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5106, Brownback Mornings, Buenos Dias.
Good morning.
It's Tuesday, y'all.
Yeah, happy Tuesday.
Act like it's Tuesday and you want to be here.
He's Tuesday.
He's just like me.
He just like me.
Who said that?
No, I don't know about Chau.
Wow.
I wasn't even going to bring it up.
Wow.
Damn, Greg.
I'm going to remember that.
I'm going to troll you from Tuesday to Tuesday.
Oh.
I wasn't even going to say that it was you big, but you said that.
If there was a colonizer in the crew, it would be Rose Crenzvick.
Maybe ask your group chat that.
Who's a colonizer?
Who's a colonizer?
For us, it's big.
I'm definitely big.
I was born this way.
I don't know if it's because you are not born a colonizer.
Born a colonizer is crazy.
That means something else, Vic.
All right.
Hold up you all.
Can we center ourselves?
Yeah, we're not seven-year-old.
Speaking of being seven, do you guys remember your school nurse?
Yes.
It's National School Nurse Day.
And it had me thinking they don't get love like the other nurses.
They shouldn't.
Oh, what do you mean?
They don't do anything.
They don't do with the ice pack and a roll of court.
I love all the school nurses out there.
I appreciate you.
I appreciate them too.
What do they actually do?
Let's be real.
What do they actually do?
There's a few I have.
Grudges against.
A lot of them.
But there is some great ones that are really nice.
I think they're probably hello restricted on what they can do.
Like, they can diagnose you.
To be fair.
Right?
It's just cool.
I feel like they deal with kids all day.
Like, kids just lying about my stomach hurts.
Like, you're just lying.
My son is one of them.
My son is one of them too.
Little Vic is like, oh, I don't need to go to the nurse kid.
A lot of times school nurses are the first ones to figure out you have eye problems because they test you.
Do you guys remember taking the hearing test?
The lines are really weak.
You remember the hearing test?
The nurses did the hearing test?
I was so nervous for it.
Yeah.
Because you're like,
you know what to miss sounds?
Yeah.
I didn't know what would happen
if like I got the test like quote on quote wrong, right?
I'm like, oh my God.
Like what are they going to do to me?
I don't put the wrong version to that test.
I think it's just you can't hear or not.
No, I know.
But like what is it?
What happens if you can't hear?
That little angst you have as a kid
because you just don't know.
That's not the wax from your ears.
Exactly.
Yeah.
I like the nurses.
They gave you.
you band-aids.
Yeah, ice packs.
It was a good way to get out of class.
Ice pad.
They have hell ice packs.
That's all they have.
I'm telling you.
Imagine I've got to cure all these ailments with a band-aid and ice packs.
They can't even give the kids Tylenol.
They can't.
No, they can't.
Can you imagine going to school for so long just to give ice packs?
Literally.
I wonder what the qualifications are.
True, but that's like the easiest job.
Imagine that's an easy paycheck.
That's what I'm thinking.
But it's like a fading business.
You have to care about kids.
Yeah, my front recipe.
Oh, true.
Like the front receptionist at our school was a nurse as well.
Yeah.
No, she was not a certified nurse.
It's a fading business.
No, for real, because they're not hiring a lot of nurses anymore.
And at schools, now it's like, they'll have them like three days a week.
Well, because you got to keep it real.
Like, they're going to get a high salary because they deserve to as a nurse.
But like they're so limited, like letty said.
So like you just give them an ice pack.
Yeah.
It's like the nurses that were at war and they just had to figure out like broken legs.
with like gauze?
What do I do here?
Because our kids, low-key, even the smaller they are,
they're just bumping into everything.
They're falling in a lot, but running into doors, all of that,
and then they go in there.
Yeah.
You know what's funny is I was helping my son with this homework the other day,
and it was like the whole history about the first nurse in America.
Nice.
Yeah, I didn't know.
I had no idea.
You know, you learn stuff from your kids' work sometimes.
Was she a baddie?
I don't think so.
But yeah, it was like she just wanted to help.
people and then when they like when
America went to war like she was just helpful
and then her methods and everything
were just used after that yeah I forgot her name
but huh yeah
shout the school nurse and he's like I gotta go to the nurses office
and walk to his room yeah
shout to the school nurses okay
you don't get a little helpful I think all
of them are helpful no there's some old ones
ready to retire and they just hate life
I have a very visual
memory of one what was your name
I'm not saying it just say it
no because I don't remember
There's probably RIP by now.
Yeah, that's why.
I wouldn't feel bad.
But she was evil.
What makes her evil?
She didn't send you home?
She could see through you?
No, she was probably just annoyed of all the little kids flying.
No, I think she was just ready to retire.
Honestly.
What did she do that with so mean?
She was just like not receptive, didn't care.
Like to, like, man, just go back.
To everybody.
That sounds like me.
To everybody.
Angie would be a great school nurse.
No, I wouldn't.
I would.
She'd be like, you're fine.
Go back.
You're fine.
You're fine.
You're a nice pack.
Come on.
Go back.
Go back.
Your parents are at work.
They're not going to come get you early.
True.
Keep it here.
We have Sim or Pimp on the way with Maximo.
What's going down, bro?
Leti, we got an ex-MBA player trying to spin the block.
Oh.
Shooting and Sean Socials.
I'm going to tell you who, and I'm going to tell you all about it.
Okay, who's that.
Sim.
Coming up next is Power 106.
L.A's number one for hip-hop.
Buenos de yes.
Simp.
Or Pimp.I.M.
SIM.
SIM.
SIM.
Sip.
Sip.
He's doing it up for a bit.
Vic, yeah.
You're not allowed to do Simp anymore.
Damn it.
You're not.
I was trying.
No, you're not.
You're doing it on purpose.
You were good at first.
Yeah, he was.
At first he was good.
At first he was good.
I was trying to stay on rhythm.
Siping is a privilege, fool.
Simping is a privilege.
Yeah, bro.
It is.
Respect.
Sim chatting.
All right.
Well, former NBA player, I'm on Schumper.
He's trying to spin the block with his ex-wife, Tiana Taylor.
Damn.
So Tiana Taylor and him were married for about seven years.
Yeah.
And broke up last year.
They have kids.
And overall, like, I feel like their split was very quiet, amicable.
You know, they weren't really, like, talking bad about each other.
So, Imman Schumper saw Tiana Taylor's outfit at the Met Gala.
What was it?
It was like a red.
It almost looked like a rose.
Oh, okay.
Beautiful.
Yeah, she looked great.
And she was blonde.
And she was blonde.
Okay.
Can I look at it anywhere?
Yes.
You can look at it.
Brown Bag Mornings 106.
On Instagram.
Yes, on Instagram.
And he left a tweet and said, yeah, you ate, but I ain't telling you that, sh.
Oh.
So he saw her dressed as a rose and got all thorny, is what you're telling me.
Yes.
Yes.
Exactly.
Does she post the photo?
Or it was just posted.
It was just posted.
Everywhere.
Yeah.
No, no.
But I would want to know if he was on her profile or he was out in the world.
Out in the world.
He said that.
Yeah.
And then someone said, keep it on hunting.
And then he said, laugh out loud.
It was a cute way to say she killed it.
But people don't laugh enough in life.
So he was trying to play it off.
Like, he was trying to be funny.
Uh-huh.
But really, I mean, she looked good.
I'm sure he's like.
I don't know if he was laughing or like.
I don't think he was laughing.
It was not a joke.
He meant it.
Yeah, he meant it.
And I was thinking maybe he just, he saw that and he remembered the Fade video.
The Carnie and West music video.
It was like, you know what?
I'm sure he remembered a lot.
I think.
Yeah, because she's fine.
Yeah, she is.
She has.
She looks great.
I'll be sick.
But spinning the block, man.
Trying to.
Online is the world.
I think spinning the block is crazy online.
Yeah, he could have texted her.
He could have been like, hey.
Right.
Is that like he doesn't have a number number?
How are the kids?
You know?
And like started from there.
Damn.
I don't know.
He's like, yeah, no, they're with you.
His mommy's night out.
Right.
Oh, my God.
But yeah.
Yeah, he's simping.
Simping.
Hell of him.
Trying to spend the blog is always simple.
Yeah, I don't blame them.
She looks good.
She looks great.
Yeah.
There's a video of her on her page.
He didn't comment on that, but the video on her page, it's a lot more detailed, and she looks amazing.
But it's just someone posted it and he was like, hey, she looks good, but don't tell her.
I'm not going to tell her.
But the world is going to see it.
Yeah.
All right.
Your ex post photos, right?
You keep putting it to yourself, like, that like is in your brain, like, oh, she looks so good.
You bookmarked her, huh?
Or do you write something?
Tell me the truth.
I've written things.
Yeah.
You guys have caught me in my ex's comments.
I didn't say that for that reason.
Wait, what?
That's crazy.
I'll admit.
You put art?
No.
No, yeah, like I've been like, but that's when I know that like we're still cool and I can do that and I won't get embarrassed.
Like, yeah.
She'll comment back like, well, why don't you?
Or like anything like that.
I don't know.
I can't recall.
It's been too many exes of too many comments.
Yeah.
So if you're Vicks ex and you look good in a photo, he's going to come.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate you.
Respectfully.
Yes.
I've never done that ever.
No.
No.
Never.
It's because you hate your exes.
Yeah.
I love me.
He don't hate them.
No.
I love all of them.
I love all of mine.
He can't comment.
He's not allowed to comment.
I feel like, yeah.
We have different relationships.
Yours last long, minor, like two months and I'm just like, I still love you.
Oh, you're so funny.
It wasn't that bad.
We didn't even get to hate each other that much.
That part.
We didn't get to be together long enough to, like, really hate each other.
You couldn't build up the hate you.
No.
But you want to try again?
What's another two months?
What are you doing from May to July?
Oh, Nick, are you changed this year or not?
Make up your mind, bro.
Who knows at this point?
No, he's not changed.
He's changed before midnight.
After midnight is different.
He's Cinderella.
All right.
I don't know.
I'm on Shumper.
Is he a simp or not?
That's pretty sim.
Hell of sim.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's Simper.
I'm out of here, you fools.
All right.
Sip.
Sip.
Sip.
No, hold that.
You're not allowed to Simp, one, because you also do what Eamon does and because you mess it up.
You are Eamon.
Ready you guys?
Three, two, one.
Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip, Sip.
What's the word?
Word on Rosecrans.
Roads.
Word on Rosecrans.
What's the word?
The word is, there was a shooting outside of Drake's Toronto home.
What?
That's crazy.
One person was seriously injured, but it was not Drake.
Okay?
So according to a local Toronto news station, there was a shooting at 209 local time outside of Drake's home.
Is it in the morning?
Yes.
Wow.
Early this morning.
It was circulating online this morning and I thought maybe it was like a fake report because, you know, people love to troll.
Especially right now, Drake's in the middle of the beef with Kendrick and all the rest of the artists in hip hop damn near.
Yeah.
But this was 100% real.
They are not cheese and fom.
All right.
Listen to this new report.
What?
Go.
Inside of the home of Drake,
large police presence outside of the home of Drake
after reports of an overnight shooting in the area.
21 park lane circle in North York,
well known to be the home of the Toronto-born rapper.
Details are still very limited,
but police have confirmed to city news
that the person injured is not Drake.
Officers responded to the shooting around 2nd.
Two this morning, one person was rushed to hospital with serious injuries.
No word on the identity of that person.
A suspect fled in a vehicle, but no description is available at this point.
That's wild.
Literally crazy.
Right.
Yeah.
Drake hasn't said anything.
Right.
It's breaking.
Yeah.
I was just, like I said, I thought it was a troll.
I'm like, oh, yeah, right.
You know, there's no way that this could happen while he's in the middle of, you know,
beefing with all these artists, but no, somebody.
It could also be like bad, just bad timing of situations.
Yeah, it doesn't necessarily have to be related with the beef or anything.
And it's like, you got to think, this is not like a regular house.
Right.
It's a big house.
Huge house, huge driveway.
I believe it's in the community, right?
Gated community.
There's a, you know, like he said before, you know, 21, there's a knife on the gate.
Like, it's just, it's a big complex, right?
Yeah.
So, you know, you think like, okay, well, he's.
He didn't get anywhere near the house, probably.
What are the odds that it's like in front of his house?
Right.
Yeah, that's just crazy.
You know, the headline is just captivating.
Like, whoa, outside of Drake's house.
It's alarming, you know.
So there's no even tell if he's actually in Toronto or in California or somewhere else.
Yeah, true.
He has other places and stuff.
But that's all that's breaking currently about this situation.
That report, they give out his address too, huh?
Everybody kind of knows that.
He said it in his songs before.
Yeah.
That address is out there.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's the same thing like Kendrick posted his address technically, you know, in the not like us.
Cover.
Cover art.
Yeah.
So, all right.
Look.
Hold on.
I kind of want to talk about this.
We should definitely not pass over this because there is like some serious conversations to this.
It's right.
Towards the end of his beef with Kendrick Lamar.
Is the beef to blame?
Is this somebody that has been, I guess not radicalized, but like, hey, I'm going to show up.
I'm pop out.
Right.
I'll do something.
Or is it something like a publicity stunt?
These could all be real things.
True, true.
You are losing the battle in majority opinion, right?
Could this be a way to be like, man, like, look, they're out to get me, ah, or whatever.
Or was it not even related?
Yeah.
Because they said it's outside his home.
It's not Drake.
It's somebody and somebody else.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Because my first initial thought was like, oh, there was a music video, something happened.
Because that tends to happen a lot with music videos.
That's true.
Where people know, okay, there's going to be a bunch of people here
Or, you know, I don't know, just issues always happen in music videos, especially that late.
Right.
That was my first initial thought.
But after I was like, this is crazy.
Obviously, we don't wish death upon nobody.
No.
So.
And I'm wondering who it was or if reports are going to come out of who was shot.
Not clearly they said someone ran or someone left the scene.
But I did see a report.
And I guess this is up to date, up to date, of today, of today.
that it's not life-threatening.
Right.
Yeah, that's good.
So that is definitely good.
Yeah.
The shooting is not good at all, right?
No, yeah.
But.
But, yeah, like, my initial thought goes to, like, someone trying to, like, infiltrate the home or being, like.
And they're not working for that.
And they're not working.
But they left.
Exactly.
So the person that went to the home left in the car.
In a car.
And or maybe just they're so on edge right now, you know, like, his security team, high alert.
It's like you're in the middle of a beef.
And maybe just someone.
going to his house to troll or even like a fan that's what I'm saying yeah but it's also like
dude don't play right now it's not the time to play for sure you know and maybe that happened and then
they're just like oh my god I got to go to the hospital right you know they got me and I mean in general
there's always those people who are just too invested or obsessive in certain things or super
fans that turn like you know they take it too serious too serious or you know have have a session
problems.
Like, so it's, we really don't know too much detail.
Right now.
We can all speculate.
And I think that the first thing is like, yeah, you're right.
Kendrick did post the photo of the house, right?
And also Drake did talk about Kendrick's New York apartment.
And I am seeing also Kendrick's house out here being posted.
You know what I'm saying?
So that's the seriousness of the beef.
Like, what is really to blame and who is really to blame?
Because we don't want it to get to the extremes that we've seen in hip-hop.
But also, no one expects the Kendrick's.
and Drake beef to get to the extreme.
Not at all.
Right?
Where someone gets actually like hurt in that process, right?
Not at all.
So, yeah, I guess we'll be learning more as a day goes on.
No, yeah, absolutely.
More details will come soon, I'm sure.
Yeah.
So moving on to other news.
Schoolboy Q told J. Cole to stay out of this Kendrick and Drake Beef.
Okay?
So reportedly, allegedly, all right.
Schoolboy Q. Stradamus is a great friend, okay?
Because he was able to fortune tell all of this.
And reportedly allegedly.
Oh, okay.
Reportedly allegedly.
He told Cole to get out the car before I got really serious, like Trey in Boys in the Hood, okay?
Because he must have known how crazy it was going to get, at least from Kendrick's side.
Yeah, for sure.
You know, and crazy, obviously, you know, in lyrically.
Like, he must have known he had so much ammo ready for Drake and that he was going to start directing stuff towards Cole if he didn't.
and just bow out gracefully now.
So maybe he had a vision and maybe he just knows how much
Jay Cole loves his peace.
Right.
Oh, yeah.
For sure.
And how much he loves watching NBA basketball.
Yep.
And doesn't want to watch NBA basketball and listen to a diss of himself
while he's trying to watch the game.
Because they're starting to play euphoria and not like us during TNT broadcast.
And this is the playoffs.
This is the playoffs.
This is when everybody is watching.
Everybody is watching.
So I can imagine Drake sitting back and being like,
I'm like, man, I'm so tired of this beef.
I just need to take a break.
And, you know, watch my favorite Canadian
Jamal Murray play against Anthony Edwards
in the Minnesota Timberwolves.
Shut on, Edwards.
Yeah, just, you know, take a load off.
And all of a sudden, you just hear not like us.
Yeah, it's crazy because...
Playing in between commercials.
Everyone that watches the NBA
knows how involved Drake is with basketball.
Yeah.
He's at games court side.
He's always, like, commenting.
He's friends with a lot of players.
Shooting air balls.
So them just, like, constantly playing these songs.
It's a big troll.
You're not going to escape it.
You're going to feel like what Meek felt when you did back to back.
Yes.
This is his karma dog.
I'm not going to lie.
Back to back, you could not escape it.
We were all jabbing to an incredible song.
It's a great song.
Incredible diss song.
To this day.
Right?
But now that's not like us.
And I know they could be like, oh, that's just some West Coast stuff.
No, it's everywhere.
It's everywhere.
It's playing in New York.
It's playing in different places.
For it to just be so commercialized so fast,
a diss song, I haven't really heard any.
I had the car wash playing it yesterday.
At the car wash.
They're playing out of the Dodger games.
Yeah, they have.
And you know what?
Just the words, not like us?
Yes.
Beef aside, it's a good song because you can run that anywhere.
Like, it's an anthem.
They're not like us.
You're not built like me.
Boom.
Right?
But then all the other stuff is attached to it.
You know what I'm saying?
I think I saw this one where the DJ was like,
Certified Lover, boy.
Certified pedophile.
You turn the thing now?
Yeah.
And it's like, it's crazy that the certified pedophiles apart
that everyone's turning up to.
Also to end, the OV part.
I've seen videos, they're viral of the club,
and people are just going crazy.
Oh, yeah, they have a dance for it already.
They're calling this song,
Step in the Name of Hate.
You know how they're saying,
I love?
I was like, dude, it's real.
I like it.
But that still doesn't condone
whatever happened yesterday or at two.
See, that's where this gets messy.
You just want lyrics, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, we want to still be able to,
enjoy this song and not being like, oh, well, then look what happened.
Yeah.
Oh, that's a way to tell me.
No, yeah.
School Boy Q is a great friend and, you know.
And there's also a video at Schoolboy Q show where people are saying like F Drake.
Oh, yeah.
And you just see him kind of laugh and be like, oh, my God, I do not want to be involved.
Well, the thing with Q is that I remember when Jake Cole dropped his diss song.
That was right before Dreamville Fest.
And Q was on the lineup.
And so I was wondering how is TDE going to move and this will be telling on if they're on Kendrick's side or not
Because if you're dissing me and Angie goes to your festival
I'm a look at Angie weird
Yeah, you know like what are you really on my side or not? You're gonna go do this right? And so for Q to still have performed at Dreamville Fest
It was like oh dang is there really a divide like that like within TDE that are clearly separated because Kendrick left for
For sure right but this would be like the public statement like we
are on this side. For then Jay Cole
to have said, you know what, I'm not going to do it
shows me, oh, okay, Q is probably
backstage. Like, look, dog, I'm doing the show.
You don't want this. Like, I've seen this kid.
Like, all of this. And you know
this guy and you were, like, that's the homie
too. That's where they probably talked at
at the Chalofes. Yeah. And I think
that's why even Kendrick
mentioning Top on the song.
Yeah. It just like, it makes everyone in
LA happy like, yeah. Yeah. That's their back
together. Yeah. Boys are back together.
Even when Cole was a lot.
on stage and he was like, I know my guys are up
there saying, don't do it.
They're probably like, why do we books
Gold, Mike!
They locked themselves in the room
and we're talking to now he's not going to do it, he's not
going to go with it. No, yeah, but also
to Kendrick's credit, he's been
pretty respectful towards Cole.
Yeah. So he mentioned him and he said
Drake did Cole foul and it was
in the new song. So it's like, he's
kind of just, he didn't say anything negative about
him, just like, damn, why you do that to Cole?
Right. Yeah. Where do you think
Jay Cole is right now.
Writing a bike.
Yeah.
But where?
New York.
And I know, not to docks his.
But you know what I'm saying?
Do you think he's listening to this stuff?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Do you think he's on vacation?
No.
He can be.
He has a luxury of being on vacation.
The other two don't.
He's like, they're hard at work.
Like a farmhouse just standing on the porch.
Of all.
I feel like this will is taking like a, like, I don't know, some type of monk, uh, retreat.
Yeah.
Something where like it's just very like.
Where they're like, boom, take, remove yourself from the world, brother.
I feel like he's fully engaged in this.
I don't think so.
No, I think he's in like serenity right now.
I don't know.
I feel like he's so, like, when he sees them drop, he gets happy.
And he's like, oh, my God.
He's good thing I got out of this.
Everybody's saying, like, Jay Cole's the smartest rapper ever.
As days go by.
Respect my king.
Oh, joy, I agree.
We're not.
We'll take it back.
We're talking about.
I'm Rose Kranz.
I'm Rose Kranzvik for Baumag Mornings.
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Power 106, Brownback mornings, Buenos Aires.
Morning.
How are you guys doing?
Good.
Sun's out?
Oh, yeah.
I've got my sunglasses inside.
The sun's out.
I know.
Why do you have your sunglasses in sight?
I don't know.
I bought it for $3 and I really like them.
What do you buy them?
TikTok shop.
They look like $300.
That's a win.
I'll take $3.
That's awesome.
I'm taking them.
Free shipping?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
And now someone in Asia has all your contact.
Yeah, probably.
It's all different.
But I look fresh.
I'm going to be sick if that's the same exact quality of like the actual.
Probably.
I don't know.
Natural Versace.
Yeah.
For $3 you can look fresh though.
Yeah.
Hey, I want to shout out this kid or this 24 year old.
His name is Esteban Prado.
And he's from Fountain Valley.
Oh, wow.
He ran the O.C. Marathon.
I don't know.
It was this pastime.
He ran the O.C. Marathon.
And he was disqualified because his dad gave him water.
What?
Yeah.
What kind of water?
Water.
Like, his dad pulled up in a bike, gave him water,
and because of that, you're only supposed to take water from, like, the actual official,
like, they have water stations.
Oh, yeah.
You can't take water from nobody else.
Yeah.
But low-key, that's something my dad would do.
Like, if I was running the marathon, I could totally see my dad be like,
like, totally pull up to give me water.
But because they don't know, they don't know what's in the water, blah, blah, blah.
He won the marathon and they disqualified him.
What?
What?
Yep.
It's probably like a little rule.
Yeah.
Come on, man.
Just because they have cucumbers in it?
What do they think?
Yeah.
Yeah.
They think it's performance enhancing water, really?
So what he said is like whenever that he got to the stations, the water stations, the volunteers were scrambling because I'm the only runner in.
Because I'm the, because I'm the only runner inside, you could barely see me like at certain terms.
I don't know.
Oh, but he was first.
Oh, so that means he was ahead then.
He was first.
So they weren't expecting him.
No.
Wow.
So you had crack into the water?
Yeah.
So they gave it to the runner up.
Shout out to Jason Yang.
Second point.
Oh, that's the second place.
That still sucks.
Yeah.
That still sucks.
I just, when I read this story, I'm like, that's so my dad.
Right.
Like he'll pull up with something on this.
Like, here, miha, do you make sure you have your coffee?
Like, even though I get coffee every day, he's literally right there by the door before I leave.
Like, here, drink this.
I'm like, my dad, it's a cup that's going to spill on the thing.
I don't drink a fast.
Okay.
Yeah, let me put a yellow, because you know that I like it.
The dad probably thought that they were charging at the water station.
For sure.
He was like, I'm going to get messing water so they don't want his.
He does that.
Would you guys be mad if your dad did that and got you disqualified?
Yeah.
You know, yeah.
You'll be mad at your dad?
I would not be mad at your dad for being a great dad.
That's a great dad.
That's a present father right there.
I would not be, like, me and my dad would burn down the marathon facility.
You could take away the medal, but I was still first place.
Yeah, exactly.
That's what I'm a thing.
I'm going to be like, I don't care what they say on my paper.
Number two.
I'm going to buy a medal on the TikTok shop like Greg.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Three dollars.
Three dollar TikTok.
Don't be hitting on me.
Yeah.
He said, I really got nothing out of it, but I know that I won.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
That's a spirit.
Yeah.
What was his name?
I mean, that's all you can have.
Esteban.
Yeah, you are the winner.
I just want to give him a shout out.
Like, if anything, bro, you got a shout out.
You really won the O.C.
Marathon.
And I didn't know the O.C. Marathon was the thing.
Yeah.
So what's other guy's name?
The first loser?
Stop.
What?
Okay.
The runner of Jason Yang.
Why are we getting names messed up?
You won first.
I mean, you lost first.
Yeah, you lost first.
You're number two.
But your dad doesn't care if you drink water.
Yeah.
He didn't give you no orange slices.
All right.
Well, yeah, we have more shout-ups.
We got a lot of shout-outs.
Shout-out to Third Street Elementary School, teachers and staff from Maximo.
All right.
Okay, talk to us about him.
No, that's Caleb's dad.
He hit his up.
He was like, he wanted to, that's where he works.
I wanted to shout everybody.
Who's Caleb Sanchez?
Yeah, it's Caleb Sanchez.
Yeah, okay.
Don't say Caleb's dad like if everybody in the world knows.
I was searching my brain.
My bad.
Yeah.
Like Caleb.
All the Caleb.
Yeah.
We do know Caleb Sanchez because that's our guy.
Yeah.
I want to shout out everyone where he works.
Awesome.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Shout out to the nurse there.
It's a national school nurses day.
And I appreciate you.
I've learned that not a lot of these fools appreciate you.
I appreciate your ice packs.
Yeah.
I appreciate the nurses.
There's just a few I don't appreciate it.
You have something that that lady did.
to you that you need to say.
You're mean.
A lot of women are mean.
I would get sent over there and she's sending back to class.
That's why.
I was in pain.
I was in pain.
Did she even let you rest over that little paper?
Here, lay down.
The most uncomfortable bed?
Yeah.
It's nurse appreciation week.
You ought to appreciate that.
I do appreciate it.
All week.
Yeah.
And if you're thinking about a career in the medical field,
he lived Northwest College.
In six months training time, they can help you get into that.
Yeah.
Shut out all the nurses.
And log on a food.
Nice.
Yeah.
I'm going to make sure they get that, right?
And we got birthdays.
Joanna wants to wish her daughter,
Meshly, a happy 17th birthday.
Meshly.
Yes.
Zuni wants to give a birthday shoutout to her daughter, Yasmian,
who turns four this weekend.
All right.
Lupa wants to give a birthday shootout to her son, Julian, for his 15th birthday.
Come on, 15.
And Rosie wants to give her son, Daniel, a birthday shootout for his 15th birthday as well.
Okay.
Who are non- shootouts?
Meshley and Yasmin.
Meshley and Yashley and Yashley.
Yasmin, happy birthday to you.
Felizumbena
Happy.
Very nice and sweet.
Oh my God, my little princesses.
All right, who the foals?
We shoot it now.
Who are we kidding?
Julian and Daniel.
All right, Julian and Daniel.
What's that?
Chihuahua?
It's like cats like in the mortar.
You know in my brain I have the sound that I'm making, but it never comes out the same.
Yeah.
Like in my brain, the sound that I'm making is like it has echo and all of it.
It's like, pooh.
Like if I had a shotgun, an old yeller needed a goat.
That's what I feel in my brain.
All right.
Yeah, all right, you guys ready?
Yeah.
Shoot him out.
Happy birthday to you, fools.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
We have the homie help line up next.
It's Paran 106.
LA's number one for hip-hop.
Buenos Dias.
Oh, I missed a shout out, you guys.
Power 106, round by morning.
Who is it?
I want a shout out.
We should do Put on blast.
Put on blast.
Yeah, I like that.
Isn't that what this show's about?
Because I'm looking at her right now.
Oh.
Yesterday, I left like at 1 p.m.
Okay.
And Ramona was doing secretary stuff that she should not be.
She was doing front desk stuff.
Oh.
Okay, Ramona is here since 5 a.m.
Because she's our new producer.
She used to be the front desk.
And here she is double duteeing.
She's working too old.
And you're going to break yourself out.
I'm going to tell you this right now.
What?
Training.
I was still training.
No one was behind you.
It was just you.
I was training.
It's a legal operation.
I saw you Ramona.
Yeah.
She went on break.
And there she's covering.
Full time.
It was like once here.
Full time here.
Part time over there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Shout out Ramona.
For being great.
The new reception is.
Yes.
Yes.
But you need to stop doing that,
you are going to get burnt out.
And she told us.
And she told me, she's like, you know, I haven't told you guys, but after the show, I stay and I help.
She's being nice.
She's giving water to her runner.
She's like too much of a good helper.
But when I work too much, you guys are like, ah, you deserve it.
Yeah, be a man.
Exactly.
Well, it's different.
Build a health, bro.
She's doing, yeah, man up.
What was that tweet you guys just said?
What was the tweet you said that about how we need mechanics?
Shout to all the mechanics out there.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
We have rappers rapping about OZempe and BBL, but we need mechanics.
Yeah. That's all my mechanics.
Pick up a shift after.
Ramona's just a nice person.
You're very nice.
Yeah.
Incredibly nice.
You're very nice.
But if you ever come to pick up tickets and you see Ramona, our producer at the front desk, shame her.
Yeah.
She's like, go to sleep.
Shame.
You should have been home by 11.
When I first started and I was here, like I was, I was, had to be the first one here.
And I would stay later to like learn everything.
Like, oh my God, I got to do it.
And I would be here and people literally, you could ask Eman.
They would come in, go home.
Like, get out of here, right?
Because you just, you, never mind.
I tell that to.
You want to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I tell that to Jose.
And he's like, 10,000 hours.
No, it's because Jose, like, he's just really, boom.
Boom.
Like, that's just kind of, that sometimes it's just your, it's your.
Your pace?
Your pace.
Oh.
You know what I'm saying?
I'd get back from hits at 8 p.m.
9 p.m.
And he's still here.
I'm like, Jose, what are you doing here?
Yeah.
It's because his house don't have, like, heater in.
Have you seen here, Greg?
Yeah.
And the Wi-Fi's good.
It's like when you stay at Starbucks, even though you're not getting used to start-bush.
The Wi-Fi is great.
And someone cleans the bathroom here.
Aw.
They have a toilet paper?
Jose, we need to have a conversation if these are the real reasons.
Yeah.
There's water here.
He's saving so much money by being there.
He is.
I saved a bunch of money by staying at work.
I had a home.
that would have a gym membership
but like stayed at his studio
and I'm talking like a studio apartment
but like a studio like a recording studio
so he would live there
and then go shower at the gym
that's smart
instead of actually having a crib
that's what people are the vans
like when they live in vans
they do that they'll have a gym membership
so they go shower at the gym
and then they can live in their vans
yeah see
Jose's not doing that
someone think someone think a smarter person
is doing that you know what I'm saying
they're living
with their means, especially in L.A.
Oh, yeah, that's crazy.
All right. Well, Ed, I'm on, I'm on two.
Okay?
And we just activated all the listenership.
Yeah.
If you come in and you get tickets and it's Bramona's beautiful little face right there,
but eyes have closed.
Tell her to go home.
You snitch on her.
All right.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your help.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you for.
The homie help line.
Evelyn needs our help.
All right.
She sent us to DM and said, I need help.
So recently, my husband and I bought a house.
It's still somewhat in the hood, but it's not that bad when we moved.
She said, the neighbors were so welcoming.
But recently, we noticed that our front neighbors had taken a single dad in, in their late 30s, and moved in with his two kids.
Parking was never an issue until they moved in.
The guy stays purposely parking his car in.
front of my house and doesn't move his car for days. The guy just sits on his behind in the patio
smoking weed and scratching. She hates them. All right. I'm not going to read that. While his kids are
in diapers running free. Why was that not taking out of the fucking... Don't tell me. Our mortgage payment
is almost $6,000 a month. What? My husband and I bust our butts to pay off this.
house every single day it's a hassle to find parking it drives me insane that i'm not able to park in
front of my own house she said i recently got so fed up i called parking enforcement they marked up his
car since he saw it he was uh he was petty enough to move just move his car forward away from the
marks it's been another three weeks and he has not moved it yet again you're reading a little bit
weird. Yeah, sorry, it's all over the place.
I hate to act ugly.
She knows she's acting ugly. That's self-awareness is key.
Yeah, I know he's a single struggling dad, but it drives me even more insane to not be able
to park in front of my own house we work so hard for. Should I continue to call the city
or just let it be? Help me out, Brownback. This is real neighbor beef. Right. And the parking
situation is. I don't think parking enforcement can mark up his car. No, they can. If you don't
move your car three days, they mark your tire.
Oh, got you.
And the mark is like a specific mark.
It shows them that you're still there.
They're still there.
So they'll move a little bit so that the mark moves.
We did that in my house recently.
There was a van parked outside of my house probably for a month.
And we called them and they marked it up.
And then a week later they towed it.
All right, cool.
They'll do it.
Yeah.
That really helped out that person.
I'm sure they were doing great.
We were being nice.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm sure they had everything in life.
I'm sure they had their whole life together.
That's funny, they leave their car parking.
They were Jose, dog.
The thing is, my neighborhood.
Everybody in my neighborhood, we all park in the same spot.
So I have, like, I have my parking spot.
My neighbors have their parking spot.
It's like unwritten rules of your woodier neighborhood.
We all know where we're going to park.
Oh, it's like here.
And this, yeah, this van was parked in our neighbor's spot for the longest time,
and nobody knew where this van came from.
It was just there sitting there for a month.
We gave it a month.
Because usually it's like, all right, like a week, blah, blah, blah,
Somebody's on vacation.
That's concerning, yeah.
So a month, we're like, all right, this van has a move.
Call parking enforcement.
They marked it a week later still hasn't moved.
So we're like, all right, tow it.
So now he has a parking spot, bye.
All right.
So they towed it.
Soot it.
Yeah, there's, I mean, I don't live in the house, but my homies that live in houses,
they have, like, specific spots that they also unwritten rule.
Yeah.
They get to park their neighbors know.
And neighbors will even if somebody, like, let's say we go visit and we park in the neighbor's spot,
they'll come complain, like, hey, like, you're visiting.
are in my spot.
No way.
Wow.
It's really like it's like an unwritten rule.
Obviously it's not like a it's where you could park anywhere because it's
it's public property.
It's street parking.
Yeah.
But people.
It's just I don't like it.
Yeah.
I get the unwritten rule stuff but like also to like go up to people and be like,
hey, you're in my spot.
It's kind of crazy.
Well, yeah.
I've done that too.
Because imagine we have parties.
Imagine you all have to park, I don't know, in some lot somewhere because my neighbors
don't allow, aren't liking people in front of.
another house that's crazy yeah yeah but how would you feel if there is a car parked in front
their house that never moved that always parked there yeah no that didn't move like they just
parked the car like you knew who it was but it just they wouldn't move the car i'm actually having that
problem right now really didn't you get it told no there's another truck oh god there's a truck
right in front of my house right now like literally as we speak with a trailer so it's taking up two
spaces yeah oh oh fucking your view yeah we can't move it and then i i park in my driveway
Because I'm trying to picture it.
Right.
Me and my homies, me and my neighbors are homies,
except for the lady that was racist.
And she's gone now.
And she was about parking, right?
We were parked on our side,
but there's a driveway between her house and our house,
and she literally called the city to even on our side
to make it like they painted something
so that we couldn't park too close to the driveway
because she said she couldn't get out.
But you could get out.
Yeah.
But that was just her.
Literally, we were still on our side.
It was still our side of the freaking driveway and block or whatever.
But that's, and that's what I'm saying.
Like, it could be that it's really a problem or it could be that you have like this ick.
Yeah.
And even if they parked another way or whatever, you just had.
Because you're talking about how he sits, how he does.
You're talking about his kids and diapers running around.
Like, it seems like you just don't like this whole.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or you just annoyed beyond, like, you had enough about the parking situation?
And now you're just figuring out different things to complain about.
I feel like she hates him.
She hates the way he parks, hates the way he talks.
Because then she starts saying, like, I pay this much, blah, blah, blah.
So now you're like you're comparing.
It probably already hurts you to move there, loki.
And so now everything's upsetting you.
Right.
You know what?
I'd be mad too if I had to pay $6,000 a month and didn't have parking.
Yeah.
That's a lot.
And you're across the street neighbor.
Yeah.
Because they maybe need help affording it.
takes in somebody that's paying them rent.
Yeah.
He can't have no money if he's paying and he's paying for the room.
Yeah.
What his kid?
He's just, I mean, the, I'm kind of on the guy's side and I'm usually not.
Right.
And I would like to talk to baby girl.
I get it.
I get her frustration for sure.
Yeah.
I understand it.
But it kind of seems like you're a hater of the person.
I think even if his car moved and didn't bother her, she would still have a problem with him.
So it's like.
Because the next problem, let's say he moved his car is that he just
sits out there and he doesn't do anything.
Yeah.
You know what it was like loitering.
Yeah.
Well, not loitering.
The smoke from him is like hurting my nose.
Like it's going to be something.
And he's going to take care of his kids.
Again, if it's a single dad going into a room.
Like, and I think because I lived with my dad and when my dad and my mom split, my dad would
rent people's rooms in their house, in their homes.
And I would go live with him.
So it would literally be me and him in someone else's house in a room, right?
That already is like, it's not.
your house yeah then you have to you know like I have to do this to get by right now
yeah and I have these kids that I need to like somehow maintain you know and now this neighbor
wants me out no and it's gonna get the car towed if you park anyone you're great yeah yeah
I wonder if she's tried just asking hey she somehow found out that he's a single dad with the
kids right she has her binoculars she got because she got to do what like in my neighborhood what people do
It annoys me.
They take out their trash cans all the time.
And there's one neighbor that has a motorcycle and they park it there.
Yeah.
And they park it like in a weird space.
You just start putting your stuff.
Where like you know you won't have enough to park on either side.
So that's what they do in order to like, I've moved trash cans before though.
Yeah, my home is you moved trash cans.
There's a party and that racist lady used to put the trash cans.
My homie wetted.
And it's like a baffle.
Like not moving.
I'm like, oh, yeah.
And people get pissed when you move the trash cans.
But I'll be like, oh, no.
Dylan just needs to buy a new car, like an extra car, and then just park it in that spot.
But he don't move.
Whenever it moves.
He has to go to the store or drop in a few sometimes.
Maybe the question is, how do I get him to move his car?
Yeah.
Just tell him.
No, no, no.
So that I could put something there.
Yeah.
Yeah, put your treasured.
Ask him for a ride somewhere.
So he's not doing anything.
You're like, hey, my car's not working.
Can you give me a quick ride to blah, blah, blah.
And while he gives you the ride, say you're going to pay him.
Yeah.
So you got to.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do that.
And then.
And while that's happening, then you, I don't know, you have someone else put out.
Your husband is someone.
You got to trick him at this point, especially if he's petty enough to when they mark it, he just moves.
Yeah, or have someone steal it.
No, Greg.
He's got dark.
That's smart.
Stop listening to Kennedy's going to snitch.
He's going to tell someone to steal it and snitch.
He calls a sitting.
At least I got rid of two people.
Way more parking.
Wear wire.
All right.
She's not wrong, but he's not, I don't know.
I can't, I just, I just can't hate history.
The guy, the guy is down bad, let's be real.
The guy is down bad, but he should respect.
And he's just probably, he's in a dark place probably, more than likely.
And it doesn't help that this lady's after him.
He obviously is like just not in a good place.
We're supposed to help Evelyn, guys.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She has $6,000 a month for a mortgage.
She's fine.
Okay.
She kept parking abroad.
She should have talked to a realtor about that.
We asked to wear a woman.
where she stays at because there are different places have different parking rules yeah
because where i'm at if you're parked 5 a.m. to 8 a.m. on the street and that's how they get you
that weird window they give you a ticket and that's in san gay world is it permona there's not enough
parking in pomona i guess not i would have long beach or hot door no it's not permitted where you
at it's not permitted right what the permit parking at your house no not it's just signs yeah not
it's not even signs they don't even leave signs out there's just a
If your car's parked and they roll up at 5 a.m.
No way.
You have a car parked in the street.
They're ticketing you.
Because we all have driveways.
Ah.
So they're like, you should have enough cars that you are, that enough room in your driveway to park your cars.
That's crazy.
Wait, what?
So there's no signs that say, like, no, no street parking.
That's why when Angie left her car over the weekend when I was like, yeah, did you leave your keys?
They ticket.
Yeah.
She did.
And I'm like, no, I brought them with me.
My car was still there, though.
You just knew that?
Your car will be there.
No, you know, you find out when, when the racist lady called.
the parking enforcement to say that your car's out.
That makes no sense.
That's a crime sign.
No, it makes sense.
How?
It makes sense.
It makes sense.
We all know it.
Like at the end of the block, is there a sign?
Like the beginning of the block?
I think whenever you move in, the person that, like, gave you the house is like, hey, just
so you know, everyone parks in their driveway.
I'm going to have street parking.
They probably have it at the beginning.
Because I think parking signs would be ugly.
Yeah.
Like in these neighborhoods.
Yeah, for sure.
It's ugly to have them up.
So they probably have it at the, at the top of the block.
Yeah.
But they don't have it all throughout the block.
You just know if your car is parked outside from 5 a.m. to 8 a.m.
And that makes it, or like from 2 a.m. to 5 a.m.
Because it's basically overnight parking.
Yeah.
And they pass by it.
They can ticket you.
I get it.
It makes sense because it's like a lot of times there's neighborhoods that like the street isn't that wide.
You know what?
True.
So it's like.
So it just makes it like hard to move around.
So it's like it'll be better if it's just all clear.
Yeah.
At 2 a.m.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You need to go.
You can park during the day.
What car is that big where they need to be that, like, without life?
All right, we're not talking smack about San Gabriel.
North Pomona.
What's that with your parking?
Yeah, totally.
Yeah, just to tell him.
I'm here to help Evelyn.
I'll go steal it right now.
No.
Don't try to steal.
We're all trying to help different people.
You just want to rock.
Meant letty want to help the fool this down bad.
You just want to call parking enforcement.
No, man, that's her house.
Maximo wants to be a Karen right now.
Yeah.
No, if I pay 6K, that's my parking spot.
But so do they.
He don't pay 6K.
Yeah, he probably plays like, he pays 600.
He pays 600.
He pays 600.
He has two kids.
So do I.
But you're not as people.
I imagine if you were in the house.
Our base 6K hopefully.
All right.
I need 3K.
818 52059.
That's 818 52059.
Let us know whose side you're on.
At this point
And then who are you going to help?
Yo, the passionate, like, people get really passionate about parking.
Are we going to help get rid of this girl that damnless?
Or are we going to help?
Get rid of her?
Yeah, what?
I don't know.
I don't know where it's going on now.
I'm going to know right now.
This block isn't big enough for the both of us.
All these topics, and it was this one that's going to cause a divide, right?
Let's get it.
Inspired 106.
All right, check this out, homie.
You need a homie or need some help.
We need your head.
We need a line.
I mean, phone line.
We got you.
The homie helpline.
Evelyn needs our help.
Evelyn.
She hates her poor neighbor.
No, no, no, no.
Can we ask her, by the way,
she can't call in, she's at a work conference.
She works very hard.
So she's not even there right now,
but she wants her neighbor not to be there either.
Can we ask what car her neighbor has?
Yeah, we'll ask you.
Yeah, because I'm thinking.
Because it could be that it's an ugly car,
like it's a movie which is messed up to
I feel like she wouldn't care if it was a Mayback
yeah yeah for sure
she could be a beat
my dad has a van that has like a locksmith
sticker on the side of it my neighbors
are chill
I know that it's like
yeah but he moves around
yeah he doesn't move around
yeah see and then they know
they'll literally come
are you the one that does the keys
because his van's right there
show me dad
yeah
tell us tell us what happened
Okay, so wait, when you parked at my house.
Oh, yeah, so yeah.
We did a video shoot.
So, yeah, so Lettie has a fairy, she lives in a fairy tale.
I do not.
Yeah, it's a movie set.
It's like a movie set.
It's so beautiful.
I think she just goes in for a walk down the street.
She looks like, it looks like a.
Bro, shut up because my block and your blood look the same.
No, my block's a little ghetto.
It has a little bit of ghetto.
No, it does.
No, only you and your bicycle are a little bit.
Make sure the rent goes down a little bit.
Even not to pay it.
So yeah, so.
So, yeah, we're working like on a video project.
And then I parked across street from Lettie's house.
And I had a, I didn't have my regular car.
I had a rental car.
A very nice red, like Mustang, like vibes.
I don't know if it looks sketch or not.
But like, one of Lettys neighbors was backing out of their driveway as I was pulling in.
Yeah.
And they got halfway down the street.
they see me get out and then they pulled back into their driveway
they reversed back into it they probably forgot something
yeah right yeah you don't look that sketch big
no I don't know
they thought you're scouting the black
oh my god there's about to be a takeover right now on our block
he's about to burn out everywhere
it probably wasn't you it was probably that they saw
Duno right before and then Greg right before
and Maxel and then they're like no no a red mustang oh no
they went to go hide all their jewelry
valuable that's horrible
Put it in the safe.
Okay.
Now back to North Pomona, where baby girl is from.
Evelyn is upset.
She just moved into a new house.
She paid six grand in mortgage every month.
That's crazy.
I'm assuming it's a very nice neighborhood.
She also saw that her across-the-street neighbor has taken in someone to live in a room there.
That person is more than likely a single father because they see him and his two kids and nobody else, right?
And that person is parking on her side of the block in front of her crib, right?
And she just sees him all the time, just smoking, just sitting out front, just seeing the kids running around.
And she's upset.
Like, she even has called parking enforcement.
And they went and they did the little thing on his tire to, like, make sure that, like, if he stays there.
And so he just moved it a little bit, right?
I'm wondering if she's ever had a conversation with him.
I wish she would.
Yeah.
Because then she would find out that his wife just left him.
He got fired from his job.
Jesus.
Like, you don't think that all just happened?
Like, put two and two together.
Like, why would he be there?
You know what I'm saying?
Fact, they has to have.
Something is happening.
Life isn't going swimmingly for him.
Or he's just a homebody.
He likes to stay home with his kid.
No, he has nowhere to go.
He has nowhere to go.
He doesn't have a job.
Either way, where is the mother of his kid?
Yeah.
He didn't make him.
Yeah.
Like, he's doing real bad.
She needs to have a conversation with him.
Understand where he's coming from a little bit.
And then it also is like it is her side of the block.
Right.
You know.
It's her house.
Yeah.
There's her house.
That's her house.
That's her house.
Not her street.
Facts.
Because legally,
he can park there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But she just feels like you should know not to.
He's the way that he walks.
I work hard.
I'm at a work conference.
I'm trying to go home.
Yeah.
Park straight in front of my house.
Right.
Oh my God.
Such a hard life.
Oh, my God.
You're ruining the neighborhood.
I make three times my mortgage.
Oh.
We're just being a hater.
Yeah.
Evelyn asked for help.
Being able to pay $6,000 a month.
Yeah.
Who needs more help?
Evelyn or this guy?
Hold.
Let's be real.
Okay.
Let's go to the phone lines, okay?
Okay.
We're going to go to Julie from Chino.
Okay, Julie.
Hello, Julie.
Oh, my gosh.
Julie.
Julie, is Chino by Pomona?
Yeah, I'm actually.
in like nice Pomona not
Chino my L that's like what I read
that I wait say that okay
Hold on
Nice Pomona
I don't know that
We got to talk about that
You guys can talk about yourselves
We can't talk about you
Yeah
But Chino and Pomona
Tell me the difference
The beef
Chino is like
Catt City Central
Whereas Pomona is like a little bit
I don't know it moves faster than there
for sure
We know why
We know why
Okay
You are the nice part of Pomona, but you call it Chino.
We're like, yeah, it's like nicer Pomona.
It's closer to Chino Hills, that's why.
Oh, okay.
So you, like, grew up nowhere near, like, where sugar-free is from or anything.
You're like none of it.
No, no, no.
I think it's still called Pomona, though.
Julie.
So, baby girl says she's from North Pomona.
Is that also the nice side of Pomona?
It could be.
that's probably why she's so, like, bitter about her parking.
Right.
Okay.
So what would you do in this situation?
I'm sure you know the area, you know kind of just how the parking enforcement is like or parking.
I feel like I'm the guy in this situation because I've had my car mark and my neighbor
called.
They're not even called.
She, like, harassed me for the cooking.
I just moved over here and maybe, like, the first week.
I was moving stuff.
I have two cars.
I have a roommate.
So I had one parked in the street.
We live in a coldest sack, and there's a lot of parking.
And she came knocking on my door and was like, I need you to move your car daily.
And I was like, excuse me?
What?
And she was like, that's my parking.
I've lived here for over 20 years and da-da-da-da-da-da.
And I was like, okay, I'm sorry, but I'm moving right now.
Like, I need the space.
And she was just like, no, well, it's going to be a problem.
And she just like left it at that.
She walked away from my door.
And I was like, okay.
And then she came maybe two weeks later.
And mind you, my car's not a bucket.
It's a good, nice car.
And she was like, I'm tired of seeing your vehicle there.
You need to do something about it.
I feel like my racist neighbor moved to wherever you're at.
Because that's her.
There's so many of them, though.
The entitlement is crazy.
It is.
And the thing is, like, I have a door belt,
and she chose to pound on the door instead.
So when she came the third time,
I just, yeah, I said, you know what?
No, I'm not dealing with this.
I called the cops and I was like, my neighbor's harassed me for parking.
And he came and told her to stop knocking on my door like that because she was harassing me.
What's her name?
You out Karen to Karen.
Yeah.
What's her name?
Yeah.
I don't know, but I do call her Karen.
Do you still park there in that same spot or do you move?
Do you move daily?
I need you to move daily.
I know, right?
No, I do move.
I do have two cars.
So I just like, I don't know, it just depends.
I alternate cars.
I move them.
My roommate will park there.
Every now and then I'll be nice and give her the parking.
But the second is open, I swoop in on it.
That part.
Oh, you like that parking.
A lot.
It must be nice.
Yeah.
Honestly, if she would have came at me a lot nicer, maybe if that girl goes out the guy a lot
nicer, like, hey, look, whatever.
It might be different.
But to just demand it off the bat and call parking enforcement, that's what you create.
Bethlehurst.
So just expect it.
You are already, you are also saying I'm giving you that energy.
Like, I don't like you, and I'm giving you that energy.
So he's going to respond that way, too.
No, I feel you baby girl.
Yeah, exactly.
Shout out your neighbor for being a Karen and shout out you for holding your own, too.
And I guess the cops when they came.
I just dropped up at school and she's going to be so sad.
I got to talk to you guys and not her.
Oh, I love it because that means you moved your car.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
What's your daughter's name?
Ariel.
Ariel.
Hey, we upload our podcast or our, our, our, our, our,
show every day so you could go to the podcast and listen to this so Ariel could hear it okay
hi Ariel thank you all right you don't look your neighbors way because she might be giving
you ohio Ariel yeah have a good day ago all right thank you mom missita thank you for for
giving us that insight into Chino nice Pomona North Pomona all of that hills in
sugar free Pomona Hills apparently once you add hills it makes it way nice okay so baby girl
DM does again the the one who
Oh, Evelyn.
Evelyn.
Yeah.
And we asked about the car of the neighbor's car.
Yeah.
She says, it's an old Mitsubishi.
I know.
And then she wants y'all to know, you got to stop calling her Karen.
She said, people calling me Karen, but they don't know that he had been throwing trash on my yard.
Oh, okay.
Get him out of here.
I thought she was in a conference that she couldn't call.
Get him out of here.
I know, right?
I thought she was in a dark place.
Yeah.
No.
He had been throwing trash on my yard, and I nicely went and asked the owner of the house to tell him to
please stop.
Why wouldn't you ask him?
Yeah.
My husband, a fighter, too, and stays dogging him,
and he just puts his head down and will ignore us.
There's also parking on the side of the street.
At this point, we feel like he just does it to annoy us.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Oh, okay.
He's winning, not going to lie.
Yeah.
And he's winning.
He's winning.
He has nothing to lose.
Yeah, exactly.
He can do this all day.
Yeah.
You're the one my father.
Don't meet with somebody that has nothing to lose.
Yeah.
You caught parking enforcement on him.
He's like, take my car.
I need to know what trash means, dog.
Because again, this takes me back.
And I know we're all probably taking into our personal little situations at home.
But this takes me back to when we had a party for one of the boys.
And one of you fools or one of your kids dropped like an empty soda can.
And it went on the driveway that Ms. Jackie and us share.
And the next, she held on to it.
The next day, she goes.
goes up to Jorge and she's like, is this the type of people you're bringing around the neighborhood?
Wow.
They can't even pick up their trash, blah, blah, blah.
And it's like, bro, it's a can.
Yeah.
So it's like, I don't know if that's really trash or if it's a mistake or whatever.
No, he's doing it on purpose.
Yeah.
He's probably like, you know, like the swissures.
He probably just drops like the swisher packs right there.
I don't know, dog.
I don't know.
Because I feel like I was in the situation.
I think if he's being petty, he does it on purpose.
Yeah.
At that point, now he is.
And there's some people.
are just lazy and just don't care about littering.
I'm wondering why you didn't tell him, though.
Why are you telling the owner of the house?
Maybe she did already.
She said, I nicely went and asked
the owner of the house to tell him to stop.
Like, hey, can you please tell that person that's living here?
Without a job?
Yeah, with the old...
That renter?
You called him a renter?
Yeah, yeah.
Can you tell you a renter to please get his part out of my way?
Because over there, owners speak to other owners.
Yes.
Oh, that's crazy.
Hey, but then she also said there's parking on his side.
Well, maybe he's just too embarrassed to be seeing in front of that house.
I don't know.
That makes, no.
In my head, it makes sense.
Something had to have, something had to have springboarded this.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, okay.
Like, something had to have been the beginning of this.
Yeah.
And luckily, she's just moved in there.
Yeah.
She has no right then.
She literally just moved in there.
And then said he just moved in there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So something had.
She was her first.
It's because she's a homeowner.
That's why.
No, what I'm saying is...
She mentioned mortgage on purpose.
She pays $6,000 a month.
She has a lot of complaints about him.
Yeah.
What I'm saying, she has a lot of complaints about him.
Within the first two months or whatever of seeing him.
What started it?
Did he look at you weird or was it the parking that was first?
Or was it the trash throwing that was first?
It was the kids in diapers.
Enough.
Pottie train him.
He's four.
Did he drop the diaper?
Yeah.
That'd be nasty.
Okay, that's, yeah, that's like war time.
If you drop a diaper in my front lawn.
Right.
All you?
Yeah.
I'm just trying to understand her more.
What was the first, was it the first thing?
Was it the parking?
His face.
And she only told us the parking at first.
Yeah, she did.
So we can only judge you off what you told us first.
And I feel like this is like, well, since people aren't on my side.
No, no.
He does this and he does this and he does this.
If he's throwing trash, okay, that's messed up.
Yeah.
Okay.
Parking is one thing.
I understand that.
But it's like also, yeah, throwing trash is like, that's petty.
But also, like I said, this guy has nothing to lose, man.
Clearly.
Be careful.
Yeah.
Be careful.
He knows where he lives.
Hey, Marcos.
Yeah.
Marcos from Pactown, Pekoyama.
What's up, bro?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What advice do you have for Evelyn that hit us up about her neighbor parking on her side of the block?
Look, first, advice for the home girl, she needs to have...
Wait, I can't.
Wait, I can't.
Wait, he got cut off.
You got cut off.
cut off she can't be she needs to be an adult she needs to um first of all she needs to like just
talk to the neighbor be like hey this is a situation um she can't be doing shady stuff behind
behind his back she can't be doing that you know like how would how would she like if she had
a broken card yeah yeah yeah my hey marcos i appreciate your your advice but right here on the
notes it says that you're you're you want to
tell her to beat him up.
What?
Big.
Whoever took my call's line.
Holy help line.
Yep.
I'm with you there, brother.
All right.
Let's go to the next caller.
Caller number seven, Miko from Gardina.
Miko.
Yeah, Miko.
Good morning.
Good morning.
What's up, Miko?
How are you all this morning?
All right, Miko.
What would you tell Evelyn?
situation. She has this guy
that parks in front of her house.
He don't have no job. He ain't
got ish to do. He has
two kids running around in the front lawn.
They throw trash on her stuff. Like, she
is not with it.
Where's her, man?
Ooh.
Working? I don't know.
That's a good question. He's a fighter.
My advice is, my advice
have him say something. But something needs to be
said because I've gone through this in my house.
What happened?
The house.
My neighbor next to me has 15 cars tied to this house.
That sounds like my house.
Hold on.
Your neighbor has that many cars and parks them everywhere?
Well, they, they themselves probably have six to the house.
And then they have two trailers that they ran out on the side of them.
Oh, they rent them out.
They're making money.
And does that have to go on your-
They're making money and they park in front of my house taking up my parking.
me having nowhere the park went back down.
All right.
And what'd you do, Miko?
Well,
why she actually says something
that just backed her up,
but.
Oh,
but you're asking,
where's Evelyn's man?
Where's her man?
Because she needs to back up her man.
He's not going to say anything.
Not you asking where Evelyn's man is at.
Yeah, what she said.
What she said.
Yeah, tell her, babe.
Yeah, you go, girl.
Go, babe.
To deal with the trailers.
If you press the line,
She pressed the line and I got it at that.
Oh, okay.
So she pressed the line.
I wasn't there for it.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Yours.
Conveniently.
I love it.
I love it, though.
But you got situated.
And now you have somewhere to park.
It's not a problem anymore.
Yeah.
Yeah, I've been here.
This was four years ago.
I've been there five years and now I get home.
There's no, my house is open.
There we go.
That's what we do.
What's the conversation then, what words were said?
Because I think that Evelyn's used words.
She's also used parking enforcement.
No, without curse.
Yeah.
She was cussing at him and I'm on some,
well, there's a language barrier between us.
No, it was on some, who said I can,
there's no sign there type.
But then, yeah, it was on some, move it or I move it.
Okay.
When I move, you move, you move, just like that.
All right, all right.
Hey, we got Paul from Riverside on the line, Paul.
Yes.
Paul, what's up, bro?
You're in the IE, right?
Yeah, Raul.
Oh, Raul, my bad, my bad, my brain.
Okay, Raul, talk to me.
What would you tell Evelyn?
She's in North Pomona, okay?
And she feels like her neighbor is just crossing the line with her, parking in front of her crib.
She actually feels like he's trying to annoy her and her man.
He's just petty with it.
Parking in front of her house, not moving, and she wants to stop it.
How can she do that?
So my experience that I had was when we moved to our house,
we, our neighbor in front of us was doing the same thing.
Pretty much same scenario was just there,
park his truck in front of us.
One morning, my daughter decided that she was going to water the grass,
kind of water some of his, part of his truck,
got into some heated exchange words.
In the end, my daughter, I mean,
She said the ways my daughter said it was the tree looked thirsty.
So I needed to give.
So in the process of that happening, obviously the his truck got way and he made a big deal about it.
And then he went off on my daughter.
I got went out there.
We went at it.
We argued.
We almost got into a fight.
In the end, the best thing that was resolved of all the days was talking it out.
Oh.
It kind of looks kind of weird, too big grown men going at it.
it over a parking spot when the street is pretty much public.
Yeah.
It's anybody's.
Yeah.
So in the end, it got to the point where we, I got into almost a fight with his son,
his son's boyfriend, and it was just, it was just the drama.
Yeah.
It was like, you know, and it was like either you talk it out, and if he didn't talk it out
and I told him, look, I come from, I'm, I live out on Riverside.
I come from Santana.
We have different, different way growing up in the 90s.
I said, you know what?
We could handle this one-on-one and let's go, let's fight.
Let's take care of, let's be care of business.
Raoul, calmate.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
He's just on-n-N-Han-Refat to fight again.
I can hear it.
But, you know, it kind of looks weird when I had to park two, three houses down the street
and bring my groceries in because this fool's parking right there in front of me.
I'm like, nah.
That looks kind of weird when I'm when I'm in my mandado walking in.
Oh, wow.
I get him.
So here's what I'm thinking, right?
Because she's not saying she has no where to park.
So she probably parks in the driveway.
Yeah.
So she just doesn't like him parking in front of her crib.
She's not saying, now I have to look for parking.
She did not say that anywhere, right?
Yeah.
Because maybe she could just park in front of their crib.
Yeah.
They parked in front of her crib.
She could park in front of their crib.
Super easy.
The one time I did that to them when I parked my car in front of their crib
because they parked in front of mine.
And then I saw that and so I pulled my car out of the driveway
and I parked my car.
And then the lady was like, hey, why are you guys parking in a year?
I go, well, you guys have all this space too.
So why is it okay for your husband to park here?
And I can't go park over there.
Got him.
And then it got, it was getting to the point where it was a heated exchange of words.
I mean, it got to the point where I put.
I threw nails out there.
Oh, my God.
Reportedly allegedly.
Reportedly allegedly.
Right.
But after all of that, after all of that, after you saw that, all of that didn't work.
You were about to burn down the neighborhood.
You had a conversation.
You said, look, man, can you just move your car?
Because this is my house.
Or what was the combo?
Well, so his son, this is the way it went down literally.
We were at Ross.
Not at Ross.
Shut on. Hold on. Hold on.
We ran into them at Ross.
And they were giving me looks and I said, what?
And then we went outside and I said, let's take it outside
because Ross has nothing to do with you.
Facts.
Yeah.
Lost prevention.
They're like, uh, there's two people going out.
I don't.
No, they're not stealing anything.
They're just trying to like, stook it out.
They're arguing.
They're arguing.
Yeah.
So we took it out.
And they.
Literally, we went at it.
My wife went at it with one of the guys.
That is why.
Wait, what?
Nowhere near the parking spot that they're at.
Let's know.
Caught him slipping up the promise, homie.
Now, nowhere, nowhere, nowhere near what happened.
All right.
Okay, nowhere near what happened.
You and your wife go out.
Uh-huh.
We went at it and literally, literally, literally in, and literally, I nod, my fault.
literally we went at it out there and we're going at it back and forth back and forth security comes
out and says what's going on we're telling them like look this is just the argument we're
having over a parking spot uh at our house i go it has nothing to do with draws it has nothing to do
with the shopping center we're at and we were going to go at it and i told the guy look either
you guys respect our neighborhood like because you guys just parked anywhere in
anybody's house without
when you guys have your empty spots
you guys have you guys have
hey just answer and tell
Wi-Fi that you're on the radio that yes that's you
because you know that's Wi-Fi
hey I'm on the radio right now
bye
all right
so then literally
it was just a conversation
where we understood each other
in the end and I told them, look, either you guys keep parking on our side and it's going to get
out of hand or I park on your side, you guys are going to do something. And then it's, let's
understand each other. If you guys need the parking spot in front because you guys are having a
party, then cool. We'll deal with that. If I need a party parking spot, then we'll let you guys
know we're going to have a party and we park people, our guests will park over there and it's cool.
But the street belongs to everybody. I said, but if you want to go ahead and,
and just park because you want to park and be a perk about it, guess what?
Then you're going to see, like I tell people, you're going to see the Santana come out of me.
All right.
I can already hear it.
The Santa Ana wins with your face.
Hell yeah, you're going to see it.
Hell yeah.
And you do the Santa Ana song.
Hold on.
Oh, you know the, this is how we party in the city, a Santana.
Every single week and every single, Semwana.
Yeah, where's that?
Yeah, we know.
Respect, all right.
So, hey, if you don't want to duke it out at Ross, Evelyn.
In the parking lot, don't do that.
You will definitely see him dressing for less.
You will definitely see that.
That's their motto.
It is.
It is.
Ross is brings people together.
I love Ross.
If you have a problem, you can deal with that.
Hey, don't see me at the Ross, homie.
Yeah.
I wonder who got the parking lot.
I wonder who got the parking spot.
You're going to catch these deals, two for one.
Yeah.
All right.
So if you don't want to fight it out, Evelyn,
you have to probably take out one of the toddlers
because this was that his girl took on one of the guys.
Yeah.
Please just have a combo.
She hasn't told us that she's had a conversation with him specifically.
She doesn't talk to runners, that's why.
And even be like, hey, this is getting out of hound.
You guys just moved in.
She said, I recently, read the top of the DM,
she said, I recently moved in here a few months back.
So it's new.
Yeah.
it's fixable right now
yeah it's still fresh yeah or else you're gonna hate
your whole time living there yeah
because on purpose he does is gonna just bother you
exactly yeah all right well
do we help her there's also the nails solution
she's probably running out of nails
nails are getting expensive he's lost everything
he won't care at this point we got Janet from
Martita 818 what's up
what to do Janet Janet
hi everybody how you guys doing
hi Janet better than Evelyn from
North Pomona.
Janet, talk to it.
I don't know about that.
I'm actually having that issue
at this moment as we speak.
I know, but you ask how we're doing, Janet.
Janet, how is that going down for you?
Talk to us.
So let me tell you, I've been living in my house
for about six years now.
Okay.
I was actually really good friends with my neighbor.
We, like, you know,
celebrated like holidays,
kids break this and everything together until
we just have.
to step our foot down. They used to cone in front of our house, leave their cars there parked for months, and until we said, like, hey, you know, like, we weren't even allowed to park in front of our own house. We told them, hey, you know, you guys can't be doing that anymore. You know, we need to park in front of our house, too. And that was the end. That was the end of our friendship. That was the end of everything. I mean, it was just horrible.
What? Long story story, they moved out maybe like a little bit over a year.
they bought another house somewhere else
they ended up losing this house
over here next to me and
Karma
I just my advice is karma
like karma do its job patiently
wait and
that's it
Wow so even now that they moved you still won't be friends with them
even though there's no parking issues anymore
You know what the parking issues are a little bit
because I ended up picking up that habit of having to cone
Now I'm one of those
Karen coming out.
You're not going to let that happen again.
No, no, no, no, you know what, though?
I mean, like, everybody says the street is public, and I respect that.
If somebody comes, moves my cone, cool, whatever.
I'm going to get it back.
It's not like, I'm going to, like, you know.
But the thing is, it's like they said, you know,
there's kind of like a rule in the neighborhood.
Like, everybody wants to park in for another house.
And we pretty much respect everybody's parking.
we don't park we make sure that when our people like our family comes over we make sure and tell them
hey don't park there like don't park in the neighbor's house park in the alley in our in our
yard or whatever like we try not to park in front of people's houses either you know no i get you
what happens at parties done parties is crazy yeah no i much rather have a parking spot than friends
you know so like like for everybody who's listening seriously don't leave your car in from
people's houses for like days man.
Especially if your car doesn't work,
park it in front of your house.
If you park it in front of your house and you don't move it,
I don't care. Yeah.
Angie did that this past weekend.
Angie did that this past weekend at my house.
But it's a nice day, bro,
yeah.
They're moving daily is what baby.
Sorry, I have a job that takes me out of the city
a couple days out of time.
You guys on the lawn.
People take vacations these days.
You know, I was a lot of parking.
We take one of college before we've got to stop.
Are you guys done?
Are you finished?
All right.
We got Sam from the SGB.
What's up, Sam?
Hey, how's it going, Brown Bank?
What's up, bro?
What part of the SGB you from?
El Monte.
El Monte.
What's up, El Monte?
Six to six.
All right.
Six to six.
Come on.
Talk to us.
What would you tell Evelyn?
Well, I mean, I would tell her to, yeah, go have a man to talk to him.
I mean, the whole dog and stuff is not going to really get them moving anywhere.
Yeah.
And, um.
What do you call it?
I had a similar situation.
It wasn't so much with parking,
but I had these neighbors that would write the little mini bikes up and down the street.
Like from the beginning of the day to the end of the day.
Are they the loud little mini bikes?
Those are awesome.
Yeah, those ones that the guys ride around with no helmet on me.
Play stupid games with stupid prizes, mini bikes?
Don't be a hater.
Don't be no hater.
All right, let him talk.
All right.
And then what happens, Sam?
Yeah, get a real motorcycle, you know?
Say it again.
You're real man.
Greg feels so triggered.
He can't see a 4-150 C Cs.
Okay, you're not having fun.
Sam, what happened?
What's your motorcycle, Sam?
What's your motorcycle?
Get a parking spot.
I can park wherever I want.
Hey, why are we fighting with the listeners?
Hey, do not fight with El Monte.
All right, bro.
They got freaking Arnold Barbarosa Jr.
Okay?
That's my dog.
Come on.
See?
See?
All right.
Talk to it.
Sam, then what happened with those pools?
So they would write the water cycles up and down,
and I had just brought my baby home with like a week,
fresh home from the hospital.
Aw, cute.
And I couldn't stand it no more.
It was a pretty big group of guys.
It was like three or four of them that would ride their bike.
So I went over there.
I said, hey, bro, check it out.
I just bought my baby home.
You know, I wish you would just respect the fact that, you know,
give me some space with the loud noises and stuff.
And, you know, out of that simple,
conversation. They never start, they never vote those things again.
Oh, that's nice.
If it was great, he would have been like,
rah, rah, bra, bra, bra, blah, blah,
blah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah.
Oh, it's not where you see that. That was great. That was great because they didn't,
they didn't know that you had a baby, obviously, until you told them.
So then after you approach them with respect, you just told them, hey, this is going on.
And then you guys solved it. Like, it's like, they're not going to disrespect that now
because now you told them, you gave them a fair warning.
And they're respectful people. So that's good.
As men, we should be able to talk about things.
I can never resolve to violence, but I mean, if I get to that, I get to that, I can't stop it.
Right, I get you sad.
But it has to be the guy.
It can't be, oh, girl.
If it's a dude doing it, you guys, a guy's going to even take another do more serious.
For sure.
Otherwise, be like, oh, this girl, let's be shocked.
She's, she's tripping.
Yeah.
He's complaining.
All right, we got Eric from Linwood on the line.
Eric, you have another solution, Eric.
Yeah.
What's up, Eric?
What's up, Eric?
How you doing, man?
How you going, brought back?
Good.
Eric, what would you do over the rear-wheel drive or front-wheel drive?
Wait, wait, how would you have?
Yeah, put it out of-
You would jack it up?
Like, how jack it up?
Like, like I said, if it's real-wheel drive or the phone-wheel drive,
you either, like, from the front or the back and just move it.
But I don't know what you mean, like, how.
You lift the car up.
Yeah, we're like, you know the jack that you like live cars with,
the mechanic jacks, or yeah, one of those.
Oh, you have one.
Yeah, they have rolling.
literally mean jack it up like you literally mean jack now it's suspended in the air
but what would that do for you what would that do for you eric well you'd be able to move the car like
that oh so you have rollers then you have jackson rollers oh oh okay got it got it got it so you
you know it yourself why do you know that i'm gonna you wouldn't you wouldn't need the rollers
because it'll move by itself because it was like real like i said
Real-wheel driver.
Oh, if it's real, if it's rear drive?
How do you find out?
Yeah, he has to ask him real quick.
Hey, well, you got real world.
Real-world.
I can't even say it.
From-go-driver.
Oh, yeah.
Say that three times.
Rear wheel drive.
Rear-wheel drive.
Rear-wheel drive.
How many people do you have with you when you're doing this?
Brug.
The one person job.
Like just him.
Eric.
Eric, you did this.
for your dad? No, I said they did this for my dad on the blog. Oh, they did it to your dad.
Oh, that's yeah, you got to get down after that.
They're fucking is crazy like that too. So they did that to your dad and you're like, hey, that's a pretty good idea to get somebody to move.
Hey, where? Yeah, when I heard you guys talking about it, yeah.
Did your dad park there again or was he like, oh, I get it?
Yeah, he parked there again, but I mean, they still moved it.
It's like you got your own personal valet.
Yeah, kind of.
Moving wherever you want.
I'm parking it here.
Thank you, Eric.
Thank you for chiming in.
Oh, good.
Yeah.
Thank you for I back.
Of course, bro.
That was tight.
Yeah, they make a little rollers.
Like, you jack it up.
I didn't know that.
And then you push it.
So you find out, oh, dang, is he still on the line?
So you can Google it.
How do you find out what wheel drive?
Sometimes there's emblems on the car.
Yeah.
Like my car is a wrap for.
It says all wheel drive.
Yeah.
So what happens if all wheel drive?
So you would lift it, put all around and then boom.
Otherwise, it would move on its own because why?
What do you mean?
Because the wheels that aren't driving just move?
Yeah.
So they'll just be the roll.
I get it now.
Like, you know those rollers that they use for furniture?
It's like that.
And then while you're there, you can steal a catalytic converter, right?
Yeah.
No, that's not.
But you could.
Yeah, you might as well get a profit out of this.
Definitely won't park there again.
Move my car and took my Cadillac to work.
I don't want to park.
All right, Evelyn, we have, we've given you solutions, Emily.
Yeah, you got a lot of options.
Use whichever one of these you want, okay?
Yeah, get him evicted.
What else is the evidence?
Have someone steal the car.
All right, look.
Take everything from him, why don't you?
Take his kids, why not?
No.
Stop.
Stop him.
No.
I saw comments.
That said.
Just call CPS.
I hate people.
CPS on a toll truck at the same time.
She should know.
Like, yeah, this is the last thing he has.
He has one parking spot in life.
Okay, but it's not that serious.
So just take it.
You call CPS and a tow truck and make him choose his battle.
Which when you want, the car are the kids.
I am going.
You guys are horrible.
No, I'm not saying that's the energy she has.
I'm trying to help this guy.
No, we're helping her.
Yeah.
She's a home girl.
She has enough help.
No, he hasn't diem does.
All right.
He doesn't have a phone.
We'll be back.
Brough.
Mosquitoes are so the ops.
Why?
Mosquitoes are so the ops.
For the past two days, I've had a story that I've wanted to tell you for,
Don't you know, I'm local.
Yeah.
I was just thinking about this right now.
I was saying about murder because of Red Rum, 21 Savage, right?
And mosquitoes or murders?
No, I hate them.
Like, I don't hate any...
You win more than I hate mosquitoes, dog.
Like, I hate...
I will stay up to kill one, right?
I haven't caught an op yet this season, but...
And it's caught me, but...
Have you seen how big day are this day?
But I say that to say, I've had this story about mosquitoes for two
days that I've been wanting to tell.
And on purpose, they did something with our show that now I haven't been able to say it.
Oh, it's the government.
No, it's the freaking mosquitoes.
They're bodying up the system over here.
So I'm going to let you do scrolling.
I'm going to let you finish.
But then, hey, guess what, mosquitoes?
After that, I'm just wrong.
You know, I'm local.
All right?
And we go get on that ass.
All right?
My mosquitoes?
I'm down for the beef.
All right.
Let's go.
All right.
That's gross.
But go ahead.
Scrolling with the homies.
The homie green
Leti
There's a new viral sound
New viral sound going around
And it is a pain that nobody
Would understand but us men
Oh
Okay
Big dogs in the game
Let me hear you
No women will ever get
This pain that we get
And it is after a haircut
When we're looking all fresh and done
Shut up
You're telling women that we'll never understand
The pain
After a haircut
Listen to this audio
And let me see if you can hear what the pain is
I don't know what I'm doing too much my boy is this alcohol
acting like a kid is alcohol
I can hear he's like hold on
the beginning, the beginning
listen
that's a haircut ready ready
do you hear that
I don't know what that sounds like
it's always doing too much
boy is this alcohol
it's the alcohol
after a hair cut
I don't understand
after a hair could clean shave or when they line you up
they put alcohol on their hands
and then they rub around
wherever they use a razor.
Yeah.
Or whatever they want to like bald shape.
Some artists, some hairstylists, they'll like spray it on you, some will rub it on you.
I didn't know you guys went through that.
It's painful.
It's the most painful thing we ever go through.
Chill, girls go through it too.
If that's the most painful thing they go through, Angie.
Yeah, but no, it's literally that when we shave our legs, if you do the same thing, same, same pain.
You put alcohol and why would you put alcohol?
Because, okay, I didn't put alcohol, but I went to the beach right after it, and it's done really bad.
It's the same thing.
It's the same thing.
It's not the same.
It's not the same.
It's not the same.
You're exfoliating bare skin.
Yeah.
But it's the same thing.
It's not the same thing.
It's not the same thing.
No, it hurts way more.
You ever had to cut and blow alcohol?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Same thing.
Yesterday.
Look, you can see my paper cut.
I got a paper cut on my finger, right?
And yesterday I went to the nail salon and they put my nails in.
What do they take off?
The acetone.
Yeah, acetone.
And that ish was like I was.
And then you have to keep it in there.
You're like, oh.
Yeah.
So it's that pain.
Imagine that on your face.
Yeah.
Imagine that.
Every two weeks.
over your face. Every week. Every week. I get my hair cut every week. Imagine one to that pain every single week. You do not get a hair cut every week. You need one right now. I'm trying to get one at the end of this week because it's pay week. There we go. There we go, big dog. So it does that to stop the bleeding or? No. The infection, right? Yeah. Disinfect, cleans, you know, now you walk out. Fresh. Yeah. And this sound is going viral. Because it's a guy sitting in a barber's spraying him with the alcohol and he's just like, stop moving like a little kid because a little kid. And he's just like, stop moving like a little kid. Because a little kid.
kids are the ones that move around because it hurts so much.
It burns, yeah.
It burns.
Getting that thing in your eye too,
some barbers won't cover your eye, it hurts.
I don't know about that.
They just don't like you over there.
Your barber got it in your eye?
Yes.
Because they used a spray bottle once.
It's like, oh, my bad.
I'm like, ah.
Close your eye.
Hey, yo.
Oh, my gosh.
Hey, not going to lie,
I never knew that you guys went through that
in the barber's chair.
I never thought that you guys got,
no, Jorge takes them.
And now I don't want them to get haircuts.
Because of that.
No, legit.
Now I do.
That's intentional pain on my children.
No, but look, if they don't get it now, then they're going to be a big baby like that.
Grown man.
Yeah.
Complaining.
28 years old and crying about it.
Some guy's going to go, it's just alcohol.
They warn you every single time.
They're like, all right, you're ready.
And then they do it and it still hurts every single time.
And that's only if you get a close shave or like a fade or any cut.
Well, they do it mainly when you, when you shave or like when you, like a.
When they cut really low.
With the blade?
With the,
the silver blade.
Yeah.
All the pelons get it out.
We never get like a shade.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
I feel your pain.
Yeah.
So every month for women,
every month there's this cramp that happens.
Right here on lower body, right?
And then sometimes we're just sitting down and then we just feel the pain we just feel.
We just feel, oh, I got to go to the restroom.
And then boom, hell of blood, hell of pain.
Hell of mood swings.
Hell of pimples.
Hell of chocolate.
This is every week, though.
And don't make a rest room.
That's only once a month.
Yeah.
That's only once a month.
I think if we combine four haircuts.
Yeah.
It'll equal the same pain?
Oh, yeah.
Have you guys ever gotten your eyebrows shredded?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It does.
But I don't think.
That was choice.
That was a choice.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I appreciate you letting us know the male suffering.
Yeah.
When you guys go through.
To satisfy women.
And that's why you guys leave the barbara and feel like
Such F boys after her?
I go to Target.
Does that lead to that?
Got to run some errands to shake the pain off.
Go to Ulta after, you know.
Will you caught her errands?
Well, look confusing, Ulta, make some new friends.
Shut up.
It's Power 106.
LA's number one for hip-hop.
Thank you, Greg.
Thank you for that.
What's up?
This is Be Real from Cypress Hill.
Where are you from, Esa?
Don't you know I'm local?
Local.
Local.
There is nothing.
Nothing I hate more in this world.
Nobody.
I hate more.
I hate more.
Them mosquitoes, dog.
Mosquitoes?
Anybody else hate mosquitoes?
Is it just me?
I hate these fools.
I hate them, too. I hate mosquitoes.
I hate them.
I want them dead.
I want their family dead.
I want it all burned to the ground.
I think about these pools.
I think about them in the winter, about how much I hate.
How you're ready to kill them?
Yes.
But in the winter, they hibernate.
Yeah.
But they come.
Spring, summer, they back again.
I literally count down.
If I'm running outside and I have me in a good day,
I just start thinking about mosquitoes
and how they're going to ruin another day in the future.
Wow.
I swear my love to say.
I hate mosquitoes, dog.
I feel you.
I just feel like I terminate mosquitoes like as soon as I see them.
So I'm like, they never really like an issue with me.
You're thinking about the big ones.
Yeah.
No, the little ones, dog.
It's the pregnant ones.
Oh.
The girls, mosquitoes are the only ones that bite.
And they suck your blood in order to help them procreate when they're pregnant.
Oh.
I hate, I never hate a pregnant person ever more in my life.
Then I hate a mosquito dog.
I will stand in the corner of the room
looking for this fool or this folette
just watching, just looking.
And it's the worst when you swing at them and miss, dog.
Yeah, the trick is you got to turn on the lights
and turn on the TV.
I've done that, bro.
I've done the new light thing.
I have this little racket that has zap all over there, right?
But when they sting you, don't they die?
No, that's a bee.
They can just keep going in.
Dog, I will purpose, be out,
like with everything showing, all of that.
Come get me.
Yes.
So they come in a bam.
Wild.
Because I would, and the boys sleep with me.
Yeah.
So I would rather them, because I've seen them on the babies.
Uh-huh.
And that just upsets me, dog.
Mosquitoes are savages.
You're like a mosquito vigilante at this point.
Like, you're like, come here.
Come in, you close.
I'm going to stand my ground.
Try me.
The best part about, like, mosquitoes, they have no purpose of just being food.
No purpose.
Like, they're just food for like fishies, frogs.
I've researched.
Because I've tried to help myself not hate them as much.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And sometimes, like, if you Google.
what the purpose of an animal is, it'll help you.
For example, like bees, you can hate them, but they actually are really good for the environment.
They die off.
It'd be bad.
Literally, mosquitoes do nothing but spread disease dog.
And even for the animals that they are food, there's other options.
Like if mosquitoes died out, the animal could eat another.
They would just change our diet.
But the only reason these fools do not, like, we don't just mass kill them.
Yeah.
Is because, but if we were to put a spray in the air, it would also kill other animals.
Yeah.
So the other animals are helping these.
Collateral damage.
Yeah.
It happens.
I say all of that to say.
If they die, they die.
Yeah.
I say all of that to say our government has actually thought of a plan for this.
So apparently back in 2014, and usually mosquitoes, they only target birds, right?
Is that the way they target me?
I'm kidding.
Just kidding.
In 2014, there's been a new species of mosquito around these parts that are targeting humans.
Like, they skip the birds.
Yeah.
They want army.
Right?
And so much so.
that there are now more mosquitoes being added to our, like, environment in order to kill off these mosquitoes that are ready to eat us.
Oh, let's add more mosquitoes.
To fight more mosquitoes.
Yeah.
So that's what they figured out.
Let's throw out more mosquitoes in order to kill these mosquitoes.
So it says they released 20,000 mosquitoes.
20,000 this week.
This week, all over!
Where do they have these mosquitoes?
Are they man-made mosquitoes?
They're like low-key.
lab kind of grown mosquitoes.
Let me tell you about them. Let me tell you about them though.
They're dude mosquitoes.
They're only dude mosquitoes that are, I think,
infertile or they have some type of bad sperm.
So the thing is, the goal is for them to mate
with those female mosquitoes with bad sperm
and then they don't have the babies.
That's crazy.
Dog, it's crazy.
Who approves this stuff?
I don't know. Me.
No, I'm not saying that.
Who approves like that we make mosquitoes in a lab?
I don't know, but I like, that person must have hated mosquitoes as much as I hate mosquitoes.
And it was like, you know what we do?
We get all the dude mosquitoes.
We freaking make them in fertile.
You have them do it.
It's going to work to the mosquitoes find honey packs.
Yeah.
I kind of want to be a mosquito now.
Okay.
And get this.
Get this.
Don't be killing these mosquitoes either.
Don't be killing the big fools.
They've been dyed to appear fluorescent under a black light.
Like they're low-key glow in the, glowing a black light.
I am
Robots.
These are AI mosquitoes.
A dark mosquito,
I am killing it.
It says it poses a near-zero risk to humans.
That's what they mean.
Near zero.
Who did this?
If I sacrificed my own body for these things to bite me so I could kill them,
I'm for these male fluorescent infertile mosquitoes to come
and help with this population that's targeting us.
Until they mutate.
Yeah.
And that's a new whole new problem.
out of their face.
I was very excited about this.
On my warm mosquitoes,
I really do feel like this is great technology.
No, this sounds like the beginning of a scary movie.
Scary movie.
For sure.
They release the mosquitoes.
Oh, no.
They mutated 20 years later.
Only they bite you.
Bro, they were sterilized by radiation.
Oh, my God.
They're dipping them in radiation.
We are doing.
We are doing.
Okay, let me read this.
Don't they watch scary movies?
I'm happy.
I'm like the evil.
Do you know what job of the hood is?
Huh?
Do you know what job of the hood is?
I think that's Star Wars?
Yes.
Okay.
That's how it starts.
But what happened?
You got to finish.
I just know the name.
Someone's going to get bit and they're going to turn into a freaking mutant.
Okay.
Yeah.
That sounds pretty cold.
The dudes don't bite.
It's the girls.
They always bite.
It's the pregnant girls.
Oh, says, let me read this to you.
This is a pilot program that launched this week.
Tens of thousands of irradiated lab-raised mosquitoes.
They've been.
sterilized by radiation, so the hope is that they'll find wild female mates impregnate them
with dead and sperm, rendering the resulting eggs worthless. Dog, I love this. I love this. Let's go.
Let's kill them. One thing for all. That's actually pretty funny. So they mate, and then he's like,
ha ha ha, just kidding, doesn't work. Gatsha. I got snit babies. No babies.
Still hit. Yeah. I still hit it, though. Shooting blanks.
Snit mosquitoes.
I hate mosquitoes so bad that this makes me happy.
Just wanted you guys to know.
So if you see any glow in the dark, mosquito, just let them live off.
They're out here.
Hey, my boy, I know you shooting blanks, boo.
I'm going to say I got you.
I'm going to shoot blanks?
You want to shoot blank?
Yeah.
I'll let it see it.
Keep it here.
It's bad one of those things.
Hey!
Sambra Sala with Angie.
The Meggala went down last night.
Yes.
And the celebrities did not disappoint you guys.
They disappointed Angie.
I think pretty is funny.
Angelica, you lie.
You're lying.
Where is it?
Where is it?
Say, Vic.
He be lying!
Hey, yeah, come on.
No, listen, is it?
Okay, the theme was like,
The Garden of Time,
paired with the new exhibition,
Sleeping Beauty.
Hold on.
Please say that's so awakening.
The Garden of Time.
The Garden of Time.
Paired with the new exhibition
of Sleeping Beauty's reawakening fashion.
Peered?
Oh, my gosh.
These themes are wild.
The Garden of Time,
so everyone looked old.
So basically.
basically in the Met Gala
it's like a costume party
Yeah
So that's why we always think these celebrities
They're showing up with the costume party
A very very rich costume
Very rich costume party
We're wealthy
You guys don't get fashion
That's why
No listen look
We neither bro
Cardi B was there
She was wearing like the biggest dress
From the whole Meggala
She had like nine men that had to help her
Like walk through because it was so big
Jesus
Then you saw Kim Kardashian
and everyone was just like concerned about her tiny little ways.
They were saying like,
how can she even breathe on that corset?
Yeah.
Low-key, it was like her waist was like really tiny.
As big as my head or something.
Yeah, I'm hoping you can put these up somewhere so we can see.
Oh, I will.
They will be at Brownback Mornings 101.
106 on Instagram.
Oh, my, her waist is tiny.
It's super tiny.
It's like the size of your head of a head.
It's tiny.
I don't know about that one.
No, tiny.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Greg got to begin.
I know.
Then there was like Tyler.
She was show.
She showed up and like.
Tyler, to me, Tyler,
She looked.
She looked bossed.
Her dress was like, it was covered in sand.
She was a sand.
Yeah.
Yeah, I get it.
It's a garden.
Water.
Yeah.
Oh, water.
Water and sand.
Carol G.
showed up like as a garden fairy.
Yeah.
So everyone had to look like something.
Somebody showed up as a vase.
Oh, that's tight.
A face?
I didn't see that one.
Somebody showed up as like a vase.
Like a class ass old like looking.
It looked like that.
Oh, that would have been.
That would look cool.
I don't know who was shooting all these photos, but I swear, even like on the
Vogue and all that.
A lot of these photos look terrible.
Maximo would never.
No, I don't know what it is.
They look like.
Terrible us and how?
I don't know.
Lighting.
Do you guys remember ever when we used to have Instagram,
we used to have like this,
they still has the filters,
but everyone would use the Instagram filters?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then there's also the option to make it more like,
not saturated, but I get.
Like,
like defined?
Yeah, I don't know.
And then it would make every crevice that you have show every week.
Everything, everything.
It's like they were shooting in that filter.
The filter that's just extra defined, right?
Because, yes, people that normally look a bomb from a Kim Kardashian to a J-Lo.
Even Carol G., who I think she always looks incredible, they looked like Arugadas a little bit.
They looked their age.
Yeah.
Right?
Well, Carol G.
Yeah, she's my age.
Tyler is amazing.
Tyler did look at least amazing.
Tiled it.
But some, I'm saying, some celebrities in this photo.
looked a little, in these photos
that naturally don't look like that, right?
Normally don't look like that in Met Gallo photos.
Usually they look like softer.
Yeah, but now that you said the theme
and there are cameras, even vlogging cameras
that'll make you look softer, that'll help you out.
It seems like that was off.
Maybe the camera was wearing a costume too.
Maybe.
Well, the theme was Garden of Time or whatever.
Yeah, the Garden of Time.
Maybe it'll shoot out of a base instead of a...
Maybe it was shooting out of a Doja Cat's fit.
I know.
Because I was going to talk about Doja Cat.
Because she came in like the most like in a wet t-shirt.
She said the last.
Nice.
And I didn't get it because I'm like everyone.
Not complaining.
No, it was just weird because it's like everyone's coming in theme and why are you coming in a wet t-shirt?
I do think that is in theme.
Yeah.
After she explained it.
I was like, oh no, she explained it.
I'm like, oh, okay, I see where you're going with this.
I know that people are going to do flowers, but my flower of choice is the most used flower and it's cotton.
and so I wanted to do a white t-shirt
also because a white t-shirt is timeless
and it felt very poetic to choose this
and I knew it wasn't going to blend in too much
and I don't really like to blend in
so we went with this
She's being sarcastic
She has been sarcastic but it makes it no
Didn't she also wear a towel? Was that the same?
She wore a towel out of the hotel and then she
big long t-shirt like low-key like the 3x
Yeah like somewhere someone's missing their pro club
That's she's making
music video before.
No.
No.
You guys,
this one makes the most
sense to me
because we have all
been in the yard
playing with a mangera
getting wet.
No.
This feels the most like us.
Like if we would wear
any of that,
we'd be wearing a shirt
that's wet because we all played
water balloons
or we played with the water hose
in the summertime.
That's how you end up.
She's a troll,
but also that's pretty iconic
because people are always
going to talk about it.
Yeah.
Her mascara was running.
A wet t-shirt.
And then also
wet t-shirt.
Yeah, it was.
It was.
But that's the thing is, like, her new man is, like, a super fashion guy that, like, owns a brand vietments or something like that.
So it's like, she's doing this, like, talking to real fashion people, and it's like, oh, that's genius, let's do it.
Yeah, this is her meat dress.
Did she do a leap of?
Yeah, I can't see on the radio.
Oh, she looked good.
Yeah.
So you can now have to put it up in brown bag.
Or make sound effects.
She's great.
Do a leap of.
Oga.
Can we get her?
Yeah.
Okay, now I can picture.
Yeah, I can picture.
Oh, okay, I get it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, but the one that everyone in myself, I was waiting for to come out was Rihanna.
Mm-hmm.
And Homegirl never came.
She never showed up.
And apparently, sources are saying that she came down with the flu.
She literally said, I can't go out.
I'm sick.
Supposedly.
But I don't believe her.
Because, like, a couple of weeks ago, they had asked her, Vogue had asked her, like, hey, are you excited?
What are you going to wear?
and her answer, just, it seemed like she didn't want to go.
Met Gala's coming up, and you are literally the queen of the ball.
So, besides wearing, of course, Fenty Beauty.
I'm coming in as an extra this year.
I'm coming for dinner.
What's your outfit going to look like?
Really, like, chill.
Yeah, I know.
You think I'm lying.
It's chill.
Like just one color?
Like black, white?
Just, just, well.
Why are you leaning into Simple this year?
Because I'm a mom.
I don't got time for a lot of shit.
That's true
She's a mama too.
I feel her because
But yeah I think she was lying
Because she was just an F1 with Rocky
Yeah
She did not look sick
Yeah she did not look sick
Yeah she did not look annoyed
Yeah
But I think it's like yeah
It's understandable
Because it's like what people got to understand
This is like a month long process
To prepare for it
Gotta get this
Got to get this fitted
Got to go with my theme
Got to talk to stylist
Got to get this Taylor
So it's like
To do all that
In preparation
It's like she was probably just like, dude, I'm behind.
I haven't even started.
Like, I'm good.
Like, I'll just show.
Right.
Do wait for Rihanna because there's a lot of, there's a lot of celebrities that go.
Yeah.
But people will wait for Rihanna to come.
Yeah.
And she'll come late.
But it doesn't matter.
It's Rihanna.
It's Rihri.
We're going to wait.
So, yes, people were waiting for her to do that.
But then I think priorities hit her.
Yeah.
Like, dog, why I'm going to go play dress up.
Yeah.
When I literally have.
And having one kid lies to you.
You get your first kid.
And then you think, like,
Oh, this.
is the best because that first kid is always chill too.
Yeah.
And you're like, I can have another one.
That second one is rookies, right?
So having two kids is different than having one.
Yeah.
Like, legit.
Like, it's just more little.
And she's just like, she also looks like she's like in like a place of like peace.
Oh, yeah.
It's like this.
To me, like it looks cool.
Like you get the looks.
You get the photos.
But it looks stressful.
Like, and I'm sure everyone takes hours to get ready.
She's probably not trying to talk to anyone.
She's not trying to talk about the Drake Kendrick beef.
She's no key part of it too.
Like she's been brought into it.
She's got to get babysitters.
The only person mad that she didn't go is probably Rocky because he's a fashion guy.
I can't go for myself.
He wanted to wear another cobiha.
Oh, last year.
Yeah, they showed up late too.
That's what I'm saying.
Everyone was waiting, but it was just, she never showed up.
The queen of the med gala never showed up.
You have to be invited to go there, huh?
Yeah, not anyone.
You have to pay.
You have to pay.
You have to pay.
It is like $70,000 or something like that.
If you get no plus one.
Yeah.
You pay and you have to get invited.
Yeah.
You have to get invited to pay.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
But it all keeps the MET.
I've been running.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
The actual like, oh, yeah, yeah.
It's a museum.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah, my invite was probably lost in the middle or something.
I think so.
Oh, yeah.
Definitely, Greg.
All right.
Well, thank you for them.
All right.
That's it for Sombrezella.
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I'm not up on modern technology.
Tech.
Yes.
On tech
No
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Take my shirt off
I'm gonna take it off one day
Don't do that please
You're gonna ruin the song
It makes me want to take my shirt off
No
No
Don't do that
Make a new intro
That doesn't make you want to take your shirt off
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Don't be that
Keep your shirt on it
It's part of the company policy
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Well in your nom tech news
Oh so it's tech news
Plus nom news
At the same dang time
Tech nom.
Technom.
Okay, hold on.
TechNOM.
TechNOM news.
Hold on, let's start over.
Oh, sorry.
I'm not up on modern technology.
Tech, yes.
No.
No.
Okay, what's going down?
All right.
Florida recently had a convention that's called the restaurant show.
And it's a place where a bunch of companies that, you know, are in the food business and the food industry.
They show like new technology, new products.
Okay.
And Heinz, the company, the ketchup creates ketchup and different condiments.
That's how you said?
They created a new machine.
Wait.
I'm sorry, brother.
Hold on.
How do you say, Dadgy?
Okay, don't laugh, but I always say Haynes.
That's not bad.
So what do you call the underwear?
Haynes just spelled differently.
San Ana.
I love you.
San Ana.
San Ana.
They did well.
Look at us.
Okay.
Heinz.
Heinz.
Heinz.
Heinz.
Heinz.
Heinz, like Heinz,
Cozman.
Yes.
Heinz called Heinz
Well, Heinz created a new machine
called the remix machine.
Uh-oh.
And what it does it,
you guys seen the soda machines
that lets you pick what type of soda you want?
Oh, yeah.
Coca-Cola freestyle?
Yes.
So the Coca-Cola freestyle machine,
this version is the same kind of deal
except is for sauces.
ketchup,
mayonnaise.
This ranch and you're able to remix your own sauces.
And you get to choose.
So if you choose ketchup, you can choose to add like, yeah, like spice to it.
Give me some buffalo mayonnaise right now.
Wow.
That's disgusting.
What?
What?
Buffalo ma'am?
Keep your ranch is separate, guys.
Just one ranch.
Or ranch ketchup, keep it all separate.
Give me some barbecue mustard right now.
No.
You trim.
Give me some spicy ketchup with the patio and ketchup.
Yes.
Yep.
Cach up.
Cach up stays catch up.
Ranch stays ranch.
Buffalo rent.
No.
No.
Because to be honest, one inconvenience that we have, and we shouldn't, because this is America, man, first world country, please.
Right.
Is having to take, open a packet and then spreading me, opening another packet.
Right.
And then it's like, no, I need to know.
Yes.
That is distrust.
Yes.
Especially like, so, like, if I were going anywhere and I order, like, lemon pepper wings, I get ranch and I get buffalo.
Me too.
And I dip in both.
Yeah, you mix it.
What's going to make me mad is that I'm going to get ketchup from the machine.
Catchup.
That's weird.
You say ketchup weird.
Haynes ketchup.
I know I'm going to get ketchup.
What are your USDA?
And I know I'm going to be tasting ranching it because ranch had just came out of it from another person.
You get me?
Like I feel like those soda machines if I get like a soda.
That's only at the ice cream machine.
No, I can still taste the other soda that just came out.
No, and water comes out before all of it.
That's why you know put your cup first.
Bro, these machines are so high tech, bro.
Modern technology.
Modern technology.
Modern technology.
Modern technology, okay?
Yeah.
Yeah, they would never do us like that.
No, man.
I know.
It's going to piss me off if I taste ranch and my ketchup.
That is disgusting.
Whoever mixes it, gross.
You probably don't like your food to touch.
Yeah.
You have LCT.
You have all I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
I want to mix it all.
Can you not mix my sauce and my rice?
Everybody's gross.
Ranch and ketchup.
Ranch and ketchup?
It's the bad.
Yeah, bro.
Give us some barbecue in and outspread.
Okay.
For all of us gross people besides Greg.
Yeah.
Because Greg's also the person that if you touch his food or if you ask for his
piece,
just take all of it.
I don't want it anymore.
I feel like you have some sort of eating disorder.
Double dipping your sauce?
Fire.
Okay, so now you are not involved in this conversation.
Should we put on him?
Yeah, yeah, no, I want to get out.
You know what?
I'm out of here.
We kick it up.
I have too much sauce.
I want to talk about my buffalo guacamole in peace, okay?
Whoa.
That's a little bit.
That's too far?
I've gone too far?
Yeah.
That's gross.
Oh.
That was a lot.
That was disgusting.
You took it too far.
You took it way too far.
Yeah, man.
As I was asking for it.
I was going to ask what your sauces mixtures are, but I flared at them and we're out of time.
Okay, so is it take yes or take no?
Tech yes.
Yeah.
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