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Power Windows 6.
LA's number one for hip-hop, Buenos Aires.
Good morning.
It feels really weird today.
Why?
It feels like a Monday.
Oh.
It's not.
It's Thursday.
It's Thursday.
Thursday.
It is Thursday.
April 4th.
All right.
I was reading that it's 4-4-24, like 4-24.
It's like some weird crazy portal day.
That's cool.
Yeah.
Yeah, like, spiritually.
What happens?
Like aliens are coming?
No.
I guess like your inner stuff.
Like spiritual?
Oh, like numerology.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it's also national news.
day and so we every day during the show like probably later on in the six o'clock hour
in the seven o'clock hour maybe in the five o'clock hour you hear our traffic guy Aki
and he always chimes into the show like he always has commentary he's not in studio with us
but he's an incredible traffic guy and we love that he's always responding to the show it's like
real-time commentary so Aki we want you to know that we appreciate you bro
yeah thank you Aki man it's all good uh-huh
news person days. We were sending Aki a big hug.
Sending you a big hug.
Yeah. Air hug. All right.
Even though he diss me and the Padres, it's fine.
Yeah.
As you should.
It's Aki. What did he say? What was the commentary
the other day? He said something about being a
Padre's. It's a loss.
He said that you get to save money as a
Padre fan because you don't have to buy any World Series
Gear. Yeah. That's incredible.
I'm telling you, talk to your commentary
from our guy Aki. So just know that we
appreciate you, bro. And thank you for telling us
what's going on in these streets.
In the streets.
Okay, so you know the streets,
Greg went on the streets yesterday.
I did, yes.
To give away tickets to our Brownback Mornings
After Dark Live show.
You pulled up to Crypto.com Arena.
Yeah, it was awesome.
I felt like Justin Bieber.
People were running up to the car and everything.
Yeah, because they were waiting for you
because you were in traffic.
Yeah, it was fine.
They waited.
It was cool.
They were okay with it.
They were like, ha-ha, making fun of me
because I had two different shoes on
and they were like, you're late.
Yeah.
So I was like, let's call you,
pictures later.
Please, please, hold on.
Hold on.
Oh, my pictures.
Later.
Please, please.
I'm at work.
I'm being professional.
No of my homie that went said.
My homie, shout out Curry.
He was there.
He didn't say no one asked for photos.
Carly pulled up.
And I like because we know Curly, he's just expects to win.
And he's like, no, you got to, you got a raffle for these two.
You did a raffle?
Yeah, I did a raffle.
Played some little games.
I had more tickets to give out T-shirts and stuff like that.
People were happy.
They were excited.
We're going to do this every Wednesday.
And I hope, you know, people are requesting different places.
Because for the most part, you've been going around Los Angeles.
Yeah.
Like close proximity.
People want you in the O.C.
Yeah, you want to go to O.C.
You guys can't forget about us.
In Hemet.
They want me in Hemet, the O.C.
They want me to do it on the weekend because I was like, wow.
Palmdale.
Palmdale.
I don't know that our power trucks go that.
Yeah, I don't know.
You'll make it.
Yeah, you'll make it.
We're going to do this every Wednesday where Greg gives out tickets to our Power 106,
brown by morning's after dark.
Besides you already being able to win them in our show at 715, 815 and 9.15 a.m.
All right.
This is the hot ticket.
Honestly, it makes me feel good.
Like, we put on a good show.
That's an amazing show.
You guys want to come out with us.
But if anything, we're going to party it up April 25th
to celebrate our one year here on Power 106
at a secret location in Hollywood.
And we want you there with us, okay?
We also got our guy Maximo with Simper Pimp on the Way.
What's going on, bro?
Yes, let the actress Suisodana's husband
might have taken Simping to a new level.
Oh, I like that.
But he ghosted her first.
To talk to a ghost.
I'm going to tell you all about it.
What?
He ghosted her to talk to you.
All right, I don't know.
I don't know.
Is this good?
Is this bad?
Find out next.
It's Pirre 106.
LA's number one for hip-hop.
Buenos deez.
Simp or Pimp.
B-I-M-P, SIMP, SIMP, SIMP, SIMP.
SIMF.
What'so, Maxim.
Actress, Zoe Saudana, and her husband, they went on the Drew Barrymore show.
Oh, nice.
And, you know, they were talking about their relationship.
Okay.
Her husband name is Marco Peson.
which he's like a director, producer, artist.
Oh, nice.
So she's Zoe Saldaana Prego?
Yes, she's sorry.
Zoe Salada prego.
But they told the story of how he asked or her,
how the process was to marry her.
So I want you to listen to what he said.
Oh, one more time.
My apologies.
When you got engaged, I heard there was some spiciness there.
Yes.
Tell them.
Can I?
Can I?
I don't want to...
You know, Zoe is a little spicy, you know, a little.
And I said to Zee, I'm going to New York, I need to do something for work.
And I actually went to Dominican Republic, thanks her stepfather and all the family will support me.
And I went to the...
My father's grave and...
And I asked him if you...
If I can marry her.
You went to her father's grave and the Dominican Republic and asked his permission.
Yeah.
Wait
That's sweet
Respectfully
He went to his
What answer is he getting?
But it's the point is that he's shown respect
Respect
Is he though?
Yes
He could have just looked up at the sky
And he's making up an answer
Who knows where that phone ended up
First of all
Oh yeah that's right
He went to the grave to be like
Hey I know you're here
So you're here
You're physically here
No you're here
But if it's
Strike me if I can't marry your daughter.
And you didn't get strict by lightning.
He could have said that at home.
Yeah.
No, he's right.
No, he has to be there.
Being in front of the great.
He took a whole plane to go ask himself a question.
He's showing up.
Yeah.
He was right.
He didn't want to go to church.
What was that, Suegroro?
Yeah.
You want me to marry her?
Got it, bud.
It meets a lot.
We didn't have a hell no, bro.
Yeah.
How's he going to say no?
What if the Swaygo said, I'm rolling over right now?
Hold on.
Give me a second.
Come on.
You guys were horrible people.
No, he is.
I'm going to let you know something.
You can tell he's a simp right away when he said,
can I tell this story?
Yeah.
He's like, she's Latina.
And then she took over it away.
She's a little spicy meatball.
How long have they been married for?
They've been married Abelis since 2013.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, so they've been together for a while.
I do appreciate them or him respecting her father that passed away
and that relationship that she had with her dad.
Because we all love our parents and God forbid they passed away before one of you fools get married.
And then it be something like that, right?
However, like, there's definitely ways to incorporate them in the wedding without it being like, this is how I did it.
That's probably like their thing, though.
She probably talked to him about it.
The craziest thing, too, was that he didn't tell her.
So to her, it was like a sketchy situation.
Yeah, like you lied and said you went to New York, but you really went to the DR.
Like, what's going on?
And obviously, he said that he told the family and everybody.
stepfather.
He was like, yo, I need back up.
Wait, she's a stepfather?
Yeah.
A real, and he's life.
And he's alive.
He finished the story on like when he went and what the process went like, because she
was tripping on him.
You know, she's Latin and spicy.
When I arrived back to London, she don't know, okay, I went there.
When she said, where are you been?
And I say, I've been in a place, but you need to wait a couple of hours and I'll let
you know.
And she said, we're in a cab in London in the middle of traffic.
I was like, wait, are you getting, you know what?
I just got out of the cab and I'm walking in the middle of the street and it was just very dramatic.
Very dramatic.
So I need to say something to you.
And she said absolutely not.
And I say, no, but please, I need to say something to you.
And yes, I showed the video and she said yes.
Well, he took a video of it too.
He took a video of it.
That's sweet.
He didn't get any audio from the other side, though.
He took a video of the asking the family.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
The whole art trip.
Yeah.
Low key.
I mean, like, he could have had someone in the DR and FaceTime them.
Yeah.
To do that.
Yeah.
I don't know.
That's just.
He went above and beyond for this proposal.
Yeah.
It's okay.
It's okay.
So he walked over there.
He doesn't know.
He didn't.
Okay, I would understand a little more if, like, he knew the dad who passed away before he passed away.
Like, they had a relationship.
And then it's like, oh, okay, let me do this thing.
I know this guy.
We had a relationship.
That is true.
It's just weird because you didn't know.
Like, you don't even know that for a guy.
So he's standing there at the grave?
Or even like, go with, I think go with your girl.
Yeah.
Like, what do you want to take your girl with you if you're going to do all that?
Yeah, but you still don't know him.
I don't know.
Let him rest, bro.
He don't got time for this.
I don't know you like that.
Yeah.
Come on, darling.
Yeah.
It's very odd.
It's a little odd.
Yeah.
But I don't see a problem with it.
I personally don't see a problem with it.
One day you guys are going to find the love of your life.
You're going to do that.
Yeah.
Well, I don't know about to do that.
I don't want to do that.
That's not what I'm not doing.
Oh, my God.
I'll take the knee and pray.
I'll pray about it.
The love of your life and you're going to do that.
You're going to see how much it matters to her
because I'm sure her father matters to her.
For sure.
And that gesture mattered to her.
And it meant a lot for her.
I would have taken her.
It would have mattered more if she's there.
Yeah, but that part is, yeah, you're right.
So it's like him by himself?
Did it really matter if she thought he was doing something sketchy instead?
No, afterwards.
Oh, yeah.
I thought that was cool.
Okay, so get your girl mad and then propose to her.
And propose to her.
See how she adds.
It's a mix of emotion.
She got mad because he was dipping out her,
like something like she asked where you were and he's like oh I had to go do something like very
sketchy right and then so she got upset she so much so that she got out of a car in london
and he was like no no hold on and she's not trying to talk to her she's upset then finds out
that he was doing something sweet it's like the ultimate like got you to your girl like see you're
freaking crazy for nothing that play does work like that play like worked in his favor and the
crazy thing too is like we have a bonus sim for you guys a bonus yes oh selina gombolea
is two and one
posted this
reposted this video
and said I could die
like captioning the I could die
like pretty much saying like
this is like the sweetest story
I've ever seen
I need this in my life kind of thing
yeah it's just the gesture to a girl
maybe it's just registering different than it is to you guys
yeah the gesture is cool
because again we know like the steps of
like supposedly getting married or like
getting proposed to that you ask for someone's having marriage
but what do you do when that person's passed away
that he made that effort to still be like look
Yeah.
Is there stepdad like punching the air right now?
Because he didn't ask him instead.
He did.
He did.
He did.
He did.
He did.
He said that he went to the D.R.
talked to the stepdad and the family.
I thought the death.
Then went to the grave.
Then went to the grave and asked the father who's passed away.
I still think it's a little weird.
He's going by himself though.
That's my thing.
It's like, bro.
I think just,
when you ask for someone's hand in marriage,
you're not asking with her there.
You should ask behind her back.
Respectfully.
Yeah.
He's not there.
Wait, you're.
I guess it.
But also, I think that he went for the whole family.
You got what I'm saying?
Yeah, kind of.
No, he wasn't getting.
It's okay.
I can't get what you're saying.
I'm just like.
He went to ask the whole family.
As he should and then propose to her.
And while he's there, pay respects to the dad.
It totally makes sense to me.
Yeah.
Like, for example, my grandpa's buried in Mexico.
When I go see my family, I'm going to go see my grandpa.
Right.
You know?
Yeah.
Like it kind of just goes on the end.
You knew him, though. You knew him.
Yeah.
Yes, but this is your.
You all understand.
I get it.
Yeah.
This is the weirdest argument I've ever had.
And I've had some weird arguments.
I've had the worm argument and this is really weird.
But yes.
Vents Elena Gomez on top of that.
Yes.
She's like, I could die.
It could die.
While she's with her man.
And see, that's the thing.
She's probably like, look how cute this is showing her dude.
This is so, this is el-a-moor.
This is love.
And yes, we're 10.
10 times harder now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, what?
What do you mean?
He has to wear 10 times harder?
It's Selena Gomez, Beni Blanco.
He's not that good looking at a dude.
You would know.
Yeah.
All right.
Is that, what?
What?
I don't know.
Yeah, I think we're a double sim.
Yeah.
Sim sim.
Sim sim.
Sim!
Sim!
It's 5106.
Ellie's number one for hip-hop.
Lil Yadi remixes McDonald's menu song and now I'm hungry.
Okay, so Lil Yadi is back with a brand new song with McDonald's.
Okay.
Nice.
He remixed the menu song for McDonald's Canada in his own Lil Yadi way.
McDonald's Canada.
McDonald's Canada.
Okay.
Wow.
And it made me hungry because he named every single thing on the menu.
Okay, listen to this.
Hi, can I take your order, please?
Can I get a Big Mac Mac Mac MacRap, me flurry and a middouble?
Keep around.
I need a happy menu.
I'm a crispy and tan McNuggets.
Tasty garden fries.
A cold drink with extra ice.
Junior chicken will be fire in a sweet hot apple pie.
Is that it?
Let me get a quarter of a pound of a cheese.
A plate of milk and a large coffee.
A hamburger, cheeseburger, hot chocolate, hot cake.
Funnel a conchette and hot bars, Sunday.
You know the best part about that?
I think that's his actual order.
That's a lot of my bro loves to eat like that.
Seriously.
That is cool, man.
The interesting about it is it's a remake because I guess they used to do this as a commercial in the 80s and 90s.
Oh, wow.
And then it turns out they would do a different one for every single country.
Nice.
How did you know that?
They probably each have different menu items?
Exactly.
Like certain menu items?
Yeah.
So I got the 90s Australian menu song.
Okay.
So you guys can listen to it.
All right, listen to this.
Hi, may I take your order please?
It's only like on my left ear.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know what's going on there.
Is Australia on my left?
Left of the...
It's similar. It's similar. It's similar.
It's underground.
Love it.
Yeah.
But it's a trip.
And it's also a trip that they did it for Canada.
And I don't see one for the U.S. yet, like the menu song.
So maybe there's another rapper that's going to come out with an American.
No, there is.
Like on YouTube, I remember like early, maybe like in 2010 or something.
Like a YouTuber made it.
And it was just like, Big Mac.
I want a double cheeseburger with extra lettuce.
Yeah.
No, and hold 11.
Yeah.
It's like, it had millions of views.
They got to come out with the 2024 version.
They got to bring that whoever that fool was back.
Yeah.
You remember that song.
Yeah.
You guys, I want you guys to know right now.
Angelica and Greg.
You guys have like the crazy.
Normally you guys don't really have any coincidences or where.
But the Shrek in Spanish.
Oh, yeah.
And the McDonald's rap YouTube video is crazy.
Like the things you guys do have in common is very.
I'm surprised you haven't seen that video.
It was very, it's huge.
Now it's another thing in your little.
Big man.
It's like, what's the thing in Spanish?
Pimpon?
Who knows is that?
Pimpon?
I forgot to just say.
Salava so carita with
agon.
Oh, not about it's a hormone.
It's like the things that they become a duo for.
Why is the story?
In the history of the show, where are those two things?
Yeah, thank you for that.
That's hilarious.
All right, look, Doja Cat reveals her big.
big three and it will surprise you.
Okay, so Doja Cat was on Twitter
and asked her followers and the world,
how is Pitbull not in the big three?
Hey!
After both Jengels plays, I have a hard time believing.
Yeah, how is he not in the big three?
Yeah, honestly, anytime you're listening to people,
you're like, how is this guy not praised more?
Yeah, for all the time.
Pipple got to come out with the song.
It's not the big three, it's just the big P.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yo.
No, not like that.
Not like that.
Not like that.
That's what people are.
Hey, man.
He was a thrust bump.
Toma.
All right, look.
Are you a Toma or you a Dali?
No, noti.
Which one are you?
Oh, okay.
He's a to Toma.
But look, that's a press.
You didn't like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Doja Cat.
Okay, but yeah, she brought.
He surprised everybody, you know, that she would say that
because everybody says Kendrick, J. Colan, and Drake are the big three.
Right.
So for some reason, a Beyonce fan account asked her, well, Doja Cat, who do you consider the big three?
And she replied, Baby Bash, Chingi, and Pitbull.
Wow.
That's Doja Cat's Big Three.
Sugar, Sugar, how you get so fly?
That's a good one.
I'm not mad at that.
I am.
No, because if you really think about it,
like, they all got songs that to this day are just like, bangers.
Well, the only one that I would debate is Chingi.
What?
Right there?
Right there.
Yeah.
But you haven't heard right there more than you've heard, like, a baby bash song,
like Sugar Sugar or like a Pipples song.
Like, Chingi gets played the least out of the street.
Pulling me back every time I'm trying to.
No, but I'm saying, like, we don't hear it at the clubs or at party,
Even at parties, even when you're going to throw something on.
You're more likely to hit up a baby bash song or like a pit bull song.
But Chingi's only one call away, though.
Yeah.
No, I think.
He should have, that's not.
That wasn't you.
That's not bad.
You know what?
You just threw my boy.
I'll take that out.
That was a bad hour.
That was a bad one.
That was.
I got, I got it.
Yeah, there we go.
That's what I was thinking.
Chingy would be, and this is not a bad thing.
Yeah.
But Chingi and his time is like how Fettywap was.
his time gave us hit.
Yeah.
And then what happened?
Yeah.
Yeah, he used to be a baller, baby.
Yeah.
I'm a baller, si' her roller, baby.
Yeah, Nelly should have been there.
Same.
Hey, dirty.
What?
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
They make me singy.
Oh, officer dancing.
Oh.
What, ching.
I like the way you do right, right.
Right, right.
Yeah.
But Nelly should have been there.
Oh, yeah.
Instead of chingue.
No, I don't know.
You still have the beef with that.
Yes.
You're still on Nelly's side with the beat.
You know what?
It was so deep that to me, like, I could not listen to Chingiel, turn it off.
Yeah, 12 little year old, me?
Yeah, you and DJ Eman.
Yeah, you had, too.
And she's big really, I feel like, wait there, right.
Yeah, because the dance is really cool.
Yeah, ooh.
Yeah.
Angie's big three is Nelly, Nelly and Nelly.
Yeah.
It was.
All right.
I'm not mad at her big team.
I like her big three.
I feel like she had, like, some cool playlist happening.
And then she was like, boom, this is amazing.
Like that's her era.
So it's like all those two, all those three artists were at the top when growing up at that time.
Yeah.
Shinky baby bash and Pitbull.
Yeah.
I'm not going to argue.
Just chingy, that's it.
Yeah, just the chingy part.
To me it's Nelly.
It could have been Nelly in there.
Or Floor rider.
Oh, no.
Apple bottom G.
No.
I know how to get NG men.
I know how to trigger it.
I was about to get it.
Floor writer first came out with the booths with the first song.
Everyone thought that was Nelly and apparently that song was for Nelly, but it would flow write it.
That makes sense. Yeah. He even says in the hook, Apple Bottom jeans.
And that was the fur. You liked it. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I went dance to it.
Back it up. All right. All right. That was your word on Rose Kransbik for Brownback Mornings. I'm Power 106.
What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local?
All right. Shout out to our guy. Oh wait. Hold on. I need to first hit my.
Where is it?
What is it?
It's time for Dodger baseball.
After seven games.
On the seventh game.
Argai Shohai Otani has finally hit his first home run.
That was so tight.
That's proud.
And I'm going to tell you, people have been waiting for the moment that he hits that home run.
Because it's stuff of legend.
Like we hear about it.
We see, again, the new age
Babe Ruth, we see how much the Dodgers
paid for him, and we're like, okay, we gotta be
for the people that were at that game yesterday.
Like, that was like a history moment.
Yeah.
You know?
I was there.
He was there?
Why are you jealous of my home?
It's Tristan.
It's a tonny.
It's a moment.
It's a moment.
And it's against the Giants, too.
And he smacked the hell out of that ball.
Right.
He looked like me at the batting cages, honestly.
It's just hitting him, hit him, hit him.
Yeah.
And I think as frustrating, okay, so I went to opening day,
And just even there, I'm like, oh, my God, opening day show hell,
I'm telling you.
Like, there's a thought in everybody's brain.
Like, this season is just going to be great.
Even if, yeah, it's just that season, right?
It feels like it.
You see it since the first day of the Dodger season.
But everybody's waiting at, it's like anticipation.
When he gets on to a base, it's like, all right, is it this going to be the first home run?
And then when it's not, everyone's like, oh.
Oh.
Yeah, so much, though.
I've had homies talk smack.
Like, all right, now he gets on the Dodgers.
sucks.
That's what everybody was saying.
No, for real.
I heard.
And don't even seven games.
Talk down, Deirdre.
I heard that conspiracy, like everybody was saying, now that he's on a good team, maybe
he looks average.
Yeah, right.
Because everybody else on the Dodgers is really good.
So what are you saying about the Angels?
Yeah.
You said it on me.
I'll see.
I'll say anything about the Angels.
What's the Angels?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, my God.
Hey, me at the parking lot.
The good thing is that he's taking all the attention, right?
Like everybody's watching his every move.
Meanwhile, Muky Betts is leading the entire world.
Real.
Like, he's healing it because he's like,
Moogie Betts is doing an incredible job.
And nobody's paying as much attention to him.
So it's like the pressure is kind of off of him this season
because everybody's focused on Otani.
And maybe because it is, that's why he's doing so well.
He's free to just, you know.
He's playing freely.
MLB over there.
But you know what this made me realize?
What?
That I'm a numerologist.
Oh, why?
Okay, before you get into that,
and I know you guys are going to go up because I want.
I want to just hit this before you guys go.
Okay, please.
So I remember that when he hit a home run during the angel season,
they would put like a samurai hat on him, like a red angel samurai hat on him.
So I'm like, what's going to be the celebration?
And that's kind of more than anything what I was trying to see.
Like, what's going to be the celebration when he hits a home run with the Dodgers?
Do they have a blue samurai hat?
Or do they even do away with that?
So Teoscar Hernandez, also new to the Dodgers this season,
he threw sunflower seeds in the show.
Oh, Hay Otani's face is he's going back to the dugout.
But it seems like it's cool.
Yeah.
Because Shohei posted it on his personal Instagram.
You're like rained seeds.
Yes, it just...
And you know what's funny is I feel like,
Teoscar threw it up, but since Shohei's so tall, it just hit him straight.
You know when you run into Nats or like you run into like that whole little crew?
That's what happened.
Those were those seeds in Shoheo Tani's face.
But if that's a new tradition, I don't know.
I don't know.
That's the funny thing about baseball.
There's just so much time to mess around.
Yeah.
They're just like always, there's so much down time.
And they're with their bro.
And you see them go back to the dugout and have fun.
I just hope they're unsalted seeds.
Yeah, if they start doing that.
They're salted seeds and they hit them in the hive.
Hey, David's seeds right now.
Please tap in for the sponsorship to be the official seeds that get thrown.
Oh, my God.
He's safe.
Yeah.
If they start doing that for the home runs, everybody in the stands is going to start getting seats.
Oh, my God.
You're right.
That's kind of cool.
It would be kind of cool.
But then for the people,
people that have to clean up, I'm sorry for you.
But the seeds are already there.
Oh, regardless.
People will be eating peanuts and just dropping the stuff onto the ground.
Oh, yeah, do it.
What seeds?
That'd be pretty cool, though.
Not going to lie.
Everybody, every time we get some of her and just throw seeds.
Oh, my gosh.
Nobody's going to reach Otani.
Everybody's just going to get the person in front of them.
We just start throwing seeds on each other, getting acne.
I'd be so pissed.
Especially if it's like a wet seed.
Like, oh, you're right.
Seeds all in my beer.
Yeah.
A wet seed.
It's great.
Maximo get your wet seed off.
It's no hard bad.
It's the all got bad.
I see people eat seeds, save them, and then I'm like, yo, what the litter?
It's to suck on low key, pass.
Yeah, Maximo suck it on seeds.
Yeah.
He'll suck on a seed.
Can you say that?
Yeah.
Oh.
That is a lie.
Maximo sucks seeds.
Maximo sucks seeds.
Maximo sucks seeds.
Eat, sucker.
I give seeds.
Buenos dia.
Yes, the storm is coming.
If you're feeling it.
It better not today.
I have a game today.
Yeah, it's probably going to be raining.
Tomorrow for sure.
I have a game.
I want to play.
Oh, no.
Whatever will you team do?
I need a win.
I need to hit that Show Hill, Tiny Home Run,
tonight.
Why?
You're a Padre fan.
I like the references you use.
Hey, when you guys do the sub,
just know I'm back on my stuff.
Oh, for my games?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm a beast.
I know.
Yeah, what stuff?
You got to set?
Yeah.
Back on the ride.
That's a weird.
No, yeah.
Yeah, look you to get off later.
All right.
Just Gary, if you had plans tonight, maybe tomorrow, all of that,
it's just going to make sure you're dressed for the part.
Yeah.
Because the weather, these past days, are going to have you feeling like,
oh, I could go outside in shorts and sandals.
I know.
That was hot yesterday.
Even the nights are warm.
Tripping us out.
Yeah, Mercury's and Gatorade.
It's going to be a whole eclipse coming.
Oh.
What is that?
The eighth.
The eighth.
El Ocho.
Four days.
I'm going to kill it.
Okay, but we have shout-outs.
Who are we shouting out?
We got a shout-up from Yasmin wants to shout out her ESL students all the way from San Antonio, Texas.
Wow.
Oh, students.
Hello, students.
I know.
Yeah.
And then we have birthday shout-outs as well.
Nicole wants to shout out her daughter, Aria, and give her a happy birthday.
Okay, Aria.
Desani wants to wish her sister Beverly, aka Aqua Fina a happy birthday.
I love that you guys can joke because I was thinking of if I could do the joke.
Okay, thank you so much, Beverly, Aquafina.
And that's it.
All right, to Aria.
That's crazy.
We have people named after things.
Like, Aria is now the hotel in Vegas.
Great hotel, by the way.
Very bouchy.
All right.
And then Beverly, aka Aquafina.
I love vibes.
All right.
To Aria and to Beverly, happy birthday to you.
Feliz Cumpla-A-A-N-T.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you, four.
The homie helpline
Maria Maria.
She needs our help.
What's going on, Maria?
She sent me a DM directly.
Oh, to you.
I don't know why.
I'm like, what can I do?
Bill?
Can you pay my bills?
Maybe you have a familiar shirt?
No, I just, I don't.
Okay, I don't.
All right.
So, Maria sent me a DM and said,
Vic, I need the homie helpline, bro.
Help a girl out.
Okay.
She said, my BD, the father of my three kids.
Baby daddy.
is accusing me of passing him a STD.
Shut up.
Wow.
No way she said that.
Shut up.
Yes.
And it also was like, what can I do?
No, let me check.
Yeah, it makes sense.
I reached out to Vig for this.
This is crazy.
That sounds like the text like, hey, my so-and-so told me I have an STD, so just letting you know.
Yeah.
Imagine my, like, I'm just looking at my DMs just like, Vic, STD.
Like, I'm just like, what?
I used to have antibiotics after that, brother.
All right, but like, she said, he hasn't gotten his results back, but I know I haven't done anything.
And this would be the third time in eight years he's given it to me.
Oh, third time?
Third time.
I thought what?
Yes.
All right.
She said one time he knew and admitted the second time he gave it to me and lied about it about his results.
So I stood thinking only I had it for a while
Until I found those results
And now this
Oh, this relationship feels crazy
Oh my gosh
And she said
And we just moved in together last year
And already renewed our lease for this year
Oh, so you're with your baby daddy
Yes
Because when you say my baby daddy or father
My kids, you didn't say my man
Right
Yeah
You know?
Well, she knows it's not just hers
Right now
Everybody's man
So he's going out there and getting it
Yes
And then giving it to you the first time, like he admitted it.
The second time he said, no, you're tripping.
You got on your own.
Like, I don't know.
And then sometimes it's like to see if you're cheating.
Yeah, I got an STD.
I thought that's what he was doing.
I got a SDD you gave it to me.
Yeah, she's like, oh my God, no.
Henry gave it to me or something like.
Right.
Like, hopefully she admits it.
Like fishing, yeah.
But apparently he's done this three times.
That's a lot of charm.
Dog.
And she's asking us, what should she do?
Well, get that.
Go to a doctor.
Yeah.
That's a big part.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's why you guys, they just renewed their lease for this year.
Literally, which I think she wants to know what she should do about him.
Right, because what I'm assuming is that since they just renewed their lease, they're still living together.
And they're in a situation.
And, you know, rent is expensive in California.
So it's like a weird situation.
Like, you can't just be like, hey, let me throw this all the way and be stuck.
Oh, gosh.
And there's only one way you can get a CD.
It's in the name.
Yeah.
How?
Transmitted.
Yes.
Oh.
Yes.
Well, she says out.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Angela can't say, she's like, huh?
Maria.
I know.
He's on the line right now.
Oh.
Maria.
Maria.
Maria.
Maria.
Hello.
Good morning.
Is it a good morning, Maria?
Is it?
It's been pretty bad the whole week.
But, I mean, we're still here.
So, there's something we could be excited.
Oh, my gosh.
All right.
How many kids do you have with, oh, three kids?
Three kids you have with this guy.
And you guys have been together for eight years.
Has it been on and off?
No, not really.
Honestly, it's kind of been on and off on his part.
Not really my part.
So you've kind of stayed true to him,
or maybe you guys have done things to each other,
but it keeps coming back.
that like there's an STD going that keeps happening within your relationship right?
Yeah.
And this one would be the third time.
And that would be the, that would be it for me.
I feel like, I don't know.
I think the first time, what happened the first time it happened?
Like how, did you have kids then?
Was it like a one person dating?
No.
So the first time was actually how my son was conceived.
The condom broke.
He wore a condom, which was very odd because we never.
would we never would so when he obviously did that it was odd for me but it broke and that's when
I after that I found out I was pregnant a few months after but that's when I found out I was also
yeah because you go through the testing you go through the testing in pregnancy and they're like hey
FY you have this and like if you don't mind which one did you have at that time I had chlamydia
freaking chlamydia all right I wonder if we have the same baby daddy not
And not my husband.
Oh.
Because this is trauma I didn't know I needed, but I'll share it with you, Maria, because I know a lot of people were judging you.
Let them judge me too.
When I was, when I first got pregnant, this was my first guy.
Like, this was the guy I thought I loved and all of that.
And so then you go through the process.
You go through the process of going to the doctor, checking stuff out.
And granted, stuff feels weird when you're pregnant.
Things hurt, things, this, things that, like, all of that is happening down there and in your tummy and in your, like, different parts of your body.
everything is changing right so I did have like after like being with him I would feel
things and then I'm like oh okay it's because I'm pregnant so I go and I get checked and
they're like yeah you have chlamydia what yes no let's see I get out I get out and I
tell him I'm like yeah they just so mad and then he's like who are you sleeping with
who are and I'm like I don't even know what this is like I don't know what yeah I'm like and
you're my and and and I was so young but like this was cheating like he was out there and
streets and it's like oh I should have known at that time like as I'm reading your stuff and as I'm
talking you I'm like I wish that I took the sign right there yeah that this especially for the
fact of how he threw it on me it wasn't like are you it wasn't he it was yeah it was mean and angry
and almost defensive and almost like to distract me and it's like oh that's how you know something
is up with that individual yeah and I don't mean to take your side Maria please have all the
shine on SDs but it happens it happens to have a lot of people that
don't talk about it.
And then it happened to you while you were pregnant.
You got tested.
You found out that you had it.
What was his response at that point?
Like, my bad.
I'm sorry.
No.
The first time he had said, because I had knew he had cheated on me, but I forgave him.
Got it.
And that's where we started talking again.
So when he did that, I was kind of just like, okay.
So I had asked them later on, like, why did you do that?
And he was like, I'm going to be honest.
Like, you need to go.
go get fit because I have
an SD that's why I wore the condom
and I haven't went to the doctor
and I was like oh wow
that doesn't tell me
you know like okay
but by that point
you love him you've forgiven him for cheating
and he gave you a CD and you're having the
baby since then you've had two
other children and since
and there's another time where you had an
a CD and he accused you of
only having it because he's like I didn't get
it I don't have it
Yes, and that would be with our daughter.
So for that occasion, I was at the doctor and I was about, I want to say, six months pregnant, seven months pregnant.
I was very far along.
And they let me know I had gonorrhea for that one.
Oh, Maria got the gonorrhea.
I was just like having the SD sampler.
You're like giving me a little bit of that.
Damn, Maria.
it's okay
we're all friends here
unless me
okay
so then you got
garneria dog
and then
what do you say to him
do you tell him
I do
and I tell him
who are you sleeping with
because
bro there's no way
I have time to do that
I don't have time
to do that
when I have the baby
all the time
so I'm like
when did this happen
or what
and like
I'm so sorry
I was like
what the heck
you know like
I was like
what the heck
like where did this
come from. So after that,
yeah,
he didn't admit it.
I ended up finding out he had
the test results in his car
and I never
brought it up to him. I never did.
But I was like, wow, like,
that's really grimy to never
have, like, he would have died with it.
I promise you. He probably would have
died with that secret.
Yeah, unless you found out
a year away. Yeah. But doesn't that
show you, like, maybe don't mess with him anymore?
because you still continued and got it a third time and had a third kid.
Yeah, you should have been gone, Rhea.
I'm not going to lie.
That's like my sweetheart.
Like my high school sweetheart, that was my first, like, that was everything.
So, yeah, basically.
Yeah, but Maria, the first was not the best.
Like, there's so many others.
Okay, so you stayed around the first time that he gave.
gave me the CD the cluds the comedia what they call the clap the clap clap the
second time he gave you gonorrhea the third time how did you find out this third
time that you have it he had actually told me that he has something coming out of his area
oh my god
where does he go keep it in mind keep it in mind like before this he hasn't done anything
and maybe like three, four years.
Like, it's been a cool minute.
He's been a cool minute since he gave you a CD.
Cool.
It's been a very long time.
No.
Just protected this time.
I know.
Okay.
I just know he had right away, like, accused me of it.
And I wouldn't think anything of it because if he would have told me,
I would have been like, hey, like, maybe you should go get seen a doctor.
Because, you know, like, you never know if it's any type of cancer or, like,
anything.
You don't know what's going on down.
And your mind went straight to their like, okay, let's figure out.
And I'm telling you, they get like accusatory.
Like, no, you gave it to me.
So some things are popping in your head off of experience with him that this stuff has happened before.
Is that how you learn like, oh, okay, it's probably a STD?
I wouldn't know, honestly, because he never told me before he had any type of like symptoms like that.
So he wasn't open about any of that to me.
So for this time, like when he was open to me, like it was openly accusing me.
And then.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He can't do the same thing that he did the other times because you found out when he lied
about the results and then.
All right.
But listen, Maria, have you tested yourself?
Because he, you're saying you're waiting on his results for this thing that he's accusing
you of.
But have you tested yourself?
I have not just because I don't have until the weekend to be able to do that.
So I have not because I won't have.
until the weekend too.
So he'll most likely get his results before me.
I'm hoping.
But if not, I mean, I'm getting tested during the weekend as well.
Yeah, you're doing it for yourself.
Yes.
And so your whole thing is, too, like we have three kids together.
We just moved in last year.
We were renewed our lease this year.
So are you finally thinking, like, maybe it's time to dip?
Is that where your head's at right now?
It is.
So it's kind of like
I'm in a heartbreaking situation
because I'm like, damn, like I know
I can't lower myself for sure.
Yeah.
I cannot.
And I don't know.
I just hope I'm wrong about this whole thing.
Oh, you know what's crazy?
Like you feel guilty for something that's going on
from him accusing you.
Are you sleeping around?
No.
Then you have no reason.
to feel guilty.
Yeah, it's not your fault.
You have no reason to feel guilty.
And if you have it, it's his bad.
It's not your bad.
Yeah.
And Loki, if you stay and you keep getting it,
pretty soon you're going to be immune to these antibiotics.
Yeah.
They're not going to hit, girl.
And the SDs for women can turn into a serious problem.
It's really bad.
He keeps putting you at risk, and it's like, these are,
these have been curable.
Yeah.
But like, yeah, I know.
You're getting a different one each time.
time it's like there's pretty soon one potentially may not be curable and that's like super
dangerous to you and your family oh my Maria uh what area is he from he's from east LA
is from East LA I'm not saying judging I just wanted to know yeah because there might be people
like hey I know a guy that did this is me and I got it too and all right you're in East LA
check yourself Maria
Maria is being accused of having an STD by a guy, her baby daddy, that she loves.
That's your high school sweetheart.
That's your first everything.
That's your first boyfriend, your first baby daddy, your first STD contractor, your first everything, okay?
This guy is romantic, I'm sure.
This guy has all the qualities that you love and some you may have to get medicine for.
Yeah.
Correct?
Correct.
Okay.
you're in a spot where you're like,
should I stay with him
or should I finally let it go?
Having three kids,
the kids already is something that's going to make you stay.
Yeah.
That's made a lot of us,
plenty of us don't even feel bad about that
because there's been so many people
that stay because of the children.
Your health is at risk, though.
His health is at risk.
Right.
Both of them.
Throughout this week that he's been accusing you
or however long it's been since he's been accusing you
but hasn't got his results back,
how are you guys now?
Are you guys chill?
Like today?
Are you guys talking?
Or did you guys, like, are you guys still intimate?
Like, what's that, like?
I mean, he acts like nothing happened.
He acts like he never accused me.
Like, he kind of talks to me like, this is not, let's happen.
Yeah.
And me, like, I'm going crazy.
Yeah.
That, because you're innocent of this because you're literally, like, thinking like, oh, my God, like, I'm tripping.
I didn't do anything wrong.
It's all, yeah.
Guilty always can chill.
Even if his tests are negative, if you really think about it, why was he worried so that he was an SED?
Girl.
Yeah, what I'm saying?
Like, dang.
Yeah, the pattern is like, sometimes people don't know better, but you're showing me you know better.
Yeah.
There's a pattern to this.
He's going to tell you, he's going to have it.
He's going to tell you, no, I don't have it, lie to you.
And then you're going to find out again that it was him.
It's just not something to play with.
Yeah.
And she's like that held.
But Maria needs to be.
help and and Maria I want you to know again that is a story to tell and you told us and that's strength
and I know that you're only doing that because you truly need help yeah so thank you're like I don't
know what to do so we're going to try to help you out okay so please let us know what Maria
should do in the situation if it's happened to you if maybe you're getting or what to do in that
type of vibe it's a lot that is a lot 88-205-0-0-0-0-0-9 that's
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Shout out to Maria.
Yeah.
What?
Save your little jokes.
I already know they're there.
Yeah, they're all smart.
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I heard you.
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Uncut conversation.
Yeah.
It's deep.
Yeah.
Deepen it. Yeah. I wanted to test it out, you know. Yeah.
Have you ever had like a STD scare?
Scare? Yeah. That's normal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm literally not judging. No, yeah. I never have it. Me and Greg were just talking about it. Yeah. Guys are so like. No. No. But I never had it. But I never had it. But I never had it. Like somehow these girls got to get it. You fools. Yeah. Right. And it's super chill on dudes. Usually like what. Huh?
He said they get it to himself.
Just kidding.
That's how it works.
Just kidding.
Yeah.
Oh, the STD is for self-transmitted disease.
Yeah.
Got it.
Got it.
What you do with yourself over there?
Yeah.
But see, that's the thing about it.
Like, the girls present it, and you'll usually find out because the girl is like,
oh, my God, I'm having pain and getting checked because dudes kind of just carry.
They're just chilling with it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
When I got tested, I was like, this is the worst.
Like, I was waiting for my results.
I got.
I'll never do this again.
Like, I'm a better man this time.
I'm not going to do that.
And then I was good.
And I was like, yeah, thank you.
And then you took everything back.
Yeah.
I was beautiful.
And then you went to a whole thing.
I opened my phone.
Like, what are you doing tonight?
Huh?
We're all clear.
Yeah.
So as crazy as these things,
and these things sound like they happen.
It's real life.
Yeah.
It's your life.
And it can get hurtful.
Like, it's gone to our girl, Maria.
Maria is now being accused of giving her baby daddy as CD.
He's felt.
something or he's actually had discharge there and has immediately been like who are you sleeping
with i got sdd from you mind you has not got the results back so it could literally be anything
else but he's like already like no to me because i know because i've given these things the
five thousand times he's an expert yeah he's a pro i'm gonna blame you and so she's even like
she's very aware like hey the fact that he even went to that shows me like why is that a fear like
or is there something you're doing because these past eight years she's gotten scd
two other times from him.
Wow.
The first, and they both been with the child that, like, that's how she found out.
She was pregnant.
She got tested.
And they said, hey, yeah, you're having a baby.
You also have a gonorrhea.
And you also have clemenia.
All right.
Not your daughter's name, your SED's name.
You know?
And then she's like, dude.
Who's next?
Yeah.
But she's like, and she said that he knew, like, the first time is it is what's grimy.
Because the first time, she's like, we never are protected.
And that time that, like, he was protected.
And I was like, oh, that's weird, but okay, let's do it that way.
The condom broke and she ended up getting an STD from that particular time.
So he wore that and then talked, they talked about it later.
He wore it because he knew that he had it, but he didn't know how to tell her.
And maybe there is a fear in that, an embarrassment in that alike.
But there's also a necessity in that.
There's a lot of things where embarrassed to say or have too much pride or don't want to because of this, that, and the third.
But you're mixing into someone you're supposed to care about.
Yeah.
Right.
So their life and their health if you don't say those things.
Yeah, it goes from like, okay, yeah, you don't want to get caught, you know, you were like being a scumbag or sleeping around, whatever.
It goes from like that, like being dishonest to like now you're being super dangerous.
Yeah.
Putting somebody's risk at help.
So it has to go.
It's like, you know, like, you know, just getting, giving somebody a sickness.
It's like, all right, bro.
That's too far.
Like now you just got to be honest.
Take the L with the relationship stuff.
Now as a human, you just got to be considerate.
You would think that and stop, but he didn't stop.
Yeah.
That is very illegal as well.
Yeah.
He gets sued.
Like, low-key, baby girl, you know you can sue him because he knowingly had given you STDs.
The thing that I do see with Mamasita, she really cares about him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She really cares about him, knows that he's her first, that they've been together since high school.
She sees all his positive attributes, but she's looking over some really scary red flags.
Yeah.
Not just I'm a cheater, but I will lie to you.
Yeah.
But I will also give you something that can put you at risk, us at risk.
Not just one time, not just two times, but possibly this even this third time, right?
And I won't take accountability of it because the second time that he gave her an STD,
he tried to say only you have it, I don't have it, like I tested and I don't have it.
She ends up finding the paperwork later on that he did have it.
Yeah.
So he would have went to the grave with that secret.
That's crazy.
So it's not even like they're being open.
about it or any of that stuff.
I think too, maybe on his end, because our medication has gone so good with these things,
it's like, she could just take a pill and get over it, right?
It's easy.
It's nothing, right?
And that often happens with people that end up doing this and do it so often.
They see, like, it's not as bad as you think it is.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
And also, it's like people think, like, oh, it just goes away.
Like, no, you're doing long-term damage to your body, your reproductive organs as well.
Right.
It's not just a, oh, okay, you're cured, you know, it's not a cold.
So this third time that's happened recently, he's accused her of it, and then has gotten tested,
still doesn't have the results back, if that's true.
Supposedly, yeah, who knows?
You can look, he get the results back like super easy.
How long do you take you to get your results back when you?
Like 24 hours?
Yeah, it's not.
He's still waiting for results.
I'm like, he's just buying time.
Yeah, he's definitely buying time.
Yeah.
They're closed.
But meanwhile, she said he's acting like nothing.
Yeah.
He's acting super chill.
He's acting like this didn't happen and all of that.
So then there's that scary part of it.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
And she wants to know because they have three kids together.
They have just renewed their lease on a place that they moved in together.
What should she do at this point?
Should she still be dumb for him or should she finally leave?
Yeah.
Create boundaries?
The fact that this is a question.
She's in love.
Sometimes people just have to hear it all the way through.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like I hear them from a outsider.
You kind of know, but you need to hear it for multiple places.
That's why.
Yeah.
Just like Usher said,
just got to let it burn.
Mm-hmm.
That was great.
You know who heard you?
Who heard me?
Diosito.
Oh, God, sorry.
Sorry.
I won't do it again.
I want to do it again.
That's what you said last time.
Oh, God.
You're going to get a triple double.
You're going to get freaking the hurl.
Don't put that evil on me, Ricky, Bobby.
And God's real.
That ar-on-your hat means real.
Yeah.
Watch, bro.
And die.
And,
And diarrhea.
I will do it.
I'm a better man.
I'll use protection.
No.
Protect me from all sins.
I do.
I don't even do that.
What are you guys talking about?
I will.
Well, it's too heki.
Mama Conne.
I don't have any.
And Papa Conde.
Are you listening?
Eli.
Maria.
I don't do any of that stuff.
I'm not a sinner.
You know, I'm a man of God.
Yeah.
Is your mom's house?
No.
No.
I don't do any of that.
Yeah.
I'm protected by God.
He has a thousand two hundred and three.
And see again.
And see again.
This.
This.
This.
This.
Man thought is why that happens.
Let's go to the phone.
You want to repeat that?
Yeah, I didn't hear it.
What did you say?
I say he has a thousand, 203 Hilton points.
I get complimenting your breakfast.
Hilton is crazy.
That's why.
You make them feel special.
Yeah, get those sweets.
Jesus Christ.
Let's go to the phone lines, please.
Who is on the line?
Leti, we have Sylvia from Van Nuys on line 6.
Sylvia.
Shout up Van Nuys.
Hey.
Hey, by the way, these people in here are hating on my eyes.
By these people, it's not everyone but me.
And Angie.
It's because I'm not even saying anything.
No, I see you're in the clearer.
Oh, yeah.
It's because everything goes back to Van Nuys.
It does.
Yeah.
Shout of Irene is making some weird gestures with her mouth.
It's going up.
It's okay.
She's from the IE.
She could do that.
All right.
All right.
What's up, baby girls?
Sylvia, what's going on?
Hey, good morning, everyone.
Good morning, Maria.
First and foremost, I'm sorry that you're going through what you're going through.
Second of all, this man does not love you.
No de appreciate him.
And he does not love his children because causing harm to you is causing harm to his children.
If he's done this one time, two times, three times,
he's going to continue to say I'm sorry because he knows that you will forgive.
him. He's going to continue to do what he does. I don't know what else is going on in the relationship.
Maybe he has belittled you in other ways to where your self-esteem has really dropped low.
I understand that you're afraid to move forward because you have children and you're trying
to keep your family together. But think about it. Do you want to continue to have your children
being traumatized by the arguments, by the screaming, the fights, and everything else?
that goes within the household.
It's not a safe environment anymore.
Right now it's one thing tomorrow's another.
You're risking yourself to put yourself out there, something more dangerous.
And you need to be there, first of all, for your children.
You have to be madre primado before you're a wife.
And it's not worth it.
Don't think that you can't move forward.
You can.
It's all a mindset.
If you have a job, I don't.
I'm not going to ask.
If you do, there's ways.
You could be able to get assistance from the government.
There's daycare that you could be able to get that can help you out.
You can move forward.
If he's working, you could get him for child support.
Don't feel sorry because he's your first love or he's your baby daddy.
No, don't show nor mercy because if he cared and valued you as a woman and the mother of his children,
he wouldn't have done this to you in the first place.
Yeah, like he didn't feel sorry.
Why he feeling sorry?
No.
No. And he could get on his knees and promise to the Vicensita a million times that he won't do it again.
But me, had this time, he's going to continue to do it.
And he doesn't care.
He does not care. He doesn't love you.
He could say he loves you. He doesn't because love does not hurt.
Love does not cause this pain.
You need to value yourself. You're somebody.
Yeah, but there was that sign that goes, love hurts.
No, love, okay, love could hurt, but love shouldn't burn.
It shouldn't burn.
It's all of his music.
If it's it hurts or love burns.
Yeah, it shouldn't.
It shouldn't.
It stings in that song.
It shouldn't burn or sting or smell or anything.
No smelling.
No.
Definitely shouldn't sting.
Itch.
No.
No itching.
Love stinks.
Love itches.
Go get checked.
No, shout out.
Sylvia is, and I understand Sylvia,
telling her how it is,
what I feel like is she doesn't want to be like regañada.
Scoulded?
Yeah.
Because it's like her first love.
Like that's her love love.
That's why.
She's put up with so much.
You know what?
I think mostly it's like she doesn't know anything else.
Like she can't compare this to like well my other.
Yeah.
Never gave me anything.
Like to her maybe this is normal.
It's been so normalized to her.
Yeah.
You know you're right.
And even like the time.
it's like, okay, like he's pastor like STDs.
We don't know about all the other times that he did it.
He cheated and did.
Wow.
So it's like, man, that makes me sick to my stomach.
I think also like the idea of like restarting the idea of the potential of like, you know, the baby daddy
maybe, you know, fading away from the kids and all this.
Not saying he will, but I think like all those ideas cross your mind of like if I end this,
what's going to happen?
Like financially things like that?
Financially.
Like who's going to love me maybe?
Like, why do I have to start over?
Who's going to want someone who has like kids?
Yeah.
Like it's just a lot that goes just beyond just walking away, you know?
Yeah.
It's being comfortable with that.
Yeah.
Like starting over is hard for anybody.
Anyone.
Let alone like that.
And Sylvia makes a great point of Maria probably thinking like, you know, I can't get over this.
You will get over it.
Yeah.
Like I promise you and not to keep bringing it back to that one full.
but my first baby daddy, I thought I couldn't.
Like, and you're so trapped in it.
Yeah.
Like, that was my teen love.
Like, I had a baby with him.
I bypassed and looked through all the bad stuff because I'm like, no, I can't move on.
And even his family would tell me, like, his mom would be like, no one else is going to love your kid.
Like how his dad loves your kid.
Like, and so it's kind of like drilled in your head, right, by either people around or yourself or that person themselves.
Like, no one's going to love you.
Like, I love you.
All of that.
It's going to be in your mental space.
But legit, after I got over that, that helped me in any type of, like, transition in life when you would get fired at another breakup.
And it's like, I went through and, like, over the fire, through the fire, all of that with the person I thought that I would never be able to live without.
Yeah.
And this is chump change.
Like, this is easy work, right?
It's going to make you so much stronger because the perception that you have of life is, like, wow, I went through something I thought I could never get through.
now life is like life isn't um effing me i'm effing life you know when i'm sidi-d-you-mo
but like now i know how to take charge yeah it seems like you need to take charge of your life
and it all takes time too it definitely takes time but she's had eight years dog yeah that's a lot
of time on taking from her take that those next years that she has take all that yeah i'm trying to
do the math because she says she's been with him for eight years high school sweet hers
she's probably in her 20s yeah mid-20s yeah mid-20s yeah
She's still young.
Yeah, no, she's still super young.
So much that you could do.
Yes.
In your 20s.
In your 30s.
This happened to you in the 30s.
30s in your 40s.
It doesn't matter.
In your 50s at that point, you like it.
The most important thing is to leave him in the past.
Like, is it's just like, you can't keep going through the same cycle.
Because it's going to get worse.
And you're going to wish that, like, man, I wish I would have just left after number three.
You know what I'm saying?
Who else do we have?
easy we have Salvador from Bellflower on line 8 Salvador
Salvador good morning good morning
Acea talk to us what would you tell Maria okay well first
I gotta say Maria um yeah sorry this is happening like Sylvia said
all you guys you guys said have been saying some good advice it's like better than
therapy like you know y'all really like for sure helping her out um
Sylvia, she sounded like she said some good stuff.
But also at the same time, like, damn, like really making the homie, like, you know, look all bad.
But it's because he has done some bad stuff.
If it has happened once and happened again, the third time, it's not the last time that it's going to happen.
So, you know, because it's like cheating, right?
Like, it happens again.
It's cheating.
Yeah, it is.
There is a lot.
It's like next level two.
It's like, T, with a side of fries.
That's already like, come on, you know, you need to wake up.
You need to stay woke and think about all right now and what you've got to do for yourself,
not just all, you know, because we have a family and my kids.
Well, yeah, you know, put the kids, you know, like in this too, like what I got to do
because sometimes we've got to be the bigger person, especially as a parent.
But also don't forget the, you know, for you.
You got to love yourself for you.
Do I deserve this?
Yeah, right.
They shout out to Maria because this guy, you know, I don't know what he has been doing,
but she's been really like, you know, forgetting him and he's holding it down.
So he must be doing something, you know, but also Maria, she's been really like, you know,
like just being like, okay, you know, it's whatever.
Are you trying to haul out of Maria yourself?
Are you trying to see what are you trying to see?
Yeah, give her about three weeks.
I don't know, I just say sometimes we need some of those marries.
You're not allowed.
All right.
Yeah, like, you seem like a lot.
Very just candy.
He's like, yeah, Maria, I'll take you get there in the Baylor.
No, because you know what he sees?
He sees someone that's going to be there through the thick and the thin discharge.
That's someone that's going to just be there the whole time.
And he's like, hey, I need me one of those.
Right, Sal?
Because your girls leave after one cheat, huh?
Yeah, I mean, some of those are there are not.
I'm good.
Or maybe the one, the one that's TV, but I don't know.
That's it.
Yo.
That's cool.
Hey, he's honest.
I'm giving us.
He's making a pitch.
Hey, Todd.
I'm gonna invite you and Maria to our life.
Yes.
Y'all goes to next.
And I want you ought to meet.
Yeah.
I got kids.
Whoa!
Works out perfectly.
Oh,
the homie help line turned into a party line real quick.
Real quick.
Not, but, um, you know, like, hopefully, you know,
hopefully, you know,
She can overcome this and, you know,
tomorrow's not promised.
So get it to go there.
Let him speak.
Let him speak.
Let him speak.
Let him speak right now.
Get it, Sal.
Get it, get it, bro.
Get it, bro.
Get it, bro.
Tomorrow's not promise, Doug.
Come on.
Yeah, for sure.
For sure, you know, take care of yourself and go to the doctor.
Be like, look, I want you to check me from inside and out everywhere, you know.
Yeah.
You know.
And then if your doctor won't, Sal can.
Bam.
Hey.
I like it.
Down the line, I need your info.
Only our listeners would hear that story.
And be like, hey, what's sorry?
What's that?
She got a new lease.
Hey!
Hey, she got you.
She must be worth that STD.
Yeah.
Sparrowe 6.
Sombra Sala with Anci.
Okay, I'm sorry I have to give you some bad news.
What?
What's the bad one?
But Chance the rapper and his girl, Kirsten, are separating.
What?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
But it's over.
After five years of them being married, they made a post saying, like, hey, we are separating.
And let me read what they said.
They said, after a period of separation, the two of us have arrived at the decision to part ways.
We came to this decision amicably.
Amicably.
Amicably.
Amicably.
Amicably.
Okay.
And with great.
Gratency for the time we spent together.
God has blessed us with two beautiful daughters who will continue to race together.
We kindly ask for privacy and respect as we navigate this transition.
Thank you.
All right.
But you know what's interesting?
What's up?
That right in the beginning, they said after a period of separation.
So that means they've been broken out.
So they've been separated.
So there was a video that was going around, I think, earlier this year or late last year.
Last year.
Yeah.
Of chance, like in.
He's on the beach, isn't he?
On a beach.
Oh, yeah.
That girl was like throwing it.
back on him, right?
Yeah, he was having a good time.
So they've definitely been separated.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or that made them separate.
I think he was in Jamaica.
Yeah, but it was like enjoying himself
way too much for someone that's
quote unquote married.
At the time.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was exactly one year ago in April
because I did Google it and I'm like, oh,
I did talk about that.
Remember how he was riding her
and he even slapped her behind acting single?
And he was like he had a leaning back.
It was like when it was like.
Yeah, he just looked at him.
And he was having a great time.
And see what he was with.
Can be better at that.
I know.
But like, but like, you can be.
You can't do that.
You can't have a great time when you're married.
You're not wrong.
No, not that type of great time.
Not that.
Not that type of great time.
Yeah, let them.
It's a difference.
But then when I clown him about being single, then,
oh, my God, let's see you don't do that.
At least we can do that, though.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
You got fun.
However, I think with Chance,
and this is the thing with him and his girl's relationship,
they've been on and off.
I think even after they had their first child,
they were not together.
When he was making music,
at least when I remember listening to coloring book,
the album that he,
he dropped. He was mentioning like, my baby mama is the best. Like, I wish if someone else gets with her, they treat her right, because I love her and stuff like that. Yeah. So I believe he's known her since like high school or like after like they're like kind of like high school sweetheart. Yeah. No. So they met or he met her when she, they were nine. You see? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. And then they started dating like in 2013. And you're right. Letty. They did break up for like a little while like 2015, 2016, but then they got back together. And then got married and then that album was really bad.
Yeah.
A lot of people, look, I'm gonna repeat what a lot of people have been saying for a long time.
Are we just talking about DJ E Man's obstinate?
I don't know.
I didn't even know that was, chance was it stop.
A lot of people said that once he got married, that his music went downhill.
He made that whole, like, just album about how much he loves his wife.
And people, you know, him being his age at the time, people couldn't really relate to it.
There's not too many people, you know, that are, like, married in their early 20s.
And it kind of, like, threw his demo.
because before that his demo was like college kids,
you know, that like to party and stuff like that and have fun.
And then now it's like, okay, now we're married.
That was fast, you know, for a lot of his demographic.
And he lost a lot of fans during that time.
I mean, the music sucked.
Right.
I don't know that it's necessarily because he got married.
But I think it often happens like everyone says your old stuff is better than your new stuff.
Yeah.
And so that's more like the thing of once they're new and they're amazing and everything they drop is fire.
And then you get used to them and you're like, oh, this is actually not good.
But it just so happened that he was married within that time.
So that's what we're going to say is the reason why he's his not.
So don't get married.
He wasn't focused.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, you just have different.
No, but it's like it happens to so many artists that their old stuff is better.
But he just got married and.
Yeah.
And you also have different influences.
Like this, the songs that would, he would be inspired to make before he wouldn't make now.
You know.
I mean, back on acid or what?
Yeah.
I mean, like, like, with the acid.
Maybe that's answer.
Oh, my God.
It was, like, in this, like, weird space.
It was kind of like, you know, a little emo, a little, like, self-discovery.
So obviously him married, he's probably, like, really happy and, like, it's hard to pull inspiration from different things.
Even when he was...
Yeah, but even when he was making that music, he was with her.
Yeah.
So what's the difference?
Even the acid rap, that was his girlfriend.
So what's the difference?
But he was sleeping at his own house.
Yeah.
All that.
It's a candy.
Yeah.
That's a guy sucks.
It's the girl's fault.
That the guy sucks.
Oh, when you put it like that.
Yeah.
It's cool.
Because I was going to say, like, yeah, I know a chance makes music for, like, his wife.
A lot of the coloring book itself, like, you can hear it.
Like, he's talking about it.
But now it's your friend.
I actually love that album a lot.
Oh, you do?
Yeah, I did.
I really love coloring.
Yeah.
But see, he's talking about his girl.
And I know, like, the big day that, that whole album, that's when he's talking about
day.
Day of the Kidney Net to her to love album
about the wedding and about her.
And then I think there's also this thing
that when you do go through a breakup,
you make your best music,
so people are excited for that.
But this is the first artist I've seen,
at least on Twitter,
say, please don't make another album.
Like, I literally read a tweet that said,
you guys, we need to get them back together
because if he's not with her,
that means he's going to be making music
and we do not need to hear it.
I literally saw that into it.
I saw that too.
That's crazy.
Oh, that's so.
Because usually you're like, yeah,
Getting into a breakup.
Best album ever coming up next.
And everyone's like, no.
Let's get them back together.
Go to therapy.
Hey, Chance, I'm waiting for this breakup album.
Yeah.
You don't want a problem to me.
Yeah.
Hopefully she gives you another chance.
Oh, my God.
But you know what?
Even yesterday after the announced their separation,
Chance goes onto Twitter,
and he's like,
celebrate the 10-day anniversary
with 15% off the whole collection.
Oh, his little marketing.
Yeah.
So I'm like, why would you even?
Yeah.
It's probably not him.
It's probably just sketch.
Oh, it was his Twitter.
Yeah, no, but we'll see.
I mean, we'll see what happens.
I think he will return to making music, you know, and he probably will.
It's like, now it's like divorce dad music, and I can totally relate to that.
Oh, you're not good.
Alternative rock album.
You're going to become a little toxico?
You're going to love that?
That's what you want.
That's what the guys want.
It's going to be right in my sweet spot.
Like, oh, I hear that.
You know, shared custody.
Let's go.
Oh, co-parenting jams.
Parenting jams.
Think a chance.
Can we.
For real.
All right.
That's it for some rest.
I said,
can wait.
Can we?
That went over my head.
Yeah, you're not even giving him a chance.
I'm team man over here.
Not going to lie.
Some of his songs,
I'm like,
oh, they did in each wheel like this one.
I'm not single no more.
You're single full?
No.
I'm not single.
Is that the married album?
Yeah, he has a lot of all them.
We just call it the married album.
Yeah.
All right, that's it for Zonbrasada.
I'm Angie from Brownback Morning.
I'm part of when else.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esse?
Don't you know I'm local?
Every time I hear these stories, I'm like, oh my God.
What?
I wish I knew more gangsters and criminals.
No, right here.
Where?
Right here.
I'm a gangster.
Oh, no.
You know somebody behind you?
All right.
You guys, L.A. has seen one of its largest cash heist.
In history, okay, in the history of Los Angeles, burgers, burgers.
Burgers?
Burger.
Burger here, from here?
Burglars stole as much as $30 million over the weekend on Easter in Silmar.
Wow.
What?
That's where you at, bro.
That's what I'm like, dude, do I know?
That money is about to hit the streets.
Okay, check this out because they robbed, what's crazy.
a cash storage facility, which I didn't know it exists.
A money storage facility exists, period.
Isn't that the bank?
Yeah.
No.
That is true.
It's not a bank.
It's a money storage facility, okay?
Yeah, I used to work at the bank.
We didn't keep a lot of money in there.
We would contact these companies like Garda and stuff like that.
Oh, is that with the trucks?
And stuff like that.
Where do they look at it?
Probably similar.
Is that the company that has like the trucks, the money trucks and stuff like that?
That's insane.
Those companies would come and pick up all our cash and when we needed money, we would call them
and they would bring it in.
That's insane to me.
I'm tripping out so bad.
I'm trying to picture how they did this because it was on Easter, right?
It was low-key.
And it just got announced like yesterday.
It was low-key.
So somehow they kind of got through,
they came in through the roof.
Wow.
And it's crazy because when they left,
they rose with the money.
They rose to the roof, yeah.
Where's Chooey?
I hope no one named Chui was doing it.
All right?
He has risen with the money.
Anyway, they came in through the roof, and then when they even checked the vault, there was no signs of being open at all.
Like, they legit performed a miracle to get into this vault and get $30 million in cash.
In cash, okay?
This is the big, one of the biggest heist, like at least the amount of cash being stolen, even with armored trucks, even with anything of that situation.
Yeah.
And it happened this weekend on Easter.
They wouldn't expect crime to happen on Easter.
Because what happened, they said that it was, they did it so.
clean, so it have to be an inside job
but it did it so clean, like, from
the outside, looking in, you wouldn't even
tell. They only noticed when they
opened the vault. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
It's crazy how they're coming
through the roofs. Yeah, yeah.
You have to cut a hole in the roof and stuff like that.
That's crazy. It was the roofers
and they just did a hole, but they put
little like tile over it.
That's so smart, you know what I'm saying?
It sounds like a movie like this stuff happens.
When when I hear of this stuff happening, I'm thinking
Have you ever watched like a robbery movie or burglary movie?
Like, I can do that.
The day I saw Inside Job.
Oh, my, I'm like, oh, my God, I could do that.
Because in the end, spoiler, if you haven't seen it, it's like a bank robbery movie.
But the guy gets away by like he stays in a box or something inside.
And he's there for days until like after the whole robbery thing happens and they get all the hostages out and everything.
And he comes out like after days, but having hidden in like some kind of cardboard box situation.
I'm like, I could hide in a cardboard box for days.
I used to do that all the time in hindsight and see it.
For $30 million, I'll do it.
For that?
I'll go on a fast.
Yeah.
I need some spiritual healing anyway.
You know, you lose weight anyway.
Have you guys seen a movie like a heist movie where you're like, oh my God,
this makes me want to think about it?
100%.
Oh, dude, when you were seeing that story, I was thinking of mad money.
What's that one about?
It's the same thing that you said they were robbing like a cash facility.
And it was like, me neither, but this one actually did happen.
Oh, it's a movie with Quinn Latifah.
And it actually, it's a true story that happened in the UK.
Oh, my gosh.
See, all of this stuff?
And they never caught them because they're like, it's cash.
So it's like, how can they prove it?
That's cool.
So I was like, oh, you're right?
We got the luck.
I'm glad Queen Latifah made it because she didn't make it and set it off.
Yeah, she did it.
She did it.
Because she learned from her experience and set it off.
Exactly.
Second time the charm.
What about you, Ving?
You ever see a movie or like a heist movie?
Like, oh, okay, I could do this.
The most recent one I seen was ambulance.
So it's a place here in LA.
It came out during the pandemic, so not a lot of people saw it.
It wasn't in theaters.
It came out just like to straight to Amazon Prime.
But it was a really good movie.
I have to watch it.
Very good.
It was really good.
I liked it a lot.
It was crazy.
Do they use an ambulance?
Yes.
Yeah.
They used an ambulance.
And then like the people from the ambulance are like they're hostages and they're helping
them out.
Oh my gosh.
And they go all over LA like around the bridge, downtown.
I got to see it.
I need.
Any more inspiration.
Because the robbers jump in the ambulance.
Yes.
And so they take.
off and they're like you need to help one of our robbers because they got shot and it's pretty cool
and there's low riders it's random it might work yeah there's low riders in it i don't know
you have a car show outside the bank right it's so LA yeah yeah you've seen the the town
the town's a good one right that is like one that that that fool's best movie ben affluent one of the
best robber movies in general and it's based on the true story on that one too yeah yeah it's very
Because in Boston, it had the highest bank robberies out of all the United States.
Is that the color is green?
Maybe.
Yeah, maybe.
But the masks that they wear in the movie, it made me want to be like, I can wear masks.
The nun masks.
The nun masks.
It makes them really cool.
I have two that I'm stuck between.
Which one?
Which one?
If I want to go violent.
Oh, no.
No, don't go violent.
You've thought about this.
Yes.
If I want to go violent, I'm going heat in the intro scene.
They're just crashing the cars.
They rob it.
But if I want to go, you know, funny and, you know, more my style,
I got your money.
I'm going in Blue Streak.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, Blue Streak, all I remember about it is that at the end,
he's on the border of Mexico and the U.S.
And he's, like, jumping back and forth, like,
you can't get me now.
He's like, I do, yeah, yeah, yeah, y, y.
Is that perfect PD at our window right now?
That's what he said his favorite line.
Yeah, the iconic line.
I ung-gato and me's pantalones.
Takeo un-gato of me pantalones.
All right.
So clearly if we wanted to, we could is what I'm fearing.
It sounds very doable.
It's like, it's still crazy because, like I said, when I worked at the bank,
the people that used to come pick up the cash would have, you know, like machine guns with them.
Wow.
So they were playing no games.
We have an insider that knows.
We have someone that.
They're playing no games.
So like the fact that they were able to.
Which door did they come in through the front door, back door?
Which did they open the left or the right?
Like, we just got to figure all of that out.
They would come into the front.
Yeah, we'll talk.
But just kidding kids.
Do not commit crimes or not.
And don't even start by robbing cash out your mom's purse.
We see what you did there.
Or Apple cashing yourself.
Put those five bucks back.
Yeah, exactly.
Ain't no high school musicals over here.
And none of us have ever taken cash from our parents.
Never.
No.
No.
By her wallet.
I can't.
I don't know.
So it never happened here?
No.
No.
No.
So we steal and we're liars.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Kew.
It's number one for hip-hip.
Buenos Dias.
Good morning.
It's Power 106.
LA's number one for hip hop.
Buenos Aires.
Good morning.
Who's heard Cowboy Carter,
Beyonce's album?
Me.
You've heard it?
Some of it.
I keep going back to it.
Okay,
I want to know if I'm being just Nopalita,
but I want you guys take on this, okay?
I don't know if this is just the Paisa in me,
but there's this song,
and I love this song.
On her album, it's called Spaghetti.
Swiss Beets is honest,
so I'm assuming that he produced it.
This is just my assumption.
And here is the song.
song. Check this out.
All right, when I'm hearing this song, I love it.
Fire song.
And I know everyone's like, this is a country album, but like, there's songs like this.
Yeah.
This is a Beyonce album.
I'm like, wait, tapping.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She does that.
It's vibes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But when I'm hearing them, I'm like, what does that remind me of?
Why does this remind me of something?
What is it?
What is it?
And I'm going through my brain.
And then I figure it out.
And again, once I heard it, I'm like, I don't know, maybe I'm tripping.
Yeah.
But it reminds me of.
Bima, Mexico
Like, everybody's
I know
I can see the none in the head
Like I'm like
Wait wait wait
Did Swiss Bees take a trip to Mexico
And you heard Lamonca or something?
Maybe
Well Lamontah
Yeah
Went viral for a minute
It did go viral
So I could even imagine
Like randomly on the explore pages
It popping up
Yeah
And just like him be hearing like that
TITT
That being on Beyonce's
Either that or the beeper song
Swiss beats
Oh Swiss beats
Yeah
Yeah
That's good.
The beeper song.
It does sound like.
Yeah.
But sometimes it might be my brain.
Okay, so this is the Beyonce.
And I'm hearing it and I'm like, why do I feel like jumping in the middle of some type of a Ferris wheel thing or that little spinny thing that the mona does?
I don't know.
I hear it.
I hear it.
It's a good song, by the way.
So I ask Greg, I can't hear it.
I asked Greg if he could like mash it to see if it even makes sense together.
Yeah.
Okay.
So this is Beyonce.
over La Monja.
You're so it's right.
Difference between like what Beyonce and the Monja.
It just needs to happen.
If it's so good.
It fits so well.
Can we just play that version?
Yeah, can we do the whole thing?
Yeah, can we do spaghetti mongha or something?
Yeah, spaghetti mongha?
Oh, wow.
Greg, I need spaghetti moj together.
I get the whole thing.
This is an album cut.
So I don't even know people
know spaghetti like that,
but it just reminded me so much
of La Mouasa.
I'm like, please, can we do this?
Wow.
I don't think you hear the original
the same now.
I can't.
I can't hear this one.
No.
Without the end of this one.
Bima.
I love the Viva Mexico talking.
Viva Mexico.
Look, keep in here.
Power 106.
It's Power 106.
Yes, it is.
Whoever's on my X algorithm?
Mm-hmm.
Not my X's algorithm, but my X.
Twitter.
Twitter X algorithm.
leave me alone
why why
because I just logged on
and I saw a video
like on my page
and on Twitter
it starts at the for you
versus on the following
you know
it's such a first world problem
you guys
when I opened my Twitter app
it goes on the
for you page
and I'm seeing like some weird stuff
like I just saw Seahorse giving birth
and it's not cool
like it's maybe feels like
really?
Really?
That sounds good cool
How did they do it?
Well first of all shout out to Seahors
is the guy actually gives birth
Whoa!
Yeah take that
I'll do.
Wow.
Yeah.
She shoots his club up.
They pump out a lot of one time.
That's crazy.
It's like a pump.
Yeah.
Pump.
But it looks like it's pooping or something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've seen it before.
You seem to.
You're why I'm getting it.
I don't know.
He's the reason.
No, no.
Like it looks crazy.
Yeah.
I don't want to see that.
It's like a pump.
Like it's pooping.
But I see it like on my IG.
I haven't seen it on my Twitter.
No, that looks like it hurts.
Yeah, it does look like it.
It looks like, you know what you want to throw up and you like,
yeah.
Like the sea horse is doing that
And little seahorses are coming out of his tummy
Oh my God
Yeah, but anyway, I love them on Twitter
And I see that
And I'm just like, why on earth is this on my tour?
I'm not following any seahorse accounts
Yeah, there used to be a lot of wild stuff on mine
Like I'm not even gonna say what's right
It's very like what?
Rizu, you said that it's because of the people you follow
Yeah, yeah, it's because of the people you follow
It's a mix of what
It's a mix of who they're following and what they're liking
Yeah
All right, can someone
just stop watching seahorse videos.
And they retweet it too.
I like Adamo videos.
Okay.
Yeah.
Huh?
They retweet it too like if we want to see it.
And it's like no we don't want to see it.
Oh yeah.
I'll unfollow people for if they retweet like some weird stuff.
I'll just unfollow them because it's like, nah, bro, you're bringing this.
That's not weird.
That's not weird.
That's nature.
No, but some of it.
Not like other stuff.
Like you have to unfollow because you don't want to be in the middle of Target and opening
that.
That's what was happening.
That's what I'm happy.
That's what I'm happy I sit away from Jose.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's true.
His algorithm is contagious.
Yeah, and I'm on four National Geographic type videos,
but it was just random to, like, open it in the morning,
and I'm seeing, like, a cut, because it looks like the seahors is cut in the middle,
and he was pumping out.
One time, Jose showed me his explore page, and it was all breastfeeding videos.
Oh.
And I was like, bro, you're not even a kid or, like a feeding.
TMI.
TMI. I just don't want to know.
That's a lie.
That, yeah.
None of life.
I believe it.
I believe it, too.
Aver, Jose.
Every time he opens up his mouth, something wild.
This is scrolling right now.
scrolling with the homies all right hey yeah we're looking at our everyone's
more you page right now oh wow oh okay he's biggest double-tapping on the
i reached someone go get Jose's phone right now get Jose's phone no he he was this I see
boobs right the first thing like can you just pass it over here can you just pass it over here
yeah oh god don't look at the first one
Welcome for fun
Why is there
A chicken?
Yeah
Why is there breast and pork chops?
Wait, where's it going?
It's not going, okay?
It's just Mexican old tea, bro.
Chill out.
And if that's your type, it's all good.
I've never seen it out so fast.
Why is this post-alone
fighting a fast food worker?
Why are you all in shaking?
He's shaking.
So fast.
Crazy.
Oh my God.
Oh, yeah, this chicken!
He looks so anxious.
So, let these go into this.
Why is Ed Sheeran and his four U-page?
Dress like a monkey bending over?
Do, Jose.
Here's that.
You win, brother.
Here's what everybody knows.
That's crazy.
That is crazy.
Jeez, Jose.
All right.
Everyone show up your friends.
Show up your for you page right now on Instagram.
Mine is just babes and fitted cats.
Mine is haircuts, memes, cakes, and nails.
Mine design, Beyonce.
Mine is shoes.
Nikki Nicole and Cholas.
Yo, I don't know why mine always has this girl dancing like the Santa Fe clan.
It always pops up.
I've never even...
Oh, isn't this like that one swap meeting in Texas or something?
Oh, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Yeah.
Yeah, always fun.
Yeah.
I'm really kidding.
It's like, cumbia.
Oh my gosh, I knew you to have this.
Nick and Nicole's all over mine.
And I have a bunch of like snack, snack things and boxing and letty don't say anything else of what I have of there.
Yeah, you have soccer stuff.
Yeah, he has the mug shop bays one.
My favorite.
Yeah.
Mine is like, spit it.
Like I'm a little dangerous.
I like a little dangerous.
Yeah, mine is pretty expected.
Victor!
What?
What else do you expect?
What else do you expect?
It's fitted caps, right?
It's a lot of fit-it caps.
We have Vic had a conversation.
I'm going to tell you, Vig.
Because Vic is going through a journey of being a better man, right?
For you, page is not helping you.
No, it hasn't transitioned yet.
No, no, no.
It's different positions.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
I have me with different positions.
Oh, the Sutra?
Yeah.
It says these are the four soul-snatching positions.
That's what I said.
Can you send me that page?
Got you.
Hold on.
There's a.
There's hats. There's different hats.
Yeah, there's different hats.
Yeah, there's different girls wearing different hats.
There's different hats and the other ones you need a hat too.
Yeah.
Yes, exactly.
It's just baked and fitted caps and lefty gunplay.
Can we do the phone tap things so you can shoot?
Yeah, shoot me that link right there.
Yeah, you're going to get Jose's.
Yeah, I hope you guys are going to get Ed Schrin.
Yeah, I got your Vicks phone.
Yeah.
And I refreshed your mind and it changed.
What is that?
No way.
Look.
Why does my have Shardy Bay now?
Yeah.
The difference between a guy and a girl.
See, that's the thing, that your algorithm is either for or against you.
They don't want to keep you there, but it's also if you're trying to be a better man, Vick.
That's where you need to start, brother.
I know.
I need to just spend more time on the fitted caps.
That's all.
Like them more.
I feel like I got to do better.
I've never seen so much Nikki Nicole and Rosalia on mine.
For someone that was Team Pesso Fluma, your super aunties.
Oh, because of Greg, I have Ojos Locos in my.
Dang it, Greg.
Sure, yeah.
It is.
Yours is officially the wildest
out of the...
Oh, this is everything in one for me.
Dodger babes.
It's girls in fitted caps.
Oh, my God.
My weakness.
Creepy.
Yeah.
All right, well, there's that.
No scrolling.
We'll be back with our brown bag after dark.
Roundbag mornings.
Keep it here.
It's a party.
It will be April 25th as we take over.
Hollywood okay at a secret location to celebrate our one-year anniversary brown bag mornings baby after dark all right because that means it's going to happen in the night time yeah okay we I don't know I was waiting for the 105 9 but you kept changing it up I did and then you're like if you want to go oh I didn't say oh yeah that's I kept getting confused I was like 159 it's mercury that's it's gay right you wait you didn't do that on purpose no no she didn't know she was rapping that's it's it
I just want to say if you want to go.
Yeah,
and it sounds like so good.
If you want to go.
See?
And then I didn't say what if I was.
That's why I was throwing me off.
Thank you for catching me.
They know the number.
They know the number.
They know the number.
Bro, it's been the same number because we were kids, okay?
The number has not changed.
Save it on your favorites.
Let me one time you weren't here and I went up
and I forgot to say the number.
And then they were like, you didn't say the number.
I was like, they know the number.
Don't question me.
Oh, yeah.
I remember that.
That's big.
Five.
There you go.
That's what I'm saying.
In 8.
520.
If you want to go.
Someone's going to be the I.
F.
You know, I'm like, yeah.
A double tap?
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's get into this.
All right.
The eclipse is coming, you guys.
April 8th.
That's the Monday.
We'll be here during the day, okay?
Oh.
That's when the moon goes in the way of the sun.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
The eclipse is coming.
A lot of us are buying.
eclipse glasses, right?
Oh, yeah, the ones that they sell at the stores, the little, yeah.
I told Angie, we need to get all the Angie.
I didn't.
Because we want to see the eclipse.
Like, apparently we're not going to be able to see an eclipse for so many years.
I remember seeing it in the eclipse in the 90s when I was a kid.
Yeah.
In like an elementary school.
I remember I told you guys, I think that's why.
No, no, a night eclipse happened.
So, the different type of eclipse?
Yeah, one happens during the day.
One happens at night.
One's a lunar eclipse.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Science.
Wait, don't they cover each other?
Yeah.
I don't know.
But look.
I didn't.
I need all you guys to like watch the solar clips.
I'm going to keep an eye on the like everything else is going on.
Because that's a distraction.
While we're looking up.
Because that's a distraction.
They want you to look up because what's going on down there.
Oh, smart.
Think about it.
Think about it.
That's why they want the glasses because they could get closer to our minds.
Yeah.
I think they could do it the other way around because we literally never are looking up.
True.
So they could be doing stuff right now.
No one looks up.
Did you get a way to walk?
Look at your phone.
But the whole world looking up at the same exact time.
The whole world's not going to do it.
We're just in a bubble.
It's literally like, hey, look over there.
You ever think that?
You ever think like you could throw something in the sky
and the bubbles just going to break?
The bubble?
This is not the conversation I'm getting into, okay?
Oh, sorry, sorry.
But I was saying, so the clips is going to happen April 8th, all right?
There's a lot of these glasses being sold that you put them on.
They kind of look like 3D glasses because they're papery and I'm like,
how is that?
That's the protection I needed all the stars.
How is this?
30-cent product?
Looks like film.
Exactly.
Yeah.
But apparently I was reading up on it.
And I thought that the eclipse, the clips glasses were to look at the sun with or look up at the eclipse with.
Apparently, your period, you're never supposed to look at the sun.
It's bad for you.
I've tried.
But while it's in totality, that means like while the moon is covering it, you actually take those glasses off and can look in the eclipse.
So you're supposed to have the glasses on and then?
And then take them off versus have them on the whole time or have them on for the eclipse.
I thought it was the other way around.
I thought you don't have the glasses on and then you put them on so that you can.
could look at the eclipse.
No, apparently you take them off during totality.
That's when the moon is over the sun.
It's still suspicious to me.
You're not understanding what I'm saying.
I think that.
It's just, I've never heard of that.
Think about it.
Four, eight, twenty, twenty, four.
What is that?
A date.
Eight.
Oh, think about it.
Eight, eight.
How is that eight, eight, four.
Okay, wait, hold on.
Eight minus four.
Four.
And then twenty, twenty, four.
Wait, hold on.
It made sense in my head.
What?
You're trying to do the number one.
I was already confusing with my little story.
Now you made it more confusing.
You had algebra.
What I'm saying is I thought these glasses you put them on in order to see the...
Apparently you're supposed to take them off when the eclipse is in totality, when the freaking moon is covering the sun.
That you are...
Those glasses are for to not look directly in the sun.
So basically we should have those glasses every time we think of looking at the sun.
Aren't those just sun glasses?
Yeah.
You too have butchered all jokes today.
Whoever is listening to us for pity, thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm sorry about these too.
We appreciate your listenership.
We'll be back.
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