Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep.79 (10/16/23)

Episode Date: October 16, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Good morning. Good morning. Especially to all the Chilas fans. Okay. So yesterday.
Starting point is 00:00:17 And don't worry, if you don't know anything about Chivas or America, neither did I. Until about two weeks ago. Okay. I knew they existed. Yeah. Okay. I knew they existed. I knew they were part of soccer vibes.
Starting point is 00:00:28 Soccer life. I'm going to tell you right now, what I know as far as soccer is, go Mexico during the World Cup and when they're out, hey America make it a little further please but that's kind of every four years is when I tap in, not going to lie. L-AFC is probably the closest thing that I can get to
Starting point is 00:00:44 like soccer L-AXC Galaxy L-AXC. Whoa, if L-AFC and Galaxy got along. Okay but then you get into these leagues from Mexico and they're wild right you got Puma, America Usazoo, Galaxy not Galaxy
Starting point is 00:01:02 A lot cholos. But, okay, so this past weekend actually yesterday, at Rosebo, 86,000 people showed up and got into the traffic that gets to Rose Bowl because I was in traffic. They showed up to see it go down between Chivas, Wadalajara and Club America. Yeah. Okay. Club America won. Chivas did not win.
Starting point is 00:01:25 No. Okay. But you know what also happened? Mm-hmm. Is I found out another thing. that Chivas USA and Chivas Valada are different. Oh yeah, they were...
Starting point is 00:01:37 Big, you didn't tell me that either. Well, Chivas U.S.A doesn't exist anymore, but... But Chivas U.S.A. used to be Galaxy? No, it was basically L.A.S. She kind of replaced it. See? Oh. Okay.
Starting point is 00:01:48 Okay. They're getting together. Getting too complicated over here, bro. Yeah, it's weird. They have different affiliates and stuff. Did you know that when you put on that jersey or the hat that you were joining a gang? I didn't know that.
Starting point is 00:01:58 I didn't know that. I didn't know that. It all happened. Shout out of Maxmo. He's sick right now. I think he's secret here now because he knew I was about to confront him about everything that he did. He put me in a galaxy, I keep saying galaxy. Chivas.
Starting point is 00:02:10 Chivas. In a Chivas jersey for a photo shoot. And he entered me into a war that I was not ready for. I was not ready for this war. Maxime of Wood. Yeah. And shout out to McDonald's because they were like, hey, we want to invite you to come to the game, to the Rose Bowl game, Chivas versus America.
Starting point is 00:02:27 And they sat me in the America side. It was all yellow. By the way, they say that they're like something and crema, you're yellow. You're not cream. Azuli crema. Blue and cream. That's what they say. Yes.
Starting point is 00:02:39 It's yellow, bro. It's banana. It's banana. It's banana color. Yeah. Yeah. But that's blue and banana. They won.
Starting point is 00:02:47 Also what ended up happening because when I got home, my dad, my dad was watching the game and he was like, Miha, what was so worried about? And I was like, it's because I know these fans. There was, I was only there for a limited amount of time, right? Because I had to get to a birthday party. with the boys but while I was there there was fights going down in the stands it was it was hectic it was gang wars for sure and he was just like he told me that they stopped the game because both sides were throwing like flares like uh like smoke they were having baby gender reveals
Starting point is 00:03:17 with their team colors and apparently they had delayed like during the end of like towards the end of the match they had delayed the game because both sides of the fans were putting up flares and that kind of gets uh that messes with your vision Yeah, on the field, yeah. They stopped it then right at the 90 minute. They stopped the game versus giving extra minutes or allowing that, which messed it up for Chivas. Yeah. Because they were down, zero to.
Starting point is 00:03:42 But yeah. See, look how much soccer I know. I'm very proud of myself for this. I didn't know the longstanding history, the longstanding beef. I got some friends I never had before because I'm a gal. They did. Spicy caly. Chivas fan of us.
Starting point is 00:03:56 There was a lot, like, your comments were a war in itself. Yeah. They were going in. And I went in and I was like, I just got to show my allegiance. And then I think I can never go back to catch anymore because Chef Adrian was like, disappointed in you. And I'm just like, oh, I'm just kidding. I don't care that much. You're not a lot about people by the team that they go for.
Starting point is 00:04:15 Absolutely. And then it's normal like the nicest, coolest people. Like I said, we know this girl. She's a stylist. She's incredible. Her name is Bo. She's an America fan. She was all gangbanging in the comments.
Starting point is 00:04:24 She never gangmakes. I know. She's so nice. She's sweet. And it's like, and it's like, you know, we'll be. be like extra like with the Dodgers or the Lakers but like they are so intense with their fandom
Starting point is 00:04:36 of the Mexican soccer teams Okay so Chivas Guadalajara America is what club No it's uh Sudada de Mexico Oh the F But I just want you to know what other people told me Chente
Starting point is 00:04:51 Yeah was Chivas fan Yep that's right From Wadahara My niece's dad named her America like oh after the team I feel like maybe America
Starting point is 00:05:04 Ferrara oh maybe yeah it's the same thing yeah yeah you think it's for the USA it's not it's not no no no definitely for the soccer
Starting point is 00:05:11 yeah when you make my kid Chiva it's a crazy name yeah it's a super intense like ever since I was a kid I remember like seeing like okay well my family comes from like very close to Guadalajara
Starting point is 00:05:24 so like we were Chivas fans and like my grandpa was a big Chivas fans so it's like you just fall under that, right? But then it's like you see all these other people and they're like, dude, Chivas suck! You're just like, I don't really know, bro. My family just goes for it. I'm going to go
Starting point is 00:05:40 for it. The colors are cool. Yeah. Looks like freaking the Red Cross. Yeah. I remember back in the day they used to have a bimbo sponsorship like the pan bimbo. Yeah. So I love pan bimbo. So I'm like that's my team for sure. You know, like my favorite bread. Uh, Yailin was trying to like talk ish about
Starting point is 00:05:58 the Chivas fans and she's like, You know, America fans, these are from, like, parts of Mexico that are, like, super rooted in Mexico and, like, on the outskirts. And I was like, hold on, my dad likes that he was. And he's from Puerto no one of Hato. Yeah. Like, they barely got electricity, bro. But it's funny how, like, each kind of fights for why one is more authentic. And the other side is evil.
Starting point is 00:06:20 Yeah, the other side. Yeah, exactly. It's crazy. But shout out to both teams. They really put on. I hate getting in and out of Rose Bowl. but once I was there, it was a total vibe. And we're not going to talk about the fights that happened there.
Starting point is 00:06:33 Okay, look, check this out. We got tickets on deck. We got six flags, fright fest tickets. It's going to be dope. We got tickets to go to see Travis Scott, baby. And we have your up next tickets to chill with us this week as we interview and have a whole little performance from TNACA. All right.
Starting point is 00:06:49 Plus, we got Sim or Pimp after the break. Don't go anywhere. Simp or PIMP. SIM! Simps, Sip, Sip, Sip. Whoa. What happened there? What happened there?
Starting point is 00:07:00 I don't know. I thought you were doing great. Man. Maximo. Maximo. Maximo. Wow. That's how you do that.
Starting point is 00:07:09 I mean. Okay. So Maximo is, uh, he's sick right now. Yeah, diarrhea. Violin diarrhea. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:19 Yeah. Yeah. All the holes are just flirty out. Diarr. You can't control it. Oh, it's coming out like lava. Oh. He just feels a little snotty.
Starting point is 00:07:34 He has a headache. We're just putting diarrhea on him. I hope you're diarrhea. But please do the honors, Victor. All right. Look, in Simper Pimp today, we have Chattro Cicco and Uncle Shannon Sharp. They're having a discussion about how Unc, Shannon, admitted that he and his partner never ever fart or use the bathroom in front of each other.
Starting point is 00:07:59 That's nice. Then Ochosinko shared what his grandma told him when finding a woman. Listen to this. Oh, uh-oh. Listen to the bathroom in front of a woman. I'm not, I don't do that. What? As hell, no.
Starting point is 00:08:12 Listen, let me tell you what my grandma told me now. The minute she can use the bathroom, leave the dough open, that's the one. She can't do that. This is right here? I knew she was the one. When she fought in the front of you? Oh, yeah. I broke her with a girl doing that.
Starting point is 00:08:23 Man, stop playing. You left a girl for that? The bathroom right there. She got to get up and go out the room just a past guess. Go. That's disrespectful. Kermastole. Oh, you tripped.
Starting point is 00:08:31 And listen, I graded, too. When she let one out. I graded it. Oh, right, yeah. When she used the bathroom, she had to close the dog, too. If we're both home, nobody goes to the bathroom and the master bathroom. Nobody. Who run the post?
Starting point is 00:08:42 I would drive back to the parks. Or I would go to the guest house. Or I was saying it to the store. I was like, you know what? I need something from Whole Foods. I need something target. She's like, oh, okay, I'll go get it. And that was my opportunity.
Starting point is 00:08:52 So use the bathroom? We got to get you therapy, baby. You can't live like that, baby. I love you. I love you at death, man. We got to sit down. We got to talk about that. They had a discussion, right?
Starting point is 00:09:01 They had a podcast about if you let a girl fart for you or not. No, that's crazy. Not Shannon Sharp saying he broke out with a girl for fighting in front. Yeah, that's crazy. That's insane. But also, I mean, to Shannon's credit, he's not, it's not like he's like letting it out in front of her too. He's keeping the same energy in the same distance and like driving far. You can't help it sometimes.
Starting point is 00:09:24 I know. I don't agree with it, but I'm just saying. He said he drives back to fog. That's crazy. That is wild. But it's not about Shannon. This is about Ocho Cinco. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:32 Ochos Inco says that his grandma gave him the advice that the moment a girl can open the door while using the restroom in front of you, that's the one. Yeah. And if she can fart in front of you like, wow, green flag. He's that simple pig. But hold on, but he's sick because he said he rates him. Yeah. What part?
Starting point is 00:09:51 Grandma didn't say nothing about rating him. I was like, ooh, that's a four. He was like, let me just add a little. Does it seem to like or be okay with a girl farting in front of you? Oh, I hate guys. I'm just kidding. I love them. So awesome.
Starting point is 00:10:05 Is it no? This is tough. It's, it depends how you look at it, but. You're the only dude here, bro. Yeah. All eyes are on you, ready to fart away. That's simple as hell. I'm more like Shannon.
Starting point is 00:10:19 I'll break up with a girl you do that. For farting? Yeah. Yeah. Don't let that out. That's between you and God. No. Have you ever?
Starting point is 00:10:26 Don't lie. the low. And I'll just be like, damn, what was that? Like, you know what you did? Did you hear that? I'm scared. We just drove by. There's a landfill right here.
Starting point is 00:10:39 I don't know why every time I drive by, it just smells the same. Angelica. Have you yet to? When I was drunk, apparently I did. Oh! But now, but now every time I'm like, I'll listen and I try to find. him if he farts but supposedly him he doesn't fart. You're seeking the fart?
Starting point is 00:11:01 You're hiding seeking? Yeah. No, I'm honestly. No, I honestly am waiting for it to fart. Because you want it to be, yeah, so I can be comfortable in case I fart when I'm not drunk, drunk. But I'm sober. No.
Starting point is 00:11:16 Because I burp in front of them. Yeah. Okay, burp is like, whatever. Like he won't burp in front of me, but I'm like, okay, now you have to fart first. I would like you to do that before we get crazy serious because I need to know what I'm in for. What type of fart are you? Is it a little, is it sharding? Is it crazy? How do you smell, dog?
Starting point is 00:11:33 That matters. Yeah. Do I have to wear a mask after you fart because it's so much? Like, you have to know what you're in for. Being cute and sweet and ooh, I'm not going to do that in front of them. That's nice. But if we're going to be serious, we got to know what's under everyone's sleeve and in their pants, like all of that. Is this why I haven't found the one? Because I don't let them do that in front of me?
Starting point is 00:11:54 And I was just like, we'd never get past that point. Yeah. Because you probably think girls don't poop. No, I know they do. But like, you know what? I'm afraid of it, like, smelling really bad. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, no, because memories and smell are like super tied in together.
Starting point is 00:12:08 So if I ever smell something bad, now I'm going to have just this memory of you's thinking in my mind. Oh, Vic, a girl toot in front of you. You're going to boot her? You're the YG song? Tudor didn't boot it. Yep, sounds about right. That was my anthem in high school.
Starting point is 00:12:21 So that's really sad, Vic. It's like. I mean, you're really quiet too. I'm just flabbergasted at everything. But you guys haven't heard the same. If you can't smell my fart, you can't have my heart. I've never heard that before. You're so cute.
Starting point is 00:12:40 Never heard that before. I would smell your fart, by the way. Oh, you would? Yes. I would smell your fart, let's be it. Okay. Nobody better do that in here. I swear to God.
Starting point is 00:12:50 We should just do it. Break the ice. Like, let's just keep landing. No. No. Nice breaker. If you got to do it, you get up, you go to the corner. I feel like we love each other enough.
Starting point is 00:13:02 You don't want to smell? We get. No, I don't. Okay, is Ocho Cinco, Simper Pimp? He's a sim. He's a sim. Sim? That's nothing pimple about that.
Starting point is 00:13:12 But also Shannon is just also insane for like driving a whole food to leave the bathroom. Yeah, you can't call it either way. This is extra on both ends. Yeah, it's too much. I don't even know what you call that. Because by calling Ocho Cinco Simp, you're calling his granny's Simp because she's doing that game this advice. It's going to be like, the key to a long
Starting point is 00:13:29 marriage. If she can use the restroom with the door open. All right. We got to do it. Simp. Simps. Simps. Simps. Simps. Simps. Power 106.
Starting point is 00:13:43 Keep it here. Right now I got to tell you, though, it seems like freaking Mother Nature wants an 8 in class because all week is going to be in the 90s. Get ready. This is not spooky season. It's not. I want to get into my scary vibes so much. Like I'm ready for coats. I'm ready for jackets.
Starting point is 00:13:59 I'm sweatpants. I literally have all of that set up and it's like I can't. Summer's still here. The worst part is just like sweating when you want to go to bed. Like for me it's like it's so hot. A little Wolverine on there. First part is, oh this hair I got. Were you the guy walking that they thought was Bigfoot?
Starting point is 00:14:18 Yeah. Because it was hot inside. You went outside? Oh, babesita. I'm just kidding. All right, look, check this out. It is tax day. Yay.
Starting point is 00:14:31 Today is tax day. It's your deadline day. Maybe if we stop talking about it, they'll forget. And don't act like you didn't know because legit, this one is the one that they gave us like extra time because it's supposed to be in April. April, yeah. They gave us hell of months. We need another extension.
Starting point is 00:14:47 I'm sorry. Shout to all the tax accountants and all the tax people that are heading into work knowing you're just going to get flooded with people that are like, oh, yeah. here's this, here's this, here's this. I've been asking you for this for so many months. Yeah. Yeah. So my mom told me.
Starting point is 00:15:00 Yeah, they're going to be like, I'm going to call my guy after this. And then he's going to be like, did you get your W2 for this? And I'm going to be like, uh-oh. How does that look? We went good at fair. You had five months to get it. The only good thing about this and not that it's a good thing. Please don't like take my advice or anything is that you're not the only one.
Starting point is 00:15:23 Yeah. that either forgot about taxes, was late on taxes, will be late on taxes, extension, all of that stuff. It's like we're all behind on work. Absolutely. And it's like, I feel like if the IRS comes for me,
Starting point is 00:15:34 like, it's prejudice because like, don't worry about me, homie. I don't make that much money. I feel like they're not going to come for you because your last name is you with a you. I always go by like alphabetical.
Starting point is 00:15:43 Oh yeah. Your last name is, like it'll take a hell of while. Yeah. All the A's, all the last names with the A's, the Aries, the Andersons.
Starting point is 00:15:51 I'm sorry for you. I'm sorry for you. Oh yeah. You're first on the list. Your first stuff, brother. Erinson, like, you're cooked. I start worrying when they get to Lopez. I'm close, I'm close.
Starting point is 00:16:02 Element. P. All right, look, it's also National Bosses Day. Shout out to the bosses out there. Shout out to the bosses. If you were out in public, you guys, would you, and you saw your boss, like, let's say we saw our boss Tommy at Target. Tell me a target
Starting point is 00:16:22 Do you say hi Do you say hi to your boss in public? Yes or no It depends I don't know I feel like So no It depends on if I'm
Starting point is 00:16:34 Yeah You would I would try to avoid it Yeah exactly And then I know eventually I'm gonna have to see them So I would say hi and be like Hey didn't see you here
Starting point is 00:16:43 What are you doing? I totally would Yeah I'll buy them on Starbucks You gotta grease the wheels But you're a little brown noser. Next year's around the corner. I want that raise, baby. Come on.
Starting point is 00:16:56 See, my Target's not going to get you the raise. No, the Starbucks is. Hey, you're Cuban. You like coffee, right? Here's a coffee on me. I wonder if you're a boss and you see your employees. Do you go say what's some to them? Oh.
Starting point is 00:17:07 They're probably the same way. They try to avoid that. They need that paper. Remember? Oh, so you're walking around Target when their reports do. Oh, that's really nice. Oh, you're going to buy me Starbucks. How about you clock in on time?
Starting point is 00:17:18 and out on time. See, that's why I would say hi. My time is my time, right? Oh, you're on your phone. Did you read my email? Yeah. I didn't say this is my work phone, so no, I didn't. If it was my boss when I worked at the bank, I for sure am not stopping.
Starting point is 00:17:37 I'm like running out of there. I'm just like, just leave me alone. This is for me. Yeah. I don't want to talk to you. Certain bosses are like when you see them outside of work, it just feels weird. It feels like, ugh. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:48 Yeah. Like y'all, I would say it's up to y'all. Right. But we're not your bosses. Dangly. And also you'd feel forced. No.
Starting point is 00:17:57 Irene. If anything, I take a picture and be like, I see you. Like a little stumber. Or like call you? Like call you blocked or something? Like message you? That'll be funny. It's National Bosses Day and I'm assuming you got to do something nice for them.
Starting point is 00:18:10 Yeah. Yeah. Right? When is it employee day? Yeah, that's what I was thinking. That's the important day. Every other Friday. Okay, rate your boss
Starting point is 00:18:19 Let's go ahead, let's go run the red. Oh my gosh, you guys are such brown noses right now. Honestly, 11. Oh my God. Wonder if our bosses has been sick for five years. I know. The other boss checks in every now then. Yeah, I'll say 11.
Starting point is 00:18:40 11 out of 10. 11 out of 10. Highly recommend? Especially when it brings us pornos. Yeah. That was one time. That was one time. I know.
Starting point is 00:18:48 That's what you give the extra one. So chill. Wow. Okay. I'm going to take it back to 10 because you need to bring with Cordo's homie, number one.
Starting point is 00:18:55 Okay. Well, apparently you guys are lies because 71% of employees grade their bosses competence as a B. And that's pretty good. That's not too. That's not bad.
Starting point is 00:19:05 That's not bad. For the communication skills and people skills. They're lying though because everybody hates their boss. So you say you're lying. No, not me. Everybody else accept me.
Starting point is 00:19:14 Okay. 33% of people have had a crush on their boss. So which one are you? Do you have a crush in a holiday company? I've never had a crush on a boss. But one time, one of my good friends slept with my boss and then it was awkward. Which one at the bank or at Taco Bell?
Starting point is 00:19:28 That'd be crazy. At the Taco Bell? She's stuffing her taco. Whoa. At the bank and like she treated me weird ever like ever since and I had to get him. Like nicely? No, bad. Like just because like she knew that I knew.
Starting point is 00:19:41 And I was like just lady, I'm not going to tell. I don't care. The boss treated you weird? Yeah. She should treat you nice because you know. No, it was opposite. My homie must have not laid it down or something. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:19:52 Like stupid, a dummy. And why did you know? Because my homie was calling me and bragging me. Hey, guess who's your new boss? Oh, my gosh. Girls don't trust guys. This is exactly what they do. He was bragging forever.
Starting point is 00:20:08 If I call him right now, he'd be like, remember the time I smacked your boss in back of her tallhold? Oh. All right. I'm looking at my phone right now And it's funny And I got a shout out My children
Starting point is 00:20:23 I'm sorry guys I'm getting Drake with Adonis My phone has a photo Of Horito on it Which is only one of my kids And I was wondering And I was like Oh that's what he did
Starting point is 00:20:35 Like I'm just seeing how smart And conniving he is So I have two phones One is like One's the one that I had before this phone And this is the one that I actually used So Horito wants to use The most updated
Starting point is 00:20:46 Like the cool newest one, the one that doesn't stop or starts buffering. So he puts Luis's photo on the other phone, the older phone, and he puts this photo, his photo on this phone, so that when they use my phone, because both of them use my
Starting point is 00:21:01 phones, Jorgeito gets the newer phone and Luis gets the older phone. That's crazy. And you know that he tells him, he tells him, Mom said this is yours. Yeah, it's like, look, it's your phone, it's your picture, it's yours. That's crazy. He's a
Starting point is 00:21:17 He's a genius. Wow. Why do I just have what you? I see what they did there. I see what you did, little brother. A big brother. I see what you did. All right.
Starting point is 00:21:27 Let's get into Word on Rosecrans. Word on Rosecrans. Word on Rosecrans. Somebody took Sexy Red a pound town. And now she has an all new baby daddy. Okay. Over the weekend, sexy red posted a picture with Siza and said, Team Boy or Team Girl and tagged her.
Starting point is 00:21:45 And then her little little. belly was showing. And everybody's like, what? Like, what? And I just had so many questions. I have a lot of questions, right? Is this her mad in jail? Yes. So like, I'm just like, a bunch of questions. What is this I have to do with this? Why is she like part of the rollout? That's, that was very confusing. That's very iconic though. It is. It's super dope. She might be the godmother. Fair godmother. True. Wow. And then I'm just like, when did this happen? Right. Because she's been wearing like tight clothes and stuff and then like you haven't been able to see a belly at all. She was on tour, like all this stuff, and then all of a sudden, boom.
Starting point is 00:22:19 Sometimes you don't show. You literally wake up and then even if you're not pregnant. I did a full calendar pregnant. No way. And then just one day it just pops. Yeah, one day just pops. Yeah. But then also it could be, just follow me here, especially because it's with Cizza.
Starting point is 00:22:35 Yeah. And it seems very playful. It could be just a food baby. Or us girls, we know how to like pop it out, pop out our tummy. Guys do it too. Like, you guys do your little tummy pop To pretend you're pregnant Or like, oh, it can't walk.
Starting point is 00:22:48 Yeah. Wow. That was my initial thought because I tweeted. I'm like, okay, is she pregnant, pregnant or a food baby? Yeah. Because this just came out of nowhere. Literally. And I'm just like, isn't, like Lettie said,
Starting point is 00:23:01 isn't her baby daddy in jail? Yeah, he's in a jail. Yeah. But she keeps saying that they're not together. And she does say her son ain't a new puppy. So, you know. And then like she has that new song with Drake and Siza. rich baby daddy so I'm like okay
Starting point is 00:23:15 possibly is this part of like the music video but her belly looks way too real no it doesn't you don't think so no you literally just stick it out and have a booby somebody sends me a picture
Starting point is 00:23:26 a girl I've been sleeping with sends me a picture I'm like oh my god she's not going to send it to you she's gonna post it on Instagram it'll be her and her bestie team boy and team girl I don't know
Starting point is 00:23:35 but I was just like who is this what's going on it just left me with so many questions should we bet on it if she's really well No, no, that's not people. Yeah, I know. But I really think it was a food baby.
Starting point is 00:23:46 Yeah, I don't think it's real. You don't think it's real at all? No. You think she's playful. Not even trolling. It's just funny because it's her and her. But it's like any girl would do that. But it's just they're not at the status that like that sexy red is with Siza.
Starting point is 00:23:59 Yeah. Because I really feel like we would do that post. Yeah. All the time. I'd be like, oh, look at my baby. Yeah. You can do that for fun? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:09 It's just a natural. Guys don't. I feel like guys pop to tell me I do. When would I ever do that? Are you being crazy? There are probably like a lot of tripped out fools. Like, oh my God, texting her like, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:23 Yeah, I mean, she had that video leak on her. And that could be honestly, shout of sexy red for if that's her way to get back. Possibly. Some dude leaked like their videos while they were doing intimate stuff. And if she's like, oh, really want to bet? I'm going to pretend I'm my baby. Oh, and then she blocks them. And then so he can get in contact.
Starting point is 00:24:41 He's all tripped out. I was tripped out all, we did ruin this whole weekend. We do not condone that behavior, but... No, but that would be clever. That would be clever. So, yeah, we'll see if that's actually true or not, or if it's part of a music video, or she's just popping out her belly, which apparently all girls like to do.
Starting point is 00:24:55 It's a lot. You literally do it. No, how is that fun? It's scary. My heart will sink to the bottom of my stomach. It's fun to do with your bestie. Like, and they're like, oh, my food baby. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:07 Take a picture. What are you having? You fake, do like the Beyonce when she rubs her belly at the Viencée. amazing and she, and now she was pregnant Oh my god. I can believe this is the thing. Okay. But you learn something new every day. Yeah. Girl math. Okay, yeah. All right, on to an actual
Starting point is 00:25:24 baby. Drake's son, Adonis. He dropped his debut song called My Man Freestyle. Okay? All right, look. After becoming a graphic artist just like this, he just snapped his fingers like, I'm a graphic artist, dad. He did the album cover the album cover for all the dogs.
Starting point is 00:25:43 And now, Drizzi's son is debuting a new single of his own titled My Man Freestyle. Oh my God. He dropped a video with it. Yeah. Super high quality. Very high quality. He acted. Yes.
Starting point is 00:25:55 He did a whole, like he almost did, to me, remind me of the best I ever had video. Yeah. Because you know how Drake is like coaching? It sucked? Oh, yeah. The best ever had video sucked. It did. But remember he was coaching the girls like midway through the video.
Starting point is 00:26:06 They just stopped it. And then he's just like, you guys need to go this way. He did the same thing. like his homies. I don't know if that was a reference or it was just a coincidence. Nice. But yeah, it's very interesting. Listen to this.
Starting point is 00:26:21 Just wait for this part. You dropped barge. I was playing on my iPad and I broke my eye. Okay, you know how earlier I was like talking about Horito and you guys were pacifying me and like, oh, that's so funny. Is that what this is? No. Like, because I feel very like, oh, yay. Honestly.
Starting point is 00:27:01 Close story, bro. Yeah. Look, like, not to brag, but my son. has a song of his own. Don't you know. Are you going to play it? No, I'm not going to play it. I'm just saying it's way better.
Starting point is 00:27:12 I'm just saying, I don't know if that makes me a better dad or not. I don't know. I don't know if that's boy math. Irene, say what you said in the chat, Irene. Say what you said now. Say it. Oh, man. I just said that Drake was being a little stingy with his ghostwriter or whatever. Damn.
Starting point is 00:27:27 Could have gave that to a Donis real quick, bro. I had ghostwriters for my son. What a cat in the hat is something. For real quick for you baby. But you know what's crazy? That's relatable though Because there's a broken There's two broken iPads in my house right now
Starting point is 00:27:40 That's very relatable Shout on Angie, what do you think of this? You love kids? You love him? You know it's just I get it He's being a supportive dad But it's like we don't want to hear it
Starting point is 00:27:50 Keep it for yourself I'm not going to be played at the creed Played at the creed Yeah Not everyone's going to think it's cute Just you and your son full like shit Sure you don't want to Don't talk to my man like that
Starting point is 00:28:02 Don't talk to my man like that I will say I appreciate that he doesn't have a squeaky voice. Yeah. Yeah. Just saying. He doesn't like, do that's like to me.
Starting point is 00:28:11 Yeah. Oh my God, I'd be super annoying. Yeah. But that I passed it, but I don't want to hear it. Yeah. That's for your daddy,
Starting point is 00:28:16 fool. Not me. Oh, poor Adonis. Yeah. Because he really thought they, like, you know, they probably had a world premiere at their house.
Starting point is 00:28:22 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. He's so good. Oh, my God. But, no. Well, you know, Drake's telling him like this,
Starting point is 00:28:27 yo, this song's incredible son. Like, he's all gassing him up. kids that can really rap and that kid is going to feel it once like it like that's the thing his nepotism is going to get him far like that's like when you have family and they're going to push you along the ranks and all of that so you're going to get far just off being adonis right but then you're going to run into some real ones yeah that can really rap and you're like well dad yeah because little bawa wasn't too much older and he was he was good going in really
Starting point is 00:28:59 good you know so like i even think when i was little the stuff that i was like raping not even rapping. I was like singing, I was performing. At that age I was performing like, I was performing. Yes, they were covers. But you could not tell me I was not Selena. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:17 We were all doing, a spice girl's? What? When two become one? Yeah. What were you rapping when you're little? Eminem. Wow. Wow.
Starting point is 00:29:26 Hey kids. Yeah, exactly. I don't even do it. Kids, do you like violence? Okay. I was going to. It was so kid friendly. Very kid friendly.
Starting point is 00:29:35 Yeah, yeah. I was rapping Eminem. But, I mean, shout out to Adonis. Yeah. Supportive. Great friend. The video was cool, I guess. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:45 I don't know. Ooh, good parent. Yeah. One more time, one more time. No. Got. Wrap it up. Hurry up.
Starting point is 00:29:57 All right. That was your word on Rose Cranz brought to you by local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Rose Cranz Vick for Brown Bag Mornings. I'm part 106. This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, messess? Don't you know I'm local?
Starting point is 00:30:10 Okay. How would you like to have to use your featsies, a bike, or rollerblades or skateboards every Sunday for the rest of your life in Los Angeles? Every Sunday. I would not be going anywhere on Sunday. I would be a couch potato. Because I'm not about to rollerblade my groceries home. Oh, my God. You can go shopping for food on Sunday
Starting point is 00:30:37 So like that means I got to like It just depends on my rollerblades No you can take a bike A bike with a little basket Then you have your little bill And you can hear yourself Hear yourself Listen to yourself
Starting point is 00:30:49 I'm not about to do that That's so cute though I'm not I'm not gonna do it Okay so I might be saying this wrong But sick la via Sick lavia It took place in downtown
Starting point is 00:31:03 Yesterday That's what that was I drove by. Yes, where they shut up a bunch of streets to cars. Yeah, they shut them off to cars. So you can pass if you're walking, if you're on rollerblades, if you're on a skateboard, if you're on a bicycle. It's to encourage people to definitely be more energy efficient.
Starting point is 00:31:21 Use your own energy, be more active. It sounds like a good idea, you guys. It sounds like it's a good idea. It sounds nice, but. No, you should have seen. I literally go by. I had no idea that's what it was. It was 7.8 miles of like this route.
Starting point is 00:31:34 it started at Broadway and Bernard Street it went down to Bois Heights I remember I asked baby boy over here I'm like hey is that over there he's like yeah of course it's over here So I was driving by Placita Olvera And that's where they show off a lot of the The street right there And luckily I didn't have to go that way
Starting point is 00:31:51 But it was so much traffic because of it And they also like offered like water stations And restrooms like Marachi Plaza Chinatown little Tokyo like It was like a cool little vibe You didn't like the traffic to go around it But like the point was that you get out of your car, Vic, you get out of your little tessy, and you start walking with your little feeties.
Starting point is 00:32:09 My car is just as efficient as those bikes. Oh my God. And you know, it's crazy, though. This has all been inspired by Engrant. Like, Cycla Via, it happens a few times. It happens a few times a year. And it's only about seven to nine miles. It started in Mexico City called Siclovia.
Starting point is 00:32:29 And when it started in Mexico City, it was around the same six miles. It's turned into 30 miles. 35 miles and they do it every Sunday. They even have this thing called cyclotone. Wow. You know it's ready when they add a ton to that. Cicloton. And they make it up to 60 miles in L'DFA and surrounding Mexico City.
Starting point is 00:32:47 So if that's what it was inspired by in the origin and you see how it's gone into every Sunday, that could be where L.A. is getting towards. It's getting more popular because when I looked at like, I'm like, are these people, they didn't look like necessarily like bikers, you know how bikers have like the helmets and like the whole outfit. on the day. It's just regular. Regular people. Like, they were just kind of going outside and enjoying, you know, the day. And I know I'm a super hater because I'm just like, you're making me take five more minutes to get to my house. But it's actually a pretty cool idea and concept.
Starting point is 00:33:17 So we're doing it. I'm down to do it one Sunday, not every Sunday. Every Sunday is cool. I'm down for all of us to, like, do it together. That's a lot. Especially with this heat right now. Imagine how sunburn. It's cool.
Starting point is 00:33:28 You get the breeze. Oh, okay. See that way your sunburn and you're like peely. Yeah, he's all pink. What's up you guys? I just walk from my car to the hub. I think it may be a good idea. In Mexico, what they've also done is like they bring out cool bikes.
Starting point is 00:33:42 So then it turns into like a whole little car show. I'm not car show like bike show like bike show. Yeah. Because they bring out like different types of bikes, different types of skateboards. Yeah. For it to be just more, I guess, creative. Yeah, more cool. That'll be cool.
Starting point is 00:33:55 So everybody get ready for PE class every Sunday. Oh my God. That's pretty much what that is. That's pretty much what that is. Yeah. Super cute. Well, that's us. All right, look, keep it here because we are helping the homie inside homie helpline.
Starting point is 00:34:09 Which homie are we going to help find out after this? It's Power 106. L.A's number one for hip-hop. Power 106, L.A's number one for hip-hop. Buenos Aires. Hey, who saw the eclipse? The eclipse, no. No, I hope you didn't see it because that would be bad for you.
Starting point is 00:34:24 And what does it do? Like, it just mess with drives. You know, if you wear glasses and you look at it, it's going to give you 2020 vision. you're no don't listen to angie don't listen to angie her little smile says it on don't listen to her you're not supposed to yeah
Starting point is 00:34:41 they just recommended don't don't look it fake news but it happened over the weekend the eclipse remember eclipse is the cars yes what happened to those
Starting point is 00:34:49 I always wanted one me too because of Fast and Furious that's why I wanted it I knew it shout out them they were cool cars yeah they were cool cars
Starting point is 00:34:57 and the eclipse was pretty cool I guess I didn't see it I just saw it all over Twitter and I'm like what is There's an eclipse here? I did not know about it. Isn't it? In the whole world.
Starting point is 00:35:06 If you're pregnant, you're not supposed to like look at the sun or something. No, when you're pregnant. You're not supposed to look at the sun? Period. Yeah. Period. Are you serious? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:17 I want to hit you so hard right now. I'll let you. Anyway, when you're pregnant, you're supposed to have something metal touching your belly because to stop it from like affecting having your baby born with a defect. No way. It's like a Mexican thing. Yeah. I don't know what you never.
Starting point is 00:35:35 You don't want to be an alien baby? But I know eclipses are not good for pregnant people. Yeah, that's what I heard that. To the pregnant. To the pregnant. To the pregnant. What do you mean? Incluses are not good for pregnant people?
Starting point is 00:35:46 No, it doesn't make sense. It's just like a couple. It's like happens for like an hour or something. It's not even for a long time. And then you're supposed to, no for real. And you're supposed to, well, my mom always says like when you're pregnant to wear like put a clothes pin on all your. underwear's because it
Starting point is 00:36:03 just in case there's any clips somewhere else or like I don't know what she was like it. Yeah it's like a thing. It would be all at the same time because it's like the moon and there's just like different things. Okay. If you're pregnant, just like you know what? Just go home. Just go to sleep
Starting point is 00:36:19 and you have the baby. I know there's somebody out there who has heard this. Yes. And have a paper clip, a metal shard a crystal, have it. Rosario, I love you can. Everything around you. Okay. And for some reason it only affects women. It's like us guys.
Starting point is 00:36:35 Yeah, nothing. You guys just chill out here in the world. I don't need to wear a chastity belt or nothing. All right. Well, must be nice. We are helping the homies out next. Who are we helping big?
Starting point is 00:36:44 The homie, Ivan, has some commitment issues. And this can potentially help our good friend, Maximo, who has violent diarrhea right now. Oh, yeah. So hopefully he listens in between bathroom trips. What's the next? Oh, my gosh. Wait, hold out. Was that?
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Starting point is 00:37:23 Hey, Irene, who's got this? Say, say like the commercial. Say like the commercial. You said it's so bubbly. Come on.
Starting point is 00:37:31 I know it's because Daniel said, I need you to smile when you read it. And I was like, go, go. I don't know what I'm supposed. Where's that enthusiasm? You got this. At Elak, we got you. Played or I'll play it again. You got this.
Starting point is 00:37:42 Go, go, go. Cuskees, you got this. Hey, like, we got you. Where's that enthusiasm during the show? Shut up, back. All right. Look, it's time to help the homie. All right, check this out, homie.
Starting point is 00:37:54 You need a homie or need some help. We need a line. Got you for. The homie helpline. Our homie Ivan sent us a DM and said, Good morning, Brown Bag. My name is Ivan, and I need a homie help line because I don't know how to surprise my girlfriend with a proposal. Aw.
Starting point is 00:38:16 He said, we've been together five years, and I've been trying to find a unique way of proposing. However, I think she knows I'm planning to propose and has been asking a lot of questions, making it harder for me to do it and surprise her. I hope you guys or listeners can help me since I'm not too creative, but I do want to make it special. Please help. And he didn't add anything about her? No.
Starting point is 00:38:38 No. We don't know too much about her. That's such a guy thing. Like, hey, help me. You've been with her for five years. You know her, look for her favorite. Look for her favorite. Huh?
Starting point is 00:38:49 She has a Pinterest board someone. She has, oh, for sure. Find it. But yeah, he wants help planning out the proposal. But I also think, like, I'm not too creative. It's kind of a cop out. You got to, you know, use your brain with stuff. Yeah, he's not even trying at this.
Starting point is 00:39:02 Point. He doesn't love her. No. He doesn't love her because when you are thinking of proposing, then you have like all these things in your head. Like I've talked to guys that like, not like that. Okay. I have homies that when they start to like fall in love. They're just like, oh yeah, I'm already thinking on the proposal.
Starting point is 00:39:19 I'm going to propose. Yeah. At the wedding, who's going to sing? Mm-hmm. Yeah, they have all of that. That's a J-Call line. No one got it. No, I'm so sorry.
Starting point is 00:39:28 I'm sorry. That's from like that one scary song that he had. Yeah, you're right. I'm real of my dreams. And it's the good is what she seems. Oh, yeah. That's creepy my line to myself. Oh, I love that song.
Starting point is 00:39:37 It's okay. It's a deep cut. Only real ones know. Shout out to you if you did. Hey. Whoa. Everybody's just fake in here and put me and you. Okay, help this full out.
Starting point is 00:39:46 Help Ivan. He wants to propose to his girl for five years. Doesn't know anything about her. Typical. Dude. All right. What should he be doing? How can he be asking her to marry him?
Starting point is 00:39:55 All right? And I'm just let you know right now. This is all guys. I know you might say like I'm going to, I'm going to, I, from day once, from day zero. Look, I tell everybody
Starting point is 00:40:05 how I want to be proposed to. Angie, how do I want to be proposed to? How have I said it? I don't know. See how she met you my best friend? In a little egg? No, that's what happened. How did I want to get proposed to?
Starting point is 00:40:18 I don't know. Since I was little, Angie, I'm going to give you all the hints in the world. Novela. Thank you, Papacito Lindo. On a horse. Yes. On a horse.
Starting point is 00:40:26 Novela style. I'm outside of the little balcony. You bring mariachi over. You're singing. Chente, you're Alejandro Fernandez. That's crazy. I just guessed. No, it's true.
Starting point is 00:40:36 But to me, I thought that's how women got proposed to because that's what I always saw in novellas. Angie, you remember me telling this story. I know it's coming to your head now. No. I'm so sorry. That in itself is a great idea. All right.
Starting point is 00:40:47 But look, point being, a girl could literally tell you how she wants to get proposed to and that's not how it's going to happen. Ask me how I got proposed to. With the egg. And a little webito. With the egg and a little Easter. Yep. On April Fool's date.
Starting point is 00:41:01 Damn. On April's Day. Wow. I remember that. Thank you for reminding me. Angelica. I felt like cool. Just kidding.
Starting point is 00:41:09 Just kidding. I'm so happy. Really? Hey. All right. But your girl wants to know. Your girl is already going to be whatever you, however you ask her, it's not going to be the way she wants.
Starting point is 00:41:20 So don't even think about that. Like just do you. Make it for you. Make this proposal about you. What do you like? Men? Football. You like football?
Starting point is 00:41:27 Ask around the football field. Yeah. It's what's going to happen anyway. It would be cool. because when she's going to be like, oh, he thought about me during his favorite thing. Oh, yeah. Because don't even try to rack your brain or try to get around there. If she's asking questions, she knows.
Starting point is 00:41:40 How else are you going to get the ring size? True. You thought she was sleeping while you were wrapping something around her finger? No, she's awake. She's like you're twinkling with her finger, all right? Yeah, they could do it at sofa or something. Yeah. I would want it done at something that, like, that's not really my thing.
Starting point is 00:41:54 So that, like, when we divorce it, you don't ruin that thing for me. Oh, my God. Dark cloud. Laf is crazy. That was a crazy laugh. Chop that. We're going to use that as a new scary laugh. We got you, Huskies.
Starting point is 00:42:09 All right. 818. 52059. We got to help the school, Ivan. Been with his girl for five years. That doesn't matter. Does he know her favorite colors? Her favorite sport?
Starting point is 00:42:20 Her favorite movie? Her favorite anything? No. All he knows is he's her favorite. Okay. And he only knows five years because she told him that. Yes. And he wants to be her favorite forever.
Starting point is 00:42:30 So he wants to be her favorite forever. So he wants to to her, he needs help because he's not creative. This sounds like, we've been together five years and then he's like, oh damn, we've been together five years. How would you help him propose?
Starting point is 00:42:45 Okay. And guys, when you try to figure out proposing to your girl, what do you do? What do you think about? How did you get into that mindset? Because maybe that's what's going to help. Let's actually talk to dudes that have proposed to their girls.
Starting point is 00:42:55 Tell us what you did. What was it? Not even what you did, but like how did you figure out where you were going to go with it? Was it her favorite thing? Was it her memory when she was young? What did you do?
Starting point is 00:43:04 How did you figure that out? Okay, 818. 52059. That's 818. 5205909 is 5106. L.A's number one for hip-hop. Number one for hip-hop. Buenos days.
Starting point is 00:46:18 Good morning. Shout out to all the kids in the car. And I want to big a Lord Ray-ray, your little baby boy, because he sent us this in. He was doing the foetta. Fuerda. Shout out to all the kids that are learning things from Brownback. That's cute. If you send us, your kids.
Starting point is 00:46:37 kid like Instagram story tag us all of that I want to make it the new it could be an alternate it's cute to be like hey I'm Jonathan from content the Fuera No NG
Starting point is 00:46:58 I like the classic one It's a classic yeah Don't think it might be too for us Hold on like this is a cute You're doing the Drake thing Wouldn't it be so cute Oh okay
Starting point is 00:47:08 All the little kids in L.A. are my little Adonis is okay Angie is so hilarious because when I was saying this I really thought it was a good idea to have little kids be like, hey, I'm Ashley Frantara. Don't you know I'm local or whatever? And then Angie's looking at me with the face of like, don't do it. I don't want to hear that. Classic.
Starting point is 00:47:30 What is it? Just hearing kids say things or what? No, it's just why I change the classic. That way they keep learning it. Because it's so cute. Yeah, but they keep learning it. But they can hear themselves. Yeah, we can play it here and there for shoutouts.
Starting point is 00:47:41 Just right now. All right now. Do you have any shout-out? I do actually. It's little baby boy, Elijah. Elijah, Angie never wants to hear you say anything. Yeah, please don't talk around her. Whatever, you guys.
Starting point is 00:47:53 Angie, what? Just that? Oh, it was him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Daniel G from Southgate says that we make his morning to every morning. Yeah. Shout out you. Hope you don't have kids.
Starting point is 00:48:03 Hey, speaking, kids. I was at a good-ass birthday party yesterday. I just know the cross-streeties was people. Pico and the girl was salvi so I'm like oh I'm for sure in Pico Union vibes and shout out to baby boy cash he turned I believe he turned three or four but he has this first birthday party um because of the pandemic and stuff like that so it was crazy because his mom Liz was telling me like you know we had to get him ready for like the happy birthday song so like we're seeing it just prepping him for his birthday and I was like yeah
Starting point is 00:48:36 because there's been kids that have been literally pandemic babies that have not life of day or like really been into like the new I guess this is what we know yeah like do regular stuff yeah right because they've been quarantine and if not then they've just been babies you know so
Starting point is 00:48:55 shout to all the kids having their actual birthday parties this year or last couple years so it was his fourth birthday yeah it was one of those it was his fourth birthday but it was his first birthday I promise you that's so real and shout out to baby boy cash because even that her dad was there
Starting point is 00:49:11 And the way that cash is so attached to her dad reminded me of how the boys are with my dad and I was like in my sentiento like, oh, that's so cute. And shout out to my guy Marathon John because that's baby daddy. But it's funny because he's Persian and she's Salvi. And I was like, I was wondering because I'm like,
Starting point is 00:49:28 I'm in Pico Union, they're saying boss. And I'm like, if she's Tommy and he's like, yeah, she's full Salvi Latte, full, full Salvi. He said it with a little shaking his voice. And I just want to shout out all this Samadorian women that don't understand why men are so like But still want to be around us. Yes.
Starting point is 00:49:45 Supposedly it's that we're crazy. But I feel like even my Mexican side is crazy. I feel like we're just crazy. Like I don't get like an extra spice because I'm salvi. But Vic, you have experience. Yes. My son's mom is full salvi. Full selfie.
Starting point is 00:50:00 Yeah, he said full selfie. Full selfie. Full on. 100% everything. And I wouldn't say she was crazy, but a very strong woman. Very strong woman. Shout up to her. Shout up to her.
Starting point is 00:50:13 She's awesome. And then El Salvador, stop being mad at me. Yeah. You know what? Always. I don't know. It's just a bunch of,
Starting point is 00:50:20 it's your fault, dogs. Usually, yeah, communication. You never communicate. Oh, she's right. She's right
Starting point is 00:50:26 because that's my same issue. Yeah. With your man or with your baby daddy. All right. But shout out baby boy cash. I got a shout out. Shout out to Vanessa. Her and her man and her cousin were eating at Escora.
Starting point is 00:50:38 And they kissed. And they're not. No. No. Funniest thing, I don't know how. So my dad and my Tia and T-O-K-K-K, that's a lot of people you're bringing into this. Wait, let me finish. So they were at a restaurant.
Starting point is 00:50:49 Hold on to have to draw this out. You? No, I wasn't there. Okay. So then who is in here? So my dad, his girl. His girl. My Tia and my Tio.
Starting point is 00:50:59 Tia Tio. Big Swift was there with his girl. Oh, my God. They were all there. They were all at this restaurant without me. What restaurant? Yeah. It's called Sechora and Downey.
Starting point is 00:51:08 Sechora. And they were all there. and I don't know how. Were they in one table? They were all at one table. They ran into each other. They don't like you. They didn't invite you.
Starting point is 00:51:17 They called me and invite me. I was like, I'm not going. I'm busy. Oh, yeah. And then they're somehow, they're like, we ran into some of your fans here. I'm like, how do you even, how does that even happen? Like, where does that combo strike up?
Starting point is 00:51:31 Like, these people are sitting at a whole different table. But mind you, they put me on a super awkward face time. Look, he's right here. Look, look, look, talk to him. And so who was it? Vanessa. Vanessa. Vanessa? She said she's been to our live shows before.
Starting point is 00:51:42 And her cousin? Her cousin. I don't know the names. No, no. But it was her and her husband. Her and her man and her cousin. Yeah, they were all there. They were super big fans.
Starting point is 00:51:51 They said shout out to you. Hey, shout on you. Exactly. Yeah, they were super cool. They were super happy. They said they're going to the live show. Yay. Look at us.
Starting point is 00:52:00 But she was, I bet you, your dad was like, hey, you know, my son's on the radio. Yes. It always comes from the dad because my dad's the same way. They're like, oh, oh my God. Like he's ordering a burger. Hey, I'm ordering a burger. My daughter's on the radio. Apparently, that's our family is.
Starting point is 00:52:15 Can I get a cheeseburger? You know paroona six? That's how it happened, bro. Apparently, that's how my dad is, too, at the restaurants now. All right. Well, shout out everybody. And shout out of all the kids. If you want to send in your Fueras and your, you know, I'm locals, just do it for my purpose.
Starting point is 00:52:30 My purpose is only. Clearly, I'm the only one in this room. No, I would like to play. Don't replace the originals. We can play it during shout-out. Wouldn't it be hilarious? and Vic does something stupid that we kick him out and it's the little kid going
Starting point is 00:52:41 after the original one yeah Angie's so strict All right check this out homie You need a homie or need some help We need your help We need a line I mean phone line We got your fault
Starting point is 00:52:55 The homie help lines Ivan's been with his girl five years And doesn't know anything about anything About her about how to propose And we should do it If you ever make it to five years Big is the same thing as when you know for three months. Still don't know.
Starting point is 00:53:10 Yeah. When I meet you again? When's your birthday? We've been together five years for real. Yeah. That's crazy. After proposal, huh? He needs help proposing. He wants to know how you did it, how he can get to this proposal, this saying I do with his baby girl. Okay, who do we have on the line, A.C.?
Starting point is 00:53:28 We have Jose from L.A. on line one. Good morning, Jose. Jose. Good morning, Brown Bay. How are you, Papacito? Good, good. Go to work. Good. Did you put the ordering on today? It's going to be in the 90s. Ah, we, we. Okay.
Starting point is 00:53:43 Wino, okay. Wino, okay. Wino, okay. Wain, okay. Okay, talk to us, Jose. How would you help this full proposing to his girl? I think it went out a little too much, but this happened in the city of Riverside on top of Mount Rubido. I don't know if you guys are familiar with that area. Not at all. Maybe Irene? Yeah, I know. That's, yeah. And it happened on Mother's Day. You know, I used to work up north, and I called my brother.
Starting point is 00:54:08 brother up to take my wife to the gym. I got all the family to hike up this mountain and then I rented out of one of those planes with the banner. Oh my gosh. That's awesome. After the gym my brother's like, hey, let's go hike Mount Rubido to my wife.
Starting point is 00:54:24 And she was like, nah, it's too much already, but, you know, he had a drag out there. I just worked out. How are you going to have me hike? And why are she so close with your brother? Just kidding. He was the help, you know? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:38 I was up north that she wasn't expecting me to come home for that Mother's Day weekend. Oh. That's crazy. You made everybody hike up that. Yeah. My high school sweetheart. Okay. So you were not there?
Starting point is 00:54:51 Yeah, I was there, but, you know, she wasn't expecting me to come home. Okay. I was on top of the hill. Oh, you're on top of the hill already? I don't know why. I just thought you were, like, parachuted or something on top of the hill. Marry me. April, I have a question.
Starting point is 00:55:06 It was awesome. The whole family. Maybe I got a photographer and, uh, nice. Yeah, that sounds really cool. You know, all the family's waiting for her up on top of the hill. That's my question. You had a photographer, right? But you had her fucking all sweaty after the Jimmy Toto and the hike?
Starting point is 00:55:19 Like, where her nails done? What? Damn. You know what? I think they were. They were. I think I told her to get them done. Her face is probably all red.
Starting point is 00:55:27 Yeah. Like, well, okay. I have another question. Sorry, this is good. I'm trying to be nosy. Why did you think like, oh, I'm going to have her hike this mountain and I'm going to, why Mount Riverville? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:37 Yeah. How did you get to get to go. to that? You know what? We kind of grew up in the city of Riverside and I just wanted everybody to see it and this big plane, the banner, you know, everybody knows that trail.
Starting point is 00:55:47 And so a plane flying up that high, you know? So it was about you. I thought it was a good idea. Yeah. Okay, so you know what's crazy is this is Mother's Day. So he's like, Amma, Suagra, walk, go.
Starting point is 00:55:59 Up to the hill. Crazy. If you don't make it up the hill, you don't get an invite to the wedding. I hope they're like relatively young because, like, that's probably a lot. That's a crazy. workout. That's a crazy way to tell you your girl
Starting point is 00:56:09 she needs to lose weight for the wedding. That's crazy. It's a headscar. You are wild. But congratulations. And that work. And do you see that? That's really more of the spectacle versus like, oh, she likes red. So I bought red this. Or she likes this song.
Starting point is 00:56:27 Mount Rubidot or whatever. I like that. No, it's just like, I just want everybody to see it, man. Is there a good view up there of like all the tumbleweets? You just see a river sign. Yeah. It's there. Is it UCR? Look at you.
Starting point is 00:56:41 Look at that even. That's too far away. It's too bad. What do you see? What's that one place? Bakers? You see a bunch of bakers? You see a boomers?
Starting point is 00:56:49 Sonic? No, everything's far. I'm telling you. It's just mountain. No, no. You know what he saw? Their future together. Oh.
Starting point is 00:56:57 All right. All right. A1A. 52059. Let us help this guy, Ivan. He needs to know how to propose to his girl for five years. They've been together. but he's just not creative.
Starting point is 00:57:08 Let's help him get creative. That was really good. Yeah. It was very creative. It was about him. He made it about him kind of, but it was creative. It was creative. A for effort.
Starting point is 00:57:17 Power 106, L.A's number one for hip-hop. Good morning. Good morning. Shout to you for listening to us to get your mind off the fact that it's tax deadline and you still haven't done your taxes. But you know what? That's what we're here for. Distraction.
Starting point is 00:57:30 All right. Disraction. Homie helpline. This guy, Ivan, he's been with his girl for five years. Wants help. proposing to her because he's not creative. His words. Yes. Okay, that's it. He gave us no
Starting point is 00:57:43 other info about his girl, his wife to be. I really wish that I did it so I could help out a little bit more. I just want to make it special. But our homie, Jose from Riverside, he said, you know what, I had my girl hike up this mountain with all the family and then a plane passed by and was like, well, you marry me.
Starting point is 00:57:59 Vives, whoa, no, that's not a kind of plane. That's at the forum. Those are ones in Lennox and Inglewood. But she said yes and they're together And that I think is a really cool creative Yeah What are they saying on the Instagram? Dipperner.
Starting point is 00:58:16 Dippest says to stop being scary And ask her on Christmas Oh Because Christmas is coming on. Holiday It's right here It's kind of like The celebration is already there
Starting point is 00:58:28 Because people are already so If he's not creative That means probably he doesn't know how to decorate Like she's basically going to decorate everything For Christmas Oh, that's actually Open a present And it's true
Starting point is 00:58:38 No, don't do that. Oh, okay, because then you ruin the holiday Like, like, like, like, Like, For me, if you're taking notes, you know who you are.
Starting point is 00:58:45 But like, but like, but like, I want my own moment. Like, I don't want it to be like, November 16th or something. Like,
Starting point is 00:58:54 you were like, oh, that's my day. See? No, but I'm just saying like a random day. Yeah, yeah. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:58:58 we can't even be close to your birthday? No, no. Because. What if that means Christmas that much more special? No, and then we divorce.
Starting point is 00:59:05 Is going to re-gare? Why are you going to divorce? Because 98% of marriage. That's not a real sad. Married people. Don't listen to them. And also if you divorce, what happens, Angie? If you get proposed to on Christmas?
Starting point is 00:59:19 Apparently, according to Jose, you can't give it back because that's a gift. Yeah, yeah. Don't you can't, he can't ask you for the ring, bad girl. No. Because he gave it to you on Christmas and that's when you get gifts. Wow. Apparently, that's a thing. So you just get to, like, you just, the girl gets to keep it.
Starting point is 00:59:35 upon it or whatever she wants me. Yeah, whatever she does. She wants. Tell it about it. Okay. Yeah. We have other stuff. Okay.
Starting point is 00:59:43 Somebody said put a ring on her finger while she's sleeping and when she wakes up. Yo, gotcha. Oh my God. That's so immature. That's all immature. That's what you would do big. Yeah. Definitely.
Starting point is 00:59:52 But I proposed that you were asleep. That's my fault. Yeah. Have you ever gotten close to proposing? Like even thinking about it? Like looking at her finger, thinking a ring will look cute? No. I have proposed before.
Starting point is 01:00:05 Wait, what? Bum, bum, bum. No, you're not. Yeah, I did. Oh, can we make this from the son of a day? Hold on. K.W.R. Los Angeles. We got Travis got tickets coming at 8-15.
Starting point is 01:00:18 Vic, the guy that has like three-month relationships with girls, and then that's it. Did propose. Was this to baby mama? Yeah. Oh. She's moved on. She's happily in her own thing. Ages ago.
Starting point is 01:00:35 This was like 10 years ago. Okay. You have to tell us. Oh my God. No, that's funny. Because what she said, that's what I did. No, what did you do? Why you guys were in bed?
Starting point is 01:00:44 No, no, why you guys were in bed? You're like, I want to wake up to this. You held my whole life. No. No, that's not what I. Say you right or else. Ali, call me up. No.
Starting point is 01:00:52 8.582. 105. No. Ali, you call me and tell me the real story if he doesn't want to do it right. I'll tell you the real story. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 01:00:59 So it was a Valentine's Day. Okay. It was a Valentine's day a long time ago. Far, far away. far away. Well, Vic is 10. Yeah, he's 10. Yeah, he's 10.
Starting point is 01:01:09 Yeah, so 11 years. 10 years ago, 9 years or something like that. And then I remember I ordered a bunch of flowers. I heard like 100 flowers. Oh, but like I ordered them from like flowers.com or 1,800 flowers. And they never showed up. Wow. How convenient.
Starting point is 01:01:27 No, I swear. I was so mad. Like, she was like, why are you so mad? Like, I was just, like, it just, it ruined my. whole like little thing that I was going to do. Granted, it wasn't that creative, but like I was trying. Okay. And then.
Starting point is 01:01:41 So that that counts. Exactly. And then so the flowers never came. Somebody, I don't know if the delivery driver like stole them because it said delivered and they never showed up. They never showed up like after that. You know, sometimes I try to deliver it the next day. Afterwards.
Starting point is 01:01:53 They never came. And so I was just really upset. And I'm like, what do I do now? That kind of ruined it. So I'm like, well, maybe if she just wakes up and then sees it, she's going to be like, oh my God, that's crazy. Either way. She's what, V.
Starting point is 01:02:04 The ring. The ring? Yeah. But I mean, either way, like, she was happy, you know, but if I would do it again. You're not making sense to me. Because how did she see you be upset that flowers didn't show up? But you were also like, did you? So did you wake her up on the 15th?
Starting point is 01:02:19 Yeah, it was the 15th technically. Okay, okay, okay. So you guys had Valentine's Day. Flowers didn't show up. She went to sleep. All sad. Like, my, I'm having this baby. This fool won't even bite flowers.
Starting point is 01:02:28 Yeah. She wakes, she goes to sleep. She wakes up. She has a ring on her finger. Was this? You put the ring on, you did what this with this. Yes, that's why I was laughing. Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:02:40 You put the ring on her finger. Yes. Victor, what? You're so cute. That's so sad. You couldn't think of anything else? Oh, my God. You have plan B for girls to ask on prom or whatever, but you don't have a plan B to propose?
Starting point is 01:02:54 Oh. I didn't. I didn't. Just saying. Dang. I'm telling me, it wasn't that created. If I could go back, I would do a better, much better. Do you think that if you did, you guys just to be together?
Starting point is 01:03:05 No, I wouldn't have made a difference Because did she say yes? Yeah So then where's the ring at? Did she keep it? I don't know Did she keep it? He's like,
Starting point is 01:03:15 I don't remember. You don't remember? I don't remember. Ali, call us up right now. A1A 50105-09. Dude, something's going, this is so cute. He's like, he's pink.
Starting point is 01:03:25 How come he never told us? I knew about it. Never came up. I'm just kidding. Lettie, I didn't know. Lettie really get it. What? Vic said, Ivan.
Starting point is 01:03:36 No, don't. I think do the whole little plain situation, okay? Do that. That's much better. Something cool. Don't rely on like a delivery man to bring your flowers. If it's not creative,
Starting point is 01:03:45 it has to be big. Like, you just kind of got to be obnoxious with it. Okay? Wow, sci-fi. I understand. Sambrazzala with Angie. It's 8 o'clock and just get ready
Starting point is 01:03:57 because we're going to scold sci-fi in a little bit. Can we? Yeah. You have that one friend. It's a favorite part. It's a favorite. You have that one friend. And I just always has excuses.
Starting point is 01:04:07 why he didn't do his work. You will love later on. Okay. Spooky basket vibes. Okay. You can only imagine what happened or didn't. And what excuse we got for it. Okay.
Starting point is 01:04:18 Anyway, Angie, so must be able to. That's coming up next, guys. Stay tuned. But right now, you guys, all right, if you guys think you have, like, a parent that's, like, way too much, you're not alone. You're not a love, babe.
Starting point is 01:04:29 Angie, you're in pink. Because I'm telling you, Blueface Mom. Blueface Mom. This lady, she is something else. Because Homegirl is out here posing thirst traps on the IG, on the gram, you guys. So Blueface's mom, Carlisa, she posted a selfie nude on her IG story. And it's of her face, right? She's posting.
Starting point is 01:04:54 And it's of her a donkadong. Did you call it a selfie nude? Yeah. What do you call it? I think it's just a nude. No, because it's weird. But she is a nude. I know.
Starting point is 01:05:05 because her badonka don't get out right but it's like her face and she's like giving a little like cute face and then there's a back mirror yeah she's not wearing anything it's a lot you can look at it brown bag mornings 106 and he's doing an incredible job explaining the selfie nude what do you call it? Actually I've never called it a selfie nude but it's so funny
Starting point is 01:05:26 that you call it a selfie nude because she's taking a selfie because it's a nude but you need to make sure that they know that you did it so it's a selfie right it's selfie nude she didn't care she showed her face. She's posing for you guys. I love it. You're so cute. But according to her, it was done accidentally because it was that little bad don'tca dung or that big bodongadong was supposed to be only for her husband. Okay. But she uploaded. Yeah, she's impressed. I don't know how that happens. Maybe she was going to DM her husband. Oh, that's how
Starting point is 01:05:55 I could see that. Yeah. Try to send it on IG. Yeah. Instead of texting. Yeah. It happens. Yeah. It's really. Okay. But it's crazy because, and I think even her, Even all of that is missing the main point that there was a toilet right there. There was a toilet right there, Angie. And so in the same shot, it's kind of like you went to the restroom. Yeah. Pants down because she's not nude from the top. It's just pants down.
Starting point is 01:06:24 It's a selfie in the front. Angie, when you say selfie nude. Never heard that before. I like it. I could tell she's the ESO because it's not nude selfie, it's selfie nude. Because you know how in Spanish we say El caro rojo, we don't say like rojo caro. In English
Starting point is 01:06:40 we reverse the adjective and the noun. What do you see first? The selfie and then what do you see? To Madonka don't. Okay, so it's a selfie dude. The selfie dude. Instead of a new selfie. It's a two and one. Okay.
Starting point is 01:07:04 got like, I guess a sexy photo, but it's in the restroom. You see a toilet. I always think that's a very odd way place to take and send photos. Turn off for sure. If you even see the toilet paper roll, it's a little bit weird.
Starting point is 01:07:20 It's like, oh, I know what you just did. I know what you're doing in there. I know what you're doing in there and you looked in the mirror and you said, ooh, and then boom. Right. Was it before or after you dropped the bomb on them? I know. I was about to drop it or right? That's a big difference. A girl sent me.
Starting point is 01:07:34 you a photo, Vic. Yeah. And you see the toilet in the background. And the toilet thing is open? Yeah. Squiggly toilet. Yeah. I'm like, oh, like, no.
Starting point is 01:07:45 That would turn you off. No, thanks. Yeah, for sure. Because it's just like, nah. I mean, toilet can be in the picture, but just don't leave the seat up. Don't leave the seat up. Yeah, that's my problem. It's like, why would you leave the seat up?
Starting point is 01:07:55 Yeah, that just bothers me. Because we know what you did. We know, imagine and they didn't flush. That's even worse. But on this picture, you can't see all that. You can't see, like, if she took. took a little ducky or anything. A little.
Starting point is 01:08:08 We know too much about the homie. You see the photo. All the kids know what I'm doing. All right kids. If there's a scibety toilet in your selfie nude, something's going on. Yeah. That's not the case, well. No.
Starting point is 01:08:24 We're mixing it. This is Posovole right now. We're just mixing everything together. We know way too much about blue face and his family. I feel like we don't ask for any of this info. No, it was just, she was boony. I told you guys she was boning the eclipse. Oh, that was the solar eclipse.
Starting point is 01:08:40 It was out. But she quickly did delete it, you guys. But of course her kids saw. Blueface saw it. He took it on Twitter. He posted on Twitter? No, he replied back to that picture, like, just saying like, ew. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:54 No one wants to see it. Oh, lady booty chain. They have a funny relationship, though. Like, they, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And she didn't care because she replied.
Starting point is 01:09:04 back and she's like whatever whatever whatever like my paddock don't looks better than your baby mama that was so weird that's so weird because she's talking about Suey well duh yeah oh my god she's like that baby oh that's hilarious he didn't
Starting point is 01:09:22 after that huh no he didn't you can't say anything he's like why are you competing comparing booty cheeks that's what lady I sleep next to they're not having a fight like that happy. That's not real.
Starting point is 01:09:34 He's replying on Twitter and then she's replying back on Instagram. That's so old. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. Wow. It's just apparent that be doing too much. See, Vic, you're not alone. It could be worse.
Starting point is 01:09:48 It could be worse. All your mom did was throw up in your Tesla when you drove crazy. Exactly. And embarrass me at Disneyland. Oh, yeah. What happened? What happened? What she did?
Starting point is 01:09:59 I don't remember. Angelica. I don't remember. She wasn't Mooney. Yeah. Yeah. And by the way, just bathroom selfie nudes, maybe. Maybe just go to the next room.
Starting point is 01:10:08 Yeah, that's it. Just find good lighting. Exactly. Yeah. But more than likely, to be honest, I think it's dudes that send the bathroom ones. Yeah. Talk about it, Irene. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:10:19 Yeah. Talk about Irene. What's the ratio, Irene? What's the ratio of bathroom, selfie nudes? Guys don't think things. Like, they don't think things through. They're just like, oh, I'm here. It's out.
Starting point is 01:10:33 like, yeah, what's up? Right here. Good morning. Let me send to Irene. Yeah. Oh, what's that we're supposed to do with that? Okay?
Starting point is 01:10:41 All right, Angie. All right. That's it for Sobrasana. Bat to your by your local, Southern California, Toyota dealers. I'm Angie from Brumbeck Mornings on Power 106. All right. Hit us up right now if you want to see Travis Scott Live, baby.
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Starting point is 01:11:07 live, all right? Let's get into Don't You Know I'm local. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from that says? Don't you know I'm local? Eyes need to my contacts. Or like in my eye because I slept with them. Don't judge me. Why are you judging you?
Starting point is 01:11:25 It happens. It's really bad. No judging Monday. It's no judging Monday. I'm not judging her. I'm being a mom. Okay. it's already tax day I know that I need to do my taxes I don't need to know that I need to take off my contacts before bed
Starting point is 01:11:41 thank you okay hold on it has adjusted all right April we need to stop with these fake watches it's getting crazy and out of hand out here you guys Los Angeles has come in second place for cities in the U.S. where the most high-end fake watches are in circulation okay
Starting point is 01:12:01 that means not only are you wearing of fake watch on purpose, you're probably getting sold a fake watch thinking it's real. Why are you guys laughing? You know somebody that knows somebody that gifted their girlfriend with Rolex? Why? Why, man. All right. New York.
Starting point is 01:12:18 Precisely. New York came in first, which I don't mind New York winning out on this one. Chicago is a third, but us over here in L.A. And I know we have like a crazy dope jewelry district. Right? Yeah. But these fake watches, come on, bros. Come on, bro.
Starting point is 01:12:31 Dang. That's crazy. I'm thinking of all the pictures of watches I've seen on the TL this past the past few weeks and I'm just like There's like a whole thing called like fake watch busters. Yeah, I think that was a Instagram account that could tell. Yeah, and it's just a lot. They're like, they're like, this is the real one. This is the fake one. This is the fake one. This is the one he's wearing. It's fake. And like retail is this. I remember them doing that to YK. Osiris. Oh yeah. I wonder if we could walk around with that little gun that has. has like the that can tell whether it's fake.
Starting point is 01:13:05 Oh yeah, yeah. Oh, the diamond tester? Yeah, that depends if the watch has diamonds, but if it's like a plane. Well, if it's fake, it's going to have diamonds.
Starting point is 01:13:12 It's going to have cubics or golden. And they're going to go all in fake. They're not going to be humble face. And that's the thing is like, you can tell because of like the lifestyle. It's like, okay, yeah, why do you have a supposedly $50,000 watch
Starting point is 01:13:26 but you work at like this job or that job? It just doesn't make sense, you know? It doesn't add up. It doesn't add up. And the watch that is more likely going to be fake out here in these streets. Can I guess? Can I guess? Yes. Rolex. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 01:13:39 Okay. The survey was conducted and apparently okay 23 million fake watches are in circulation in the U.S. and at least half of all the luxury watches that they like saw like this company did that got the survey were identified as counterfeit or having fake parts
Starting point is 01:13:55 and they were Rolexes. Wow. Yeah, fake parts on a Rolex is crazy. Fake Rolexes? It's like a real Rolex outer but the engine is imagine people get like matching fake Rolexes oh no that would be insane
Starting point is 01:14:09 two for one folks two for one oh my maybe it was a four for two you know it's wow too like younger and younger people want Rolex or like the crazy watches because it's probably stunk culture
Starting point is 01:14:23 and like in the air and all of that when I was young like I what are the ones what are those G shots? Oh yeah oh yeah the bulkier the better Even the fake ones are cool.
Starting point is 01:14:33 Even the G-shacks are cool. The G-shacks? Yeah. They were like S-shocks. I think I was going to Kayajones and they were like 30 bucks. You ever buy one? Don't lie. No, I didn't.
Starting point is 01:14:42 Because I was working at the time my first check. You could afford a G-shock? There were 100 bucks. They were $100? Yeah. The first time I ever got to watch or I ever got a check, I went straight to Macy's and I bought a G-shock. Wow. See, G-shocks are cool because they're digital.
Starting point is 01:14:58 Yeah. Like, I couldn't tell you what time. I don't know. I miss. the clock class where you can tell without seeing any numbers and you just blank with the little hands and the beats of the
Starting point is 01:15:10 cock or whatever. Clock? I said clock. I heard that. I heard Sethia. Angelica. Kitty. Have you ever had a fake watch? Not that I know of. I'm never going to go home and check my mind.
Starting point is 01:15:23 I mean, I feel like there's so much pressure to like have like a cool watch that I just don't wear one because I'm like anything besides a Rolex is just like and I'm not going to get a fake one. because that's embarrassing. Yeah. But like,
Starting point is 01:15:34 I feel like Apple watches too. They're cool. I have one. Them being available has helped. Yeah. Because people go and get Apple watches and it has this and I can get my calls and my text and my face signs and I can customize it, all of that. And they're at, they're not the price that these other watches.
Starting point is 01:15:52 Oh, yeah. Yeah. So shout out to Apple watches. Yeah. You know what I would do? I would wear watches when I would wear watches. I would wear them, but. What I do?
Starting point is 01:16:00 No, no. Watches. And they would have no batteries. I'm like, fool, don't ever ask me for the time. It's not work. Accessories. Yes. That's actually true, Angie.
Starting point is 01:16:12 I've seen it happen. Yeah. I want to tell you. Don't ask me. Don't ask me. It's for look only. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:20 That's just me. Fake watch busters. That's crazy. Does anyone have a Rolex so we could test it? No. Not yet. Oh, just me? Oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:16:28 Wow. You get wear yours. I don't wear it. No. Why? I don't know because I feel like it's too much Not even that it's too much I just feel like it's for
Starting point is 01:16:37 Special occasions Oh special occasions Not necessarily I can't tell the time No it's not Angelica Alright well that was your don't you know I'm local Stop buying these fake watches or selling them And if you get it if the watches price
Starting point is 01:16:52 Feels too good to be true It probably definitely is all right And stop getting it to your girl because she thinks it's real Yeah And she's gonna post that you guys are matching and all that crazy stuff Oh, All right, look, keep it here because we did a challenge.
Starting point is 01:17:06 Okay, we did a challenge last week. And some of us did the challenge, and some of us pretended to be sick so that they're not here for the challenge. Okay, find out who next. It's gonna be really hot this week, okay? And NWS Los Angeles. I don't know what the NWS stands for,
Starting point is 01:17:22 but it's probably something cool. Oh, national weather service of Los Angeles. Wow. They tweeted some tips, okay? So precautions and actions. Teach kids about the dangers of playing with fire. Kids, it's dangerous to play with fire. Yeah, don't play with fire.
Starting point is 01:17:38 Only you can prevent forest fires. Boom, check. Look at us. Responsible. Do not burn trash or brush outdoors. Come on. Why are you doing that? Yeah, unless you're like committing a crime.
Starting point is 01:17:48 That's crazy. Don't park vehicles on dry grass. Oh, I've never heard of that one. Why? Well, I don't know. Oh, maybe the engine, the oil, the engine turning on dry grass, it lights up. Yeah, that'd be sense. Okay, okay, okay.
Starting point is 01:18:02 Because it is very flammable. Never leave a hot grill unattended. Okay, guys, I know you guys like to go grill and then step away. Don't do that. Or a hot girl. Guys do that. A hot grill or hot girl. Don't leave her unattended.
Starting point is 01:18:16 Just being hot girls. Lower the hazard by pre-wedding areas before working. Oh, that said that? That's what that? Guys don't know how to do that either. Whoa. Yon all right. All right.
Starting point is 01:18:30 Even though it's like super hot outside and very like super sunny, we're like, hey, you know what would be super awesome. It's spooky basket season. If you made a spooky basket, if you're doing one, if you're thinking about things, we were like, hey, let's do like secret Santa vibes almost. And put everybody's name in a hat. And then everybody else pick a name. And then that person is the person you're going to do a spooky basket for. So if you want to do this at work with your homies or whatever, that way you don't be doing spooky baskets for everybody. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:56 Irene's going to do just the girls. Yeah, I'm making baskets for it. So we all got, we all got people. My Simo is out today. Why is he out of it? Violin diarrhea. Yeah. Explosive.
Starting point is 01:19:07 Explosive. Explosities. It's like lava. West Coastish. Don't ruin that. You did it on them two times, Dr. Dre? That's crazy. I've done my own sound effect.
Starting point is 01:19:25 They sound so real. I know. Yeah. Enough, enough, enough. That was Maximo phoning in. Even Maximo was out. He's Ubering currently his spooky basket.
Starting point is 01:19:45 If you're the Uber driver, please don't keep it. Okay? He's Ubering his spooky basket for the person that he got, okay? And we all came in, we all kind of have our little baskets. Mine is hiding under here. I didn't know we're supposed to hide it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:59 Well, it's like you don't want to, like, The person. You can see it anyway. There's this guy that works with us. I think he doesn't want to work with us anymore. It's the way that he acts. His name is sci-fi. He helps on the boards, production, cool stuff, just vibe, right?
Starting point is 01:20:17 You help with the vibe? You can say yes. You're on the radio. Yeah, you do that. But he didn't do his spooky basket. And it trips me out because he could hit up, you could ask your girl, she works at a school. You could have reason.
Starting point is 01:20:31 and people to help you create a basket. Did he make one? No. What was your reason? And by the way, he got Maximo. He got the guy that's sick. So, sci-fi, why didn't you make it? I thought Cash would be better.
Starting point is 01:20:46 That's crazy. He thought cash would be better. No, that's just not even trying. No, that's not even trying. Hold on. Go ahead. Please explain yourself. Let's see if LA believes you because Letti doesn't.
Starting point is 01:20:57 Go ahead. Maximo calling. If you like cash, I got you. He's right now. Everyone likes, call it if you like cash. Everyone's going to call in. Yeah. This is why you, oh, you really grind my gears full.
Starting point is 01:21:09 Okay. We all aside, like, we're like, hey, we're all going to do this, right? This is like, hey, if you're going to come in a costume. This is why I don't trust that he's going to come in a costume. Oh, yeah. You're going to come in a costume. We have the ugly Christmas sweater. Blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 01:21:20 It's the day that he'll show up and be like, what? I thought you guys wanted money instead. Yes, money is awesome. Yeah. Yes, we all like, but it's the fact that we all said we're going to do this. Mm-hmm. Going shopping. And picking everything for them.
Starting point is 01:21:31 But he still says that we are tripping because money is better than it. Money trumps all, right? Cash's King. This is true. And you know what's wild is that on Friday, we were all discussing it. And he had great ideas for Maximil's Basket.
Starting point is 01:21:46 And I was really looking for it. What would have been in the Spooky Basket? I had ideas for disposable camera. Oh, yeah. He's a photographer. And then Jose gave me a good idea. Yeah. A wedding marriage.
Starting point is 01:21:57 A marriage license. That, yeah. A marriage license. He can't sign up for his marriage license. Him and his girl have to go to... No, like, epany, like a fake one. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 01:22:07 Wait, did sci-fi, but he said that he was gonna... Life? Fine? Well, that's what I was getting to. You asked, I mean, you said that, like, for sure I'm bringing a spooky basket. Thought about it. Thought about it. I see.
Starting point is 01:22:19 If you're aggravated, I'm aggravated, too. Okay. This is a thing. We all signed up for the spooky basket. Secret Santa. Everyone does it. At any point, you could have said, I'm not going to do it.
Starting point is 01:22:31 At any point you could have said, hey, don't put my name in. Hey, I don't do anything that I say that I'm going to do. And you guys just handled it. I knew this is going to happen. You could have even got a basket and put money in it. Oh. You didn't even do that. Oh, and Maximo said a reminder yesterday, spooky basket reminder.
Starting point is 01:22:50 He did during his whole little diarrhea situation. Yeah, in between his violent diarrhea. And that's messed up because he reminded and then now he's the one that didn't get in. didn't get it. What's crazy. Literally, Maximil is at home right now. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:23:05 suffering. Yeah. Could use a basket maybe. For sure. To hold it all. Yeah. Right? Because it might be overflowing in the toilet.
Starting point is 01:23:15 Yet still nothing. Nothing from his homie. Wow. His little bro. I love you. No, you don't. Oh, please don't even add I love you into things because then I'm really not going to believe you.
Starting point is 01:23:28 Didn't Life I can. Maximo's head or something like that too? I don't know. Something like that? Or was it the other way that they smell each other? They smell each other. These are like bro-brows. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:39 They're like really cool. It's just a weird. It's just aggravating to me. So on behalf of Maximo who's not here. Yeah. You already know. Yeah. I'm disappointing it.
Starting point is 01:23:57 Like that drives him. Like how can I disappoint them today? I don't know. And I'm sure everyone in his life feels. same way. Because people are patterns. I already told you guys. Yeah. So we got to think of a whole new Halloween costume because I don't even trust this photo to do it.
Starting point is 01:24:11 Yeah, I got you. Anyway, now that I'm done making him feel bad. Are we getting our spooky baskets? Yes, let's do our spooky baskets. Okay, we have spooky baskets. Everybody got everybody, but I'm going to tell you right now, I win. Okay. Yeah. So do you guys want to go first, my little, I gotta go get it. All right. I'll go. I'm going to do our spooky basket exchange.
Starting point is 01:24:30 I don't ask, I don't ask much of my friends. I only ask them to tell the truth. Truth, not much truth. That's it. Can you tell truth, not much truth? Can you tell them with Sagittarius? Yeah. Supposedly that's a Sagittarius thing or a Scorpio thing.
Starting point is 01:24:46 What? What was it? I'm half of both. Oh what? That just wants truth. Or a human thing, you know? Like, you just want to be honest. Isn't crazy?
Starting point is 01:24:54 Crazy. Honest. What's the sign that doesn't want people to be honest? Is it just Pisces? Probably maybe. All right. Anyway, we're doing spooky baskets. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:03 We did Secret Sand and Spooky baskets. Biscuits and we each got somebody I know this really does no benefit for you listening, but you just get me tap in with us while we give away our spooky baskets and everyone sees how cool mine is vibes. Wow. Yeah, I heard you. Yeah. What are you didn't get that? For real.
Starting point is 01:25:19 Okay. But we do have your six flags fight fest tickets, okay? So while we are doing our spooky basket giveaway, call us up, so caller 10, you could join us as we take over the park. 818 52059. We're not taking them over the park. It's not like you'd be like, hey, six slides, where they are at? For here. No, we're just gonna meet up for.
Starting point is 01:25:35 We're all gonna be there together. Do you remember when Six Flies, gave you like a free entry for like a Coke can? Yes. I was thinking about that. No, I think that was like a promotion before. It was a good promotion. It was super cool.
Starting point is 01:25:45 Please do that again. Bring it back. Bring it back. But if you get these tickets, you can get it for me. So yeah. 818-58-2-109, caller 10. You are going to go to Six Flags Fright Fest. Okay, so I got Angie.
Starting point is 01:26:01 Oh, I love my basket. Look, listen to the basket already. It's like a cast iron basket. Yeah. It's like a real basket. You have that custom made? No, it's just for you, Angie. Do you want to go through it or do you want me to go through it?
Starting point is 01:26:13 Okay, so first I got you slippers because you like to wear slippers all the time. Those slippers are pretty cool. You're so cute. And then I got you a face mask, Diallo Los Merto style because you're the lives. She said because you look dead. Yeah, thank you. Angie likes socks. I got her socks.
Starting point is 01:26:29 Oh, fuzzy socks. Oh, fuzzy socks. Okay. And Angie likes coffee. I love coffee. So I got her a cup. Actually, Luisito picked this. Oh, my baby.
Starting point is 01:26:39 Yeah, Luis has like a black cat with like a bunch of pumpkins. A bunch of pumpkins. Okay. And I also know that Angie doesn't really like Halloween. Yeah. She actually likes Christmas. So I bought you these little ornaments that smell like Christmas tree. Oh.
Starting point is 01:26:52 So you could smell Christmas even if you have a spooky vibe, spooky basket. Doesn't smell like Christmas? It does. Oh, that got me so happy. And then I also got you this little hand sanitizer thing. and it looks like a little pumpkin That's cool
Starting point is 01:27:05 Where do you shop? Inside Inside it's Christmas It's a Christmas Hand sanitizer I'm telling you Angie doesn't really like Halloween
Starting point is 01:27:14 She really likes Christmas So your spooky basket Is a little bit Christmas vibes That's cool Okay who did you get Andy Okay I got somebody That She lives really far
Starting point is 01:27:26 I agree She has eight fridges Hey, Bridges! Okay, look, I tried to decorate it. I did. I really tried on this one. I went to five different stores. Oh, my God. And the Hellow Kid and Out.
Starting point is 01:27:43 Has, like, the... Cobbets. Yeah. The web, but they're not stretched out, but it's cute. No, I'm sorry. It's okay. Kind of looks like potion coming out of the... Clearly, I don't know how to decorate, girl.
Starting point is 01:27:53 But I got you a Hello Kitty clip, because you love Hello Kitty. Wow, you need to clip your hair. I got you some... What are these? Hair ties, dance. guys because you never tie your hair. You're all greeningua. No, no, no, no, because you're always like,
Starting point is 01:28:04 CVS, you're always like, you need something. Yeah. Oh, and also, come in here. Got you a little pouch for your little stuff. Everything is Hello Kitty. Everything is a little couch. I got you, Hello Kitty snacks. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 01:28:17 Chocolate cake. Gnom, nom, nom, nom, yum, nom, yum, nam, nam, Gently. Where did you get all this stuff? Hello, Kitty is soft candy. Wow. And I got you a little pachocococ, because you like the chocolate. Oh, thank you.
Starting point is 01:28:28 Wow. It's the San Rio Spooky basket. That is really cool. Okay, Irene, who did you get? I got Jose. Oh, Hon. Oh, okay. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:28:38 Editor. And, um, so he's really bougie, so I ended up, like, gluing coins. Like, around the basket. Yeah, it's, like, gold bitcoins on there or something. And then, I didn't have really time to, like, look for stuff that he liked. So, like, I know. So there's, like, candles in there. There's no dolls that blow up in there?
Starting point is 01:28:55 No, but there's little special lollipop. Oh, like candy. Oh, yep. He'll like that. Special lollipops. She'll be able to see him Brat back morning There's no
Starting point is 01:29:05 Give cards to only fans in there No You didn't get him that subscription For the hub that you were back on? No, he didn't No, there's candles in here And then there's chocolate coins Because he's bougie, you know?
Starting point is 01:29:13 Yeah. And also that's how you can pay Yeah For you know what All right, Jose, you're up And hurry up and talk about us Because no one knows you. All right
Starting point is 01:29:22 So I got the Susio in the room Victor Victor. All right He named him as a promiscuous one So I got him a basket full of items Oh no. Say what's appropriate. Nothing.
Starting point is 01:29:37 Mail and hands. Let me read something. Flaired for your comfort. Flaired for your comfort. Feels like the real deal. Oh my gosh. Boy butter. All right.
Starting point is 01:29:50 That's it. I don't care about any of your stupid about it. Give it to the man. It's funny because he'll take it. Put it next to your honey pecks and your rhinos. He has some hot chitos. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:30:01 I'll take that. Oh, Electrolites? Okay. Electrolites. Electric. These come in handy for sure. Okay, Victor.
Starting point is 01:30:08 Everything you need to make it to round two. Oh. With yourself. Oh, that's cool. Actually, I really appreciate this. All right, Vic. Thank you. Your turn.
Starting point is 01:30:17 Halls? That's great. Okay. I got La Patrona Lettie. You know how I knew he got me? Why? Because when we were doing the, we were doing the getting everybody's names we had to do it twice because the first time I got my own name and then and then everybody was upset we had to do it twice and then when Vic got his he's like oh man
Starting point is 01:30:39 it was just so much pressure so much pressure he didn't say that I was like Vic if this turned out to be mine and I hear all the bad stuff you're saying right now Vic he's like can we do it a little more time it was just a lot of pressure okay let's see oh you could have asked me how did you but at least you did it because another fool had no pressure and he didn't do anything so go ahead no it end up being fun because at first I was like stupid spooky basket I can't believe in moving over here going to different stores I'm like under my breath I never done spooky basket in my life what kind of thing is for the radio they can't even see it I was just so mad I was so grumpy about it but then I found the item I was like oh I think let you like this so it kind of just got me like going oh I'm so happy I want you to know already I love it thank you thank you and then I
Starting point is 01:31:24 called Irene and she helped and I was like dude I don't know what she doing stupid Why is you calling me? Why, you got to help her. You got to ball people. You know I hate her. No. Don't know what to do is. I'm shopping.
Starting point is 01:31:39 No, so I saw that item. And then I just asked you like, where do I even get a basket though? And then like I'm not good at decorating so I apologize in advance. But the bucket says trick-a-treat. It does. It's orange.
Starting point is 01:31:49 I like. It's orange. You know what I'm saying? And you can reuse that basket. And it's like metal. It's like metal. It is. I thought this was the size they were supposed to come in.
Starting point is 01:31:57 But I don't know. You know, anyway. Okay, so the first thing, this is what, like, I really liked, and I was like, oh, she's going to like this. So it's Nightmare Before Christmas socks. Oh, my God, I love Nightmare for Christmas. And it has a really cool, like, just packaging and everything. I love it. Now, is it for Halloween or Christmas?
Starting point is 01:32:13 Well, it's for both. But it's 12 days. Yeah. Oh, well, yeah. 12 days. How many days till Halloween, 12 days? Probably. You're right.
Starting point is 01:32:21 You know, yeah. Start it out. It's cool, though. But I really like that. I'm like, how she likes Nightmare before Christmas. And the yes. Oh, this is so cute, Vic. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:31 Oh, there's more. There's more. Okay, so then I got you a dry erase board because I feel like we had one or we're supposed to have one. We did. And you want me to yell at people via whiteboard now? Yeah. I know it's going to be useful.
Starting point is 01:32:43 Why do you have the price on it? Well, because I couldn't take it off. Oh, okay. Sharpie. That one was more expensive. Wow. But I got you a whiteboard because it's useful. I know you can use it.
Starting point is 01:32:54 It's practical. I got you a mug. eat, drink, and be scary. Oh, it's scary. You're so cute. I love that much. I love it. It's so cute.
Starting point is 01:33:06 And then I got you top ramen because it's orange. And in case you get hungry, I don't know. She's a Nakedo. You're such a guy. I don't know. It was orange. It looked festive. I think it might be special edition.
Starting point is 01:33:17 I'm not sure. It's hot. It doesn't say pumpkin spice on it. No, chicken flavor. Okay. All right. It's, if I eat it in October. It's spooky guys.
Starting point is 01:33:28 If I eat it while watching Nightmarry Fort Christmas. Yeah, you know, and then you could even like just put it in the mug and then just put how water. No, I'm not going to do that. You're such a bachelor. Is that it? And then I got you a Jesus candle because
Starting point is 01:33:40 this is your relative, like you said. So, you know, it's good to have. She has a Jesus Christ candle for Halloween. Yes, because that's your relative. But it's Halloween. You're just getting everything that he has stands for. As Maximo's mom.
Starting point is 01:33:55 Well, I didn't think about that part. I just remember that you're related and then you guys look alike. Yeah, we do look alike. I meet that face all the time. This is me upset at that full. Yeah, like, there's a set. He's rolling his eyes. He's literally rolling his eyes.
Starting point is 01:34:08 Yeah, he's literally rolling his eyes. It's because he's on crucified. He's getting crucified, but it's like, thank you, Viz. Yeah, that's it. Oh, wait, there's one more spooky basket that came via Uber. Where is it at? Oh, true, true, true. All right, let's see the spooky basket that came via Uber.
Starting point is 01:34:22 So this is for... No way. He put it in the Spotify radar. That's so funny. This is for you, side five. Do you deserve it? Wow, he got one and he didn't even get Maximal one. Okay.
Starting point is 01:34:31 I hope that explosive diarrhea is in the spooky basket. Actually, yeah, you should let him open it. Oh, no. He put it in the bag so that the... Oh. Okay, so a bunch, a whole bag of candy. Okay. Dang.
Starting point is 01:34:47 Okay. Lighters. Lighters. Liders. I like how they're pink and purple. I hope they get you in trouble. Let's see what else What else
Starting point is 01:34:57 Name badge labels Did he say why? Name badge? I'm right to tag He didn't say why Okay That makes sense Illegal
Starting point is 01:35:05 He left the receipt He said that it is missing Something that he will get tomorrow Target receipt Okay I don't know why he left the tiger receipt Baseballs Okay
Starting point is 01:35:16 Two of them Sinai is a Dodger fan All right And Lysol Disinfectin spray All right And I'm reading the text right now.
Starting point is 01:35:25 He said, um, sorry, I don't want to mess up Maximo's words. He said, I got Cus Lysol because he had lying soul.
Starting point is 01:35:33 You win, Maximo. You win? And I hope we get this caller to hook them up. 818 52059. We have those tickets to go to Six Flags Fight Fest.
Starting point is 01:35:46 Hey, if you got a spooky basket story, if you got somebody a spooky basket and they didn't get you one, if you want to call them out on the radio, do it. All right, that's what we're doing right now. 9106, L.A's number one for him. Pa Buenos
Starting point is 01:35:57 Diaz. All right, this whole week is going to be hot just FY. I don't say I didn't tell you. I've been telling you all week
Starting point is 01:36:03 that it's going to be really hot this week. Yeah. Yeah. And it doesn't seem like it's letting up at all. Not at all. I have bad news.
Starting point is 01:36:10 It's the only personal bad news. Oh, no. I'm not doing a Halloween party this year. Why? Why? I'm really sad about it. Because I started
Starting point is 01:36:21 doing Halloween parties because when I was little, we went to Halloween parties like of a lady. and it was really, really cool, like, memories, right? Like, I was like, dude, we had this, like, I just wanted to give kids good memories. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:34 Oh, you're such a good person for that. And, like, Vic, you, Little Vic and you have called. Dude, that's our favorite party to go to. See, this is why it's hurting my heart. That's now, honestly, like, I'm gonna- dresses up. He does, I do a little competition for, like, the kids' costumes, and then the family costumes and then the adult costumes.
Starting point is 01:36:51 Like, I have different little things. I have stuff ready. I have a Halloween pignata for the kids. Like, I have a bar. tender. Yes. I thought I was pizza.
Starting point is 01:36:59 Last time at pizza. Yes. Mici chui. Yeah. I thought I was finally going to get invited this year. That's crazy. Irene,
Starting point is 01:37:05 don't even start. What? All the trumbles that Irene, and Jesus got you, you better put them on. You better put them on. I was like, yeah,
Starting point is 01:37:13 it was really excited. Yeah. I think all the traveling that we've been doing, we went to Vegas back to back, to back, going to London, all of that, it's gotten in my planning. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:37:21 And like, I need to give everything like my undivided attention. So hopefully. like I can make it up with the friends giving but I'm really sad about not having a Halloween party. I gotta break it to a little bit because he's always looking forward. Now when I talk to him? I promise you, I promise you
Starting point is 01:37:38 I was like okay about not doing it and then I remember like I talked to you about my Halloween party and you're like yeah me and little Vick are looking for us. Oh my God so I guess I just have to be emo it's okay though
Starting point is 01:37:53 be my okay I'll do a Halloween party. No. No. No. Even our friend Esther,
Starting point is 01:38:02 they just have a new baby. And she's like texting me. Yeah. She's texting me like, hey, so are you going to
Starting point is 01:38:07 have a Halloween party? I'm ignoring her text. Oh. Because I don't know how to tell her that I'm not having a Halloween party.
Starting point is 01:38:16 I think they got it. Yeah. They got it. It's a no. Why do I, I feel such guilt? And she keeps sniffing her the little ornaments
Starting point is 01:38:24 that I have that smell like Christmas. It feels so good. It's still Halloween time Angie, relax. No, I knew it. She does not care
Starting point is 01:38:31 about Halloween. She wants a Christmas time. All right. Pass it around because it smells really good. Right. Look, look in and pass it.
Starting point is 01:38:38 Look. Sniff, sniff, give. Sniff, give. Sniff and pass it. Smells good, huh? Oh, wow. Yeah. That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:38:44 Smells like Christmas. Smith.

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