Brown Bag Mornings - Ep 181 Short King Spring | Brown Bag Mornings(3/20/24)
Episode Date: March 20, 2024I’m a little teapot short and stout! Welcome back to Brown Bag Mornings we have a great show in store for you. Today is all about facing your insecurities from not liking your voice to dealing with ...being short. You already know we're going to clown on each other for them regardless.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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It's Power 106.
Brownback.
Good morning.
Morning.
It was so scary.
I know.
6 a.m. is...
Oh.
And I'll puff.
And I'll puff.
I know.
Three little pigs are so scary.
You didn't know that.
Okay.
It's Power 106.
Brownback mornings.
Good morning.
Good morning.
All of us are here except Maximo
because the sickness has transferred
from Angie to Maximo from Greg.
It's not a sickness.
I got out of my car this morning and I started sneezing again.
I think a damn with the sickness.
I hear my nostrils again?
Yeah, bro, it's something crazy.
And your little eyes are red.
Yeah.
No, that's because he's crying because Dodgers tap the ass.
Yeah.
Not how I want to start in my morning.
Dodgers are beating the Padre.
Yeah.
They won already.
Bro, their game was at three in the morning hour time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Three a.
All the Dodger fans that could wake up for that, but not for work.
Hey, I know.
I'm on you.
Opening day, you know, for baseball and it took place in Seoul Korea.
Yeah.
South Korea.
Yeah.
It's dope that the Dodgers and the Padres got to kick off the entire MLB season.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's so nice that the Dodgers let their little brothers come on board with them on the plane.
I know.
That was like sponsor a trip.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because they couldn't, like, pay for it themselves.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Dodgers got y'all.
Yeah.
Their plus ones was the Padres.
Yeah.
You know when you got to go somewhere, you got to take your little brother?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then you got to take his friends sometimes.
That was like basically what the Dodgers did.
Yeah, we'll see this.
I want the same energy.
We'll see when.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
Make it to October.
We will make it to October.
We will make it to November.
It's never been to November.
As he says this, he's like crossing his fingers.
Yeah.
Aw, it's okay.
You wore your Padre's hat today.
And his little shirt?
I'm gonna wrap all day.
I'm going to wrap all day.
All season.
All season.
All season.
I'm wearing every jersey.
Greg is the Padres shirt.
Yeah.
I'm the biggest one in L.A.
The old one in L.A.
Yeah.
Really me.
I don't think you got a lot to compete.
Nor do I think that that's a flex.
I'm going to wrap every single day.
Good for you, brother.
Good for you.
That's like being the tallest small person.
While the L.A. tattoo is tattered on his stomach.
Yeah.
It's like being the tallest short king.
You just want to talk about short king spring.
Okay, so today, later on, we're going to have a lot of fun.
If you're short, today's for you.
Today's for you.
And if you didn't think you were short,
you're probably short because we did a whole debate online.
Arizi,
it was like what short king, right?
Like what qualifies as being a short king?
Oh, I voted.
Under 5-9?
No, we had hell of votes.
Like, when I checked, it was like 2,000 votes or 2,000 responses.
Now it's more hiring.
Yeah, it's about 3,000 votes.
Wow.
Dang.
And so one of the options is it under 59, under 5,7, or under 5-5, right?
Yeah.
And so people vote.
We're going to talk about this coming up at 8 o'clock,
and we're going to have a whole fun short king spring break vibes, okay?
All right.
So the short king is for you.
And if you think you're taller than a short king, you're probably not.
I might feel attacked.
Yeah.
I might feel like.
And then we're going to tell you what is the actual short king.
Yeah.
What's the actual height?
You're going to be mad, especially if you're Mexican.
Because it's like, what's short for you versus what, like, who are we talking short?
Are we talking Latino short?
Are we talking regular short?
Yeah, I'm tall for Mexican.
That's all I know.
Yeah.
All right.
It's 25 years since she dropped the miseducation of Lauren Hill album.
So it's going to be an amazing concert to commemorate that at the Toyota Arena April 5th.
I want to go to, Angie.
Two six-size Magic Mountain.
Go all out this spring break.
And all my short kings, I don't know if you're going to make it in the rides.
But it's okay.
I'm right there with you, bro.
I have to wear my spice girl shoes when I go to these places.
No, the Spice Girl ones.
Oh, platform.
All right, like, keep it here because we have simp or pimp on the way.
Maximo's not here because he got the sickness.
Yeah.
What's crazy, Angie, is that you just had the sickness for one day.
Yeah, literally, like it was really bad.
Suspicious.
Out of nowhere.
What do you mean suspicious?
I was literally, I went to the gym and I was at the parking lot and I can't get off.
Like, I had the shivers really bad.
I cannot walk.
That was in anxiety because that wasn't gym anxiety.
I called Marcus and I was like in the burst of tears
I'm like I'm not a baby I promise you
But I feel bad
Yeah
And he's like just don't go to the gym
I'm like no but I'm here and I change
Was that in the morning?
It was bad
Was that in the morning?
No no no
It was after work
Oh so you didn't feel morning sickness?
I don't know because I'm kind of scared
I'm next to you and my throat starting to hurt again
Oh you guys got to get away from me
Like literally the left side
What I was thinking about
Whatever I was speaking into the mic earlier
And I like
Backed up
No, because it's Maximil's Mike.
I need to clean it.
Let's have to type this off.
Okay, so Angie felt the shivers, and her throat was hurting.
And that had fever.
Yeah, and then the next day she woke up and it hurt to talk, so she didn't come in.
And that was yesterday.
That was yesterday.
Angie, you told me that personally.
Mm-hmm.
You didn't put that in the group chat.
So Maximo comes in yesterday, and throughout the morning, he's like, I feel sick, too.
And then he starts shaking.
Yeah.
Like, he's like, dude, I'm shit.
He was like, a little chew on.
Yeah.
And he didn't know that.
Like, I knew that was your symptom, but you didn't put that in the chat to, like, placebo way into him or him be like, dude, I really don't want to go to work tomorrow. Let me fake it.
He literally was having the same symptoms.
Wow.
Yeah.
I don't know what's now.
Greg, what did you bring?
I didn't do it.
It's allergy season for me.
It's just allergies everywhere.
I've never had any allergies.
You brought something in from the chaos.
Yeah.
I'm not even kidding.
I walked out of my car and just started sneezing, a sneezing a sneezing and sneezing.
The chemtrails.
I was like, what's going on here?
The chem trails.
Stop it.
Stop.
It is.
You're turning into your dad.
Look up at the sky.
The truth is out there.
All right.
Simper Pimp is on the way.
Simper Pimp is on the way.
Vick is going to fill in for Maximo there.
What's going on inside Simper Pimp, Maximo?
Man.
Well, I didn't prep a T.
We'll let me.
Find out.
We're going to find out about Jalen Green.
All of a sudden, he has a weird explanation for why he's actually playing very well, even though it's his job.
Yeah.
All right?
You're going to find out.
By weird.
You mean Simper.
explanation. Let's hear it next. It's
Power 106. L.A's number one for hip
hip. Buenos Dias. Simp
or pimp.
Simp, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip.
Sip, Sip, Sip.
Sip break.
What's going on?
VIXIMO.
It's VIXIMO.
It's VIXILA.
With the Simpin or Pimpin.
Okay. And I got to tell you guys about Jalen Green.
Okay, who's that for us that don't know?
NBA Houston Rockets superstar, young superstar, Jalen Green.
He's 21 years old.
He's actually been, you know, talked about a lot recently because he's with Drea
Michelle, a former basketball wife.
Okay.
So he's a basketball player.
He's a basketball player.
He's 21.
Dreia's like, you know, getting near her 40s.
So there's like a lot of controversy kind of about that.
Bro, we were not mad when Al Pacino had a baby, 70-year-old.
70-year-old had a baby with like a 20-year-old.
We're not mad.
But that's Scarface.
Honestly, in my head, all I could think about was, like,
damn props to her because she's 37 having a baby.
She's 39.
She looks great.
She should be in the hall of fame.
I can do it, too.
I can be 37 and pregnant now.
True.
She's 39.
You are.
Like a 20-something-year-old?
She is fine.
Well, I'm just thinking of the age.
Well, Marcus looks 21 sometimes, right?
Mm-hmm.
He does.
He gets very young.
He looks young, but he's my age.
I know, I know, I know.
Okay, but this is about Jalen Green.
Okay.
All right.
Jalen Green, he was asked by a reporter,
why he's been playing so good recently
and he had this to say
wait first before you play pops
what is he usually playing like and what is
like the so good so he's a young
player he has a lot of potential he's he has
ability to score a lot
but he's been doing it a lot more consistently
over the last six seven games
you know they've been saying like man
you've kind of reached a different level
so they asked them and this was his response
since all star break you have been
explosive what is motivating you
My family
My family
My baby
So yeah
You're the best
Jayland
Thank you
Thank you
My baby
My baby
My family
He really thinks
They're not married
No
No
But that's what he's referring to
You know
His new family
Yeah
His baby
That's a couple weeks
You know
In the oven
And he thinks
That's the reason
Why he's playing so good
It is
It is
He's been
In the old
Baby's not because he's been taking a lot of jump shots.
It's not because he's been practicing since he was five years old.
No, it's because while responsibility is hitting him and he's got to make something
of himself now that he knows he's having a baby.
Responsibility.
He's already in the NBA.
Yeah, he's a billionaire already.
Yeah, but he's doing it for self.
Now he's like, I got to make sure we're set because there's people that come in the NBA,
they leave the NBA.
We forget about them.
They're like in a few years or they're a hot shot and then nothing happens.
Very true.
So you know what?
He's upsetting me?
What?
What?
You know what's upsetting me?
What?
That Vic was, weren't you 21 when you?
I was.
I was.
And you know what motivated me?
Yeah.
You know what motivated me?
What?
My family.
Oh, God.
I'll see.
I took him diesel for us again.
Why weren't you?
He's just mad.
He wasn't doing his best bank telling.
I did.
Were you a bank teller at the time?
Yes.
I got a little better.
I got a little better.
I got a little better.
I was short less.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Short I can make less.
You went from counting the money in the bank to counting it into your pockets.
Exactly.
That's not okay.
Put a little extra weight.
Yeah.
For a rainy day.
No, don't do that.
That's a crime.
Bank telling me.
Just kidding.
Just kidding.
Yeah, but basically he's, you know, simping really hard.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's pretty simple.
I get what you guys are saying too.
Like, it's, dude, you've been doing this since you were a kid.
You have natural abilities.
Yeah.
Like, you're a baller.
You got here on your own.
Like, why is...
You can jump 45 inches.
Exactly.
And this girl comes around and you want to say it's her in the family now.
Yeah.
You just met her.
You guys sound like such a haters.
We're not haters.
You are.
You are.
You should have a girl that motivated.
bates you to do better and be like level up.
Well, if Drea chose me, then I would.
Okay?
It's not fair.
Yeah, exactly.
It should have been me.
Should have been me.
It should have been me.
Is that the chat?
It should have been me.
It should have been me.
I would say that was a very simple answer because normally it's like, you know,
hard work, dedication.
Yeah.
I want to be focused on the game.
Yeah.
But he's like, no, it's my baby.
My baby that's probably an embryo right now.
They probably have the tracking app.
I know.
He's probably like super like, what is, is it a lemon today?
He's a size of a bean or something.
He's so excited.
Yeah, he's excited.
Your baby's a size of a sim.
Yeah, bean.
Yeah, he's the happy sim.
Okay.
Well, let's do you mind in here, little paburicito.
Sip, Sip, Sip.
Keep me here as high one of six.
What's the word?
Word on roast crants.
Roast crance.
Word on roast crotch.
The word is,
Siza hit the SAP button on stage.
in Argentina,
okay?
Solana,
which now I'm reading her name much differently.
Solana,
aka Siza,
was on stage in Argentina
and hyped up the crowd
in Spanish.
And let's just say,
her Spanish is much better than mine.
Yes.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Wow.
Oh my God.
What?
What is that mean?
That doesn't even sound like her,
though.
Yeah.
What does that mean, Greg?
Maddo you know.
Somebody used your voice,
something.
No,
Qualado
Tiena
Most
Oh,
yeah,
what side
has a louder
side?
It's like
Good job.
Yeah.
That doesn't
sound like it
at all.
It doesn't.
So that's her
in Spanish.
Yeah.
Our voice is
changed in English
in Spanish.
Yes,
but she had like
the whole
delivery and accent.
Like,
it was so fluent.
Yeah.
I was like,
oh my God.
Like,
and,
you know,
she's right now,
she's in South America
as a part
of her South American
SOS tour run.
So she hit Argentina.
Yes.
She hit Chile.
Chile.
She's going to Colombia and Brazil later this month.
And so I thought maybe it was just like,
she's been practicing or whatever.
And I told her what to say?
Yes.
Like what specific how to say that part?
No, but I did some digging and she actually has sung in Spanish before on a song with Caliucci's.
Okay, listen to this.
Oh, my gosh.
She is so hot.
Oh, good.
Hey, Solana, menaka.
She needs to come through.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
Yes.
Yes.
And Angie, she's so hot.
sent me a tweet also where she was doing like
an ask me anything on
Twitter a couple years ago and they asked her
hey do you speak any Spanish and she said
when she speaks Spanish she understands
Portuguese yeah Portuguese
she knows a little bit of German
that's cool oh my God
she had so much better than us yeah way better
than us and see that there's this funny thing
about Siza it's like an internet meme
conspiracy that she lies a lot
yeah that she's always lying
yeah yeah I totally the
he be lying
Hey, yeah, come on.
Right, Ari?
Yeah.
As soon as you guys were talking about it, I was just like, no, she's lying.
She's lying?
No.
She's lying, no.
But you could tell right there.
Okay, okay, okay.
But I mean, one time she's not lying.
The one time, right?
That's why she has somebody in the background, like on the microphone with her.
She's just wording it with her mouth.
No.
Oh, like she's lip syncing.
What has she lied about that?
People think this is like a thing.
Like this is her right.
You have time, Irene?
Yeah.
Yeah.
She has a lie.
Maybe like a couple examples because I really wanted him.
So she, when she got her new place, she had said,
oh my God, I'm going to go buy a TV today.
You guys, I've never had a TV before.
And then fans found pictures of her, like, as a teen,
and there's TVs in her living around.
Oh, I got you got you.
And then she was like, oh, my God, I've never had a birthday cake.
My mom made me a birthday cake.
And then they found pictures of her with the birthday cake.
Like, it's just random lies.
Like, why even lie about that?
Yeah, unnecessary as hell.
Lana.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
She's dramatic.
I like it.
Lies in Spanish now.
Lys in Spanish.
Stairs in Spanish.
Okay.
But yeah, I do like that she speaks again.
I got to hear that one more time.
Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah.
Sounds so good.
That once, uh,
Fue Mejor?
Yes,
for Caliucci's.
Wow.
I know.
When I heard it speak Spanish at the concert in Argentina,
I'm like, where did she get that accent from?
Yeah,
because she doesn't have like,
Oh, she's from Jersey.
She's from the East Coast.
Yeah.
So it did kind of sound a little Puerto Rican, Dominican.
Yeah, that's what I'm like, okay.
Yeah.
So maybe like her friends growing up, maybe taught her.
Yeah.
But also like, you can like learn a couple things from your friends, but like she was fluent.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sentences.
Yeah.
Very natural to her.
Shout out her.
Shout to her.
All right.
Look, 50 cent responds to Shaquille O'Neill calling himself the 50 cent of the NBA.
What?
Okay.
Look.
Shack was on a podcast or on his podcast.
I just say, and he said every now and then I have beef with other guys and I always tell them, don't mess with me, I'm the 50 cent of the NBA.
What?
50 cent of the NBA?
And it made me think, like, you know what?
He has had a lot of beefs during his time in the NBA and after he's retired.
Shaq has beef?
Yes.
He beefed with Kobe.
He beefed with Kobe.
He did a disc track on Kobe back in the day.
That's why he left to the Miami Heat.
Yeah.
But even when he became a member of the media, you know, he always has a thing against other
centers, other big men, where he's
extra tough on them and he expects
a lot of them. But how is that 50 cent?
See, that's what I'm trying to say. Like, you can have beef
that's cool, but what does that? Like,
were you the 50 cent of
the comparison, right? It's the beefing. The beefing
with everybody. Not afraid to beef with
anybody, because the thing is with him, he's
super nice. Everybody knows, like, also, Shaq
is like, you know, he's the general. He's incredible.
Yeah, he's the general. Like, he's
incredible when, like, you know, he actually
engages and he's nice and wants to
talk to the media. Yeah. He's funny. He's witty.
everything.
But when somebody pisses him off, he is the worst person to be in a beef with because
just like 50 cent, he'll get online, he'll go on Twitter.
Like you won't leave it alone.
He won't leave it alone until he's over it.
Shack plays many men in the background every time he's mad.
He had this segment called Shacked in a Fool.
I like that segment.
Yeah.
And what he would do is he would always clown like other big men.
Usually when they would make a mistake, you know, when it's like bloopers almost like
Somebody passed somebody.
The ball, they drop it.
So he was focusing a lot on this player, Javelle McGee, who ended up playing for the Lakers later and won a championship.
But he was always picking on him because he was kind of like lanky and goofy and he would like trip over himself.
So much so that Javeil McGee's mom had to get involved and tell him, you better leave my son alone, stop picking on him.
Not so mom.
He's a bully?
He's a bully.
So like how 50 is a bully?
Exactly.
Because I'm like, okay, what is, what is 50 cents?
about Shaq?
The holding grudges part.
The holding grudges, okay.
He holds grudges for years.
With Dwight Howard,
okay.
Dwight Howard, he always,
Shaq always went in on Dwight Howard
because Dwight Howard said,
oh, I'm Superman.
And Shaq originally had the nickname of Superman.
Oh, he did.
He tried to do the whole like Superman logo thing.
He wore a cave and everything.
That for sure.
And ever since then,
Shaq has not liked Dwight.
Like, to this day,
there's always like a long standing.
How long has that been going on?
Like going on 20 years.
Yeah.
I remember being a kid in that beef was happening
Yeah I was a kid in that beef was happening
I'm still trying to find the comparison of 50
Yeah
Because to me like Shaq might be the Rick Ross
Because he's the biggest boss
The biggest boss
I'm trying to see what's the comparison
Like 50 online is pretty wild too
Like he trolls a lot
So maybe that's the comparison
Yeah trolling
Maybe he means that
That he's a troll
Okay maybe maybe it's the business acumen
Because 50 has hell of businesses
And so does Shaq
Shaq has hell of businesses
I thought physically, like, they're big.
Like, when you think of hip-hop, like, or at least rap, you think, like, 50 is the big guy.
And then when I think basketball, I'm like, musselie.
Yeah, like big like that.
And then when I think of, like, basketball, I think of Shaq being the same thing.
Yeah.
So in that, like, they're like the big men and the ling of that they're in.
Yeah.
That's how I see it.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Physically.
Exactly.
So, so 50 responded to, you know, to Shaq calling himself the 50 of the NBA.
And he said, I love Shaq.
He said, still mad.
Y'all was confused.
who should have the Superman logo.
And then he said, now Dwight cleared all that up for you, huh?
L-O-L.
So he's talking about the beef.
Yeah, he's talking about that.
And then, you know, just how, like, you guys don't like Dwight as much anymore because he's weird.
I wonder if he would call himself the shack of rep.
Oh.
Oh.
And Shaq wrapped.
So, man, they should just make a song together.
Make a song together.
They should.
Or they diss everybody.
All the longstanding.
Many men part two.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Why are you going?
No, we're just quiet.
Me and I mean.
Why?
No, we did.
I don't know.
I mean,
you made a face like,
hmm.
Shuck is a good rapper.
And he's a good rapper.
And he's a good DJ.
Oh, you're right.
He is a DJ too.
And he's a fan of the show, I think.
Yeah.
Called him one time.
All right, guys.
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Es?
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Oh, guys.
Hey, you guys.
Hey, guys.
It's time for Dodger baseball.
Officially begun in Seoul, Korea.
Dodgers took on the Padres at 3 a.m. this morning.
And by 6 a.m. this morning, tap that.
They took them on all right.
Yeah, here we go.
Here we go.
All right. Padres, you guys lost by a lot, right?
Three.
By three?
Oh, it's okay.
But the thing is they were doing good.
And I like that.
You guys were doing good.
Your hopes show of you were like, oh, I can't wait to say this.
You wore your whole Padres gear.
I can't wait to say this.
I can't wait to say this.
Boom.
And then one of your guys is...
First baseman.
One of your guys is...
Mitz broke.
Yeah.
Your first basement...
What happened?
The ball went straight through it.
The ball went straight through it.
I've never seen that.
I've watched so many baseball games.
Played baseball.
Never seen that before in my entire life.
Please go watch it on Brown by Mornings 106.
I keep watching it.
And I'm like, why?
You were right there, bro.
That would have been an easy.
It's the start of the season.
It's like going to the first day of school with some broken shoes.
And yes, I've done that.
But you know what?
It hurt.
Yeah.
It's probably because, like, you know, the Padres, they're like in a financial, like, crisis right now.
And they can't afford, like, good gloves.
Yeah.
So they probably just got whatever's on the clearance rack or whatever.
The final was 5-2 and it didn't have to be that way if that play didn't happen.
Yeah, it would have been an easy double play.
Right.
There was a run around first.
Hit it towards the first basement.
So easy double play.
What's the first basement's name?
Croningworth.
Jay Croningworth.
Oh, Jay Croningewingworth.
Jay Brokenworth
Yeah, that part
And it was
2-2, so it's tied
Top of the 8th
Yeah
Wow
Oh you're
I'm mad
I'm mad
I'm kidding
I woke up and I was like
I'm gonna listen to the game
We're up to zero
And then this happens
And I'm like this makes no sense
At all
Like why
Why?
It does make sense
Through the book
Why
Why?
Not only did that happen
Shout out to Otani
Who hit
And when he was at bat
He ended up breaking
Something in the actual venue
He hit a foul ball
so hard that there was like a dome
and he broke through the
bro this season is starting like this
it's on crazy season
I know it's gonna be an amazing season
yeah we'll see in October though like I said
do you do you watch Dodger games when they're not playing the Padres
No I don't watch any Dodger games
You watch this one
This is a Padres game
It's a Dodger game because they won
It's a Padres game
I watch the Padre game not Dodger games
I'll look at the Dodger scores just to be like ha
Ha ha ha ha ha
Okay, all right.
So for Dodger fans, actually this season, I know it's so anticipated,
Shoaho Tani's here.
Like, we're feeling like this is the season.
Yeah, right?
And Spectrum is hearing you out so much so that they're offering you the chance to
watch their games for free without paying for cable or satellite TV.
If you have an internet line already or a phone line,
you can use those credentials on MLB on the app and on the MLB.com,
and that could let you see it.
Usually, like it's tough.
to see the Dodger games out here,
especially if you're in LA,
but if you don't have the channels, right?
And a lot of us don't,
because we don't pay for cable
or we don't have these packages.
But now if you have the internet
or the phone line,
you could use those credentials.
Which is really cool.
Because I have the internet.
Yeah, I think I have the internet too.
And I have the business,
like our business phone is Spectrum.
That means that we all have it.
Yeah, it's so tight.
Because loki, I've been,
I tried a lot of different ways
to find the game for my dad.
hard to watch like any sports you know live sports now like you really have to go out of your way
as opposed to download apps and yeah it was on channel 9 like dofu or do dooku sports or something
yeah yeah i just listen to it on the mlb that's it like i literally listen to it yeah and that's it
you just got a picture in your brain yeah like so in your brain how did you picture your that full
was mid breaking and no i don't want to picture that at all i was just mad at it the whole time yeah
i turned it off after that i turned it out i'm out here i don't want to hear this anymore
I don't want to start my day like this.
Why would I want to start my day like this?
But I think that's good news for all of our Dodger fans that definitely want to watch the dog games.
Yeah, that's really cool.
That is cool.
All right.
Well,
You get to see Otani.
See Otani for sure.
And I'm telling my dad.
You guys get to lose to Otani.
My dad will be like, like, where's the game?
And he's getting used to like, you know how in the TV, there's Hulu, there's Netflix,
he's different apps?
He's getting used to like figuring it out.
And then I know that I have to get, well, allegedly I have to get the app and then screen it.
But not the app.
the app.
It's the app that my friends told me.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we had to do this and that.
Allegedly, yeah, like seven years ago.
Yeah.
Oh, it's just keep it working out.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, yeah, shout out to you.
Shout out to all my dodger friends out there.
And keep it here because after the break,
we are going inside the homie helpline.
And Victor, who are we helping this morning?
We're helping out the homegirl Evelyn, okay?
Because Evelyn has a case of the X, all right?
Case of the X.
Case of the X.
It's okay.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's all for the maximum.
It's all for.
It's a whole reference.
No, it's not.
Man.
Power 106.
It's Power 106.
At least number one for hip hop.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
It's a great morning.
I love that you said it.
Yeah, it's a great morning, right?
That proves to me you're not a real Padrex fan.
Yeah.
Well, I'm trying to...
The Potter's just lost to the Dodgers opening day.
I'm being positive today.
Five two.
You guys almost had it.
You're right there.
Then that fool was broke with his little broken mint.
And if in...
Yeah.
Not only did they lose it.
The first baseman, what is the name again?
Jake Crono'worth?
Yeah, the ball, he could have caught the ball, but it went right through his mitt.
Literally rolled through his mitt.
Oh, yeah.
Rolled right through it.
And then crossing the game.
Broken glove.
Yeah.
To be fair, they probably would have won the game anyway.
No glove, no love.
Because it's Dodgers.
Hey, hey.
But what?
Huh?
Yeah, but it's a great date?
It was a great day.
It was a great day.
It was a great day.
I'm trying to be positive.
Positive.
It was happy.
Happy.
I'm dying inside.
Oh.
Your parents, they're Dodger fans, right?
My dad's, uh, Rockies fans.
because of Colorado.
Yeah.
Because they're all from Colorado.
His family's from Colorado.
Oh.
Yeah.
His family is from Mexico.
Well, yeah.
From Mexico.
From Mexico.
Okay.
All right.
And then my mom's a Dodgers fan.
Yeah.
I knew.
I know I love Mr.
I knew I love Maria Kundee.
And then our brother's and angels friend.
Oh, you guys are all over the place.
Yeah, you guys are all over the place.
Yeah.
That's the dysfunction in the family.
I can see it.
There's science.
There's science.
They're signs.
He's a white socks fan.
Yeah.
It's hard.
All scattered.
We love baseball.
No, I think you guys are like all, what is it?
Like contradictory.
Each other.
You can't, you all can't like something together.
What do you mean?
Is there something that you all like?
No.
See?
But you guys are all the same way.
Like, you guys are like.
They like a couple of them like the Broncos.
A couple of them.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'm a Chargers fan.
I don't like the Chargers.
I don't like the Chargers.
You just said I don't like the Chargers.
You just said, I'm a Chargers fan.
No, you said I'm a Chargers fan.
I don't like the Chargers.
I mean, I don't like the Broncos.
Yeah, and then my other brother's a Rams fan.
So, yeah, we're all over the place.
Yeah, we're a Dodgers household ourselves.
What about you, Vic?
Dodger household.
Angelica.
There you go, Dodgers.
Wow, and Angie Lose and they'll see some.
I could have been angels, bud.
I'm easy.
What about you?
Dodgers.
Yeah, it's crazy.
It's crazy.
Like solid families over here.
Oh, yeah.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
It's not, it's not solely not.
All right.
What are we doing here?
Shout out.
Shout out.
Yeah, shout out to my sadness.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's all right.
On any other day, we're not happy that he's sad,
but on this day, we're happy because it's because the Dodgers won.
So, let's go.
All right, let's do our shout-outs.
Chelsea wants to shout out her son, Jaden.
Are you okay there, buddy?
That's Jose.
Are you okay there, buddy?
Are you having a stroke on her?
What's going on?
Jose, what happened there?
The bag was right next to the mic.
Okay, E.S.M.R.?
All right, let me turn that way.
Chelsea wants to shout out her son, Jaden, for getting an A on his math test.
Okay, Jaden.
Chris Jaden?
Crystal wants to shout out her man cell.
He passes medical board exam.
Oh, my God.
These test passers.
He's an x-ray tech now.
He's an x-ray technician.
Let's go.
He's trying to see through you, girl.
Ooh.
He's trying to scan her.
Anyway, Diane did the Joker already, dog.
You know what I did.
All right, go.
Dehalo, let's go.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
All right.
Diane wants to shout out her kids, Mallory and Mason.
Mallory and Mason.
Mallory.
Hi from your mama.
Yes.
And then our birthday.
today we got Tina who wants to wish his girl Cindy a happy birthday
Carlo wants to shoot out for her son Aiden's birthday
And then Antonin wants to wish her daughter Alina a happy birthday as well
Let's go okay so to Cindy and Alina happy birthday to you guys
Félémyth Cumpalos
Adi
And to Aiden
Of course it's Naden
That wants to shoot out yeah exactly
Yes we do this and it happened because someone accidentally said shootout instead of shout out
And then I was like hey you guys let's do it they want to shoot out
And now it's the thing you guys
Yeah.
So I feel like we need to step up our guns.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cock your gun real quick.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mine's going to keep, I'm going to stay with the laser.
I know the Piu-Pew.
How do you cock a laser?
You do.
Yeah.
You go, chit-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch.
Sounds like a car alarm.
Yeah.
I Risi.
You're in Maximo.
See, you usually don't do the shoot-outs with us.
Right?
Yeah.
What do you?
I mean, you do know how to do that.
You know how to do that.
Come on.
How long have you been in hip-hop?
Come on.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
Irene, that was crazy.
That was my good.
All right.
Are you guys right?
Irene, you have to shoot.
Yeah, I'll do it.
All right.
This is for Aiden.
It's his birthday, okay?
You're gonna start doing these for real.
Yeah.
We gotta do this for fun real quick.
We're in teaching.
Aiden, happy birthday to you.
Ready?
Yeah.
Three.
Two, one.
Bow,
Bob,
Bob,
ball,
Bob,
Bob,
Bha
back way.
Pull me up.
I will stop
the music.
Go?
I stopped the music.
Go, go.
Have a birthday.
Sorry.
It's Farr 106.
All right, check this out,
homie.
You need a homie
or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean,
online.
We've got you for.
The homie help line.
All right.
We're hoping the homegirl
Everl.
Okay, Evelyn sent us a DM and said,
Hey, Brownback, I listen to y'all every morning.
I need some help.
So I went to Rolling Loud.
I bought the tickets when they dropped,
and at the time, I was with my ex.
When I got them, we were already broken up.
This was four months ago, but we still decided to go together.
We got an Airbnb because we didn't want to commute from Long Beach to Inglewood for four days.
We wanted a short Uber distance and not to drink and drive.
Well, so responsible.
Yes.
Some things happened that weekend
Since then we haven't spoke or talked about what happened
But now I'm confused
Oh, they hooked up
Yeah, they hooked up
So she said, I thought I had moved on from the relationship
But now it brought up so many feelings
Should I text him and ask him what did it all mean?
But that's so cliche
Or should I wait till he says something
Or just leave it alone and keep it moving
Help me out, Brownback
Get back with your ex
Wow
I'm back of X.
You're going to get back the tracks.
Angie.
It's a thing.
It is a thing.
Okay, Angie, when it happened to you,
because I tell them,
we're in spin the block season.
Yesterday you were here.
But we're talking about how bad bunnies back with Gabriela.
Yeah, they were seen together.
We saw like YG and Suidi get back together.
And she over the weekend at Rolling Loud was rolling in the deep wooder man.
We're her ex, right?
Yes, being loud.
But then they stopped talking.
So you got to understand, like, when, like, that also feels like the,
like the hook.
hookup.
Yeah.
Like, it doesn't really feel like the day after.
It's kind of like you were there and I have a pass with you, so let's do that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you get what I'm saying?
Because he didn't check on on her afterwards.
Yeah.
Talk after.
None of that.
Yeah.
To him, it's just like, eh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it's not his girl anymore, you know.
Yeah.
Because you got back with your ex after he said something to you.
Oh, yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
Emails.
Love it.
But she's saying they haven't talked.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was just the hookup for him.
Yeah.
See?
He's on to the next one
On to the next one
That fast
I hate him
He had a whole Airbnb and went to her
Like there's a lot of people I wrote out
No they shared the
They had bought the tickets before they broke up or something
Yeah that's a
It was just one last weekend
Yeah
You know of like a goodbye
The last ride
He's never the last ride
You say goodbye
Never the right time
To say goodbye
I follow us
Because I understand her as a point of view for a girl
right but for guys yeah they see you guys just see it like oh it just a hookup doesn't mean
anything move on get over yeah girls do that I know no no I understand this specific story okay
how do you how do the dog see what happened I mean what else did you expect yeah
a good basket at the end or like we went around out I got an Airbnb like it was lit did you
have a good time though yes was it fun though it's like a good bye card or something like
Oh, my God.
A dear Juana letter?
All right, thank you for this.
Yes, all that.
And flowers.
I'd like to appreciate all my fans for this moment right here.
How about this?
How can she tell the difference if it was just a hookup and she should just leave it at that and move on?
Because she said that they had already started moving on or she was fine.
Or if it is time to, like, what from the dude's side should she be on the lookout for if it is actual, I want to get back together?
Because there are times where you do want to get back together.
Yeah, I mean, to, like, it's pretty kind of simple the fact that he hasn't hit her up because
I'll say. It's been like two days.
No, I know.
But like when you're like really emotionally invested and maybe I'll just speak for myself, I'll be like, hey, like you get home okay.
Like everything good.
Like, so he has sent you no follow ups.
Yeah, not at all.
Because that means mentally out of sight, out of mind.
Like he's just on to the next, doing whatever he's doing.
There had to be like some words exchange as well with them.
Like there had to be some, I feel like he maybe have like gas.
her in a little bit.
Oh, how are you guys gaslight?
What?
How do they do that?
Like, when and what it in hell?
This is the first guy to ever gaslight.
Yeah.
That was the first.
But like how?
Like, what did he do you think?
She was probably like, oh yeah, I still came with you.
So I had some feelings for you still type of way.
I wouldn't want to be here with anybody else but you.
Something like that.
Or when they hooked up, they were drunk.
Oh, they were on.
Yeah.
And then she, but she is feeling it.
Yeah.
She said feelings are.
happening she said like she wants to text and what does she want to text her and what did she
want to hit him up um what did it all mean what did it all mean imagine you get that text
what did it all mean what did it all mean this past weekend what did it all mean it meant that
future yeah metro booming rock the stage in front of 30,000 people like you said mask off
there's fathers and cars right now with their daughters there's fathers and cars right now
with their daughters just tell them say see eh this is what you want this is what you want for
yourself?
Why you don't date until you're married?
And he was like, how does we do that?
How does that happen?
No boyfriend still you're married.
I'm like, what?
Dang.
Okay, she's trying to decipher.
She went to Rolling Now, and then she did the whole explanation of Long Beach to England
Wood.
We don't get that far.
It's also not that far.
Yeah.
But she had got, it was an Airbnb?
Yeah.
With her ex.
They had got the tickets to Rolling Loud when they were together.
They decided.
go together again one thing led to another i mean staying four days with somebody in an Airbnb
that you had connections with that one point you're gonna have connections there's gonna be
something going down yeah maybe she was making him breakfast and all that stuff too maybe she wasn't and
he was just glad to like leave he's like all right yeah that's oh yeah maybe that too yeah see this is my
thing i'm having i'm having a a trouble being understanding where his point of view i don't want
your point of view to be his point of view yeah i get you oh because what if he's like yeah i loved it like
Yeah, like, I love her.
He would have been more on her.
He's being sassy and just wants her to text him.
Like, he wants him to text.
Man or sather?
Brother, it happens.
Not sending a text to sassy.
Oh, my God.
We can't even not do something.
Not making the first move.
That's so you guys.
We're kings now.
Bro, Vic don't hit on girls.
They have to know who he is.
I just stand there and just say.
No.
No, he does not just stand there.
I just stand there and wait for them.
We had went to Vegas.
There was a freaking table.
full of hot girls he was liking
them like Vic say something
I wish I was there to see that no no he only
he hits on people on his followers
because he knows they know who he is
I feel you on that one too
I tell you Greg all the time that he's
becoming like Vic and it irks my soul
Are you ready
He's like oh yeah that's me
Are you ready? No because they fought for his flexes
Nah yeah see look
I like your left the hall
Your house in the hills
Wow
Chow.
That old thing.
Cardboard curtains.
Hey.
They're actual curtains.
Please go to his house on the hills.
It does not have central air.
Yes.
I got a little heater.
I got plants.
I got a fan.
You got plants too?
I got plants too.
I got plant.
I got plant.
I got plant.
Just one.
Like a plant.
Just one.
Just one plant.
It's a succulent and it's fighting for
life right now.
It's because it's close to the heater.
Oh my God.
All right.
Well, I say, what were we even doing?
We're helping.
Evelyn.
Evelyn.
Evelyn went to Rolling Loud with her ex.
And by the way, we had a Rolling Loud homie
helpline last week of the girl that wanted to either
give her ex the ticket or her new guy the ticket.
But her ex is more fun and then they've been around each other
for a long time.
but the new guy said like, hey, I got my outfit already when she told him that she had won tickets.
Yeah, he assumed that she was taking him.
Yeah.
We have an update on that one.
Yeah.
Give it now?
What is the update?
Can I even give it?
Yeah, go ahead.
Okay, so I asked her if she could call in and she said, I can't give a call in, but check this out.
The tea is teen.
That's what she said.
Ex-guy that I gave the ticket to brought her new chick to rowing lap.
Oh, my God.
So she ended up giving the ticket to the, she wanted to.
She won two tickets here.
She ended up giving it to her ex.
But then he took a girl.
Okay, so then he bought another girl ticket.
Future energy.
Yep.
It's because of future.
She said, me and my new dude ran into both of them.
So then she got a new guy got a ticket too.
I'm loving that.
She should have bought him.
I know.
She said, and new dude heard me on the radio and was like,
maybe you don't give the extra ticket away and we wouldn't have been in this situation.
I love it.
The fact.
that new guy was still with her having heard her on the radio say how she didn't even like him like that
and it's so new.
Wow.
Gigi's a Gigi.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Which is making me think so that the new guy bought his own ticket, the new guy got his own ticket.
And so the ex-guy went on her ticket but got a new girl a ticket.
So he bought third ticket.
This is very, I don't know.
I like this.
That's a TV show.
Those are the type of people we helped.
Shout out Gigi.
All right.
Now we on to Evelyn?
Evelyn.
Evelyn, another rolling loud drama.
There was so much drama rolling loud.
We shouldn't even have been backstage interviewing artists.
She should be interviewing the crowd.
Who'd you come with?
Who are you supposed to come with?
What's your dilemma?
Thanks.
We need to do that next time and start fights.
Okay, we need to help Evelyn.
Her and her ex went to rolling loud together.
One thing led to another and now she's confused and she wants to know.
Should I text him and ask him what did it mean?
But that's so cliche or should I wait until he says something or just leave it alone and keep it moving.
Okay?
Let us know what we will tell her.
Did those four days mean nothing to you?
Clearly not.
Oh, you guys make me hate your.
We had to make future proud.
You guys make you make your kind so bad.
Power 106, L.A's number one for hip hop.
Power 106, L.A.'s number one for hip hop.
Buenos Dias.
Shout out to dirty threads on my TikTok life.
He said, rise and grind.
I haven't heard that in a while.
Wow.
That was peak, like, Twitter.
Yeah, early Twitter.
Rising Grind family.
If you didn't tweet that, like, were you even actually
working?
Yeah.
Were you even grinding?
Or rising?
Were you even up?
Yeah.
That part.
So rise and grind to everybody.
Rising grind.
Rising grind.
All right.
Let's get into the homie help lane.
All right.
Check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for.
The homie help line.
Evelyn spent four days with their ex at Rolling Loud and hasn't heard from him since.
Yeah.
And she's been rolling in her mind ever since.
What is going on?
What is this?
even feelings are back in like she thought she was over him now she doesn't know what to
think should they move forward he has not hit her up since rolling not rolling that was this
weekend so it's been it's now it's time it's rolling silent yeah because he made i have a question
dude would you guys be like wondering too like in these days that you're not talking to are you
wondering like what are we just she's thinking about me should we get back together if you're like
really emotionally invested yeah and if like let's say he were to hit her up or or or the
she'll be on the other foot, like, you know, oh, like, I haven't heard from her.
Like, dang, like, I guess she didn't have fun this weekend or I guess she doesn't really
rock with me.
Yeah.
Like, this is an ex, too.
Like, this is not just a random broad.
Like, this is a next that, like, broad.
They're not, none of them are random bros.
She said they're all women with names.
Their daughters.
Who are you?
Random girl.
Random broad.
Good ladies.
This is what you like.
It's not a random girl.
It's his ex.
So it's like, of course there's going to be a connection of him being like, you know, like.
Broad.
I can I believe you
What's the guy version of a broad?
I want to call Greg that.
I don't know.
I'll find it.
I'll think about it.
A tool?
Yeah.
Random tool.
He even uses monkey wrenches.
I got that tool though.
Anyways.
No, you don't.
You have no tools.
You probably have tweezers.
A tweezers.
I'll say like a baby wrench.
A baby wrench.
No, he has that IKEA thing
that spins the
that spins the IKEA.
You know those little kid...
A L?
A L.
A little plastic kid hammers?
Yeah, the L key, that little thing.
No, not even a hammer dog.
The little plastic kid.
Yeah, the thing that too is.
No.
I said that you have a thing from...
I don't know what it is.
You know what it is.
It's an L wrench.
It's an L wrench.
Oh, L and wrench.
Oh, that curves like that a little...
L.
Ew!
Ew!
That's disgusting.
Isn't it a tool another word for a gun?
Like, I have that tool on me or that hammer?
That's what I was saying.
He don't have that.
I hope he's all chueko.
That's what we're going to call you, bro.
That's your new name.
The Greg C.
C is for chuechle.
To the left, to the left.
The C stands for chuechle.
Baby, move to the side.
I can't.
Okay.
Evelyn.
Evelyn.
Evelyn, hooked up with her egg.
Doesn't know what you think about it.
KpWR.
Los Angeles, Power 106.
L.A.'s number one for hip-hop.
We have Evelyn on the line.
All right?
Yeah.
Evelynski.
What I'm going to say?
Evelyn.
Hi.
Huh.
Oh, Evelyn.
Evelyn.
Why haven't you text your ex?
Yeah, why have you not texting him?
Why are you ghosting him?
Why are you leaving him on like nothing?
Why do you do him like that?
I don't know.
No, I just, I don't want to be that first one to text him.
Oh, you guys.
I get it.
I get it.
No.
It's pride.
It's right.
It's right.
All right.
All right.
But then he's going to operate off pride and then you guys are going to go off
into the world, never talk to each other again.
No, because it's the guy. The guy has to make the first move, right?
Yeah, but, like, remember they want equal rights and all that stuff?
You're ever thinking of them.
No, we don't.
Not in that hard.
No, the guys, the guys want equal rights.
Yeah, we do. Treat us evil.
They want to be treated like girls.
Yeah.
Evelyn, just send them a meme.
Just send them a funny meme.
Evelyn, I have a couple questions for you.
How long were you guys together?
We were together for a year.
Four years.
Four years. And when did you guys?
One year.
One year.
Okay.
And then when did you guys break up?
Back in November.
In November.
Why did you guys break up?
I'm good at these questions.
I hate to bring up my past relationship, but I couldn't get over some things.
I brought some things from my last relationship into this relationship.
And it's just he couldn't deal with it.
I see.
That happens.
You have some type of trauma from your last relationship.
Maybe you were super, or something happened to you, so you kind of took it out on him.
We're either jealous or suspicious or?
I closed myself off from my last relationship because it was really toxic.
For two years before I got with him.
And within those two years, I kind of like told myself like,
I can't let myself get into that vulnerable station again because I don't want to be hurt.
So I closed myself off.
Yeah.
And when he, when we would argue, he wanted to talk about it.
But I was like, no.
Because you were operating off of just like reacting to like you don't want to what happened in your last relationship to happen.
to happen here.
Yeah.
So then you close off,
but that also
brings you new problems.
Yes.
So he broke up with you?
Yes, he did.
He broke up with you in November
because you were too closed off.
You never wanted to talk about things.
So you guys managed to talk to each other
for this Airbnb.
How did that happen?
Like, you knew Rolling Loud was coming around.
Who did you?
When the tickets dropped for Rolling Loud,
I've always wanted to go to Rowley.
That was like, I've never been.
So I was, I always,
always wanted to go that was like kind of like a thing that I wanted to do and he was within that
one year that we were together he was honestly the best guy ever he was an amazing person he um I have two
kids from the last relationship so he basically took care of me my kids I give oh okay but I get it
I can't tell you because it seems easy just talk to him just all of that but you have deep like
toxicity from the last relationship and it's not that easy to just make that switch right
no it's not you guys have been broken up since november you've got it over him or were you like
are you still were you still missing him before you guys hit each other up again we would talk
here and there between after the break we would talk because i had two kids from the last one so he
would call me or text me oh how are the boys because other two boys like how are they doing
like recently their birthdays just passed so he was oh happy birthday like stuff like that
yeah i still have the rolling loud tickets
being in my head and I was talking to my friends,
should I invite him?
Let's still invite him to go with me.
And then Post Malone was headlining.
I know he loves Post Malone.
I'm like,
I was contemplated for weeks before inviting him.
So until I was like, okay, whatever.
I asked him if he still wanted to go.
He said yes.
He doesn't live in California.
Oh.
He lives out of state.
Okay.
That's fine.
He was like, if you want, I'll get, um,
So I can stay and then if you want you can room with me
I feel like if I room with you it's just going to be messy
It's going to be complicated
It's just all over it still did it
But I still did it yeah
So your head is saying one thing but you're like I'm still gonna do it right?
Yes so I still did it
Originally it was a hotel but he managed to find an Airbnb
Nice playing house
He got two rooms
Because I told them I want my own room
I don't want to sleep
Yeah, you were still trying to be like, ooh, I don't want to.
Yes, I invited you to the thing that I was wanted to go to, and I only want to go to dinner, like, personal.
But you know what, I'm going to sleep in my own room.
But did that happen?
Yeah.
No, it didn't happen, huh?
No.
Okay, so this whole weekend, you guys have been, like, having a great time rolling loud in the day and then each other at night, vibes, right?
Yes.
It's like, when we've seen each other that hung up, it's like nothing ever happened.
it kind of went like
Nothing never happened
Like we didn't break up
We weren't broke enough
For four months
Like nothing never happened
You truly love that person
I honestly thought I was gonna marry him
Wow
But you're the reason why
You didn't
Yes
My whole family loved him
So when they heard that we broke up
Everyone was like grieving with me
Oh
Because la manchedste
Yeah
Okay so then you got like
It's Monday, right?
Or like, how do you guys leave up?
What was the last day?
Do you go to work?
Is it or what's like?
He came down.
So, rolling house was on originally March 15th, Friday.
That day of rolling.
That was my son's birthday.
So I spent the morning with my son.
And then he came down.
He flew down on Wednesday.
But I didn't see him until Thursday night.
Okay.
Because he stayed with a family member.
Yeah.
You don't have to do a lot of explaining to me because you even were like in Long Beach and Ingo and all.
I don't need the details.
I'm not going to judge you, girl.
You don't need to make an excuse of why you saw him when you saw him.
I'm asking the day that you guys left the Airbnb, what happens?
Did you kiss?
Did you say bye?
Like, how was that?
Hugged and we kissed, but that was it.
Okay.
You hugged and you kissed and then you went to work and he went on a plane?
He actually is probably not back home.
a day.
So I haven't...
He stayed an extra
two, three days.
Okay, okay.
So you knew where he was at this whole time?
Yes.
Okay, but after that, you guys don't text or anything?
No.
Okay.
And you're wondering, should you text him?
Especially because in your relationship, what made you guys break up was the fact
that you stay closed in.
Like, you don't talk.
Mm-hmm.
Evelyn.
Evelyn.
She should text him that.
Go get your man, Evelyn.
Go get your man.
You need to make the first move at this.
Yeah.
Try to L.
You need to show him.
Like to him, he's saying, like, I could have you everything.
I love those boys.
I want to be with you.
But you don't, like, you treat me bad for what happened to you before.
And again, I'm not blaming you, Evelyn, because we all have that defense mechanism.
We don't want to repeat itself.
But now is your time to prove to him that you're willing to open up and do the things that you didn't before.
Right?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
You need to do that.
Texan.
Drive to the Airbnb right now.
What if I get rejected?
That's my other.
It's okay.
Give me your phone and I will do the text for you.
Yo, who cares if he says no?
He could have said no to rolling loud, but he said yes.
Yes.
And if he says no, then you have it in your face.
Because right now you're in the hopeful that maybe it's yes and maybe it's no.
So you're living in two realities or if it's yes.
And if it's no, just live in the real reality.
What is it?
Is it yes or no?
So you can move on.
You have kids.
I'm funny.
Yeah.
Evelyn.
Evelyn, go play some defense.
Get back on defense.
Evelyn, what if you give me his number and you don't have to call him and I'll call him?
We'll call him right now.
We'll call him or not.
No.
Evelyn, you give us his number.
Stop being a chicken.
I know he had an early fight this morning.
Ah, you should have stopped him.
Yeah, like the time.
Yeah, like liar, liar, liar.
And I bet you all these other days he's waiting to see if you're going to come do something.
That's what I was, yeah.
But why couldn't he text me, though?
Because you're the one that doesn't talk in your relationship.
You have to show him that you have to change.
He probably thinks you don't even like him like that.
Yes.
He feels used.
Stop trying to be Princessa Poverreciita, Evelyn.
Yeah, go get your man.
Sometimes you got to get back on defense.
Sometimes you got to be the man in the relationship.
Yeah.
Because these guys, oh my God.
I know we're sassy.
Little princesses.
I know we're sassy.
Hey, Evelyn, give me his number.
Now.
Evelyn, no.
Give it over the airwaves.
Like, I'm going to put you on.
Hold, Evelyn.
Okay.
Will you give me his phone number?
Can I at least call him?
If he's in the plane, if he's in the plane, then that was God signed.
Leave him alone.
But if he answers, then we'll at least we'll find out.
And then we're going to put you on the line and then we're going to talk it out.
Yeah, as a family.
Oh, my, I don't want to get rejected on air.
Oh, my God.
It happens.
You'll send this story in, Evelyn.
Why are you, the rejection doesn't matter.
Imagine, imagine the other way.
Your negative Nancy.
see he probably doesn't like how negative you are you don't want to get rejected you don't want to get rejected on air what if you get accepted on air yeah think about that what about getting like loved on on air what if he proposes yeah oh my god
i'm putting you on hold because i have to play song evelyn yeah okay you are a roller coaster we should definitely call him you're a roller coaster let's please don't let's get her let's get the number we're gonna try but we're still trying to help this girl if you have
advice. You already heard her and what she had to say.
If you have advice, hit us up. It's Power 106.
It's Power 106. At least
number one for hip-hop. We were on the homie helpline.
Yes, we were. And we have Evelyn who
went to Rolling out with her ex.
They had Airbnb together.
He was a really good boy.
She's like best boyfriend.
Best boyfriend ever. They had just broken up in November because
she was so closed off from her past relationship.
She has two kids from past relationship. Very toxic.
And she took it into this relationship.
I cannot blame her. People were healing. They have trauma,
all of that, right? Yeah.
And he ended up saying, like, you know what, I can't do it anymore.
But he still talks to her about the kids, checks on them, and went to rolling out with her.
Being a good guy.
During that weekend, they, like, hooked up.
And then Monday came, she went back to her life.
He stayed in the Airbnb till today.
He has a flight out today.
And she's saying, like, I don't know if I should hit him up and, like, see where we're going, what's going on.
Or if I should just let things be.
it seems like she should hit him up
Yeah, 100%
And like we even try
And she just has fear, fear of rejection
Yeah, yeah
Sounds like her problem now
But he's showing he's not rejecting you
It's kind of like you had to look at people
For their patterns
He's showing you signs with you
And he waited like she wasted days
He was here
He was just alone by himself
Wait she knew where he was
But then in her mind
She don't want to be rejected
She has that fear of what do I say
What if he already dumped you
Like you can't really be a little bit worse
Yeah
Can't get dumped twice
But like you said, he still checks on the kids and stuff like that.
Those are signs.
He seems very solid.
And he wouldn't do that if he was over with her.
Yeah, exactly.
You know what I'm saying?
We asked if we could call him and she said no.
And we really tried.
I try really glad.
Wow.
So he can call him.
Maybe that's why he left.
I know.
Yeah, that's why he's on the plane.
See, now she's going to be living her left with what if?
Evelyn is a friend and listener of the show.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
Yeah.
What if she listens from over there now?
She definitely doesn't listen
Because we told her
Let her text him and call him
She's not listening
That's probably the problem
And see the thing is Evelyn
You're asking for our advice
But you're not taking it
You're not taking me mad
He told you the game plan
Yeah
Get back on defense girl
Yes
Come on put up a shot
You need to know what it is
And then you can operate
Like at least I know what it is
Yeah
Don't be no rebounds
Versus like hey what is it
Like who likes living in that confusion
Just because you don't want to be rejected
That confusion is worse than
the actual rejection.
The rejection will show you,
all right, this is my path.
This is where I got to go.
You miss every shot you don't take.
Okay.
Unless you don't take them.
Arizy, we have people on the line.
Are they as mad at Evelyn as we are?
And with love.
Yeah.
They're just kind of like more realistic on like what it was, you know?
So, yeah, that's what we're going with.
We have Leo from Mission Viejo on line four.
Where's Mission Viejo at?
That sounds like a commercial.
Or it's a no-see.
It sounds like a no city for like.
Hey, what's up?
he's rich what's your name is him
my name's leo
Leo Leo Leo yeah what's up guys
what's up you what up
thank you guys for having me
thank you for you guys every morning
you're so cool and rich huh
not rich but
rich uh rich
hey rich
hey Leo
I'm in the comment section commenting a bunch of crap
so it's cool to be
oh usually you're like a
like a Twitter fingers
now got you
All right, Leo, what do you do for a living?
Just asking.
I work in a mortgage.
Oh, yeah, so he's rich.
I work in mortgage.
What does that mean?
Not even real estate.
Oh, like, you get people's money for their mortgage.
Yeah, for the home.
Yeah.
Wow.
I told you.
You rich, Leo?
Talk to us, Leo.
What would you tell Evelyn?
I mean, it's 2024.
She's got to be the one to shoot her shot.
You know, obviously she was on with the issue.
She, you know, the guy left because of,
of some problem she had with the relationship.
So I feel like she needs to kind of, first she needs to go to the guy and shoot her shot
and then kind of, you know, assure him like, hey, things are going to be different if she really
want them.
It sounds like she really does.
And then another thing is he, I guess he still stayed after the Rolling Loud event for a few
days.
I mean, signal from her to spend, you know, the rest of the time who was here with her.
Exactly.
What would you tell, what would you have told him?
He's like, if he were to tell you, hey, I'm in this Airbnb.
I just had the weekend with my ex and I and like I'm just here in the Airbnb now and I don't fly out till later in the week.
Like, wouldn't you tell him say something to?
Yeah, but I guess the issue there is her because she, they had issues in the relationship because of her, not because of him.
From my side, it sounds like he was a good dude.
Yeah.
You know, obviously he still cares because he checks on the kids.
Right.
Like a guy who wouldn't care anymore would be like, you know, peace out.
But yeah, like, but he's still pretty invested in her.
I just think he's looking for.
some assurance from her like, hey, you know, are you going to change?
Can it be different this time?
We can work it out.
Yes.
I don't know how far he lives.
I didn't hear that far where he was.
Yeah, just out of state.
Yeah.
I mean, who knows?
Maybe he's trying to have two families in two different states too.
We don't know that.
That's normal?
It happens.
Back in the day.
Yeah.
That have.
Yeah.
All right.
Thank you, Leo.
Thank you for that.
Thank you for trying to.
Our rich friend, Leo.
Yeah.
Everybody, you saw this coffee.
I reason.
Who else we got bombacita?
We have Riri on line 6.
Rearie.
Rearie.
When the sun shines it shines together.
Sorry.
Reim.
Hi.
Can you?
Yes.
You like seeing me?
No.
I hear wind and singing.
Yes.
She needs an umbrella.
Ella.
Okay.
Hold on a second.
I'm going to take you off by your piece.
Hold on.
Yeah.
Thank you.
All right.
Can you hear me now?
Yes.
What's our room?
Good morning. What would you tell Evelyn in this situation?
Okay, so I agree with a little part that Leo said.
First of all, he lives out of state and let's just keep it real.
He's such a good guy, right?
Right.
Men are opportunities and relationships, but so are women.
Right, okay.
So I feel like you're out of state, you're a good guy.
We broke up in November.
We had Christmas, Valentine's Day.
we keep in touch because I'm a good person
meaning I'm playing the devil's advocate
I'm the guy yeah yeah you're the guy you're the guy you're a good I'm a good
I'm a good person I'm a good catch I know I'm the prize I know
yeah why why am I going to be in a whole other state
putting myself on ice and we broke up because of you
to invite me to this roll-in-out thing whatever whatever right
right why the heck shouldn't that go
why should not right I can do that I can get an Airbnb
No big deal.
I'm a man.
Rich.
I have the money.
You have the tickets.
Sorry about that.
No, it's okay.
It's okay.
Anyway.
It happens.
Why not going to have a good time?
Whatever happens, happens.
So she needs to put her big girl panties on.
You were there.
You indulge them, whatever happened.
Either you rise to the occasion and make sure you change.
Like, nobody has time to be playing no games.
Yes.
Don't sure you can them.
Then let him know.
Warm up.
Put your big girl panties on like you did it for four days.
Put them on.
Back on.
Maybe wash them.
Here's my other problem, though.
Talk to me.
You mean to tell me he's here after rolling loud
and you ain't going over there with some tinier panties?
Come on, me.
That's what I'm saying.
She got to play defense.
And maybe she's like, okay, well, I have to play.
Like, I'm mom now.
Because clearly she's not with her ex.
And now the boys have school and work.
and stuff like that.
But she still should have taken some time out to go over there,
knowing that he's there.
You have a whole Airbnb,
you got that quanking day going on.
And I'm going to just let you be in town?
Yeah.
Yes.
Exactly.
No, no.
I feel like I'm sorry.
Yeah, no.
Evelyn, I'm so sorry for you,
but at the same time, stop playing.
Stop playing, Evelyn.
Come on, Evelyn.
You have them right there.
You know how many people wish for that type of a dude
that you said is good with your kids,
that your family love.
She said during the breakup,
her whole family grieved him.
Yeah.
Jesus.
That's a lot.
The fault.
She's playing.
She got to stop playing.
He doesn't need to chase her.
He does not need to chase her.
If that was my brother-cousand-homey,
I'd be like, don't chase her.
Yeah.
Make it do what he do,
and she just work it out or dog.
Yeah.
It's not on him, to be honest.
It's not on him.
It's on her.
He made the effort to come to California.
Yeah, exactly.
For her.
It's not on him.
It's on her.
Yep.
Us nice guys always finish last.
You're not a nice guy.
Us.
Yeah, us nice guys.
You're not the same.
I'm the same.
I feel his pain, you know.
Yeah.
We're always nice to girls and they always just want to be like, no, you chase me instead.
Well, girl that was at your New Year's Eve party.
I'm like, that's what you're talking about?
Can you point on me right now again?
And was there for you and saying like, hey, I'm here for you.
Don't save me.
I don't want to be saved, okay?
And you just dogged her.
I'm not trying to be.
You threw a drink at her, like, get out.
I'm not trying to be saved.
Now all of a sudden she has a man.
And now, oh, us nice guys finish last.
We do, we finish last.
No.
You didn't even try.
I tried.
You could have bought her sick.
She should have chased me instead.
I'm a catch.
Sorry, guys.
These guys making it about them.
Evelyn.
Women up, girl.
Spar 106.
With Angie.
With me.
I'm bad.
She's back.
She was sick for one day, but there's, see?
It's that Aztec warrior blood in her?
Yeah.
I didn't get her sick.
You did.
I didn't.
I'm still sneezing.
It's allergy season.
Can't keep her down, brother?
Yeah.
Wakala.
Angelica, you had the shakes.
I do yesterday.
You sort of throw a fever.
I was on Malita.
I couldn't even go to the james.
That's what happened to the mines.
The Aztecs.
Well, she left out that.
No, it was the Aztex.
Because I know you're saying the spiners when your people came and gave us all the diseases.
You just started sneezing everywhere?
Because of your people.
Sorry.
You're welcome.
Again.
No, okay.
So you weren't throwing up in the mornings?
I was not.
I did not throw up once.
Stop trying to give a morning sickness.
No.
I wish morning sickness on the girl.
really like but you're with oh my god don't see that yes i'm so for that hey and by the way irine's
mom shout out irene's mom what's your mom's name norma norma thank you so much irine's mom told us
where if you're wearing your ojo bracelet on the hand that you're dominant in you're wearing it wrong
take it off move it to the other left huh yeah it's supposed to be the left i knew it but if you're
left hand it's supposed to be the right yeah how what why like what that makes no sense
why doesn't matter what hand is on i don't know she gave me an explanation but but
I'm not going to argue against
I just want to
explanation why
but yeah but just
I had on my right hand
all time
because when I was like
oh moving it over
I think it's just naturally
we like to wear jewelry
on the right
that one
that we're always right
so when my ohos
called loco
never mind
oh god
she's so
I don't know
who this guy is
Maria Condi
I want to call you
and just talk about your son
for you guys
Angelica
but not for chisemitime
you guys
after I heard this
I'm like
oh my God
oh my God
I am married J. Blatch and Mary J. Blatch is me.
What?
You are marrying J. Blige?
Wait.
I'm very marrying.
No, I said I am married J. Blige.
Oh, you are.
And Mary J. Blash is me.
Oh, no, she's just married.
Blige.
I'm just married, just married.
Blige or Blige?
Why are you saying bludge?
I said blige.
Leave her alone.
Oh, my God.
She was sick.
They're Maritza.
Morning sickness.
You're marrying J. Blige.
This is what she means.
This is what she means.
In English.
Let me.
I am Mary J. Blige and Mary J. Blige is me.
So she's saying I can relate, right?
Yes, let me.
So there's no J. Blige.
No.
Nobody.
I thought she was going to say, I'm marrying J. Balvin.
I'm like, I'm marrying J. Blage.
And I'm like, what?
Who's J. Blige?
Yeah.
Does Marcus know?
Is that what you got morning sickness?
This is exactly what I mean because I hate listening to myself afterwards.
Oh.
And Homegirl does too
And she confessed about it, listen
I used to hate everything about me
The sound of my voice
The sound of my speaking voice
And I used to just be afraid to hear
Any music back
But now I listen to my life album
I'm a fan
That's crazy
She has one of the most unique
And beautiful
Yes, singing voice
And soul
Yes
Especially when it comes to what she did
With hip hop music
And just she brought melody in
And she kind of, if you're anybody in, anybody in hip hop, you have to get a Mary J. Blige feature because that will just amplify your song.
That's what she did with Method.
Come on.
That feels better than a woman.
Woo.
Imagine not having that.
All because she hated her voice.
She hated the sound of her voice.
That's crazy.
That's wild.
You can never hate the sound of your voice or her voice?
Oh, no, I can hate my voice.
No, I can never hate her voice.
No.
Her voice, no.
Yeah.
I'm like, you have so many singles out of all people, you.
What else?
Her voice makes me feel like my voice is good.
You know what I'm saying?
Like you sing along and you feel like you can see it.
Yeah, I did that.
Yes.
That's how amazing your voice is, Mary.
We try to mimic it.
And she hated hearing that?
She hated all that?
Oh my God.
I had like, I replayed.
I made that platinum the way I replayed that song.
And she couldn't listen to it once.
Not even this song.
I know I can't sing that one
I'm just let her go
That's crazy
She didn't like the sound of her voice
I feel that I feel that too though
Like I feel like when I'm on air
I'm like yeah I sound like a man
But then when I listen to it back I'm like
Yeah the today guys
That's why I feel like
So that's why when you say all you're like manly stuff
I hear that and that that's what it is
I'll be like yeah
Ha ha big dog
Yeah
Big dog yeah
I listen to the podcast after
It's like
So let the eyes may
You caught it great
I'm glad you caught it, Greg.
Maybe just have a little bit more protein.
Maybe men up a little.
I think it's just your mic, bro.
Yeah, I think so.
It's not your fault.
It's like the levels on it probably.
No, it's the reverb.
Put some more attune on it.
Don't beat yourself above it.
Not everyone thinks like that though,
because my friend has a crush on you because of your big dog energy that you gave.
Yeah.
He thinks you're really cute.
Yeah.
Oh, this is just,
that sounds like.
What are you?
Do you don't like your son?
No.
Just give me how much I messed up.
No, it's okay, Angelica.
That makes you human.
And then I just hear my squeakiness, same thing.
You guys, you guys, I hear that now.
So I'm like, well, I get you, Mary, I get you.
I am you and you and I.
You are I or you are me or?
Mary J. Blanche.
You're the J. Blanche.
Oh, my God.
I got a question for you.
Angie, that was great.
That was great too.
Work on yourself, Greg, please.
We're all going to work.
Big dog, yeah.
Get some hair on my chest.
No, Angie, I want you to never change.
I want Greg to work on it.
I'm going to go get a beer after this, yeah.
Okay, okay.
All right, that's it for Sombra sat up.
I'm Angie from Brownback Morning's on Part 106.
Okay, what Mary J. Blige song am I playing that's going to get?
Even Mad.
Be Without You.
That's a great sound.
Call the radio.
Come on the radio.
Come on now.
I'm going to dedicate that one.
Which one's going to make me sad?
All right.
They all make.
It's Marri Gipa Lys.
Let's get it.
It's Power 106.
Brownback mornings.
Keep it here.
Come on.
Vic, did you use my headphones?
No.
Did you?
Yeah, I just had, no, I used my headphones.
I just ran down and gave my car to the tow truck full.
Yeah.
Are they all sweaty?
No, they were just like all big.
Oh, I don't know.
Did you use them yes or no?
Yes.
You have your headphones, real?
I know, but I was sitting there.
It was like quick.
You could have done it from your seat.
No, I couldn't.
I had to look at the boards because I'm a board off.
No, you didn't.
No, you're not.
Sorry, I don't know what happened
As the crew if they did what they were supposed to
They were supposed to get away
Lauren home tickets
Nothing happened
Yeah, but you guys sound like it didn't go good
It's because we're all trying to like
Add each other's mind together to run that board
So all of your minds is my mind
Yeah, it's like when like mom's not home
And you kind of burn it but like the house didn't burn down
Flit the tortilla full, fill the tortilla
It's black
Exactly
That one gets us crying
But did it burn?
No
It did
Let's change paces
Okay
I just don't like that you use my headphones
pieces and said again.
Not the one.
We have the homie
Oscar Medina in here.
What's so?
Oscar,
good morning.
What's so?
What's so?
That's crazy.
It's Miranda.
Miranda.
Medina is Maximo's last name.
Yeah.
That is.
Aren't you guys related?
I get Medina.
I get Mendoza.
Yeah.
I get Mandil.
I'm just talking.
You are Maximus homie.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So are you ready to take his job?
Because he's not here today.
I told him.
I was like, he's like, I'm not going to be there.
I was like, well, you just got fired.
Yeah.
Yeah, he got sick.
Conveniently got sick today.
Yeah, I'm a sudden.
But he had another Salvi step in his place, and that's you.
Yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah.
How tall are you not?
I'm not six foot, for sure.
I don't know you guys can tell.
Yeah, because I want you to know, you're in your first,
so on mine, you're in your for a special reason.
I'm swinging in now.
It is Short King's Spring, Short King Spring.
Yes, sir.
And we're all the Short Kings.
Because let me tell you about Oscar, not only is he,
Um, five, four, six, seven.
You said five six?
What is it?
I win.
Five somewhere.
I'm five four, dog.
Five four.
With air forces.
With air force?
Okay.
Not only is he that, but you're also fly.
And you're all, no.
I thought you were saying, that's my bad.
And you're also funny.
You know, because we know you because you've gone viral.
You've gone viral with your TikToks and your videos.
You love dancing
Talk to me about like that part of like
You know how like you have to overcompensate
Talk to me about the overcompensating
No, I never overcompensating
Oh, okay, okay
I don't feel like I need to over anything, huh?
Nah
No
No
But you do, you make these videos
Talk to me about that
Man, well I started in 2013
I wanted to get into acting
So I ended up getting fired
from leaving my job to go shoot videos.
Yeah.
And, yeah, instead of getting another job or going to school,
I was like, I'm going to go full throttle.
And I've been doing it ever since.
I started like with my homies and then I kind of hit this like Latino wave
before there was.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And yeah, man, now we're here.
You started in the like the Vine era.
Yeah.
I remember a couple of videos from your Vine.
That's so tight.
When Vine was around, that was fun.
That was perfect, right?
Because it was short form content.
Short form.
I'm right there.
It's in the ballpark, dog.
Make one of them back full.
I'm waiting for it.
Angie already started.
I started.
Yeah.
Still.
Okay.
Because we're celebrating Short Kings for Short King Spring.
Yeah.
And then we're like, do you guys know anyone short?
And then Myximo was like, I got the guy.
Yeah.
I got my homie Oscar.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You got it?
It was a prank, huh?
It was a prank.
It was a prank.
No, she tried to shorten your last name.
I know you have a little bit of trauma from everything.
So.
Yeah.
She was like too many syllables.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's crazy because I feel like I could have a meeting with you under the table.
No, we could.
I'm up off right now.
Like at Denny's, you know, like we used to like get out under to go to the restroom.
Are you saying the Oscar gets paid under the table?
Yeah.
No taxes.
If you can jump off the chairs right now will disappear.
That's cool.
But I want to talk to you just with guys being short, it's such a thing.
You guys get clown, made fun of them.
You can't date a girl that, or she can't wear heels if she's dating you,
stuff like that.
You talk to me about, like, because I really feel like short guys have beg it.
Like, you guys still get girls because these guys, how tall are you not, like, for real?
Five nine with forces.
See so, I'm a short king and you're just short.
Yes.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
You're only tall if you're six foot and above.
Exactly.
Yeah.
I'm like somewhere in the middle.
Yeah.
What about you, Greg?
I'm normal.
I'm same thing.
Five nine with forces.
Yeah, exactly.
So that means you guys are like.
You guys are like 5.7.
I'm like 5.7.
Yeah, you're short team.
Come on.
Yeah.
No kings.
No kings.
We're just short.
Yeah.
We're just short.
Yeah.
So we asked online what a short king equals.
Like, is it under 59?
Is it under 5.7?
Is it under 5.5?
Everybody was mad that we even put the 59 one up there because they're like, dude,
how dare you put that?
Like, that's a tall person or whatever.
Because I'm tall for Mexican.
That's fine.
According to the internet, a short king is anybody 58 and below.
If you are 59 and below.
If you are 5-8 right now, don't ever try to make a short joke because you are a short king.
I'm kind of nervous now.
Well, I'm going to sleep with my shoes on.
Yeah.
I have a whole joke.
A stand-up joke about that.
Right.
When you stand-up, that's funny.
Oh, sit down.
Sit down.
You're right, you're right.
That's my.
I walk.
See, I walk.
About being a short king.
And if you're not, if you're like 5758, like you're not a short king, you're just short.
You're just short.
And the dudes in the audience get hot.
Hot.
Hot.
Because they want to feel something
It hurts their heart
Because we can't change anything about it
You know it's funny
It's always dudes in comments
Like how tall is this cool?
Right
You know but I see you look so cute
When you do it
It's like it's like
It's like a little
Homi Toy's
I know you're being like
Hold on dog
But you look like
There doesn't intimidation
No
Like
No no no
This is like one of the little homie
Yeah the little homie toys
Yeah
I know
Wait, do it again?
Yeah.
Oh, no.
He looks like he has a short temper, for sure.
He's crazy.
My little funkal pop over there.
He's so cute.
Oh, damn.
It's a little squishy.
Yeah.
So how do I look tougher?
How do I look tougher?
You can't.
You got to own it.
They make those little insoles for your shoes.
Maybe those.
How to suck the cheeks?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I heard you get lost inside those funcopop stores because people don't know.
Like you're trying to bite me the other day.
Oh, they're trying to try.
I want that one.
Then I beat him up in the alley.
You're from the Valley.
Yeah.
Oh, you're from the 8-1-8.
That's a short distance.
Yeah, it's not bar.
It's not long.
Bro, get him back.
He's hairy.
He's pink.
He's hiding that he has no hair.
That's why he's trying to be in.
I swear, I was getting there.
I was getting there.
I was getting it.
Let me see.
Pull it back.
Pull it back.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, he got.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look at the top.
Look at the top.
I'm just white, bro.
Nah, that's just the two, bro.
It's just the two.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He should use some hair from his arm to put it on his hair.
There's a clown.
There's a dime.
Come on.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Short king right here.
Come on.
I'm the one whose butt you need to kiss.
Not his.
Okay?
All right.
No, we have our guy, Oscar Miranda in here with us.
And we're going to celebrate short kings.
I want people to call up.
Like, if you're a short dude and you get girls,
I need to hear about it.
Okay?
Like, I really need to hear about it.
need to hear about it because supposedly according to the guys, you guys get nobody.
And if you're a girl that prefers short guys, we want to talk to you too and see like,
what's wrong with everything in your brain.
Okay, so 818-52059.
That's 818 520519.
It's power 106 here with the Primo Oscar is power.
Parano-106 Brownback morning celebrating all the short kings today.
Short Kings and Short Kings according to online is anybody 5-8 and below.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just beat the allegations.
Yeah.
You are 5-9, Victor?
Yes, we measured you.
Greg, you're 5-10.
5-10.
Almost 6 feet.
Oh, okay, almost 6 feet.
Almost.
But still not.
But still not.
But still not.
I'm putting in my bio now.
Almost 6 feet.
But we have our homie, Oscar Miranda, in here with us.
And you got to check out his videos.
He does, he's a great time.
Yeah, he's a great time.
But you got to tell him the news.
What do we just find out?
Yeah, we just found out that he's 5-5.
Instead.
Wow.
Not 5-4.
5-5.
But you all wore shoes.
Like, we didn't do it with no shoes on.
Yeah.
You all have shoes.
That's not realistic.
When am I going to walk around barefoot?
That is true.
Yeah.
Never.
Mm-hmm.
Hey, what if a girl was just like talking, you were talking to her?
She's like, take off your shoes.
Would you do it?
Or you'd be like, take off your makeup?
What if she's taken off for me?
You think the shoes and makeup is the same thing?
Take off your ass.
Yeah.
And first of all, you're Selvie.
We stay walking without shoes on.
That's true.
Not me.
I hate walking barefoot.
Really?
No, I love walking.
You like walking.
I know.
My son is half Salvador dorn.
He loves walking barefoot.
Yeah.
You pick up stuff with your feet.
No, but I point stuff out with my lips like this.
Oh, God.
I'll be like, what's with that?
There's a thing.
So, short guys get clowned all the time.
You guys have been clowns since you were little.
Like, you're still little, but since you were little, right?
What happened?
I was born and I got roasted by the doctor.
That's crazy.
Dang.
I don't remember.
My mom wrote it down, though.
Yeah.
And because it's so like.
When did you first know, like, I'm sure, like I'm not growing?
middle school
yeah elementary
I was like average height
yeah
yeah
and then middle school came around
I was like what's going
something's not right
yeah
everybody's growing
everybody's talking about how like
their knees hurt
and then they have a growth spirit
and that doesn't happen
with me
yeah I'm like this isn't
something's not adding us
yeah
how would you get clown
because I would be called
shrimp they would call me
elf like what would they call you
just call me like shorty
or you know I mean
that's pretty much
that's it not duende
not what
duende
no no no
no
that's not a level
That's it?
Not Lord Fart Club?
Yeah.
They never made like lepracon dogs?
No, no, no, no, no.
No, really?
Let's do it then.
Let us do it.
Shorty.
Shorty's not even sad.
So someone will call you Shorty?
Like, yo, what's up, Shorty?
It makes me blush.
That's crazy.
I'd be like,
oh.
All your homies are tall.
And they're ready to jump, as you say.
Yeah, yeah.
No, they're waiting for us outside.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, they be there shortly.
If I'm gonna stay there, I have this homie Bukeli, and he's ready to take him.
That's right.
I told him about him.
They're like, I don't know.
So we might pull out.
I'm like, I'm in the valley too.
You know, so.
Yeah.
Your homies are probably my primos.
Probably, yeah.
Probably.
All right, we are celebrating Short Kings and do short guys really get girls because it's
it's a thing that no one wants to date you, you guys catfish because you post photos
or just your face and not really how tall you are online.
So you have no room to tell girls like, don't put makeup on because it's like,
hey, show your whole body in the frame.
please, you know, like they say things, things about you.
Yeah, what's the tallest girl that you've bagged?
Damn, bro, like, like, six, too, dog.
I'm not gonna have that.
Six, two?
Oh, my God, he's full of it.
He's so nice.
Six, two?
Hey, Rick, bust out the book, bro.
Let's roll down their heights for.
He's like, oh, bro.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah.
Like, five, ten, maybe.
That's tall.
That's tall.
That's tall.
Yeah, I got game, bro.
I got Riz.
I don't know what's.
You did got Riz.
I'm not one of them.
I'm not one of the short dudes that are like,
help me.
You jumped up to kiss her or like,
yeah.
No,
she breaks up.
Are you ready?
Yeah,
and then he jumps like,
ah.
I want upies,
upies.
Give me upies.
She'd be very easy.
Give me upys.
You're telling me you never got clown like this guy.
No,
I would get,
yeah,
we would joke,
but like,
it's okay,
we've all been clown.
That's how we're so funny.
But I don't,
I don't remember a specific, like,
nickname.
Oh,
I'm lying.
I'm lying.
I used to call me chinchilla.
Chinchilla.
Chichilla?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then I started tagging chinchilla.
That's a long tagging thing.
Yeah, I couldn't get out in time.
You should have made it shorter.
He got arrested.
C.C.
Shici.
Is that how you spoke chinchilla?
No.
There's two seasons chinchilla, yes.
How is she'll be?
Okay.
We have short kings on the line, right, Erizi?
Who do we have in the line, Mama'sita?
Okay, so let's talk to Andres from Ontario.
Andres from Ontario.
Short king in the game.
How are you?
Andres?
Andres.
Okay, hold on one second
There's no
Coming up short
Okay, we're moving on
Yeah, he might have been short on minutes
Yeah
Hold on
We're short on time, Lidding
I'm used to Jose being here
Okay, Nino from Compton
Nino, good morning
Hey, good morning
What's up, Nino?
What's up, Nino? Nino, you sound tall
Well, that's a good thing, you know
but I'm 5'6.
Five, six.
Five six.
All right, you know.
You're five, six.
Ni-o from Compton.
Do they call you,
Nino, because you look like a little kid,
like you're that short?
Or like, what are they called?
Like, Nano.
Yeah.
Talk to me about your short life.
Well, you know.
Yeah.
But you still get girls, right?
Yeah.
I never had a problem getting girls, you know,
because I'm five, six, I'm short.
And I'm, you know, I'm not the cutest, you know.
But I'm funny.
So that wouldn't make up for it, you know.
Come on.
Come on.
We got to be funny, baby.
We got to be funny.
Got to be funny.
Got to be funny.
So you laugh your way into her panties.
Like you're right there.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
You know, you gotta do what you got to do.
Okay, Nino.
Yeah.
What's the tallest girl that you've been with, Nino?
Like six foot.
Six foot.
That's right.
Staddle.
Straight stable.
Captain of the basketball team over there.
That's three or two, you know.
Have you guys ever?
Both Nino and Oscar, let me know if you guys have ever.
tried anything to make yourself taller.
Like, have you tried stretching yourself out?
Like, I keep seeing you lift your arms up, Oscar, like, if you're trying to get, like,
longer, but, like, have you ever tried that?
I'm trying to reach five, six, right now.
How about you, Nino?
Have you ever thought, like, oh, my God, I'm going to get that knee surgery or, like,
Hey, someone pull my leg, please.
I mean, uh, I'm, I'm the shortest out of all my friends and so, you feel me,
but sometimes I might wear, like, the vapor maxes or something.
Besides, when we're in the bed, so it don't matter.
He said, come on the same height, laying down, baby.
I don't think that's true.
Sorry, babe, the vapor max has to stay on.
I like that.
I like the Shark King Hags.
So it's the Air Force is, the vapor max is.
What have you done?
Like, you're on a date.
You know she's taller.
Yeah.
Like, what do you?
Does she know I'm short?
Or not yet?
No, she just saw your face on like a photo.
I'll just make her laugh until I got to stand up.
And then if she doesn't laugh when I stand up, we're good.
Like you pick her up
You pick her up right
Yeah yeah
You stay in the car
You're in the car
You're driving
I don't
Yeah I never been in that position
But that's
That'd be funny bro
I'm just raising her up
And then I get out
That'd be funny
Hey that's a good video
Right at that
Yeah
That's the Mario sound
When he jumps
It's like why are we going
To go to a restaurant
So far
There's one down the street
Like no no
No
I gotta read you
I got to follow me
I know who you are first.
Drive through everything.
Even drive through wedding.
Hey, bro, drive-thru's, they get me sometimes.
I have to open the door a little bit.
You're just so good.
Hey, to come into this parking lot, I was like, hold on, let me.
Let me adjust before I reach to get the ticket.
I use my phone to push the button.
His little arms.
I bet you got long arms in you.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Then what is it?
Why do they look so short?
And I'm both, dude.
Oh, he's buff.
Oh.
You think that's better or worse for you?
You look like a cute little dinner roll.
Like, you know, this Hawaiian, like the Hawaiian bread?
She said cute.
You know what I think?
But do you eat dinner rolls?
I love them.
I love them.
There you go.
A win to win.
A win to win.
Hey, tell me the Hawaiian rolls on win.
They're fired.
They're fired.
Come on.
Come on.
Do your parents, like, how do your parents feel about you being so short?
I don't think they've ever
Are they short?
Well, they're on the line.
All of them, my parents, believe it.
You're taller than me.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
What?
Well, you know, like, as you get older, you shrink a little.
Yeah.
I'm trying to enjoy it before I go back to fight for.
Yeah, you have siblings, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Are they taller?
Yeah, they're taller.
Yeah, they're taller.
Yeah, they're taller.
Oh.
What happened with your dad?
He was short?
He just had a short dad, too, and he's pasty dad.
My son, my wife's family's tall.
Oh, you have a wife.
Yeah, she's six foot
Why are you here talking about
Rizzing girls up?
Back in the day, back in the day.
I haven't been made my entire life.
Yeah, but Riz is new.
Riz is from like last year.
No, but it goes retroactively.
Once you study it,
it never goes away.
That was the topic to me too.
Hey, when you proposed?
No, I said.
All I have to do is just walk straight up.
I didn't have to walk straight up.
Make a video.
At least you didn't increase your force.
I don't like what we're doing right now.
You don't piece the shoes.
It's okay because I told him, he came in and I told him like, can we clown.
Can you handle it?
He's like, yeah, I can.
Yeah, but I feel like that's the thing too, though.
Like, I feel like a lot of like shorter, I mean, not even just shorter things, but other people in general.
Right.
Like there's, they take things too serious.
They don't have thick skin.
They're not.
They don't like to joke.
I grew up doing this.
So to me, it's not anything.
It's all heiki.
Yeah, it's not nothing.
You know, I might cry in the car.
I might cry when I want to watch here.
You still trying to reach to get the ticket.
I'm stuck in this parking lot
Your girl is six foot
No no I'm joking
No she's I think we're like about the same
She might be like an inch taller than I am if anything
Okay
Did you let her wear heels at your wedding?
Yeah I prefer oh yeah yeah
I prefer her to wear heels when we go out
I like it
At your wedding
At our wedding
She didn't wear them because she doesn't like to wear heels
Like they're uncomfortable for it
Oh she's so sweet and such nice wife
We all love wearing heels
It's just because she loves you
But when we go out like
she doesn't like to she's you know they hurt her feet I guess I don't know yeah I think
she doesn't like the comments no she doesn't care oh okay yeah yeah yeah that's that that's the
that's the thing like yeah I mean I've known her since like seventh grade but like she'll see so she
saw you've known her since seventh grade oh wait so girls up but he's known her but he's known her
he wasn't married to her in Wetherton I've known her to yeah yeah so how like how you been
married?
For 12 years now.
Oh, 12.
Wait, how are you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30.
30.
All right, all right.
Let's not do math.
All right, right.
Everybody's getting it.
She's listening to this.
Is she real?
She's real?
Oh, okay, okay.
I'm just checking.
She goes a different school.
No, don't check.
Hey, but don't look her up.
Don't look her up.
But you guys had a baby.
Yeah, we had, yeah, we had two babies, and then she's pregnant right now.
Oh, my God.
Congratulations.
Yeah.
Short kings get into baby.
Shoot.
How old is your oldest?
He's 10.
He's 10 years old.
Okay, talk to me.
Hi.
Dude, he's going to pass me up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, you can see it already.
Does she ever accidentally pick you up thinking she was going to pick them up?
Like, she was like, oh, no, no.
No, no.
She ain't strong like that.
But, no, yeah.
Like I said, her family's tall.
So you could tell he got, like, his legs look long already.
And I'm like, yeah.
You got a bright piece.
future son.
Maybe you could play basketball.
Yeah.
I love you, Short King.
You're doing great.
You're amazing.
We need more people like you.
Because usually when we think of short people, there's like Napoleon complex.
Oh, yeah.
Like, Lebercon is mean.
Yeah.
Like what are the umpa lumpa's even singing?
Like all of that.
Like short tempered?
They're just short.
Yeah, yeah.
And I'm short so I get it.
Like I'm like, oh, I talk it up to being short.
You have a short temper?
Of course.
But you have such a like good vibe to you.
Six foot energy?
just good vibe
like carebear
59 and a half energy
yeah
yeah
yeah
there you're happy
talk to me
about staying positive
to being so short
I mean I don't know
like it's just to me
I've never
again I've never been really phased
by
joking
and talking and doing bits
what are the pros of being short
like shoes
kid sizes
kid prices
dude prices
I
dude I win
I wish. No? No. I wish. If I could get kids-sized shoes, I would save so much money.
I feel like it's an icebreaker for girls, too. Like, girls will, like, talk to you because you're short.
No? No. No. No. I'm like, oh my God, you're short. His wife is listening, Greg.
No, I've never had a girl come out to me. Oh my God, you're so short. How are you doing?
No. You used it as a, did you use it before as an icebreaker before?
No. No. Hey, what's up? I'm short. How you doing?
Greg, I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't know. I feel like it's just like, how are you?
I know somebody that does that.
That's why they make fun of themselves for being short.
And they go, that's like, okay, I get that.
Oh, like, we self-deprecating?
Yeah, they use that as it.
So, like, okay, so like walking up to a bar and then there's a girl there
and then you say something like, let me hop up on this stuff.
Yeah, like something like that.
Yeah, I can see that.
No, I've never done that.
But I can see that.
Yeah, yeah, I can see that.
Damn.
You're a good time.
Tell us where we can find you, Oscar.
Oh, you can find me everywhere.
Under the couch?
Under, under the desk.
You can find his legs dangling?
Are your legs dangling?
No, they don't.
Yeah, it's okay.
But he's on the lowest level.
I'm on the highest level.
Ironically.
You're not.
You can see my belly button right now.
That's insane.
Oscar Miranda.
Oscar Miranda.
On Instagram, TikTok, everywhere, everywhere.
What do you like love doing the most?
Because you say you act and you also do skits and you also do video.
Like what is what do you want for Oscar Miranda in the future?
Man, the end goal used to be acting.
But now, like, I've grown so much.
It's just I want to get involved into everything.
Yeah.
Business.
And we just started a podcast.
Shout out the underdogs.
Who-hoo.
Nice.
Like a Shih T-Suitzoo?
No.
Like a T-cup.
What, their T-cup.
There's different types of T-Cup dogs.
Does that just mean, like, the ones that look like toys?
Yeah, yeah, they're tiny.
Like from the mall?
It means like you.
No, no, no.
I'm probably fine.
You're an underdog.
I don't know if you're aware.
It's 5.5 now.
He's a changed man.
But I'm 5.5.5.
That was 5.4 conversation.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now we're at.
We're an inch tall.
We've leveled up.
So what was it?
Underdogs' Podcast?
Underdog's society podcast.
Okay.
Like him.
Are they all short, too?
Or is it just?
No, they're all tall, dude.
Yeah.
Well, is that Rick.
Rick's like, what are you, Rick?
Like, 5-7, 5-8?
5-5.
5-5 short.
Y'all are questioning?
Like, what should I say?
There's no answer here.
So make sure to check out your podcast, Underdog Society, your Instagram, Oscar Miran da, TikTok, Oscar Meat on the, all of that.
I also have a clothing brand called Short King Society.
For all the short kings out there.
I want a shirt.
I like that you want to build a community in Short Kings and all of that.
When I rock it, they're like, yo, that sure's dope.
I'm like, my guy.
And it's probably really convenient.
You only have to buy one size.
One size fits all.
All the size fits all for the whole brand.
What happens if it strings?
you got to order a new shirt
you got to order a new shirt
that's how you get them
it should be pre-strung
it should be pre-strung
like y'all
nah
you got
regular
and they shrink two sizes
and they shrink two sizes
that's how you get the other
purchase
they had the tall teas
now short teas
yeah
in middle in high school
I used to wear
an exiled tall
oh
with some respect on the name
or what
like as a dress or what
yeah you know
when the when the
Yeah, white team.
Yeah.
All the ones.
Yeah, I get it.
I get it.
All right.
So is everything short sleeve with the brand too?
I have two long sleeves coming in.
Wow.
I'm 5'5 now, so I don't know.
No.
You're like, Oscar, I'm really waiting for you to clown him.
But you're not doing it.
You're too nice.
I don't know him well enough.
He'll get me.
He'll get me.
He's going to comment something crazy under my photos like a couple days.
Yeah, maybe.
He's going to give me back.
He's going to give me back.
Maybe, maybe.
Okay, well, thank you so much for coming here.
Yeah, thank you guys for having me.
I like how we just asked you to come in here just to clown.
Yeah, I know.
Just to Rose.
I'm so sorry, bro.
Just to be like, hey, let's talk about short people.
She goes, she goes, are you okay if we like clown?
I'm like, yeah.
I didn't expect to just get like.
Just that.
Yeah, like we just beat you down.
Yeah.
What's that song?
Short people have no reason to.
No?
I don't know.
You guys know that song.
That might be a five two things.
Oh, it's true.
Yeah, Maximo plays it all the time.
From Toy Story.
I don't know.
Oh, yeah,
you've heard it.
You've heard it.
You've never heard it.
No, I would claim it if I did.
I'm not embarrassed to be short.
You don't like it.
I don't like it.
You don't like or a favorite.
Hey,
I love how the shortest person in the room
has the highest chair.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you want to sit up here?
I would love to.
I would love to.
I want to see you while you're up here.
I want to see that.
I would love to.
I want to see you hop on this chair.
I'm not the one to come to.
My sons have Rolex.
that are bigger than yours and they are four years old.
You remind me of my daughter in her high chair.
It's so cute.
I want to feed you right now.
Do you switch places with her?
Go get a gerber.
Go get a gerber for her.
Do you switch places with her?
Did you pass it down?
My daughter, we share the same seat.
I know.
Hey, are you one of those girls that drive with your face in the steering wheel like this?
Yeah.
And when you get in the car, you don't have to move it at all.
I got to move it a little bit back.
I'm 5-5 now.
He's 5-5.
This is a different little bit back.
I love it.
Stop it before I roll you down the other way.
Keep going
Let's go
Just wait until you're in the parking lot
I might not make it
That's a long hallway
Thank you so much for coming back
You have a great energy
You took it all
Yeah
I love it
Let's get it
Short King Spring
Short King Spring baby
Let's get it
Short King Spring is Power 1 6
Scrolling with the homies
Gregorio
Leti
What's up
Girlfriends are trying to find a way
Just to start a fight
For no reason
With their boyfriends
Oh yeah all the time
Starting in my life
I don't know, it's fine.
It's fun.
Why are you guys making this a trend, though?
Why are we making it a trend?
Yes.
It's been a trend since the beginning of time.
Oh, why did you guys make a trend of getting your girlfriend's mad?
We're not making them mad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, they just don't understand us.
That's it.
Okay.
But anyway, this new trend is called Ask Your Man.
Ask Your Man.
And this is girlfriends asking their men.
Situations that I just, in my mind, are kind of, yeah.
But listen to this.
What?
We ask your man if he'd rather kiss me for a dollar or someone else for a thousand
If he doesn't say he'll kiss you for free, I think you should start a fight.
That's one fight.
Okay.
Wow.
Today, ask your man, what's something he's scared of?
And if he doesn't say losing you, I think you should start a fight.
That's two fights.
Very valid.
They ask your man if he thinks you're beautiful.
If he says yes and you remember that he probably called other women beautiful before you,
I think you should start a fight.
Why are you thinking this?
Why?
It hurts.
She's saying, I think.
Her it's thinking.
She's walking her.
You can tell she's walking?
Yeah, she's walking.
Alone?
No, she's with her, man.
I think on one of the videos he's next to her.
You sure?
She has a man.
Yeah, she has a man.
Yeah, she has a man.
Why? Why? Why do you?
She, please.
She did that again.
Oh, yeah, she.
I wouldn't put up with all that.
Yes, you would.
No, you know why he wouldn't?
Because he would answer right.
How does she look, though?
He would answer the right.
I feel like Vick's been asked the worm question.
And he's answered.
That's amazing.
If that was the tree?
Yeah.
Would you still love me?
I would love you so much.
I would hug you every day.
I would water you.
And if my sister was a boy, she'd be my brother.
Like, we could play that all day.
Like, we could play the if game all day.
No.
No.
Hey, Vic, respectfully, we've all seen you in relationships and you are the loviest of dubious.
Yeah.
Yeah, but I don't.
Because you know what you would do?
He'd be like, if I was a tree, what would you love me?
Like, he'd ask it back.
Oh, he'd ask.
When she asked, he asked back?
Yes.
No.
Come on.
Big dogs.
No.
Not big dogs.
If I was a big dog, would you bark up this tree?
No, he doesn't talk like that.
We've seen you.
We've seen you.
But I was big, dog.
Nah.
I really hate hypothetical questions.
Yeah.
I get under my screen.
So, like, that's the thing.
Do you just, in your mind, Angie, Letty, do you just be like, I'm going to ask him this question.
I think you need to ask Irene because this is Irene's algorithm.
And Irene.
And Irene relates, right, I reason?
Yes, I love these questions because it gets my.
blood to boil in like a good way when I start these arguments.
Why?
What do you get out of this?
It's fun.
It's fun.
But then when I started.
I was telling me that she would be bored and if she's bored and has a boyfriend,
they're fighting.
Yeah, I would just be in the car driving and he would say something.
And I'd be like, mm, what, nothing.
That's just, yeah.
That's so much energy.
No, it's not.
It's the lowest of energy.
How does the woman brain come up with these questions?
I've literally been asked before.
Girl, if you had to choose a rapper to be your baby daddy, who would it be?
And I'm like, I'm not answering that.
A girl asked you that?
Yes.
And I'm like, I'm not answering that.
And she was like, well, who would it be?
Well, who would?
And I'm just like, no.
And then I'm like, and I had to answer it.
And I'm like, J. Cole?
I don't know.
He seems like least problematic.
Like, I don't know.
You answered?
You answered that?
What are I supposed to do?
That's kind of wild.
Vic, that is a wild.
I don't know, Jay Cole.
Uh, yeah.
Jake Cole.
He would fall to clothes.
He would fall to them on this.
He wouldn't give you a headache.
He seems very respectful.
You thought about this then.
You have to.
You see what I hate these questions.
I've never done this before.
I know.
I've never did this before.
That is crazy, man.
You see what I mean.
You see why you hate these questions?
Vic, I see you very different now.
No, it's the fact that you had to answer.
I had to answer to get to the next level.
You know what was the next level?
That's what it took?
Ha-ha-ha.
Okay.
Who's the baby daddy in the relationship with you and J. Cole?
In the scenario, I was a girl.
Whatever.
Where is it going, Rick?
I'm never going to look at you the same thing.
A woman.
Imagine Vic pregnant.
I've looked at it before, for sure.
No.
It was just a hypothetical.
But you picked.
But you answered the hypothetical.
Yeah, but there was no act involved.
It was like, just like, I'm at like,
I had to choose a rapper to be your baby daddy.
I'm not picking that answer.
Why is it blue face?
It's sexy red.
That's what I said first.
I'm like, sexy red.
And then she's like, no, it has to be a guy.
I'm like, ah.
Ah, J.
Cole.
Oh, that's so funny.
We played that song specifically for Vic and his baby daddy, J. Cole.
Big and Vic only.
Dude, Vig was type out.
He got a hypothetical by a girl.
If you had picked a baby daddy, that's a rapper, who would it be?
And then you first said sexy red, and then she's like, no, it's got to be a guy.
And then you said Jake Cole?
And just because, not because I'm attracted to him.
I don't know.
He'd be a great baby daddy.
Well, because it seems like, you know, you don't know who his baby mama is, right?
I know her.
Okay, well, you do.
But like the general public doesn't know, right?
She doesn't seem stressed out.
You know, it's not like a lot of, like, other baby mamas that are like at their wits and there's always involved.
Well, you thought about it.
He really did think about it.
So as a baby mama, he wouldn't stress you out.
I just want to live a good life.
Yeah.
Just like any other baby mama.
You know what I'm saying?
I just want to live a good life.
No baby daddy.
You know what I'm saying?
Just leave me and my kids and just leave us in peace.
You know what I'm saying?
And the funniest thing about it is that he was asked this yesterday last night.
No, months ago.
You said it just happened.
No, like, yeah, like recently, not yesterday.
But yeah, it was just like, it was an annoying question.
Like, I'm just like, this is why I hate hypothetical questions.
But you still answer them.
You still answer it.
You just made me love hypothetical questions.
Yeah.
No, no more.
That's the last one.
You only get one.
You only get one.
You only get one.
I answered it.
All right.
Check this out.
We got our baby girl, Yailene in here.
it's time to get into some boxing talk check this out
box
yeline you can say hi
good morning okay yeline talks a lot
so i told her yelene you can't talk a lot
like 30 words or less
total you have a limit yeah you have a limit
because they're all she's gonna talk
and blah blah blah blah blah
okay
but
so yelin shakar wrong shak around
okay so yeline went to the press conference
we were not able to make it to the press conference yesterday
between mungia and canelo which is a big
That's a big fight.
It's going to happen in May in Las Vegas.
And it's a trip because it's the first time Canelo is fighting a Mexican fighter.
He's long said, I'm not going to do it.
He fought Chavez Jr., though.
Oh, he did fight Chavez, Jr.
After that, he said, no more Mexicans.
And he said that specifically when asked about Benavides.
Yes.
Benavides is El Monsro in boxing.
And people just want, Canelo to fight him a lot, right?
Like Eileen.
Yelene, you get mad?
Yes, I do.
I get mad because I'm a big believer in Dave Benavides, and I want him to fight.
But it's not going to happen anytime soon, so I think I kind of accepted that.
Yeah.
But Canelo will fight Hyman Mungia.
Mungia is no walking in the park.
This full won fight of the year by ESPN last year because he had a really amazing fight.
You know, like, this is a great fighter.
And he reps T.J.
Yep.
He reps Hong Kong.
Shout out of you.
No, but like, wait a baby mom from you.
Yeah.
Work there.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
Reportedly.
There go.
We have that as a button now, okay?
I'm glad we have that button now.
We need to use it.
So, but she, he read, it's like, it's like Mexico versus Mexico.
How did the press conference feel?
Because it's the first time you saw it.
It was crazy.
Definitely.
Mungia side definitely pulled up.
I think it's easier for Mungia side to pull up because it's Tijuana is right across the border.
But he walked in and you could hear Canelo's side, but Mungia, his family was there.
And it was a great atmosphere.
We had mariachi.
So you think, you say the cheers, at least in the first press conference.
Oh, yeah.
It was for Mungia.
No way.
People were.
That's crazy.
That's a shocker.
People are ready for his downfall.
Why?
Because people don't like that he said, supposedly he makes excuses.
Whoa.
I mean, it's a natural cycle, right?
Like, you get built up just so you can get torn down.
Yeah, Terry down.
And then with Canelo, he's like, dude, I fight, like literally, when I fight one person,
there's going to be five other fools that I'm not fighting.
And then that's why I get dished on for not fighting.
But he's fighting.
Everyone's like, oh, at that time.
But you can't fight this person, but you don't fight this person.
They want him to fight three people at once.
Yeah.
That part.
They want him to be the under card and the main card.
Like, fight him this one and then after he did.
Defend your titles three times tonight.
Poor Canelo.
Yeah.
How old is Mungia?
Mugia's young.
Yeah.
Late 20s.
And then Canela's like in 33 already.
33.
Oh, so you see the age difference.
There is an age difference, but it's fine.
Not too much.
It's nothing crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's a bigger age difference in like when he fought Mayweather.
That was a big age difference.
Yeah, he was a baby, practically.
But he's fighting.
and it's happening.
And they even had pinatas.
There was pinatas.
It was...
It was...
And it was at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
So I was like...
I was like, these people have never seen.
They brought piñatas?
No.
Well, the workers probably had.
Yeah.
They brought pinatas to the Beverly Hills Hotel
and each side had the face
of the opponent.
So there was one piñata, right?
No, there was two.
It was one for Canelo with Jaime's face
and one with Canelo's face for Jaime.
And they had to beat each other?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Who hit the...
Pinyatta the best.
Jaime, it looks like he was like playing for the Dodgers.
Like I was like, damn, like Dave Roberts, look at them.
I don't like how you're so Jaime Mungial vibes right now.
Yeah.
What's going on?
What's up with that?
What's going on?
And I think this is what Kanela is afraid of.
Not afraid, but he's very, I think that's part of why he wouldn't fight a Mexican fighter
because he's like, we all got to stay on the same accord.
You're going to split the audience.
You're going to split the audience.
Yeah.
I mean, we're all going to watch, but like, rooting for interest, right?
Like, a lot of people do love rooting for the underdog.
And it seems like, it seems like,
If, you know, what Yaline is saying is like, that's what it is so far.
Right.
It might continue until like, yeah, Canelo's going to always have his fans and people that want to see him continue to dominate and win.
But then there's also just like the kind of common fans that are going to be like, I just want to see somebody take that guy down.
Yeah.
Because he's been on top for someone.
Yeah.
Okay.
So, Yailin talked to Mungia and I love it because she's our little correspondent.
This is like when Angie had her first interview at Rolling Loud.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like on the microphone and she's talking on Spanish.
Oh, wow.
So you were asking your great.
Spanish like Siz.
Spangol.
You asked Mungia how it feels to fight another Mexican fighter.
How important it was to go ahead and pursue a fight as a Mexican fighter with Canelo.
And this is how she asked it.
What's so cute.
I swear to God it and he changed the levels on that.
I swear to God.
I swear to God.
I never heard you talk like that before.
I sound like I'm from Tijuana.
No.
That she's so...
I love.
I love.
I love it.
I stay with your chest, but like I like it.
Let's hear it.
Let's keep going.
What?
What?
I want to hear you.
Okay.
Okay.
It's too big.
You're sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
I'm going to stop.
I'm going to stop.
All right.
I'm in the game.
Okay.
What's important was to pursue a
against Canelo
as a peelerer Mexican.
It's something where
is going to
Mexico.
I think it's
a very good
play and a
war Mexican
Okay.
Munguilla says,
Mexico,
it's going to be a beautiful war, all that stuff, right?
Yeah.
Stop laughing.
I stopped laughing.
I stopped laughing.
I took it a great job.
She did.
She taught incredible Spanish.
She's so mad at me.
Say it again how you ask.
Well, I can't now.
No, like, say it how you wanted to say it.
Look what you did.
I can't.
I can't.
I was just like,
Ketan important was.
Okay, yeah.
Yeah, you see it's the same tone, boy.
Yeah.
She hates me.
What important?
Important was, per se, a pele.
Okay, okay.
And then you talk to Canelo.
Right?
All right.
All right.
All right.
And what did you ask him?
Like, how does he feel going back into the ring with a Mexican?
He hasn't followed Mexican since Travis Jr.
So it's really important.
I love it.
How do you feel like to bring with a player American?
Well, obviously, it's a little bit strange, no?
Because I represent Mexico, and to be with a player Mexican,
well, obviously, it's a little bit of strange.
But at final of the end, it's history for Mexico.
I'm really content of
being
I'm going to be
the
way to try this
for Mexico
Thank you.
Wow,
that was a great question.
That was a great question.
He's trying to
buy your love back.
No, I'm serious.
Canelo answered saying,
you know, like it feels
strange, to be honest.
It feels strange
doing this, but ultimately
it's history
and we're going to bring this
to Mexico
and it feels good
being the one
to bring this to Mexico.
It's going to be amazing.
Yeah, and it feels
good that you were the one
to bring this to me.
Thank you.
You are so important.
I was.
You are not important to me.
Shut up.
Shout out, Jay.
You're telling him to me.
You don't love you.
You love you.
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