Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep.84 (10/23/23)
Episode Date: October 23, 2023Brown Bag Mornings find out why white girls have beat up Air Force Ones and get stumped by Irene “Jiggles” chichotas. Join your Brown Bag primos on this wild ride!See omnystudio.com/listener for... privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, S.S.?
Don't you know I'm local?
All right.
When I say California symbols, what do you say?
A bear.
Bear.
A plant.
A poppy.
The poppy seed?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Those are good ones.
Thank you.
There's a new California symbol, you guys.
No.
What is it?
It doesn't want to play.
It's a bat.
A bat.
Yes.
California, I know.
thought it was Batman. I would have been cool if it was Batman.
California's list of official
state symbols and apparently there's a lot of them.
They just designated
the pallet bat. Never this bat.
If I was walking outside and I saw this bat on the street
I would not know that this bat is us
but apparently they think of this crazy
little weird looking bat
as one of the official symbols
of California.
That's gross. Right.
Do we have that many for them to be calling a symbol?
I was thinking L.A. might not, but
it might be around other parts of
the California.
I have a lot of bats.
No way.
Yeah.
Really?
Like sometimes,
especially now that I leave so early,
like they'll be in the doorway of like my house.
And I have to close the door fast because I don't want them to get inside.
Where do you live?
In the middle of nowhere.
That's wild.
But you know why I do appreciate bats?
Because they're actually one of the,
one of the animals that helps us out with pests.
Bats eat many pest species, including mosquitoes.
Yes.
I think we need a bat in the station.
I feel like we need more bats.
Please save the bats, protect the bats, and bring more bats.
They're scary.
They're super scary.
But imagine this.
Because I have that light around my whole house,
a little blue light that only kills flies, doesn't really kill mosquitoes.
My mosquitoes's so smart.
But imagine we just had bats hanging out of our front porch.
And they're just eating those fools before they come in the house.
It makes me uncomfortable that bats are naked under their cape.
Oh, my God.
All animals are naked with this.
I know, but when they, like, have you seen them flap their wings?
It's like, hey, cover up.
Hey, that should be a crime over there, bro.
Yeah.
Hilarious.
No, I never thought of it.
Now I'm going to think of it.
Yeah.
Shout out.
Why don't you think of that?
I'm like, they're the ones.
I'm not the one.
They're the ones taking off the robe.
Their little bat robe.
And get this, you know how we hate pregnant mosquitoes?
I'm sorry to the girl mosquitoes out there, but they're the ones that bite.
Yeah.
Pregnant bats eat the most.
Most. So they eat the most pregnant mosquitoes. Let's go. Let's bring it back.
Yeah. Let them have their cravings.
You gotta give them those cravings of ketchup on mosquitoes.
Sim or PIMP.
SIP! Sip! Sip! Sip! Sip! Sip!
What's up?
Where you're yelling?
We're here now.
Good morning.
What's up, Mike?
Timo.
Talk to me, bro.
Good morning, everybody.
I hope that woke you up.
Last week, Lil Dirk celebrated a birthday and might have had the simplest tweet ever.
What is it?
So, he put, only us, heart, she make me like birthdays again.
Oh, God.
So he's with a new girl.
He's with, so he's with India love.
Okay.
And I guess she's making.
making them like birthdays again.
I guess he hated his birthday.
Wait, how long have they been together?
They've been on and off for like that is.
Oh, okay.
Someone said that this was Jada and Will of our generation.
Oh, my.
Why?
Why?
Not everything applies to Jada and Will.
Not everything is Jada's fault,
even though a lot of it is.
Oh, my God.
No, but okay.
You know all his cheating.
I guess they're back together.
Yes.
And now that he's loving birthdays,
again.
He loves birthdays again.
That sounds so simp, dog.
If either of you post a photo with a girl and say she makes me love birthdays again,
granted,
super cute,
whatever.
Right.
But come on.
Everyone loves birthdays.
No.
I mean,
yeah.
I mean,
I'm not big on celebrating birthdays,
but I don't mind it.
It's not like I hate my birthday.
That's what he made it sound like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well,
maybe he felt lonely and now he's not lonely because now he's a day.
He's not.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
He's not lonely.
I would think as guys,
you guys,
you guys would prefer to be single on your birthday.
On your birthday.
Not necessarily.
As Vic.
No, I don't regret it because I got like a lot of cool gifts and some AirPods that I can't find right now.
Did she make you love birthdays again?
That was the best gift birthday I've ever had.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So next birthday, my running back.
That's not my birthday.
Did she make you love birthdays again?
You know what?
Sometimes I don't love like the closer.
my birthday gets to it, it kind of
makes you reflect and then everybody, not
everybody, but sometimes you get the birthday blues.
Maybe that's what he was going through. And with
her, he doesn't have that. You know what I'm saying?
So I kind of see the angle a little bit, but it's
very, very sim to it. I blame
all the cool birthday parties we had when we're little
because they just stopped like around
around 10. And then
you're like, wait, wait, no theme, no
No piata for me.
No. You might get that quinceanera.
And then after that, legit, you don't, you're on your own.
And what do you get for your birthday?
attendance dwindles too.
Yes.
It's like all your uncles and cousins and grandma from out of state and then
little but little like ten and it's like just your neighbors?
Yeah.
I know, but like,
I hate birthdays.
But at the same time, it's like I get it because it's like, like now being like a
Theo and like an older cousin, it's like, oh, so-and-so's having a birthday.
Again?
I just went to the last one.
Why don't mean I got to go again?
I just thought them again.
It's repetitive.
Like how many birthdays are gonna have food?
Once a year.
And then you just, it just resorts to dinner on your birthday.
Yeah.
With the people that show up.
Yeah.
All right, Dirk, I get you a little bit wrong.
I get you a little bit of rog.
I started to see the vision.
No, but it's different.
He's rich and famous.
He celebrates differently.
For him to be saying like it all changed because of a girl,
Simp. Yeah.
Simps.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Super.
Yeah, because then what's going to end up happening is you're not going to have it forever.
Like, God,
Probably you guys have a favorite.
But then what?
You're gonna go back
to hating birthdays?
Probably.
You can't send this tweet out again.
And yeah,
and the next girl you guys
will be like,
what's up?
Yeah.
How do you feel about birthdays?
What are we doing?
No,
he just has to switch up
the holiday.
She makes me love Christmas.
And then when you get to like the seventh one,
like she just makes me love
a fool's day.
Or so,
oh yeah.
You have to pick a different holiday.
Not even get a lot.
I don't even follow a little dirt like that.
But when I saw that
and I was like,
whoa,
what a sin.
Have you ever seen one of your homies just like tweet or post something?
You're like, dude, you're such a sin.
Like, this is too much.
You know what I always think?
I always think like he's in trouble or he's just getting off being in trouble.
Oh my gosh.
Like he's having to like kiss ASS, you know what I'm saying?
Because it's like with Lil Dirk they broke up.
I think because of his like infidelity and stuff for months.
And now he has her back and now he's like, yeah.
He loves birthdays again.
Exactly.
He has to kiss ASSS.
proving himself.
But I know
like there's friends that
like dude bro you said this about the last one
I know crazy
this is the one again
yeah call him out
you have a lot of the ones
Victor
Oh
damn you took mine
I didn't think it was going
in my direction
you're the ones
come with another one
you're DJ Khalid
another one
this is the one again
one step closer to finding
the one one
the 11
11
You have a friend that just falls in love with someone every other time
And he just says some simpy stuff
I have a friend who
Definitely just goes
He vanishes when he falls in love
I'm just like come on bro
That's the word
Anytime I see Dirk talking about how much he loves birthdays
I know he's been his little
His little love triangles
Yes he's in trouble
And he loves love angles
That's her luck guy little Dirk for that
Because anyone says
that about me? I'm like, oh, that's you. If Marcus
tweeted that about you and G, I'd be like
oh, that's okay. It's super simple. I love it.
Do it some more. Do it some more. What else
can I fix in your life? What else can I fix in your life?
But that's it.
Days didn't mean anything until I met
her. Oh, my God.
Now I have something to look forward to.
I can finally breathe again.
I bet never felt so comfortable
until she slept with her. I love waking up next to her
everyone. Oh. God.
What I'm. Sam.
I'm upset.
Simps, Simps, Simps, Simps!
Rolling with the homies.
Okay, what's that, maximal?
We've all seen it, and we've all wondered.
What?
And we've all been confused about it.
What?
What is it?
Dirty White Air Forces.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm talking about the dusty, super dirty, toes curled.
Why are you wearing?
Oh, Air Forces.
So, someone online and they're ruling.
were having a conversation.
Yes.
And they explained why, mainly white people, white girls.
Yeah.
So, listen, here it is.
When y'all be wearing like them dirty, like forces, those, those be your bar,
y'all bar shoes.
What?
Wait, so y'all got bar forces.
Like, this not like, y'all don't purposely weddies, like, y'all weddings.
I wear them anywhere else now.
I thought y'all was coming outside on purpose with these, those beefy-ass.
There it is.
Yeah.
They are bar shoes.
That's a lie.
So they just wear them for what time when they go to a bar?
That makes sense.
That's very smart.
And actually, they are superior.
No.
Because look at us.
Look at us always dressed up in high heels, always dressed up in shoes that hurt and nice shoes that we have to be like,
please don't step on these.
Please don't step on these.
It's a bar.
People are drunk, they're stumbling over each other, all of that.
Spilling drinks?
Yes, and it makes sense because even when I've worn new shoes to a bar,
when I wake up the next day, I'm like, what happened?
Yeah, there's something sticky on them.
Sticky, stepped on scuff.
Yeah, somebody dropped a pineapple drink on it or something.
Laces have a new color.
Yeah.
I'm like, no.
Their Air Force is turning as dirty as our feet do when we take off our heels
because we think we're all cute.
And we think we can, like, struggle it out.
in our heels, then come the end of the night when we turn and we want that freaking bacon-wrapped hot dog.
We don't care.
We didn't take these clear heels off.
We're going to dirty our feet.
I mean, I think they could take it a step further.
They're thinking, like, even deeper, right?
Like, they probably need the grip because when you're a white girl wasted, you don't want to tumble over.
Wow.
Right?
So these Air Force ones perfect for on the court.
That's their court.
On the court.
They got a prep for a game.
I wondered why it's the Air Force is specifically.
Yeah.
Why?
They're the sturdy
They're sturdy.
Yeah.
You can get sturdy.
All right.
That's the little white girls
excuse meek.
What's your excuse?
Oh.
Because honestly,
I just don't clean them.
But it's like,
to me it's like I either buy new ones
or I wear these dirty ones.
And it's like,
that's a lot.
I just threw away 10 pairs of Air Forces yesterday.
Oh, why'd you throw them away to give them out?
I did.
You're a redress.
Oh, you said throw them away, bro.
You said throw them.
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, I gave them to the community.
Okay.
Which community?
My back alley.
In the alley, every time I put them away,
literally they last three minutes and they're gone.
I love that.
I picture Trump throwing the tissue paper at the North.
At the Puerto Rico?
Yes.
This guy over here.
I threw them to the community.
Like, what?
How does Air Force?
You over there.
You get Air Force.
You get Air Force.
Angie, you wear Air Force.
You wear Air Force too.
Yeah, but I like to keep them clean.
And then ones are dirty.
like that I would like to clean them. They're two
crees. That's it. That's the end of it. Get new ones.
How do you clean them? That was big by the way. That was
in your car. That wasn't your headstone.
Sorry. Sorry. They have the
cleaner. What's it called something?
Four or night.
They have the shoe cleaner.
I don't know. Or otherwise I just give it to Marcus to clean him.
His job now. That's his new job.
Keeps your shoes clean. I love it.
That's amazing.
I see that you can get them clean for like 60 bucks. But at that
point.
Just by you want.
By new ones.
It's not really.
Give me too.
The bar ones and the clean ones when you want.
I thought, so bar shoes are essentially, what's the other name that you give for shoes that you just wear?
Beaters.
Beaters.
Baters.
Bers shoes and beaters, same thing.
Yes.
Bar shoes, the white girl version of beaters.
Oh, bar shoes.
Still judging.
Still judging.
I don't even get into bars.
She's like 17.
What do you mean?
These are your bar shoes.
I know.
I don't know.
Country bar.
Pep Raleigh shoes.
Monkey bars.
Rosecrans.
Word on Rosecrans.
Prestige Worldwide is back.
Okay.
Prestige Worldwide.
I get the reference, sir.
You get the reference.
I love it.
All right.
Look, John C. Riley and Will Ferrell have ended their beef.
Thanks to Snoop Dog.
Hold on.
They were really beefing?
They were beefing.
Yes.
The stepbrothers, shaking from.
Caledianian.
Yes, a little bit of shake and bake.
Yeah.
They were beefing because of the H.
show Show Time about the Lakers, right?
So last month, I remember I was telling you guys how the show ended.
And it sucks that it ended after only two seasons because it caused Will Ferrell and
John C. Riley, who played Dr. Buzz, their friendship.
Why would it cost him their friendship?
Because initially Adam McKay, who was like the creator of the show, he promised the role
to Will Ferrell.
Oh my gosh!
Yes. And then once he saw John C. Riley's audition, he's like, dude, this is, this is
Dr. Bus. This is our guy.
And so it just left like a weird...
So it must have been that he even
auditioned for the same role.
Yeah. And then got it. And then they didn't tell Will Ferrell
so he just sees the promos like all of us.
And then he's like, bro, why didn't you tell me?
Oh, that's kind of good stuff though for him.
There can't be two number ones.
You know what I'm saying?
Number 11.
So essentially the storyline of Telediganis
happened in real life. He took his job.
He took his job.
That's crazy.
Yes, but thanks to our guy, Snoop Doggy Dog, all right?
They're back together and singing their hit, their classic.
Prestige Worldwide is back together, guys.
Listen to this.
What's doing it with them?
That's cool.
Not Vick and Maxie will bobbing their head like they.
Boats and ages.
Boats and ages.
And they were in their full get-up.
They were in their wardrobe from the movie while they were performing with Snoop.
Oh, that's so cool.
They went all out.
Only Snoop could do this.
I'm so happy that they're getting their friends again.
Yes.
Sometimes when me and my sister start getting along again, we recite, I think it's in Zoolander.
Who's the full of play Zoolander?
Ben Stiller.
Ben Stiller.
And then what's his, oh, no.
Owen Wilson, they say, hey, why are you acting so messed up towards me?
Why are you so messed up towards me?
And then they like become friends.
I hope that that's how they became friends.
So he acting so messed up towards me.
Why acting so messed up towards me?
And then hug it up.
That's in my dream.
with little baby jesus
on the side
they might have just been like
do we become best friends again
oh
did we become best friends
again
oh that's so good
I would hate for them
to go their whole life
not being friends
and then be so tied together
by the movies that they're in
literally
because imagine you're just tied
to someone that you hate
and it's like yeah we love you
and step up and hate that guy
I'm not even my real brother
I love you and tell
they good nights yeah
and the reason they did all those movies together
was because they
real life are really close friends
right
his friends in to be parts of the movies that he's in.
Exactly.
He has the same five actors in every movie.
Yeah, I love it.
When you're at that stage your career, you can pick and choose and like,
you only work with your friends.
It's kind of like Brumback.
Like us.
Right.
I love it.
Yeah, no, but shout out to them, nature is healing.
All right.
Nature is healing.
Yeah, they go back together.
Woo.
Yeah, so the nerd.
All right, look, Rihanna is going back to back.
And not with babies.
You're rude.
You're rude. You're rude. You're rude.
You're rude. Because that's a great reference. That is a great reference.
You're not going to do that.
I'm just saying.
On Beyonce's internet. You're not going to do that.
All I'm saying is look, for the first time since 2018, Rihanna is planning to go back on tour.
And not tour one album, but two.
Two albums?
Yeah, that don't exist yet. But look, just hear me out.
Starts this thing.
Yeah, she signed a new deal with Live Nation to tour two new albums.
And I don't know.
I think it's going to happen unless ASAP Rocky has anything to say about this.
Oh my gosh.
Right?
Because she's trying to go back to back with her albums, but he's trying to three-peat with kids.
Yeah, he's trying to go back-to-back with kids.
Well, if she showed anything during the Super Bowl performances, that she can perform well.
Yeah.
It'll still happen.
I feel like he's trying to low-key, like, sabotage a little bit.
Oh, my gosh.
You're not so annoying.
I don't know. I think he wants to make sure that there's no world tour or his girls' tour.
Oh, my God.
That makes sense.
The fact of your reason.
That would help him.
He gets free flights.
He gets to do it.
He doesn't have to spend anything.
No, but there's a thing.
He doesn't want to open up more.
You know?
All right.
If you haven't caught on,
Vic is Meek Milling or trying to.
Meek Mill,
Aesap Rocky.
He's reciting lines from the disc song
Back to Back to Aesap Rocky.
It's not going to work because Rihanna is Rihanna.
Yes.
But he has to get back at Drake's
somehow and keeping her on the sidelines
is the best way because
imagine he's going to drop more references
more diss songs if
you are going to drop more
references and more disc songs
I'm waiting for you to be like
oh when she tells you you're better off his friends
he's still going to be around
he said that's it that's the most
messed up part of the Meek Mill
and Drake diss
is not even anything that he said the Twitter fingers
trigger fingers it's that like hey
I'm I'm still be around
when she tells you guys are better off friends
because they ended up breaking up anyway.
So it's like every, he kind of called it.
He's like, mm-hmm.
I know.
It's going to be over soon.
It's not what he said.
No, no, no, no, no.
But that's what Drake was saying too.
Yeah, and that's why I don't like this who
cooking him in because I want them to stay together.
I want them to stay together too.
You sure?
Sounds like you're being a hater right now.
I'm not being a hater.
A little bit.
Shout to Rihanna.
Shout out to Rihanna.
I'm excited.
Hopefully those albums come and.
I don't know.
You know what I feel?
Oh my God.
Wait, so this information was leaked, right?
Yeah.
Like, Rihanna didn't even announce it.
Oh, that's so sad.
Yeah, I feel like Homegirl's going to get mad about that and be like, you know what?
Just for that, I'm not going to do anything.
I'm not releasing anything.
Victor leaked it.
Yeah.
Thank you, Vic.
Yeah.
Go in there for all of us.
You're all welcome.
Get your pre-sell tickets now.
If she does, if she tours two albums, that's a big tour.
That's touring the whole year and you're going to do Super Bowl.
So that means you're going to.
you're going to have to drop an album top of the year,
tour that,
then something mid-year tour that.
Yeah, it's a lot.
That's a lot.
Yeah.
But the years that she's been gone,
it's been a lot of stuff that she's probably going to write about and sing about.
She probably already has it in the tuck.
Now she has money.
She's had a lot of stuff in the tuck for sure.
But yeah,
all right,
that was your word on Rose Kranzvik.
I'm Brown Bag Mornings.
I'm Power 106.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from,
Es?
Don't you know I'm local?
It's a real one birthday, you guys.
Happy birthday.
Feliz Cuiuplea.
A Tis.
In and out.
Turn 75 yesterday.
There was a whole festival about it in Pumono with a bunch of bands.
I don't know.
They didn't invite us?
No, because it was like, it was very like rock-centric.
So, you know, they don't want to say.
Chicano Batman.
I'm like, dude, if anyone's keeping in and out going, it says.
Do not tarnish that name.
What?
What's that?
They're amazing.
I don't know.
I just said a random rock name.
You know me.
Say it.
I just said Chicano Batman.
That's a rock band?
That's why I assume was there.
This is a Spanish.
rock man and they're fire.
Were they there?
All right?
Respect on their name.
What's song they sing?
They have a lot of good music.
Do they say,
Oh my, they don't even know.
You don't know what?
Black lipstick is fire.
You like black lipstick?
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
This whole time I thought it was Josie over here.
You're gonna get chewed up in the comments.
I was hoping they were there.
Yeah, he's gonna say black lipstick after you.
All right.
out to In and Out, though, because In and Out
has been a part of all of our lives, and I
hate when people say that In and Out's not good.
Oh, my God. I hate it.
I always think that people just don't know how to order.
And if you're ordering without doing animal fries,
if you've never had it, you're ordering wrong.
Don't just order something from the menu.
Be like, dude, give me animal fries, anything or animal style.
You'll love it.
Grilled onions with your burger?
Yeah, chopped chilies inside.
Come on, guys.
Stop making me hungry for.
I think people on the East Coast and, like, down south,
they're haters.
Taste buds are a little broken.
sometimes.
That's the only way to explain
it.
Every time they're just like,
well, this is not as good as
Waterburger.
What is even
Waterburger?
Okay?
What is even White Castle?
It's the thing.
Waterburger has like
a thousand sauces and
me, I love sauces, but it's like
in and out is so simple
and so good.
It doesn't even need anything
but spread.
Yeah.
Come on, guys.
And the pepper cheese.
Yes.
A little chopped cheese.
A little chopped up.
Inside the burger.
I used to not be a lot to go to in and out
Because the In-N-Out by my house was the one in Silmar
And there's a bunch of Cholos there
Oh, they took it over?
Yeah, so I would sneak to in-in-out
After football games with my friends
And there was legit Choles
There was a guy that had like
He only had two fingers, his thumb and his pinky
So like, what do you call hangers in Spanish?
Gancho
Gancho, his name was Gancho
No
I swear to God
Gancho if you're out there
What's up, bro?
P-Sight to you with the fingers that you do
Hang loose, brother.
Yeah, yeah.
But it's funny because like every chono,
wait, wait, because like every cholo dog,
he wore like the black meat.
So like the three fingers with the front.
I swear to get her.
I can't make this up.
Gajon, what's up, bro?
This is a movie character.
Yeah, if you're still hanging around the soap,
the one on Little Canyon.
I remember you, bro.
I remember you.
Yeah.
Yeah, but that's what my dad did.
Because Guncho was there.
Because Gantio was there.
Hanging out.
What about you guys?
Do you guys have a favorite in now?
The one in Downey, on Firestone and Lakewood.
There's actually one in Panorama City where I feel like they always make it really nice and fresh fries and everything.
That's every in and out.
The one in Panama City, where is it at?
Is it by the plant?
Yes, in the plant.
It's in the hood.
Okay.
I just had Gancho in my parking lot.
He's going to have you with.
there too.
The whole crew.
Organcha.
Aga.
Garza.
Yeah.
Shats out of an else.
You know something
that I learned recently?
That inside or around
every in and out
they make palm trees cross.
Oh.
That there's palm trees
crossing outside of every in and out.
I always wonder
how they do that.
How do they make them grow like that?
Yeah.
They just plant them
like twisted.
Like they're planning them straight.
But to know that it's like on purpose
is crazy.
Right?
That's so cool.
I had no idea.
Yeah.
Well,
when you're out in and out, you can see.
Although I did search for the one
outside of the one on
there's one in San Gabriel, or Alhambra vibes.
And I asked, I'm like, hey, where are the crossing palm trees?
They're like, oh, that's only some
in and outs.
Wow.
They're making true.
They couldn't get the permits.
Is it supposed to be like X marks a spot?
Oh, that's not it.
I don't know.
Irene.
It's supposed to be X-Mong.
Give it to you.
For real.
Yeah.
It is cool.
It is cool.
My mom calls it.
I think I've told you guys.
a codito, little elbow.
Because she thinks the arrow
looks like a little elbow.
She calls in and out
codito.
Yeah, I love it.
A little elbow.
They can rebrand that in Mexico.
They definitely should.
That's a great name.
Imagine where is Gancho?
He's outside of the codito.
That's crazy.
106, Brownback mornings, good morning.
I know we got like October vibes
finally, so get those
hugs out.
Fall has a rat.
We thought them out already.
Get the fuzzy crocs.
Oh, actually.
Today is National Crox Day.
Wow.
You're reminding me of that.
Get your all terrains?
No.
No.
Vick has these, Maximo has these shoes that legit look like water shoes.
Think water shoes.
They're all terrain.
Whatever part of your brain when you think of water shoes.
Yes.
It's those.
It's those, but he wears them every day all day all the time because they're all terrain.
Full.
They're comfortable.
I go hiking.
Water shoes.
That's not all terrain.
You have like two, three terrains you can do.
There's more.
It's good marketing is what that is.
It's good marketing.
The only terrain you're going to give it is here, but you're like, yeah, this is all
terrain.
If I want to go climb a mountain, I could.
No, you can.
I could.
No, you can't do anything.
Don't your water shoes, bro.
If you could do anything, can you go get some tea?
Yeah.
Eat it.
It's water.
Wait, shout out to the season.
I feel very good vibes.
You guys feel good vibes?
Yeah.
And big up Mark Criskey.
I saw him at the fight on Saturday.
Big up my guy, Mark Kriski.
The legend.
Yeah.
Because Oscar and Alexi's Rocha, they had went to KTLA,
and then I guess they invited him, and he was in the ring.
Like, he was like, yeah, fight's about to start.
In 15 minutes, woo!
Like, he legit.
Because it was a moment for him.
Yes, he Rick flared the whole thing.
I was so proud of Mark Kriski.
Shout out to the whole Golden Boy family, man.
Shout out to Razo, Ecarlita.
Shout to my guy, Anthony.
It was really cool beings.
Marston, when you went to the fight.
Yes, I was there.
Yeah, I hurt my heart.
I was there.
I actually was like, I'm going to go this time and just relax.
Okay, because I thought you were going to, he usually is a photographer.
When he says shoot, that's what he means everybody.
I don't want to say.
He was at the key of form shooting.
Exactly.
But I decided to just actually enjoy the fight.
And then I regretted not shooting it because it was a great fight.
It was an incredible fight.
Giovanni Santillian versus Alexis Rocha, Angie, Alexis Rocha from the OC.
Yeah, he did.
SeegerStrum alumni.
Yeah, he didn't win.
No.
It's so.
I don't know.
You might not care,
but this is like,
this is like our guy.
Yeah.
The pride of Santana, Angie.
It's not you,
it's him.
I know.
And he lost Angie.
I know.
And they just made a mural about him.
I know.
Last week.
All of that I feel was in his brain.
Like, dude,
I got a mural.
I got this.
I got that.
Yeah.
Because even his entrance was like next level.
Like the music.
Oh, he was feeling himself.
Yes.
Oh, he's a humble.
He's the humble king, Angie.
I've seen him, but he did.
And you could feel the air sucked out of the venue.
Wow.
At the end of the fight, like you just, you feel like people left.
Yeah.
Sad.
Sad.
It hurt.
Think of like your favorite team losing that hurt, that pain.
Yeah.
It hurt your heart.
And what's crazy, exactly like you're saying, like you could feel it in the air.
Because since the beginning of the fight, something just wasn't connecting with him.
But everything from Joe Santiago, who's who reped San Diego and repped it amazingly.
The he just owned all the all the rounds right.
I think it was at the sixth round where they just stopped it.
They're like, do we can't, we can't.
Alexis kept falling down and he kept getting back up.
But like you could tell like bro is dumb, bleeding from the face, everything.
It was crazy.
But for Alexis Rocha, he has a big fan base that are even kids.
I see a lot of kids at his fights because they woke up to him.
And I'm just looking, even Horito was there.
And I'm just looking like they're waiting for it to happen.
They're waiting for it to turn.
And it doesn't.
Oh, it's so heartbreaking.
It's so hard-fakey.
It doesn't.
Everybody was just waiting for the moment, like, all right, get your legs.
All right, download the data.
All right.
Like, switch it on him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But he just couldn't find it.
And even when he lost, he's, like, pounding the mat.
Like, you could tell, like, he is feeling it.
Yeah.
And I just want to send my love.
Because just like we got to celebrate our fighters when they won.
It's like, he lost and it's like, oh, man.
Gio did deserve it.
What the craziest part is that they're home.
Me's.
Yes.
Yeah.
So,
Gio used to be like his sparring partner.
So essentially,
Angie,
if I'm preparing for a fight,
yeah.
I'd be like,
hey, Angie,
can you like fight with me?
So you get to see all my moves.
Yeah.
Like,
you're,
you get to see everything.
Like,
you're,
you're my guy,
you're there.
And so imagine then I fight you,
you know all my moves.
That's cheating.
You sparred with me,
but I want to,
that's cheating.
Yeah.
No, but it's on both sides.
No,
because it's more for,
it's more for Alexis's style of fighting.
So,
Gio's going to be there to just kind of be there for Alexis.
But meanwhile, downloading data, downloading data.
That's when Bernard Hopkins calls it to sweet science.
It's science.
It's like he learned all of this stuff.
And then he learned it and he used it against him in the ring.
That's so messed up.
That's his friend.
Wow.
That's cheesy, you guys.
It's a lot.
It's a homo bed on that way.
Angie, can you do me favor?
Can you make sure that a mural still up?
No, I'm going to go pay my piece.
No, no, no, Angie.
He deserves that mural.
He deserves that mural.
He deserves it even though he got packed out.
Okay.
You've all been jumped in 10 seconds.
He took a couple of a few rounds.
Yeah, he did.
He deserved.
No, he did, I mean, he did what he could.
I saw his post-fight press conference.
You know, he really took it like a champ in terms of like...
If you say a stupid pun or like, okay, okay, okay.
You're loading up like when you say something stupid out, right?
No, but I was it.
I swear to God it wasn't.
Yeah.
No, he literally took it like a champ.
Like, he really like was just.
Like, you know what?
He was the better man today.
There's nothing I can say bad about him.
Like, he just, he had the better day.
Like, I'm going to be back.
I'm going to be better.
Like, all this stuff.
This is motivation.
And then he talked about how he had so many people in attendance for his fight.
Yeah.
It just made me root for him.
I'm like, man, I want him to get back.
And maybe he just shouldn't clown you next time.
Yeah, he shouldn't.
I was the one jinxing him.
Angelica.
Get it.
That's why I'm like, I don't know if I should be happy.
He's the pride of San Anana.
That's a pride of Saddana.
I know.
I'm a little conflicted, but it's not that.
No, you're not conflict.
Get unconflictinged.
Get flicted.
Please.
Go ahead.
You get flicted.
I feel for you, fool.
Alexis, we love you.
Shout out.
I have a shout out really quick.
Okay, what's up?
Shout out Jesus from Panorama City.
He actually is an assistant coach that works at Panorama City High.
So when we talked about in and now, he was like, oh, man.
He doesn't.
Oh, he went to the same panorama.
He went to the plan.
He's a coach there.
Oh, okay.
Which guy is a coach there?
Is he a carpenter?
No one's allowed at that area unless you like have some stripes.
What?
Does he really pronounce his name like that?
What?
Jesus?
Jesus?
Yeah.
Chooey?
What do you mean?
No, I just, you said?
Little baby Jesus?
I feel like people don't pronounce it.
Like, hey, my name is Jesus?
Yeah.
Oh, okay, I get what you're saying, Vic.
Yeah.
His name is Jesus.
Please say it right.
Jesus.
Yeah, yeah.
That's right.
I was like that.
And then also, while we're at it, shout out Jesus.
Yeah, his birthday is coming up.
Yes.
Yes.
Shut up
All right
All right
Check this out, homie
You need a homie
Or need some help
We need your help
We need a line
I mean phone line
We got you for
The homie help line
Our home girl Zairah has had enough
Okay
And she needs a cool name
It's a really cool name
Say it again
Zair
Maybe you're saying it wrong
Like how he's saying
You's wrong
Zara
Saida
Saida
Saida
Sida
Yeah
I knew somebody
named Zira
Yeah
All right, so she sent us a DM and said,
Ola, Brown Bag, I have some family.
Oh, and last age, her name is Debbie Saita.
Her name is Sarai.
She sent us a DM and said,
Ola, Brown Bag, I have some family drama,
and I've been holding it in all weekend.
On Friday, my sister Evelyn asked me
if she could take my son Aiden with her,
oh, she got an Aiden.
To the movies and hang out.
So I let her because Aiden loves her
and she spoils him.
It also gives me some Mita.
everything was going good then my son
came home with a pumpkin and photos from the pumpkin
patch I was so upset I know it sounds stupid
but the pumpkin patch outing is something I do and cherish
every year and she knows she knows that and didn't tell me
she didn't tell her I thought she did tell her no she told her she was taking it
to the movies oh and then afterwards and then they went to the pumpkin patch
it's because some pumpkin patches are right there yeah right next to it
Yeah.
Oh.
So she said, like I could have gone with them too if she wanted to join.
I told her off and my son overheard and now he's mad at me.
Oh, yeah.
You ruined Halloween.
The thing is, she did this last year on Christmas.
What should I do?
Oh, it's a pattern.
She took her to Santa?
Yeah.
She took her to Santa.
My parents who never could afford this stuff growing up, well, hold on.
My parents who never afford, I don't know.
She said, I was.
What about?
parents are poor they couldn't afford the stuff
and yeah basically that's
okay so I'm assuming they couldn't afford it so she wants to give
to her kids but then her sister's giving it to her kids
so she's encroaching on her like this
this might be the only child because maybe the sister doesn't have kids
yeah yeah she wants to take her out have fun I would be so happy
I save money you spend your money
No, she sounds mad.
She sounds like she wants to smash her over the head with the pumpkin.
Yeah.
Oh.
Okay, I'm trying to figure out what my feelings are because this is definitely hitting me
where it hurts.
Because my oldest son, David, when he was growing up, my sister had no kids.
So that's like her second kid.
And I had him really young.
I had him when I was 18.
So that was like her little kid, aka, like her little brother, aka like her always there
with him everywhere.
Like if I was working, which I was working a lot, because I'm trying to get into the radio game,
my sister would be the one taking him everywhere.
And they had their own relationship, and I love them.
She's the one that would wrestle with him.
She's the one that would look.
He just be the, I guess the, I don't want to say father figure, but like that part of his life.
Like he's like, wrestle around with him, like toughing him up because I'm baby boy.
I'm like, oh my God, I'm like, oh, my God, I'm, she could be the press yourself.
Right?
Yeah.
But I would feel a way if she had taken into the punking patch without me because you only get those moments.
Like those are the moments that like you especially schedule out.
Right.
You feel me?
It's like a once a year thing.
It's not like you could make it up.
I mean,
I guess you could,
but it's not the same.
You can't have two pocket patch photos.
This must be a girl thing because I don't understand why a kid can't go to things multiple times.
Because like when I take.
You also have a broken home.
All of love.
I know.
I had two Christmases,
Thanksgiving, birthdays,
everything.
Better than one, right?
No,
but like when I, for example,
like I take my son.
to the movies like that's our thing we always go see like the new movies and stuff we just got
two tickets to see five nights of freddies on friday and what if alie takes him first i wouldn't care
i'm gonna take him you're a liar no i swear it doesn't bother me but it bothers her she's like i never
get to watch any movies with him and like she always complains that's her thing like yeah and i'm like dude
he goes to whines no i'm out sorry her thing is being an incredible mom alie i adore you
i didn't even know you all right here get out
Raising your child is her thing.
Raising a little human.
For more of the week than you is her thing.
Okay?
Taking him to school and making sure he's healthy.
It has a roof over his head.
Did you say you a script?
Is her thing.
This sounds exactly like her.
I couldn't have selfishness.
I didn't mean it like that.
I'll do it again.
Get out of here.
Ali.
Say sorry.
I understand.
I understand you.
My stomach is to laugh.
I'm parted.
Okay.
I just got kicked out.
Oscar's our engineer just watching you.
What I'm Oscar!
All right, yeah, I didn't mean that.
But what was I said?
Yeah, it's just like she'll get upset if I take him to the movies.
She feels away.
It hurts her, it hurts her heart.
But I don't see anything wrong with it.
Because you're probably the one that does it more.
Yeah, but if, again, if she took him to see anything or anywhere, I'll be like, we're just going again.
Sorry, son, we're going again.
Right.
But I mean.
If she takes him.
into a World Series
Dodger game.
Yeah, we'll go to game two.
You know, I don't see it that way.
But look, Zaira feels very similar.
Like, he already went.
No, that's it.
That's it. That's it. Now we're not going.
We got to wait until next Halloween.
It's even, it's not.
It's the first experience.
That might be her reaction.
But what she's feeling is like, dang, I thought I was going to take him.
And it might also be the fact that you guys don't say anything and you just take them.
It'll be different.
Like, hey, I'm planning on taking him there.
Oh, cool.
Like, blah, blah, blah.
Maybe I, maybe if you told Ali that you're going to take him.
to go see five nights or ready maybe she'd give you money for popcorn you're like hey
you're like because she wants to feel like a part of it you know what I'm saying yeah I'm
yeah I could use some popcorn right like oh like food's on me you've got the ticket I'll get the food
yeah see I'm always I'm okay with it too I'm like you want to take the kids go ahead
yeah I'm not okay right you're not okay my my sister-in-law she's like no that's I'm doing
the first experience like I want to be the you know not another
thing you guys don't understand.
I'm sick of teaching you full stuff.
But it's like we could go to another pumpkin patch.
As a non-parent, I'm with the guys right here.
As a non-parent, I don't see the big issue.
Right?
Yeah, because it's like, it's a first of, uh, for both of the parents.
Like, you're going to get the first experience with parent number one.
You're going to get the first experience with parent number two.
No.
This is not about parents.
It's not about sisters.
Well, okay.
What the first experience?
One mom.
No, but you can't.
Because.
I don't see the, when you take the kid,
whoever takes the kid first,
if you take the kid again,
they're like, oh, this is wag.
The one Thia took me to is better.
Tia is always better than mom.
I already did this at the other pumpkin patch.
What else is there?
You don't want to hear that you want,
you want your kid to have a good Friday.
Because first of all,
the pumpkin patch photos are a hassle on kids.
Oh.
Because that means two outfits, one.
They don't want these photos.
They want to go throw pumpkins
and go on the jumpers.
The photos that we want,
like we're pressing them.
Yeah.
We're lucky if we get them a smile or look at the camera, right?
And the fact that she did it with Tia, imagine it's a photo of Tia and the kid sitting like on the Tia's lap and someone else took it.
Yeah, that's cute.
Not going to lie, the kid probably loves Tia more.
It's just a thing.
No, no, it's just a thing.
My niece Brooklyn loves me more.
I could tell her like, hey, let's run away and she's down.
Wow.
Because your parents tell, like, they get you in trouble, yeah, all of that.
Your Tia is fun.
So already I have to give that part up.
I'm not cool.
You're cool.
And just because you're the Tia.
Yeah, I am the cool Tia.
Yeah, I don't mind.
That's what I'm saying.
As a non-parry, I'm with the guys.
Like, I don't see the big deal.
You probably give your niece's soda and stuff, huh?
Yeah.
And they can curse.
Oh, my God.
Yes.
And they can curse?
Oh, my God.
You're like the best Tia.
All right.
Moms and Tias, we need to hear from you, okay?
What should we tell?
What's your name?
Zairra.
Zira.
What should we tell Zira?
She felt a little bit, a waste.
When her sister.
Her sister took her kid to the pumpkin patch without telling us.
I didn't tell him.
Little Aiden.
No, Aiden.
I know it's L'Aidon.
I was like, wait, take a little Aiden off my hair.
Take it for the weekend.
You have it, girl.
Take him to the dentist.
He came back in E.
He came back in E.
Harrow 6, L.A.'s number one for hip-hop.
Angie, I just want you to let you know.
Alexis Rocha's manager,
Abraham was listening to all the stuff.
That you just said it about him when you were laughing at him from Disney.
Yeah.
Abraham, that was not me.
He started it.
I have no beef with him.
He said, hey, chill, we are still mourning.
We will be back stronger than ever.
Like I said.
Yeah, exactly good for him.
He still diss me.
He didn't diss you like that because you're going to make people not like Alexis Rochow
who definitely deserves people to like him, especially at a time like this.
It was just something friendly.
Yeah.
Because they went to the same high school.
Stagerstrom.
We're both from Stagerstrom.
And then Alexis asked Angie, oh, what year are you?
And then she's like, whatever you...
Oh, nine.
And he's like, oh, I'm not that old.
But it was just like...
I don't know it.
Not that old.
It was very like smug and it was hilarious.
And I was over here trying to like rip for him.
Like, hey, we're both like that way.
And then so she said him oh-ho since that day.
And he lost in his first stoppage.
Now I feel bad.
I'm so sorry.
Now I'm apologizing for getting...
See, Abraham, we love you guys.
Team Lex.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, online.
We've got you for the homie help line.
Zyra wants to take Evelyn out.
But for real, though.
Jack, the pumpkin king.
Yeah, she took her baby, Aiden.
Yeah, baby Aiden.
Her sister took her baby Aiden to the pumpkin patch.
When she only told her she was going to take him to the movies.
That's the betrayal right there
You just told me you're going to take him out to the movies
You end up taking out to the pumpkin patch
Taking photos, bringing him a pumpkin, all of that
Not that big a deal
It was probably on the way home
She probably saw like, ooh, pumpkin patch
Or like in the parking lot
Yeah
Or check this out, Aiden probably saw it
And was like
Yeah, yeah, please, Mom hasn't taken me yet
It's already gonna be Halloween
And my mom does, I feel like she doesn't love me
She doesn't even have like a costume yet
What's wrong with her?
She's been telling me for last three weeks
She was going to take me
Oh, that's what happened.
And then Tiavlin's like, oh, people don't worry, we'll go.
By the way, Aiden, just so you know the last few weekends have been 100 degrees, okay?
So I haven't taken you.
That's the reason.
Aiden and my kids, too.
They're like, when are we going to go to a pumpkin bag?
I just in October.
I'm like, bro, when it feels like October.
And maybe Aiden, baby Aiden, Aiden, keep in mind, your mom's probably trying to buy a house, okay?
She can't take you for a $12 pumpkin.
She's saving for the house.
Yeah.
But now she, those are lies.
But also, she needs our help because she's really upset at her, at her sister for this.
Yeah.
But then her, also, Aiden got mad at her mom, as Ira for scolding the sister.
Yeah, because he heard it all.
Yeah.
He heard it all.
And it's like, and why are you taking my, mm-hmm kid?
Like, have your own, um-k kid.
If you want to take it to me a plank and patch.
Yeah.
You're going to learn when you have a m'k kid.
Yeah, I'm going to do the same.
thing to you?
Yeah.
Are you guys talking
from experience
reasons?
No, I like,
you know,
it's all connecting.
Yeah.
And that's why
mom doesn't even
mm-p
call you.
Whoa.
Where'd that come,
bro?
It just happens.
We just throw everything
that.
That's why
in seventh grade
Chris really
wanted to
mm-mmed
me.
Whoa.
Seven-grade.
Damn.
All right.
It's hard
out here sometimes.
Period.
That's easy.
Don't like
that you were
a young daddy
there full.
Anyway, we need to help baby girl.
AC, who we have on the line?
We have Gianna from Carson on line three.
All right, Gianna.
Good morning, Ramba.
Good morning, Gianna.
How are you this morning?
I'm good.
How are you guys?
Amazing.
So talk to us.
What would you tell baby girl?
I'm going to call her Z.
What would you tell her?
All right.
So I am on the Tia side.
I think the parents need to stop being childish.
Oh, that's stop backing like a kid.
Stop back in like a freaking kid.
Yeah.
Grow up.
All right.
What would you, are you a, are you a Tia yourself?
I am a Tia.
I don't have any kids.
My younger sister has two kids.
One is, one just turned one and she has a newborn.
Oh.
And I kind of had the same situation.
I wanted to take my nephew two weeks ago to Disneyland since he's free.
And I asked her and she said yes.
And then last minute, she says, you know what?
I want to be the one to take him to Disneyland.
Oh.
Okay.
So at least with the baby.
girl Zaira I feel a little bit for it because her sister didn't tell her but your sister that told
that told is it your brother your sister that has the kids my sister you told your sister like hey I want
to do this she said yes and then last minute she got all in her fields it's like you can't do that
that's really messed up all it planned for him oh and I bet you you already told him you were going to
take him yeah oh okay at the end of the day the kids are suffering like I think it's so
beautiful to be at the
you know they're cooped up in the house all day
and it's a love
he's like my own kid
I love picking him out
so what you're gonna do you go
you're gonna kidnap him and take him to do it
I knew she was
I knew you were still gonna do it
I knew it
and what happens when she's mad at you there
you don't see him for Christmas because she's all pissed
if there's no photos
it never happens
oh
I love it
she's gonna start him young
I'm not telling his mom stuff
he's between us
Don't tell your mom.
Hey, you want some Coke?
You want some Coke?
You want some Coke?
Here, here.
Has some candy.
Honestly, you know better.
You're the older.
You're the older sibling, right?
Oh, my.
So what does your younger sister know?
She's being childish.
She needs to act her age, not her child's age.
Oh, God.
Because look,
my Tio used to take me to Dodger games all the time.
And my dad could have been a hater.
He could have been jealous.
Yeah.
But those are some of my favorite memories.
We get it.
It's a girl thing.
We understand.
Yeah.
Okay, so what are you going to tell your sister?
You want to tell her right now?
we're going to let her know that you're going to take the kids to Disneyland?
She said yes already.
You can't take the...
And hey, she could buy a ticket if she wants to be there?
You thought of your nephew.
What's your nephew's name?
Adrian and Andrew.
Adrian and Andrew.
Dia loves you.
Mom, I don't know.
We're still working.
Mom just want you to have fun.
Damn, because I'm mom in this situation.
All right, AC plus we got in the line.
We have Vanessa from Torrance on line one.
All right.
Vanet, good morning, Vanessa.
What's up, Vanessa?
Good morning.
How are you, baby girl?
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Oh, nice.
Okay.
You're a mom.
How do you see the situation?
Yes.
I'm on for it.
I mean, I have three.
So it's like entrance to get in.
It's 10, 10, 10.
Parents, another 10.
You know, it's, hey, help me save money.
Yeah.
I love it.
Vanessa, mom math.
Mom math.
You take one.
I take two.
That means I could get three Starbucks.
week because I don't have to pay their entrance.
My husband, Greg.
I mentioned a pumpkin patch.
He's like, oh, man.
And then it's charges for anything.
You want to go in the little petting zoo charges.
You want to go on the jumper, charge extra.
Dang.
Everything is a face.
mood, everything.
I mean, I'm a little kid at heart, so I don't mind.
But then I'm like, oh, like, when this comes up and this comes, I'm like,
damn, like, I want to go to the pumpkin patch.
So.
Oh, I know.
I want to do this.
It's a memory.
You know, so my.
So my sister, I don't have, I don't have siblings.
So I'm all for it.
Hey, I wish I had someone to help me out.
Yeah.
Take them.
But you see Vanessa, see, this is a thing.
You know?
Yes.
This is a thing, Vanessa.
You don't have a sister, so you don't have someone that's been annoying you your whole life.
And you're constantly compared to.
And then your kids prefer her, them over you.
You don't have that.
Because there's a lot of stuff that's added on top of it.
It's not just that.
It's not just, hey, take them off my hand.
The holidays come every year.
The little, the daughter's son is little.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just be on top of it.
You know, the next year, the next come around, you know, get an outfit.
Oh, be a better mom?
Take him early.
Okay, okay.
Take him early.
October 1st.
October 1st.
KPWR, Los Angeles, Power 106.
And we are talking about our girl Zita on the Homey Helpline.
Her sister said, hey, is it cool if I take Aiden to the movies?
And Zida said yes.
Come to find out, she also took Aiden to a pumpkin patch, took photos, all of that.
Zida feels a way because she felt like that's something for her.
Her sister didn't tell her that she told off her sister, but Aiden was watching like they always are.
And now Aiden is also mad at Zyda.
Yeah.
So she's not having a good time right now.
She's like the villain right now.
Yeah, she's the villain.
But look, Zidah, okay, the baby was probably gone like at least four hours.
You got the movie and then the pumpkin patch.
That's resting time.
Yeah, so she enjoyed all that time.
She enjoyed all that time, right?
And then now she's like, no, you shouldn't.
You didn't talk to a kid for like four hours, all right?
You're making a lot of sense.
You're sounding a lot like Jorge.
Because he'll legit be like, all right, you need time to rest.
I'm going to go take them to catch and I'm going to go take them to the movies.
I'm like, but I want to go to the movies and I went and go to catch me.
He's like, do you want to rest or do you want to go?
And then if we were going and be like, dude, all I wanted to do is rest.
I don't know.
I'm here.
All right, well, A.C., who else we got on the line?
We have Luis from Pomona on line 9.
Okay, Luis.
What's up, Brown, Ben?
What's, boy?
Luis!
Hey, bro, my son's name is Luis, and I hope when he's older, he sounds like you.
What, go, Mom!
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
He's going to be a gangster.
Okay.
Luis.
Not Luis, let me.
I'm playing.
I'm playing.
Okay.
Oh, man, I think Vic is looking at it from a wrong side of view.
You know what I mean?
He's looking at as a baby mama problem.
them. Okay. What is it?
And I think, I think as a father, if you don't put the boundaries, like, if I tell you,
if you're going to ask to take my baby somewhere, you take them there nowhere else.
Because, you know, like that there that car right now, they try to act like the mom.
She says, I'm like the mom. You're not like the mom. You're never going to be like the mom.
Louie. You're so G-A. Fool. If you say this, I better mean this, because then if not,
I got to add in some extra reinforcements. You got to think of everything.
I don't know what could happen at the Punky Patch.
Better not even stop a capacity.
At the end of the day, there has to be respect.
You know what I mean?
Because if not, they think they're the mama,
they want to control your baby.
They're not.
Did they get birth?
No.
No.
That's Mexican.
Mexicans always want, or not just Mexican, Latinos.
They want to take control.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Latinas.
So I'm just saying there has to be a respect.
You know what I mean?
Okay.
All respect to you, Luis.
Much respect.
Yeah.
Like, you got, you can, if you tell me you're going to take into the movies,
you can't take it into a Punk and Patch.
Because I don't know what hood that Punk and patch is in.
They know who my kiddies.
Right.
Talk about boundaries.
Yeah.
Those are boundaries for real.
Those are like,
take them to the gas station.
I told you I can't be over there.
Oh my God.
Hey, some real G's listen to us.
Yeah.
That's how Luis.
Hey, you need Luis's number
to tell your sister she's not the mom?
Hey, hold on.
That was a baby daddy
that she would not stop at the pumpkin patch.
Yeah.
Hey, don't make me call Luis.
Go get with a gangster.
Oh, my God.
That's all right.
That is the solution.
No, it's not.
It's not.
Look.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
All right.
One of my favorite movies ever in life is Finding Nemo.
You too?
You like it?
I love it, too.
Wallaby, Sidney.
Yes, P. 42 Wallywai, Way, Sydney.
That's where my house is.
One part that I really liked is when they're like all the way deep in the water and it's Dory and the dad.
What's his name?
Marla.
He's not even a Marlin.
Such a lie.
Such a lie.
Okay.
So they're down and then they see a light, right?
You guys remember this part?
Look, check it up.
I see a light.
A light?
Yeah.
Hey, conscience.
Am I dead?
I see it too.
It's so pretty.
I want to touch it.
Hey, come back.
Come on back here.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to be your best friend.
Good feelings gone.
Okay.
Remember how that turns into like a scary like little monster, like a deep sea monster?
I didn't even think existed for real.
They exist for real fools.
They're called anglerfish and they only exist like at the deep, deep parts of the ocean until now.
Over in Orange County, Angie, this is by you, Mamasita, Linda.
And angler fish washed up on shore.
This is the second of these occurrences in two years.
It rarely happens.
I believe there's only about 30 anglerfish that are in museums around the world.
And now two have popped up.
in the OC and I'm very scared
That's kind of cool though
I mean it's not cool when you find it
I'd be scared
But like seeing something so exotic out
I'd be like poking and be like ew
I'm more so scared of like
Why are these things from deep under the sea?
Angelica you're thinking about the wrong things
You are dory
I'm gonna get you
I'm gonna get you
That means something is happening under the water
Exactly
That is causing literally
I don't think about that
Because they're not meant to be that close to the shore.
They're supposed to stay down.
Yeah.
And they love it down there.
They're probably one of the only fish that can really survive down there.
They get to eat everything, all the carcasses, everything that falls from the top of the wall.
Everything is down there.
What are you doing coming up?
What is going on down there?
Are the aliens taking up like their little, are they setting up shop down there and they're kicking you out?
The temperature.
Right?
He might have just had some bad fish.
Because there's a theory.
Same.
What bad fish are you talking about?
I hope you're talking about
Sevice and you're not talking about her Iche.
Saviche.
I'm sure he's talking about both.
Oh, come on.
Family friendly, right?
Yes.
Shout out Ali.
Anyway.
This is really scary
because there's a theory about aliens
and I hate to be the one
but I'm over here
in my little tin house.
There's a theory about aliens
that we keep looking up
at the sky front.
aliens but they're really we should be looking down in the water because apparently only like 10%
of the ocean is has been looked at and we even know about all the other parts of the ocean no one knows
about we can't even get down there you saw what happened with the thing that exploded when we tried
yes so funny oh no it's not funny that the five sweet human beings is so funny to you oh now you're
like niki manachi you want to make a rap like about it you just literally made me think of
niki minaz and i'm like why did she diss them yeah i don't know she has a new song and she's like i
killed five be words with a sub
Ocean Gate
Yeah
And I'm like damn
It's crazy
Way too soon
And who's to say they were B words
They're probably really nice people
I think only one was a B word
The full that created everything
Anyway
That's what you're here and we're there
Back to the scary fish
Yes
It's so ugly
It low-key
It looks like the mojara
It's done
It looks exactly like a mojara
But it hasn't been good
It's like a burnt mojara
I know but it's just like that
That doesn't work.
Like, it doesn't work.
Yeah.
Like, this looks cooked, but it's not cooked.
Does it, does it really have the light on top?
Yeah, they, it has a little squishy thing.
Wow, that's so cool.
That is cool.
It is cool, but it's also scary.
We shouldn't know what they look like.
I'm not going to lie, if I found this, I don't want to keep it.
Does the light turn off when it dies?
You're so dumb.
You're not for real.
Yes.
Yes.
That's a good question.
That's a good question.
Or does it make the windows sound when it's a window.
8 kids.
I hope you learn empathy somewhere else in your life
because we are not teaching you empathy.
Empathy is when you have a feeling for other people.
You know, you're not been in their shoes.
You know, empathy?
Can you change the ball?
Does it come back to life?
I don't even know why I try.
I don't know why I try to give you guys
very informational stories
and you guys just do this.
Maybe it just needs to charge.
Travis Scott Tiggins.
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Okay
And it's time for Somrasala
With Angie
All right you guys
Michael Irvin
Do you guys know who that is?
That's a playmaker
That's a playmaker
Oh
Legend
No I don't know who that
They're so excited today
I love Michael Irvin
He's amazing
Who is he?
Yeah, who is he?
No, because I honestly, please explain.
I honestly had a text.
I'm like, hey, do you guys know who this full is?
They're like, yes, they have the same exact reaction.
And this is not Irvin Johnson.
No, this is something else.
Michael Irvin, okay, number 88, the playmaker.
Yeah, we're tired.
Okay, you keep saying that, but it's still not hitting.
So we explain.
In the 80s and 90s, he was the best, like, one of the best wide receivers along with Jerry.
Oh, I was seeing basketball.
No, he was playing for the Cowboys.
But he was just literally amazing.
He helped them get Super Bowls, and he was just,
one of the greatest
widest singers
That was the last time
He even played at Miami
And even in Miami
Like in college
He was great
At the U
He was great
Like just A plus
His whole career
They're so happy
And he's like
One of the greatest
Orators ever
Like he just
On the mic
He's just
Oh okay
Okay okay
Okay
He's like a camera
Yeah
Yeah
Nice nice
See
Oh thank you
Thank you guys
Because all I was gonna say
Michael Irvin
He retired football
player
Hey
No hall of
Famer
Has it
No, he's literally one of the best wide receivers ever.
Okay, well, he's retired.
He's to play anymore.
Now he talks, comments, all that stuff, right?
Now he's got all these opinions.
So much that he was talking about his son, and Homeboy exposed his son,
embarrassed him and called him a faker.
Oh, no.
His son, apparently, he's a rapper, and he goes by the name of Tut Tarantino.
Tut Tarantino.
Yeah, and he was saying, like, hey, you know what?
I'm like, my son, he rap's so hard.
But if you listen to him, all he's saying, it's all fake.
It's all kept.
It's all kept.
It's not true.
It's all a lie.
Listen.
I got a son.
His rap name is Tutteratino.
If you ever listen to some of his raps, I'm like, oh, my God.
Where does this come from, son?
You grew up in a gated community your whole life.
Oh.
He's a faker.
And he sounds like when he wraps like that?
Yeah.
His son really raps like that, but this is not the first time, you guys, that Mervyn's talking about his son, because he's actually gone different shows, and he says the same thing.
Oh, my God.
I swear, if you go on iTunes and listen to him, he raps about some of the hardest stuff in the world.
And I say to him, you grew up in a 20,000 square for Gator Community Home.
Where does this stuff come from?
You know what I mean?
All the schools his whole life.
Gated community
Private schools
Wow
And his parents had a real nice marriage
Probably
Probably
Wow
But you know what
I had to go look for him
I'm like okay this dude
What does he look like
What is he rapping about
And oh my god you guys
I saw him
And honestly if you saw him
You would not think that this foot
Went to a private school
Because he's out here
He's all dressed up
Yeah
wearing scullies all that
Flashing you know
Things he shouldn't be flashing
And money
Pio
Pio!
Yeah all that stuff
This is what he's rapping
This is how much
I'm going to scamming
I'm dropping low
Got me dancing
40,000
I'm doing to be 24 right now
I'm house arrest
But I'm in a mansion
Ain't got no fire right now
But easy money
Reign my fan shit
Not on one house or he's not
Oh God
You grew up in a gated community
House arrest to him is he's grounded
No hold on
House arrest is that they won't let him outside of his gated community
Right
Or so cut off his allowance
Any of them
But he's just posing.
His dad?
His dad,
you said best wide receivers
His dad's probably so upset
He didn't choose football
I know
And instead he's just out here lying
He didn't choose anything else
Besides who is
Also, he needs another career
Because who picked those beats
That production was terrible
It's not about the beats, bro
He didn't have either
He could afford it to mix and master it a little bit
Oh for sure he could
It just sounds like,
Pibu Bop.
You know what you...
You know what trip that out?
If he's like,
okay, my son's rapping,
probably thought he might have got
maybe a childish Gambino
on his hands,
maybe some kind of like,
I don't know.
Jay Cole vibes.
And then he turns it on
and it's like,
what does that sound like Angie?
And when I started scamming,
drop from low,
got me dancing.
40,000
trying to do the moose
I'm doing, damn it.
I'm 24 right now
I'm house arrest,
but I'm in a mansion.
Ain't got no fire right now.
Easy money.
Oh my God.
The first part is that he was scamming.
You're like, well, scamming who your dad?
Yeah, he scammed me the audience.
Yeah, everyone.
You guys can't say that didn't sound like a parody beat.
You know what's crazy?
I listen to lyrics.
What I've noticed.
Like, different ears listen to different things.
But to me, I, like, even the second time around, I'm paying attention to the beat.
The first time I was the beat.
Yeah.
Yeah, don't.
Don't listen to the beat.
Tune it out, tune it out, because I can't.
I wish I could unhear it.
I'd hear it 24.
How surprised you guys?
Damn, his dad put him on that's also great marketing.
Because I'm sure a lot of people want to hear him now that they saw his dad kind of turn up on him.
I don't know.
He has 15K.
15K views or listeners or followers?
No, followers.
I saw on Instagram, you guys.
Dude, that's 15K.
Let him tell it.
He has 250 million.
Yeah.
True.
But I was looking at the comments and people are just mocking him like, oh, yeah.
This little video, he probably filmed it in his little community.
Yeah.
Like, get out of here.
It's all cap.
But what's the, isn't the boss?
I thought you're using caps so much.
Because they keep saying that.
The ball player that grew up in like a really good school.
Oh, John Moran?
Is that kind of the John Moran story?
Kind of, yeah.
And in low key has worked for John Moran.
He's like not infamous.
He's in trouble.
Yeah.
I guess that's the thing it's like front and it's like,
why does everybody have to fake like they're coming from a struggle?
You know what I'm saying?
I think that's like Michael Irvin's point.
Like, man, I worked so hard my whole life for you to have a good life.
Yeah.
Just for you to act like you, I didn't give it to you.
You're broke.
And then go back to, like, quote unquote, the hood and be like, I'm on house arrest and all these things that like, he worked hard to get away.
What?
I went over.
I went over Vic's dad's house this past weekend.
We all did.
And Vic had a great life.
Don't never let Vic tell you he struggled over there on rose cramps.
What?
That's like he says rosecans.
He's not specific about West City.
Yeah.
Because he grew up in a very nice community.
His dad has a garage, first of all, like huge garage.
The grass was nice green and trimmed.
Yeah.
He takes a lot of pride in that.
He had a freaking lowrider parked right in front, like all shiny, like all nice.
Like, he didn't have to have it covered up.
Maybe afraid that someone will steal it and none of that.
I know.
The gardener hates when we do that.
Yeah.
His dad started, his dad started singing because we had a groupo.
His dad started singing.
We're like, oh, and especially our friend, do know that doesn't have a dad RIP.
He was like, dude, this is so awesome.
Your dad's out here he's singing.
And then Vicks like, yeah, like, every other day.
Like, I'm so annoyed.
His dad wasn't just singing.
His dad is a.
senior.
The Vic sisters came out.
I was like,
oh,
he's doing that again.
Like,
but it's like,
wow,
like,
wow,
your dad is present.
Like,
don't let Vic ever tell you
about struggle and like,
oh my God,
I'm this way because of my dad.
Your dad is present.
I never said he wasn't.
I don't know.
You kind of make a same way.
I'm not a little Tarrantino,
right?
Yeah, I don't know.
You make a scene like you came out of the trenches.
Like,
you know,
like,
coming from where I came from Latia.
It's hard out here.
It's hard out here.
No,
we only had two stories,
It's not three.
Oh, my God.
Yep.
Yep, that's this guy.
You're always...
You're a little tutter and rosecrans over there.
Tutte.
It's completely different.
All right.
I'm not on house arrest in a mansion.
Oh, God.
But you're saying, he's not scamming people.
I'm not.
He's those people that do.
That was my partner.
Ex-ex partner.
This story is really hitting you, huh?
It's like talking to you.
No.
No.
First of all, my dad is not the playmaker.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now, Michael Lerby, he's not the greatest white receiver of all time, right?
He's had a good job.
He probably is.
He's probably like an ex-something.
No, he had to be in a successful group or sometime because the way he was holding the mic
and, like, he knew when he would hit specific notes, he had to get the mic farther away and come back.
I was like, hold on, bro.
Shout out to Vick's dad.
The way that he makes you seem that, like, you left a family.
Oh, no.
But he died.
I never said that.
He's scabming all of us.
I never said.
It was my mom that left.
Oh, my.
I'm not even going to believe it.
I'm not even going to believe it.
Thank you,
All right.
That's it for someone,
brought to you by your local
Southern California Toyota dealers.
I'm Angie from Brownback
mornings on Paro 106.
Thank you, Angie.
It's Paran 106.
Power 106.
LA's number one for hip-hop where we love dads.
Yeah.
We love our dads.
Love you, dad.
Our moms?
Love you, Mom.
Working on it.
Working on it?
I love my mom.
I love my mom.
Except for that one.
Except when she makes me clean my own house.
Crazy.
Shout on my mom.
You are crazy.
I get more time we're here now that there's those four extra weeks because she's a tax person.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, okay, cool.
Yeah.
I get four more weeks of being able to talk to her.
Hey.
Like, hey, mom.
Hey, mom, it's up.
Hey, mom, I'm not busy.
You ask her tax questions?
Yeah, ask her tax questions.
After that, I won't hear from her until maybe her birthday.
Which is?
she's so nice and awesome she's like the best thing ever
oh my god
where we love dads
alright Irene
you try to you try to block a dad from being on air today
wow
no no no no it was
it's been a long morning okay
it's been a very sad day
why why we barely started
I know, but I'm still sad from yesterday
and like it rolled over.
So I forgot about something.
But we were talking about dads earlier
and I was like, oh, crap.
You were a baddie on Instagram showing all those things.
Hey, you're bigger than me, I realized.
I thought I was looking at me.
I was scrolling and I was like,
this is what it looks like
when my homies passed on my photo.
This is that.
God, Tyrene posted a crazy Thursday
and go comment on it.
Did she delete it?
I don't know.
I should do it.
No.
Probably on it because she's saddy, so she needs comments.
When the home girls post photos like that, I'll break the world record for scrolling fast.
Honestly.
It's funny because I don't notice it because they're like, I'm, I know.
Yo, everybody relax.
What is it?
Giggles, like, what is it?
What is it?
Hey, tell you guys.
Doesn't that look like me?
Oh my God, yeah?
You just sit on the side of your head?
Yeah.
Giggles Irene.
This is how we were, but the breakups is supposed to be.
The crazy thing is right
I scroll past it
Jose's being a per
Jose asked her to jiggle him
Oh my god
Jiggles Irene
Oh
change your name
Change your name
Hey jiggles Irene on Instagram
You guys
Go look
Go look and have a blast
Yo I scroll past it so fast
And my girl was like
Did you see Ariane's post
You should go like
Go look
Like, I was like, in the back of mine, I was like, no, I scroll faster fast.
I was like, she got them things.
I was like, no, what I want to know?
Don't shoot.
That's what I, them dangling.
I literally, you guys, I screenshot it.
So it's in my photos.
And I literally think it's me.
Like I was like, why did you screen shot?
Because I know you, shoot.
So, so it's not just the photo, it's her caption.
Should have been more smart about it.
Should have cherished me.
It's an usher line.
Okay.
Okay.
And then last one.
Ooh.
Like last one of your thirst traps or like last one of?
Like that was the last one.
Irene, you got some big old.
Like wow.
Like, hey, this is what I understand when you guys are like veins.
Wow.
What?
There's veins.
They say that?
Yeah.
You guys are gross.
Look at it.
Actually, I didn't see that.
I saw a different picture.
Oh.
I didn't see it know
I don't know, stop.
Irene.
Oh my God.
You know what's going to be crazy?
Or Chata Canyon.
It's crazy because I posted it and I was like,
damn, this is going to be a topic on my name.
Yeah.
Let them breathe.
You can put it on our IG so everybody can see it.
No, it's okay.
It's okay.
I have access.
I'll do it.
I'm not sorry.
Should she change your name?
I promise you guys.
Because I'll get.
get the comments and then because you're you to you're regular hiring to like to you you're kind of like
you you get it like you like it's part of your body whatever yeah they're just there they're just
there exactly so when you post you don't see the extraness of the post because you're just
posting an address that fits you yeah and then you see the whoa and it's just out of the ordinary
because i always yeah in a big hoodie or a big t-shirt yeah like right now you you're you extraordinary
baby girl you extraordinary but now to we love dads oh yeah
It's crazy.
That's great.
What are dad's love?
Dad's love.
Jiggles Irene.
No.
So you forgot about
AC's dad.
Yeah, I'm so sorry.
It's all good.
It's all good.
Oh, AC.
AC, go ahead.
Yes.
So I wanted to give a very special shout out
to one of my favorite Scorpio's,
aside from Drake,
his birthday's tomorrow, actually.
Today's my dad's birthday.
So happy birthday, Daddy.
Happy birthday, Dad.
Let's go.
Yeah, so for those I don't know, I'm half Mexican, half black.
So it's like a carnissada cookout all in one.
Come on.
And in my family, depending on whose birthday it is,
we usually sing two different versions of the Happy Birthday song.
I love it.
So in the Latino community, we all know this song.
All las manianitas.
Yeah.
Las managnitas by the legendary Presente Fernandez, R.P.
But in the black community, we also have a song of our.
own and it goes a little something like this.
See Wonder Vibes. Come on.
Be Wonder Vibes. Yes.
Eight.
Eight.
So, happy birthday, Tudelia, Dad.
Yeah.
Happy birthday to all the Scorpio's out there.
That's awesome.
Toia.
Happy birthday to Ace's Dad.
What's the name?
What's his name?
Clarence.
Clarence.
Happy birthday.
Hey, it is.
Happy birthday, Daddy.
Happy birthday, Dad.
And Happy Birthday.
Happy birthday to all the jiggles.
Yes.
Go look at Irene's picture, please, right now.
Enjoy it because she goes to me.
I have to archive it in five minutes.
She shot us.
I thought we couldn't say that.
I feel like you could say that because I feel like it's a major word.
You can't say the word before it.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I said, huh?
Yeah, you said the other one, the P word.
You can't.
The incher, she shot us.
That's a good week.
Irene.
You're figuring out what I could
and couldn't say.
Irene posed a crazy
thirst trap.
It's like top
Can we move on from this?
It's top two and it ain't two.
Come on.
Hey, you got names for them?
Thanks.
Is it thing one and thing two?
What's you doing over there?
Oh my God.
Hey, let's trade bras.
Let's see who.
Iren.
Let these having so much fun with this.
Because for once it's not her.
I'll put my face in it, baby, girl.
Letty's just reading off her own comments.
People are right.
Who's there, philech alert, alert.
And it's crazy because I'd be reading, like, like, the comments when I post Lettthia
on Brownag and I'd be, like, blocking people.
Like, when they're being extra weird and I'm just like, damn, now I'm going to have to do that on my picture.
Oh, yeah.
Just wait.
She'll give you the list of things that she blocked out.
Oh, yeah, the words.
Yeah.
I just wanted parentheses dot parentheses you
parentheses dot parentheses
I'm sorry trying little figures over there baby girl
how are you a single?
I don't know
that man's a lucky man is all I gotta say
I still say his name
she shaltos
it's so cool say it say
anyway stay together
the kids are in school ready
oh say less
she shot her
Really good
Go Jose
No no no I'm good
Everyone in their cars
Oh they're saying
Yeah
Practice
Shut up
You have to say it
Like you
Like you have bad thoughts
Why you're saying
It like there's some thoughts behind those
Oh there's some thoughts behind it
Sure
Come on big
Give us your best
She
Shocked us
Why you go high pitch
I don't know
Oh my God
Go bro
You have the voice already
Come on.
He doesn't say it like Batman.
She shot us.
No, no.
Wait, Jimmy.
Give to me, give to me.
Give it to me.
Like you mean it.
Come on.
Like you mean it.
She shot us?
No, come on.
That's not a question, please.
Let me Google some.
It's exclamation.
I can't say she shot us better than you.
She shot us.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's my hushed.
