Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep.80 (10/17/23)
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The all-new brown bag mornings
It's like we're riding in the back seat of your car
Don't make it right right here
Let's get back to more brown bag mornings
Power 106
Alay's number one for hip pop
What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill
Where are you from, Esed? Don't you know I'm local?
Where in the future you guys?
Yes, yes we are
And I don't like it. Why?
This is getting scary. Okay, I know that people that have
Teslas can have the little safe, like auto driving
self-driving feature.
Self-driving, whatever.
So jealous.
But what about a full self-driving
robot taxi?
Okay, that's what this new company,
Waymo, is now going to be doing in L.A.
It's called Waymo,
and it's essentially Uber or Lyft
except no driver in it.
Granted, the cars are really cool.
They're jaguars.
Vives.
Who doesn't want to be picked up in a jaguar?
But it will now be able to drive you
wherever you need to go
without a driver in the driver's seat.
It's just going to be you in the backseat.
I don't like it.
Okay.
For many reasons.
That's very, super weird.
So I went out to the bay a month ago.
They have it there.
They have it already. It's so weird.
I'm scared.
Like, it literally gave me goosebumps, and it gave a whole new meaning to ghost riding the whip.
Wow.
It deserves to be in the bay.
It definitely deserves to be in the way for that reason.
And that reason only.
So I believe we're trying to Phoenix.
In Phoenix.
So I was driving around and I'm like, who's in that car?
Who's behind me?
Like, it was way too many of the, and you're right.
It was like, the same exact company, Waymo.
Yeah.
And I was like, dude, this is weird.
I was like yelling at the car because I didn't know what to do.
But I can imagine if it picked me up.
Right.
I would just feel like who, am I safe?
Yeah.
Like, yeah.
Like, you can't even talk to nobody.
Yeah.
Right there.
Hey, there's right there.
Yeah.
What if it just starts going super fast?
Yeah.
What if it runs out of battery and then you're stuck?
It's funny because you guys are thinking like, what if the car?
I'm thinking like, what if they rob it?
What if they like, if there's no one in the front seat?
Can I steal the radio?
Like how hard?
How safe is the catalytic converter?
There's no driver into this car.
Can you know the music station?
I would have hoped so maybe on the app or something.
Because that'd be weird.
You've got to listen to music you don't like really and it's really loud and you're like, oh.
And there's nobody to complain to.
No one.
The only thing that I think this would work out in my favor for is a good prank of pulling up to a fast food restaurant and then then being like, no one's in the driver's seat.
And then you don't like those, there's videos all the time of people pranking drive-through people with no one in the front scene.
It's like, oh my God, is it a ghost?
And then you're in the back like, no, it's my way, well.
That's the only thing that I would think would be a good idea for this.
Or to have pets driving, driving, put on quote.
See, but that's where prank purposes.
Yeah.
This is real life happening.
If I get paranoid with a Tesla self-driving with a driver in the front.
And see, that at least someone's car that you know, there's a person sitting there in case everything.
Exactly.
This is just, it was to pick you up and there's no one in the front.
We ain't doing that.
No.
You guys wouldn't be down to try it.
I'm scared.
No.
Yeah, and then apparently, like you said, Vic, it's been in a couple cities.
It's started in Arizona.
It's been in San Francisco.
Bikers and people that are like on the road as well hate these cars so much.
They start putting orange cones to make it stop.
Because lo-key, these cars are like Mumbas or like those little Iro bots that like clean your house.
And if they see anything in for, they're all operated by sensors.
They got to stop, right?
So they're just putting, they're just like covering them with little orange with the cones.
So they move.
That's funny.
Also, I've seen like the same car.
drive around in circles.
I don't know if it was looking for drivers.
Oh, no.
So it's honestly creating Waymo traffic.
Waymo.
Oh, gosh.
And way more problems.
Circling the block.
That's crazy.
It was.
And I was like, dude, that's like such a waste.
Yeah.
Or, now that I'm thinking about it, you can't send it to circle a block to just see what's
going on over there.
To spy?
Not even to spy.
Like, hey, go check it over there.
See it was hot.
Spin the block.
I don't want to do it in my car.
Waymo, spin the block.
Yeah, exactly.
The homie Waymo?
Yeah.
What is 21 stage?
21 Savage stage is like,
circle around the block like there ain't a way to park.
Yeah, yeah.
We got to rewrite that.
We got to wrap that.
Black like it's Waymo.
Yeah, I'm afraid of that car already.
I don't know.
If this is where we're at right now,
yeah.
Where are we going to be in five years?
Yeah.
That also sucks for the Uber drivers.
Like,
they already are people that are like on their own grinding and hustling.
Yeah, there's that too.
Yeah.
Shout to all the Uber drivers.
They got to just team up and cone every waymo.
Yes.
This is like the self-checkout of Uber drivers.
Yeah.
I feel like if anything could get taxi drivers upset more, it's this.
They're already upset with Uber drivers.
Like, these random regulars just ride their own car in a carpool,
and now a sudden they get money.
And now it's like, now you don't even need a driver?
Oh, they're going to unite.
They replace the replacements.
Exactly.
Now Uber drivers and taxi drivers are going to.
The enemy and my friend, Doc.
They're going to tie their racks together.
A yellow taxi rag
And then a pink lift
Rag
SIMP
Or PIMP
SIP
Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip
Sip Sip Sip Sip Sip
Hi good morning
Shout out to A Sop Rocki for being in love
Why Maximo
For being in love?
Yeah
Being in love and for being expressive about it
I guess
Yes true that
I'm adorable for real
To that shout out to all the men that
Express their love
Yeah
Not like well I'm here aren't I
Freed in there
However
Damn
Rocky might be the
Flyest Simp we know
Why?
Because during the interview
He talked about
Rihanna's outfit
Thanks
During an interview
A lot photo
Because she looked fire right there
She looks sexy as f***
I love her braids
Oh that's your favorite outfit of hers right?
I remember that
Yeah
You know what though
She might have wore
Way better stuff
It's just I was there in person
And the
The outfit that he signed about
Is
is a green outfit that she wore.
I don't know where she wore it.
Okay.
Maybe while I talk about you can look up where she wore it.
Okay.
So they went out together.
They were on a red carpet and it was a cool, the blue outfit.
She has like braids.
Okay.
And so he's just like, dude, she could have worn anything else, anywhere else,
but the fact that I was there for this particular outfit and they had like cool little
Getty photos.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That makes this outfit, the outfit.
That's dope.
Yeah.
Because it's like, I guess he's admired her from afar, obviously, for a long time.
Yeah.
And then, I know, right?
It's called manifesting a woman.
Oh, for that long?
Yeah, yes.
Sometimes it takes a while.
He put the men in manifesting.
Exactly.
And then so, I guess now, like, he actually, like, attended an event with her, so that just becomes, like, his automatic, like, this is my favorite athlete.
It might have been, like, her crystal ball thing, her ball, like, she has her own little.
Her own, like that.
Yeah.
So, yeah, I mean, we'll find out soon.
That makes sense.
But, yeah, I guess he's being, you know, outwardly.
affectionate and telling the world.
Yes.
And even after he's seen her and he admired this,
he went to Jason of Beverly Hills
and had him make a ring of Rihanna
in that exact outfit.
How do you make a ring like this?
It stands up.
It's like if he has a statue of liberty on his finger.
Oh, like for real.
It's like he has a statue of liberty
just standing up on his finger, but it's Rihanna.
Yeah, we got to pick us on Brownback Mornings 106.
Yes.
Rihanna of Liberty.
That is actually really cool.
And it's really fly.
The ring is really fly.
I mean, it's a little, like, crazy.
It looks a little dangerous.
You can't reach in your pockets.
Definitely, that.
But it's 18-car gold.
It can stabs from 130 grams.
It looks like her.
It looks like her.
Yes.
It's fire.
That's cool.
I personally will probably put it on a necklace
because the ring just seems pretty impractical, but that's cool.
Seems very impractical.
Or it could work really well.
You need it for?
What are you needed for?
Whoa.
You can get creative, I guess.
Yeah.
Is this simp?
Or is this Pamp?
I would, I mean, it was...
He has Rihanna.
Yeah, it was...
That is pretty Pimp.
It could have been simp until he got the ring, and that makes it super Pimp.
I'm not going to lie.
Is it?
Yeah, that's...
He backed up his simping with, like, some spending, and that's pretty Pimp.
Yeah, with diamonds with gold.
Like, he spent money on that.
Jason and Beverly Hills, that's a real deal.
That's a pretty penny right there.
Pretty penny.
Yeah.
And a pretty girl.
That's right.
Right. Yeah, I'm gonna say Pimp.
PIM.
I'm still trying to figure out where they took this photo together.
Yeah, me too.
Me too.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, great.
All of us are.
Yeah.
If you're going to work and you're not prepped for whatever your work is.
I actually looked it up and I couldn't find it.
That's what I say.
It was a green dress.
Rihanna green dress.
It wasn't even green, dog.
Yes, it was like a teal green.
It's like a blueish green.
When you say green, I think of the top.
of...
No, when you say green on the radio, dog.
I think it's a forest green of money green.
I would have said money green.
Like grass green.
No, you say green, that's where everyone goes to.
It's like a teal green.
No one thinks teal green when you say...
No one thinks teal green when you say green, dog.
It's green though.
It's on a teal...
Oh my God.
Hey, what color is this, everybody?
Well, the radio can't see those.
That's blue.
That's teal.
Teal.
Yeah, it's like a light green.
Oh, I see which one now.
You say light.
light green
mint it's actually
mint it's actually
yeah
we're all wrong thank you Mick
mint is a great word
okay mint that gives people
like a very clear
photo in their minds
in this dress she was wearing
it was mint
they were at the British
fashion awards
oh there are at the British
fashion awards December 2nd
2019 that's the first time
they hit the red carpet together
so that's why
It's like a special moment for him.
Okay, that makes a lot more sense.
Yeah, wouldn't be so cool in the story?
Yeah, okay.
Well, it is in the story now.
Thank you.
I did great at your job.
I know.
You did.
Take it.
I'm down.
Get out of here.
All right.
That was.
That was.
Cool in with the homies.
Yesterday.
Sci-fi went to so rancho.
So yesterday.
You get it, Angie?
Yeah, yeah.
No way.
You got it, too?
in Spanish. He got the explosive diarrhea.
Yeah. I hope you know yesterday.
I got some D.N.
At first, I was like
half-sleepy. That's your not coming into work.
I was sick. I know. He was
extremely sick. It's crazy how he only be sick for one day.
Yo, I swear,
I was tripping out. I thought I had the vid.
Yeah. And I was like, nah, I can't.
And so our lovely
friend over here, Big is like, yeah,
he had violent diarrhea. It's explosive diarrhea,
but he made yours violent. Yours come, it's crimes.
This all makes sense now.
I was confused.
I looked at them and I was like,
you know what I'm going to sleep.
But then I woke up and I was like,
what were they saying?
When they said,
are you pepto or what?
No,
they were like,
get better with your explosives.
Isn't that so funny?
I just thought it would be so funny.
You know what's funny?
And it was?
My brother even called me.
You see?
Are you all right?
Are you all right?
Diary never kept me home.
I just like,
that's just way,
a way better story than like,
my head hurt.
No,
it was my head hurt, bro.
I know, but it's not funny.
Like, you know, everybody's head hurts a little bit.
Violin diarrhea?
No, that's a story.
Yeah, that is a story.
Everybody can picture it in their head right now.
Everybody feels it in their stomach.
Like, ooh.
It was like, hey, Mike Simals aren't here today.
He's sick.
All right.
Hey, Max Mills on here today.
He has explosive diarrhea.
Yes.
And you get sympathy, you know?
You wouldn't have got those calls if I would have said, oh, my head hurts.
Exactly.
Yeah.
So you're welcome.
You're all going.
It was in my head hurt.
All right.
Okay.
Move on.
However.
Yesterday I was scrolling
And then I came across this video
Of Robert Irwin
And I didn't know who Robert Irwin was exactly
But he looked very familiar
You guys didn't know by the last name?
No
No but it's just it doesn't say like
Oh this is Robert Irwin
When I'm scrolling
You know what I'm saying?
You didn't tell by his face?
No I could tell because he looked familiar
You can't tell by short size?
Yes no I just I scroll across
And then I'm like oh
That's the kid all grown up
You know
And the kid all grown up and the kid
all grown up is Steve Irwin's son
Robert. All right peace to you.
And he was with a little baby
turtle. He was so cute.
A little baby turtle. He was putting them back. This is his big
soft side lady. Yeah, he was putting them back
and like, and then he had a whole story
and I was like, yo, this really
wore my heart. I got to play the audio for you guys.
This is one of the highlights
of my entire life and one of the most
special moments ever
for Australia Zoo.
This is the very first
Alsea Erwin I, Irwin's
turtle ever hatched for any zoological facility anywhere in the world.
This species is a turtle that Dad originally discovered out in the wild.
And for the first time, we've got a little baby.
And right now, he's going to get his first swim in a brand new pond.
This is a little slice of the wild.
Let's get him in the water.
There you go.
Oh, crocodile hunters!
It's just so surreal.
And all the stories from Dad.
Please don't mess up.
Please don't mess up the moment.
What?
Please don't call Steve Irwin and the crocodile hunting.
Yes.
What are you talking about?
Yohly.
Why?
Okay.
You're not a crocodile hunter?
Yeah.
Okay.
What do you guys call?
I don't know.
Steve Irwin.
This is the kid's video ever of water.
Yeah.
A little crazy.
Turtle.
Yeah.
Okay.
So it's so funny because we were in the room and then Vic,
Vic is getting so many like, like it reveals in his life at that moment.
He's like, hey, did you guys know,
Steve Irwin had a son.
And did you know that
his son is doing the same thing
that he did?
And we're like, yeah,
he also has a daughter
that does the same thing.
He does?
Yay!
I did not know that.
They had two kids, fools.
Him and the wife
had two kids.
And then both the kids,
like, first,
I think that the daughter
might be older
because I've seen her do
some of this stuff.
But it doesn't matter
until a dude does it.
But the son looks so much
like his dad.
He says,
talks just like his dad,
cricky, all that cool stuff.
And it's so cute
that his dad had
discovered.
like an endangered turtle or whatever
and then his son is the one
that is breeding it and now
making sure that population is gone.
Yeah, that's cute. It's cute on, yeah. My dad would be so proud.
Yeah.
Continuing the legacy.
Yes.
Is it like a sea turtle? It's a type of turtle that his dad
discovered. It was like an
endangered type of turtle. It's a sea turtle. Yeah. That was my question.
Yeah, it's a turtle from the sea. But one that's endangered.
It's water in the streams.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, yeah.
There's so damn.
You didn't know who
No, so while we were on break
I had to Google who Steve Irwin was
What I'm not?
I'm my old crocodile fool
I get it, I know who he is
Put some respect on his name
I know who he is
He wrestled the crocodiles and he died by a stuery
Yeah, Steve I know who he is
But I just didn't know his name
Crocodile fool
The crocodile fool
I just liked him because he would go into like
The jungles and then he would be like
You see this spider
Like he would tell you which
Which ones are cool, which was your eye.
He always had like some kind of animals hanging on him.
He was the definition of wholesome.
Yes.
Like it's just no bad bone in his body.
He would just love.
He was really like just ultimate.
Loved animals.
You know they say that Australian accents are the top act like most attractive accent in the world.
I agree.
No way.
Are you attracted right now?
I mean, not to his son.
Cricky.
But Sir, Sir, Australian.
I'm like, oh hey, what's up?
Like which ones?
Big year.
No, no, no.
her either.
Like which Aussies?
The boys in five six of the summer.
Oh.
Oh, they're Australian?
Yeah, they're Australian.
I don't know that.
I think Margo Robbie's Australian.
Yes.
Oh, yeah, she is.
Yeah, she is.
That's the lady and Barbie.
Yeah, Barbie girls.
Okay, but let's move back to.
Yeah.
Robert Irwin.
Robert Irwin.
I wonder why he didn't call Steve Jr.
Stevie.
Robert is actually Steve's middle name.
Oh.
Wow.
Wow.
See, I've learned anything to do.
My heart.
Just playing a little bit, like, let's hear his little audio.
Because when we hear him, we hear his dad.
One of the highlights of my entire life and one of the most special moments ever.
Ever.
This is the very first Alsea Irwin I, Irwin's Turtle, ever hatched.
That's so cute.
Irwin's Turt.
They called him.
Yeah, they called him an Irwin Turtle.
Because they discovered it.
Irwin's turtle ever hatch in the water.
Hatched.
Criced.
Look,
also shout out to our guy Fern.
Our guy Fern that works here,
like OG in the game.
Yeah.
He just sent the most crazy explosive diarrhea
gifts to our group chat.
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
I did not have that Fern just
just let you know.
I would let you know.
Hey, it's okay, Maximo.
You don't have to be a shame of your diarrhea.
Yeah, it happens.
Would you tell someone
that you had explosive diarrhea in a day?
Oh, I would.
I would say.
I would tell my mom.
But if I,
she couldn't smell it.
I just made it.
I would say maybe, but like if I was at home,
not if I was coming to work,
because I feel like you guys were looking at me funny,
how we were looking at my family.
Yeah, because remember that one time
you had a stain back there and we're like, well,
I didn't have a spain,
but you guys got me good.
And you have,
you've been to work with diarrhea.
Yeah.
It's called being a trooper.
All right.
A trooper pooper.
Okay, we have shout-offs.
What's up, Irene?
Here we have, um,
Stephanie, Corona, and Perez, Newvey,
wanted us to wish.
them a happy belated birthday.
Happy belated birthday.
Girls!
You can't be underscore me.
Wanted us to shout out her new girls
who listen to us every morning.
She didn't give me their names, but shout out to them.
I know.
Shout out to you can't be me's babies.
Katie Caraballo and her boys,
Gabrielle, Ezekiel, and Daniel
listen to us every morning.
They wanted us to say good morning to them.
Good morning.
Good morning to you and your Bible name
Dang, if someone with a Bible name
is bad at school
Like Jesus
Like, oh, yeah, like Jesus
Like Ezekiel, if Ezekiel's bad, Ezekiel, come on
Get it together, bro, you're in the Bible.
Yeah.
You know what's funny?
When I worked at an elementary school,
all the kids with Bible names were the worst ones.
They needed Jesus the most?
Wait, what?
They needed Jesus the most.
I guess.
They think Bible names, and that's the only name they go to.
Chewy.
Yeah, that's my brother.
Jesus, yeah.
And then we have Zuli who wants us to shout out her baby girl, Eliana, who just turned four.
Hi, Eliana.
Oh, happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
She just turned for you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that's all the shoutouts I have for today.
Oh, yay.
Shout to them.
It's going to be hot again.
I know.
Let's get ready.
It's going to be really, really hot.
And what's making me upset about it is these damaskils are not going to go away until it gets cold again.
supposedly they hibernate
I'm always thinking because they go away when it's cold
and where's the nest?
Yeah, I want to find it
and we're like to kill it.
And like always, like clearly we're having
a crazy infestation.
You know what I saw about the OC
that they actually have people that are tasked
with going and inspecting different neighborhoods
where the mosquitoes might be
and helping like remove like still water
because that's where they breathe
and all that at the OC.
Wow, they hadn't been in my neighborhood.
Probably like an Irvine or something like that.
Yeah. But they had little signs
Like, hey, because I guess West Now was, like the mosquitoes there had the West now.
Oh, yeah.
We actually did get a notice.
Be careful.
At least a little bit about that.
Found in this neighborhood or whatever.
Now I'm all itchy.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm so scratching myself.
Yes, we do.
Bro, they are going in on Luisito and I feel so bad for this kid.
I literally stay up just sitting down, waiting for a mosquito to come through and like hit it.
Yeah.
To terminate it?
to turn. And I will not stop
until I get one. Because if you're going to get some blood
on me, I'm going to get it back in blood.
Okay?
That's the business. Yeah.
And so, yeah, he's getting all
over his face. He has like...
On his face? Yes, they get him. Because I promise you,
I feel sorry for these kids. Because I
have them fully wrapped up in like
long sleeve pajamas. You've seen NG.
Like their Christmas pajamas, they're wearing them right now.
Yeah, I love it. Yeah, because they're not
going to get big. They got mitts. So like the mosquitoes.
Yeah, the one with the footsees and everything.
They got the newborn mitts
With the push ice team?
Yes
I need
I need a push ice team
Because the get
The mosquito got smart
It got them in the face
For some reason
I thought mosquitoes would not hit you on the face
Or like they do
Because when you're knocked out
Boom
Easy target
Yeah
They know you're knocked out
Damn
But it's okay
Well that's neither you're not
If you're having the mosquito problem
Same same same
Same bro
All right
Let's get into Word on World On World's Crand
Word on
Rosecrans.
Soldier Boy is tired of Lil Yadi's existence.
Okay?
Lil Yadi was mining his business, doing some shopping, and he was asked about his early
use of Twitch, Twitch streaming.
And he said he was the first rapper to do something.
Lil Yadi said that?
Yeah.
And then Soldier Boy was not having...
That's like summoning Soldier Boy.
Literally.
First rapper, do what?
What?
Here he comes.
My bad signal.
Listen to Liljati's innocent claims of being the first rapper to do something.
Louis Yaddy Sitcho
Oh wait, hold on
Sorry
I was the first rapper to streamer
2017
For anyone
There was no streaming
Twitchway didn't even popping
I was on Twitch
It was me and Post Malone
Che check it
No one was on Twitch before
Me
I would think I was there before
Post Malone
But it was us
The only rapper is yes
Seven years ago
Can I just
Yeah
Because I remember something called
You stream
Yes
Okay but he was just being
specific to Twitch
Well, first he said stream and then he went to Twitch.
Exactly.
Then he said 2017.
And then also Lil Yadi is what, like maybe 24, 25.
So in his mind, nothing matters before him.
Before that ever happened.
He's going to learn a day.
He going to learn a day.
Soldier Boy, what's up?
So Soldier Boy caught wind of this.
He didn't call out Soldier Boy or anything.
But like Letty said, pretty much summoned him by saying he was the first rapper to do something.
And this was his reaction.
Louis Yatti sit your b*** down.
Drake.
Drake.
I don't know what Drake had to do with it.
You got to get on my fucking nerve.
You wasn't the first dude's shit.
There was so much more, but he was cursing so much.
He was pissed.
Yeah, he was upset.
It's like it was ear tingles.
And he said, I'm the first.
And he's just like, oh.
The boy's done so much.
He's crazy.
And he didn't even, like, explain anything.
Like, he didn't say I was the first rapper to stream or anything.
He just said, I'm just getting so tired of you.
he couldn't hold himself
he couldn't even get to his point
you know it's funny though
Drake is who I remember
being on Ustream
yeah
yeah he would play his music on Ustream
yeah Ustream
yeah it was part of the kids
back in the day
there was a thing called Ustream
I know it was like stupid like oh wow
you stream duh that's obvious
yeah yeah that's the website
where like you go and you stream
boom
yeah but Solja boy was not having it at all
and he went after Loliati
and I don't think Loliadis is insane
because obviously he's a pretty peaceful guy
and pretty chill
And all the Soldier boys right.
Yeah, he don't want that heat from soldier.
Yeah, he wants that smoke.
Big Soldier.
Mm-hmm.
Big Draco.
All right, look, DJ Khalid gave us an update on the story behind the legendary meme.
Congratulations.
You played yourself.
So a few years ago, DJ Callow was doing an episode of sneaker shopping, and he talked about he was missing, like, five pairs of shoes.
And he felt like somebody close to him might have taken them from him.
Listen to this.
Nice.
I'm listening.
There's five sneakers missing.
Really?
Yes. I hope it's none of my friends.
So he said it. I hope it's none of my friends.
Like he was just like, man, like he was pretty sad about it.
Right.
So he recently went back on the same show and was asked to give an update on the whole situation
because Khalid said he was going to do a street investigation.
And he was going to get to the bottom of it.
But here's the update on the situation.
Nah, be honest with you, man.
Like, it breaks my heart.
Like, no, like you really making me.
Sorry.
I like to move forward.
I don't even like this combo.
I'm sorry.
But this really breaks my heart.
And we couldn't really pinpoint who did it, but I have an idea.
Really?
Yeah.
And I don't want that idea to be in my head.
So that was.
So he didn't even say who it was.
Kind of inconclusive, but I think he kind of, he pretty much knows.
He knew.
He didn't want to talk about it.
His heart's broken, though.
Exactly.
Broke his heart.
Well, thank you for that.
Damn.
So that's how he came up with.
Congratulations.
I actually never knew that.
I just, I thought it was just something he would say all the time.
Wait, so what part did he say it?
Congratulations.
Like, why did he say it?
Yeah.
Because he was talking about how that guy stole five sneakers from him.
So that guy played himself.
He said, whoever took these congratulations.
Who doesn't have a, like, who hasn't been on Cowlid's album?
It has to be whoever that is.
No, I think it was like somebody.
Internally.
Sorry.
I'm over here being technical.
Yeah.
No, it was definitely, like, somebody close to him in, he said,
It broke his hot.
Damn.
Yeah.
So, yeah, that was an update on.
Congratulations.
You played yourself.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
This iPad has been playing me all day.
This is a be real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, S?S.
Don't you know I'm local?
Okay, if you were stressed out over getting your taxes done yesterday in California,
you're stressed out over nothing.
Oh, yeah.
At noon, they are.
apparently announced that the tax deadline
was pushed a month to November
16th which is good
but not if you were tripping like Andrew
was tripping my whole Sunday
I was looking through papers doing math
adding my miles all that stuff
just so I can find out that it's
pushed back and I think
like that's a lot of people too when you know there's
a test coming up and then you're just kidding
yeah exactly
I was like just trying to find all the receipts
sending all my mom all the bank statements I'm like
can we do this one for 2020
I have to go back a lot of years.
It's a whole thing.
It's a whole thing.
But I hit her, I'm like, hey mom, is it pushed for all of us?
And she's like, yeah, it's pushed until November 16.
So apparently this is because of all of the disaster declarations that have happened throughout the year
because of the floods and the storms and all of that.
Apparently, 55 of California's 58 counties have four extra weeks to complete their tax return forms.
Only Lassen, Modak, and Shasta counties, which I've never heard of.
Shasta?
That's cool.
In the far north, do not qualify.
But we qualify, you guys.
And you really don't have to do anything because it's your address that's going to, like, when it goes to the IRS.
They're in that little zone.
So we're in the zone, you guys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thank God.
I wish I knew this on Sunday.
You guys, I really, I know.
This gets me so bad.
But with the IRS, it's like, I want you to do it.
And then I'll tell you how much time you have.
They want you to sweat it out.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I got a text from my tax guy.
Shout out Ivan.
And he texts me.
It was around noon or one.
And then I was like, oh, no, I got to do my text.
I totally forgot.
And then he's like, hey, great news.
We're extended.
I was like, ooh.
Yeah.
I was set an appointment for like two.
That is really great news.
Yeah.
That's good news too.
That's like when you're getting, when you don't want to go somewhere and someone
cancels and you're like, yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I wasn't really stressed about it, but I'm happy to hear it.
Yeah.
Because you were already not going to do it.
I was like, damn it.
I'm screwed.
Oh, well.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Exactly.
I know you.
You know people like you.
So Hillary, the hurricane,
Hillary.
Oh, thank you, Hillary.
Thank you.
Yes, you're giving us these mosquito problems, but, you know what?
All the Hillary's.
You also gave us those four weeks, the four extra weeks.
That's right.
Yeah, I have tax deadline vibes.
I was thinking of Travis Scott well.
And I had met him when he was really, really, like, up and coming, right?
I remember it was at like a BET hip-Hipop Awards.
They have like a radio role where they fly in a bunch of radio stations and to do a bunch of interviews.
with the artist that are at the award show
and knew who he was, but I knew
what he was. Of course he did. Because I listened
to Al Farrow.
Did he wrote it? Oh. No, no, no. That was
way, that Al Farrow was his first tape that he dropped
under T.I. Which is the truth.
Travis Scott is T.I. is artist.
Yeah. What?
T.I. had Travis Scott and Iggy.
Yeah. Yeah. I'm never
going to forgive T.I. For giving us Iggy.
But he also gave us
Travis Scott.
No, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's true. It's true.
It's out, yeah.
Yeah.
It's funny because sometimes they give you papers.
Like they call him one sheets and that's like information on the artist you're about to interview.
Yeah.
And I was like, I don't need this paper.
Like I know who he is.
He saw that and he just rushed up to me and hugged me and he spun me in the radio.
Because he was so happy somebody knew who he was and then look at him now.
Wow.
And that's why low key he follows me on Twitter.
Yeah.
Oh, you're so cool.
That's so cool.
Wow.
But in those moments, I'm like, dang, he's selling out.
Sofi, that's so awesome.
And to this day for me,
one of his concerts was
top three favorite concerts of mine of all time.
Really? He has a lot of energy.
When he was with Young Thug on tour
and I was in the Mosh Pit with everybody.
Everyone was like going crazy
and I honestly thought the Novo floor
was going to collapse of how much it was shaking.
Actually, there was a moment I stopped
because I got tired and then I was like,
it's going to collapse.
And there's this dude that was just like elbowing me
and then we high-fived each other at the end.
I have this top 10 list, okay?
All right.
Of the strangest pumpkin spice items of 2023.
All right.
Do you guys want to guess any?
Yes.
Go ahead.
Pumpkin spice.
Jello.
Sox.
Pumpkin socks?
You're crazy.
No jello, no socks on this.
Spice.
Like a seasoning.
Wow.
What?
What?
Actually, let's do that right now.
No.
We need to do that.
Pumpkin spice spice?
Yeah.
No, it's just spice.
No.
But it's pumpkin spice.
spice.
Angie, I get it and I like it.
Let's work on it.
This is the same as, what did you say?
Football ball or whatever?
Yes.
Like this makes no sense.
No, you can just stop at
pumpkin spice.
Yesterday, the selfie nude made sense.
Okay.
And now to David.
Angie, I'm with you on this.
Let's do pumpkin spice spice.
You can put it on your carnazada.
You can put it season it anything.
It's just pumpkin spice.
You don't have to say the spice spice spice.
Yes.
But it's pumpkin spice spice.
Angie.
Angie.
You're the.
Best thing ever.
That's ever happening.
They don't matter like you matter.
It's about marketing you guys.
Yeah.
Yeah, because you're going to be like pumpkin spice spice.
Yeah.
You just could stop when you say it.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I need it right now.
I need it in my spice rack.
Oh my God.
Yeah, pumpkin.
Okay.
Top 10.
All right.
Number 10.
Pumpkin spice spam.
Not going to lie, I never had spam in my life.
And I'm glad.
Shout out to my parents.
Pumpkin spice cup of noodles.
That's okay.
Pumpkin spice toilet paper
What?
Hey yo
Wait how does that
That's cute
How does that?
That probably hurts
It's a real
It's a new hemorrhoid cream
Oh
Who's gonna know what it
What it tastes like
Well they're gonna know how this next one is
Pumpkin spice lube
Is number seven
Pumpkin spice butter
Okay
That sounds good
Pumpin spice deodorant
If any of you comes in
with pumpkin spice deodorant
No, actually that sounds cool.
My arms would be up.
I just smell like,
but I feel like the spice part of pumpkin spice is like irritating.
Yeah, I feel like it would burn.
It's like the big reds.
Oh, yeah.
Did you ever try to blow a bubble with a big red and like made your eyes water because it burned your tongue?
Oh, they should make a pumpkin spice.
No, nobody.
No, I did it.
No, I was just a fan of Big Red.
I love Big Red.
Yeah, me too.
I like how much it was spicy.
But you can't, you can't make a bubble.
Yeah.
Yeah, try it.
Yeah.
And they want your eyes water?
Think of me.
Okay.
Pumpkin spice mac and cheese.
All right.
For all the kiddies out there.
Pumpkin spice cat litter.
Your cat probably,
oh, your cat hates you already.
Your cat's like, dude.
People are, why?
Who's crazy?
Look, somebody's, you have to think,
somebody's buying this stuff
for it to be on the list.
Yeah, supply and demand for sure.
That's why this pumpkin spice spice might work, Angie.
Pumpkin spice cough drops.
Okay.
I can see that word.
Yeah.
Number one.
Number one.
And shout out to Tito, Lobby level.
Number one level.
Top 10 strangers pumpkin spice items with 2023.
Pumpkin spice.
Salmon.
Leave salmon alone.
Too-faced.
No.
It's not even on the list.
That would be not bad.
But if it's number one, that means it's selling.
Yeah.
That's wild.
Let's go buy it.
I feel like I can buy it at Sprout.
Selling in the Midwest.
For sure.
Is that what you ate?
And that's why you ate it.
you had explosive.
I even remixed
Explosive.
West Coastian.
Yeah.
I love that.
She did.
Made a hip-hop.
I live.
Keep in here.
We have the homie
help line on the way.
Which homie
are we helping this morning?
We're hoping the home girl.
We're hoping.
We're hoping.
Alicia.
Her boyfriend is being
sketchy and we're going to
find out why next.
Oh my gosh.
Sketchy boyfriend.
It's not around the holidays.
Yeah.
That's usually when it happens.
Factsia.
Really? Let's talk about it next.
Parano 6.
You need a homie or need some help?
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean phone line.
We got you for the homie help line.
I would just like to add before we go into this.
That was a great job by you, sci-fi.
To go into that, that sweep.
You guys, I always talk issue about sci-fi, but he did a great job.
However, I wanted to talk in front of that.
But it's okay.
It's okay.
But he can't read my mind.
One day he will.
I still want to talk.
in front of it.
Go ahead.
But it's just to vent.
But it's because I'm seriously heartbroken.
And parents, you'll understand.
What is it?
Yesterday, Luis gave me zero stars.
He rates you?
Yeah, he said.
He's never rated me ever.
But yesterday, he told me, Mom, you have zero stars.
Yeah.
Why?
Okay, so it was dinner time.
And I was making salmon.
I know that dish we all love to make.
I was making salmon.
And he liked salmon.
I knew Horito don't like salmon.
and then I'm the mom that takes your order.
It's not, hey, you're going to eat whatever I make you.
It's like, hey, I know you don't like this,
so let me try to make you something that you do like.
So Jorgeo likes chicken, so I make Horito chicken,
and I make Luis salmon because Luis loves salmon,
and I like that he likes salmon.
That's cool, that's good.
But for some reason, he was,
what are they saying in Spanish?
He had his monos?
Yeah, yeah.
That really means just like, I don't know what that.
He put on both.
Yeah, he had his mood.
He and his mood.
All his terras with me.
So I made him the salmon and just like me.
And then he was like, no, this has no sauce.
And the salmon has sauce.
And I was like, no, it's marinated puppy.
And he's like, no, it has no sauce.
So apparently while I was gone, Hoare had made them a terriaki salmon.
Oh.
So he was now expecting the terriaki on his salmon.
And I'm like, well, nobody told him.
He's like, yes, mom, the sauce.
But to me, I'm like, it's marinated, fool?
Yeah.
And so I'm like, okay, what do I do?
And so I was looking through our covers and I found.
found the terriaki sauce and then I'm like okay I put the
teriyaki sauce on him while I was putting
the terriaki sauce one of the
drops of terriaki hit his finger
and he's like mom my finger
is not the chicken he calls salmon chicken
please is that he's four yourself
and he's like mom
and then he just went to the court like he
gets mad and he goes to the corner he doesn't talk to you
okay and then so I follow him
because I'm mom and I don't want him to feel bad
and I was like what's wrong how can I fix it
you seem sad and he's like mom
you have zero stars
you didn't he's like you didn't make food correctly you have zero stars and I was like oh my god I've never had zero stars in my life
I am like grading class what's going on and so I'm like how do I fix it how do I fix it he's like I want I want
terriaki chicken and by that time everyone had ate their food like at that time like horito finishes food
we even like I was like all right eating while trying to help him um so he's like I want chicken and rice
and I want my family to sit while I eat and I was like well this kid is asking for a lot
Yes, they're spoiled.
Yes, I know it would never fly at your house.
The chancla would have been out.
As soon as he said,
Mommy has zero.
What?
What do you have zold?
I got burnt to you.
So we ended up making him chicken with the terriaki and the rice.
And we put it in a bowl.
He didn't like that was in a bowl.
He wanted it in a plate, like how his other food was in a plate.
This is a lot, you guys.
It is a lot.
But I need this time.
I need this time because no one else understands the stuff that I go through, the suffering.
So I put it in a bowl.
I put it in a play.
At that point, he's back in the room.
Back in the room under the covers.
Mom has zero stars.
I don't want to talk to anybody.
I ended up feeding him while he was in bed, like here, little by little scoves.
And you know what it is too.
You know in his bed?
And I'm like, here.
And he finished it all.
Oh, my.
Did he have his iPad?
He finished it all.
And then I was like, can I get a star?
He's like, I can I get one star?
Yeah.
Can I get one star?
Can you please talk?
my Yelp review.
He just looked at me, he turned around.
So I've yet to see what stars I have.
Dang.
Kids don't do that to you.
Kids don't roll your life, just me?
No.
No?
We couldn't be you, my C-O-W?
No, not me.
Okay.
Maybe my girl, yeah.
Yeah.
Max, he kind of has a control of her.
Yeah.
Not me.
I'll be like.
He got mind control?
Yeah.
He does his little smile or like this fake cry he does.
And then it works.
I'm just like,
yeah, right.
Yes, I know what I'm going to get together.
I don't know.
why it works with me because I just don't want to see them upset and I just feel like I got to fix it
and I got to help him and I got to do soft parenting and I'm like hey okay let's talk about it
you are crouched in the corner you seem sad what do you feel that is so you right you see it
and I can imagine we sito sad in the corner like facing the wall my heart I knew it I would probably
be the same thing I would just buy him something though you guys I want another star I've never wanted to
Start so bad.
Okay.
Now we can get to Homey HelpLine.
I just had to vent out there.
And parents, I don't know.
If you got through your little soft air stage with your kids, I'm not there yet.
I know, I know, I know.
All right.
Check this out.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the Homie Helpline.
Alicia got a sketchy boyfriend.
She just had to DM us.
He'd probably be DMing other girls.
All right.
What?
I don't know.
I haven't read through all.
Yeah, let's see.
You already call it?
Sounds like it.
Okay, look.
She sent us a DM and said,
Hey, Brownback.
My name is Alicia and I need help.
Not sure if I'm overthinking it.
My boyfriend and I have been fighting because he won't say he loves me in front of his family.
Red flag, red flag.
Is it?
Yes.
Yeah, that's weird.
Whenever I end a call with I love you, he just says goodbye when he's in front of them.
However, when we're together, he tells me I love you all the time.
Oh, my God.
There's like this Destiny Child song that reminds me of this.
Say my name, say my name.
If families around you, say baby, I love you.
You ain't running games.
I love it.
So she said, we've been together going on a year, but he says he's not ready to tell his family that he loves me, though.
I don't understand what he's waiting for and why he would do this.
All my friends say, if he can't say these words in front of his family, then I should break up with him.
Because the relationship.
Whoa.
Sorry.
That is much?
Because the relationship is going nowhere.
I'm sad and confused and don't know what to do.
That's what I want to do.
Say your girl's name.
Say you love her.
Who cares if your mom's there and your mom's a little hater?
I don't know.
There's somebody in this room that was triggered.
I was very triggered.
No one is around you.
Say baby, I love you.
Angie, what is happening?
He doesn't say he loves you?
No, he does all the time
to his family
He doesn't
I don't
Oh
You swear
Lettie
I'm gonna be saying that
In front of my parents
But you love him
I do but
My parents
No
It's weird
What
Why is it different
Because my parents
And my parents have never
See me like this
Yeah
So they can
Believe me
They've been waiting for this moment
And it's weird
They probably think you're like
You need this
Actually they probably think
You'd be running game
No
But it's happened
Like literally
we'll be on the phone and he'll say tell me that
and he's like
Tell me that. Tell me what?
Tell me what? That.
That. Yeah.
That.
Adjee, you got to commit.
I am committed. I met his parents already.
Yeah.
I am committed.
Okay. So first of all, you take phone calls
like in a salon with everybody or what?
Sometimes.
Yeah. And not just phone calls.
FaceTime soon.
You take FaceTime?
Oh, wow.
Oh, it's real.
You're going to marry.
Okay, but then he says, I love you.
Yeah.
And then I'm like, cool.
me too. Bye. Why you so awkward?
Does he that matter you? No, but he gets that I'm not like that.
Marcus 818. 520.
Marcus, we have yet to hear your side of the story. You hear what she's saying.
Is this Marcus?
Wait, hold on. Is Marcus Elysia?
Are you Alicia?
Oh, I know. Read it again. Read it again.
But as a guy saying it. Say Marcus. All right.
Hey, brown bag. My name is Marcus and I need help.
Not sure from overthinking it
But my girlfriend
And I have been fighting because she won't say
She loves me in front of her family
Whenever I end a call with
I love you, she just says goodbye
When she's in front of them
Angie, that's so messed up
However, when we're together
She tells me she loves me all the time
You do huh
I do
Your girl
All my friends say
If she can't say these words in front of her family
Then I should break up with her
That's crazy
Because this relationship is going nowhere
I'm sad and confused
and don't know what to do
Can you tell me why she won't say
I love you in front of her family?
Yes, Angie, because I'm shy.
Should I end this relationship or stick it out?
I need help.
What am I missing?
Okay, I think I have a little bit of like
If at least this is Angie, I understand.
Poor Alicia.
Because even in Angie's family,
they don't talk to each other like that.
We don't. I don't even see.
I love you too, Mom.
So I think that she's that way with him
but that's not the way of the family.
So that's why it feels weird to say
in front of them. Thank you.
But it's like a mob.
This is not the way of the family.
It's family doesn't have a boo.
It's true.
It's true.
Yeah. Because I'm like, I would never do that.
But also, you see how I am with a family all the time, even if I get zero stars.
All right.
Let's help this.
We help me.
Alicia and Marcus.
They both need some help.
What would you do if your boo never said I love you in front of their family?
That's wild.
Crazy.
or are you the person like
Angie that doesn't say it and we want to know why
and how weird awkward
I mean for Alicia I think maybe
because his family would
start to get suspicious because he probably has
like a real family and
she needs help all right
she's getting concerned she thinks it's a red
flag her friends are telling her
her friend's saying break it what on girl leave him
leave him he's embarrassed to you
exactly
he has a secret family doesn't be your sweater one day
he can't even say he loves you in front of her
yeah he can't even say with his chest
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
And then someone
over here.
Someone was.
In the room.
Who? Irene?
No, you, Angie.
You have me.
Y'all are cold.
Why?
Angie wants that I love you
to her man.
In front of my family.
Yeah, because it's weird.
It's awkward.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
We as he also won't introduce him
to her family.
I know.
Angie, it's okay to love out loud.
Actually, he met my sister,
so that's the thing.
L-O-L-L-L-L-L-A-L-L-L-A.
My cousin.
That's all that counts, right?
I always tell everybody.
You're not going to meet everybody.
You're going to meet my sister.
It's the only one that matters after that.
It's like baby steps.
Excuse me.
I feel like your parents matter.
No, no, no, no.
Because it's like you're not going to...
That goes into a whole different topic.
But yeah, it's just you're just going to be my sister and that's it.
No.
Okay, for me, no, it's just baby steps like little by little.
Eventually, he will meet my parents.
Wait, seven years?
Y'all are playing the game wrong.
You got to desensitize your family.
Bring around every single person.
Oh, my God.
Great generation.
They don't care no more.
Building it up too much to like you meet him and then what this.
work out and they're like
exactly desensitize that
who is this curse matter you know it doesn't matter
you just meet them just be nice to him
damn
that's guy mask
I know I know exactly
that's what Big was saying that he says I love you to
every girl and you already met all his family
yeah he did actually
so are you the one that's been
he loves you with his chest
yeah he does he said it out loud to his mom too
wow
he walks in the house
I love this one
It was like her
It was like her mom's birthday too right?
Yeah it was like
Mom is your birthday but I love her
You stole her thudgeoned
This is my new woman mom
Oh my God
I told you I couldn't get a girlfriend mom
I wasn't lying
Yeah I told you she's not imaginary mom
I told you I didn't pay a subscription
Yeah
She doesn't come by the hour
Oh my gosh
So what's gonna happen if his mom is sitting next to him
and then he says it and then
he told it
oh
and then she hears
and she's like
I don't know you guys
oh
that's not for nothing
why won't she say it
but he knows me
he knows it's just weird
he knows how I am
yeah
he knows what he got into
I'm his problem
I've said it many times
he knows yeah he knows
what he got into
hey Marcus
respect yourself bro
that's on business
that's all business
Come on.
All right. A.C., who's on the line, Mamasita?
We have Cassie from Riverside on line one.
All right, Cassie. Cassie, good morning, Cassie.
Good morning.
Cassie, are you laughing at us?
No.
Oh, are you sad at us?
No.
Oh, okay.
You're just tired?
Well, wake up!
Talk to us.
What do you think about this whole situation, Mamasita?
So, if it was me, I would either think, one, he's ashamed of loving me, or, or
he has another girl that their family knows about.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
They're still dealing with like those issues of like the girl that you used to know the family.
Yes.
And he loved her.
Exactly.
And they probably love her.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And Angie, and I know there's two different stories going here.
Yeah, yeah.
In my situation, they've never met.
Never met.
That's not me.
Yeah.
That's a good way to note it.
And that's probably what the girls' home girls are.
scene? Yeah, right. Because this is a girl
actually, right? Alisa. Alisa.
All right, who else you got, baby girl?
We have Jose from Burbank on line
5. All right, Jose. Good morning, Jose.
What's up, Jose? What up, Brownberg?
How are you, puppy? Good morning.
What's up? All right, so
I'm in a similar situation to Alicia
and Marcus.
You are Alicia and Marcus.
Exactly. I was kind of putting myself in the shoes
and you guys are talking about it. But I'm California married
like Maximo.
Hey.
So you've been married?
So you've been wondering for a long time, and she still hasn't said, I love you in front of her family.
Yeah, these are the checklets to be California married.
You've got to be together for more than two years.
You got to live together, and you can't be married and have a kid.
Thank you.
You do have a kid then.
And we have a kid.
Thank you for coming to my seminar.
Ladies, I googled it.
I googled it.
California Mary does not exist.
It's in the player handbook, though.
It's real.
It's not real.
It's not the common law.
Only if you listen to the pot.
All right.
Jose.
So she don't say she loved you?
Yeah, so we've been together for a long time
and every time we're with her family,
she doesn't kiss me or she doesn't say I love you.
And I've just kind of used to it.
Like, it's just because I realized
that she just hasn't been affectionate
like to her own family forever.
So I feel like it would just kind of be out of the box, you know?
Yeah.
Okay.
Jose gets it.
Yeah, Jose, you get it.
That's exactly what.
So it's like the dynamic of the family, huh?
Exactly.
Yeah, it's just like the culture, you know?
That's kind of what she was raised as.
So now that, I mean, she has a relationship and we love each other,
but just when she's around her family, she doesn't show it.
Yeah.
Or is it that you haven't put a ring on it so you don't get husband privilege.
Oh, that's new.
Hey, I'm missing.
Why do that's a whole day?
Hey, stand on business.
You want the husband privileges, but you don't do the husband thing.
Wow.
We over here in California, Mary.
Well, I got California love you, boo.
No, no, you got to break that generation on curse, man, bro.
All right.
A.C., who else we got, baby girl?
We have Mo from West L.A. on line four.
Okay, Mo, good morning, Mo.
Mo?
Hey, good morning.
How y'all doing?
What's up, Mo?
How are you doing?
Hey, this is pretty exciting to me on this.
I just want to shout you all out.
Oh, let's go, Mo!
Mo! Mo! Mo! Mo! Mo! Mo! Mo! Mo! Mo! Mo!
I'm going to ask, by y'all making it better.
Thank you.
Oh, that's so awesome.
All right, now you got to say, like, the coolest thing ever right now.
You have to have the best advice, Mo, because we chanted for you.
For real.
All right?
So, I was listening to y'all, and I got to relate.
So I'm Middle Eastern, right?
And it's really taboo in our culture to, like, say, I love you, too.
What?
I didn't know that.
Yeah, I mean, like, I grew up in L.A., but I'm Middle East and so, like, me and my mom and my dad, we never really, like, said that to each other too much.
Okay.
How do you say, I love you?
I'm abhebik.
To you and to your mom and to your dad.
Yeah, I'm from Lebanon.
Shout out to all my Lebanese.
Shout out.
Love your food.
We got the best falafel in how many.
See, I told you.
Let's tell you.
Come on a wrap the set.
All right.
I got a shout out.
Falafal Iraq and Little Armenia.
They've been there for 60 years.
Come check them out.
Oh, that's so awesome.
And shout out to Little Armenia.
I feel a little bit Armenian because I grew big Linda.
That's what I'm going to right now.
Girl is crazy.
The traffic's wild.
You're about to go eat?
All right.
Come on.
Tell me up here because we're doing work right now.
But I want to help out the homie.
Just because I was going through the same thing.
My girl kept asking me like,
babe, why don't you say it in front of your family?
And I kind of have to put myself in her shoes.
Like, you know, she would say it in front of her family.
showed me I had all at love when we were next to them.
Yeah.
So I kind of had to put my culture on the side and realize that, you know what, maybe
her hearing that from me.
Yeah.
And the moment I said it to her in front of my family, I promise you, our relationship became
20 times better.
Oh, Mo!
You got Mo!
Hey, Mo!
She's not Middle Eastern, so she doesn't have kind of like the same culture.
She's a black girl from California.
Come on.
No, but we got something about us, Middle Eastern dudes.
I don't know what it is.
Okay, so
You know what I mean?
You don't really care who's
Who's next to you
And I've been with my partner for a minute now
And she's going to be the butter of my children
I'm very happy to say it
Oh my gosh
You're the best thing ever
Shut up Moe
Angie you better say it
Unless this many baby steps
You guys
You know that before
Like I wouldn't even hold this head in public
And now I do
Baby steps
Yeah remember when he had to sleep in your car
In his car
He said 20 times better.
Don't you want your relationship to you?
20 times better?
Right now it's like good, good.
Yeah, imagine times 20.
Wow.
Yeah, praise.
We can't even find out?
Salaf with Angie.
Can I just say how much?
You love me, I love you, too.
And I love Jeannie, I eat.
Oh, I thought I could say somebody else.
Oh, you love to me.
I love, I'm a big.
I thought you're going to say you love Marcus.
Oh.
I love Marcus.
I said it.
Huh?
No, but I love Janais.
She does.
She does. I love her voice.
I love her music.
She seems like such a nice person and I want to be friends with her.
Yeah.
I think she's like I know she's nice.
She seems very nice.
But she's also like a toxic queen.
Is she?
Because she's singing about how toxic she is all the time.
You know it.
I do.
And I love her music for that.
Yeah, but that's her.
So like we're rooting for her.
Always.
Always team Jane.
ever since she started with her little mixtapes and all that stuff you guys her little mix too
sorry i just say little and everything yeah but she's with big sean they have a baby together
she'll call him little marcus sometimes and he gets mad oh little marcus i do actually that's or i'd be like marcusito
anyways anyways she's with big sean they have a baby together and they look so happy and they look so
cute right yeah but i'm telling you guys i think something's going on why i think they're having issues
No, Angelica.
I noticed, me being Chismosa, I noticed that Jenae unfollowed and followed back Big Sean.
Whoa.
What happened?
I don't know you guys.
What do you mean?
So just last week, they unfollowed each other.
Most likely, I think Jenae blocked them because you know when you block.
Oh, you can make someone unfollow you.
Yeah, when you block them, you can make them.
Yeah, yeah.
Remove as a follower.
Yeah.
So Jenae unfollowed Bix Sean.
She took down all the pictures she had of him.
You're lying Angie.
I promise you.
Wow.
And then she went.
288.
I know.
Yeah.
I know.
I love that album too.
Yeah.
All that makes me sad.
Yeah.
So she took all the pictures with her and Big Chandeau.
And then she goes onto your IG story and she starts posting like subliminal retweets.
Uh-oh.
She started saying like, she posted this one that said, the guy who has you explaining the meaning of empathy is not your soulmate.
Damn.
That's like one of many that she posted, you guys.
Who could she be talking about?
I don't know.
I don't know.
She follows it.
Is it?
For real.
And then not only that, but I noticed that.
She liked this post that talks about cheating.
Oh.
Saying cheating on your girl and getting mad because she ain't the same no more.
It's insane to me.
Damn.
Listen, I don't know what happened, but I'm just telling you her little thoughts.
My kind of toxic right there.
What was happening?
So like all of these little plays I have done before her.
The subliminal post on the story, the like you do.
He probably didn't even see any of that stuff.
But now I just checked and she started following him back, but he's not, he's not following her back.
Because he's gotten blocked.
He probably doesn't even know he unvoted.
Yes.
Because she's the one that did it.
Yeah.
Allegedly.
That sounds funny though to like block somebody, but you live in the same house as them.
Right.
It's your black.
If you're blog on socials.
I'll see you this morning.
You guys will see it when you have a girl long enough of it.
You'll see that.
You'll get her mad one day and she will block you.
Can't block me in real life.
Yeah.
She can block.
She can block.
She can't.
Yeah.
It happens.
Actually living together with someone and then just ignore.
them straight up it happens I'm telling you I'm telling you because I have sisters sorry
I have I have sisters I don't talk to them and but we live in the same household but she
but it's love but it's love yeah yeah so I get it and that's why she won't tell you she loves you
in front of them that too much that too you guys but it's it's possible it's possible you don't
talk to somebody and then you're living together you still don't acknowledge them
this is a thing though they have a baby they do have a baby they have a baby they have
are together.
11 months.
So they probably had a disagreement.
And what I've learned is that sometimes, especially like no matter how in love you are,
you are never like you're always going to, how do I say this?
You always going to be working at your relationship.
You know, that empathy post is big for me.
That she posted the like if you have to teach someone about empathy.
Yeah.
Often if you have extreme or have gone through a lot of stuff, you're looking at life very different
than someone that may not have.
Not to say Big Sean hasn't.
Yeah.
But from what I've seen is a lot of times one partner trying to explain certain, like, whether it be their sad feelings or their trauma or the way that they perceive the world and the other one kind of like get over it.
So it.
So it can feel frustrating to the one that's kind of been through stuff because it's like I get it.
Why don't you get it?
You know?
And a lot of what you get is empathy.
Like because I've been through what I've been through, I can have empathy for somebody else that has gone through something similar or I can look at a situation and kind of look at all sides.
Whereas someone else can just read it face value.
They're sad, get unsad.
Yeah.
But it's like, I understand having been depressed or having gone through crazy things.
It's like, no, no, no, you can't just get out of that.
You know, I have empathy for that person.
They're going through this down and the third.
But it can feel very frustrating.
I get that.
But to the point to block your partner?
Yeah.
Well, that's just a fight.
That's girl.
You're going to block them too one day.
You probably, you blocked them already.
I have.
Yes.
Shut up.
It happened.
You're right.
I blocked them too.
Blocked him.
That's why he had to email you.
He did.
had to email me. And then for the longest time
on Twitter, I wouldn't follow him, but he followed me.
Okay, Janay, this is exactly why I love me.
You get it. No, that's like, but
no, no, but it's real life. It happens. Just like
you guys have Future and Drake and
for all the dogs and all of that, we need people
like, Janae, that can speak for us
on our end of the thing. Yeah. It's just
different. And I don't mean to get crazy deep on
your segment, Angie. But I was
I had seen this video and I don't know if I've
told you guys about this, but I saw
this video about trauma.
and just kind of like the analogy
and when I saw it I was like
wow this makes so much sense
so if let's say
because sometimes you don't understand
why people don't see the way you see
right okay but they were explaining
how someone that's been through trauma
someone that's been through
like some rough stuff in life
it's like wearing glasses
and the glasses are getting cracked
bit by bit
me and someone else without the glasses
or with glasses that don't have cracks
we're looking at the same thing
but my crack
are distorting my view.
They're distorting my view of the world.
I have to maybe swim a little bit.
I have to maybe see a little bit more foggy or any of that.
And we're looking at the same thing.
And it might be frustrating that I'm taking a little longer
to find out something or look at something
or see it a different way.
But it's not the other person's fault that they got good glasses
and they went to, like, I don't know, lens crafters.
Yeah.
But it's like it's a really good way at sometimes
when we have these oppositions
because what I hope for them is they're still together.
Well, I mean, she followed him.
There's friction, there's drama, and that sucks sometimes,
but it's understanding that we all are wearing a different pair of glasses.
Crazy, right?
Yeah, that's actually a really good comparison.
I get it.
I was really hoping he was just an album promo.
Oh, yeah.
I'm like, please.
But it's not public.
This is Angie Ziki and this is not on 80.
Not all.
You're not going to find this, but I just screenshot it, you guys.
And I'm like, oh my God, it's great.
I'm not into celebrity couples, but like them two together is something that always has felt so genuine.
And I've seen it in person and it's like it's really nice to see how genuine and like they are with each other and people around them and even just being in their presence and then being together you see it.
Yeah.
Wait, you see them in person?
Yes.
You're so cute, Angelica.
You hung out with them?
He took a photo.
I took a photo.
Yeah, I took a, I took a paparazzi, you guys.
No, it wasn't.
He's paparazzi on the side.
You would look like, you look like a paparazzi.
Yeah.
I've never seen one.
You do not look like me.
Okay.
We were at a
Grammy party
and they were together
and I took a
Polaroid picture of them together
it was years ago
When they first started
It was during
Anderson Pack Malibu
Celebration
And then I took two
I gave them one
And I kept one
Because I was always like
Cool
You know
Yeah
No he because he's scamsimo
And he's like
I could sell this
I didn't not think that
Oh my god
Can I happen?
When it comes to pictures
Those are my treasures
All right
Give it to Angie
Angie loves it.
You have it?
Nope.
Yeah,
I honestly,
I really hope they bounce back.
And I hope
Janais shows a mercy.
Here you go.
Nothing but blessings to them.
It doesn't get worse.
And I hope.
Oh,
the worst.
You're the worst.
I hope they play no games,
honestly.
Now give me Janais songs.
I hope she doesn't sell her soul.
I don't know.
You're crazy.
What's the song she had a drink?
That was a good song.
Oh, from time?
She asked.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And then she also has July.
July.
I just hold Big Sean still F's with her.
And you please wrap.
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
It's been a long time since we've had that earthquake, the big one.
Oh, yeah.
So much.
so that we're giving it to ourselves okay you have the chance to see what a 7.0 magnitude
earthquake is at ovaris street they've put up a simulator in ovarian street which is essentially like
this big old little big old little like this trailer that you sit in and it shakes all crazy
and you're being shown what a 7.0 earthquake is like i remember the north creek earthquake
Northridge earthquake.
Jesus.
Me too.
That was a lot.
I don't even know if it was 10.0.
That was what, 94?
Yes.
Yeah, in the 90s.
I remember because it was two days before my birthday.
I was three.
I was like,
no way.
I spent my birthday at the Red Cross.
Happy birthday.
Why did you get hurt?
I was scared.
I was so scared I forced my parents to stay there longer than they were supposed to.
Why do you go to the Red Cross full?
We're in the Valley still North Ridge is.
I think it was the closest place that allowed people to go
and sleep and they had like
Oh nice
In case you were afraid of like after shot
Yeah it was really bad out here
We were suffering
Okay little babies over there
Yeah
I was three
I was two
Yeah
I remember the North Ridge
earthquake hit
And I was in Glendale
So it didn't hit as hard
But the first thing that I thought of
was my T set
They had bought me like a T set
Oh
Yeah no no no
And I ran to it
Don't even start for
I T back you
All right
Yeah yeah what's up
I'm Batman
I'm Batman
Anyway
And I ran to it
And my dad just picked me up
Because there was glass everywhere
Like nope
And that was the last time I saw my T-Set
If you ever
Hey my birthday's coming up
If you buy me a T-Sat I'll probably cry
I will get you one
Because I always wanted one too
I'm gonna live my time
I will do tea with you Angie
And we'll gossip
So it'll be like tea time
Tea time
That's what I remember about the earthquake
That was crazy times
Irene you were around at the time
I don't remember
You don't remember it?
No
No you probably lived in Sunday
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're far, you're far.
Okay, but needs to say, if you want to go to Overe's Street and try this 7.0 magnitude earthquake, they have a simulator there.
I think it's pretty dope to try it.
Free anxiety.
Yeah.
Walk on in.
I think if they have it, they should have like shells with glass things, so you really get the feeling.
Exactly.
Oh, they should have the fall.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Does that, I have a whole house shake so that you know, like, to stand under the frame of the door, all of that.
Yeah, because that honestly sounds just like a right.
Like I would want to go like, ah, how fun.
I think the only useful part about that is that like, if you're in a 7.0 in the future,
you can be like, oh my God, this is a 7.0.
Yeah.
Remember.
That's like the only thing I could think of that's like, okay, that's cool.
That's like, I would think so too for like out of towners.
Oh, yeah.
That have never experienced one.
One, I'll tell you this.
We've experienced it our whole life.
We still get scared when it happens.
Oh, yeah.
Never not get scared during an earthquake.
But maybe just to help them because it's like, oh, we've never been through one.
Yeah, because I've always thought about even like other places they suffer from like hurricane.
But you get a warning.
It's like, hey, hurricane is coming.
Yeah, tornadoes coming.
It's like, hey, good morning.
Okay, so this is outside the Museum of Social Justice and it's available from 8 a.m. until 1 p.m.
I feel like we can go after work.
Just saying, me to stay there, you guys.
Do you know what to do during an earthquake if you're in bed?
No.
Stay in bed.
Sleep?
Go back to bed.
Try not to wake up.
Sleep forever?
Oh my God.
According to the officials, they say if you're in bed and an earthquake happens, this is life saving.
Turn your face down and cover your head with a pillow.
I thought you're going to start seeing.
That's the same.
Get a little help.
That's how Max was warned.
Really make it shake.
You guys are gross.
I was giving you a genuine advice.
You guys, this segment is about local news and genuine advice.
No, that sounded like a YG lyric.
That's what it's done.
Put your face in a pool.
In bed, turn your face down, come in your head.
YG, yeah, he said that.
Oh, man.
If I had some YG, it's crazy.
Who wrote this article?
What's doing in Earthquick with YG?
Okay.
I give up.
That's what's happening in Overe Street.
You're on your own, basically.
Whatever you're in school, do that, okay?
We got a shout out and say,
happy birthday to the real Slim Shady.
Happy birthday to our life, Eminem.
Good morning and happy birthday to Eminem.
No, you didn't put lose yourself in here.
Oh, wow.
You got one opportunity to have a birthday cake.
It's his birthday, and we were talking about
Eminem and not just the candy kids.
There's kids right now in the car that I'm saying Eminem and they're thinking of the candy.
And so yesterday we're like, I wonder what we should do for Eminem's birthday.
I wonder if our kids even know him like that.
And so we took it, we took it to the streets of our houses.
Maximo.
Yes.
What happened?
What did you do with your babies?
I went up to them and asked them a few questions.
Interrogation.
Interrogation.
They're confused.
They thought they're in trouble.
Yeah.
Kids come over here.
What? Dad wants to talk to us?
And I was like, you know, finish the sentence.
Guess who's back?
Oh, you were playing finish the lyric with them?
That's crazy.
So I started with Emmy.
Okay.
And that way Max can you understand the concept a little?
And I was like, Emmy, guess who's back?
This was back.
Your mom's back.
That was that one.
That's your daughter.
That's your daughter.
That's hilarious.
Yes.
Then I asked Max, guess who's back?
Guess who's back?
It's...
It's...
It's Marrow.
Oh, my God.
Oh, man.
So they didn't get it.
So they don't know.
They don't know.
So I was like, okay.
Let me find out.
Because look, the right answer is kids.
Hey, Vic, guess who's back?
Back again.
That was it.
Yeah.
Tell a friend.
Shady's back, yeah.
Yeah.
So then I said, who is Eminem?
Emmy.
Um, first in your sings.
Whoa.
I'm not mad at that.
I'm not at that.
Yeah, you know, I try to, you know, mix up the playlist here and there.
I like that, I like that.
And then I ask Max.
A person who has chocolate and there's gummy ones.
That's so cute.
That could be, we don't know what Eminem has in his pocket.
He might have chocolate and gummy ones.
You might have prosely and go you guys
It's a person
Okay
It's a person
Yeah
So a little bit
And a little bit
Yeah
They need some work
Okay what about you Vic
You ask little Vic
And little Vic's old
Yeah
Yeah I asked Little Vic
And I didn't know
Honestly I had no idea
What his response would be
But it did not disappoint
Listen to this
Yes I know who Eminem is
Hold on
Yes I know who Eminem is
He eats
Eminem's for dinner and breakfast
and he wrapped so I probably
think you probably met him
He gave me a lot of credit
Apparently he eats a lot of
Eminem's and he
He wraps and he covers both down
Maybe he does
Why else would he name himself that?
Exactly
It's not because he's Marshall Mathers
And that's not at all
But that told me that he knows who he is
But he was just trolling me because he loves to do that
Yeah
Did he do the guess who's back with him
No I didn't do that it's okay
Okay, it's okay. Okay, and then we have Angie.
Angie, you have nieces.
I do.
I have three nieces at home.
Did you ask all of them?
I asked all three of them, yes.
Of course, you guys.
How old are they?
We're trying to see if the kids know who Eminem is.
They're eight, they're, yeah, eight, 12, and 17.
Oh, okay, they're a little older, so I have faith in them.
Yeah.
So I asked them those three questions.
Fill in the blank and finish the lyric.
And who is Eminem.
Do you know who that is?
Okay.
And this is what they said.
Okay, fill in the blank.
with a real blank
please stand up
with a real
slim shady stand up
Let's go
I think is that
Okay
Guess who's back
Back again
Hello
Hey
Do you know who Eminem is
Yes
Oh yeah
Isn't he like a rapper
How do you know?
I've heard of him
A candy or a rapper
Yeah
The lyric I just told you
They were all from Eminem
See they got it
You're doing your job as a good Tia.
You should be proud.
As a hip-hop dad, I don't know.
He's the ultimate hip-hop dad, too.
Hold on, hold on.
That's a emo family.
Eminem is Gabi work.
Get me work and the check of me.
You're not emo.
They can carry on tradition.
Guess who's back?
Your mom.
That's the household you come from.
Do you want me to play Kim for them?
No.
No, no.
Okay, that was my favorite.
You did already.
You did already.
You did play Kim and what happened?
I changed it.
How does Kim go?
Yeah, wrap it a little.
Umma.
Okay.
Okay.
Because to me, all of them are Kim.
Honestly, Maxim, I would have thought that your kids would have known.
Because you're like, dude, you like play Faro Munch while you cook breakfast.
Yeah.
You know, like.
He definitely wears like that mask.
Yeah, the MF Doom mask.
Yeah.
When I'm in the car, I play it and I crank up M&M and I go crazy.
Okay.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, how does Kim go without the bleep?
No, don't, without the bleep.
Give me another part of the song.
Give you another part of the song.
That's the best part.
I'm going to kill you.
Okay, okay.
All right, never mind.
Because I'm trying to catch the rhythm.
Me too.
And I feel like that's every song.
Can you do like the little tune?
Because I was singing out of the other song,
so long.
Beepi did me so wrong.
I don't want to go on.
Living in a little.
world without you.
It is actually concerning that your nieces know who.
You have anything about it.
They play mockingbird all the time.
Is it?
Do you want your kids to know who Eminem is?
I think we knew who Eminem was because we grew up on it.
It was like the shock value.
But like even just thinking back, you said that you were listening to that song
and you had to change it because your daughter was in the room.
Yes.
And then match repeats everything, actually.
Yeah.
And the other day, getting out of a little off time.
but off topic.
But Saturday went to Emmy soccer game
and I played win by J Rock.
Oh, win, win, win.
And then F everything else.
And Max, he's like, win, win, win.
He just F everything else.
And I'm like, hold up, dude.
Like so, imagine I play Eminemm?
Just need to play the clean version.
Yeah, or listen to Power.
Or listen to Power.
Yeah.
Okay, we want to know from you.
Is it good or bad for your kids
to know who Eminem is?
Yes, it's his birthday.
But we got a thing about the cheering.
Angie's definitely did.
Your little.
Vic is right there top tier.
Maximo.
We got some work to do.
Hey, watch.
When Maximo gets home, his kids are going to be studying.
Like, he's going to crack the whip on him.
That's it.
You have them ready.
Like Bart in the boy?
Literally.
Yeah, he's going to crack the whip when he gets home.
He's like, you guys are going to watch eight mile.
You guys are going to eat mom spaghetti.
You're going to recite every single battle rhyme in this movie.
It's a great movie, by the way.
Yeah, great movie.
But we want to know.
Is it cool if your kids don't know who Eminem is, okay?
Or should they know?
It's hip-hop history.
He's great.
But also he did a lot of controversial things.
Yeah.
And maybe if they didn't know and they just listen and now they're like,
Mom, who's that?
Are you mad or does?
Are you mad that we just ran through a bunch of his kids?
All right.
A.C., who we got in the line, baby girl?
We have Ivan from Santa Monica on line 10.
All right, Ivan.
Good morning, Ivan.
What's up, Ivan?
Good morning.
What are you?
How are you feeling about Eminem?
Talk to us. Do you want your kids to know about him?
What's your stance on that?
Personally, I love it, Eminem.
Like, Vic said, like, I stole that CD from my cousin, and I listened to it.
Criminal.
Criminal!
Without, like, in middle school, you know?
I have a four-year-old and a five-year-old at home.
And I'm thinking, like, you know, two trailer park girls go round me outside.
Yeah, that would be funny.
But imagine I'm going to their school and talking to their teacher.
Hey, she's trailer park girls found me outside.
And I think it's once our conscience starts thinking about these lyrics for real,
then it starts tripping us out.
Because we were kids, we're having fun with it.
They were like, Mom, who cares?
But they were like, no, no, no, no.
This is a lot.
Yeah, and they, you know, right now they listen to, like,
they'll be singing SpongeBob, the Paw Patrol.
Yeah.
So, like, that's cute, you know.
I'm innocent.
Another, you know, like, oh, we're all mammals.
or some of us.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, be careful.
Center your lyrics, please.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then,
definitely I'm thinking like
around middle school age,
I'm put them on all M&M,
you know?
Oh, I like you.
I like that.
My bum is on your lips.
My bum is on your lips.
Do you want to stick,
see me stick,
nine-inch nails?
Wait, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait,
right, wait, wait, wait, right.
My, ninch nails between each one of my eyelids.
Okay.
That's what I'm saying.
Hold on.
everybody. Sorry.
Yeah. It's been a while.
Hey, see, who else
you got on the line, baby girl?
We have Eddie from
Ontario on line four.
All right. Eddie, good morning,
poppy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
All right.
Oh, Marisa coffee.
All right.
Hey, talk to us.
What do you think of this whole
M&M?
Should your kids know about them
is it cool that they don't?
Like, are you going to put them on?
I have a six.
She's going to be six next week.
She listens to them already.
And she actually has a favorite song by him.
What's his favorite song?
Haley's song.
It's on the Eminem song.
Oh, I think my dad is going crazy.
Is that that one?
No, it's the one that he's basically dedicated to his daughter.
Yeah, exactly.
He's singing it.
Oh, that's a good one.
So you've let her listen to it.
Are there songs that you like skip?
Oh, it's my favorite rapper.
So she basically listens to it a lot.
Yeah.
And you know what?
It's not like he hated his dad.
Yeah.
He hated his mom.
Yeah, and his life.
I'm cleaning out my closet.
It never meant to hurt you.
All of that, right?
So to you, it's like, this is my favorite rapper.
You're going to know about him and she's with it.
Yeah, she's all for it.
She likes it too.
So she likes it too.
I'm glad she likes them and then too.
Aw.
I love that.
I like that.
I like that.
Yeah.
I want her here for moms.
Because there's some songs.
Yes.
That feel very like, mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Mom, you're going to get it.
They were protesting when he was out.
They were.
The moms were protesting heavy for sure.
Moms against them and M is correct.
All right, well, happy birthday, fool.
You know, we're going to learn about you either way.
Even if you try to keep your kids from them, it's going to be a time.
Yeah, they're going to know.
Yeah, they're going to go viral on TikTok.
Another kid in class and be like, hey, you heard I am.
You heard of M&M?
You heard of M&M?
