just like you just hear stuff and then you're
like I don't know you just brush it off I don't want to be wrong yeah but you're not wrong but now that
I'm right.
Yeah.
Now it's all making sense.
Oh, you're so annoying.
Jesus Christ.
So a new album,
a new bad bunny album is gonna.
Yeah, and it's gonna be called
Nadia Zave and nobody knows.
He's been hinting that.
How do you know that?
He's been hinting that,
you guys, he's been hinting.
Vic, is that what it's called?
I don't know.
I don't know, Vic just confirmed.
Hold on,
nobody knows.
Nobody knows.
All right, you guys,
but besides that, you guys,
last night,
oh, you bad bunny.
Why do you get me mad?
He gets me happy,
and then he gets me mad.
Dude.
Pisces.
I...
He took out a candle on a little date
and he went to take her to see Luis Miguel.
Fool, Luis Miguel is like icon in Spanish.
Yeah.
You guys like...
My idea loves Luis Miguel.
Yes.
Yeah.
It's like a hot...
Green eyes.
Yeah, very good looking.
He sings great.
Hot ticket.
Yeah, he does.
Yeah, he does.
Oh, okay.
I just know his photos because my Tia's like,
that's your Tiu.
Exactly.
Why did every album cover that he had?
It was like super zoomed into his face.
Like, look at him.
So good looking at him.
So, it's mesmerizing.
Ooh, actually.
Duh.
The Pthias love that guy.
So bad bunny took her.
Took Kendall.
Kendall doesn't even understand.
That's like a waste of a ticket.
A waste of a tea.
Angelica.
Yeah, no, it is.
It is.
I agree.
You could have taken your Tia.
Okay.
Titi.
Who's to say that Kendall don't know Spanish?
She doesn't know.
She probably took like Spanish 7 in high school.
or whatever.
So she knows
little
tacos.
Yeah.
Yeah, she went to high school.
I'm sure she's
learning Spanish.
She has to be learning Spanish.
My dad had a white girl
girlfriend in high school.
She taught him English
and he taught her
Spanish.
Thanks.
Make love.
Yeah.
I take it back.
I take it that.
Gross.
Ew.
She taught her
suavement.
She's so cring.
She's going to
She's going to come back.
She's going to come back and kick me out.
He's going to get from his hernia surgery.
I don't know. I don't know you got a how to get a hernia
That's crazy.
Apat!
Letizier, come and come,
Maximo and Vic right now.
Talking bad about you.
What was happening?
What is, and go.
Gando went to see you with Miguel and doesn't understand anything.
Waste of a ticket.
Okay.
Waste of a seat.
That's what I'm going to say.
When you bring your man.
That's what I'm going to say when you bring Marcus to an atmosphere concert.
Or a Spanish concert.
I want to think of a ticket.
I wouldn't take him to a Spanish concert, but he actually does like atmosphere.
Don't lie.
He's going to just let you go by yourself to a Spanish concert?
Yeah, because I would take somebody else.
Whoa.
Oh, you know, that's true because she went to group of feedback without him.
Yeah.
And the whole time she was saying, don't say it.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Fudge, Marcus.
Fudge, Marcus.
Why?
Because yeah, Superima was on.
Okay.
Yeah, I know that I can't take Codhead to any type of concerts that I like.
His style of rap and my stuff.
style of rap, two different reps.
I love atmosphere.
And I remember I took it.
I think it was Aaron's style.
Air and style.
Atmospheric was there and I'm like, oh my God,
where I just started dating, I'm like, you need to change my life.
All of that.
And he's just standing there judging.
You can't even vibe or nothing.
Yeah.
He's like, so you all want to slit your race.
And I'm like, no.
I swear I'm like, Amateur fans are not even like that, bro.
Chill out.
Hey, Hold on his like, where's his Rolex?
Yeah, exactly.
He was a rabbi
So he wants to be underground?
Like, damn.
But it kills your whole vibe.
It does, because I was legit, like,
vibing out, like, atmosphere.
Yeah, that's why I'm thinking.
I'm like, why do people do that?
Take your significant other.
Yeah, to a concert.
I understand.
For an experience?
For a day?
For a fight.
It's mainly.
Yeah.
Oh, you've done that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, so when I was,
dating Sega.
We went to the Forcea Rekida.
Moment of silence for Sega.
She's not passed away.
Their relationship is though.
Yeah.
But yeah, I took her to Forza Rehita and I was like super excited about it and I was like, have
you heard them?
She was like, uh, kind of.
And then I was like, no, but like tell me right now if you like them for real because
if not I don't want to take you, you're going to be there, you're going to annoy me
like all this stuff.
She's like, no, no.
You're going to annoy me?
You told her that?
Yeah, because it's like I'm going to be so into it.
And then like you're not even knowing.
what I'm into or like why like I'm like yeah like to a certain song she wasn't it wasn't a vibe no like it was
just uh I thought my remember was it was it was I remember was it was I did we see Vic or who was
who was walking with me that we saw me oh yeah yeah yeah remember what happened and they remember
her purse is so funny I was so mad I was so much she like annoyed you like the whole
this is how I knew it was over for Vic and his girl and it's so funny because all throughout
the time he's like yeah we're forever and I'm like no you're not
But we show up, and it's so funny because she's dressed up as cute as can be.
She looks like she's going to stage coach.
Yeah.
Which is like the white vibes of like country.
Yeah.
And she brings this big old purse.
And if anyone knows concerts right now, you cannot take big purses.
It has to be like a little wallet size, if not a clear bag.
But I know Vic and Vic didn't want to walk back to the car.
It's funny because we're all going to walk in together.
As soon as they started checking her for her purse, I'm like, Angie, let's go.
We're not waiting for her.
She's not our girlfriend.
She's not our girlfriend.
Oh yeah, no, we were late already.
Like, I'm not trying to miss anymore.
We were about to miss the songs.
We could hear them coming on.
And then we had to, like, walk all the way back.
And then I just.
Vic ended up stuffing her purse in his pants.
And walking in with it.
That's a smuggle it.
Nice.
That's crazy.
How uncomfortable.
And then not only that, but she killed your vibe inside the concert, too.
A little bit.
You're trying to vibe.
And it's like, you look at her and it's like, she's not.
Oh, my God.
It was like...
And I'm the one that didn't like her.
No.
No.
No, it was like, okay, like, it was cool.
By the way, I like her a lot.
Yeah, no, like, it was cool.
Like, she didn't, like, totally kill my vibe,
but it's just also knowing that, like,
somebody probably would have appreciated it more.
That's what I'm saying?
Find her at Colicci Town.
How did it feel when you went to church?
Was it the same?
Like, that's like her, you know what?
I took him to church and he had,
he didn't even dress right.
And I told him, hey, you better participate.
Because when they start talking about Jesus Christo,
You need to chime in.
I feel like I was fully in there.
Were you singing?
Yeah, I was singing.
I was singing.
No, it's in English.
It's the new one.
They wear like Jordans.
Yeah, they were like Jordan.
Oh, it's a cool.
The pastor was dressed like me.
It was like, it was like a warehouse and it's not like a church.
No, it was like a mega church.
They just flipped Justin Bieber songs to be about Jesus.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Y'all leave my homie alone.
Who, Jesus or Jesus?
I was like, what are you different of Vic like that?
J.C. was the original J.
J.
All right.
Thanks.
Are you a believer?
Okay, but don't do it.
No, don't do it.
I didn't do it with a significant other, but I did it with my sister.
And we went to see Pitbull.
You guys, pit bull, like, of all people, high vibes.
The whole time.
Did he do?
Yes.
You guys, all the big.
No.
I'm keeping it going.
I'm keeping it going.
We never let it go.
No, the whole time I'm standing, dancing.
I don't care, Angie.
This is a very long intro
No, no, no
No
The following is not in 10
I think so
They're like a long
They don't even last this long
Oh
Excuse me
Call that girl Bojangus
Tigger Tigger Tigger
And she was not
Viving to that
She was not bringing it back
She was sitting down
And in my head
I'm like first and last time
Never a game
Waste of a ticket
Waste of a ticket
Waste of a time
Waste of space
This is your family
You need to be careful
Because you still live with them
And you still got to go back home
It's okay
She knows how I felt
I paid $80 for parking
And she still didn't dance
How are you there not enjoying it?
I'm not dancing
She stayed put to this
If you got a big on
Boots.
Does she have big old booty?
Does she need to?
No, you're right.
You're right.
No, but when I saw that, I'm like, oh, my God, that funny.
What did she do?
What did you do?
It just reminded me of that one time.
Yeah.
All right, Angie.
Well, thank you for making us play, people.
Reminding us who we shouldn't have brought to wear.
For real.
She's going to text here.
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Power to see.
Hey.
Hey, man.
We're playing.
It's the weekend again.
This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
All right.
Who remembers Home-Eck?
Me.
Is that just big?
Yeah.
Does I have it?
Home economics?
The economics of the home?
I remember it, but I didn't take it.
You didn't take it?
No.
How do you guys live your life without having gone to Homeick?
I had a Mexican mom.
Is that the reason I'm the only one that knows how to make a home?
I don't know.
What are you trying to say?
Okay, I make pasta all the time.
So while the guys were taking shop and wood class, the girls were taking home.
Meck.
I was in soccer, so I had to take X and extra PE classes sucked.
And it didn't help me at all, as you can see.
You used choir?
Yeah, it was a whipets choir.
And that's why girls don't know how to cook these days.
Get him off the field and in the kitchen.
I'm not using breeds.
What?
What was that, Maximo?
Wow.
Why did you say that, bro?
He said get him out of the field and in the kitchen.
What?
That's crazy.
Why would you say that?
I have a different voice than you.
You do have a different voice.
Okay.
Homemec.
It was like where they tell you how to watch dishes.
They tell you how to bake.
You've never heard.
I'm not.
No.
Never.
What?
All right.
Why would they have?
What district is?
What do you mean?
That was like a downy unified school district.
So I'm assuming this comes from like the 50s and all that when they literally had to teach the women how to be women because you know, we can't think for ourselves.
Don't ask me.
I'm just a girl.
That's from like the Simpson.
I love you.
She's so much.
Yeah.
The fact that that registered to you?
Okay.
So you take that.
Vic,
why did you take it?
It was a co-ed or whatever you want to call it.
Like an elective, but.
Yeah.
And then,
I mean,
honestly,
I just,
I figured there would be a lot of girls in there.
I was like,
genius.
Yeah, right?
There was a lot of choos in there for some reason.
Like,
Hey, fool,
help me that baking,
uh,
baking pan,
food.
That's where I learned how to properly wash dishes.
Do I wash dishes?
No.
I know if you're listening.
you're like well why don't you do it that's my dad's chore we each have our chores in the house yeah
i'm putting in the way of the clothes all right but you do you know how to properly wash dishes
uh yeah i think it what is it what is it how do you properly wash dishes with the
sponge and you go there's an order that you're supposed to go oh well please and then you know
happy birthday song wow wow then you you do the happy birthday song and then you oh you guys are all
wrong yeah you fill up the the thing to
top with water.
No.
You clog the drain and then.
You clean the plate?
You let your mother and all do it.
It's in the order of which things you wash for it.
What is he saying?
He's having side conversation.
No, I'm not.
He said you get a girlfriend.
Watch, that's why they're on their child period with him.
They just get tired of doing his chores.
It's like a maid service.
Big help. They're a big help.
All right.
No.
You're supposed to start with the things that touch your mouth more frequently.
So you start by washing the utensils, then the cups, then the plates, then the pots.
It goes by order of what touches your mouth.
Because you don't want to wash a pot and then you end up washing the utensils last.
And then maybe stuff gets like put over, bacteria, all that.
There's a whole thing.
I learned that in Homek.
I didn't know that rule.
but I always do that.
Yeah, you start by the thing
that touches your mouth first.
I would always go from smallest to biggest.
Fabe, so that makes sense.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow. We learned something today.
Okay, but speaking of, Homeck,
Vick, you didn't learn that?
Do you learn how to do eggs?
Yeah.
He learned how to do pasta.
Baking.
What else?
You can bake, bro?
Yeah.
I don't believe.
I don't believe.
I can bake cookies all the time.
Is the breaking?
Yeah, shake and bake?
A little shake.
A little pilsberry dough.
No, yeah.
There was other things that would teach you how to like, yeah, like, I forgot what meals, but it was like little good meals.
I was like, okay, cool.
Lunchables doesn't count.
He wasn't lunchables.
The home egg teacher, she was good.
She was good.
Whether I retained the information or not is not a reflection of her.
I retain that information, the washing the dishes.
But that's the hearing or not.
We got to big it up to Ontario High, which probably has the best home egg class in SoCal.
And I'm going to tell you why.
They're actually teaching their kids how to be freaking culinary chefs.
Oh, what?
There is a culinary arts program going down in Ontario High School,
which is definitely set to give us our next generation of chef and restaurateurs at the school.
So you learn scrambled eggs?
They're learning like a whole like a whole smorgas board.
I don't know how to spell that.
Red a too.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're better than those.
That's smart because like there's a lot of what like there's casinos out there.
Yep.
So one of the reasons may be to help out with like the old.
openings that are going on in the casino surrounding the area.
But I like how it's like a pipeline from Homek at Ontario High to the Morongo.
To Sabobah Casino.
Go or get Pachanga.
No, that's great, though, because that's realistic.
Like, a lot of times it's like you go to school and they're like, yeah, you can be all you can be.
And it's like, yeah, that sounds nice.
But like, where can I actually get a job that will pay for me and my bills and my family and all this stuff?
And I can, you know, be on my own and stuff like that.
So that's dope.
That is cool.
The crime is going to go down.
Yeah, the crime could go down too.
Why?
Because then they won't, they'll have something to do.
Like, they'll have a career already and they'll go straight from high school.
They'll have a job and they won't be out doing dumb stuff.
There's not really a lot to do.
In Ontario.
I feel like Ontario is like the capital of the IE.
Is it?
It's like the coolest part.
Yeah, it has the Mons.
Oh, it does.
Yeah.
And that theater?
Yeah, you're right.
But still, so there's a airport.
It's between Ontario.
Yeah, and Victoria Gardens, right?
Yeah, Rachel Cook-a-Man.
I have no idea, but none.
Me too.
I thought it was Riverside and that was it.
You're so cute.
Riverside's not even naive, right?
The other side of the mountain.
It's like, yeah.
Then I haven't gone on the other side.
Anyway, you guys, we're talking about LA stuff.
Wow.
Shout to them.
Shout to them.
That's really cool.
And I'm jealous.
And chefs.
Yeah, that's great.
It's going to make the world a better place.
Yeah, I wish we had that kind of stuff
on our high school.
because we didn't.
I think that you did, Angie.
No, we didn't.
You just chose to sing, sing.
I love it.
My little soprano over there.
Thank you, thank you.
I've always wanted to take cooking classes.
I know how to cook because I like cooking.
I actually enjoy it.
I do pretty good.
But I always want to make it look like really nice.
Yeah, I want to take a cooking class, you know?
Not to be a chef, but just to cook.
Yeah.
Like our cooking class.
If you are someone that does cooking classes, clearly you got some people that want to enjoy.
I love that.
Chef Adrian, what's up?
No, they went to like the cordon blue and all of that.
Fancy, like the super fancy one.
That's why I know how to make sushi.
Damn.
I just want to decorate a plate and be like,
see, that's where when I cook, it's like sometimes it will taste good.
It's like 50-50.
But mostly 100% of the time, it never looks good.
To you?
To me, yeah.
But the thing is, the presentation, I don't have that down at all.
So I don't even feel confident serving it to others because they're going to be like,
this looks gross.
It might be good.
Just have themselves, serve themselves.
No, it just doesn't look presentable.
Even in the pie.
The only thing I figured out how to make is chila-killas and I can make him somewhere presentable.
Why did you got to go and bring that out?
That's crazy.
That's all I know how to make.
Hey, Maxibu'll have to learn how to present stuff and then make us food all the time.
Oh, yeah.
I'm done.
Because he's the one that has to learn.
We all want to learn.
Yeah, we all do.
Blessing the here nor there.
Shout out to Ontario High.
You're better than all the other highs out there.
Yes.
Thank you for learning how to cook so you're off the streets and you're not cooking.
other stuff, right?
Yeah, right?
Shout them for that.
Okay, keep here is by 106.
LA's number one for hip-hop.
It would be out there.
And now that the kids are out of this, like at school, hopefully.
Angie hates them.
I mean to.
I just get super annoyed.
What happened, Angie?
Especially this weekend, I was okay, so I went with my cousins, my girl cousins,
out to eat and for some drinks.
and so my cousin Ellie, she brings her two kids.
Two drinks?
Yeah, we went out to a restaurant.
No, no, but she brought her kids?
Yeah, she brought her kids.
We tend to do that.
We're responsible like that.
Or you get upset her.
Was it brunch vibes?
Just going out.
No, just going out.
Honestly, like, yeah, middle of the day.
Okay.
I guess brunch.
Yeah, brunch.
She brings out her one year old and her five-year-old.
Lettie and I kid you not, I was so annoyed.
Like, I'm trying to eat, I'm trying to drink,
and her kids are just running.
One's like running around somewhere in the restaurant.
And then the other one's just crying.
Because they're one year old.
Yeah, and they're in a restaurant.
Yeah.
And I was just thinking I could never.
I could never like, like I like my time.
Like me time.
Angie, they're your nieces and nephews?
Yeah, but they're like my cousin's kids.
Like there's something to you, they have a relationship to you too.
They look up to you.
They're cute.
They'll get me wrong.
They're cute. Like little Alani was showing me how she's
throws the middle finger and I was laughing.
Like it's cute, but like for things like that, it's like, I just, I can't.
There's a time and a place.
Yeah, like I can only take a big.
Well, you can't be like, hey, sorry kids.
There's not a time in a place.
They're just, they're many humans.
They're many adults.
Vic, Leti, me, and Maximo.
We don't, like, our opinion doesn't matter right now because we have kids.
We're biased.
Kids are cool.
And we also want people to join our pain.
I know us.
No.
But Angie is without.
child and you're happy about it.
Very happy. Giggly Irene over there
you're also happy about it. Yes, I am.
Don't you guys ever wish.
Like going out, going out
and enjoy yourself. Like you're always in a rush
having to like, oh, I have to get out because the baby's crying.
Yesterday I went out, went to
Dan Busters and it was great.
They were entertained.
See, that's still sacked. Yeah, but they're entertained.
They had something to do. Like, if I'm going
like, me and Andrew, going out to eat, we're able
to eat, have a drink or two, vibe.
like chill not have to worry imagine that and then like the baby starts crying like ah and then
there goes my bus kill okay let me ask you this have you guys ever feel sad yeah all the time
lonely you know I'm the lonely depressed yeah okay that's why I have nieces and nephews and I have
my lefties no it's no it's different imagine you're feeling all these emotions and then your kid just
comes in just gives you a hug randomly says I love you and that's what I have letty for
no letty yeah I should kiss me on the forehead literally yeah I did kiss you all the
Kids, a kid's like pure love and innocence.
Like, there's nothing.
It reminds you of what life is really about.
And it's not about any of your problem.
We're not going to get into it.
No.
And then how many times have I've heard when they ask me like, oh, do you want kids?
And I'm like, no.
And then they're like, yeah, don't have kids.
Like, I've never met anyone.
I'm going to say Romeo the last time I heard it.
Wow.
Shout out Romeo Pocating.
Yeah.
Hold off on kids.
You don't want kids.
It's like, then you don't have any private time.
any youth time anymore.
Oh my God.
We were put on this earth
to procreate.
I know and I feel like I have to.
You snap me right now.
You guys have done enough for everybody.
You don't want to see a little you.
Of course.
Like that's the only weird little phase.
Yeah.
Like mommy.
I hate this.
Of course I want like a little antsy,
but then just thinking of the,
like all that.
But you wanted to be like seven already.
Yeah.
I want to pop up to be seven.
No.
It.
The whole process is.
beautiful you watch them from a little tiny
you guys know you guys have their own personality
you're so sad okay we're not
the ones that are listening to kid cuddy on the way
home crying
figuring ways to do it
so no one can see
all right
yes kids are beautiful
we cry out loud
no frustrating
hopefully you are gonna end up
surprise end of the air with kids
yeah manifest
man of us kids kids kids kids kids
who's gonna do my job if that
happens huh
you can still do
This don't work.
Irene, I have three of those fools.
I'm still here.
All right.
Keep here.
Because I'm the way.
I got to tell you what happened to the fish.
Oh.
Yeah.
Bat, sad update coming up next.
Damn.
With goldfish and goldfish lease.
Good morning.
Brown bag.
I'm Letty.
I'm happy.
And I have been betrayed.
By who?
By whom?
Not maximum.
By my family.
What?
Why?
I was in Vegas this weekend.
I was working.
Mm-hmm.
while I'm in Vegas I'm like checking in A feed the fish please
A did you feed the fish? We already we talked about this last week
Yeah something is going on the little fish tank that I have first of all I didn't ask for these fish
No
These fish were giving to my children by their daycare
They had goldfish day and that didn't know that didn't mean let's read a goldfish book
That didn't mean let's color goldfish have goldfish sex that means they came home with a goldfish each
Right
So what he called his goldfish goldfish? Don't judge him to
first pet.
Great name.
It's very cute.
Luisito named his goldfish.
Goldfish Luis.
Don't judge him.
He's a little one.
He didn't get first dibs on the naming.
These are first pets.
Okay, something happens in this tank.
One of the fish starts bullying the other one.
Okay?
We've just asserted, we just assumed because Horito's the older one and Luis is the
younger one of my kids that the one being bullied is also the younger one, which is
Goldfish Luis, right?
So we assume that goldfish has been bullying.
Goldfish Luis.
So much so this fool lost his back fins, his top fins.
Like, it was bad out here.
I just, I just see this little fish.
Like, one of them looks like Shamu, like vibes.
Like, floating in the ocean.
The other one, you're glowing.
The other one looks like a little Pobracito.
Like, please don't hurt me.
Yeah.
So we even posted on Brownback Mornings 106 if you want to go look at Goldfish and
Goldfish Luis.
We probably have to redo Goldfish Luis's photo.
Maybe put it on a T-shirt.
Oh.
On a pro club?
On a pro club with some wings, you guys.
Y'all want to see a dead body.
Oh!
Not leaving.
That was crazy.
Gonzalez.
Damn.
Sci-fi.
His ass dead.
It's not even plugged in fools.
Okay.
So I come back from my work trip.
Mm-hmm.
And I come back and I had put them in like, I had divided them.
I had bought a new tank.
Remember?
I told you, Von a tank that could divide the fish.
So, like, one is, like, away from the other one.
And I see them kind of in, I see the big one in the little one side.
And I'm like, who cleaned the tank and then put them in the wrong side?
And then I'm, like, looking for the little one and I can't find it.
And I think it was my dad.
And he's like, oh, he's dead.
Oh.
He's dead.
He died.
And I was like, wait, hold on.
When did he die?
He died Saturday.
And I was like, wait, who?
Who didn't tell me?
Yeah
And they're like
Oh yeah
I put in the freezer
What?
I'm out of my dad
Why don't put in the freezer?
Because it's my dad
To cook you?
No, to show me
To show me that it's dead
Yeah
But I'm like damn dog
No one told me
And that's what I don't you
Tell me the freaking fish
That I'm over here thinking
You guys are feeding it
And it's gonna be fine in vibes
And he's like no
I don't want to worry you on your trip
I guess it was thoughtful
No it's not
Because I would like to know
What's going on with the fish
Because I'm worrying about them
I don't know
what to tell the boys.
Yeah, that's what I was in tell you.
They don't know.
They don't know.
They buy another one.
No.
Get the imposter.
Get the imposter fish?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
All I know is goldfish lease has passed away, you guys.
Oh.
Yeah.
I tried my best to save them, and I feel very guilty that I went to Vegas, to work, to work.
You make money.
Because I'm sorry that I trusted the family to keep a fish alive and it's not alive.
Careful what you wish for.
I'm going to buy you a new fish.
I don't want a new fish.
That's what I'm going to do.
I don't want to do it.
I'm not.
I don't know.
Honestly, which weird is now I'm like mad at the survivor fish.
Yeah.
Right, you look at them different.
Yeah.
How could you?
He essentially like just tore down goatfish, Luis.
Flush him down at the beach.
No, I can't, I can't, I can't.
He tore him down so bad that this boy ended up dead.
He's a king.
In a freezer.
He's in a freezer right now.
You should be the judge.
What do you mean?
Give him 25.
You're so dumb.
Yeah.
So, yeah, now I have this like mean little predator roaming around his little tank.
I know.
Put him in solitary.
He's in solitary right now.
Smaller.
Yeah.
He's looking like with nothing fancy, just water.
He's water.
Yeah.
He gets one pet of food for 25 years.
Oh my God.
Circle of lifing it, you guys.
Yeah.
See, that was my question.
It's like, okay, what do you do?
Do you go buy a new fish?
I can't.
Are you happy?
It's too much.
Because it's my job that I had to take care of that stupid fish and it died.
Yeah.
But life happened.
Did you set up this fish to die on purpose?
No, I feel really sad.
How's the other one going to do?
die now.
Because Maximo's making it
a seem like you set it up.
Irene.
Okay, you can turn it off my mic. It's fine.
I love you.
I love you too.
Dang.
Yeah, so I just wanted to give you guys the update
if you've been following the story about my fish.
RIPA.
Yeah, Goldfish, he passed away.
Survival of the fittest, the really mean one.
I look at him different in my house.
If anyone wants a killer fish,
hit me up.
Try to figure it out.
I figure, like, I just tell him like,
hey, they went to the doctor and the doctor said,
no, no more money.
monkeys.
Jumping all there.
The doctor,
like the doctor kept them
something.
We got to figure.
He's a super fish.
Yeah.
And you need to send them back
to the ocean to save other fish.
Oh, that's a great story.
Yes.
You're a great little liar.
You're a good liar.
Reading a book.
That's crazy.
The man who says,
I don't know,
I'm not a good liar.
Just came with a really great line.
It's not a lie.
It's a story.
It's a novel.
It's a lie.
It's a story.
That's a too.
That's a novel.
A lot.
That's a novel.
A lot.
