Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep.87 (10/26/23)
Episode Date: October 26, 2023The Brown Bag Mornings crew is still terrified from the last show and recaps the paranormal caller. Angie brings back the spooky vibes and and the crew talks about alien sightings.See omnystudio.com/l...istener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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All right, before we get into, what was that?
Don't know, you guys.
I mean, the worst day and night because of what happened yesterday on there.
What was that?
I prayed so much last night.
Yeah.
We should be praying every night.
I know, but I prayed extra.
Angelica.
Okay, you paid extra.
Maximil, you pray too?
Yeah, I pray every day.
Yeah.
Victor?
Yeah.
No, he didn't.
No, he didn't.
No.
Okay, I was tired.
Oh, you're excited.
But God knows my heart.
Oh, my God.
The ghost doesn't.
Okay, there was a very big ghost situation that happened yesterday on air.
And we're going to play the whole thing for you because Loki, we got to be detectives on this.
This is an ex-files for sure.
Yes.
Remember that movie White Noise?
No.
I don't want to.
No.
Okay.
We're going to get into that at 630 because you have to help us figure it out to this day.
We have not figured out what called us along with listener Gloria, who I hope is having a good day.
I hope so sure.
She must have had a terrible day.
Yeah.
Last is six-thirty.
Let's talk about some Edgars.
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Mesa?
Don't you know I'm local?
All right.
Our cars may finally be safe.
Yes.
From the wild Edgars, okay?
Not to be confused with the cute little nice ones that go to school and do their homework and all that.
We're talking about the catalytic converter stealers.
Okay.
According to reports, this year has seen the least amount of thefts of catalytic converters in recent years.
The trend has been going up and up and up.
Yeah.
Since the like 2019, 2020.
So they stole all they could.
But this year.
There's no more to steal.
All right, Rob.
It's trying to think positive over here.
They hit a plateau.
Trying to think positive over here.
But according to reports, yes, the number of thefts of catalytic converters has gone down.
So I'm happy for that.
That's really good.
I mean, it's one of those things where, I mean, the fact that we were talking about it, you know, we probably caught on a lot of
people cut on so they found something new to do.
And my mom can sleep in peace.
Well, that's the thing.
It's like you wonder like, okay, what is it going to happen to me?
Is mine worth a lot?
Apparently, actually, the hybrid cards are the ones that have the more.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm trying to scare people away.
Okay?
Because that was like the, the cut catalytic converters can go from anywhere from $25 to $300
like on the aftermarket or on the black market.
but up to $1,400 for a hybrid vehicle.
You know how many MCM backpacks and belts that'll translate to?
Now I understand.
Now I understand.
Where is it in your car?
I don't know.
I wish I didn't.
You didn't come with it.
Probably not, yeah.
Somebody took it already.
Okay. And shout out to at least at L.A. City Council for trying to pass some type of ordinance to help people.
Because now it's against a law to be in possession of.
an unattached catalytic converter
and you don't have an explanation for it.
Like if they catch you with just like this fool
you're hugging it like a teddy bear
and you don't know.
You don't know
you can't say where you got this from.
They're like, no, bro.
That's, come on, I see you.
All you have to do is buy a full dicky suit
and roll in the mud.
Why?
Why?
Now you look dirty.
No.
You're a mechanic.
Oh, you say you're a mechanic.
That's going to be your explanation.
No, they're going to go over to that.
Unless the owner can provide an explanation
or proof of their right to possess
a catalytic converter that's unattached.
It's illegal now. And you could face
jail time or significant fines.
Oh, okay. All right. That makes sense. So it makes it
more like if you're not a mechanic,
you shouldn't be in possession of this.
Because my best friend is a mechanic
and there's certain things that you can use to open
cars, right? Like if
they're locked out or something like that.
I had one of those for a very long time. Slim gym.
A slim gym, yeah. So if you have one of those
and you have a mechanic shirt, you're good. If you
have one and you're not, and you don't have that.
Mechanics shirts are about to be
Your passion.
You will get in a lot of trouble.
So this is similar to that smart.
Oh, my gosh.
And then there's also different places like farmers insurance or like different insurance companies that are encouraging you to get your vint etched onto your catalytic converter.
That way if it gets stolen, like it goes back to you.
Or actually like if people are like cutting it and they're like, oh, shoot, it has a VIN number etched to it.
I can't sell this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So just to deter.
Yes.
Yeah.
But hey, it's working.
Yeah.
We are here.
We burned them out.
snitch
What's crazy is that's the first thing I thought of
I'm like, oh, it probably like ran
But new cars get made every day
Yeah
I'm telling you they found something else
And it might not be car related
There's just certain things that like
I don't know
Have you ever seen a catalytic converter
No
I'm trying to think
I'm like how does that even look like?
It's too much work to do anymore
Anymore
Anymore?
What are you doing when you're not working here?
Going under a car having to cut it off.
It's too loud.
Why would you do that?
That's how they do it.
So they go under the car, they get a saw and just saw it off and run out.
That's it.
But how do they look like?
What do you mean?
The Cadillac converter?
It's like a big little block.
And then it connects from your exhaust to your engine.
How big is it?
It's big.
It's actually really big.
Do you have a saw in your trunk?
Yeah.
I used to.
How heavy are they to carry two out of time when you're running away?
You can carry like four at a time if you want.
You can carry four at a time?
They're not that heavy.
How many have you carried at a time?
Like two.
Burbank PD.
I've never done it.
We are at 2,600.
Whittier Sheriff Department?
Please.
He lives on.
Wait, what do you live on again?
I'm not saying why street I live on again.
Find the ice cream.
Okay.
He's there.
Okay.
Keep it here because coming up, oh my goodness, coming up.
Something happening yesterday.
And we're still tripping out.
about it.
We got a phone call from a young lady and I really hope she's okay.
Me too.
Because this was definitely the start of a scary movie.
Like Gloria.
Yeah.
She called in.
Her phone started tripping.
We started hearing stuff in the background and we asked her like, hey, is everything
okay?
Like, is there a kid back there?
And she's like, no, I'm alone.
And we tripped her out.
We scared her from what we heard.
We're like, bro, you're bringing it on here.
Yeah.
And we can't figure out what happened.
But we're going to play the audio.
That's all coming next.
And hopefully you can help us out with that.
This is what started at all.
All right.
Yeah.
This is what started off.
And us joking around about like, oh, what was that?
Like when...
We can't be serious and that's horrible for us.
It got serious.
Yeah, it got super serious.
It went zero to 100,000 real quick.
Okay, yesterday, Angie was telling us an amazing story.
Yeah.
About rapper belly who gets visited by a dark figure that's hooded since he was a kid.
It follows him in his dreams.
Freddy Cougar vibes, low king.
One of his zombies was over his house and was like,
there's someone following you when you're walking around.
So that's how you knew, like, oh my God, like this is real.
Someone else saw it.
So we asked callers to call in if they had similar situations where someone else confirms to you that something is going on with you.
And we had a caller by the name of Gloria.
She called in and she was like, like she told us her story.
Yeah.
While she's telling us her story and you're about to hear it, you're about to hear what happened yesterday on air on Power 106.
While she's talking, we're hearing things.
We're asking her about it.
She's not hearing the things that we're hearing.
No.
And so much that we had to get the audio back, replay, and figure out what the freak.
We heard.
Angie, you can't.
I can't.
Like, right now I'm freaking out already.
Yeah, I'm freaking out.
Super freaking out.
I feel bad for, like, we were teasing.
No, because before we heard anything.
We were playing, because we can't be serious and we're joking.
Yeah.
We were like, ooh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're just clowning it.
And like, oh, yeah, we hear it like, ooh, it's me.
Yeah.
And then it was for real.
I talked back.
Yeah.
It was such a creepy town.
So we're going to play the situation that happened on her yesterday.
If you can figure it out, please hit us up afterwards.
We want to know what you think of this whole situation.
Check this out.
Hey, Brownback.
So back then when I was pregnant with my child, it was my first child.
I was like seven months pregnant.
I used to live with my baby daddy.
And I guess his family would play with like white and black magic.
So there was always kind of like weird way I'm born.
around, you know, but not him.
I guess they just would follow him.
So, like, you know, the TV would turn on and, like, you know, stuff like weird stuff
would happen.
And una seora, she moved in to our apartment complex and she don't know us or nothing
like that.
And she decided to do like a little block party apartment style.
And so then she, like, we all went to her house and like, you know, just, you know,
getting to know her, just throwing like a little party, all the neighbors.
And then she went up to me and she was like, like, like.
like, oh, I need to talk to you.
You know, you're pregnant, you're pure.
Like, you know, I just want to let you know.
You guys have a spirit living in your house.
And we were like, what?
Like, what does that mean, you know?
Is that the spirit?
What was that?
What was that?
I don't know, like, no sense here, braucah or something like that.
We heard something right now.
We just heard something in the background.
So, so basically she was, she did this little rudy thing on my baby daddy,
but she couldn't do it on me because I was pure.
and like I'm pregnant.
We're like,
you're kind of like freaked out.
And then the night we go down.
Oh, my God.
What's going on?
Oh, my God.
I just want you to know whatever is with you
has been interrupting our phone call.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
And she didn't do that good of a job.
You're not that period.
If it's still with you.
Do you have your baby with you?
No.
Well, he's already 14.
Yeah, that was back then.
Oh.
Gloria, please.
Please do.
Percinete.
Perciate right now.
Presina, your kid.
Go get holy water.
And give that lady her money back because I bet you she charged you.
Yeah, she is still with you.
It's writing a shotgun right now.
Gloria.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, God.
So your son's there?
Rosemary's babies right there?
No, no.
He's a school.
He's a school.
He's school.
So there's literally been nothing in the car with you.
No.
Gloria, I'm going.
gonna get this audio.
And I could have sworn
I thought a kid was back
behind with you.
Because as you're talking,
there's something
in behind you talking.
I just heard something go,
ah.
No,
he's joking.
No,
I swear, I'm not joking.
I could have swore her to kid.
You guys are freaking me out.
Oh, yeah.
Gloria,
I promise.
Yeah.
And I don't mean too scary
because it's legit your life.
Like,
you still have to live your life.
Drive safe, please.
Can we hang up on her, please?
No.
No.
She's over.
I'm getting scared.
We're running away.
Okay, Gloria, I just want to send you good juju and good vibes.
And I'm staging you right now in my mind.
What kind of car do you drive?
A white lexas?
A white lexas.
I'm literally picturing it in my brain.
Everyone's picture of white lexas and send good energy to the white lexas.
See, I got you, baby, girl.
Give you a little evil bracelet.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
I heard it too.
And the fact that it kept getting interrupted.
Yes.
It's just too coincidental.
Yeah.
Because like sometimes there are times where people call in and they have bad service or like their phone.
But it's crazy that she's telling a story.
And then I literally heard stuff in the back.
Yeah.
And I thought it was like she has a kid back there.
Yeah.
And then we were just clowning it.
She doesn't have any kid back there.
It's her homie name spirit back there.
That's what she's saying this for.
Casper.
Yeah.
We got to get that audio.
Hey, Daniel, if you're hearing this, give me that audio bag.
And then we're going to run it back on her story.
So you could hear it.
Okay.
That was creepy.
Shout out of baby girl, Gloria.
And I don't mean to put this on you, baby girl, but it's already on you.
I'm sorry.
And you, around you.
She was telling us about how she got with her dude.
And he has a family that kind of partakes in spiritual stuff.
And so she kind of always felt something weird in her apartment.
It took a new neighbor that came in and was like, hey, there's something in that apartment.
You're pregnant right now, so you're pure, but that needs to be cleaned out.
As she's telling us this story, we hear something in the car with her.
And Loki, I thought she's talking about being pregnant.
Maybe it's her kid.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah, like he's in the back seat.
But then she tells us, no, that kid is 14 now and no one's in the car with her.
So that's why this is scary, you guys.
We're just going to listen to Gloria talking and you could hear something in the back.
I'm not.
This is crazy.
This is crazy.
You know, I just want to let you know you guys have a spirit living in your house.
And we're like, what?
Shut!
Oh!
This is scary!
Yo!
I got the chills.
Me too.
I promise you.
When I heard that,
I want to.
Hang up on her.
That's so messed up.
When I heard that,
when I heard that,
that's I'm like,
oh, it's just her kid in the back.
Yeah.
And so then we're playing with it.
Like, oh, what's in the bag?
And she's like, no,
nothing's in the back with me.
What?
Play one more time.
No, I can't.
No, I can't.
Listen.
I'm going to play it.
I'm going to play it.
I'm so scared.
And I, and it's longer than that.
I just stopped it.
But like, hold on.
I just want to let you know
You guys have a spirit
Living in your house
And we're like, what?
Like what is that mean?
You know?
Is that the spirit?
What was that?
I don't know, like
No sense here a brouha
Or something like that
We heard something in the better
Like the storyline
What was that?
Yeah
She didn't hear that in the car with her
She thought we were joking around
There's other versions
And I'm scared to press them
Right
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
And then her
Her phone started tripping.
Yes.
Her phone started
losing.
Every time she tried to tell us
more of the story,
it would go in and out.
It sounds like a baby crying.
It says,
hi.
I thought it said mommy or something
literally.
You know,
I just want to let you know
you guys have a spirit
living in your house.
And we're like,
what?
Like, what does that mean, you know?
Is that the spirit?
What was that?
I don't know,
like,
Los Tierra Bruja.
She thought we were asking her
about, like,
we heard something in the background.
She should take her car
To the priest?
No, to the priest and get it blessed.
The Holy Water Carwash?
You guys can't be serious.
She should take it to get blessed
because that's what we do with our cars.
Just in case anything's spad in there.
She needs to be blessed.
It's following her.
It's definitely following her.
Can we play some gospel?
Can you?
Can you watch a Disney movie after?
Yes.
Can I watch Mickey now?
Jesus walks anyone?
I'm so scared.
Al-A-l-A-L-A-L-A-L-A-L-A-R.
All right, Power 106,
Brownback Mornings, good morning.
To everybody, except that thing
in the back of Gloria's car.
For Gloria.
I loki thought it was her kid
because she's talking about being pregnant as a kid.
To me, the thing said mommy.
So I'm like, oh, she's going to tell us.
Salon.
But she's like, no, I'm alone.
Right now she's probably having a crisis.
She's probably pulled over crying in her Lexus,
but over here, this full, Maximil,
the naysayer and his homie Sam,
Sam, we heard you.
They say Gloria just needs to check her brakes.
Bro, I am a woman.
My brakes have always been broken.
That never sounded like that.
That's a Lexus.
That's a fine-tuned vehicle,
made by Toyota.
Leave it to a dude.
Leave it to a dude to be like,
oh yeah, it's your gorgeous.
Her check engine lights on.
Get an oil change.
Oh, but we have people that called in, right, Erie?
Yeah.
Who are we going to?
We have Alejandro on line too.
Alejandro.
Hey, good morning, brown bag.
Good morning.
April, what do you think of this whole little situation that just happened on the radio?
Nah, I'm looking.
It's because I'm driving right now, and I'm overhearing.
Like, I overheard the whole story.
And I'm going to spit into that.
Like, I love all the spiritual ghosts, whoop-y-woo.
And I started God, I hear a yeah-me.
Like, she's talking about the ghost.
I don't know why.
In my head, I'm repeating it in my head.
Every time you're saying, yeah-me, yeah-me, yeah-me.
The ghost says, yeah-mey.
Yeah, I don't know why.
I just hear you.
Like, like, she's talking.
your body at the same time, but ghosts like responding.
Yeah, I mean. Yeah. Okay, I'm going to
play it. I'm going to play it and we're going to
hear it to see if we hear the same thing.
You know, I just want to let you know,
you guys have a spirit living in your house.
And we're like, what?
Oh my God!
I get you. I get you, Alejandro.
I don't know.
You're right? Like, I know I'm on a good one.
I'm on a good one.
Yeah, this early, my boy.
Breakfast of champions
So he's
tearing and he's tripping and he's just listening
to her and be like yeah they told me I have a spirit
And in the back the spirit's saying
Yeah me
We're gonna take
We're gonna talk
Okay
What you just heard happened on air yesterday
We had to play it back right now
We are still freaked out
Yeah
Angie you're just yell
You could be in a horn
movie. I don't want to be no horror movie, Lettie. I want to be with God right now.
We are. But remember you always said that you want this to happen to me?
Yeah, I know. I know. I know. I was just kidding. Just kidding. I was kidding. I was kidding.
And now it happened to you. No, I don't want it. No, take these back since. Yeah.
We're trying to figure out what the freak was behind Gloria's car in behind her in, I don't know.
Next to her or yeah, I don't know. It was, uh, it was white noise. So I'm telling you.
you guys. There was a movie in 2005
called White Noise.
Okay. Y'all listeners, I know y'all, some of y'all remember.
I've never seen it.
Okay, so it's like, the premise is
there's this machine, and then
people from the other side
will try to
contact, like, their loved ones,
and it's like white noise. It's, like, hard to make out,
but it sounds like that. I was just watching
the trailer on YouTube, and I got really freaked out.
It's the same noise?
It's very similar.
But she said, she says she doesn't, like,
Like, they don't know who was behind her or any of that stuff.
Yeah, but it could be somebody that's like trying to contact her.
Through the phone?
Through the phone.
Wow.
I'm telling you, that's what white noise is about.
Isn't that a soldier boy song?
Kiss me through the phone.
See, we can't be serious.
Let us know if you heard the same thing we heard, because we heard some ish.
All right.
Yeah.
And we're still tripping out about it.
Angie, your parents don't even want you to work here anymore.
Yeah, they told me delete that video.
Don't be having that vibe with you.
Like, if you get scared, start praying and that's what I've been doing.
Wow.
Power of Christ compels us
Jesus Christ
I rebuke
I recuque
That's the only part I know
Come on Maximo
Help us out fool
You're the one that would cherish you for a long time
No Maximo
Help me
We're not
Me I am protected
We are not making
We are not
He's protected so well
He looks like the devil
Yeah
You do like the devil
Loteria card
Not gonna live
All right yesterday we had what
I was walking in the halls
And I was like
doing basketball moves.
And then I was like, well, if there is a goal
I'd just cross them over.
You're so loud.
Had to be a clipper's fan.
It's the only thing they cross over.
They won yesterday.
So shout out to the paper.
Here the best.
Here the best.
Okay.
Look at us.
China like to flick.
I know.
Yesterday we had a really crazy caller.
Not her, but the thing that was in the car.
Shout out Gloria.
We're going to play a little bit of the phone call.
So you can hear what she's tripping us out.
Besides her phone acting up, besides all of the crazy story that she was telling us,
there was something in the background of the call.
Check this out.
You know, I just want to let you know you guys have a spirit living in your house.
And we're like, what?
Like, what does that mean, you know?
Was that the spirit?
What was that?
Oh, God.
It doesn't get unscier.
No, every time.
Every time.
He gets worse.
All right.
He's getting creepier.
Irene, who do we have on the line?
We have Tina from Dorothe on line for.
Tina, good morning, Tina.
Hi, good morning, guys.
Is it?
Is it a good morning, Tina?
You tell me, I'm scared.
Right.
Yesterday was kind of crazy.
Like, just the whole vibe yesterday was kind of crazy.
Even after I was listening to you guys at work,
it was kind of weird and crazy.
But, yeah, even before you guys had heard that noise,
I had heard it.
And even when you were talking to her, you could still hear it in the background.
And I'm such a firm believer of spirits, whether they're good or bad.
But, yeah, it was just crazy.
I'm not going to lie because, yeah, like, what are you?
What's your life like?
Yeah.
Because there's something that's like, this point.
I wish I didn't hear it, but I heard it.
Tina, Tina, I love you, Tina.
It's cool.
Tina, I love you.
I send you good advice.
But as you're talking.
I'm hearing the cracks, like, that's what they're saying,
fireplace.
Yeah.
Do you hear it when you're talking to us?
Yeah, I can hear it when I'm talking to you guys, yeah.
Okay.
And you're good, you're good, right?
Like, you good?
Yeah, no, I'm good, yeah, but you know, I do.
I believe, like I said, I believe in spirits.
I do have a spirit who follows us.
What?
I got my heart.
I love it, Tina.
I can.
No, no.
No.
No.
You're listening to the spirit request line.
What is going on?
I have never heard the microphone crack like anything.
Greg.
Either.
I've heard that.
Greg, I've worked here since 2011.
I have never heard that.
She wasn't big bear.
She didn't want to love.
That's how they're like low-fi hip-hop.
As she's talking and I just hear in the background and I'm looking at me, I'm like, I know I'm not tripping.
I love how she's like, yeah, there's one that follows me.
So.
What line is she on?
She's at line four.
Hey.
Spirit is good.
Oh, you have a good spirit.
You have Casper.
I have a good spirit.
Yeah.
Oh.
So he, what that spirit is, um, when I was pregnant with my son, I had like a cousin who was more like a brother to me.
He like, how raised.
Um, he was an older brother.
I'm sorry, older cousin.
And 16 days before I had my son, he passed away.
And my, we never talked about him to my son because obviously my son never got to meet him.
But my son started liking things that he liked.
And again, we never spoke about him, never brought him up.
And he started liking.
you know, rock music started liking pandas.
Because my cousin, he worked for the corporate office of Panda Express.
And he really loved that job.
Right.
And you saw like the connection of like little things that were quirky about my cousin.
Yeah.
My son just, he has a collection of pandas.
And mind you, my son's 14.
And he does not want to get rid of these pandas.
And we're like, bro, like you're 14.
Get rid of them.
You're not a baby no more.
And he will not get rid of these pandas.
He's like, no.
He's like, these are my pandas.
You're not getting rid of that.
Okay, do you see how it stops when I hung up on her?
Isn't that so weird?
I'm thinking about right now.
Like, I don't even want to think about it, but I hear like,
I hear it.
But I don't know if it's just me.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
Yay!
Word on Rosecrans.
What's the word.
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Okay?
So here's a snippet of the commercial.
Listen to this.
Decent fit.
Nice cheekbones.
Wait.
Is your mattress on the floor?
I've got a bed frame headboard, two chargers.
Because girls is players too
So she swiped right
So she was like
confronting like this person's profile
Right
And then she's like okay
Asking them questions
And all this stuff
And then she's like
Oh okay
You're a fit for my friend
Swipe right
Oh okay
And then it goes into that
Got it
Yeah
Is Coila Ray on Tinder
asking for a friend
Asked for your stuff
Well Greg
So funny
That you bring that up
Yeah like you can come across a profile
Right like me
Let's say I'm on Tinder
And I can be like
You know what
You know who could really use this?
My friend Greg.
In a breakup recently.
I like it.
And I can be like Greg, recommend, recommend.
I could send you like 100.
I could swipe right into send him to.
I'm not mad at.
But family members is weird.
Like I don't want my mom on Tinder.
Oh, yeah, to recommend you something.
This is like, why is my mom on Tinder?
And why is she getting so many swipes on her profile?
But she can help me like, oh, this is a nice woman for you or something.
You know, she could do that.
You would be happy for your mom to be on Tinder and telling you big look at this nice
girl.
No.
And then you have your stepdaddy that she found on Tinder.
Yeah.
And he's your age.
Why you're ruining it for me, letty?
Well, that matchmaking doesn't make sense.
Well, it's a new feature.
Like, I think it's pretty interesting.
Okay.
I don't know.
I think it was a good idea except if your parents get on it.
Yeah.
Yes.
So we got to stick to Snoop's logic.
It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none.
Yeah.
I see where it's like.
But parents are not involved in this equation at all.
You're on Tinder and you see a girl.
You're like, you know, I don't like her, but maybe my friend will.
Exactly.
Damn.
So you guys are going to be passing the girls around.
That's so.
On Tinder.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hopefully only on Tinder.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Come on.
I got you.
I got you, Greg.
I got you, Greg.
Send me a profile.
But isn't that weird?
Imagine you match with that girl and then she matches with him?
It's all weird, Angie, but they don't mind.
You guys are, you guys are going to be like, Eskimo.
They do it on Instagram.
It's just a nerd.
I mean, it happens in real life on accident anyway.
Exactly.
They're going to see her on Instagram.
And they'll be like, you know what, I want to see if she's a girl on Tinder.
Catfish, let me send her to Greg.
So then Greg tries her out.
This is very bad.
Yeah, no.
That's a smart idea, actually.
I know your ideas.
You guys.
Okay, but this is saying, like, it's very similar to, okay, when you ladies were single,
you guys have a group chat, right?
And it's like, oh, what do you think about this guy?
Right?
You guys send a photo or, like, I'm talking about this guy, right?
You're talking about your own dude with your friends.
Okay, you see a guy.
He likes Hello Kitty.
You're like, okay.
I got you, Irene.
Let me send him.
I see a guy and he likes a little kitty.
I'm not sending him to him.
Thank you.
I'm sending him to Jose.
He's lonely over there.
So, yeah, it's similar to that.
Sure.
Okay.
All right, look, Rihanna is not going on tour, y'all.
And apparently, I'm a liar.
Lyer, liar.
It's me.
I'll take the blame, okay.
Yeah.
What have we talked about?
Yeah.
Look, I saw something that really upset me,
and it was Rihanna basically calling me a liar.
I feel like it was just directed towards me.
Yeah, and you deserve it.
Because a few days ago, I and many other popular and respected and legitimate platforms reported that fake news, apparently, it reported that Rihanna was going on tour in 2024 and 2025 because she signed a nice deal with Live Nation.
Yes.
But now, according to another popular and respected and legitimate platform billboard, they said that that was false.
That's bogus and no tour has.
been confirmed for Rihanna.
Yeah.
And so.
So Rihanna's like one of these artists.
Like it's like Rihanna, Beyonce, JZ.
You're not going to get leaks from them.
Yeah.
You're not going to get information unless it's from them.
Yeah.
I don't care what source says it.
Because everybody's sources nowadays is like their sources are a tweet.
Facebook.
Yeah.
And then they posted so then your source is them posting it.
But they like their sources are not legitimate.
Or like a comment or something.
Oh, you saw what they comment.
Or friends.
And then now we're like.
like an AI so things can seem real and they're not really real. Yes. So now it's not your,
it's not your fault, but it is your fault because I've yelled at you so many times about your
sources and making sure and all of this. So I have a solution for this. Unless a artist whispers a story
to me while showing me their ID, I'm not believing it. Yeah. Going forward. That's the only way to
like, no press releases. Yeah. No. Stay away from that. Not anymore. Okay. Because Rihanna is not going on
tour, sorry to burst everybody's bubble.
Yeah, and you're a liar.
And I'm a liar.
I heard it before or whatever.
I've been called a liar by lesser people.
I want you to tell me how you felt when you found out that it wasn't true.
Like, talking about that.
Not again!
Yeah.
It was like, I literally told Angie, I'm like, oh, God, not again.
Because I told him, I'm like, did you see?
He's like, yeah.
I'm not you're going to talk about it to me.
He's like, you know, I'm a liar.
He was getting all upset.
I'm like, fool.
That's all you.
I know.
All right, babe.
I wanted it to be true.
I know a lot of other people wanted it to be true as well.
Yeah, but remember what I said?
I'm like, watch, Rihanna's going to get mad at this leaked and she's going to cancel everything.
Yeah.
True.
And this is what happened.
Don't get her mad.
And it's like, it makes perfect sense.
Why would you leak something on a big artist like that?
Yeah.
So it's everyone's fault.
And why would you in those two album tours when you don't even have one album out?
Yeah.
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I'm sorry for
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I'm sorry I fall for everything
It was Jake's fault
No, it's not
It's Victor's fault
Okay fine
It was Jada's fault
Okay I like that one
I like that word on Rosecrans
Where you can get news
Or could you like it could be true
They're words
They're definitely words
We'll find out
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All right
In another instance of our kids
Having it better than we do
Let's talk about recess
Do you guys remember recess in school?
Yeah, all the five minutes they gave you
Yes
How long was recess for you?
Or you might have called it nutrition or snack
Oh, like recess.
Not the lunch.
10 minutes?
10 minutes.
Yeah, and then lunch was like what?
Like 30 minutes?
30 minutes.
30, yeah.
About yeah
Yeah
What's wrong Angie
You didn't have either
No no no no
No because I'm trying to think
I'm like I feel like at that time
Or what you call it
Tell us what you called it
I feel like 30 minutes
Our first recess was 30 minutes
And then our lunch was like 45 minutes
Your first recess?
Yeah
We had two recesses
Two recesses
Oh
Recess pieces?
We're talking about recess
Like recess
Like for real like elementary
You had a recess
A recessed lunch then recess?
We had recess
You play
And then you go to lunch
And that was like 45 minutes
Your lunch with recess.
Oh, okay, I get her.
Don't laugh at my best way.
I get her.
Because then recess is attached to lunch.
Recess and lunch comes together.
So it's just a lot.
Yes, but we have two.
Two recesses.
You have, oh my gosh.
You have recess, which is the first in the morning before lunch.
Then you have lunch and recess right next to each other.
Yes, and together that was 45.
And the first recess was 30 minutes already.
Why are you guys laughing at Enjee?
Are you guys talking about nutrition?
Nutrition was 10 minutes.
I don't know what the...
Nick made an evil joke.
Yeah, I don't know.
What was your joke?
They say it out loud.
We all want to laugh.
I did say it out loud.
The whole class wants to laugh with you.
I did say you guys just didn't hear me.
No, I didn't.
I said you lied.
I asked her if they made her at work in the lunch room.
Wow.
And that's why you guys were laughing?
I don't know.
I just pictured Angie as a lunch lady and made me laugh.
I was laughing.
I was laughing.
They were like little kids
They were like
I think that's why she got extra long lunch
She has to go
That one's big
And this one's waxing all
Hey
Hey be quiet Greg
I'm gonna cut you off too
I'm trying to find out how
She said she had nutrition
Lunch and recess
No
She worked there
Was different
Can you explain it Angie?
I'm confused too
I don't know if you guys are talking
Like nutrition
But that was middle school
Okay yeah
Yeah so I'm talking about recess
And then the middle school
It was called nutrition
Oh okay yeah
That's awesome
For us recess
turn into snack.
Okay, see.
Just different terms, but it's the same thing.
Same concept.
Yes.
Okay.
But your recess was 30 minutes?
Yeah, I remember it's always been 30 minutes.
Was I wrong?
That's just lunch.
Tell me.
I think that's just lunch.
She has to serve the other students.
Okay.
Keep going with your little discrimination.
Did all the other kids have 30 minute recess?
Yes, everyone did.
It makes no sense.
It doesn't.
But hey, you know what?
They're going to fit right in for this, okay?
Because now across California, there will be a mandatory 30-minute recess break starting next year.
Governor Gavin Newsom just signed a bill into law, okay?
And that's really cool because I'm used to it being 10 to 15 minutes.
10 and out, like boom.
Yeah. It's like you walk outside and it's over.
Literally.
Yes.
You walk outside, you get the hat.
You know what would suck like you're waiting for?
for to play handball and then it's your turn
all right back in class
or like in high school you're waiting for lunch
or like to get like some snacks
and then the bell rings and you're still in back in line
you're like I gotta go
I gotta hurry to class
you're basically getting two lunches then
wow because Risa's is 30 minutes
and less education
yeah yeah
that seems very fun and I'm assuming that it's
to help kids be more active because now
notably kids are not playing the way
we played when we were younger
they have phones and a lot of stuff
screens in front of
of them. So maybe recess is like, hey, you could be out here. Play as long as you want.
Play tetherball. Play tetherball. Anything that you want. Basketball. Yeah. Just watch out for
another. Yeah. Watch out for spin the bottle. Yeah. Don't be playing that.
That's cool. Yeah. I feel old for remembering what tetherball is. I love tetherball.
Because I asked my younger sister like, hey, like, have you ever played tetherball? She's like, what's that?
You old person? Oh, my gosh. No. I don't think, I don't know. Do they still have them?
I think too many people got hit in the face that they probably were like
No it's not hit in the face it's when you try to stop the rope and you put your fingers
Oh
And then it just wraps around you and it gives you a burn
You kiss off your circulation for like three seconds
All right well my brother just texted me say my niece has an hour lunch
An hour? An hour lunch yeah I'm telling you they have it better than we have it
What? Yeah we had to like learn
What school is this? All this stuff? All the schools now in L-A-USD
Shed a hour? An hour lunch yeah
So 30 minute recess kind of makes sense now
Dang, those basketball games are going crazy.
Remember the basketball games at lunch?
They'll get intense.
And you go into the classroom sweating.
Back, I had a whole team.
We were called the icy whites.
They let you play on the icy whites?
We had teams.
It was like our own little tournament.
Who is in the icy white?
This is because we're icy eye.
Oh, okay.
But where you're not white.
You're just mad you can't skip.
It means you can't play basketball.
Shout out to the icy white.
dog and shout out to the kids you're gonna have more longer recess shout out to you we did it
except for angie thursday yes thursday hey if you're going to six size fright
fest we are going to be there tonight brown bag mornings we're going to be there on 7 p.m. our guy
Greg C from the Flav Unit Greg say hi hi um you're gonna be DJing yeah I'll be DJing and I'll be
rocking this mic too as well oh my gosh I'll take requests yeah let's do it's request
What's your favorite song to play?
Anything Bad Bunny.
Bad Bunny, I knew it.
Yeah.
And for some reason, he loves playing Britney Spears now, too.
Yeah?
So just love to do your favorite request.
Yes.
Vive.
Backstreet Boys.
DJ Request.
Actually, Backstreet Boys is a hit.
Everybody still loves Backshree Boys.
I love Backchee Boys.
I love Backchall.
Everybody right now.
Everybody.
Yeah.
All right.
We have someone to say, what's up to?
Yeah, my cousin, Marissa.
It's going to be her birthday.
I think today or tomorrow?
I think today.
I'm a great cousin.
But yeah, it's her birthday.
She's turning 29.
Wow.
She's a big fan of Brown Bag.
No way.
Shout to her.
She's like, yeah, me and my boyfriend, I always listen every day.
I'm like, awesome.
That's awesome.
Were you a hater at one point?
Yeah, I was like, don't listen.
Just kidding.
Yeah.
Happy, be your own people.
I'm kidding.
Happy birthday or early birthday or belated birthday, baby girl.
Feliz Cumblaños.
At thee.
All right, let's get him to homey up.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We've got you for the homie help line.
The home girl Sabrina is scared of her son growing up.
All right.
And she sent us a DM and said she's terrified.
Okay, so this is what she said.
She said, hi, I'm Sabrina.
Hi, Sabrina.
I'm 34.
My only son is a freshman in high school.
He's 14 at a Catholic school.
He's a pretty good kid overall.
He plays FB.
Football.
Okay.
He plays football.
Wakes up every day.
I know.
I was like, wait, Facebook?
Okay, now I'm getting old.
Play's Facebook.
Sorry, Facebook.
Football, wakes up every day on his own, does his laundry, has a 3.0, so I can't really complain.
Nice.
He has attitude like every other teenager, but I really pick and choose my battles.
He just asked if he can go to a Halloween party on Saturday.
And I'm terrified.
Do I say yes or no?
Do I bring up drugs, alcohol, sex, OMG, I'm terrified.
I'm still having fun myself
and I'm not ready for him to do the things
I did in high school.
I didn't go to private school.
So I think that's why I'm more scared.
Please help me.
Homies.
She's still having fun herself.
Yeah.
She's young, young.
Dang, Greg is on the hunt.
Fun?
Sabrina, 34?
Why see my shirt?
What my shirt says?
Gregory.
We will help you.
I like older women.
Oh, my God.
We will help you with your
thirsty, sad heart
another day, Greg.
Yeah, okay, let's help the homie.
This is just you dealing with your breakup
of the love of your life
that literally completed you
and made you better
and now she's not in your life anymore.
So here you are trying to hit on
anything that can walk.
Okay, we will talk to you
another day.
Greg, DM us, yeah?
If I hear the, like,
nothing after 30, I'm there.
I'm there.
To cry.
Another woman can't,
heal you.
No, that's false.
I don't know about that one.
Can absolutely heal you.
Pat you right back up.
Just say you miss her.
Just say you can't stop looking at her profile and you see that she's going to places
without you and you're sad about it.
And all you're doing is fake going out.
Can we help the hope you're out here?
Yes, I will help you out another day.
DM a DM a video.
Every time you sit down a girl, I'm going to remind you about how you just miss the other
one.
Oh, wow.
All right.
Let's go back to the homie.
This is not what you were exactly.
Greg, we got you.
She doesn't know.
You can totally get over her girl.
She's having fun, like you said, huh?
No, you can't.
You'll be pushing up Daisy soon.
Her name was Daisy.
Her name is Daisy.
There's a lot of daisies in the world.
Not her dating.
Let's help Sabrina.
Is it okay?
Is it okay?
Oh, yeah.
Yes.
Okay.
Sabrina has her little baby boy that's now becoming a teen.
Four teen.
Yeah, that's it.
14.
Essentially, it's like he's starting to party.
Yeah, he's starting to party and she remembers the parties.
She's still party.
She's like, hey, I don't know what to do about it.
How can I tell him?
Should I even tell him?
Should I let him go?
I'm scared.
I said genuine fear.
That is a fear.
And you're close to it because Emmys.
Don't remind me.
Your daughter, Maximil.
Yeah.
Those two, three years before she turns 14, and I'm like that.
I mean, and I'm right behind you, but I have a son, so it's a little easier.
but you know
Let's help her
Sabrina doesn't want her son
Well is afraid of her son having fun like she did
I'd be afraid to
And doing the math here
34
20
Yeah she was about 20
Sabrina thank you for listening
Yeah she's awesome
Yeah
I also had a son very early
You know I was out here in these streets wilding
You know allegedly
But yeah her son is 14
He asked to go to his first Halloween party
And she's terrified
FB
Facebook
Not Facebook
I thought it was Fortnite
night for a second but then I was like there's no be in there.
He plays football.
He has a good GPA. He's a good kid.
He has attitude problems like all kids at that age do.
And he's asking her that if he could go to a Halloween party.
She's terrified not because it's Halloween, but because she knows the things that happen
at these Halloween parties.
And she doesn't know whether she should talk to him about the drugs, about the girls,
about the non-stance.
What to do when Bojangles comes on?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
And what not to do.
She saved herself from that one.
You hear that thumping, you get away.
No.
Miko
That's how you were born
Miko you run when you hear this song
Yeah
But she's like
You know what
It's Catholic school?
Yeah
Okay so that was mistake number one
If you didn't want
Like you cooped them up
Yeah
Now I'm assuming it's an all-boys
Catholic street
Yeah
They usually are
And they got money
Usually
Yeah Sabrina
What's up
How did you get
How did you afford that
Sabrina
Okay
But let's help
Derek wants to know.
Irene.
Who do we have on the line?
We have Fernando from Boyle Heights on line three.
Ooh, this is sci-fi's homie.
Fern.
Fernando.
Hey, Fern.
Yo, what up?
What up, brown bag?
Hey, Fern.
Hey, how you know sci-fi?
You fight him before?
No, no, no, no.
Just, you know, it's through the streets.
Through the streets.
It works with this, and he's super quiet for a reason.
Yeah.
Fern, we're going to talk after this.
All right.
I knew he was for the streets.
Oh.
All right.
Hey, Fern.
What would you tell?
Real quick.
Brownback, real quick.
The Wiltern, December 23rd.
Let's go, baby.
Oh, your birthday.
Our live show.
Our podcast live show, he's talking about it, right?
Yes, man.
Well, guess what, Poppy?
We're just going to go ahead and hook you up with tickets for...
Hell yeah.
Let's go.
Hey, but no cousin.
All right.
What would you tell Sabrina?
If she...
First of all, like, I heard the conversation talking about...
She made a mistake by putting them into a private school.
Mm-hmm.
Right?
Because then at this point, you deprive them from being social with other people.
That part.
Other females.
You know what I mean?
No, he's going to go to the DJ and be like, hey, can you please play Bojangles?
Hey, yeah.
Promise.
All right, so I have a 15-year-old boy and I have a 13-year-old daughter.
Okay.
Preparing myself for all this stuff, right?
So it's going to happen.
You can't deprive somebody from doing something because at the end of the day they're going to become great liars.
They're going to do it regardless.
Damn.
Just speak the truth.
Speak the truth.
And let them know.
you know what this is what's going to happen this was what could happen and then take them down
to skid road let's show them what it can happen if you just it does take that route
you're so dramatic that's as latinos and so as i like that it's good
i don't like this i don't think that it's a good parenting tip like imagine people in skid row right now
all do already dealing with yeah and they just see cars with with parents and kids like see
see this could be you like they probably deal with that every day like people just
passing by them saying, hey, see, see, for not eating all your food, this could be you.
And then the person's just like, hey, what I do to you?
See, for not doing your homework, look what could happen.
My daddy should threaten me like that.
I know.
I know, that's what I'm saying.
We're so dramatic, too.
It's like, okay, if you go to one of these parties and you do the wrong thing, you're going to end up right over here tomorrow.
You're like, what?
That's crazy.
What's the correlation?
I'm not going to lie, Jorge goes that extreme all the time.
Like, let's say the boys are jumping on the bed.
Oh, you guys want me to show you fractured bones?
Let me show you surgery on someone's broken blood.
Why?
Why are we so extreme?
Oh, you're eating candy?
Let me show you them pulling out people's teeth.
No!
Oh, you're not wearing seatbelt?
Let me show you a crash test.
We only learn.
I swear.
We only learn through fear.
Literally.
Trauma.
Oh, you want to go to a Halloween party?
Look what Skid Row can do.
That's crazy.
Nothing to do with the Halloween party.
Literally.
Burn.
Okay, Irene, who else
We got, baby girl?
We have Gloria from East LA at 9 6th.
Oh, is this Gloria?
No.
Good morning.
Gloria, wait, is it?
Who are you?
Where are you?
Abedislos.
Okay.
Is this Gloria with the white Lexus?
No, no, no.
Oh, thank you, Gloria.
Yesterday there was a Gloria with the White Lexus
and she was having some paranormal activity trouble.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
Okay.
The only paranormal activity I have are my kids.
That's same
All right
Talk to us
What would you tell Sabrina
Let him go
Let him go
He's got to get out there
Sometimes
We have kids
My husband and I
Go through this all the time
We have kids
Shout out to our girls
And bulldog cheerleaders
Come on
Hey Garpeo what's up
Yes
My daughter's boyfriend
We'll be there today
With you guys
Oh he's right
Right now they're chilling
In the lobby
Because they came super early
Yes
Yeah, it's Jeremy number four.
He's a good kid.
Their GPAs are awesome.
Our girls have maintained high GPAs 3.8.
Let's go.
All through high school.
They go out.
It's what they're going to do as kids.
We have to remember that our kids are not us.
Me and my husband were bad kids and our kids are, we're blessed.
Like how bad?
Like this bad?
Bad, bad.
Yeah, they're good kids.
So you trust them.
First, yes, you have to trust them.
You have to remember that they're not, they're not you, you know?
They live a different lives.
It's a whole different time now.
You know what it is, Gloria?
Our parents didn't trust us, and then we did untrustworthy things.
Facts.
So now we have a little, yeah, let's reverse it.
Let's trust them, and maybe they'll be good.
Still having.
Yeah.
You got to give them that trust.
And as soon as they start messing up, you know, no, I'm sorry.
You can't go out.
You got to, it's a given and earn thing.
And then you scare them with fear
Right?
No
You drive them down
Take them to skid row
And let them know
Oh no Gloria
I think
Go ahead
I have my oldest at 16
That's scary enough for them
They are like
Nope
We're not doing that
Yeah
Gloria
Yeah
You're the example
Yes
And you're doing a great
You're doing a great job
Especially if your daughter
We're gonna press Jeremy
We're about to press Jeremy
We're about to press Jeremy
A number four
We're gonna
Gloria on the line.
What are your intentions
with her daughter?
Yeah.
Irene, who else is on the line
Mama'sica?
We have Delilah from Pocoyama
online too.
Oh, you guys have got to do it.
Hey.
Hey there, Delilah.
I know her,
you're sitting
I'm a thousand pounds
away.
She looks so pretty as you do.
Woo!
Great song.
Finish it, Greg.
I don't know what you do.
Okay, never mind.
Oh my God.
Delilah.
You triggered.
Sorry.
Good morning.
That's funny.
She's like, I haven't heard that one before.
Delilah, talk to us.
What would you tell Sabrina?
Okay, so I used to say this really fast because I'm going to go to school right now.
Delilah, how old are you, Delilah?
She has no idea about the song.
Not at all.
I'm 11.
Oh!
You're 11.
She was born to the song.
Delilah, what would you tell?
Yeah.
All right.
We need a kid's advice.
What would you tell Sabrina?
Okay.
I would say that she should let him go,
and she should still have, like, a talk with him
about what may go on at the party.
Wow.
Because, like, he's still young.
He still might not know, might not know what's going to happen.
And, um, what was I say?
It's okay.
Delilah, I have a question.
Do you know what could happen at those parties?
Yeah.
Because my mom was 15 when she had my oldest sister.
Ooh.
Good job Delilah
Have a great day at school
Delilah
Wow
That was crazy
She was probably like
Oh my God boomers
All right
We are helping Sabrina
Her kid is about to go to a Halloween party
And she's terrified
As a mom that had her kid young
Terrified
She put him into Catholic school
Be terrified
We're a bunch of Catholics in here
Where is it?
We learned that after we learn Father Nuestro.
Yes.
So we're trying to help her out.
She's terrified.
Yeah, because she knows what goes on at this party.
She knows exactly what it goes on at this party.
Back in her day.
Yeah, that's how she made her son.
Okay.
So we're taking advice for Sabrina.
What should she do?
We had a lot of people calling in.
We had a baby girl, 11-year-old Delilah.
She called in and said, you know what?
Just let him go.
Let him find out.
Let him F around and find out.
No.
We have Garfield High in here with us.
Garfield High makes some noise.
Let's go.
My little dogs are in here.
And you guys seem like a good sweet bunch, right?
The cheer squad is here.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
You guys seem like you would be at those parties.
So Sabrina don't let your kid go.
Oh.
No, no, no, no.
What would you guys tell Sabrina?
Like, if you would give her advice, like, hey, should she let her son go?
Should she tell him about the parties?
What's going on?
I say let him go.
Yeah.
I just really have a talk about it.
Yeah.
Trust is very important.
What type of talk to?
Because do you guys listen to your parents, don't like?
Yes.
You do?
Wow.
Wow.
You guys are the great liar.
Right.
You guys over here looked at each other.
The guys later like they're like, they're like, yeah.
We got the football squad in here.
Shout out to my guy, Jay.
We got, hey, we talk to your, your Nuerafo.
Jeremy.
Number four, Jeremy.
Number one, Isaac is in here with us.
Number three, JJ and number 60.
You're 65?
That's a really big number, fool.
They're all one, four.
We got 65 people in here with us.
How are you guys feeling today, by the way?
We're feeling good.
You feeling good?
All right.
What would you tell Sabrina, who has a kid around your guy's age and he wants to go to a Halloween party?
What would you guys say?
Come on, Jeremy.
I say you let him go, especially to the Big Blue Presents party.
Oh, my God.
You're advertising their party.
What is the Big Blue?
What is the Big Blue Presents party?
Do Garfield High.
Yeah.
I'd let him know.
Louis, come here.
Best party group in the L.A. area.
Oh, my God.
I got a bunch of Edgars in here.
Promotes their party club.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Edgar?
That's in Boyle Heights.
Oh, my God.
JJ.
East L.A. versus Boile Heights.
I want to be able to go past the 4th Street Bridge, JJ.
Okay.
Tomorrow, no.
Yeah, is it tomorrow?
The game's already tomorrow?
Yeah.
Tomorrow, East L.A., Garfield High, you guys are taking over.
We're going to be at Elak.
You guys won last year, the classic versus Roosevelt.
It was really cool beans.
I'm so proud of you guys.
Yes.
Is it going to happen again this year?
I mean, yeah.
I don't really got to say too much.
Y'all should know to answer to that.
Come on, Jay.
All right.
So then talk to me because you guys know everything.
What would you tell Sabrina about her son that wants to go to these parties
besides promoting your own fools?
What would you say, Jay?
You know, just have fun.
Let them go.
Let them chill.
You don't got to do too much at a party.
Just chill and hang out.
What were you guys asking them off, Varek?
How much the prices?
Yeah, what are the price of the loose?
Mandatory pat-down or whatever?
10-10 to get in.
Oh, my God.
You can find us on Instagram at Bigot.
No, no, no.
See, Sabrina, essentially what I'm telling you is there's already an operation.
He already goes and knows what goes down at the party.
The entrance fee is going to be.
I think he's asking to get into that party.
That's crazy.
All right.
Sabrina, she's got a lot going on.
KPWR.
Los Angeles, Power 106,
LA's number one for hip-hop.
We got Garfield High up in here,
and it's going down tomorrow.
Garfield High versus Roosevelt High.
How many years has this been going on?
Because this is one of the,
if not the, biggest rivalry between high schools, right?
Let's see if you guys know.
I think it's 88 years.
88 years.
Damn.
That's dope.
Some of us were born in 88.
Isn't that crazy?
Not me.
Yeah.
Who's the oldest of you guys?
Like who's the senior or the...
Yeah.
You're senior?
What year were you born?
Oh, that's my music.
In 2005, I was wearing fat farm.
Oh, yeah.
What is that?
What is that?
Oh, my God.
You're old.
You're older.
You're older.
You have a Tupac shirt on.
Oh, my God.
That shirt's hard, though.
I'm not going to lie.
How have you guys been preparing for this classic?
Because I know there's so much pride that goes behind it,
but I know you guys work really, really hard.
You think about this.
I'm sure the years prior, you want to be a part of it.
How have you guys been working towards tomorrow?
Well, we've been working really hard.
We got my boy, not my boy, my coach D.
Wix, I mean, Jay Wicks.
Jay Wicks, have been working hard.
getting us ready, prepare for defense.
Then we got Coach Pat getting us ready for offense.
We're ready to tear it up on Friday.
I love that.
My guy, JJ.
All right, I want to talk to you, girls.
Because last time what I heard is how the girls in the cheer squad put in a lot of work.
You guys may not be on the field, running the plays, passing the football.
You know how they pass it on, the one they run or whatever.
You guys are actually doing the real work, some would say.
You could turn up, okay?
But tell me about what your day is like.
what you guys do for this week
I know you guys do a lot to help the football players
kind of get into that mode
hype them up
not all at once
okay so basically for the week
we tar off with Monday we like feed the boys dinner
wait yeah yeah yeah
we feed them
we don't look at the guys just smiling
why
it's been a tradition for like really long
why it's given a tradition since our kids
mad for you no it's been a tradition since our parents
were in Mexico and you
for the ladies to cook for the guys
But yeah, but...
The rest of the week is just basically long practices,
getting ready to show out on Friday at the classic
for everybody to see and know who's the best.
All right.
Is there competition between cheer squads like there is between the football team?
Yes, sir.
Yeah?
There's competition everywhere.
How much do you hate them?
Just let us know.
It's a strong word.
Yeah.
It's a strong dislike.
I don't know.
Well, we work as hard as they would do, but, you know,
We do it best.
Like, when you guys say, like, you do it best, like, you're louder, you're, like, what?
What they're trying to say is, that's the app.
Yeah.
It is, yeah.
Who has more followers on Instagram?
You guys are them?
I think us.
Yeah.
Everybody's you guys.
What matters?
CIA champ.
Where CIAF champs?
Oh.
They don't got a lot of time.
They don't got a way to line at the blig blue party.
Yeah.
Okay.
Why do you guys think,
oh.
Why do you guys think that Rolls of Vellel?
get so much love because I've always fight people when I'm rooting for Garfield and
everyone's like Roosevelt Roosevelt they got it even when we're at the classic last year and it was at
the Coliseum I was so upset loki because you guys won me over I was so upset how like the
Roosevelt squad was kind of mean to you guys going into when you guys went back into the tunnel
because you guys were passing by their fans and I'm like these are a bunch of kids why are you
so mean to them but that's how strong it is what do you think it is about roosevelt that people
kind of overlook you guys i don't know i don't see it i don't see i think they're a little delusion
though yeah it might have been in the past right because you guys ended up winning last year
yes ma'am and that felt good didn't it i mean it did feel good but i feel like we have way more
to prove so i mean so whatever so what's the score going to be this year huh
because last year you guys came heavy with it remember isa we're gonna run it up we're gonna run it up
Yeah
You didn't run it up?
So we saw Bosco take on
Modern Day
and we thought it was
going to be a good game
and Modern Day
scored zero points.
Do you guys
want it to be a good
competitive game
or you just guys
want to skunk them?
Like,
we want to make it a movie.
They're talking their turn
because they're not cool.
This is why I call myself
Tialetti because to them
I'm like,
okay boomer.
Yeah.
All right.
And then I want to play this too.
And they're like so used to it.
Do you guys think
you have the better
theme song because they use Rupp Fighter's anthem okay like I'm gonna keep it a stack like
I think their song's pretty turd I'm not gonna lie yeah but but I mean like our
song like you get groovy to it you know yeah George clean that's the classic yeah
you're in here a lot of Friday all right I have my cheer squad in here we gave you guys a challenge
did you guys hear about the challenge we gave you did you the chat the charm yes okay we are a brown bag
mornings. We're a brown bag. And Roosevelt's going to get the same challenge, you guys. We are going to
see who gets the better cheer for brown bag. Okay, is it Garfield High or is it Roosevelt High? Are you
guys ready? You want to do your little, you want to group, you want to huddle, you want to.
All right. All right. All right, you guys. Our very own brown bag chat.
Brought to you by the cheerleaders of Garfield High.
If you don't want the brown bag, then you don't want us. And if you want the brown bag,
Then come and get us.
Say what?
Come on.
Let's go for us.
Sambra Sala with an...
I just want to let the betray.
Her...
What?
What?
He's kidding.
Finish the sentence.
My husband's in the car.
Oh, sorry, no.
Not him.
The high school team she was going for.
No.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
That's a joke.
Maximo.
Why are you being that she's moso?
She's a joke.
We just had Garfield High in here.
I've always rooted for Garfield High.
I know.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Garfield.
They're cool.
They're cool.
They're cool.
They like more drama.
That's for me.
It's funny because if you have a kid that's like in high school or like
or middle school and they don't talk to you, that's all kids, fool.
That's literally all.
We had legit the cheerleaders of Garfield High and the football players that if anyone's going to talk, is everything.
Nah.
And they're like, what was the girl's name?
Louis.
The one that had the party club?
No, no, no.
He could talk.
Jay.
Okay, Jay.
Jay was like, what's going to happen tomorrow?
I don't even got to say too much.
But you're on the radio.
You know what it is?
But it was cool.
You know what it is?
Because they know the ops are listening.
Oh.
So they're talking to us, but they're talking to them.
Yeah.
Not to us.
It's them.
The ops.
Roosevelt and Garfield.
And then I don't know if I could go around Bull Heights anymore, to be honest.
They told me to stay a certain side of El Pino and that, like, the Cinco Punoz area.
and then after that I can't go to Bull Heights.
They said, they told me that because Edgar's,
Edgar's originated there according to Garfield High.
Wow.
Yeah.
No, Edgar's originated in Texas, you guys.
I know.
Start trying to use it as dish.
LA's trying to take the Edgars?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then I was like, what's going to happen tomorrow?
What's the score?
It's going to be a movie.
I'm like that.
That's for real what they were saying.
Yeah.
She's one-liner.
She didn't say much.
I said my guy, JJ Garcia.
You know what's cool about him, and I like to big him up a lot,
because he not only plays football, he plays baseball, and he plays basketball,
and he runs it up in all of the sports.
It doesn't say too much.
But he doesn't say too much.
I'll ball him up.
Oh, God, not you and the icy whites.
Me and the icy whites.
Five on five on five.
I did a TikTok with the girls.
It was really cool.
You guys got to watch it on TikTok.
Hey, we're going to tell you right now, everyone that's listening,
we pranked Garfield High.
You have to say it before they get in the car and they hear this.
Who did it?
Who did it, Greg?
It was me.
It was me.
It was my evil idea.
Greg, for some reason, has an O'GZ costume ready in his car.
At all times, ready to know.
Whenever he doesn't want to wait in line, I guess.
Greg just dressed up as O'GZ.
And you know what's so cute about these babies that they think like,
O'GZ would just be walking around at early in the morning.
It's perfect because earlier they saw somebody sign in like an artist,
and they're like, hey, is this artist still here?
And I'm like, no.
No.
So their minds are already there.
And so Greg comes in and I'm like,
hey, get this picture real quick with O JZzi.
All Greg does is take a photo with them and leave.
And the guys are like,
I can't believe I just met O JZi.
Right.
But they can't say too much.
Yeah, they can't take too much.
But the girls didn't buy it at all.
They were all starstruck.
They were like, oh, who's going first?
Who's going first?
I was like, I don't like that you did that to my baby.
Look at my hands.
They even fake the tattoos.
Oh my God.
They had to see that.
I can't.
And just so you know Garfield High, my football players and cheerleaders,
when you get in the car and you hear this,
this was not the Alati's idea.
This was simply the dudes in the room.
Yeah.
It was great.
The girls were on this.
She's like, that's not how a geezie had a best of blue my hair coat.
They caught on quick.
Oh, shout out of them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They knew right away.
Attention to detail.
Clearly.
Angie, the girl, the cheerleaders from Garfield High are tripping you out, huh?
Yeah.
Because of what they got to do?
Yes, every Monday they have to serve the guys, like they have to feed them.
Why?
No.
No.
That's they should.
Yeah, you can't even say anything.
Carry on tradition.
Carry on tradition.
Yeah, but it's about 88 years.
Wow.
Can math that up.
Hey, Roosevelt's going to come tomorrow and it's going to be on.
I don't know if I'm coming to work.
I think I just got initiated into some kind of gang.
I know.
The blue bang or?
No.
Rosabelle has to come.
and bring you a leatherman jacket letting
i don't know
they got to bring something because i got a free pass to a party
oh you're right
we've got to wait in line because garfield's high is having a
Halloween party yeah and we're all invited
and we don't have to pay no no guess what
they're going to be like ordering food and stuff
and say that it's us when it gets to the door
oh that's for oh geezie where's he at
i'm going wherever the best balloon price is at
party balloon
party balloon is the best decor
Part, yes.
Victor, don't even say that.
Three for ten.
Just kidding.
Just kidding.
Right now, based off meeting Garfield, hi, who are you going for?
Garfield.
He's going to switch his colors tomorrow.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I'm a loyal guy.
Angie, let's get into the Chees-Man, okay?
Sambra Salah with Angie.
Okay, I know I'm a big security cat, but I had to tell you guys another scary story.
Oh, God.
I'm sorry.
Do you remember what happened yesterday when you did the scary story?
story.
But this one's not bad because it's just, it's Britney Spears.
What can be bad?
Might be very.
I don't know.
Video with the knives.
That's just in Timberlake.
She always seems to possess.
She said that.
Yeah.
You said that.
It was like one of those things.
The video with the knives is pretty obsessed.
And then I'm sorry.
Well, now she's speaking about this time that she feels like she had a paranormal encounter.
Oh no.
Okay.
So, dude.
Okay.
So there's a part in her book because she wrote about it this time in her book and her
more more.
Memoir.
Memoir.
Sorry.
Memo Jo?
So she's saying that like after the abortion she had in the breakup that she had with Justin Timberlake,
that she just felt like she was like under a bad curse.
Like it was something that she just needed to get away.
Wow.
So she just needed to escape, right?
So she and her friend decide to go on a road trip to Arizona.
That's nice.
So they're driving at night, right?
They're in a convertible with a top down.
I love you.
There's no music plane.
This is at nighttime.
They're driving really fast.
There is the middle of the desert.
The wind is just blowing on the face.
Everything's just quiet, right?
And then this is the part that gets scary, you guys.
Because then as they look at the road,
Brittany says that she just felt something like a presence.
Listen.
The thing we felt that night in Arizona,
we felt it at that moment because we needed it.
We were so spiritually open and so raw.
It showed us that there was more than just what we could see.
Call it God.
Call it a higher power or call it a paranormal experience.
Whatever it was, it was real enough that we could experience it together.
So she was talking about, by the way, this is not Bernie Spears talking.
No.
Someone else reading her audiobook.
Yes.
Sorry.
That was not.
Sounds suspiciously like.
Yeah, I was like, I think it's like Michelle Williams or something.
Yeah.
No, but she was just saying that out of nowhere she just felt this weird feeling like just something.
thing went over her.
Did they kiss after her?
That kind of sound like it was a...
No, but she, when she was feeling, like, when
Britney was feeling this, she just felt like,
she just stayed quiet because she didn't even want to ask her friend,
like, oh, was that an alien?
Because her friend, she didn't want to ask her friend
because she's like, I don't want her to think I'm crazy.
But her friend's the one that brought it up,
and she's like, hey, did you hear this?
Whoa.
Until this day, they don't know what that is.
So they both had a similar encounter at the same time.
At the same time and the middle of the desert, you guys.
She was her best friend.
There was nothing around them.
She felt something.
Thought it was kind of weird, but it was like maybe it might be divine.
Maybe it might be God.
Didn't say anything.
Her homie is like, hey, do you feel that?
Maybe the film's kicked in.
Yeah.
Yeah, because they were driving me in the past.
At the desert, you know what I'm saying?
Do you think that it would be an alien?
I would, it's in the desert.
I would think so.
I've seen aliens in the desert for sure.
What?
What?
Because I already know where you're going with that.
No, I'm not going to.
Going to Vegas with Maximo is not seeing an alien in the desert, okay?
Yeah.
I was going to say
I wasn't going to say that.
I wasn't going to say that.
No, I legit driving to
Vegas, seeing a blue light and I was
with, I was a swift, I was with my best friend.
We looked to the side and we see like a blue
flashing light super fat. It was like around
Death Valley area. And then I saw it
and I was like, same kind of situation. I was like,
did I just see what I just saw?
And then I looked at Swift and I was like, did you
just see that too? And he was like,
bro, I thought I was dripping out.
I thought these edibles just kicked in.
Oh my God.
And I was like, dude.
Yeah.
And that was like confirmation.
And that's why like I believe that because when it's two people, it's like, no, we both saw this.
Yeah.
It's not just yourself.
It's someone else confirming it too.
Exactly.
Because I'm telling you, both of them felt it at the same time.
Yes.
But just Brittany was just scared to say anything.
Yeah.
And her friend's the one that brought it up.
Okay.
So my thing is like, why is this always one sided?
Like why don't the aliens like talk back or have a conversation or like have an exchange?
It's always like I saw them.
Not we talked, not they communicated bad.
Like, what, like, do you get what I'm saying?
Yeah.
What's in it for them?
You mean like, aliens are like, dude, I just saw some humans.
Yeah.
They were driving to the dead.
Did you see that?
Did you see them?
They look all weird.
They were driving a car.
I'm a hairy.
Who drinks cars nowadays?
Us, still.
Okay, because there was this one video that I saw of, like, apparently aliens had crash
landed in a backyard.
I think it was in the Vegas area.
Yeah.
Oh, you're right.
And they had called up the police.
And the police came to go check it out.
And the police officer was like, honestly, I'm taking this serious because my friend,
my partner saw a light in the sky.
And that's why, like, otherwise I would think you're just calling in.
You're crazy.
And probably wouldn't have came by.
Yeah.
So they have the footage blocked off of them going to the backyard and checking what was back
there.
Like they have, you know, they had body cameras, but they only showed the beginning part.
Like when they showed up, they like cut off the.
footage after a certain time and I'm assuming they saw something right yeah for sure they did but like if
we do so much of catching aliens what happens like what's the what's the like they just they just see you
and then they leave I don't know or like that it's just it's just you got them saying like I know what
you're mean like what's next yeah what's in it for we've all only got to the first phase
and then what or have we is there anyone out there that has actually gone beyond just seeing them
just seeing the light like how to do that?
You actually had an encounter with an alien.
Yeah.
Has anybody ever dapped up an alien?
Not like that big.
I'm serious.
I'm serious too.
There's people that say that they've been abducted.
Oh, you're right.
Yes, a lot of people say that.
I want to hear those stories.
The fourth kind.
Encounters of the fourth kind.
The fourth kind, great alien movie.
Oh, yeah, that wasn't Canada.
That happened with the owls.
That was their, like, symbol.
Yeah, house are a symbol of aliens.
That movie's so creepy.
So is Drake and Alien is what you're saying.
Yeah.
Canada.
We want to hear from you, OVO.
I just see Irene encountering some laughter and flirtation.
Irene, what's going on over there?
What's going right over there?
Oh, she's still on the line.
Oh, I know.
Oh, can you tell them that you got to get back to work?
Someone meets papers and they're flirting because aliens.
What's up, Irene?
No, there's a lady from...
Oh, my God, sorry.
There's a lady from...
Michigan on the line who listens to us via the app.
Amazing. She says that she scares her wife all the time by using the brown bag, like our
slogan, our little...
Brown bag.
Yeah. She says that, like, her wife will be in the bathroom and she'll just walk by and be like,
brown bag!
And I scared the cat out of her.
Oh, I love that.
Oh, that's amazing.
She says that she loves us and she loves our topics and she wishes our show was longer.
Oh, and then you were just talking to her for a long time.
Yeah, I was just talking to you.
She can have multiple wives over there, Michigan.
Tell you're not her type.
She's not your type.
All right.
Irene, who's on the line that wants to talk about alien activity?
We have Larissa online, too, from Ventura.
All right.
Ooh, Ventura feels like stuff happens in Ventura.
Yeah.
Larissa.
Hi.
Hi.
Okay, so I know when I'm driving towards Ventura from Los Angeles,
there's like that patch of mountain range area that's, like, rocky and stuff like that.
Right.
It's very scary vibe.
already, I'm with you. Whatever's going on, talk to me.
Okay, so now that you say that, over by, I guess it's Port Magoo once, there was a bright
light, and I never could figure out I had a camera, and it was staring right at it, but it
didn't capture that, which is really weird, because when paranormal stuff happens, it never
captures it. But back to the alien, there was a light that just kind of fell, and I thought, oh,
it's a meteor shower, it's a, you know, a meteor. So I went to go look, and
there was this tall creature just, I mean, it looks human.
No way.
Long neck.
And I was like, like, I stopped and my pin of my stomach just fell to the ground.
I got chills all over.
I wanted to run and I couldn't.
Larissa, where were you?
Were you at home?
Where were you?
Yes, I was at home.
And it just like, I couldn't move.
I couldn't yell.
I just couldn't.
And then I, after that, it was almost like you're paralyzed.
for a second. And I was like, oh my God, you know, I just couldn't do any, not even like, you know how
when they say you can speak telepathy with them or somehow communicate with your thoughts?
Yes, you're just like, and it wasn't just shock. It was like, I couldn't move. So I, the next thing
you know, it just kind of like disappeared and I ended up taking off going home and, but the funny thing,
three other relatives seen exactly the same thing. How? What? And we are like,
We couldn't be dreaming.
This had it happened.
But we felt like it was, I don't know.
Hypnosis in a way.
I don't know how to explain it.
Some type of Jedi mind tricks, some kind of mind control or like some kind of just,
they have their own way to like kind of stopping time or stopping you.
Like they freeze you.
Oh, gee.
After that has, what do you mean your other relatives went through it in the same
moment as you or like another time?
No.
Weeks later, weeks later, they're like, hey, I've seen some tall looking like.
alien and I was like
I couldn't move yes
and it's like I couldn't move I said I
it happened to me too and I didn't want to say anything
because you just don't talk about that
right I don't feel like I would need to talk about it
so then when I heard you guys on the radio I'm like oh my god
you know what I need to say something
because now they're appearing
yes and now like it's
it's a common knowledge I guess
the government's confirmed like yes they exist
and just that why they might have visited you
and froze you
and all that stuff to you.
Do you think that they're going to visit you more,
or do you think that was like a one-time thing for you?
No, I think that was a one-time thing.
But you know you guys were talking about the whole Britney Spears
and that whole phenomenal, like, what she felt.
Yeah.
That always happens to me.
Like, till this day?
Till this day.
Yes.
Like, there is a divine energy,
and I think, like, someone was talking about how, you know,
it happens in the moment.
I really believe that it happens because it's a sign telling you,
you know where you're at in life your current whatever's happening in your life currently it's either
and i believe in angels it's either someone telling you hey you know everything's going to be okay or
you need to stay away from that person and it kind of guide you but you got to pay it oh they're kind of like
signs have you ever seen the mothman prophecy no okay watch the mothman prophecy it'll probably
make you feel better about your situation because apparently the mothman prophecy happened in san francisco
and people were seeing it and they were like oh my god they're so afraid of this mothman but
Apparently he was trying to warn everybody about a bridge that was going to collapse and it ended up happening in the movie and kind of save people.
But it was also really dark and scary and all of that stuff.
But all in favor of blocking all Ventura County for in that in that mountain.
Say aye.
Aye.
All right.
Larissa, we are.
I'm so sorry.
What is it when they like just like tape you guys off?
Build a wall.
That's funny because I feel like they voted for the Waddle of a vote over there.
Wow.
Larissa, that's some real stuff.
That's crazy.
How many capsules and stems did she take?
Yeah, that's what I was about to say.
She didn't do any of that.
Stop.
The part that's super scary to me is just what she felt.
Like the pit of her stomach dropping.
Yeah.
It's like that you can't even explain it.
That's what freaked me out.
Is she on line line?
Yeah, she's on line one.
All right.
Larissa.
Oh, just kidding.
It's line.
Oh my gosh.
I think it's line two.
Larissa.
Yes.
Okay.
Have you ever had like, um,
sleep paralysis
What?
Sleep paralysis
No
Okay
Because what you're saying
What you're describing
Clearly you were awake
That happens to a lot of people
While they're asleep
They get sleep paralysis
They can't move
They can scream
They see a dark figure
All of that
So I was just checking on that
It's when you're having a nightmare
Yeah
So yours is just a real life
Real life
Yeah
This was awake
Walking
Breathing
Conscious
Did it look cool
or did it look mean?
No, it looked kind of just weird.
Not, I didn't, you know how when you feel a presence of someone and you're like,
this is not good?
Okay, I didn't get that.
You didn't get like that weird, bad juju.
Yeah.
Just like weird and it just, it stops you in your track.
Did it look like Alf?
Did it look like a giraffe?
No.
What would you closely describe it to?
Any long top torso, long arms, long legs, greenish gray.
Uh,
Jar Jarvinx
Head
Overlooking head
This looks rubbery
Okay
Oh rubber
Yeah
It's, it's, I'm scared
Ventura County
We don't
Dude and the fact that it happened
Really close to here
Like I feel like
That would happen in the middle of nowhere
In different states
No that's here
That's a drive
That's off that one freeway
That I'm not gonna say
Because I'm never gonna drive there
I'm down there again
Irene who else do we have on the line
We have Dion from LA on line
One
Dion oh no
I'm not in LA
Not in Los Angeles
Dion.
Beyond.
No, you guys are lucky.
It happened in Vegas.
Oh, thank you.
Dion, did you get,
do you hear Larissa story?
Yes, I did hear her story,
and I have something similar to it.
No way.
2016, I was in Vegas
living there, and I moved
behind the Nellis Air Force base.
Oh, there's...
Why did you do that?
Why? Why?
What was the reason?
The pricing.
So, I found this
big...
beautiful house. I'm wondering why nobody lives here.
Yeah. For reason.
What's going on? And I'm in the backyard with some friends.
We're having like a bombfire.
And next thing we know, it's the sky, it's black. It's black.
One big, bright beam just shining right over the house.
We're like in shop where all of us mouth wide open looking in the air like what the heck is going on.
You know, coming from the city, we think in helicopter, but it's no sound.
No sound, no nothing.
Next thing we know, it's like zits away, like in the blink of a eye.
It was there and it was gone.
And then maybe two, three minutes later, fighter jets from the Air Force Base was in the air.
Oh my gosh.
They went to chase it.
Yes.
And next thing you know, like three weeks later, I see this big tall skinny figure.
Shut up!
At the bottom of the hip.
It was literally like my house was on the top of the hill and you look down in the backyard.
It was like at the bottom of the hill.
Tall, skinny, looked at rubbery.
Exactly what Larissa said?
Exactly what she said.
The torso, the legs were like sick.
He looked like he was like seven, eight feet tall.
No way.
You know what's crazy?
Because the story I was telling the crew about the in Las Vegas where they saw something come into the backyard after seeing a light and they called the cops.
When they were describing the figures to the cops, they said the same thing.
you guys are saying.
They're like these things are like eight feet tall.
They're so tall.
They're like super tall, but I wasn't scared.
It didn't scare me.
It didn't scare me. It just like made you freeze.
Like, what the heck is that?
Oh my God.
Damn.
And it looked me dead in my face.
We looked at each other in the eyes.
You guys looked at each other?
Look right at each other.
Bro.
You should have asked him where he's from.
You guys said I said about it.
Yeah.
Do you think you'll see him again or have you seen him again since?
Because you came back to LA.
I've had him in my dreams.
I've never like you've seen them again.
No, Papasito.
Like, I've been in my dreams. Like I've been having like sleep paralysis and I don't know,
something's loading me down and like it's this crazy.
Nah, that's wild.
That's so crazy.
Dude, you know what this means?
I don't know.
Like once they start assimilating to our culture, like to America, we're never going to win
basketball games.
Oh, yeah.
They're eight feet.
They're so tall.
Like we're never going to be world champions again.
Remember one draft pick?
Unless you have a number one draft pick.
When Beniana is an alien.
The spurs draft pick, he's like eight feet tall.
And I saw him.
Wow.
And he has an oval head.
Yes.
And he's lanky.
And he looks a little rubbery.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Describing these aliens, it makes me want to fight him.
And his security.
You want to see if you could take him.
His security slabry his beard.
Shut up, shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
His security slapper in his beard.
Remember that?
How are you guys?
I don't know.
And remember, Britney Spears wanted to say hi to him for some reason.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
We flitted it out.
Wow.
That was him.
And it was in Vegas.
It was in Vegas.
Oh.
You guys, there are three men in black suits outside.
We got to go.
