Brown Bag Mornings - Ep. 207 Broke Boyfriend Rapper Angel Investor Brown Bag Mornings (5/8/24)

Episode Date: May 8, 2024

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Simp or Pimp BIMP SIMS SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN S SIN S S SIN Good job, little babies You guys got it It's only Wednesday I didn't overthink it today Well Gucci Mane was in an interview

With his wife The podcast is called All Things Kisha Kour Kior? Kiyah Kior And she had her husband Gucci on there and they were just talking about their relationship or she was asking him about his relationship she was interviewing her man about a relationship how great am i go right and she was asking like how is your relationship successful and why don't you argue like what is that you guys don't argue and this is what he said thanks mea top of my head uh you know i run everything by my wife you know

I'm secure enough to, you know, there's no issue. You know, so my wife is very successful. It don't intimidate me. It actually motivate me. So. Gucci me and say this? He's talking about his wife. Which is it?

Yes. To his wife. To his wife. As if she's not in front of him. Yes. Like if that's a stranger. I just noticed that right. He said, I run everything by her was like the main thing.

So he's like, I'm comfortable enough to run everything by her. Nice. But the funniest thing is like he's saying my wife. to his wife. Yeah. This is Gucci, man. This is the guy that said, girls are like buses.

Miss one, 15 minutes, next one's coming. This is him. That was old, what happened? Old Gucci Man. That was before he went in jail

and, or prison, I should say, he went and he gave her a lump sum of money and she returned. Yeah, she returned with like 10 times that money and invested it and made all this money.

So it's like, yeah, there's not another one 15 minutes gonna come just like that one. Right. And he continued to talk about her. This is what he said. To be honest, you're my secret weapon.

You know what I'm saying? I wouldn't recommend marriage for everybody. I want to say everybody, you know, I would hope that they have a happy marriage. But I want to tell people to just marriage any girl or any woman, you know what I'm saying. So there's your answer, Greg. Yeah, it's not for everyone. It's not for everybody. But when you find the one, you got to marry her.

Here's what he says. I see nothing simple about this. No, I mean, I was just wondering if him being interviewed. interviewed by his wife and then talking in third person. Yeah, the way that he's talking to her, it's crazy. It's like, that's your girl. Whatever they're doing is working, so I can't even simp them for that. No, I mean, they actually are a successful happy marriage and, you know, they're both bosses.

It's role play. Roleplay. I like the interview interviewing a rapper. How many times have you seen interviews like, oh, they want to smash? Oh, they want to do with the interviewer. Well, then they really do. Yeah. They smashed after

Yeah, he did. Shout out Gucci. He smashed a girl the interview. He's like, he's like, all right, I'm the OG rapper. Yes. On this podcast and you're the sexy podcast. All right, go.

Now ask me who's on my album. Ask me about my wife. So this is kinky. It is kinky. And low key, nothing Gucci Main does is anything less than Pimp because it's Gucci Main and he has tear down. I'm by his eye for reason.

Oh, yeah, for sure. And he's a successful businessman, and she is too. We're proud of them. So are we Pimp, Pim, Perman? We're gonna Pim, Pim. Oh, yeah. That's right. Pimp!

Let's go, Kendrake. Keep in here. Spire 106. What's the word? Word on Rosecrans. Roads. Word on Rosecrans. The word is,

Future is dropping his third album of 2024 this Friday. Yes. Third album already? Yes. Third album of this year and it's dropping the same day as Gunas. Okay. So this Friday, May 10th, Future and Gunna, will be dropping new projects.

Futures is called We Still, Still, Still, Still, Still, Still, Don't Trust You. No, it's not. Okay, no, it's not. He hasn't announced the name yet. But he tweeted, F yo album, Ish ain't slapping like my mixtape. Then he tweeted May 10th. Then he tweeted mixtape Pluto.

Okay, so it's mixed tape. Yeah, it's a project. So he, then Gunna tweeted a couple hours ago, he said, F what them boys talking about. And people are thinking they're subliminally talking to each other because Gunna also has an album dropping May 10th titled One of One. Right. And people are speculating they don't like each other because of young Thug.

You know, while Future and Thugger are still very close, Gunna was locked up with Thug as a part of the YSL RICO case in Georgia, but he signed what's called an Alfred Pleaeton, deal that got them released from jail and people don't know if young thug is okay with that because the general consensus is that by signing that plea deal everybody thinks gonna say yes oh you're cooperating exactly yeah yeah so people are thinking that now they're subliminally like going against each other head to head um and competing against each other for who will sell more that that uh future and gonna not future and gun gonna not future and got future and gunn't

definitely are not at good terms with each other yeah that seems young thugs literally made an album talking smack from jail about Gunna. Right? There's been, like, there's been mixed, like, messaging that's going on because they say that they communicate sometimes and they say they don't and they say they like it. Gunna says? No. Yeah.

Well, the weirdest thing is that, like, young stoner life records, which is, you know, young thugs label, they still post Gunna all the time. Like, they literally, like, while he's on tour, right. Right now, they're posting pictures of him on tour. So he's still on that label. So that's the most confusing part. I mean, but if there is a contract, they want to make their money back? You belong to me.

Yeah. No, that's, you know, but it's also just, it confuses like from the outside. For sure. Right. Just like, wait, how is he not part of that, but he's still part of it. I think the biggest tell is that people have chosen sides with each other between them. And if there was no beef, why would people be choosing sides? One of them being future.

Yeah. Which is seemingly chose Young Thug side. people like even Drake has gone anti-Gunna on songs I know I'm not tripping I know I've heard all of this stuff Almost everybody has gone against gunna Like it's like gunna's like on an island now With just Chloe Bailey I think

As it pertains to the south Yeah it's like nobody's really like on his side He doesn't really have a lot of rap friends anymore But if they were homies why would they need to be on his side or not So it's kind of telling that they're not Right hold each other Youngth is still going through trial, by the way.

I know. Probably like the longest trial in that history of that courtroom. Yeah. So we'll see. May 10th, the showdown. That's pretty. Future album. Yeah.

It's about to be summer and that's another future album? I know. I'm ready. And if it's just a future album. So no metro. No metro on it. Probably Metro production but probably other production as well. For sure.

It's going to be great. No. Absolutely. All right. All right. Look, Rapalot Records artist, Finesse two times is losing custody of his 11 year old artist King, okay? So you may have heard of finesse two times before, but if you haven't, you've probably

heard this. It's cool when they do it. It's a problem when I do it. Yeah, that was viral all over TikTok, over like 100 million views on YouTube, all that stuff. Literally. All right. Well, he's an artist with an artist of his own. His artist is named King, who's 11 years old.

And earlier this week, he posted on Instagram that he may lose custody of the kid, okay, sharing a heartfelt message about their bond. And according to him, King is not. not in an inappropriate environment. He said, and I quote, far as shooting dice and cursing, he was doing that 10 years before I ever met him. Wait.

Even though the kid is 11. He's been doing that since he was born, apparently. When you say losing custody, I don't know, I'm a parent. Yeah, that's good. It's essentially they're going to take him away from because he's like a legal guardian of him, right? I thought that was his son and his artist at the same time. No, it's just his artist. But obviously, if like,

he's rolling around with them. He has to be like a guardian, right? But they're taking that away from him because they're saying, oh, he's in an inappropriate environment. It's because he signed to the record label. Exactly. That technically makes him. Yeah.

No, that's watching over him. He's watching over him. But he's saying that that's going to be done pretty soon. That wouldn't legally. No. Gentry was never 310 babies legal guardian, even though 310 baby was 17 when he signed him. I feel like there's something.

I don't know. No, that's his boss. Yeah. But this guy was a legal guardian. Like an actual legal guardian. To this kid that actually happens to rap. Exactly. Yeah.

But he's saying that he's not an inappropriate environment. He's been doing everything he's been doing for 10 plus years. It's crazy. I mean, because the kid is still little. And I'm sure in the rap scene, like a lot of things go on. And that kid is, you know, we don't know the environment he grew up in. But clearly he does things for social. And if a 10-year-old or 11-year-old, like, it's tricky.

And he's a artist that's 11-year-old and, like, cursing. So it's not like when we had, like, a little Romeo, and he was, like, refraining from cursing, being more family-friendly. People are like, hey, why is he saying these things? What's the 11-year-old's music like? It's just pretty vulgar. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's very vulnerable.

It's not kids. No, it's not kids' bob for all. What was the kid's name again? King. King. Yeah, king. Yeah, so he's no longer going to. to be with finesse two times and he's really sad about it.

Because they said they grew... Finesse is really sad about it. Yeah, they said they grew a strong bond. So... Okay. Yeah, we'll see what happens. All right, that was your word on Rose Cranes. I'm Rose Cranes.

I'm Rose Cranes. Vibre Brawnberg. What's up? This is Be Real from Cypress Hill. Where are you from, Es? Don't you know I'm local? All right, you fool stole too much. You got caught on camera way too much. And now they're taking this one privilege that we all had away from us.

What did it? What did you do, Greg? The Steelers over there. You little, I'm going to take this. They won't see if I swipe it on my, I don't want something else. Or they won't see if I just put it in the bag. Self-checkout lanes, okay? What?

There is a proposed California bill that will limit the amount of self-checkout lanes, which then is going to encourage them to, like, we were moved altogether. Yeah. Because the restrictions that it's setting that this proposed California bill is setting now is pretty, it's going to make you not want to use the self-checkout. First of about 10 items are. list. If it has any type of tag or anything that has to be removed, you got to go to

like an actual person for it. Yeah. Yeah. They're going to do like, I guess, two per, like they're going to have one worker supervising two at a time. So I just watching you the whole time. So you're used to like one worker doing like 20. Yeah. So I can't get the next box for the price of bananas. No, you cannot. Well, what I loved about those is they always had a

two for one deal. No, they never had a two for one deal. Yes, they did. And they had free bags. They never had Free bags. It was fresh checkout. It was always free bags. That's why it's getting removed from us. But this was my strategy all along. Oh, okay, Drake.

Honestly, fighting against the machines. Me too. Because it's like you're taking away jobs from great people. It's like when I go to the checkout line, I want that. I want attitude. I want attitude from the cashier. You know what I'm saying? I want them to like card me and ID me and like that's what I want.

I don't want this two for one stuff. Yeah, and I want them to count my bananas. I don't want to count my own bananas. Yeah. You know what I want them to like touch my avocados as I'm checking out. You know what I'm saying? That is pretty gross. That is very gross.

Yeah, I don't know what. What? What? See, one starts, the other one goes and they take it way too far. But you know what that means? I mean, no self-checkout lines. That means there's going to be 20 lines and still only one register open. Yeah.

Yeah. So they say they are doing this to also encourage more employee employment. Yes. You know, because since we're all turning to target employees looking. Yeah, we do. Well, we're at self-checkout. It's the worst, man, because sometimes there's people that don't know how to use it and you just look at them. None of those went through cashier training.

I did. I did. I did. You did? Yeah. Only Vic went through cashier training. Bag him and tagging. We're just trying to figure out, like, how do I put the skew number?

What do I put over here? The worst is that you have to put the item in the bagging area and doesn't let you continue without doing that? I had it where I put it in the bagging area and it still tells me that I have it. And I'm like, what do I put there? I put my phone. Seriously. What about when you try to check out medicine? They say you're not old enough to buy it on your own?

Or with the gum packs fall on your bag? Oh, yeah. Oh, man, I hate that. And then those cameras that they have right there humble you because they just look so bad. I know. They're just staring right back at you. I was like, oh, that's how I look. That's me?

Yeah. That's the mugshot they go on you. They're getting the highlight reel of me doing two for one. I always liked it. Because did you ever play grocery when you're little? Yeah. And you played like you were the cashier. Yeah.

Now it's real life grocery. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And they still ask for a tip? That would be great. We become employees with no benefits. So we do at least let the employees get it. But yeah, they're saying that this new bill, which is going to limit and restrict, like, the amount of items you go with and stuff like that, that is just going to make you just not even want to go through them and then just go to, like, a regular person.

No, that's perfect. Yeah. That's what I've been fighting against this whole time. I don't believe that. I haven't. Yeah. That was the price of time. That was the price of it.

they had to pay the two-for-one stuff and like Greg's like PS5 banana or whatever that's the price they had to pay for removing like our hardworking California employees I agree I agree yeah yeah I love interaction having conversation they want to skim some off the top so are we yesterday I realized I go to Target too much I love the lady was like hey get to see you again hey see you soon oh there you know you know you are you're in Van Nu which is your target don't don't tell anybody no but I'm wearing his glasses so no one knows who I am. Do you go to the Loro Canyon Target?

Do you go to the Laurel Canyon Target? That was allowed. No, go to this hidden target on Raymer. A hidden target? There's a hidden target. There is. It's like in the middle of factories. Bro, have you ever went to a target that's like half a target?

Yes. There's one over here that's just like a little strip. Half a target? Yeah, they're trying. It's probably only the grocery and like one little part. So what's the rest of it? In Tupperware. Oh, one of those, yeah.

But like, you never know what each one. has. So like some of them will have this, you have that. No, literally you walk in like, oh, can I get this? Nope, that's another target. Target to like a box of chocolate. All right, well, shout out Target. Shaggart had nothing to do with it. Self-checkout lanes.

Kind of for your bill. That part. Brownback mornings, 5106, Buenos Aires. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. How are you? Doing great. Oh, me too. Me too. I'm doing great too. It feels like episode of Dora to explore. Yeah.

Do you know what? what bag is? Which way should I go? When I talk to myself, people think I'm crazy, huh? Yeah. Well, you're facing the law. And then you start hitting your head. Oh, crazy.

Hey, don't, you're supposed to leave that part out. Okay. We're talking. You drive with a helmet on. Yeah. Hey, shout out, boy. We got a shout-out. Cruz wants to shout out his girlfriend, Janet.

She listens from Englewood. Come on, Janie. What's up, baby girl? What a new? Morning. La Stomper wants to give a shout out to her Sancho and wants to tell him she misses him and to unblock her. Wow.

It's real. It's real. It's a real DM. La Stomper is Sancho. You know who you are. You get stomped on all the time. She misses you in the cut. And unblock her.

The extra no way. Unblock her. Yeah. She stoms you up. Yeah. Make the text blue again. You're really high. wants to give a shout out to the boys from Walnut Pony

baseball. They're playing in the championship this Saturday. Come on the boys for Wanda Pony Baseball. Let's go. That's a very odd name for your baseball, but okay. Paola wants to give a shout out to her kids Gianni, Gianni, Emma, and Kalin. But she wants to give a shout out to her nieces and nephews because apparently I got their names wrong

and I need to get their names right this time. Which he does that all the time. It's Zyra, Zadin, and Adabelle. Ezra. And what did you say? Apparently I said Jaden. I said Zira Jaden. Okay.

Zaira and Zaden. Zayden. Zara Zadon. Oh, oh, Zara Zayden. Okay, Super Satan. Yeah. That's what it comes by. Super Sain.

That's an everyday name of I hear all the time. So common. Like there's John and then there's Zara Zayden. How do you get that confused, right? It sounds very common. I don't know. Next time I'm for it on you. Okay.

And then a shout out to Lindsay, aka Star, on her way of Heritage High School from her Tia at Mona. Hey. Is it our Mona? Yes, that's great. Oh, you go, Mona. Okay, what is she doing? What's going on? She's on the school.

Okay, she's on her way to school. Have a great day at school. You're so amazing. Make good choices. You're going to be awesome. Is that who you went to Jumbo Juice with yesterday? Yes. Oh, look.

Oh, wow. I took your Tia's attention from you while you guys are spending quality time. I'm so sorry. But enjoy your day at school. Oh, that's so sweet. And then we got birthdays as well. Hold on. I want to shout out Jorgeo.

Horito is Star of the Week at school. Wow. I didn't know till 5 o'clock this morning. Wow. But he's like, hey, Mom, I'm supposed to fill out this big old poster and color it and do a, like, write all about me and color a family portrait. Nice. Get something that I'm going to do for show and tell. So I'm like, okay, I guess that's what we're doing.

At 5 in the morning. Wow. How long did you have to? I don't know. Oh, you didn't tell you at all. But he didn't know until this one. morning and I'm like, okay, let's see. You want to take this lip clothes or no?

You want to take this fork? You know those rushed homework? Yeah, exactly. He's gonna make the best of it. He's horito. He's like, start of the week. Oh, yeah. He should take his chest metal.

Wow. He should. Like, because he plays chess for six year old. But yeah, he starved the week at Coolidge Elementary. So shout on him. Nice. Six years old play chess. Yeah.

It's amazing. I've never played chess in my life. Life is test, not checkers, brother. Yeah. That's right. Is this the same game? No. Go to the birthday, shout-outs.

But yeah, shout-a-shadourito. Thank you for making me rush this morning. Happy birthday to Liz Daniel. Oh, wait. Liz Daniel and Alejandra want to give Sophia a happy sweet 16th birthday. Oh, Sophia, happy 16. They all sent me a DM separately. Like, we need to tell Sophia a happy birthday.

That's amazing. You are so loved. We could never at 16 and be that love. So her uncles and her aunts are living. Everybody. That's awesome. All of them sent me DMs like, we need to tell Sophia to her 16th birthday.

Please, she listens every morning. She's a big fan. Oh, Sophia. Oh, Sophia. Yeah, Happy birthday to say, MJ wants to give a birthday shootout to his son, Jonas. He turns 10 today.

Jonas. And I'm going to say Roscio wants to. Roscio. It's very easy name. Superbrose. Rocio. Rocio. Rocio.

Wrocio. Want to give a birthday shootout to his little brother, Sergio from his little sister. Oh, wait. It's a dude name Roscio? Yeah. Okay. Wait, from his brother's sister. No, the girl.

Oseo wants to give her little brother a shout-out. Sergio. Sergio from her favorite sister. Did he say from her brother's sister? Yeah, I got it backwards. Oh, no, man. Oh, my God. Rosio.

Who's going to do shout-outs? One of the ones has to be able to read good. I can read. I was pretty good at reading. Okay. That's what the glasses did. Yeah. Okay.

Rosio. Not rolling the arms. Rosio wants a birthday shout-out for her little. Her little brother. Bro, Dio. Sergio. From his favorite sister. Sergio, got it.

Sergio, you see where, I want to do a shootout on Greg right now. Sergio, happy birthday to you. Jonas, happy birthday to you. Let's get ready. All right. Greg, you need to leave this, all right? You need to make up for. Ready?

Yeah, go. Blah, blah, blah. Bow. Bow, bow. Bow. Bow. Bow. That's a birthday shootout for you.

My brothers. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean phone line. We got you for. The homie help line.

Lorena needs our help. All right. She sent us a DM and said, Hey, Brown Bag, I need help. I feel bad asking this, but I feel it's necessary now. I love when you guys feel bad for asking us. Right?

It's the last one. Very good for us. Yeah. Keep feeling bad. All right. She said, my name is Lorena, and I've been with my man for seven years. Everything's good between us,

and I don't have much to complain about. My only problem is my man swears he's a rapper. All right. She said at first it wasn't a problem because it was a hobby. He did it on his free time and didn't go out to make music. Recently he's been investing a lot of our money into videos, goes out for content, and has just been spending money on dumb things. I've been trying to be supportive, but if I'm being honest, the music isn't good.

She said, it hurts me to say this because I love him. But if the music was good, I would be in his corner. Like, legit, the music sucks. And I've tried being supportive. Help me. Do I tell him to stop? It's time to stop or let him be and hope he figures it out on his own. I just don't want him to be spending our savings for studio sessions and outfits.

Help me out, Brown Bag. He's chasing his dreams. With their money. Their money. Yeah. Our money. And I guess if he was talented. If it was good and it was like the money and you're like, okay, I see a potential.

Yeah. Possibility. You know, it'd be like an investment, but he sucks. What probably happened is she started hearing like the music and like seeing the videos and he's like flaunting their like laundry money. And it's like, hey, we needed that. Like that's for rent. Like can you please deposit it back in the bank when you're done? Right.

What if instead of like outfits and stuff like that? pay for a ghost writer? Yeah, I could do that. To help your man you day? Maybe. I don't know. A ghost writer and a ghost producer, maybe. I mean, I feel like we all have friends that make music and it is an investment.

It's a lot of time. Studio sessions, all of that. Studio sessions. Even just like, she's like, oh, content. Like, you have to pay someone to shoot unless you're shooting yourself. Right. Like, and they're just different. The time you invest is just as much as the money you invest.

True. But also, how does she know that it isn't good? Like, if it's probably heard it already. subjective? No, I know. She's heard it, but like, what if it's like, it's not meant for maybe her, but it's, like, good to other people? Probably has, like, 20 listens. I think there would be some measure, because at this point, she's an angel investor or she's like... You know what I'm saying? Or when you invest in somebody, you have to like what you're investing in. You got to believe in the person. You know what I'm saying? He should make music for her and maybe she'd like it more.

And she would be a balance. There should be a balance. That's what she is at this point. Doug. So she would need to somehow be something she's cool with, you know? Yeah. Yeah. She does say, like, it was in a problem when it was a hobby and he didn't go out. Yeah.

So it's like maybe. When he was just doing it in the room or maybe just, like, rapping while they're cooking. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I feel like it's probably the lyrics. Like, I got so much money. I got so many women. And then she's just like, what are money?

You don't. You come home. What are you talking about? You don't have any women. Try to tell me something? Is this me? Is this me? Why'd you call me a bee?

Oh my God. I thought it was your wife. And I just want you to know when you're starting something because if this was just a hobby, you're not going to be the greatest. Right. You know?

Even the greatest had to kind of suck at first or sound like someone else at first and stuff like that, you know? They always say that Kobe kind of mimicked a Jordan style until he found his own. I know Kendrick's earlier mixtapes he was kind of sounding like Little Wayne because that was one of his favorite rappers

until he came into his own. you know what I'm saying? Everyone kind of just mimics until they get it there. Maybe he's in that stage where he just sounds like lefty gunplay. Maybe he's in that stage right now. He's from Wednesday to Wednesday. He's from Wednesday to Wednesday. You know what I mean?

He's like, if letty do it, I can do it. He'll get there. I don't know if he's got to believe. Lefty has a Mayback. Maybe he'll get a Mayback one day. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, he probably saw the Mayback and he's like, enough. Yeah.

I need to give this my all. Babe, where's the stash? Yeah, where's your stagie? I'm gonna get us a maid back, I'll be back. And he did it. No, not at all. Okay, let's help Lorena out in any girl that's being the supportive girl to her aspiring rapper boyfriend.

Or just a hobby in general. Yeah. Or any type of other thing, right? There's enough girls that are supported to rappers. A lot of angel investors. A lot of angel investors. There's some dudes out there supporting the girl with, With painting nails.

That's different. That's a sponsor. Your glue is so good, girl. Yeah, the way you glue it. You're going to be the biggest lash tech in America, girl. At some way, though, the lash stuff gets you money back. Like, you're taking clients. What is he, how is he getting money right now?

True. He's just spanned. He's certified stepping, that's why. For the record, this is not a story about left. No, it's not. No, he has a made bag. He's a millionaire. OTR.

He's an OTR superstar. Okay. 818 52059. That's 818 52059. How will we help Lorenna? She says, do I tell my man that it's time to stop or let him be and hope he figures it out on his own? I just don't want him spending our savings for studio sessions, outfits, etc. Your girl doesn't believe in you anymore?

Wow. He's going to make a song, my girl, don't believe. Maybe that's what he needs. Maybe that breaks up and he comes up. Can you let the listener say that. Give it here. Oh my gosh. You guys have to hear what just happened.

So we're talking clearly about these rap dreams that, hey, you guys are entitled to your dreams. Yeah. And you need a partner that's supportive of your dreams, right? Whether it's a hobby or whether it's, again, like you want to be the best lash tech in the world. Yeah. Whether you want to be the next best West Coast rapper, right? And that's what we're dealing with. inside the Homi Helplines.

So I'm talking to Greg, because I know that he, too. Yeah. He has rap aspirations. I always tell you about it. If Ludacris could do it, I could do it. Yeah, ludicrous. What? Used to do radio.

And then he became a rapper. Lover, lover. Okay. So then he's like, yeah, I'll rap for you right now. Put a flow on. And I'm like, no, that's not the correct. It's not the terminology. No, no.

It's a new way of rapping. I don't put the flow on. You put the flow on. You put the beat on. I'm bringing the flow to the flow to the flow. because I'm going to have all the mics on the flow when I drop them. That's fine with this girl Lorena is hearing. I know.

Oh, Loretica, I can't hear your pain. No. You guys will never, never, ever be at my rap career level because it's going to get there one day. I don't mind. I don't mind. I don't mind. You're going to be a rapper. I believe in you, Greg.

Yeah, thank you. He's going to sign you to OTAO. Where's my chain at my OTR chain? You have got six months, bro. If it don't get better, I'm going to tell you to quit. Yeah. See, that's good. Oh, that's something.

Down in my rap career? So Lorena has a man. They've been together for seven years. She says everything's good. Nothing to complain about. Except he swears he's a rapper. This will swear he's a rapper. He says at first it wasn't a problem because it was just a hobby.

He would have done his free time. Just like around the house, whatever. But now he's investing their money on music videos, going after content, dumb things. I wonder what the dumb things are and why do I feel like it's a fake chain. Don't discriminate the fake chains, all right? I'm not. Fake it until you make it.

But when it's her money, paying for the fake chain, it hurts $20. Open a package that's like you're doing. It's just a bunch of fake jewelry. My mom does. Hey, look, Timu was having a sale, all right? Yes. All right.

Well, she says, help me. Do I tell him it's time to stop or let him be and hope he figures it out on his own? Believe me, baby girl. will never figure that out on his own. Don't doubt him. The fact that he's recording is like he believes in himself. Yeah.

He don't need no supporters right now. Should I give him a future for free? He's only got one shot to make it. Yeah. One opportunity. Yeah. Once in a lifetime. I'll give him a future.

Yeah. I'll get more views, more listens, you know? A future. Future. Future. Future. Future. And a future.

A future and a future. Yep. You'll get a future. You'll get a future out of my future. future. That's a bar. Hold on. Let him do his bar.

You'll get a future out of my future. You man, feature. You get what I'm saying. A future out of my future. He's being a liar. You say future. Listen. You want to be out of my future.

I'll give him a verse for free. You don't need Greg's verse. I got you. I think my bars are better. Oh, yeah, you're a little. Maximo, right now that you hear is talking about rap and all that. Do you have any bars?

Like, do you have? Me? Yeah. No, no, no. I say. You're retired? I'm dropping the album. Okay.

All right. Okay, future, feature. Future out of my future. Greg, you should... You should kick it. I'm not saying right. You're saying future twice. Yeah.

No, two different types of futures. Oh my God. Let's get to the phone lights. I want to talk to everybody else. But you... Yvonne from Huntington Park. Yvonne from H.P. Juanz.

Good morning. Good morning, y'all. Good morning. Good morning. Yvonne, Yvonne, Yvonne. Tell us about your man that probably wants to rap. She's going through a similar situation. Oh, real?

Yeah. So actually, my husband is trying to be a rapper. Oh, my, nice. So he does, like, studio sessions, too. He hasn't gone to the extent as, like, investing in a music video, but he is talking about it. Uh-oh. So when he does talk about it, I just look at him, like, where are you going to get the money

to do it? Tide in the streets, babe. You babe. Us babe. The money's out there. You just got to go get it every day. Yeah. So I would just suggest for her to sit down with him

and honesty. Like, let him know that he can't be wasting from the savings. They got bills, you know, in case of an emergency, his career isn't going to pay for that. And, you know, like, I'm sure, like, my husband, you know,

when he comes home from the savings, studio. He plays me his record or his music and she got to like, I wonder she sits down and bumps to it instead of what do you do? What do you do? You think of it? You think his music is cute or like what do you like it? When I when I don't like something I tell him like maybe you shouldn't say this or maybe that doesn't sound good. Maybe you should tell a producer to like like make your voice clear or like What are? Okay, Enar? Okay, you're like you to produce a mix?

Who told you how to produce a mix? What was that? I don't know. Oh, we said a lot of things. I'll say who's how you had to produce a mix, how all of a sudden you're an expert? Well, because he's been doing this for a while. Oh, you've talked to me about it. Yvonne, what is your rap husband's name?

His name is D-Murda. Yeah. You asked, have you asked them to, maybe you should change your name? Yvonne, your rap husband's name is D-Murda. Now, is that M-U-R-D-A or M-R-D-E-R? M-U-R-D-A. D-Murda. Murder-D-Murda.

Girl, killing him. All right. What's your favorite song of his? I would like to know the title. His favorite song, well... Your favorite song. My first song of his? Yeah.

Um, he has a song that's called Don't Smoke and I really love that song. Nice. How does it go? Without kissing. How does it go? Go. It says, you're going to put me on the spot? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Come on. Do you murder's number one fan? Come on, go. It says, um, Mama be, mama be saying don't smoke.

The people be saying don't smoke. Everybody say don't smoke. But I got a lot of effing props so I smoke. Wow She should be the rapper We're signing her He doesn't better No

I want I murder I'm murder I'm gonna We are signing you okay Yeah, rap Well yeah I would just tell her to sit down Oh yeah we're helping right up Tell him the music

Ain't for him to invest Be investing all her savings Okay I got you Yvonne I'm gonna get her in contact with you so maybe D-Murda can like collab or something. They can feature in their songs. Okay, I love that. And I stay on the line because Lokey I want to hear more. I would like to hear more.

I think I found his Instagram too. Shout out you. You're such a great wife. I hope he doesn't get pop and then leaves you. Oh my God. Let's go to Tiny from that's what happens. Tiny from LA. Are you looking at D-Murda?

Shut up. That's D-Murda. Shut up. D-Murter. Yeah, Hey, Yvonne. DeMurda 323, right? Is he demurta 323?

Yep. That's my husband. Shout to him. I'm going to follow him. Damn. He's going to wake up like, what? Yeah. See, look, you're being supportive.

Now he might, yeah. Hey, is that you posing with the car? I, the car? You have white, white pants? That's his. He got himself a baddie. You're murder, hey. You never know, you might wake up with a Mayback one day.

You never know. It could be the next left-to-gunplay. Yeah, I love this. Tell him, if you make it and you leave me, it's all right. I have two kids of his. I get that child support. Oh, good. It's I-Mirder now.

It is I-Murda. She is popping in the game. It's going to be, I need half. I love you, I-Murda. Hold on the line. Oh, man. Shut on, Yvonne. Oh, she's tight.

All right, let's go to Tiny in L.A. Tiny. Tiny. Yo, yo, yo, it's a her. Tiny, are you a rapper, too? No, I'm not a rapper. I'm not a rapper. But you have advice for Lorena who is dating a rapper currently,

and she says his music sucks, and he's spending all their money on his music career, and she just wants to know how she could tell him to stop it. Well, first off, she needs to try to hop on the song with her. All right. If it's both of their money, if it's both of their money, she should try to get on at least three or four tracks. I love it. I love it.

I love it. If it's both of our money, it's both of our rap careers. We both got to work. Because have a couple ever been in the group? No. No. No. I like this.

The closest. The closest was Janette. Naiko and Big Sean. Yeah. But I get you. I get you. Oh, y'all don't think Whitney and Bobby, that don't count. No, they weren't a group.

Probably not since the Fuji. All right. All right. Well, Tiny, what would you tell her Lorena after she makes it songs and she clearly likes it? She wants to become a rapper too. What do they do with their money? Well, you know, all good things come to an end eventually. So she needs to start planning her getaway right then.

As soon as we find that passion. She got to start planning that getaway. Yeah. Oh, my God. She'll be all in. And then, you know, once they have a discrepancy, she'll go left. And then, you know, we got to be

a career to him. He didn't even know she wanted to be a rapper. And did you see how the universe works? Yeah. I love it. Tiny, that's great advice. Hop on the tracks. It's our money. It's our career. She's paying for it. Once we get poppy, I'm leaving you. I think that's what happened with sexy red.

No joke. Really? I think that's her story. Yeah. Damn. So it works. Yeah. Time he's under something. Yeah. I think she's investing money.

She should get him in on the contract. Somewhere in the contract and the fine print. They always in the contract. I own the music. All right. Angel. Angel from South Central. What's that Angel?

Yep. It's murder. Like DeMurda? Shout out to DeMurda. My mama said, don't smoke. Hey. Bro, we've got to have DeMurda on now. Look with his girls.

I'm following him. Let's know. Look what a supportive girl does, right? Exactly. Not, couldn't be Lorena. No. All right. Talk to us, Angel.

What should Lorena do about her man who wants to be a rapper? He's putting so much of their money in his rap career, but she says it sucks. All right, check it out. I'm going to fix Lorena's problems. You got to listen, dear. All right, no, you got to do it like Drake and Kendrick. You got to diss that fool straight out. That's right.

Get in the track and this and do something like, my baby daddy's in the studio lurking, but it's rap careers like a broke dude. It's not working. That is Farr. Hit the bombs, hit the bomb. Angel, say it again. Wrap it again, rap it again.

Yo, yo, yo. My baby daddy's in the studio lurking, but it's rap careers like a broke dude. It's not working. Go, brother. I'm going to have. have relink with you, bro. He's going to be the ghost right.

He can be the ghost right. He can be the murder. Let's go. Let's go. I heard of the murder of this. Bro, we need to have a concert with Dean Murder. Angel from South Central. And I, and I, Lorenna.

Lorenna's man. All right, look, we are still taking your calls for the homie help line. Please help out, Lorena. Hey, feel free to call in and support your boyfriend or girlfriend or wife or husband. That's your dad's also a rapper. Okay. 818. 52059.

Inspire 106. LA's number one for hip-hop. All right, check this out, homie. You need a homie or need some help. We need your help. We need a line. I mean, phone line. We got you for the homie help line.

Lorena, needs our help. Yeah. All right, her and her man have been together for seven years, but he swears he's a rapper all of a sudden. It wasn't a problem when it was a hobby, but now he's spending their money on videos, like on videos, content, closed, studio sessions, and now it's becoming a problem. Right.

Now Lolaan's like, wait, his music sucks and our savings is getting drained. So she's trying to figure out whether she should stop him or let him be and hope he figures it out on his own. He's not going to figure it out on his own. He's going to be like demurdered three to three and get a lot of followers because we shouted him out. Yeah. He keeps going to go. You never know. What was his handle?

Three to three. You stop saying he's going to get more. But what's it let me? Because he has that song, Don't Smoke. He went from... That his girl rapped on air. On air. And it was like, everyone telling him

don't smoke, but he's got a lot of problems, so he smoked. He went from 200 followers to 500 in like three seconds. Wow, look at it. Wow. We haven't even heard this song.

We just heard... He has a little... He has a little sleep. And then all of our callers are like, D-Murdom! D-Murder! This is the overnight celebrity that was talking about it. But D-Murda is going to wake up

and he's be like, this is my moment. Yes. He's going to quit his job. And all Lorena's man wants is that, okay? Lorena who hit us up on Homey Helpline. There are two different people, okay? Yeah.

Lorenna wants to tell her man he sucks, and I think by telling us to tell him, it's just going to make him feel like he does not suck. Right. I meant for this. Yeah. Look at how popping I am. My back against the wall.

All right, we got Brandon from Pomona on the line. Brandon from Pete Town. What's up, bro? Brandon. Not much, not much. What are Brandon? Just chilling over there in the 909. Yes.

All right. Brendan, what would you tell Loretna? So I would tell her that she needs to tell her, like, give her a set of goals. And if you don't hit those goals within a certain amount of months, then he needs to just quit it. Dang. Okay. A timeline. What are some rap goals that she can get in?

He signed to girlfriend records, apparently. Yeah. She's his investor. What's some goals that he could have? Probably. So if he sucks at rap and then he needs to. to work on either his rhymes or his vocal. Ah, okay.

Passing out some CDs and stuff like that. You need a hundred thousand views. Yeah. Six months. Yeah. Something super unrealistic. Yeah. So he can't reach it.

A million dollars. You need that Drake feature. Yeah. Around the month. By November. Yeah. Everybody else has bubbling gets it. Exactly.

Yeah. Destiny from Eastvale. Destiny. Destiny. Hi. Good morning. Honestly, you guys scared me. Oh, he scared you?

Boom. All right. Yeah, because I'm listening to the radio and you guys are kind of delayed. So I'm just like, oh, I'm going to get to me. Dang, do you just dis us? Do you just call us delayed? You go to slow? My elementary school teacher said I was advanced, okay?

Got delayed. My eye does a little twitch thing, but that doesn't matter. It took me a bit longer. That's it. It just took me a little bit longer to walk. My buzz was a little small. Just kidding. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. All right. She doesn't want to hear us. Destiny, what would you tell Lorena? Um, to be honest, I feel like life is way too short, not to be passionate or follow your dreams. And I know she keeps saying like our money. So that don't mean he's broke and that don't mean he doesn't have a nine to five because she specifically said our money. If it was only her money, she would have said she's taking my money.

Yeah. But, um, but the savings part is a big, is a big thing. But I mean, grown adults, why don't you just talk to? to him and just say like you can use your money for whatever you want just as long as the bills are paid and you still put money into our savings but again again I just I feel like you know I don't know don't be a low-key hater to your man either because your life is boring either I mean because maybe she has like a nine to five and she doesn't have nothing to be passionate about or you know not to be like sound like a hate not to sound like a hate

Sound like a hater of the hater. No, I get what she's saying. Look at you, Destiny. But, like, I don't know. Like, not everybody has the same dreams and stuff. But this is your man, and you've got to be supportive. Or else don't let him hear your man. No.

No, that makes sense. And then also, like, you don't get rich by, like, saving. You get rich by investing. And he's investing. One day he might get a made bag. Exactly. Uh-huh. Exactly.

Yeah. Yeah. That is the answer. Right there. Let's go, Destiny. And nothing happened overnight. Amazon didn't happen overnight. True.

But remember when the guy from Amazon made Amazon and then he divorced his wife to get with the news anchor lady? Hey. Okay. Bad example. But now she's the richest woman on earth. So, no. It was working. It worked out.

All right. Destiny, I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate. Aha. I love the ah. That's if you're cool. Yeah.

I want to use that now. I like you, baby girl. Have a good morning. Thank you for calling. All right. You do you guys. You didn't even say anything. Exactly.

A lot. We're a big sense. Yeah. Ah, that's. Okay. All right. Hold on. We got to go to Claudia from Whittier.

Claudia. Whittier in the house. Claudia. Hi, good morning. Buenos days, mamacita. Hi. Claudia, what would you tell Loretta? She, her man is an aspiring rapper,

and at first was just a hobby, so she didn't really care. But now he's investing their money into music videos and fake chains and studio sessions, and she's like, dude, this music sucks. I can't get jiggied to this. You kind of went through something a little bit similar. Oh. Okay, my, okay, or hold on. My daughter's dad did not suck

Okay He was talented Yeah he was He's actually really good Can I shout him out real quick Oh Sing one of his songs first Yeah but no kissing

Yeah but no kissing That what I can't rap It's not radio music Not even one Not even like one bar Well that's where he lost already For a effort to make non-radial music

All right, Claudia, but you're... It's underground rap. Ah, I'm bad. Oh, wow. We wouldn't know about the underground. Oh, that looks at a new pie. Okay, no, Claudia, you want to shout him out. Shout out, Baby, Daya.

All right. I'm like, shout out to Samir 323, aka the script kid. You can find all his music on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Music, everywhere. All right, all right. Is he from Whittier 2? Nah, he's from Linwood also.

No, no, no. Okay. So we got my three rappers trying to make it. I love him hear that. Look at that. They're all dreaming. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, look, honestly, his music is really good, not because, you know, he is my daughter's dad or whatever, but I didn't know that he was a rapper until we started dating.

And he was like, I'm going to drop this AP, and I was like, drop this AP? What are you talking about? And then I actually heard his music, and I was like, dang, he really got bars. So I myself, I encouraged it. I was like, you know what, do it. Do music videos, do this, do that. But if he sucked, I would tell him like, hey, this sucks. I'm not going to be the type of person to just be like, okay, go ahead and spend your money on this.

No, if that's her man and she's going to be his supporter, support something that he's good at. If he's not good at it, hey, you know what, babe, like, maybe this isn't working out for you. Or maybe it's just the type of music that he's trying to rap to. And he's, if he's trying to do some mainstream things that, you know, doesn't go with him. Maybe she should encourage him. Hey, you know what? Yeah, you should listen to this hip-hop or this type of rap or these artists. And maybe you could resonate with them a little bit more.

Okay. I see you. All right. Claudia. So your daughter's dad is like, are you guys still together? No, not. No, we're not. But, you know, I still support him.

I still support his music. I still listen to his music all the time. My daughter loves his music also, so, you know. When you listen to his music, does he ever rap about his ex? And it's you? Or his baby-old-ma-ma? It was a level of respect that we had, because I told him, you know what, like, don't do that, please. Aw.

All right, all right. Claudia, you have the perfect example of, like, the baby daddy that's a good rapper. There's no problems. Supportive. Yeah. Yeah. Still listening. If he was even better, would you stay with them there?

I actually like it. Yeah. If you get any dude, are you still going to listen? Of course. He's a good artist. Why wouldn't I? If it gets like even better and even bigger, like, would you take him back or no? No, I don't think so.

Not even if he has a Mayback? Yeah. What if he was a Mayback? Why are you guys together? Huh? Why are you guys together? Why aren't we together? Just some personal stuff that we have.

going on. Yeah. It's all good. It's all good. We're still good. You are bad. Yeah. I love that.

I love that. Shout out to Cypher God 6-2-3 or what do you say? What did you say? Samir El-B-3-3-3-3. Oh, what was it? What? Spell it. Samir.

Samir. All right. You got to come with some type of demurter thing. It can be. You can say demurter thing. Murder, Samir's very hard. She's right. No, I think we got a song.

Claudia, we appreciate you. Thank you for checking in, Mamasita. Yes. Of course. All right. Diana. Yes. What's up, Melissa?

Diana, what are you doing over there in Hawthorne? What you're doing over there? Believe it or not, I'm driving a Victorville to teach a class. What? Yeah. So at what point are we going to lose reception? Kidding. I know, right?

I know, right? All right. Yeah, what class is it? Is it a rap class or what is it? No, I'm teaching people to save lives. We're doing CPR. Oh, wow. Hey, tell me if this is true or not,

because this is why the crew does not want to learn CPR, because I said, I want to do a CPR class. They said that once you learn, you're obligated to do it out in public, and that's why they don't want to learn how to do it, because they don't want to be obligated to do it. I'm working, and you, Maximo, and you, Vick. Yeah.

Yeah, don't be a hero. Yeah. If you're not comfortable, and if you become in shock, because that does happen, right, people are freaked out and like, oh my God, what do I do? Call 911 and they're going to guide you. But we give you the basics to kind of understand what you need to do, how you can help and save a life.

But are you obligated to save a life in public? Like, you could go to jail or like you can get in trouble. No, you're not going to go to jail. No, no, no, no. No. You're not going to get. But are you obligated? You can help if you're comfortable.

But imagine if I'm in a situation where I can't even help myself, you want to help you're doing it to help but it's not like hey you're going to jail if you don't do it okay that's what i thought for something yeah i'm 4 11 and a half i feel like i can't help anyone yeah yeah oh i think you know the heimlich oh yeah oh we'll do that too yeah also if like Oh, good. All right. Hyplick from the front. The Hylick and CPR at the same time.

Diana, I'm so sorry that we are emotional. You are going to, to Victorville, to do a service to the community. She's a good person, and we have just done so many innuendos. All right. All right. No, you guys are getting you.

What would you tell Loretna about her man that wants to be a rapper, but she's like, oh, this will sucks and you're spending my money too. You know what? Being in a relationship, I think the person that should be the first one to tell you if something's not looking right, it's your spouse. Regardless of anything, they need to be like, hey, you know what? I support you.

You want to keep doing this fine, but I don't see where it's going, but let's give it a timeline just like someone said prior. Hey, let's set you some goals. Let's see how this goes. If it doesn't work out, try something else. My man wears a million half. He's done it all. And I've backed him up every single time.

Okay. things didn't work out. Hey. Yeah. You know, during the pandemic, we kind of branched out. We did many different things. And he was like, I don't know if this is going to work out. Babe. I'm like, you know what? Let's give it a shot. I got you. If it doesn't work out, let's do something else. Let's figure this out. But I think you have to be the supporter. And hey, you have to be on it. It's like, hey, it's not working out. Like the other girl said, too, Don't go hate on your man with other men or other people.

Talk to him and let him know because, I mean, you have to hold him at most high. That's your man. That's the one that holds it down. Yeah. Number one, thank you. Can we get a clap? Yeah. Yeah.

I like that. I like that. I like that. It's vital, guys. It is so vital. I cannot tell you. Like, I tell my man, there is no one that's going to know anything. You are in charge.

You're the one in the front of handling everything. Yeah. We handle our things at home, however we do. But again, they've got to be on top. That's your man. Wow. That's amazing. You have a sister by any chance?

Yeah. I thought of, I thought, I'm a career. Yon-hmm. Okay. No, guys, it's not sad because it's old-school thinking, you know? People don't think like that anymore. Maybe, girl, if your husband sucked at one of the many hats that he tried to wear, what would you tell him?

And, like, tell me something that he sucked at? Um, I told him. I've been like, hey, you know what? this is not working is there something else he's like oh well you know what let me try it this longer i'm like all right well you know what then what's plan b right coming next if this actually falls through well when you know because well he hasn't really sucked wow wow bro what have we done why we're the new we're the new a and ours yeah i would first like to think yvonne yeah yeah thank you yvonne she called in for the home you help

about her man. DeMirda. DeMirre. That's his new drop. He's going to take that as a drop right there. He started with how many... 200. And now he's exactly...

Let me see. 7.50 something. And it seemed like he woke up because he has dropped a song. He dropped the T's. He's Kendrick Lamarine. Oh, he dropped the T's. Oh, my God.

What a great rapper. Yeah. I feel like his girl ran into the room and like slapped them. Wait, wow. Today's your big thing. You're gonna make it! They're talking about you on the radio!

I wrap them, don't smoke. Post it, post it, posted, post it. Oh, man, shout-law you're on for real, man. Yeah, that's a real one right there. She has a supportive girlfriend can take you a long way. First thing you need is a ride or die by your side. She's the one that's going to get you indoors that you can't get yourself. If he called in and was like, hey, what's up by the murder and I have a song called those ones?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She was over here. Ride or die. Yeah. What was it? My mom said

don't smoke. Yeah. My mom said no smoke. But I got problems so I smoke. Wow. It's bars. That is a bar. I can see his Mayback already.

How do you think about that? Mayback's in the mail, buddy. All right. Let's get into Sombra Sala. Sambra Sala with Angie. Okay, this one is crazy and scandalous, okay? What is it? So it's Chloe Kardashian.

Homegirl apparently had Tristan Tompillar. and her baby daddy take now one, not two, but three paternity tests to make sure that their baby Tatum was his. Three. What? Wait. Three of them?

Yeah. Usually it's the guy asking for the family. Yeah. But it was the other way around. Chloe wasn't like when Tatum was born. She looked at the baby and she was just like, it doesn't look like either me or him.

So she wasn't sure that the baby was even true. Isn't that telling on herself? Yeah, she forgot how she looked. So I have to give it up. You're so tough. Because you're kind of just saying, like, maybe I, it could be that guy or that guy. Yeah. But it was a surrogate, right?

Yeah. So I was confused at first because I'm like, wait, why is she? I was the same way let me. But then it was like, oh, she explained it that it was like a surrogate baby. So it's like she didn't carry it. It was like his sperm and her little egg into another lady's stomach, right? So it was like, wait. So she was confused because this baby that neither of them like had anything to do with didn't look like them.

Right. But it was still. She got to go back to the first season of keeping up with the Kardashians. And the baby will look like her. Yeah. Yeah, no, but let her experience. Listen, listen, listen. Like, I made Tristan do three DNA tests for Tatum.

He was so offended. And I'm like, but this, he doesn't look like. I just was like, I remember. She was like, you've already done a DNA test. So I need to do another one. I need to figure it out. See? She was just as confused.

That's crazy. It's weird in the first place. Like, because, okay, so they had one kid together. Right? Yeah. True. True. True.

Okay. So they had true. And then Chloe wanted another kid, but she wanted them to have the same, like, parents? Yeah, parent. Biologically. Because they weren't together at that point anymore, right? They were. Yeah.

That part, it got, like, tricky because at the same time he was also cheating on her, like, when she was, like, quote-unquote pregnant by a surrogate. So it was tricky. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Oh, it's so confused. It is. It was tricky, but they're very, like, supportive with each other. So they were still, like, do family.

still be together. That's her really trying. I think her, his mom had passed away at some point or she was trying to help him through his own grief. And I guess they connected that way. And you know, these things are never as simple as they seem. Sometimes you think cut and dry, you did this boom, it's over, right? But there's so much, especially when you have a family with someone, there's so much that, like, keeps you guys together that you guys are just trying to figure it out, you know? Yeah.

And I think that's her trying to figure it out. the best for their child, for their families. Clearly, she loves him. Right. Oh, yeah. Till this day, she keeps talking good about Tristan, even though he cheered on her. And he feels guilt every time. I know.

Yeah, every time he does it again, he feels guilty. He doesn't. He doesn't feel happy. Yeah. I wonder if she's going to be invited to his. But he feels guilt, Angie. I know. And then he was offended that he had to take paternity test.

Oh, okay. Three of them. I just went. Three. Oh, what were you going to say? Oh, no. Just like when he has his, um, Cheaters Hall of Fame. speech.

Because he's in the Hall of Fame of cheaters. He's one of the greatest of all time. So I just wonder if she's going to be invited to the ceremony.

She probably got for those seats. I hope so. She had a lot to do with it. Okay. All right. No, but it doesn't

stop there because it gets a weirder. Again, this is like a surrogate baby, right? Yeah. And so she got nervous because low-key, like the baby comes out

and it starts looking a lot like her brother Robb. And so she's thinking like, oh my God, is this maybe like my brother's baby? Listen. My son looks just.

Like to me, just like my brother. He looks more than Rob than he looks. Yes. Like anyone else. He could be his son. Oh, and because he was like an IVF baby or surrogate baby, I was like, Rob, if you were donated sperm somewhere because I could look like, my brother by accident. I would, in this family, that would not surprise me, but I would be, that would be so disgusting.

Okay. We need to go back to biology class. Yes. The way genetics work is, uh, bro. Yeah. Oh my God. That's wild.

My nephew looks exactly like me. Yeah. So what's what you're doing over there? Nothing. That's what she was thinking. Like literally a little twin of me version. I'm like, yeah. Like a media.

That's completely normal. That's completely normal. The way genetics work. Yeah. You're going to look like someone in the family. You're going to have family features. Yeah. You get a little like your grandpa.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You could look like a biology one of one. It's Chloe. She's my favorite one. I'm not going to do that. I know, that's why she's like, it could happen in this family, but it's still, it'd be weird.

That is weird for her to even say that. Well, I mean, I think it's valid because, again, it's not valid, Angie. It's not valid. It's not valid to think that because your child looks like your brother and not like you that your brother gave sperm and you took it. That's what she was thinking. By accident. At the end of the day, it's just going to look like a male, like, counterpart of her. Yeah.

But, like, she's not going to see it. as her because it looks like a male. So it's like, that's so easy. And it always depends on whose genes are stronger. So it's clearly looking more like her family, side. Yeah. Okay. Just because your kids look like it doesn't mean your jeans are stronger, okay?

It just means that it just so happened to be the luck of their draw, okay, with genetics, okay? I'm saying that because none of my children are literally like me. No. That does not mean that I don't have strong genes, okay? I have very, very strong genes. What did you say? Okay. Like Horito looks like.

No. No. There are science. They're Levi's, okay? They're strong jeans. They're 501s. They're great. No, Luisito looks like you.

Looks like you. Yeah. Brooklyn, your niece looks just like you. That's me to you. Okay, you show me that one. Yeah, Brooklyn does. Yeah. My sister asked me, hey,

why did you be birthed her? So it happened. Exactly. No, it doesn't happen. No, I mean, it happens. It doesn't happen, Angie. Not the way that Chloe is suggesting. I just like, like, like,

Chloe is just like almost, like, the way she's sounding is, like, disappointed that it doesn't look like Tristan. Yeah. Like she wanted to have like a mini Tristan and it's like, don't worry. Like that's, if that's the dad, he's going to take on his traits and everything. And then also it's like, give it some time. You know what I'm saying?

Like it'll like, like I didn't look like my dad until I got older, I felt like. Right. Oh, right off. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody always told me, oh, you look like just like your mom. I'm like, well. I don't know.

But she needs. She figured it out. You, your mom has blue eyes, Vic. Yeah. Does your son have blue? You have no blue eyes. I know. Yeah, mine are green.

But. Green. Please don't start this. Oh my God. Please don't start this. Your eyes are not green. Yes, they are. He has green eyes, a beard.

Yeah. Green eyes? What? Check the genetic. You're six feet tall too? Yeah. Yeah. Let's go.

Thank you, Angie. All right. That's it for Sambresela. I'm Angie from Brownback Mornings. I'm part of 106. And keep it here because we have the homie Felipe Esparsa. Yeah. And we're going to get Litz.

Our 106, Brownback Mornings. Buenos Diaz. Brown Bag morning. Yeah. We got the homie, Felipe Sparse in here. What's up, everybody? What's up?

Hey, this one came in, Bienpefumato. What is that? Wait, what do you smell like? Yeah, what do you smell like? I don't know. I took it out the magazine. Oh, you wrote it off the page five.

You know what it is? What is it? My son has that, he has that Johnny Depp one. Johnny Depp one. Okay. It's better than the number heard one, right? Yeah, man. Put it on and you're awake for three days.

Wait, your son goes to school, elementary school with Cologne on. No, he's at a house. He's just turned 20. Oh. Oh, okay, got you, I'm like, oh, my God, these little kids going to school with Cologne. We went to school with, like, our buggers. I used to wear Cologne in high school, man. Yeah, yeah.

What was it? Jekar Noir. Jekar Noir. I don't know black bottle, yeah. You were running around Roosevelt? Oh, yeah, man. You wear that now, man. They didn't you a Paisai, eh?

On Armenian jewelry seller. Before you were here, we're talking to my, this is my friend Maximo over here, Felipe. He needed to use the restroom so bad, but we're cracking up because, like, loki, you're funny, but I'm really funny. And he said he almost tinkled a little bit. And he's like, dude, I had to go pee because I know Felipe's going to make me laugh. Have you ever made someone laugh so much they tinkled themselves? Yeah. Yeah?

They tell me they do, but I don't see it. I want to see like poop on her pants Oh, that kind That's wild You really crack up so much I myself Yeah I've seen people like

Got drunk And then they were already Peed on their pants That's unusual Did you spray them down Cologne at least? Rubbed them down to Give them some drunk

Orniz go away Felipe Tonight I heard you guys talking about rapper on the way here Oh my God man What would you What would you tell

Because our girl, Loretna, she hit us up and she said, her man wants to be a rapper, right? But he sucks. But she doesn't know how to tell him because he's spending all her money on his rap career, on music videos and all this stuff. But she's like, look, he sucks. It's not good.

If it was good, I would help. She would take him to a rap bottle, let him lose, and they're on the way home. Look at him and rub his back. I told you, this is not for you. That's good. That's good, I told you, babe. That's good, man.

He has to taste reality. Like, some people out there, you know, like, they think they're funny or on their friends. You should be a comedian. Then they go up on stage where nobody knows them and they eat a big chilote up to you. And then someone at the end, right, at that moment, if you do really bad

and then go back and then do good, I mean, you know, you needed that, you know. Motivation. And you know you wanted it. You know that you really wanted it if you go back even after you bombed. Yeah, I'm like, give it off of white people, man. White people, man.

They look at their kid when they're 18 and they say, listen, Thomas, Gunner. Skyler, you're 18, you're going to make the dishes in life, college or get a job. Right. Dad, I want to be an actor and a writer, and you got two weeks to make it. That's it, man. Mexicans will have a 55-year-old rapper still living at home. Yeah, I know.

50 years old trying to start a T-shirt business. Oh, wow. What are you doing? What are you doing? He retired from the city to sell miniature pit bulls. What are you doing, bro? It was a good business. It was a good business.

I support local businesses, you know, small businesses if I didn't grew up with you. Like, if I know that you ever Cucarachero, grew up, your house is full of roaches, man, take that mini pancake out of my face. Take that cupcake out of my face. Take that biria, quesadilla, your clothing business. Get out of here, right? You know the real them. Yeah. If I didn't know you.

I don't know nothing about you. Right. Oh, man, 100%. I support you. That's your back. But if I saw you, man, like beating up your wife growing up. Gee, what?

And now together. You guys are starting flowers in the corner? No, man. Get back to work. If I knew you had lice when you were seven. I don't want you. And now you're selling beanies. Come on.

But you're hilarious. Like, if you're like, you were a starting problem your whole life, now you're getting up motivational speeches. I'm like. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. Not you.

I get it. I get it. Look, Felipe, tonight you're going to be at the Dodgers comedy night. It's hosted by Will Smith from the Dodgers. How did you get that call? Because that's really cool, and it's all part of the Netflix as a joke festival. They saw that there's so many white people on the show, they better throw in a Latino inside. Yeah, they're like, do you need to be in LA.

We need balance. Yeah. Yeah. Because they have Cedger hosting, Tom Papa. And they go, wait a minute, here, man. We don't have Dodger fans on. the show. Yeah.

Is it pretty full circle since you used to work at Dodger Stadium? Yeah, man. I threw out the first pitch, too. Wow. Nice. Yeah. I probably had every job at Dodger Stadium except security. Did you do a...

One day. Did you work in the stores and the retail? Yes. I did that too as well. I did you. I used to walk around without his souvenirs. No. There was an old guy that used to do it that everybody knew is iconic.

I forgot his name. I don't know if you know. So souvenirs or peanuts. Peanuts. Oh, peanut, yeah. Yeah. Peanut Man, that's cute. No, that's the peanut man.

Everybody knew this guy at Dodger Stadium. You'd be in left field. He may he'll throw a peanuts that you from right field. Yep, exactly. What was your favorite job at Dodger Stadium if you did all of them? Yoshinoa when I was working at Yoshinoa at Dodger Stadium. At the Dodger Stadium? Man, we'll take Bowes home, bro.

I'm at home making terriaki burritos. Yay! I love that. How much were peanuts when you were selling them? Oh, man. I didn't saw peanut, but we were selling them all overstand. There were like five bucks for like two of them. bomb and they do break in half.

Right. So $250. $250? Wow. Have you seen the prices now? I haven't been there, man. I've been alone. Yeah, and they're worth it.

It's Dodger Stadium. Yes. They're worth it. You know, we're talking about with Otani coming to the Dodgers, that they need to bring the the cacabotes Japanese. Have you ever had those?

Like they're... Yeah, the hard one. Yeah, the hard one. I'm like, dude, that would be perfect. Bionicos? Yes. Those are fire. Those are delicious.

What's your Dodgers Stadium when you go? What is. your order. There's different places now. There's the Michelada part. There's the new food that they have or there's the good old Dodger dog. What's the Felipe Sparse am you? I don't eat beef no more. I'm vegan. People don't believe me.

They say, what do you eat crops? Do you fry lettuce? No, I like that. When I was younger when I was there eating meat, two Dodger dogs, bro, and a nachos. That's the way to go. Okay. Yeah. Is it a cucumber? Large Coke.

Oh, yeah. Fire. Dang. How, being from, being from Boil Heights? Yes. Not East L.A. Boy Heights. All right.

Being from Boil Heights and not eating meat must be hard, pause. It was hard, man. Because there's five points out there. I know. I would rather be a Cholo, you know. Yeah. Cholo? But why not is rappero?

Yeah. Try it. Everything but a vegan. Yeah, man. So, like, for the holidays, how do they adjust? If you come over, they make you like vegan tamales. No, they don't. They don't adjust nothing, brother.

They don't. You don't sit there with my monios, room. He just eats around the tamal. He just eats the masas. Yeah, it smells good too. You're saying, I don't need nothing, man. Just drink sodas and when my crazy cousin shows up, and he gives me a look to go do drugs, I follow him.

Hey, let's go for what. And let's go for one. Let's go for a lot. He goes, shh. Yeah. It's time. Let's go to the park. Yeah.

It's like, I'm not hungry no more. But, you know, my brother, he married a Salvadoran woman. Okay. And we went to their house for Thanksgiving, man. It was the fastest Thanksgiving ever, man. Why? They have sandwiches. Yeah, pan with paoom-com-pavo.

But we're not used to that, right? We're not used to that, man. My mom, like, she was making fun of them all the way home. Imagine it. tortes. Yeah. Tortas. She's touching them super hard.

But they're not just tortas. My mom hated it, bro. She hated that. It was like tortas haugadas because it's like wet tortes. And then my brother showed up too.

No ham? He was no pumpkin pie. It's the saddest Thanksgiving ever. Yeah. I was just quiet, you know, being nice. Yeah. Damme otter, for favor. You know, eating them.

They were good. We were delicious, but we were not ready, bro. They should surprise you. They should have prepped you. He goes, eat at Tommy's before you get through. Eat at Tommy? Have some chili cheese. Tijuana, no.

So I'm sorry, have the best names, man, because you guys have like a real American name, like Charlie, Tiffany, Candy, Elvis. Mexican's we have horrible names. The acesino. Wevon, Mac, Machete. Much of my chert. I like Felipe.

Felipe is a nice name. Felipe de Jesus, as his orders. Yeah. Oh, wow. Did you ever ask your mom where she got the name, Felipe? I have no idea. Oh, I have a brother uncle that passed away when he was 14 and he was Felipe. Oh, so they named after him.

You think you're doing him justice? You think you're... Hell yeah, man. He wouldn't be a rapper, bro. Yeah. There you go. He would have a t-shirt, bro. Yeah.

Tugspan clotheswear. Oh my God. And here you are. Do you have merch? I'm sure you have merch. Yeah, I do have merch. Where can we support the small business? Philippepeworld.com slash shop.

I love it. Look, so there's like, I feel like when you started, there was like maybe a handful of like Latino comedians. Yeah, there was like, there was only like George Lopez. Yeah. Columensia. Mm-hmm. Paul Rodriguez. And Pablo Francisco.

school. Yeah. All the powers. And now look at how many there are. Now, man, it's like everywhere, bro. Yeah. I think it's a fun, man. I think it's awesome.

Yeah. Because I went to Montreal comedy festival last summer. And then when I went there in 2005, I was the only Mexican there. Yeah. But this year I went, it was me and Ralph Barbosa. And Carlo Vallata. And I'm Ken Flores. Which we wasn't there, but he couldn't get a ticket.

and Saoooio, yeah. What are those roast sessions like, like when you guys see each other backstage and stuff like that, like you guys just constantly roast each other or what is it like support or what? I don't know, but I never been to a roast battle. Yeah, really?

Backstage, you guys don't like talk-ish? Well, I do, but I don't know. These comments, do. Like if somebody is horrible as stand-up, I would make fun of him when I go up on stage. Oh, man, the last guy, man, was horrible. man, poor-sito, man. Don't quit your day job, bro.

You need that, man. You need somebody to tell you you suck. Constructed criticism. Do you speak Spanish? Yes. Okay, because Ralph Barbosa doesn't know any Spanish. So if you wanted to throw in some jokes, so you could do that.

Yeah, I did a Spanish show yesterday, man. How was that? I was Spanish. It was called a Biarta. And his guy named Nanatura and his guy named Tracy. Is it tough? It was tough, man, because I went up there first and I was glad. And then one joke, I was trying to do a joke about gender revealing party.

In Spanish? Yes. Did you say gender? I go go gender revealing in Spanish. And that's what I was going to say it. When I was supposed to say it, an o'clock, a non-sion, general. But it was bad.

So I didn't do a joke. That's what I said. There's somebody out on a fan of back. Say it in English. No, bro. I got this. I got this. I said I went to a gender revealing party, and when I got there, the woman told everybody

she got an abortion instead. Oh, my God. Yeah, and the balloon blew up and sprayed blood right in my face. Ew. Oh, my God. I was hit with a pancreas. You tried to say that? You tried to say that.

You're trying to spit on Spanish. That's crazy. That's crazy. The cellio. It's not like Shrek in Spanish because Angie and they love Shrek in Spanish. And they always tell us it's the better version of the English movement. I need to watch it. You never watch Shrek in Spanish.

Oh, you know. You are missing out. I don't know a lick of Spanish and it's great. I know. Even like wrestling in Spanish. Have you ever seen wrestling in Spanish? Yeah. It's some of the greatest things.

I know because the subtitle never matched with what they're really saying. No. Yeah. You never had that. And when you were younger that you had to watch the stuff in Spanish and you're like, I wish I had watched English stuff instead. No, I grew up all Spanish, man. Wow.

My show, my mom had always had the TV on 52 and 22. 52. Oh, yeah. Is that in Telemundo? Yeah, Televisa. Televisa and Univision. Yeah. There you go.

We grew up watching Chespirito, bro. All the novels. We started to watch Dragon Ballsian Spanish. Damn. Goku. How about, like, Lus Clarita or, like, Mar-I-Mar, like all those novels? Do you have a favorite novel? Oh, ma'am, Campanita, bro.

Who's that way? The poor, those poor, the richos, too, yon. Damn, bro. The proficio, yeah. You feel like a. more sonadores to me. Maria del Barrio, right? That was Talia.

Yeah, that was good. She's in the barrio. What's your favorite Rosa de Guadalupe? Episode. Also, I used to grow, when I used to stay home, I used to watch the soap operas in English, too, like loving and days of our lives.

Oh, you're a real novellero. Those don't even end, bro. Dude, you should be on a novella. I should, bro. Yeah, you got the looks. My favorite novella, bro, is when the guy's driving home, and you can hear it starts,

Perra. I'm Bessie Bessile That's my favorite Spanish word So Felipe With Netflix

Is a joke and everything going on Do you have a favorite Up and coming comedian out here Yeah Felipe Espires I'm right

I just can't wait for that guy to blow up Look It's going out Tonight Do you know how They had the Cat Williams One

And then the roast Of Tom Brady And then that Went to Netflix Does this stuff Go to Netflix too. My still goes to Roku if you want to watch it.

There we go. Okay. I love Roku. Actually, I do have a comedian coming up. He's from San Antonio. Look him up. He's a Army veteran.

He has PTSD. No way. But he's still doing, he does stand up to get away from being crazy, you know? He's hilarious. He's hilarious. Yeah, they always say God gives the people with trauma, that funny bone.

So it's like, yeah, put you through all of this stuff but hey I'm gonna make you funny after yeah yeah yeah I got to be a crack here on my life to be a to be so funny now you got to crack that part of your brain yeah yeah well it worked oh now you're cracking yeah yeah yeah yeah I was a pia piairda bro I had rock bottom yeah oh god I was a big crack here bro like if you would like if you would break open at one of the beanie babies yeah I would eat I would take all of them bro to What?

I will taste every white little piece. See? But like, even he can come up from that. Look at that. Yeah. That is. I just clap like this, bro. He's touching his shoulder.

All right, for his elbow. We'll be back. We got to go to covers. Let's start 106. Scrolling with the homies. The homie? Gregorio. Letty.

What's up, fool? I'm going to put you all on game with. What's up, brother? What is that? What is that? What is that? It is a viral, sensational streamer by the name of sketch. And he does, like, viral.

He does streaming of video games. Okay. So he streams, like, Madden, like, snowboarding. But all of his sayings are what's going viral because of how he says it. His sayings are going viral. Yes. And one of them is, what's up, brother? So he says, what's up, brother?

And that's how he introduces everybody. Like, what's up, brother? How's it going, brother? Is that like his, like, is it going viral, like, on TikTok? Everywhere. Yeah, everywhere has a sound. Have you ever heard of Hulk Hogan? When he says, what's up, brother? What's up, brother?

No, this is, I think this is actually a little bit better than Hulk Hogan. Oh, better than Hulk Hogan? I'm going to say that a little bit better than Hogan. Because he has more than one. Listen to this. No, more than one saying. Okay. Listen to this.

Tuesday. Tuesday. That's the saying. That's a saying. Have you ever heard of Lifty Gunplay? Yeah. I like his Tuesday, the Tools thing better. Have you ever heard of a club going up?

On a Tuesday. He's not done yet. He has another one. You're not done yet. I'm not done yet. Ready, you got another one. Go. Special teams, special plays, special players.

Special teams, special play, special players. I think that one might be the most unique, right? Yeah. You cannot give him credit for coining what's up brother. Everybody's saying, what's up brother. If you go up to somebody right now and put your finger in the air and be like, what's up brother? They're going to respond to you saying, what's up brother? I hope that anyone that responds to me like that doesn't.

I feel like everyone that does that is under the age of their teeth. And Greg. Promise you. Do it to people. Do it. And they're going to do it. And they're going to respond to you saying, what's up, brother? See, exactly.

Jose knows it. Of course he does. Yeah, Jose's algorithm is feet picks in. And then whenever he does the Tuesday, Tuesday, he just like wing arms and stuff like that. Like the angels? Yeah. He has a lot of sync. This is your new king is what you're saying.

The new king right here of football. Of social media. Social media. Got it. He got so big that they had him at the. the NFL draft. Wow. Yeah.

Out of Brits saying Hunter, go ahead and Google it. I like that for him. Wow, he made it to the NFL draft. That's amazing. Huge. I'm telling you, everybody knows him. I'm trying to put you guys on game.

Do you think that they were cheering because he was saying what's up brother and they understood or because he was saying what's up brother and everyone is happy to be there? They're cheering for him. This is a sketch. He's a big, he's a big, he has a big, huge gaming strip. He does a lot of sports games and Madden is one of the biggest one.

I try to put you guys on games. No, I appreciate. I appreciate. I appreciate you doing that because sometimes we just hear someone saying what's up, brother, and we think that they're just showing love to their friend. But now I'm going to know that it is from NFL Madden's Streamer Guy. What's his name? Sketch.

Sketch. Everything about him is so original, honestly. Yeah, that's crazy. It is original. Like the sayings. All right. So Hulk Hogan, sorry. This is a icon.

This is him. What's up, brother? What's up brother? Honestly, I think of Bugs Bunny. What's up, dog? That's what I think. I think of amazing brother from Kim and Kendrick.

Yeah, that's what I think. But I get it. Thank you for telling it because now we know. We're walking around this life, not knowing. I'll put you guys on a sketch game now. Who's sketch and who's not?

Yeah, I mean, I know a bunch of sketchy people. I used to have an extra sketch back in the day. Oh, yeah. And then the finger up in the air. Did he start that too? Putting a finger up in the air? Wait, I thought it was golfers. Tuesday, Tuesday.

And he does his hands like this? Tuesday, Tuesday. Yep, and he like puts his hands together. I thought Kobe did the finger in the air I saw that's how you checked the wind. Tuesday. That's okay. Greg, thank you for putting us out.

I appreciate it. And that was scrolling with the homie. What's up, brother? Amazing, brother. Big, you could do that one. Amazing brother. What's up, brother? No, thank you.

Power 106. It's Power 106. Ellie's number one for hip hop. Yeah. Good money. How are you guys? I am great. I am on like six shots of express.

I want to feel like a news right now. Is your call? A cop magnet? Find out next. Come up, have you ever felt like you're driving in a car and you know this thing is going to get me pulled over and it's going to get me a ticket? Yeah. No, never.

I felt that way when I had my rental car. I was like, dude, because it was just bright red and it's like a sports car and I was like, dude. And it's just saying, tick it me, tick it me, that's how I felt. But luckily I didn't get one. Red cars are the ones that get stopped the most. That's what they say. Yeah. I had to get rid of my car because of that.

It was bright red and it was a little sports car all done up. And yeah, I got too many tickets and got them. trouble. So I got rid of it. Well, actually, there is a list of the car brands that are most often ticketed for speeding. Okay, and it's based on more than 4.6 million insurance applications. So this is a real thing, right? They say that foreign cars dominate the list. If you have a foreign car right now, right now, yes, you're probably getting going to get it to get.

That's why I don't got that foreign, you know. That's what you stay American. I settle like, stay naked, brother. Yeah, I settle for less, so, you know. You settle for less. No, that's so sad. You said you're American. Yeah, well, no.

I'm saying like those crazy forans that be. Yeah, exactly. All right. Well, we're not going to listen to Greg anymore. No, we're not. The most frequently cited automaker is infinity. Oh. Infinity drivers are the ones that have reportedly the most speeding tickets.

What are you doing in these infinity? Okay. I used to have an infinity. We know. And they're so fun to drive. They are. They're fast. They're fast.

They're fun of drive. They make this cool. Like this quick. sound. Do it again? Nah. Stop. Infinity's for real? Yeah.

I would have never suspected it in infinity. They're fast. Yeah. A speed racing. G-37? G-35, yeah. Nice. Okay.

The worst offender, like specific car that gets ticketed the most. And if you're driving this right now, right now, yes, we're talking to you. BMW I-3. Okay. Oh. I see. I know why. Dude, 17% of drivers of this car have speeding citations on their records.

That's crazy. That's wild. I would never look at those and think they speed, but they, you know what it is? I think they definitely stand out because they don't look like any of the car. You guys, I just said a model and you guys knew what it was. I don't know which one is. I also feel like those cars, it's like, when you are stepping on like the pedal, you don't feel how fast you're going. It just feels smooth.

Shut up. It looks so cute. The small little, like, webble. It looks like a little. It looks like a smart car. It probably is a smart car. It is smart. Those are the smart and speedful.

Smart and speedy. Maybe because it's so small if you're gliding. Not smart enough to outrun a ticket. On the opposite end of the spectrum, the three brands that speed the least, Cadillac. Okay.

Wow. Those crews, those are like, you know, if you get picked up in a Cadillight, you're just going to cruise, usually the driver. Little flex. Volvos. Volvo.

Okay. Volvos. What am I saying? Volvos. Volvo. Yeah, I say like my dad taught me. Volvo. Volvo.

He won't say it in Spanish? Volvo. Volvo. Volvo. Volvo. Volvo. Volvo. All right.

And Tesla's. Ah. I did not expect that. Yeah. Tesla's don't speed or would? I got a ticket. I got a ticket recently. Oh, you're the exception.

Shout to Burbank PD. What they say? They caught you? I was, you know what? I was speeding to the podcast. And I. Don't blame. The podcast.

I was. It's like two blocks away. Down the street. I know. I don't know. But I shouldn't have been. How do you speed in there's traffic? There was no traffic.

Actually, Vic does speed because the other day I saw him speeding in his rental car. Look at you snitching, you little snitcher. I'm like going down the street. Why are you going so fast? I like to go fast. I like to go fast. What's the car you have? The Subaru's?

Yeah, Subaru's on this list too. You're a little speed racer? That's how you got to Vegas fast. One wheel drive. Four-wheel drive. You guys got to. your luggage on time, didn't you? Yeah, we did.

Hold you said. You guys got your luggage on time and you guys lived there. We did. Thank you very much. Whatever is it? He raced the plane in one. Did it. Thank you my little Subaru.

What happens when you get caught for speeding? I've never got in a speeding. You don't get that. You're kidding me. No way. That's not fair. What do you mean? I've had a cop pull.

That's sexism? Yes, it's sexism. More women should be pulled over. More women should get speeding. Well, maybe we don't trade that fast. Y'all be speeding the most. That's a lie. Yeah.

I've seen women speed. We distracted driving the most, but we don't read the most. You put on your mascara and your lip loss at the same time. But we're not speeding. Yes, you are, but you don't notice because you have your mascara. Yeah. Because you only have one eye open. Your eyes are not on the speed.

But what do you feel? Because you know how sometimes you can try to be like, I wasn't doing that. You know you're speeding. So when the cop comes up, are you just like, all right, give it to me? There was one time I was. was not speeding. I was going with the flow of traffic. That's what you're supposed to say.

Because, you know, I was speeding. This cop moved over every other car but got me. And I was like, dog, why are you pulling me over? I wasn't speeding. No, you were like way ahead of them, bro. I was like, man. Were you the first thing? I've never been, gotten a speeding ticket, but I was in court once where some guy was

like up talking to the judge. You got a big fine. How much? Yeah, because he was over like, he was going like one. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a lot. That's a lot.

No, me, I have the little sign that pops up. Like, hey, 65 and so I'm like cool I'll go 63 fancy nice oh yeah it gives you like oh by a school

don't worry about it oh drive like your kids live in this neighborhood say less I will go at 10 speed have you ever have you ever drove by a neighborhood in one of the yards it says that

no no no I have to guess how fast I'm going Jose has takeovers on his front line drive like your kids live in the neighborhood My truck thing, the little speaking doesn't work on my truck. I have to guess what it is. I'm like, I think I'm going like 40, yeah.

Bro. That's how it is out here. It's time we get a new car, boy. You have another. I know a place. You're local, Southern California. Toyota. Yeah.

Not on the top of this list. It's so great. It's not. Yeah. Great. Save you and save you on gas if you get a hybrid, brother. That's right. Amazing brother.

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