Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep.81 (10/18/23)
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What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, that's it?
Don't you know I'm local?
I just want you to be ready, especially if you love the World Cup.
Okay.
And we're thinking, wow, 2026 is our time.
It's supposed to be in the U.S.
On United States soil, okay?
Yep, yes.
And we're supposed to broadcast.
Oh, yeah, live.
Please just don't say it.
Yeah, I don't want to take it anymore.
I don't want to think so.
Is it okay if I do my same way?
Okay.
Los Angeles.
I feel like it's a sports capital of the world.
We got the stadiums, we got the teams, we got the championships to prove it, okay?
Yeah, everybody else has to scatter for championships.
Championships?
Yeah.
Yes.
Remember 2020?
Oh, yeah.
And we run like the full gamut.
We have championships in different arenas.
Whereas like maybe New York might have the baseball one.
Maybe Boston might have the basketball one.
Yeah.
You know?
Maybe.
Who's the really?
good at football. Maybe the Kansas City might have
a football, basketball, and
baseball and baseball. And baseball. And we were supposed
to have soccer, you guys. Shout out L.A.F.
No, but World Stage soccer. World Cup soccer.
Okay. So we've been talking about this
since we heard about World Cup coming to the U.S.
that it was going to be Sofai Stadium, Los Angeles,
all that cool stuff. But apparently
L.A. could be out of the running of even
holding a game.
No. Why?
When the World's
Cubs comes to, the World Cups, the World Cup comes to the U.S.
And it all has to do with the L.A. Rams owner, okay?
I got to tell you this, okay, because this is public enemy number one.
His last name is Crunk.
Stan Crunk.
He owns L.A. Rams, also the Colorado Rapids of the MLS, Arsenal FC, Premier League, all of that good stuff.
And so by Stadium.
He got money.
He built the stadium in Goard, but now he's refusing to make changes to the playing area to accommodate soccer,
which would use a wider field.
field and would make
oh like what he would have
to end up doing is to pay for like the luxury
boxes, luxury seats
that are currently there to be removed
so that the the field
can be wider so that soccer games can be held
he's saying no and if it happens
I'm not paying for it so FIFA says
all right bet peace
we don't have to use your stadium
no yes
what's wrong with him I don't know
well I mean I feel like they're both wrong
they're both like just kind of
putting their foot down.
Yeah.
And just being greedy.
Really like, because...
We were supposed to hold the final.
This is the most expensive stadium in the world, they say.
SoFi Stadium.
Really?
Yes, it's supposed to be top of the line, all of that crazy stuff, right?
But now the final is supposed to be fought between MetLife in New York and AT&T and Dallas.
And it looks like Dallas is winning and it could be the headquarters of the World Cup.
Wow.
Yes, that's a lot of the reason.
Yeah.
According to the Daily Mail, a source is saying they are 90% sure that SoFi Stadium, the most expensive stadium in the world, has a design problem.
Wow.
They're talking niche about us.
They're talking niche about us, you guys.
No, they're both putting things out in the media to, like, kind of position themselves, right?
So basically, FIFA probably came to Stan Cronkey.
So far, I was like, look, we do what we want.
Yeah.
Because people will die to have FIFA, you know, in their stadium.
Yeah.
And Stan Cronkey's like, I don't care, bro.
I'm not going to pay for this.
It doesn't make a difference to me.
Like, I'm probably not going to, I'll probably make the same amount of money off concerts.
So they're probably out of stalem.
It is.
And Stan Kronky don't care.
He doesn't care.
I just went to a soccer game over there.
So it's not like, yeah, they do hold soccer games.
I don't think that they hold the actual, like, soccer games and whatever dimensions that they want for the World Cup.
Right.
They added, it was incredible that Kronk didn't plan for the most expensive stadium in the world to accommodate a soccer field.
they're really mad at us you guys
and there are other venues in LA
there is freaking Rose Bowl
there's the Coliseum
all have hosted World Cup games in the past
but I think they wanted the new one
or they're like new one or not a raw dog
I want it
yeah it's not new one I want it
so now it's gonna be the
we're gonna host the final
yeah like that's the
the game game
yeah you know how much money
that would have brought in
yeah and probably Brazilian girls
yeah
Brazil always makes it really far
I know
I would have been on prairie like
what's sad.
No, we can't even have that.
It sucks.
It really sucks.
I wish sometimes the ego would get away from this and, like, people would just figure it out.
They could just split the bill.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's really what they should do.
And what are they arguing over, like, a couple million?
What's the million to a billionaire?
You know what they're arguing over?
Pride.
Yeah.
Because this will crunk, look at what you said.
Yeah.
How are you saying it?
You're saying it?
Crunky?
Crunky.
Yeah.
Crunky.
Yeah.
Crunky is cranky.
It said that the changes that he would have to pay for would require their removal of stands and luxury boxes and he doesn't want to do that.
I feel like that is slight.
That's what I'm saying.
To cost us the final, the World Cup final game.
He's acting like he has to do it himself.
He's not have to go out there.
He's hit up the company that creates them and be like, look, bro, they're going to make me take them out.
I'll put an ad of your company.
And boom, it'll just over here if you could just put them back after.
Boom, problem solved.
And how much more?
How much more acclaim do you have, like, this stadium has held the World Cup on a World Stage?
Like, it just has that much more marketing to it.
It's a brand new stadium.
And you get Brazilians.
Yes.
Come on, bonus.
Focus.
Hello.
And hopefully Colombians.
Yeah.
Hopefully Mexicans.
Yes.
Yeah.
That's for sure, though.
We're there.
We're there already.
We're there.
All right.
All right.
I'll keep you guys updated, but it's really sad right now.
It's really sad to hear.
that we might be out of even hosting it.
And then also this is not just an America thing.
Like Canada and Mexico also is going to have like host the,
oh, you're right.
So they're not going to be like, hey, let's just do Rose Bowl
because we want to be in L.A.
There's like so many.
Like they'll go to the F.
They'll go to Toronto, you know?
Let's not do that.
Let's not be an American stand cranky.
Yeah, come on Kranky.
Yeah, you can't go over there.
So let's not do that.
Keep it here.
Simper Pump is next with Argy, Maximo.
Who's on the Simperpin block?
I have a Simper.
I have a Sim story that might have you questioning
maybe friends or real friends.
Oh.
Sim, Sim!
Sim!
Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim! Sim!
This might be the most beautiful Sim! Sim!
Sim! story ever!
What's up, Maximum?
It's beautiful.
Okay.
There's a guy. We don't really know the full backstory.
We just see him crying.
Okay, Latif don't ask me details
Pretty much
Just ask me where Rihanna wore that dress suit
We don't know the full details of what's going on
We just see this guy crying
And his friends are all surrounding a car
And he's just singing his lungs out to his girl
So the girl's in the car
Girls in the car
Dude and his homies are outside the car
And he's crying and they're around
He just looks distraught
Yeah
They all see him
And as good friends as they are, they all join him in singing, listen.
They are wailing.
So he's saying he'll take her back?
Yeah, well, it's like the song.
Yeah, it's like they both did something wrong.
From the looks of the video, obviously it looks like he did.
I don't know what song that is.
So this is the original.
That doesn't sound like that.
Yeah, that doesn't.
Is that pretty, Ricky?
Ruined.
Pleasure Pee.
Your P.
That's the funniest part.
It's also funny how he's the one.
Play their version?
No.
I feel like they're all in different parts of the song.
They all sound like they're all crying.
Oh, yeah.
They're all crying.
But really, they're just seeing everybody's girl?
Or they're just one dude's girl.
It's one dude's girl.
And he's like in the hood.
He's like trying to stop her from leaving and they're just all singing and they all seem
like they're in the same pain as him.
Yeah.
I like it because it's like a throwback to old school R&B
where five men used to simp and cry over one woman.
That only one of them met.
Yeah.
Damn, that's true.
I love that.
I also would wonder maybe she's like the bread for everybody.
He's like, bro, you mess it up with her?
That we can eat.
Like, that's her ride.
She used to take us to the steakhouse.
Please take it back.
Please.
Yeah.
Like, she was part of Sugar Mama for him,
but like they all got benefits.
Yes.
But now she's gone.
Oh, man.
The video is funny.
Wow.
It goes on for a while.
Like,
they sing for a very long time,
but there's a lot of cursing going on
so I can only play that snippet.
Oh, my God.
The homie's helping the one homie get his girl back is that Simper Pimp.
Oh.
That sounds so cute.
It's super.
They're singing is crazy.
But it's like a reverse Uno card.
It's a thin line.
It's a thin line sometimes.
Yeah.
Between what?
Between Simping and pimps.
Um, it's a thin line between
Simp and Pimp.
Ooh.
That's crazy.
That is crazy.
No, absolutely.
I mean, it's like, okay, it's,
it's simple of the guy,
but like it's,
I feel like it's pimped of the homies.
Yeah.
Right.
And the fact that they looked out for him.
Because that's like a good friend,
they're good friends.
And they're all out of key.
And they're willing to embarrass themselves
for the homie.
They thought they were pretty Ricky though.
In their mind, they're like,
Dude, bro, we serenade her.
We did that.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Let's know when she gets back with you.
Yeah, yeah.
I know we sealed the deal with our vocals.
Okay.
I think we had a pimp this week earlier too, but I think this is Pimp.
I don't know if they got her back or not.
Yeah, I don't know either.
But I like that they tried.
The effort was.
Because usually your homies are there to help you cheat.
I like that they're there to help.
To help you try to get her back.
Because usually that's when they scatter.
Yeah.
Hey, I don't know.
I didn't hear anything.
I'm legally blind
And the homie with the phone
He's like giving it as all
Yeah he is
I want to see things from her perspective inside the car
Like oh my
Yeah
Like 20 of his homies
They won't let me leave
What is it? I say I vote pim
Yeah I think it's pink
I think it's pretty pimps
I think it's pretty pimped
You don't like it
I just think it's very simple
That they did that
Five guys
It wasn't even five
Okay, but imagine.
How many 20 guys who are crying and singing to one girl?
But imagine, imagine Marcos did something wrong and then he brought 20 of his homies?
Yeah, I would think that's super sim.
No way.
You wouldn't think that's Pimp?
How do you just get a like an orchestra like this?
What if they sang like a common song?
Super sim.
Come close?
The fact that they're outside surrounding the car, I think that's him.
What if they all came dressed at Nelly and had the band-aid?
Yes.
What if they came and sang dilemma?
What if they came and sang dilemma?
Same thing.
Sim.
To me, that sims.
What?
You guys are voting Pimp.
Yeah.
But you also don't say it too.
You love them.
Okay, when we do the SimChang,
well, we do the Pim chat, you do the Sim chat.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Three, two, one.
Pimp.
Pimp, Pipp, Piff, Pip, Piff.
Spilling with the homies.
All right, Massimo, this is about to upset so many people already know.
A user by the name of Mandy Mayo.
Mandy Mayo.
Mandy Mayo.
Can we call it a trend?
Mandy Mayo.
Mandi Mayo.
Okay.
Just created a trend.
That might be just something from our regular life.
Okay.
And she calls it silent walking.
Not me unintentionally starting a movement.
It's called silent walking and it's about to change your life.
So this all started with my nutritionist recommended that I start walking 30 minutes a day.
And as I was about to go out on my first 30 minute walk,
my sweet boyfriend challenged me to walk without distractions.
No AirPods, no podcast, no music, just me.
myself and I and at first I was like no my anxiety could never after 30 minutes of silent
walking I suddenly had the clarity that I had been always looking for that I had been
always looking for no way she invented she said not me unintentionally creating
a trend she called silent walking that's so when you walk outside without a phone
you can't listen to music no I no podcast she's never gone on a hike because
you lose reception.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
She, Christopher Columbus walking.
She definitely did.
She definitely did.
Look where I discovered, guys.
She discovered this thing.
It's called silent walking.
That's crazy that she loud walked her whole life.
That's a luxury.
And she has a nutritionist.
That's crazy.
My nutritionist said, shut up.
Yeah.
I got to start walking everything.
My wallet said I can't afford Apple music.
Yeah, so I'm silent walking.
I just a silent bus ride.
Yeah.
I just silent everything.
Maybe you have to pay for minutes.
You better be silent walking.
You better be using those minutes while you're walking.
That's crazy.
But more and more people are doing this.
And I love how she did a TikTok about how she doesn't use TikTok.
Oh, yeah.
She's using her phone to tell us how she doesn't use her phone while she's walking.
You're filming yourself.
Silent walking.
She's so dumb.
That's annoying.
She's such a little, what's her name again?
Gen Z, huh?
Mandy Mayo.
Is she Mayo?
She's...
Yes.
She's...
She's...
Absolutely.
She invented something that existed since the beginning of time.
Since the first baby got up from crawling.
Ever.
She tried it without shoes next time.
And maybe she discovered humanity.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
She was silent barefoot.
And then she says that this is going to happen for the rest of the year.
How is she is?
Just try it out.
Trust me.
If you can only do five minutes to start, that's fine.
Build up to the 30.
but give yourself the gift of getting quiet and listening to those whispers.
We're silent walking all summer, babes.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I hope you guys give yourself time.
We silent walking all 2023.
Hey.
iPad kids are crazy.
They're growing up and they're discovering they could work without their iPads.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That is why.
That is true, though, because I took the boys to their physical yesterday.
And when we're waiting or when there's ever any, I guess, just.
chill time, idle time, they want the phone.
Yes.
I was like, no, you're silent waiting, dog.
You're not YouTube waiting.
You're not cocoa melon waiting.
You are silent waiting for the doctor.
You're silent waiting.
Yeah. Max is the same way.
Every time he sits in the car seat, like, 10 seconds, then he's like, on board.
Give me your phone.
Give me your phone.
No, look outside the window.
Yes, you're silent car riding.
Yes, you're silent car riding.
You just have to look at the outside before.
Look for a punch buggy and punch your sister when you find it.
Exactly.
No one punch buggy.
He's anymore.
I know.
We need a punch buggy.
We need them back.
The punch buggies do that for that reason.
Entertainment purposes.
I do the reverse of silent walking with my son.
I give him my AirPods and now we're silent riding so he could just be quiet when I'm driving.
Yeah, exactly.
I want to hear a peep out of you.
Here's AirPods.
Cranky.
That's wild.
Silent walking.
Yeah, I used to do the punch buggies, the out of state.
The out of states
Or like a weird color car
Nowadays will probably be crazy
Because how many people
Will move to L.A.
Yeah, there's a lot
Yeah
Take your kids' phones
And be like,
hey, there's this game
Yes
It's called out of states
You find a license plate
From another state
And you can punch your brother
It's the only time
You can punch your brother
I'm gonna punch Jose
Every time I see him
Oh, because from Oregon
Oh, I like to say Oregon
Yeah, we need
Punch cookies back man
Because the silent walking
The Silent Walking is crazy
She invented
Just play the part
She's like
Oh, not me
Not me unintentionally starting a movement.
Oh, God.
She started a movement?
A movement?
Oh, my God.
Crazy.
And on the 8th day, Maya Mayo invented silent walking.
That's crazy, you guys.
She's a trailblazer, honestly.
Shut up.
Honestly.
Yes, but silent.
Yeah, silent trailblazer.
What happened when she discovers casserole.
What do you mean?
You're so young.
There's a TikTok for that.
And we also have word on Rosecrans.
coming up. That's right.
Word on Rosecrans.
Word on Rosecrans.
A fan ran into Jay-Z
and said he would take the 500K
instead of the dinner with him.
Okay? So there's been this long-running debate
started on Twitter where a user
named Profit with Ants said they would rather
have dinner with Jay-Z than
$500,000. Because
the stuff that they would learn in the hour dinner
would make them millions according to
their logic, right? It's been a debate
like, would you rather? Like it's like,
hey, would you rather this or would you that? Would you rather
take dinner with Jay Z or this much money.
Exactly.
I felt like it was 10 grand or 100 grand initially.
Somehow it got up to 500K.
But even title, the streaming service that, you know,
Jay Z owns chimed in and tweeted,
take the 500K.
They just tweeted that.
Jay Z's been interviewing and was like, take the money.
Exactly.
Like, I'm not trying to eat with you.
Literally.
What do I get out of this?
What do I get?
I pray out to end up paying for this dinner.
Exactly.
Like, why would I want to do that?
But now the debate is coming.
the life because a fan saw him out in public and said this.
Hey, Holve, I'm taking that $500K.
I ain't taking that dinner.
I'm taking that $400K.
You feel me?
Hey, it's love, though.
You feel me?
Yep.
Hope looked at him like,
please step away from my presence.
You know it's back when you're the only one laughing, like,
you know, you feel me?
And, like, he was so, like, you could tell the nervousness and, like,
all of that, all of that.
And it's also just like, that's.
That's the, that's what you have to say when you see Jay Z.
Like, what about, like, song cry was amazing, bro.
Like, something like that.
That's what comes to mind.
Like, it's just, it's pretty whack.
But it was funny.
And then Jay was a good sport about it.
He fist bumped them and just kept them moving.
But I would take the 500K too.
Yeah.
The half-mill.
You guys are acting like Jay Z would go to dinner with you.
He'd go to dinner with you.
No, you know.
You got to think about going dinner with him.
I don't know.
I might be busy.
Oh, my God.
Not only that, but I feel like he would tell you to pay for him.
for dinner. Like, it's a privilege that I'm coming
to dinner with you. Oh, yeah.
You're taking me dinner. Yeah. So you'd be
stuck with that bill. I got you, bro.
You're going to try. You're going to be so down to go
to dinner with Jay-Z and me pay for it, but
I'm just afraid that he knows some secret menu I don't know about.
Of course he knows the secret menu. I'm like, I can't afford it.
Of course you can't afford it. Two-three-hundred dollar bill.
No, not even. But if he has like the truffle,
the gold flakes. That's what I'm afraid of.
I'm like two zeros to that. The $30,000 wine. Yeah, yeah, bring it over here.
Now I've got to wash dishes for next week.
All right, look, Cardi B. says she thinks aliens would like her music.
Oh, my gosh.
Cardi's been quoted before as saying she doesn't think aliens exist.
But maybe now, since the government says they do exist,
Cardi reportedly told the L.A. Times she thinks aliens would like her music.
She said, I think there's probably aliens that like my music.
I mean, if you really think about it, humans just started making music not that long ago.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Her words, not mine.
And since the universe is infinite, there's probably other beings out there who have been making music for way longer.
Wow.
So they might be jamming to Cardi B.
Cardi B.
Cardi B, the scientist.
Whoa.
That's crazy.
I don't know if aliens would be listening to like Wob or Bodak Yellow.
Maybe Bodak Yellow.
I don't know.
You were singing it.
Be careful with me.
It does get.
She has a lot of catchy songs, but I think if aliens existed, they would definitely be playing this.
Common?
Yes.
The universe of mind control?
I love that.
Absolutely.
I'm just saying.
Yeah, because it turns me out, like, out of all the music that exists in the world, right?
Since humans started making music.
I love Cardi for, like, the confidence.
Just like that one for that thinks that he would go to dinner with him.
Exactly.
I was like, aliens would be listening to me.
Yeah.
Okay.
Of everybody.
They'd be streaming me.
I don't even know if they have a whop.
You know.
You're right.
That's up.
You never know.
And everybody knows.
And everybody knows.
But everybody knows if aliens, since they do exist,
if they had a stereo, if they could get past the ox,
they're listening to Kit Kuddy.
They're up there, viping, day and nighting, okay?
This is a man on the mooning.
They're listening to Kuddy.
Yeah.
I know it.
He understands them.
Cutty, yeah.
I mean, he is pretty, like, intergalactic.
He has done some songs.
He has a song called Intergalactic.
Yeah, satellite, flight, all this type of stuff.
Maybe he's dropping hints.
I feel like, interesting.
In his music, because, okay, so we were talking about Jane Aiko yesterday.
In her music, she does a lot of sound bats.
True.
So, like, she knows, like, different sounds to make, like, to help you heal.
Frequency.
Yeah, frequency.
If anyone knows frequencies, it's Kid Kuddy.
And I feel like he's been sending out frequencies to, like, he's why the aliens are here.
Because he sent out all the men on the moon frequencies.
Maybe this whole time we thought he was humming.
He was really communicating with the aliens.
Yeah.
I love his hum.
That's a alien language.
What song would aliens be listening to?
I don't know.
I feel like aliens just,
they'd be cruising.
They'd be cruising in the sky.
And crashing.
Yeah, because, you know, they always see them in the sky.
Maybe their speeds are a little faster,
but to them they're cruising, you know.
You think aliens are listening to Computer Love.
Hey, they better watch out.
It's not like menace to society where another guy,
Another alien comes in and says, give me a double cheeseburger.
Oh, my God.
And robs them at an alien point.
Aliens, including to computer love is wild.
Yeah, because how they communicate with us.
How?
Computers.
Oh.
That's how they communicate with this?
They invented computers.
I thought it was with lights in the sky.
No, they invented it, so they keep track of us like that.
So listen, shine bright like a diamond.
Like diamonds in the sky.
Shout to Rihanna.
Real.
Okay, Angie, you have a...
I do.
I think they'd be listening to this.
You're annoying.
No word.
Fantastic.
Wait, wait for it.
That's definitely their invasion song.
Yes.
No, no.
Meow.
Miam.
Miam.
All job.
They're all right.
Angie is alleging that the aliens are barbs.
They're definitely barbs.
But Cardi B said that, you know, you have to choose aside.
So I don't know.
Are they barb?
See, we can never talk about Cardi without Barb's community.
Yeah.
What the hell?
I like them both.
I like them both.
Or maybe they're divided like us humans.
Oh, yeah.
Half of us are Cardi side.
and then others are
I guess why they bring drama to it
I know I love you I love that
I could hear they're playing that though
Yeah
For sure
That would be like a
Like the first festival in space is going to be crazy
Yeah
Okay Irene
I know that yours might be a little bit controversial
But you know you are we do the dang thing
I don't I just send it to the
Oh
I know I know
I know
Respectfully Irene
Respectfully Irene
With aliens
The aliens
The aliens
All right
All right
Chargers
You got some explaining to do
Okay
Because reportedly you're buying fans out here
You're A-I-in fans out here
Or leasing a wrenching or leasing a renti
Oh yeah they had the robots that one time
That makes this a lot more suspicious
Okay so on Monday
The Chargers lost to the Cowboys
And there was one fan in the stands
that got everybody's attention because she was so animated with them,
like very frustrated at times, very happy when they got like good plays.
Overzealous.
Very, very much so.
She went viral everywhere, everyone sharing her.
And not like that.
Well, probably, probably.
The teams are.
Her name is Marianne Doe.
Okay.
And she's seeing like just how viral she's getting,
but also addressing that, hey, as much as you guys are sharing my reactions and saying
I'm not real.
I am the real thing.
Check this out.
I'm not an AI.
I am just a low-key mom chilling,
enjoying my date night out because all my kids.
Can you play it again?
I'm not paid.
That's a lie.
I'm not.
Yeah, okay.
She sounds like a narc.
One.
I'm just chilling.
I'm just chilling.
And then two.
I'm just here doing mom fan things.
Marianne Doe.
Oh, like Jane Doe.
Come on.
The signs are all there, people.
Okay.
you have to see this video of just her reactions and all of that.
Like it's a Brownback Mornings 106 of how baby girl is just like,
she's so animated for the target.
She's very animated.
I've never met it with Chargers fan.
Period.
I've never met Chargers fan.
That's animated like that, right?
Now, there is a supposed photo of her as a Vikings fan.
Yeah.
No.
With face paint on.
But this could be someone else.
I don't know if it's her just.
It's not 100% short.
She has face paint on.
It's kind of like a far photo.
Yeah.
Very much a far forward.
But people are saying she has to be like at some point someone had to have reached out like, hey, we like your faces that you do.
Can you come and do them on screen?
Because even just for them to even pan into her and no, stay on her.
Yeah.
Right.
Do you think she's real or not?
I don't know.
It does seem a little extra.
Yeah.
Very extra.
It's just a little, little much.
She was really happy.
Like, yeah, no, I saw her jumping up and down super animated like being extra with the face expressions.
Girl, like, yeah, calmerite.
You know all your face.
Maybe she was in cheer before.
You know how in cheer you had to do facials?
No.
One thing I do know is for sure she has road rage.
She has to have road rage.
With those expressions?
Yeah.
Yeah, you get in the coffee.
Very animated.
All right, look, I could break this down.
Break it down.
Break it.
Look, as you guys have seen with the NFL,
there's been a large push this season to get female fans, right?
They're always panning the Taylor Swift.
Yeah.
They posted Taylor Swift on their head.
header.
Okay.
This week,
they didn't pan to Taylor Swift,
okay?
Right,
yeah.
And they suspiciously just started focusing on this one fan
at a Chargers game,
Monday night football.
Okay.
That's like the biggest night of the week, right?
Yeah,
that's right.
That is.
Biggest night of the week.
Her jersey was brand new.
Okay.
She was wearing,
I think, a baby blue jersey.
Yes.
The next day,
she goes on the Pat McCaffee show.
Mind you.
Who's that?
He's on,
he's on,
It's a huge sports.
Wow.
All of a sudden she gets all of these interview opportunities.
Okay.
And then mind you, Monday night football is on ESPN, right?
Pat McCaffey's also now on ESPN.
So how did they get her info so fast?
One, she's not wearing the same jersey as the day before.
She has a brand new white jersey.
What do you mean the day?
Oh, when she's on with him?
On Tuesday.
Oh my gosh, she's wearing a white jersey.
To have outfit changes.
How does she have all these jerseys who really buys charger jerseys?
Let's be real.
She has two in her closet, doubt it.
And then not only that, she has a high, like, frequency webcam, right?
Oh.
When she's getting interviewed by Pam McCaffee.
Yeah.
And it's like, bro, she's just a mom.
There's just a mom.
It's just a mom.
Vintage helmets.
They're like, she's been a charger fan for.
She couldn't have been a fan for a long time.
Not that deep.
She says, I'm just a mom chilling.
I'm just a mom.
Oh, let's be real.
Yeah, I get what you mean.
You know what I'm saying?
All this stuff is too perfect.
The fact that she's so well-spoken.
She's industry planted you guys.
We're seeing in front of our eyes.
Wake up.
Open your time.
third eyes.
This is a push by the NFL to get more female fans involved and sell jerseys.
Okay.
Well, one thing is, let's say she is an actress, right?
Yeah.
Now she got to be a charge of a fan for life.
She messed up.
Oh, you know, but.
No, it doesn't matter.
People are going to forget, bro.
This is literally, this is intended.
The fact that we're talking about this, everybody's talking about this.
Because it's a plant.
The NFL posted a photo of her, of, uh, of,
her themselves like they put it on their IG what's crazy is that the stuff in the
stand is getting more attention the stuff in the field yeah like that's wild that I
like what's making reports is not so on like the the teams and and the games
Taylor Swifties let's see they're gonna send you a jersey very soon and you're gonna
stop it Victor they are they're going to trust me because I'm not gonna judge you I'm
not gonna judge you straight from the sidelines
So what's your celebration?
Leti.
And they scored a touchdown.
How are you celebrating?
I jump up and down, clearly, duh.
That'll get them.
They're going to pan to you.
Yeah, exactly.
Jersey increased sales.
A thousand percent.
And let your sales increase you at the same time.
You're going to give her a white jersey?
Yes.
They're going to start saying, let you in the stadiums.
Fat Lechette.
T-shirt content.
Letcher in the stadiums, yo.
Sorry, guys, they're perverts.
That's crazy.
But Vic.
This is something you do for free, which is crazy to me.
Wait, wait, hold on.
At least she got paid.
Vic is renown, renown, to not be able to be bought, but he can be rented.
Yes.
Okay.
And as a person who's been rented, I know one when I see one.
So this past year, he's already worn a Rams jersey, even though he's a Raiders fan.
It was a sweatshirt that I bought with my own money.
Yeah.
Rams.
Rams.
But he's a Raiders fan.
Yes.
Chargers.
No, not Chargers.
No, not Chargers.
No, no, no.
Not yet.
He's had both a Galaxy and L.A.F.C.
You did that?
I hope not.
Yeah, they sent it to me.
Yeah.
You better burn that.
I didn't burn it.
No, he didn't.
I'm passing it down to my great, great, great, great, great, great kids.
And if you use code Vic at checkout.
Absolutely.
Yeah, I've been, I've been.
What will Vic say if he gets questioned if he's real or not?
What will he be saying?
You could play the clip now, sir.
You will say, I'm not paid.
I'm not an AI
I am just a low-key mom
I'm a low-key mom
We have shout-outs though Irene
Who do we shout-outs?
I have a shout-outs
I have a shout-outs
So my day ones is their birthday today
My homie Jonathan who's on tour with
Iladio Carillon
And then also the homie Eric
Who's Los Angeles Donuts
Their birthday today
Happy birthday
Are they twins?
No
Okay
And then my brother-in-law
which is Felipe,
happy birthday, too.
Happy birthday, Felipe.
Yeah, and then Mike shot me a DM.
It was his son Milan's birthday yesterday,
and he wanted to wish him a happy belated.
Oh, happy belated, Milan.
Felis belated.
Ah, B'i.
Oh, little papacito.
By the way, Irene, you sent me this video
of three little boys in the backseat.
That was Ezekiel and his brothers.
Yes.
Shout to Ezekiel and his brothers
for having Bible names, first of all,
so the standard just set very high.
But they were just chilling in the backseat,
and it was super cool that they were.
were listening to us.
So shout out to everybody
that's in the backseat
right now listening to us.
Kids.
Kids.
Yeah, underwear is school.
What are you?
It's too early,
Michael.
Speaking of,
why are you going to be
Cucino all the time?
All the time.
It's 7.
34 in the morning,
35.
I could never.
I can never.
Okay.
Angelica,
we also have to say
a nice shout out.
Yes.
Two,
who was that I mean?
Aubrey and Evan.
Oh,
oh my time.
No.
Well, yeah.
And Evan.
Yeah.
Aubrey and Evan,
they were actually
repeating Sombr Salahela.
And they put,
Their mom posted it on IG.
Yeah, they have cool podcast gear.
You can go to Bramback Mornings 106.com.
Brambach morning's 106 on Instagram.
It's this brother and sister that have podcast gear
and that are recreating Sombra Sala in their living room,
in their salae with Sombra.
It's shady in there.
Oh, my God, it's vibes.
It's funny because you're talking about the chisement from yesterday,
how I cannot say, I love you too, Mark.
Not that you cannot.
You are able.
You refuse to.
You refuse to.
Yeah.
In front of my family.
in front of my family.
But it's cool because they're actually tuned in.
Say my name.
And Angie,
know me and you spoke about a certain shout out yesterday.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
I completely forgot.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Let me look for her.
She sucks as a Tia.
Shout out to Angie's niece.
Yeah, yeah, Jasmine.
She's part of band in her school.
She goes to Sigurstrom, which is Angerstrom.
Yeah, she's a singer.
Dang, I really think I have it, and then you show me that I don't.
It's Sigrstrom, yeah.
Segerstrom.
Seagerstrom.
She goes to see a singer.
She's a senior out there
And she's actually in
And band
She's such a little nerd
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, she's in bad
And she got recognized
They posted her on their Instagram
And we're like, what they say?
It's amazing.
Yeah, she came home and she's like,
Are you proud of me?
Look, look.
And then she kept short it to me.
I'm like, yeah, that's up.
Tell her you love her.
No.
Yeah, yeah.
I love you.
I love you.
They are.
Brownback loves you, man.
Wow, yeah.
Hey, I'm shouting her out.
that's how I show my love.
So the S-F-H-S Jaguars on Instagram,
they sent her like a, like,
they featured her on the story.
That's amazing.
That's super cool.
And it says her favorite memory
is my first away game
because I was away from my Tia,
edgy.
That does great much.
Shout out you,
yeah, yeah.
Yeah, sure you, yeah.
Yay.
Probably in band right now.
Oh, like you.
All right, check this out,
homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for the homie helpline.
Danny's mom thinks everything is the devil, and he needs our help.
So he sent us a DM and said,
Brown Bag, my name is Danny, and I just graduated high school.
I currently live with my parents who happened to be religious.
Growing up, I was one of those kids like Maximo, who never celebrated Halloween.
Oh, don't bring me into this.
He said, I either stayed home or went to a classroom when my schools would celebrate.
Oh, my gosh.
I did that.
I stayed home.
For real?
Okay.
My mom wasn't that bad.
Yeah.
You must have no cavities, huh?
No, I do.
I feel like if you don't celebrate Halloween,
eat any candies.
That's a lot of candy intake for the year.
Yeah.
I consumed most of my candy intake.
For sure.
All right.
He said,
I either stayed home and went to a classroom when my school to celebrate.
I never really argued with my parents out of respect for them.
However,
this year,
I got invited to a Halloween party,
and I really want to see what it's about.
I've actually never dressed up, so it feels weird, but I'm going to do it.
Oh, I also know all the ladies are going to be popping out.
He's right, though.
Yeah, should I let my mom know ahead of time or surprise her?
I also don't want to hide it anymore because I'm tired of faking the funk.
I do have guilt, but I know it's the only way I can be myself.
He's the oldest senior in high school I've ever heard.
I thought he said he just graduated.
He's the oldest graduate of high school that says faking the funk.
I didn't even know they knew that term.
They must be bringing their back on TikTok.
He's not with the Rizness.
Not at all.
He said he's dressing up as Joker and he knows she's going to flip.
She doesn't even know that he watches these type of movies.
Oh, Joker movies?
Yeah.
Damn.
All right.
Danny's going through it.
Danny just graduated high school.
His parents never let him celebrate Halloween.
He never got to dress up.
Now he's invited to a Halloween party.
He wants to dress up as Joker.
That means he's been watching Joker movies behind his parents back.
Yeah.
I'm in there.
So you said that you're doing stuff out of respect for your parents.
You're not respecting them.
Yeah.
Because you were watching it in their house.
Respect thy parents.
Mm-hmm.
And so now you want to, you want to know whether you should sneak away and dress up or dress up in their face and shock them.
And they probably pass away from you having the devil in.
Oh, don't see that.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know, Maximo.
You have been there.
So what's up?
I've been there.
Yo, I mean, I, I, this is crazy.
Because, I mean, it happens.
It happens a lot.
And a lot of the kids, I grew up with like a large community of kids.
Like our church had like 50, 60 kids.
Sounds like, cool.
And then, you know, all of us were always, you know, kind of like teetering that line of like trying to respect our parents' views and then also the reality of what's going on.
Be a kid.
Be a kid and just enjoy it.
And for me, it took a little while too.
And in high school, I was just like, you know what?
I'm going to do it.
So what happens?
Talk to me.
What happens on Halloween?
Like, what would happen?
Growing up, I would stay home.
It was like a day off.
But like so all the kids, no, no, no, like literally on home when people were trick-or-treating.
Oh, at nighttime.
We just like a regular day.
Was this a regular day?
At your house?
Yeah.
It was like a regular day.
No scary movies.
No scary movies.
Not even Halloween town.
So little kids are outside like, hi.
And knocking and your neighbors and all of that.
So you would just be home, like, chilling.
Yeah, we'd be chilling.
Like, don't look outside.
I mean, we, like, at first I would say maybe like the first three years, it was, like, weird.
than you'd want to join,
but after that,
it just became normal.
Yeah,
this is one of the kids
that are not going to heaven
or out of you crazy stuff.
Oh,
little demonious.
Yeah.
Angie,
your parents are not as religious as them,
but you also didn't celebrate Halloween.
No,
so I remember my mom would always say like,
oh,
we're not celebrating Halloween
because that's the birthday of the devil.
Oh, my God.
Right?
That was her thing.
But at that time,
we lived,
like, in apartments.
I remember seeing the little kids
trick-treating,
and I remember I would be outside sitting down
and just watching them.
And I'm wanting to be,
be part of that so bad.
That's not me.
That's not me that sci-fi.
Yeah, no, I really, really wanted to dress up like a witch since I was little.
But I think, like, when I first dressed up, it was like, middle school, I have to say.
Yeah.
Behind their back or?
No, my mom was just like, it's fine.
Yeah.
It's nothing bad.
Oh, did that trip you out?
Like, my whole life.
Yes.
You told me it was a devil's birthday.
Now I'm like, oh, it's not a big deal, mom.
All of a sudden.
Okay.
As a parent.
As a parent, she said that, because she didn't want to pay for the costumes or the thing in the beginning.
Because you had eight siblings.
Yeah.
It's expensive.
Yeah.
But I always remember that I'm like, I always wanted to see that.
I always wanted to be a little witch and I would just see the kids trick-or-treating.
Like, that was so sad.
Would you guys get mad at your parents?
No.
How can I get mad at my mom?
It became normal.
Really?
It became bad.
It's the devil to you, mama!
I would be in there like that.
I'll be beeping my mom.
Yeah.
No.
You also have.
the complexion where you can be with your mom.
Both Angie and Maximil could not be with her mom.
Flying changlats everywhere.
Coming out of nowhere from heaven.
God sandals.
Yeah, all of that.
But it just trips me out that he's 18.
This is the first Halloween party he gets invited to.
I'm sure.
The first shirt is a little while.
Because even for me, like I would say I started like going out maybe around 10th grade.
and then, you know, I think my mom started noticing, like,
and just being, like, trying to, like, pray for me more.
And, like, she would think, like, something was wrong with me.
I was like, nothing is wrong with me.
I'm just being a vulnerable teenager.
Everything is to damn it to you, mama.
Yeah.
It's just growing up.
So both of you had parents, both Angie and Maximo,
had parents that initially when you were kids
didn't let you celebrate Halloween.
And then just, you just grew out of it?
Yeah, my aunt got over it.
For me, it was crazy.
I know.
Because the fear that they instilled in you as children is just like, oh, yeah, you know that.
Just kidding.
Psych.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
To me it was just like standing up against like what I wanted to do.
Yeah.
Like it took a certain age to like, it wasn't even like fear.
And then she just prayed for you more.
She just prayed for me more.
Yeah.
Because I remember even with your son's birthday party that I wasn't, I just went to.
Yeah.
She didn't go to the birthday party because she doesn't believe in birthday parties?
No, she, she does birthday parties.
She doesn't like drinking around her.
Oh.
Oh.
So you don't drink around her.
Okay.
I don't.
Because she was like, yeah, my mom's not coming because, like, this is a birthday party.
But yesterday she took him to Chuckie Cheese and I was like, what did that mean?
I did like too hard.
Like I'm like, if anything is coming for the devil, it'd be.
Chucky?
Nothing.
Nothing.
I love Chuckie cheese.
Wrong Chucky, wrong Chucky, wrong Chucky, wrong too.
Okay.
That's crazy.
And shout out to our Papacito Danny.
Yeah, he's going through it.
That's bad.
And I think it's like a little phase where he's going to have to do it.
Yeah, fool, he's 18.
He can do what he wants.
You know what trip me out in my neighborhood growing up, like when we went trick-or-treating,
there was a church that did trick-or-treat stuff.
Like you would go around the block and then you ended up at this church that had like all the lights on and then they had games.
Look, he was like a little fair at the church.
So to me, Jesus is like, what's up with it?
They call it something different though.
They call it like a harvest fest.
Oh, is that why?
My church was like, come get you a trick-or-trink.
Jesus had a little devil one
He's like
Aha! Not this guy!
I'm the one God loves!
But on tonight
I used to take my son to a Lutheran
church and they did like a
trunk or treat so yeah it was like harvest
They celebrated it like nothing.
Yeah.
Yeah. I don't know.
Very mixed up ways to grow up
but I feel for Danny and both Maximo
and Angie had the same type of experience.
I just feel really sad because I could picture Angie
at like the apartment building
just watching all her friends.
A little brown girl?
Get trick-or-treating and we would be,
I would tell them like we don't.
I would pass you a little,
like a little candy.
Yeah, no,
I would go to the neighbors,
which is like next door
and I would ask them for candy.
My mom didn't know.
But you wouldn't say trick-a-tree.
No.
I'll go the next day and be like,
do you guys have candy?
You can share.
You guys, this is so sad.
You had to wait.
And she's about to cry.
All right, let's help Danny, okay?
Danny wants to know if he should let his mom know
that he's going to this Halloween party
because he's going to go.
And if he goes all out
Joker.
And he's going to dress up as Joker.
Like all out?
Like face painting?
He's been waiting for this moment.
She's going to flip.
He still lives with her.
He still lives with mom.
Yeah.
Okay.
He just graduated.
He still lives at his parents' home.
Or should she, he just surprised her like.
No.
He should just go to the homies house.
Get ready over there.
Okay.
Right.
Because then they're going to change the locks.
That's also assuming he has homies.
Hey.
Hey.
It's so funny
The Ty big
Oh I'm sorry
Oh my God
I'm sorry
You are the devil
You're the devil
It's not me
Okay but yeah Danny
Danny needs our help
He wants to celebrate Halloween
This year
For the first time
And he wants to know
If he should just
Spring it on his mom
Or if he should tell her
beforehand to kind of prepare her
He wants to be Joker
Yeah he wants to be the Joker
I wish he would want to be Batman
He could be something more
pain, but you know, sometimes when you cage people in, you know, they go all out.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
Okay.
And he's gone through his whole life, not celebrating.
Not celebrating this holiday, but he's tired of it.
We're talking to Angie and Mycimo, who both didn't celebrate it.
Right.
Maximo, it's against your church.
It was against my mom's church, yes?
No, it still is.
I think you just, you stop carrying after a while.
Yeah.
So all that work you put in when you were a kid, just.
Yeah.
It's all for nothing.
I just asked for forgiveness at the end of the day.
Oh my God.
He has Pokemon cards in his pocket right now.
He don't care no more.
I just got to say sorry and then I'll lose forgiving.
Best friends.
Okay.
You got our best friends?
Yes.
Angie, you had to be outside of everything.
Like you couldn't get trick-or-cheek.
And you really wanted it because my people said we just stayed home.
It didn't really bother him.
For you, it's like, you know, you saw.
Yeah.
Because all of your friends in the neighborhood, they were all trick-or-treaty.
Not me.
And then what about like, what about at school?
Because at school, one of my favorite things to do at school was the parade, the costume praise.
I would have participated.
I would just see them.
What would you tell your friends when they would ask you?
That I didn't witness it.
That we don't have to celebrate Halloween.
Maybe that's why I don't like Halloween.
Maybe.
Yeah, and that's why I like Christmas a lot.
Because you were allowed to celebrate it.
Yeah, I was allowed to celebrate Christmas.
Yeah.
Praise me.
Oh, good.
Halloween was the devil's birthday.
Yeah, but it's my mom.
Apparently one year stopped being his birthday.
Yeah, apparently it was.
mom was just like, hey, it's okay, it's not that bad I guess.
I think for me, once the hormones here, I'm going out.
I'm outside, whatever it is, Monday, Tuesday, Halloween day.
Anything.
Okay, right now there's a kid in the car that can't celebrate a Halloween that's looking at his mom.
Like, is this going to change your mind?
Is this going to change your mind?
Can I celebrate this year, please?
Or Angie, you said that you started being like, Mom, I don't want to celebrate Halloween.
Like, you started just agreeing?
No, I would just tell her like, no, you're right, mom.
It's bad.
It is the devil's birthday.
I want to go to heaven, mom.
You're right.
Go to Heather.
The candy doesn't even taste me.
I don't even like candy, mom.
Oh, I feel so bad for you guys.
I know.
I had a blast.
Dude, I remember going out, trick-or-treating.
We had two bags full.
Like, my dad would carry a bag of our candy,
and then we had another bag.
We were running around.
And it was, like, it was the 90s, so I was, like,
walking around.
I was seven years old walking around.
My cousins were, like, just walking forever.
It's a whole vibe.
Yeah, we were like.
Trick-or-treat night is a vibe.
It's the best thing ever.
You're running around.
You're running into your homies.
And like around the black, you're like, oh, what's that?
What'd you do?
What'd you get?
So much fun.
I got a KKat.
I got Eminem's, wow.
Yeah, I feel bad.
You guys don't know, like, fun-sized twigs bars and all this stuff.
Okay, chill.
Well, at least for me, I started in middle school.
Okay.
I'm not saying.
It doesn't hit the same when you have to buy yourself.
It's like core memories of that fun.
Yeah, my core memory is not trick-or-treating.
Yeah.
Of, like, youth.
Yeah.
And just like jolly.
Dang.
You guys would go trick-treating with your friends?
Oh, so, no.
My friends.
With me, it's like I went with my dad, my sister,
and, but you meet up with your friends because it's from the same neighborhood
because you guys all go to the school, like, hello, zones, right?
Unless you drove out and permits and all that, whatever.
But you would run into them or you'd go to their house.
Like, ooh, this is where Jessica lives?
Wow.
I would go with my cousins.
We would go to, like, to, like, richer neighborhoods.
And then we would get, like, the big candy bars.
Then we would switch fast.
Richard and the rich one you already lived there?
Yeah, we were going to like uptown with her and stuff.
Oh, my gosh.
And then so then we would like switch masks and then go back to the same houses and get more candy.
And you know what the best part was, Angie and Maximo?
What?
Is when you got back home.
And then you just unleashed all the candies on the floor.
You just like let it all out.
And you're just rummaging.
It's like when the piñata burst, but all the candies for you.
You don't have to share it.
Yeah.
And everybody else has their own candy.
So nobody's trying to dig into yours.
I got that when I was like 12.
I got that.
No, but you don't know what it's like having to be seven.
No.
It's too late.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was too old.
And then we were dressed up.
Like I was dressed up as like Princess Jasmine.
Look at my feast.
Look on my splendor.
And then when you got to high school age and you started egging houses, it was amazing.
You did that?
And you would keep at the house?
No.
No?
Okay.
But we need help for Danny.
Daddy just graduated high school.
He wants to go to a Halloween party.
He finally got invited to one.
That he wants to go to Dress the Joker.
He lives with his mom still, though, and she don't believe in it.
She never let him celebrate it.
Should he tell her?
She just find out on the ground on her face.
Irene, who do we got on my baby girl?
We have Jose from Panorama City Online 4.
Come on.
Jose, good morning, Jose.
Panorama.
Good morning.
How are you doing?
Amazing.
How are you doing?
Good, good.
I'm driving, actually, but I pulled over already.
I'm good.
Let's go.
Let's go.
A law by these citizen right there.
All right.
Talk to us.
Hey, but first of all, I want to say, I'm sorry for you guys, you know, for the
guys that, for the people that weren't able to celebrate Halloween.
That's kind of fucked.
Sorry.
Kind of messed up.
Yeah.
Yeah, super messed up.
Thank you.
You know, it's kind of sad, man.
But honestly, like, my dad would I always go outside and he would, like, build little, like, little, like, homemade, like, you know, I don't know, monsters, you know, with, like, 30 clothes.
Oh, that's so tight.
Like scarecrows.
That's cool.
Get into the spirit.
Yeah, but I think that he should just, you know, you know, dress up and pull up and tell you know what.
I'm going to a party, you know, I feel about what you did, you know, when I was a kid.
And, you know, now I want to be, I want to be free.
You know, I want to do my own thing.
So, you know, just do what you've got to do.
I love that, Jose.
She's so going to kick him out of the house.
Oh, you want to be a man?
Oh, you want yourself?
Oh, you got in my house.
Now with these rules.
See if that key works when you come back.
Yeah.
Wow.
None of my kids are going to hell.
I like how Jose was like, damn, for everyone that didn't celebrate sucks to suck.
Yeah, that sucks to be you.
My dad made tear crows.
Yeah.
What would happen like when everything's all decorated?
Don't look over there.
Don't look over there.
Like, if you would be passing by?
That's cool.
Just, you know, devil, the devil's around them?
Pray for them?
Yeah, pray for them.
My mom's thing was like, you're inviting the devil into your house.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I'm telling you, she was very like, church, church, church, church.
All right.
Irene, who else you got in the line?
We have Juliana from San Bernardino on 9-3.
Juliana.
Juliana.
Hey.
Hey, girl.
What's up, Juliana?
Hey, so I wanted to say that I, I have met a lot of religious people.
I work at a middle school right now in the area.
that I'm in.
I don't know if you guys happen to know,
but there's, like, a lot of, like,
pop-up churches in the I-E.
Pop-up churches?
Like, what, like, churches that are, like, in a retail spot?
Like, honestly, honestly, they're, like, culty churches.
Dang.
Yeah, they're, like, these, like, fake Christian churches,
and, like, they're, like, they're just,
they're just, they're less.
But, like, at the same time, it's, like, they're just, they're a lot.
Wow.
Not us as Catholics judging.
Yeah.
Oh, look at us.
Look at that.
Linners.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
But, like, you know, I work with a lot of kids.
The teacher that I work with, she's an old,
she used to go to Catholic school.
So, like, I've had a lot of Jehovah Witnesses friends, like, stuff like that.
But people with, like, religious trauma end up with a lot of, like,
anger.
Like, like, Angie and Maximo were feeling, you know?
They're angry people.
They're so angry.
They're angry people.
That's why Angie hates kids and Maximo is just like so...
Yeah, he punches the wand between breakers.
That's not.
You know, and it's like they deserve to have fun.
And like I told the girl that answered the phone, I was like, you know,
Jesus would love us honestly either way.
If we dressed up, if we didn't like that's...
That to me, Jesus would love us gay.
Jesus would love us, you know, if we dress up, all those things, you know.
And so...
I think that he should really dress up.
I also agree with you guys about the Joker costume.
I think that's kind of problematic, but, I mean, he is probably going all out
because he's been chained up for so long.
But I seriously think that it wouldn't hurt him and that he is 18.
He can start kind of trying to figure out his own life.
Mom could only get him so far.
That part.
Go have fun, fool, because Juliana, she's around all these weird little problems.
Get away.
Get away.
That's true.
That's true.
People in the Bible, they all had something, like, it's not a book full of saints.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's facts.
Everyone has something that Jesus said, you know what?
I'm still going to be your homie.
You got a sin to be forgiven.
Yeah.
Think about it.
Wow.
That's a good one.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Just thought about it right now.
Wow.
And very manipulative.
All right.
All right.
Irene, who else we got baby girl?
We have Oscar from Ontario Online One.
Okay.
Oscar from Ontario on line one.
Oscar.
Hey, how's it going?
Good morning, guys.
What's up, Oscar?
What are you up to?
I'm on my way to work, but I pulled over to save me like the other guy.
Wow.
Oh, lighting citizens!
All right, Oscar.
My advice would be, yeah, like, I'm already 18, mom.
Like, whatever our religion was, maybe I changed my religion, you know?
Like, double heart attack.
Double heart attack.
Get Buddhist on her.
Hurry!
I'm in a situation like that, but opposite, it's funny because, like, I grew a Catholic and, well, my mom, we always celebrated and did our thing.
But my daughter now, she goes with her cousin.
She's eight years old, and she goes with her cousin to a Christian church.
And she herself told me, like, oh, I can't do Halloween this year.
And this is not a number of things.
Wow.
I'm like, really?
So every year, like, she would always dress up as whatever character she wanted.
And then so now she's like, I can't do it.
And I'm like, really?
I was like, why don't you ask the church?
So I guess apparently she asked and she said that, that, yeah, like, they can't really celebrate it all this or that.
And then her cousin told her, well, maybe if you're an angel, so she wants to go.
But she picked a costume to be an angel now.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
She cracked the cold.
Okay.
Okay. Oscar.
Oscar, did that trip you out?
Did that trip you out that you celebrated all her life?
So up until seven years old, she's.
been dressed up you guys been celebrating Halloween
all crazy and now she told you
a dad you know this from the devil?
You know dad? I want us to be saved dad.
She made you feel bad huh? Yeah she said it's the devil's birthday
and like she schooled me on it right?
Wow. Wow. Okay.
Praise B.
So last time I let you go to church.
She found her way around it right?
I like it. There you go.
I like it.
I like it. Maybe he could dress as Jesus.
Oh yeah.
Because she can't get mad at him.
She's going to get extra.
Oh, you can't do that.
You can't do that?
Dress as an angel.
That's a bigger sin?
Yes.
Dang.
So many rules.
There's so many rules.
But you can and can't be.
Yeah.
Angels are the right one.
I like an angel.
Dress up as an angels.
Save Joker for another year.
Just lean into it a little bit.
As an angel, walk in playing Amanda Perez.
It's all good.
You got this.
Little by little.
Isn't it dresses the angel of death?
Sambra Sala with Angie
All right you guys
Miss Brittany Spears
She's dropping her book title
It's the woman
The woman in me
And she's talking about a lot of things
She even dropped like a whole promo video
On her IG to promote this book
Listen
You think you know
But you have no idea
But I know everything's gonna come together
And everything's gonna be fun
There's a lot that people don't know
That I want them to know
It's really cool to watch all the stuff that I've done before because it felt like your look up or your earbook.
It's like I get off on challenging myself, pushing myself to the limit.
I'm going to be strong.
I will be strong.
Wow.
So dramatic, Brady.
But I get it, you guys.
Because in this book, she's like talking about a lot of things.
Like one thing she talked about is like why she shaped her head.
And then she also said.
The infamous her shaving her head.
Yeah, I'd tell us and seven when she just went bold.
Yeah.
And then she's also talking about how like her dad would body shame her and call her fat.
Oh man.
Her dad that ended up being her conservator for all of these years.
Taking that money.
Yeah, for real.
But the one that everyone's, that we're all talking about is the fact that Brittany revealed that she had a pregnancy and that she actually had an abortion when she was dating Justin Timberlakes.
Oh, man.
Not only that, you guys, but get this.
Justin's excuse at that time was saying that he was just too young and he wasn't ready to be a dad.
So this is all going to be a part of.
It's all part of her book, yeah.
And her and Justin were the it couple.
Like, back in the day, like, it was, that was Barbie and Kent.
Matching denim suits.
Yeah, Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears.
And I think even about just their being intimate is that at that time, especially with pop singers,
nothing like that ever happened.
They held hands.
They were all of that.
Like, they never, and I think she was very open about, like, no, I'm not going to wait till I'm married.
They would always ask her about all that.
And she said that, no, she always took.
that very seriously and she would say this all the time.
And my mom also, once you have sex with a guy that, you know, you're with or whatever,
it's like so many more emotions are involved and everything gets like, you know, crazy and twisted.
Nine months later, us weekly gold posed pose the same question.
And she said, quote, I want to wait to ask until I'm married.
I do.
I want to wait.
So that was her thing.
It was always the thing like, okay, pretty.
I got to wait.
That was the time.
Like, people used to harp on innocence.
Yeah.
And you have to remember, like, they, when she was eating.
Justin, they were like in their late teens, early 20s, and they were in the peak of their career.
I did it for like three years.
Yeah, 1999 to like 2002.
They're not long?
Yeah, not that long.
But apparently she was pregnant and she got that abortion.
And when she found out that she was pregnant to her, she was like, it was like a surprise.
But to her it wasn't like something bad because in her head she thought she was going to end up with Justin.
She was going to have a family, all that stuff.
Yeah.
What did she say about it in the book?
In the book, she said, yeah, she said, let me see.
He said he wasn't ready to have a baby at that time.
And if it had been up, left up to me, I would never have done it.
And Justin was so sure that he didn't want to be a father.
Yeah, that's a big revelation, I think, because everyone is so, like, one, it's Britney Spears.
You got to think about it.
In context, you may even, like, laugh at her right now or, like, just think it's, like, a funny story.
Not even, just like, it's, she's a spectacle.
At one point in time, biggest pop artist in the world.
In the world.
And she was coming up at the time Michael Jackson, Beyonce,
NC, Backshy, Boys, Christina Aguilera, but it's Britney Spears, okay?
The pop princess.
The pop princess, she was beautiful, like, she's young, she's everything, had it all.
Like, I, for sure, you just remember that time of Britney Spears.
Like, she was on top of the world.
Yeah.
Okay?
Yeah.
Well, how we see, quote unquote, Taylor Swift is how Britney.
had us in a chokehold, okay?
Just like that.
And she wore, like, cute little, like, outfits.
Everyone remembers her fits.
Yeah.
Yeah.
When she came out in the VMAs with the, yeah, the snake, all that stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, she was, like, seen as, like, perfect.
Yep.
Perfect.
And then, um, not everything's perfect.
Not everything's perfect, like Lettie said.
Because then afterwards, after they broke up, Justin went on to, like, a little
red, and he was just saying, like, oh, yeah, you know what?
I took her virginity away.
No.
Yes.
He didn't.
Yes, letty, he did, okay?
Listen.
Justin Timberlake is in the house
And I just want to ask you one question
Did you
Britney Spears
Yes or no
Oh man
Okay I did it
Yeah
Dude they asked him like that
That's crazy
He answered like that
He answered he would brag about it
He's like yeah I did that
I did that
Mind you Britney's out here saying like
No I'm gonna wait for marriage
So that was really really embarrassing
Because I know right now that her books coming out
Justin's reps or people are like
Like, hey, we're just, we don't want to, but we don't want to even give it time.
We just want to, like, he's married.
He has kids, all of that.
He wants to forget about it.
But it's like, dang, when it was that time, you were the one kind of pouncing on it.
Yeah.
Spilling the beans.
Yeah, because at that time, he's the one that spun it and made it seem like Britney's the one that cheated.
Like that she was evil.
That she was a bad one.
But now we're, like, after this book, like, all these things are coming out.
It's like, we're seeing all this, you guys.
Dude, he kicked off his solo career.
with a song about how she cheated.
Yes.
I thought she was like the worst person ever after that song.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking of like.
Damn, she did you like that, JT?
Meanwhile, and at that time she could definitely have said some stuff.
Yeah.
Meanwhile, she's also keeping that secret.
Yeah, and she's just hiding.
And she's just embarrassed, listen.
Really weird time there was talk about our,
what we did together and like really sexually.
Sexually and stuff.
And I just felt very exploitive and very weird.
I was like, why is he going on his shows and they're asking him and he's talking, you know,
but I'm sure, like, you know, just like right now, you're asking me about it and I'm talking
about it and just kind of comes out.
Oh, she's still trying to, like, I feel so bad for her, like, in retrospect, just like,
I feel like this industry, like, chewed her up and, like, spit her out, you know?
Yeah.
I agree.
I feel terrible for her.
At the same time, like, I think attention is terrible, so I hate these tell-all books.
overall. Why?
Because the truth is coming out.
Yes, it's the truth, but it's also like attention seeking in the sense.
It's like there's so much that I think can be kept in and like just let it go.
Express somewhere else for your own health.
Yeah.
And I think like this book thing, all it's going to do is like relive those moments and it's offer attention.
So you go to media outlets and it's like here's this story.
Here's this story.
And we're seeing it.
Well, the introduce that I'm playing, that's like from like.
Right.
But it's like, it's like, what it seems to me, and I get where you're coming from, like, oh, she's just doing it for attention.
But it may be also that she's lived her whole life, not being able to tell her story, like not be able to control her narrative.
So she's like, look, this is what happened to me, good, bad, and ugly.
And maybe this can help other people that are in that same path.
Kids that grow up that want to be superstars, right?
Like we always talk about how, like, the newer age of people, they don't have the resources that even they,
had as singers.
Like, they don't have ANRs,
they don't have artist development
actors.
And I saw this story
about how Brad Pitt was telling
like this new fool.
Like, dude, they had us go to fight training.
They had us go to like speech.
They had to,
you guys just have it on your own right now
as an actor, right?
So imagine if you have that kind of a blueprint
of here's what to do, what not to do.
We all wish that we had something,
some type of guide.
Yeah.
If she could tell, like,
hey, don't do this.
Be careful of this.
Because no one would have expected that.
The biggest pop singer
girl at the time to have been going through all of that you know right yeah and I think to say she's
seeking attention is like is crazy just because she gets the attention by existing regardless but these
books aside from just bringing like books overall it's just well maybe so I just get rid of all books
you guys no more memoirs no more no more no more memoirs no more no more no more future saying this
it might just make her feel better like getting it off her chest yeah like when we spoke to Oscar and
talking about doing that documentary.
I'll go to the lawyer.
He just talked about feeling so much more free.
And like now all the,
all the answers are out there.
Nobody has to, you know,
ask me about any secrets.
There are no secrets anymore.
I put it all out on the table.
So maybe that's how she's going to feel about that.
Yeah.
There's a sense of freedom in that.
Yeah, I would have.
From even your story, like what you've been through,
no one knows what you specifically have been through.
But you don't know what you telling your story can help somebody else who's going
through the same thing that thinks no one knows what they're going through,
you know?
These tell out bulls.
excuse me tell all books from celebrities and I see it with like the Jada or like and everybody's in the same accord
like why are we hearing about this why are you even talking why but it's like dog there's so much
that you guys think of me I would rather me knowing that I put it out there you know yeah people
are going to make up a story about you anyway might as well be the story you tell true
Very true.
And then it's different with Brittany
because you guys have to remember
she was under the whole conservatorship
under her death so she couldn't even talk about it.
To her, it's like, okay, this is something
she always wanted to do.
Because right now, Maximo, what you're sounding like
is like Justin's sources
because apparently
And Justin run that check, boy!
Accordingly, a source told ET
that Justin and his wife just want everyone to grow
and involve instead of continuing to bring up the past.
That's exactly how you're sounding like.
I'm not going to blame Brittany.
I'm blaming Jaina for this.
Why, right, right.
She's triggering everything.
And this is just adding on to it.
Again, this is completely different.
Because now I listen to Crymea River and this fool had the audacity to be singing this.
Because in that, in that song, it made it attention seeking.
What, didn't his song be attention seeking?
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Knowing, like, you guys, we all cared about that relationship,
and we, like, we wanted to see the tea and we're all, oh, my God, the gossip.
And we bought into it.
I'm sure he has stories that he could release.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Because he was really nervous.
There's so many things that go on behind the scenes that can embarrass each other.
They could go, any couple could go back and forth.
Yeah, and he already embarrassed her with that stuff.
But he embarrassed her with that stuff and he used it to roll out his solo career.
Yeah, this.
Like, he used it to his.
benefit he used her to his benefit and someone are you even the stuff where you could stand up for brittany
where someone it could be like hey i was with her for three years please don't talk about her it's on how
you answer a question right right if i'm being a guy's guy and i get asked if i slept with this girl and i said
yeah i did it how is it her bad if she later was like do you put me through hell that's true
you know what i'm saying even when they broke up like they were asking both them like oh what happened
and she was just like oh it just didn't work out and he was like i don't want to talk about it and then he
released a song.
So he allowed everyone to speculate.
He always allows everybody to speculate.
Even not saying something is saying something.
Yeah.
And then in the video, he had the girl look like her.
Like Britney.
And he just allows things to like flow.
Yeah.
That video made it seem like Brittany was the one that cheated.
Yeah.
But in this book, Britney's revealing that it was the other way around that just then
cheated on her.
Hey, but how dare she even do a tell-all?
Tell her stop.
Tell her shut up.
Leave it in the past.
It's different with Britney.
It's different with Britney.
No, no, wrong.
You were saying that.
You're trying to stop because it's great.
It's true giving me to feel this.
Stop, really.
Leave Britney alone.
All I'm seeing is that when a woman tells her story, a man wants her to shut up about it.
And it's crazy because at that time, like, her only outlet was music, right?
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure she has, like, songs, hella freaking songs about all of this stuff.
And nobody ever allowed her to release it because she was under the conservators.
Maybe she did drop a diss song, but we didn't know it was about Justin.
Don't sound like womanizer.
She wrote it.
She wrote it.
Womanizer.
Maybe that was about Justin.
Maybe that was about Justin.
We never knew though.
Yeah.
And she also didn't put a guy that looked like him in the video.
Like ramen hair.
Ramen noodles.
That would have been a good move.
Yeah.
If she was trying to get attention and exploited.
Crazy.
Again, leave Brittany alone, my grandma.
What's that video?
Live Britney alone.
Leave Jada alone too because that's all another story.
I forgot.
Leave herself alone.
We're talking about brittling?
I know.
This is nothing more bringing.
Sorry.
Yeah.
Don't.
All right.
That's it for Sombrasala.
Brat to you by your local
Southern California and Toyota dealers.
I'm Angie from Brown Banff mornings.
Power window six.
Rur,
Roodle,
right.
You got it.
Power window six.
Okay, look.
So cursive apparently has been winged out of schools,
but now a new bill is required,
a new law that our governor Gavin Newsom has set
is requiring first to sixth grade.
In that time,
between first to sixth grade,
you must learn handwriting.
must teach this.
I guess it was optional before.
If the teachers did it, they did it.
If they didn't, they didn't.
But now it's required.
Kids got to learn cursive, okay?
And this is a cool thing.
Yeah.
Well, what happens if you don't?
You go to jail or what?
It's just a requirement.
I'm like, they made it sound so serious.
Yeah, you have requirements in school.
Yeah.
Required credits, required this.
There's another requirement.
He's saying, look, you've got to do this, all right?
Yes.
I agree.
And I think it is a good thing because we signed so much stuff.
Yes.
Yes.
I have the worst signature.
You have a bad signature?
And then I blame it because my teacher didn't practice too much cursive.
But you were born in the 90s, 40, sorry.
89, okay?
Yeah.
So you should have been taught cursive back in your day.
All right.
Well, excuse me?
Respect to elders.
Okay.
I feel like I have the coolest cursive because of the L.
I feel like some letters suck to write cursive.
A lower case S is annoying.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
Lowercase S?
Yes.
Oh, it is.
No, because it looks like a backwards D.
It looks all fat and ugly.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
What's your least favorite?
I like the capital S.
Sci-fi and A.K.A. Stephen is mad at you right now because there's an S in his name.
But he capitalizes it.
Hopefully.
Right.
Oh, that's what I'm saying.
Okay.
I don't like the B and I, lowercase B and uppercase I because one's the opposite of the other one.
Do you get what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Do you got what I'm saying?
and I is the other way.
Oh, that upsets me all the time.
I have to do my like, wait, is it this one?
Is it the one that has the...
The one I hate is the K.
The K is cool.
I hate the K because it feels like an R.
K does feel like an R.
No, the lowercase R is the worst.
That's my right.
Because it can look like an end.
Yes, exactly.
It's the perfect transition.
Look at our anger for cursing.
Take it out of schools.
No, keep it.
Because then they don't even know how to write a check either.
You know which one I never probably do, ever is a Z.
I feel like I never get that far
Oh me too
I like my Zoro
Zoro
Try out to the kids name Zoro
A Zee looks like a
Zulema
Zulema
Like a 3
Q's are weird
Just because it looks like regular
Q doesn't look cursive
No
Because it's just oh
With the with a with a slash
Through it
It's kind of cool that they're bringing it back
Yeah I like that they're bringing it back
And also like a mental break for kids
Like away from having
Just write your name
Cram like all this information
And then if you're like us kids
When we're little we used to practice
are signatures in case we got famous.
So get to it.
Like you can't practice what you don't know.
True.
So,
yeah,
my autograph right now,
it's so cool.
You know,
which one's cool?
The lowercase G,
even though I'm a big G,
but the lowercase G is,
is,
I don't know,
but big handwriting in general is not cool.
I know,
and you know what sucks?
I passed it down to my son.
So I literally just bought him a handwriting book
last week to practice because it's bad.
Like,
it's really bad.
Okay,
so I did something.
Ms.
Lati did something.
Ms.
Letty printed.
out everybody's name in cursive.
Yeah, so we could do our cursive handwriting practice.
And we're going to put it on Brown Bag
Mornings 106.
So you could see who feels like they just need,
they need to go back to school.
They need to go first through sixth grade.
And everyone, keep in mind that my hand is broken.
Oh, your head's not broken.
Vic has the shakiest handwriting.
And he's been cursiving his name since he learned cursive.
Like it makes no sense how squiggly is.
Yeah, it's a squeakily toilet.
It's because I had a computer at a very young age.
Oh.
So ask me words per minute.
Ask me words per minute and I got you.
WPM, you're hilarious.
Yes, for a minute?
Yeah, I got it.
Okay, but you type with your index finger.
I saw you.
No, I don't.
What are you?
Oh, hold on.
I messed up.
So you can write and you can type.
I can type.
Yes, I'm telling you.
I got like 180 words per minute or something.
I don't know.
What's the, yeah, I want you guys to tell us in the comments too when we, what's the worst?
letter to write.
I was looking at how to do a G, a capital G in cursive.
I don't know how to do a capital G in cursive.
It's horrible.
I got you.
It's like the lowercase G is better.
Capital G, capital G, capital G.
How do you do a capital G incursive?
Let me see, let me see.
It's really ugly.
That looks like D.
Dog, that looks like a D.
I don't like that one.
I would read that as D.
Lowercase G for the win.
Okay.
What's the best cursive letter to write?
The D is cool.
The I.
The best to write, I think, is the A.
The A you can get.
your name. The A looks like a
regular. Oh, a big lowercase
A. That's it, right? Yeah.
Yeah, I like that. It's just a lowercase A
but big. Yeah. Is that D or G?
See, that's why. It's a G. But it just
looks like a G sucks.
Just get ready, kids. If you're
in first or sixth grade and you have a G
in your name and it starts your name, you're about
to just have the worst letter to start your name.
And signature. All my L's out there, we
have vibe. Yeah, facts. We have
the vibe. The V and the you look exactly the same.
The V is really ugly.
Hey.
Can I just say about my name really quick?
Yeah.
Because my name is Leti, L-E-T-T-Y, right?
The E's and the T's do the same thing.
Yes.
So it's like super glacial like, swirl, swirl.
It's a flow.
Super easy flow vibes.
I'm a flow.
You're a flow.
Okay.
All right.
Shout out my baby girl.
My BFF for L.
My other BFF for L.
Damn.
Ooh.
Angie, why are you listening?
Why are you paying attention to me right?
You have a lot, so I'm used to it already.
Oh.
Who's the main other BFFFRL?
Deirdre.
Yay!
Shout out to Deirdre.
And who's Deirdre, Angie?
Your best friend since kinder, like your first friend.
You see that have a lot.
We're just afraid of getting arrested.
No, she's also police officer.
Shout to Jirja.
Because when we're saying the Z names,
I said Zulema, and that was a girl in our class.
Shout to Zulema at Franklin and elementary school.
She was a Jehovah's Witness.
She fits today, okay?
Because we're talking about cursive.
She had the letter Z, the number Z.
And she also was a Jehovah's Witness.
And so anytime Deirdre reminded me,
anytime we would turn up in the classroom for a holiday,
she had to go to another classroom until we finished our pizza party.
That's so sad.
Because of the word party, she can't be there.
Yeah, she can't be there.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
It's super strict.
Yeah.
I remember one time we were in the lunch line and I was like,
oh my God, yes, we'll get cookies today.
We get ice cream today.
She was like, oh, yeah, I don't eat that.
I know.
I was like, whoa.
But you can't eat cookies.
I don't know.
I don't want to put that out there as Jehovah's witnessing or maybe it was just a Zula Matting,
okay?
Maybe she just didn't like.
But I never knew a kid.
I never knew a kid that didn't like cookies or ice cream.
Yeah.
Or cookies and ice cream.
Wow, that's so crazy.
We're talking about cursive.
Now we're literally off air.
We're just all doing our cursives.
Our cursive letters.
And I have to say the top three bad words to write in cursive.
And we're doing only the capital ones.
Yeah.
Is definitely G.
Yep.
G's number one worst letter to write.
It's pretty.
It's pretty, but it looks like.
a D and I didn't know where to start, where to swirl, all of that.
I don't like it.
The capital S looks like the and sign.
What did you call anagram?
Ampersan.
Amper sam.
Emper sam.
And then.
Z?
I see the U, the V.
It's easy.
Wait, how is Z?
It looks like a three.
Yeah, it's like a three.
Oh, I just did Z like the letter Z, but just like a little twist.
It looks like a, yeah, like a Z.
Yeah, it's like a three with the little tail at the end.
Good luck, kids.
Oh, no.
Yeah, good luck kids.
get ready because we went through it but hey you know what was the best thing in learning how to cursive
learning your how your parents signed oh yeah being able to my mom had a crazy end a better for
yeah yeah my my mom's name is narsadalia you guys i had to learn all the letters of the alphabet
n n n but neg is so it was the end and then they'll be all crazy and they always caught me yeah
yeah well i never forged kids don't forge oh i did yeah got in trouble for it they caught me at the end
my mom has the best signature most hard one to copy ever so I never was able to do it
I was just able to do my dad sloppy okay the signatures they had it's like they went to calligraphy
our signatures and then our kids it's just getting pretty er right sometimes I see people sign stuff
and I'm like oh no you suck yeah they're just gonna do a dot yeah mine is terrible yeah all right
well kids will be better than us okay because our generation just like messed up signatures
Maximum sign right here.
Hold on this blank piece of paper.
Don't worry about what's going to come after it.
Okay.
It's National No Beard Day.
Shout out to everybody with a beard and without a beard.
Guys and girls.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
I shaved.
That's a mustache and you.
It's not a beard.
I missed it.
Okay, Vic, you have the nicest beard in this room.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
You know what I'm saying?
It took a lot of hard work and dedication.
Oh, God.
You have a full beard.
When did you know?
that you could grow this beard out?
I think when I was, no, no.
It didn't happen until I was like 22 maybe, I want to say.
I was like always, like my goatee always kind of started to grow in strong once I was like 17, 18.
But I couldn't grow like the full beard until I just had to let it grow.
Yeah.
And then I just let it grow.
Like it was ugly.
Like it just literally, I just let it all grow for like, I don't know, three months.
Really?
And then you got this?
And then I could line it up after and then it just kind of all like fully growing.
And Maximo, how do you feel not having a nice lush beard?
I thought you were a teen wolf and then you shaved it down.
You like those Mexican brothers?
You know what I'm talking about?
They were like the Guinness Booker World Records.
Yes, I know.
They had to be Mexican too.
Yeah, they were super Mexican.
Super Wolverine.
Okay, Maxu, how do you feel not having a lush beer?
Like sometimes I'm like, that looks cool, but it looks like a lot of maintenance and I didn't try to deal with that.
You don't want it.
I don't want that.
I shampoo every day.
condition.
I put some beard oil in there.
So we did our digging because I asked the guys,
hey, give me a photo of you with no beard.
And Vic gave me like a 12 year old Vic photo.
I was like 12.
He had a camera.
Taking selfies.
I was like 17 with the digital camera taking a selfie.
That was cool.
That was you in high school?
Yeah.
That's 17?
Really tiny.
Like little baby.
But I'm like there has to be an older photo.
I might have one.
Of him with no beard.
Oh yeah.
Because you know him the longest.
Oh, you have one.
Victor no beard.
And so I actually got photos of you in the process of getting
your beard and boy what the where'd you get them from five o'clock shadow um rosecranz
oh see that was like 20 like 1920 so i couldn't grow this guy this guy this vick
are you to post this brown back morning 106 i have that okay vic Vic in between beards
yeah that big very crazy banker vic yeah banker vic all of that what's your little g-shock i love it
Okay.
My single, do you ever feel bad that you don't have a beard?
No.
Okay.
You should.
When our guy Concrete came in here, he said he had a theory about guys with beers.
Oh, I know.
I never realized it.
That the more Spanier you are, the thicker your beard can be.
Yeah.
Makes sense.
Yeah.
And you.
Oh, straight tribal.
Yeah.
But you have the goatee.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cover the butt chin.
Little.
Oh, my gosh.
A flavor saver.
Ladies.
Flavor saver.
Does the size of the beard matter?
Okay?
Especially now at the time where guys can grow full beers.
I mean, I get my barber to just spray them.
The Beijing.
Have you ever been with the guy that had a beard and then he shaved and you were like, whoa, who's that?
Or that hat didn't have a beard, then they got a beard and you're like, whoa, who's that?
Angie?
No, me.
That's Marcus.
When I met him, he had no beard and then he found out that I like guys with beard and that's when he grew it.
down.
And you know, the thing about me, the thing about me, like, the beers that I like, I don't
like them full, like I like them patchy, like a little, like, you know?
You like patchy beards?
There's so many guys that are so, like, happy right now.
Not super patchy, but you know, like, how when a guy doesn't shave for, like, a day or two
and it starts, like, growing out?
Yeah, like five o'clock shadow.
Like that.
Your thing is pretty patchy right now.
Oh, my gosh.
No, hey, look, I want everybody to DM Angie, pictures of their beards.
Your patchy beard.
Yeah, Angie underscore me.
Everybody.
B.M. your patchy beard to Angie.
Only beards.
Yes.
Or to Brownback Mornings 106.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just the beards.
No, no, just, just, just beards.
Is a guy with a beard more attractive?
Yes.
Ladies.
Yes.
I'm all ladies.
Yes.
Do you think that you've gotten more girls with their beard or without your beard, Vic?
Well, combination.
Yeah.
Combination.
Yeah.
A few more now.
Always, you know, done pretty well in that department.
Oh my God.
But if I were to shave right now, I feel like I'll lose all my girlfriends.
I mean, not that I have multiple, but, like, I would lose them all.
I thought you had no girlfriends for you.
I don't.
I don't.
I have done.
Yeah.
Don't let the beard.
You know how they say, like, never trust a big butt in a smile.
Don't trust the beard girls.
Vick, uh, ASMR, uh, your beard, scratch your beard.
Not thick enough.
Yeah.
Wow.
Dang.
Maybe he thought.
I let it.
Yeah.
You thought you had that.
You thought you had something.
He thought you had something.
Got nothing.
For you for you.
Oh, Brick.
Oh.
Give me three more days.
When you think you got a thick beard?
This is my choice, okay?
Oh, okay.
It's National No Beer Day.
So it's a day that like, oh, no shape of November is coming up.
Oh, it is.
Oh, yeah.
But today's National No Beer Day.
So we asked the question, are guys hotter with beard and no bird?
Because you know what?
We do a lot of objectifying women.
Less objectify the guys.
I'm something they have no control over.
I have no problem.
Like, how much hair they?
they can grow.
Yeah.
How do you like me now, guys?
Yeah.
All right, look, we take it
to the phone lines.
Irene, we want to ask girls
who or what they like better,
a guy with beard or without beard.
Who do we have on the line?
We have Sunshine from Marina Valley.
Sunshine from my baby girl.
Hey, don't try and convince her.
Yeah.
She has a,
on what life?
Like what?
Oh, gosh.
Sunshine. Are you annoyed or are you happy?
I love it.
All right, Sunshine, talk to us.
Beard or no beard?
But I love goatees.
I don't like the beard thing, but I love goatees.
I think guys are hot with goateeat.
Okay.
What is it about beards as like,
not so much?
Well, you know what?
Bears, they don't wash it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's just too much.
It's too much hair.
but I don't like the naked face either.
They got a little sum-sum.
Yeah.
A groomed goatee.
Goathees are nice.
I'm nice and clean.
I mean, I've seen beards that are nice and lined up,
but, you know, I think goatees are better.
Okay.
Are you single?
She, yes.
You took a lot, sunshine.
You took a lot of answer.
She got options.
I don't know if you've ever seen Argy Maximo or Argy Vic.
I don't know if you've ever, if you follow us,
Brownback Morning's 106, but I would like you to head on over there
because one of them has only a goatee and one of them has a beard.
And I would like to know which one you think is like more attractive,
just based on beard alone.
Yeah, objectify me, please.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Peace of meet them.
Yes.
Okay.
Oh, okay, she's going.
She's going to go check.
We're doing it live.
Yeah, yeah.
I want to know what sunshine thinks.
We are not responsible for anything happens to you because I know you're driving.
No.
We don't know that.
She stopped.
Let's see.
Do we have them on stories or somewhere she could?
Hold on.
Yeah.
She's there already, baby girl.
I know.
Okay.
So let me see which one looks better.
Yeah.
Let me know.
Who's cuter?
If you ain't choosing you losing, baby girl.
Who's cuter based on facial hair?
All right.
Let's see, let's see.
They're smiling too hard right now.
They're so happy.
You're like, it's so weird to see.
Maximo feels confident because he knows he has the go-tee.
It's on the story.
Okay, so.
Okay, so Maximo has the goatee, you see this?
Yeah, I stated, yes, I stated this.
All right, let's see you.
Bye, sunshine, sunshine.
I don't know.
Uh-oh.
And then big is that other fool over there with a fool-ass beard.
Hey, hey, look at me.
Well, the beard, it's, you know, it's not messy or, like, scrawny.
So I would say that looks pretty nice.
Oh, okay.
That's here.
Sunshine, you're seeing.
Which one, Sunshine?
She loves us both.
Yeah.
I would have to say it's a tie right now.
It's a tie.
It's a tie.
It's a tie.
Oh, my God.
Oh, you're so fabulous.
Okay, Irene, who else got out of the line?
Oh, my God.
We have Crystal from Inglewood on line seven.
Okay, Crystal.
Good morning, Crystal.
Hi, good morning.
Hi, Crystal.
Crystal, beard or no beard?
Beard, definitely.
Definitely, beard?
Like, no question.
It does make them look so good.
As the last caller said, if the person, you know, takes care of the beard,
moisturizes the beard, oils the beard, and nice cut and everything.
Definitely.
Oh my God.
Just describe me, y'all.
One.
Have you seen Vic?
Have you ever seen Vic by any chance, Crystal?
It don't hurt.
Sorry?
Have you ever seen Vic by any chance?
I have seen Vic, yes, but I have a boyfriend.
Oh.
Well, I didn't say anything.
One, that don't matter to him.
Two.
Two.
I just have to clarify I have a boyfriend.
All right.
Okay.
So now that you've clarified, do you like his beard?
Do you like Vic's beard?
Do I like Vic's beard?
Yeah.
Yeah, his beard's nice
He takes care of it
As you know
It's not messy
It's not too long
Nothing like that
Mm
Hmm
Mm
All right
You have a boyfriend
Does your boyfriend
Have a beard?
He does have a beard
Yes
What if he shaves it
Has he ever shaved it
And you're like
Oh my goodness
Did
Yes
About two years ago
He surprised me
I remember we were going to hang out
You know
He picks me up
And this dude
Is with no beard
Oh my God
I was
so shocked. I literally was like
he looked completely
different. Don't get me wrong. He looked
good either way, but oh my
God, I needed that beer. Like, I literally
had him grow up back. I was like, don't ever
do that again. Don't ever do that again. It is not
a surprise that I want. You guys,
it feels like Team beer might be winning. Team
Cotee though, coming in strong. Team flavor, same.
All right. Yeah. When
they're like, when they don't watch it, girls, they don't
watch it because they want that little flavor that supposedly
they get. I don't know where they get it from. Yeah.
All of a sudden, they're Baskin-Robbins. They got 31 flavor.
in their beard.
Crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They come in a little crust of his beard.
Fucking sour cream smelling as beard.
Okay.
I mean, we got some dudes that have beards and no beards.
Okay.
Who do we have them on my baby girl?
We have Sergio from Baldwin Park online too.
All right.
Sergio.
Yo, yo, what up?
So I'm going to take it into consideration that the team beard is winning, so I'm going to let
mine grow out now.
Oh, wait, wait.
So you have no beard right now?
You don't have a beard?
Right now it's like, um,
It's better because my stuff grows back.
It goes back fast, but it's like probably like the third day in.
You know what I mean?
Ah, got you, got you.
It's showing.
You know what I mean?
But mine grows out fully, you know what I mean?
But at least like I get like kind of like irritated.
I don't know.
Like I don't know.
I'm just picky.
At least I let it grow up and then I just, I'm undecided.
You know what I mean?
Oh, so you can go either way with it.
You still you, regardless of the beard.
You regard.
Some people, their beard is their identity.
Oh, really?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
If Vic shaves his beard, he's going to look like a hairless cat.
Yeah, it won't work for me.
I wait.
Can't turn back now.
All right, but talk to us.
So you will go either with or without it.
Have you seen that you get girls more with your beard or without your beard?
Have you checked on that?
You could ask my home girl, Victoria.
Victoria, she's on the line right here.
Why are you three-weighing?
Victoria.
Victoria.
Victoria.
My God.
Victoria!
Why are you three-wing us?
Are you in jail?
Gear time.
Your time?
Just don't be shy.
No, I'll just play.
Hey.
I'll just play with you guys.
I'll play it.
Which part are you playing with?
Are you in jail or not?
I'll play with everything, baby.
Oh, my God.
Hold on, all die, hold time, all die.
Not in three-wing, the radio station.
What is homegirl Victoria?
That's shy right now.
And my home girl will tell you if I'm fine or not.
That's crazy.
So, Team Beard it is.
Team Beard is.
Oh, my gosh.
