Brown Bag Mornings - Brown Bag Mornings Ep.89 (10/30/23)

Episode Date: October 30, 2023

Brown Bag Mornings gets blown off track with Santa Ana Wind innuendos. Find out who else other than humans copes with alcohol to cope with getting rejected and help the homegirl! She may have hit the lottery and have a child star on her hands, but her husband won't let that star shine.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It's like this is Be Real from Cyprus Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Look with the wind brought in. Yes. Us. Angelica. I'm right here, you guys, all the way from San Antonio.

What does Wodeh tell you every time that you come to my house? Exactly what you just said. Look with the Sanana's blueprint. But today it's real because apparently we are in a very high-risk warning of wildfires because of the Santa Ana. wins and it's not going to stop until later on tonight just so everybody knows what does this affect um this definitely affects streets that are closer kind of to mountain area zones that are very tight in the streets yeah because should there be a fire firefighters cannot get through oh because

of the way that you're parked if you are legally parked you are going to get legally towed okay so don't say i didn't warn you streets that are marked as no parking on red flag days and streets It's parked as no parking anytime. Don't do it. Don't try it. I know sometimes, I know we're us. I know that no parking anytime. Feels very, oh, wow, it's okay.

It's a little bit of any time right now. They don't even work Saturday mornings. Today's not any time. Stop it. For real. Well, today is Monday, you guys. Do not park there. Okay.

Don't park there. This is a red flag day if you didn't know. Yeah, what makes it a red flag day? Because it's windy. Well, it's windy and the wind when there's fire. So we have. have wildfires period, right? Yeah.

It's going to be dry because it's L.A. in October. You know how we are. It's hot. It's going to be really hot today. And then very chilly nights, by the way. So just get ready. That's a recipe for disaster.

Disaster. Is it? Yeah. Because you're hot and you're cold. That's a thing you're. No. But as it relates to wildfires, if a fire were to start because of the winds, these Santa Ana's that you guys blew in over here, Angie.

Yeah. It travels really fast. Yeah. So where they could probably. contain a fire usually like in a couple hours because of the wind that stuff is going to be flying so what you're saying is that yesterday was not the santa anna winds because yesterday was windy yeah today yesterday today and a little bit of tomorrow so it's going to get worse no to thank goodness yesterday was the worst of it okay i'm not going to lie when i was little the wind used to scare me

to when you were little yesterday not yesterday but you're little okay the trigger the memory Maximo, was the wind of the Diablo or what? No, I just thought the tree was going to fall in my house. They're all trees. They are old trees. It's okay, Maximo, because I get you, because the sound of wind can be like whistily and scary. Yeah. That's how I woke up yesterday.

Yeah. I thought it was rain. I'm like, oh, my God, what is this? Is this a nightmare? Because I've been, I told, Maximo, I've been having, like, nightmares. That was scary. Oh, Bebecita. Yeah, you ever hear that outside?

your window you're just like what is that yeah yeah you're like oh my now I'm just thinking like now now I'm just thinking like man I just watch my car's all dusty now that's what you see yeah I'm scared of nothing driving and the wind kind of tips you oh my gosh oh oh the way to Palm Springs that's the worst you're in one lane and then all of a sudden you're another you're like whoa I didn't do that yeah that I felt I thought would be a ghost oh oh just push you a little way that it pushes you but it turned out to be the wind that's just the wind and it feels worse when you're driving like a little car That's what you feel like

You get bullied You get bullied by the wind Woo! Oh, all right. Next lane. All right, I guess I wanted to turn. Not going to lie on my way here. Yeah.

I veered a little bit and then the other driver next to me put his lights on. It wasn't because the window was because I'm me. I want to say what was distracting me but I was distracted. And it put its high beams on

and I feel like it didn't yonk at me, honk at me. Yonk? I like that word. It didn't honk at me because I think it thought, oh, it's the Santa Ana's. It wasn't the San Anas. It wasn't. It was nuts.

It's like in Mercury Retrogate when you're just late and you can just blame it on Mercury? Just blame it all the woods today. It was, it wasn't. It would be it a little bit. It was the wins. I always tell people when you do that, just change lanes and put your flicker on. Yeah, exactly. That way it looks like, oh, why did I do this?

You get stopped today because you were changing lanes all weird. Blame it on the winds. It was the wins, officer. Oh, Santa Ana. Yeah. We're the red flag warning. I like that. I was just a support.

It's a surprise is you. I like that we have Red Flag Day, though. Yeah, it's cool. Not even usually. We've made it into, that's a red flag. That's a red flag. This is an actual red flag day. And as it pertains to Los Angeles,

it's when we're at high risk of wildfires. Let me tell you again, if you are on streets that are very narrow and tight curves, you know, if it's not clear from vehicles, like if there's no, if it's not clear of vehicles, it turned into a choking. point. Who created these turns?

I don't know. The fire department. Who did this stupid sexy writing? Who are they? Why is it so hot? Okay. Well, the firemen can't ram their cars through these choice points. So, just so you know, if you're parked in these red flag zones, you will get

to hold for not allowing these fire department cars. I'm trying not to make any references. Just saying, man. That would be gross. It was a writer. It's not even on you. It literally said this. Very narrow roads, tight curse would create a choke point.

You don't want to create a choke point. That's what it said. You got to let the hose through. Oh, my God. Just don't park on the no parking anytime. Yeah. All right. Okay.

We always feel like it's a good time to park in the no parking anytime. Never a good time. Careful where you back that thing up. Shout out to Sananas. And by the way, I had to Google why it's called Sananas. Apparently, they start there. So they start in San Anna because we're very far from Sanana. But they start in like some canyon over there, Angie.

Oh, that makes sense. Is it like the mountains in Irvine and then like maybe the wind goes through? Some kind of Santa Ana Canyon. And then it starts cool over there because you guys are about the water. Everything's cool. But by the time it comes over here, it's all hot. It's chilly. Hot breath.

Hot breath. Yeah. All right. There you go. I'm so sad for you that you were scared of this animal. Yeah, well, I would go into the pillow. Oh, cover my head. All this time, when he acts up, I'm going to start playing wind noises.

I'm not scared now. I'll square up with the wind. Oh, you're losing. Come on. I'm going to throw dust in my eye. Pimp. Or pimp. B-I-M-M-B.

Simps, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip. Sim, chimp, chimp, chimp, sim, chimp, sim. Simper a treat. A good one. Well, guess what? Today, we're going to nominate a fruit fly. A fruit fly? What?

A fruit? Fruit. A fruit. Fruit. Fluta. Fly. A fruta fly. Say fruit fly in Spanish.

Fruit a fly. I think so. Wait, how is it? How is that a sim? Yeah, yeah. I thought only humans could be sims. True. That's what I thought to.

So researchers have discovered that fruit flies turn to alcohol when they're rejected from sexual activity. Wow. Oh, he just like me. He just like me for real. I'm a fruit fly. What? What? Yes.

What's their alcohol? Our alcohol? Are alcohol? Are they sneaking to our patrol models or what? I knew it. I didn't even know they can consume alcohol. I didn't either. And it says that they consume four times more than their other male counterparts that are active.

Wow. All of them are drunks. Whoa. Yeah. So they all drink, but just when they've been rejected, they drink more. Four times. That sounds like a friend of mine for sure. That makes a lot of sense why they're always at the carnasada flying around.

Yes. They're looking for the models. Here we are things that are trying to get on the food. And it's like, nope, where's the alcohol? Where's it at? I know you're having somewhere. Right. All the ones at the functions are the sad ones.

Oh, just like me. Just like that. Why is this so relatable, how big? It's literally so relatable. It's really, really. And it makes sense why, like, so they come and like drink the alcohol, right? Because one time I was like, dude, who drank all this alcohol? And I didn't remember who did it.

So it was probably the fruit fly. The fruit flies. Yeah. The fruit flies. It wasn't me. Okay. this is my thing researcher said right

so that means they literally sat a bunch of flies and we're just watching them and like oh look that one's good just got rejected what is he going to do what is he going to do he's going to go drink he went to the fly bar the fly bar he went to dragon fly

they had to legit facts they had to legit watch them why and then how do you get rejected like how do they I don't want to Google how to flies do it but then my girls go get crazy but how do flies do it Flying. Like flying.

They stack on each other. Yeah, while they're flying. Oh, I've seen that happen on My Karnasada before. Oh, okay. That's gross. So the flies, they fly on top of each other. They do those synchronized flying. So when they're rejected, what happens?

I guess they go and go to the alcohol. Where the drinks at? It just jets to the bar. Wow. What if they're just like us? Like, they hear, they hear bojangles come on. Oh, my gosh. And then the dude gets behind the girl, and then she looks back and she's like,

away from me what if it's just like that and then he hits the bar like oh man I hate my life see my brain is going automatically to fly flies these are the little yeah the tiny little one these are the little baby ones you can't the teenage flies the ones that once you smash them

they just like vanish in the air please don't judge me our gnats and fruit flies the same thing because they look the same that's a good question they're like the same little vibe I think they're the same species but they're not the same Yeah Because fruit flies I remember one time

I left the In my old car I left the banana And I was like Why is there so many Fruit flies in this joint Oh And then when I found it

I was like This makes sense Yeah Not gonna know I can't even judge you Yesterday I was I opened my trunk And I'm like It smells in here

It's gross food And then like I'm taking stuff out And there was chicken nuggets In there Yeah But like a lot of chicken One chicken I would have been Fine

Like a little boxed Chicken nuggets One of the fools by my little kids, they wanted to pretend like they ate their food they just threw it in the bag. Oh, day. And you found it. And I found it. It smelled. Jesus.

Genius. Okay, but back to these fruit flies. That's a very simpy dog. That's super duper scent, but it's just so relatable. Shout out to the fruit flies. I wonder, especially because, like, Loki in jail. And shout out to everyone listen to us in jail. Yeah.

Hold it down. Caldney was to you. One day at a time. Another day, man. Getting closer. Getting closer. But they make alcohol out of like orange. Oranges.

Like the orange peel or stuff like that. I don't know. It can turn into alcohol somehow. Yeah. When like fruit gets fermented, then it becomes alcohol. Something like that. I think they put and I don't know if I might be wrong, but I think they put toothpaste to help it like rot a little bit. You know how toothpaste kind of acidic?

Yeah. I don't know. But I know that in jail they can make stuff to make them feel good. Yeah. And if their fruit flies, they're already like in one ingredient. Yeah. They're already around the fruit. Exactly.

So I'm wondering if they just go more to the rotten fruit that can get you drunk. I want to know how much left the drink to get drunk because they're so tiny. I know. It's like two sips and they're lit like, yeah. Flying out crooked? Listen to me chente? Yeah. He more wet.

He more leon. All right. We got to zip it out of here. Scrolling with the homies. Yeah. Maximo, you were scrolling. Yes, I was. And what did you find?

So I was scrolling over the weekend. And I found this old clip of the legend, rest in peace, Kobe Bryant. And he was in an interview with Patrick Bet, David. And he was talking about... You know who that guy is? Yes. Value taintment, right? Yeah.

That's crazy because I know the exact. the exact interview, I know what is about to happen. I couldn't tell you that fool's name for the life of me. PBD. I just know, I'm like, this dude looks like he sells real estate. Yeah, he does. He does? You had Kobe like in a seminar, right?

Yeah. He had Kobe in a seminar and he was asking Kobe, like just, they were just having a conversation and Kobe shared a secret about his favorite song he used when playing his opponents. Listen. I don't think I've ever said this before. This kind of makes me seem very psychotic, but whatever. I used to play the Halloween theme song over and over and over in my headphones. Pre-game.

Seriously. Seriously. And it was important that it was Michael Myers because the mask itself was void of emotion. Void of emotion. That's not to do with pressure. It has nothing to do with hype. It has nothing to do with camaraderie. It's Stonecold killer.

And I would listen to that song over and over and over. That's when you know you better run because it's going to be a tough night. Yeah. Crazy. That explains so much. That's like the Mamba face that he had no emotion when he wanted to record. Like he wanted to be like like Mike, but like Michael Myers. I know, not that one.

Y'all the whole time he was trying to be like a different mic. Oh my God. Wow. But and even remember when. I was going to say Matt Barnes. It was Matt Barnes. That did the thing with the ball. Yes.

Pump fake to the face. And you just see Kobe, that's what Michael Myers would do. Literally. Right. Just walk him down. Can you just imagine like his teammates, like just seeing Kobe, we either put his headphones on or put it in the locker and it's just over and over and over. Imagine he worked out in the mask.

That would be so creepy. Well, you heard what they said about him too, right? What? No, what? That he would wear like their janitor's sue when he would go home. I'm kidding. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. The workman suit. That's crazy. And that's like there's no one like Kobe, man. At all.

Because that's, that scary song, it gives me scary vibes. Literally. It's like, yes, pumps me up. And he was willing to go the lengths that no other basketball players were going. They had no idea. Like, dude, this guy's practicing to Michael Myers. We don't have a shot. They had no idea.

They're playing. They're probably going home playing with their kids. He's over here. Lottie. Driving to the game. Yes. He's 2,000 shots. And then he pops out and Nick Young's listening to Iggy Azelio.

I know. This is why we're losing. It's not me. It's not comedy. It's Nick Young shooting air ball. You're so fancy, huh? You're so fancy. That's wild.

Yo, it is pretty psychotic though. But it says a lot about his character, his focus. For sure. And like that killer instinct, literally. I love how he was like, I've never said this before. You guys might think him a little. psychotic. No, yes.

Absolutely. We know. Your assessment was correct. That's one of the many things, though, because I remember he said that he studied how certain animals stock their prey when he was thinking of, like, how to stock a certain player. Yeah. He would learn people's languages. Yeah.

So that he could talk to them in that language. Yeah. Like, this one was, I'm going to get you on the psychological level. I'm not just going to play better than you. Everything was about beating his opponent. Like, every single thing. life. Yeah.

Yeah. I love that. But the crazy thing, too, like, thinking about it, because he had a pal on his team. He had a Wiyuchich. He learned all those languages just to talk smack. Yes. And even after he retired, Luca Donchich came in the league, Slovenian. And he just went to a game, just see him play.

And he learned a certain phrase just to trash talk him on the court. And he wasn't even being part of the game. Yeah, for the Lakers. Like, he was just like, Uber Smuggan. he was higher and then he left right after he said that literally there's like

you know that that picture of when he's like walking off with his family I think that was right after he just said liquid don'tching something I found out that they never played it it would have been cool

if he would have made a three and they played it like he really never shared it yeah he probably didn't even want anybody to know that he was playing that in his headphones because Loki if you knew that you would

would probably clown it. Either that. If Kobe wasn't Kobe and shout out Kobe, I love, but he would get clown for his tactics. If they didn't work. They worked. But if they didn't work and it was somebody else, they would get clown. Oh, yeah, for sure. Look at the people coming out to Michael.

Yeah. Well, even at the beginning of his career, he would get cloned by teammates. They would be like, dude, this kid's weird. He doesn't go to the club with us, doesn't go to the bar. He hangs out by himself. He makes him at five to the gym. Literally, like, loser. They would try to like play him like that.

And then until he got better than everybody, it was like, oh, man, we should have done that. Yeah, we should have followed his lead. So I'm Kobe. Anyway, that was really cool, man. And we're at the club. Yeah. When we're at Sixthags, I was like, oh my God, this is what the dudes do.

Like, you guys will go out. You guys will go to concerts, listening sessions, photo shoots, all of that. And then come in here, stumbling. And then I'm in here, like, I'm good rest, like upset. And then I was at Sixth as I'm like, this is what they do. this is what they're like out here at night for. Not as easy as it looks, huh? Just kidding.

Just kidding. Play the Halloween theme song right now. I'm so fancy. It's going to be a hot day, windy day because Santa Ana wins. Thanks, Angie. You're welcome. But it's still going to be chilly nights. Yeah.

Dude, it's crazy. Yeah. Coming out here, it was like 49 degrees. I'm like, why? Yeah. It was really hot in the morning. But it's going to get hot today. I know I hit the weather.

The hot and cold. Yeah, you just got a. Make sure you don't get sick. Protect your immune system. I already seen memes rolling around like, this government weather got me like, and then it's just like, oh, sick. The government weather.

Actually, I'm mad at the weather because I'm like, this is the Halloween. It's not Halloween. And then they gave us, like, a little tease of it last week. Yeah, last week they definitely teased us with. I'm ready for the doom and gloom. I don't know. The government.

But this, tomorrow Halloween vibes is going to be like, I don't know. Because it's going to be nighttime. Oh, yeah, it's going to be chilly. It's going to be chilly. It's going to be chilly. It's going to be fun. We're all going to Chatsworth, right? Yes.

To that one fool's house? That hates kids, the poor. Oh, yeah, I can't wait. We had a homie up playing the other day of this fool that was like, hey, I live in Chatsworth. A bunch of poor kids come here. I don't want them to anymore. Literally. Right now, though, let's get into Word on Rosecrans.

Word on Rosecrans. Kodak Black isn't cool with 21 Savage anymore, and he blames Drake. All right? So, Kodak was on drink champs recently, and he was spilling all the beans on his. relationships in the industry and how him and 21 Savage aren't cool anymore. And he blamed it on Drake. He said ever since they did the album, her loss, or Drake and 21 did the album, her loss. Drake made 21 switch up and then a clip of Kodak saying this circulated.

Then 21 saw this, quote tweeted it with 21 cap emojis. He was like, that's, that's cap, cap, cap, cap, cap, cap. That did not happen. You counted how many caps there were? No, I just assumed. It looked like a lot. A lot. Can't sit a lot.

Wow. Yeah. But, I mean, to be honest, like, a lot of people are watched, have seen the interview in full and are saying Kodak isn't really well. Yeah. Because he sounds pretty incoherent. Even in the audio of it, he's just kind of mumbling, ranting about it. And, you know, a lot of times I think, you know, he may or may not be dealing with, like, some type of, you know, substance problem. Substance problem.

And, like, that thing kind of turns you, like, against people when it's like, bro, I didn't do anything to you. You know, it's like you kind of create like scenarios in your head and it's like, brother, they just did an album together. They probably just haven't talked and, you know, it's like a miscommunication. Things like, oh, he doesn't like me no more. Right. It's already hard to understand him with his regular accent. Yeah, he's going through something and I've saw a lot of people like really come out and say like, hey, quote, I need to help. Like Ray J.

Ray J, he's always about the clowning. Yes. It's like, hey, we need to help him. Like, Norie, this is not the interview you think it is. Yeah. It's not cool. You can't let this go on. Yeah.

Right. Ray J is the best man. Yeah. Okay, this is a Ray J appreciation tweet. Yes. Yeah, Kodak, I hope you get the help and I hope someone steps in. I do appreciate that your brothers in hip-hop are saying, like, hey, we need to help him. They see it.

Everyone's seen it. And when it comes to 21 Savage, I think that particular thing, you're always going to get that. You're always going to get like when you start leveling up, oh, you don't hang out here anymore. But you kind of have to not be able to hang out here. Yeah. Because you're 21. Like, now you're touring. Now you're doing a bunch of stuff.

You can't make time for everybody. And that just might be it. Like, oh, he switched up. Like, no, he just went on a nationwide, worldwide tour. Yeah. He was trying to get his papers. He can't be getting in trouble. True.

Yeah. He probably already had that in the works and was like, man, I'm just staying inside. It's to be very selective. You know? Yeah. Yes. But look, all right, Flavor Flav fulfilled a lifelong dream by singing the star spangled banner at a sporting event.

So Flavor Flav has done a lot, all right? Grammy nominations. Some people know him as the hype man for public enemies. Others might know him as the guy with the oversized clock around his neck. Others might know him as the dude who had girls competing for his love by throwing drinks in each other's faces on VH1. That's definitely how you know. I was like the biggest flavor of love fan.

You know what's on Hulu? Oh, my God. I've been watching. Really? I need to rewatch you. It tricks me out because on Public Enemy, he's super like, we got to stick together and unite and fight for our rights and love. For the people. Yes.

And then he's so ratchet. Yeah. He's so ratchet. I'm playing with love. Yeah. But now some are going to recognize him for the dude who sang the best star spangled banner of all time. All time? All time.

You got to listen to this. Never trust Big's opinion. Wait, there's more. There's more. This is how he ends is. He got a good crowd reaction. Shout on play with him. Let's go play.

Yeah. Yo, he was genuinely, genuinely so, so happy. Like he really meant that that was his dream. And he did it. He sang it at the Milwaukee Bucks game. Shout out the Bucks. And then surprisingly, I mean, obviously it sounds a little comical because it's not like a typical voice that you appear singing the anthem.

For sure. But everybody in there, minus like one or two people had a straight face on. Like I was looking at. Yeah, everyone was like turned up for him. I was looking at like Dame Litter's reaction. See people like because remember when Fergie sang the national anthem? Yeah, that's different reaction. People couldn't hold the straight face.

Oh, I got you, got you. Everybody was just right there. like really paying attention. Because it's bad, but it's like easy listening bad. Yeah. Yeah, I was going to say that it didn't sound like, it's not like a singing voice. Yeah. But it didn't sound terrible. No. And then you also know his character. Yeah. So you're just like, man, that's that guy.

Yeah. That's that guy right there. Yeah. I swear, looking at like the people's faces. All the basketball players were like serious. They were just like, all right, flavor, flame, cool, do your thing. There was like one camera guy that was just like trying not to laugh behind a camera. He's like, Yeah He's great Yeah Shout to Flavor Flay

He's like one of the Tios That like gets on the mic To do like his own rendition Of A Chente song He just let it happen It might not be good Like my dad You might not know the words

No your dad It's like it's good for what it is Yes Absolutely Shout out Flavor Flare He can do anything Literally you could do anything I actually ran into Favor

Favillian one Shut up What? What? What did you run into it? I'm so jealous So I was buying some beer and then I turn to the side

and I see a big clock He really rocks it And I'm like, hold up And I'm like What up, Blame? He's like, whatever man You know how he talks? Yeah

He's like He told me like I'll see you gonna go out tonight He's like I'm gonna go out too Oh Alright man 7-11 But like where

He was in a in like Van Nuve area Okay yeah I think he stays in the valley He does Why? Because I was in that area too One time And he I think I'm not sure

If it was a laundromat Or like But he was in there And he was complaining about child support. Overheard him? No, but he was there, yeah. Well, he was to pay to everybody.

Like, yeah, you know, he's a kids man. He was the Tyrese song. Like a PSA to the whole laundryman? He was just upset. I'm assuming that he had to give up his child support either that day or whatever. Like, he was just mad. See, that's why I'm in this laundry mat.

He seems like the center of attention anywhere he goes. Shout out flavor, flavor. That's crazy. Yeah, and he gave us, like, a lot of hot girls. Like, he gave us. a lot of memes to this day are still used. Like, freaking New York's memes. New York?

Yeah. And the other girl that said she's Beyonce. He gave us delicious. Shada delicious. Yes. And then Hoops, the one that dated Shack? Yeah. Wow.

Wow. That's a player, play. Yeah. And I love for me. All right. Engie. No, I'm just thinking. Imagine they did a mashup with Fergie and him.

Oh. That's all I keep thinking. Hey, you have Fergie in here? Or is that just frivolicious? No, that was frivolous. I thought you were going to have the frihia. Oh, I was crazy. This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.

Where are you from, SET? Don't you know I'm local? And this one really has us in our heart with it, okay? We got to send love to one of our friends, Matthew Perry, of the 90s hit sitcom Friends. He played Chandler Bing. And if you know friends, you know the song. This way. Wow.

We sucked at that clap, by the way. I didn't even know there was a clap. Angie, why you make that phase, dude? Because I... Sheesh. Yeah. Okay, so he passed away this weekend in his Pacific Palisades home. He was 54 years old.

Details are still coming in over cause of death. But we do know that he was found unresponsive by his assistant. After his assistant came back from running errands, he was in his jacuzzi at the time, which is leading a lot of people to think that he might have drowned. There's also been some speculations. about a heart attack. Earlier that day, he was in very great spirits.

He was at a pickleball game. And him just being Chandler, to be honest, like just seeing those photos on Instagram, that's how I found out. Yeah. Social media. She's like, what? Yeah.

No way. You don't expect it. Not at all. At all. And I know Friends was filmed out here. So at least like just a good, like, place for friends and to feel like the vibe of that show. I was talking to you guys earlier about like what that sitcom

has done and resonated. I know it could seem just an offshoot show. Just these five people that are like grownups, having fun or whatever, but a lot of things are based off of friends, especially at least in radio terms. And shout out to Tracy Johnson. He's like a radio consultant. But even when defining people's roles, like, for example, as you're listening to us right now,

you know, I'm going to be the toxic a mom. You know, Vick's going to be the dad that feels like he's a player, but also gets broken up with him blocked within three months of media. a girl. Like, he's that guy. You know, Maximo's going to be the scaredy cat dad. I am not a scared guy. Yes, you are. But, you know, like, you see how these are the finals?

You know, Angie is a little bit mean, but she's so sweet with my BFF. She hates kids, but might have one soon. Kiddy. But it's like, you know how you know all those things. Friends did that a lot with, like, from what Phoebe resonated with, you can tell her personality already. Chandler, you can tell his personality already. What Friends did just as a show and when it comes to just, uh, roles in character development is really beautiful,

but it takes great actors in order to give you that type of a show. And Matthew Perry was one of them. You know, I remember him too from Fulz Roshin. I love Fulz Rishin. Seeing Samaha'iq vibes, but seeing like the dynamic of that, that storyline, falling in love with someone that may be another ethnicity,

getting them to meet the parents, him coming to the Karnasada Loki meeting her family. Like all of that is how I remember Matthew Perry. and it's so unfortunate that he passed away at 54 years old. So young. Super young. You know, he had a book that he released last year. It's called Friends, Lovers, and the Big Terrible Thing.

When he talks about the big terrible thing, he means his substance abuse issues, his addiction to alcohol. Let me give you guys some stats. He attended 6,000 AA meetings. 6,000 AA meetings. He had gone to rehab 15 times, been in detox, 65 times. These are things that he's talked openly about because he wants people to feel like they are seen and that he can help them. He even converted one of his houses into be its own type of rehab center because he wanted to help men that were having alcohol addiction issues. We clown about it sometimes.

We kind of see it as like, oh, yeah, that's just my dad or that's just my deal. But he was really there to help people. And he even said, before you know me for that friend's character, I want you to know me for this. The best thing about me, bar none, is if somebody comes up to me and says, I can't stop drinking, can you help me? I can say yes and follow up and do it. That's the best thing. And I've said this for a long time. When I die, I don't want friends to be the first thing that's mentioned.

I want that to be the first thing to mention. And I'm going to live the rest of my life proving that. And you know what? Like even in death, I know people are going to tap in because like you said, Vic, you didn't even know that was a part of his life. I had no idea. Like, obviously, I'm like everybody else. We've all seen friends. We've all, you know, we know the characters off top because they're just so iconic in American pop culture.

But especially him in the show, like, he's like one of the most innocent Chandler, you know? And so you kind of like just picture that as like that's the real person. Yeah. Right. And so I was talking to my dad about this like, oh, you heard about the guy from friends that passed away. And then he was just like, yeah, you know, he dealt with a lot of substance abuse issues. And I was like, what are you talking about? Dad, like, you're not even right.

I'm like, because tomorrow I'm like, yeah, I'm like, no, he's not. And then I Googled it. No, he's 100% right. Like he battled with it and he was open about, especially in his book. And, you know, that is something that's very powerful to share because it might have just been a Hollywood secret, you know, for a long time. But now, you know, that he opened him, he opened up about it, it can help others. I agree. And so that's how I was saying, like, even in his passing, people that can go back to his book and really learn up on him because he's such a familiar character and loved.

You might be like, dude, you too. Oftentimes when someone has an issue like that, we think, nah, they don't. Or they're just this. Or it's just that. Or even you don't see that you have an issue. Yeah. You're just like, nah, it's just on the weekends. It's just this, just for special days.

Like, every day's not a special day. Every day that ends in date is not a special day. Yeah. Or even if you think it could be like the bad boys. You know, of course that would happen to name this bad boy character or whatever. But it's like, man, it happened to Chandler. It could happen to anybody. And it's not something you should necessarily.

be ashamed of, you know, because you can conquer it. Real quickly, I do want to give out a phone line. If you are suffering or feel like you need to talk to somebody and you're kind of going through the same thing, you might not even know what to call it. You just know that you lean toward something when you feel a certain way and you may think that that might not be the best thing for you. And you want to help yourself, 1-800-662-4357, okay? 1-800-662-4357.

And what's crazy is when you start Googling about Matthew Perry, that phone number's popping up for people to help them out in their situations, okay? Now, who are we helping today, Victor? We're helping the homegirl Penelope. She needs our help. She wants to support her son's YouTube stardom, but her husband does not agree, all right? That's at 7.30. We're going to help the home girl out. Yeah, you're.

Good morning. Good morning. All right, we're about to get into the homie help line. But before we do, we have shoutouts. Irene, what's up? Yes, we have Kelly from Ontario, Tuning in it. Hi, Kelly. Kelly from Riverside.

And then we have to wish a happy belated to Haley from Baldwin Park. Her birthday was on Friday. Oh, happy belated. Sorry we suck. I didn't say it on Friday. We should do a happy belated because we ain't. Because we didn't make it. Kind of rhymed.

Also, sometimes people DM us late. Like, I can't show you after 10. Damn. It was your fault. Basically that I'm trying to. Happy belated, baby girl. How you forget your own birthday? Wow.

That's true. Happy birthday, Lilliana, who turns 10 today. Oh, happy birthday, Lillianna. Happy birthday to you. Feliz Cumblaños. A bit. I do some shoutouts, too. I want to shout out Royce and Royce's mom.

And I want to shout out Magda from San Fernando High School. Oh, yeah, you went to the San Fernando game. How was it? It was really good. Your nephew plays? He was playing. He got hurt. But it was senior night.

So I went because they did like a whole presentation. Nice. And I didn't have cash. and she paid cash and I zeled her. Wow. Did you sell her extra? Yes. Like a tip?

Yes. Wow. I'm sorry, girl. Wait. I didn't actually. I know. I can tell you lied because he lied. You didn't even pay her back.

He definitely was a tip. I didn't even pay her at left. In that movie, wow. Can I imagine? I believe that. That's the truth. Yeah.

No. I believe in the movie Reservoir Dogs, it's an opening scene where they're talking about tipping. Yeah. And you remind me of the guy. that is like I'm not going to tip. What are they doing extra? They're not doing anything extra.

That is not going outside. I tip. You're a liar. I'm like such a lie. I tip. I'm like such a lie. I tip. No, your tip is don't walk down in the dark alley by yourself.

Still a tip. Still a tip. Great tip, too. Yeah. And big up, Garfield. Hi, baby. Garfield was the East L.A. classic. And I'm going to just throw it out there.

I think it might be because of the cheer they made us. If you don't want the brown bag, You don't want us Hey And if you want the brown bags Then come and get us Say what Come and get us

Hey go Garfield baby Yeah The Eli game What was the score It was really bad I don't know that you want to know the score Roosevelt scored Two touchdowns

And then Garfield was like 40 Something like 42 It was like 42 14 Here hold on I'll get it for you Just kids are you listening I don't choose sides Yeah you do Oh, I don't.

Hey, I don't two sides, but I tend to side with the winners, so let's go Garfield. No, I'm not allowing this. Why? Because I almost got jumped by the Roosevelt moms. Nobody said anything. He was standing on business, and you. One versus 50. No, he was there.

By the way, the score was 4916. Shout out to my Bulldogs. I remember when they called you puppies on there? That was crazy. No, no, no. Because Carfield came in. And I stood on business. I was like, hey, you guys have adopted me, go Garfield.

The next day, Roosevelt came in. And they were, hey, what's up? We heard you. And I was like, yeah, you know, like, I had to stand on it. Yeah. But I remember when Garfield was in, he was like, yeah, this will Vic chose Garfield. The next day Roosevelt comes in, he's like, you know, I don't choose sides. I'm like, you chose yesterday, you little liar.

But then he got Roosevelt stickers. You guys had. I didn't get any stickers. They didn't give them to me. They felt the vibe. Yeah, you're every tank boys. Yeah. I'm not allowed in Ball Heights anymore.

I'm going for Garfield, okay? You don't know what it means to rep like this. I didn't even go to the school. That's crazy. And I have inherited the beef. Yeah, you have. Damn. Yeah, no, shout out all the kids.

And shout out of all the kids. And shout out of Roosevelt, man. Don't do that. What? What? Shout out Roosevelt, man. I know you guys put in a lot of work. You know, what sucks is like when it's your senior year and you lose.

Oh, yeah. There's no next year. Yeah, there's no next year. Dang. Why are you guys laughing? But for the Garfield seniors. Can you just remind them that there's no next year? That's all I'm saying.

There's no next year. College football don't hit the same. Oh, yeah. Because there's no next year, right? It's always like, get them next year, but it's like, no, not this time. Can't. No. It's okay.

It's okay. It could be worse. I can't. Could it? Could it? Shut up Garfield. Yeah. All right, check this out, homie.

If you need a homie or need some help. We need your head. We need a line. I mean phone line. We got you for the homie help line. Penelope has a problem. All right. She sent us a DM and said,

Brown bag, I need help. My name is Penelope and I've been married with my husband for six years. Divorce him. Kidding. Oh. It's not even about that. Oh, okay. That's what you said.

I didn't have. Yeah. Okay. Let me listen. Divorce, final answer. All right. Lock it in. It's not even what this homie helpline's about.

Well, that's how you started it all. Okay. You pause. That was a period. Okay, look. She said, we have two kids, Mark, who is two, and Jacob, who is six. My son, Jacob, is the classic iPad slash iPhone kid. He loves watching and mimicking videos. Last year, I noticed Jacob would record himself playing with toys, sports, you name it.

It's really cute seeing his videos, and to be honest, not just because he's my kid, but he's really good. Recently, Jacob told me he wants to upload all his videos to YouTube, and I thought it was a great idea. when I brought it up to my husband, he got upset and instantly shut down the idea. He says he doesn't want him to live recording himself and raise a kid who needs approval from others. Dang, hate is in the building. Which I get. She said, I do think he has potential and enjoys it even if he doesn't become famous. I just want Jacob to feel supported and do what he loves.

I don't like arguing with my husband, but I know it'll make Jacob extremely happy. hoping you guys or someone listening can help me out. Oh, Penelope. That's tough. Look, if your divorce is going to be so much easier because I hear about looking to YouTube and at that's house he could just hate life. Oh, my God.

That's not letting him do anything. That's really how it goes. Yes. There's a fun pairing like, oh, this guy. Yeah, and you have a YouTube channel and then there's the one that's like, hey, no. No, he can't seek approval for anybody but me. Damn.

Yeah. Damn. No, yeah, it's, it's understandable. Okay, so, like, little big. Your son has a YouTube channel. Yeah, his 1,400 subscribers, you know what I'm saying? Wow. More than you?

I know, yeah, he has more than some of my friends. Yay. Well, I wasn't talking. But for the right price, dude. No. It wasn't you. It wasn't you. Wow.

Talk about Irene? I'm not talking about Irene. Why would I do that? We get your own copy later. Adry. Just wear that. thing you wore to Vegas during your videos. You get a couple thousand more.

Personality. They are your personality. They are. What you mean? Big personality. You'll be little Vic in no time. This is about Little Jacob. Yes, this is about Jacob.

But like I was saying, so yeah, Little Vic, he started a YouTube channel a couple years ago, very innocent. Like, he was just like, Dad, can I please start this YouTube? And I know I didn't want him to be on Instagram or TikTok and make any, like, profiles like that. So I was like, okay, YouTube compromise. He really loved doing it. He's been doing it and it is kind of tricky sometimes. It does like improve his confidence at time where he's like, Dad, I just uploaded this meme and he got 22,000 views and he's super happy the rest of the day. He's on a cloud. 22,000 views? Yeah, random stuff. Yeah. Kid YouTube is crazy. Yeah.

And so, and I'll watch it. I'll be like, I don't get it. I'm like, I don't know. But the kids do. The kids get it. The kids love it, right? But then there's other times where there becomes like a you know you open yourself up to like other kids bullying oh your your your your videos are stupid and kids are so mean yeah they are on youtube is grown adults that too that too so it's like a weird thing where we have to like monitor it right a lot i have to look at his feed and his community posts and all this stuff and see okay who's commenting is there any like adults being mean to him any other kids you know it's it's tricky it's a whole you open up a can of worms yeah yeah but you're very involved in that then yeah because you're all

Always supervising going to everything. I'm always, yeah. I make them sure I like every post. Like I see, I saw this. I saw this. I saw this. Oh, you're a supportive little dad. Yes.

Yeah. But it is, it is tricky, you know. There's two sides to it. And did you ever have either pushback or support from Ali? His mom, yeah. She supports it as well, but there'll be times where we'll literally hop on the phone.

Like, did you see that post? Oh yeah. You saw that post. See, and that's where you both are kind of on it. Yeah. You both are supportive of it. Here we have a household where. one is for it and one's against it.

That's where it gets tough because then it'll be, it'll even be less about the YouTube channel and more about going with what I say or what they say with the other parent says. And that compromise is a big thing. And don't let one thing go wrong, which some kid make a mean comment. See, you didn't let him make a YouTube.

And then now it's my thought, huh? Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, I get Penelope. I get where she's coming from. Yeah. She just wants to be saved like Ryan's mom. from Ryan's Toys Review? I think that's pretty much, yeah, where it's coming from.

Do you know this story behind her? No. Behind the mom? Well, first of all, Ryan's Toys Review, shout out to Ryan, but it's more the parents. It's like them setting up everything. You hear Mom's voice, everybody on every video. Yeah. Apparently she used to, like, she got caught for shoplifting a long time ago.

And it troops me out that she got caught shoplifting, but now, like, legit, her kids' toys is in every shop ever. Yeah. Right? So shoplifting. Was she shoplifting toys? I wonder if the toys that got rated on Ryan's toy review. Oh my God.

Boom. Look at that. Wow. The kid would unboxed stolen toys. Stolen toys. I've always wondered. Property is a crime, you guys. I've always wondered sometimes like, there's a lot of toys.

Yeah. But it's more so the parents, like the parents have to be involved in that type of a YouTube channel. You can't just expect the kid to, especially if you're thinking like, oh, my kid's going to be a start. You. are going to have to be super involved in the production aspect of making sure the videos are right and edited

and all of that stuff. So a lot of it is more on the parents than it is the kid. So just don't think, like I thought, the kid could just do YouTube and then you can just sit back. You got to be a character. Yeah, you got to be a character, you got to edit it, you got to learn Photoshop, Adobe, everything, all that stuff. It's a whole thing.

I've been lucky Vic hasn't asked me to do anything, but I'm sure pretty soon. Exactly. He's going to be like, Can you get one of your friends to make me a thumbnail? So get ready, Jose. Yep. More things to back up your list.

Big toy reviews on the way. Yeah. Before we go forward with these YouTube shenanigans, dude, I swear Ryan's toy review, mom is crazy. Why, right, why, why? She was once jailed for shoplifting $93 worth of clothes from a JCPenny store. JCPenney. And then she was probably, she was probably in jail thinking like,

I need to find a better way. Yeah. I need to find a better way out of here. You know what? Ryan. Ryan, you're not. You're going to review the toys that I steal. Kiddy.

There's no word on if she ever stole the toys that Ryan reviewed, but Ryan did review it. And now they're like, bajillionaire. Yes. Yeah. I remember one day Vic was watching those videos, like, because him and Ryan, I mean, Ryan's probably maybe a couple years older than Vic. But I remember he was always watching these videos. I'm like, what are you doing watching other kids open videos?

Open toys. And then it fast forward to like a year or two where I're at Target and he has his own toys. And then you look on that. He's like, Dad, I want to download this app. Then he had a Ryan's Toy Review app where you would play like a temple run, but it's with Ryan. It was so crazy. Yeah. There's Ryan everything.

There's Ryan everything. How do I get on that? I exactly. Have kids. Have kids. And then exploit them. And then exploit them. Yeah, exactly.

So Penelope over here. She DM me because she would like to exploit her kids. Yeah. Let her. But dad is saying no. Yes. No way. Yeah.

Dad is saying no. He's saying he doesn't want his kid to need approval from others. Penelope has a six-year-old. and a four-year-old? Two-year-old. And her six-year-old is really good at making videos. You know, he watches YouTube. Jorge does the same thing.

He'll say, subscribe to my channel. He'll do his own. He does his own slow-bow. He's like, no, I'm going to be in slow-mo. And then he's just walking really slow. Those little videos are awesome. And but same, Jorge's like, let's have those videos for us. Like, let's have those be like our home videos.

And we could get money. That's true. And if the little kid enjoys it, why not? Yeah. Well, because it is, it. opens up to that type of exposure of the public and that type of a criticism that we don't know that kids are really ready for, you know? Right.

There's been more and more like court rulings against like social media and stuff because of the mental health of children and what that does to them, right, while they're developing. Shoot, what the mental health that it does to us, you know? Yeah. Right. But understanding, like, that can be, that can cause harm to children. And even the kids can't live a regular lifestyle. Like, I'm sure Ryan has homeschool.

Yeah. I know the girl Jojo Seawal had homeschool. Yeah. I was wondering about like, if Ryan doesn't want to do a video, can he just not do the video? Because then that turned into work for them. Or is he contractually obligated at this point. You know? Right, now they're making the little sisters work.

Oh, yeah. I know because the kids watch it. Yeah. What? They got two little sisters? He has twins little sisters. Oh, they can it be. Right.

Yeah, I know, right? Wow. How can Max be their friends? Stop it. Stop it. You need a feature. Yeah. Diversity.

Diversity. Diversity. Diversity. Diversity. Yes. So Penelope hit us up. Her son does these videos, wants to start a YouTube channel,

has hit her up about, like, uploading them. She's no problem because he's having fun, like you said. It's a good time. Yeah. All of that. And honestly, like, it's not even to say that it's going to blow up, but it's like, hey, if he wants to do it, let him do it. Exactly.

But dad said, no, because that's going to open him up to seek validation from the world, and he shouldn't want that. And so that's his argument. Exactly. That has to do a lot with like parenting too. Like you could do videos and just be like this isn't your validation. Yeah.

That comes with anything. Yeah. So if you're not instilling that in your child as a parent, then that sounds like a you issue. Yeah. And if YouTube doesn't teach him to get validated by the world, everything else will just. Yeah. Put him in sports. He's going to seek validation sports.

Put him in any type of school teaches you. You need validation. Like the kids I get student of the month, I didn't get it. Now I want it. Yeah. I never got a bold star. Validate me. Validate me.

You might as well get paid for it and get rich Honestly Penelope just started full You might as well be TikTok and then move up little by little Yeah I'm actually You don't even have to start with

YouTube just go straight to TikTok That's where all the real Exactly Or just block your husband's email Go behind his back It's like how often is your husband Even on these platforms You might not even know

If you guys get divorced and you get the kids And you get all the money This is crazy Okay, before I get to calls, I just want to ask you guys real quick, did you ever remember when you were young, like the casting call commercial where it's like, call this number and you can be the next Disney star, Nickelodeon Star. For me, it was Zoom Kits. Zoom Kits. I really want to be Zoom Kits.

I remember. I called. I got, like I called. I don't know. I gave the information. I even got like a sita, like a meet appointment to go and try out. And my parents never took me. And I remember, I'm like, hey,

my appointments today, like I'm going to go try out to be the next Disney Star, and they did it. And I remember they told me they didn't because they didn't want, like, the world to judge me. Like, I promise you that was like the, that my mom and my dad told me that. And I'm like, bro, but I can be. And then I see Selena Gomez pop off and I'm like, I could have been her first. Yeah. And I think they thought, because I was a little feita, had cricket teeth. You know, I'm a chinty looking, but it's fine.

But they thought like, no one like me existed in the, like it was just blonde girls of blue eyes. Yeah. That they were like, we don't want to put our daughter through like the rejection. If you hear an alarm, it's the, don't worry,

our building's just on fire. Okay. They didn't want me to go through the rejection. And so sometimes it's out of love that they keep you from doing this stuff. Yeah. But man, maybe I needed the rejection

to like go harder, like whatever. Because now I'm 35 remembering that I could have been a Disney Star. But could have. I feel like I could have been a Disney Star. Yeah. No, you could have.

Yeah, you could have. So instead I just had an imaginary friend. Dang. Okay. Thank you for that story. Yeah, AC, AC, you're going to. We have Fern from Boyle Heights on line one. All right, Fern.

Fern. Fern. What up, what up, Brownback? What's up, Fern? Hey, SciFite's not in today. You see him around those Boahill High Street? Boy Heights Street. Yeah, you see, he's doing his thing, you know what I mean?

What does that mean? What does that mean? Yeah, we think he hides bodies. He did it for nervous. What advice do you have for Penelope? All right. So to be quite honest, I think go ahead and let your son do what he has to do. To be honest with you, there's an audience for everything.

There's an audience for everything. And then there's eras too, you know what I mean? Like, so this little kid Ryan, he's pretty much, he's done his thing. And then you got the new set of kids that are coming through. And if it's a hit, it's a hit, you know? But at least he gave it a chance, you know, give it a shot. You never know. I mean, for instance, myself, it's been a long life dream of mine to be on radio, so I call and I chime in every morning.

See, oh, holy. Now you're a friend from Brownback. I love it. Let's go, Fern. Let's go, Fern. They can hear you every, every weekday at 7.50. Chai we live in on Homey Helpline. Hey, no way.

Honestly, I tell my girl, I just record my airing so I could hear it so I could know that I'm living that dream. There we go. Oh, yeah. Hey, Fern, we're going to get your contact full. We're going to get your contact. I'm going to have you show up, pull up to the radio station. To, like, have that, to have that day on the radio. So you're saying he's our Ryan?

Is he going to be at Ryan? Is he going to be at Ryan? You just got to shoot your shot, right? Yeah. Shoot your shot. You never know. She's got to fight, side fight, because we can only have one boy heights representative. It'll go down to the parking lot.

Oh, everybody's up there. All right. Okay. Okay, who else you got, A.C.? Anthony from me, Selig. But he had basically said, like, to have his son do his thing just because it's kind of like what friends said as well, you know, shoot your shot.

Yeah. Yeah, it's like a scratcher. You never know which one is going to hit, right? Like, with the kids, it's like every video is a potential lottery ticket. Yes, money. You never know. You might hit. And you see adults thinking like that is why kids, you shouldn't.

I don't play scratches. I don't play scratches. of you as a meal ticket, okay? You guys are changing my mind on having kids. No. All of a sudden she wants kids. You can make a YouTube channel on like a puppy or something.

You don't have to have a kid. No, I tell her have kids. I know. She doesn't need to have children. No, Angie, you need to have a muckbang YouTube channel. It's not as crazy as now. It's just she's eating a lot of stuff. You just eat while you're talking to the camera.

Yeah. Whoa. Angie. I was surprised my head-ed-old. Angie eats. Oh, no. Daniel, clip that. Last time you did that.

Yeah, last time you did that, stop. You're the one doing the noises. Yeah. It's just my mouth. It's just happened. You keep it going. I'm sorry. I didn't do anything.

Penelope is wondering if her kid, who's six years old and does YouTube videos should be able to do them, her husband says no. That's going to make him seek valid. from the outside world. But she sees that her son really likes to do it. He really loves it. He doesn't care about getting famous. He just enjoys doing the videos. And it's culture.

Like, that's their, that gen culture. To make YouTube videos and to post it. I have a bunch of videos of Emmy also recording herself, talking to, doing, like, room tours. She always wanted to, but I was always that, like, I don't know. Wow. You're stopping her blessing. Like, you could upload them just so that the kids. She already has a job.

She plays soccer. Oh, hold on. Oh, my. Mike. But like you can have them private. Yeah. And just and because, okay, when I was trying to build my confidence to be in radio, like, because I was like, oh my God, I just want to be talking in front of the mic, right?

Right. But then, you know, technology, you know, there's videos and then, no, no, no. And I was like, damn, I have to build my confidence to be, like, on camera. Right. I started vlogging and I would vlog every day. And, like, I would have the comments off because I didn't want to deal with it. But eventually, like, you just grow into it being a normal. Yeah, it becomes more natural and you get more comfortable just being in front.

Yeah. And then eventually, like, I mean, with the parents regulating the comments and stuff, you don't have to really worry about. It helps, right? Yeah. Yeah. No, yeah. And honestly, like, there's going to be bullying. There's going to be bullying everywhere.

Yeah, regardless. Get used to the bullying, kids. Come on. Just get through it. Tampo. Tampo. Just kidding. Hey, just hit us up if you want us to shout out your kid's YouTube channel.

Yeah. Because if they need the views, they need to help. Little Vic uses us. He has 14. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, he always... What's his channel? He just changed it.

It was... Little Ving. Number one rule. Don't change the name. I know. It was Red Ghost. Now it's like shadow or something. They're all kind of...

Red Ghost? You don't even know your kids. No, he just changed it. He just changed it. I thought you were reviewing it. Yeah. Little liar. It's called...

I'll get it. All you would know. Oh, my God. Mom's would know. I'll find it. Oh, I'll find it. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.

Where are you? Where are you? you from, Esa? Don't you know I'm local? Halloween is tomorrow. Halloween! But it was

Halloween weekend this past weekend. Everybody was dressing up and turning up. Did you guys go out? You know what's funny? Shout out to Be Nice from the LA Leakers. He invited me to the highlight room,

the most popping thing on Friday night. Yeah. I fell asleep. You're late. Because he told me to meet him at 12. Midnight. This leakers hours. That's not morning hours,

okay? Wow. And like, mind you, the highlight room is like three minutes away from my house. And the highlight room is vibes. Yeah. And he's like, bro, just walking with me. I got you. We're going up. We're turning up. Just incredible. I already had a basketball ready to throw out your face. But don't worry. He would miss. No, he said me, he told me what happened. He didn't miss that night. Shout to be nice. Shot and shot. They were going in,

all right? Oh my God. Could have been me though. Like he said me. They are. And it's crazy that Vick is finding his tribe here at power. And his tribe is just like came like yeah you know that girl she totally wanted me and the girl was just like hey sir can I take your order? No be nice was signing autographs on butt cheeks okay

I see that documented it's documented What did he dress up as? I don't know That part of it that that's that part Be nice was it whatever he dressed up was whatever it was yeah it was that He was Chapo was signing That I'll be nice Yeah but I didn't uh I didn't get to make it You didn't go out

I didn't go out either I didn't go I take the boys to the Calabasist's the Knights of Jack, the pumpkin patch. It was co beans. Yeah, it was a lot of walking. And I have kids that, like, for some reason, we're too cool because Jorge drives a Mercedes, we're too cool to put a freaking stroller in there.

So what does that mean? This little 4 foot 11 Latina over here has to carry two babies. Yeah. And then Jorek puts them on his shoulders. Yeah. So then they want me to put them on their shoulder. I'm like, bro. They're all weighing you down?

Yeah, you guys are like my height and weight. I cannot hold you. Together we look like the kids with the little rascals trying to get into To the band? So I put on a trench coat That would have been a great costume

That would have been a great costume Shut up But it was a fun time I'm here to withdraw money It was a fun time I went out Friday But I was really tired And then Saturday

My other friend had a My friend Jeff had a Halloween party And I was like Yeah I'm not making it bro No Angie you partied up Oh I did

It was my cousin's birthday But it wasn't a... No, no dress up. It was just drinks and food. Oh, okay. Bye. Okay. Well, L.A. dressed up over the weekend.

And matter of fact, there are three costumes that we saw that we have to talk about. And you could check them out. Brown Bag Morning's 106, okay? So I have to talk about these because they're so L.A. That I'm like, dude, this is so tight. Remember those houses that I think it's on PCH, it's like by Santa Monica? Yes. One looks like the Barbie's house.

Yes. The other one looks pitch black. It looks like Wednesday's house. So two guys dressed up as those houses. The black house and right next to him the pink and purple Barbie house. And I thought that was so G. Anyone in Connecticut will not understand it. But in Cali, we get it.

So, LA. I instantly saw it. I was like, I've seen this before. Those beach houses are incredible. And then there's that. I think it's so funny that Angie didn't know what we're talking about when we saw this photo. No. So if you're in L.A. and you're in downtown, what freeway is?

110. The 110. The 110. Okay, if you're on the 110, you pass by like this parking structure. And since the 90s, I feel, these people are looking at you judging you. And I'm assuming it's the L.A. Philharmonic. I don't even know where it's from. Yeah.

It's just a full wood of violin, a girl would have island, that Loki could be the ring. It's mom. And then in the middle pillar, it's just like a bunch of people that are in an orchestra. Yeah. They're just there and they're watching you. That's our version of Mona Lisa. Loki they even follow you with her eyes. They do.

Like driving her while you're sitting in track. But there was a couple that dressed up as the girl with the green dress and the violin and like the main guy with his little tuxedo and his violin. And then they had like cars like going over them and like one was like in an accident. I didn't know what was in an accident. Yeah. It's hilarious because I swear every time I drive by that guy looks like he's staring at you. Yes. They were even giving you the faces.

Yes. You're right. One is turning all stupid like they do around that time. Angie's like Leti I don't get it It's so LA I love it It's very LA I love it It's so particular

But once you saw the photo of the park I'm like all those creepy people looking at you Yeah right by crypto arena Yeah Like the exit after Yeah exactly Speaking of that area There was a man who dressed up

Like super L.A. white boy just scruffy shirt scruffy shorts But he had the freeway Signs of the 110 South The one tent the downtown 4th Street exit and the 3rd Street exit. Basically, the exits downtown that totally mess all of us up. The one that everybody misses their exit.

Yes, the one that gives the most anxiety out of all of them. Or does the illegal merges? Yes, that's how people get in the accidents right there. Or you, like, pull up on one freeway and you know you have to go all the way to the other side of it. Like wherever all those freeways meet and then the exits meet, that third, fourth street, 6th Street, Wilshire Boulevard, exit. You're there right now. That one is there right now trying to put, trying to go to the next. They're like, I think I'm right here.

Oh, I missed it. Rock Lane. Someone dressed as that. But look, people are honking at them right now just like, oh, wow. If you're really from LA, you know, there's a little shortcut there that you can actually. Where? Where? So look, you can drive down as if you're going to Ford Street, but instead of making a left, you go straight.

It's a through street. Exactly. It's that wish. You cut through all the traffic. To the 110. And you stay on the 110. You don't get off. It's, you think you're going to get off.

off but you stay on thanks Vic you're really shout out to LA in a minute because I haven't Evan I love you but I haven't seen the full video but we're the only place in SoCal that says the with the freeway the 110 you're right the 405 you're right other people call them like highways or 405 or like that sounds

weird but we say the you just remind me go yeah why is it it's because we're one of the first states to have highways so we make it say the as if like it like weird it's ours it is that worse it is now that you mention There's a pretty Ricky song. We're going to say, rolling down 95.

Yeah. And they're talking about a freeway. They don't say the 95. Isn't that weird? Because I would think 95 is like the speed he's going. No. We're talking about the freeway. The I-95.

Wow. Okay. That's so cool. Yeah. You're right, Irene. So I googled it. Just to triple check. This might be.

She don't trust you. I know. Some LA natives. Oh, no. But referring to. to freeways with the definite article, The is a thing that's unique to Southern California because the region was an early adopter of the freeway.

Everyone else says 95, 10. That sounds weird to say. Yeah. Yeah, because even in conversation, it's like, yeah, I'm on 10. I'm on 10? I'm on 10. No, I'm on the 10. I'm on 110.

You know how our freeways have like the Santa Monica freeway, the Golden State Freeway. So we kind of add that too. Yeah. Look at us. Look at us learning. All thanks to that costume. Yeah.

But speaking of LA costumes, what would be like an L.A. costume? Like, what hasn't been done? I already have a home girl that she worked at In and Out. And so anytime she's, she's Halloween, she's in and out. She leaves work. Yeah, she just leaves work. But I saw that a lot this weekend. I saw Amazon costume.

Yeah, that's what you do that. Yeah. Yeah. That's your job. I know on Instagram you're a rapper, but that's your actual job. What? What? Work about?

Yeah. Oh, dear. It's like an L.A. Costume. Okay. I would say Randy's donut. Like that's a thing ball. Yeah, be the donut.

That would be a staple. And I would get it. I would get it. I would get it. I would get it. I love that. I feel like anyone that does like any blood in blood out character. They do like Paco.

So dress like a cholo. Yeah, but like there's a specific like the Navy shirt with the cut off sleeves and the with the matching bandana. Yeah. That's like, oh yeah. That's super L.A. Super. I know Angie was a hot chito bag, but a hot chito with nacho cheese. How about that?

Because I feel like that's very, that's very L.A. Like, you're trying to say you're trying to pour nacho cheese on Angie? Whoa. Whoa. What you're saying? Tell the girls like Doritos, that's nacho cheese. That's wild big. I didn't say that.

All right. This is going somewhere like, yeah. I didn't want it to go. I know. But shout up to those costumes. We appreciate it. Like, we get the reference. I get the reference.

Being for Los Angeles, we get the reference. What if we were all one of the Hollywood letters? There's a double of us Yeah That would be cool We'd be Holly Oh we could be wood You

You're definitely what you creep Hey Sambra Sala With Angie Selina Gomez sees goals You guys That I know You guys

Okay So she was saying That this story Right That when she lived out here In LA with her parents There was a haunted dollhouse What

And it gets creepy Okay She had a dollhouse Yeah, so she said that the house that they live out here, the previous owner left a doll house. But it was just like really, really creepy. It was like a miniature full-out dollhouse, you guys, like with the garden gnomes. And it's lit. It had light.

A dollhouse with garden-garden dorms, Angie? Sounds expensive. That's not gnomes. Noms. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. I said hopes. I'm like, no.

No. Yeah. That's what she said. It was like a full-out-house. Yeah. But it's a doll house that the previous owner, I guess, like, he had built and then he left it behind. And then you put gnomes in it? Yeah, he went out.

Yeah. That's how she described it. I want to see this house. It was just, it was just creepy. She said it was just sitting, like, right outside on top of a hill. And so, like, when she moved in with her parents, like, her parents and her had no use to it. So it was just sitting there. They never got rid of it.

So it was just there, right? And so she says that that dollhouse was just haunted because one day, Selena says that when she was coming out of her house, like she was coming home. Sorry. She saw a ghost running through it. Listen. And I swore on my life. that I pulled up from work and I got out of the car

and I saw this dress and it ran really fast past the dollhouse and I couldn't have made it up it was clear as day and my parents didn't believe me but I swore I saw it. Seina Gomez,

saw a Wendy. I don't know. It's a dollhouse outside. So it's the one that they built outside. It's not really like a dog house outside. I imagine like an inside inside dollhouse. No, that's no.

No. That's why it was weird Because gnomes are for outside Oh okay Yeah yeah It was outside We think like Barbie Yes

Yeah No that's what she said It was a full-down Like miniature dollhouse Outside city house That had the gnomes in it No it was a duende house That's where

They had a duende house They were chilling They were party up Yeah While everybody was gone You know what's funny It's because Celina Gomez

She's Latina Yeah But there's parts of her That I feel like Are very Americanized Yeah Like how she talks Yeah

Like how she talks Yeah But it's like Dude welcome Welcome Welcome Welcome to our fire. You are home.

You are home. So Duendes is a thing that a lot of people believe in. Yeah. And it's essentially a gnome. Yes. It's a gnome. But how would you explain to Duende to people, Angie? Oh, scary little people.

They're supposed to be like spirit. Like a leprechaun. They're different. Yeah, kind of like a leprecha. But there are also different explanations to it because in the movie Passion of the Christ, there was this guy that did Jesus wrong. And then these little kids were following him. And they were Duende.

So there are also spirits of children that apparently like the theory is that if you don't baptize your kids, hey, get to it. And they pass away, they turn into Duendes, which is little demons. And so those demons followed the guy that did. I don't think it was Judas. It was a dude that didn't, come on, Mr. Bible. It's a dude that pretended he didn't know Jesus. And Jesus told me, told him, you're going to deny me three times.

He's one of the disciples. Yeah, one of the disciples. Disciples. Yes. Disciples. Which one is it? I don't remember. But he told them, you're going to deny me three times.

And then he denied him three times because he's not your friend. He's like, no, I don't know that man. And then the duende started following him and throwing rocks in him and their faces like transformed into all like demonic. And then that guy ended up passing away. It's Peter. Peter. Dang, that's crazy. Saint Peter?

Simon Peter. Yeah. Peter. He denied Jesus. Peter denied Jesus. And he got chased by Dundez. So then there's like this whole thing that if you see a Duende, you're supposed to curse at it. Because apparently, like, they don't like dirty things.

Oh, because there's like a whole, like a bunch of stuff. Or you get there's like be like beneys. You might be your homie. I don't know what he's talking about. What are you talking about? Merps? No. They wear the little beanie.

Oh. He's trying to get cold outside. You guys are mixing up. You guys are mixing up the lore and the last. I got confused. Yeah. Oh, now they're one of the seven dwarves. Now he just doesn't want to believe it

That's why you're laughing at it No actually I don't believe it I don't believe in Dwendez You don't believe in Teleno Gomez That she saw a ghost A little girl In a wide dress

I mean a ghost is very possible So the miniature ghost I guess Yes No but a lot of people believe in Dwendez Dorella's mom Every time things go missing She blamed she's like You have Dweendez

But really she just doesn't remember Where she puts things Duendes stole my AirPods They're so dumb. They do take the socks that you always go missing. Oh, that's them? That's the Duendes. They need it for the little feet.

Bring them out to go Zogs. And don't be calling him a miniature ghost, okay? They're just as ghosts as any other ghosts, okay? They're teacup ghosts. But they're not ghosts. They're like real people. Like flesh. Well, they're little spirit things.

Yeah. They're just paranormal. Yeah. It's creepy. Imagine even in duendez, leprechauns. Lucky charms. Oh my. No, Maximo, this is like for real because I promise you, like, people don't play her audio, play her audio.

Yeah, they don't believe her. And I swore on my life that I pulled up from work and I got out of the car and I saw this dress and it ran really fast past the dollhouse. And I couldn't have made it up. It was clear as day. And my parents didn't believe me, but I saw. See? And then three months after that happened, her ex-boyfriend and her mom's son. It was like some other boy who did he talk about.

Weekend? The weekend? So dumb. No, this happened like years ago. Who'd you see? Edgar Medina. Himself. Oh.

You wish. You wish. You wish, pal. All right. Do you believe in Duendez? Have you seen one? What do you know about when there, little gnomes? Maximo's going to tell us about that time he dated Selena Gomez.

Yeah. His dreams. Oh, okay. Sorry, you guys. Confused me. Okay, I was saying earlier that Somrasala that Selena Gomez said

that when she lived out here with her parents in LA there was a dollhouse that was left behind but the previous owner. Yeah, in the yard. So it was a yard dollhouse. Yeah, it was very crazy.

Sounds very rich. Oh, yeah, for sure. I mean, it's Selena Gomez. She's super rich. And so she was in that little doll house outside was haunted by a little girl because she had seen her listen.

And I swore. on my life that I pulled up from work and I got out of the car and I saw this dress and it ran really fast past the dollhouse and I couldn't have made it up. I was clear as day and my parents didn't believe me but I swore I saw it. Whoa. A creepy little girl running. Running. Running in a white dress. Not a girl, it's not a ghost and she has a duende. She has a duende but because they had gnomes there. She had gnomes outside of the dollhouse. He's just learning about her Latino

heritage. I wonder if this happened in September 15th to 14th. You see, that's what happens when you play with the wizardry stuff. Her little wizards are Waverly plays. You're right. That's what you're going to put it on?

Yes. Oh my gosh. No, no, I'm going to play with the right kind. What? She wasn't playing with the right kind. What do you mean?

That she was the wizards, not the brujas. Yeah. Oh, yes. There's different types of magic. I get you. I don't know. Magic, it's the devil.

Exactly. grandma would say. Your grandma would say, magic, Gennas del Diablo. No, I just know. No. Not at all.

For sure. Okay. So I stay away from that. Who do we have on the line AC? We have Veronica from the O.C. Verro from the O.C. Don't tell me we're haunted.

Hi. Hi, Veronica. How old are you, Veronica? I'm 18. You're 18 years old. You sound like a duende. You sound like a son. You sound so young.

Okay. Okay. So we were talking about how Selena Gomez, she had previously lived in a house that had like a doll house outside and some gnomes in it. And one day she came home from work, work. And then she saw like a dress scurrying. So it was a girl doing they like running around. What do you make of that? Or do you believe in that stuff?

So yes, I do believe in that. Only because when I, growing up, my mom, she told me the story that happened to her in Mexico. So the story was that she was sleeping in bed with her other two sisters. and they were all whittles. And so she said that she began to have a dream of basically like three Duendez, like messing with her and her dream. Like these like three little people messing with her in her dream. And that she said that in her dream the Duendez had scissors with them.

And that these Duendes, they cut a big chunk of her hair in her dream. So she said she got startled and when she woke up, there's literally her hair is cut off and there's scissors right next to her bed. No. So it was like a not a dream. dream, it was like for real, for real. Yeah, I guess it was for real, but she says that supposedly she dreamt it first, and then that's when it all happened.

Yeah, so she had like a premonition of what was going to happen, and then it happened. Exactly, yeah. And did she tell you about what Duende's were? Did she tell you their, like, little things or little people? What did she say that they were, like, little beings? Yeah, she basically told me that they're, that Duendez, they're kind of, they originate from, like, witchcraft, she says. That's what she told me.

And that they're not good. That they're little people. basically like basically little spiritual people yeah and ever since that story has kind of left me a little traumatized with wendez yeah did you ever think that it was going to happen to you or like was it in your house or did you ever hear like scurrying and get scared like little giggles laughing no actually i never nothing like that ever happened to me i never had an experience with as wende but i know my mom when she was when she was in mexico she had a lot of paranormal experiences over there i don't know why but yeah that's pretty much that's crazy well it's not too

late. Yeah. Staying from your mom. Yeah. Still young. There might be more Lendas on the way. Did she like her hair that? Did she like her hair cut?

Did she like her hair cut? Did the Dweendez give her bangs? No, she was very bad. She was angry and she was crying to her mom. She told me that after that she woke up crying and that she went, she went crying to her mom. Are you sure? Her sister?

Yes. I know. I thought it might be her sister. What if she cut her own hair? Didn't want her mom to get mad at her. She glended on the do we do and to cover her tracks, she has to tell you. Yeah, you guys. In case grandma asks.

No, thank you so much for chime in Mamasita. You sound seven years old. She sounds like the same type of Latino that Selena Gomez. Oh, that's you, mamasita. Thank you for chimine. And a lot of stuff happens in Mexico. Like, I know we clown it or like we make fun of it, but like there's some spiritual stuff happening over there. Definitely.

It's a very old land. Yeah, my mom has a lot of stories. And to me, Duendez, the way she described it was the same as her, like, little people. And she says that, like, in the rancho, like, up in the hills. She said it be pitch black. And then sometimes she would hear, like, little people laughing. And she would say, never look back because they'll take you. Let's call them little beings because I don't want it to be misconstrued that we're calling little people.

Do you think they wear beanies in Mexico, too? Oh, my. What? They wear beanies. I don't know. I see what I was just trying to call it because he's scared. No, all of those were beanies. I'm back on that.

Hey, if there's any that's listening right now, hit up Maxiemore. He's bad eyes. Tell him he won't kick you. I'll punt you, boy. It's good. You're horrible.

Why are you so afraid? Not afraid. Yeah, you are. Something creepy has never happened to you. Yeah, he's up about it. Everything's happened to me. Yeah, see? That's what happened.

Remember you mentioned it before? What happened to you? You had like a paranormal experience. And then we're like, dude. Will I stop growing? No. Dude, he's so like, I don't believe in. I know.

I hate that person. I believe in spirit. I believe that person that's just like super anti just to be anti. I believe in spirits and ghosts. I don't believe in Dwendre. That's crazy because it's literally the same realm. Yeah, it is. It's the same like world that it all comes from.

I don't mess with that world. I'll stay on this side with Jesus. I bet you didn't even watch Sabrina the teenage witch. Oh, yeah. Oh, you did. Yeah, she was high. Sorry, I'm not going to lie. I'm so mad at Ice Spice.

Oh. I'm so mad at her. Shout to Ice Spice. Say it, just say it. Letty was going to be Betty Boob and she was going to kill it. Yeah, remember I told you guys, I'm going to be Letty Boop. But you know what? You can still do.

No, I can. Do you see that dunk? Ice Spice. Do you see that dunk? There's nothing that I could do that could outdo her booty. She said she was a, don't know, don't know. Donks in the front. She said she was wettie boop.

That's what Ice Spice said. Oh, my God. I hate her right now. But honestly, I saw that. I was like, Ah, Ooga. See? Because then everybody's been thinking that I did Betty Boop because Ice Spice did Betty Boo.

But this is you and Albuy Boat because I Spice? Oh, I hate it. Letty Boop. That's the original. Every day, Liddy Boof is hell original. Every day, Lysmal makes comments just to prove that he is their little devil. It's crazy. Yeah.

Just, yeah. Drops him. That's why, hey, that's why he doesn't believe in them. Yes, he is. Because they believe in him. Exactly. If Maximo's your favorite, you're worshipping the devil. I am not.

I'm a child of God. No, you're not. So that goes to your mom. You can. That makes a lot of sense, actually. It would church every weekend. That Loteria card was made after you. He made the Loteria card.

Clock twist. Okay. Yeah, just. Did it really make you mad? Oh, yeah. I texted Angie and I was so upset. She was so mad. And I called her mean words that I should never.

I would have never called her if she didn't dress up. She was mad. Yeah, I was so mad. Why are they copying me? I could never be that mad. I can't be Betty. I can't. And I told her, I'm like, Letty.

You can be so do it. She was. I love Angie, she's a great friend. She's like she wasn't even wearing the right dress. She wasn't. No, you know what? A lot of people were saying that online. They were just like, girl, like you're,

pretty so cute you didn't have to make it shorter than it was like you would and then betty's boobs dress it flares at the bottom it has little ruffles at the bottom exactly i know because i got the actual costume you already got it all right all right we're gonna do return it no next year maybe no wear it no you got to it oh wear it for spicy time i mean i don't know who oh my god what what she has a husband yeah so that means spicy time is with myself you don't know anything about marriage just kidding baby you're just kidding i know We can do like a comparison, like who wore it better. It'll go crazy.

She will win. Her booty was all out. Yeah, her badonka don'ts were out. Yeah, I liked it a lot. We could always Photoshop your badonga dunk. Oh, I like it. And you can give me a big button. Give me her button.

All right, anyway, anyway, we're talking about Duendes. And if you believe in them, Maximo says if he sees a Duende, he will punt it. Yeah. I like to see you try, bro. You'd be screaming so bad. You'd be so scared. Because at the maze in Six Flies, you were screaming. Like a baby.

Yeah, you couldn't even get through the maze. That is the biggest lie I've ever heard. No, it's not. I was the shield. I don't remember. You were scared, though. Wow, Angie. I would like to.

You do not recall. Yeah. Wow, Irene, you know right? Next time I'm just throw you guys in front. Who are you shielding? Both of them, Angie and Irene. No, no, no, no, no. Stop.

Only on the first maze. After that, I stepped on you and then I was good. I stepped on you? She did. Like Vic is a great sport. Vic is probably my favorite person to do scary stuff with because he's having fun the whole time. Yeah. I'm not scared. No, even if he got scared, he'd be like, oh, you got me.

Like he was like propping the monster. Like, oh, good one. Oh, yeah, because there was a couple times where I was like, dude, they're about to get me. And like they're going to pop out. I'm like, I know they're going to pop out right here. And they wouldn't. And then it would be right after that. Like, if he could, he would high five the monster for like.

Yeah, they're doing their thing. No, it's fun because that's what you go for. You go to get scared. You go to get spooked, you know. Yeah, to get startled. To get startled, you know. And big is hilarious because when he gets scared, he does this little like karate, have karate.

I'm ready. You got mad. Okay. Back to Ludwendoza that are soon to be hunting, Maximo, that lives in Van Nuys. We got to give him the gate code. Jeez, I told you. We have Hector on the line on line one. Hector from Silmar.

Hector, good morning, Hector. Good morning. Morning. Hey, Hector. You're in Silmar. Stuff happens out there. I've lived out there It's like by the mountains

Low Key, the valley Like it's just It's scary It's scary period Yeah it is Yep Talk to me about the duendez though Do you believe in them?

No so when I was I'm starting to believe on them now Because when I was a kid I never believed I never experienced it To now that I'm older My dad would tell me stories About my little cousin

Getting haunted And then they used to like Lock them in the room And my uncle had to like Kick the door down And try to get them out The duendez The kids would lock your cousin in the room?

Yeah, they would lock the room in. And then, so I didn't believe all that. And now that I'm older, I have my child and everything. So, you know, they say that when you're kids or babies, you got to baptize them, and now that's one that messes with it. Yeah. Yeah. So now that I'm older and I'm going through all that, I have my daughter at home,

and I would walk out my house real quick, and my door was locked. And I would be like, what? So I was like, man, my door's locked. So I would have to go get up the spare key. And again, like, you know, like, 10 minutes later I walked out my house again and the door was locked again No, my face was in the room

Oh my gosh! Damn. Did you baptize your daughter? Not yet. Hurry on. Oh, hurry up. They're after you. Hey, you guys, I just realized

what if Duendez are an actual figment of the Catholic church to get us to start baptizing kids? They're a hired company? Oh, they work at Placito Olvera. They deploy them every day. They got you? Backtage your kid.

Baptize your kid. Baptize them. Um, let's do a little bit of nom-nam-nam news. Angie, please do the honors. Um-nam-nam-nam-nam. I love your nom-n-nom. You're so cute. I love you, Angie.

N-N-N-N-G, can you say you love me and numb? I'm not love you, Lettie. You're my best friend. I'm not a num-n-nam-n-n-m-ha. We're just talking about us. You guys are just witnessing me and Angie beat BFS for L. Okay? This is what happens behind the scene.

Yeah, for sure. Okay. It's national. I'm not going to say it. Because you're going to call me Courtney. It's National Candy Corn Day, everybody. So gross. I wasn't sure whether the clapper throw up.

I don't know. But Candy corn is super gross. However, it is not the most hated candy. You guys are going to be surprised. I don't believe it. It's actually the sixth most hated candy. So it makes it top 10. But there are five of the candies that are more hated than candy corn.

As a matter of fact, for the record, it's sixth because there's actually a lot of people that love candy corn. It says 45% of people say they love candy corn. And 13% claim they've never had it. Only 42% of people say they hate candy corn. So that means more people love it than hate it. Yeah. That's a lie. Liars.

If you like candy corn, that just tells me all I need to know about you. And we're not going to be friends. You need a hang out. Yeah. You probably like the black licorice too. Oh, man. It's like those people, they exist. They definitely exist.

But they all need to be like sent to an island somewhere. Yeah. Candy corn is worse. Candy corn island. The most hated candy, apparently, or like sweet treat, is actually peeps. Peeps, okay. 52% of people hate peeps. It feels wrong, hating peeps.

I don't love them. cute but yeah they're just like they're cool yeah they're packaging is nice they look at as gifts have you have you ever seen a candy corn package no no you just see them out they're just always out they're scattered they're just yeah they're just always out everywhere like they're only cute for nail designs because my mom had as like candy corn nail design I was like that's cute the color way is all right yeah the color way is pretty tight yeah it's very Halloweenish yeah okay number two most hated candy, jawbreakers. I love jawbreakers.

I can't because of my jaw. I have a small jaw. My jaw don't get tired. That's why. Well, practice. We're talking about practice. Dots? That's a paper that has, no, dots is kind of like gummies.

And they look like little, and they're like little gelatin kind of like. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They're not that bad. I like the Latino ones, though. Gun props. Because they're, those are just the veros.

It's the gumdrop and then around it is like the... Oh, you're right. All the chilitos. Yeah. Svino Chitito. Number four, most hated candy, atomic fireballs. I hate those. No, those are gross.

Red Hot is number five and then comes Candycorn. I don't believe this list. Yeah, candy corn has to be number one. Yeah. Facts. Yeah. Number one is just most hated and gross. Imagine people...

It sucks so much that it's a Halloween candy and no one gives them out for Halloween. Exactly. Right. It makes no sense. We all know. We hate that. It's going to go straight to the trash. It's going to go straight back to the window. He's like an old generation candy.

Probably. Yeah. When they first started making candy. Yeah. When they were making candy after vegetables. They got to swap peeps and candy corn displacement. House on the prairie candy. They were experimenting.

They're like, all right, let me make this little butterscotch thing and then it's candy corn things with everything that's left over. All right. Well, just candy corn. We hate cheese. you. There's somewhere right now that loves candy corn. Yeah, somebody with like a handful of candy corn on their way to work. Oh, no, god. Just know you're keeping that industry alive. No.