Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep.88 (10/27/23)
Episode Date: October 27, 2023The Brown Bag Mornings crew awards finds out Vic's secret alias talk trash on the one of the LA Leakers jumpshot and they attempt to help a “homie” how is tired of all the poor kids going to his n...ice neighborhood to trick or treat.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
Bro, some real insectual stuff going on.
Whoa, whoa.
Yeah, I meant every word of what I just said.
Insects and the Yules is going down in L.A.
So apparently there's an invasive species of fruit fly that's going around South L.A.,
Hyde Park area, Baldwin Hills, Culver City, Inglewood, Pico Robertson, Mid-Wilcher.
It's around town.
This invasive species of fruit flies is really bad for our fruits, our crops and everything, right?
So the government's like, you know what, we need to get these out of here.
How do we do it?
They're bringing in other fruit flies, dumping them with a small plane, and they want to get rid of them.
Yeah.
How would I say this?
This is a whole military operation.
Hold on.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Let me say this right.
Throwing them off planes?
They're going to have sterile guys, sterile fruit flies, dropped on in the millions, dropped on in the area to mate with the current invasive species fruit flies.
This is like that one movie species, or like one of those crazy movies.
Yeah.
Because once they mate, since they're not fertile, they can't have kids, but they're like low-key taking all the women of that other fruit flies species.
I'm telling you, I told you, in sexual.
Yes, okay.
But how does our U.S. government just have millions of infertile?
male fruit flies on hand.
Like just like how do we have these millions of fruit flies that we can throw out here?
These fruit flies like more handsome than the other ones?
I know.
Like how do they're AI fruit flies?
The invasive fruit flies?
They better not be sending the house flies because those were like dumb.
The invasive ones are pretty.
They're like different colors.
They're really, really nice.
They were made in a lab.
Yes.
These are the invasive ones that are ruining the crops, ruining the fruits and all of that.
Then they're going to give.
them the infertile ones, which you're right, Vic.
How do you guys have millions of infertile fruit flies?
Yeah.
Dropping them around all the area.
So that's cool that you're there for that purpose.
But, bro, people live in these areas.
You're going to have millions of flies around them.
That's annoying.
That's the answer.
I just think it's funny how you named a bunch of, like, more urban cities.
Yeah.
And I didn't hear one word about, we're going to drop these flies off in Beverly Hills.
Oh, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, that's very odd.
That's really odd.
Like what happens with like what if they made with other animals or what it?
How would they make it?
It's going to throw off other stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What if they start getting bit?
They're infertile.
So maybe it might not even.
I understand like kind of like the.
Yeah.
They're infertile.
They can't get anyone pregnant.
Yeah.
But they can take the girls away from the other fools that might be fertile in their little
invasive species.
So it's so weird that that's how they thought.
They're like, you know what?
You know how we beat this?
Birth control.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're right.
That's crazy.
So those people who live within the zone, your urge not to transport any fruits or vegetables from your property,
double bag them in plastic before tossing them in the trash because they don't want to get these fruit flies,
the invasive ones that shouldn't be here.
They don't want to get them to, like, get transported to other areas.
Otherwise, they're going to have millions and trillions more of the infertile ones just here to do one job and one job only.
They also have wings and they can fly everywhere.
Yeah.
I know it's fine.
What?
I know.
Yeah, that's the thing.
That's what's going on in L.A. you guys, isn't it crazy?
That's insane.
And, like, nobody can vote on like,
actually, I don't want these flies to drop over my head.
Yeah.
Yeah, I would think, if anything, like,
they'd be doing, like, some type of, like, I don't know, chemical or something.
And that's probably why they don't want to do that.
That might be very harmful to.
Chem trails.
Yeah.
Something.
Because then we go there.
Are they spraying?
Because then Nick would be like,
hey, isn't it a coincidence that they're doing all this chem trail around these
poor cities in, like?
Los Angeles.
Keep your third eye open.
See?
Yep.
So which would you rather?
The kept trails or the infertile flies?
Infertile fruit flies.
Oh.
Or bats.
Remember how bats just eat insects?
The naked bats with the trench coats?
Yeah.
And the other techniques also might not work as fast.
As like, I don't know.
A bunch of spiderworms.
These gorny, infertile fruit flies.
They got to work.
It's fast.
That's a gross.
What's your fornication in the air is going on?
Oh, my God.
They're getting sent for one thing and one thing only.
I don't know what you heard about me, but I'm a motherfucking SIMP.
Sip, Sip, Sip.
Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip.
Yo, how boys are they uncoordinated the whole morning?
What is it, Vig?
I bet you you don't dance on rhythm, huh?
I usually do.
I don't know.
It's because he's sober.
I'm out of sync.
Yeah, that's what it is.
Before we get into Simba, the week,
can you tell me who Vic Stunce is?
Oh, great.
Yeah, who's a big?
Who did it?
Who did it?
Who said it?
Who said it?
Who said it?
That's crazy.
You guys were trying to probe me for information.
Probe.
Okay?
What is?
What is Vic's sons?
Nothing.
It was you.
Oh, it was you.
Yeah.
It was you.
They just kept asking me yesterday.
Like, so before we were,
you called yourself Rosecrans Vic.
Did you call yourself anything else?
I was just like, why are you trying to get this information?
And then I was just like, no, no, no.
I literally just was like, I don't know, I don't know, for like five minutes.
And then I was just like, all right, I guess, you know, like prior to me simplifying my name and calling myself Rosecrans Vic, I was like, I just, my Twitter name was like, Vic Stunts.
And then everybody's like, I was like, I'm super embarrassed about it.
And then everybody in the room at the time, you filthy rotten liars.
I didn't say nothing.
I know you didn't.
But everybody else was like.
Irene?
I didn't say anything.
Why do I know that that's in Callie's phone?
Everybody.
Oh, yeah.
That's,
you guys heard of be confirmed that.
Everybody was like, no, it's not a bad name.
It's not a bad name.
You guys remind me.
Okay.
What did Vic Stuntz tweet about?
Like, with a name like Vic Stun?
He's still tweeted the same, I'm pretty sure.
He hasn't, yeah.
Yeah, it was a whole different Twitter.
It was a different time in my life, you know?
It was funny because he was like really holding off.
Like, he's like,
Oh, no, no, it's the same.
And we all started sharing our aim names, like, oh, what were you then?
And he's like, okay, Vicston.
He feels so bad he's going to order breakfast and not order for everyone else.
That's him every day.
Yeah, that's every day.
But now I'm going to do it twice.
Your alter ego is definitely Vicston.
Rochrane v is the reporter.
Vig stunts is your little, like, conceited.
Yeah.
Like, yeah.
Oh, God, stop.
Like, that's who hits on the girls.
Because remember you said that when you got three-finger combo in the club that you were like, yeah, you know, I'm going to London.
That's big stunts.
Like, you didn't have to tell her that information.
Your alter ego.
Yeah.
Yeah, you know my car drives itself.
Yeah.
Vic stunts.
It's going to be word on stunts.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Anyway, simple of the week, right?
We got big stunts.
Oh.
No, on Monday, we nominated Lil Dirk, because Lil Dirk was saying how he loves birthdays again.
Oh, his girl made him love birthdays again.
His girl made him love birthdays again.
And he tweeted, only us.
She makes me like birthdays again.
Filling that love.
Oh, gosh.
Sounds like a Facebook post.
Yes.
Don't do that because when you guys break up, you're never like, yeah, birthdays aren't the same anymore.
Like, guys don't say things like that.
Like, our homie Greg, he's going through it right now.
He is.
He's not like, it's hard to wake up now.
His face says it all, though.
Yes.
But when you're in love, everything is just better.
There used to be this commercial for food, and it was like, when you're in love, everything's delicious.
And I was like, wow, that's so cute.
I mean, it's like, when you're in love, you love birthdays.
True, but don't tweet it.
Yeah.
Because then your future girl, you're a sip, and then you're a sip, and then you're,
next, what are you going to do next?
You make me like Valentine's Day again.
You make me like Christmas again.
Oh, man.
If Vic was telling you about the girl that he met yesterday at Sixth Fyx Fifex
and she's like, you know what?
She's making me love Halloween.
Oh, my.
We would be like, Vic, stop.
He would do that.
I would.
You know, I wasn't looking forward to Halloween until I met her at the maze line for
Saw 2.
You know I wasn't looking forward to President's Day, but when I found you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Presidency is weird.
I know.
Veterans Day is coming up.
Yeah.
You can say I was scared of Saw 2 until I saw you.
Oh.
Yeah.
It's on Saw X now.
Damn it.
I don't usually celebrate Veterans Day, but for you, I'll be a veteran.
I'll be a veteran.
Of a game.
Hang on my jersey.
Yeah.
Shut up, Vic.
Don't use that.
I know you.
It's a pretty good one.
The next I'm Vic's stunts.
Oh, good.
Okay.
So Tuesday.
We had Travis Kelsey
And no one was really asking him
About this
Travis Kelsey Taylor Swift's boyfriend
Pro Bowl
Tide end
For the Kansas Chief Super Bowl champion
Travis Kelsey
Yeah what's wrong with that
I don't know that's just a funny name
It's a football name
What do they do
They block and they do
They block and they catch
So then why aren't they just call blockers
Or catchers?
Oh
Tighten
Yeah tight ends
Because they're on the end of the line.
Because they're on the end of the line.
But why is it tight?
They're going to keep it the blocking tight.
The route's tight.
They keep it tight.
He's tight.
You know what I'm saying?
He's all tight.
Yeah.
Super tight.
NFL.
You see what you did NFL?
Yeah, let's reverse the market.
Look what you did to the game I loved.
They did on purpose.
You can have a tight end and then a wide receiver dog.
They knew what they were doing.
They knew what they were doing.
Damn.
All right.
Which one are you?
Vic, which are you?
Maximo, what you are you?
I'm a running back.
Oh, God.
Because I like to run it back.
Oh, my God.
See?
There you go.
Okay.
Back to the story.
Tuesday.
He was talking about how you can be Tavis for Halloween.
He was asked how to be him, and then he added his little boyfriend isms.
This is what he said.
The mustache is slowly starting to disappear, but I'll tell you what, man.
That stash in the 87 jersey was pretty iconic there for a little bit.
And I had it when I met Taylor for the first time.
So I guess just my stash.
And then who knows, man?
What else?
What else?
Maybe a bracelet or something.
I don't know.
Also, it's super annoying.
We're not the only ones that call him Taylor's his boyfriend.
He's calling himself Taylor's his boyfriend.
Oh, don't do it, bro.
Also, like, he just met her like three weeks ago.
And he's acting like, man, that was pretty iconic, man.
Like, back in the day when I met her, like, bro, that was week two.
There was like,
where are week?
Yeah.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, my God.
Wednesday, we had the one and only.
Tyrese's X.
Oh.
Listen.
I was extremely emotionally intoxicated.
I'm an extremely emotional person, but I know women specifically,
there will be moments where they'll be like,
I'm ready to be done.
I can't stand this.
He don't do this.
We're just focusing on these things.
And because you don't have a certain.
person in your life to check you and say, sis, what about this?
What about these strings?
What about what he's not doing?
She was talking about.
She regrets getting a divorce.
Yes.
Getting a divorce from Tyrese.
And regrets that she didn't have any home girls that were like, hey, I know he does this,
but what about the good stuff that he does?
Exactly.
He does really good.
Remember transformers?
Yes.
Now whichever home girls she did have that are probably like, yeah, leave him, girl.
Oh, you can do so much better.
They're probably not in her life.
They're not friends anymore.
They were egging around because they wanted to go to the club.
with half of Tyrese's money.
Dang.
Yes, we're his $20,000.
This should have been number one.
To go to the club.
You know exactly who is for.
You already know the words.
I love it.
We might have made a number one.
Number one in our hearts.
Yeah.
So, drum rober please.
And our winner of October.
27th.
Sim of the week.
Travis Kelsey.
Travis Kelsey.
Hey, don't know I want to be Tavis.
Yeah.
There's going to be so many Tavis.
And he
represents as Taylor's
boyfriend.
But hey, maybe she's making him
love Halloween again.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe that's her.
I'd rather have that
than them saying
that she makes him play good.
Yes.
Like, she does.
She doesn't.
It's a coincidence.
No.
It's too much
for coincidence all this, him popping and everything.
Thank you, Taylor.
It's his hard work and dedication.
I don't know.
It's not his tight end.
It's not the wide receiving he's doing.
It's the white receiving he's doing.
Strolling with the homies.
All right, maximization.
Lati, if you thought mosquitoes were your only op while sleeping, think again.
Oh, no.
Well, I always think my husband's going to kill me.
What?
What?
What happened?
You know what?
No.
Do not watch Daylight before you're going to sleep.
You asked, I thought only mosquitoes and it's not.
It's not.
It's not your husband either.
Yeah.
It's not an ex-baby daddy.
Oh, my God.
Okay, Angie.
If you had mosquitoes early up, just think again.
You know, my impression going to kill me slowly.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, here they are.
Irene.
We're women.
We have multiple possible murderers.
Yeah, just stop talking.
Yeah.
He's not bad.
Don't even get me start on what I think the kids think of me.
Vic.
You know and there.
I sleep in peace.
Okay?
I sleep in peace.
And you shouldn't.
Oh.
I think nothing's ever going to catch up to me.
Men are invincible.
Yeah.
A user by the name of Deserick Kelly went on TikTok and recorded a moment where she felt something was in her ear and she went to the doctor.
Listen.
There's something in there.
It's not a moth
Wonderful
So now I'm waiting for the nurses
To come back and flush my ear out
There's a bug in my ear
It was a spider
It was alive
I threw up
Why does she sound like the Blair Witch Project
Because she was crying
No
For real live spiders
It was alive
I threw up
I threw up
I threw up
I could hear the white tears.
What's so scary about spiders?
Because I'm afraid, but I just want to know what's so scary.
They're just ugly.
Because we were even at the maze yesterday at Six Flags Fight Fest.
We're in a maze, and I just hear Irene yell for a spider.
A spider decoration on the wall.
But they were big.
See?
They were ugly.
They were like as big as my head.
But to me, I'm like, there's gore right here.
There's cut up like limbs.
And she's like, ah, a spider!
But has a spider ever like crawled on you?
It feels weird.
Yeah, I feel like.
You know where the fear comes from?
Just home alone.
The moving home alone.
The tarantula.
What?
Tarantula.
There's a scene where the tarantula is crawling on his face?
Yeah.
That part.
Oh, yes.
I think that's where my fear comes.
Probably.
That might have been where it started.
No, my fear started in seventh grade when my teacher made us watch,
arachnophobia, and then she proceeded to put our class tarantula on my desk.
Oh, my ring.
Yeah.
I want to cry right now
Oh
And you remember Jeepers creepers
Didn't it was like a spider
I don't know I don't watch that
Jeepers creepers is not a spider
No what was that movie?
It was a Jeep
What was that movie?
The movie with David Arquette
It had big spiders everywhere
I know I didn't imagine that
Eight legged freaks
Eight legged freaks
Yeah but Jeepers creepers is a whole other movie
I know I'm sorry
Eight legged freaks
But yes
Can you imagine waking up
And you realize you have a spider
in your ear
That is wild
When I sing that
that TikTok, I was like, dang, I have to sleep with earplugs.
And then I was like, how do I hear my alarm in it?
Like, either way I'm screaming.
I'm actually surprised more bugs don't.
I know.
Go inside your ear.
Because we're so vulnerable.
We're so open, boca berta, mouth all open, our nostrils, snoring, our ears, like, all of that.
I'm surprised more bugs stay away.
And it's probably, they don't, the wax is probably there for reason.
Like, they probably don't like us just as much as we don't like them.
Yeah.
But then that one was like, let me just build a little fort right here.
Start creating a web.
Maybe she was the one that was really dirty
and that's why the spider liked it.
She was like, ooh, the spider was like,
oh, this is the great place to trap flies or something.
Ew.
Maybe she's the problem.
If you had a spider in your ear,
would you call in sick, Maximum?
Not coming.
Yeah, me too.
Oh, yeah, right.
I'm going to thug it out.
You guys probably have spiders in your ears,
to be honest.
I bet you don't clean them.
The grind don't stop.
See?
I just don't like the spider hate.
You know why?
The only reason why?
Why?
Because I feel like daddy long legs are the ones we see the most,
and they get all the hate for all the other spiders that we actually hate.
Yeah.
But that died long is just chilling.
Yeah.
They do nothing.
That's true.
You literally touch them.
I leave them there.
You literally touch them and their legs fall off.
I know.
Why are you making their legs fall off?
No, I would try to save them.
And then one time I pulled it and I was, oh.
Yeah.
My double leg.
No, you're right.
Like you're trying to do something good and then you injure it.
Yes.
Might as well kill it.
Yeah.
But out of misery.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, old yellow style.
Yeah, I don't have a problem with spiders per se, but they don't pay rent, so they got to go.
Oh, me.
You know what I'm saying?
I like to feed the spiders.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Listen, like, I like to find the spiders and then get the flies.
So what do you do?
You get flies?
What?
Yeah, when I was little, I haven't done it in a while, but it was cool.
No, I would get the fly, like trap them, right?
Like with a napkin, and then I would find a spider web and throw it on the spider web,
and then you would see the little spider quider.
spider craw
and then it would do it
eat it
wrap it up
you've always been evil
I would have
why that's my animal planet
that's my animal planet
circle of life
Word on rosecrans
Word on Rosecrans
What's the word
Jay Z is not a regular dad
He's a cool dad
And Blue finally realized it
Okay
So Jay sat with Gail King
And he was asked about
Being a dad
And if his kids realized
Who he is
One of the coolest people
of all time
one of the best rappers to ever live.
Yeah, like we all know how freaking cool it is.
Exactly.
And he said for a while he felt like Blue didn't really care.
But now she's starting to get it.
Listen here.
Blue, she'd be fronting on me a little bit, but she's, she, she, I catch her.
I catch you in the corner, you know.
Now she asks me, you know, if this cool, if, you know, her sneakers or whatever she's
wearing out.
She wants your advice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's come back.
But there was a time where she was like, Dad.
Yeah.
I was like, I'm cool.
I don't know what you said.
At your house, your parents is cool.
I bet you she sees this debate of the $500,000 of dinner with Jay-Z like that.
Why they want dinner with you?
Really?
You eat with your mouth open all crazy, Dad.
I don't even want, like, I don't even want dinner with you, Dad.
She passes up dinner.
She passes up dinner with Jay-Z every night.
Can I even my room dad?
Can I have TikTok while I eat?
No, she's probably like super cool.
Yeah, but she's probably like all this time.
like, why are people so obsessed with my dad?
Yeah.
He's whatever.
Like, I don't get it.
Like, his fart stinks sometimes.
Yay.
For real.
But I related to it a little bit because I feel like Vic is starting to kind of come
around and like...
You relate to Jay Z?
A little bit.
I mean, if not me.
Big stunts.
If not me, then Big stunts does.
You feel me.
Okay.
No, I was just like...
Both!
Hey!
No, I was just like, look, like, recently he's been like, you know,
kind of understanding more.
Like, oh, like, my dad's all.
on the radio and stuff, but before, he's just like,
dad, why don't you always have to go to work?
And now, like, and before you weren't on the radio too, so.
That too.
And then, you know, he would like, read me my stats.
He'd be like, dad, you don't even have that many subscribers on YouTube.
Oh, my God.
You know how many subscribers Mr. Beast has?
And I'm like, who's Mr. Beast?
Yeah.
Like all these, right?
Like, there were so many people that were just cooler than me until now.
Right.
Now it's crazy.
Yeah.
Because it's like, you're not even that cool.
And so-and-so doesn't even know you.
And it's like, oh.
That's her.
But I think it's also just a getting older thing, you know?
Because he's about to be 10 and he's starting to realize more things and, you know, I'm pretty cool.
Not as cool as Jay-Z though.
Not as cool as Jay-Z at all.
She has a j-zzie and blue because I feel like she goes on tour with moms.
Yeah.
So she's seen it.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
At least for like the time that she's kind of been just more aware of things.
He's businessman ho.
Yeah.
You know?
But now she goes on.
She sees what mom.
mom's does to the people she's out there dancing with moms.
Mom's like, got it.
Like, moms can start a war or world peace with the sound of a, like with her point of a finger.
Mom has a whole stadium go silent.
Yeah.
Yeah.
For real.
Or maybe she thinks that like, dad must be cool if he has mom.
Maybe that's what it is.
No, that's not that she thinks.
You ever look at your mom and be like, dad, dad, that's so cool because he got you.
Exactly.
That's so, so cool.
All right, look, guys, Rich Paul, LeBron's agent, and Adele's boo.
He said he just made an outlandish claim about his shooting skills, okay?
So he was on Club Shay-Shay with Shannon Sharp, and he said he's one of the best shooters alive, okay?
He's never played an NBA.
He's always been a sports agent, okay?
He didn't even play college ball.
But he says if he was in the NBA today, he would be in the same class as Steph Curry, Clay Thompson,
Dame Lillard, who are the best shooters of all time.
Yeah.
Okay.
Then Shannon completely lost it.
All right.
Listen to this.
I will say this.
I'll laugh if you want to.
I'm one of the best shooters, though.
Even still to this day.
And I take my chance.
If I was in the one of $4.50, I'd be at the top.
This guys like me, Steph, Clay.
Clay, who?
Thompson.
If you're just talking shooting, this is the class I'm in.
Y'all going down to the gun range?
That kind of shooting.
Oh, you're talking about basketball into a ring.
My point is you're putting yourself in that group.
I ain't got no power of the name you mentioned.
It's just the fact that your name is in there.
Damn.
I realize what it is, why he's delulu, why he's delusional.
Oh, my God.
It's because he shot his shot at Adele and it went in.
And he went in.
You can't tell him.
Rich Paul stunts.
Yes.
You can't tell him that he's not the best shooter of all time.
No, I can tell you why he's delulu and he thinks like that.
Why?
Because he is a man.
He has that white chromosome.
Every dude is like, hey, oh, that boxer, I could beat him up.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, if I was in the NFL, I would win, I would win in a highman.
If I was in, get there first.
That's every dude.
You probably said that.
You probably sized up a boxer.
You probably thought like, hey, I could play him.
And basketball went on one.
I thought I could shoot my shot at Becky G if I seen me.
All of that.
It's the extreme confidence it takes that you guys have in your, in your bodies.
But if I land Becky G, I'm,
one of the greatest shoes of all time right behind Rich Paul, okay?
Oh, my God.
But I have to agree with you because yesterday we were at Fright Fest.
Yeah.
And Maximo and Be Nice, shout out Be Nice from the Lately Leakers.
They thought they had game.
Is that why you chose this story?
This is really rude.
Hey, be nice.
If you want five minutes with Big, you can have them.
Yesterday was the Sixthax Fright Fest, okay?
The guys do what guys do anytime it's a group of guys that pass by the basketball hoop.
Yeah.
And you got this.
You all started shooting.
I'll beat you.
I'm here to report the stats.
Between both of them.
So who are the main shooters?
It was.
Maximo?
It was Maximo.
And be nice.
Shout out be nice.
Between them both, they made one basket.
They made one three-pointer.
Oh, man.
It was bad.
And there was a lot of air balls.
It was a lot of air balls.
So you're the one that made the shot.
So did you win anything?
Did you win like a?
No.
Oh, one shot doesn't make.
No.
Oh, it's just for a problem.
with him in the...
They just made me
waiting a time.
One of ten.
One of ten.
Bragg and right.
Ten percent.
I love it because Irene does our social
and I bet you they had her record everything
and she's just recording like...
You're not getting hitting.
Listen, they're all on target.
Or so homie Brandonette.
Here he go.
Because y'all get to it.
My shots were on target.
It was just warming up.
Oh,
damn.
That's a long-ass warm up.
You sound like Rich Paul right now.
See me in the icy whites.
Rich Paul.
All right.
Ring LeBron.
And y'all know I'm a snitch.
So I'm going to go ahead and do that right now.
Guys are mean girls too
Be nice
They're talking about your form dog
They were laughing at you
He sounds like a bison
He does shoot like a pisa
Vig said like you're the reason
Why they look at us how they do
When we get on the shorts
Vick said that
Be nice
Let's go shoot some hoops man
No no
He hoops before he shoots
So he does
He does like a full little circle
If you ever the six
like there's a right called revolution he does that with his
hands before he shoots the ball
he says wind it up yeah
he's trying to be a mix of Fernando
Valizuela
and Kobe Ryan
when he shoots all right check this out
we're gonna put the video up
Be Nikes is probably sleeping I know
he works so hard you're filling for
Brianna for a long time during middays
and then he like works the LA leakers
like and look at what we do
look at what we do Victor
so we're gonna put this video
Video up.
Roundback Morning's 106.
You are now in the inside joke of how we cloned his form, okay?
It's terrible.
Not only that, but I'm looking at the video and he almost tripped on the basketball.
Yeah.
But together you guys made one.
They made one basket.
A whopping one basket.
A walk in and out, you know, but it happened.
Asimov, you just made one.
Stop talking.
Did you see it?
Just clip that one.
No.
Everybody's made the whole.
Out of 20 shots, him and B.
Between him and B. Nice, they made one shot.
That's like 5%.
I bet you when like the people that like run the shooting game
when they see just a group of freaking fools past five,
I go get some money.
Got it.
Because they're going to want to one up each other.
They're going to give me some money.
They're not going to make any shots.
So they're going to pay me until they at least make one.
So they can walk away like, I made one dog.
Yeah, exactly.
See?
That was a warm-up.
You guys are easy target.
I would have gone back made 12.
Shout to the size workers.
They made bread.
And they were probably hyping you guys up when they saw you.
walk by, hey, y'all weren't
Pleities?
Like, which one do you got this?
Exactly what you did.
Got him?
Yeah, got up.
He said, hey, buddy, you look like you got some nice form.
Thank you, bro.
He sold.
Told his friends, watch this.
Okay.
Brown Bank Morning's 106.
Be nice is the other price I looking for that's not Maximo, okay?
How do you describe him?
He has an Oakland A's head on.
Okay.
He looks really cool.
He looks like he could shoot a basketball.
He looks like he could shoot a basketball.
He does.
But ladies.
looks can be deceiving.
Number one, they think that we fool them with
look what they fool us with.
All right?
No game?
Get that part.
Oh, hey, don't talk about you.
Brownback Morning's 106.
Check it out.
Shout to Be nice.
We do love you a lot.
We love you a lot.
We love you a lot.
I'm reading this text from DJ E, man.
He says,
now do you understand why I don't let
Be Nice play in the high school game?
I'm trying to wait.
And Maximo's only allowed if he's there taking photos.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
He don't want to see me.
Dude, Eman is out there bawling.
Like, he's throwing threes.
He doesn't want you guys messing up his game.
I've seen him in action, y'all.
I'm saying.
Wow, no, gosh.
We went to six lights, Fight Fest, passed by, like, the shooting area, like the basketball
hoops.
And the guys thought they were all bad.
How did it start?
Who said what?
It was you, Hamasimo.
It was Maximo.
He started it.
I said,
What's good?
You trying to shoot some whoops?
And then what did it be nice day?
And then he's like,
I got,
I've already said it,
but he was like,
easy or something like.
Oh.
They were so confident.
Hold on.
I want to hear from my read.
Because he was there.
Be nice had it on his little Jordan's.
And then he had the straps.
And he was like,
hold on.
I got to tighten up real quick.
And I was like,
oh man,
he really knows what he's doing.
Then he did it.
He went down and said,
make me like Mike.
Hey, be so nice
If you're trying to jump this movie
I'll provide the little stadium for you
Okay, that's crazy
You guys made Irene record the whole thing
Yeah
Wasted my time
And your memory and all of that
Hey I mean get this, get this
Pong
Irene get this
Airball
Make sure it's in 4K 60 FPS
All right
It isn't 4K you know what storage that took up for nothing
It better be worth some clowns
Because we're going to put it up on Brown by Mornings 1-06
Not only did they suck
They sucked like very
I guess like cute
Like he sucked really like eloquently
Because Be Nice has a form that I doubt you've ever seen
Victoria
Yeah no it's very unique to him
He's mixing all of his I don't know
Maybe tribal ancestry is just like
Warned it up
Yeah
He winds up before he shoots the basketball
That is not a lie
That's not that's real
He does a helicopter
Only for it to not hit
Like that would work if it's like
Dude he has a crazy technique and he makes it
Exactly yeah
He has a crazy technique and it just misses
He's about to wake up in cold sweats right now
For real
His ears are ringing like crazy
Why yeah please go to the gym
The shoes moves
Who taught him that
I don't know
Oh no man
Definitely
Definitely
I don't know
You gotta see it
Brownback Mornings
Windows 6
We are brown bag mornings
Where you can't be our friend
Unless you want to get cloned
All right
It's a Friday
Halloween
Weekend
Halloween parties are on the way
Yes
Vives
Are you guys going to any
I feel like Vic
You're probably going to some
Regettonlandia
Oh my gosh
Wait wait wait
Wait
Wait
We're gonna be in town
lame
I'm just kidding.
Oh, you're going, you're going to, because I'm going to the bay.
You're going to the bay?
Wow.
To go find a bay.
Like that?
Maybe, maybe.
Show me how my user is, no, I'm kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Speaking of bays, just kidding.
Shout out to Brandon and his family.
Yeah.
He's a married man.
Why are you looking at me?
I know that.
I know I've rained.
No.
But not going to lie, when he came up to us at Six Flags Rite Fest,
and he went straight to Irene, I was like, oh, man, this is it.
This is it.
I'm seeing it happen, live and direct.
Yeah, no.
Shout to Brandon and his family.
I think he brought his wife, he, his brother-in-law, and baby girl, too.
I believe that might be his sister-in-law.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
But they were great fans of the show.
They were turning up with us.
He's from Brooklyn.
He moved out here.
Met baby girl.
They have their baby daughters.
four and seven years old.
They listen to us all the time
and they know no us.
They do.
They know secrets I wish I never said
on the radio and I forgot that I said on the radio.
I know.
He brought up my past traumas.
Yeah.
He's like, what happened?
Oh, girl?
Man.
Vicks like, which one?
And he also said, I'm the realist.
Oh, he did say Maximil's the realist.
Yeah, he was also a little blue.
There was a lot of smoke around him.
He said that.
He was like one of the months.
Shout out you.
I also.
I got a shout out. I want to shout out my homie, Rick. It was his birthday yesterday, so happy belated birthday. Happy belated. How did you not, why didn't you do that yesterday? I forgot.
We got to get better at this. Yes. Oh, I just remembered. It's my cousin's birthday, too.
Today? Yeah, happy birthday, her, man. I want to give us a shirt. It's my best friend's birthday today. October 27. Yeah.
Frankie. I don't know if you met him before. Yeah.
If you haven't brought him around, he's not really your best friend.
How do we not know your best friend?
Because I thought of like two different people.
It's not their birthday.
I never heard you talk about a Frankie.
Yeah, never.
That's crazy.
I don't see him that often anymore, but my best friends are sick.
I don't see my best friend Deirdre often, but you guys know about her.
Yeah, she talks about him all the time.
He's the one that I got in a fight with, and then we became best friends after.
No.
You've never said that story.
I said that story.
I feel like you did.
But I'm going to say you didn't just to fit the vibe.
Just to get it.
I want to give a happy birthday to Melanie Vega.
She turned six today.
Oh, Melanie, happy birthday.
Maybe girl, have an incredible day at school.
Melanie Vega, Feliz Cuiuiuii.
Ati.
Have one more shout out.
And it's a shout out to the local four union and the company premier Tile and Marble.
They're over there working at the...
Wow, that's super tight.
In the Rina and Marbley.
Oh, at the new arena.
Which new arena?
They got the speaker loud and everyone was listening to Brown.
Back morning.
It's happening.
You know what I'm saying?
Are we the first radio show played at the Intuit Dome?
Yes, we are.
That's so tight.
That's great.
That is really sad.
Real support.
Intuit Dome, Ventura County Prison or Ventura County Jail.
Yeah.
Everywhere.
Look at us.
Yes.
Let's go.
Let's go.
By little.
All right.
Also, shout out Ruben Nerera.
I saw him last night at Fright Fest.
And he was wearing a really cool.
That colo champagne hat.
Oh, yeah.
Cola.
Champon.
Sorry, yeah.
He had that hat on.
I was like, Dan, that's tight.
Yeah.
Shout out to him, man.
That's so tight.
Yeah, even seeing everybody that pulled up to Six Eyes Fight Fest, we were really scared.
Maximil doesn't like going on rides, and it was so funny.
We're like, dude, out of all the guys, remember Brandon just called you the realist?
Yeah.
Not a riding ride.
Not a new one.
Catch me at the bar.
Just drinking one little.
And then Vic was texting someone like a weird deal.
Huh, Angie?
Yes, he texts like a creepy uncle.
Yeah.
Like that uncle, you always have to watch out from that.
What?
It was a joke.
No, it wasn't a joke.
We were in line waiting for one of the rides, and then Angie saw Vick's text.
Yeah, he showed it to me.
He's like, look, look.
I'm like, what are you laughing about?
Please, read it, Vic.
You have it.
No, no, it's good.
It's good.
Remember when I was talking about your shoes?
Remember?
Let's focus on Vick.
Let's focus on.
He gave that vibe.
I was taking a photo, and then one of the.
Do you want me to read it in my Tio voice?
One of the monsters, yeah.
One of the monsters, he hopped in my.
my photo and then
I said
I sent her
Let me say it
Okay okay okay
Oh he sent her
A photo of him and one of the monsters
Yes
To who?
To this girl
To this girl
So it's Vic
And one of the monsters
To H
And he said
Mira your Sancho
Me preunted
For a photo
Myha
My soncho
Me preunted
For a photo
He said that
He said
What's wrong with you
He had a Google
Translated
And everything
Bro
You are creepy
So essentially in Spanish
He said
Look
Your side piece
Wanted a photo with me
He asked me for a photo
Yeah
That is funny
You're gross me
Why?
I thought it was hilarious
What did she respond
Yes daddy
What did she respond
See poppy
Oh my daddy
Don't never
Disrespect me like that
I like that
She got to see vibes
I like that
Like where did you find her
Olos locals or what
No
You never text girls in Spanish
I know it was fun.
Are you switching it up to ESL and other ones that speak English, they caught onto your game?
Exactly.
I knew it.
No wonder he's always in T.J.
I got to break up with one.
All right.
Homey help lane.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help?
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, online.
We've got you for.
The homie help line.
Ruben the Grinch needs our help.
All right.
He sent us a DM and said,
Hey, Brownback team. My name is Ruben Ladios, and I appreciate what you guys do for Latinos.
I'm reaching out because I need a homie helpline.
So I live in Chatsworth, and during Halloween, my neighborhood gets packed.
I'm not religious or big on Halloween, but hate the fact my neighbors go all out.
This leads to people of poorer neighborhoods coming to ours.
Yes, it sounds mean, but they bring traffic and trash the neighborhood.
I have to wake up extremely early for work at a tech company and hate walking up to beer,
are waking up to beer cans, candy wrappers, and just a mess everywhere.
I even keep my lights off and still get kids knocking on my door.
What can I do this year so kids don't come over and bother me?
Move.
Oh, my God.
The Grinch is real life.
What's wrong with this guy?
Ouch.
This guy.
Because I am kids.
I was them.
That's what they thought about us.
I know.
Well, why they have such a good candy?
The little brokies come here to trick-or-treat.
I hate them all.
That's funny.
That's messed up.
I used to go to Al-Ssego.
That's funny? No, I'm, no, hold on.
It's funny because when I was little, like, my dad would take us to, like, better neighborhoods, like, to go trick-or-chering.
Yeah, same.
I still do that.
Yeah.
And, like, you would always be like, don't leave your trash around.
No, no, no, no, no.
And now I'm just like, oh, that's why because they hate us.
They hate us going over there.
Yeah, he's a grump, boy.
I know.
He's like, I got to wake up early.
I don't even want to help him.
Right?
I know.
What the hell?
Maybe if he just puts a sign that says no tric-trico-trick.
No, tricotry.
They'll leave.
Or he wants to give out the candy but just to the kids that he knows or what?
Yeah, that's mean.
He's like, what's the password?
He's going to leave like a...
You could only get candy if you know where the pothal is on this street.
Damn.
There's no potholes there.
That's your question.
I like it, though.
Neighbors only.
Oh, my God.
Damn.
That's mean.
That's crazy.
So where he's supposed to tell them?
I really don't want to.
Can we just trash him?
Can we trash him?
Can we find out his address and trash his house?
You know those pranks I was talking about the other day kids?
For like the...
No, I'm not.
Oh, we couldn't put Jolly Rancher on his windshield?
His windshield?
Yeah.
Below me.
I've never been to, like, a, like, I've been to richer neighborhoods or, like, the more affluent
neighborhoods for, like, trick-treating.
But I've never felt like I couldn't be there.
Right.
I'm wondering if you've ever felt like you couldn't be there.
They've turned off the lights on you, or they, like, I'm usually thinking they turn off
the lights because of the candy's finished.
Yeah.
But it's crazy this one time they turned off the lights when I went and then turned it back on for the next kid.
You're lying.
I'm kidding.
Oh, that was my sense.
That's amazing.
No, I felt like I used to go to El Secondo and like trick-or-treat there.
And I thought like the people there were really friendly.
And this was like their chance to give back to poor kids or whatever.
You know what it is?
It's like those places that say take one and here come us.
Take all of them?
Look at it closely.
Look at it closely.
You would take more than one.
Damn.
You're a liar.
I would only take one.
Yeah, we follow directions over here.
You didn't want to.
You didn't make me like one handheld?
Like, we're like a handful?
Yeah, handful.
Let's help this.
Mm-hmm.
For real.
He doesn't like the kids that come to the neighborhood that trick or cheat on his street.
And he wants to know how he could stop it from happening.
All right.
Check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your head.
We'll need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We've got you.
The homie helpline
Rubin the rotten, dirty grinch
Of Halloween
Of Halloween
Is sick of people from poorer neighborhoods
Coming to his neighborhood
That's so crazy!
That's a meme
For Halloween
And he wants to know how he can stop it
He hit up the wrong show
He hit up the kids from the poorer neighborhood
Literally
Yeah, he did
What?
What's what's from it?
He's tripping, he wants to be the Grinch
Living on a Hill
Do we intercept in other shows?
DMs?
Apparently.
Yeah.
Yeah, he lives in Chatsworth
and he says every Halloween,
all the kids come up to my neighborhood
and they leave beer cans and candy wrappers.
They got some mess everywhere.
Halloween spots in Chatsworth.
Yes.
Really?
I've been there.
It was you.
It was you.
He hit all the candy.
Maximo's always a problem.
It was you.
No, I'm not.
So he's actually, he's probably older in age.
We have that person in our black that's just like,
hateful. Like for my black, it's Ms. Jackie,
and she just hates everything and everybody.
At least that's what I tell myself, so I don't make it seem like
she's actually racist. Like, it's
she hates everybody, not just me.
Yeah. She hates kindness.
But the reason she hates us is like, we really mean,
because we bring that energy to the black. And I don't
know what energy she means, but we're the only brown people
in the black. Oh, yeah.
That energy? We read the brown energy.
Yeah, I swear to God, she told us that.
Oh, my goodness. Yeah, she's
really mean. And it's like, they're just
in their ways, right?
Yeah.
But, like, I don't even know how to help her.
And you've tried.
Oh, yeah.
We've sent her food.
Like, we have a white home girl that sends her the food.
So, like, maybe she receives it better.
Yeah, like a white before.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I tell you, it's crazy.
Okay.
But he's willing to say it's just, it's just not working out for me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I mean, the only way I could think of helping them is like,
he gets up early.
The Grinch.
Remember the Grinch?
They open his heart.
They make his heart not small anymore.
Remember the Grinch how he like during Christmas he would go to his little mountain that
phony slightly for no way.
Oh yeah, you could have like a little Airbnb spot or somewhere somewhere else.
He's not going to pay.
It's only one day a year.
Well, it's either that or you complain.
So.
Complaining is free.
It is.
I am very much aware.
The more cost efficient option.
But we really want to solve the problem.
You're not going to get kids to not come through because guess what?
Now we know the area, we know the city
Don't let us find out the block.
Oh, we bring everybody.
And then especially if it's like no kids,
like people are going to know, oh, it's this dude right here.
And people are going to get like, oh yeah, you don't want kids.
Like they're going to, you know, you know how kids are.
Yeah.
How are they?
How are poor kids?
Yeah.
No, I'm just saying.
Why did you look at me when you did that?
Yeah.
You looked at my eyes.
He's one of us.
What?
So much.
Yeah.
It's because you're more European.
I was a poor kid too.
No, you were not a poor kid.
With a cow.
No, you're making me mad.
Why are you trying to hand me candy?
I don't want you're candy.
Your dad had a classic card parked outside of his front yard.
Yes.
Really nice.
Yes.
You had a sofa and a bed in your room, not a sofa bed.
Yes.
You had a bed and then a sofa for you to just chill and play your video games.
You had money.
Yeah.
But I never got the 360 Xbox.
I don't have the other one.
And then I only had a PS2.
You know I never got a PS3?
You know we used to draw an Xbox on a piece of paper and pretend we're playing?
That's what we used to do.
Yeah.
No way.
Yeah.
Wow.
And that paper we had to get from school, from scratch paper.
Yeah.
What?
It was the back of something that was just printed.
You know, one time I didn't get approved for free lunch?
It was like, so annoying.
The worst thing of your life.
You deserve not to get approved.
Anyway.
Everybody but Vic helped this guy chime in.
Irene, we got a lot of calls.
Yeah, we did.
Yeah, poor, man.
Are they mad at him?
Are they with him?
At Vic?
Oh, no, no.
No, it's about Rubin.
No, they're mad about Rubin.
I love, I got a DM like, hey, am I missing something?
Why is Vic sending creepy text to a girl?
Do you have a girlfriend?
Hey, same.
Everyone's lost.
Same, sir, ma'am.
At any given moment, he has a girlfriend and a single at the same time, time.
It's hard to keep up.
It's very.
It's very.
Vic stunts.
All right.
That's need to hear nor there, though.
Let's help out.
We have, we have Valerie from Whittier on Line 7.
What a Valerie?
What's up, Brownback.
Good morning, mamasita.
You are sunshine this morning.
Talk to us.
What do you feel about this whole situation?
Are you sure he didn't give you his address so we can go at his house?
Right.
That's what I was going to say that we should do, you know?
We know the city.
We got Vig's address.
Hey.
Yeah.
That's close enough.
Have you ever been to another neighborhood that is like, it wasn't your neighborhood?
Like, talk to me.
Where do you go?
Yes, I take my kids.
I pick my kids every
Every Halloween
I'd be in San Fernando Valley
I'll take him San Fernando Valley
So that's us
You know
So saw him cry me a river
Right
Some place of Justin Timberlake
Because we're all up and down that block
Do you ever feel like you're not welcome there?
I low-key feel like they like that
Like I feel like it's fun for them
Yeah
Yeah
But it is what it is
Yeah
I mean because you
Have a good day
Oh now
No one else
I want to talk to you
you let me hang up on you all right bye you have a good day
well usually like when
you're a little nervous
when they want they want kids to trick or treat
like they decorate right so like you can tell like oh this one is
is with all the functions for Halloween right
to get twisted they want kids there it's kind of like those neighborhoods
just not like me and Maximo sorry Vic
wait me me yeah still go
me you and Maxim will go trick or treat
Let's go.
Whose house?
Who gets blamed for stealing all the candy?
Maximo.
Well, you admit it to it.
I would take one.
That's because you steal all the candy.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Well, that's why you've got to make up for lost time.
That's why you take them all.
I read.
Who else we got?
We have Nancy from Arcadia on line three.
Nancy.
Hi, good morning, Brownback.
Good morning, Nancy.
Nancy, now you're in Arcadia.
That's really nice.
Actually, I'm not in Arcadia.
Artija.
Artija.
Way different.
Okay.
I'm originally from Downey, so yes, we have nice stuff.
But my thing is, it's one time a year.
It's for the kids.
And me speaking as a grandmother, I have eight grandbabies.
And my current situation right now is we are homeless.
so when people come to the neighborhood
maybe they're homeless
and they're just trying to give something back
to their children because everybody else is doing it
trying to allow them to have like that nice night
like if anything something that you can have
is this and he needs to get over it
just put a sign up put no candy
walk off his porch his walkway whatever
that's what they did in the neighborhood
where I'm from in Downey
some people would like put like caution
no candy you know they would walk off their walkway
and stuff like that.
If they didn't have candy or whatever,
it's one time a year.
He needs to get over himself and just let it go.
Oh, my God.
That's real.
That's real.
Hey, and real life is happening to you,
and I wish you all the best.
And I know you got it.
And, hey, those eight grandchildren, make them work.
They got to be good for something.
At least that's what I tell my kids.
If they were old enough, I would.
They ranged from the age of 13 to eight months.
Oh, babies.
Babies.
We just got to wait like five more.
for one of them, okay? Five more years.
Actually, three.
My oldest way.
Three with a permit.
It's one time a year.
I understand.
Myself personally, when I had my house, I love to see everybody come with all their little
costumes on.
They come in my front yard and take pictures with my stuff.
I had my blowups in the front yard.
And they're like, oh, this is so cool.
I loved it.
This man, he's like a screws on Halloween.
Yeah.
He needs to get over himself.
Yeah.
I see we bought him out of the state.
All right.
What's up, Irene?
Who has we got in the line?
We have Andrea from La Marotta, I think, on line five.
I don't know if I'm hearing stuff.
Actually, I'm from LaBraya.
I know, right.
Where are she from?
What's your name?
Andrea, online five.
Andrea.
Brown bag morning.
Yay.
What's up, Adrienne?
What's up, baby, girl?
How are you?
What's up?
It's Friday.
I'm good.
Yeah, same.
All right.
You heard the story.
You heard this story.
heard this dude he has a bunch of kids that come by his house and his block that he's like they're
not from my neighborhood like i'm a fluent i live in an affluent neighborhood they come during
Halloween and i kind of don't like it i don't think that they should be able to come through like that
what are your thoughts we're not going to help the homie out but we'll help the grinchie out today
facts help the op out today for sure you can't stop people from going to your neighborhood it's just
not going to happen, but if it's really the trash that bothers him and stuff, you think he, you know,
you should just put a trash can outside or a couple of them to give the hint, like, for people
to throw away trash.
Yeah, throw your trash.
Yeah, if I go to, yeah, if I go someone else's neighborhood to, like, as I do the same thing
with my kids, if I'm going to do that and I see trash cans out there, I'll know to keep it
clean.
It's just like, hey, you don't throw your trash away.
And then put a sign on your yard, just like, like other people have been saying,
saying that you have no candy, put it on the front of your yard.
If you don't want people walking up your steps,
put at the edge of your grass, no candy, no sugar cheaters.
And that's it.
That's really as much as you can do.
Yeah.
And, what if his signs are crazy?
What if his signs are like, no poor kids allowed here?
Whoa.
Yeah.
If you get free lunch, you don't get free candy.
And only Vic gets candy?
Yeah.
She's like, nervously laughing.
Like, is that what I called in?
No, thank you, Andrea.
Thank you for chiming in.
If we're trying to help him out.
Yeah, of course.
If we're trying to help him out, and supposedly it's because of the mess, put out some trash cans.
That's really smart.
So that we could play trash kit ball.
Hopefully, Be Nice isn't there.
He'll miss for sure.
You're going to put a trash can outside.
We're just going to play with it, too.
Right.
It's going to drink something else.
Kobe.
All right.
We're helping the homie out, or we're trying to.
We're helping the op out this morning.
It feels weird calling him.
Why are you adding in like an app?
Yeah.
He hit us up and he lives in like a rich neighborhood.
He has kids go by there for Halloween and they aren't from there.
He can notice.
He notices who's from the black and who isn't.
Ruben the Scrooge.
Ruben the Scrooge.
That suits him.
Yeah.
He's really upset because he lives in Chatsworth and the poor kids come and trash my neighborhood.
Oh, my God.
I wake up early to go to a tech company.
And he's trying to figure out.
He needs our hands.
help to get kids from knocking on his door.
He's not old.
He's not.
This whole time I thought he was an old guy.
No, he's probably like a-old and grumpy.
He's like tech company full.
You know when he needs a girlfriend.
That's what he needs.
Because if you had a girlfriend full, you'd be out or she'd be entertaining or something.
She'll probably decorate the whole house.
She'd be like, you have to buy Kenny.
But there's AI now.
If you work at a tech company, make a girlfriend full.
Yeah, right?
Yeah.
Siri.
Have Siri with you.
They both hate it.
They both hate Halloween and stuff.
They're like, ah.
We just activated people series, by the.
Oh, you got that.
Hey, Siri.
Hey, Sarah.
Hey, Alexa.
Alexa, Siri.
Play Power 106.
It's late.
It worked on my laptop.
Okay.
Let's get together, guys.
We have help for the app.
Irene, who's calling in?
We have Daniel from K-Town Online 1.
Daniel.
Good morning, Daniel.
Good morning.
Morning, Brown Bear.
What's up, Daniel?
How are you this morning?
Man, the fact that this guy had the nerve
has to be a male.
Karen?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, that.
Marin.
What do you think, though?
How would you help him?
Man, all he has to do is put on his Raider jersey,
stand on the front porch.
Nobody will get near his house.
Oh, my God.
Are you a Raider fan or are you a Raider hater?
I can't call it.
I'm a Raider hater, man.
Oh, my God.
Because L'Kal was thinking if you have a Raider jersey on,
you're all hard and gangster,
and then, like, they know better than the message you.
But you're saying the Raiders sucks so bad.
No one's going to want to go to your house
because they're going to think your house candy sucks, too.
Man, even babies won't get any of this.
Oh, my God.
Hey, bro, respectfully on the set, I got to kick you out.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, bro.
I had to do it.
I had to represent for the Raider fans.
But that might be a great idea.
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esed?
Don't you know I'm local?
And if you're local, you know it's going down today between Roosevelt and Garfield.
Hi, baby.
Matter of fact, we have the Rough Riders in here with us.
Shout out to the Roosevelt Rough Riders.
The football team is in here.
Big up to you guys.
Not going to lie.
You're looking at me very mean Isaiah and I don't even want to say your phone last name because you're looking at me mean
Say hi say hi to the people say hi to all your fans
I'm Isaiah Pozzellione
Ida Ida
Ponce Leone
Say it okay so I have I have the football team in here and I have football moms in here. I got the mommas in here
Yes
They said we don't need the cheer squad we are we are we
We know
All right you guys
It's game day.
You guys have some awesome, awesome sweaters on.
It's the East L.A. Classic.
It's going down at E-Lac.
Talk to me about these sweaters.
Like, you guys didn't come in jerseys.
You're reping.
Talk to me about what today feels like.
Today's going to be an amazing day.
Yesterday we got sponsored by Nike.
They gave us cleats.
Wow.
I'm so jealous.
Sponsored by Nike.
It's because they're in Bull Heights.
It's everything.
At the day.
Boy Heights.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yesterday we're talking to Garfield High.
I don't know if you heard them.
They were in here and they had a lot to stay.
Yeah, we heard the little puppies.
Oh, a little puppies.
Okay, one thing that they did say, because I'm like,
hey, everyone has Edgar cuts.
It's the thing.
Here, he los veal, that man.
But they're like, we aren't edgars.
They put their hoodies on.
We saw it already.
They put their hoodies on.
It's too late.
But they were like, they're like, we aren't edgars.
That's Roosevelt.
That's from Ball Heights.
And I'm like, wait, wait.
Now we're in discrediting who has the Edgar cuts or who doesn't.
Do you guys own it?
Nah, no.
Oh, my.
Nothing wrong with it.
There's nothing wrong with it.
Okay, no, but you guys are feeling great.
The football games today, how ready are you guys to play tonight?
Talk to me.
We're ready, we're ready.
It's so cute.
I love it.
Hey, moms, you go through this all the time.
I'm like, how was school?
It was good.
It was good.
Yeah, yeah.
So what are you doing school today?
I went to school.
I played.
I'm a football player, mom.
Like, yeah.
So yesterday we had Garfield here, and I asked them, like, do you think it's going to be a competitive
game?
And they didn't think so.
thought they were going to like skunk you guys
yeah it's because they look at our record
four and five but we're coming out to fight
I love it okay look check this out I'm not gonna lie
Roosevelt has so many people that are rooting for them
and I saw it last year was my first classic when we were at the Coliseum
you guys are stacked Roosevelt comes to represent and I was like dude
Angie was asking Angie's room of the OC
like she was telling us I don't understand
why so many people are so invested in this game
but like the moms can attest this goes back
years. You guys probably went to Roosevelt, had some beef with Garfield High, and it just, do you guys
feel the pressure of that? Like, wow, this has been a beef for 88 years? Like, this is the 88th year
that's going down. How do you guys feel like, or are you happy? Like, no, we got it this time.
I feel like we're more excited, but sometimes there's a little pressure because we're representing
our community and all the tradition from all the past players before us. And we don't practice
all this time just to lose. We're coming out tonight to represent our.
tradition and family.
Last year was a fluke.
Yeah.
Last year,
last year Garfield won.
Roosevelt has won more games.
Or how has it been?
Is it matched up?
It's like a two-game difference.
So who's winning right now?
Garfield?
Garfield by two.
That's what they're like,
please don't bring that stat up.
But y'all are ready to catch up.
Yeah, yeah.
Eventually.
Okay.
I love you guys so much.
Are you guys juniors, seniors?
Where are we at?
We're all seniors.
You're all seniors?
Final year.
This is your final year to really, like, get it in.
You don't want to have your senior year be a senior year that you take the L.
No, no.
No.
See how it's hard.
See, choose the side now.
No, the thing is that I've seen how much, like, let's he said, how much support you guys have Roosevelt.
Because I just posted the picture yesterday.
I didn't say, like, you know, this is my team or whatever.
But I just get a bunch of DMs like, no, Roosevelt.
Roosevelt going to take it.
And I was just like, damn, it's serious.
It's really serious.
the record, Boy Heights and East L.A.
Not the same thing.
No.
No.
He's like, if you want to offend somebody from East L.A.
or Boa Heights, just say they're from the other one.
Aren't you all the same thing?
You're just like separated by a bridge or a Pino or what?
Who takes, who takes Cinco Ponce?
Taco Place.
Who takes that?
Is it East L.A. or is it Boah Heights?
It's Boah Heights?
They said it's East L.A.
Oh, no.
Winner.
Winner gets Cinco Puton?
No.
All right, so you guys are having an incredible time.
I know this is senior year.
This feels good for you guys.
It's going to happen at ELEC tonight.
What do you have to say to everybody that's going to come through tonight?
And bet on Roosevelt, because not like that, not putting money because that's legal.
But like bet on you guys and root for you guys that are coming out to support.
I know you guys are in just the players.
A lot of it is the people behind you.
It's your family.
It's your parents.
It's your teachers.
It's the cheer squad.
A lot of people are like ready to see you guys go out there and win.
What do you have to say to them?
I gotta say like come out last year we lost but this year we're looking a win and put those puppies back in the cage.
I like how you guys keep probably than puppies.
Are you okay with his mom?
This is what you raised.
Let them.
All right.
All right.
Look, I have a question.
So yesterday when Garfield was in here, they were talking about how they already have a party set up.
They're going to go to one of the homies' house.
What are you guys going to do to celebrate when you win?
We don't, we don't, I don't know.
Tuts his house.
Oh, that's a
Don't ask you.
I don't know.
Damn!
Damn!
Takeover?
That's so tight.
That's so tight.
I love it.
I hope you guys the best.
You know, last year I was able to go see and I just see the energy.
I come from, like, Glendo High, Glenno and Hoover, they had a beef.
It was like this beef because we both sucked.
But you guys actually have a beautiful rivalry that's going to last year or a whole.
life. Just like you guys are players, sooner or later, you guys are going to have children
that are going to be end up playing and you guys are going to be in the stands.
So I think that's a beautiful thing to keep the legacy going.
So shout out to all my players in here.
That's all my Eggers in here.
Check your catalytic converters now, everybody.
I'm kidding.
What's been the most fun thing about school and about this week for you guys?
Not going to school?
Not going to school, yeah.
Not going to school activities that we got.
Football players get the best.
Wait, why are you missing school?
Because they're football players.
better than everybody. Duh.
But practice is after.
Yeah, we go to practice.
Yeah.
But that's after school.
No, look, they're doing media.
Yeah.
They're busy and bug.
They got to get jail for their hair.
Gotcha.
Do you still put gel in your hair?
Is it jail?
Yeah.
Like, see.
No.
If it's not an Edgar, what is it?
An Isaiah?
It's a messy haircut.
It's a messy hair cut.
It's a no jeezing.
It's a no jeezing.
All right.
Do you have any last words for your opponents that are
listening to?
for tonight.
We'll see you later on at 735.
Get ready to fight because we're coming out.
You're so cute.
They're so cute.
And fight on the field, please.
Not outside on the stands, please.
Yeah, not on the bleachers.
No, not the bleachers.
Let's shout out the team that's here because you guys came here just to be quiet.
What's everybody's name in the back?
We got Amichli.
Come on, Mijito.
Come on, Alfonso.
Chris.
They're so cute.
You guys.
Tutsu.
Sessi.
My mom, Yolanda.
Hey, Yolanda.
I'm Isaiah, Ponce deion.
Yes.
Isaac.
Isaac.
Do you guys have a chant?
You know how, like, before you go out in the field,
I think you guys had that last year.
Like, do you guys say something like about Rough Riders
and just, like, going down the field?
Do we have that that we could do with you?
We got our rider clap.
Come on.
Oh, what is it?
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Here we go.
Well, ready?
Five, six, seven.
They're not cheering.
Do you know
Meach
Meach good
You do it Meach
Yeah
I'll start out
Go ahead
Hey
Let's go
Rock Fighters
Thank you for coming
The Roosevelt mom's almost jummy
No
Why?
I just ran in here
Like Vick and all them
They're still outside
Taking pictures with the Rock Fighters
And they were like
Hey Leti
We saw you being homies
With Garfield
They told me that
Oh
And then they said
Hey Lettie
Who saw you gonna be on tonight
and then I was like oh my god.
They're pressing you.
Oh my God, I got to go.
No, come back here.
They're pressing you.
Yes, and you saw Tutu?
You saw how big she-way she did her?
You're not, definitely.
They go to party her house.
You're definitely not invited to her house to that party.
No.
Garfield, be nice to her.
I know.
They brought the moms yesterday.
Garfield didn't bring the moms.
No, they brought the cheerleaders.
They brought the cheerleaders.
And they even made a chant for us.
But today, the moms are like, no.
The cheerleaders staying back.
We're the women that got to talk to this lady.
We're the real cheerier.
Yeah.
You're right.
They were reclamandum, I was so sad.
But I respect it.
Yeah.
Because it could have been fake.
And they could have been like, yeah, nice to see you, Latte.
They're like, hey, Latte, we remember what you did?
All right.
Letty.
Let's go cold dogs.
Okay.
Angie, let's get.
They kept calling the puppy, so I don't know.
But they do have the cooler song, Roosevelt.
We all know that, Angie.
I didn't know that.
I'm learning, letty.
Okay.
Somrasella that time.
Hey, hey, what are you doing over there?
I'm just scared.
Sambrasala.
With that.
Avic, wasn't it true that they try to beat me up right now?
Yeah, Latte almost got jumped.
Yeah, you didn't do anything?
No, I didn't run.
No, she ran.
She ran really fast.
Yeah, I'm gonna run her.
She ran.
She's a runner. She's a track star.
And then you know what they said?
They said that Lettis not welcoming Boa Heights.
And they said, Boy Heights don't run.
And then I was like, you guys.
They lose.
I was thinking I'm like, you guys don't know Stephen.
Yeah.
He'll make the, he prints out the passes.
My guy, sci-fi right here is from Boah Heights.
Yeah, he's got you.
He's got you.
I can go to a horseshoe breeze, bro.
It's real.
It's really.
It's very real.
And you guys stayed there.
No one back in.
Oh my God.
It's what hurt?
They're coming in.
Hey, I can't go to Boy Heights anymore.
Listen.
I can't go to Bull Heights?
No, yeah.
You know.
Oh, that's not what we heard.
That's not what we heard.
That's not what they was saying.
All right.
You guys were in a jump back?
You're going for Roosevelt?
I think he's going for Roosevelt.
Do it.
He's part of the empty tank boys.
Hey!
Hey!
That was Maximo.
They just initiated Maximo into the empty tank boys.
What does that mean?
Yeah, what is that?
That's their little crew.
Oh, that's the Roosevelt football team's crew.
All right.
Sorry, we got to talk about this.
We got to recap because we had a bunch of football players in here,
both yesterday and today.
It's the East L.A. classic, huge out here in these streets.
East L.A. and Boisheyes,
they just figure out ways to beef with each other.
And football is another one.
Yeah.
And so the teleclassics is going down tonight.
And we talked to Garfield yesterday.
And Garfield won last year.
And that's why Roosevelt, when they're in here, they're like, it was a fluke.
They're not going to win.
They're pretty pissed on.
Yeah, they're really mad.
They don't even have any, like, yeah.
They're not trying to play.
They're not trying to, like, like, what?
Just take us to the field.
Yeah.
Let us loose there.
On the puppies, they were saying the puppies.
They said they were going to put the puppies back in their cage.
Shee.
Okay.
So then out there, I was telling Los Angeles how the mom's
try to beat me up and you guys didn't do anything about it.
Oh, I'm to take boys.
He's on the other side.
Oh, I have the worst friends.
You do.
What's the point of having guys if they don't protect the girls?
Just saying, you too.
What do you mean?
I didn't even see you else on the other side.
They're just laughing.
They're like, oh, no, this is about to get jumped?
Wait, is that why you were running?
Yes.
I thought they were timing your 40-yard down.
Oh, my God.
Maximo.
Don't start.
Watch two.
Let's see who wins.
Let's see who wins.
Because I guess now it's it.
Now it's up.
Yeah, it's not right.
Now you guys are.
You chose sides?
You chose sides?
I'm just married.
Maximo has an empty tank voice stickers.
Yeah, no, you definitely chose sides.
That's the little party crew for the football players.
How many stickers that you get?
I know.
He's part of all the tools now.
He has a rough rider's sticker pack.
He does.
Garfield high.
That is so funny.
Yeah.
I'm going to have to.
So we go to the game.
You're going to wear red?
Yeah.
Yeah, you're going to wear red.
Yeah.
two sides.
He has to wear red
because he says
yablito.
Oh,
red and yellow.
You know why he's
going for Roosevelt
because my mom went
to Roosevelt?
That's fine.
Wow.
I'm going to
Roosevelt?
Your mom is
I know.
The world's energy
just aligned us.
Keep talking.
He's going to be
step daddy very soon.
No, no, no.
No.
He's going to be in like a baby boy.
I'm step brother.
I'm a step brother.
I'm an adopted brother.
The Melvin.
Yeah.
You better cheer.
I want to move out for this.
You're the one that's up.
Maximo, aka Melvin.
Making well with the winnie's in your kitchen.
I just won the refrigerator.
That's it.
We're going to have nine now.
Nine words.
I mean, something.
You guys are doing a lot of inside jokes and I appreciate it.
It's because Irene has eight bridges at home.
Yeah.
Yes.
And she'll have nine.
Maximil said she bought that at nine.
Hey.
What do you mean by that?
Irene has a dad from East L.A.
Yeah, we're homeless.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
He's a construction worker.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you're going to.
All right.
All right.
Shout out to Garfield.
Yes.
That's it.
No.
No.
Shout to them.
Boys, man.
They came out.
They woke up early to have fly sweaters.
Yeah.
Sponsored by Nike.
That's so,
I'm so jealous about that sponsorship.
For real.
Should have bit me.
Well,
I just get everything.
Shout to all those young law-abiding citizens.
Yes, yes.
They're in denial.
They're in denial about the cut.
Yeah, they are.
We'll let them slide.
Okay.
Right, Angie, we actually have somrasala today.
We do, you guys.
Let me restart Somersala.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey, Amber. Sambra Sala with Angie.
Okay, don't hate me because it's going to get creepy again.
I know, I know.
I know.
I'm like running around.
And it's like cloudy outside a little bit out here.
I know.
We already got no sleep yesterday.
I know.
But blame this basketball player, Javeo.
Javelle.
Thank you.
I look at Maximum so you can correct me now.
Don't look at him.
You saw his jump shot.
Look at me next time.
You've seen his kid.
Look at Daddy next time.
That's what it sounded like.
That's creepy, oh, man.
No, but McGee says that he has a story where he forgot to lock his bedroom door and he woke up to someone watching him.
No.
Yeah.
So call it a spirit.
Call it a ghost.
you guys be the judge okay i'm gonna tell you the story what happened yeah and so mcgee was talking
about how like early in his career when he was like in college he was playing college um basketball
he was on a road trip with the team to a small city somewhere like in sacramento for a game right
okay and so they get to their hotel him and his teammates they're like in different rooms it's like
two per room or something like that right they settle in and his teammates and him are like
they're trying to figure out like what to do like to have fun right so they decided to play this game
High Thai. And so how, sorry, it's
high die. And so high tide is pretty much
like you roll the dice and whoever
rolls the highest wins the money. It's pretty simple straight to the point.
Right? I thought this was like a spiritual game.
Yeah, me too. I was like, hold on, I'm never good.
They decided play, what is it? Light is a feather stiff as a board.
You never play that one? No. We can play that right now. What is it?
Is it scary? One of you lays down
and then the rest of us put two fingers under you.
Might be careful where Vic puts the two fingers.
But.
Yeah, bro.
Hey, this doesn't come from nothing, okay?
Everyone puts two fingers.
Okay.
And then under you, and then everyone says, light is a feather, stiff, as a board,
and then we cannot pick you up with our two fingers.
Yeah, I've never heard of that.
Yeah, shut up.
Shut up.
I'm not the only one that knows about this.
I never heard of that.
Shut up.
I've never heard.
Let's the, you're the one that showed us smokers with snickers.
Oh, yeah.
What school was this again?
I don't want to share anymore.
All right.
First, like, I jump, then my own cruise climb me.
We're now, we're just, you're showing us things.
Go, absolutely, you guys.
All right, so he's playing, they're all playing high diet.
It's a rolling.
It's a rolling dice game.
And so he's like, he's up.
He's filling himself because he's like, he's up like $50, $60 because they're like playing by a dollar a game.
Yeah.
And so it starts to get late at night.
And so they all leave their deadlocks on just because at that time, they don't have keys to everyone's doors, right?
So to go in and out, they leave it open like that.
Oh, yeah.
It gets late.
They stop playing.
So each of them goes back to their room.
And so then McGee, he goes back to his room.
But his roommate, he's already in there.
He's asleep because he didn't even go out to play.
Nice.
And so McGee, he forgets to take off the deadlock, right?
And he just knocks out with the door open.
And then when he wakes up, it's like the middle of the night.
And he wakes up to his roommate screaming, saying, hey, hey, get out, get out.
And so McGee's like, he's half asleep.
But he's like vaguely hearing.
this he's like he's like half asleep half awake but he's like you know what am i sleeping am i dreaming
i don't know but then he wakes up he looks at his friend and this is what his friend says
so i wake up and i look i look at him first and then i look in front of us and there's nothing there
then i hear the door hit the dead boat so i'm like okay it can't be lying i just heard the
deadlock so somebody definitely was in here i just didn't visually see them
So he wakes up, but he doesn't see anyone, right?
But he hears the doorstep.
So he's like, I know something was in here.
So he looks at his friend and he asks his friend like, dude, what happened?
What happened?
So I asked him like, what do you mean?
Somebody was in here?
Who was in here?
What happened?
He said, when you woke up, he felt something looking at him when he was sleep,
which is the only reason why he woke up.
So when he woke up, he said he's an older white guy, white hair in a trench coat,
standing in front of our beds, like in the middle, and just standing there, standing at us.
Dude.
No.
Till this day, they don't know who that was.
Like, if it was a ghost, it was just one of his teammates.
Okay, that falls to blame.
Why?
Because if you saw it, this was sleeping.
Yeah, but that's why the friend woke up and he was saying like, hey, get out, get out.
And then the guy or the spirit, the ghost, whatever you guys want to call it, he just left.
And that's when Leguie woke up.
And he was confused, like, okay, I know there was somebody in here, but I didn't see it.
but his friend saw it.
So that's why they're saying
Was it a spirit?
Was it a ghost?
Because they never found him.
I can't call it.
Wow.
Yeah.
They never found it.
And it's all because
McGee left his door unlocked,
opened.
Oh, you're trying to scare us
into locking our doors.
Yes, you guys.
No more locked doors.
No more locked doors.
Yeah.
Okay, so he was,
so he left the dead bolt, right?
Yeah.
The thing that like the little chain.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Like the dead lock from stopping it from getting close.
Yeah, but the bottom was it.
So it'll crack open a little.
little bit.
Yeah.
Basically.
And that's what was like opening.
That's what opened.
That's how they found or the teammate found somebody inside the room just
watching them sleep.
Oh,
in the middle of the night.
That's so creepy.
Yeah.
Well, what's that?
That's true.
Casper did.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's like a main thing.
He just walked through the door.
What's even scary is if it's a real person, not even a spirit or.
Yeah.
What if it was just like a weird neighbor that just.
Well, there were in a hotel.
Yeah.
There were in a hotel.
Yeah.
his roommate woke up screaming saying get out get out get out but they never found the guy
hotels can be so creepy yeah you know especially like if if we find what hotel that was and it's
probably like a whole backstory to it somebody told me they're going in the cecil hotel the other
day and i was like no way why because they're from san diego they're like yeah we're gonna go check
it out i'm like dude i seen one documentary i don't want to get within a hundred yeah
the heat of that i mean i believe it because my cousin went she took her mom to a hotel
and they stayed in catalina islands
and they said that at night they would start getting like a cigarette smell come to them and that someone kept knocking and when they would open like no one was there it was like quiet so then they said that someone was tugging the doorknob and they couldn't sleep so the whole night that they were like had like things as like to use as weapons and they were by the door oh my so they didn't sleep they didn't sleep and then when they went downstairs someone was like to tell the the clerk someone was a different person staying there was telling them hey someone was tugging him like
door like making noises last night.
Wow.
And then like they Googled it and it was like a haunted hotel.
Oh like somebody passed away there.
Documented.
Haunted hotel.
This is a.
Ontario if you know what song I'm going to sing.
Oh, man.
Big stunts.
Oh.
That we forgot.
That we forgot about that.
Hello, big, big stunts.
Stephen?
Stephen.
You tell me about big stunts coming up.
We're going to get even, Stephen.
Okay, Ben, Stephen.
Hilarious.
Angie, inside Somrasala, you're telling us about a basketball player.
Javel McGee.
Javel McGee.
Former Laker world champion.
Yeah.
Damn.
I thought he only played for the Sacramento Kings.
This is why I lead the sports to you guys.
Three championships, surprisingly.
Wow.
He doesn't win the Warriors.
One with the Warriors.
It's because of what happened to him in that hotel room.
Maybe.
Yeah.
And what happened to him, I mean?
Yeah, you guys.
So he was saying that in the hotel room, he was sharing rooms like with another teammate, right?
And he fell asleep with the door open.
but then when he woke up,
there was, like, his teammate woke him up, screaming, like, get out, get out.
And then when McGee woke up, there was nobody there,
but he just heard somebody, like, slammed the door.
Get out of the room.
Yeah, getting out of the room.
So he woke up to his teammate, like, yelling at someone.
Yeah, yelling at someone at the middle of the night,
and McGee was just, like, lost asking him, like, what's going on, you guys, what's
going on?
What happened?
So I asked him, like, what do you mean?
Somebody was in here?
Who was in here?
What happened?
He said, when you woke up,
He felt something looking at him when he was sleep, which is the only reason why he woke up.
So when he woke up, he said he's an older white guy with white hair in a trench coat standing in front of our beds, like in the middle and just standing there, staring at us.
That's probably his coach.
No.
To this day, they don't know who that was.
Was that a spirit?
Was that a ghost?
Who was it?
But never, never go to sleep with your door open, you guys.
Lock them.
Yeah, please don't do that.
In general.
vulnerable to do.
I remember when time I was at a hotel room
and this is going to be something else you guys don't know about
because clearly I have some deep cut inside jokes.
By the way, a lot of people are telling us that we should do
a lot as a feather step as a board because it's not fair
that none of you know what that is.
Clearly none of you guys saw that one movie of the craft.
Yeah.
My brother texted me.
He said, the craft.
Yeah, he knew.
The crap.
Oh, it's like a witchy movie.
Yeah.
Okay.
We're doing it.
Oh, no.
No.
I will pass.
I'll watch.
I'll watch.
I'm the son of God.
So who am I going to do it with?
I need multiple people.
Steven.
Yeah.
That's it.
Thank you, Irene.
I need more people than that.
We need someone to sit down and we need other people with their two fingers.
Vic, you're using your fingers for good, okay?
This time.
You guys can't lift me up or I'm too thick.
We'll do it on you.
I'll try.
Okay.
Because I don't know what your fingers are something.
No.
All right.
Yeah.
But one time I was at a hotel when I was little.
And they had told me in school the story about the belly button man.
Have they told you guys about the belly button man?
No.
See?
What?
What is going on in my life?
The guy from the swatmy?
No.
The belly button.
What did that?
It was.
Oh, that's crazy.
No, the belly button man.
So apparently if you didn't, if you slept with your covers off or like you didn't
sleep under the covers or stayed under the covers, there was a belly button man that steals
belly buttons.
Right?
Yes, I know.
I was so afraid of this fool that I would go to sleep and sweating.
Like, it's hot and I had the co-be.
You know the coihas.
The San Marcos vibe.
And I'm sweating, but I can't like take it off because the belly.
button man's going to take me.
I could have sworn in a hotel room.
I was under the covers, but my sister wasn't.
And I'm like, oh my God, he's coming for her.
Maybe I could just watch.
Maybe I could just watch it go down.
And I could have sworn, yeah, I stayed up, like, looking for that fool.
And I could have sworn that at one point I heard, like little, like little pitter-patter's
because he would be little if he steals belly money, he's probably little.
True.
Yeah, exactly.
That creepier.
That's what I imagine.
No, even smaller.
Like probably the size
If he steals belly buttons
Yeah
Probably like Duende vibes
Yeah
I was looking for that in the hotel room
And you didn't tell anything to Monica
Like a cover up?
She's late
She's late
She didn't try to cover it
I wanted to see if it was true
Oh my god
But I also didn't want to see if it was true
On me
Sorry my sister
I love you
You sacrifice?
I didn't sacrifice her
It's her
Just her belly button
Yeah
She's still here
It's just like an animal planet
And when they can't save anyone
They're just like
They're watching
The animal's going to
Cycle of Life
Cycle of Life
But it used to say
That's not true
Don't let them
Don't let them scare you into that one.
No, not the belly.
I've never heard of the belly button.
Okay.
Well, I'll just stop sharing stories.
Irene, yes.
Who else we got on the line?
We have Eric from Bell Gardens on line one.
Eric, good morning, Eric.
Good morning, good morning, Brumbeg.
Good morning, Eric.
Eric, have you had a hotel paranormal activity?
Yeah, yeah, so trip out on this.
It's actually in Catalina as well.
And it hasn't been in one of the hotels.
It's been on boats.
It's been on boats?
On boats?
Or both the hotels?
No, no, both.
Both, like both of the hotels.
So I stayed on Mount Ada.
And right there, I just thought somebody watching me when I was sleeping.
And I woke up and then I looked to the far end of the room.
There was a chair right there.
I swear there was some old lady rocking a baby.
Oh, my gosh.
I just went back to sleep.
Why? You didn't start praying or anything? Cry?
Nah, I was just like, man, fuck, F this. I don't got time for it and went back to bed.
I don't have time for this.
Did you tell anyone when you woke up in the morning?
Yeah, but, I mean, there's a morning already, so the ghost don't come out.
No, but like...
That is crazy logic. That's what it's right.
They're confused the morning
Yeah, they were graveyard
They were graveyard
Oh, I get it
No, but like you didn't tell anyone
Like hey, this happened to me
Oh yeah
I put my best friend
But she didn't care
You get me
We're like, eh, it's just a ghost
As long as they don't do nothing to me
We don't care
Oh, wow, you guys are not afraid of ghosts then
Neither of you
I like how you're in good spirits
Not really
Yeah
Hey your best friend
Was you or different room?
Yeah
Same bed, same everything.
But that's your best friend?
Same bed and everything.
Yeah, yeah.
Like we...
Okay.
Not like that.
Not like that.
Not like that.
Why not like that?
What's up with guys?
You guys have friends that you'll literally go to a hotel room with and sleep in the same bed with.
And that's just your friend?
Best friend.
Yeah, yeah.
Because, I mean, we don't do nothing.
Exactly.
Oh my God.
That's a strictly friend, you get me?
No.
You don't get you.
you sharing hotel rooms with your best friend and beds
hey it's cheaper than
buying two
same money bro
I mean I'm not I'm not gonna spend all day in the hotel
it's just for me to go to bed and
during the day I go through the activities
that goes with your abulita judging you
like see and show you like I need
I need grandkids here you are
sharing a bed in a hotel room
with this best friend
right you should have played light as a feather
stiff as a board
you should have got stiff as a board
All right, Irene, who else got on the line?
Did we have Brian from Bakersfield on line three?
Brian, good morning, Brian.
Good morning, good morning, Brown.
How's up, Brian?
Brian, talk to us about your paranormal activity at a hotel room.
Okay, so I was doing a tour at the Queen Mary.
Oh, so it was the paranormal tour.
We're walking around, and we passed a room that's haunted.
They said one of the rooms haunted.
It's like 43B or something like that.
So the group went on and I stayed behind us because there's the room right there.
So me and mischievous all into that stuff.
I walked in that little area where the two rooms are.
I'm knocking the door.
Put my ear to it and then someone or something knocked back.
My heart just dropped to the floor.
Oh, no.
Got the chills out of the group.
Yeah.
Did you, did anyone tell you like, hey, you wanted that?
You kind of called it to yourself.
It's like us talking about scary stuff and then we can't sleep.
Yeah.
It's like you're doing it to yourself.
You're calling it to you.
yeah i definitely i definitely cause myself i mean i'm i'm all about that stuff you know
paranormal stuff UFOs alien stuff yeah you know you like to coast a m george noree
okay he's he's going full on yeah he's going full on tin hat everything oh my god
george norie who's that i mean of nore yeah all right i read who else we got we have joe from lincoln heights
on line too joe boom bad oh my god oh my he's scared me
me. Why you scare me?
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Joe, what happened at the hotel?
Okay, so check it out.
It is in the hotel.
It's an apartment that I grew up in.
Okay.
So, long story short, we found out by our security guard that he would see a little girl in our playground from time to time.
And, you know, it would be late at night because the playground closes at 10 o'clock.
That's our curfew.
So everybody has to be inside by 10 o'clock.
So one time, me and my Tio, we went to my other Tio's house, and he lives in the same apartment complex.
So we went to his building, and we're hanging out, you know, we're having a good time.
It got late.
I was walking towards the kitchen.
And as I walked towards the kitchen, I decided to open up the window.
And as I opened the blinds, I see a girl, and she's leaning over the balcony.
As she looks right at me and she smiles.
I smiled back, you know, I said hello, and my friend goes, who are you talking to?
And I go, I think I'm talking to your neighbor.
and he goes my neighbor, I go, yeah, she's right here.
And I open the blinds, I go, look, and she's not there.
And so, mind you, our doors are super, super heavy.
You know, so if we open and we release it, that door will slam shut instantly,
and it was slam hard.
And so we didn't hear no door slam.
We didn't hear nobody running down the balcony.
We didn't hear nobody running down the stairs.
So I ran out, my other deal ran out, he ran down the balcony to see if you've seen anybody.
I ran down the stairs.
there's nobody there.
So then we go back inside.
I get my dish and I'm taking it to the kitchen.
As I'm taking it to the kitchen,
I'm about to walk right into the kitchen, okay?
The cabinets open, they fling open
and the dishes fall right in front of me.
So we freaked out.
I picked up the dishes, you know,
we put everything away, whatever,
and I was like, to my other thing,
you know what?
Walk me home.
So we're walking to my house.
I'm walking down the stairs in the playground
because I live right in front of the playground.
So we're walking down.
the stairs and we're chipping out about what happened. And as we're walking down the stairs,
me, him still quiet for maybe like five to ten seconds. We're quiet. And then out of nowhere,
we just start hearing a little girl laugh. And again, this is late at night. So me and him
looked at each other. We took off running. I go upstairs to my house. I'm not only one home,
though, because my mom was with her boyfriend at the time at his family's house with all my
siblings. So it was only me. I unlocked the door. As soon as I open it, I told my uncle that
Hey, man, like, you got to step inside there first, man.
I ain't going to go in there.
So we opened the door.
As soon as we open the door, I hear giggling, a little girl laughing.
And so I freaked out.
I shut the door.
I waited for my mom to come home.
Sure enough, my mom showed up.
I told her what happened.
Instantly, my mom believed me, you know, because those apartments,
everybody sees things and all that stuff.
And so I want to say maybe like the next day or a few days after that,
I was going to go throughout the trash.
And I seen a little girl sitting outside in the playground.
And I'm thinking to myself like, it's late.
You know what I mean?
Like, why is this little girl out here by herself?
So I'm walking down the stairs to throw up the trash.
And she looks at me.
The little girl looks at me.
And she says, hi.
And I looked and I go, hello.
So I'm walking down the stairs.
And I go, you know, it's pretty late.
You shouldn't be outside.
And so as I'm going up the stairs to go towards her to the slide, the little girl's not there.
So I'm looking around.
And there's only two ways to be able to be able to stay.
Why do you stay talking to this little girl if you know she's a ghost?
Yeah.
Was she cute?
Were you trying to get on her?
I didn't know she was a ghost.
That's the thing.
I didn't know she was a ghost.
You knew from the moment she wasn't there at the thing that she was a ghost, bro.
At that time, when I see she wasn't there, that's when I was like, no way.
The ghost ghost did you.
She goes to you.
And you've been looking for her ever since.
Hey, keep here.
We're going to find your little Casper girlfriend, okay?
Maybe she was just a girl.
I was like, dude, I like playing with him.
Yeah.
Maybe she just ran really fast like Letty.
He's making fun of you.
You ran fast.
Hey, Garfield Bulldogs.
What's up?
Come in me outside.
We're on.
Oh, I know.
