Brown Bag Mornings - EP 199 The Morning After Brown Bag Mornings 4/26/2024

Episode Date: April 27, 2024

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Power 106, roundback 40s by week. Maximo, what were you saying off air about your own child? All right? Well, parents like you? What do you mean? You just clown. You just caught your son of fraud. Yeah.

Wow. Why you say that? He's a fake Pokemon master. Oh, my mom. I feel Pokemon master. What happened. So my nephew, Nate, loves Pokemon cards, right? He knows all about him, everything.

How old is he? He's one year older than Max. Oh, okay. Six. And then Max all of a sudden, Max all of a sudden is a Pokemon. on card collector. He wants to collect cards.

Oh, whatever he's nothing. Wow. And I'm just like, bro, I'm trying to tell him. He's like, and I don't know. He watches YouTube videos. He was like, that card's fake. Like about other kids. Damn.

You don't even know, bro. He's just mimicking it. You just got here, bro. You're not even know. I'm the real ash. Okay. But he's Pokemon. Why treating him like Gary?

He's Pokemon Max. Yes. But you're in your Max too. So who takes that? Me. I don't know. It seems like you've never talking. about Pokemon.

That is true. Yeah. All the Game Boy games. No, but not the card. Like, you've never even played Pokemon version red. Yeah. You're being that old head right now. He's being that old head.

I used to play Pokemon back in the day. He's always to watch the cartoons. Give the Pokemon. Before the dog, please. Back away slowly, okay? What's the word? Word on Rosecrans. Roast Crans.

Word on Rosecrans. Word is, Will I am told a hilarious story about getting jumped into what neighbor Brotherhood Fraternity. Huh? Or a gang. Community organization. Community organization, okay? So we all know Will I am as a super successful rapper, artist, musician, and as a part of the

Black Eyed Peas, yeah. But he, you know, he comes from Boyle Heights originally where he was known as Willie. And we had him in here for an interview last year, and he, we just realized this who's just like us. Oh, yeah, he is. He could be our cousin Willie for all we know, right? You guys have to listen to him, explain this story about his mom. whooping him for joining the neighborhood fraternity.

You guys got to listen to this. And I remember it was a time they were like, hey, they want to jump you in. I was like, ah, you know what the means fool? Don't be a level homes. And so, wait, what? They wanted to jump me into the neighborhood. All right, so I got jumped in. And so somebody runs to my house and was like, I, Debra, they're jumping Willie into the game.

So here comes my mom, like, get him up. Now jump them out. So then they jump me out. And then I go back into the house and they they whip me. Then she whipped me again. I got whipped three times. He got whooped three times. He took a beady.

Poor Willie. Wow. Look at Deborah. The funny thing is like the fact that his neighbors and everyone and the respect his mom had, right? Because for someone to jump you out, like they need to respect your mom for real. Yeah. It's looking blood in blood out. Yeah.

Especially over there. No, Loki, and it's like also learning the hard way. It's like she's not like she's not asking for any special treatment. Yeah. She's like the same way he got in, take him out. Take him out. Immediately. Because I'm not going to let him fall into that.

But if he didn't, would we even have black eyed peas? Or maybe that's a boom boom pal's about. It all makes sense. It's a whoops. You remember them every time. A black eyed piece? Black eyed piece. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Willie, we're on you, bro. Yes. Wow. When they said, meet me halfway into the gang. Yeah. What about my humps?

His humps on his head. Humps on his head. He wrote that song for Fergie. For Furgie. My hums, my humps. That's three. I love it. We're on to you, Will.

Everything is just like a reflection of that day. Yeah. Everything else after that. That's crazy. Literally. He said, I got a feeling and that's him feeling getting jumped. Right. be a good night.

Okay, we're going to start with falling. We should just stop where we were ahead. All right. Well, anyway, look, Gucci Man has a new song where he takes shots at Diddy. Okay? You guys got to listen to this song. It's called Gucci Main.

No Diddy. Listen to this. Say my artist double platinum. Got me sipping on Yack, no Diddy. Cause this got whack, no dead. Keep the shooters with the scrap, no ditty. I'm in a room full of a couple friends turned fours, no ditty.

I got a young man from the city. I'm spending money. like a tricking old dick Okay That's hilarious So I knew that one rapper Soon would like use this Yeah

Like material of Diddy Like getting all these allegations Of you know him just It's a lot of like abuse And then also just Someone besides Ryan Garcia was in a user Yes For sure

Like people have been saying it as slang So you know slang Slang usually turns into music After a while right I just never thought it would be Gucci Man Me either I never knew they had any type of problems Same

Or anything like that And I didn't know it would be This catchy Honestly I already see Ryan Garcia On Instagram live Like Have we ever seen GZ with Diddy?

That might be it Because Gucci has beef with Gizi He was Okay I think Gizi would be at like Yeah it might be something there Very beginning of his career When he was with the Boys in the Hood group

Yeah I mean there is a lot of images of them together Like there's a lot of pictures of Diddy and Gizi being around each other That's why early on. So maybe he just never liked them ever. Yeah. And Gucci Man is also very notorious for not liking anybody in the industry then. Yeah.

Unless you're from Atlanta and my name Jeezy. Yeah. But so, you know, he went for it. He has it. He shot a lot of shots at him. And I just wonder what like, did he dressed up as him during places? Yes. Yeah.

He kind of emulated him like in the video like similar to the Big Papa video where like they're in the tub and stuff like that. So he's kind of like just poking. fun at him and it feels like the old Gucci main that just hated all the industries back awesome that's the best gucci man that's what of the past it's the villain gucci yeah i'm just curious to see how did he will respond to this if he's gonna like play this on his story but he's been real quiet yeah i think he's gonna respond to the allegations yeah i think he's gonna reply no ditty yeah he's gonna say no ditty yeah that's it's it like this went from a meme to a song now yes you for i hate that is catchy all right well that was your word on rose

Brought to you by local Southern California Toyota dealers. I'm Rose Cran's Vic for Brown Bag Mornings. I'm Power 106. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Esse? Don't you know I'm local? Okay, I know we're hearing about all of these different stores shutting down.

Oh, yeah. And I really hurt my heart. And I know it hurt your heart too big. Oh, wait. What is it? There's more? Stores in California. 48 locations of the store Express are out of here.

Okay. Including the one in Cerritos, Downey, Lakewood, Montclair, Mo Val, Santa Ana, Sherman Oaks, Thousand Oaks, Valencia, and there's so many more. Express. Express? No.

All the ones at the mall. That hurt my heart. I have so many, like, vivid memories of being like 18, 19, just having my own money and then being like, oh, it's time to go out, I need an express shirt.

Yep. You're able to fight an expression. It's like, damn, you wouldn't be letting to the club. Like that Express. Man, I wouldn't have shop that Express so many times. That part.

You shopped at Express at E.T. he worked out of bank before. Yeah. A window shop, and then before, like, during our age of clubbing, you wear office attire to the club. It was a really weird time.

It was a very weird time. It was very weird. The girls were wearing vests and, like, Blazers. It was a whole thing. It was weird. Like, we were showing up for an interview or something. It was being a fun.

It was a blazer with a backpack. Oh. Not that old. I have no idea why. Some people wear like fedoras. I don't know. Fador. Yes.

What a time. Whatever you picture Nioaz, that's what we would wear. The world has a change. Usher. Yeah, three times that one. That's how people were dressing the club. And Express had the good.

Hesher never wore a fedora. Like, Neal all day. Yeah. Yeah. So like a toddler? So like a toddler? Yeah, it was great. How you dress a toddler?

How you dress a toddler? Yeah, like on Easter? Yeah. That's how we would go to the clip. And Express had it all. And I'm assuming clearly that trend died. Yes. And Express still was that.

Like, I think it was always expensive and like out of reach. And it's just always like quality. Yeah. It was an event to go. It was just like, oh, like, I saved up money to go. Here was I can just walk in. You know, it's like 50, $60 a shirt. Right.

You know what I'm saying? So it's like, you just get one. You know what I'm saying? Get one. Get one. And you just, you know, try to wear it as much as possible. Now I get it dirty. Don't spill any drinks on it.

But no, yeah, it was, it made me sad. Yeah, it's RIP to express you guys. But maybe they'll have like some type of sales. And maybe we could go back in time to dress like vests. We should go business casual to the club. They probably have updated their clothes. But it's just a bad. You should do a brown bag express day.

We all came in the fedores. In Express? And go clubby? Yeah. That would actually be really cool. We'd go to Margarita Jones or something. No! La Mirage?

La Mirage? Definitely La Mirage. There was the other one, um, Playhouse? Playhouse. No, I think Playhouse was already, yeah, when this out. It was the one on Tuesdays. Guys and Dolls? I don't know.

It was like some more Tuesday. In Hollywood. No, no, no. But you'll never be there. So start trying to recreate a Gensie. I don't know. Yeah. We already see you guys trying to recreate my space.

Yeah, let me be part of that scene. That was on, you know, I'm local. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line.

The homie Steve needs help. Steve. He says, I have been with my girlfriend for five years now and truly love her. But there's one thing that's stopping me from moving in with her. And that's because she wants me to marry her before even living together. Okay. I'm 24 years old and feel like before doing any of that, I need to make sure I can maintain myself. And, well, we both come from different type of families.

They're 24? Yeah, he's 24. Yeah, and he says, I come from a single mother, a single mother home, my mom, who have always helped out with bills and food. But my girlfriend had both parents and, well, was basically raised spoon. Ooh, privilege. Spoon. What? Raised spoon fed.

That's hilarious. is she's Christian and I'm a Catholic and her mom says that's the biggest problem they're not going to lie it's not anything else and her mom says she needs to be married before living together help me out brown bag her Christian mom no her Catholic no her she's Catholic okay wait she's no she's Christian she's Christian yeah she's Christian yeah she's Christian he's Catholic okay yeah and the crazy I mean they're like the hardcore Christians to get married before moving in though like Pentecostal yeah you're dumb no I I get it because my, my, my, uh, my, my, uh, my tias are very like that.

Even my mom. She'll judge me. Yeah. Yeah. She tells me, respect yourself, Angelica. Oh. I mean, I get what you're saying. Like, it's weird because in today's time, we're used to us moving in, getting to

know each other. The trial period. Yeah. But back in the day, it was like, no. Go celebrate our honeymoon. Go celebrate the honeymoon and go back to our parents' house after. Like, what are you going to do? Is that what you're going to do?

Is that what you're married? What? That they live with their parents. Like, each lives with their. Respect the parent. Apart? But they're married. Apart.

Yes. I have a friend like that too. But they're married. This is her husband. But he has to go to her house, her mom's house. She's not allowed to leave? I don't know. It's a very weird situation.

It's very, I don't know. But that happens. And if any kid is listening, hey kids, yes, it's true. You should wait until marriage for anything to even kiss that kid. Even hold his hand. Wait till marriage to even hold his hand. Okay. That's what we did.

That's what we did. That's what I did. I don't know about that one. But, yeah. We are. of good influences on the children. Yes. We're here for the kids.

We, we, we, we are a kid, Greg. But yeah, no, it's wild. I mean, thinking about it now, it's like, damn, that's a crazy thought. But back in the day, I feel like this was regular. Yeah, like, that's very traditional. This seems very traditional. Traditional, super traditional. Well, what she wants is traditional.

Yes. To wait so marriage. Well, her mom wants, is it for them to wait to marriage to live together. And that's wild. Bro wants to live now. Yes. Live together now. To understand what it's like.

For sure. Got it. To get used to each other habits. It's going to be her that has a realizations about moving together that it is you. Like she's going to be the one that's going to be like, this bull throws his clothes everywhere. That's true as well. Yeah. You don't know the person to like you move in with them.

Yeah. They get married and then it's like, if Vic was here, he would say agree. He would totally. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He would totally agree right now. He left.

Yeah. Yeah. All right, but let's take your calls. What's bro's name? His name is Steve. All right. Steve. Steve wants to know what he should do.

Should he wait till marriage? He said, help me out. I don't know. What do you want to do? Help you kidnapper or something. Help you move in? Put you up in a place? Call a storage company.

Is there a way to get to know somebody for real, for real, if they haven't lived together or should they wait until their marriage to get to know. Right. I'm even thinking like, all right, let's say they say, okay, we're going to get married. Yeah. Where are they going to get married? A Christian church, a Catholic church? Like, what is the route?

There's bigger, yeah, there's bigger issues in their partnership. But what he cares the most about is a living together situation. Where are they going to celebrate the wedding? You know what it is? He needs help with rent fast. I need help with rent. To face for this marriage, please let her move in with me first. Any Catholic and Christian churches that are next to each other, call us.

We could just run both sides real quick. Let us know how you did it, how you made it happen, okay? 5106. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line, we got you for the homie help line.

What's going out with the homie, Maximo? Hi, the homie Steve needs help. Yes. The homie Steve needs help. We all need help. And we're here for the homie Steve, okay? Yes, we are. Steve has his baby girl, his mamacita Linda, okay?

But she's like, hey, my family wants us to get married ASAP. And he's like, no, I'm just trying to move in with you, girl. I'm not trying to get married with you. Right. And not even just that. Steve is his girl is Christian and he is Catholic. And he's Catholic. So they're trying to figure out, he's trying to figure out a loophole and how to get her to move in.

But her parents are saying, nah, you got to get married before doing this. Yeah. It's so weird. Crazy. Which one's Catholic? She's Christian. She's Christian and he's Catholic. Oh, so she's Christian and he's Catholic.

You're Christopher right now. All right. All right. You're biggie? Yeah. That's hilarious. You do have a lazy eye. All right.

Hey. Let's go to the phone lines with it, though. We have Adriana. Yes. Adriana, good morning. Good morning. Adriana, talk to us. What would you tell this guy, Stephen?

So just in listening to what he's saying, you know, usually the whole traditional thing that most religious work look at is, you know, whether you've had, you know, sex or not. Oh, my gosh. What? What? If they've already, if they've already done the dirty, then that kind of stuff flies out the door. That's more. I just, you know, from my family and what have you, like, if you've already done it, like, what are you taking care of anymore, right?

No, if you've already done it, you can't wear white. Well, yeah, but, and then the other part, I just want to say this other part, too, right? If he's having that kind of hesitation now and isn't sure about it, that's just something to think about. Yeah, like that seems his spirit, the Holy Spirit telling him, maybe. I'm going to go let me, one thing that I learned in, in therapy, like you knew who they were from the get-go, but you just shined up all that stuff and you did it anyway and now you want to talk about the things that

you already knew about them in the past so that's why I say the hesitation piece you know that's some of the stuff that he should really take into consideration just the whole hesitation part of it that part Adriana hey who's your therapist that was tight that was a good therapist right there that was tight so really quick though can I

oh that's really messed up Jose why would you do that Jose? I wanted to give a little shout out She was going to go to therapy for abandonment. For a free session. By the way, I learned that same therapy thing in a meme. So just say yourself. Go on Instagram.

Oh, it's in a meme? Yeah. I'll take that back then. They showed you who they were from the get. Believe it. If not, you're participating. I feel like I was going to take over the world right now. But now that it's on Instagram?

I think Justin the boy tweeted it or something. All right. You know low keywords and you chose Motel 6? Yeah. For real. I think that's a good idea. You see how they live. Although they'll probably act a little bit better

because somebody else comes and cleans up and does a bed for you. You'll see how they live in a motel six. Why is Angie smiling someone? She said, get some motels. KPWR, Los Angeles, Power 106. LA's number one for hip-hop. We're inside the homie help line.

Angie is smiling because that's what... He's in POMo's Lote 6. But I do not say at Motel 6 is, okay? There's nothing wrong. How many points you got? What's your points at? I don't know. I call him.

You have free breakfast? You seem like a Ramada type of girl. Yeah, we can do a little cute getaways and it is a good idea. Because I know if he snores, if he smells, if he has morning breath, all that stuff. Yeah. You get to see how each other is. Down the street from Rearise's houses or like you guys go somewhere.

He's from Riverside. Angie's from O.C. Why do you want details, fun? That's not a getaway. That's what you meet in the middle. Are you tips? Okay. Pause.

Look, it's because you bring every girl to your room in your mom's house. Don't tell my secrets like that. A getaway is not in their house. You know how hard it is to cover the cameras in my house? The three cameras? I have a lot of cameras. cover of them. See, you don't have to do that.

You should start thinking of getting hotels. No. Lifesavers. That sounds expensive. Like a getaway, I'm thinking like you guys are going to like San Diego or like. All right, Stephen, I hope that you're listening because we have Jasmine from Bull Heights on the line. Jasmine, when does the ass?

Good morning. Jasmine, talk to us. You have the same situation. So you're kind of like one of the options that could be the future for our guy Steve that hit us up in the homie help line, right? Yeah. Talk to me. So yeah, I'm Christian. You know, my man's Catholic.

Obviously, getting to know each other. He knew that I've been Christian ever since. He knew I didn't like certain. I didn't want to do certain things. We ended up having kids later on my first, we had my first daughter. And obviously, him being Catholic, being tradition, wanted to get to do the whole baptism. Obviously, that was something I told him since the gecko. That you don't know.

Yeah. Why? Because it's just water? No. I mean, just because, I mean, I'm Christian. I don't believe in that. You guys get baptized too. Jasmine, you all get baptized too, Jasmine.

It's different. Y'all just don't pray to the Virgin Mary like we do, and you guys just don't do the Rosario. I mean, yeah, yeah, that's only different. But we get back since we get older, it's our choice. Oh, it's your choice. My sin's my choice. I get it.

Yeah. You know, pardon me for caring about my baby's original sin and having to water that out. To each his own. Two each his own. There you go. No, I'm mad. He's going to excruity.

My respect. I'm with you. My respect, you know? Do you have anybody on either side of the family, like on your side or on his side that was, like, more pro the religion? Like, oh, my gosh, you're going to do that or, oh, you're going to go with them? I think it's more now that we live together where mom, they were selling, we're like, well, you guys have to get married, get married. And at the end, I have to put my foot down. I'm like, look, if I want to marry this fool, I'm going to marry him.

I'm not going to marry him just because I have a kid, you know? We ended up moving in together, obviously, because we have a child. We love each other. We ended up having two more kids. You know, we're happy, you know, and until this day, we're not married. So I feel like this guy that, you know, wants to be with this girl, but now he's thinking about it. Like, and I get it in a Christian perspective because it's hardcore, you know, like you want to have that respect for your family, friends, everybody because you're like, oh, shoot. You know, everybody's looking at me, staring at me, you know, and if I'm going to do this wrong, you know, I'm already a bad person, you know.

It just goes to a lot. Hey, but Jesus forgives all of us. Jesus forgives all of us, no? Yeah, I guess you. He's a sinner. You're currently sitting. Yeah. Kidding.

Exactly, yeah, you know. But, I mean, it's just very different when you were raising a Christian. Church and it's a different view. Which one's better? Which one's better? I can't say. Jasmine, that sounds very Christian. You sound like, Jasmine.

You sound like you're very like, oh, Catholics are Chusma. But you know what? what I say I stand up and sit down yes even it's okay hey but the homie Jesus Christ

he's so tight because literally you can do whatever out here you can't kiss before marriage all that stuff and he would

be like hey Catholics stand up and sit down too many times what Maxine what what the Catholics sit down and stand up

too many times all in church in church and the church and the church when they sit down and we what do you guys

and we she's holding back no what do you guys do what do you sit down nothing we show up and everyone

on gossips. How dare us be more active in our gossip. How dare us do squats. That's like Catholics got all the good booties. You know what? Actually, I want to go there. No, you don't, talk. To get married?

You have a girl. I do. Anyway. All right, look, we're helping the homie, Steve, inside the homie help plan. We've prolonged this homie help plan, so let's keep it going. I look he feel like he's using the religion stuff

and the merry stuff just as an excuse. He wants to move in her and not get married with her. Yeah. She's trying to use, hey, if you want us to move in together and possibly share this rent, because I know it's a layout here and it's crazy. You have to marry me because my mom, she's Christian. Christians push marriage like that?

Crazy. Really? Yes. But you're not married. I am. No, you're not. I'm in a different stipulation. Okay.

Christians and Catholics. Tied. Tate. Right. The religion is so tired. All right. But what happens when Christians and Catholics mix? Babies.

Not so tight. Babies and sin. Yeah. Babies in sin. Does one think the other one's not going to heaven? For sure. Do Christians think Catholics or do Catholics be messed up? Christians are like clearly Christian.

I think it's Christians. Christians are the more judgmental ones. That's messed up. Catholics are the ones like, hey, don't sin. But if you do sin, God's going to forgive you. Only God can judge me. That's Catholic. That is messed up.

No, they took a beer after. Christians don't eat the blood of Christ. We do. The osse. I don't know. Do you eat the bread? Yeah. Do you guys do first communion?

No. But, but, but, uh, once a month? Do you guys have padrinos? No. I don't know what that is.

Damn, that sucks. I didn't do my first thing yet. Nobody even knows their body. That's your first sugar daddy. You never had that. I never had them. Yeah. Okay.

Do Christians, um, he's about to cry. Do they, is it, do you eat meat on Fridays? Oh, no. Oh, yeah.

That's, that's catas. Hey, Christians eat meat on Friday. Come on. say that again. Say that again. You eat on Friday? We eat everything.

You eat the meat. No, you say it. Oh, yeah, we do the Lent thing. You guys laugh at us while we gave up stuff for 40 days. Yeah, I don't know. That's weird. Yeah. It's weird.

Do you guys go to church on Easter? We go to church too often. Oh, yeah, you guys have the night church during the week. You guys have the Wednesday. Yeah, Wednesday. That's the day. There was church at my house on Monday. What?

At your house. Yes. It was like a. I don't know. I swear. My neighbors hated us. We had a church on Mondays at our house. Wednesdays they had like my mom had classes or something. Thursdays there was like prayer Friday through Sunday there was church. How long were these? And then Fridays they stayed to 1 in the morning. What? praying. Friday. And what were you doing at that time?

Yeah. 7.11. Or Tommy's, or playing Pokemon, I'll say. On victory. Or tagging. No.

How long would they be at your house for it? Like on Mondays and stuff like that? From like seven to like 10? It was cool. But it's all the same Bible, right? Yeah. And we all believe in Jesus?

No, it's different. The Bible are different. No, I think it's the same Bible. No, the Christian Bible has like two or three less chapters. There's different, but. There's a different Bible. There's the King James version. There's,

There's a New Testament, the Old Testament. A new drop coming soon or something like that with the Bible? I don't know. The book of Letti. Yeah. It would be someone here. Saw a video. The book of Joe.

Saw a video the other day where some, I don't know if it's true now, but some guys said that there's possibly family members of Jesus in the world currently. What? Are we all children? Oh my God. I swear to God. I was like, letty. Are we taking me all children?

All right. All right. All right. I'm sorry. Hope you have life. People get together. Pick one. Yeah.

Yeah. We'll talk. Hold on. What is this Bible news? All right. Hold on. Hold on. Is this new tech news? Oh, sorry. Oh, my, technology. Tech, yes, on tech.

No, about bad mornings. All right. In new tech news. Jesus. Jesus Christ, as family members. What? Mike Zill will you trip me out right now? I swear I was triven out. And I just continue watching the video. So it's a YouTube video?

Because you know they're all real YouTube videos. Andrew Schultz. Oh, nice. I'm a brother, Andrew Schultz. He had a comedian. He had someone on his show and that guy was like talking about like, I guess his idea of like what was religion and his studies. And he started going. His name is Billy Carson.

And he started going into whatever, like his beliefs. But one of them was that there's family members of Jesus still in today, like around us and we don't even know. But I was just instantly and my brain was like, wait, he's talking about Lilley. Look, yeah. Y'all think I'm tripping. Y'all think I'm tripping. Oh my God. But there was one day I was looking at myself in the mirror.

And then when I looked in my own eyes, shut up. Don't be judging me, Doug. This is real life. When I looked in my eyes in the mirror, I'm like, these are Jesus' eyes. Like, I knew that I had Jesus' eyes. How would you know what Jesus is?

Because it was just told to me. It's just innately. How did Jesus know God is his dad? He just knew. So you just know that you have Jesus' eyes? I have Jesus Christ's eyes and you're judging me right now, but I don't care. Stop judging her. I'm not sure.

Because you know what? God's not going to judge me. And then what's the, there's a movie or there's, it was off of a book where supposedly Jesus had a baby with Mary Immaculate and then it went through the church and all of that. Like the Da Vinci Code. That's about. Yeah. I'm like, I haven't seen that version of the book.

Yeah, I don't know. I haven't seen it. Whatever. And Jesus had brown ice dog because all the photos are Jesusuco with green or blue eyes and he looks like a light skin in the bookie. Yeah, yeah. That's not how Jesus looks. Jesus had brown eyes.

Kakita Brown, just like me. You woke up and you were like... I didn't wake up. You were just happened to look in the mirror. She elevated. Sometimes I looked at myself in the mirror and I just talked to me. And then at that moment you were like, I go, I could take a man if I want to. But look at for you.

I don't... Oh, my God. Oh, my. Those are Jesus eyes. That's exactly what happens doing it. I'm not even kidding, yo. Like when he said that instant, I'm like, well, let's keep it down. All right.

All right. All right, Steve, we're talking about Steve, right? All right, back to the homie help line. Homie helpline. Was that take yes or tech no? Is that take yes or tech yes? Yes, yes, yes. All right, back to the homie help line.

All right, our guy Steve, hit us up. He has a girl. He wants to move in with her. But she's Christian and she's Hella Christian. And her mom is telling her, hey, if you want to move in with me, you got to marry me. And he's like, oh, I'm Catholic. I'm Catholic.

I'm too much. I'm Catholic, we don't do that. We don't do the marriage before moving. Duh, we do the baby then. Okay, let's go to Alma from Fontana. Alma. Hey, Fontock is checking in today. What's up, Alma?

What's up? How are you, baby girl? Hey, guys, so listen to the thing. I'm good. I'm just hearing, I'm listening to all this stuff, and you guys going back and forth about Christians and Catholic, and I'm laughing. I'm literally dying over here.

Because, yes, there's a lot of differences in some things, But in reality, we all follow Christ and that's number one. We keep them above everything. That's God is number one, right? But here we go. This is my advice. Now, both of these people seem to talk about religion. And both of them are pushing their own agenda.

If they were truly religious as they say they are and they want to keep it real, they wouldn't be doing the deep because it sounds like it. They're getting down and dirty already. I like it. We know just from reading the DM that they are doing it. Oh, for sure. Going down. There's no, yeah, there's no, I mean, you can tell.

They're doing it. So, he can tell. His name is Stephen. They're doing it. How can you tell? I don't want to move in with you because of Catholic religion. I'm Catholic, and I'm going to say, well, you know, we all, I mean, some of us, okay, I'm going to be true with it. We did it before we got married.

Oh, my God. Alma. Wow. Can't be a lot. Jesus is listening to you. You gave your life to God? So I'm talking from a real place. Okay.

So if you want to say my religion, my religion, no, the truth of the matter is neither one. They're both pushing their agenda. They're using religion as an excuse. Yeah. So come on. What are you going to do about it? Hey, Emma, when did you give your life to God when it was like, oh my God? Oh, my God.

See? It was a pregnancy scare for sure. She was like, please God. I don't want to do. Please, I don't have pregnant out. I would never do this again. I'll never do this, please. I love you, but you just got it, Claude.

I was like, no. That's what you pray the most right there. Oh, yeah. Hold on. Alma. Yes. It's okay. Don't be mad at us.

I'm not. It's okay. Because you weren't mad when you were getting your back. That's right. Hey! I'm like, you're crazy girl. All right. We got, we got a,

Emana Alma. Much thanks, Emana, Amma. Thank you so much, Mr. Alma. Thank you for checking in. Shout out to the Lord. All right. Hey, God is funny. There wouldn't be funny people if God was not funny.

Okay? There wouldn't be funny looking fools if God was not funny. Look at me. I feel like I can have a beer with God. Like, hey, let's go grab a beer. Yeah. Have a good joke. God would love all those loopholes.

Yeah. I don't know. He gave me a lazy eye. I know you're sinning while you're saying this thing. Connie. Connie. Connie. It's angelic.

Okay. Connie, tell us what gang you're in. Catholics or Christian? No. Neither? I actually were both. I was both. Zane.

Hoodoper. Whoa, you can't do that. And Mormon. And Mormon. Wait, and what? And what? Yeah.

Those are the ones that don't even, either you have 5,000 wives or something? Is that one? No. No, no. No, you can only have. You could only have one. Mormon?

Wait, you're the one on a bicycle. No, isn't it called Mormon? Oh, I love it. Okay, okay, but talk to us. What, what are you going to tell this fool? Steve? Oh, no that my niece, she's just getting married in a week, and kind of almost same complication happened with her.

My sister is very religious. He's Christian. And so she basically moved out from her. be the Catholic way Wow Connie You have to be from Costa Taki stuff about Catholics

We did do it that way though How do you do the Catholic way? You have a baby and then You pour something to get ready with you That's crazy Yeah Actually but sometimes it doesn't work Yeah

But sometimes it doesn't always I love how she said My sister is so religious Yeah But then they had a baby The Catholic way The sister but her niece is the one that had the baby

Yeah So her this is the good This is like, hey, Connie, you're the Tia that your niece goes to her and like, oh my God, Tia, you wouldn't believe what mom did. Yes, I am. I'm the Tia. I'm the Tia that's going to throw her her little bachelor party. Okay. Hey, but she's getting married.

If she's getting married next week. Her love is evil. She's getting married next week, so when are you going to do the batch? Where? Where's it? Yeah, where? You want Greg to dance? I want to go.

I want to go. Go through. Danda. And she's. I know, Puerto Rico. Where? Where? I'll go.

La Vida. Oh, triangle square. I got you, girl. Okay. I'll be the day. Great is ready. Please, let's go there and pray because we're all Christians and Catholics and Jesus would not have one of us.

The bars are right there, let thee. We're going. There's no bar. All right, look, keep it here because on the way, we are going to pray for the day. We're going to wash everybody of their sins. Next is Paro 106. L.A.'s number one for hip-hop. Just kidding, we're not.

We're not. We're not. We're not. We're not. Power 106. Brown Bag morning's on a Friday. Oh, it's paid. It is payday.

It is payday. It is paid. Bay day. That's the word. Pedy. I know that. All right. And we got some shout-outs, you guys.

We don't miss shout-outs today. Bigger to my girl, Isabella Reyes. My guy, Jeff's daughter. Isabella, I want you to know. I'm just like you. I, too, have been hit in the face with a softball. Okay, so Isabella, yeah. She got hit in the face.

with a softball this week and busted her mouth. It knocked her tooth out. Maybe I don't know if I was supposed to say this, but your dad told me. And she has prom this weekend. And senior pictures! She's going toothless? She's going inside that.

Yeah, probably toothless. It's okay. Hey, your dad is photographer, Photoshop. I was going to say that. Yeah, yeah. But look, you're going to be all right. This is going to be a funny story later. I promise you, my dad took me out of freaking

T-ball because I kept getting hit in the face. That's part of the game. No, I was too sky friend. Tim was like, oh, my baby girl. Oh, my God. I get it. Yeah. So, you're okay, Momasita. You'll get through this, okay? But I know, like, as a kid, not even as a kid, like, as a team, your senior year.

Prom, prom, senior pictures, no tooth. The way kids clown these days. They're going to, like, draw in a tooth first. Yeah, they're going to call it Christian Rock. Yeah, but look, Christian Rock. Badie. Yeah. She owns it.

She's rich. I also have to shout out Marlena. She said, I want a birthday shout out from you personally. I'm from Central Cali. So nobody I know listens to you guys. I know there's just a bunch of cows out there or something. Yeah. Yeah, she says, I'm from Central Cali.

Nobody I know listens to you guys. So I got to ask for the shout out myself. You know how other people call in and DM to for someone else? Marlena, it's okay. You can ask for things. Hey, close mouths don't get fed. She says, my grandpa is originally from Azusa. So when he hears me listen to you guys, he's like,

you're listening to those crazy Mexicans, huh? True. I'm half-sovic. We are half-salvi. Together, me and Mike will make one selfie. Yes. So you guys say the Mexicans at one song. And one selfie.

All right. But look, happy birthday to you, Marlena. Yes, birthday. And I know we have hell of shout-outs. Everybody that came through to our brown bag mornings after dark life show, It's a party, it's a party, it's a party. We had a blast. We did.

We're still here. We probably made you late to work. Mm-hmm. I saw the girl Zayda again from L.A.X. She's like, let me out here. Oh, she was there? Yeah, I told you. She's so tight.

I was wild. That's that thing. Big up to everybody that came through. It was the first ever round bag mornings after dark live show. Our guy, Jorepa, I don't sleep. I wonder if he's on that good stuff. For sure. Probably.

Him and Greg. Him and Greg. I was the only one wide awake right now. Yeah, let's go. I wonder why. So he put together like a cute little recap of what went down. And we're going to listen to it right here. Yes, please.

Check this out. Brown Bag mornings after dark went down last night. When I say Brown, y'all say bad. Brown. Bad! Brown! Hey, what's good? It's your boy, J.I.D.

I just got offstage with Power 106. Brown Bag mornings after dark. Appreciate y'all having me, and it was great time. Take off with a point of a break up. Get this strapped if it happened to blow. Hey, hey, what up? This YG, fresh off the stage. Brown Bag in the mornings, you know what it is.

Tap in. This is the first ever Brownback Morning's After Dark Live show. We're turning up. We make a history. I didn't know what I was going to get myself into, but, hey, man, I really enjoyed myself and I really am going to look forward to try to get another pair of them tickets, man,

because that shit was badass. They always know, like, how to party and just keep a vibe. They did every segment from the morning, you know? It was all fun. It made it interactive and fun with everybody. Thank y'all for having me. You know, I appreciate it.

Say that is love all the motherfuckin' time for day one, Power 106. For exclusive photos and videos, go to Power 106.com. Oh, that's so tight. That's so tight. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So if you didn't know, our homies, YG came out, J-I-D came out, G.

Perico came through, ATM Danny, lefty gumplay came through. He was trying to kidnap girls from the crowd. I'm like, hey, we can't do that. It's not Mexico. Hey, brother. Pay attention to the leader. I want her. Mm-hmm.

OJZ came out. Oh, Gizi. That was really tight. A lot of people came through. The home girl, the homie, the homie, the homie moximo. I was going to call you the homegirl, but you're not the home girl. The priest came out. The priest came out.

You married somebody last night? Yeah. Bro, it's crazy because legit, like, what happened last night is just going to stay in stories. We have nothing else. You had to be there. You had to be there. Please don't miss the next one. Shout to Arnold Barbosa Jr. that came through, reping el Monte.

He was ready to sock someone. Yeah, he wanted to sock Duno. Duno came through and he tried to act all tough, ruff and tub. Like, he didn't want to be there. He did. But you wanted to be there? That was really funny. Our homies from Figunity World, T-REL, AD, PUN, charisma came out.

The leakers came out, just incredible. Sour milk, Be Nice, came through. It was a really good time. It was a vibe. And I appreciate anybody that came out, especially if you're driving right now to work or trying to make it. Hey, we're right there with you. You're not a love. Yeah.

Shout out to Heineken Silver. They provided the drinks. Bro. So, hey, we came out to wrestling music. We did. We did. We did. We did.

The Undertaker came out. The Undertaker came out. I was scared and I hit him to the table. Yeah, my walkout song was the Undertaker song. It's so tight. We need to somehow get this footage out there. You need to see it for yourself. I know Brown by Mornings 106 in Power underscore 106 on Instagram has stuff up there,

like Swedenia and YG, they're together. Yeah. That's what I was on it right there. It was fun. I'm going to see if I could get a little clip. to play you more of what happened last night, but it was a vibe. And just I appreciate everybody that came through.

Facts. Power 106, keep it here. It's power. Go, can't drink. Kitty. I do that after every Drake song, but it just feels different. What is Jekyll? I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. You're right. You did see that with the cool song. You're okay? You're good? You're good? It's all right. It's going to be okay.

It's going to be okay. My sister in Christ. Underscore, Evey on Instagram said, me coming to Lettie's page to see where Jesus's eyes look like Latita.org on Instagram if you guys want to go see what Los Angeles Christo look like. Look at the eyes in the face. April, we're all someone's children from the Bible.

That's true. Like if they were the first people, I was going to say that. Are you my brother? Moses' child. No, Moses' child. Yeah, let's put the C. Hey, yo. Whose child in the Bible are you? Not loose misper don't count, Greg.

I'm not even going to lie. You've never read the Bible. Can't even reference anything from the Bible. Anything. Makes sense. I didn't even have my first communion or anything on the time. You didn't have your first communion? Anything like that.

Maria Kandeh. He's Christian. You're Christian. You're Christian now. You know if you ever want to get married to somebody and they're Catholic, got to do your sacraments? Yes, I can't get married. He's Christian.

He can do what he wants. That's wild. Not if you marry somebody Catholic, then you're going to have to do all this. Then you got convert them. That's good. Well, looks like I'm not getting married, Max. one, huh? That's the way to go. I like it.

Okay. Angie, who from the Bible? Oh, easy. Lettie. I've always thought about this. The Virgin Mary. What? You've always thought about this? Hold that. I don't know if it correlates. Why? So you're Jesus' mom's. Yeah. Yeah. Relative.

What does that make me? I don't know. You are Jesus' Stia. Yeah. But not by blood because he's God's kid. I don't know. I don't know how it worked out. The angel came. Whatever you said is a sin, Angie. Yeah.

What? I'm just saying because we're both moreinita. Oh, we caught. That's the Vina de Wadalupe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

All right. Yesterday, we had a brand of my morning after dark life show. Party. It was a party. It was definitely a party. And I know we're going to do some of Rosala, but we want to do a little cute little recap of what happened at our live show. And it's so funny because we're all turned. And we tried to do Home and Help Live live.

We did. And we're like, hey, who needs help and what you need help with? And shout out to this lovely young lady Because the crowd is like The Apollo has nothing on this crowd From the live show, okay? This crowd, as soon as you start saying Um or stumble or you're boring them,

they foet at you. They have taught them that because we foet out each other. We don't need the button no more. No. They do themselves. The audience who's foetting people. But this girl, Amber, she had a problem and she was trying to tell it

and this is how it goes down on a brown bag morning's after dark live show. Check this out. And Amber, what's your? your story. All right, all right, look, look, look. All right, so my mom's brother, my uncle. Your Tio?

Yeah, my Tio, he's a little too much. I went through a wrongful eviction, okay? I got kicked out. Oh, she got kicked out her crib. Okay, okay, my uncle thinks he owns the house. He thinks he owns the house. Yeah, that full old thinks he owns the house just because he lives there, okay?

Oh, just because he lives there, he thinks he has rights. Just because he pays the rent and shit. Yeah, just because he pays. He's a bill. Not even because he pays right. Because he pays right. Okay, I'm listening. I'm listening.

What's the problem? Member? All right. The problem, the problem for me is that this fool, this fool be talking mad, like smack about me, okay? Oh, he's talking about her. Oh, what's your wife? I can't stand it. I can't stand it because, like, look.

But you live in the house and you feel like you can't say nothing because you don't want to get kicked out. No, no, no, no. Look, he kicked me out. With the wrongful of my grandma, this fool kicked me out wrongfully because this fool, dude, it was over Easter weekend. I'm going to make this story. He kicked you out on Easter. That's fucked up. God was risen that day.

Real. Yeah. That's what Jesus forgave us all. Did you get to come back on the third day? Yeah. This fool kicked me out because this full thinks he owns out. He pays a bill. He pays a bill.

He pays a bill. He pays a bill. He owns the fucking. I don't know. He pays a bill. He owns the fucking love that you church though. I ain't got a lot. Turn to her.

I can't understand me. Where are you staying right now? Yo, look, I'm going to tell you long story short. I got wrongfully evicted. I stood in my grandma's. My grandma, I was singing my grandmas, okay? Okay. Hey, Greg was.

Yo, I stood with my grandma. Hey, Greg was what you have? Yo, yeah, yeah. Don't start with that. You know, don't start with that. Hey, let me. These will kick me out. They'll kick me out.

Dang. Bro, I'm sorry with her ears. We didn't work on our mic situation. Yeah, that was wild. Whoever is handling, like, cartoon, animation and the voice hit her up. Like, how did her voice keep getting higher as she's going to talk? But that's her natural voice. Because she came afterwards, she was like, oh, my God, I'm stuck in there.

I'm going to call me, Amber. She was still hurt. Yeah, that was so tight. And I hope that you're having a good time at Yolwita's house. Yeah. Eating caldo for breakfast. Oh, for sure. She's going to be having Cardo this morning.

I was going to be bored at my grandma's house. I was always having fun. What were you doing there? Playing games. She always had all the games. Really? Yeah, my grandma always had all the games. It's okay.

Maybe I'm just thinking about Maolita. Maolita was like, hey, we're going to sit down. We're going to watch a novella. You're going to eat caldo, and I'm going to tell you that I'm going to die soon and give you. Oh, my God. My God. Me going to be a morrie. And I'm like, oh, hey, I'm just seven.

Please. That's crazy What is your grandma's house like? I feel like my grandma's always been like It sounds crazy But like obviously she's older than me But like she's always been like so old And I've always been like

Damn my grandma And it's just like yo she's she's chilling Like Yeah I mean like it's like In my mind I've always seen her Like an older lady Like she's gonna you know

Leave the Earth soon type of thing But it's like So you've been waiting for your grandma Not like that's sad No She's still alive and you're tripping No because I feel like Couldn't she still alive?

That's always been like the, I guess like the rumor in the family, like something's always wrong with her. Yeah. So it's like, yo, it's been like 20 years. Like we could have just not had these rumors and enjoyed the moment. Oh, I thought we could have just like killed her or something. No, we could have just like enjoyed the moment instead of always having like these rumors like behind us. Like trying to like make it seem like something's wrong. Like it's her last Christmas.

Yeah. She's back again. It's like, bro, can we just enjoy her? It's been 20 years you've been saying this. Bro. Do you love your grandma? I love my grandma? She's still alive?

Yes. That's great. Yeah. She's still alive forever. Yeah, I swear. How old is she? I don't know. What's been, like, wrong with her that you know is, like, wrong with her?

No, like, she's always had issues where, like, she, her leg. Yeah. And just different, like, health issues. Yeah. But, like, the family's always, like, exaggerated it. Yeah. So it's always felt like, oh, my God, my grandma. But it's, like, years go by.

It's like, she's cool. She's chilling, you know. Yeah. So shout out of my grandma. I love her. Same to happen my grandpa, too. He was, like, on his deathbed, still alive 20 years later. It's like, what the?

I'm like, dang. I remember one time I went to my oldita's house and literally she had Caldo first and she's like, me, my mom, mori. And then two months later, she died. What? Leti.

All right. That's true. It's Power 106, brown bag mornings. Good morning. Good morning. We are here. Maximo, levantate. You chose this life.

You did. Maximo has his eyes closed. Has anyone checked on Vic? That is true. He didn't show up at all. Wait, wait a second. Don't say that about last night. I didn't jump kidding.

But you're not a liar. Okay, look. Sprang back mornings. After Dark, live show went down last night. We had a party time. Bad night. Maximo.

We had a great time. Yeah. Amazing. And we're still here. Hey, 5-106, Marueblo. We got to do this on weekend, dog. Because a lot of people are like us right now.

The 500 fools and foolettes that showed up to the Avalon in Hollywood, it turned up. It was beautiful. Bro, the graphic. were amazing. They were. Lago and Brown by morning is 106 and I know like I, so I'm the mom at the party that's like, oh my God, look at the balloon garland

I made. No one else cares. Nobody else cares. But I made that balloon garland and then I made the little candy table. Do you see the setup that I had the little candy table? That was you? That's how you did that? No, at the parties. Oh, wow. Oh, I thought that's the show. Was there there was a candy table? Was there balloon garlands over there? No, but what you said candy.

Oh, there was candy. I was so mad. That was Leslie from the beat. That was a lot. But I'm the mom that's like, look at the little thing. or whatever. Nobody else cares the details. That's how I feel about the Brownback Mornings after Dark Live show. I'm like, oh my God, the graphics. Oh, my God, look at the side panels. Oh, my God, the welcome screen.

Oh, I saw that. I'm like, oh, my God, it looks just like glow in the dark. Even like the center, the center light that they made it the same color, I'm like, oh, my God. It looks cool. It looks so cool. I was very happy about it. And everybody showed up. They turned up.

We even got our guy, Duno to pop out. It was crazy. It was funny because I got to tell you, behind the scenes, I'm like, hey, Duno, we have this live show. Duno's from our podcast. We come from the podcast, we do Brown Bag podcast, live shows all day, every day. This is our thing.

Okay, we run it up. Vibes. Right? And then so we're like, dude, let's like, Power 106. Like, hey, why are you guys doing for the morning show? And I got to tell you,

and Vic will tell you too, is that we were debating. We're hesitant because it's like, we don't know how to do this without our guy Duno. Like, all we know it is through the podcast, right? For sure. And then I kept going,

but he left us, you guys. Yeah. Okay? I'm here. Are we going to stop being a family just because dad walked out? No. You're way too young to be the stett that you're not going to be like. Yeah, it's Maximum.

It's the thing. Maximil is the deal that's always been around. That then was like, hey, I've been thinking about you this whole time. Theo, Dio, Dio, that stepped in. You know what? Let me get great fireworks. Yeah. Go buy some hot chitos.

Let's some chips. And so this whole time, and Duno's doing amazing. He has a bunch of comedy shows. Shout out him in concrete. And I'm like, hey, do you want to pull up? We have this live show coming up. And he's like, I don't. I don't know. I think I'm going to be out of time.

He was lying the whole time. Yeah, I think I'm going to be busy. What day is it? Okay, I think I'm going to be busy. Yeah, I don't think I'm going to be here. I asked them too, let me. Yeah. He's a liar.

He needs this at the beginning. He's Ronald Reagan. He needs you to be like, please, do no, please. We're nothing without you. Oh, my God, we want to see you. So then I'm like, hey, can you make it? And he's like, yeah, I think I can make it. I'm like 99% I can make it.

Oh, squeeze it in my schedule. Yeah. It went from, I don't know, to. To 99% He came out and Duno is a crowd favorite Even though he hasn't been on the radio show You know us, you know us from the pod And then you just have a little sweet spot for Duno

That's family over there And then you were hanging out with him the day before Greg Because I don't want people to think that it's you versus Duno It is you versus Duno No it's not me of life No, Duno wants to kick it with you all the time No yeah I was hanging out with him the other day He wants to kick you all the time

Yeah every time we see each other Yo what's up like it's literally like bro la Yeah no Duno wants to be your friend So bad. So bad. He invites you to the pod. I don't even want you to be at our pod. Like, I want to speak working in the pod different.

But he's like, hey, invite Greg. Hey, he's single, right? Yeah, bring him over. It's because we're all not single and we're all responsible. So he wants an irresponsible homie. Yeah. He's always like, let's kick in blah, blah, blah. But, you know, both of us are busy schedules.

Oh, yeah. We both got busy schedules. Oh, I just senior calendar. Look, that empty. Yeah. Please add something. He adds drink coffee. Wake up.

Like, he'll add stuff in his coffee. Wake up. Wait for Dinos text. See what Duno's doing today. Check Instagram. So we play this game, Duno or Dino. Basically, it's trivia with Duno. If you're smarter than Duno.

It's like if you're smarter than a fifth grader, but our review. Oh, sure. And so we had Duno on stage and we're going to play this back. I haven't heard this. So sorry if it's crazy loud like the other ones were. But you know, we're trying to relive the moment. If you were not at a Brownback Mornings After Dark, it went something like this. Check this out.

And then whoever won one Metro Booman and Future Tickets. Because let's not, let me run through the tickets that we gave. Oh my God. Stacked. Dog, we were stacked with tickets, okay? Stacked. All right, we had tickets to go see Canelo versus Munguilla. We had Metro booming and future tickets.

We had Chris Brown tickets. Cibri. Wurza Regida tickets. Wow. Group of Firmin tickets. And we gave $5,000 away in Boris Cosmetics, L.A. Cosmetic surgery. That is.

Oh, my God. And the tickets were free in the first place. I know. Plus the performances we had, I'm telling you, do not miss a brown my mornings after dark life show. You're thinking about it together. Yeah, and look, if you have FOMO, we're going to do this thing. We're going to have a pre-sinkled and Mayo party at Hollywood Park Casino, okay?

This is our first ever brownback morning's happy hour. It's going to be May 1st from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. I'm personally inviting you right now, okay? You don't need to win the tickets here. You just like, show up. Show up. May 1st, 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. Hollywood Park Casino.

It's our first ever brown bag morning's happy hour. So we're going to do more of these, okay? Guess who we're going to hook you up with over there? What? Sold out lovers and friends festival tickets in Las Vegas, okay? Plus the first 50 people to RSVP, they're going to get a special limited edition Brown Bag Happy Hour T-shirt designed by us.

And I'm going to tell you right now, the shirts we were giving away last night, too, that we had as merch, incredible. Incredible. And you can only get them if you could pop up to these. And it's like a special little souvenir. Yeah. You know?

They're exclusive. Their tickets, good merch. Good merch. Good times. All right. If you want to go see us at HPC, go to power106.com slash HPC. Do not miss it. Because if you missed,

Brown by Mornings After Dark, you miss a lot, okay? Let's go ahead and play what we did with Do No or Don't Know on stage right here at our Brown by Mornings After Dark last night. Do know. Do no. Hi, Los Angeles. Yeah. Do I got to sit down? You can sit down, but look, do no.

He's tired. It's early for him. It's early. Oh, so we're starting with. Hey, Duno. Duno. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Go, go.

Are we starting with the jokes already? Yeah, let's go. Can I keep prepared. Speedros. No, no, no. Make some noise for our guys, Duno. That's our baby boy. We had this game called Duno or Don't Know

where you would win tickets. If you guys remember that. You got to be smarter than Duno. Who thinks are smarter than Duno? Hey, bro, what's your name? What's your name? What's your name? What's your name?

Yeah, what's up, everybody? My name's up, everybody. My name's up, everybody. Let's go. Where is that? Stante, California, off the 22, baby. Where? Off the 22, baby.

He says Scante. What the fuck is the 22? Hey, Scantte, California. Where? Where? Only the real no. Stanton? Scantte.

Scantte. Scantte. Spantin. Spantin. S-T-A-A-A-N-O-O-N. Spell it out, dog. Spell it out. Spell it.

S-T-O-N-T-O-N. Stanton. Stop. Who the fucking that guy? Let's do it. So I'm gonna ask you guys a trivia question. Your name is your buzzer. Your name is your buzzer.

What's your name? Mani. Okay. The first person I hear that says their name gets to answer. Are you ready? Are y'all ready? Yes. Question number one.

What is the largest ocean on Earth? Duno, the Pacific Ocean. That's right. Yeah. Whoa! I did you get that one. I did you get that one. Next question, next question.

Which bird is known for its ability to mimic human speech? Manny. A parrot. Yeah. Hey, Mani, what's up, bro? He just knows that because they like the perico, that's why. Clearly he doesn't. I would be skinny.

I would be a dirt. They got the fat ones out there, too. They got the fat ones. He's terrible. If Duno gets this question. Question right, bro. You lose, we gotta pack you up. You gotta go back to Stanton with nothing.

You gotta go back to Stanton. Question number three. What is the tallest mountain in the world? Mount Everest. Yeah, right. Bro. What the . You know why?

The sweep up. When I have to wake up so early, I get a time to study. Oh. I get time to work by my mental health. No. Maxim Notchedyman. He's going to get hooked up in one of time. Tickets!

No! No! That's not what the fuck you love! You don't get shit if it was up to me. Do you know thought he was still going to win a ticket? Yeah. He tried really hard. That was so tight.

He always tried to win tickets. I don't work it anymore. I can win tickets, right? No, it doesn't work like that. I just want to apologize to everybody's ears, dog. If you ever think I'm annoying, I see why. No, you're not enough. No, dog, that was annoying.

Like, I could tell. I was like, hey, hey, listen to me. Hey, what are you doing? It's like the Tia that does the candy table, the one that's always loud to. Everybody's always like, yeah. I need the balloons over here. Yeah. Sound like Amber.

Amber. Amber. That was really awesome. Yeah, who was. We got more recap of our Brownback mornings after Dark Live show because definitely this full maximum just laid out. Yeah, he's still recovering right now. You didn't even work that hard last night. I had a lot of amazing delicious.

Say it. Say the B word. Oh, yeah, he did. Wait, what did I have? Weard. And at one point, Maximo was on the mic and let him. He was like, ah, quiet. He was just saying random being. He was just totally Greg.

No sense. And you're like, Maximo. I just hear him in the background. Yeah, no one knew what he was saying. Nobody looked. It was just, that SpongeBob? He's just that SpongeBob? Yeah.

The, what's the one you, that's the Adel. It's called Adelips, guys. You guys ever heard listen to rap? That's not what you were doing last time. That was about that. Keep it here.

Sparrow 106. Sprang back mornings. Fire 106, LA's number one, Féha, Buenos Dias. Good morning. Good morning. It's Friday, you guys.

It's Friday. It's Friday. Yeah. It's Friday. And if it's not your payday, it's okay. It's all. I'm loving.

For some people, it's your pay day. And you still, it's still not happy. That's me. It's the payday, but you got to pay all the bills. The bills went through before this check. So now I'm thinking about it.

I'm like, I have no bills this check. And I'm going to Vegas after this. Why are you going to Vegas? For concert. I'm going to turn up. So right after this show, I'm going to Vegas. What? Wow. Wait, who?

My sister. You and Jackie? Yeah, we're to turn. Oh, that's nice. Hey, remember when your sister tried to get that Boris cosmetic, the $5,000? Yeah, she's been trying to do that forever. What is she trying to do? Why are you telling us?

She's trying to get bigger up there. Oh, really? She's trying to be twins of me? Yeah, I think so probably Let's go Let's go Can I do it? Can I do it?

I'm like, no Don't go I'm like, don't go in She pulled up I'm not gonna lie I told Angie to pick her And Angie ignored me Sheo

I did I told you I'm not picking them Juan's picking them Shut up Juan That's my number Juan I was like Angie Picker We had a contest

For the Boris Cosmetic $5,000 towards whatever surgery you pick right And we had every We called it Shake which your mama

Didn't give ya Right And so like If you have no top that's what you're like the mosquito bites are just turning up you're just jumping down right if you just got a long back you're just going to try to do that back the down right yeah yeah but that was so funny and then it went to a baby girl that wanted her teeth done yeah all right like if you have the $5,000 what would you do with it and baby girl said I would fix my teeth

and I was like wait what that's not part of the deal and she won though but she was telling me no I just found embarrassed I didn't know what to say I'm like so you Went with teeth? I don't know. I just fixed my eyesight. I guess it was. Tammy. That was her name.

Tammy. And then we brought a big old checkout. And freaking Dr. Boris came out too. I've never seen him until that day. Until that day. It's because he stays up. No, you've seen his work. I've seen his work.

I was like, oh. I was like, yo, I need some abs. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you need the Drake BVLV as? Reportedly allegedly. Yeah. No. I got you.

Yeah. That's funny. No, that was tight. And it was just cool to see everybody have a good time. I was like, damn, we're like everybody's sugar daddy. We paid for a surgery. We hooked you up with tickets. Power 106.

Scrolling with the homies. What about all, Gregorio. Letty. I have a sausage and muffin in my mom. Whoa. This is not a sesame muffin. Yes. The most delicious, big muffin.

Having sausage is like, great. No, it's not. It's a McDonald's. Oh, it's true. D. D. Yeah, that's true. All right.

Amazing. scrolling. Have you guys ever thought of how much you're going to spend on your wedding? Dream wedding. How much do you want to spend? My budget is $500. $500? Same. I was going to get everything free. I famously said before that I would like a sneaky link wedding.

What the heck? That's what? Like another $500? Let's keep it between us. Yeah. $250 for a hotel room and I don't know. What a man. See ladies?

Oh, that's what they're getting? The wedding, Diana. $5 million. Daniel will never get. Who's Diana? $5 million. $5 million. Oh, that would be so unrealistic.

How? Why are you doubting my friend over here? Dog, wedding venues alone, right? Yeah. Wedding venues alone, they can run you up like 10 grand, and that's like a cheap one that you get a year before. And you're like, you're in line and waiting lists, all of that. I believe in maximum having a $5 million wedding.

I believe in you. Yeah. I believe in myself too. No, they're going to be the happiest 80-year-old couple. Okay. Oh, and guess what? It's going to be amazing. It's going to be five million.

I'll push you down the aisle, my boy. Thank you. I appreciate you. With that $5 million being spent, I have $5,000 I could save you by using chatGBT as your wedding. Talk to me. This couple used Chad GBT to plan their whole wedding because they didn't want to spend the $5,000 a whole, like as a planner. Like on a party plan.

So they spent the $20 on chat GBT to set up everything. That's incredible. Even down to their vows. Oh, no. All the wedding planners listening right now just want to get Greg. I know that $5,000 is like, like, I think that starts at $5,000. As a wedding planner. Yeah, that's like to talk to me.

That part. For sure. Yeah. They're that expensive. Well, if you're a wedding planner, all you charge is $5,000 and years. Wasn't J-Lo a wedding planner? And she didn't get $5,000. Yeah.

Their budget was $34,000 on the whole wedding. So they heard that was $5,000 for just the planner. They're like, yeah, we're going to try Jat-G-T. The chat GBT, what does it do? What does chat GPT do? You ask anything you want. You ask anything like you want. Like they wanted, they had a whole list.

Like the Bridal Bouquet, they said the chat GBT, they're like, you should spend $100 to $400. The bouquet should be $50 to $100. The centerpieces should be $50 to $200. So it broke it down. So with every single thing. What they probably asked chat GBT was this is our budget. Help me break it down to, you know, how to make my, how to budget my wedding with this budget. Yeah.

So you type it in, you'll be like, uh, plan me a wedding. for this amount and this day and, you know, and write my vows. And then it's just like, and then it'll give it to you. For $20 instead of $5,000. I think that's a steal. That's a steal. But also like, I know that women, they get really close, like in particular with the wedding planner. Because it's planning something super intimate.

So you'll be having super hour long conversations about I want it like this. What do you think about that? Yeah, with the planner. So it's like you're missing that element of it. You know what I'm saying? And then also just somebody to like rely on, like who is, you know, are they just talking to each other, you know, some things you're supposed to kind of keep like, oh, this is going to be a surprise for my husband or vice versa, right? So it's like, all that is going and just them too.

The one thing I do not agree with is the vows part. The vows part is very personal. It's like, that should be made from your person. Somebody used chap GPT to start them, though, right? Like, who, how do we know, like, in sickness and in health? Like, that's probably chat GPT in the first. No, but I mean, I'm sure they put in all, like, the trades that they want to talk about. It was just like, it's not like say, hey, write my vows for me. It's like, hey, write my vows, here are some details. And then you put all the details you want.

You can't do that? I would be sick, actually, yeah. If you're marrying someone that you can't write vows about, I'm not saying, I'm not saying I would do it, but I'm saying that's how you do it. And just saying, you are marrying someone that you cannot write a vowel about. You cannot say, I love your eyes. You need a chat, you need a computer to tell you to say, I love your eyes. You can't put 20 words together.

Please don't marry that person. Yeah, that'll be crazy. Because then guess what? Let me find out you use chat GPT and my voice. And my whole fight, I married AI. I didn't marry you. You married AI. Wow.

Do you even love me? Or is this whole relationship AI? Do you love me or chat GPT? There's the comment. It says their vow should be AI do. You get it. Yeah, I get it. I love it.

You're so funny. That's funny. But yes, they're getting a lot of backlash of it on TikTok and everything like Twitter. They're all coming at them. The balance is. And let me tell you, it's nice and it's cool that like they were able to, plan their wedding which at you can't see

versus a wedding planner but let that trickle into other people's jobs because we're going to want to save money and boom we're not going to need this person we're not going to need that person we're not in that person we're not in this person yeah and then we're all just going to be home not you can't even use TikTok

because that's banned low key I'm over here meanwhile the people up the top making all the money I'm going to start a wedding palming business I'm going to hire a call center to talk to people overseas and then I'm going to do this

more power to you know what I'm saying you know what I'm saying you for that guy call me. Thank you for that, Craig. Your girl's going to call you? Hey. The plan your wedding.

Hey, I help you. Keep it here. It's number one for hip-hop. Buenos deyes. Brown Bag. It's Brown Bag on Power 106. Number one for hip-hop.