Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep.79 (10/16/23)
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This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
Good morning.
Good morning.
Especially to all the Chilas fans.
Okay.
So yesterday.
And don't worry, if you don't know anything about Chivas or America, neither did I.
Until about two weeks ago.
Okay.
I knew they existed.
Yeah.
Okay.
I knew they existed.
I knew they were part of soccer vibes.
Soccer life.
I'm going to tell you right now, what I know as far as soccer is,
go Mexico during the World Cup
and when they're out, hey America
make it a little further please
but that's kind of every four years is when I tap
in, not going to lie.
L-AFC is probably the closest thing that I can get to
like soccer L-AXC Galaxy
L-AXC. Whoa, if L-AFC and Galaxy
got along. Okay
but then you get into these leagues from Mexico
and they're wild right
you got Puma, America
Usazoo, Galaxy
not Galaxy
A lot cholos.
But, okay, so this past weekend actually yesterday, at Rosebo,
86,000 people showed up and got into the traffic that gets to Rose Bowl because I was in traffic.
They showed up to see it go down between Chivas, Wadalajara and Club America.
Yeah.
Okay.
Club America won.
Chivas did not win.
No.
Okay.
But you know what also happened?
Mm-hmm.
Is I found out another thing.
that Chivas USA
and Chivas Valada are different.
Oh yeah, they were...
Big, you didn't tell me that either.
Well, Chivas U.S.A doesn't exist anymore, but...
But Chivas U.S.A. used to be Galaxy?
No, it was basically L.A.S.
She kind of replaced it.
See?
Oh.
Okay.
Okay.
They're getting together.
Getting too complicated over here, bro.
Yeah, it's weird.
They have different affiliates and stuff.
Did you know that when you put on that jersey
or the hat that you were joining a gang?
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
It all happened.
Shout out of Maxmo.
He's sick right now.
I think he's secret here now because he knew I was about to confront him about everything that he did.
He put me in a galaxy, I keep saying galaxy.
Chivas.
Chivas.
In a Chivas jersey for a photo shoot.
And he entered me into a war that I was not ready for.
I was not ready for this war.
Maxime of Wood.
Yeah.
And shout out to McDonald's because they were like, hey, we want to invite you to come to the game,
to the Rose Bowl game, Chivas versus America.
And they sat me in the America side.
It was all yellow.
By the way, they say that they're like something and crema, you're yellow.
You're not cream.
Azuli crema.
Blue and cream.
That's what they say.
Yes.
It's yellow, bro.
It's banana.
It's banana.
It's banana color.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But that's blue and banana.
They won.
Also what ended up happening because when I got home, my dad, my dad was watching the game
and he was like, Miha, what was so worried about?
And I was like, it's because I know these fans.
There was, I was only there for a limited amount of time, right?
Because I had to get to a birthday party.
with the boys but while I was there there was fights going down in the stands it was it was hectic it
was gang wars for sure and he was just like he told me that they stopped the game because both
sides were throwing like flares like uh like smoke they were having baby gender reveals
with their team colors and apparently they had delayed like during the end of like towards the
end of the match they had delayed the game because both sides of the fans were putting up flares and
that kind of gets uh that messes with your vision
Yeah, on the field, yeah.
They stopped it then right at the 90 minute.
They stopped the game versus giving extra minutes or allowing that, which messed it up for Chivas.
Yeah.
Because they were down, zero to.
But yeah.
See, look how much soccer I know.
I'm very proud of myself for this.
I didn't know the longstanding history, the longstanding beef.
I got some friends I never had before because I'm a gal.
They did.
Spicy caly.
Chivas fan of us.
There was a lot, like, your comments were a war in itself.
Yeah.
They were going in.
And I went in and I was like, I just got to show my allegiance.
And then I think I can never go back to catch anymore because Chef Adrian was like, disappointed in you.
And I'm just like, oh, I'm just kidding.
I don't care that much.
You're not a lot about people by the team that they go for.
Absolutely.
And then it's normal like the nicest, coolest people.
Like I said, we know this girl.
She's a stylist.
She's incredible.
Her name is Bo.
She's an America fan.
She was all gangbanging in the comments.
She never gangmakes.
I know.
She's so nice.
She's sweet.
And it's like, and it's like, you know, we'll be.
be like extra like with the Dodgers
or the Lakers but like they are so
intense with their fandom
of the Mexican soccer teams
Okay so Chivas Guadalajara
America is what club
No it's uh
Sudada de Mexico
Oh the F
But I just want you to know what other people told me
Chente
Yeah was
Chivas fan
Yep that's right
From Wadahara
My niece's dad
named her America
like oh after the team
I feel like maybe America
Ferrara
oh maybe
yeah it's the same thing
yeah
yeah you think it's for the USA
it's not
it's not no no no
definitely for the soccer
yeah
when you make my kid Chiva
it's a crazy name
yeah it's a super intense
like ever since I was a kid
I remember like seeing like
okay well my family comes from
like very close to Guadalajara
so like we were Chivas fans
and like my grandpa was a big
Chivas fans so it's like you just fall under
that, right? But then it's like you see
all these other people and they're like, dude,
Chivas suck! You're just like,
I don't really know, bro. My family
just goes for it. I'm going to go
for it. The colors are cool. Yeah.
Looks like freaking the Red Cross.
Yeah. I remember back in the day they used to have a bimbo
sponsorship like the pan bimbo.
Yeah. So I love pan bimbo. So I'm like
that's my team for sure. You know, like
my favorite bread. Uh, Yailin was
trying to like talk ish about
the Chivas fans and she's like,
You know, America fans, these are from, like, parts of Mexico that are, like, super rooted in Mexico and, like, on the outskirts.
And I was like, hold on, my dad likes that he was.
And he's from Puerto no one of Hato.
Yeah.
Like, they barely got electricity, bro.
But it's funny how, like, each kind of fights for why one is more authentic.
And the other side is evil.
Yeah, the other side.
Yeah, exactly.
It's crazy.
But shout out to both teams.
They really put on.
I hate getting in and out of Rose Bowl.
but once I was there, it was a total vibe.
And we're not going to talk about the fights that happened there.
Okay, look, check this out.
We got tickets on deck.
We got six flags, fright fest tickets.
It's going to be dope.
We got tickets to go to see Travis Scott, baby.
And we have your up next tickets to chill with us this week
as we interview and have a whole little performance from TNACA.
All right.
Plus, we got Sim or Pimp after the break.
Don't go anywhere.
Simp or PIMP.
SIM!
Simps, Sip, Sip, Sip.
Whoa.
What happened there?
What happened there?
I don't know.
I thought you were doing great.
Man.
Maximo.
Maximo.
Maximo.
Wow.
That's how you do that.
I mean.
Okay.
So Maximo is, uh, he's sick right now.
Yeah, diarrhea.
Violin diarrhea.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All the holes are just flirty out.
Diarr.
You can't control it.
Oh, it's coming out like lava.
Oh.
He just feels a little snotty.
He has a headache.
We're just putting diarrhea on him.
I hope you're diarrhea.
But please do the honors, Victor.
All right.
Look, in Simper Pimp today, we have Chattro Cicco and Uncle Shannon Sharp.
They're having a discussion about how Unc, Shannon,
admitted that he and his partner never ever fart or use the bathroom in front of each other.
That's nice.
Then Ochosinko shared what his grandma told him when finding a woman.
Listen to this.
Oh, uh-oh.
Listen to the bathroom in front of a woman.
I'm not, I don't do that.
What?
As hell, no.
Listen, let me tell you what my grandma told me now.
The minute she can use the bathroom, leave the dough open, that's the one.
She can't do that.
This is right here?
I knew she was the one.
When she fought in the front of you?
Oh, yeah.
I broke her with a girl doing that.
Man, stop playing.
You left a girl for that?
The bathroom right there.
She got to get up and go out the room just a past guess.
Go.
That's disrespectful.
Kermastole.
Oh, you tripped.
And listen, I graded, too.
When she let one out.
I graded it.
Oh, right, yeah.
When she used the bathroom, she had to close the dog, too.
If we're both home, nobody goes to the bathroom and the master bathroom.
Nobody.
Who run the post?
I would drive back to the parks.
Or I would go to the guest house.
Or I was saying it to the store.
I was like, you know what?
I need something from Whole Foods.
I need something target.
She's like, oh, okay, I'll go get it.
And that was my opportunity.
So use the bathroom?
We got to get you therapy, baby.
You can't live like that, baby.
I love you.
I love you at death, man.
We got to sit down.
We got to talk about that.
They had a discussion, right?
They had a podcast about if you let a girl fart for you or not.
No, that's crazy.
Not Shannon Sharp saying he broke out with a girl for fighting in front.
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's insane.
But also, I mean, to Shannon's credit, he's not, it's not like he's like letting it out in front of her too.
He's keeping the same energy in the same distance and like driving far.
You can't help it sometimes.
I know.
I don't agree with it, but I'm just saying.
He said he drives back to fog.
That's crazy.
That is wild.
But it's not about Shannon.
This is about Ocho Cinco.
Yeah.
Ochos Inco says that his grandma gave him the advice
that the moment a girl can open the door while using the restroom in front of you, that's the one.
Yeah.
And if she can fart in front of you like, wow, green flag.
He's that simple pig.
But hold on, but he's sick because he said he rates him.
Yeah.
What part?
Grandma didn't say nothing about rating him.
I was like, ooh, that's a four.
He was like, let me just add a little.
Does it seem to like or be okay with a girl farting in front of you?
Oh, I hate guys.
I'm just kidding.
I love them.
So awesome.
Is it no?
This is tough.
It's, it depends how you look at it, but.
You're the only dude here, bro.
Yeah.
All eyes are on you, ready to fart away.
That's simple as hell.
I'm more like Shannon.
I'll break up with a girl you do that.
For farting?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Don't let that out.
That's between you and God.
No.
Have you ever?
Don't lie.
the low.
And I'll just be like, damn, what was that?
Like, you know what you did?
Did you hear that?
I'm scared.
We just drove by.
There's a landfill right here.
I don't know why every time I drive by, it just smells the same.
Angelica.
Have you yet to?
When I was drunk, apparently I did.
Oh!
But now, but now every time I'm like, I'll listen and I try to find.
him if he farts but supposedly him he doesn't fart.
You're seeking the fart?
You're hiding seeking?
Yeah.
No, I'm honestly.
No, I honestly am waiting for it to fart.
Because you want it to be,
yeah, so I can be comfortable in case I fart when I'm not drunk, drunk.
But I'm sober.
No.
Because I burp in front of them.
Yeah.
Okay, burp is like, whatever.
Like he won't burp in front of me, but I'm like, okay, now you have to fart first.
I would like you to do that before we get crazy serious because I need to
know what I'm in for. What type of fart are you?
Is it a little, is it sharding? Is it crazy?
How do you smell, dog?
That matters. Yeah.
Do I have to wear a mask after you fart because it's so much?
Like, you have to know what you're in for.
Being cute and sweet and ooh, I'm not going to do that in front of them.
That's nice.
But if we're going to be serious, we got to know what's under everyone's sleeve and in their pants, like all of that.
Is this why I haven't found the one?
Because I don't let them do that in front of me?
And I was just like, we'd never get past that point.
Yeah.
Because you probably think girls don't poop.
No, I know they do.
But like, you know what?
I'm afraid of it, like, smelling really bad.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm like, no, because memories and smell are like super tied in together.
So if I ever smell something bad,
now I'm going to have just this memory of you's thinking in my mind.
Oh, Vic, a girl toot in front of you.
You're going to boot her?
You're the YG song?
Tudor didn't boot it.
Yep, sounds about right.
That was my anthem in high school.
So that's really sad, Vic.
It's like.
I mean, you're really quiet too.
I'm just flabbergasted at everything.
But you guys haven't heard the same.
If you can't smell my fart, you can't have my heart.
I've never heard that before.
You're so cute.
Never heard that before.
I would smell your fart, by the way.
Oh, you would?
Yes.
I would smell your fart, let's be it.
Okay.
Nobody better do that in here.
I swear to God.
We should just do it.
Break the ice.
Like, let's just keep landing.
No.
No.
Nice breaker.
If you got to do it, you get up, you go to the corner.
I feel like we love each other enough.
You don't want to smell?
We get.
No, I don't.
Okay, is Ocho Cinco, Simper Pimp?
He's a sim.
He's a sim.
Sim?
That's nothing pimple about that.
But also Shannon is just also insane for like driving a whole food to leave the bathroom.
Yeah, you can't call it either way.
This is extra on both ends.
Yeah, it's too much.
I don't even know what you call that.
Because by calling Ocho Cinco Simp, you're calling his granny's
Simp because she's doing that game
this advice. It's going to be like, the key to a long
marriage.
If she can use the restroom
with the door open.
All right.
We got to do it.
Simp. Simps. Simps.
Simps. Simps. Simps.
Power 106.
Keep it here. Right now I got to tell you, though,
it seems like freaking Mother Nature wants an
8 in class because all week is going to be in the
90s. Get ready.
This is not spooky season.
It's not. I want to get into my
scary vibes so much. Like I'm
ready for coats. I'm ready for jackets.
I'm sweatpants. I literally have all of
that set up and it's like I can't.
Summer's still here. The worst part
is just like sweating when you want to go to bed.
Like for me it's like it's so hot.
A little Wolverine on there.
First part is, oh this hair I got.
Were you the guy walking that they thought was Bigfoot?
Yeah.
Because it was hot inside.
You went outside?
Oh, babesita.
I'm just kidding.
All right, look, check this out.
It is tax day.
Yay.
Today is tax day.
It's your deadline day.
Maybe if we stop talking about it, they'll forget.
And don't act like you didn't know because legit,
this one is the one that they gave us like extra time because it's supposed to be in April.
April, yeah.
They gave us hell of months.
We need another extension.
I'm sorry.
Shout to all the tax accountants and all the tax people that are heading into work knowing
you're just going to get flooded with people that are like,
oh, yeah.
here's this, here's this, here's this.
I've been asking you for this for so many months.
Yeah.
Yeah. So my mom told me.
Yeah, they're going to be like, I'm going to call my guy after this.
And then he's going to be like, did you get your W2 for this?
And I'm going to be like, uh-oh.
How does that look?
We went good at fair.
You had five months to get it.
The only good thing about this and not that it's a good thing.
Please don't like take my advice or anything is that you're not the only one.
Yeah.
that either forgot about taxes, was late on taxes,
will be late on taxes,
extension, all of that stuff.
It's like we're all behind on work.
Absolutely.
And it's like,
I feel like if the IRS comes for me,
like,
it's prejudice because like,
don't worry about me,
homie.
I don't make that much money.
I feel like they're not going to come for you
because your last name is you with a you.
I always go by like alphabetical.
Oh yeah.
Your last name is,
like it'll take a hell of while.
Yeah.
All the A's,
all the last names with the A's,
the Aries,
the Andersons.
I'm sorry for you.
I'm sorry for you.
Oh yeah.
You're first on the list.
Your first stuff, brother.
Erinson, like, you're cooked.
I start worrying when they get to Lopez.
I'm close, I'm close.
Element.
P.
All right, look, it's also National Bosses Day.
Shout out to the bosses out there.
Shout out to the bosses.
If you were out in public, you guys, would you, and you saw your boss,
like, let's say we saw our boss Tommy at Target.
Tell me a target
Do you say hi
Do you say hi to your boss in public?
Yes or no
It depends
I don't know
I feel like
So no
It depends on if I'm
Yeah
You would
I would try to avoid it
Yeah exactly
And then I know eventually
I'm gonna have to see them
So I would say hi and be like
Hey didn't see you here
What are you doing?
I totally would
Yeah I'll buy them on Starbucks
You gotta grease the wheels
But you're a little brown noser.
Next year's around the corner.
I want that raise, baby.
Come on.
See, my Target's not going to get you the raise.
No, the Starbucks is.
Hey, you're Cuban.
You like coffee, right?
Here's a coffee on me.
I wonder if you're a boss and you see your employees.
Do you go say what's some to them?
Oh.
They're probably the same way.
They try to avoid that.
They need that paper.
Remember?
Oh, so you're walking around Target when their reports do.
Oh, that's really nice.
Oh, you're going to buy me Starbucks.
How about you clock in on time?
and out on time.
See, that's why I would say hi.
My time is my time, right?
Oh, you're on your phone.
Did you read my email?
Yeah.
I didn't say this is my work phone, so no, I didn't.
If it was my boss when I worked at the bank, I for sure am not stopping.
I'm like running out of there.
I'm just like, just leave me alone.
This is for me.
Yeah.
I don't want to talk to you.
Certain bosses are like when you see them outside of work, it just feels weird.
It feels like, ugh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like y'all, I would say
it's up to y'all.
Right.
But we're not your bosses.
Dangly.
And also you'd feel forced.
No.
Irene.
If anything, I take a picture and be like, I see you.
Like a little stumber.
Or like call you?
Like call you blocked or something?
Like message you?
That'll be funny.
It's National Bosses Day and I'm assuming you got to do something nice for them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right?
When is it employee day?
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
That's the important day.
Every other Friday.
Okay, rate your boss
Let's go ahead, let's go run the red.
Oh my gosh, you guys are such brown noses right now.
Honestly, 11.
Oh my God.
Wonder if our bosses has been sick for five years.
I know.
The other boss checks in every now then.
Yeah, I'll say 11.
11 out of 10.
11 out of 10.
Highly recommend?
Especially when it brings us pornos.
Yeah.
That was one time.
That was one time.
I know.
That's what you give
the extra one.
So chill.
Wow.
Okay.
I'm going to take it back to 10
because you need to bring
with Cordo's homie, number one.
Okay.
Well, apparently you guys are lies
because 71% of employees
grade their bosses
competence as a B.
And that's pretty good.
That's not too.
That's not bad.
That's not bad.
For the communication skills
and people skills.
They're lying though
because everybody hates their boss.
So you say you're lying.
No, not me.
Everybody else accept me.
Okay.
33% of people have
had a crush on their boss.
So which one are you?
Do you have a crush in a holiday company?
I've never had a crush on a boss.
But one time, one of my good friends slept with my boss and then it was awkward.
Which one at the bank or at Taco Bell?
That'd be crazy.
At the Taco Bell?
She's stuffing her taco.
Whoa.
At the bank and like she treated me weird ever like ever since and I had to get him.
Like nicely?
No, bad.
Like just because like she knew that I knew.
And I was like just lady, I'm not going to tell.
I don't care.
The boss treated you weird?
Yeah.
She should treat you nice because you know.
No, it was opposite.
My homie must have not laid it down or something.
I don't know.
Like stupid, a dummy.
And why did you know?
Because my homie was calling me and bragging me.
Hey, guess who's your new boss?
Oh, my gosh.
Girls don't trust guys.
This is exactly what they do.
He was bragging forever.
If I call him right now, he'd be like,
remember the time I smacked your boss in back of her tallhold?
Oh.
All right.
I'm looking at my phone right now
And it's funny
And I got a shout out
My children
I'm sorry guys
I'm getting Drake with Adonis
My phone has a photo
Of Horito on it
Which is only one of my kids
And I was wondering
And I was like
Oh that's what he did
Like I'm just seeing how smart
And conniving he is
So I have two phones
One is like
One's the one that I had before this phone
And this is the one that I actually used
So Horito wants to use
The most updated
Like the cool
newest one, the one that doesn't stop
or starts buffering. So he
puts Luis's photo on
the other phone, the older
phone, and he puts this photo,
his photo on this phone, so that
when they use my phone, because both of them use my
phones, Jorgeito gets the
newer phone and Luis gets the
older phone. That's crazy.
And you know that he tells him,
he tells him, Mom said this is yours.
Yeah, it's like, look, it's your phone, it's your picture,
it's yours. That's crazy.
He's a
He's a genius.
Wow.
Why do I just have what you?
I see what they did there.
I see what you did, little brother.
A big brother.
I see what you did.
All right.
Let's get into Word on Rosecrans.
Word on Rosecrans.
Word on Rosecrans.
Somebody took Sexy Red a pound town.
And now she has an all new baby daddy.
Okay.
Over the weekend, sexy red posted a picture with Siza and said,
Team Boy or Team Girl and tagged her.
And then her little little.
belly was showing. And everybody's like, what? Like, what? And I just had so many questions. I have a lot of
questions, right? Is this her mad in jail? Yes. So like, I'm just like, a bunch of questions. What is this I have to do with this?
Why is she like part of the rollout? That's, that was very confusing. That's very iconic though.
It is. It's super dope. She might be the godmother. Fair godmother. True. Wow. And then I'm just like,
when did this happen? Right. Because she's been wearing like tight clothes and stuff and then like you haven't been
able to see a belly at all.
She was on tour, like all this stuff, and then all of a sudden, boom.
Sometimes you don't show.
You literally wake up and then even if you're not pregnant.
I did a full calendar pregnant.
No way.
And then just one day it just pops.
Yeah, one day just pops.
Yeah.
But then also it could be, just follow me here, especially because it's with Cizza.
Yeah.
And it seems very playful.
It could be just a food baby.
Or us girls, we know how to like pop it out, pop out our tummy.
Guys do it too.
Like, you guys do your little tummy pop
To pretend you're pregnant
Or like, oh, it can't walk.
Yeah.
Wow.
That was my initial thought because I tweeted.
I'm like, okay, is she pregnant, pregnant or a food baby?
Yeah.
Because this just came out of nowhere.
Literally.
And I'm just like, isn't, like Lettie said,
isn't her baby daddy in jail?
Yeah, he's in a jail.
Yeah.
But she keeps saying that they're not together.
And she does say her son ain't a new puppy.
So, you know.
And then like she has that new song with Drake and Siza.
rich baby daddy so I'm like okay
possibly is this part of like
the music video but her belly
looks way too real
no it doesn't
you don't think so
no you literally just stick it out
and have a booby
somebody sends me a picture
a girl I've been sleeping with
sends me a picture
I'm like oh my god
she's not going to send it to you
she's gonna post it on Instagram
it'll be her and her bestie
team boy and team girl
I don't know
but I was just like
who is this what's going on
it just left me with so many questions
should we bet on it
if she's really well
No, no, that's not people.
Yeah, I know.
But I really think it was a food baby.
Yeah, I don't think it's real.
You don't think it's real at all?
No.
You think she's playful.
Not even trolling.
It's just funny because it's her and her.
But it's like any girl would do that.
But it's just they're not at the status that like that sexy red is with Siza.
Yeah.
Because I really feel like we would do that post.
Yeah.
All the time.
I'd be like, oh, look at my baby.
Yeah.
You can do that for fun?
Yeah.
It's just a natural.
Guys don't.
I feel like guys pop to tell me I do.
When would I ever do that?
Are you being crazy?
There are probably like a lot of tripped out fools.
Like, oh my God, texting her like, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, she had that video leak on her.
And that could be honestly, shout of sexy red for if that's her way to get back.
Possibly.
Some dude leaked like their videos while they were doing intimate stuff.
And if she's like, oh, really want to bet?
I'm going to pretend I'm my baby.
Oh, and then she blocks them.
And then so he can get in contact.
He's all tripped out.
I was tripped out all, we did ruin this whole weekend.
We do not condone that behavior, but...
No, but that would be clever.
That would be clever.
So, yeah, we'll see if that's actually true or not,
or if it's part of a music video, or she's just popping out her belly,
which apparently all girls like to do.
It's a lot.
You literally do it.
No, how is that fun?
It's scary.
My heart will sink to the bottom of my stomach.
It's fun to do with your bestie.
Like, and they're like, oh, my food baby.
Yeah.
Take a picture.
What are you having?
You fake, do like the Beyonce when she rubs her belly at the Viencée.
amazing and she, and now she was pregnant
Oh my god. I can believe this
is the thing. Okay. But you learn something
new every day. Yeah. Girl math.
Okay, yeah. All right, on to an actual
baby. Drake's son, Adonis.
He dropped his debut song
called My Man Freestyle.
Okay?
All right, look. After becoming a graphic artist
just like this, he just snapped his fingers like,
I'm a graphic artist, dad. He did the album cover
the album cover for all the dogs.
And now, Drizzi's son is debuting a new single of his own titled My Man Freestyle.
Oh my God.
He dropped a video with it.
Yeah.
Super high quality.
Very high quality.
He acted.
Yes.
He did a whole, like he almost did, to me, remind me of the best I ever had video.
Yeah.
Because you know how Drake is like coaching?
It sucked?
Oh, yeah.
The best ever had video sucked.
It did.
But remember he was coaching the girls like midway through the video.
They just stopped it.
And then he's just like, you guys need to go this way.
He did the same thing.
like his homies.
I don't know if that was a reference or it was just a coincidence.
Nice.
But yeah, it's very interesting.
Listen to this.
Just wait for this part.
You dropped barge.
I was playing on my iPad and I broke my eye.
Okay, you know how earlier I was like talking about Horito and you guys were pacifying me and like, oh, that's so funny.
Is that what this is?
No.
Like, because I feel very like, oh, yay.
Honestly.
Close story, bro.
Yeah.
Look, like, not to brag, but my son.
has a song of his own.
Don't you know.
Are you going to play it?
No, I'm not going to play it.
I'm just saying it's way better.
I'm just saying, I don't know if that makes me a better dad or not.
I don't know.
I don't know if that's boy math.
Irene, say what you said in the chat, Irene.
Say what you said now.
Say it.
Oh, man. I just said that Drake was being a little stingy with his ghostwriter or whatever.
Damn.
Could have gave that to a Donis real quick, bro.
I had ghostwriters for my son.
What a cat in the hat is something.
For real quick for you baby.
But you know what's crazy?
That's relatable though
Because there's a broken
There's two broken iPads in my house right now
That's very relatable
Shout on Angie, what do you think of this?
You love kids?
You love him?
You know it's just
I get it
He's being a supportive dad
But it's like we don't want to hear it
Keep it for yourself
I'm not going to be played at the creed
Played at the creed
Yeah
Not everyone's going to think it's cute
Just you and your son full like shit
Sure you don't want to
Don't talk to my man like that
Don't talk to my man like that
I will say
I appreciate that he doesn't have a squeaky voice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just saying.
He doesn't like,
do that's like to me.
Yeah.
Oh my God,
I'd be super annoying.
Yeah.
But that I passed it,
but I don't want to hear it.
Yeah.
That's for your daddy,
fool.
Not me.
Oh,
poor Adonis.
Yeah.
Because he really thought they,
like, you know,
they probably had a world premiere at their house.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
He's so good.
Oh, my God.
But, no.
Well, you know,
Drake's telling him like this,
yo,
this song's incredible son.
Like, he's all gassing him up.
kids that can really rap and that kid is going to feel it once like it like that's the thing
his nepotism is going to get him far like that's like when you have family and they're going to
push you along the ranks and all of that so you're going to get far just off being
adonis right but then you're going to run into some real ones yeah that can really rap and you're like
well dad yeah because little bawa wasn't too much older and he was he was good going in really
good you know so like i even think when i was little the stuff that i was like raping not even
rapping.
I was like singing, I was performing.
At that age I was performing
like, I was performing.
Yes, they were covers.
But you could not tell me I was not Selena.
Yeah.
We were all doing, a spice girl's?
What?
When two become one?
Yeah.
What were you rapping when you're little?
Eminem.
Wow.
Wow.
Hey kids.
Yeah, exactly.
I don't even do it.
Kids, do you like violence?
Okay.
I was going to.
It was so kid friendly.
Very kid friendly.
Yeah, yeah.
I was rapping Eminem.
But, I mean, shout out to Adonis.
Yeah.
Supportive.
Great friend.
The video was cool, I guess.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Ooh, good parent.
Yeah.
One more time, one more time.
No.
Got.
Wrap it up.
Hurry up.
All right.
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Okay.
How would you like to have to use your featsies, a bike, or rollerblades or skateboards every Sunday for the rest of your life in Los Angeles?
Every Sunday.
I would not be going anywhere on Sunday.
I would be a couch potato.
Because I'm not about to rollerblade my groceries home.
Oh, my God.
You can go shopping for food on Sunday
So like that means I got to like
It just depends on my rollerblades
No you can take a bike
A bike with a little basket
Then you have your little bill
And you can hear yourself
Hear yourself
Listen to yourself
I'm not about to do that
That's so cute though
I'm not
I'm not gonna do it
Okay so I might be saying this wrong
But sick la via
Sick lavia
It took place in downtown
Yesterday
That's what that was
I drove by.
Yes, where they shut up a bunch of streets to cars.
Yeah, they shut them off to cars.
So you can pass if you're walking, if you're on rollerblades,
if you're on a skateboard, if you're on a bicycle.
It's to encourage people to definitely be more energy efficient.
Use your own energy, be more active.
It sounds like a good idea, you guys.
It sounds like it's a good idea.
It sounds nice, but.
No, you should have seen.
I literally go by.
I had no idea that's what it was.
It was 7.8 miles of like this route.
it started at Broadway and Bernard Street
it went down to Bois Heights
I remember I asked baby boy over here
I'm like hey is that over there he's like yeah of course it's over here
So I was driving by Placita Olvera
And that's where they show off a lot of the
The street right there
And luckily I didn't have to go that way
But it was so much traffic because of it
And they also like offered like water stations
And restrooms like Marachi Plaza
Chinatown little Tokyo like
It was like a cool little vibe
You didn't like the traffic to go around it
But like the point was that you get out of your car, Vic, you get out of your little tessy,
and you start walking with your little feeties.
My car is just as efficient as those bikes.
Oh my God.
And you know, it's crazy, though.
This has all been inspired by Engrant.
Like, Cycla Via, it happens a few times.
It happens a few times a year.
And it's only about seven to nine miles.
It started in Mexico City called Siclovia.
And when it started in Mexico City, it was around the same six miles.
It's turned into 30 miles.
35 miles and they do it every Sunday.
They even have this thing called cyclotone.
Wow.
You know it's ready when they add a ton to that.
Cicloton.
And they make it up to 60 miles in L'DFA and surrounding Mexico City.
So if that's what it was inspired by in the origin and you see how it's gone into every Sunday,
that could be where L.A. is getting towards.
It's getting more popular because when I looked at like, I'm like, are these people,
they didn't look like necessarily like bikers, you know how bikers have like the helmets and like the whole outfit.
on the day. It's just regular. Regular people.
Like, they were just kind of going outside and enjoying, you know, the day.
And I know I'm a super hater because I'm just like, you're making me take five more minutes to get to my house.
But it's actually a pretty cool idea and concept.
So we're doing it.
I'm down to do it one Sunday, not every Sunday.
Every Sunday is cool.
I'm down for all of us to, like, do it together.
That's a lot.
Especially with this heat right now.
Imagine how sunburn.
It's cool.
You get the breeze.
Oh, okay.
See that way your sunburn and you're like peely.
Yeah, he's all pink.
What's up you guys?
I just walk from my car to the hub.
I think it may be a good idea.
In Mexico, what they've also done is like they bring out cool bikes.
So then it turns into like a whole little car show.
I'm not car show like bike show like bike show.
Yeah.
Because they bring out like different types of bikes, different types of skateboards.
Yeah.
For it to be just more, I guess, creative.
Yeah, more cool.
That'll be cool.
So everybody get ready for PE class every Sunday.
Oh my God.
That's pretty much what that is.
That's pretty much what that is.
Yeah.
Super cute.
Well, that's us.
All right, look, keep it here because we are helping the homie inside homie helpline.
Which homie are we going to help find out after this?
It's Power 106.
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Power 106, L.A's number one for hip-hop.
Buenos Aires.
Hey, who saw the eclipse?
The eclipse, no.
No, I hope you didn't see it because that would be bad for you.
And what does it do?
Like, it just mess with drives.
You know, if you wear glasses and you look at it, it's going to give you 2020 vision.
you're no don't listen to angie
don't listen to angie
her little smile says it on
don't listen to her
you're not supposed to yeah
they just recommended
don't don't look it
fake news
but it happened over the weekend
the eclipse
remember eclipse is the cars
yes
what happened to those
I always wanted one
me too
because of Fast and Furious
that's why I wanted it
I knew it
shout out them
they were cool cars
yeah they were cool cars
and the eclipse was pretty cool I guess
I didn't see it
I just saw it all over Twitter
and I'm like what is
There's an eclipse here?
I did not know about it.
Isn't it?
In the whole world.
If you're pregnant, you're not supposed to like look at the sun or something.
No, when you're pregnant.
You're not supposed to look at the sun?
Period.
Yeah.
Period.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
I want to hit you so hard right now.
I'll let you.
Anyway, when you're pregnant, you're supposed to have something metal touching your belly
because to stop it from like affecting having your baby born with a defect.
No way.
It's like a Mexican thing.
Yeah.
I don't know what you never.
You don't want to be an alien baby?
But I know eclipses are not good for pregnant people.
Yeah, that's what I heard that.
To the pregnant.
To the pregnant.
To the pregnant.
What do you mean?
Incluses are not good for pregnant people?
No, it doesn't make sense.
It's just like a couple.
It's like happens for like an hour or something.
It's not even for a long time.
And then you're supposed to, no for real.
And you're supposed to, well, my mom always says like when you're pregnant to wear like
put a clothes pin on all your.
underwear's because it
just in case there's any clips somewhere else or
like I don't know what she was like
it. Yeah it's like a thing. It would be
all at the same time because
it's like the moon and
there's just like different things. Okay. If you're
pregnant, just like you know what?
Just go home. Just go to sleep
and you have the baby. I know there's
somebody out there who has heard this. Yes.
And have a paper clip, a metal shard
a crystal, have it.
Rosario, I love you can.
Everything around you. Okay.
And for some reason it only affects women.
It's like us guys.
Yeah, nothing.
You guys just chill out here in the world.
I don't need to wear a chastity belt or nothing.
All right.
Well,
must be nice.
We are helping the homies out next.
Who are we helping big?
The homie, Ivan, has some commitment issues.
And this can potentially help our good friend, Maximo, who has violent diarrhea right now.
Oh, yeah.
So hopefully he listens in between bathroom trips.
What's the next?
Oh, my gosh.
Wait, hold out.
Was that?
I read Maximol.
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You said it's so bubbly.
Come on.
I know it's because Daniel said, I need you to smile when you read it.
And I was like, go, go.
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Where's that enthusiasm?
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Look, it's time to help the homie.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need a line.
Got you for.
The homie helpline.
Our homie Ivan sent us a DM and said,
Good morning, Brown Bag.
My name is Ivan, and I need a homie help line because I don't know how to surprise my girlfriend with a proposal.
Aw.
He said, we've been together five years, and I've been trying to find a unique way of proposing.
However, I think she knows I'm planning to propose and has been asking a lot of questions,
making it harder for me to do it and surprise her.
I hope you guys or listeners can help me since I'm not too creative,
but I do want to make it special.
Please help.
And he didn't add anything about her?
No.
No.
We don't know too much about her.
That's such a guy thing.
Like, hey, help me.
You've been with her for five years.
You know her, look for her favorite.
Look for her favorite.
Huh?
She has a Pinterest board someone.
She has, oh, for sure.
Find it.
But yeah, he wants help planning out the proposal.
But I also think, like, I'm not too creative.
It's kind of a cop out.
You got to, you know, use your brain with stuff.
Yeah, he's not even trying at this.
Point.
He doesn't love her.
No.
He doesn't love her because when you are thinking of proposing, then you have like all these things in your head.
Like I've talked to guys that like, not like that.
Okay.
I have homies that when they start to like fall in love.
They're just like, oh yeah, I'm already thinking on the proposal.
I'm going to propose.
Yeah.
At the wedding, who's going to sing?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, they have all of that.
That's a J-Call line.
No one got it.
No, I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
That's from like that one scary song that he had.
Yeah, you're right.
I'm real of my dreams.
And it's the good is what she seems.
Oh, yeah.
That's creepy my line to myself.
Oh, I love that song.
It's okay.
It's a deep cut.
Only real ones know.
Shout out to you if you did.
Hey.
Whoa.
Everybody's just fake in here and put me and you.
Okay, help this full out.
Help Ivan.
He wants to propose to his girl for five years.
Doesn't know anything about her.
Typical.
Dude.
All right.
What should he be doing?
How can he be asking her to marry him?
All right?
And I'm just let you know right now.
This is all guys.
I know you might say like I'm going to,
I'm going to,
I, from day once,
from day zero.
Look, I tell everybody
how I want to be proposed to.
Angie, how do I want to be proposed to?
How have I said it?
I don't know.
See how she met you my best friend?
In a little egg?
No, that's what happened.
How did I want to get proposed to?
I don't know.
Since I was little, Angie,
I'm going to give you all the hints in the world.
Novela.
Thank you, Papacito Lindo.
On a horse.
Yes.
On a horse.
Novela style.
I'm outside of the little balcony.
You bring mariachi over.
You're singing.
Chente, you're Alejandro Fernandez.
That's crazy.
I just guessed.
No, it's true.
But to me, I thought that's how women got proposed to because that's what I always saw in
novellas.
Angie, you remember me telling this story.
I know it's coming to your head now.
No.
I'm so sorry.
That in itself is a great idea.
All right.
But look, point being, a girl could literally tell you how she wants to get proposed to
and that's not how it's going to happen.
Ask me how I got proposed to.
With the egg.
And a little webito.
With the egg and a little Easter.
Yep.
On April Fool's date.
Damn.
On April's Day.
Wow.
I remember that.
Thank you for reminding me.
Angelica.
I felt like cool.
Just kidding.
Just kidding.
I'm so happy.
Really?
Hey.
All right.
But your girl wants to know.
Your girl is already going to be whatever you, however you ask her, it's not
going to be the way she wants.
So don't even think about that.
Like just do you.
Make it for you.
Make this proposal about you.
What do you like?
Men?
Football.
You like football?
Ask around the football field.
Yeah.
It's what's going to happen anyway.
It would be cool.
because when she's going to be like, oh, he thought about me during his favorite thing.
Oh, yeah.
Because don't even try to rack your brain or try to get around there.
If she's asking questions, she knows.
How else are you going to get the ring size?
True.
You thought she was sleeping while you were wrapping something around her finger?
No, she's awake.
She's like you're twinkling with her finger, all right?
Yeah, they could do it at sofa or something.
Yeah.
I would want it done at something that, like, that's not really my thing.
So that, like, when we divorce it, you don't ruin that thing for me.
Oh, my God.
Dark cloud.
Laf is crazy.
That was a crazy laugh.
Chop that.
We're going to use that as a new scary laugh.
We got you, Huskies.
All right.
818.
52059.
We got to help the school, Ivan.
Been with his girl for five years.
That doesn't matter.
Does he know her favorite colors?
Her favorite sport?
Her favorite movie?
Her favorite anything?
No.
All he knows is he's her favorite.
Okay.
And he only knows five years because she told him that.
Yes.
And he wants to be her favorite forever.
So he wants to be her favorite forever.
So he wants to
to her, he needs help because he's not
creative.
This sounds like, we've been together
five years and then he's like, oh damn,
we've been together five years.
How would you help him propose?
Okay.
And guys, when you try to figure out proposing to your girl,
what do you do?
What do you think about?
How did you get into that mindset?
Because maybe that's what's going to help.
Let's actually talk to dudes
that have proposed to their girls.
Tell us what you did.
What was it?
Not even what you did,
but like how did you figure out
where you were going to go with it?
Was it her favorite thing?
Was it her memory when she was young?
What did you do?
How did you figure that out?
Okay, 818.
52059.
That's 818.
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Buenos days.
Good morning.
Shout out to all the kids in the car.
And I want to big a Lord Ray-ray, your little baby boy, because he sent us this in.
He was doing the foetta.
Fuerda.
Shout out to all the kids that are learning things from Brownback.
That's cute.
If you send us, your kids.
kid like Instagram story
tag us all of that I want to
make it the new
it could be an alternate
it's cute to be like hey I'm
Jonathan from content
the Fuera
No NG
I like the classic one
It's a classic yeah
Don't think it might be too
for us
Hold on like this is a cute
You're doing the Drake thing
Wouldn't it be so cute
Oh okay
All the little kids in L.A. are my little
Adonis is okay
Angie is so hilarious because when I was saying this I really thought it was a good idea
to have little kids be like, hey, I'm Ashley Frantara.
Don't you know I'm local or whatever?
And then Angie's looking at me with the face of like, don't do it.
I don't want to hear that.
Classic.
What is it?
Just hearing kids say things or what?
No, it's just why I change the classic.
That way they keep learning it.
Because it's so cute.
Yeah, but they keep learning it.
But they can hear themselves.
Yeah, we can play it here and there for shoutouts.
Just right now.
All right now.
Do you have any shout-out?
I do actually.
It's little baby boy, Elijah.
Elijah, Angie never wants to hear you say anything.
Yeah, please don't talk around her.
Whatever, you guys.
Angie, what?
Just that?
Oh, it was him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And Daniel G from Southgate says that we make his morning to every morning.
Yeah.
Shout out you.
Hope you don't have kids.
Hey, speaking, kids.
I was at a good-ass birthday party yesterday.
I just know the cross-streeties was people.
Pico and the girl was salvi so I'm like oh I'm for sure in Pico Union vibes
and shout out to baby boy cash he turned I believe he turned three or four but he
has this first birthday party um because of the pandemic and stuff like that so it was crazy
because his mom Liz was telling me like you know we had to get him ready for like
the happy birthday song so like we're seeing it just prepping him for his birthday and I was like yeah
because there's been kids that have been literally pandemic babies that have not
life of day or like really been
into like the new I guess
this is what we know yeah
like do regular stuff yeah right
because they've been quarantine
and if not then they've just been babies
you know so
shout to all the kids having their actual
birthday parties this year or last
couple years so it was his fourth birthday
yeah it was one of those
it was his fourth birthday but it was his first birthday
I promise you that's so real
and shout out to baby boy cash because even
that her dad was there
And the way that cash is so attached to her dad
reminded me of how the boys are with my dad
and I was like in my sentiento like, oh, that's so cute.
And shout out to my guy Marathon John
because that's baby daddy.
But it's funny because he's Persian
and she's Salvi.
And I was like, I was wondering because I'm like,
I'm in Pico Union, they're saying boss.
And I'm like, if she's Tommy and he's like,
yeah, she's full Salvi Latte, full, full Salvi.
He said it with a little shaking his voice.
And I just want to shout out all this Samadorian women
that don't understand why men are so like
But still want to be around us.
Yes.
Supposedly it's that we're crazy.
But I feel like even my Mexican side is crazy.
I feel like we're just crazy.
Like I don't get like an extra spice because I'm salvi.
But Vic, you have experience.
Yes.
My son's mom is full salvi.
Full selfie.
Yeah, he said full selfie.
Full selfie.
Full on.
100% everything.
And I wouldn't say she was crazy, but a very strong woman.
Very strong woman.
Shout up to her.
Shout up to her.
She's awesome.
And then El Salvador,
stop being mad at me.
Yeah.
You know what?
Always.
I don't know.
It's just a bunch of,
it's your fault,
dogs.
Usually,
yeah, communication.
You never communicate.
Oh,
she's right.
She's right
because that's my same issue.
Yeah.
With your man or with your baby daddy.
All right.
But shout out baby boy cash.
I got a shout out.
Shout out to Vanessa.
Her and her man and her cousin were eating at Escora.
And they kissed.
And they're not.
No.
No.
Funniest thing, I don't know how.
So my dad and my Tia and T-O-K-K-K, that's a lot of people you're bringing into this.
Wait, let me finish.
So they were at a restaurant.
Hold on to have to draw this out.
You?
No, I wasn't there.
Okay.
So then who is in here?
So my dad, his girl.
His girl.
My Tia and my Tio.
Tia Tio.
Big Swift was there with his girl.
Oh, my God.
They were all there.
They were all at this restaurant without me.
What restaurant?
Yeah.
It's called Sechora and Downey.
Sechora.
And they were all there.
and I don't know how.
Were they in one table?
They were all at one table.
They ran into each other.
They don't like you.
They didn't invite you.
They called me and invite me.
I was like, I'm not going.
I'm busy.
Oh, yeah.
And then they're somehow, they're like,
we ran into some of your fans here.
I'm like, how do you even, how does that even happen?
Like, where does that combo strike up?
Like, these people are sitting at a whole different table.
But mind you, they put me on a super awkward face time.
Look, he's right here.
Look, look, look, talk to him.
And so who was it?
Vanessa. Vanessa.
Vanessa?
She said she's been to our live shows before.
And her cousin?
Her cousin.
I don't know the names.
No, no.
But it was her and her husband.
Her and her man and her cousin.
Yeah, they were all there.
They were super big fans.
They said shout out to you.
Hey, shout on you.
Exactly.
Yeah, they were super cool.
They were super happy.
They said they're going to the live show.
Yay.
Look at us.
But she was, I bet you, your dad was like, hey, you know, my son's on the radio.
Yes.
It always comes from the dad because my dad's the same way.
They're like, oh, oh my God.
Like he's ordering a burger.
Hey, I'm ordering a burger.
My daughter's on the radio.
Apparently, that's our family is.
Can I get a cheeseburger?
You know paroona six?
That's how it happened, bro.
Apparently, that's how my dad is, too, at the restaurants now.
All right.
Well, shout out everybody.
And shout out of all the kids.
If you want to send in your Fueras and your, you know, I'm locals, just do it for my purpose.
My purpose is only.
Clearly, I'm the only one in this room.
No, I would like to play.
Don't replace the originals.
We can play it during shout-out.
Wouldn't it be hilarious?
and Vic does something stupid that we kick him out
and it's the little kid going
after the original one yeah
Angie's so strict
All right check this out homie
You need a homie or need some help
We need your help
We need a line
I mean phone line
We got your fault
The homie help lines
Ivan's been with his girl five years
And doesn't know anything about anything
About her about how to propose
And we should do it
If you ever make it to five years
Big is the same thing as when you know
for three months. Still don't know.
Yeah. When I meet you again? When's your birthday?
We've been together five years for real.
Yeah. That's crazy.
After proposal, huh?
He needs help proposing.
He wants to know how you did it, how he can get to
this proposal, this saying I do with his baby girl.
Okay, who do we have on the line, A.C.?
We have Jose from L.A. on line one.
Good morning, Jose.
Jose.
Good morning, Brown Bay.
How are you, Papacito?
Good, good. Go to work.
Good. Did you put the ordering on today? It's going to be in the 90s.
Ah, we, we. Okay.
Wino, okay. Wino, okay. Wino, okay. Wain, okay.
Okay, talk to us, Jose. How would you help this full proposing to his girl?
I think it went out a little too much, but this happened in the city of Riverside on top of Mount Rubido.
I don't know if you guys are familiar with that area.
Not at all. Maybe Irene?
Yeah, I know.
That's, yeah.
And it happened on Mother's Day. You know, I used to work up north, and I called my brother.
brother up to take my wife to the gym.
I got all the family to hike up
this mountain and then I rented
out of one of those planes with the banner.
Oh my gosh.
That's awesome. After the gym
my brother's like, hey, let's go
hike Mount Rubido to my wife.
And she was like, nah,
it's too much already, but, you know,
he had a drag out there. I just worked out.
How are you going to have me hike?
And why are she so close with your brother?
Just kidding.
He was the help, you know?
Yeah.
I was up north that she wasn't expecting me to come home for that Mother's Day weekend.
Oh.
That's crazy.
You made everybody hike up that.
Yeah.
My high school sweetheart.
Okay.
So you were not there?
Yeah, I was there, but, you know, she wasn't expecting me to come home.
Okay.
I was on top of the hill.
Oh, you're on top of the hill already?
I don't know why.
I just thought you were, like, parachuted or something on top of the hill.
Marry me.
April, I have a question.
It was awesome.
The whole family.
Maybe I got a photographer and, uh, nice.
Yeah, that sounds really cool.
You know, all the family's waiting for her up on top of the hill.
That's my question.
You had a photographer, right?
But you had her fucking all sweaty after the Jimmy Toto and the hike?
Like, where her nails done?
What?
Damn.
You know what?
I think they were.
They were.
I think I told her to get them done.
Her face is probably all red.
Yeah.
Like, well, okay.
I have another question.
Sorry, this is good.
I'm trying to be nosy.
Why did you think like, oh, I'm going to have her hike this mountain and I'm going to, why Mount Riverville?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How did you get to get to go.
to that?
You know what?
We kind of grew up in the city of Riverside
and I just wanted everybody to see it
and this big plane, the banner,
you know, everybody knows that trail.
And so a plane flying up that high, you know?
So it was about you.
I thought it was a good idea.
Yeah.
Okay, so you know what's crazy is
this is Mother's Day.
So he's like,
Amma, Suagra, walk, go.
Up to the hill.
Crazy.
If you don't make it up the hill,
you don't get an invite to the wedding.
I hope they're like relatively young
because, like, that's probably a lot.
That's a crazy.
workout. That's a crazy way to tell you your girl
she needs to lose weight for the wedding.
That's crazy.
It's a headscar. You are wild.
But congratulations.
And that work. And do you see that? That's really more
of the spectacle versus like, oh,
she likes red. So I bought red this.
Or she likes this song.
Mount Rubidot or whatever. I like that.
No, it's just like, I just want everybody to see it, man.
Is there a good view up there of like all the tumbleweets?
You just see a river sign.
Yeah.
It's there.
Is it UCR?
Look at you.
Look at that even.
That's too far away.
It's too bad.
What do you see?
What's that one place?
Bakers?
You see a bunch of bakers?
You see a boomers?
Sonic?
No, everything's far.
I'm telling you.
It's just mountain.
No, no.
You know what he saw?
Their future together.
Oh.
All right.
All right.
A1A.
52059.
Let us help this guy, Ivan.
He needs to know how to propose to his girl for five years.
They've been together.
but he's just not creative.
Let's help him get creative.
That was really good.
Yeah.
It was very creative.
It was about him.
He made it about him kind of, but it was creative.
It was creative.
A for effort.
Power 106, L.A's number one for hip-hop.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Shout to you for listening to us to get your mind off the fact that it's tax deadline
and you still haven't done your taxes.
But you know what?
That's what we're here for.
Distraction.
All right.
Disraction.
Homie helpline.
This guy, Ivan, he's been with his girl for five years.
Wants help.
proposing to her because
he's not creative. His words.
Yes. Okay, that's it. He gave us no
other info about his girl,
his wife to be. I really wish that I
did it so I could help out a little bit more.
I just want to make it special. But our homie, Jose
from Riverside, he said,
you know what, I had my girl hike up this mountain
with all the family and then a plane passed by
and was like, well, you marry me.
Vives, whoa, no, that's not a kind of plane.
That's at the forum.
Those are ones in Lennox and Inglewood.
But she said yes and they're together
And that I think is a really cool creative
Yeah
What are they saying on the Instagram?
Dipperner.
Dippest says to stop being scary
And ask her on Christmas
Oh
Because Christmas is coming on.
Holiday
It's right here
It's kind of like
The celebration is already there
Because people are already so
If he's not creative
That means probably he doesn't know how to decorate
Like she's basically going to decorate everything
For Christmas
Oh, that's actually
Open a present
And it's true
No, don't do that.
Oh, okay,
because then you ruin the holiday
Like, like,
like, like,
Like,
For me, if you're taking notes,
you know who you are.
But like,
but like,
but like,
I want my own moment.
Like,
I don't want it to be like,
November 16th or something.
Like,
you were like,
oh, that's my day.
See?
No,
but I'm just saying like a random day.
Yeah,
yeah.
Yeah,
we can't even be close to your birthday?
No,
no.
Because.
What if that means
Christmas that much more special?
No,
and then we divorce.
Is going to re-gare?
Why are you going to divorce?
Because 98% of marriage.
That's not a real sad.
Married people.
Don't listen to them.
And also if you divorce, what happens, Angie?
If you get proposed to on Christmas?
Apparently, according to Jose, you can't give it back because that's a gift.
Yeah, yeah.
Don't you can't, he can't ask you for the ring, bad girl.
No.
Because he gave it to you on Christmas and that's when you get gifts.
Wow.
Apparently, that's a thing.
So you just get to, like, you just, the girl gets to keep it.
upon it or whatever she wants me.
Yeah, whatever she does.
She wants.
Tell it about it.
Okay.
Yeah.
We have other stuff.
Okay.
Somebody said put a ring on her finger while she's sleeping and when she wakes up.
Yo, gotcha.
Oh my God.
That's so immature.
That's all immature.
That's what you would do big.
Yeah.
Definitely.
But I proposed that you were asleep.
That's my fault.
Yeah.
Have you ever gotten close to proposing?
Like even thinking about it?
Like looking at her finger, thinking a ring will look cute?
No.
I have proposed before.
Wait, what?
Bum, bum, bum.
No, you're not.
Yeah, I did.
Oh, can we make this from the son of a day?
Hold on.
K.W.R. Los Angeles.
We got Travis got tickets coming at 8-15.
Vic, the guy that has like three-month relationships with girls, and then that's it.
Did propose.
Was this to baby mama?
Yeah.
Oh.
She's moved on.
She's happily in her own thing.
Ages ago.
This was like 10 years ago.
Okay.
You have to tell us.
Oh my God.
No, that's funny.
Because what she said, that's what I did.
No, what did you do?
Why you guys were in bed?
No, no, why you guys were in bed?
You're like, I want to wake up to this.
You held my whole life.
No.
No, that's not what I.
Say you right or else.
Ali, call me up.
No.
8.582.
105.
No.
Ali, you call me and tell me the real story if he doesn't want to do it right.
I'll tell you the real story.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
So it was a Valentine's Day.
Okay.
It was a Valentine's day a long time ago.
Far, far away.
far away.
Well, Vic is 10.
Yeah, he's 10.
Yeah, he's 10.
Yeah, so 11 years.
10 years ago, 9 years or something like that.
And then I remember I ordered a bunch of flowers.
I heard like 100 flowers.
Oh, but like I ordered them from like flowers.com or 1,800 flowers.
And they never showed up.
Wow.
How convenient.
No, I swear.
I was so mad.
Like, she was like, why are you so mad?
Like, I was just, like, it just, it ruined my.
whole like little thing that I was going to do.
Granted, it wasn't that creative, but like I was trying.
Okay.
And then.
So that that counts.
Exactly.
And then so the flowers never came.
Somebody, I don't know if the delivery driver like stole them because it said delivered
and they never showed up.
They never showed up like after that.
You know, sometimes I try to deliver it the next day.
Afterwards.
They never came.
And so I was just really upset.
And I'm like, what do I do now?
That kind of ruined it.
So I'm like, well, maybe if she just wakes up and then sees it, she's going to be like,
oh my God, that's crazy.
Either way.
She's what, V.
The ring.
The ring?
Yeah.
But I mean, either way, like, she was happy, you know, but if I would do it again.
You're not making sense to me.
Because how did she see you be upset that flowers didn't show up?
But you were also like, did you?
So did you wake her up on the 15th?
Yeah, it was the 15th technically.
Okay, okay, okay.
So you guys had Valentine's Day.
Flowers didn't show up.
She went to sleep.
All sad.
Like, my, I'm having this baby.
This fool won't even bite flowers.
Yeah.
She wakes, she goes to sleep.
She wakes up.
She has a ring on her finger.
Was this?
You put the ring on, you did what this with this.
Yes, that's why I was laughing.
Oh my God.
You put the ring on her finger.
Yes.
Victor, what?
You're so cute.
That's so sad.
You couldn't think of anything else?
Oh, my God.
You have plan B for girls to ask on prom or whatever, but you don't have a plan B to propose?
Oh.
I didn't.
I didn't.
Just saying.
Dang.
I'm telling me, it wasn't that created.
If I could go back, I would do a better, much better.
Do you think that if you did, you guys just to be together?
No, I wouldn't have made a difference
Because did she say yes?
Yeah
So then where's the ring at?
Did she keep it?
I don't know
Did she keep it?
He's like,
I don't remember.
You don't remember?
I don't remember.
Ali, call us up right now.
A1A 50105-09.
Dude, something's going,
this is so cute.
He's like, he's pink.
How come he never told us?
I knew about it.
Never came up.
I'm just kidding.
Lettie, I didn't know.
Lettie really get it.
What?
Vic said, Ivan.
No, don't.
I think do the whole little plain situation,
okay?
Do that.
That's much better.
Something cool.
Don't rely on like a delivery man to bring your flowers.
If it's not creative,
it has to be big.
Like,
you just kind of got to be obnoxious with it.
Okay?
Wow, sci-fi.
I understand.
Sambrazzala with Angie.
It's 8 o'clock and just get ready
because we're going to scold sci-fi in a little bit.
Can we?
Yeah.
You have that one friend.
It's a favorite part.
It's a favorite.
You have that one friend.
And I just always has excuses.
why he didn't do his work.
You will love later on.
Okay.
Spooky basket vibes.
Okay.
You can only imagine what happened or didn't.
And what excuse we got for it.
Okay.
Anyway, Angie, so must be able to.
That's coming up next, guys.
Stay tuned.
But right now, you guys, all right,
if you guys think you have, like,
a parent that's, like, way too much,
you're not alone.
You're not a love, babe.
Angie, you're in pink.
Because I'm telling you, Blueface Mom.
Blueface Mom.
This lady, she is something else.
Because Homegirl is out here posing thirst traps on the IG, on the gram, you guys.
So Blueface's mom, Carlisa, she posted a selfie nude on her IG story.
And it's of her face, right?
She's posting.
And it's of her a donkadong.
Did you call it a selfie nude?
Yeah.
What do you call it?
I think it's just a nude.
No, because it's weird.
But she is a nude.
I know.
because her badonka don't get out right
but it's like her face and she's like giving a little like
cute face and then there's a back mirror
yeah she's not wearing anything it's a lot
you can look at it brown bag mornings 106
and he's doing an incredible job explaining
the selfie nude what do you call it? Actually I've never called it
a selfie nude but it's so funny
that you call it a selfie nude because she's taking a selfie
because it's a nude but you need to make sure that they know
that you did it so it's a selfie right
it's selfie nude she didn't care she
showed her face. She's posing for you guys. I love it. You're so cute. But according to her,
it was done accidentally because it was that little bad don'tca dung or that big
bodongadong was supposed to be only for her husband. Okay. But she uploaded. Yeah, she's
impressed. I don't know how that happens. Maybe she was going to DM her husband. Oh, that's how
I could see that. Yeah. Try to send it on IG. Yeah. Instead of texting. Yeah. It happens.
Yeah. It's really. Okay. But it's crazy because, and I think even her,
Even all of that is missing the main point that there was a toilet right there.
There was a toilet right there, Angie.
And so in the same shot, it's kind of like you went to the restroom.
Yeah.
Pants down because she's not nude from the top.
It's just pants down.
It's a selfie in the front.
Angie, when you say selfie nude.
Never heard that before.
I like it.
I could tell she's the ESO because it's not nude selfie, it's selfie nude.
Because you know how in Spanish we say
El caro rojo, we don't say
like rojo caro. In English
we reverse the adjective and the noun.
What do you see first? The selfie and then what do you see?
To Madonka don't.
Okay, so it's a selfie dude.
The selfie dude.
Instead of a new selfie.
It's a two and one.
Okay.
got like, I guess
a sexy photo,
but it's in the restroom.
You see a toilet. I always think that's a very
odd way place to take
and send photos. Turn off for sure.
If you even see the toilet paper roll,
it's a little bit weird.
It's like, oh, I know what you just did.
I know what you're doing in there. I know what you're doing in there
and you looked in the mirror and you said, ooh, and then
boom. Right.
Was it before or after you dropped the bomb on them?
I know. I was about to drop it or right?
That's a big difference.
A girl sent me.
you a photo, Vic.
Yeah.
And you see the toilet in the background.
And the toilet thing is open?
Yeah.
Squiggly toilet.
Yeah.
I'm like, oh, like, no.
That would turn you off.
No, thanks.
Yeah, for sure.
Because it's just like, nah.
I mean, toilet can be in the picture, but just don't leave the seat up.
Don't leave the seat up.
Yeah, that's my problem.
It's like, why would you leave the seat up?
Yeah, that just bothers me.
Because we know what you did.
We know, imagine and they didn't flush.
That's even worse.
But on this picture, you can't see all that.
You can't see, like, if she took.
took a little ducky or anything.
A little.
We know too much about the homie.
You see the photo.
All the kids know what I'm doing.
All right kids.
If there's a scibety toilet in your selfie nude, something's going on.
Yeah.
That's not the case, well.
No.
We're mixing it.
This is Posovole right now.
We're just mixing everything together.
We know way too much about blue face and his family.
I feel like we don't ask for any of this info.
No, it was just, she was boony.
I told you guys she was boning the eclipse.
Oh, that was the solar eclipse.
It was out.
But she quickly did delete it, you guys.
But of course her kids saw.
Blueface saw it.
He took it on Twitter.
He posted on Twitter?
No, he replied back to that picture, like, just saying like, ew.
Yeah.
No one wants to see it.
Oh, lady booty chain.
They have a funny relationship, though.
Like, they, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And she didn't care because she replied.
back and she's like whatever whatever
whatever
like my paddock don't looks better than your baby mama
that was so weird
that's so weird because she's talking about
Suey well duh yeah oh my
god she's like that baby oh
that's hilarious he didn't
after that huh no he didn't
you can't say anything
he's like why are you competing
comparing booty cheeks that's what lady I sleep
next to
they're not having a fight like that
happy.
That's not real.
He's replying on Twitter and then she's replying back on Instagram.
That's so old.
That's hilarious.
That's hilarious.
Wow.
It's just apparent that be doing too much.
See, Vic, you're not alone.
It could be worse.
It could be worse.
All your mom did was throw up in your Tesla when you drove crazy.
Exactly.
And embarrass me at Disneyland.
Oh, yeah.
What happened?
What happened?
What she did?
I don't remember.
Angelica.
I don't remember.
She wasn't Mooney.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And by the way, just bathroom selfie nudes, maybe.
Maybe just go to the next room.
Yeah, that's it.
Just find good lighting.
Exactly.
Yeah.
But more than likely, to be honest, I think it's dudes that send the bathroom ones.
Yeah.
Talk about it, Irene.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Talk about Irene.
What's the ratio, Irene?
What's the ratio of bathroom, selfie nudes?
Guys don't think things.
Like, they don't think things through.
They're just like, oh, I'm here.
It's out.
like,
yeah, what's up?
Right here.
Good morning.
Let me send to Irene.
Yeah.
Oh, what's that we're supposed to do with that?
Okay?
All right, Angie.
All right.
That's it for Sobrasana.
Bat to your by your local,
Southern California, Toyota dealers.
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Eyes need to
my contacts. Or like
in my eye because I slept with them. Don't judge me.
Why are you judging you?
It happens. It's really bad.
No judging Monday.
It's no judging Monday. I'm not judging
her. I'm being a mom.
Okay.
it's already tax day
I know that I need to do my taxes
I don't need to know that I need to take off my contacts before bed
thank you okay hold on it has adjusted
all right
April we need to stop with these fake watches
it's getting crazy and out of hand
out here you guys Los Angeles
has come in second place
for cities in the U.S. where the most high-end
fake watches are in circulation okay
that means not only are you wearing
of fake watch on purpose, you're probably getting sold a fake watch thinking it's real.
Why are you guys laughing?
You know somebody that knows somebody that gifted their girlfriend with Rolex?
Why?
Why, man.
All right.
New York.
Precisely.
New York came in first, which I don't mind New York winning out on this one.
Chicago is a third, but us over here in L.A.
And I know we have like a crazy dope jewelry district.
Right?
Yeah.
But these fake watches, come on, bros.
Come on, bro.
Dang.
That's crazy.
I'm thinking of all the pictures of watches I've seen on the TL this past the past few weeks and I'm just like
There's like a whole thing called like fake watch busters. Yeah, I think that was a Instagram account that could tell. Yeah, and it's just a lot.
They're like, they're like, this is the real one. This is the fake one. This is the fake one. This is the one he's wearing. It's fake.
And like retail is this. I remember them doing that to YK. Osiris.
Oh yeah. I wonder if we could walk around with that little gun that has.
has like the that can tell whether it's fake.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Oh,
the diamond tester?
Yeah,
that depends if the watch has diamonds,
but if it's like a plane.
Well, if it's fake,
it's going to have diamonds.
It's going to have cubics or golden.
And they're going to go all in fake.
They're not going to be humble face.
And that's the thing is like,
you can tell because of like the lifestyle.
It's like,
okay, yeah,
why do you have a supposedly $50,000 watch
but you work at like this job or that job?
It just doesn't make sense, you know?
It doesn't add up.
It doesn't add up.
And the watch that is more
likely going to be fake out here
in these streets. Can I guess? Can I guess? Yes.
Rolex. Yes. Yes.
Okay. The survey
was conducted and apparently
okay 23 million fake watches are in
circulation in the U.S. and
at least half of all the luxury watches
that they like saw like this company
did that got the survey were identified
as counterfeit or having fake parts
and they were Rolexes.
Wow. Yeah, fake parts
on a Rolex is crazy. Fake Rolexes?
It's like a real Rolex
outer but the engine is
imagine people get like matching fake
Rolexes oh no
that would be insane
two for one folks
two for one
oh my
maybe it was a four
for two
you know it's wow too like younger and younger
people want Rolex or like
the crazy watches because it's probably stunk culture
and like in the air and all of that
when I was young like
I what are the ones
what are those
G shots?
Oh yeah
oh yeah the bulkier the better
Even the fake ones are cool.
Even the G-shacks are cool.
The G-shacks?
Yeah.
They were like S-shocks.
I think I was going to Kayajones and they were like 30 bucks.
You ever buy one?
Don't lie.
No, I didn't.
Because I was working at the time my first check.
You could afford a G-shock?
There were 100 bucks.
They were $100?
Yeah.
The first time I ever got to watch or I ever got a check, I went straight to Macy's and I bought a G-shock.
Wow.
See, G-shocks are cool because they're digital.
Yeah.
Like, I couldn't tell you what time.
I don't know.
I miss.
the clock class where you can tell
without seeing any numbers
and you just blank
with the little hands and the beats of the
cock or whatever. Clock?
I said clock.
I heard that.
I heard Sethia.
Angelica.
Kitty. Have you ever had a fake watch?
Not that I know of.
I'm never going to go home and check my mind.
I mean, I feel like there's so much
pressure to like have like a cool
watch that I just don't wear one because I'm like
anything besides a Rolex is just like
and I'm not going to get a fake one.
because that's embarrassing.
Yeah.
But like,
I feel like Apple watches too.
They're cool.
I have one.
Them being available has helped.
Yeah.
Because people go and get Apple watches and it has this and I can get my calls and my text
and my face signs and I can customize it, all of that.
And they're at, they're not the price that these other watches.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
So shout out to Apple watches.
Yeah.
You know what I would do?
I would wear watches when I would wear watches.
I would wear them, but.
What I do?
No, no.
Watches.
And they would have no batteries.
I'm like, fool, don't ever ask me for the time.
It's not work.
Accessories.
Yes.
That's actually true, Angie.
I've seen it happen.
Yeah.
I want to tell you.
Don't ask me.
Don't ask me.
It's for look only.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's just me.
Fake watch busters.
That's crazy.
Does anyone have a Rolex so we could test it?
No.
Not yet.
Oh, just me?
Oh, okay.
Wow.
You get wear yours.
I don't wear it.
No.
Why?
I don't know because I feel like it's too much
Not even that it's too much
I just feel like it's for
Special occasions
Oh special occasions
Not necessarily
I can't tell the time
No it's not Angelica
Alright well that was your don't you know I'm local
Stop buying these fake watches or selling them
And if you get it if the watches price
Feels too good to be true
It probably definitely is all right
And stop getting it to your girl because she thinks it's real
Yeah
And she's gonna post that you guys are matching and all that crazy stuff
Oh,
All right, look,
keep it here because we did a challenge.
Okay, we did a challenge last week.
And some of us did the challenge,
and some of us pretended to be sick
so that they're not here for the challenge.
Okay, find out who next.
It's gonna be really hot this week, okay?
And NWS Los Angeles.
I don't know what the NWS stands for,
but it's probably something cool.
Oh, national weather service of Los Angeles.
Wow.
They tweeted some tips, okay?
So precautions and actions.
Teach kids about the dangers of playing with fire.
Kids, it's dangerous to play with fire.
Yeah, don't play with fire.
Only you can prevent forest fires.
Boom, check.
Look at us.
Responsible.
Do not burn trash or brush outdoors.
Come on.
Why are you doing that?
Yeah, unless you're like committing a crime.
That's crazy.
Don't park vehicles on dry grass.
Oh, I've never heard of that one.
Why?
Well, I don't know.
Oh, maybe the engine, the oil, the engine turning on dry grass, it lights up.
Yeah, that'd be sense.
Okay, okay, okay.
Because it is very flammable.
Never leave a hot grill unattended.
Okay, guys, I know you guys like to go grill and then step away.
Don't do that.
Or a hot girl.
Guys do that.
A hot grill or hot girl.
Don't leave her unattended.
Just being hot girls.
Lower the hazard by pre-wedding areas before working.
Oh, that said that?
That's what that?
Guys don't know how to do that either.
Whoa.
Yon all right.
All right.
Even though it's like super hot outside and very like super sunny, we're like, hey, you know what would be super awesome.
It's spooky basket season.
If you made a spooky basket, if you're doing one, if you're thinking about things, we were like, hey, let's do like secret Santa vibes almost.
And put everybody's name in a hat.
And then everybody else pick a name.
And then that person is the person you're going to do a spooky basket for.
So if you want to do this at work with your homies or whatever, that way you don't be doing spooky baskets for everybody.
Yeah.
Irene's going to do just the girls.
Yeah, I'm making baskets for it.
So we all got, we all got people.
My Simo is out today.
Why is he out of it?
Violin diarrhea.
Yeah.
Explosive.
Explosive.
Explosities.
It's like lava.
West Coastish.
Don't ruin that.
You did it on them two times, Dr. Dre?
That's crazy.
I've done my own sound effect.
They sound so real.
I know.
Yeah.
Enough, enough, enough.
That was
Maximo phoning in.
Even Maximo was out.
He's Ubering currently his spooky basket.
If you're the Uber driver, please don't keep it.
Okay?
He's Ubering his spooky basket
for the person that he got, okay?
And we all came in, we all kind of have our little baskets.
Mine is hiding under here.
I didn't know we're supposed to hide it.
Yeah.
Well, it's like you don't want to, like,
The person.
You can see it anyway.
There's this guy that works with us.
I think he doesn't want to work with us anymore.
It's the way that he acts.
His name is sci-fi.
He helps on the boards, production, cool stuff, just vibe, right?
You help with the vibe?
You can say yes.
You're on the radio.
Yeah, you do that.
But he didn't do his spooky basket.
And it trips me out because he could hit up,
you could ask your girl, she works at a school.
You could have reason.
and people to help you create a basket.
Did he make one?
No.
What was your reason?
And by the way, he got Maximo.
He got the guy that's sick.
So, sci-fi, why didn't you make it?
I thought Cash would be better.
That's crazy.
He thought cash would be better.
No, that's just not even trying.
No, that's not even trying.
Hold on.
Go ahead.
Please explain yourself.
Let's see if LA believes you because Letti doesn't.
Go ahead.
Maximo calling.
If you like cash, I got you.
He's right now.
Everyone likes, call it if you like cash.
Everyone's going to call in.
Yeah.
This is why you, oh, you really grind my gears full.
Okay.
We all aside, like, we're like, hey, we're all going to do this, right?
This is like, hey, if you're going to come in a costume.
This is why I don't trust that he's going to come in a costume.
Oh, yeah.
You're going to come in a costume.
We have the ugly Christmas sweater.
Blah, blah, blah.
It's the day that he'll show up and be like, what?
I thought you guys wanted money instead.
Yes, money is awesome.
Yeah.
Yes, we all like, but it's the fact that we all said we're going to do this.
Mm-hmm.
Going shopping.
And picking everything for them.
But he still says that we are tripping
because money is better than it.
Money trumps all, right?
Cash's King.
This is true.
And you know what's wild is that on Friday,
we were all discussing it.
And he had great ideas for Maximil's Basket.
And I was really looking for it.
What would have been in the Spooky Basket?
I had ideas for disposable camera.
Oh, yeah.
He's a photographer.
And then Jose gave me a good idea.
Yeah.
A wedding marriage.
A marriage license.
That, yeah.
A marriage license.
He can't sign up for his marriage license.
Him and his girl have to go to...
No, like, epany, like a fake one.
Yeah.
Okay.
Wait, did sci-fi, but he said that he was gonna...
Life?
Fine?
Well, that's what I was getting to.
You asked, I mean, you said that, like, for sure I'm bringing a spooky basket.
Thought about it.
Thought about it.
I see.
If you're aggravated, I'm aggravated, too.
Okay.
This is a thing.
We all signed up for the spooky basket.
Secret Santa.
Everyone does it.
At any point, you could have said,
I'm not going to do it.
At any point you could have said, hey, don't put my name in.
Hey, I don't do anything that I say that I'm going to do.
And you guys just handled it.
I knew this is going to happen.
You could have even got a basket and put money in it.
Oh.
You didn't even do that.
Oh, and Maximo said a reminder yesterday, spooky basket reminder.
He did during his whole little diarrhea situation.
Yeah, in between his violent diarrhea.
And that's messed up because he reminded and then now he's the one that didn't get in.
didn't get it.
What's crazy.
Literally,
Maximil is at home right now.
Yeah,
suffering.
Yeah.
Could use a basket maybe.
For sure.
To hold it all.
Yeah.
Right?
Because it might be overflowing in the toilet.
Yet still nothing.
Nothing from his homie.
Wow.
His little bro.
I love you.
No, you don't.
Oh,
please don't even add I love you into things because then I'm really not going to believe you.
Didn't Life I can.
Maximo's head or something like that too?
I don't know.
Something like that?
Or was it the other way that they smell each other?
They smell each other.
These are like bro-brows.
Yeah.
They're like really cool.
It's just a weird.
It's just aggravating to me.
So on behalf of Maximo who's not here.
Yeah.
You already know.
Yeah.
I'm disappointing it.
Like that drives him.
Like how can I disappoint them today?
I don't know.
And I'm sure everyone in his life feels.
same way.
Because people are patterns. I already told you guys.
Yeah. So we got to think of a whole new
Halloween costume because I don't even trust this photo to do it.
Yeah, I got you.
Anyway, now that I'm done making him feel bad.
Are we getting our spooky baskets?
Yes, let's do our spooky baskets. Okay, we have spooky baskets.
Everybody got everybody, but I'm going to tell you right now, I win.
Okay. Yeah. So do you guys want to go first, my little,
I gotta go get it.
All right. I'll go. I'm going to do our spooky basket exchange.
I don't ask, I don't ask much of my friends.
I only ask them to tell the truth.
Truth, not much truth.
That's it.
Can you tell truth, not much truth?
Can you tell them with Sagittarius?
Yeah.
Supposedly that's a Sagittarius thing or a Scorpio thing.
What?
What was it?
I'm half of both.
Oh what?
That just wants truth.
Or a human thing, you know?
Like, you just want to be honest.
Isn't crazy?
Crazy.
Honest.
What's the sign that doesn't want people to be honest?
Is it just Pisces?
Probably maybe.
All right.
Anyway, we're doing spooky baskets.
Yeah.
We did Secret Sand and Spooky baskets.
Biscuits and we each got somebody I know this really does no benefit for you listening,
but you just get me tap in with us while we give away our spooky baskets and everyone sees how cool mine is vibes.
Wow.
Yeah, I heard you.
Yeah.
What are you didn't get that?
For real.
Okay.
But we do have your six flags fight fest tickets, okay?
So while we are doing our spooky basket giveaway, call us up, so caller 10, you could join us as we take over the park.
818 52059.
We're not taking them over the park.
It's not like you'd be like, hey, six slides, where they are at?
For here.
No, we're just gonna meet up for.
We're all gonna be there together.
Do you remember when Six Flies,
gave you like a free entry for like a Coke can?
Yes.
I was thinking about that.
No, I think that was like a promotion before.
It was a good promotion.
It was super cool.
Please do that again.
Bring it back.
Bring it back.
But if you get these tickets, you can get it for me.
So yeah.
818-58-2-109, caller 10.
You are going to go to Six Flags Fright Fest.
Okay, so I got Angie.
Oh, I love my basket.
Look, listen to the basket already.
It's like a cast iron basket.
Yeah.
It's like a real basket.
You have that custom made?
No, it's just for you, Angie.
Do you want to go through it or do you want me to go through it?
Okay, so first I got you slippers because you like to wear slippers all the time.
Those slippers are pretty cool.
You're so cute.
And then I got you a face mask, Diallo Los Merto style because you're the lives.
She said because you look dead.
Yeah, thank you.
Angie likes socks.
I got her socks.
Oh, fuzzy socks.
Oh, fuzzy socks.
Okay.
And Angie likes coffee.
I love coffee.
So I got her a cup.
Actually, Luisito picked this.
Oh, my baby.
Yeah, Luis has like a black cat with like a bunch of pumpkins.
A bunch of pumpkins.
Okay.
And I also know that Angie doesn't really like Halloween.
Yeah.
She actually likes Christmas.
So I bought you these little ornaments that smell like Christmas tree.
Oh.
So you could smell Christmas even if you have a spooky vibe, spooky basket.
Doesn't smell like Christmas?
It does.
Oh, that got me so happy.
And then I also got you this little hand sanitizer thing.
and it looks like a little
pumpkin
That's cool
Where do you shop?
Inside
Inside it's Christmas
It's a Christmas
Hand sanitizer
I'm telling you
Angie doesn't really like
Halloween
She really likes Christmas
So your spooky basket
Is a little bit Christmas vibes
That's cool
Okay who did you get Andy
Okay I got somebody
That
She lives really far
I agree
She has eight fridges
Hey, Bridges!
Okay, look, I tried to decorate it.
I did. I really tried on this one.
I went to five different stores.
Oh, my God.
And the Hellow Kid and Out.
Has, like, the...
Cobbets.
Yeah.
The web, but they're not stretched out, but it's cute.
No, I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Kind of looks like potion coming out of the...
Clearly, I don't know how to decorate, girl.
But I got you a Hello Kitty clip, because you love Hello Kitty.
Wow, you need to clip your hair.
I got you some...
What are these?
Hair ties, dance.
guys because you never tie your hair.
You're all greeningua.
No, no, no, no, because you're always like,
CVS, you're always like, you need something.
Yeah.
Oh, and also, come in here.
Got you a little pouch for your little stuff.
Everything is Hello Kitty.
Everything is a little couch.
I got you, Hello Kitty snacks.
Oh, wow.
Chocolate cake.
Gnom, nom, nom, nom, yum, nom, yum, nam, nam,
Gently.
Where did you get all this stuff?
Hello, Kitty is soft candy.
Wow.
And I got you a little pachocococ, because you like the chocolate.
Oh, thank you.
Wow.
It's the San Rio Spooky basket.
That is really cool.
Okay, Irene, who did you get?
I got Jose.
Oh, Hon.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Editor.
And, um, so he's really bougie, so I ended up, like, gluing coins.
Like, around the basket.
Yeah, it's, like, gold bitcoins on there or something.
And then, I didn't have really time to, like, look for stuff that he liked.
So, like, I know.
So there's, like, candles in there.
There's no dolls that blow up in there?
No, but there's little special lollipop.
Oh, like candy.
Oh, yep.
He'll like that.
Special lollipops.
She'll be able to see him
Brat back morning
There's no
Give cards to only fans in there
No
You didn't get him that subscription
For the hub that you were back on?
No, he didn't
No, there's candles in here
And then there's chocolate coins
Because he's bougie, you know?
Yeah.
And also that's how you can pay
Yeah
For you know what
All right, Jose, you're up
And hurry up and talk about us
Because no one knows you.
All right
So I got the Susio in the room
Victor
Victor.
All right
He named him as a promiscuous one
So I got him a basket full of items
Oh no. Say what's appropriate.
Nothing.
Mail and hands.
Let me read something.
Flaired for your comfort.
Flaired for your comfort.
Feels like the real deal.
Oh my gosh.
Boy butter.
All right.
That's it.
I don't care about any of your stupid about it.
Give it to the man.
It's funny because he'll take it.
Put it next to your honey pecks and your rhinos.
He has some hot chitos.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'll take that.
Oh,
Electrolites?
Okay.
Electrolites.
Electric.
These come in handy for sure.
Okay, Victor.
Everything you need to make it to round two.
Oh.
With yourself.
Oh, that's cool.
Actually, I really appreciate this.
All right, Vic.
Thank you.
Your turn.
Halls?
That's great.
Okay.
I got La Patrona Lettie.
You know how I knew he got me?
Why?
Because when we were doing the,
we were doing the getting everybody's names we had to do it twice because the first time I got my own name and then and then everybody was upset we had to do it twice and then when Vic got his he's like oh man
it was just so much pressure so much pressure he didn't say that I was like Vic if this turned out to be mine and I hear all the bad stuff you're saying right now
Vic he's like can we do it a little more time it was just a lot of pressure okay let's see oh you could have asked me how did you but at least you did it because another fool had no pressure and he didn't do anything so go ahead no it end up being
fun because at first I was like stupid spooky basket I can't believe in
moving over here going to different stores I'm like under my breath
I never done spooky basket in my life what kind of thing is for the radio they can't
even see it I was just so mad I was so grumpy about it but then I found
the item I was like oh I think let you like this so it kind of just got me like going
oh I'm so happy I want you to know already I love it thank you thank you and then I
called Irene and she helped and I was like dude I don't know what she doing stupid
Why is you calling me?
Why, you got to help her.
You got to ball people.
You know I hate her.
No.
Don't know what to do is.
I'm shopping.
No, so I saw that item.
And then I just asked you like,
where do I even get a basket though?
And then like I'm not good at decorating
so I apologize in advance.
But the bucket says trick-a-treat.
It does.
It's orange.
I like.
It's orange.
You know what I'm saying?
And you can reuse that basket.
And it's like metal.
It's like metal.
It is.
I thought this was the size they were supposed to come in.
But I don't know.
You know, anyway.
Okay, so the first thing, this is what, like, I really liked, and I was like, oh, she's going to like this.
So it's Nightmare Before Christmas socks.
Oh, my God, I love Nightmare for Christmas.
And it has a really cool, like, just packaging and everything.
I love it.
Now, is it for Halloween or Christmas?
Well, it's for both.
But it's 12 days.
Yeah.
Oh, well, yeah.
12 days.
How many days till Halloween, 12 days?
Probably.
You're right.
You know, yeah.
Start it out.
It's cool, though.
But I really like that.
I'm like, how she likes Nightmare before Christmas.
And the yes.
Oh, this is so cute, Vic.
Yeah.
Oh, there's more.
There's more.
Okay, so then I got you a dry erase board
because I feel like we had one or we're supposed to have one.
We did.
And you want me to yell at people via whiteboard now?
Yeah.
I know it's going to be useful.
Why do you have the price on it?
Well, because I couldn't take it off.
Oh, okay.
Sharpie.
That one was more expensive.
Wow.
But I got you a whiteboard because it's useful.
I know you can use it.
It's practical.
I got you a mug.
eat, drink, and be scary.
Oh, it's scary.
You're so cute.
I love that much.
I love it.
It's so cute.
And then I got you top ramen because it's orange.
And in case you get hungry, I don't know.
She's a Nakedo.
You're such a guy.
I don't know.
It was orange.
It looked festive.
I think it might be special edition.
I'm not sure.
It's hot.
It doesn't say pumpkin spice on it.
No, chicken flavor.
Okay.
All right.
It's, if I eat it in October.
It's spooky guys.
If I eat it while watching Nightmarry
Fort Christmas.
Yeah, you know, and then you could even like
just put it in the mug and then just put how water.
No, I'm not going to do that.
You're such a bachelor.
Is that it?
And then I got you a Jesus candle because
this is your relative, like you said.
So, you know, it's good to have.
She has a Jesus Christ candle
for Halloween.
Yes, because that's your relative.
But it's Halloween.
You're just getting everything that he has stands for.
As Maximo's mom.
Well, I didn't think about that part.
I just remember that you're related and then you guys look alike.
Yeah, we do look alike.
I meet that face all the time.
This is me upset at that full.
Yeah, like, there's a set.
He's rolling his eyes.
He's literally rolling his eyes.
Yeah, he's literally rolling his eyes.
It's because he's on crucified.
He's getting crucified, but it's like, thank you, Viz.
Yeah, that's it.
Oh, wait, there's one more spooky basket that came via Uber.
Where is it at?
Oh, true, true, true.
All right, let's see the spooky basket that came via Uber.
So this is for...
No way.
He put it in the Spotify radar.
That's so funny.
This is for you, side five.
Do you deserve it?
Wow, he got one and he didn't even get Maximal one.
Okay.
I hope that explosive diarrhea is in the spooky basket.
Actually, yeah, you should let him open it.
Oh, no.
He put it in the bag so that the...
Oh.
Okay, so a bunch, a whole bag of candy.
Okay.
Dang.
Okay.
Lighters.
Lighters.
Liders.
I like how they're pink and purple.
I hope they get you in trouble.
Let's see what else
What else
Name badge labels
Did he say why?
Name badge?
I'm right to tag
He didn't say why
Okay
That makes sense
Illegal
He left the receipt
He said that it is missing
Something that he will get tomorrow
Target receipt
Okay
I don't know why he left the tiger receipt
Baseballs
Okay
Two of them
Sinai is a Dodger fan
All right
And Lysol
Disinfectin spray
All right
And I'm reading the text
right now.
He said,
um,
sorry,
I don't want to mess up
Maximo's words.
He said,
I got Cus Lysol
because he had lying soul.
You win,
Maximo.
You win?
And I hope we get this caller
to hook them up.
818 52059.
We have those tickets
to go to Six Flags Fight Fest.
Hey, if you got a spooky basket story,
if you got somebody a spooky basket
and they didn't get you one,
if you want to call them out on the radio,
do it.
All right, that's what we're doing right now.
9106, L.A's number one for him.
Pa Buenos
Diaz.
All right,
this whole week
is going to be hot
just FY.
I don't say I didn't tell you.
I've been telling you
all week
that it's going to be
really hot this week.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it doesn't seem like
it's letting up at all.
Not at all.
I have bad news.
It's the only personal bad news.
Oh, no.
I'm not doing a Halloween party
this year.
Why?
Why?
I'm really sad about it.
Because I started
doing Halloween parties
because when I was little,
we went to Halloween parties
like of a lady.
and it was really, really cool, like, memories, right?
Like, I was like, dude, we had this,
like, I just wanted to give kids good memories.
Yeah.
Oh, you're such a good person for that.
And, like, Vic, you, Little Vic and you have called.
Dude, that's our favorite party to go to.
See, this is why it's hurting my heart.
That's now, honestly, like, I'm gonna-
dresses up.
He does, I do a little competition for, like, the kids' costumes,
and then the family costumes and then the adult costumes.
Like, I have different little things.
I have stuff ready.
I have a Halloween pignata for the kids.
Like, I have a bar.
tender.
Yes.
I thought I was
pizza.
Last time at pizza.
Yes.
Mici chui.
Yeah.
I thought I was finally
going to get invited this year.
That's crazy.
Irene,
don't even start.
What?
All the trumbles that
Irene,
and Jesus got you,
you better put them on.
You better put them on.
I was like, yeah,
it was really excited.
Yeah.
I think all the traveling that we've been doing,
we went to Vegas back to back,
to back, going to London,
all of that,
it's gotten in my planning.
Yeah.
And like, I need to give everything
like my undivided attention.
So hopefully.
like I can make it up with the friends giving
but I'm really sad about not having
a Halloween party. I gotta break it to a little bit
because he's always looking forward. Now when I
talk to him? I promise you, I promise you
I was like okay about not doing it
and then I remember like I talked to you
about my Halloween party and you're like yeah me
and little Vick are looking for us.
Oh my God
so I guess I just have to
be emo
it's okay though
be my
okay I'll do a
Halloween party.
No.
No.
No.
Even our friend
Esther,
they just have a new
baby.
And she's like
texting me.
Yeah.
She's texting me like,
hey,
so are you going to
have a Halloween party?
I'm ignoring
her text.
Oh.
Because I don't know
how to tell her
that I'm not having
a Halloween party.
I think they got it.
Yeah.
They got it.
It's a no.
Why do I,
I feel such guilt?
And she keeps sniffing
her the little ornaments
that I have that smell
like Christmas.
It feels so good.
It's still
Halloween time Angie,
relax.
No, I knew it.
She does not care
about Halloween.
She wants a Christmas time.
All right.
Pass it around
because it smells really good.
Right.
Look,
look in and pass it.
Look.
Sniff, sniff, give.
Sniff, give.
Sniff and pass it.
Smells good, huh?
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Smells like Christmas.
Smith.
